This programme contains strong language throughout
I do fancy you. Do you wanna hang out, just us two? Yeah.
I think I've been lying to myself, I do fancy her.
We're not gonna be friends. I actually, genuinely need
staff at the moment. Deal? Deal. Welcome to the team.
I've hanged out with her quite a bit. Lot of kisses.
I mean, to be honest, Harvey was fully aware that I would want to
pick up where we left off. I mean, I'm single, you know.
You are. I don't belong to anyone.
You're welcome to come over and try out my cooking. Totally.
I would still like to take you out. Would you like to go out? Yeah.
I would love to. 100%.
Will you be my girlfriend? Yeah, I will.
I woke up this morning and I had some missed calls from Sam.
Not the booty call.
You say you love me. No, you don't. I do love you.
I don't want the love that calls your ex-girlfriend at 3am.
Well... So I think we're done here. OK. Bye.
You're the devil.
Ah, the bodyguard's here. Oh, the man-child is here.
We're just bringing back the dry hump. I'm done.
You are such a rocket. I don't trust her,
don't trust her as far as I could throw her.
Don't mess it up. You are terrible.
The damage is done now. You've lied so many times to me.
That's a bit of beef, actually.
It's probably resurfaced a lot of feelings that I once had for you.
You have to have some sort of morals and I don't think you've got any.
Screams guilt, screams guilt.
Ah. Ah, the croissants. I know. For the French man.
Service.
Is that a wishing well?
Yes. If you had one wish, what would it be?
Uh...
Don't say Sam Prince's name. Holiday. With you.
Me and big David.
Tempsy. Oh, so you know your names combined is... Livid.
Livid. I know, I know. It's not as bad as Minga,
you and Miles. That was the pits.
No, yours is way better. Livid.
Brilliant. "How are you and David?" "Yeah, we're Livid."
Um... No, it is nice. I haven't... You know I haven't slept with him.
No. I actually think that's a good thing.
I mean, he is great at kissing. Is he? And cooking. Oh, Liv.
I'm trying not to think about it too much.
I reckon you guys would have wild sex.
Yeah. He said that to me the other day
and I was like, "We're just bringing back the dry hump."
I love a dry hump. I love it. Yeah.
Oh, it's cute. I really like it.
I do not wanna lose my single girl
but I will happily lose you to him, cos I think he's the sweetest human.
Don't start saying things like this.
I'm not getting into a relationship.
I think take it slowly, enjoy it and have fun,
and then if that comes about, it comes about. But like...
Yeah, I mean... You don't have to put too much pressure on it.
Nice. Happy?
Yeah.
Right, can I have a look at that? Yeah.
What else do we need to get in before tomorrow?
Um, those Ficus benjaminas.
Listen, I know we've not been speaking much recently
but if we're gonna do this, we gotta do it properly.
Agree. This our future. It is our future.
And I'm invested in this whilst we fix that friendship.
Do you miss it?
I mean, yeah, I do miss the friendship,
but that's on you, so...
T, hello.
James. And friend.
I didn't realise you'd be here. Who are you?
Good to... Hey. Come on, come on. You got that invite?
Where is it? No, the invite's done. Sorry, I didn't...
I completely forgot you guys had a bit of frosty last encounter.
Are you still bitter? Am I bitter?
Do you know what I did? You uninvited him to the wedding.
Yeah, too rightly so. Grow up. Your behaviour stunk.
Grow up. This is Maeva, not James. Oh, God. How are you?
How are you, how's things? I'm good.
How cute are you, little baby? Yeah, she's sweet, isn't she?
What's her name? This is Bonnie. Oh, hello, Bonnie.
I was so sorry to hear about Clyde, bro.
I know, that was quite a thing to digest.
But this is actually Clyde's half-sister. Aw...
You are just... That is very sweet. Do you wanna say hi?
Uh, no. Anyway... Are you all right?
Yeah.
How's things with Yas?
We broke up.
You and Yas have broken up? I crazy-called Inga...
Yeah. ..the other night, maybe early morning.
And from that you've broken up? Well, I said,
"Hey, I called Inga," but I said it was, like, 10pm.
And it wasn't 10pm? It was just one and three. Just two, though.
One and three? Just one and three, yeah.
OK, interesting. I was having a chat with Inga at Ruby's brunch,
and Yas came over, furious,
then she stormed off. I didn't chase Yas,
I just stood there and I was, like,
chatting to Inga for some reason...
You are terrible. I just wanted to talk to Inga.
Why? Why? I just wanted to talk to Inga. It's like... Why?
I don't know why. In my head I was thinking...
I was standing there and I was like, "I love you both."
Are you all right?
Um, it gets worse.
I'm in shock mode right now. I am too.
I'm in actual disbelief. You know, not only was the brunch bad enough,
the fact that I walked out on him,
standing there with Inga ending our relationship,
wait for what happened last night.
What happened last night? So... No, you're... It's...
I need a moment. No, I don't mean to smile but...
I think we all must take a breath.
I'm having a drink with Ruby and Bella last night. Yeah.
So I got a call from a friend of mine who was at the Cadogan Arms.
Yeah. And she called me and said, "Really strange -
"Sam and Inga are on the table next to me having a drink
"and they're sort of laughing and joking and being quite flirty."
This was last night? So, we then... We bolted out the place
that we were in. Which happened to be down the road. Lucky.
Sam and Inga obviously left where they were
and we sort of met in the middle
and they lock eyes with me, right... Running away.
..run... What? Into a corner shop.
They leg it into a corner shop, trying to hide
to pretend that we hadn't seen...
They didn't want to be seen together. Yeah.
You know, Yas ran on in and said... What did you say again?
I was like, "Look, shall I save you both the embarrassment
"of hiding in the corner shop"? She's hiding behind the prosecco.
He's running around, he's like, "It's not what it looks like."
OK, well, why are you running away?
He kept trying to check that she was OK. Oh, this is not OK.
"Don't worry, she can choose her meal deal!"
Yeah. Sort out this with your ex-girlfriend that you broke up with
a day ago. Honestly, he disgusts me right now.
I honestly don't know what advice to give you.
This is the Sam that I knew when you were 20.
Like, I honestly feel for you
but everything is so self-inflicted.
I think it's really hard because there is feelings there with Yas
and there is aspects of how we are with each other
which I've never had before.
With Inga, it's so nice. Yeah.
It's moreish. It's unbelievable. You know what it's like with Liv.
There has been times where you probably wanna speak to her.
It's easier not to now.
OK, I'm just gonna jump in because I feel like I have connected
the dots between Maeva telling me that I'm going on
a double date with Liv and Temps. Are you going on the date?
Apparently so.
Listen, I just don't care any more. And you shouldn't care.
You shouldn't care. I do care -
and this stays between us -
I care so much, like, it's really hurt me.
But I'm just not giving any energy to them.
I need to just go, "Cool. Do you know what?"
Yeah. "Crack on." It's not worth your time.
It's not worth my time. Shall I tell you who is worth your time? Lauren.
Yeah.
Lauren is...delicious. She's really fit. You can't say...
Oh, you can, actually. Yes, you're single. I'm single.
Lauren and I went on a date the other day. Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie it was, it was great. Oh, kiss? Kissy?
No kissy. Oh, no. Did you try or were you just...?
No, it was just day-time drinks so I was just. Oh, OK, yeah.
Day-time. We hadn't. Yeah, you can't kiss day-time. No, no, no, no.
So I'm thinking, like, I've gone on a date with her.
We got on really well.
She's also said it's fair game, like, I'm into you, also Harvey.
Lauren is not scared, love this. I'm cooking for her.
But I've told Harvey I've got a meeting. Ah. Um...
Tactics. So I've asked him to get out the house for a little bit.
But big question, what are you cooking her?
The crab linguine. Yes. Aw...
Yes. Get in there. She's secured, mate. She's yours. Crab linguine.
I need to take you on a night out now that you're back in London.
I know, it's been so long.
I don't think I've seen you since Marbella last summer.
Probably. It's cos of uni. It's cos I've been away. I know.
Yeah. I love LA. Could I live there? No. No. I couldn't live there.
But you were playing tennis out there, right?
Yeah, so I played on the circuit a little bit,
but put the racquet down now.
I love the tennis outfit.
Yeah. All the gear. All the gear.
Minimal. Zero idea. Zero, none.
Like, so, so bad. I'm a Pilates girl.
Cos at school we used to... We used to play tennis. Yeah.
And I think I did quite enjoy it cos I was quite competitive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I quickly gave that up.
Bella. Hello. Freddy. What are you doing here?
Sorry, what are YOU doing here?
I work here. Why are you wearing a hairnet?
Hello. Hi. Jazz! Freddy. Oh, you two.
What are you doing here? You know each other? Well...
Kind of. Few messages on Instagram.
A couple, here and there. Yeah.
What do you mean, you work here? You have a job?
So Verity actually offered me a job and I was like, "Screw it."
I'm not convinced. I'm embarrassed that you guys caught me here,
I'm not gonna lie. I can't believe that we've caught you here.
Let me take this stupid thing off.
Especially as you've slid into her DMs
and you're sat here in a hairnet.
Yeah, I kinda wish I was doing something else
when I met you for the first time but...
No, this is a good look. Kitchen boy, we love it.
I'm not gonna lie. It's not been amazing, uh...
You're not loving it? Uh-uh. I don't wanna serve people all day.
It's just not what I do, you know?
Also... Too pretty to work in hospitality, Freddy. You know what?
This face is not made for serving coffee.
At least someone's saying it, cos no-one else has.
Uh, what do you do, like...? So I just graduated uni.
Come work with me. Sorry? Come work with me. No?
Maybe. Maybe.
It might be a bit conflicting, cos I used to work at Joe & the Juice.
Really? Yeah.
Well, that's a bit of beef actually.
I might have to kick you out!
I gotta get back to work.
Do you guys want a free smoothie of something?
I would love an acai bowl. That's actually quite expensive.
I was thinking more of, like, a smoothie.
Um, nice to meet you. Lovely to see you, Freddy. Nice to meet you.
And nice to see you, Bella. See you soon, babe. Bye. Bye-bye.
Well, that was quite sweet. Yeah, very... In a weird, awkward way.
Such a weird, uh...
I'm sorry, I love you. I'm right here.
I'm sorry, Freddy. It's good to see you but I'm sorry...
Um, what happened last night?
You and Sam and Willow went for drinks last night.
So we were all at this event,
and Willow and I went for a drink, and Sam kind of tagged along.
Yeah. And the only thing is,
when Willow and I left,
she went back to hers,
and Sam and I walked the same way to the train station
and bumped into Ruby, Bella and Yas.
Sorry, you and Sam were walking down the street
and you bumped into Ruby, Yas and Bella? Yeah.
And what did they say?
Uh, I wouldn't know
because I literally ducked into the nearest shop.
I mean, was it shady?
No, no, no, no, look, there was nothing happening.
It just looked so much worse than what it was.
I think he probably does still have feelings.
You don't see me and Tristan sneaking around on the King's Road.
We weren't sneaking around. We were with Willow. I'm not saying that about you,
but did he say anything that crossed a line that you would've been like,
"If I had a girlfriend, you wouldn't wanna hear that"?
What did he say?
Well, no, I... Tell me, tell me. But he doesn't have a girlfriend.
No, I know but it's all very fresh. What did he say to you?
Well, look, he was being cheeky Sammy,
you know what he's like.
Where did you and Sam end up last night? What actually happened?
We literally walked to the train station.
And went where? And went separate ways.
I went back to mine and he went back to his mum's.
This whole situation is just a massive ick.
Wait, so when you left them, what happened? They were still together.
On my way here, I was on social media
and I saw that him and Tristan were at the warehouse
and is wearing the exact same clothes as what I saw him in
when I bumped into him and Inga. Oh, no way. So...
Oh, my God, last night? Yeah. Same outfit. Same outfit.
Same outfit? Same outfit. Tragic.
Ooh.
You know what, I'm disappointed in him,
but she's been saying for the last however long
how happy she is for you. Day one of him being single,
she's sitting at a pub having a drink with him
then running away from all of us.
So she's clearly not that happy for you. She never has been.
Yeah. I thinks she's manipulative, I think she's calculated
and I think she's loving every second of Sam pining after her
and chatting to her at bars.
I have said this from day one, I don't trust her,
don't trust her as far as I could throw her.
Right, I think we're done here. Do you wanna take a seat?
Yes, Chef. Thank you. Ooh, talk dirty to me.
There you go. Thank you.
And you are the first person I've cooked for in this house.
Wow. Which is big, I think. Very lucky me.
Special. Including my housemate.
Well, thank you. Cheers. Cheers.
To our second date? Yes. Yeah.
Going strong. Going strong.
Well, try the food first, it might not be.
Maybe it's the last date.
Maybe. If the food's doing the talking,
I'm feeling quietly confident.
Fan? Mmm. Mm-hm?
Very good. Yeah?
A home-cooked meal is, like, the best thing ever. Can't beat it?
Yeah. I think I prefer that to going out now.
Right OK. It's more effort. Nice. And wholesome.
Wholesome's what we're going for. Yeah.
You seem like a very wholesome guy.
Oh, yeah. You know, like... Yeah.
..someone I could see, like, building a future with, you know.
Yeah, someone who can cook, someone who's...
Who reads about birdwatching. Listen, that's a sustainable hobby.
We could go on a little birdwatching adventure.
I can imagine you with a little safari outfit on.
In fact I'm imagining it. I actually would do that, yeah.
And how's the roommate?
How is the roommate? Um, I mean,
am I regretting moving in with Harvey? At this stage - maybe.
Could've had a movie night. We could've had a movie night.
I think he would like me to kind of... Back away.
Mmm, back away. Oh, no.
Mmm. Mmm.
So I think I...
I am absolutely, probably not gonna do that.
Surprised I heard from you.
Thought you were still in the corner shop.
Well, thanks for coming. I'm...
Yeah, I'm glad that you came.
I feel like we do need to have a conversation.
I do want you to know that literally nothing was happening.
We literally were having a drink with Willow.
No, you weren't with Willow. No, we were.
Ruby's friend saw you on your own.
No, no, no, Willow was there. But I didn't understand...
I think she was in the bathroom
but her bag was there and there was three drinks.
No, cos if she was at the bathroom at the time,
I don't think you and Sam would've been sprinting across
the King's Road out of panic.
I thought, "God, something's happened.
"Everyone needs to run into the corner shop behind the crisps."
No, it's actually bizarre. It was so bizarre.
Look, I ducked because I could not be bothered to see Bella
and Ruby, who are always fucking vile to me
and they've always been very biased,
so I think I just couldn't be bothered with the confrontation.
Sam probably was running cos it probably did look bad
and I genuinely don't think he wanted you to be hurt.
Where did he go after?
To his mum's.
He didn't stay with you?
Of course not.
We were walking to Sloane Square station,
and I was heading back to mine and he went back to his mum's.
Mmm. It's just weird -
apparently he turned up to the warehouse
in the same clothes as last night. What do you mean?
So of course that looks a bit suss.
Are you sure it's the exact same clothes
cos all his T-shirts look the same?
I'd rather you say everything. As in you think he stayed at mine?
No, no, no, no. I promise you I went straight home.
He told me he went to his mum's.
Maeva, it didn't need to be a double date.
You could've just spoken to Liv and Temps by themselves.
What do you mean, you don't wanna see them? No. Why?
It's awkward for me. Out of respect to Tristan,
I know the relationship that Temps has had with Tristan
for seven, eight years now.
Listen to me. If you ruin this double date...
What? ..you're gonna be in trouble. OK.
So you're not gonna invite them to the pigeon clay.
No. And you're not gonna come either
if you keep calling it pigeon clay.
What is it?
Clay pigeon shooting. Tristan's gonna be there.
I want good vibes only.
And also, Liv's quite a good shot so... As well. Hello.
Yeah, for the serious things. Hi.
It's the parents! How are you? Hey. How are you?
Give me a kiss. How are we guys? Not bad. Hello. Um, how have you been?
Good, and you? Hello. How we doing?
I'm just... Look at both of us. Surprise, I'm a lightbulb.
You have the same hairdresser, for sure.
I said, "Give me the Liv Bentley."
Um, this is sweet.
Yes, I thought it was a good idea to organise this little date night.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why are you saying yeah?
I'm cool. He's in a bad mood today.
Why? What's up?
I was told by Maeva a couple days ago,
"Hey, we're going on a double date with David and Liv,"
and I was like, "Sorry, what?"
No, but... Honestly, it's not funny to me. I don't get it.
What do you mean? I'm so caught off guard.
One question that I would love answering. Yeah.
Are you doing this to get back at Tristan?
No. Can I tell you something? No, but I haven't?
It's a friendship that has turned...
Your friendship with him makes me question you in this.
I think... You could say the same about you and Miles, though.
If you wanna bring up the Miles situation...
It's exactly the same. That is so fucking true.
I said it already. It so isn't. We were friends for a hot second.
I fancied his long-term ex-girlfriend
and I put a ring on it and a baby.
James. What, babe? What did I say?
Put the drink down.
No, what did I say? What did you say? I said...
What? Not ruining the dinner.
I'm not ruining it, you put me here.
It just doesn't sit right. I'm quite happy.
Well, I think you're gonna have to suck it up
because, honestly, I really like them together
and I really insist,
I really want you here tomorrow at the shooting.
Including James? Are you the moving target?
I mean, I would love to come.
Happy with this?
No, it's ruined my day, hasn't it?
Oh, for fuck's sake, James, we won't fucking come.
I don't need this. You can come,
it's a free country but like...
Now it seems like me and you have got more of a problem
because of your loyalty towards Tristan.
Maeva, shall we go sit at the bar? Yeah, exactly. Morally, it's wrong.
But it's the same fucking thing, James.
Yeah, but for me, Miles is nothing. There's absolutely nothing there.
Everyone's on their fucking high horse when it suits them.
I'm standing up for myself in this situation
cos it's what everybody else is doing. Yeah.
I now don't give a fuck about anybody's opinion.
OK great, good. I just think within the group...
Everyone's making it easy for me. Yeah, but within the group,
you have to have some sort of morals and I don't think you've got any.
I don't think you've got any.
I don't think anybody's got any. Really? Oh, my God.
This is ridiculous.
James, listen, I really... James, James, go to the toilet.
No, don't send me to the toilet.
Walk away. Don't send me to the toilet.
No, it's nice to hang out with a guy who knows what he wants
and seems quite put together and... What are you looking at?
Emotionally mature. DOOR CLOSES
Hey, honey, I'm home.
Oh! There's two honeys.
Hi. Hello. I have a meeting.
Business meeting or pleasure meeting?
This is my housemate Harvey. Hi, so nice to meet you.
I think we might've met before. I'm not sure you guys know each other.
Harvey. Is this a date?
Is this a date?
I mean, I think so, yeah.
I think so. Yeah.
Have you had dessert yet?
No. He's arrived.
You haven't eaten much, though, mate.
We kind of got a bit distracted, I think. Yeah, I would be.
Yeah. This is fun.
I'm glad we've all sat down together. Cheers, guys.
Cheers to us.
Cheers to us. Wow.
We'll need another bottle.
Mmm, I think three.
Mmm.
No bitter taste in that wine, just...
Well I feel like Lauren and I hadn't really had
the chance to kind of get
to know each other since I've been back.
And you should have that chance, mate. Right. Mmm.
I think so. He's just getting to know me. Yeah.
Was.
Yeah.
Well... I'd still like to take you on that date,
the ball's in your court. OK.
If you'd like to.
Oh, my God. Yes,
I mean, let's do it. Hmm.
Oh, my God.
I don't... Yeah. Yeah.
Hey. Can I get you a drink? No, I'm not gonna stay for long.
OK.
You OK? Am I OK? Mmm. What do you think?
No.
Sam, I actually can't believe it and I don't...
It started at the brunch, where, you know,
we ended it there and you just stood there with Inga.
I think recently... I'm not saying, "Hey, I wanna be with Inga."
I think the reason why that conversation happened with Inga is
because there was never any time for closure with me and her.
I don't care. If you wanna be with Inga, be with Inga.
I don't wanna be with Inga. It doesn't affect me any more.
I know it doesn't affect you. If you wanna be with Inga...
I don't wanna be with Inga. Well, I don't care what you want.
Yeah.
So, like, where did you go after the corner shop?
I went home.
Home to where? I went to Henry's.
OK. So you didn't go to your mother's house?
No. That's what Inga said.
Well, she didn't know where I went.
She said that you said that you were going to your mother's house.
I got on a Tube and she got an Uber.
She got in an Uber? Yeah. Oh.
You're a really bad liar. I'm not lying.
OK. I just want you to... You may as well be completely honest
and truthful about everything before something else comes out.
Nothing else is gonna come out.
OK.
It's just such a shame cos I think everything that everyone
kind of warned me about and told me about you... Oh, my God.
..is true. You haven't changed. What is that?
Well, that I would get hurt.
It's true. Like, Miles was right after all.
Oh, my God. Everything's just such a lie,
the same way that our relationship was.
No, it's not a lie. Yes, it was. No, Yas, I burnt my life
to the fucking ground wanting to be with you.
Yeah, and I came down there with you. Yes.
Last thing I want is to see you upset.
Yeah, I...
I just...
I've always said that I didn't regret anything with us
and as bad as everything went in Corsica, there was no regret there
because I had you.
And like now, to kind of feel so lied to...
I'm not lie... Yas, you have to...
I've not been sitting here and lying to you.
How I feel about you is true and I would... It's really...
You have lied. No, I haven't lied to you.
You have lied to me. I haven't lied to you. How I feel...
Yes, you did. You've lied so many times to me.
You lied about the call, you've lied about so many things.
I just moved on way too quickly and I'm dealing with this break-up
and, unfortunately, I've been dealing with it
whilst I've been with you and I haven't dealt with this very well
and I'm sorry. Sorry? Honestly, like, what can I do with that sorry?
I don't want you to be... You... I don't want you to be upset.
I just want you to be happy,
and I'm sorry that our situation's come to this point.
You know we started off nicely, but here's your box of bullshit.
Pull!
GUNSHOT
Amazing. Here he is!
The city boy can shoot.
APPLAUSE
Pull!
APPLAUSE
A cup of tea? Yeah, sure. Do you want one Jazz?
I would love one, thank you, Freddy.
Careful. Easy, easy, splashback. Freddy!
Oh, for God's sake! Nearly. Oh, I nearly messed it up.
No, but it is very nice to properly meet you.
Nice to meet everybody officially
and see everyone. It's nice to meet you too.
You suit the countryside look very well.
Yeah, yours is nice as well, actually.
I actually quite like shooting.
My family love shooting.
Yeah. We do a competition every year with clays, and I always win.
How is your job, if you've still got it?
Unfortunately, I do still have my job.
That's where we first met, actually. Yeah! Oh, my God.
Yeah, he was on shift.
Unfortunately, I was wearing a hairnet and an apron,
so it wasn't the best first impression, I'm sorry, but...
It was great. Did you fancy him after you saw this get-up?
Yes, definitely. Sure. Did it put you off your vegan burger?
Maybe just a little bit.
Um, who have you met? Are you friends with...?
So you're friends with Bella. Friends with Bella.
No, it is a really nice group of people.
Minus James, who I had a rather awkward lunch with yesterday.
Really? What happened?
Maeva was really sweet, she was like pro it all.
But James was really off with David,
and now, today, like, the boys are just ignoring him.
I just don't want David to feel uncomfortable. It's just...
He's got... Yeah, yeah. He's got me and Miles.
Yeah, that's true, and you're more than enough.
Pull!
Gotta say your, your fella looks quite handsome in tweed.
Do you like that look? Yeah, he does, actually. Gentlemen.
Ah, hello. Lady. You're up next, baby.
Well done, you've organised a very good day, sir.
Thank you very much. It's good to see you.
Good group of people as well.
Questionable. Questionable group of people for me.
I felt like I had a say in the guest list.
Yeah. Who had the ultimate...? Until this one... Oh.
..decided to invite every Tom, Dick and Harry.
Mmm. It's huge here.
If you don't wanna see them, you don't see them.
So how was your double date?
Uh, it wasn't that great, was it? I liked it.
Cos you like the drama. I was reading Temps the...
No, I wasn't reading Temps the riot act,
I was reading Dave the riot act. Damn right. Yeah.
Appreciate you.
On a lighter note, Lauren.
Yeah. So it's an interesting dynamic.
Yeah. Yeah. Weird.
What happens when you catch feelings?
Why me? He might catch feelings.
You catch feelings like the wind. You are a feelings-catcher,
but then I think when I catch them, maybe it means more. Ooh.
Cos I don't really... Touche. I don't know.
So who is more confident? Who is gonna win her over?
I am confident that Harvey's probably gonna...
..fuck it up for himself.
Harvey walked in and he sat down, poured himself a glass of wine.
Confidence on the geezer. Um, then he proceeded
to ask me out again in front of Tristan. What, Harvey did?
Yeah. Then last night,
I went out with Rez and Harvey and...how do we sum that up?
By 1am, I would say he spilt a drink on me,
had hours' bad chat. Like, honestly, my ears were bleeding.
I've never heard chat like this in my life.
1am, she's coming up to me going,
"Rez, I'm kinda concerned about Harvey's chat.
"It's a little bit..." Love the accent.
"It's a little bit shit." And I was like, "OK, cool."
2am comes round, she looks at me and she goes, "I'm done."
I'm, "OK!" Well, this is kinda where it all got a bit weird.
So, we went to Raffles. Classic. Obviously ended up there,
and he proceeds to, like, talk to other girls in front of me.
Harvey? He's holding a girl's finger like this,
like right in front of me and I'm just like,
"It's so ridiculous I can't get mad."
I'm like, "Is there a reason you're holding her finger?"
And he was like, "Oh, my God, I thought it was yours."
He didn't say, "I thought it was yours"? I was like, "Oh, did you?"
Then we see him kiss another girl on the forehead.
Did he think it was your forehead? Did he think that was you as well?
I mean, this is him trying to impress me
and get to know me and, you know, it doesn't work for me.
I'm sorry. Like, I can't date someone that acts like that.
He thinks he's still absolutely fine with you?
I have no problem telling him how it is.
Lauren's about to humble Harvey. Where is he?
Well, you've made Yas laugh. Yeah. Yeah, it's nice to see.
I have like whiplash keeping up with everyone's drama.
Oh, did you not know we broke up? You guys broke up?
We broke up... Well, I saw him yesterday.
Mmm. That was like, "I'm done," kind of moment.
Uh, it's just... I can't believe it all.
I'm sure they're hiding something else.
But I just find it hard with Inga
because it's always been a fine line between her and I
with this whole Sam stuff, and her reasons for not coming to me
in the corner shop was because she didn't wanna face you
and Bella, cos apparently you guys are vile and horrible to her.
Bella and I? Nothing to do with you? It's embarrassing.
It is embarrassing. She's a woman in her 30s
chasing after her little ex in a corner shop.
I think something funny went on that night
and I don't believe that they went home separately.
I believe they went home together
and it's an easy distraction for Inga to deflect onto Bella and I.
If they both can sit in front of me and look me so deep in the eye,
saying nothing happened, then they're meant for each other.
Pull.
How are you feeling?
It's fucking awkward. Do people really think that, like,
after everything he put me through that I would go back there?
Two days after, like, he broke up with Yas?
That's her style, it's not my style.
Ah, hello. Hi, Sam.
How are you? Hiya. Good to see you. How are you?
Don't come too close to me. OK, no.
People might think we've slept with each other. No.
No we haven't. My ears are burning. Why's that?
Lot of Sam and Inga chat. Yeah. Yeah.
It's got quite a nice ring to it, I must say. Sam!
Are you not fuelling these rumours as well by talking like that?
But... It's not my fault. Like, if you're being cheeky,
and you're not shutting it down, of course people...
I have been shutting it down.
Because Maeva's just come up to me and been like... Oh, no.
"You and Sam, you and Sam, you might be sleeping with each other."
Really? Yeah.
No...not today.
Sam! Well, no, not at all, not at all.
Ah, Ruby. Oh, my God!
The busy bee's here.
Cosy. I recommend the best place to hide is aisle four.
Have you rehearsed that puppy? Fucking hell.
I just found it a bit bizarre that you're blaming running across
the King's Road on me and Bella for being vile humans.
I said I didn't wanna see you because you are always horrible
to me and you always have picked on me.
I feel like that's just always the deflection.
It's not a deflection. I feel like the only reason
you are saying that is cos you got caught. You've always had a problem with me.
If it wasn't so much of a secret, you wouldn't have run away.
You were darting down the King's Road, both of you.
I did have a few beers and I was a bit like, "This is probably not the best thing,"
so I did just kind of run off. And I kind of regret it now.
But like look at what it's been made into. Like, everyone's now like...
Apparently you're spreading rumours saying that we shagged.
I've not gone round saying you've shagged.
I do believe you both went home together,
as do loads of other people. Obviously, me and Inga had
a very turbulent back end of our relationship.
We did break up and it was extremely nasty with one another.
Do you not think it's nice that we are on good terms
instead of nasty terms for us both?
I think going for a drink 24 hours after you and Yas breaking up
doesn't look good, and I don't think it's sensitive, no.
OK. I don't think it's nice so I'm gonna go.
It's hard enough having everyone talk about you when it's the truth
but when it's something that people have kind of made up
and spoken about and gossiped about, it's even worse.
What I can't wait for, and you'll be interested in,
dressing Beau in his first tweed suit.
Oh, yeah, I like that. I think now is the perfect time.
And Lauren is walking over here right now. Good luck.
Good luck. Thank you. Bon chance.
Hello, boys.
The lady of the hour. My favourite boys, how are you guys?
Good, how are you? We were not just talking about you.
Were you not? No. Your ears were burning.
Must've been a boring convo, then. Mmm. Yeah.
Did you...? We were just discussing this dynamic, Lauren.
Mmm. Mmm. Fun little. You're in a power position, Lauren.
Are you guys not used to that?
No, I am, but just not usually with a friend.
Yeah.
You looking forward to our date...next?
Um, so I just feel like, after last night,
I just don't think we're gonna be romantically compatible. OK.
You know, I just feel like it was a little bit sloppy, for my liking.
I did get a bit drunk. A little bit touchy with other people
in the club. Oh, really?
Yeah. Do you not remember holding someone's finger
right in front of me? He kissed another girl on the forehead.
Yeah, I guess so.
I mean, fair. That's... Yeah. I'm sorry, I didn't even realise...
Yeah. ..that was the case. Well, I appreciate the apology.
Yeah. And you can literally do what you want.
It's just I don't have to like it. I get that and I think, you know,
it's equally hard, this dynamic,
when I was kind of enjoying where things were going with you,
and so you can imagine that's quite... But I feel like, if you're trying to pursue me,
then you should pursue me, cos that's what you want, you know?
I mean, that's why I've gone out the way to take you out
and do things with you but... I know.
Well, there you go.
So, actually, Tristan, you can call me, OK?
OK. Bye.
Wowsers.
I think too many tequilas that night.
Mmm. I had a fun evening, and then that.
Fuck. That's a real fuck-up, mate.
Pull.
APPLAUSE
What we had was incredibly special,
and hanging out with you does mean a lot to me,
and I think it's probably resurfaced
a lot of feelings that I once had for you.
And, um, I just don't think they're ever gonna go away.
They will.
They will? Of course they will.
Are all your feelings gone?
I'm not in love with you, and I don't...
I'm not in love with you.
I know that, like, we would never, ever in a million years...
Kiss again?
..work...or kiss again. I agree.
But... That'd be a terrible move.
It really would be.
Or quite delicious.
But, anyway, I think the other night was...
It felt just nice to be able to talk to you.
And I feel like we're not being fully truthful on a few things.
I think people find it hard
to believe that we both strutted to the Tube.
I think we shouldn't be ashamed of anything that we did that night.
We were just honest... It's not about being ashamed about it.
I'm not ashamed about it,
because I feel like we have every right to talk.
It's just you get what people are gonna say.
Yeah, I get what people are gonna say.
But I think we should be honest about the fact we did talk further.
What, you've grown a conscience all of a sudden, have you?
It's all in the hips. Sorry. It's all in the hips!
Go on, Freddy.
THEY ALL GASP
Oh, my God. Ohh! How have you done that?
That is the best worst shot I've ever seen.
Let's get a drink, shall we?
Thank you.
You're the most PDA non-couple I've ever seen in my life.
He was helping me get the ball in the hole, and I'm talking in golf.
FREDDY CHUCKLES
Um, yeah, I ship you guys.
Oh... I actually do as well.
I mean I've only just met everyone but you guys, you banter so much.
Mmm. Gotta up your game, Freddy. Temps is actually quite funny.
Is he making a good first impression? Second impression?
No... Third impression.
It's a shame about the job. Yeah. I'd say.
You like the working man?
I do like a working man.
Well, I'm not the man for that.
So wait, hang on, what's happening with the job now? So I quit.
Feel quite bad for Verity, but it just has to happen.
Right, Freddy, you're 20 years old, you need to start from the bottom.
I've started from the bottom, that's what I'm saying!
Where was your bottom? As in...
Where did you start?
My bottom... The way he was so...
Please don't say "your bottom" any more,
cos I don't wanna think about it.
Hospitality, I've done it, don't wanna do it again.
I felt like it was a step back. Do you know what I think,
I think it's for the best, honestly, I do.
Thank you. Perfect.
Thank you, so needed.
Ah... Yeah. How are you?
I am very, very well.
Good. How are you? How was the shooting yesterday.
I saw on socials it looked like a fun day out.
A fun day out? Shit show from start to finish.
No! Um, I've actually asked Sam if he'd like to come
and have a drink with me off the back of yesterday.
It just got... What, now? Yeah, now.
Just feels like Inga and Sam are lying and, you know,
they won't admit to anything that's happened.
Did they sleep together? Well, she's saying that nothing happened.
Did they stay in the same bed? No, she says they walked to
the Tube station after they'd seen us
and they both went their separate ways. But Sam has said to Yas...
Yeah. ..that he stayed at his mate's in Canary Wharf that night.
Yeah. And Inga has said to Yas that Sam stayed at his mum's.
Oh. The stories don't line up.
So it's like, at least if you're gonna have a story, stick to it.
Yeah. You do know they're lying. No, no, I'm aware...
They'll take it to the grave.
I'm pretty sure, actually, I could get the information.
Don't you think Yas deserves the information. Yeah.
And I think we should get to the bottom of it.
Do you mind if I stay? No, I would love you to stay.
Please stay. I need... May need a bigger drink.
Yeah. No, no, maybe we do.
About time we had a bit of privacy, I think.
So how was your flatmate last night?
How was my flatmate? He was, uh...
We were in very different moods, put it that way.
No-one likes to see their mate getting pied.
But... There it is.
But sometimes.
Secretly, obviously, I'm happy, you know? Yeah.
I hope this means you and I...
I don't think it needs to be a secret, though. No, secret to him,
but I'm gonna make you very aware of it.
I have booked a lovely house by the Lakes this weekend.
Did you? With some friends. Yeah. And I would love you to come.
Oh, my gosh, that's so fun. Yeah? Thank you for the invite.
Sounds beautiful. Of course. I'll definitely come.
Now this is all kind of, like, parked... Yeah.
..we can just get to know each other.
No pressure, obviously. It's fresh it's fun.
No pressure, Tristan, but I'm focused on you now.
Are you? Don't mess it up. I don't think so.
I wasn't expecting that.
Fucking hell, you are such a rocket.
Refill? Yeah, I need a top-up. Yeah? Let's go. Let's go.
I've never been offered a drink by you, ever, Freddy,
and I paid for your entire summer.
Yeah, how about paying the bank of Bentley and Temps back
before buying girls drinks?
Um, how are you, actually, after yesterday?
I mean, like, do you find it awkward?
Yeah, I feel so awkward, yeah.
If I'm honest, it was ridiculously uncomfortable for me.
I dunno, it's a hard one,
because we both know what Tristan's like.
I just don't feel like I am being who I am
when I'm in those group situations.
So, ultimately, you're not getting the person that you like. Yeah.
I also just don't like how much power he's got over how I feel.
Even Rez was like, "Keep your distance."
I just don't like the two-faced-ness of everybody.
What do you wanna do?
Cos I don't want you to feel like this.
The way... Look, say this was to not go any further,
who's gonna be happy at the end of it?
Tristan's still gonna be pissed off with me because what I've done.
He's never gonna trust me, we're not gonna go back to being friends.
I'm not gonna be happy because I'm not with you,
and I do really see something there with you. Yeah.
And ultimately, you'll be unhappy
cos we haven't got this going on any more.
Like, the damage is done now.
Yeah.
Cos I'm potentially not worth it, really.
You're definitely worth it. SHE LAUGHS
Temps and Liv. Ah! I kind of think like, "Who would've ever thought?"
But now that I've seen them together I'm like...
They were meant for each other. Yeah.
And it's just cute. It is cute, yeah.
Ah, the bodyguard's here. Oh, the man-child is here.
Hey. I'm surprised the nipple's not out. Huh? Again. There you go.
Yeah, lovely. Good for you, mate. How's the new relationship?
Very well, yeah, good. Lasted longer than ten minutes.
More than you, mate. Are you enjoying this?
No, I've just heard that, you know, you were laughing
and having a little moment with your ex,
which I thought you didn't like any more and...
Yeah, well, you know, we go way back.
Yeah. And how does Yas feel about that?
I'm not 100% sure. I'm sure it's not great.
It's funny. Do you know what's interesting, Sam?
What's funny? Is that you find this funny.
I'm not laughing. No, no, look at you. You're having a little smirk.
It's like... I find you funny. I find you funny.
You come on here thinking... I find you really funny.
This whole situation is really funny to you.
Also, what about the lies about, apparently,
you staying in Canary Wharf at your mate's house or your mum's house?
Which one was it? Then told... Why does it matter to you?
The truth to Yas, Yas is crying today.
She deserves to know the truth. She's my best mate.
I'm picking up the pieces, you're not. I get that. So is he.
I get that. We both are, which is why you're here. OK.
I believe you spent the night with one another.
We didn't spend the night with one another.
I believe you stayed at that flat with her.
OK, we did go for a few drinks after the Tube, yeah.
So there's more and more.
Anyone can think what they want. It's sad that...
But why would they not think that when you've already lied
about not walking to the Tube and going for drinks?
I get it, I get it. It's now coming out, something else has come out.
And tomorrow, something else will come out. I get it.
Watch this space. I... OK, fantastic.
Screams guilt, screams guilt, that's what it does.
These lies, they pile on top of you.
It must be stressful being you right now.
You know what, Sam? It's time to own up
and be honest with yourself for once in your fucking life.
This weekend is all about good vibes. Cheers.
ALL: Cheers!
What in the...? Hello.
You must be exhausted from all your lying.
Me and Inga did spend the night with each other.
And you slept together. No, we didn't sleep together.
You're going out with my best mate and treated her like shit.
The feelings I have with Inga are completely undeniable.
I thought I was ready to move on, but I'm not ready for that.
There we go. I think what you've done to Tristan isn't respectful.
But you did it to Miles with Maeva.
I knew Maeva was gonna be that woman for the rest of my life.
I even cut my friendship with Miles before I started getting with her.
You didn't warn me! Why would I warn you that
I fancied your fucking ex-girlfriend? Exactly.
Despite what happened between us and Sam...
I wish she'd never left, really.
In hindsight, did I make the right choice? Probably not. No.
How do you think that comes across?
You come across so shady. I don't understand
why you're getting so upset by it. I'm embarrassed for you.
He's only got eyes for me. I'm not interested in Tristan. Sure.
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