I'd wanna be there, at your wedding.
But I didn't say you were invited.
This is not about you...
But it's my day. So, you can go back home now.
Hi, guys. Hey. I'm Freddy.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Miss Valentina, how are you?
To me, sometimes it comes across as a one-sided friendship.
That's because I am OK with Inga calling me.
I just need to leave it there, I'm sorry.
It's so early on between you guys,
you should be in the honeymoon stage. Yeah.
Are you?
God... Oh, Yas.
Is she OK with Guy?
I don't think she is.
Why are you being so defensive about this?
I'm stressed out because...
But are you, like, happy in your own relationship? Like, what...?
What? Everyone is saying that you're unhappy.
Hey! Am I right? Um...
Don't lie to yourself. I'm getting wound up even thinking about it.
Don't direct your anger towards me, sweetheart.
Have you met her personality?
Are you gonna stab me in the back again?
I feel like I've been thrown under the bus here.
There's something just quite vulgar about it.
You embarrassed me on national TV.
That's still going on? Surprise.
Chill out, mate. Excuse me?
Does he know that there's gonna be no chance for
the girlfriends to meet?
You excited to see your boys?
Yeah, I've actually missed them.
Yes, Freddy, come on. There we go, let's go.
Nice!
See, I'm throwing as fast as Muhammad Ali, mate.
LAUGHTER Let's go.
And into an upward dog.
And we're gonna come into a child's pose.
LAUGHING: Ah! Oh, my God!
No, oh, my gosh.
You guys are evil.
You're our protege anyway. Yeah, yeah.
We're going to take you under our wing, we're gonna train you up,
we're gonna take you out, we're gonna...
Give me five years, I'll be smoking you, mate.
I'll be way ahead of you. You know what you're doing,
look at me, look at you guys.
But what are you working out for, though?
Curl, curls for the girls? Mate, curls for the girls, obviously.
That's actually quite funny. THEY LAUGH
Um... Yeah, mate, curls, shoulders...
Knees and toes?
THEY LAUGH
Even though I don't have the muscles yet,
big yet, I can still get the girls. Yeah? Don't you worry about it
How do you do with the girls?
You know what? I've never been pied. Have you never been pied?
I've never. But I'm only... Don't speak too soon.
Yeah, I know. I'm only 19, so...
So, how did you find Ollie and Gareth's ball the other night?
Mate. Did you find any girls, anyone catch your eye?
I mean all the girls, all your friends are so fit.
LAUGHTER
I'd want you to meet Yas when she's back to 100% Yas. Yeah.
Because she's the coolest,
most epic girl you'll ever meet.
She's got such an amazing energy about herself.
Chill out, mate. No, she does, she does.
She genuinely does and, uh,
to be fair, I've actually asked Yas
to come here after our workout
because I'm a little bit worried about her.
I feel like she's put herself in a bit of
a sticky situation with Guy.
At the ball, honestly, there was a point where he went in for a kiss,
and she, like, pulled her head back.
As a girlfriend, as well, that's a bit weird. And I was a bit like...
Ru basically said, like, she... she may have the ick. Oh!
The word that nobody wants to hear.
Oh, God.
# Now that I'm looking back on it
# I know that you never wanted any other
# So, I'm not
# Sorry, I'm not sorry
# That you're missing me... #
Tell me about the bar, Harv.
The bar's progressing nicely. I actually had...
We had Ollie in there with a hard hat on, knocking down walls.
Oh, right. Hey! The boys! Hello! Geezer!
How are you, my boy? Good, brother.
Good to see you. Missed you. Missed you guys.
Ah, that felt very good.
Liv! Come here, you. How are you, boy?
Good to see you, babe. You, too.
That felt right. Very good to see you gents.
Ah. A long time!
A very long time, boys.
How was South Africa?
I actually cried, like, it was so... Really? ..stunning. Wow.
Yeah, and I am not really normally like that. That's beautiful.
Did you cry together?
Yeah, we were listening to... Listened to Phil Collins.
What was it, Strangers Like Us? It felt like I was in Tarzan.
Could that be the wedding song? It's not a bad shout, actually.
It seems like this has brought you closer together.
I actually think it has. 100%, yeah.
Seeing you in that was honestly like...
Like, in that whole environment you were just so...
He was a big sexy man. In his element. You were.
I'm a massively...
I'm basically a massive geek and I was just loving every minute.
Huge, are you joking? I've never seen you so nerdy in my life.
I used to wear that every time... Tristan wears a bra...
..you were always embarrassed. ..a bra that puts his binos on.
Straps on, straps on, tight, and then.
Yeah, but if I've got my pack, and I'm carrying a rifle...
Like a harness? ..it's essential have hands free.
You didn't carry a rifle once. But in case.
LAUGHTER
Do we feel calm? Calm?
No, no, not really.
I feel like I'm energised more than anything.
Energised? Yeah.
It does make you release, like, serotonin, right? Yeah.
I need to do this every morning.
It's like having a big bar of chocolate. Bye! Oh, my God!
Go on, then, go on. Oh, my God, stop.
You know they do, like, goat yoga?
No way! No, they don't.
They do, they do, like, little baby goat yoga cos they, like, jump
and they, like, stand on your back. Oh, my God!
I just had a curried goat last night for dinner.
Oh, no, Paris, don't tell me that!
Won't be taking her to goat yoga.
Yeah, you're not coming to goat yoga, that's for sure.
Don't worry, I'll bring some rice and peas.
Ah, anyway guys did you have fun at the masquerade ball?
Yeah. No.
No? I just hang with you all night.
Yeah, pretty much. So, it was awkward.
Why, what happened? Cos there was just...
I'm in a bit of, like, drama right now with Yas.
Well, we're basically not friends any more. OK.
It's just a shame that it's turned out this way because, like,
obviously, you and Yas were friends, I was friends with Yas.
And it's just ended up being this, like, catty, like...
At the end of the day... She's so hostile. ..until she admits that
she has a, you know, a shitty relationship just so that it will,
it will give that facade that she...
No, I'm sorry, it's just my opinion.
My friend was in Raffles on the weekend
and he said that he saw... uh, Yas and Guy, like,
arguing the whole night. But I dunno, like,
and then I kind of brought it up to her when we were talking
and she just got super defensive about it, as well,
so I don't know how that is actually going between those two.
SARCASTICALLY: Wow, defensive,
that's a surprising move from Yas when she gets caught out.
# So, tell me
# Why am I
# Tell me, tell me
# Sure, sure to stay
# When you're old? #
Cheers. Cheers, love.
Inga texted me this morning wanting to speak about everything,
so, I mean, I've no idea what I'm gonna say.
She came straight in with,
you know, I've got so much love
for you guys, all this stuff, and I was...
But why don't you believe her? That's what confuses me.
I'm sorry, but if she calls you and all I'm hearing is negativity,
all I'm hearing is negativity from all these things.
I mean, that was back then.
Yeah, that's... When she, like, kissed Harvey,
and she was doing all sorts. Exactly.
Shit was going down.
So, I've still kept that reservation.
It's a real shame, my dear. Real shame indeed.
I don't want to, obviously, put you in the middle of this.
Which I am.
But I think it's best if we are to, you know,
pursue a friendship, that I was,
I was honest and I've put my cards on the table.
But I think I was just trying to protect my own energy.
I just want my best friend and my boyfriend to get along.
Yeah, and that I understand.
That is the position that I'm coming from.
Hello! THE BOYS EXCLAIM
How are you? You look gorgeous. Good.
Mwah. How are you? Hello.
This is Freddy. Hello!
Freddy. Nice to meet you.
I'm Yasmine, lovely to meet you. Yeah.
I did see you at the masquerade ball.
Yes! Yeah. But we didn't speak.
No, no. No. Didn't have a chance yet.
Yet. Now, in the park.
No, anyway, we've gotta chat, my friend.
OK. We've got to chat! And on that note.
We're PT-ing at the minute, so we'll leave you to it.
How very brief. Very brief. Too brief.
Let's run. You all right? Yeah, how are you? Good. Good!
Honestly, we've just had such a funny morning with Freddy.
That's so funny.
How are you?
I'm good, thank you, how are you? Yeah, good, good, good.
How did your Issy chat go, was that OK, all sorted? I mean...
No. No?
I dunno. Which is really weird,
kind of have this argument with her. Mm-hm.
She was like, "This is not the Yasmine I know," kind of thing.
And I was like...
I feel like I'm not 100% myself right now. I can tell.
Um, but...
How's... How's everything going with Guy?
It's good, it's going well. Um, and... Honestly?
Pardon? Honestly?
Yeah, yeah! Yeah?
It's going well. I am happy, I am happy.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I am happy.
Look, I know you, right, and currently
I don't really see the Yas I know.
You know, the bubbly, excited, fun Yas.
Am I right?
Um... Like, I think there is an element
of me where I'm, like, in my head,
I'm, like, I don't know if this is 100% right for me right now.
Mm-hm. And it's, yeah, it's weird.
And it starts to kind of make me think maybe it's not just in
my head if other people are starting to notice it.
Just don't lie to yourself.
MELANCHOLY POP MUSIC PLAYS
This is what parenthood is, OK?
So, before we had a kid, you know, relationship's sexy,
it's fire going on.
Last week, so I get messages from Maeva, picture messages at work,
"Ooh, I've got a sexy picture," right? OK.
No, it's a picture of my baby's poo. INGA LAUGHS
Stop it!
Is this making you broody?
I like the look of babies, when I see a baby I'm like, "Oh!"
But now you've done the debrief, I'm not ready.
We're just not ready. I think maybe a dog first would be...
We'll start with a doggie. That's a good idea.
Yeah. But, anyway, important question. Oh, God.
What's the gossip? Oh, God.
Come on, what's the goss? Oh, yeah.
Gareth and Ollie had a...
Anniversary party. It turned sour towards the end. Yeah. Why?
So, Robbie and Joel were there
and Joel kind of starting listing off
reasons why he doesn't like me.
You? Yeah. Why has everyone got a problem with you?
I don't know, I'm just, obviously, a really awful person.
You're not. What did he say?
He said that it was one-sided. Like, I was using Robbie.
Oh, God, but he's just being an arsehole
and just, you know, you're not horrible.
I was really taken aback by the whole thing.
It's all bullshit.
But, anyway, whatever.
So Liv and Tristan are back from South Africa. Ugh!
I... I sent him a message.
Yeah. That's sweet of you. Saying what?
So, we spoke ages ago about some
knives, right, and getting into my cooking.
That's so rare. And I'm like, oh,
Tristan knows this brand that
I really want this special knife that basically does everything.
Does vegetables, chops your carrots so finely.
What are we talking about, knives? Knives.
Talking about knives in a message that I sent to Tristan.
So, I send him just, like, this lovely little message,
and he didn't message me back. I got aired.
If I fell out with someone... Yeah. ..and then I wanted...
I wouldn't message them about something so insignificant.
I think there's something behind this.
I think you miss that friendship a little bit.
Look, I... I don't think I...
I wouldn't not be open to go for a beer with him,
just to, like, catch up, see where he's at.
So, you are gonna go for a beer?
So you're, yeah, open to... Yeah, yeah, yeah, but...
..rekindling the friendship. Look, I'm open.
Yeah, because he needs the knives. Because he...
Should I message again, then?
I think you message again
and just say, "Hey, let's grab a beer."
Dare I ask how you feel about...Liv?
I have no respect for her.
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
And I genuinely hate this girl.
OK. Well, at least that's clear, eh? That's fair enough.
I sent James a message after the birth of their child.
That was good of you.
You were mates for a long time. Yeah.
It's like... It's a nice thing to do.
He just said, "Cheers, big man," and that was it.
And then he sent me a message about a Japanese kitchen knife set,
and where I purchased it from. And I was like, listen,
"I'll congratulate you about your baby but..." You should've said,
"Are you gonna use it and stab me in the back again, mate?"
Send that. Wish I was as witty as you. That is funny from you.
But I think he knows knives,
I think that was more like an olive branch.
Isn't a knife a bit of a weird...?
If you're sending an olive branch, I'm not asking about a dagger!
Yeah, but it's James. It's Jimbo.
This is just gonna be his weird way of meandering in, saying sorry.
No only has he dumped me as a friend. Yeah.
His wife-to-be got stroppy with me and Liv at the baby shower.
And an Instagram message is not gonna cut it at this stage.
Yeah. I thinks she blames all of you.
It's your fault he cheated, like, it's just, uh,
she needs to slightly grow up a little bit, if I'm honest.
Yeah. Mm.
I'm getting wound up even thinking about it now. Don't, don't.
And I haven't for so long.
If someone... If I did that to one of you guys, like,
would you wanna be mates with me again?
It would be a problem. Probably not. Yeah.
Like, do I wanna be mates with somebody who does that?
Probably not.
Hello! Hello!
Pablo and Albert.
Albert? Yeah. Hi, Albert.
Oh, look, they're so happy. Oh, my God!
They are so cute! Stop it.
The dogs are literally better dressed than us.
Did you have fun at the masquerade ball? Yes.
You did? Yes.
OK, that's good. It was, like, so nice meeting everyone.
Yeah. Obviously, like, meeting you, Paris. Meeting Robbie,
Ollie, Gareth.
Yeah. So many people.
Er, there was a girl who caught my eye, actually.
Yas.
Yeah. Yas? She's stunning.
Do you think she's fit? She is fit!
If you wanna say it like that. She's fit, yeah.
Have you met her personality? Um...
Hasn't she got a boyfriend, Yas?
Yeah, she has a boyfriend. Does she?
Yeah, that's the thing, at the masquerade ball.
Guy went in for a kiss and Yas sort of pulled away like that,
to her own boyfriend. Really?
Which isn't healthy, no. What, you saw that?
Miles told me. Oh. Yeah.
It does not sound hot.
Hopefully something - not hopefully - something goes off
but it would help me.
You're just trying to find that leeway to open the door and...
I don't wanna start drama.
I think just start speaking to her in a friendly way, like,
that's not gonna hurt. Just get to know her, yeah, of course.
And if she's about to go through a break-up...
You might wanna, you know, comfort her. Yeah, God!
But with Miles, though, the way he
was speaking about this girl yesterday.
Really? Like, yeah, I had to tell him to chill out cos he was like,
"She's not her usual funny, like, beautiful, epic self."
It's unsurprising because, in my opinion, the connection between
Miles and Yas is - was way more than whatever I've seen with Guy and Yas.
I don't think I quite appreciated
your knowledge/nerdiness when it comes to birds.
It's sweet, though. It's sweet, you get the...
You'd wake up in the middle of the night going,
"Hoopoe!" Like that, and I'd go... It's a fantastic sighting, darling.
There's, like, London Tristan that has that has the cock-off with
Rez and Harvey, and then I get khaki shorts, bino bra.
It was good to see them, I mean, I have missed those guys.
I'm not sure about all this...
All this James chat, though.
To be honest, I'm shocked that he even wants to meet up.
Yeah, I mean, I will probably leave when James gets here.
Yeah, probably right.
I thought I knew where we stood
and I felt like that was quite, like, a secure friendship,
and then, with everything that's happened,
I feel like I don't know the guy at all now, so...
I'm intrigued to see what he says.
I mean, you guys were friends for, like, six years.
Long time to have a friend
and then to just get dumped by him.
But like, he acted like a knob.
But if there's no apology then...
I dunno.
# You found the ache in my argument
# You couldn't wait to get out of it
# You found the slush in my sentiment
# You made it sound so intelligent
# You can stop and start an athlete's heart
# How do I feel about it?
# I would love to have nothing to do with that
# I would like to move on... #
Hello. Hello, sweetie. How are we?
Been better.
Surprised I haven't heard from you, considering how we left things.
I felt quite uncomfortable about the whole thing, to be honest.
But I had to ask you to meet up.
Yeah, shit, I could've done that.
I get that you partly defended me.
But what I feel like you didn't do was,
you didn't correct him and tell him the truth.
And the truth is, this isn't a one-sided friendship.
No it isn't. Like, I love you to bits.
I've got no problem with you.
I have no problem with you whatsoever. It's not like...
But you didn't feel the need...
It's not like Joel is parroting things that I've said secretly.
But, to be honest, Robbie, I don't get how he could think these things
because it's not true.
I'm struggling to take it seriously cos I... I almost can't believe him.
Well, take it seriously cos this has fucking hurt me. Yeah.
I'm your fucking friend.
Mm-hm.
I feel like I've been thrown under the bus here.
It's not fair.
You have made me feel...
Do you know what? No. HE made me feel...
Thank you, it's him.
..like I was a piece of shit. I felt this big with him.
Do you think I deserve this?
No, Inga, of course not. Don't roll your eyes.
No, because what I'm getting...
And I don't need your patronising behaviour.
I'm not... I am disagreeing with my boyfriend on this matter.
You need to understand that.
So don't direct your anger towards me, sweetheart,
because I want to defend you and I have been defending you.
This is for you two to tussle out. No, it's not.
Because I'm not gonna tussle it out with him.
I don't wanna see him ever again.
Please, Inga.
Robbie, my friends,
my close friends are people that I can call up if I'm sad or happy
and they can call me up if they're sad and happy.
And we do that!
And now I'm so worried that if
I call you up about anything or speak to you about anything,
I'm gonna be judged in a year's time.
So, for my own sake, that is done.
Respectfully, I wish you all the best, both of you, I really do.
But I'm out - respectfully, I'm out.
# I'd spend it all with you I'd spend it all with you
# I don't wanna go
# I don't wanna go... #
Surprise. Surprise.
Hello. Don't worry, I'm leaving you guys to it.
How you doing? Um, I'll see you later.
Have a good meeting, darling.
Thank you. Congratulations. Thank you.
I'll see you at home.
Um... Hi.
I guess you wanted to have a chat,
I'm intrigued to hear what, like, what you wanna talk about.
I don't think I'm gonna bring anything new.
I suppose I just wanted to say hi, like, a lot has happened.
Yeah, I dunno, I suppose I'm a dad
and I just think I wanted to... kind of move forward.
To be honest, like, there was shit going on between
our two girlfriends, your fiancee, my girlfriend, which was completely
separate to us. And you said to me, you're overemotional,
you...weren't that close to me.
You embarrassed me on national TV.
I sounded like a fucking... I sounded like someone...
Really? Is that how you feel? Yeah, 100%, 100%.
I'm trying to understand it, to kind of...
Apologise is not the right word. It's to...
..understand you, your side.
I think apology would be the right words.
It was really nice to see you in South Africa with Liv.
Yeah, it was amazing. It was a very good trip.
I'm a bit envious about the tan. I'm sure you are.
All I'm doing is waking up at 3am to feed a baby.
Yeah, slightly different lives at the moment, I think.
Majorly different.
Well, I hope it's everything that you, uh, that you wanted it to be.
It's so rewarding. No doubts, yeah. Like, wow.
You're one... One of, uh, very few people that I would like to tell
but then this whole...business,
I think, got... Got in between.
I did say it too harshly, I am sorry about that.
Well, I appreciate that.
I just like to leave the past in the past
and have this conversation about the past to put it in the past.
I mean, what's the point of keeping it, like,
you know, aggy? I can't be arsed with it.
Yeah. I'm glad you agree.
I don't wanna sit here, like, you know,
our whole friendship group or whatever,
and all these lot going to drinks,
and then you guys aren't coming because we've had a problem in
the past, like, it's boring, you know?
Anyway, I guess, off the back of that, Liv and I are hosting
some welcome-home drinks. Mm-hm.
If you guys are around, it'd be nice to have you there.
We can be around, we'll make the time.
And, in future, if you do wanna speak to me,
you don't have to send me a message about a knife set.
That was an olive branch, Tristan.
Make 'em a little bit obvious.
It's gonna have to be a tree next time.
Thanks for coming.
Pleasure.
Do you know what? I do love winter fashion.
I'm a summer girl, I am.
Hello, girls! Oh, my goodness, she's back.
Good to see you, girls. Missed you, Em.
You're back. I know, I'm back. I'm back from my ski trip.
How is Jordan?
Jordan is great.
We're actually are thinking about moving in together.
Oh, wow. Do it.
I know, we're just like, well, why wouldn't we?
Yeah, it just feels right, yeah. I agree.
It just feels right, it really does just feel right. Yeah.
How are we, girls? What's going on with you and Guy?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I can't, like...
I can't put a brave face about it any more.
He's come on this one-way ticket and I think from day one,
that's just given me a massive pressure.
He genuinely made me so happy in Bali and I've just come back,
and I'm like, why have I lost that kind of...
Spark. ..spark with him?
I know he, like, adores me,
like, I know that.
It's too much. I know, just take a breath.
There's a lot going on and there's a lot to process.
It's really hard. It's really hard figuring out.
Oh, Yas!
Come here. It's just too...
It's not, honestly, you need to think of the bigger picture here.
Do you know why you're upset?
You're upset because you're a nice person. Yeah.
And because you've actually got a heart.
I know, it's just, it's, like...
The fact that I'm feeling like this, there's obviously something so off,
so wrong.
You're scared of hurting someone.
You don't wanna let him down.
Yeah, and you feel guilty,
but the release you're gonna get once you are honest
with everyone and yourself and him, is gonna be tenfold.
You're gonna get this dark cloud lifted off of you.
I promise you, you really will. Mm-hm.
# I really tried to be my best for you... #
# Never a dull moment when you're my partner in crime
# They want us dead or alive... #
Softly, softly does it. Gently.
Christ!
No need to take our legs off.
# Anywhere without you
# So why'd you leave me out here, too? #
Ah, Freddy, you shouldn't have.
No problem, guys, it's on me, it's on me.
Ah, here we go, look at all of us. Right, let's do it.
Are we ready?
Cheers.
# I'd be lost without you. #
Oh, God. Urgh!
Magnifique. Magnifique.
J'adore. J'adoree.
IN FRENCH:
Oui.
And you could help me a little bit more.
You help me during the day
but you don't help me at night and I need you at night.
I need to sleep.
Everybody needs to sleep.
You're a grandma, you're supposed to help your daughter.
Yeah, to help but not to make all.
OK.
Oh, OK. So, tonight you do the night shift?
So, how are you?
Not the best. Yas called me this morning.
Yeah, I don't know,
I could sense that she's not happy, like, within herself
and she's just not been the same.
It was just like, I think, yeah, maybe, like, pressure
of everyone getting involved in our relationship
and I think that's got a massive thing to do with it. Yeah.
I think the only thing that bothers me is communication in terms
of, instead of turning round to me and saying,
"OK, like, I'm not happy with this blah-blah-blah,"
she's telling other people that.
She needs to see you care, like, she needs to see you fully care.
I wanna be with her. I wanna make her happy
and for me that's the most important thing.
This situation has gotten a bit crazy.
What's happened?
I don't know where to start.
She stormed out of the restaurant.
Um...
So, what exactly was said?
Look, I am, actually, in a bit of a state of disbelief, to be honest.
I don't necessarily believe that she wants
to end our friendship, but that's what she said.
Just because I told the truth. Like, our friend...
No, you told YOUR truth, it's different.
You said YOUR opinion and it's different, babe.
Yeah, I said my opinion. Yeah.
She is... She is really hurt by what you said,
and do you know what? I can
kind of understand it, babe, to be honest. OK.
Because it's not a one-sided
friendship and I need you to know that. Mm-hm.
Yeah, because I feel like you...
You and Inga, like, lean on each other.
Exactly. I mean, we do.
But why is she behaving like this? Like, grow up, girl.
I think she... I think she's really, like, reacted badly to what you've
said and taken it personally, obviously. Mm-hm.
Is that my fault? It shouldn't affect your friendship with her.
No, it shouldn't at all. You are expendable and
that was my fear from the start.
She's done it with Liv, like,
there's a repeating pattern and then she turns around
and, like, "Oh, everybody else is to blame!"
Like, look closer to home, sweetie.
So, where is Yas, is she on her way?
Yeah, Guy and Yas are on their way, so...
I can't, like, hide awkwardness. Like, I actually can't.
Yeah, me neither.
Like, apparently Yas has got the ick, apparently, you know,
she's been pulling away when he's trying to kiss her.
So, that was just my observation to a friend.
Who likes to... Likes to...?
..to talk to other people about things. Yeah, sorry, mate.
So, especially, like, you guys,
do you think Yas is unhappy in this relationship?
I don't think she's that happy at the moment, being honest.
She had a holiday romance.
She thought I'd be the same thing back in London,
and she realised, I think, maybe two worlds are not really...
..the same.
God, that's so awkward. It is.
Hello! Hi! How are we?
You look lovely. You look gorge.
Thank you, so do you all. How are we, though?
We're good, we're good. We're fine, yeah.
Is Guy coming or no?
No, no. Um, he's not coming.
You OK?
I mean I'm... I'm not... I'm not great, but...
..I'm trying to focus on me.
I rate that.
Thank you. Yeah.
I feel like it's a bit strange that
we have all been talking about your relationship,
so I feel like...
It just feels so two-faced if we don't just, like, express it to you.
Do you feel like all this stuff is going on with your boyfriend
because maybe you've got more chemistry with someone else?
Excuse me? With who? Valid point.
With Miles? Oh, my God, cos we're friends? Mm-hm.
Obviously, we've been close for a very long time.
Regardless of what's happened in the past, like,
we've still held on to that friendship.
Look, at the end of the day, maybe people have these observations
but those things have never come out my mouth,
and, like, I'm going through this thing with Guy,
and it's my business and I'm finding it hard.
I don't wanna be in a relationship right now,
my head's not there.
And it's - that's it. I'm just not happy.
I actually couldn't be worse at this game.
Were you sporty at all at school, like, your hand-eye coordination?
He is so mal-coordinated, it's really bad. I was so good at sport.
No, you weren't. Uh, I was really good at triple jump.
Triple jump? Yeah. Hop, skip, jump. Do you mean long...?
You know, when you hop, skip and jump? Yeah.
And then he does that.
No-one wanted to play with Ollie so he had to go
and do the triple jump. No, I was actually very good.
I would have to do this every morning.
My dad would make me do this. What's that?
It kind of trains your calves.
If you look at my calves, they're epic.
The only muscly part about Ollie.
So, you look very brown, was South Africa good?
It was actually - it was stunning.
I think it was the most beautiful place I've ever been to.
Actually? No proposal, before anyone asks.
I didn't... It didn't even cross my mind. Was this...?
Did you think you were gonna get proposed to?
No! And it didn't cross my mind either until everyone was
messaging going, "Has he proposed?" I was like, hang on, we've only...
We haven't even been back together a year yet.
Oh, so get this, Tristan's actually gone to go and meet with James.
That's still going on? I know.
I don't want him to upset Tristan again, basically.
That's all I care about, is Tristan.
It's not like he was gonna pick something to do with me
and Tristan over his nine-month pregnant wife,
like, that would've actually been bizarre.
But I think it was just the way it was all handled.
And I mean, yeah, Maeva -
I think Maeva had a massive part to play in it.
She takes zero fucking responsibility, it's annoying.
It's almost like James is going
round mopping up all the shit that she puts down.
Think we're too old for it now.
In a weird way, there were times I found Maeva slightly,
like, actually amusing because she was so shocking.
Whereas now, there's something just quite vulgar about it
and I'm like, just let her - she's just, you know.
Motherhood can change people.
Do you think? Do we think she could've grown up?
Do you think I've changed since I'm a mum?
No.
I'm a bit more calm.
Mmm...
So, I'm the same?
Oui. Oui, oui, oui.
OK, not better?
Good.
Ladies.
James!
What did you do? Oh, yeah, I know what you did.
Uh, surprise, Liv was there. Big surprise. Really?
Yeah, I thought I should've invited Maeva, right?
All four of us, having a little drink together.
You're being sarcastic. I'm being very sarcastic, yes.
So, hold on, so, did she say hi to you?
Yeah, but, like, awkward, like, super awkward.
She unfollowed me on Instagram,
so of course she's gonna be a bit sheepish, but...
Look, I had this conversation with him.
It started off a bit fraught and then it softened,
and then I ended up feeling a little bit bad.
Aww! And I didn't think I'd have that feeling. Look, you told me
I was a bit harsh a few times with what I said to Tristan.
With him? I found it brilliant.
Yeah, but you said I was a bit harsh.
Yeah, that was harsh, that was great. Exactly.
So, sometimes you have to be accountable
for you actions and say sorry. It was harsh, it was great!
Yeah, hey... From me. ..tone it down.
It's just you coming back, bringing them back,
and being like, "Oh, I miss Tristan," basically.
No, no, no-no-no-no. "I wanna be friends again with him."
No, no. Honestly. You've gone way too far. I'm not happy with that.
I've literally just come from having a beer with him.
I'm just, like, decompressing. You're gonna have a beer with him...
After months of not seeing him. ..then you're gonna see him more,
he's gonna be again a bad influence. No, no, he's not.
I'm gonna hear shit again. No, no, no.
And then it's all going to be like... Oh, I hate that.
No, Maeva, we're in a different phase of our life.
I disagree.
In England we play happy families.
You're gonna invite him to the wedding?
No! So, why do you need to be friends with him?!
Because I am... You've got other friends to go for a beer with!
Maeva, it's about not having bad energy.
OK, well, fine, do you know what?
You really wanna be friends with him, go for it,
but does he know that there's gonna be no chance for
the girlfriends to meet?
And then he turned round and said, "James, would you like to come to
"a drinks party that Liv and I are throwing? With Maeva."
And I said, "That would be lovely, I'll ask Maeva."
No! You're not coming?
Well... Corinne, do you want to come?
Uh, yes. Just me and you?
Yes.
I... I like Tristan
and I'm just saying it was nice to see him,
and I'm glad I sent that text and I'm glad I met him for a beer.
Maeva.
Non, non, non, non, non.
Yeah, no, please. Wait, I can? Yeah, you can.
My mum, she thinks... MAEVA CHUCKLES
Thinks that's you're...?
She thinks she's in Desperate Housewives.
EXAGGERATING: OK! Yeah. I'd suggest no.
Like, you won't be able to keep it in.
Just, like, bad blood, that's the only thing.
We're getting rid of bad blood. You can keep yours if you want.
Yeah. OK. I keep mine.
# Walls came crumbling down
# Yeah, we had it all. #
So, I've heard you're a bit of a, an oyster connoisseur, as such.
I don't know where you've heard it from -
I'd prefer a pint over an oyster, not gonna lie.
Very different.
So, as an eligible bachelor,
I feel that there's gotta be someone
that you've got your eye on somewhere.
I think Yas is really fit. She is very fit.
But isn't she - isn't she going out with Guy, though?
It's a...
It's an evolving situation.
Touchy... Yeah. ..sensitive... Yeah. ..subject.
I mean, I'm not... I'm not shocked.
I mean, there's a massive difference between kind of riding on
the back of a moped, hair flowing,
and being stuck in a traffic jam on the M1.
What? It's true. Yeah, it is.
Oh, you might be in for a chance, then.
But I feel like she still likes Miles, not gonna lie.
Even before I knew they had history -
I was told they had history - I knew.
Immediately, just cos of the way Miles is talking about her.
You put the two of them in the room,
there is chemistry...for sure. I've seen it.
This is the... Um, I'm not saying that you have no chance.
I'm just stating... You got a point, you got a point.
You know, there is something there,
whether there's unfinished business there or not.
That's just my opinion.
# I have a feeling
# That we'll repeat this evening
# So, be on your way
# Be on your way
# Be on your way. #
Hello. Hello. How are you?
Good, how are you?
You look amazing.
Oh, thank you, so do you.
How are you?
I'm good. How are you?
Yeah. No, like, obviously, yeah, we do need to talk.
Yeah, no, I agree.
It has got to a point where, like, enough is enough.
Everybody... Like, with their opinions and...
..just, like, in our relationship straight away, just...
Mm-hm. And I've come back
because, like, fucking, you're an amazing girl.
You're so beautiful and...
I was so sure that I want to be with you
and I still feel like that now, like,
I really do, like, you're fucking amazing.
WHISPERING: Don't cry.
You OK? Yeah.
Fucking hell.
I'm gonna make you, like, the happiest girl, I swear, like...
Yeah.
Like, I think for me it's...
I've had the most incredible times with you, like,
since I've met you, I've honestly had, like, the bestest times
and you've made me really happy.
Um...
I just think, it's something in my head where
I feel like, right now, at this moment in time,
I just need to be alone.
And it sucks to say because it's horrible,
I feel so guilty that, you know,
you came from Bali and I wanted us to work.
Obviously, it's a little bit shit for me.
Yeah, I wouldn't have come back from Bali if
I didn't think that we had something.
You know, it's, like, a really sad situation,
and you deserve someone that's,
you know, 100% there and, you know, wants to build a life
and everything and I'm just not there yet.
Right now, I think we need to just kind of breathe a bit.
Hey, come on, give me a hug.
Um, but...
# If you're gonna break my heart
# Smash it to pieces
# Cos I'm not gonna need it
# As much as I do right now
# Right now
# As much as I need it now... #
Please can I have a glass of champagne?
Thank you.
Olivia Bentley. James Taylor.
Hello. Hello. How are you? Not bad.
Seeing you and Tristan the other day, I mean, you basically ran off.
Well, to be honest, I think, you know what?
The damage was between you and Tristan,
so I think it was better that you guys, like, spoke it out.
Yeah. I mean, obviously, it started with you and Maeva.
I think... And then... And then it was Tristan
and I trying to defend our girlfriends.
Yeah, just lots of people caught in the crossfire. Yes, yeah.
SHE LAUGHS A beautiful sandwich.
I have to be careful what I say these days.
Yeah, but, um, I very much went...
It's what I do when I'm in an argument, if it get my back up
against the wall, which I think you do as well. Yeah.
You attack. You try and save face,
you say things you probably don't mean. Mm-hm.
And then it takes a lot for you to say sorry
for those things and it took me a few months
to kind of realise I said some things that weren't really truthful,
really, with how I felt.
Well, I'm... Can I be honest? I'm glad to hear you say that
because I think it would've been silly
to really throw away a whole friendship.
He's an emotional person and he...
It's because he cares so much and it's
one of his things that I love about him so much.
Yeah, he's someone... He's got a lot of emotions,
and I think you saying that you love him for that,
that's exactly why I love things about Maeva.
Like, I love her feistiness and her character,
and a lot of the things that probably get in
the way of other people liking her.
Had a lot of fun, um... Hello!
This is fun... Nice. ..to watch.
New jeans? They look great, mate. Thank you, James.
Are they...? They're quite tight, aren't they?
I've got massive quads. Have you?
Carrying the weight of our supposed friendship.
Oh, no wait... Are we there already, in terms of jokes?
Can I just say, it's like now there's the flirty banter at
the beginning of a friendship again.
Sorry Maeva couldn't make it.
Possibly for the best.
Let's just take it step by step.
Mmm, and I think this is actually quite English. Mm-hm.
I think this is the bit Maeva doesn't really...
Laugh in the face of... Yeah. ..awkwardness.
Yeah, the French don't really get that.
Maeva would... This would probably
be down my shirt by now, wouldn't it?
Yeah. That's the French way. More passion.
No, she's definitely got her quirks. Yeah, but...
She does, we all do.
And I think in the future,
we are gonna be in social settings together...
This is a forewarning.
We are all going to get on, aren't we?
James, the problem's not here.
OK, all right. Well... Pass on the memo.
I've never seen something consume you as much as this has.
It's gone a bit too far, hasn't it?
I think it's incredibly sad.
But it's also disproportionate, in my view.
In what way? I feel like you've skipped a couple steps.
You stormed out, babe.
And I was ready to go into that conversation with you
and tell you what he's saying is wrong.
He's hearing things about you
and all he's saying is that he's apprehensive.
Hearing what, though? Well, then he's a fucking sheep, Robbie!
Then he's a sheep that follows everyone else's opinion.
OK, great, he's a sheep. Great, thanks for that.
Is he gonna call out Miles? No.
Is he gonna call out Liv for her flakiness? No.
Is he gonna call out Ruby cos she's vapid,
which I've heard him say? No. Cos he wouldn't have the balls
to go up against those people.
But not me, not lowly old Inga. No, she's fine to go up against.
She's an easy target.
Oh, my God! Ings, I'm one of your few friends, babe,
why would you wanna drop me?
Because I can't be your friend.
Who do you have left?!
Like, it...
# I'm gonna make it on my own
# Gonna make it on my own again
# I'm gonna make it on my own
# Gonna break it on my own... #
Hey. Hey.
I got some hot chocolates for us.
Oh, thank you!
Here you go. That is so cute.
Come here. I feel like you need a hug.
Talk to me. How are you?
Well, we broke up.
I felt like even though I'm breaking up with him,
he was sat there comforting me,
and it was just like that really broke my heart.
I was just like, I could see in his eyes he was...
Don't worry.
This is... This is what you do,
you put other people's emotions at the forefront before yourself.
Mm-hm. And it does suck,
but trust me - you'll be right back to the...
..goofy weirdo that you are.
God, I haven't been weird in a while. No, you haven't.
No.
Well, I think it's gonna be a...
What's the word? Self-care evening.
Call me, I'll come round.
That sounded weird. HE LAUGHS
Not in that way. Used to be.
It used to be, I used to sneak to yours and you'd sneak to mine.
HE LAUGHS
And no-one knew.
We used to walk round here,
hand in hand. We used to... We used to hold each other's hands.
I know. Like we were in a full-on relationship.
On the King's Road.
How that happened with no-one noticing is incredible.
Oh, my God. Yeah.
I can't believe we got... What were we doing?
I don't know, we were in our own little,
little, little world. That was good times. Good times.
At least we are friends,
cos then we have our friendship, soulmates.
Yeah, of course. And we're not... We'll never break up.
No, we'll never break up.
You're gonna find the most amazing person in your life
because you deserve the most amazing person in your life.
Like, you need someone who matches you.
Unfortunately, Guy wasn't that person.
Yeah. I dunno.
You do know. You do know.
# Wish I had a hand to hold... #
When are you gonna next have a woman in your life?
Who knows? Who knows? Maybe one day.
# ..you standing alone. #
I've met a really nice girl called Mel. OK.
I think now I'm like, I've come out the back of my break-up
and I just think there's... I now want something.
To me, he's just a bit of a walking red flag.
I would tell my friends to stay well clear.
The only person problematic is you.
And the only person Robbie should probably be cautious of is you.
She doesn't wanna deal with this right now, it's her birthday.
I'll extend the invite to the couple.
I don't think that's a good idea.
Hi.
So, that sounds to me like Maeva might need to apologise to Liv,
is that gonna ever... Rah! Is that ever gonna happen?
I am mending bridges
and you are not helping me mend them.
That's not gonna happen.
For you and I are now, like, moving forward,
I know Paris does not like me.
I'm pissed off, it was rude, it was disrespectful.
I can literally hear everything you're saying.
That is bitchy and you need to stop it.
The last thing I'm gonna do is be friends
with people who wear cheap tablecloths as dresses.
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