What did he say? You were talking about you looking for, like,
a sex therapist. What? What? I'm so sorry.
We don't talk about this to everyone here.
Am I gonna get back with Rez and have happily ever after with him?
I don't think so.
Every time I think of, like, a wife,
it's always kind of Ruby in that place.
I went on a date with Miles.
Jazz, you know I fancy you. No, I didn't.
I'm just, like, terrified to get into a relationship with someone.
Until you know how you feel about me
and what you're looking for in the future,
I think we're better as friends.
One of my mates, his mate found Sam Prince
in bed with her housemate. You've got to admit,
it's a little bit confusing.
Yeah, I get it, it's confusing. Right.
But do you really think I'm gonna be standing here if Sam's cheating?
I'm not a mug, I don't need to be with a man that's a cheater.
I reckon a double date, you two.
Chill out!
I'm starting not to recognise you.
Did he tell you how much he loves animals?
Ah! I feel really awkward!
What did she say? You're meant to be my best mate, it's weird.
I don't feel sexy, pretty any more.
Maybe you guys are strangling me.
We were never in something to end.
I thought he was my friend. Ugh!
MUSIC: All Of U by Noisy
# You'll be the light guiding my way
# I'll get you fired up
# Something you get high on... #
Oh, say... SHE SPEAKS FRENCH
B... Ah!
Move-in day, and the boardroom is set up.
Oh... Oh!
So, turn here. Stop.
That's in, that's in, that's in!
Hey!
# ..someone there for us
# When you've got nobody else you trust... #
I'm your, er, London tour guide.
All that gym work's paying off, mate. You're looking terrific.
You looking at my bum? Yeah! THEY LAUGH
# I'll get you fired up
# Something you get high on... #
All right, let's find some stuff.
You're gonna need some books as well.
I think a plant.
I'm seeing a white sofa. Yeah.
# Give me all of you... #
Guys, this is so nice. I used to do this walk every single day.
Did you? 8K loop. Get my steps in.
Quite a nice walk. This is lovely.
# We all need that someone there for us
# When you've got nobody else you trust
# I'll be the chain when you wanna... #
Yep. Slow and steady. Slow and steady. You know?
Passing wasn't bad. Yep.
Just need a little bit more direction.
Direction, what else? Em, core activation.
Core activation. OK, you need a bum out,
but I see you have a bum, so it's all good, don't worry about it.
And then, just all in...
..the swing. OK? OK, got it.
And then you're sorted, and then you're fine.
Done. I'll be better next time.
So, what have you been up to since Jazz night?
Er, what have I been up to? I've been skating on the ice.
Yep. Erm, yeah, it's been really crazy, literally.
Erm, I-I do apologise for not, like,
texting you loads, and all that. No, it's fine.
It's not, like, me not wanting to, it's more just...
..really, really, really busy.
Yeah. The thing is, I actually get it,
because I obviously...
I mean, I'm trying to draw, like, parallels to my tennis and stuff.
Mm. Like, it was always me being the busy one
in my previous relationships. Yeah.
So... And it was always them being like, "Where are you?"
"I wanna see you." Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, "I actually am just busy,
"and it's not just me making an excuse." Erm, so I do get it.
I do get it. Slow and steady... Yeah. ..wins the race.
No, I'm in agreement.
Can we do a little, like... OK.
Wow. That actually ruined my club.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure if anyone saw us do that they'd kick us out.
MUSIC: Sha La La by Winnetka Bowling League
Ha-ha! Perfect.
Guys, how lovely. Wholesome.
Wholesome is the word.
So, this is what Harvey and I did last weekend.
We spent the whole weekend walking around home interior shops
buying candles and throws for our living room.
Got super excited about a scent diffuser. Yeah.
The air fryer that you love.
The air fryer! I come back and the kitchen's smelling gorgeous.
There's something on the stove always.
You seem like a lovely married couple. Mm, yeah, it's brilliant.
Yeah. I think someone might get jealous if I kissed you anyway.
Yeah, my new girl.
Yeah? Yeah. Things are going well? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. I think she's great. She's cute.
And you look good together. Yeah. She holds herself. Yeah, yeah.
She's passing. She's passing.
Each step, closer. So, it's very... Duh-duh-duh!
How are you...? THEY LAUGH
He's so scared of commitment. This is probably the first girl since Emily.
It's, like... I'm hot. It's different.
I was a maverick, he's a peacock. I'm actually hot. He's gotta fly.
Ooh! THEY CHUCKLE
# I've been on this road for so long
# I've forgotten where we're going
# Where we belong
# I know it's somewhere up ahead
# But I can't get there on my own... #
You're actually so annoying, you just look cool doing everything.
You're even, like, colour coordinated with the bike.
Thanks, mate. Well, black on black, I guess.
I want at least... Here he is. Hello, lads.
Da-da-la-la! How's it going, big boy? Good to see you.
Good to see you, how are you? Look what the cat dragged in.
How are you? There's some vicious rumours going around about you, son.
Erm... Are they rumours, or...?
Obviously, me and Yasmine had a tough time back end of last year.
Something happened at a wedding.
But now it's, like... Because we didn't tell everyone
the ins and outs of our relationship,
people automatically think that I've cheated,
when I haven't cheated.
Do you know what? So, obviously, everyone's gonna have their say
on this whole situation, but at the end of the day,
you've done nothing to me, Yas has done nothing to me.
Why would I not be here to support and back you?
As long as she's happy and I'm happy,
I think that's all that matters. Because me and Yasmine are great.
And, like, everything we're doing, we've never been so excited
in a relationship. And working with a partner is, like...
This is the happiest I've been, honestly, in years.
MUSIC: We Should Level Up by Cally Rhodes
# We should level up
# I know that I have so much
# Baby, we've got this chance... #
This is nice. Yeah, I know, it's really nice. It's really cute.
When it's all ready, you'll have to come over. Yeah, I have to.
Have a little house-warming. And this shop is perfect for furniture.
I know, I know.
Seen some things I really like. Erm...
How are you feeling now, like, about the Sam stuff?
Erm, yeah,... What's been going on? I'm actually...
I'm...I'm all good. But I think everyone else has the problem.
Really? Erm...
I think I... It wasn't a great night,
because obviously Rez and I had a bit of a falling out.
He is coming here, though.
I haven't seen him since that night, so... Maybe he's gonna say sorry.
You never know.
Hey, girls. Yeah.
Oh, hi, Rez. Hey, you.
How are you? You all right? I'm good.
Yasmine, how are you?
I'm good, how are you? I'm OK.
Little flustered after the other night.
I think, for me, I was annoyed because I thought
you slightly disrespected me,
and I think that's where I got annoyed with you.
I think the problem is, I thought Sam did do something,
and I just thought he needed to speak to you, so... Yeah.
I just didn't like the whole way
all of this kind of was brought about. And I think...
..it's a shame, because I feel like everyone thinks,
"Oh, you know, Sam's a cheater, Sam's this", when he's not.
I wouldn't be with a cheater.
I-I-I'd like... I wanted to put it to bed.
I don't want to, like, fall out with you over this.
It was just a bit of a shock, that's all.
And I think as long as you're all right... Yeah.
..and as long as you guys are cool, like, that's what matters.
You know, one of the reasons I didn't want to say anything
is because you seemed happy in the first place. Yeah.
I know people are there for me and they care and stuff,
it's just, right now...
She's all good. She's all good.
So, how was your weekend? You went to the aquarium?
I did. This is a lot more civilised, isn't it, babe?
Like, showing Beau the fish, there's only a few fish that he can see...
He loved it. ..and then he gets bored.
Honestly, doing activities with Beau, it's my new thing.
It's like...it's like, "Oh, my God, I'm so looking forward to this",
you know? Yeah. And now he's old enough that he actually realises
what he does, and, like, he can actually enjoy it.
He's at a really cute age. And he enjoys it, and, yeah...
Do you know what? I think that's so nice. It's the stages, isn't it?
The stages that we see. It is.
Erm, have you heard about the Sam and Yas situation?
No. After your wedding...
..they all went out after the ceremony,
they went out to a club. Yeah.
He woke up in another girl's bed. MAEVA GASPS
The night of our wedding? Yeah.
Oh, yeah, because they went out. Tristan said.
But apparently, they weren't together.
So anyway... They were together!
Because I had a conversation with him, and I said to him,
"Oh, I'm sorry I didn't invite Yas."
And then he was like, "Oh, yeah, we're together, but it's fine.
"It's OK". So they were together.
I feel like I just want to shake her.
OK, then. You deal with her and I'll deal with Sam,
because Sam is going down this path again and again.
That's what I don't understand. All these mistakes
and he just hasn't learned. No. Ever.
I spoke with him, right?
Candid conversation about sex therapy.
It was meant to be a conversation that stayed in the pub,
everyone knows those rules.
And then Sam, the second he gets a chance
to speak to you face on face,
he tells you that's what I've said.
But that's your problem, you are the idiot.
You know exactly what he does. Yeah. I thought he was my friend.
Ugh! Yeah, but I give the benefit of the doubt
and he just screws up every time. No, that's not... Stop doing that.
It's not nice for me. Like, honestly...
I mean, listening to news like that coming from Sam,
that I apparently am going to see a sex therapist with my husband,
that makes me feel a bit... Exactly. ..weird.
That's why I'm pissed off... Especially that I don't think...
..because that was meant to come from me. ..that we need to go
and see a sex therapist, no matter what.
Now, if you really want to go see this sex therapist,
by the way, because I thought about it,
I'm OK to go and see one.
You want to make another kid, there's only one way to do it.
Storks. Yeah, well, I mean, it's fine, like...
But just chill out! Me?!
It's a joint thing.
I've heard so much about your sex life,
I could be your fucking therapist.
Well, I'm glad that's squashed.
To be honest with you, I-I don't really believe it,
but ultimately I don't want to fall out with Yas. I know, I know.
So, what's the news with you and Tris?
Last time I walked out on you guys, it seemed like it was gonna get
a little emosh.
It did get a little emosh, it definitely did. Ooh.
I'm glad we had it, it's all out on the table,
erm, and, you know, you've got to let him go now.
Gotta let him go. Yeah, I mean, you know, we're both...
..I guess, moving on from the situation.
But I still think the inner Lauren will come out
if you see him with someone else. Why, is he seeing someone?
Oh, no, no, no. Absolutely not.
I don't know. I mean, obviously it's not, like,
the best thing in the world to, like, see or hear, you know?
But at the same time I have no right being sassy about it.
But anyway, I feel like I haven't seen you in a while.
I didn't really speak to you at Jazz night.
What's going on with you? Like, what's new? Mate, all good.
Ruby and I are cool. Erm...
It's been really nice to hang out with her back in London.
Is it just platonic? I wouldn't say...
Yeah, I would say it's kind of...
No, I would say we... You know, we kissed and stuff,
but we haven't really stepped over... "And stuff." What stuff?
No, we haven't stepped over, like, that intimacy mark and...
..and actually, I respect that,
because we've been really, like, rebuilding our friendship.
Yeah. Erm, could I see myself being with her in the future?
Yeah, but I don't know how or when that is.
And I think I don't wanna, like, throw anything in there
that will cause that to change,
or, like, a spanner in the works, per se. Yeah.
Last time we spoke about dating, love life,
you were looking for a husband.
Yeah, I don't... Why are you a little bit hezzy?
The next person, it needs to be the one.
Without the pressure. But, like, I'm not going through this again.
Because I-I mean, I always...
I always find this a hard one to talk to you about because...
..I love Rez and I love you,
and I love seeing you together, but then I'm like,
"Oh, this is really sweet", but what...
Do you know what? I'm sure you're really sick of everyone asking.
No, no. But I understand why people do,
because you're his closest friends.
But there is something, like... I don't know, like...
Romantically, like, we haven't been intimate
for, like, two years.
If I'm, like, being really honest with both of you now,
I don't particularly see it as romantic at this moment in time.
I think we need to get you dating. And you.
Both of you. Back on the horses.
I'd like... I want someone to be, who I can completely be myself with.
I feel like... Yeah, it's key.
I want to be able to be vulnerable with someone, I want to be...
I want to, like, release my freak, do you know what I mean?
Yeah. Get your freak on.
Someone who likes the fact that I like bird-watching
and walk around with my binos. In your underwear.
In my underwear!
Someone who's obviously...
Yeah, just kind and motivated.
Oh, my God.
And obviously a rocket.
I reckon a double date, you two. Not together obviously.
What...? Two other individuals.
Oh, my God! Then it's all casual. Tris...Tristan?
And you can see how each other chat up.
Oh, God, OK. Double no. Right, we need to do this double date.
Yeah, you do.
We'll have to wingman each other.
I'll pick for you and you pick for me.
I mean, you'd be a great wingwoman, I've got no doubts.
I'm quite excited. Uh! All right, well...
Well, cheers to that. Let's get to work. Yeah.
# I was lost
# Now I've found you... #
What we need is some sort of codeword if it's not going well
or if it's going really well. What's our codeword, then?
Pineapples. THEY LAUGH
I'm not saying that to him.
Oh, boys, look! You're both on the...
# I was lost
# Now I've found you... #
I found some mugs. Ah! There we are.
And some red wine. That's, erm... We need it.
Guys, you're my little helpers and I'm very, very grateful. Of course.
I was expecting more of an industrial situation, to be honest.
You've done quite well.
# I was lost
# Now I've found you... #
Tension!
Oh, he's done it. He's done it!
THEY EXCLAIM AND CHEER
Well done, buddy. You can't write it. How does he do it?
That's how you get in the 200 club.
Is it? He's got the darts down, he's got the bowling down.
What can't you do? 200BC, that was when I was born.
Do you know what? You were good, I was all right.
You were good. You friend-zoned me, so you were terrible.
It wasn't that bad. You weren't amazing.
Yeah, you don't hold a grudge, do you?
Can you throw darts? Yep. I have your face as a target.
What's wrong with you? I'm joking.
Shall we just leave? Yeah, I know.
Leave them to it. Did you actually friend-zone him?
This is very flirty, Jazz. What?!
How's Miles?
Miles is good. We, er... We played golf yesterday.
I was terrible. He gave me some pointers, it was really good.
Did he hold you like that and show you the technique?
Why do you want to know? Freddy, you don't want to know,
it's just gonna hurt. Is this awkward for you
having to listen about her going on a date with Miles? No.
Tell me more, tell me more. It's awkward for me.
I think with Miles and I, it's very, like, chilled,
because he's obviously doing other stuff.
Erm, you know, we're both busy people,
so I think we're just...we're just vibesing for now.
Just vibesing. I mean, I'm enjoying his company.
Hopefully he's enjoying mine. Can you give me some intel?
Yeah.
No, he is. Look, I think the thing with Miles at the minute is
if you want more from whatever's going on between you two,
I think the power needs to be in your hands
and make him make a decision. Because it's so easy
to just have something really casual,
and then it either just fizzles out
or you just stay in the same space for ages.
Yeah. But at the same time, because you are both so busy,
it makes that time when you are with each other even better.
Yeah. I know all these girls are like, "Oh, my God, I'm so chill."
Like, literally me with Hugo. I was like, "Hugo, I'm really chill",
and then bang! Yeah. But no...
Yeah, I don't want to see you turning up to Miles's ice skating practice
like, "Why haven't you text me?!"
# We're here to have a good time
# We're going where the lights shine brighter
# So hold on to my lifeline... #
This is classic Sam, babe. Late.
Harley Street's not too far away. I'm gonna book him in
to a good doctor for a colonoscopy, right?
Because he's so full of shit,
we need to suck all of that out and start again fresh.
He lied in front of my face. I spoke to him
before my vows to you being like, you know,
"How are you? You look like you've had a great time, you know,
"on a beach in Bali with Yas.
"How's it going?" He goes, "Fantastic, I'm really enjoying it."
I know. 24 hours later... No, not even that.
12 hours later, he's in bed with some random girl.
Yeah, I know that. What annoys me is people now they talk about it,
they talk about him. It's like, "Oh, what happened on 16th December?
"Oh. Oh, yeah, that was Maeva's wedding.
"But Sam, you know what Sam did?" And that annoys me.
Wasn't just Maeva's wedding, it was Maeva and James's wedding.
No, I know. What I'm saying... SHE LAUGHS
No, what I'm saying is... You forget that, don't you?
No! I was invited to this thing. Be careful.
Hello. On time? Why are you so late?
What? Married man, how are we?
I'm very happy, but this isn't about me right now.
OK. It's about you lying to me... This beer is delicious.
..at our wedding. What?
You said you were happy with Yas at that time,
but really, 12 hours later... I didn't...I didn't...
..you were in bed with another girl. ..talk to you at the wedding
about Yasmine. You did. I asked you.
Yeah, but I said... I didn't want to tell you,
you were on your wedding day. Seemed like a bad time. So you lied?
I completely lied to you. What?
You lied to us? I didn't want the feeding frenzy
of having to deal with an uncomfortable time
with me and Yasmine. So that is why I wasn't fully
honest about everything, because I did see down the line
probably we'd sort it out. But in those moments,
I couldn't see longevity in our relationship.
Yasmine wouldn't pick up the phone to me.
All I want you to do is show some growth, Sam.
I think you're deflecting. Are you guys OK?
What? We're OK. We are OK.
We're OK since our little speed bump
when you told my wife that I told you that we're going to sex therapy.
I spoke with you in confidence and you went straight to her.
You should've said at the start of the chat, "This is confidential".
When I was in front of Maeva and we were talking about the nanny,
it kind of just rolled into, like, one big chat about everything.
I need you... Like, for our friendship,
and I do care about our friendship, I need you to control that.
Mm. At the same time, you shouldn't have shared that information,
which is details about your sex life with the group. You're...
I can share it if I want. It's not the group.
I shared it with three guys... You should've shared it
with your wife first. ..that I trusted.
Look, I'm getting to a point now where I've
covered for you so much and I've been on your side
when I haven't really...
..agreed with what you've done in the past.
But I'm starting not to recognise you.
Like, you're not growing.
I just feel like we... Listen, yeah...
I don't really know what to say.
This is pretty awkward, I'll leave you guys to it.
The guy's a prick.
# ..high, low, free souls go only where the love is
# Oh, you scandalous, what did she find...? #
Boys, you are young, you're supposed to be good to go, ready.
Look at me, I'm not out of breath at all.
It's this guy who's sweating his arse off.
Did you see how hard I was throwing it?
Let's get back to it, then.
All right, come on, then. I'll teach you how to do it, Freddy.
Hey, guys. Oh, here she is.
Better late than never. The winner's arrived, guys.
Right, come on, boys. Here's how you chuck a bowling ball.
Hi, honey. How are we?
I'm good, how are you? Good.
I'm so happy you're here, I have to tell you something.
Basically, my friend Julia called me,
and she goes, "I'm about to go on a date with Tristan".
I swear. I almost... I swear to God.
Who's Julia? I swear to God. Who's Julia?
It's just so strange to me because, like,
I don't mix my friends. She calls me, she's like,
"Jazz, I'm about to go on a double date with Tristan and Ruby".
What? Yeah.
First of all, I was like, "Who's Ruby going on a date with?"
Oh, sorry, that's really odd. Like, since when do
Tristan and Ruby, like...? Double date? Yeah.
And also, Tristan was just...
This is the thing. Like, Julia's my friend...
Tristan is Rez's best friend,
and Rez and Ruby have unfinished business.
So that's already weird.
Yeah. I'm just...I'm just trying to think, like...
It's so weird for me, because she's my mate
and Tristan's also my mate, and I'm like, "Hmm."
Do you think she'll like him? Yeah, I think she will.
Yeah. I think she will.
Time shall tell.
I don't know.
So, I think this is a great idea.
However, there's one caveat to this situation. OK.
You know I'm getting a load of shit for this.
For the date? From Rez, yeah.
It's a weird one, but...but here we are.
But here we are. So let's enjoy it, and if you need me to help you...
Yeah, and vice versa.
We're in this together. Like, I couldn't be doing this...
Like, we have to tag team each other. Yeah.
Thank God you're here, actually. "Wingman" is the word.
Is she nice? I think you're going to, like, really like her.
I was confident in my decision, I have to say.
I'm, like... I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
And I think I'll be pleasantly surprised as well. I hope you are.
Hey. Hi. Hello.
How are you? Hi, I'm Tristan.
Julia, lovely to meet you. Lovely to meet you. How are you doing?
Hi, so exciting. Ruby, nice to meet you.
Hi, lovely to meet you. Hi, welcome. I'm good.
Thanks for coming. Thank you so much for having me.
Lovely to meet you. You look absolutely gorgeous.
You do look lovely, you look stunning.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Yeah. Look at me, I'm a little Cheshire cat. Are you?
Julia, right? Yeah, some people call me Muffin, though.
Muffin? Someone... No, I swear... Do you know what?
That's...I've got a friend called Muffin.
Do you? Why "Muffin"?
I think it's because I'm very sweet. Oh, are you?
Hello. 100%.
Another man. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, I'm Ruby. I'm Steff.
Hi, Steff, how are you? Lovely to meet you.
Tristan, nice to meet you. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks.
Hi, nice to meet you. Hi, Julia. Hi, nice to meet you.
Lovely to meet you.
So, this is a...a first for all of us, I think.
It is. Definitely. Yeah. What's the situation with everyone?
Actually, this is my first double date and blind date.
Is it? Two in one for me, I think. What about you, Steff?
How long have you been single for? Er, for a year.
Yeah, yeah. We're all in pretty similar...
Yeah, yeah. I want, you know, just, like, nights in,
cooking together, watching films... Right? Wholesome vibes.
Wholesome vibes. It's not quite as fun when you're by yourself
sat on the sofa with your arm around no-one.
I'm a great cook, by the way. Really? Really good.
What's your favourite food?
I'm really into, like, erm, pasta.
Nice. Do you like linguine?
I do like linguine. I think I've gone off shellfish recently,
but we can come up with a new pasta which we can...
Has that been used a lot, that recipe? Never!
I love that.
# What are we waiting for?
# When the feeling's right
# It's right... #
Nice of you to help, though.
You know, dragging Zey in just to help you build your office.
I should have a lifetime supply of Prime Time now.
You can definitely have that. That's the least I can do.
It's a fair trade. So, what do you do? Like, what's your, like...?
Erm, so, I work in fashion at the moment.
Personal shopping, styling, sort of side to it.
Oh, my God, please help me! I'd love to.
I mean... You look great, what do you mean? Are you joking?
Do you need help? You've got a client. Of course.
No, my boyfriend has to, like, pick things for me. Yes.
Really? Normally it's the other way round.
I'd love to do that. No, no, no.
Oh, cute, I love this.
Aw, we're actually really proud of you, this is really cool.
You're levelling up in business. However, I have shit to do myself,
so I'm gonna leave you to it. Thank you. Bye.
And then there were two. Then there were two.
She's so nice. She's... Yeah, she's lovely. Yeah.
It's nice to meet your friends a bit more as well.
Getting to know more people.
Anyways... Are you nervous? SHE CHUCKLES
Yeah, it is a big step, because it's, like, you know,
we've had our thing, but then meeting mates,
and obviously you know Rez and Tris and all the rest, but...
Needing to make a good impression.
Family's next, but that's... Oh, God.
Anyway, thank you for tonight. Appreciate your help.
No worries.
You're cute. You're cute. SHE CHUCKLES
So, I came out of a relationship, like, a year ago.
Erm... She's ready to get back in the dating scene.
Guys, I'm telling you, I'm so ready. OK.
Do you like animals? Ha-ha!
Do you like animals? Do you like animals? Love animals.
I'm a massive geek, full disclosure. Just have to put it out there.
Oh, really? Yeah. But, like, I think in the good kind of way. Yeah.
Yeah. And how do you and Ruby know each other?
Ruby and I have known each other for a long time. We have.
Full disclosure, I am best friends with Ruby's ex-boyfriend.
Who's that? A guy called Rez.
So, have you had a conversation with him about going on dates?
Yeah, he knows I'm here.
Listen, I love Rez. You know, we respect each other a lot.
I think it's a conversation that has to be had and then it'll be fine.
100%. I agree. Yeah. Yeah.
Cheers to... It's lovely to meet you guys.
Lovely to meet you. So nice to meet you. Well, cheers. Cheers.
Cheers. Lovely to meet you, Steff. Rubeth? Lovely meeting you guys.
Ah. Oh! The sneak attack.
Mr Armstrong. How are you? Mister, welcome.
Yeah, lovely, it's gonna...
It's a bigger space than the other one, right? Mm.
You need a bit of paint on the wall, maybe some art work.
I think a bit of art, bit of furniture.
Can you get maybe a picture of me on this wall here?
I think I'd fit quite well. I think we should do...
I'm good with big spaces. ..me, you, and Tristan
blended into one being.
Yeah. Maybe you guys are strangling me.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes. Yeah.
I heard that... To be honest with you, I was a bit perplexed
when I heard this. No, I'm not surprised. It's...
Well, I get why it's upset you, but it's all kind of...
So, what's happened... Wait, hold on. ..spur of the moment.
Tristan's found someone for Ruby,
and Ruby's found someone for Tris. That's what's happened?
Yes. I'm so glad Tristan did that for Ruby.
Ruby was kind of vocalising that she sees you guys as friends.
She, like, needs to kind of get out there
and she's enjoying it right now.
It's, like, the clean slate...
It's the clean slate you guys haven't had.
But I think, you know, that aside,
I've been furiously loyal to Tristan.
Even when I do try and meet someone or date someone,
Tristan gives me 48 hours, like he did in Sydney.
Which actually turns out to be eight,
because he went on secret swims with her anyway.
I look at the other side of the fence,
like Miles and Temps.
Temps is making packed lunches for Miles
and going to see him every Sunday at Dancing On Ice.
My best mates are setting up my ex, yeah?
Going on double dates with her
and stealing the girls that I want to date. Is it just me or...?
I think you just need to speak to him, mate.
I don't think he's doing it with any mal-intent.
I feel like I'm missing a big piece of the puzzle in my mind here,
to be honest with you. Honestly, help me.
Help me help myself understand this.
Look, mate, I understand your frustrations.
I think you just need to speak to Tris
and understand, you know, where his head was at with...
..with it all. Yeah, I think so.
# Too much or too little
# We run in circles again
# Don't you know? I'm not trying to say I told you so
# It's just too much or too little
# Too much or too little
# Too much or too little... #
I have to say, I'm loving the matching outfits, guys.
With what, Sam and I? Yep.
Well, obviously not me, I've got a white shirt on.
I was gonna say. It was...
When you get in a relationship, you can do this kind of thing.
Yeah. Look, I just have to say, I-I believe you.
I don't know if anybody else does. I don't care.
Well, there we go.
After everything that's gone on between you two,
how is it with the boys?
James was not a happy boy with me.
Obviously, I mentioned the sex therapy thing to Maeva...
Yeah. ..a couple of weeks ago.
They are the most miserable married couple I've ever seen.
I can kind of get it from, like, a perfect couple,
but they...those two are far from perfect. I feel like...
Hi. Ah, Jazz.
Wow, look at this. Wow. It's Christmas.
You have to take that. Cheers.
Oh, delicious. Here we go.
Wow. That is delicious.
Sam, can we get another round? We'll get another round.
We'll get another round. Leave you guys to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bye. Bye. Bye. I actually want another one, thank you.
Well, they're finally happy again.
Yeah, they do look quite smitten, don't they? I'm happy for them.
I'm happy that they're happy,
because it was a bloody headache with them two.
That's the thing. I feel like when everyone talks about your business,
it gets blown out of proportion. But Mum and Dad back together.
Ah, I wanna know about your business.
What do you wanna know? No, how's it going with Freddy?
Hmm, erm... Because seeing you two bowling the other day,
I do think...
Not... I don't think you're leading him on,
but I do think you're giving him...
..maybe a glimmer of hope, or there's that flirtiness there. Oh, really?
And it's like a flirty friendship. Yeah.
And maybe he's still holding onto something.
I see you two hang out with each other
and I do think you do have a good chemistry with each other.
Do you? Mm.
More than me and Miles? I think you've played it very cool.
Not a lot of girls do play it cool with Miles, so he might be thinking,
"Oh, God, does this girl actually like me or not?"
And it might be making him shy. Yeah.
I think I need to...I need to have a think.
I need to, erm...
I don't know. Yeah.
But there's definitely nothing romantic there with me and Freddy,
so I think I need to make that clear.
But, yeah. No, we'll see.
# Tell me this will never change
# Tell me this... #
Hi, there. Hi, both. Hello. How are you doing?
James, nice to meet you. Hi, James, I'm Miranda.
Nice to meet you. I'm Maeva. Maeva, lovely to meet you too.
Thank you for seeing us. Very welcome.
So, what's bringing you to therapy? Why now?
I think...I think it was, er, initiated by me.
OK. Because since having the baby...
And correct me when I'm wrong. Like, jump in. Go for it.
Since having the baby,
our sex life has been on a downward trajectory.
And how were things before?
Fireworks from my department.
Yeah, it was. I mean, we always had some ups and downs. Yeah.
Obviously, like life, you know.
OK, that's something that we probably need... This is news.
It sounds like something that we need to talk about.
He doesn't spend enough time with me.
Ah. I don't like going into, like, details,
because it makes me feel embarrassed,
but you know what I mean.
So, sexually, do you mean? Yeah, sexually.
OK.
It's been ages that I don't feel...
..sexy, pretty, any more since the baby.
SHE SNIFFLES And, erm...
..that's why when we have a date, I kind of want to go out
so I can dress up and everything. You know, obviously...
..make it special. Mm-hm.
And, erm...
..and it's hard. OK.
MUSIC: How Many Love Songs Have Died In Vegas? by Swim Deep
# When you're sick with your emotion
# You find someone new to worry about
# How many love songs have died in Vegas? #
I am so glad I'm here, because I've missed you.
I know. It's such a small world.
You know I saw Tristan last night.
That's all I know. Yeah.
So, I have so much...
So, he's so hot, for starters. Yeah.
Like, we went out, we had some drinks. Mm.
Erm, it was so nice. Yeah?
Like, he's such a nice guy. I...
Giggle, giggle! Someone's blushing.
I am! So, I did end up
going back to Tristan's,
and it was just... It was a late night.
Erm, but it was fun. I'm happy.
Wait, so that was a full-on, like, successful double date?
Yeah. Because a lot of double dates don't go that way.
But it was good. Yeah. And I loved it.
Cheers to that, my love.
Cheers. I love it.
Hello. Oh, my God!
You look so pretty.
Thanks. Wow. You look cute, we're matching. I know.
This is... Hi, I'm Lauren. Hello.
Hi, lovely to meet you. This is Muffin. Julia.
Hello. The famous Julia.
It's me. Jazz said really nice things about you the other day.
Did she? I did.
Well, obviously. Amongst other things.
Oh, really? Oh, God.
Well, I heard you're dating Tristan,
or you went on a date with Tristan? Yeah, I mean, we're not dating,
but I saw him yesterday for a few drinks.
Yeah, yeah. Erm, yeah, it was nice.
It was, like, a double date, erm, but, no, he's...
With Ruby right? With Ruby, yeah. Ruby and Steff.
Did he tell you how much he loves animals?
He did. And that he's a bit nerdy?
He did. Aw.
Ah! I feel really awkward.
Do you like him? I do, I do.
I think he's hot. Well, like, we got on well, so...
Are you OK dating someone that, like,
wants to be in a relationship with someone else?
What, that he wants to be in a relationship with you? Yeah.
Erm...I mean, he didn't really say anything like that
so I'm just gonna go off what he says.
Well, he's not going to say that to you, obviously.
OK, well, you know, all the best to you,
and just proceed with caution, you know. Yeah.
No, I will. As you should.
I mean, like, together, I can see aesthetically
you work very well. Do you think? Yeah.
You look like... I don't know, I could see you on
a Christmas card together, you know?
A nice compliment. Yeah. I'll take that.
Well, do you guys think you have chemistry?
Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Do you think?
Yeah. I think so.
Hey, guys. Hi.
How are you? All right?
You good? Hello. Hi.
Hello, mate, I'm Rez. I'm Steff.
Nice to meet you. How are you doing?
You are phenomenally tall.
Cheers. You must breathe a different air up there.
How are you, Rez? Good. Good, good.
Right, guys I'm gonna go get another drink. Er, does anyone want one?
I'm all right for now. I'm all right for the moment.
I'm good, mate, thank you. All right. See you in a bit, bye.
Right...
He's cute.
Really, really.... SHE MOUTHS
Really nice guy.
But come on, like, let's cut to the chase.
I know you're, like, playing, you know...
It's all fun...fun and games
but it must be, like... Just, you know...
I do find it a bit weird that Tris is like,
"Yeah, I'm gonna go and set Ruby up."
Let's not beat around the bush.
I don't wanna cause a rift between Tristan and yourself.
It's not caused by you. It's just that there's definitely
a strange aura about my friendships at the moment.
And there's a million guys in this world that could do that for Rubes.
Didn't have to be Tris.
So, maybe when you have had date nights more recently,
it sounds like there may be more pressures
and more expectation, perhaps. Yeah.
Do you think when you're planning it and thinking,
"OK, it needs to look like this"?
Yeah, and I'm really worried because I'm a really worried person,
but, like, we've been... We got married a month, two months ago...
..and, yeah, I'm worried for our future if it's starting like this.
Mm-hm.
And I'm someone that doesn't worry. Like, I'm so OK going with the wind.
As long as I have a plan, I can just...
I kind of let everything else just play...
Play everything by ear.
I understand that, you know, you're finding it difficult,
erm, and you do want to be able to change things.
It would be great if you could try and have some date nights,
have some quality time together.
Erm, well, we are going away.
Yeah. So that's going to give us opportunity.
A two-week holiday, and I'm sure we can fit some time together in.
So you're both looking forward to this as an opportunity
to get some good time together,
and get some, er, some sexy time together.
Yeah. I hope so as well.
I love you. I love you.
Do I call you Julia or Muffin? What would you like me to call you?
Call me... Call me Muffin. Yeah?
Yeah. Is it anyone that gets to call you Muffin
or is it, like, a select few? Just, like, my favourite people.
OK. And you're, like, up there. I'm up there.
Yeah. Top ten? Yeah, maybe.
You've met some other people today, where do they sit in that ranking?
I mean, I... So, obviously, I spoke to Lauren. Mm.
I imagine she was hamming it up a little bit just to kind of...
..test you. Test your mettle.
I'm sure you handled yourself really well. No, but it's, like,
I know you're done with her. Yeah. Well, it's just we never...
We never worked together. Good.
Reza!
Hello.
You must be Muffin. I am Muffin.
Julia, how are you? Good, how are you?
Do you mind if I chat to Tris? Yeah. Can I steal him from you?
Of course. Thank you so much.
All right. Great to see you. See you guys.
Wish me luck. Bye, bye, bye. Find you later. See you.
I'm really sorry.
Listen, I-I know I've overstepped the mark here
and I'm really sorry.
There's a plethora of fuck-ups here, and...
..upon retrospect,
yeah, I'm sorry.
It is disappointing. You're my best mate, man.
Yeah. Like, of all the people I would've thought that wouldn't
set my ex up with someone that can quite literally touch the clouds.
I understand you're upset and I'm sorry about that.
Erm, from, like...
It's been very confusing to me. You and I haven't really had
a conversation about, like, what is going on with Ruby.
Well, I told you, I've told you.
Obviously Ruby and I is very complicated.
I don't expect anyone to understand it,
but clearly there are feelings there. Yeah.
Mate, come... I've got no doubts... Don't beat around the bush.
Do you think it's OK that you did that?
Do you think my feelings were considered?
Probably not. I've been in situations many times
and I've always chosen you, no matter fucking what, bro.
You know I have as well, because of my loyalty to you.
But it's... Please stop saying about loyalty.
Like, I understand I've upset you, but, like...
So you...
No, it is loyalty, Tris.
Why...? I don't understand... Look, I love Ruby.
You know that, and I want her to, like, be happy.
She's bloody entitled to do what she wants.
So I should just... I should just take a step back from Ruby
and not interact in that kind of... No, just, like...
You're meant to be my best mate. It's weird.
You don't need to set her up with people.
In the last three months you and I have had a few hiccups,
to say the least.
Started with Bella, Isabella, Ruby,
Do you know what I mean? And for me, it just seems like there's always
a girl involved, do you know what I mean?
Like in Sydney. Erm, I'm very sorry for upsetting you,
and I think...
I hear you, and I just don't want to have an argument with you, so...
That's one thing we should do, is get a dog next.
No, babe, we don't get a dog next. We've got the business,
we've got... Everything's going... Dog and then... One thing at a time.
You OK? Erm...
No. Not really. No. No.
I don't... I feel a bit bad, if I'm honest,
because the last thing I want is for you and Rez to fall out,
and I feel like I'm...
I have a part to play in this. And I think maybe, in hindsight,
it's a wonderful thing,
I should've been a bit more mindful on
the situation at hand. Yeah.
Erm, you know, but at the same time,
I'm not with Rez.
Lauren's upset as well, apparently.
She's been... Talk to me about this. So Lauren's...
What's...? I've heard bits and bobs, but...
I'm not entirely... I mean, I'm a little bit confused
about the Lauren thing. I've put my cards on the table so many times.
I've said, you know, "I want to pursue things.
"I'm looking for something slightly more serious".
And every single time I put my cards at the table,
she's kind of rebutted it, or not...
She shut it down. She shut it down.
And then suddenly, you know,
we go on this fun double date and she's being really rude to Muffin
and then having a problem with me. I don't know.
I really... This whole thing's been an absolute shit show.
No more double dates. HE SIGHS
MUSIC: When The Laughter Stops by Yard Act
# Don't let no-one ever know about the burden that you're smuggling
# You dry your eyes at the gate to hide the struggling
# The stories that you're juggling... #
Oh, here he comes. Hello!
Sam, thanks for coming. Hi.
Hi. Were you gonna shake my hand just then?
Yeah, I was. Hey, man.
Thanks for coming, but you really didn't need to bring back-up.
I was gonna hash it out with Sam
because we didn't leave it on a good foot last time, did we?
We didn't. No, I heard.
Yeah, I was pretty... I don't really have anything else to say.
I just feel like you guys were very quick
to kind of judge me and what's going on in my life,
and you're very quick to come and really have a go at me
about what happened. And I actually feel like it's kind of reflecting
what's happening in your life. You don't...
You guys don't seem the happiest right now.
But that's... Again, like, you don't need to lash out like that.
I'm not lashing out. You don't need to low blow. No, because
I've spoken to you about my relationship,
and I've said, "This is the issue." It doesn't mean we're not happy.
It's just we've had a baby and we're not having sex.
Like, now we're gonna go to a sex therapist. Mm.
It's nothing to do with our happiness. It's about...
..how two people are in a relationship.
OK, well... I don't know what you're trying to protect.
I don't know how... I don't know how we move forward.
I don't think we do at the minute. We're at a different stage of life.
I am... Yeah, we are. ..very happy that I'm working with my girlfriend.
You've...you've got a marriage, you've got sex therapy,
you've also got a little baby. Sam, look, yeah, you're smiling,
but also, I've been there for you in your difficult times. Yes, you have.
I've stood by you when we both know...
And I would still back you. ..I probably shouldn't. Yes.
I must say, I'm in a different stage of my life than I was
even a few months ago. Well, I'm glad you see it that way.
But at the minute, I just... I see the same guy sat in front of me.
I don't see any growth, and that's...that's what...
I've got better now. What you've just told me,
it's great to say it, but I haven't seen any actions,
so I think some time apart will be great.
I think time apart and maybe let's chat another time.
Yeah, all right. Bye, James.
MUSIC: Try Be Good by Olympia
# And I try be good to myself
# And I try to get used to it
# And I try to figure out... #
So, you remember when we said to you
that we were going to see a sex therapist?
Yeah. I was so against it, but now, weirdly,
talking to this girl, I feel a bit more, like... I don't know...
I miss him. What...what did she say?
She's got an aura, she's got a vibe.
She makes you...she makes you want to talk.
So, I don't know now if we're going to have sex,
but it feels good. I feel good.
It's, like... It's difficult.
You go through parts of life and times
where you guys are gonna be so happy,
and same with me and Jordan.
Then we'll go through stages where, you know,
it'll need extra work and extra communication,
and a bit of extra sex.
I'm so tired.
I don't know how people do it with, like, four kids and a job.
Like, what the hell? Honestly, women need bloody medals, it's insane.
I think you're doing a great job, though.
Go on holiday and have loads of sex
and let me know when you get back. You might have a glow about you.
Yeah.
Hi. Hi. How are you?
Oh, Bloody Mary! Thank you. I could do with one of them.
How are we? Yeah, I mean, I met Muffin.
I did hear.
I just feel... Tristan, I feel like you're coming across
really disingenuine to me, if I'm being honest with you.
Because the last I know is we had a pretty emotional conversation
where you want to be in a relationship with me,
and, like, matter of days you're, like,
hooking up with, like, a 21-year-old.
Like, I just don't understand.
I've been making my feelings clear to you for the last six months
and you have never really opened up to me.
If you want to be in a relationship with me,
I would've expected you to actually make effort.
The point is... If you want to be in a relationship with me,
I expect you to make an effort, Lauren. Let me finish talking!
You're so infuriating. Let me finish talking.
I think you think this is a very one-way stream, Lauren.
This is the behaviour... Two weeks later, I get sat on a blind...
This is the behaviour... Don't talk to me about behaviour, Lauren.
..that stopped me from wanting to commit.
This is it. The behaviour that stopped me wanting to commit
was you playing me and Harvey off against each other. This is why...
I'm gonna talk to you guys, because you keep interrupting.
No, you're being really rude. This is why I proceeded with caution.
No, this is why. You're being really rude, and actually very...
It's this behaviour. ..disingenuine yourself. You're being...
You're not listening to me. I have...
It's so frustrating because... I can't finish a sentence.
I'm not letting you drag my name through the dirt
any more than you have already. I'm not gonna let you lie...
I'm not lying. ..and say you made effort and this and that...
Don't point your finger at me, please. I'm not gonna do that.
Did you guys end things the other day?
We were never in something to end.
OK. Listen, I-I have some things to do.
I just feel like I'm gonna go, OK?
I don't think we're going to get anywhere. Leave you guys to it.
Lauren...
Well... How's your day going?
Better than Lauren's.
To clarify, Rubes, like...
this is not anything to do with you.
I know... Like, you can date who you want. I'm... I want you to be happy.
Like, it's nothing to do with that.
I'm sorry for, erm, getting involved with yours and Ruby's situation.
I didn't think anyone did anything maliciously.
What I'm saying is, I think you disregarded how I felt.
And as someone who is your best mate,
and how, like...
..I thought our relationship was, I would've thought
that you would've thought about my feelings. That's all.
I've apologised profusely for the situation.
But... I realise I fucked up. And I realise I fucked up
and I'm meant to be this person who's empathetic
and have this moral compass, and clearly, I've got it wrong here,
and I'm owning that. And I'm really fucking sorry for it,
and I'm upset that I've hurt you and I'm really upset
that you feel this way.
But I don't feel that you are, bro.
I think... What more is he meant to say or do?
I think you're saying all the right stuff, but I don't feel like
you're upset. You didn't call me once in this whole situation.
I do a lot for you, Tris. And I do a lot for you, Rez!
Not as much as I do for you. I disagree.
I feel that I'm ten times more loyal than you are to me.
I'm very patient with you. Patient? Yeah.
Tris, I'm trying to tell you that I've been patient for years
with you. And I'm saying that everyone
treads on eggshells around you. ..you're discounting one situation.
Right, let's not shout... No, no, no, Rubes...
No, this is getting really ridiculous, Rez.
Tris... It's getting really frustrating.
..you just don't like hearing stuff... No, I do.
..that makes you look bad. And I'm not trying to make you look bad...
You are, desperately. I'm trying to make you see where I'm coming from.
What do you want me to see? Because you don't want anyone to know.
Yeah, but you're saying that I don't care about you.
You're saying that I don't value you. I'm saying I do.
OK, but you don't show it. And I'm sorry that you haven't seen it.
I'm sorry recently you haven't seen it. You don't show it.
And I'd love to rectify this, but what you're doing,
is you're making it deeper instead of us trying to solve the problem.
I don't feel that you're listening to me.
I expect way more from a friendship of someone that I've known six years
and been so, so...furiously loyal to you.
The Ruby stuff was just...
It took me over the edge, mate.
I've kissed Jazz and you haven't, to be fair.
You're just waiting. Waiting for what?
For something to go wrong.
You look very cute, it's nice. Do we?
Yeah. Do we suit? I think you've got good energy with each other.
I'm so good without you. You're acting like...
Don't get it twisted, sweetie.
If I wanted to be with you, Tristan, I would be with you.
Would you ever ask her out?
Who am I kidding? Who wouldn't want to date Tina.
I think it's like a bit, like, close to home, personally.
I'm not gonna do it now. Date whoever you wanna date,
just not a friend of mine.
Stop trying to kiss me. Kiss me.
We worked so hard to get here
and I feel like now he's just, like, lying to me.
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