I can't believe we're in Bali.
CHEERING
I had a little kiss with Issy.
To spontaneous fun. Spontaneous fun.
Have a look at what I did. This is the start of our little family.
And the foundations of our relationship are strong.
She's here, bitches.
You made me a more confident person.
I don't want us to hate each other, I don't hate you.
I'm at peace.
Friends. Friends.
With benefits. What?
My friend saw them two like getting with each other in Raffles.
But apparently you and Miles aren't seeing each other. No.
You can admit it if you want.
I don't understand why everyone's coming at me.
No, we're not coming at you. Yeah, you are! You are!
Can I just have a minute? Yeah, of course, of course.
We didn't do a thing.
I wouldn't have brought that up on a dinner table.
You are calculated. I don't like it.
I'm really sorry. We can just like move forward from this, really.
To my beautiful bestie and more ice games in London.
Obviously, I'm attracted to you.
You aren't a friend to me.
You called her a liar.
Whoa! Let's get a night club in Chelsea.
You want a kiss? No.
You said it to her. He has been a nightmare.
You guys may need to take a break.
Another one bites the dust.
Really? I think I'm calmer now.
I'll let people know.
You weren't honest at all.
He knows everything that he needs to know.
There's only so much I can give.
MUSIC: Boy Girl by Moa Moa
Tell you what, you are lucky to get me on a night out nowadays.
I'm terribly in demand.
Uh, you're bloody lucky to have married me.
You actually definitely called each other and was like,
what you wearing cos I'm going to go matching.
The only thing that's different are your jackets.
Oh, look, we got matching rings!
You need to get a life.
You're the chicest mum and dad I've ever seen.
Well, I mean me because you, your jumper.
You go out with a jumper like that, excuse me.
But a dad jumper, you can get away with things.
Oh, my God.
You know what, I just want to say cheers to us.
16 hours ago we were in
the CaRIBbean Sea and now we're back.
CARibBEan, you're not American. CaRIBbean.
CAribBEan, obviously CARibBEan.
Can you please not interrupt my speech?
Well, OK, say CARibBEan then. Right, we're in the CARibBEan Sea,
now we're here sat in London, the cold is killing me.
It's not me at all. I think it's fabulous,
I really, honestly I, I'm, I'd embrace the sunshine,
never been oranger. This is literally...
But everyone always says to me what's your,
what's your secret to youth, basically,
and I say well don't put your face in the sun,
always pretend like you've been in the sun but never do it, darling.
Ronseal. Paint yourself like a garden fence.
And quite right. Quite. Um... Or an easyJet or something.
I'm quite happy that we're not out with everyone else tonight, to be completely honest with you.
Couldn't be happier. I'm 105, I, honestly, I just don't want to.
I want to sit there with you and have the most wonderful time.
This is going to be a fun year. We have the house,
we've lots going on,
everything we've ever wanted is going to happen this year.
And we're going to make happen.
Hopefully, this year we'll have babies.
And a Retriever. We're not getting another dog.
Bubba, why did I buy you that jumper then?
Imagine if we do end up with kids at the end of the year,
Retriever grows up with them. It's like Marley and Me, have you seen Marley and Me?
And then it dies. Put the ground work in. Or take, maybe just add,
you've also just added a completely 'nother side of things being like,
"Ooh, ooh, let's get a nightclub in Chelsea."
It's not, it's not a, it's a restaurant bar concept.
I haven't seen the new venue yet.
I'm going to go round and look at it.
You'll be delighted I'm opening a bar in Chelsea.
What, while I'm changing nappies?
I'm not going to go and check on my bar.
Yeah, I'll go check on the bar, come back at 4am.
You've got a bar opening.
Yeah, with Gareth. We're opening a bar.
Big bar opening. We need to get him, hold on, we need to talk about queue jump, permanent queue jump.
Membership. Of course, mate. We don't do the queues. Yeah.
Back door entry. I'm going to have so many queue jumpers
that the queue jump becomes a queue. Can I ask, can I ask a request?
Yes. Often when I step into bars, bars are quite high.
I was wondering if you could just,
just put it so I can rest easy on it.
What if there was like a little box that you got on arrival.
No-one's going to speak to me. By the way, Charles,
nice to meet you properly.
Yeah, lovely to see you here. It's nice to have you guys in the same room, so much in common.
We've got things in common. We have. Two ex-girlfriends. Yeah.
Like it. So what actually happened in Bali, like, you, Yasmine, Inga obviously, what about Issy?
Issy. Issy...Issy. I was, I think you and Issy look great. Dizzy Issy.
We had a, we had a kiss, we had two kisses.
Yeah. And that's obviously a good starting point.
But I think that's as far as it almost got to.
I think you're now in a stage where you're the Harvey that's moved on.
Harvey 2.0. You don't have the worries that you had.
It's the whole kind of commitment and girls
and things just still gets me but.
You need to get, you, you have to get over that at some point, mate.
Mm. You should commit to being happy and if it makes you happy
hanging out with certain people, do it until it doesn't.
That's my motto. Hasn't worked out with me that well, but...
..take my advice, mate. Yeah.
How is parent life?
It's, it's incredible. When I look at him every day,
I, I'm honestly, I am madly,
it's like my heart is beating from the outside of my body. It's crazy.
Do you know what, actually?
I sleep like a brick. I cannot hear a thing.
Really? And she's like, "James, the baby's crying."
He's so bad. Honestly.
You're a bad dad.
One, one thing that I'm going to admit to you right now,
I've woken up a few times and I've pretended to be dead asleep.
Just once, just twice.
Fucking knew it. It's not a regular thing, I hope.
Twice. What else is going on, guys?
Yeah, so, yeah. Is it nice being out?
I mean, I don't know, like, it's, yeah, it's weird to be out.
Does it feel weird? Yeah, I mean, it's nice to be around everyone
and to be with everyone and still partying and not being like...
Not boring parents. Boring parents.
Exactly.
I have to say it's very nice to see you both,
very in love, very happy and...
Yeah, I mean, I fancy him more now.
Really? Yeah, it's weird. It's like...
Come on, the jumper it's just... No, but it's not that, I always...
What, because you see, you find him just more attractive with your child and...
Yes, and I'm proud of him, like, you know, it's, it's different love,
it's different attraction, physical attraction, I think.
You want a kiss?
No.
MUSIC: Rudeboy by Noisy
Oh, my God, I'm so excited to see you.
I know.
It's been so long. Guys, Oh, my God,
tell me everything about your trip, I need to know.
Well, I decided to hit the Caribbean so I went to Antigua. Oh, yeah.
And I did lots of like t'ai chi, it was really exciting.
Nice. I tried to like get out of the craziness of Chelsea.
What did you do, Willow? I don't blame you, I mean, I was...
You were in Costa Rica, weren't you? I was Costa Rica,
I went to Paris for my birthday, I mean, I was literally...
Went to Paris without me? I know.
We'll have to return together, do a girls' trip.
Oh, my God how was Bali? It was amazing there, it was really beautiful.
I had a little like romance with Harvey when I was out there.
No. Yeah. Did you? And there was a little kiss involved. Ooh. Yeah.
So there was a lot of drama though but... There was drama?
There was, course there was drama. No, OK.
I heard from multiple sources that Yas and Miles were getting together,
staying at each other's houses, going on dates and then one night
it came up in our villa. I was like well, yeah, I heard that as well
and she just went off on one on me
and got so upset, stormed off,
was crying and I felt really awful.
I mean, I don't understand, like, they clearly got annoyed at Issy
because she had like opened up a box that they didn't want opening.
Yeah. I wish I was there.
Well, I'm sorry, sweetheart. Oh, it's all right. I mean,
I was really upset at the time but now, like,
I just wanted to squash it so I apologised to her.
But obviously since being back and, like, talking about it more
with Willow, I basically found out I was right all along
and it was all true.
Like, I had a past with Miles. Wait, she didn't tell you?
No. But aren't you guys good friends?
The thing that was frustrating,
I don't understand why you keep up that lie. She...
I mean Yas literally came to me and said to me
that her and Miles were, I mean, I don't know what label she put to it,
like, dating, talking, they had something there.
Mm-hm. He was coming over and staying the night.
They were going out for dinner.
Very much like what I would consider a relationship. Yeah.
That's dating in my eyes.
She's literally made Issy feel so small
and spoken to so horrifically I can't believe it.
But also the fact that she's thrown your friendship under the bus
for like a, just to keep a secret between her and Miles.
I know and like the fact you apologised to her. I know.
And for her to take that too
and like the way she reacted is awful.
Like, it says more about her character than it does yours
and she owes you an apology, not the other way round.
I'm very happy I've got my two besties finally together
on a night out. Cheers to that. Cheers.
It's nice, it's nice to see you, Temps.
Yeah, temptation.
You're like Siamese twins, you two.
Yeah, yeah, we are. Hello. Ah, hello. Hi. Hello. How are you?
Look at you, you look gorgeous.
How are you all?
I'm good. How are you, Temps? I'm good. Good. Long time, no see.
I know, it's been a while.
How've you been? I've been good.
You've been jetting off everywhere, where have you been?
I extended my stay in Bali.
Had a bit of romance while I was there.
Love it. Me and Lily ended up
with two guys that were like best friends.
Well, they're all coming to London tomorrow.
No.
God, they really must love you.
Yeah. Really? I know, so, yeah, and then, Guy and I made it exclusive.
Oh, really? Haven't seen each other though, since.
OK. Are you excited?
But it's quite a bit thing cos he loves Bali, like,
always was like that's my life, he moved to Bali.
Yeah. Both the boys were. So it's massive that he's just got
a one-way ticket back to London. Oh, he hasn't got a return?
No. Whoa!
It's serious. These are big moves.
Oh, I love that.
Does he know about the situation between you two?
What sitch?!
No! No! No, no, no, no.
I'm, I'm only being the voice of everybody else.
I know exactly what happened.
But is there anything in the room?
Is it, is it a flirty friendship or is he going to be OK with it?
No, no, uh, like, obviously you're in an exclusive relationship
with someone. Yes. We're not going to be flirty friends,
I'm going to be very respectful of that. Good.
Yeah. We're friends. Friends. Besties resumed. Yes.
Yeah, of course, back to besties.
Back, back to what we were before.
No, we were, yeah, no, I'm saying we we're best... Yeah.
You guys are looking so chic.
Oh, thank you. Do you know what this is reminding me of?
This is very Uncle Fester from The Addams Family.
I was kind of thinking... But in a really beautiful way.
..raunchy vicar.
How are you babe? Look, update me,
tell me what's happened, I need to know everything.
I mean, back from Bali a few weeks ago and... Wow.
And we stayed for about two months in the end.
Was it nice just to have Sam to yourself?
It was really nice having like our own little holiday.
Yeah. And we are actually so happy now
and we're on such a healthy good path.
Yeah. So it's still very fresh.
It's fresh again.
It's refreshed. It's refreshed, yeah.
So, look, enough about me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want to hear all about you guys. Any updates, you married yet?
No... Not quite.
I cannot wait for that day, though. Cannot wait. Not there yet.
Nah. Ooh, don't put too much pressure on.
No, you're both so young. I can't just sit here and be like
everything's perfect and everything's fine, cos, like,
we almost broke up. Yeah. To be honest.
You nearly broke up because...?
So when it came to love,
we've got different love languages, right?
I like physical touch, he is acts of service.
But what he wants, I'm just almost like, my mind goes blank.
Yeah. I'm not, I don't know what you want.
Yeah. So I say to him, I say, "Joel, write me a list." Did you?
Of course I bloody did! So he wrote me a list.
But I think even the fact that I had to do that I was like, "OK..."
It starts like this. OK.
Things you can do for me, colon. Bullet point.
Take me on a surprise date, in brackets, quality time.
I had to spell it out, darling.
And clean the house or bedroom thoroughly,
in brackets, without me asking.
Celebrate and praise me when I've achieved something
as I do you. Better emotional tact.
Encourage me to reach my goals and surprise me with food.
Write me a letter of appreciation. Be more romantic.
Look, at the end of the day there's loads on that list.
Obviously, I requested that,
but like I can learn
and I will learn this and I will do this.
It sounds like you've had a huge self-reflection and...
Yeah. ..this is for the positive.
I came into this relationship knowing that this is
a relationship that I want to invest in.
And vice versa, right?
Like, totally the other way around, no?
Well, we'll get there. Ah, God.
Hello. Hello. Hi. How are you?
Good, it's been ages.
It's been too long. It has. It has.
Are we all OK? How have you been?
I'm OK. Yeah.
Um... I'm just going to cut to the point. OK.
I heard from Issy everything that happened in Bali. OK.
And kind of upset me how you spoke to her and...
Upset you? You called her a liar.
I'm so confused, are we still talking about Bali, like,
Issy and I have hashed everything out between her and I.
Because she apologised to you.
Well, yeah,
but like it wasn't about the rumour or whatever,
I'm over this.
Bored of chatting about it, quite frankly.
Because you've brushed it under the rug.
I got so much shit for having no girl code
and then I was actually like, it's just, it's annoying to me
because we went through so much shit with this rumour which is fact.
Facts? I wouldn't... I don't think it's facts. I think...
But you said it to her and you said to me, Issy, I...
Yes, you told me that you and Miles were more than,
it was more than a kiss.
Everyone's saying that I'm dating Miles, all of this,
I wasn't dating Miles, we were friends, we were flirty friends.
Going on dates. People telling me that I'm sleeping with Miles,
I've never slept with Miles. OK, but you were talking,
you were more than kissing. But no, we were seeing each other. OK.
No, and I'm so over it, I'm happy,
I'm with someone else and it's, and I'm so bored...
I hope you are happy, Yas. ..of talking about Miles and I.
If you're with someone else I don't understand why you're trying
to keep this big secret. I kissed him, we know that, I've got the guy that I'm seeing...
I don't really believe you any more. You have quite the record for lying.
I don't care if you believe me or not. You're not really my friend
so I don't care, my friends know me. And the guy that I'm seeing
is coming tomorrow and Issy and I have hashed out whatever we had an issue. Does he know the truth?
Yeah, he knows everything that he needs to know.
That he needs to know? No, he knows every... OK, you can talk to him,
I'm done with this conversation and I've told you what's happened.
We've got the truth out now and uh...
At the expense of Issy being really upset by that.
At the end of the day, it's done, Willow, and I'm done with this conversation.
So have a lovely night. Thank you.
Wow.
MUSIC: Liars by Hidora
MUSIC: Fashion by Bilk
Last one, last one, I'm with you. Easy.
Nice.
There we are. Welcome to the empire soon to be.
Great, this is good.
So we're in the main dining area here. It's quite a big space.
Yeah. Nice U-shaped boothing here.
That's going to be Rez's corner I think there. Rez's corner.
Naughty corner. Yeah. With a little plaque.
Hello, darling. Hello. Hi.
How are you? Oh, my God, I'm so hap...
I have missed you.
I've missed you, you look great. Thanks.
But where, where are the boys in Bali?
They were taking too long so I was just, look,
I'm going to go meet her, I'm going to go see her first
so you guys come when you're ready so, you know.
I'm nervous to see him. I actually am.
I'm so excited for you cos it's been ages since you've seen him.
I know, I'm ac... Boyfriend.
It still hasn't like, it hasn't, like, sunk in.
You know when you haven't seen someone for such a long time,
I actually can't imagine being with him again.
It's, I can't believe he's coming to the UK.
No but the chemistry that I've seen between you guys is just amazing.
But, like, the boys are committed, they've come back for us, like.
And have you seen anyone yet? I am organising a brunch.
Ooh. Uh, yeah, I'm going to gather some of the crew together.
Who's going? Well, I want Billy to come and guy to come,
I've asked Emily and Miles,
I've asked Willow as well cos I really want her to meet Billy,
because I mean... That's probably the last person I want to see.
Wait, what's happened? Yeah. So basically, you know the whole,
everything that happened in Bali where Issy and everyone
was like, you know, something's going on more with Miles
and that we were probably dating and everything.
We weren't, but we shared a kiss. Really?
Yeah, we have shared, yeah. You and Miles?
Yeah. Wait, when? Uh, ages ago.
The night of, when you were doing ice? No, ages ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a couple kisses like... Classic.
We were both single people, like, we were having a bit of fun. Yeah.
And it wasn't as if it was a big deal
and Willow's now made it into this massive thing.
Why is she speaking for Issy?
I think that's just all very two-faced.
Obviously, initially you said that it was just like an ice game
with Miles. Like, you did lie about it... Yeah.
I mean, obviously, it's just quite shit timing that all of this
has sort of come round, especially now, like, you know,
guys just arrived today, like,
something to be like good vibes, good energy. I know.
There's definitely not anything around here like this.
No, there's not. It needs it, desperately.
What's everyone's kind of role?
I know my role is like the promo Danny DeVito lookalike.
I'm chief beer quality control.
Chief beer man. Chief beer.
Make sure that beer's pouring right.
I'm the sense check to Harvey, like,
"Right, Harvey, how much is this all going to cost?"
Yeah, not a pretty penny, it's going to cost a pretty penny.
Mate, but it's going to be good, it's going to be worth it.
You got to spend money to make money. You do.
What happened last night? Couple of things were discussed.
You need to tell me what happened. Harv discussed a few things.
It begins with... Rez is trying to play cupid again.
It begins with an I and ends in a Y.
Everyone thought in Bali he was going to get with Yas
and then comes out and gets with Issy.
Issy, do you know what, you guys, you look like a good couple, mate. Quite sweet, actually.
Yeah, I'm actually seeing her tomorrow.
Issy's dad actually, like, got a load of venues in London
so I want to get her view on it.
I've been speaking to the dad already about getting Prime Time in with his bars.
You work quick. Yeah, you know how it is.
The dowry for marrying Issy's a distribution contract.
Two kisses, meet the dad, get the beer in the...
Who says you can't mix business and pleasure? Yeah, mate.
MUSIC: Blame by Babebee
Oh, hey.
Hiya, love. I just love your time keeping so much.
You really know how to keep a girl waiting.
Oh, oh, don't say that, Ruby.
How are we? I'm, yeah,
look, I've been better, quite frankly.
Oh, no. And you don't charge, do you, for therapy?
Depends who it is. Not for you, never.
You know, like, I don't know how up to date you are with the situation
between Joel and I. Like, he, he, you know, like,
he, he threatened to break up with me.
Shit. So it... I didn't know that.
Yes. The amount of investment that he wants from me
into this relationship...
..is not that feasible. Like, do you know anyone that studies law?
It's fucking crazy. Like, it's so intense.
You know, I get one shot at that. I think...
I want to, I want to spin both plates. Yeah, of course.
I really do. I want to go to the gym, study law,
have a boyfriend, I want to do all of it all at once.
But fuck me, it's hard. Yeah. Juggling, uh,
I think you've got a lot on your plate.
And it's like, ah. Like I feel squeezed.
Yeah. I just feel pressure from all angles.
It's just all fucked.
Relationships are, they're meant to be fun
and you've got to weigh up what you want. Yeah.
Because your happiness, it does have to come first.
I love him to bits.
I know. And I want to give him what he wants.
But there's only so much I can give.
Oh, my God, that was the workout I needed.
You've really brought the masculinity out of me.
How are you after yesterday?
Bit tense.
Why?
Um, just Robbie being Robbie, like, he's hard work.
So wait, what, what happened exactly?
You've seen how he is.
Yes. He's quite selfish at heart
and I think I'm putting all this energy and effort into him. OK.
But it's not, it's not reciprocated.
Like, when it's something that I need to do for me,
like, he doesn't care.
So, like, I'm just putting all this energy into him
and if feels like I'm not getting anything in return.
How have you been feeling about the whole thing?
I've been feeling quite lonely.
Like, emotionally I feel bankrupt and...
Ooh, that's deep. Yeah.
So did you, did you say this yesterday?
Um, I gave him a list a few days ago.
How did he take it?
He's taken it well but it's just, we need to see action.
I mean, this might be hard to hear. Mm.
But if he's just not ready for that commitment yet... Yeah, of course.
..you guys may need to take a break.
Um...
Some of us are working out.
You two are just here to look pretty.
We're having a chat. How are you? I'm good.
I love your relationship with each other, it's cute.
Thank you. It's cute? Yeah, no, I can see that you care
about each other. He's like, he's my, he's my brother, like.
That's cute. 100%. Everybody needs a close friend.
What happened with Yas last night?
I didn't see her leave, is everything OK?
Um... Apparently not.
She called me last night
and she had a bit of a just stressing moment with Issy
and Willow. Uh, saying that she'd lied.
Yeah, me and her did go for a few dinners
and we did kiss a couple of times,
but she didn't lie,
she just wanted to keep herself very secret
and like didn't want to say anything about her personal life,
at that time.
I am getting de ja vu, though.
Obviously, Guy's just come into this flirty
kind of friendship with you and Yas.
Well, look, in my, you know, experience,
flying over to a different country doesn't really work. Yeah.
When you have a holiday romance anywhere, it's great.
But when you come back to your own reality, things change.
I'm so glad you're actually finally back.
Me too, I'm really, really happy to be here.
Back in London. Ooh. The boys are here.
Are they actually? Guy's here, Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Hi. Hey, darling.
This is so weird, what the hell? Waiting for him, him again.
Hi, honey. How you doing, good? So good.
I actually can't believe we're all back together, like,
from Bali to London. I love it. Have you missed her?
You missed her a lot. A little bit, yeah. Little bit. No, I have.
You haven't said that you missed me. You've been talking about her the whole time.
Yeah, I was going to say. Whole plane journey home just...
Do you talk about me? A little bit, yeah.
All of his messages throughout his whole flight.
Slept a little bit, but the rest just you, you know.
Thinking about you, but... no, I'm joking.
The whole day. I can't believe we're all in London, though.
Have you guys got anything planned for like while you're here, like, go to some cute things?
Dinner for sure. Yeah. Yeah, obviously, we've got to eat dinner.
That's great, dinner for sure.
Guy lost his appetite once you left.
No breakfast, no lunch.
No, but we'll go dinner, hang out, do a few...
He loves dinner. He love dinners.
Do a few fun things and just like spend time with each other, really.
Yeah. We haven't seen each other for ages.
Yeah. How long are you here for?
Yas says you got a one way ticket.
It's a one way ticket. Ooh-la-la. Yeah, no, of course, of course.
After, like, meeting her and getting on so well, yeah, no, that's it.
Do you have any plans to go back to Bali?
No, no plans to go back at all. Really? Oh, my goodness. No.
MUSIC: Dancing Shoes by Great Gable
Oh, you guys look so cute together.
I've never felt more single in my life. Jesus Christ.
Ah, you will get there, babes.
But it's my favourite.
Hello. Hello, hello, hello.
Ah. Hey. How are you?
This is my dad, Marc. Marc, pleasure to meet you.
How you doing, you all right? Is.
Hi. How are ya? I'm good, how are you? Mwah, it's been a while.
Ah. Very good. Come bearing gifts.
Come bearing gifts, the best type of gifts. Beer. Beer.
Great. Very excited to show you. This is my,
this is my beer business. Yeah.
Well, I can't wait to try it.
Oh, I've been curious about you for,
for years cos I know the Camden Hell story,
I used it as a case study in my sort of investment pitch.
Oh, did you? Um, so I know a lot about it, so I've actually,
yeah, I've been kind of wanting to pick your brain for a while.
Amazing. And uh, what, I hear you two are on,
going on a bit of a date tomorrow?
A date? Is it a date?
I never said it was a date.
A catch up. A catch up, I think.
So obviously I've met Miles, now I'm meeting you,
I'm hoping it doesn't go down the same road.
No, I can assure you it won't. No. No.
I mean, you've obviously got a much better feeling
about Harvey than you do.
You're making it seem like I've been like, "Oh, my God I love Harvey."
I don't know, do you? No!
Stop embarrassing me. You're really embarrassing me.
But, yeah, you're here to just talk business,
so it's nothing to do with me. We are.
I'll leave you to it. Bye-bye. See you tomorrow.
Cheers, see you tomorrow. See you later. Have fun.
See ya. Right.
Right. You've entered a market
that is absolutely crowded with craft beer.
Shall we try them? In this day and age. Yeah, let's have a try.
Yeah. Yeah. Great. Go on.
It's never too early for a beer.
Mm.
So what's, no, you're called Billy and you're Lily.
Thank you for remembering my name. Yeah, yeah.
"You're called Lily,"
It's only been a seven-year friendship. Billy and Lily.
Billy and Lily. And then if you have a baby you can call it Willy.
No, you use that to make the baby.
Nice one. It's completely private.
Oh, it's really nice to meet you guys.
Yeah, nice to meet you. And how did you guys meet?
Well, you came up to me in a club.
I went up to her at first, she originally told me to go away.
Yeah, well, cos he was so drunk. He was really drunk.
That is hilarious.
Yeah, so she was like go away. Yeah. And then I think, like, a week later
we see each other again and... I was like you're that guy that I told
to go away. The really weird one. And then you were sober
and I thought you're actually quite nice.
God, this is so cute. So, so what's, what's the plan,
cos obviously you boys live in Bali. So what's, like,
are you guys going to be travelling in and out?
Have you packed all your stuff? So what's the plan?
Well, my plan is to stay now.
Really? Oh. Yeah. That's amazing. Wait so, is it because...?
Well, the main reason I'd say, yeah, for sure.
This has happened so quickly for both of you.
Because last, when, when I'd left you girls, you were single.
You know what? I feel like we're all at an age now
where if we know we know. Yeah. Yeah. I don't.
No, but you... Do you know? Do you?
Doesn't happen to me.
Yeah, we'll find out. We'll see.
Cos, wait cos you guys are exclusive, right, you've made that.
Yeah. It's kind of just for you guys to be like, OK, well,
we're gradually getting there right?
No they're boyfriend and girlfriend. Oh.
Yeah, I mean... What? Did you not know?
She only told us that she was exclusive, though.
Uh, for me that's the same thing. Yeah, I thought that was like the same thing, no?
Well it's going to be good like for us all to catch up
a little bit more and do more things together.
I know that you and Yas are like good friends and... Yeah, of course.
She speaks highly of you and so. That's nice. Like it'd be good
to get to know you more. 100%.
And, yeah. Yeah, let's do it.
It's lovely to see you both. It's our first double date together.
Yeah, thanks for organising this, by the way.
You're just so welcome. I know, long overdue. Long overdue.
We've never actually managed to get a double date in with you guys, have we?
Well, we'll all be going away for summer this year, for sure.
We have to. For sure, for sure, for sure, for sure, for sure.
Is studies going to get in the way this time? No.
How have you found the studies. Terrible. Really? Yeah.
Really, really draining. Yeah.
Are you be, are you being serious?
Hang on a second, you're not the one.
Exactly, I'm not, but I'm, he has been a nightmare.
Well, I, I'm, I'm number two, for sure.
But surely once his studies are finished
and then you take the number one slot.
Yeah, but you can't be inconsistent in a relationship.
Are you impatient as well?
I think so. I think rightfully so I'm allowed to voice my opinion.
Oh, for sure. And that I will do.
That you have done.
No, yeah, I'll do it again.
Now I am doing. I will do it again.
No-one's, no-one's told you otherwise.
No.
I...If I want to achieve the dreams I want to achieve,
it comes with a lot of sacrifice
and unfortunately they become your sacrifices too.
Can I say something?
Yes. Going down this route,
you could end up potentially sucking all the joy out of
whatever you're trying to fix.
I mean,
I spoke to Miles the other day, and, you know,
he... Well, I'm glad you found it funny.
No, it's just Miles.
I mean, I can't say Miles is the best person to ask for relationship advice.
Yeah, beyond his relationship credentials in recent memory.
He suggested that we go on a break if this was to carry on.
We're not going on a break, babe, because we can fix this.
I want to repair our relationship.
What I don't want you doing is listening to Miles inform you
that you should take a break.
It's not a thought that hasn't crossed my mind.
He just cemented the thought.
So you, Miles, are you open to dating someone?
Um, yeah, maybe in the future, who knows, we'll see.
Still single for now.
Hi, babe. Hi.
Oh, she's here. Hi. How are you, darling girl?
Ah, you brought me some flowers.
Oh, how are you, I got you flowers. You're so cute, oh, my goodness.
Hi, guys. Hello, Willow. Thank you. Hello. Ah, how are you? Very well.
Nice to meet you. This is Billy, this is my boyfriend.
Lovely to meet you. Pleasure. I've heard many amazing things.
Vice versa. And this is guy, this is Yas's boyfriend. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Guy. How's Issy, have you seen Issy as well
since you got back? She's, yeah, she's good. Yeah. Yeah.
We've had a bit of a, a bit of a chat about a few things.
Yeah. In Bali. Yeah.
She was a bit upset when she was there.
It's so funny that she was so upset cos she was always out with us.
Did Issy tell you she was upset? No.
You called Issy a liar for something she was telling the truth about.
I never said she's a liar, I lied about the situation.
And she felt like she had put,
been put in a situation where she looked crazy
for something that was true.
And she then apologised which I also think is very unfair.
I don't understand why you decided to bring this up months later.
The only reason I'm talking about this is cos you said
all of it was true. That's why this conversation has been
brought up again and Issy had said that it was true
and you called her a liar,
so therefore I feel like you owe her an apology.
Initially, if there hadn't been something, not covered up but, like,
if stuff had just been honest from the start then there wouldn't
be the situation now. I'm confused, how did this all come out anyway?
I told Willow in confidence. Why, but why was it a secret
in the first place, just out of curiosity?
Can I say, can I, can I say, can I say, can I say? If someone wants
to keep something private, they are allowed to keep something private.
Yeah. So what is the harm in that?
Cos everyone said Issy was a liar and she wasn't a liar.
Like, she was upset. I don't know what she...
OK, but why has she messaged me then the night before
saying I cannot wait to see you tomorrow.
She should talk to you, Yas, she should, I don't know, like...
But that is also two-faced from both of you. So you're, you guys are both
clearly talking about me behind my back.
I haven't done anything two-faced. I came to you the second I could.
Cos it's months later. Why have you not said anything before?
Yas, I haven't seen you. If you were my friend, genuinely,
this would not be the way it's done.
What I'm upset with is now the friendship between you and I,
and I don't like the way that, you know,
this has all happened months later. I left the club upset,
I was looking forward to seeing you both
and I felt you both were just,
I found it quite bitchy the way it was done.
Yas, I literally have done nothing wrong.
All I did was bring up the truth that you had lied about.
You had dated Miles and kissed Miles
and you were saying it was an ice game.
I brought up something that you didn't want to get brought up,
that's why you're mad at me.
Clearly you've shown that you don't value my friendship.
I value honesty, Yas. You haven't been real to me at all.
You weren't honest at all.
OK, but I'm saying you aren't a friend to me.
It's true, though, you don't care about a friendship with me.
I'm tired of sitting here and being called fake by you
because you were fake for all the lies.
I have literally come here to try and have a conversation
and I have got nothing out of this so I think I'm going to go.
Bye. Bye.
MUSIC: World at Your Feet by Shanks Mansell
Hi, Harv. Hello, how are you? I'm good, how are you? Good. Ah.
Mwah. Oh, double. I was going to give you another one.
Oh. OK.
Got you a drink. How are you? Good, thank you, how are you?
Fresh from meeting the dad.
Ooh, God, I was nervous, you know.
You looked, you looked really nervous.
You said I was nervous, didn't you? When you came you were like red,
it was very cute. Oh, God. No, he's a,
he's an impressive guy. He's a cool dad. He is, isn't he?
I see you, I see where you get the looks from as well.
Ah, thank you. No, yeah. How did it go. Uh, really well.
He loved the gluten free element,
and he wants to put it across his bars, so...
Yay! Very good.
High five. Very good. Well done. Thank you, yeah.
Your dad actually grilled me. I got the boyfriend grilling.
What did he say? Oh. The boyfriend grill?
Yeah, I was like, I'm not even the boyfriend.
He was like, so what's the...
And I was like, it's, it's friends. I just want to. Yeah, it is friends.
Cos we haven't, I haven't seen you from, since Bali.
No. Um, we obviously got on really well. Yeah.
Um, a bit of fun was in there, but where are you at with that all?
Where are you at with that all?
Uh, it's like obviously I'm attracted to you
and maybe vice versa, I'm not... Yeah, a little bit.
But I think you want to settle down a lot more than I do.
Well, I'm not, I don't want to have kids and marriage right now,
but I just want to be taken seriously.
Yeah, you want to be that young mummy. You want to be...
I want to be that Parson's Green yummy mummy.
Yeah, yeah, and you want love. You've got this fairy tale.
I do live in fairy tale land. Yeah, yeah. I really do. It's nice.
It's so cute. But I just, I'm, I'm always the opposite.
So we're just friends now. Yeah, friends. Friends.
I'd love to explore a friendship, yeah. Yes, I'd love to explore
a friendship. You'll be sad to let me go.
I am sad. When you do want a wifey.
I feel this is our second break-up.
I know, don't... Broke up with me in Bali.
You took it hard, didn't you?
Yeah, yeah, it was rough. It was a rough road.
No, I think friendship's great. Friendship's great.
I reckon, yeah. That's what I want. Friendship's always good.
Hello. How are you?
I'm good.
I can't. Oh, my God.
What do you think? Hello, little one. Is he asleep?
No he's very much awake.
Hi, little guy. So this is Beau.
Oh, my gosh.
Do you want to hold him?
Yeah. Give him to me. Thank you.
Hello. Aw, hello.
How are you finding it?
He's got blue eyes. It's... Hard.
It's, it's a lot. Oh, my God, I love him so much
but, Christ, it is a lot. You're just getting used to it.
Do you ever look at him and do you ever think, "Oh, my God I made you?"
Yeah. Yeah, I do. I feel like that's what I'm going to be like
when I have kids. I'm going to look at them and be like,
you came out of my vagina.
I do.
It's all right.
Hello.
Oh-ho, no.
There you go, you can have him back when he cries.
Ah, I mean, yeah, you know what I've been like, Maeva,
I love kids. I've been ready since like, probably I was about
18 years old. I think, though, I don't know,
is there ever a right time?
No. Yeah, I mean, well, Jordan and I have, we've only,
we've been together less than a year
so it might scare him if I was like I'm pregnant, we're having a baby.
Oh, my God, I really thought about that for one second.
I know, no, no, no, no. But it might scare me, it might scare him
if I did do that right now.
I mean, you look incredible.
I think you're taking it very well. It's a lot.
There's something really important that I really don't want to lose
is myself. I don't want to lose myself,
I don't want to lose my identity and I'm still me.
I'm just obviously, I think I'm better because I'm calmer now.
Well, that's handy. Well, still sassy, though, obviously.
I, I'll, I'll spread the word, I'll let people know.
Well, look, sweetheart. Item one out of 26 on the list.
Um, it is just an average date night. I hope that doesn't offend.
It's nice to see a little bit of effort.
Right. Yeah,
so yesterday did I have the best listening skills? No.
I really just felt like it was three against one
and to just sit there and be like laughed at.
You weren't just laughed at
because of you raising concerns in the relationship.
We only laughed at the fact that you had got advice from Miles
which I think is objectively funny.
For them to laugh and for you to join in was just a bit like
what is going on here? Yeah, yeah, so look, look,
I obviously want to apologise, babe.
I shouldn't, shouldn't have laughed.
This is part of the problem, like, this was on my notes to you, like,
the emotional tact that you have...
Yeah, hmm.
..is terrible.
That is a sweeping statement, Joel.
Oh, sorry.
That's why I wrote it on the thing cos it's not great. What?
This is such a cool place, I haven't been back in ages.
This one's giving me such, like, sunset vibes.
I feel like I could do this. Don't say that!
This brunch, it was so awkward, like...
Between who, between. I'm guessing Willow and Yas.
Yas. It was like fiery. Everyone just sort of sat there
like holy shit, cos like it literally just went off.
Willow left, she just walked out.
Really? The issue is that it was just kept this massive secret
and I mean even I questioned it. I was like, Yas, like,
why did you guys make it a secret, like, you know?
It's, they did it in Raffles.
Everyone sees everything in Raffles. There's spies and eyes everywhere.
From what I saw like in Bali, Miles and Yas
definitely like had this chemistry.
I think they get on massively well
and they've always admitted that they've had
a really flirty friendship.
But I hope that that doesn't come in between her relationship.
I wonder if, if he is like actually happy that she's got
a boyfriend now. He's probably like, "Damn it."
Mmm, it kind of sounds like...
"Another one bites the dust."
I don't have that one now. Interesting.
I used to come here all the time.
I did art GCSE so we'd come here on the weekend
and look around, spend ages.
Cos I live literally down the road, so...
I actually really love this piece. I think it's my favourite.
I can't, it's like.
What? Do you not like it?
I'm not too sure about it, to be honest, no.
I mean we've got a mop, little bit of squiggle.
No. This one looks like a QR code.
No, you need to take, you need time to take in the art.
Yeah. There's a lot of meaning behind it.
No, it's a nice piece of art
but I definitely prefer looking at you.
Is that your chat-up line? Better than in Bali.
Yeah, you want to take this home, I want to take you home.
No, gosh. Yeah.
In Bali, it was like, "Oh, no, go away."
And now, how do you feel about that?
What? How do I feel about...?
That you changed your mind.
Well, obviously good. I don't think we'd be standing here
if I regretted it, I would be like,
"Don't come back from Bali, stay there."
No, it's nice, it's different, it'll be fun to like kind of
do things in the UK and, yeah, I guess you know,
you are here so that's good.
Yeah, no, it's definitely nice to come here and spend time
just me and you and other than the brunch yesterday and...
Oh, gosh.
And despite that it wasn't like the best,
it's nice that you have like no issues with Miles or anything.
I know you know that Miles and are friends.
Yeah, no, like, literally I knew the situation before it happened so...
Yeah. Anything that's happened before me, I don't really care about
and as for Miles, nothing's going to come in between us.
Mm. So, just put this to bed, really.
We'll see, yeah. We'll see.
I also wonder how they kind of,
I wonder how like they're going to get on here.
Especially as like Guy's literally arrived a few days ago
and like come on this one-way ticket.
I was like how do you feel about that that he's here
on a one-way ticket, like is that pressure for you? And she was like,
she was just kind of like smiling, like... It's intense.
Yeah. Yeah. And I think like also when you're in Bali,
like, you have this, if you start like dating someone there
it's magical, you go for sunset,
you go for beach walks, like a honeymoon.
Like it's unbelievable.
And then you come back to London
and it's like the sort of like reality check.
You see the real them. Yeah. Not the... Yeah.
Like, the perfect person on holiday.
Yeah.
What's your favourite thing to do?
Don't say dinners cos you say that the whole time.
Anywhere, really.
Anywhere apart from art galleries. But no.
OK, well, so I failed on this.
I'll take you to the football, so...
Right, yeah, we can do that.
You can, you take me to things that you like to do
and I'll take you to things that I like to do.
So you'll be going to football. Then we'll come together at the end
and we're like do we still like each other?
Do we have much in common? Yeah.
We got the keys today
so this place should be full of workmen.
I've got a lighting guy, I'd like you to see some options.
You're contradicting Gareth's involvement. He's like budget...
Don't worry about the budget so much.
Are there other things that get in the way, do you think?
Friends that don't necessarily have your best interest at heart.
I haven't warmed to you instantly.
Look, if I'm a really shit person, I apologise.
I just can't express how happy you are making me.
So you don't want to go to Bali yet. No.
I am inviting you girls and some others to just a little, like, spa,
a girls' night.
Issy's not coming. She's not coming.
She's playing the victim here right now. Like, she maybe just focus
on your relationship and then... Oh, my God, maybe focus
on all your lives and rather than mine. I'm done.
Is she OK with Guy? I don't think she is.
Everyone is saying that you're unhappy.
I don't think I deserve all this shit that is coming in my way.
You did me wrong!
OK, shout at me. I didn't do you, you did me wrong.
You did me wrong. No, I didn't. You were fake with me.
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