1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,200 This programme contains strong language and adult themes 2 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:09,920 Be accountable! 3 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:12,360 Just tell her the truth and we can all get on with our lives. 4 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,880 There was a little kiss. 5 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:15,800 Oh! 6 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:17,320 What is your situation with Lauren? 7 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:19,520 We had an adult sleepover. 8 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:20,960 She can't keep her bloody hands off me. 9 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,440 He's obsessed with me. 10 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,080 Our story wasn't finished in London. 11 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:25,640 Our story? 12 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,280 I've had a great trip with you, Lauren. 13 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,640 Jaz and I literally just decided we're going to go on a date. 14 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,640 Listen, Freddy, I feel weird dating someone younger than me. 15 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,160 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you as well, bro. 16 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,440 Look, I'm going back to Sydney for a few weeks and I just met you. 17 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:40,880 Hugo and Isabella, you look quite cute in the corner. 18 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,280 I am happy at the moment. 19 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,280 So when you sent me this long paragraph saying, 20 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,520 "You mean a lot to me", OK, that gives a girl hope. 21 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,560 Who does more of the wedding planning here? 22 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:51,520 Me. Let's be honest, it's Maeva's wedding, really. Yeah. 23 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:53,200 Maeva's wedding featuring James. 24 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,200 Yeah, on the invite. Come here, baby, want to kiss me? 25 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,080 No. 26 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,520 What's going on? I can't do it, Sam. 27 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:03,520 Nothing bums me out more than a girl getting treated badly by a boy. 28 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,680 I know there's a lot of love there between him and I. 29 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,320 I don't think you should entertain it any more. 30 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,680 I want to show you how much I love you. 31 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:13,080 Oh, my God! 32 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,400 Want to spill some tea, Ruby? With what? You two have kissed? 33 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:17,400 He was my boyfriend of ten years, Bella, 34 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:18,800 I do not owe you an explanation. 35 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,520 I've had the best time out here with you 36 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,880 and its honestly been, like, life-changing. 37 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:23,920 Love you. 38 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:26,640 You were kissing me days after you were kissing her. 39 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,400 I shouldn't be dragged into this mess! 40 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:32,600 It's annoying that you're very cute. 41 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,720 I feel really awkward! 42 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,080 You know I fancy you, that's pretty obvious right? 43 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,440 Please don't say I said anything. 44 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:40,040 I only ever wanted to marry YOU. 45 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,840 I'm going to get really sad. 46 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:43,120 We were never in something to end. 47 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,040 I'm not a mug, I don't need to be with a man that's a cheater. 48 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,360 This is so bad, I don't know how you're not having a freak-out. 49 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,640 What happened?! 50 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,360 I'm worried for our future if it's starting like this. 51 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:05,960 SONG: Millionaires by The Snuts 52 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:33,040 Come here, boy. Yes! Hello. Mm, yep, love you, boy. 53 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,200 James, what are you doing? 54 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:59,160 Baby, I'm telling everyone how happily married I am. 55 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,040 We're supposed to be on our honeymoon right now, 56 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:04,040 not in Chelsea. Isn't that your brother over there? 57 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,560 Oi, you absolute melons, what are you doing?! 58 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:07,920 Oh, Jesus Christ. 59 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,120 Freddie says it's the fastest way to get around. 60 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,480 No, I've got a car that says otherwise. 61 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,480 I know a short cut, don't worry. 62 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,000 Should we get married in there? 63 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,200 One thing at a time, sweetie. 64 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,360 One thing at a time, sweetie. 65 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,760 Dog. Dog. 66 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,520 Marriage. Marriage. 67 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,640 Babies. Babies. 68 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:30,920 Wait, this is so cute. This one, how much? Add to basket. 69 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,960 Such a good boy. 70 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,800 Official dog dad. 71 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,120 God, it suits you, fatherhood. 72 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,480 Happy couple. Thank you. Very happy couple. Yeah. 73 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,920 You guys both looked stunning on the day, I have to say. 74 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,400 Yeah, you both looked amazing. 75 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,760 And Jack, he... Nailed it. ..nailed his speech. 76 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,240 My brother? Incredible speech. 77 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:52,200 Emotional. He is actually on his way, he's going to join us. 78 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:54,000 Three Taylors at the table - we're outnumbered. 79 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,640 We are outnumbered. 80 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,800 Hi, guys. Hi, guys, sorry we're late. 81 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,600 Freddy was staring at himself in the mirror for about an hour, so. 82 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,840 You were watching, so. 83 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,240 Is there a blossoming romance going on between the two of you? 84 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:06,560 Yeah. Well, I think so. We met in the summer. 85 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,360 Actually, through James. 86 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,440 Sorry! 87 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,080 We had a little summer fling. 88 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,760 Listen, this man is the closest thing to a boyfriend while being 89 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,640 a friend. I love this guy. 90 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,880 Aww, sweet. Freddy, how did you enjoy the wedding? 91 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,080 You should've been my plus one, I'm sorry. 92 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:21,920 That's fine. Jack brought a girl, didn't he. 93 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:23,880 Jack did bring a girl. Did you? Yes, a best friend. 94 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,520 I've sort of noticed this. Jack only has female friends. 95 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,120 Freddy doesn't understand the concept of girl mates. 96 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:32,880 I just think, it's just fake. You both want to sleep with each other. 97 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,480 I was going to give you props, actually, 98 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,680 because you have been seeing Jaz, who's your friend. 99 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,480 Problem is, she doesn't want to sleep with you 100 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,960 and you want to sleep with her so... That's true, yeah, 101 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 that is a problem that I have that I've overcome right? 102 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,400 She's a friend. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, a friend 103 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,480 I would want to go there with. 104 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,440 Obviously, look at her, she's gorgeous. 105 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:51,600 She likes a man with a chiselled jawline, I will say that. 106 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:54,000 Hugo, he's obviously good looking but he treats her like... 107 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,840 He was an arsehole. 108 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,400 How's everything with you? 109 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:01,880 Yeah, I'm good. I am good. 110 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,320 Nice. 111 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,760 Last time I saw you was obviously at the wedding. 112 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,000 Yeah. And I saw you... 113 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,760 Saw me what? 114 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,280 You know what I'm about to say. Quite close. 115 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,360 With Reza? With Rez, yeah. 116 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,200 I didn't leave things in Sydney on the best note 117 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,640 with Rez, but since coming back, 118 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,440 we have spoken and seen each other, we're cool. 119 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,240 We're good, we're great friends. 120 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:25,680 So, nothing happened at the wedding with Rez, right? 121 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,200 Yeah, that's... I thought we were being honest? 122 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,600 I am being honest. No, nothing happened. 123 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:33,960 We sometimes drink and we get close. 124 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,760 Yeah, but friendly kisses are fine. 125 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:36,960 Friendly kisses are fine. 126 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Oh, OK. 127 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,680 I'm just trying to figure myself out. 128 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,320 Figure out what I want, who I want, what I want. 129 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,160 I am wanting to get married, like, I am looking. 130 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,600 You know, kind of do just want to move forward 131 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:51,480 with my life, if I'm honest. I'm here to find a husband. 132 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,280 Um... Anyone on that table over there? 133 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,400 I shouldn't be saying this, actually, should I, 134 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,040 because Rez will get pissed off. 135 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:06,960 We have a pink number. Oh, wait, let me see this! 136 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,960 I think it's beautiful. It's a strong option, I think. 137 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,360 I am so excited to experience a Lauren Sintes birthday. 138 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,520 I do love a birthday, I'm not going to lie. 139 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:21,400 The attention's on you, what's bad about that? I have invited Hugo. 140 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,360 Aww. That's nice. Yeah. 141 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:27,000 We're on good terms. Yeah. We just agreed to be friends. 142 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,920 OK. So, what's going on in your love life? 143 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:34,120 Can I be honest? Not much. It's a little, like, 144 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,640 frustrating because it feels like with Tristan, 145 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,920 we do one step forward, two steps back. 146 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,280 I got some messages from him where 147 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,240 he's like, "I just feel like we're not in 148 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,320 "the same headspace, I really like you, 149 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:47,840 "it's becoming a problem for me." 150 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:51,200 And I'm like, "Wait, wait, wait. Like, I thought we were good?" 151 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:55,080 The reaction felt a little 0-100, like, very intense. Mm. 152 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,640 You know, and it is sad because, you know, 153 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:00,760 I did see potential in Tristan and I and... 154 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:04,760 I did, too. ..I'm a little bit unsure now. 155 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:08,560 Just, like, for your birthday I got you a yacht and for mine, 156 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,640 you got me, like, a bad attitude. 157 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:14,000 MUSIC: Fantasneeze by Bombay Bicycle Club 158 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,680 I think you need to put the collar a bit down. 159 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,520 Have you ever worn one before? 160 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:24,720 When I was, like, 161 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:26,800 12 my mum used to dress me in polo necks. 162 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:29,240 You need to send her a picture of what I'm wearing today. 163 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,280 Should I take a picture quick now? Yeah. 164 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,560 Smile, say "First day at school". Hi, mum. 165 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:34,920 Also like the fact we're matching. 166 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,000 I know, I didn't plan it or anything. 167 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,600 It's good that I have a girlfriend and stylist all in one, you know? 168 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,080 It's great. I know, it's great. 169 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,320 I was trying to get a haircut yesterday and you're like, 170 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,720 "No, no haircut." No, I like the hair longer. You like it longer. 171 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,680 But hey, do what you want. Ah, OK, yeah. 172 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:50,320 So guess who's birthday is coming up. Who's? Lauren. 173 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,200 Oh, Lauren, how is she? 174 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,240 I think she's great. I haven't caught up with her yet. 175 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,800 Yeah. She always has lovely things 176 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,640 to say about our relationship, am I right? 177 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:59,680 Well, she didn't have great things to say about us but 178 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,920 I don't think anyone did. She didn't have very nice things 179 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,280 to say about your boyfriend, sweetie. Yeah, but, sweetie, 180 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,640 I didn't have a nice thing to say about you then either. 181 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,440 I've seen her bad sides. OK... 182 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,640 I've seen her busy kind of princess vibes - not a fan. 183 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:13,320 I do like her. I like her in small, little, tiny doses. 184 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,400 So what, you don't want to celebrate her birthday? 185 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:18,080 Oh, believe me, I'll be at her birthday, absolutely. 186 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:21,080 MUSIC: My Golden Years by The Lemon Twigs 187 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,320 He's a good boy, though. Yeah, he's a good boy. 188 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:31,760 Got any tricks for us? 189 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,080 Weird that you let a dog lick your face, isn't it? 190 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,160 Also, you do know puppies eat their poo? 191 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,640 So you've just had poo in your mouth. Surely not. 192 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:39,800 Yeah, they do. 193 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,200 No kisses for me. 194 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,600 Can we all talk about the fact Maeva got married? 195 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,240 I'm, look I'm happy for them. Look, 196 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,760 they finally did what they wanted to do from the beginning, so... 197 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,920 I'm surprised you didn't burst through the doors, like... 198 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,080 "I object." .."Speak now or forever hold your peace." 199 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,440 Ah, that would've been brilliant. I thought about it. 200 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,800 Oh, my God, no, can you imagine? Oh, my God. 201 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,400 Think how much Mile's life has changed in the last six months. 202 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:02,000 You left me, you go to Sydney. 203 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,880 You got the Bondi boys, which, by the way... 204 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,160 Yeah, who else is in this clan? ..involves Sam Prince. 205 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,800 Sammy P. What the hell has happened to you, mate? 206 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,440 We're going to have to do something about that tattoo, by the way. 207 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,720 Ems, have you seen this? Oh, what have you done now? 208 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:14,840 I'm a Bondi boy. 209 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,520 WE are the Bondi boys. 210 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,080 Does everyone have the tattoo? 211 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,800 We do not need bad tattoos to be a friendship group. 212 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,880 LAUGHTER Whoa! Hey. There it is. 213 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,320 It's a representation of my time in Sydney 214 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,120 and a little memoir for myself. OK. 215 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:31,160 Temp's just fully absorbed the Australian culture. 216 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,360 I saw you do a shoey. You did many shoeys. 217 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,920 Don't do it now. No, no, no, no. Come on, surely. 218 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,360 Miles, look, you might of grown up, but I definitely haven't. 219 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,200 Ew, no, no, no. 220 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,560 Miles is too grown up for this stuff now. 221 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,440 He's like, "Yeah, I love single life, 222 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,280 "I'm so happy being single." 223 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,760 All right, I did it better in Australia. 224 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,520 Want some? Give me it. 225 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,560 Oh, my God, what the hell? 226 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,920 Thank you. Cheers. 227 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,680 Enjoy the wet sock. 228 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,600 As much as I'd love to stay here and chat, 229 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,440 I've got dinner with the Bondi boys. 230 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,840 Which I am one of, so see you, guys. 231 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,640 Love you, Ems. See you, guys. Bye, boys. Enjoy. 232 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,920 I'm sorry, Bondi boys? 233 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:19,240 Yeah, interesting new phase Temps is in. 234 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,800 I know. The shoe-y? Lovely stuff. 235 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,840 Yeah, did he make a lot of effort with you when he was out in Sydney? 236 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,640 Because, I'm not going to lie, 237 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:29,640 the girls didn't make too much of an effort with me. 238 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:30,680 Did they not? 239 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,880 No check-ins, no nothing? 240 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:40,240 Yas checked in once, and it got to that many weeks that 241 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,560 I just messaged Ruby in the end. Yeah. 242 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:46,000 You know, I'm very much with Jordan and living quite an adult life, 243 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:49,120 I guess. And, like, Ruby's single now and, 244 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,840 like, well, I actually haven't even caught up with her. 245 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,720 Like, I don't really know what's going on with her. 246 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,480 So, I guess that's probably part of it. 247 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:57,240 I don't think it's anything to worry about. 248 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:00,040 I think it's more just, you know, they've just been away all together 249 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,200 and they're having a lot of fun and they're just, 250 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,680 you know, still on that high. 251 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,840 True. Let's hope so anyway. 252 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,360 Tristan, Lauren? 253 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,120 Who? Oh, yeah. 254 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,120 I think you know, Lauren and I have a lot of fun together, she's great. 255 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,240 And I think we're emotionally in different places now. 256 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:20,120 I think I put my cards on the table. 257 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:23,080 I kind of made it clear how I felt and what I wanted, 258 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:24,960 and I don't think that was necessarily how she feels. 259 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,640 Basically, what I said to her is "I can't keep sleeping with you 260 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,800 "because I will get feelings" and I have started to get them. 261 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,000 It's... Lauren's birthday's coming up. It is, yeah. 262 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,840 Are you gonna get her a gift? 263 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,920 Uh, that's a good question. 264 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,600 Why don't you get her a sieve? 265 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,200 A what? A sieve. A sieve? 266 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,120 It's actually a colander. I would get slapped. 267 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,760 Yes, that's what I had for Christmas from James. 268 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,960 No way. Two tiers, though. Nice. 269 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,600 Two-tier sieve so she can, so she can... James, that's... 270 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:51,280 So I can steam fucking vegetables for our son. 271 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:54,200 So, married life is not like... We love each other, 272 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,320 we're super happy to be married with each other, 273 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,240 but after the wedding, you go back to your life. Yeah. 274 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:02,000 And then it's the same thing. This is where people have a honeymoon 275 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,560 and we still haven't had ours. 276 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,360 You know what he said to me the other day? 277 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,040 "You haven't touched me in a month." Yes. 278 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,160 James said, "I haven't touched you in a month"? Yeah. 279 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,160 That's not a thing. Maybe you should try with Maeva. 280 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:16,200 Yeah, I tried. I get batted off. 281 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,440 So, what we're saying is, we need a honeymoon, 282 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:21,320 and we need to touch each other more. 283 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,720 Yeah. Good. 284 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,800 I'm tired, I'm dead. I'm fucking dead. 285 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:28,360 I'm not thinking about your desire and your...your emotions. 286 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,920 So you're saying sleep equals sex. 287 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,440 So, if I get you more sleep, I get more sex. Yes. 288 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,920 Good. Deal. Done. 289 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,760 Anyway, marriage is good otherwise. 290 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,800 Other than that, it's going well! 291 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:57,720 Oh, so lads, we're about to introduce a new cocktail to the menu, 292 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,560 so I want you guys to critique. 293 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,120 What is it? It's a Lagerita. 294 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:04,040 Margarita meets Lager. The perfect hybrid. 295 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,160 Le joue, mon frere. Cheers. You guys gonna cheers? 296 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,080 You guys gonna have a little cheers? There we go. 297 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,800 Yeah, cut through that! 298 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,480 No, no, taste test, taste test. 299 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,680 Yeah, let me know what you think. Pass? 300 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,040 It's like a Long Island from the dark side. 301 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,440 Signed off. 302 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,880 It hit my tooth. Open wide. 303 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,000 How cute is this? Here you go. 304 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,520 Cheers. Cheers. 305 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,800 Guys, cheers. 306 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:32,000 To staying in! I feel like it's the new going out. 307 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,600 Baby, water, hydration, 308 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,440 because date night equals... 309 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,680 Date night equals champagne, not water. 310 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,760 No, but hydration for later. 311 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,360 For what? 312 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,920 Date night equals... 313 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,560 Mm. 314 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,000 ..Maeva and James time. 315 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,600 You need to chill out, OK? 316 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,080 Do you remember when we used to go to clubs 317 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,000 and we used to go back together? 318 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,480 Now, we give a bottle to a baby every night. 319 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,760 Do you not reminisce? 320 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,840 Of course. Yeah, lots of... I want to feel, I want to feel... 321 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,840 Sexy? Yeah, again. 322 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,800 I'm open to explore more of our fantasies. 323 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,240 I don't have any fantasies. You do! 324 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,800 Have a good night's sleep. That's my fantasy. 325 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:23,280 OK, and then being woken up. The butler? I can dress up... No. 326 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,760 No? Breakfast in bed? 327 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,200 No. Followed by dessert. No? 328 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,280 No. Just woke up. 329 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:32,480 Just me and you in a sauna. 330 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,480 Oh, it's so hot, and sticky. 331 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:35,840 Yeah, sweaty. 332 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,920 Ugh. 333 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,120 You hate me right now. 334 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,840 We need to also figure other things out before... 335 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,960 Before anything like that. 336 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,960 OK. I need help. I need a nanny. 337 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,120 Well, this is what, yeah... 338 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,680 And I need help from you as well. 339 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,920 It's not just a nanny, it's not all that. 340 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,240 You want more sex, right? 341 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,640 Stop talking to me about the fucking dishwasher or 342 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,680 the washing machine, like, if I do something, 343 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,160 "She bring this in the bin." 344 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,680 "Oh, she put plastic in the bin." 345 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,560 "Oh, that's not good." Always things like that. 346 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,600 Excuse me if in bed I want to sleep. 347 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,800 We've got an account, haven't we? If not, Tris you're paying, right? 348 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,040 You owe me for Sydney. 349 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,520 I must say, it's quite nice as a foursome to have a little drink. 350 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,840 It's good of you to hang out with the boys. Yeah! 351 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,400 You can fall out and then actually get back together. 352 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,880 Look at us now, eh? Eh? Eh! 353 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,840 You and Lauren are looking pretty sweet. Not! 354 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,360 Lauren and I... I can't read this girl. 355 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,560 It's so...it's so confusing. 356 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,600 If I'm being perfectly honest with you, boys, 357 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:38,800 and I hate to say it, 358 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,160 I really just don't think Lauren's that into it with me. I agree. 359 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,600 I... Stop, don't be quick on the... 360 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,360 No, but Tristan I think you're the full package, 361 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,080 I think you're ready for the next step. 362 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,840 Lauren, on the other hand... Isn't that set. 363 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,440 ..is so far away from that step, 364 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:52,760 and I find it very confusing that one minute she liked you, 365 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,440 the next minute she liked you. 366 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,600 Her actions speak louder than words, 367 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,560 and so far her actions are a shambles. 368 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,280 I think if you were the guy... I would know. 369 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,280 You would know by now and, and I love Lauren but... 370 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,640 I've got a gut sense... ..you'd know. 371 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:04,880 ..and I don't get that. 372 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:08,000 You're in the Premier League, she's League One, I reckon. 373 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,800 Grassroots. She's, I think... 374 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,480 Let's...let's be respectful. 375 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,440 Do you think you could trust Lauren? 376 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,240 Probably not. 377 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,000 I just think that's a red flag. 378 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,400 Why's Emily actually not here? 379 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,920 So, I did actually invite Emily, 380 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,280 because obviously it's girls night, I haven't seen her in while, 381 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,840 but she said to me she wants to catch up one-on-one with me. 382 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,960 Oh. So, I think we'll have a coffee at some point but... 383 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,600 Yeah, it's a shame she's not here. Yeah. 384 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,800 You three are all single! 385 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:50,840 Yeah. Yeah. 386 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,360 What about Freddy? Are you guys just friends? 387 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,520 Everyone keeps asking me this. Do you guys text? 388 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:58,880 Yeah, we do text. We do... Other things? 389 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:02,000 No, we... BOTH: Send each other memes. 390 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,280 I wasn't expecting that! 391 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,160 At least it's not nudes. 392 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,840 There's...it's a friendship. It's a friendship. Yeah, yeah. 393 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,040 What's going on now with you and Tristan? 394 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,880 I'm genuinely a bit still confused. 395 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,320 We've not really spoken now. 396 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,600 I actually was with him yesterday. Were you? 397 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,000 Yes. Spill the tea. 398 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:21,120 I think he feels he wants more and maybe you don't. 399 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,080 He was like, "No, I'm looking for a girlfriend." 400 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,720 Yeah. I think he wants all of that with you. 401 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,320 Like, it's sweet hearing that, you know, 402 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,320 but why can't you just pick up the phone and say that, you know? 403 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:34,520 Kind of felt like he was sitting there, like, feeling a bit hurt. 404 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,840 He looked sad. 405 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,480 That makes me sad. 406 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:42,120 Do you feel like you could see yourself in a relationship with him? 407 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:47,040 I want to continue being back in that good space with him and dating, 408 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,640 and for me to really let someone in takes a lot, 409 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,160 and that's just how I'm built. 410 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,120 I would like to have this conversation with him 411 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,840 and explain that to him, and hopefully we can just like, 412 00:17:55,880 --> 00:18:00,160 get back to like being on the same page and in a good place, you know? 413 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,640 What was it, 45 to go? 45 to win the game. 414 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,720 Oh... Five, double tops? 415 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,800 If he gets this, man... Five, double tops. He won't. 416 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,840 Five! 417 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,080 Oh, he needs the last one! 418 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:25,400 How on earth? As if he's done that. How? This boy, man. 419 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,400 And that is how you play darts. 420 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,200 Always. Thank you, goodnight. 421 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,720 Mate, do not worry about it, 422 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,000 this guy literally has decades on us. 423 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,480 So, do you come as a pair now? This is my boy. 424 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,200 We went for a brunch yesterday with the newlyweds. 425 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,760 It was nice. Interesting. 426 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,600 Who doesn't wanna hear about your brother's sex life? 427 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,520 And is it good? Uh, apparently not. 428 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:47,320 I actually felt bad for you a bit. I was just like, "Whoa." 429 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,200 Nah, I just wanted the floor to swallow me up a little bit. 430 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,320 Apparently Hugo's coming, isn't he? 431 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,600 Hugo is coming, yeah. 432 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,160 Why'd you have to invite Hugo, mate? 433 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,400 What's your beef with Hugo, anyway? 434 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,440 It's literally just the way that he treated Jazz, 435 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,480 strung her along, 436 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,480 kept reassuring her there was gonna be something there, 437 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,760 they can pick it back up. 438 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,320 I just feel like no one gave Hugo any shit 439 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,760 for what he did in Sydney. 440 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,640 I talk to Jazz every day, she's my friend. 441 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,840 And you're trying to take Jazz out, so I get it. Simp. 442 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:17,480 You think I can't get girls without fighting their corner? 443 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,080 Jazz actually said when we went on our friend date, 444 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,120 we went out for drinks, 445 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,720 she said she picked the wrong guy. 446 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,640 All I'm saying is he's not this charming, 447 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:28,000 lovely guy who lives in a romcom. 448 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,560 He's not - he's a dick. 449 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,080 I think he is. Say how it is, Freddy. 450 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,160 Anyway, enough of that, let's get back on the darts. 451 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,360 Come on, then. Is darts a sport? 452 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,200 Yeah! Of course, mate! Are you sure? Is it? It's not in the Olympics. 453 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,680 Yeah, you're just allowed a kebab after it. LAUGHTER 454 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,600 How we going, boys? Ah, put him off. 455 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,120 Tempy, you all right? How are you brother? Hey, Jack. 456 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,680 Yeah, good man. Good to see you. Hello. How you going, Freddy? 457 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,200 How we going? Who's winning? 458 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,640 Uh, who do you think? Don't talk about it. 459 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:53,720 This fucking kid. 460 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,560 I've got EXPERIENCE on my side. Yeah? 461 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,600 They like to call it age, but I say experience. 462 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,800 Anyway Hugo, how's the...? How's the modelling? 463 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,280 I heard you spoke to some agencies. 464 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,960 Yeah, I've been talking to a few. Spoke to my agency, didn't you? 465 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,640 Um, yeah, briefly. 466 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,880 I don't think they're gonna be the direction for me. 467 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,840 Maybe you should go for a smaller agency. 468 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,120 Oh, OK. 469 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,360 Because you think you're a better model or prettier than me? 470 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,640 I don't know what this angle is. No, no, no, nothing, 471 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,480 I just was wondering how your modelling was going. 472 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,760 Trust me, don't... Darts, anybody? 473 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,400 Yeah, back into it? Anybody wanna play darts? 474 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,920 Leave the big pond for the big fish. "Big pond for the big fish." 475 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,080 I don't understand. 476 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:29,480 I just think that the way that you went about treating Jazz 477 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,800 was a bit disrespectful. 478 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,240 And I've apologised to her, and I just don't feel like you're 479 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,280 someone else that I need to give an apology to. 480 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,120 I'm not saying that you should apologise to me. 481 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,240 I'm coming at you because you fucked up, Hugo. 482 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,120 Jazz has told me, one - 483 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,880 that she thought she picked the wrong guy, 484 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,560 two - that you've been extremely disrespectful to her. 485 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,600 She probably did. 486 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:50,240 She probably did, at the end of the day, because we didn't work. 487 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,920 And I wouldn't have treated her like shit. OK, sure, mate... 488 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:53,960 "Sure, mate"? I wouldn't have. 489 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,600 I'm starting to feel like this whole situation of you coming for me 490 00:20:56,640 --> 00:21:00,040 right now is trying to be like a knight in shining armour. 491 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,200 It's not - it's just my moral compass is clearly a lot stronger than yours. 492 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,520 OK. 493 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,600 Mate, how are you and Ruby? 494 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,840 Me and Ruby? We're pretty good - I'm not gonna lie. 495 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:10,880 Are you guys friends? 496 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,040 What is the stance? What's the status quo? 497 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,320 I feel like... Are you friends or are you, like, trying to be more than that, 498 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,400 trying to figure it out? 499 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,600 Uh, I'm trying to figure it out myself, to be honest with you. I just love Roobs, man. 500 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,240 When I was at James and Maeva's wedding, 501 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,480 seeing you and Ruby together, there is so much love there. 502 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,720 I honestly do hope that you guys find each other again 503 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,560 and really make it work. 504 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,920 Could you see yourself marrying Ruby? 505 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:30,960 It's a deep question. 506 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,800 I could see myself marrying her, yeah, for sure. 507 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,240 So, I saw Ruby the other day 508 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,920 and James and Maeva asked her, like, 509 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,880 "Where are you at? What's going on with Rez?", 510 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,920 and she was like, "Yeah, you know, I love Rez, we get on so well." 511 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,720 And she was like, "I'm looking for, like... 512 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,880 "I want something more now, like, I want the family, I want the kids". 513 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,840 And I was like, "There's a bloke who wants to give that to you." 514 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,720 So she wants that and you obviously want that. Yeah. 515 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,840 I feel like if you don't make it abundantly clear what you want, 516 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,920 that opportunity, that future might slip. 517 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,160 Yeah, but I think we've never been in a position where 518 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,800 it's a clean slate and there's no, like... 519 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,840 But you ARE in that position now. Yeah, I know. 520 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,920 That's why I'm not gonna ruin it by being like, "I want to marry you!" 521 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,600 I think what Tristan is saying is 522 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,840 you'll regret it massively if you don't act 523 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,880 and some other guy swoops her off her feet. 524 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,600 I kind of just expect my husband to just ring my doorbell. 525 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,280 You haven't thought about giving it another go with you and Rez? 526 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,320 The answer to that is no. 527 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,560 Do you think he's holding out for it a little bit? 528 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,040 I don't know, I just... 529 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,760 I know we did it so many times for so many years... Yeah. 530 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,800 ..and it never worked. 531 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,360 And ultimately, I think, sadly, 532 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,400 there is too much water under the bridge. 533 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,120 Am I going to get back with Rez 534 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,600 and have happily ever after with him? 535 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,600 I don't think so. 536 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,400 But every time I think of, like, 537 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,880 a wife or someone I would settle down with, 538 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,880 it's always kind of Ruby in that place. 539 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:49,680 You must get a vibe from her if she reciprocates your feelings, right? 540 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,240 I think we're in the same place. 541 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,600 So, this is the first time I've seen you since the wedding. 542 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,920 Yes, thank you, Maeva. 543 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,560 Still, congratulations - we don't have to speak about it anymore. Congratulations. Thanks. 544 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,800 I wasn't there, but congrats. 545 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,160 Perfect. Cheers. 546 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,680 Do you know who got me into peppermint tea? Cheers. 547 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,320 You. 548 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,600 What was it we used to have? Teapigs before bed. 549 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,040 So, what's new with you? 550 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,600 I went and caught up with Temps and Freddy 551 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,440 and your brother, Jack, the other day. 552 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:37,600 It was interesting. 553 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,920 Freddy came after me. 554 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,840 All right! Yes, Freddy! 555 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,880 He ended up getting really petty with the whole thing. 556 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,680 He started bringing up, like, modelling careers. 557 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,640 He's like, "Don't go for agencies that are as big as mine". 558 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:50,640 His words were, 559 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,320 "Don't try and swim with the big fish". 560 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,360 Oh, God! 561 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,200 So I was like, if he's gonna keep trying to have beef with me, 562 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,160 I will keep giving it back to the big fish. 563 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,880 What's it like being actually married? 564 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,240 Um... 565 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,880 We went on a date the other night 566 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,000 and I thought I'd get lucky at the end, 567 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,840 but all it did was turn into an argument. 568 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,480 Don't just go through the motions, you know? 569 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,080 Well, OK, the motions were her ripping me a new one. 570 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,600 She says, "James, I don't want to touch you because..." Ooh! 571 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,400 "Because I don't want to, because I'm angry at you 572 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,920 "because you haven't helped feed the baby". 573 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,320 To solve it, I'm gonna go see a few nannies 574 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,600 and I've set a few appointments up. 575 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,720 Also, because I don't want it snowballing into a problem - 576 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,000 sex therapist. 577 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,640 Ooh! I don't want to wave a red flag... Keep it all in-house. 578 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,320 ..but you've only just got married, sunshine. 579 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,960 Yeah, it's been... Where are you going to be in ten years' time? 580 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,360 It's not a taboo subject anymore. 581 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,400 Get into this century. 582 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,080 It's fine - a nanny and a sex therapist. 583 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,720 OK, wow. 584 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,120 You must be doing all right. 585 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,880 LAUGHING: This sounds extortionate. It has its cost. 586 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,080 Guys, I'm running late. 587 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:52,840 I need to go and meet Maeva, OK? Duty calls. Good luck sir. 588 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,360 Good luck with the dry streak. Good luck. 589 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,120 The drought. LAUGHING: Yeah. 590 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,000 Sounds horrible out there. 591 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,400 One day it'll rain. 592 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,360 Hello. Hello, hello. 593 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,560 Good to see you. Good to see you. 594 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,560 Long time. Long time, babe. 595 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,800 Thanks for coming. 596 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,480 Thanks for inviting me down - and with a little tea. Of course. 597 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:30,840 Have some tea. Unexpected but nice. 598 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,080 But, yeah, I wanted to catch up with you, obviously, because... 599 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,240 Because we haven't spoken for a while. I know! 600 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:42,480 It's sad! Like, we left Sydney in such a nice...space. 601 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,480 How do you feel...now? 602 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,880 How do I feel? Yeah. 603 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,440 I don't know, it's tough, 604 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,960 cos I do feel a little bit vulnerable with you, 605 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,880 and it's not a feeling I love. 606 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,720 I think we're both kind of feeling the same way, and we're... 607 00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:01,440 We've been brought to this place...differently. 608 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,200 The truth is I DO like you, Tristan. 609 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,440 You know I have a soft spot for you, you know? 610 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,880 I adore you and I like how we are together. 611 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,680 The math isn't mathing, you know - why we wouldn't be, like, vibing. 612 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,520 That's the... You know, I felt the same way 613 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,680 But would you see a future with me? 614 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,160 I'm at a point in my life where I'm not 615 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,400 going to date someone I don't see that way. Yeah. 616 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,240 Like, I know you would be a great boyfriend, 617 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,920 and I know you have all these amazing qualities. 618 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,520 I wouldn't, like, bother having gone through all these things 619 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,000 with you had I not thought that. Yeah. 620 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,400 As soon as I've seen you I'm like... 621 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,480 I was like, "Oh, I'm gonna let these feelings go", 622 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,320 and then obviously I feel like 623 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:42,360 a gooey little melt right now, so that's... Yeah. 624 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,080 Aw, babe, I missed you! 625 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,480 Aw! Can I give you a kiss? 626 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,000 BREATHLESSLY: Yeah. 627 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,040 Yes. 628 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,440 You're like, "Here I go again." 629 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,080 I was meant to be all tough and... 630 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,800 LAUREN LAUGHS ..I'm not. 631 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:06,160 I've got that idiot Sam Prince who I had drinks with the other day 632 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,640 being like, "Lauren's a red flag for me, I can't stand her". 633 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,440 Sam said I'm a red flag? 634 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,040 LAUGHING: Coming from THE red flag. 635 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,720 Not that his opinion matters to me whatsoever, 636 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,240 but he said he doesn't trust you. 637 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,240 I mean, I invited him to my party, 638 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,600 so say it to my face, honey. 639 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,960 I'm scared for him. I know exactly how that conversation goes. 640 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,560 Thank you, Hanan. 641 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,240 I think that's everything. Thank you so much. 642 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,040 We've got a few more interviews. Thank you. 643 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:40,640 MOUTHING: No. 644 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,640 I think he wasn't gonna do it Maeva's way. 645 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:46,240 But at the end of this, we need to get a nanny. 646 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,880 I agree... Yeah? ..but it's all about the trust. 647 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,720 At the end of the day, it's how you get on with the person, 648 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,560 the feeling, and if you're on the same page. 649 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,280 No matter what she did - if she's Mary Poppins, I don't care. 650 00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,680 So, who have we got...? Hello. Hi, there! 651 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,000 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. James. Hello! 652 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,440 Natalie. Hello, there. Nice to meet you, Natalie. Nice to meet you. 653 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,680 I read your CV and it's all great. 654 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,640 Well, I have to say, it's super simple. 655 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,960 I just need to be saved right now because I am too tired. 656 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,080 You need you-time. 657 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:16,760 It's just that I have my routine and I want... 658 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:21,120 I want the nanny to understand my routine. 659 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,120 For me, it's like it's food and napping. 660 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,560 I kind of want to ask the questions that I'm interested in, 661 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,680 because I know you'll deal with all the details. Um, evenings... 662 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:32,920 Yep. ..late evenings - how does that work from your side? It's fine. 663 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,440 You're answering all the right answers. 664 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,520 I'll be honest with you, 665 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,680 one of the main reasons why we're looking for a nanny right now is 666 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,360 because mummy and daddy need alone time. She needs... 667 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,480 You need couple-time. Yes. 668 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,120 No, that's not the point. It's not that. 669 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,200 WHISPERS: It is the point. 670 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,040 It's not because of that, James! It's MY point. 671 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,400 You need to stop with this! 672 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:03,040 I feel like your outfits have really improved over the last few years. 673 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,280 I love it. I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or be offended. 674 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,720 What's happened to the nights drinking in Raffles? 675 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,960 I know, I've kind of just outgrown them, to be honest. 676 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,440 I do like the odd night out. 677 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,880 I've filled my cup up with vodka. I hope you don't mind. 678 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:17,920 Do you know what? 679 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,160 I think when I'm a mum, watching the kids play football, 680 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,760 I'm going to fill mine up with white wine. Hey, hey, friends! 681 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,480 Here he is. Hello! Have I been replaced for our coffee walks? 682 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,920 No, no, don't panic. You haven't, hence why you're here. You have. 683 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,080 I have. I'm here now. 684 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,040 You're just late, because you're too busy, you know... 685 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,400 Well, I've just been on the ice. 686 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,640 What is that? It's, uh, my skates. Oh. 687 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,280 Very hard skates to do shoeys in, by the way, I must admit. 688 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,200 You can't... The blade might get in your way. 689 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,280 I think the shoey days have to be done now. 690 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,160 Also you're sweating in them, so they probably stink. 691 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,600 It's not a good look, is it? 692 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,880 Do you know what, you guys have actually - 693 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,520 jokes aside - got such a nice friendship. 694 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,360 Like, you're the cutest little duo ever. Yeah. 695 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,840 Maybe I need to take a leaf out of both your books. 696 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,920 What, find new friends? Because I've been feeling left out. 697 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,360 LAUGHING: I feel like my friends don't like me anymore. 698 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,440 I do feel you like to say, 699 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,360 "Oh, my friends are not reaching out to me", 700 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,840 but sometimes I do feel like you don't either. 701 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,160 No, but I have been. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 702 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,320 I thought to myself, right, 703 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,360 because I do feel like I put in a lot of effort with the girls, 704 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,640 I thought, "Let's see if they ever message me", 705 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,600 just, like, as a little... Test. A bit, yeah. 706 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,720 Ruby didn't message me. 707 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,600 I had to message her about three weeks in. 708 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,840 I don't even know what's going on with her and Rez. 709 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,280 I don't know anything, and I just feel a bit left out. 710 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,440 I did actually get an invite to Ruby's little pamper evening. 711 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,120 There we go. Oh, nice. How was it? 712 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,520 Well, no, I didn't go, because it was... 713 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,680 Well, Emily... 714 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,280 But to be fair, she invited me, like, hours before, 715 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,600 literally hours, and I had already made plans. 716 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:39,880 It sounds like you and Ruby 717 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,120 need to have a chat in private with each other. Yeah. 718 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,800 I think just lay everything on the table. 719 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,760 I'll find out what the problem is. 720 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,800 Well, you know what the problem is. YOU'RE the problem. 721 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,640 YOU'RE the problem. Thanks, boys. MILES LAUGHS 722 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,520 Don't be defensive. I know how you can get. 723 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,000 What do you mean? Quick ans... Look at you - see? 724 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,240 I'm joking. No you're not. You're not joking. 725 00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,880 LAUGHING: You're not joking. 726 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:01,520 Look at me when I'm talking to you. 727 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,680 I'm just trying to... I am trying to rack my brain. 728 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,960 Maybe because of the whole Rez stuff, 729 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,280 I feel like part of... 730 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,600 It's not part of my problem, because I'll never change. 731 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,720 Sometimes people don't tell me certain things in situations, 732 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:15,880 because they don't... 733 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,440 I'm too blunt sometimes and people don't like it. Yeah. 734 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,520 Do you like Rez? 735 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,160 Uh...define "like". 736 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:27,320 He makes my energies a bit off-kilter - that's it. 737 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,400 Do you think because she's been hanging around with Rez, 738 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:30,680 you've got an opinion on it? 739 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,720 No, I don't have an opinion on it, as such. 740 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:34,760 Listen... 741 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,800 MILES SNIGGERS So, what you want to say is, 742 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:39,880 "I DO have an opinion". 743 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,320 No. Yeah. You've seen the ups and downs of Rez and Ruby. 744 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,680 I don't mind them being friends. 745 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,680 Well, I don't actually understand them being friends. 746 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,600 Like, it's just being friends with an ex-boyfriend, 747 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,360 do you know what I mean? TEMPS SIGHS 748 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:05,800 So, what's new with you? 749 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,240 So, I think Emily's been catching up with some of the others. 750 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,440 I've not seen her myself recently. 751 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,040 I hosted a girl's night at mine, sort of pamper night, 752 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:16,480 and I said, "Come along, I'd love to see you, Yas would love to see you". 753 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:17,920 And she replied saying she couldn't come, 754 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,560 but she'd like to catch up with me sort of one-on-one, 755 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:25,080 but...it was a bit strange she didn't come, but... 756 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,280 Have you spoken to her much, through Sydney and stuff? 757 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,000 Not a huge amount. Why? 758 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,440 No, I'm just wondering. 759 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,120 I hope there's not a problem. 760 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,480 Why would there be a problem? 761 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,760 I don't know, there seems like there's a bit of a disconnect at the moment. 762 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,920 I met the boys the other day. 763 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,120 They were quizzing me about me and you. 764 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,360 Surprise, surprise. Surprise, surprise, baby! 765 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,400 Do you know what it is? They saw us kiss at the wedding. I know. 766 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,720 And they were like, "Ooh, wedding, kissing!" 767 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,800 And I was just... I was really pissed, you know? 768 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,120 You can't blame the booze! Joking, joking! 769 00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,200 I would never blame the booze. You looked ravishing. 770 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,720 I did probably say something. I said... 771 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,000 They were like, "Could you see yourself ending up with her?" 772 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,840 And I was like, "You know, probably." RUBY WHIMPERS 773 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,000 No, I could see it! 774 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,960 Not, like, jumping the gun or anything. 775 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,680 And then they were like, "Listen, you know, 776 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,320 "you don't want someone else to come and sweep her off her feet." 777 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,560 And I was like, "Well, if that happens then, you know... 778 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:17,840 "..good on her." 779 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,400 Or equally, you know, 780 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:26,080 there could be someone in London who's super charismatic, 781 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,880 Persian, 782 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,480 moderately challenged in height but very funny. 783 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:31,680 You ARE very funny. 784 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,120 I wasn't talking about me, Ruby! Oh, sorry. 785 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,720 Oh, gosh! 786 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,240 What? Why are you looking at me like that? 787 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,520 I'm not deliberately. 788 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,920 I feel a bit nervous! No! 789 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,920 I feel like we're sort of plodding along and I'm waiting for something. 790 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,240 Yeah, but no, it's nice to hang out and not have, 791 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,720 like...to look over your shoulder and be like, 792 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,960 "Fuck, am I doing something wrong", or this, this, and that. 793 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,200 Do you know what I mean? 794 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:15,480 LIVELY DANCE MUSIC 795 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,720 You two - what the hell?! Yes. Yeah. 796 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,880 I didn't even know you were together. 797 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,280 You came to the wedding 798 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,600 and you didn't even tell us that you were with Yas. 799 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,600 I think, at your wedding day, I didn't... 800 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,960 I decided not to say, "Hey, I'm with Yas now." 801 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,440 You were busy dancing. 802 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,200 Now I feel even more guilty that I didn't invite you 803 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,200 to the wedding as a plus-one. No! Sorry for that. 804 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,760 No, honestly! 805 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,040 Anyway, at the end of the day, even if you had, 806 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,600 like, a past and, like, you know, 807 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,600 shit happened and that makes you stronger sometimes... 808 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,040 Exactly. ..so it's good. I mean, you are now married. 809 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,280 Well, yeah, and we went through hell... Yeah. ..so, you see? 810 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,960 It works. And you're happier than ever? 811 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,560 Yeah, it's... 812 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:15,880 Yeah, of course, of course. 813 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,920 God, you're not selling the marriage dream. No, I'm not. 814 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,600 I am NOT selling the marriage dream. 815 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,880 Your lovely husband was telling me that you're getting a nanny. 816 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,880 Yes, I hope that's gonna help us because we need more time together. 817 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,400 Also, James mentioned a sex therapist, as well. 818 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,320 What?! A what? 819 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,200 I think it was kind of just part of the... What did he say? 820 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:33,840 He was like, "We're looking for a nanny, 821 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,760 "but also we're looking for, like, a sex therapist". 822 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,400 QUIETLY: What? 823 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,920 It's the first time that I hear this sex therapist thing, 824 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,560 and to me it's like... It's the first time you've heard it? James hasn't mentioned it to you?! 825 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,440 He never mentioned to me that we needed... Oh! 826 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,080 James never mentioned to me that we needed a sex therapist. 827 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,880 I'm so sorry...and I don't want to be involved. 828 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,160 Are you annoyed at me? 829 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,440 No, I'm annoyed at him. 830 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,720 OK, please don't say I said anything, please. 831 00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,680 SNIGGERING: They're married. Please. 832 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:01,160 Of course, you know I'll tell him. 833 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,400 But don't say it was me. Say it was another guy. 834 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:07,080 But he knows it was you. Who else was at the pub? Hugo - blame it on Hugo. 835 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:10,280 So he told Hugo we need a sex therapist?! YAS LAUGHS 836 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,320 Oh, God. 837 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,760 It's a big thing to say. Like, you don't say those things. 838 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,680 We just got married, OK? I'm just tired. 839 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,400 You don't mention sex therapist. 840 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,680 It's like, it's embarrassing for me. 841 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,240 I would be so angry. 842 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,920 So I expect to see you on the dance floor. I WILL be on the dance floor. 843 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,640 I'll be popping and locking - don't you worry. No, don't. Oh, yeah. 844 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,160 Oh, the big fish! 845 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,040 Good to see you, mate. Hello. Hi. 846 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,920 Hello. How we doing? If it isn't Chelsea's next top model. 847 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,160 Oh, he's still coming at it. Nice to see you again. 848 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,000 I love this. Yeah, good to see you, bro. 849 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:57,280 I love so much that you have my back... No worries. 850 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:58,960 ..but, like, what I've heard is 851 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,400 there was some, like, modelling comments. 852 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,240 Obviously you're both here now. Let's talk about it. 853 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,920 Oh, come on, it's a bit of chat. 854 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,800 If you're trying to, like, impress Jazz with coming for me, like, 855 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,280 I just don't think that's the angle. 856 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,080 I wasn't doing it because I fancy Jazz. 857 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,480 I think we could have a friendship, but, like, mate, 858 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,720 if you're gonna keep on wanting to talk shit about me, that's not gonna fucking happen. 859 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,600 I'll stop talking shit about you if you don't give me a reason to. 860 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:23,440 I won't give you any reasons to if you don't dig up things that are solved in the past. 861 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,760 Yeah, yeah, just... In the future, just behave yourself. 862 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,720 Emily's here. I can just sense an energy. 863 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:38,800 For sure. 864 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,200 I'm just intrigued at what...she wants to talk about. 865 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,680 Oh, a shot. Perfect. 866 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,120 Thank you. 867 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,320 Thank you so much. 868 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,160 Hello, hello! Hey! 869 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,760 Hey, happy birthday! Cheers. 870 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,720 # Happy birthday to you... # 871 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,200 Aw, how are you guys? Good, how are you? I'm so good. 872 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:04,320 Are you having a fun birthday? I am. Thank you for coming. Thank you for having us. 873 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,560 I must say, this is a great party. Yeah. Thank you. 874 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,000 The drinks, the shots - very good. 875 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,440 So, I did want to unpack some things with you. 876 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,040 Tristan... I love unpacking - please. 877 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,040 Tristan mentioned to me that you told him, like, 878 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,440 I was a red flag and untrustworthy. 879 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,640 Like, I don't understand what I've done 880 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,040 to you to kind of get this behaviour. 881 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,120 Yeah, I did say that. 882 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,560 I could see he wasn't very happy and I just, 883 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,040 I think there's a massive difference, obviously, 884 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,080 with you two. 885 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,720 Like, hey, he likes gardening, you like Gucci, 886 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,920 and I just, I couldn't see those... YAS LAUGHS 887 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,960 I couldn't see those collaborating, really. 888 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,080 Tristan seems to be, like, ready for marriage. 889 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,240 Obviously, from what I see, 890 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,040 I think you're probably not in that headspace. 891 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,800 I just don't know how we go from, like, rekindling in Sydney 892 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,600 to marriage, you know, in such a short amount of time. 893 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,800 Not marriage! Hey, not marriage but, like... Call me crazy - I need more time. 894 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,960 That's why I have had these strong opinions. I said a few other things. 895 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,200 But listen... 896 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:54,040 What did you say? What else did you say? 897 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,400 HE HEMS AND HAWS 898 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,400 I mean, I said... I don't want there to be, like, whispers, you know? 899 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,520 What did you say? 900 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,160 I said that Tristan's like Premier League 901 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,200 and you're like League One, but you're still pro. 902 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,240 I don't even know what that means. It's just like... 903 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,080 Like, still pros... Sorry, where do you get these analogies?! 904 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,360 What does that mean in English? It basically just means, like, 905 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,000 Tristan's kind of ready and you're just, like, not so ready. 906 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,040 That sounds like you're saying Tristan's better. 907 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,280 No, no, full commitment, and then there's, like, less commitment. 908 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,800 That's what it is. Oh, OK, I was about to fight you. 909 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,000 Listen.. God, you're good at wangling yourself out of things. 910 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,520 Hey, I just want to own it. 911 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:28,040 I apologise. I want to move forward. 912 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,680 I can hear you squirming from here. Tristan! Oh! 913 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:35,560 Oh, wow! Happy birthday. Surprise! Surprise! 914 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:39,200 Sam did say this analogy that I didn't really understand. 915 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,440 Do you mind explaining it? 916 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,520 Oh, did you...? Yeah. 917 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,560 The Premier League... Premier League, League One thing. It was like... What does that mean? 918 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,360 See, I'm not a football person, but I imagine it would be comparing... 919 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:53,000 ..me as a real designer bag, and you as a fake designer handbag. 920 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,880 Wow! That is... That's not... That's harsh. 921 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,560 Is that not, like....? No, I really don't... 922 00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:00,280 My analogy was... Listen, I'm just... I mean, laughable, first of all. 923 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,440 You know, I don't love that. 924 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,560 Listen, you guys seem happy, 925 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,440 so maybe focus on your business 926 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,480 and stay out of mine...yeah? 927 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,560 Deal. Think we made a deal. All right, I'm gonna go and enjoy my party. 928 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,160 Enjoy. Happy birthday. All right, yeah? 929 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:24,280 LIVELY DANCE MUSIC 930 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,400 Hold this, yeah? Oh, are you doing my bow tie? 931 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,320 Yes, yeah. OK. Come here. Head up. 932 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,640 Are these the famous parties that you've... They are. 933 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:48,840 ..spoken about so highly? 934 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,960 They are. You stay later, the more debaucherous it gets. Oh, yeah. 935 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,440 Look at that. Yeah? 936 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,760 Yeah, but just don't... It's meant to be messy. 937 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,680 No, just don't look in the mirror. 938 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:02,080 Not once have I ever done something right by you. Take that off. 939 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,520 Looks so shit. 940 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,840 It looks better like that anyway. 941 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,720 Here she is - beautiful wife. Hello. Hey, baby girl! 942 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,640 Mm-mm-mm. 943 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,360 I just spoke to Sam... Mm-hm. 944 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,200 ..and Yas, 945 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:20,200 and they told me you spoke to Sam 946 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:24,480 saying that you wanted to see a sex therapist. 947 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,920 Yeah, yeah...because I think it will help us. 948 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,880 We're open to trying everything 949 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,600 and anything to help our relationship. 950 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:35,040 But you don't talk about this to everyone here. 951 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,200 We just got married. 952 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:39,440 You know what, I'm not going to lie to you, James, when people come to me 953 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,320 and they're like, "How's married life?", it's shit. 954 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:42,960 But that's embarrassing for me to hear, 955 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,320 for you to tell everyone, because it's not just shit. 956 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,480 But it's the truth. 957 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,200 No, you're tired. It's not shit. 958 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:50,240 Yeah, but you see, you put the blame on me. 959 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,880 Let me say my piece. We're going to get a nanny, that's going to make you less tired. 960 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,160 I know that. And we're going to go talk to a sex therapist, 961 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,280 because I think, for our relationship, it's a good thing to do. 962 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,720 I don't WANT to go to a sex therapist. But Maeva, what's the problem? 963 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:04,040 I don't want to go to a sex therapist. You think it's a taboo subject but it's fine. 964 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,160 It is... 965 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,360 We've done role play before, we've done many things before. 966 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,640 What's the problem with that? Can you stop doing that? 967 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,880 Jack, Maeva and I make love. 968 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,520 You need to really stop being like this. 969 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,800 You really need to stop being like this. What's the problem? 970 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,680 It's so irritating. I'm warning him. 971 00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:20,320 All the time, just because you don't have enough sex in your life, 972 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:23,480 you have to act like a, like a.... SHE IMITATES DOG PANTING 973 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,240 Stop. I hate this. 974 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,280 I've got this for 50 years. 975 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,480 Oh, you don't need to. You don't need to. 976 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,880 You know divorce? No. Have you heard about it? 977 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,360 We are ending this conversation, 978 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,880 I am not going to see a sex therapist. OK, you watch. 979 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,640 It's embarrassing. It's... 980 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,880 Me, me, me... 981 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,280 Maeva, yes. ..going to see a sex therapist? 982 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,640 The only thing I'm asking is to sleep a little bit. That's it. 983 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,320 I find you so attractive right now. 984 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:54,120 Cheers. This is so nice. Well, more champagne. 985 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,960 Not as much as James and Maeva's wedding, though. 986 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,760 Do you remember me, like, driving in Beau's car? 987 00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,200 No, no, no. Why did I think that was a good idea? 988 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:02,400 The car is built for nought to two. 989 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,560 So maybe at our wedding, we have a few of those. 990 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,200 Our wedding? Is that what you said? 991 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:08,320 Hello. Hey, Emily. You look lovely. Hi! 992 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:09,880 Old school. Are you well? 993 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,800 Old school? 994 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,720 Would you mind if I spoke to Ruby? 995 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,960 Not at all, I'll get us a drink. See you later. 996 00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,800 I've missed you. I've missed you too! 997 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,360 I just kind of wanted to communicate to you 998 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,160 because I've been told I need to start communicating, 999 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,520 and I just feel a little bit left out. 1000 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:38,760 I just feel like I haven't...really spoken to you too much, 1001 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:39,960 seen you loads. 1002 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:44,280 The last thing I want to do is for you to feel left out. 1003 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,400 It is a two-way street, 1004 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,680 and I think I could definitely pick up the phone more. 1005 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,600 I don't think this needs to be, sort of... 1006 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,080 I don't think this is necessarily, like, 1007 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,720 all my fault, that maybe we've not spoken as much. 1008 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,480 I don't think that's all on me. 1009 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:56,920 I feel very shut off from you, 1010 00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,400 in the sense that I don't even know what's going on. Like, I don't know what's going on with Rez, 1011 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,040 I don't know what's going on with anything. 1012 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,320 In terms of Rez and I, there's nothing romantic going on. 1013 00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,240 He's been there for me, that is done. 1014 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,000 We're not ever getting back together or anything but... 1015 00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:12,640 Yeah, no, I just keep hearing, like, random things about you and Rez, 1016 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,360 like, snogging at James and Maeva's wedding 1017 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,440 and things like that, and I'm like, "She has not told me any of this." 1018 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:18,960 Well, I guess I've not seen you. 1019 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,440 Were you snogging at their wedding? 1020 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,400 We were hammered and had a kiss. 1021 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,320 LAUGHING: Christ. 1022 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:29,080 You can't be... You can't kiss your friends. 1023 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,560 I guess. Does it matter? 1024 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,600 Not really. I'm just...saying. 1025 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,800 Kiss who I want. 1026 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,480 Yeah, yes, you can. It's up to you, obviously, 1027 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,560 but I don't want you to feel like, as well, 1028 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,000 you can't tell me certain things. 1029 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,080 But then you've just said, "You can't kiss your friends", 1030 00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,520 so it's like, why would I then tell you? No, I know. 1031 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:56,600 I'm just getting quite defensive energy from you. 1032 00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,280 Because you seem so frosty with me. Frosty?! 1033 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,280 Yeah, I don't really understand what the problem is. 1034 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,800 You're giving me, like, you just don't...that you don't care. 1035 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:04,840 Well, I do care. 1036 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:05,960 I'm a bit confused 1037 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,120 and maybe that's translating into, "I don't care." 1038 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,640 Is that it? 1039 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,840 I don't... Yeah, I don't really have anything... 1040 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,560 I don't really know what else to say. OK. 1041 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:17,600 Don't worry about it, then. 1042 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,360 I have such a lovely, 1043 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,800 good-looking boy in front of me, who wants to be with me. 1044 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,360 I have got feelings for you. Sorry, I'm gonna get really sad. 1045 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,680 Don't. I'm just, like, terrified to go into a relationship with someone. 1046 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:40,840 I feel like I would wanna date someone athletic, 1047 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,400 a little bit older than me. Older. 1048 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,360 See, I've just ticked all those boxes, haven't I? 1049 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:45,880 Just don't hurt her. That's it. 1050 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,320 That's not a thing at all you should be saying to me. 1051 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,960 I had a weird call from one of my mates, and he went, 1052 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,080 "Is that Sam Prince still with Yas?" 1053 00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,160 What happened?! 1054 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,400 I was so hammered and I went back to the house. 1055 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,080 Whose? I don't know her name, Yasmine! 1056 00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,120 We were NOT in a good place. We weren't together. 1057 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,080 But no one knew that. I'm not a mug. 1058 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,320 I don't need to be with a man that's a cheater. 1059 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,040 Subtitles by Red Bee Media