1 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:14,759 The story begins right here on this bus. 2 00:03:15,094 --> 00:03:18,557 Line 144. The same route I took every day. 3 00:03:18,764 --> 00:03:22,360 - Yee-ha! - But this day was different. 4 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:27,402 Something was about to happen that would change my life forever. 5 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:31,704 First, let me tell you how things were... before all this. 6 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:41,017 Didn't have all that much growing up. 7 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,317 Just me... 8 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:44,980 ... my mom... 9 00:03:45,124 --> 00:03:46,751 ... my dad... 10 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,054 ... and 60 acres of farmland. 11 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:52,461 I lived a simple life. 12 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:58,361 But sometimes, the simplest things are the best things. 13 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:04,137 Like going undefeated my senior year... 14 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:08,805 ... and winning the state championship off my corner route in the end zone. 15 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:18,850 Or falling in love with Lindsay, the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. 16 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:21,426 Can't you just tell them that you changed your mind? 17 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:27,192 I can't do that, baby. I already enlisted. 18 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:30,791 Hey... I promise it will be real quick. 19 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:35,106 I'm gonna go in there, I'm gonna take care of business and I'll be right back. 20 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:36,701 You have my word. 21 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:41,446 - Promise? - I promise. 22 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:47,410 Then suddenly, things weren't so simple anymore. 23 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:15,004 I headed off to Vietnam to fight for my country. 24 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:19,675 I spent seven years there, six of them in the jungle... 25 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,185 ... and one year in a POW camp. 26 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:30,591 Is that all you got, pendejos? 27 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:35,932 Probably would have stayed longer, too... 28 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:38,396 Man down! 29 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:40,403 ... if I hadn't gotten shot. 30 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:56,688 But throughout it all, the only thing that kept me going... 31 00:05:56,823 --> 00:06:00,616 ... was knowing that I was gonna see Lindsay again. 32 00:06:09,168 --> 00:06:11,500 Mommy, I'm hungry. 33 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:15,405 Mommy, can you make us lunch? 34 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,345 I figured I'd apply to the police academy. 35 00:06:24,283 --> 00:06:27,211 It made sense with my military experience. 36 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:45,767 I felt lost. Didn't know where I fit in anymore. 37 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:49,705 So what type of business experience do you have? 38 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:54,578 Well... not much experience, really, to be honest. 39 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:55,945 Since I graduated high school... 40 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:59,609 ... I've been in active combat duty serving my country. 41 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,913 That really took up most of my time. 42 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:07,258 We're really in the market for a college graduate. 43 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:10,553 You didn't happen to take advantage of the GI Bill? 44 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:17,759 Actually, I have just been informed the position was filled. 45 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:22,197 I soon realized that no one was willing to give me a chance. 46 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:27,809 I had to create an opportunity for myself. 47 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,609 Thank you, sir, I appreciate your business. God bless. 48 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:31,774 - How are you, sir? - Good, good. 49 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:35,655 What can I get for you? One? All right. Ketchup, mustard? 50 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,382 Beautiful day, huh? 51 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,452 All right. There we go. 52 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:42,852 Here's your change, sir. 53 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:47,157 God bless you. Have a nice day. 54 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,201 While I was creating that opportunity... 55 00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:59,539 ... life somehow slipped away from me. 56 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:30,267 One, two, three, go! 57 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:35,107 But life has a way of kicking you in the ass every once in a while. 58 00:08:35,247 --> 00:08:38,878 And on this day, it kicked me pretty hard. 59 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,717 Yee-ha! 60 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:54,664 Hey, old man, you mind moving? We gotta sit together. 61 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:58,462 Hey! Old fucker! 62 00:08:58,604 --> 00:09:00,435 You deaf? I'm talking to you. 63 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:03,303 Move that geriatric ass before I kick it. 64 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,903 How about you just leave me alone? 65 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,113 Ooh! 66 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:11,842 You believe this guy? 67 00:09:11,984 --> 00:09:15,249 You got balls, old man. That's respectable. 68 00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:17,421 But now you're wasting my time... 69 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,117 ... so why don't you get the fuck out of my seat? 70 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:27,163 You crazy fucking spear chucker. 71 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:33,466 There's two seats in back. Take 'em. But leave him alone. 72 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,308 Are you fucking kidding me? 73 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:44,172 Stand up, asshole. 74 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:45,884 I don't want any trouble. Leave me alone. 75 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,980 I can either kick your ass while you're sitting down... 76 00:09:47,998 --> 00:09:49,745 ... or while you're standing up. It's your call. 77 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:51,880 - Fuck his shit up, Raymond! - Yeah. 78 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,671 I told you I didn't wanna fight! I fucking told you! 79 00:10:06,222 --> 00:10:10,074 Since that day, nothing's been the same. 80 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:25,084 Holy shit. 81 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,491 That's awesome! 82 00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:47,310 Man, this old guy's bad ass. 83 00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:50,540 Miller, Steve-O, come over here. Come take a look at this. 84 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:55,483 He's a senior citizen, he's been given the name "Bad Ass"... 85 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:59,182 ... and he's a huge hit on the Web right now. He gives people hope. 86 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,850 There's even a T-shirt with his face on it. 87 00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:08,931 All of a sudden, people started caring about me. 88 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:13,935 I started fitting in again. People wanted to be with me. 89 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,475 Cops were even taking me on drive-alongs. 90 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:22,744 It's like I'm this famous guy or something. 91 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:26,249 That's been the weird part. It's taken some getting used to. 92 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:29,877 Now you've been deemed a hero, Mr. Vega. 93 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:34,083 How does that make you feel, especially at your age? 94 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:37,920 Well, I don't think I'm a hero. I'm just a guy... 95 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:42,497 ...making $500 a month on disability, trying to fit in. 96 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:45,399 You must be very proud of your son, Mrs. Vega. 97 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,531 Oh, you'd better believe it. I am always proud of my boy. 98 00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:52,007 If this world had more people like my son... 99 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:55,879 I love you... 100 00:11:58,417 --> 00:11:59,582 Mom! 101 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:04,155 - This boy. - She's not biased or nothing. 102 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:05,587 My son. 103 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:23,074 And none has mastery over the day of death. 104 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:27,707 For the Lord of all shows no partiality... 105 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,475 ... nor does he fear greatness... 106 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:34,985 ... for He Himself made the great as well as the small. 107 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:38,317 He provides for all equally... 108 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:43,789 ... and the dust shall return to the earth from whence it came... 109 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:49,701 ... and the life breath return to the Lord who gaveth it. 110 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:57,773 All right. It's gonna be all right, man. It's gonna be all right, Biscuit. 111 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,712 It's your mama, I know. 112 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,611 From the last will and testament, dated February 15, 2010... 113 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:14,249 ... "I, Juanita Lupe Vega, bequeath my china pattern... 114 00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:17,851 ... stainless steel cutlery, and Ginsu knives to my favorite charity... 115 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:20,465 ... the Church of Latter Day Angel. 116 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:26,236 And to my boy, Frank, whom I loved with all my heart till the day I died... 117 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:29,034 ... I leave you my house, my jewelry, my wardrobe... 118 00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:30,437 Hey. 119 00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:31,838 ... and of course... 120 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,775 - ... my beloved dog, Baxter." - What are you doing? 121 00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:39,014 - You robbing houses now, Vega? - A man's gotta make a living some way. 122 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,483 My condolences about your mom. 123 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,749 The boys at the station, they send their best. 124 00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:49,360 - I appreciate that. - We got you this. 125 00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:01,532 - I didn't know how good-looking I was. - Yeah, me neither. 126 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,541 Hey, if you need anything, give me a call. 127 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:08,204 - Thanks, bro. - All right, brother. Call me. 128 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,546 "Bad Ass." 129 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:17,044 Come on, Baxter. 130 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:20,786 My administration has organized a new initiative... 131 00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:23,918 ... which we are calling "Operation Street Cleaning." 132 00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:27,362 We've also enhanced and increased local law enforcement... 133 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:32,129 ... in order to rid our neighborhoods of crime and gang-related activity. 134 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:36,799 It is the top priority of this administration to return our city... 135 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,342 ... back to the safety it once knew. 136 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:44,012 Boy, what you carrying in this box? A dead body and a watermelon? 137 00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:47,752 - No, that's my entertainment library. - Entertainment? 138 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,220 Behind the Green Horse. Is that new? 139 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,684 - You haven't seen that? - No. 140 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,920 - Check that out tonight. - Oh, I just might do that. 141 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,164 You know what? All this moving is making me thirsty. We bring any beer? 142 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:07,099 You're in charge of beer. I'm in charge of entertainment. 143 00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:12,743 Man, I know there's something around here somewhere. 144 00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:18,181 We, ladies and gentlemen, are going to unite... 145 00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:22,447 ... and make this the strongest and the safest community in this county. 146 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,681 I know my mama wouldn't leave a dry house. 147 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,051 You have my word. 148 00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:29,026 Hoo-ah! 149 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:30,287 Holy shit. 150 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,693 Biscuit and Klondike gonna have booze tonight. 151 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,727 Yeah. Thank you, Mama. 152 00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:41,837 I was running fast as I could, man. 153 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,908 I mean, that woman kept catching up to me. 154 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,511 I mean, I run the 100-yard dash, for Christ sakes... 155 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,374 ... trying to get away from this woman. 156 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,812 I've never seen you run so fast in your life. 157 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:55,649 She looked like a hooker to me, man. She came on to me, too. 158 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,120 You know, them Vietnamese are tricky motherfuckers... 159 00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,691 ... making their soldiers look like whores and shit. 160 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:03,995 Klondike, she weighed 200 pounds and had a machine gun... 161 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:05,195 ... strapped on her neck. 162 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:09,024 It was dark, motherfucker. 163 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:12,437 I couldn't see shit. I just followed my nose. 164 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:16,632 My nose led me to pussy and my nose don't discriminate pussy. 165 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,168 Where's Baxter, man? 166 00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:23,147 I thought he would've licked that plate clean by now. 167 00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:25,750 Baxter probably locked himself in the closet again. 168 00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:29,376 What the hell's he doing in there? Ah... 169 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:32,554 Rubbing one out, ain't he? 170 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,391 No. 171 00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:37,393 He's probably... he just likes his quiet time like his daddy. 172 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:42,057 Yeah. His daddy. His daddy's a good guy. 173 00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,066 Thank you, man. 174 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:49,230 - For what? - For letting me move in with you. 175 00:16:49,325 --> 00:16:51,534 I mean, you've been there for me the whole time, man. 176 00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:53,334 You're a damn good friend. 177 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,743 - I mean that. - Klondike. 178 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:57,781 You and Baxter are the only family I got. 179 00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:00,476 You saved my life. I owe you. 180 00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,587 You know what? 181 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:05,546 I see... 182 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,388 ... really good changes for you and me, Biscuit. 183 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:13,260 - Take my word for it. - It's a long time coming. 184 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,127 You know, people talk about having the best days of their lives. 185 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,861 I'm still waiting for mine. 186 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:21,234 The past 40 years, I felt like a bouncing ball. 187 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:24,035 No stability in my life. 188 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:30,148 But... I think the bouncing's slowing down. 189 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,772 I'm turning over a new leaf. 190 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,579 Yeah, I think I'm gonna find the best day of my life. 191 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,622 Here's to finding the best days of our lives, Biscuit. 192 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:40,986 Do me a solid, will you? 193 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:45,756 Put this in your mother's safe deposit box, will you please? 194 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,098 - What the fuck is this? - It's a flash drive. 195 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,633 - A flash drive? - That's right. 196 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:52,134 I got a lot of important stuff on there. 197 00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,068 What, you know all about that computer shit? 198 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:58,142 My ass is trying to learn. And when I learn, I'm gonna teach you. 199 00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,643 Nah... not me. I'm not interested. 200 00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:02,371 You know, one of these damn days... 201 00:18:02,409 --> 00:18:04,271 ... you're gonna have to step out of the '70s. 202 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,974 No. Uh-uh. 203 00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,710 Those were beautiful times. 204 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,511 You didn't have to deal with all this shit. 205 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:15,992 Suicide bombings and taking your shoes off at the airport. 206 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:18,392 No, you gotta watch it. There's a lot of crazy shit out there. 207 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:22,398 Well, that's what's going on now. We gotta get your ass into this century. 208 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,934 I'm gonna make that my mission while we're living together. 209 00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:29,767 Now put that in your mama's safe deposit box, please. 210 00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:31,375 Got it. 211 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:33,978 Okay, all right. 212 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:39,716 Oh, shit. I'm out of smokes, man. I'm gonna go out. 213 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,285 You know, my mom left a brand-new carton of Newports... 214 00:18:42,302 --> 00:18:43,285 ... right there in the kitchen. 215 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:47,024 I don't wanna smoke that menthol shit. I'm gonna go get me my Camels. 216 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,127 Yeah. 217 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,487 Oh, son of a... 218 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:53,628 Okay? 219 00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:55,828 Don't go stepping on no landmine, huh? 220 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,698 You watch out for the machine guns. 221 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,450 To Baxter and Klondike. 222 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,843 Ooh... okay, gonna call her back. 223 00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:50,650 Hey! 224 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:56,222 What's happening, Sebastian? Terence? 225 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,795 You're a hard man to find, Klondike. 226 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,599 What, you don't answer your cell phone anymore? 227 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:05,634 Ah, sh... what can I tell ya, man? Look here, the ringer's turned off. 228 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:07,238 What can I tell ya? 229 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,361 See what I'm saying? 230 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:12,136 My man here got jokes. You doing some stand-up now? 231 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:13,972 You know what we want, gramps. 232 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,770 Give it up. 233 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:19,713 I'm drawing a blank, you know what I'm saying? 234 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,284 Yeah, yeah. 235 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,718 You still having a tough time remembering now, motherfucker? 236 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,288 Whoa, whoa! 237 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:27,688 I got the goddamn thing right here, man. 238 00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,875 You had to do it the hard way. 239 00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:57,488 Motherfucker. 240 00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:01,252 Sebastian, leave him! The cops are coming, we gotta go! 241 00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,953 - Where is that shit? - Get the fuck out of here, come on! 242 00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:06,305 Shit! 243 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,360 Just get in the fucking car. 244 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:10,768 Let's go, come on! 245 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,056 Hello? 246 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:40,195 Yeah, this is Frank Vega. 247 00:22:05,223 --> 00:22:08,317 Frank Vega? Can I get you to sign these releases? 248 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:13,088 You're that guy from the bus, huh? 249 00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:14,923 Yeah, I guess so. 250 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,058 Haven't been beating up on anyone else, have you? 251 00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:19,033 I'm really not a violent guy. 252 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,002 Sorry about your friend. 253 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,035 You're gonna get those scumbags, aren't you? 254 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,076 We're gonna do our best. 255 00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:03,747 That's $12.59. 256 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,611 You know what? I'm a little short. 257 00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:07,776 Can you spot me a couple of bucks until tomorrow? 258 00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:10,479 Did you see a Salvation Army sign in front of my store? 259 00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:12,613 You know, I just moved into the neighborhood. 260 00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:14,325 I'll be by tomorrow and pay you the rest. 261 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,453 Look, buddy, I can barely pay the rent as it is. 262 00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:20,429 I mean, I got no cash. I'm a hardworking man. 263 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:23,796 Besides, I can't be giving stuff away. 264 00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:27,234 Nobody move! Give me what's in that register! 265 00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:29,270 Now! Let's go! 266 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,968 - Hey, he don't got no money, man. - Did you say something, old man? 267 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:34,578 Hey, why don't you guys just leave? 268 00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:38,005 I ain't going anywhere, old man. 269 00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:15,386 Oh, Mr. Vega. 270 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:19,846 We're so sorry about the passing of your friend. 271 00:24:19,991 --> 00:24:21,083 Thank you. 272 00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:23,457 My brother was murdered two blocks away... 273 00:24:23,466 --> 00:24:25,157 ... from where your friend was killed. 274 00:24:25,296 --> 00:24:26,893 I'm really sorry to hear that. 275 00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:30,195 See, we are never gonna be safe in our own neighborhood. 276 00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:32,769 And no one's doing a damn thing about it. 277 00:24:32,904 --> 00:24:34,735 You know, police are doing everything they can. 278 00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:38,468 Fuck, no! We need real help. 279 00:24:38,610 --> 00:24:41,408 Those motherfuckers are as crooked as all hell. 280 00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:45,843 I'm sorry, baby. 281 00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:51,416 God bless you, Mr. Vega. 282 00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:54,986 Thank you. Good night, ladies. 283 00:25:19,651 --> 00:25:23,917 Why you Mexicans drink that crap? Is that the official drink of the cholo? 284 00:25:24,055 --> 00:25:26,353 Well, what should I be drinking? 285 00:25:26,491 --> 00:25:30,086 Malt Liquor, ripple, grape soda or Kool-Aid? 286 00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:31,559 Why you have to get all racist and shit? 287 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:38,530 Oh, shit! You're that Bad Ass dude from the bus, right? 288 00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:40,865 Yeah. 289 00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:42,808 You're a tough ass geezer. 290 00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:45,308 You knocked the hell out that Nazi motherfucker. 291 00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:46,501 Give you props for that. 292 00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:48,845 You know, kid, you got the mouth of a truck driver. 293 00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:52,514 - What the fuck you talking about? - What the fuck you talking about? 294 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:56,246 - Is it not cold out here? Huh? - Yeah. 295 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,016 - Yeah. - Then get your ass in the house. 296 00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:14,269 Damn. Love thy neighbor. 297 00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:27,775 Hey, brother. You should have seen the action out there tonight. 298 00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:31,585 - You up for a ride-along? - Not tonight. 299 00:26:32,457 --> 00:26:34,789 You're turning down a ride-along? 300 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:38,418 - I got some shit I gotta do. - Oh, yeah, I can see that. 301 00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:42,927 - That bottle? - No, that's a priority. 302 00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:44,126 Oh. 303 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,363 I just came from the liquor store. 304 00:26:48,506 --> 00:26:50,667 Looked like you wiped your ass with those guys. 305 00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:53,972 - Fucking scumbags. - Yeah, I know, Frank. 306 00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:56,942 But you have a penchant for getting involved in these altercations. 307 00:26:57,182 --> 00:26:58,244 I think it's time for you to chill out. 308 00:26:58,383 --> 00:27:00,146 Violence just seems to follow me. 309 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,651 Yeah, Charles Bronson, I get it. 310 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,084 Just, um... 311 00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:06,817 ... scale it back for me. 312 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,285 They find the guys that killed Klondike yet? 313 00:27:13,098 --> 00:27:14,759 They're working on it. 314 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:17,730 Come on, you know how these things work. 315 00:27:17,869 --> 00:27:20,297 There's more homicides than there are investigators. 316 00:27:20,469 --> 00:27:22,097 You gotta have patience. 317 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:24,804 Now that sounds like a crock of shit. 318 00:27:26,444 --> 00:27:27,911 I'll check on it. 319 00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:33,213 Meanwhile, I will be swinging by tomorrow and you will ride with me. 320 00:27:33,351 --> 00:27:34,943 No excuses, Vega. 321 00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:38,681 Car 245 responding to possible 415. 322 00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:40,654 Additional units requested. 323 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,688 Stevens dumps it in. Norris goes after it. 324 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:45,090 Gets checked at the blue line... 325 00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:49,530 - ... the window. And you set it... - And forget it! 326 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,863 And that will be done in about 40 minutes... 327 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:54,972 Within a 24 hour period, local investigators have arrested... 328 00:27:55,106 --> 00:27:59,167 ... what seems to be the prime suspect in the Justin Wheely murder case. 329 00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:02,575 Justin was violently beaten and then stabbed to death late last night... 330 00:28:02,714 --> 00:28:04,545 ... after he wouldn't give up his wallet. 331 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,618 The police chief congratulated the 20 investigators... 332 00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:10,744 ... who worked around the clock to solve this crime. 333 00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:13,187 We're doing the best we can, Mr. Vega. 334 00:28:13,324 --> 00:28:16,059 - That's not good enough. - I'm afraid it is. 335 00:28:16,394 --> 00:28:19,659 Yeah, I guess it would be if Klondike was a different shade. 336 00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:22,198 You'd already probably caught the bastards. 337 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:24,531 Are you inferring I'm a racist, Mr. Vega? 338 00:28:24,532 --> 00:28:25,731 Yeah, I am. 339 00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:28,566 In case you haven't noticed, I'm Indian. 340 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,440 You're a wolf in sheep's clothing. You're just part of the system, man. 341 00:28:31,441 --> 00:28:32,639 Look, Vega... 342 00:28:32,676 --> 00:28:34,839 ... I understand Mr. Washington was a friend of yours. 343 00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:37,570 But you can't let your emotions get in the way of what we're trying to do here. 344 00:28:37,815 --> 00:28:39,378 Let us do our job, okay? 345 00:28:39,517 --> 00:28:41,747 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to get back to. 346 00:29:03,374 --> 00:29:04,432 Ahh! 347 00:29:06,811 --> 00:29:08,438 Double or nothing, double or nothing. 348 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,104 Ready? 349 00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:12,113 Get it! Get some! 350 00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:15,178 Best out of five, best out of five. 351 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,488 Come on. 352 00:31:43,434 --> 00:31:46,699 It's from an M9 Beretta. 353 00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:51,765 Probably from a 15-round staggered magazine. 354 00:31:52,477 --> 00:31:55,640 - You sell any of those lately? - No, man. 355 00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:59,910 This is government-issued Armed Forces shit. 356 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:01,983 I rarely see this stuff. 357 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,180 Any other store around here that does? 358 00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:08,486 I'm pretty much the only game in town, you know? 359 00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:10,856 I like to keep it that way. 360 00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:14,362 Nice piece of jewelry. 361 00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:19,698 If you're interested in selling that... 362 00:32:19,837 --> 00:32:21,805 ... I'd give you $50 for it. 363 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,941 - That your daughter? - No. 364 00:32:28,379 --> 00:32:31,109 I was gonna say it kind of looks like this girl who goes to our church. 365 00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:35,308 - You know her? - She's friendly with the wife. 366 00:32:36,721 --> 00:32:41,351 - You think this is hers? - Eh... probably her husband's. 367 00:32:41,492 --> 00:32:46,259 He's a... he's a black guy. Good lookin' fella. 368 00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:48,898 You know where I could find him? 369 00:32:49,033 --> 00:32:53,231 Well, they just live a few blocks over there on Seventh. 370 00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:56,704 There's a yellow pick-up on the front lawn there. 371 00:32:56,841 --> 00:32:59,275 - Can't miss it. - Thanks, partner. 372 00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:02,638 Hey, man. 373 00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:06,414 Be careful. There's a lot of fucking idiots out there. 374 00:33:19,729 --> 00:33:21,897 Yes, can I help you? 375 00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:23,159 Is your husband available? 376 00:33:23,301 --> 00:33:26,099 - And who are you? - Uh... I'm a friend of his. 377 00:33:26,237 --> 00:33:29,673 He left this over at my place a couple of days ago. 378 00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:34,139 You know what? 379 00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:39,778 You go tell that son of a B-I-T-C-H that he's got three kids and a wife... 380 00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:42,181 ... wondering when the hell he's coming home. 381 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,687 I don't mean to be nosy, but when's the last time you saw him? 382 00:33:45,823 --> 00:33:48,815 I probably saw Terence over a week ago. 383 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,791 My girlfriends tell me they see him playing basketball... 384 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,091 ... over at 22nd Street Park. 385 00:33:54,999 --> 00:33:59,962 He's got kids crying for his daddy, and he's playing basketball. 386 00:34:00,104 --> 00:34:01,503 Yeah, mi amor, yeah, I know you're hungry. 387 00:34:01,504 --> 00:34:03,369 I'll get you something. 388 00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:05,999 You know what, man? I gotta go, okay? 389 00:34:06,144 --> 00:34:11,275 But if you happen to find that C-O-C-K-S-U-C-K-E-R... 390 00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:13,509 ... tell him to go fuck himself! 391 00:34:52,156 --> 00:34:53,987 Backdoor, backdoor, backdoor! 392 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:55,683 Backdoor, backdoor! Hey! 393 00:34:57,028 --> 00:34:58,028 - Ball, ball, ball! - Take him backdoor. 394 00:34:58,128 --> 00:34:59,428 Backdoor, backdoor! 395 00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:01,528 - God damn it. - Damn! 396 00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:06,332 Anybody know where I can find Terence? 397 00:35:06,471 --> 00:35:08,200 Why don't you ask your mama? 398 00:35:08,339 --> 00:35:10,398 He probably cock slammed her this morning. 399 00:35:12,041 --> 00:35:13,005 Damn! 400 00:35:13,184 --> 00:35:16,004 - Hey, give me the ball, bitch. - I'm gonna ask you one more time. 401 00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:17,705 Anybody know where I can find Terence? 402 00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:20,477 Who the fuck do you think you are, you old motherfucker? 403 00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:22,649 Either give me the ball or I'm gonna kill your ass. 404 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,054 You know what, I don't hear too good. 405 00:35:24,188 --> 00:35:26,754 I messed up my hearing at a Santana concert in '74. 406 00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:28,454 Step in here so I can hear you. I can't... 407 00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:31,624 You believe this crazy son of a bitch? 408 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:34,058 Ooh... 409 00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:47,103 OK, whoa, wait a minute, man. Calm down, all right? 410 00:35:47,242 --> 00:35:48,503 He ain't here, man. 411 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:49,604 - Where is he? - I don't know. 412 00:35:49,627 --> 00:35:50,877 He private with his shit. 413 00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:52,577 I know he run with some boys across town, and that's it. 414 00:35:52,617 --> 00:35:53,706 Where across town? 415 00:35:53,851 --> 00:35:55,785 Ask for Renaldo, 85th Street Apartments. 416 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,888 He knows where Terence is. 417 00:35:58,022 --> 00:36:01,924 Thank you, fellas. Appreciate your cooperation. All of you. 418 00:36:03,861 --> 00:36:05,686 Shit. 419 00:36:06,030 --> 00:36:07,395 That was luck. 420 00:36:59,784 --> 00:37:02,685 Oh, Father, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were a priest! 421 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:05,186 You picked the wrong apartment to rob, asshole! 422 00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:07,650 Wait, wait, stop, stop! 423 00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:09,692 I don't wanna rob anybody. 424 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:14,763 - Where's Renaldo? - I can't breathe! 425 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:17,163 I have no idea. I have no idea where he is. 426 00:37:17,301 --> 00:37:19,394 Jesus! Look, he's my roommate, he's never here. 427 00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:21,395 What, are you trying to fucking kill me? 428 00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:24,834 - What kind of priest are you? - I'm not a priest, you idiot. 429 00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:27,444 I'm playing one at the Jewish community center musical. 430 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:30,010 And thanks to you, I'm gonna be late for my fucking rehearsal. 431 00:37:30,247 --> 00:37:32,572 Okay, then. Where's Renaldo? 432 00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:35,151 All right! All right! All right! All right! 433 00:37:35,286 --> 00:37:37,186 He hangs out at the Velvet Scorpion. 434 00:37:37,321 --> 00:37:39,687 He's there every morning. I swear, he's gonna be there tomorrow. 435 00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:42,759 You know, man, you make a terrible priest. 436 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:54,665 I have on my staff 11 aides... 437 00:37:54,805 --> 00:37:58,901 ... all of whom perform their tasks in glorious concert. 438 00:37:59,043 --> 00:38:01,136 There's not a moment of my day... 439 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:05,648 ... where I don't feel completely secure about my political future. 440 00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:09,312 And then there's you, Panther... 441 00:38:11,722 --> 00:38:15,818 ... who is single-handedly trying to destroy what took me 33 years to build. 442 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,724 Oh, come on, Mayor. There's nothing being destroyed. 443 00:38:18,863 --> 00:38:23,266 This ain't no WikiLeaks. It's like a leak in your mama's sink. 444 00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:25,596 You know, we'll plumb the shit up. 445 00:38:28,105 --> 00:38:29,895 That supposed to make me feel better? 446 00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:34,708 I'm running for reelection in 90 days... 447 00:38:34,845 --> 00:38:38,781 ... and I've got accessible confidential information of mine... 448 00:38:38,916 --> 00:38:40,042 ... out there on the streets? 449 00:38:40,184 --> 00:38:42,880 I can assure you, there's no problem. 450 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,784 - Shit, I own the streets. - There's a problem, asshole. 451 00:38:45,923 --> 00:38:49,222 There's a fucking problem, 'cause your bros fucked up. 452 00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:53,727 How do you take a guy out before you get my drives back first? 453 00:38:53,864 --> 00:38:57,595 There was some internal incompetent shit on our part. 454 00:38:57,735 --> 00:39:00,602 But I can assure you we're all tee'd up. It won't happen again. 455 00:39:00,738 --> 00:39:03,036 No, it won't happen again because if it does... 456 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,506 ... your services are terminated. 457 00:39:05,643 --> 00:39:09,010 That's just the beginning of what we're gonna start terminating around here. 458 00:39:12,116 --> 00:39:14,209 And now we got this freaking geriatric going around... 459 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:17,419 - ... kicking everybody's fucking asses. - Bad Ass. 460 00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:20,824 - Excuse me? - Bad Ass. 461 00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:22,223 That's what they're calling him. 462 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,295 Who gives a fuck what they're calling him? 463 00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:31,933 - He's a pain in my fucking ass. - There's nothing to worry about. 464 00:39:32,069 --> 00:39:35,700 He's just an old motherfucker looking for some revenge. 465 00:39:36,009 --> 00:39:37,400 We got him dialed in. 466 00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:39,502 I don't wanna have to worry about this shit anymore... 467 00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:41,474 ... because let me tell you something. 468 00:39:41,612 --> 00:39:43,545 There's hundreds of bottom-drain feeders out there... 469 00:39:43,562 --> 00:39:44,945 ... would love to be on my payroll... 470 00:39:45,082 --> 00:39:47,780 ... doing the freaking job you're supposed to be doing. 471 00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:51,254 You clean your shit up, Panther. 472 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,389 And I mean now. 473 00:39:57,695 --> 00:39:58,819 We're done here. 474 00:40:02,466 --> 00:40:05,060 And enough with the long text messages. 475 00:40:05,402 --> 00:40:10,367 And what's up with those fucking happy faces? I hate that shit. 476 00:40:27,224 --> 00:40:29,249 Here, dear, let me give you a hand with that. 477 00:40:29,393 --> 00:40:34,626 - Oh... very sweet of you. - Okay. 478 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,130 Are those your keys? Give me your keys. 479 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,529 - Thank you. - You want that in the trunk? 480 00:40:37,668 --> 00:40:38,965 - Yes. - Okay. 481 00:40:40,237 --> 00:40:42,398 - Bad Ass! Hey! - Bad Ass! 482 00:40:44,675 --> 00:40:46,199 What's up, homies? How you doing? 483 00:40:47,744 --> 00:40:48,572 Down! 484 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:54,380 You messed with the wrong white boys, you fuck! 485 00:40:56,921 --> 00:40:59,822 - Yeah! Shended that asshole! - Yeah! 486 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:02,892 - Woo! - Woo! Yeah, yeah, yeah! 487 00:41:03,027 --> 00:41:05,791 - Are you okay? - Oh, wonderful. 488 00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:09,866 I haven't had a man handle me like that in 45 years. 489 00:41:11,702 --> 00:41:13,693 Yo, yo, yo, I got the TV! 490 00:41:13,838 --> 00:41:18,434 That's some good chicken. You want a piece? 491 00:41:25,382 --> 00:41:29,716 You're all I got now, boy. It's just me and you now, fella. 492 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:32,550 Just me and you. 493 00:41:34,058 --> 00:41:35,424 What's up, bitch? 494 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,125 If it's not my favorite black midget. 495 00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:41,122 Tell me something. How hard was it living in a world without phones? 496 00:41:41,265 --> 00:41:43,165 We had Western Union. 497 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:46,201 How hard was it when your career tanked after Different Strokes? 498 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,698 - What you talkin' about? - Willis. 499 00:41:48,939 --> 00:41:50,698 - What? - From the show. 500 00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:52,604 "What you talkin' about, Willis?" 501 00:41:52,743 --> 00:41:55,871 I'm so goddamned tired of carrying the burden of this family. 502 00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:58,481 - And all you do is complain! - Well, you're the lazy motherfucker... 503 00:41:58,616 --> 00:42:00,584 ... who can't keep... what, you're gonna hit me out here? 504 00:42:00,718 --> 00:42:02,242 - How's your nose? - Go! You need to leave. 505 00:42:02,386 --> 00:42:04,616 Why don't you keep a fucking job? 506 00:42:05,556 --> 00:42:07,487 And you better not come back here, either. 507 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,050 I live here. I own the house, bitch! 508 00:42:11,328 --> 00:42:12,955 Mama. 509 00:42:13,097 --> 00:42:14,530 You're leaking. 510 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,460 Are you okay? 511 00:42:19,303 --> 00:42:23,000 - Yeah, I'm fine. I'm okay. - No, you're not. 512 00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:27,410 - Yeah, I think I am. Thank you. - Actually, you're not. 513 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:30,646 I got a first aid kit inside. Let's get you cleaned up. 514 00:42:30,681 --> 00:42:32,271 You don't want him to see you like that. 515 00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:39,250 Okay, here, now you gotta keep this on at least 20 minutes. 516 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,984 Okay, so what, now you're a doctor? 517 00:42:42,126 --> 00:42:43,718 No, my mom was a nurse. 518 00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:45,920 She taught me how to take care of the small stuff. 519 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:50,193 I filled in for a medic in Vietnam when he got his arm blown off. 520 00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:55,534 Do you want something to eat or drink? 521 00:42:55,673 --> 00:42:58,141 No, no. Actually, I'm good. 522 00:42:58,275 --> 00:43:00,381 You know, I got a couple of Hungry-Man dinners in there... 523 00:43:00,405 --> 00:43:01,301 ... that are delicious. 524 00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:03,811 Wow, that's real sweet, Frank... 525 00:43:03,948 --> 00:43:07,577 ... but we actually ate dinner already, so, we're good. 526 00:43:07,718 --> 00:43:11,882 I mean, they're no Julia Child, but they're really good. 527 00:43:12,022 --> 00:43:15,116 Wow, look at you. What do you know about Julia Child? 528 00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:19,821 I love the Food Channel, but I can't cook worth spit. 529 00:43:19,964 --> 00:43:24,567 I can cook pretty good. Maybe one day I'll make you something to eat. 530 00:43:26,870 --> 00:43:28,301 I'd love that. 531 00:43:31,008 --> 00:43:33,272 Oh, you know what? I got something. 532 00:43:40,017 --> 00:43:42,315 Here. These are the bomb. 533 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:45,889 Oh, no, I'm sorry. Ice cream is my enemy. 534 00:43:46,023 --> 00:43:48,355 No, no, these are low fat. Not that you need it. 535 00:43:48,492 --> 00:43:49,720 Did you say "the bomb"? 536 00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:53,227 What, you living in the '90s, fool? 537 00:43:53,364 --> 00:43:55,662 Martin. Stop being rude. 538 00:43:57,968 --> 00:44:00,002 Damn, that's good. 539 00:44:00,003 --> 00:44:02,202 Is this the good shit they gave you during the last supper? 540 00:44:02,339 --> 00:44:03,328 Boy! 541 00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:07,174 Damn, Mama, you still got skills. 542 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,074 I sure do, and you better not forget it. 543 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,202 Excuse me. 544 00:44:37,203 --> 00:44:41,202 Could any of you gentlemen tell me where I could find Renaldo? 545 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:42,778 I know what you must be thinking, man. 546 00:44:42,913 --> 00:44:45,306 "Who is this guy, coming in here demanding shit?" 547 00:44:45,449 --> 00:44:48,175 It's just important. I gotta find Renaldo. 548 00:44:53,390 --> 00:44:56,359 - So you're that Bad Ass dude. - No, not really. 549 00:44:56,493 --> 00:44:59,462 Let's see what type of bad ass you are. 550 00:45:01,298 --> 00:45:04,028 - It don't have to be this way. - Oh, yeah, it does. 551 00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:07,493 Get out of the way! 552 00:45:20,517 --> 00:45:23,543 All right, amigo, calm down! 553 00:45:23,687 --> 00:45:27,714 Renaldo, he's upstairs. Just stop fucking up my bar. 554 00:45:37,801 --> 00:45:40,235 Thanks for the help. I appreciate that. 555 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:54,308 Yo, what the fuck, man? 556 00:45:54,451 --> 00:45:57,245 I just need to ask you some questions about your friend Terence. 557 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:01,020 I don't think you're gonna have time. 558 00:46:04,928 --> 00:46:07,226 Where the fuck is Terence? 559 00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:11,132 - What the fuck, man? - The problem, Renaldo... 560 00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:13,463 ... is that I have a bad case of bursitis. 561 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:15,936 - Cocksucker! - What's bursitis, you ask? 562 00:46:16,073 --> 00:46:18,871 It's an inflammation of the joints that doesn't allow me... 563 00:46:19,009 --> 00:46:21,876 - ... to hold onto anything too long. - Fuck you, man! 564 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:25,677 - Holy shit! - See? That was my good hand. 565 00:46:25,816 --> 00:46:27,113 Okay, okay, okay, okay! 566 00:46:27,251 --> 00:46:29,276 Terence hangs out with this bitch named Tatiana... 567 00:46:29,419 --> 00:46:31,284 ... down at the massage parlor on 10th Street, all right? 568 00:46:31,421 --> 00:46:33,685 That's all the fuck I know! Now help me up! 569 00:46:33,824 --> 00:46:35,849 Yeah, that wasn't hard, was it? 570 00:46:36,026 --> 00:46:38,790 You asshole! Don't fuckin' leave me out here! 571 00:46:38,929 --> 00:46:41,193 - Come on! - Sorry for the interruption, ladies. 572 00:46:42,099 --> 00:46:45,699 Oh. Tell Renaldo to put this on my tab. 573 00:46:58,182 --> 00:46:59,240 Hey. 574 00:47:01,385 --> 00:47:03,410 Are you stalking me or something? 575 00:47:03,554 --> 00:47:05,579 What, a friend can't stop by and say hello? 576 00:47:05,722 --> 00:47:08,054 Come on, ride shotgun with me. 577 00:47:08,192 --> 00:47:09,659 You're not gonna hit on me again, are you? 578 00:47:09,793 --> 00:47:11,784 Jesus Christ, get in the car. 579 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,399 So, what have you been up to? 580 00:47:25,542 --> 00:47:27,134 Ah... same old, you know. 581 00:47:27,277 --> 00:47:29,802 Really? That's not what I've been hearing. 582 00:47:30,981 --> 00:47:33,006 Don't know what you're talking about. 583 00:47:33,150 --> 00:47:36,646 They say you've been leaving a bloody trail all across the city. 584 00:47:37,387 --> 00:47:38,945 Doesn't sound familiar to me. 585 00:47:39,089 --> 00:47:43,617 Frank, the police chief was this close to issuing a warrant for your arrest. 586 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:47,218 - I had to talk him off the ledge. - Arrest? Arrest me for what? 587 00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:49,525 - For doing his job? - Okay, see, that's the thing, Frank. 588 00:47:49,666 --> 00:47:52,635 You're not supposed to do their job. You're supposed to stay the fuck away. 589 00:47:52,769 --> 00:47:54,168 You know what? Pull over. 590 00:47:54,304 --> 00:47:56,397 - What? - Pull the fuck over. 591 00:48:02,412 --> 00:48:05,609 You know, I know you're trying to do the best for me... 592 00:48:05,749 --> 00:48:09,344 ... but I can't stand around and watch a bunch of assholes do nothing... 593 00:48:09,486 --> 00:48:10,817 ... about my best friend being killed. 594 00:48:10,954 --> 00:48:13,115 Frank, you're getting in over your head here, all right? 595 00:48:13,257 --> 00:48:15,487 You're to the point now where even I can't help you. 596 00:48:16,493 --> 00:48:17,960 I don't want your help. 597 00:48:31,275 --> 00:48:33,675 - You've got something of ours! - What? 598 00:48:33,810 --> 00:48:37,007 The flash drive, asshole. Your boy took it from us. 599 00:48:37,547 --> 00:48:39,071 What the fuck's a flash drive? 600 00:48:39,216 --> 00:48:42,151 It's an inch-long storage device that uses solid-state memory... 601 00:48:42,286 --> 00:48:47,485 ... to store persistent data from your computer. Where is it? 602 00:48:47,624 --> 00:48:49,615 Oh, that. 603 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,627 That's in... your ass. 604 00:48:52,796 --> 00:48:54,388 What the fuck? 605 00:48:59,503 --> 00:49:00,868 Motherfucker! 606 00:49:05,575 --> 00:49:07,941 Next time call before you drop by! 607 00:49:11,581 --> 00:49:12,775 What's up, cracker? 608 00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:15,180 Hey, kid, do you know anything about flash drives? 609 00:49:22,192 --> 00:49:24,524 Crestview? That's our hood. 610 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:32,329 City permits? 611 00:49:33,403 --> 00:49:34,870 "Panther"? 612 00:49:37,607 --> 00:49:39,905 What the hell was Klondike involved in? 613 00:49:58,128 --> 00:50:00,221 I'd like to set up a massage with Tatiana. 614 00:50:00,364 --> 00:50:01,626 Okay, right. 615 00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:05,862 I want you to know this is my first massage ever. 616 00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:08,836 A virgin? I'm honored. 617 00:50:09,806 --> 00:50:12,138 Wow. You've got great hands. 618 00:50:13,744 --> 00:50:16,338 - So do we know each other? - Excuse me? 619 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,047 You asked for me. You must know me. 620 00:50:18,380 --> 00:50:19,847 I'm kind of looking for someone. 621 00:50:19,983 --> 00:50:22,781 - Who? - Terence. 622 00:50:24,121 --> 00:50:25,247 We broke up. 623 00:50:27,491 --> 00:50:29,288 You know where I could get a hold of him? 624 00:50:30,127 --> 00:50:31,355 Nope. 625 00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:37,398 I... I just realized I'm double booked. 626 00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:39,832 Diane will be here in a few minutes to finish you off. 627 00:52:25,975 --> 00:52:27,700 Lost your keys? 628 00:52:28,845 --> 00:52:33,248 Uh... I'm visiting my girlfriend. 629 00:52:33,383 --> 00:52:35,874 - Do you mind killing that? - Tatiana's your girl? 630 00:52:36,019 --> 00:52:38,214 - Yeah, yeah. For about six months. - Really? 631 00:52:38,355 --> 00:52:40,482 'Cause it kind of looked like you were trying to break in there. 632 00:52:40,624 --> 00:52:43,149 Trying to surprise her. It's her birthday. 633 00:52:43,293 --> 00:52:46,820 Romantic. You mind stepping up a little closer? 634 00:52:46,963 --> 00:52:48,328 I wanna see who it is I'm shooting. 635 00:52:51,601 --> 00:52:52,863 Hey... 636 00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:55,267 ... aren't you that Bad Ass dude? 637 00:52:56,473 --> 00:53:00,603 Holy shit. I'm a huge fan. 638 00:53:00,744 --> 00:53:03,338 The way you kicked the shit out of those a-holes, ah... 639 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,414 ... that was priceless, man. 640 00:53:05,549 --> 00:53:08,211 You're a tough son of a bitch. Good for you. 641 00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:10,876 I appreciate that. I'm gonna head on inside. 642 00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:14,650 Cool. You keep on kicking ass, my friend. 643 00:53:14,791 --> 00:53:17,123 The world needs people like you. 644 00:53:17,260 --> 00:53:18,727 All right. 645 00:53:19,095 --> 00:53:20,357 Uh... 646 00:53:20,897 --> 00:53:23,297 ... you know Tatiana keeps the back door open, right? 647 00:53:25,602 --> 00:53:28,469 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Thanks. 648 00:53:58,201 --> 00:54:01,898 Oh, Terence... 649 00:54:02,038 --> 00:54:03,469 That's what I'm saying. Come on! 650 00:54:05,609 --> 00:54:08,510 What's this? Make-up sex? 651 00:54:08,645 --> 00:54:10,772 Oh, shit! 652 00:54:21,391 --> 00:54:22,380 Fuck! 653 00:54:22,525 --> 00:54:25,255 You killed my best friend, Klondike Washington. 654 00:54:25,295 --> 00:54:27,358 How do you wanna die, motherfucker? 655 00:54:28,297 --> 00:54:30,664 - Fuck you. - Okay. 656 00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:37,236 What the fuck you think you're doing, asshole? 657 00:54:37,293 --> 00:54:39,607 This might sting a little. 658 00:54:39,743 --> 00:54:43,270 No! No... 659 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,483 Stop! Stop! 660 00:54:49,619 --> 00:54:51,553 I didn't kill your friend, man! 661 00:54:51,688 --> 00:54:52,857 Who did? 662 00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:56,316 It was Sebastian! 663 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,020 We were just doing what we were fucking told! 664 00:54:59,195 --> 00:55:01,190 - By who? - I can't say! 665 00:55:01,331 --> 00:55:05,324 - Are you sure? - I can't say! 666 00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:07,001 I respect that. 667 00:55:11,708 --> 00:55:14,939 It was Panther! It was Panther! 668 00:55:18,982 --> 00:55:20,377 Where is he? 669 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:22,717 I don't know! 670 00:55:22,852 --> 00:55:25,548 That's too bad, because we're really fucking up this kitchen. 671 00:55:25,689 --> 00:55:29,848 No! Okay! Okay... okay... 672 00:55:30,093 --> 00:55:32,057 He and Sebastian... 673 00:55:32,195 --> 00:55:34,129 ... they'll be at the Bergamont Loft. 674 00:55:34,264 --> 00:55:36,732 - He'll be where? - The Bergamont Loft! 675 00:55:36,866 --> 00:55:39,030 Fucking tomorrow night, man! 676 00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:46,673 I wanna thank you for giving me a hand. 677 00:55:48,111 --> 00:55:49,772 By the way... 678 00:55:49,913 --> 00:55:53,246 ... your wife's got a message for you. She said, "Go fuck yourself!" 679 00:55:53,383 --> 00:55:55,110 I hope you're a righty. 680 00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:13,768 - Thanks, Ronnie. - You got it, Frank. 681 00:56:44,534 --> 00:56:45,523 Get off of me! 682 00:56:45,668 --> 00:56:47,133 Do what I fucking tell you to do, bitch. 683 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:50,403 You know what? Fuck you, okay? I'm done. Get the fuck out of my... 684 00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:54,203 - Show me some fucking respect. - Fuck you! 685 00:56:54,344 --> 00:56:55,333 - Fuck me? - Yeah. 686 00:56:55,478 --> 00:56:57,412 I wouldn't if I were you. 687 00:56:59,482 --> 00:57:01,313 What the fuck you doing in my house? 688 00:57:02,652 --> 00:57:04,347 What the fuck you doing in my house? 689 00:57:04,487 --> 00:57:07,422 Look, I don't want to get into it with you. Just leave her alone. 690 00:57:07,557 --> 00:57:08,615 What did you? 691 00:57:10,627 --> 00:57:12,720 Are you fucking this old man? 692 00:57:13,897 --> 00:57:14,856 Get the fuck... 693 00:57:17,834 --> 00:57:19,199 Ah... okay! 694 00:57:19,335 --> 00:57:21,428 You don't deserve this family. 695 00:57:21,571 --> 00:57:23,198 - You don't deserve any family. - Okay. 696 00:57:23,339 --> 00:57:26,672 Either you straighten your shit up, or get the fuck out of here. 697 00:57:26,810 --> 00:57:29,278 Ah... okay! Okay! 698 00:57:36,519 --> 00:57:38,350 You want that bitch? 699 00:57:38,488 --> 00:57:40,251 You can fucking have her. 700 00:57:45,895 --> 00:57:47,260 You all right? 701 00:57:48,264 --> 00:57:49,353 Thank you. 702 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,063 It's gonna be okay. 703 00:57:52,202 --> 00:57:54,727 It's all gonna be okay. 704 00:57:54,871 --> 00:57:57,237 - I'm sorry. - Don't be sorry. 705 00:57:58,675 --> 00:57:59,699 Where's Martin? 706 00:57:59,843 --> 00:58:02,175 He spent the night over at his friend's house. 707 00:58:03,112 --> 00:58:04,340 Are you gonna be okay? 708 00:58:07,116 --> 00:58:08,879 Are you gonna be okay? 709 00:58:09,686 --> 00:58:12,678 - I mean, you look exhausted. - I didn't get any sleep. 710 00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:15,723 A little tired. Low on blood sugar, I think. 711 00:58:15,859 --> 00:58:19,386 Why don't you go and take a nap, and when you wake up... 712 00:58:19,529 --> 00:58:21,563 ... maybe I can make you something nice to eat. 713 00:58:23,633 --> 00:58:25,858 Best offer I've had in 20 years. 714 00:59:23,826 --> 00:59:25,350 Wow. 715 00:59:27,797 --> 00:59:30,427 I clean up good, don't I? 716 00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:31,998 And you brought me flowers. 717 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:33,661 Thank you. 718 00:59:34,604 --> 00:59:37,164 That is the perfect color on you, Frank. 719 00:59:37,307 --> 00:59:39,400 You know, it's my passion. 720 00:59:39,542 --> 00:59:42,773 Whenever I garden, I always feel like I'm at peace. 721 00:59:42,912 --> 00:59:45,073 It's really where I feel the happiest. 722 00:59:45,214 --> 00:59:48,445 You kind of remind me of my mom. She practically lived in the garden. 723 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,679 She always kept like, a beautiful bush. 724 00:59:51,821 --> 00:59:53,755 Wait, I'm sorry, that didn't come out right. 725 00:59:55,725 --> 00:59:59,292 No, no, no. Hey, hygiene is very important. 726 00:59:59,996 --> 01:00:01,463 That's for sure. 727 01:00:06,936 --> 01:00:08,426 Can I keep these? 728 01:00:10,206 --> 01:00:11,400 Of course. 729 01:00:12,208 --> 01:00:15,700 I know it sounds kind of corny, but I'm a big fan of mementos. 730 01:00:15,845 --> 01:00:17,244 Now... 731 01:00:17,380 --> 01:00:20,750 ... every time I look at this, I'll think of this moment. 732 01:00:20,980 --> 01:00:23,050 Kind of corny, ain't it? 733 01:00:23,386 --> 01:00:26,150 Well, no, actually I think it's kind of sweet. 734 01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:34,027 Wow, a home cooked meal. This is delicious. 735 01:00:34,163 --> 01:00:36,360 This rates up there with Mom's. 736 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:38,899 Thank you so much. 737 01:00:39,035 --> 01:00:40,161 No, thank you. 738 01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:41,770 I can't tell you how nice it is... 739 01:00:41,904 --> 01:00:44,372 ... to actually cook for someone who appreciates it. 740 01:00:48,044 --> 01:00:49,841 Why did you marry him? 741 01:00:51,614 --> 01:00:53,912 Wait, that's none of my business. I'm sorry. 742 01:00:54,050 --> 01:00:56,177 - Forget it. - No, look, it's fine. 743 01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,310 Hey, I'm a big girl, right? 744 01:00:59,722 --> 01:01:01,451 You know, he was different back then. 745 01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:05,158 And it was fun and it was exciting and... 746 01:01:05,828 --> 01:01:10,194 ... I got pregnant with Martin and then we just decided to get married. 747 01:01:12,035 --> 01:01:13,332 To Martin. 748 01:01:16,172 --> 01:01:17,400 To Martin. 749 01:01:22,510 --> 01:01:26,580 No, I just thought you were this crazy, hulking angry man... 750 01:01:26,716 --> 01:01:29,207 ... who went around town beating up people. 751 01:01:29,352 --> 01:01:32,014 Well, I have done some things I'm not proud of. 752 01:01:32,155 --> 01:01:36,592 No, what I mean is that I would've never known that underneath... 753 01:01:36,726 --> 01:01:42,722 ... is this sweet and kind and gentle man with a heart of gold. 754 01:01:42,865 --> 01:01:44,059 Well, now you're making me sound like... 755 01:01:44,105 --> 01:01:45,959 ... some kind of nice guy or something. 756 01:01:46,402 --> 01:01:47,729 You are. 757 01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:53,065 What's up, shorties? 758 01:01:53,843 --> 01:01:55,333 - Hey. - Hi. 759 01:01:55,478 --> 01:01:58,106 Kevin's grounded so his mama sent me home early. 760 01:01:58,247 --> 01:01:59,839 Oh, shit! Pie! 761 01:02:01,350 --> 01:02:03,910 Scoot over! Whatcha? Move. 762 01:02:04,053 --> 01:02:05,714 Okay. 763 01:02:09,025 --> 01:02:13,394 Oh, I get it. It's like a party line with computers. 764 01:02:13,529 --> 01:02:15,360 What the hell's a party line? 765 01:02:16,299 --> 01:02:19,291 It's where a group of people can call in all at the same time... 766 01:02:19,435 --> 01:02:20,993 ... and talk to each other. 767 01:02:21,137 --> 01:02:24,038 It's kind of amazing. Where have you been, kid? 768 01:02:24,173 --> 01:02:26,437 Man, that's called a conference call. What's wrong with you? 769 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:30,506 I think you're the only human being on the planet that's not on Facebook. 770 01:02:31,614 --> 01:02:33,445 I hooked you up with an email address... 771 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:36,374 ... so if anyone offers a friend request, it'll come straight to your mailbox. 772 01:02:36,519 --> 01:02:39,382 Do you mean like people can call up and ask to be my friend? 773 01:02:39,522 --> 01:02:41,888 Maybe. Especially if you get yourself some new clothes. 774 01:02:42,024 --> 01:02:44,217 You look like a goodwill ambassador for Goodwill. 775 01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,922 Are you kidding? These clothes are fresh. 776 01:02:47,063 --> 01:02:50,430 I got a very distinctive style that spans many generations. 777 01:02:50,566 --> 01:02:53,501 Yeah, that's another way of saying you got hand-me-downs, bitch. 778 01:02:53,636 --> 01:02:55,661 That shit you got on look like it came from your dad... 779 01:02:55,805 --> 01:02:57,636 ... when he fought in the Civil War. 780 01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,173 So... 781 01:03:02,178 --> 01:03:05,141 ... how long you think I'm gonna be living here without a door? 782 01:03:06,382 --> 01:03:09,374 Well, I gotta get some brand-new hinges and I'll fix it in the morning... 783 01:03:09,519 --> 01:03:11,146 ... but in the meantime, you stay at my house. 784 01:03:12,088 --> 01:03:15,785 - No, Frank, we can't do that. - Oh, yeah, you can. 785 01:03:15,925 --> 01:03:19,452 You bet your ass I ain't sleeping in a house without a door. 786 01:03:19,595 --> 01:03:21,563 What the? I can't believe this shit. 787 01:03:21,697 --> 01:03:25,895 You already have 50 friend requests, and the shit just keeps going. 788 01:03:26,502 --> 01:03:28,993 Guess I won't be needing those new threads, huh? 789 01:03:41,150 --> 01:03:43,084 - Jesus, Frank. - Thought I'd find you here. 790 01:03:43,219 --> 01:03:45,619 - What is this? - Open it up. 791 01:03:47,023 --> 01:03:48,752 - It's called a flash drive. - Yeah, I know what it's called. 792 01:03:48,891 --> 01:03:51,359 - What's on it? - Some pretty classified stuff. 793 01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:54,292 So classified they killed Klondike for it. 794 01:03:55,898 --> 01:03:57,395 Why don't you and I go get a cup of coffee? 795 01:03:57,433 --> 01:03:59,893 - I got some stuff I gotta take care of. - Frank, what's going on? 796 01:04:00,703 --> 01:04:03,570 - Nothing I can't handle. - Look, you've already done enough. 797 01:04:03,706 --> 01:04:06,834 - Let us handle it from here. - Don't let nobody see that. 798 01:04:07,410 --> 01:04:10,477 And if anything should happen to me, take care of Baxter. 799 01:04:12,915 --> 01:04:14,075 Frank. 800 01:04:38,107 --> 01:04:40,507 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 801 01:04:42,111 --> 01:04:46,104 Uh... I haven't been to confession since my daddy died, so... 802 01:04:46,249 --> 01:04:48,581 ... cut me a little slack. 803 01:04:49,752 --> 01:04:52,880 Go ahead. Tell me your sins, my son. 804 01:04:55,124 --> 01:04:58,321 I haven't lived the greatest life. 805 01:04:58,461 --> 01:05:02,227 There's uh... plenty that I'm not proud of. 806 01:05:03,532 --> 01:05:07,093 But I'm about to do something tonight... 807 01:05:08,137 --> 01:05:11,538 ... that will not sit right in the eyes of the Heavenly Father. 808 01:05:13,709 --> 01:05:15,677 What is it, my son? 809 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:23,575 I'm seeking revenge in the name of my brother. 810 01:05:57,787 --> 01:05:59,516 Looking for somebody, OG? 811 01:05:59,655 --> 01:06:01,350 I'm looking for Panther. 812 01:06:01,490 --> 01:06:02,616 He's unavailable. 813 01:06:02,758 --> 01:06:04,419 Tell him Frank Vega wants to see him. 814 01:06:05,494 --> 01:06:07,223 Frank Vega... 815 01:06:07,363 --> 01:06:10,992 ... aka Bad Ass. 816 01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:14,159 The one who sliced off my man's hand... 817 01:06:14,303 --> 01:06:17,466 ... by using a garbage disposal? 818 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,814 I've been waiting for you, ese. 819 01:06:31,187 --> 01:06:35,624 You're very popular these days, Mr. Vega. 820 01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:40,356 It's very impressive. 821 01:06:41,864 --> 01:06:46,858 But it looks like you've bitten off a little bit more than you can chew. 822 01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:50,768 You murdered my best friend. 823 01:06:50,906 --> 01:06:54,535 Oh, you make it sound like I was at fault here. 824 01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:57,669 Your boy stole from me. 825 01:06:57,813 --> 01:07:03,445 I repay for loyalty and I dispose for disloyalty. 826 01:07:03,586 --> 01:07:08,114 Now, I think you have something of mine. 827 01:07:09,792 --> 01:07:11,482 Hand over the drive. 828 01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:13,717 The what? 829 01:07:14,296 --> 01:07:17,026 The flash drive, Vega, hand it over. 830 01:07:17,733 --> 01:07:18,961 What the fuck's a flash drive? 831 01:07:19,902 --> 01:07:22,530 It's an inch-long storage device... 832 01:07:22,671 --> 01:07:28,434 ... that uses solid-state memory to store persistent data from your computer. 833 01:07:29,145 --> 01:07:31,545 Oh, flash drive. Where did? 834 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,648 Oh, yeah, you know, I stuck that up your ass! 835 01:07:39,188 --> 01:07:42,783 Cock-a-doodle-doo! 836 01:07:42,925 --> 01:07:45,917 Rise and shine, big fella. 837 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:48,530 You feeling a little better now? 838 01:07:49,665 --> 01:07:50,854 Oh, oh... 839 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:55,567 Flashbacks of Ho Chi Minh City, huh, Vega? 840 01:07:55,704 --> 01:07:59,834 We wanted you to relive the salad days of your youth. 841 01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:03,472 Let's give him a taster. 842 01:08:14,857 --> 01:08:18,122 Oh, man! Oh, it's refreshing! 843 01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:21,862 What a nice way to end the day, don't you think? 844 01:08:22,298 --> 01:08:24,926 Let me explain something to you. 845 01:08:25,067 --> 01:08:30,869 That drive has information regarding a deal I have with the city... 846 01:08:31,006 --> 01:08:34,339 ... to bring in a tremendous amount of revenue. 847 01:08:34,477 --> 01:08:36,468 It's gonna do wonders for this community. 848 01:08:36,612 --> 01:08:39,672 I'm bringing in big change over here, my man. 849 01:08:39,815 --> 01:08:43,549 You'd be doing a public service to return it. 850 01:08:43,626 --> 01:08:46,584 If you call raising crime to chase people out... 851 01:08:46,722 --> 01:08:51,216 ... so you can build oil wells in their backyards a public service... 852 01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,089 ... count me out. 853 01:08:59,168 --> 01:09:00,257 All right. 854 01:09:02,004 --> 01:09:05,872 Let's get down to the brass tacks. 855 01:09:08,444 --> 01:09:11,572 Where... is... 856 01:09:11,714 --> 01:09:14,148 ... the motherfucking drive? 857 01:09:14,283 --> 01:09:17,184 It's in... your asshole. 858 01:09:39,241 --> 01:09:40,765 Is that all you've got, bitch? 859 01:09:40,910 --> 01:09:44,141 Damn, you old fucks are hard to crack. 860 01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:48,444 Your boy Klondike was the same way. Stubborn motherfuckers. 861 01:09:48,984 --> 01:09:52,886 Well then, let's try turning it up to the maximum level... 862 01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:59,018 ... reserved only for the likes of the African bush elephant... 863 01:09:59,161 --> 01:10:03,561 ... and the Siberian moose. Shall we? 864 01:10:08,671 --> 01:10:09,729 All right! 865 01:10:11,673 --> 01:10:15,104 Okay... okay. 866 01:10:15,244 --> 01:10:17,940 Frank, where's the fucking drive? 867 01:10:19,648 --> 01:10:21,748 Okay... okay. 868 01:10:23,285 --> 01:10:26,015 All right, it's... 869 01:10:26,155 --> 01:10:29,318 It's really up your ass. 870 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:35,390 I can't do this anymore. 871 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:40,896 Give me his wallet. 872 01:10:52,448 --> 01:10:54,416 Well, goddamn, bro. 873 01:10:54,550 --> 01:10:56,982 You live right up in the motherfucking hood and shit. 874 01:10:57,019 --> 01:10:59,544 There's nothing there. You're wasting your time. 875 01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:06,059 What was that, Vega? Who do you have over there? 876 01:11:07,630 --> 01:11:09,254 Oh, yeah. 877 01:11:09,298 --> 01:11:12,765 You got some little lady friend over there, Vega? 878 01:11:12,801 --> 01:11:17,568 Well, in that case, I'm gonna go over there myself and check it out. 879 01:11:25,681 --> 01:11:29,139 You're at the end of an era, big Frank. 880 01:11:32,254 --> 01:11:37,621 But I gotta give you respect, man. You're going out like a champ. 881 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:46,234 Continue on without me. 882 01:12:02,785 --> 01:12:03,747 What the? 883 01:12:15,798 --> 01:12:17,959 I was wondering when those two were gonna leave. 884 01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:11,580 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! 885 01:13:15,157 --> 01:13:16,522 What's up, buddy? What's going on? 886 01:13:16,658 --> 01:13:18,057 Get the fuck out of here! 887 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:19,587 Hey! 888 01:13:20,329 --> 01:13:23,492 Hey! That's my bus! What are you doing? 889 01:13:24,566 --> 01:13:27,091 Hey! Hey, man! That's my bus! 890 01:13:36,345 --> 01:13:38,113 Hold it, hold it! 891 01:13:38,447 --> 01:13:41,348 I gotta take your bus. It's a matter of life and death. 892 01:13:41,483 --> 01:13:43,314 You're that Bad Ass dude, right? 893 01:13:43,452 --> 01:13:45,420 Yeah, take it. Take it, it's yours, man. 894 01:13:45,554 --> 01:13:48,380 You're awesome. I love you, man. 895 01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:51,618 You're the best! Enjoy the bus! 896 01:14:10,545 --> 01:14:12,509 Get out of the fucking way! 897 01:14:20,088 --> 01:14:21,321 Oh, shit! 898 01:14:29,531 --> 01:14:31,658 There you are, you son of a bitch. 899 01:14:36,872 --> 01:14:38,533 Creeping up my ass, huh? 900 01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:00,555 Out of my way, bitches! 901 01:15:12,875 --> 01:15:14,604 Sorry, I'm out of change! 902 01:15:24,586 --> 01:15:25,785 Oh, shit! 903 01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:15,469 I'm here on behalf of my best friend, Klondike Washington. 904 01:16:16,038 --> 01:16:17,499 You killed him. 905 01:16:17,839 --> 01:16:19,932 How do you wanna die, motherfucker? 906 01:16:25,681 --> 01:16:26,773 Let's do it. 907 01:17:07,122 --> 01:17:10,614 How do you like that, you cocksucking motherfucker? 908 01:17:11,927 --> 01:17:13,485 Oh, shit... 909 01:18:16,825 --> 01:18:19,760 No, see, 'cause... what the fuck? 910 01:18:21,163 --> 01:18:22,630 I thought we killed you, fucko. 911 01:18:22,764 --> 01:18:24,798 Son of a bitch, this motherfucker won't die. 912 01:18:24,833 --> 01:18:27,267 Well, that's about to change about now. 913 01:18:27,402 --> 01:18:29,393 Come on, give me a break, man. 914 01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:31,972 You have any idea how you've completely messed up our lives? 915 01:18:31,987 --> 01:18:33,575 Yeah, because of you, we're a complete joke. 916 01:18:33,587 --> 01:18:34,775 We got kicked out of the brotherhood. 917 01:18:34,810 --> 01:18:35,734 His girlfriend left him. 918 01:18:35,877 --> 01:18:38,345 Yeah, and we're getting bullied by anybody over the age of 60. 919 01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:41,677 All that viral bullshit? That's about to change. 920 01:18:42,851 --> 01:18:45,850 Yeah. Let's make a little fucking movie of our own. 921 01:18:45,987 --> 01:18:48,547 - Yeah. - Ready? Action! 922 01:18:51,426 --> 01:18:54,725 Ow! You got my foot! 923 01:19:00,535 --> 01:19:03,160 I can't wait to see what this footage looks like. 924 01:20:03,165 --> 01:20:07,761 How the hell did Frank score a sweet piece of ass like you? 925 01:20:09,337 --> 01:20:10,461 Who the fuck are you? 926 01:20:10,505 --> 01:20:11,904 Look, we can make this easy or we can make it hard. 927 01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:13,730 Tell me where that fucking flash drive is! 928 01:20:13,825 --> 01:20:15,199 I don't know what you're talking about, okay? 929 01:20:15,343 --> 01:20:16,933 I don't know anything about a flash drive. 930 01:20:16,978 --> 01:20:19,276 You wanna make it hard? Then I'm gonna cut your fucking head off! 931 01:20:35,463 --> 01:20:38,125 Motherfucker, your ass is mine now! 932 01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:40,766 - Are you ready for an ass-whipping? - Come on with it. 933 01:20:46,508 --> 01:20:47,702 Shit! 934 01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:50,243 Come on! Get your ass up! 935 01:20:50,378 --> 01:20:53,905 Who's the bad ass now, huh, Frank? It's over! 936 01:20:54,049 --> 01:20:56,984 No, it's over for you, motherfucker! 937 01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:03,152 You know, I should have cut your fucking head off... 938 01:21:03,153 --> 01:21:04,592 ... when I had the goddamn... 939 01:21:24,846 --> 01:21:25,573 Whoo! 940 01:21:33,455 --> 01:21:35,082 That was for Klondike. 941 01:21:36,524 --> 01:21:37,554 Bitch. 942 01:21:39,394 --> 01:21:41,157 Oh, my God... 943 01:21:46,067 --> 01:21:48,900 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 944 01:21:50,071 --> 01:21:54,167 Wow. I've never had a woman rescue me before. 945 01:21:55,143 --> 01:21:57,473 Well, I always got my man's back. 946 01:21:59,281 --> 01:22:01,511 I'm just so glad you're okay. 947 01:22:01,650 --> 01:22:03,174 I'm all right. 948 01:22:04,853 --> 01:22:06,787 Oh, Frank, look. 949 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:09,186 - You're leaking everywhere. - It's okay. 950 01:22:09,324 --> 01:22:13,986 Let's go get that first aid kit and maybe I'll clean you up this time. 951 01:22:18,033 --> 01:22:20,263 You really fucked him up, huh? 952 01:22:21,503 --> 01:22:22,936 Somebody... 953 01:22:24,639 --> 01:22:27,802 Somebody send... ambulance. 954 01:22:28,944 --> 01:22:30,844 Somebody send an ambulance. 955 01:22:30,979 --> 01:22:34,176 You might remember him as Bad Ass, the bearded hero... 956 01:22:34,316 --> 01:22:37,683 ... who stood up for an elderly gentleman on an SC Transit bus... 957 01:22:37,819 --> 01:22:41,118 ... and became an overnight Internet sensation. 958 01:22:41,256 --> 01:22:45,693 Well, Bad Ass, aka Frank Vega, is back in the news... 959 01:22:45,827 --> 01:22:50,059 ... as he uncovered one of the city's biggest political corruption scandals... 960 01:22:50,198 --> 01:22:54,601 ... involving Mayor Williams and the most dangerous organized street gang... 961 01:22:54,736 --> 01:22:55,964 ... in the country. 962 01:22:56,104 --> 01:22:57,503 Mayor, can we have a statement? 963 01:22:57,639 --> 01:22:59,903 I've been targeted by special interest groups who are trying... 964 01:23:00,041 --> 01:23:01,736 ... to destroy my agenda. 965 01:23:01,876 --> 01:23:04,868 I assure you that my name will be cleared of all wrongdoing. 966 01:23:05,013 --> 01:23:08,574 Well then, how do you explain your payroll links to organized crime? 967 01:23:08,717 --> 01:23:11,709 I can assure you that once all of the facts have seen the light of day... 968 01:23:11,853 --> 01:23:14,913 ... I will be cleared of all charges. That's all I have to say. 969 01:23:15,056 --> 01:23:17,089 Because of his heroic efforts... 970 01:23:17,095 --> 01:23:19,789 ... Vega, who is a decorated Vietnam War veteran... 971 01:23:19,928 --> 01:23:21,359 ... and native of Los Angeles... 972 01:23:21,428 --> 01:23:25,059 ... was made an honorary police officer this morning. 973 01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:28,636 Congratulations, Frank. It's been a long time coming, my man. 974 01:23:28,770 --> 01:23:30,931 Vega was appointed head of community outreach... 975 01:23:31,072 --> 01:23:34,473 ... and will begin his new post, effective immediately. 976 01:23:34,609 --> 01:23:40,104 Well... I don't know what to say. 977 01:23:40,248 --> 01:23:43,240 I've been waiting for this for over 40 years. 978 01:23:44,419 --> 01:23:47,513 I'm very, very proud. 979 01:23:48,556 --> 01:23:50,547 I'd like to thank, uh... 980 01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:54,692 - ... Officer Malark... - So you got a girlfriend, huh? 981 01:23:54,829 --> 01:23:58,128 Yeah, man, I got two. You know how I be. I'm a player. 982 01:23:58,266 --> 01:24:02,032 - I'm gonna have three next week. - Oh, really? 983 01:24:02,170 --> 01:24:04,900 How'd you get him to open up and talk about all his girlfriends? 984 01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:06,302 I tortured him. 985 01:24:06,441 --> 01:24:07,706 Well, why don't you torture him some more? 986 01:24:07,841 --> 01:24:09,166 I need more information. 987 01:24:09,210 --> 01:24:11,505 I can't do that. I mean, that's man stuff. 988 01:24:12,814 --> 01:24:14,611 Well, I hope you men are hungry. 989 01:24:14,749 --> 01:24:16,717 - Starving. - Good. 990 01:24:20,021 --> 01:24:21,454 You know... 991 01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:25,420 ... I think I actually found the best day of my life. 992 01:24:30,365 --> 01:24:32,995 I think it'd be better if you trimmed that damn beard. 993 01:24:33,434 --> 01:24:34,932 Martin. 994 01:24:35,803 --> 01:24:39,039 - But he does have a point, Frank. - Hey, I just trimmed it. 995 01:24:39,841 --> 01:24:40,971 I don't see it.