This programme contains strong language and adult themes.
You've been seeing Jazz. She didn't want to sleep with you. It's a problem.
Are you guys just friends? Yeah, we do text.
Send each other memes?! No.
It's a friendship.
Ah, if it isn't Chelsea's next top model.
If you're trying to, like, impress Jazz with coming
for me, I don't think you...
Just in the future, just behave yourself.
I just feel a little bit left out.
I don't think this is necessarily
all my fault. Because it always... Yeah, no,
I just keep hearing random things about you and Rez.
We were hammered and had a kiss.
Christ.
Kiss who I want.
With Tristan,
we do one step forward, two steps back.
I really just don't think Lauren's that into it with me.
Well, it is what it is. I agree.
Listen, you're in the Premier League, she's League One, I reckon.
I don't love that.
Focus on your business and stay out of mine.
You have to make the mistakes
and you're definitely making quite a few of them.
Just feel like the luckiest boy in the world right now.
I need to tell you to grow up.
I've told her countless times that I like her.
What you looking for? Someone athletic, likes sports.
Ticked all those boxes, haven't I?
What happened?!
I don't know, I was so hammered, and blackout.
Sorry, I'm going to get really sad. Just don't hurt her, that's it.
This is so bad, I don't know how you're not having a freak-out.
Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.
OK, Lauren, show me what you've got, my friend.
MUSIC: Boring by Garvie
Agh!
THEY LAUGH
OK, now, this I love.
Oh, that is cute. Cute. We just got this in.
I promise you,
you will not see anyone else in London with this bag.
This is stunning,
so what's the price for this as well?
It's £72,000. 72?
Yeah, £72,000. OK, OK, OK, OK.
I was having a lovely little time in the party. Were you? Oh, yeah.
Was that fun? Why?
I thought the spread that Lauren put on was delightful.
The drinks, they were heavily flowing, it was great.
Champagne was flowing. It was a good party. It was quite fun.
What do we think of the guest list?
Uh... I mean, my girlfriend was there so I was just...
Ah. Preoccupied. You're so annoying. I was just...
You guys are so in love. I know. Yeah, I know. No, look at her, aw.
I know, she loves you. I know, shut up.
Um, overall it was a fine party. I enjoyed it.
I had a bit of a strange conversation with Emily.
There's just a huge disconnect between her
and I at the moment, and it's sad.
I feel like she's been quite busy.
I feel like maybe she's not really called me or messaged me or really
been there a huge amount
when I broke up with my ex-boyfriend. Mm.
You know, her energy was quite patronising.
And then she sort of made comments being like,
"I've heard that Rez spent Christmas with you
"and that you were snogging him at the wedding."
And, like, "You can't be doing that."
And I said, "But I'm single, I can kiss who I want.
"What do you mean, I can't be doing that?"
Any more kissy-kissy? No.
He actually has just text me,
I'm going to go meet him shortly. Said it's important but...
Oh. Why? I don't know. Wants to catch up. So I'm going to...
Right, you must go, if it's important. Must go. I must go!
Must run off. You need to know if something is important.
Um, I'll see you guys later. Enjoy your tea.
Right, see you tonight. I'll see you tonight. What are you going to wear?
Ooh, something fun. Text me. I don't know. See you, guys.
See you later, bye, Ruby. Bye. Bye, have fun with Rez. Thanks.
Important.
It's important.
MUSIC: I Long For Your Love by Loose Teeth
Healthy competition. Yeah, we'll see now.
Big swing, whoa, aw. No flipping way.
Nice putt, brother.
Boom. He's done it. Boom.
This is exactly the invite I needed. It's like going to the pub.
See? We don't even need to play golf. I'm not... Hello, guys.
Ah. Little beer for the new dad over here.
Look at you. Small one?
All right, I'll finish that one off.
You all right with that? Ah. Is that the small one?
Do I get one? Yeah, you get yours if you want.
Thank you. I would like one. You going to pay me?
Mate, big old tab. Back you go.
Ah.
When I took Jazz on our first date, our only date,
she basically roasted me,
because the waiter took off two beers and I obviously...
Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to go,
"Damn it, he left two beers on there." Cha-ching.
I'm going to be like, "Yes, free money."
Yeah, you could just go... Not in front of her.
You don't have to do it in front of her. Not cha-ching.
So then that money saved should've been spent on flowers.
Yeah. Or something alike, yeah. True. I have to...
You're learning though. Yeah. You'll get there.
You have to make the mistakes and you're definitely making
quite a few of them. If you want advice,
go to Maeva. Honestly, she's a good advice giver.
Yeah. She is good. I don't need advice but
Maeva does seem to know what she's doing. She does.
Well, she does, because she chose me, didn't she?
Keeps him in line. She's just like, no offence...
She kept me like a bull by the horns back when I was your age.
Scary, right? You talk a big game.
What, I was scary? Jack, you don't know,
you were still in the womb, you were still in our dad's testicles.
Oh, yeah. Testes, yeah.
Do you know what? Normally I don't need advice,
but Jazz, it didn't go well once,
so I feel like this time round needs to be a lot better.
Yeah. And don't say kerching when the bill comes. Fucking idiot.
It's quite funny.
For the trophy! Ah! No!
Yes'ah! SHE LAUGHS
No way.
I think I did well to keep up with you.
Hats off to you, Lauren, that was really impressive.
It's nice to do some exercise
and sweat off everything after your birthday.
The party.? I had a good time.
Did you have fun? Yeah. Good.
You and Tristan, I saw you guys at the party looking cosy.
Yeah. Um... How's that going?
Look, I'm not going to lie,
I don't see us falling into a relationship, to be honest
with you, and it, it makes me sad cos I don't know why.
And I feel like it's definitely a me thing.
It's not you, it's me.
You know, I feel like I'm just not there and I don't know why.
I've such a lovely, good looking boy in front of me
who wants to be with me, who I get along with.
Yeah. And I just don't see that happening,
and I'm like, "What is wrong with me?"
Honestly, I love these dog walks
but he just goes a little bit crazy, look at him.
Yeah! Well, you better teach him better, then, hadn't you?
How do you actually feel about Freddie now?
Is, like, the door still completely closed or...?
As far as I'm concerned, we're talking fine as friends.
Surprise. Ah! Hello.
Hey, girls! Hello. Hey.
Aw! Oh, my goodness, hi!
So cute.
Hello. Doggie!
Yeah, the sweater was not my idea. Uh, Temps...
Stop it. Temps, I missed you.
I've seen this dog everywhere.
Haven't seen you in ages! Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know. But I've never met Rocky in the flesh.
So, what's new? I haven't seen you in a minute.
Not a lot. No?
Still very single.
Single.
What about you, last time I saw you, you had a girlfriend?
I did have a girlfriend. No longer?
No longer.
Nice, quiet, peaceful life.
What happened with you two chatting to each other?
Isn't there a bit...? Oh, for goodness' sake, Temps.
Ah, here we go. Isn't there a bit of history there, Jazz?
Wait, who? These two. Did you?
No, I wouldn't... Back in the day.
Yeah. So these two were talking before, they were supposed to go
on a date. No! Miles and I were out one night. Very, very innocently...
Yeah. ..Miles was talking to another girl in the...
The smoking area. ..outside of the club.
Yeah! And Jazz was going to come along,
and she saw him with another girl and...
That's why I didn't get out the car. ..dipped.
I was just with a friend. You didn't get out the car? No.
I was in a group of friends. Stop. And she was like,
"I saw you with another blonde," and I went,
"No, I know, but I wouldn't ask you to come somewhere if I was..."
She was like, "Driver, go." Yeah.
Do you know what? I was like, "Turn the car around."
Yeah, I'm out of here. Yeah.
Do you not ever think...? That's so good.
Do you not think, what if?
Oh, you're such a shit stirrer! For goodness' sake.
A shit stirrer or cupid? Yeah, actually, what if?
So...
I feel like we're going round the pot here, do you want to go out?
I feel like we could...
..we could hang out in another group situation and see.
Cos I don't actually know you that well,
so it would just be nice to...
So it really doesn't make sense to hang out in
a group if you want to get to know somebody.
THEY LAUGH True. True. I don't know.
Do you want to look at your feet any more?
Try looking at your diary instead of your feet. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'll have a think, yeah.
Do you want to go for a dog walk?
Actually, yeah, I would actually be down. There you go.
Yeah. Dog walk. Dog walk.
Uses the dog as bait.
Hey, it's the only way I get an answer, to be fair. Yeah.
It's a group. Immediately, yes.
Yeah. There's three of you. There's three of us. Exactly.
MUSIC: It Feels Good by Raphael Lake
I'll be back shortly. Thanks! Thank you! No worries.
Thank you for coming, by the way, Tina, it's so nice to meet you.
No, it's so nice to meet you. Have you not met before?
No, we've never met before. No. Really, not even on a night out?
No. So thanks for the invite.
No, I've been staying in, me. Have you?
You guys are so cute. Like, how long have you guys known each other?
Honestly, you guys are like this.
Well, I know Tina through my boyfriend, actually. Yeah.
Oh, yeah? So Tina and Cameron are like best friends.
So, I'm best friends with Verity's boyfriend. Oh, nice.
People don't quite understand the dynamic.
They're like, "What, so you're best friends and now...?"
It's not a Yas and Inga situation, is it? Oh, right, yeah.
Well, no, that's not going to be happening. No, no, no.
Oh, no, that won't be happening. These are real best friends, huh?
These are true best friends. And I look after her dog Aries,
it's so cute. Oh, my God, what kind of dog? A dachshund.
Aries doesn't like guys normally. No, no,
she has a real thing against men. Same, same.
Yeah, she's super protective of me.
She's like, "No, don't bite me."
THEY LAUGH
So, next week,
I am having a jazz night, where I'm going to be singing, so
you guys should come. Oh, wow. Oh, thank you.
I can picture it already. Yes. I love it.
Just you caressing the microphone. Honestly, it's... Caressing?
Yeah, I could just see her doing it. Well, she's not wrong.
Oh, right, OK. That's exactly what I'm going to do.
Yeah, that's what you do in jazz! Wait and see.
Yeah, it's going to be fun, sexy, vibes.
I've got a band and everything, so you'll hear me perform live. Oh, wow, that's so cool.
Nice. Oh, I love that. Nervous, though,
to perform in front of all my friends. That's so exciting.
You guys'll get a taster of it and then,
when I release my music in a few months, you'll be the first to hear.
So exciting. That's really cool. Congrats!
Yeah, so please do come. Yeah. Yeah.
Right, shall we talk business? Let's talk business, Yasmine.
I've got our pen and pad.
It's all very real now, we've got the pen and pad.
No, no, this is serious.
Hey, I must say, we joked about getting into business
with each other. Yeah.
Starting a podcast. I'm super excited about this.
We can't argue. I haven't been this excited about something ever.
It adds a new dimension to us, and it makes me love you more.
Aw, Yazzie. No, cos it gives us, like, you know... Yeah.
..you know, working on something together.
I wake up every day currently and I'm just so happy.
We went from fighting like absolute kids in Australia...
In Sydney. Yeah.
..to saying, "Hey, have you looked at this contract?"
Yeah. Also, I've never realised that
relationships can be like this, just happy. No, I know.
Like, I just wake up so happy.
Yeah. And it's real.
New chapter in life. It does feel like a big new chapter...
Yeah. ..that I'm excited about.
And I just feel like the luckiest boy in the world right now.
I love you so much. Like, I genuinely do.
Ah, Yazzie, I love you. You're my best friend.
Yeah. As well as boyfriend.
MUSIC: Studio 54 by TTSSFU
How you doing? Can I have a pint of lager, please?
Ruby. Rez just messaged me saying we needs to chat or something.
Yeah, he said the same to me.
Is he coming? Well, I mean, he's always late so...
He is notoriously late.
He is a strange man. Strange man.
Well, I've got you here, so how are you?
I'm good, yeah, I'm all right.
How's life? Yeah, yeah, good. Dating life?
Uh, I'm...not convinced.
Lauren?
I've told her countless times that I like her.
And you feel like...
And she's been like, "Oh, that's really great." No, she hasn't.
No, but you know, it's almost like telling some you love them
and them saying thank you. Obviously, I haven't said I love her.
No, no, I know. That's way too much. But I just like her. Aww.
I get it, I see why. But she doesn't like me. And that's...
But I think she does. No, she doesn't.
Hey, Reza. Oi, oi! Hi. Better late than never.
I'm always early. We didn't know if you were coming or not,
I thought you'd set us up here. Mate, got any room for me?
Well, yeah. Where's my beer? Here. Well, you were late.
There you go, Rez. There you go.
Cheers, fella. Thank you.
First, you didn't tell me that Ruby was coming.
Why? You didn't tell Ruby that Tristan was coming.
It's a weird one, I would say.
But I wanted to kind of see what your thoughts were.
James and Maeva's wedding, super fun.
Yeah. Great night. Great night. Very good night.
Absolutely epic scenes. Yeah.
We all went out, obviously after. Mm.
What you on about?
I had a weird call the other day.
From who? Oh, my God. From one of my mates.
Completely randomly in conversation,
we were talking about loads of other stuff then he went,
"Oh, you know, is that Sam Prince still with Yas?" And I was like,
"Oh, yeah, they're, like, super ready to go."
Happy, yeah. Yeah. And he was like,
"Oh, that's weird cos my mate's you know, my..."
His mate woke up one day
and found him in bed with her housemate.
And I was just like, "What?"
And the... That day?
I said, "When the hell are you talking about?"
And the dates added up to the wedding evening.
Oh, my God. So...
Oh, Sam. And I was like, "Whoa, hold on, no, it can't be true,
"it must've been last year or something." Oh, Sam.
And I was just thinking, I remember a lot
of weird stuff that night, and it kind of just adds up.
Sam has obviously gone home with someone,
because I had Yasmine blowing my phone up,
I woke up to 12 missed calls from her.
A million messages, I was calling the both of you saying,
"What the fuck happened to Sam Prince last night,
"cos I've got Yasmine asking me where he is?"
He didn't ring her till gone 2pm. Yeah.
But was texting her throughout the whole morning.
Sam wouldn't turn on his live location. Like, it's weird.
I think the point is we all know
this is a very bad possible situation.
This is so bad. Like, I don't know how you're not having a freak-out.
Well, I mean... Like, it's...he's....
"When I heard about Sam, I didn't want to hear it."
Do you know why I'm not having a freak out?
And I hate to say it, I'm not surprised.
I am not surprised. You know, I've seen this behaviour from Sam time and time again.
I think you just have to speak to Sam.
And I think you need to speak to him as soon as possible.
It's a conversation you have to have at the drinks tonight.
Ah, Sam, you're an idiot. What an idiot.
He's just fucked it.
MUSIC: Somebody by Chris Lake, FISHER, and Gotye
Well, I'm glad you finally turned up.
I got out the car this time. Great.
Bonjour. Bonjour. Comment allez-vous?
Tres, tres bien, et vous? Tres bien, merci.
HE ORDERS IN FRENCH
Super. Merci. Super.
HE LAUGHS
Guys, this is gorgeous, by the way.
Freddy? Yes, Maeva.
Question - what do you want from me?
Basically, me, Jack and James went to play mini-golf.
Just mini-golf by the way. Yeah, just mini-golf.
No drinking involved.
And anyway, the topic of conversation got onto Jazz.
OK, so I'm here because you want my advice.
I want to take her out on a date. I feel like...
I really want to be more than friends with her.
I'm going to take her to either a cooking course, get a bit dirty.
Yeah. Not yet.
Yeah? Not yet. Why not?
Because it's too, like...
Yeah, I'm intrigued. It's very, like...
You really need to take me seriously when I speak, though, because...
Yeah, sorry. ..if you keep doing this,
I don't think you are actually focusing. So please focus.
Sorry. Sorry.
Right. Focus.
First of all, you need to be more mature.
Yeah. Yeah, for sure.
What I know about Freddy is when he came to my house
the other day, he asked me if my son still shit his pants.
And he's one-year-old, mate. I mean, yeah.
Like, hello! Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
You know? Ooh-ooh!
Be more gentlemen. 'Gentlemen'? Be more gentlemanly.
You have to be a gentleman. You have to be a man.
Mm. OK? So if I need to give you a tip...
It's cos...
..I need to tell you to grow up. You're a nice guy,
but the thing is, it's like, you say comments
and sometimes it doesn't really make sense
and everything. So I'm thinking,
if I'm Jazz and you say things like that,
I'm like, "Oh, my God, that one, allez, ciao. Arrivederci."
So it's, it's a bit, like, I think you should be
a little bit more mature.
You still need to be fun and all that,
of course we love that. But just be...
I feel like part of my identity is being a bit, like,
I can like take the piss out of myself, you know?
Women, they...they want romance.
They want a guy, passionate.
They want a guy that is able to look in their eyes,
taking them seriously, listening to them - super important.
I hear you. And you're giving me good advice.
You came out here, you took time out of your day,
which I really, really appreciate to come and, like, call me a child.
Listen, I think that I wasted my time.
Fair enough.
Water for you, no drinking.
No drinking. I'm training.
Yeah, so how's that going? Yeah, no...
You must be really tired and exhausted.
Yeah, it's such a different style of training that I'm used to,
so I haven't been to the gym properly in, like, a month.
Are you getting withdrawals, from the weights? Little bit.
Yeah. I've lost, like, eight kilos of weight. Yeah, it's mad, so...
And didn't Temps go? Temps went.
I saw it on his story. Yeah. He had a T-shirt with my name on it.
Bless. It said, "Ice, Ice, Milesy." That's so cute.
Me and Lauren need to up our game here.
Yeah, 100%! Yeah.
So what about you? What is, like, your type?
What are you looking for?
Um, not necessarily, like, looking.
But, like, I'm a very active person. Mm.
I love sports. I can't sit at home all day and do nothing. Yeah.
Obviously, a lie-in is good. Mm.
Like, sleeping in, but, like, just on weekends.
On the week day, let's get up, let's make the bed,
let's go for a walk or something. I can't...
You're, like, militant. "Right, up, up, up, up, let's go!"
Ice bath. "6am. 50 press ups, get the ice bath."
No! "Babe, please, it's 5am, fuck off."
No, it's not that bad. OK.
But I just can't laze around and I feel like,
just someone, you know, athletic, likes sports.
Yeah. Healthy life. Yeah. Um... So kind of a gym guy.
Yeah. I feel like I would want to date someone
a little bit older than me. Older. Yeah.
I don't really do well
with dating someone younger than me. For some reason, I feel weird.
Yeah, so 28, athletic, wakes up, like, 6am, ice baths...
Fucking hell, I've just ticked all those boxes, haven't I?
Well, I think the French is a bit...
No, I'm joking. The French is too much? Yeah, OK.
MUSIC: Prove It To You by Brittany Howard
Up to no good again? No.
After last week. Just don't start a fight with Lauren. She's a...
No, you're right. ..feisty.
She is, I said sorry immediately, I was like, "Hey..."
You did, actually, you did put... I'm trying to.
It's good to put your hands up and just...
Look, I put my hands up and just own it.
It's honestly the best course of action across the board. Yeah.
In life. Um, I don't know what
the hell's going on with that girl, honestly.
So where do you stand with her now?
I don't know. Obviously, her birthday was fun,
but haven't really spoken since then.
Also I feel like she reels you in
and then just suddenly lets you go again.
I get reeled in very easily by her, yeah. Mm. I'm reeled. Yeah.
I'm 'relt'. Is that an adjective? Mm. Ah, we'll take it.
I feel like I haven't seen you in so long.
I know, I feel like I don't even know you these days.
What?! It's not been that long. Yeah, it has been long.
It's been, I want to say, like, a good few months,
which is so weird for us.
What's been going on?
Ruby mentioned that you guys had a bit of a heated conversation.
Basically, you guys have been to Sydney.
Mm. And, you know, created this little group
and I felt a tiny bit left out, to be honest with you.
I think she just feels,
well, she mentioned that she feels like you haven't really reached out
to her, either. I am the one that makes the effort.
You guys will sort it out,
and I think it is a bit of a miscommunication with
the both of you two.
And also, I don't want you to feel left out.
To be fair, if we don't sort it out,
then it was never a proper friendship anyway. Exactly.
Do you know what I mean, like? Also, you will sort it out.
It's not that deep. I mean, yeah.
So how have you been? How's your relationship with Sam?
Good. You look very happy.
Thank you! No, we are, we're, like...it's so nice.
Well, good, I hope he knows how lucky he is to have you.
I know.
I think we should just focus on work. No girls.
Just, yeah, a little bit of girls. Nah, not, no girls.
No. Ah, yeah.
It's been a chaotic time for all of us.
Hello. Hey. Ruby and Rez.!
Hello. Hello. What's going on, Rubes?
Well, I think Rez has something to say.
Yeah, I don't really know how to put this, mate.
Look, I got a call the other day.
My mate's brother's friend basically caught you in bed
with her housemate not long ago,
I think it was the night after James and Maeva's wedding.
And I didn't want to go round the houses
and fucking Yas hearing stuff.
So we just wanted to kind of bring it to you
and see what your thoughts were.
Could be a complete mistake. Whatever, just...
Basically air it before it... Just air it before it gets out of hand.
So you got a call from who? I got a call from one of my mates.
Yeah, that's true, that happened. Fucking hell, Sam.
Well, if it didn't, it didn't, mate. Did or it didn't? It did happen?
I did... Yeah, yeah, I woke up there at midnight, ran home. Fuck, Sam.
You what, sorry? Yeah. I woke up there,
I remember waking up there and I was just blackout.
Yeah, cos this is the thing.
Because Yasmine was messaging all of us. Yeah, I know.
She was so worried about you,
no-one could get hold of you that night. Yeah.
But what happened?
I don't know, I was fucking hammered and tired and I was just,
wasn't even in London and I just got in the cab
and I just ended up there.
That's not going to make Yas feel great.
Yeah, that's going to be fucked.
Yeah.
Where are you going?
I'm taking my mic off, I've said my piece, own it.
What, you...? Listen, you got to get on top of this now.
Yeah, yeah, but I want to get out of here.
No, no, look, I've said my piece.
And it's a conversation I have with Yas,
I'm not doing this whole dramatic thing.
Can I just go? I'm not filming.
Well, I'm not going to lie,
I expected more of a fight, to be honest.
There's no fight left. He obviously feels awful.
Mm, no. He's being a bastard.
No, he got rumbled.
What's going on? Oh, golly.
Think Sam's gone that way
and I think he really wants to speak to you.
Yeah, Sam wants to speak to you, I think he's gone looking for you.
What's happened, guys? What's going on? Oh, fuck.
No, no, no. Yeah, yeah... No, I'm not...
It's for Sam to have the conversation with you. You guys need to have a conversation.
Have a chat. Very... About what? You need to have a conversation
between the two of you now. It's not for us to say. It's not our place.
Sam, what's going on?
Sam needs to have a chat.
SAM: Can I chat to Yas about it?
Yeah. That's fine. YAS: What's going on?
What's going on, Sam?
What's going on?
Whose? Like, I honestly can't remember her name I was so hammered.
What happened? I can't even remember what happened.
But I just know that I did wake up there,
and I sketched out and then ran home. So what happened?
I was so tired and blackout... What happened?
I don't know what happened. I was just so hammered and blackout,
and I don't know what happened. And I'm sorry about it.
It didn't mean anything, I'm sorry, with all my heart, I'm sorry.
It didn't mean anything? Didn't mean anything, I promise you.
What happened?
I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened. But I was fucking hammered.
So tell me now. I don't know, I was so fucking drunk and tired and jet-lagged.
So what's going on, they all seem to know something.
Rez found out from someone. Found out what? What happened?
I don't know, Rez finds out everything. But what happened?
I left Raffles and I went back to her house. Whose?
I don't know her name, Yasmine. I don't even know.
And I'm sorry about it.
If I was stood here and you'd just found this out about me,
you would never speak to me again, ever, would you?
No. So why should I speak to you again?
And that's your choice, but I love you
and I think we have something really incredible.
But if you thought that, you wouldn't have done that.
I'm honestly so embarrassed. So embarrassed by you.
I can't get over you. Like, I'm literally speechless,
I have no emotion. Cos, honestly, I'm in, like, shock.
Absolute shock.
I'm sorry, with all my heart. I'm so sorry I felt...
Oh, honestly, fuck this.
Yep. Looking down the left arm, please.
Little toe.
Let's fucking go, bro. Sick.
Hello. Hello.
How are you?
Yeah, good, how are you? Yeah, good, thanks.
Good. Good.
I mean, obviously we're here today...
Yeah. ..for Yas.
Because we're both good friends with her.
Yeah. So I think we just have the crisis coffee. Yeah.
For her situation rather than...
Ours. ..bellowing on about ours.
I agree. I know.
Be intrigued to see where her head's at today.
MUSIC: Keep Your Head by David O'Dowda
We had a night last night. Yeah. It was a night.
I heard a little bit.
Wild. If you go home with a girl, from a nightclub,
and you sleep in their bed, that's cheating.
And that is complete disrespect. There's no two ways about it.
Guys! Lauren! How are you? The barnet is out. Good to see you.
Mwah. Looking fresh.
Oh. You've seen the new barnet. No. You've not seen it? Not like...
Fringe. I mean, it was dark at your birthday.
Can't see the haters, you know? Yeah, yeah, hate blockers.
We went for the jumper today, both you and I.
Cosy. And the combats, Lauren.
How are you guys? What have I missed? What's going on?
Well, I don't know where to start. They've got something to tell you.
There's a couple of updates. Get your popcorn out. What?
It turns out that Sam was caught in someone else's bed,
and it was a female - after James and Maeva's wedding.
That's kind of where we're at right now. Does Yas know?
She does now. Yeah.
Oh, my God, she must be devastated.
The worst thing about it is at the wedding he was, like,
talking about how happy he was with Yas, and how much he loves her.
She was so happy when I last saw her,
that makes me really sad. Like, why does he insist on having
a girlfriend if he's, like, always hurting them?
Like, you can just be single and do this,
and have peace in your life,
and you can hook up with who you want to hook up with.
Yeah. You know? You can do that without having to explain yourself
to anyone. Like, why is he picking women he's not ready for?
I don't understand.
Mate, very impressed. Thanks, brother.
I must say, though, it's pretty cold in here,
I don't know why you elected to take your shirt off.
Well, it's by choice, obviously.
Yeah, it's just me, mate, you don't need to flex the muscles for me,
don't you worry.
Anyway, what's been going on with you? I actually went on a date.
Really? Yeah. Jazz and I were supposed to go on a date,
like, two years ago and we never did. Yeah.
So we went out and we had some French food,
and just chilled and just had a kind of nice little catch-up,
which was nice.
So you went on a date with Jazz? Yeah, I had a date with Jazz, yeah.
Sick, happy for you, mate. Is that weird?
Oh, I don't know. A little bit. I don't know, like,
obviously I have no grounds to care. Yeah.
But Freddy, does he know much about it?
I don't know. I mean, I don't really know what
the situation is with Freddy and Jazz.
Well, they... She told me that they're just friends.
I know, but, like, he's been going after her.
She sees it as friends. Really?
But he's been making moves for...
Like, he brought me down in front of her.
No. And tried to make a fool out of me.
So he's grafting for her
and he's told me that he's interested.
As I was aware, they were over ages ago. I mean, they...
I don't even know if they ever really begun.
That's what I thought, so for me... But in his head, the boy's...
Is he lost? Yeah, a little bit, a little bit. Oh, my God.
So, is there going to be a second date? I think so,
we said we'd do something again. Happy for you, mate.
Thanks, mate. Watch out for our little Freddy, though, you know?
Might try and get his claws in the situation.
I mean, look, at the end of the day, it's up to,
you know, it's up to Jazz. Yeah.
MUSIC: Better Way To Live by Kneecap
How's your love life, then, Freddy?
It's getting there. Last night,
went to see Maeva and Jack,
apparently they think I need advice.
Because the last time didn't go so well with Jazz, obviously.
Well, don't take advice from Maeva, but OK.
Hi!
Hello. Hi!
How are you? Good. Mwah. How are you?
I'm good. Hi. Jazz. How are you?
Ah, good to see you.
And you. Nice. Like the blonde.
Thank you. Yeah, looking great.
How are we, guys? Good.
We have been gossiping all about you. Literally.
Is it? I've been telling
a lot of people that I should take you on a date.
Yeah, how do you feel about that?
I feel like...
Sorry, shouldn't do this in front of you guys actually, bit awks.
Do you mind if we have this convo?
Yeah, we'll leave you to it. Yeah. Freddy, you've got this.
That is not a good start, is it? No. Let's go. Yeah.
Yes, do it. Go on, Temps. Lovely as always.
Bye, Fred. Yes, lovely to see you, you look gorgeous.
I think, Jazz, you know I fancy you, that's pretty obvious, right?
No, I didn't. You didn't know that?
No. We have been speaking quite a lot...
Mm. ..as mates, so, like...
Yeah. ..from my end, right,
when we were texting about, like, the Hugo stuff,
you were like, "I wanted to back my mate."
And like, "bro and mate and bro and mate..."
Well, yeah! So in my head... I literally said 'bro' once
and you know it, you know exact... Twice, right?
You said 'bruh'! Bruh?
And then... OK.
..like, I don't know, I just feel like this whole time,
I've been under the impression that we were friends.
Mm-hm. But I feel like
maybe as a mate is not really where I would want to be.
Yeah. I feel like... I get that, I get that.
I'd be interested in pursuing something more romantic,
you know? If you're up for it.
If not, totally cool. We should go out, do something fun.
Do you know what I mean?
Freddie, I wish you would've told me earlier,
cos this is just, like, terrible timing.
I went on a date last night.
Ooh. And now I just feel like a dick. Who?
I just feel like a dick. By the way, tell me, it's interesting.
I like hearing this shit.
I went out for dinner with Miles.
OK. You know his track record, right?
Yeah. Have you ever seen it work out? Mm...
Do you think you're going to be the girl to change his heart?
No, and I don't think... Are you going on another date?
I think so. This is coming from a good place.
Watch out for Miles. I feel like he's going to hurt you.
You think? 100%.
It's nice to see you.
Yeah, I mean, I feel like we haven't actually spoken.
No. I think... Since my birthday, let's be honest.
Yeah. I've just been a little bit like,
you know what, I'm just going to take a step back cos...
Yeah. I know how I feel about you
and I can read the signs and it's...
It's hard, because from my position, like,
I have got feelings for you. I do like you.
Yeah. And that's fine that we're not on the same page,
but I have to be realistic about that.
Because it's starting to get to
the stage where I'm not feeling great about it.
I just feel like there's this, like, pressure on it.
Yeah, and I don't want it to be.
Because, you know, of how certain you feel.
It's just... It's just, you know,
we can talk about it like adults. Yeah.
You know exactly what you want.
I'm not 100% as clear as you. I'm not. OK, that's fine, no.
I'm just not, and I'm sorry if that's hard to hear.
I know, I... I just don't know. And I don't know if that's
because I'm just scared to open up with someone.
Like, I don't know if I'm scared to go there with someone.
Sorry, I'm going to get really sad but. No,. don't.
It just makes me feel bad, to be honest.
Because I just don't know if I have, like...
I'm just, like, terrified to get into a relationship
with someone, to be honest. I...
And I don't know why, I'm just... But I understand.
I've been like that for years.
I understand the same. I understand exactly what...
..what you're feeling. I went through a relationship last year
and it's a lot for me to open up to someone again in that capacity.
Yeah. So I see that in you and I,
you know, I respect massively the woman you are,
and I think you are strong, very strong.
But there's a wall up, for sure.
I don't know what I want right now.
I'm trying to figure out how I feel and...
And that's absolutely fine.
..I don't want you to feel dragged through it, you know?
Cos it's only making you more frustrated.
I think, until you know how you feel about me
and what you're looking for in the future,
I think we're better as friends.
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Lovely coffee. Lovely coffee.
Hello. Hi.
Hey. How are you?
How are you? How are you? How are you both?
Good, how are you?
Yeah. More importantly.
I... Look, I think
I have not been fully honest, like...
..about the whole situation.
I wasn't sure if I wanted to be with Sam after we got back.
After we got back from where? Sydney.
Oh, wow, OK.
And we were going through a time where it was like we didn't...
..we had a low and I was like, "Look, do I want to be with you?
"I don't know."
And we were just going through this really weird time.
We weren't really together. I was kind of
deciding whether I wanted to be with Sam,
and everything changed.
And then all of this has now come out and resurfaced,
and I didn't know what to do.
I didn't know what to say at Embargo's,
I just wasn't expecting it. And we came out of that,
and we're better than ever. Wait, so you already knew about it?
I knew about that night, but I just ignored it,
it didn't happen in my life. I was like, I've parked it.
He was telling me at the wedding when we were there,
"Yas and I are the happiest we've ever been. She's the love of my life."
But sometimes that's what Sa...
Well, we were, we've always been in love. I've always loved Sam.
No, I've never said you don't. I'm just...
I'm... Well... I don't really know what to say,
I think I more just wasn't expecting that.
No, I did know, that's why I've been weird.
Like at Embargo's, I didn't even go for a drink.
And you're promising us, yeah, that he has not got into your head
and you've made up this whole thing to make it look like...?
No, Emily! You promise that you've not... I promise.
..not just, like, colluded with him to soften the blow?
No, that's what happened.
Shit happened and now I'm in a happy place.
It's like, I want to move forward from this
and it's just a shame that maybe we didn't really express
where we were at the time.
But you were completely having
a freak out that morning about his whereabouts.
I was. I freaked out still,
cos I was obviously I still love...
..we still love each other and I love him.
And I'm still freaking out as the thought of it is never nice.
Even when you just break up. I'm not saying we were fully, like...
..it's not like we had a break-up.
It was just messy. It was a messy time,
and now I'm happy and it's just like,
I don't want to dwell on something that
I've kind of moved passed months ago.
Yeah.
I mean, it's your relationship, it's your...
Yeah. Yeah, it's your life. ..your choice.
I mean, yeah.
Girls. Hi. How are we? Hey.
Hello. Hello.
OK? Yeah, I'm OK. You OK?
I'm so confused. So confused.
We don't tell you guys everything.
We went through a really bad patch after Christmas,
it was not good between us.
And we didn't want to share that with you guys.
Look, I think we'll leave you guys to...
We'll leave you guys to it. ..hash this one out. Yeah.
Or rekindle or whatever you want to do.
But, yeah, we'll see you soon. See you later.
See you soon, bye. Bye.
I think this is so difficult to understand -
our relationship has come a long way in the last three months.
Nobody has any idea,
and do you know what? It's not really anyone's business.
It's my life and I'm happy now and I want us to move forward.
I know I've always said in the past I'm happy,
but this is honestly a happiness that I've never felt so secure.
And I'm so in love with you,
I love you more than anything.
And I'm so lucky to have this relationship with you.
And I honestly am so grateful, and I'm sorry.
# And you might find night-time the right time for kissing
# My time is right time for just reminiscing
# Love is my love
# My love is your love
# As your love for nobody else. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I feel like,
at least we were both on the same page yesterday.
I think we were both, like, "Forget our issues, this is bigger."
There's bigger things going on. Yeah. Bigger fish to fry.
SHE SIGHS
I was quite speechless. I think, me and you were,
we were looking at each other like, "This can't be real."
I was looking at you, because I was like...
I didn't... I couldn't believe what I was hearing.
It made me upset. Like, it made me sad.
Because I feel like Yas is just trying to protect Sam
and protect their relationship, and I get that.
I get how people become defensive over their relationship
and sometimes you feel like everyone's on the attack.
Yeah, I get that. I want her to know that that's not the case.
She obviously felt embarrassed,
which is why she didn't want to tell anyone
because she was embarrassed of what Sam did.
And they sort of concocted this weird, like, lie.
That is just not OK. It's not normal.
Like, she's just sort of setting a precedent
and she's saying, like, "I'm fine..."
"With you cheating on me." "..with you doing this and..."
"I'm going to accept it." What the fuck?
I'm sad that she feels the need to... Hello.
Hello. How are you? Hi. Emily, how are you, babe?
Obviously, the other night was wild.
It's, like... I just think that, like...
Yas' face, I felt so bad for her.
Yas' face? Yeah, she was... Well, I wouldn't worry.
I wouldn't worry! Why?
She knew about it the whole time.
Uh? They've hashed it out.
What? They knew about this weeks ago.
They also apparently weren't together when he woke up in someone
else's bed. Whoa, whoa, wait, hold on, hold on. So wait,
wait, wait, wait. When Yas was with us, she knew what was happening?
Yes. When she looked very upset and beside herself and...
But Sam ran away and was like, "Oh, I don't know,
"I was blackout, I'm really sorry, Yas." Wait, what?
They've discussed it. That was a pantomime? No.
Did we witness a pantomime? I think we got front row.
I think it's a crock of shit, to be honest, but...
I don't know why Yas is doing that, do you think...?
I don't know why. She loves him, and she's trying to protect
the relationship that she wants to make work.
The actual truth will come out. It's just a matter of when.
You were amazing up there, honestly. Ah. I was very shocked.
Guys... You were amazing. Thank you.
Very good. And also thanks for being a great audience, oh, my gosh.
I was... It was so nerve-racking performing in front of friends.
I was doing the classic. I saw you.
Yeah. I saw you. Just a click and a bounce, isn't it?
That's all you have to do -
# Duh-duh-duh-duh... # And a bit of the...
THEY SCAT
Yeah, it's good. I enjoyed it. Yeah.
I do have a lot to tell you.
Oh, no, good or bad?
Actually got into it with Tristan, like, unexpectedly.
Like, there's basically been an elephant in
the room every time we hang out.
And it's that we're just in different places.
I don't know why I'm just not feeling like taking
the next step right now.
I don't know if I'm just not ready, if I'm scared,
if it's not the right match for me but...
So you guys are, like, done, finished?
Yeah, I think we agreed to be friends for now.
I'm not going to lie, like,
seeing him here, it's hard, you know? His little, like, puppy eyes.
I just want to, like, hang out. The puppy eyes!
I just want to give him a hug and be with him. You can give him a hug.
I know, but I don't know if he wants me to, you know?
Was he really sad as well?
Yeah, he looked upset. Yeah.
Oh. What about you?
What's going on with you and all the boys that just love you?
So I ended up following through with the date with Miles.
I showed up and it was like this French dimly lit restaurant.
THEY LAUGH
They start speaking French and I'm like,
"Wait..." Dinner is always nice, right?
I'm not going to complain about getting a dinner.
Like, did you like him in a romantic way at all or no?
Yeah, I think it's really early days
and I feel like I'm in my head a little bit,
and I shouldn't be. Because Freddy,
having been out with Miles the night before,
and Freddy just goes, "I need to ask you out on a date."
And I was like, "Oh, fuck."
I didn't think that he would want to pursue me again
after how I treated him last time so...
It took a good looking French man for him to get the courage.
He was like, "He will not treat you with respect.
"Have you seen his track record?"
Then I was like, "Listen, I've just been on one date with the guy."
Just one very romantic, candle lit dinner,
where he spoke French, what's the big deal?
THEY LAUGH
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Hey, guys. Ah, hello mate. Long-time no see, mate.
I'll have a negroni, please, sir.
You want a gro. A what? A negroni?
Oh, I thought you were the waiter.
Sorry, do I look like a waiter to you, mate?
Yes. Really? That's why I said it.
Oh, you do, you do.
So, Miles, how is good old Jasmine?
Jazz? Yeah. She's lovely, yeah.
Yeah? She's good. Yeah, just had a nice little date.
French restaurant. French restaurant.
Yeah. It was supposed to be a dog walk,
but then turned into a French restaurant.
I don't know how I do those things, it just happens. Just look at him.
He's got the je ne sais quoi. Too good. That's right.
Is that good pronunciation? Yeah, it was good.
It's funny, I saw Jazz yesterday and this was the first I heard of it.
Obviously, Jazz is a good friend of mine.
OK. Just, I know you, Miles. I love you, but I know you.
I know you can be sometimes with women a bit, like,
not leading them on a bit.
OK. But you tend to hurt girls. OK, OK, what's...?
You tend to hurt girls. All I'm saying is, Miles...
Freddy, Freddy, one sec. If you hurt Jazz, it's not going to be...
Freddy, Freddy, Freddy. "I'll hurt you."
Freddy, one second, OK? First of all...
Oh, God. ..you don't know me well enough to say,
"I know how you treat girls."
That's not a thing at all you should be saying to me.
I know, sorry. Respectfully, if you think I am a friend to you,
you should not be saying that. Second of all,
if you come up to me like now,
and ask me, "How did the date go?",
Jazz and I had a lovely date. It's not super serious,
it's not a big thing, we're adults,
we're going to see what happens.
And I'm very clear, when something doesn't work out,
don't worry, I know what I'm doing.
Just don't hurt her, that's it.
She told me very clearly that you guys were just friends
and there was nothing there. And... Well.
Also... Yeah.
..my date with Jazz concerns me.
Just don't have to give me an excuse to say I told you so.
I just think that it'd be really nice to organise a girlie weekend.
So down. To get Yas away from everything.
Yeah. And just to regroup.
Hi. Hi. Hey, guys. Hi.
Hey, guys, I just wanted to... Hello. Hello, how are you?
I can't believe you guys are here, it's brave.
Obviously I wanted to come over, I think we spoke yesterday,
and it was all confusing
and I did want to come over to you guys.
Obviously, you guys are my closest friends here. Yeah.
And I want you guys
to know that I am happy in this current state.
And we have been happy.
I want people to now accept it, that we're OK,
and I just want to move on with this.
I get that, I do just struggle to accept that...
..firstly, I just struggle to believe you both.
Why do you care so much?
Because I care for Yas. Cos you don't actually care.
Yes, I do. OK. I do care. I care that she's
with someone that doesn't sleep with other women.
I know, but we were going through a time when we were...
We didn't tell you, Emily, because this is your reaction.
We didn't want to tell anyone in the group.
What do you think I'm going to do, say, "Well done, do it again"?
No, but I'm saying, at the same time, we've dealt
with this. We were not in a good place. We weren't together really,
we were figuring it out. But no-one knew that. I know.
You must remember that. I get that and no-one knew that.
You weren't together really or you were together or not together - which was it?
SAM: We weren't together. We weren't. And we were figuring it out, not on bad terms.
You were saying you guys were great at the wedding.
SAM: Because I can't fucking trust you, that's the thing.
You know, it's so annoying when people keep chiming in to everything. Just let us be.
Yas, listen, no-one wanted to chime in,
but you've got to admit, it's a little bit confusing.
Yeah, I get it, it's confusing. No?
SAM: For the first time I can stand here and say I'm actually fucking happy.
REZ: But, dude, you were saying that to me and the boys at the wedding,
so you can understand why we're perplexed. Because he wasn't sure that I wanted to be with him,
and he was struggling with that and things. So go and shag someone else, great.
Do you really think I'm going to be standing here if Sam's cheated on me?
I've been through so much with Sam, I'm not a mug, I'm a strong person.
I have so many people backing me in my life,
I don't need to be with a man that's a cheater.
I have to say that now and that's making me angry.
How are you fine with him fucking another girl?
Because we weren't together.
And as her friends, maybe we should just, like, leave it now.
Let it go, this is just so ridiculous now.
To me, it seems like you've concocted a story after
the nightclub
and actually, if that's what you guys want to do, then fine,
because you guys want to protect your relationship and hey,
again, that's fine. OK, well, if you're going to continue saying
that concocting a story, then you're not really my mate, Rez.
Anyway, you two, I don't have a problem with you,
but I'm not going to stand here any further.
So, how's Miles? I mean, I'm enjoying his company.
Did he hold you like that?
Is he actually friend zoned? This is very flirty, Jazz.
People automatically think that I've cheated when I haven't cheated.
I see the same guy standing in front of me, I don't see any growth.
I just feel like you guys don't seem the happiest.
You don't need to lash out like that. You don't need to low blow.
I'm really worried for our future if it's starting like this.
I reckon a double date.
We have to wing man each other.
I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, I'm Ruby.
I expect way more from a friendship.
The Ruby stuff, it took me over the edge, mate.
This is the behaviour... Don't talk about behaviour, Lauren, please.
..that stopped me from wanting to commit.
We were never in something to end!
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