This programme contains strong language and adult themes throughout
Have you heard about Sam? No. He woke up in another girl's bed.
We didn't tell you, Emily, because this is your reaction.
What do you think I'm going to do? Say well done?
I'm starting not to recognise you.
I'll leave you guys to it.
The guy's a prick.
Miles said to me that he was single and ready to mingle.
If Miles is single and ready to mingle, so am I.
ALL SHRIEK
Why would you not check with Miles before snogging Sam?
Why are you being so attacking on her?
Honestly, you need to tone it down.
I apologise. Come here.
PHONE RINGS That is Ruby calling me.
She wants to talk to me pretty urgently. OK.
I don't want you to move on with someone else,
because I want to be with you.
I just... There's a lot for me to process right now.
OK, well, I'm going to leave you to think about everything.
The only word I can describe is hell.
He's doing bits, that guy.
I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't.
He hasn't mentioned your name once.
I feel like I have to wear a helmet around her.
Stop being Miles's mouthpiece. I've had it.
I don't want to hang out with you both.
I can't stand her, actually. I look very good in a bikini.
What? Ruby, this isn't the first situation
where someone goes out with someone's ex.
Do you want to risk it all at the roll of a dice?
MUSIC: We Look Good Together (Big Words) by Courting
Nice.
I feel like you've taken your dog for a walk.
Are you my dog, or...? Well, I can play that.
Are we on that level now? I can play that role.
Listen, you've had me on a leash for long enough,
I feel like I'm the dog in this relationship.
Well... This looks nice. It does look nice.
I wasn't expecting all of us to be to be having lunch together.
Sam's just doing the most.
Thanks for this treat. Shall I tuck it in today? Yeah. There you go.
Er...
I see you've worked on the man-spreading, so that's good.
Oh, God, so... I feel like this is why I needed to invite everyone
for, like, lunch. Just, like, clear the air.
Well, Jazz is running late. Close your legs. Close my legs, yeah.
What's the you and Jazz situation now?
Is that a thing, or...? Erm...
I mean, not really. She's seeing Miles. Yeah, I mean, look,
obviously, they were lacking stuff in their first few dates
that made Jazz actually want to kiss me.
It wasn't just my three words that made her want to kiss me. Erm...
Cos you're so charming, Sam.
Well... What, do you think I am?
Yeah, this is quite a vibe, you two.
Oh, God, no. No, no, no. It's just a...
Sweetie, do we have a problem?
No, sweetie.
Eat your food.
Hello, hello. Hi, Jazz. So nice to see you.
Guys, I'm so sorry I'm late. What time do you call this?
No, I'm loving this hoodie. Are you? Thanks.
I'm not in the same attire.
Don't worry, we're just...
Not really the same vibe here.
You look cute. Surprised they let you in.
Watch it. You've had your last. All right, I've just started again.
And what's new with you?
So, I left the countryside and I went to Miles,
cos I just... I don't know why, even though like...
Come to Miles. I was like, "Miles..." No, cos I don't know why,
but on the way back I felt guilty, even though,
like, I don't think I did anything wrong,
but I felt a bit childish. And I was like, "Oh, Jazz,
"you didn't have to retaliate like that."
And so how do you feel about Miles now?
So, bottom line is, he is super busy,
so it's kind of been, like, quite stagnant.
But, like, I think we can all agree, he's very attractive. Yes?
I love she wants everyone's... Am I meant to give a yes here?
He's about to cry.
Come, come.
But I think, Temps and I, a conversation is maybe brewing.
He's doing bits, that guy. Like, he's busy.
Like, I've never of thought I would, like, feel any kind of way
about him... Do you have a problem with him?
..until the dinner party.
Like, she sat there crying and you're like Miles's mouthpiece.
Just relax.
I think with Temps,
he's got an issue with you, and you're my best mate,
and I don't really appreciate how things went down in the countryside
and I was really upset.
So, hopefully we can have a conversation
and maybe I'll get an apology. I don't know.
MUSIC: Amama by Crumb
So, tell me what's been going on.
Oh, God. You missed out on a lot of drama. Did I?
Mm. Have you heard about our trip away? And what happened there?
No, I haven't heard about that.
So, we were playing games
and basically somebody said to Sam Vanderpump,
"Kiss the girl that you like the most."
Sam Vanderpump said, "Miles said he's single and ready to mingle."
And as soon as Jazz heard that,
she jumped up and snogged him.
And I was like, "What the hell?"
And then everyone started chiming in.
Lauren's been, like, taking swipes at me.
What's she been saying? Oh, I mean, she's a princess.
She... Everything she says, she thinks her opinion's facts.
And she's actually patronising. She was telling me to shush.
She was like, "Who are you, honey? "I can't stand her, actually.
She is... I like Lauren, but she's got a bit of an ego.
Mm. Maybe. Anyway,
Sam's coming along, coming on his own. Can't believe it.
You two OK with each other? I think so.
I'm happy that they are, you know, giving it a go.
That's totally their choice and down to them.
But, erm,
Yas definitely doesn't speak to me as much any more now.
Doesn't make an effort as much.
I don't know, maybe they think I'm anti their relationship
but ultimately I just miss my friend Yas.
MUSIC: Gone By Now by Only The Poets
Hello. Hello. Aww.
Come on in. So nice to see you.
I feel like you haven't been here for ages. I know.
Just trying to think when the last time I was here was.
Where's Kiki and Jude?
Jude, Karen and Kiki are out for a walk,
so we've got the place to ourselves.
Oh, my God, how nice. Yes.
Sorry. There's literally toys everywhere. Jude? Yeah.
Oh, my God, sweet. Jude or Kiki. Kiki steals all his cuddly toys.
I can imagine.
Ah. How are you?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Oh, my God. I am...
I'm all right, I'm fine. I'm glad to be here.
I'm glad to see you. I feel like I need to just...
Off-load? Off-load. I don't know how we're here again.
What? No...
So, obviously Reza's pretty much dating Tina.
Wow. Even though he said to you he wasn't going to.
Yeah. This whole thing is so weird. Like,
I find the whole thing weird. Ultimately,
I can't help but feel...
Always part of me thinks, "Well, what if it did all work out?
"And what if, like...?"
He's your person. "..he was my person?"
I feel like I'm going to get upset.
Why? Don't get upset. Because I just feel like...
I just feel like... Rubes...
..we've been here. Like it's so testing and I just...
I'm still here,
like, in this weird limbo stage
with my long-term ex-boyfriend,
and I just feel like, you know, maybe it could be
the happy ending that I'd always hoped for with him.
Erm... Imagine if it was. That would be, like...
You'd be like, "All of this is worth it." Yeah.
But you never know. Imagine if you...
Say, like, you went back there and then it didn't work...
So, I met him last night.
OK.
And I sort of off-loaded everything
and told him how I'm feeling about him.
Was he shocked? I think he was completely speechless.
Was he? He basically was a bit like, "It's all too little too late."
What? Yeah.
I feel like this is what he's been waiting to hear.
Yeah, I kind of thought that too.
But then maybe he's like...
He doesn't want to just be like, "Yes.
I don't expect him to. Because you've just, like...
..you've said that, yeah. He didn't say no.
Yeah, exactly.
The connection we have is so incredible.
Like, I love hanging out with him. I think he's such a great person.
And like,
the idea of just, like... I don't know.
Him not being... Yeah, makes me like, really, really sad.
So hard.
MUSIC: Through The Trees by King Stingray
LAUGHTER
Work it, Paris. Come on.
Yeah, come on, Paris.
Ooh, cheeky wink. She's a pro.
You need to take some tips, as well, when you finally get a job.
Mate, I've got more work than she has.
Yeah? When was your last cover?
That looks really cool. Beautiful.
OK, yeah. That's a wrap. Thank you, everybody.
CHEERING
Thank you. Well done, well done. How are you guys doing?
Thanks for being my audience. You're so welcome.
I'm not going to lie, it does sometimes feel like
I'm living in my dream, like, everything... Yeah.
No, but seriously, like, doing your dream job,
there's nothing that makes me happier.
I've been quite busy recently. I am writing a children's book.
That makes sense. Yeah. I'm literally...
Sorry, that sounded so... "That makes sense."
Cos I feel like you're very, like, youthful
and you get along with, like, kids and stuff.
Basically, it's me and my two French bulldogs.
I'm the main character, obviously.
Obviously, yeah. Who isn't?
And it's literally just... It teaches kids life lessons.
So, you're giving life lessons and you're like,
what, six months into being an adult now. So that's good.
I'm giving life lessons to children. Life lessons for when you're ten.
What have you learnt in the past six months. Stick it in the book.
I'm also getting an illustrator very soon,
which is exciting.
Erm, you need to come to that, by the way. OK.
Because I can't... My dogs are an absolute nightmare.
But it is all about the illustration as well.
Like, I think it's equally as important as the writing.
Especially for a children's book.
I'm an author now. Still can't find a girlfriend,
but, whatever, I have a book!
Have a book, yeah. Have a book.
MUSIC: What You Wanna Do By Bobby Pilgrim
It is nice to spend some time with you. Have to book you in these days.
It is nice, man. You're a very sought-after man. Am I? Mm.
Well, I'd take a park bench with you over anything,
to be honest with you.
That's very sweet of you. What's new with you?
Talk to me about J...Juffin.
Juffin. Julia Muffin. Really like her,
really enjoy spending time with her,
I just don't know if that, like, spark,
that massive connection is there.
Do you spend time with her a lot or...?
Yeah, I've seen her a little bit.
I haven't actually seen her this week. I haven't spoken to her.
I've had quite a busy week with work and other stuff going on, so...
Do you chat on the phone? No.
Do you know what the test for you is? Bird watching.
Give her a pair of binoculars.
Yeah. See how she takes it.
That's sexy. And then, you never know...
You never know. You may be very surprised.
Anyway, my love life is very boring in comparison to yours. Tell me.
I... What's the latest in the saga of Rez?
Yeah, I don't... Every day it changes.
Still seeing Tina? Gone on a date with her.
I think she's got great banter. We get along really well.
There is sexual chemistry between us, absolute sure.
I mean, Tina's gorgeous.
OK, last time we spoke, Ruby has confessed her love to you.
Yeah, it was a lot, man. And I just... To be honest with you...
What was your initial...? What was your immediate reaction
to hearing that?
"This is a kneejerk reaction to Tina and I."
And as much as I've always wanted this
since we got back from Sydney,
I'm struggling to see it as a genuine feeling.
And I've seen it over the last ten years that I've known Ruby,
and we've been in these situations before.
And where's it got me? Am I with Bella?
Am I with, you know...?
Am I with other girls that I've seen in the past?
No. I always get sucked back in.
OK. I understand exactly what you're saying.
But you've had this dream of doing that with Ruby for years.
I have.
And I just... It's there. It's within reaching distance.
Do you want to risk it all to try and find new love?
Or do you want to trust that that person you've known for ten years
is being authentic with her feelings and take the risk?
I feel like I'm between a rock and a hard place,
because I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't.
I'm just trying to navigate the situation, not upset anyone.
50/50's not going to get you anywhere, mate.
I honestly believe that Ruby's the one who has your heart.
I think you need to reach out and grab it.
Problem is that heart's been broken quite a few times by Ruby
at the same time, mate. Well, let her fix it, then.
So, Tina and Rez are a thing,
but Rez sends Ruby flowers and not Tina.
SHE SIGHS
You know, this Ruby and Rez thing, I really just...
Will this ever end? I cannot tell you.
Them two together, when they are together,
they do not categorically work.
The only word I can describe is hell.
If it was going to work throughout the ten years,
it would have worked by now.
Here he is. Hey. How are you?
You look very well. Have you had a haircut? Thank you. I have.
Hello. Hi, Emily.
How are you? So well. Swell.
I'm so glad.
Erm... How's Yas?
Huh? How's Yas?
Yas is great. Yeah, really good.
Nice. She's good. Have you not caught up with her? No, I haven't.
I messaged her but she didn't reply.
Oh. Do you know why Yas has a problem with you?
Why, Sam?
Because when the stuff happened a couple of months ago,
you were the one person
out of everyone in this friendship group who pined after negativity.
Pined after it? Please go on.
You were talking to people that weren't our friends
about our situation. Who?
Everyone. You were talking about it with everyone. Who?
No, Emily. You're... You just...
All you do is spread negativity.
And then what you do is...
You do. Yas hangs out with her mates the whole time
and the only person she's not hanging out with is you.
But why hasn't she spoke to me about that, then?
Because she feels like when that negativity was going on,
you were the one person... And you... So did I...
No, no, no, no, no. ..not check in on her three or four times?
Did I not ask her? Well done, well done.
No, you're out of order, Sam. You're wrong. No, I'm not, I'm not.
Any opportunity to say negatives about my relationship with Yasmine,
you are the first person, top of the list, always. Number one.
You've... I... You've got it so wrong. Bless you.
I feel sorry for you. Why do you feel sorry for me?
Because I feel sorry for you that that's what you think.
I feel sorry for you that you're clearly unhappy in your relationship
cos you have to...
It's true, though. Oh, my God, Sam.
I'm going to go, cos you're actually making me laugh now,
cos you're that ridiculous.
Bless you. I feel bad for you, babe. Fucking classic.
You're just a fake little prick. Bye, Temps. See you soon.
Later, babe. You're full of fucking shit, mate.
MUSIC: Butterflies At Night by Ten Hands High
I have actually invited Emily here.
OK. I thought it would be nice for us all to catch up,
have a glass of vino.
I know that Sam caught up with her yesterday
and it didn't go very well at all.
Amazing. Thank you so much.
Let's see the nails. Let's see.
Ooh. That's what we like. Oh, yes, snazzy.
You know. Simple. We love a simple nail.
Such a birthday princess. Your birthday was, like, last week.
You're still going. I know. Birthdays keep going for weeks.
It's a month-long event for me. Yes. Same. Just drag it out.
You can't stop.
No. How was it? What did I miss? I actually am gutted I wasn't there.
I know. I can't believe you're so selfish to be away.
I know. I didn't book it.
Missing my birthday! How selfish of you!
Well, what happened?
Oh, God, where do we begin?
When I was having a little conversation with Rez,
we were having a little birthday chat... Yeah.
..Ruby calls him.
Basically, he told me that she wants to be with him.
Happy birthday. That's a coincidence.
Happy birthday with a cherry on top!
Literally. I was like, "Thanks so much. That's so kind."
So, what did Rez say back to you?
Did he make it quite clear that he chooses you over Ruby?
From what he's told me, he has reassured me that he wants
to continue things with me. So you feel good? You're good?
Yeah. It's just obviously, like, quite frustrating.
Like, we're kind of just like...
Like they've been there so many times.
And I understand that you can have feelings for your ex and stuff.
But it's just, like, getting to the point now it's like
I am dating him.
He said to me he wants to pursue me.
Look, I don't want any drama with anyone. I don't.
But it's now sort of her getting in my way. Yeah.
Like, I genuinely do have feelings now.
MUSIC: In Another Time by Zezendium & Aldous Finch
Thanks for making time.
No worries.
You look lovely.
Thanks. Yes, I know, the floppy hair.
I'm just... It's one of those... It's been one of those days where
I kind of went, "I'm just going to rock it."
Didn't you use to have, like, really short hair once?
Yeah. Yeah. But I had a buzzcut like Temps.
Which, by the way, he is coming here - just to let you know.
I thought I'd bring you two together.
Mm. You know.
Yeah. That's the thing. Like, I don't...
I don't want to have a drama with your best mate.
Obviously, I think there'll probably be things that I will say to him,
but I don't really want to be in a war with Temptation.
Well, I'm sure we'll clear things up now. Yeah.
You know. Hopefully. Erm, so at Tina's, I did speak to Vanders.
He did say that the "single and ready to mingle" comment
was fabricated. Erm...
So, he did admit that I never said that. Yes.
Oh, wow. That's nice of him. He was still trying to flirt with me.
Mm. Yeah, I think Vanders is a playful guy.
Playful player.
Very different things.
Mm.
Hey, team. Ah, brother. How are you, man?
Good. You all right? Yeah, I'm good, man. I missed you.
Good to see you. Yeah. I know.
Hi, Temps. You OK? Yeah. Are we OK? Yeah.
Shall we hug it out? And talk it out.
I like this version of you when Lauren's not about. Ah.
Are we going to be nice to each other?
Yeah. Hopefully, we can have a conversation and smooth it.
Flesh it out. Yeah. Smooth it over.
Where do we start?
Erm, obviously, I haven't really seen you,
apart from Tina's, since the countryside.
So, I feel like maybe that was best
because we were both really, like, heated.
I actually do want to apologise about that,
cos I feel like I raised my voice with you
and it wasn't so much my frustration at you,
it was Lauren.
And I feel like you and I are probably OK with each other now.
Yeah, I think between, like, me and you,
we're fine, cos we understand each other.
But then I think now there's a mutual problem with you
and my close friend. It's true. Erm...
So, you think that Lauren brings out bad sides to me.
Yes. I think so.
What? Yeah.
Why did you say yes? She's not my kind of person either.
I do just think Lauren is a mean girl but...
It's true. I'm hoping that, when you talk to the girls,
if you do, like, they can ease off a little bit
and understand that he's just doing the right thing by his best friend.
MUSIC: Ticket To Mars by Loose Teeth
Well, I mean, obviously I haven't seen you since I spoke to Reza.
I really want you guys to, like,
find your happiness together. Like,
I do think you guys are made for each other.
I genuinely do.
I personally don't look at Rez without thinking of you.
Like, whenever...every time I look at Rez, I always think of you.
Really? Yeah. It's really weird.
We're like the same person. Yeah.
Hello. Hi, girls. Hiya.
Hi. Hi.
How are you? You look nice. Are you OK?
Hello. Hi, how are you? A long time. I know. I know.
I haven't seen you in years.
Literally months, years. I know. It's been a hot minute.
I heard that it didn't go very well with Sam yesterday.
No.
I was a bit taken aback, to be honest.
Yeah. It's so weird.
I don't understand how we're here.
Like, I feel like we're so close and everything,
I just feel like we don't know each other right now.
To kind of speak about me to, like, Maeva and James, for instance,
whereas if you were going through something in your relationship,
I would never speak about the people that weren't your friends.
And I think that's probably where it stems...
..and all of this kind of anger's probably just, like, come up.
So, you're angry that I spoke to James and Maeva
about you and Sam. But then...
It's just like... Yas... I just feel like it's been...
I've had the same conversation... Yas, that is a poor excuse.
No, it's not a poor excuse. It is. It is.
No, because I've had the same conversations that I have had
when I was going through my situation. James and Maeva? Yeah.
One person? When the whole...?
By the way, we're talking weeks ago. I know...
Just after it happened... When every single person in the area
was talking about it, by the way, by the way.
I know, but you're my best friend as well.
I know, but so what? Does that mean
that you have to talk about it as well to everyone?
I've not heard Emily say... I've not said anything.
..anything bad or bring that situation up again.
Sam has made it up in his own brain, hat maybe that's what he thinks
I have been going around doing, speaking...
I don't think he's made it up in his own brain, but I think...
But then why is he calling me a negative person?
If you were to sit down and say,
"I actually think you're a negative person," I'll take it on board.
I'm not taking it on board from Sam Prince. Sorry.
Look, I don't... It doesn't need... This is,
I don't want this to go round and round in circles
but I think there's just been a few niggly bits
that have just, like, irritated me.
Yeah, and you know who's just made that worse? Your boyfriend.
Because now I don't want to hang out with you both.
I don't like him any more. He's just not a nice person, clearly.
MUSIC: You Won't Save Me by Nick Kinglsey, Daniel Farrant & Sofi Nordgren
MUSIC: Seein' Is Believing by Raphael Lake & Aaron Levy
Dog, no. Get my dog.
That's all right. I don't even... Get him away from the cake.
That's our only prop. We need this for the cover.
How about if you sit I'll give you a treat?. I promise. Hey, sit.
Sit. Sit.
Right, Alba, gentle.
Good girl. Gentle. Thank you, Jack.
Gentle.
Delicious.
Probably what made it onto the All Things Delicious podcast.
So, let me get this straight. You're writing a book,
even though you've literally...
You've probably just only learnt how to write and read yourself.
So, I'm quite impressed. It's... Yeah, that's why it's for kids.
Yeah. Who said you were qualified to teach kids lessons?
Cos that's terrifying. Me. I was a manny.
You mean a man nanny. A man nanny. Yeah.
So, that's... that's been your previous job.
At one point I was a man nanny, yeah.
For how long, by the way?
For, like, three weeks. Alba...
I would never, ever let you look after my kids.
Really? No way.
So, what's the book going to be about, then?
So, so far, just from the illustrations,
I can kind of tell it's about cupcakes, you and your dogs.
So, this book here is called Pablo's Birthday.
So, is it teaching kids basically not to eat too much?
I haven't even thought about that. That's a good point.
But the main point of this book is you have to share
with your friends, otherwise bad things are going to happen to you.
"Bad things are going to happen to you." To scare kids for ever.
Share, share. Yeah, yeah. We do a lot of sharing in Chelsea,
actually. Not too much cupcakes, more boyfriends and girlfriends.
Yeah, exactly. But it looks great
and that's the first time I'm seeing the updated version.
That looks great. Right, Freddy, be honest with me now.
Yeah... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you written all
of this yourself or did your mum help you?
I wrote the whole thing and then my mum,
who used to read me kids' books, was like tweaking stuff. So...
Oh, my God. Trust me, you're going to... It's funny, it's funny.
Do you know what? I give it to you.
You're still quite young and you're trying things.
You're being an entrepreneur.
Yeah. This isn't my only venture, by the way.
I'm an events manager at Raffles and testing the waters tomorrow,
I'm throwing a massive party. It's going to be huge.
Erm, you guys are coming, obviously.
So, what, half the day you're a party planner,
the other half a day you're a kids, children's author?
Yeah, no, it's weird. Wow. The world of Freddy.
Yeah, it's... It's an, it's an interesting one.
It's your world, hon. I think we're just living in it.
MUSIC: Choo Choo by Fizzy Orange
I'm really excited about your new flat. I know, me too.
Are you so excited? I'm really excited.
Just needed a little bit more space.
For the girls. Yep, for the girls. What's been going on with you?
SHE SIGHS
It's just been very confusing between Rez and I.
Very weird. I think, you know,
him dating Tina affected me in more ways than I'd anticipated.
What is going on with them anyway?
I don't know, I don't know.
But I know that she's asked to come and meet me today,
which I'm dreading, if I'm honest.
Because I don't know what she wants to hear.
I don't know what she's got to say to me.
The last proper conversation I had with Rez was him leaving
Tina's party to come and meet me. Oh. You know,
I think recently, for a while, I'd been kind of thinking
to myself, what if it did all work out?
Could we give things another go? We're older now,
we've grown as people. We...
I think YOU have. I don't think he has.
You know, I think you both, and I understand why,
but you both cling onto this, "We go back ten years,
"we've known each other ten years. So much history."
Doesn't always mean that it was good history.
IMOGEN CHUCKLES
You know?
MUSIC: Give Up by James Vincent McMorrow
Cheers, guys. Cheers... Cheers, guys. Nice to see you.
Nice to see you. Eyes, eyes, eyes.
Eyes, eyes, eyes. Oh, you two are cute, annoyingly. Tough.
Well, how are you guys? It has been a while.
Good. It's been, I've not seen you in such a long time.
I've not seen you since Bali.
Temps and I were saying since Australia.
I don't think I've seen you since Sydney.
Well, we're all dressed matching, we just filmed a podcast.
Or went to a funeral. I couldn't figure it out!
No, we just love wearing black! The podcast was great.
Thank you so much for coming on. Yeah, thank you. My pleasure.
So, I caught up with Emily and Ruby
and obviously I hadn't really, like, spoken to Emily properly.
Not Emily. It, just, we didn't get anywhere.
We just didn't get anywhere. I think
it's one of those situations where we're going to agree to disagree.
Like, now her issue is more with Sam
because of the conversation that you've had with her.
I don't know, obviously I wasn't in that conversation.
Was it really bad? The way she said to me, it was awful.
I thought like the worst just happened. It went tit for tat
and you thought that she was getting at your relationship, so you said
that you didn't think she was in a great place with her relationship.
Look, I just don't think it's very fair.
Is this going to help your friendship with Emily?
The couple claws are out, aren't they? What?
I feel like I have to wear a helmet around her.
I feel like constantly she just constantly doesn't like me.
And what's your situation like with Jazz, by the way?
Er, Jazz and I have made up. Oh, lovely. Yeah.
Cos she didn't really love you
the last time I had a conversation with her. Oh, no?
It was quite the spectacle, you and Jazz in Suffolk.
So, are Miles and Jazz dating now?
Yeah. Oh, OK. Yeah, cos I saw Vanderpump the other day,
and he was saying how Jazz is dating other people. Not...
She's dating other people? Yeah. Oh, God.
It's just annoying information to find out because I do like Jazz
but at the same time I want Miles to be happy,
and if he's just wasting his time with Jazz,
then he needs to know. Maybe I need to have a conversation
with Jazz to find out what's actually happened.
Yeah, but, hey, there's no smoke without fire.
Oh.
MUSIC: Crawling Back by Happy To Be Here & Saint Rogue
I mean, bless Freddy.
That has to be one of the strangest situations
I've been in in a while. Mm. He doesn't have
a clue of what he's doing.
He doesn't have a clue!
How have you been? It's been a while.
Mm. Well, I came back from holiday with Beau and James.
And, yeah, it was really good.
Do you feel reconnected? Last time I saw you,
you'd just been to the therapist, it was a bit emotional.
Oh, with James, you mean? Yeah. Oh, yeah, sorry.
Not with the baby. Well, actually, with James, yeah, yeah.
Sex life's thriving these days?
Oh, sex life? No. Oh.
Well, no, we did...we did have sex, like, we have sex.
But we just don't have sex every day. You know what I mean? Like...
Yeah, but, I mean, I'm not surprised, with a kid.
I don't think I'd have the energy either.
No, exactly. No. What about you? How's everything?
Went to go see Yas and Ruby yesterday.
Yas and I,
we're like...it's not on the best terms at the moment.
And what was the problem with Yas?
Well, the problem isn't actually with Yas,
it was with Sam Prince. Erm...
Oh. Here we go. He was just saying
to me things that he's clearly been thinking for
a long time. That I'm a negative person,
dishonest, basically two-faced.
Clearly not. Someone who just loves the gossip
and getting involved with people's drama.
Yeah, we all love that. It's human.
Yeah, well, I don't like gossiping when it's something bad
that's happened to my friend. Yeah, well, we still like it a bit.
It's just like... Oh, let's just face it, we like it.
CHUCKLING
All right, maybe a little bit. But... It is just,
it is just, you know,
he just comes out with bollocks and I'm just bored of it.
And I just,
I can just see it happening, and it makes me quite sad.
It's like he's taken her away from me.
She's going to back him no matter what.
She's not going to make an effort with me.
Until the day he fucks up, which I hope he doesn't.
Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Not being negative
about their relationship... It will. It will.
I really hope he doesn't. He's like that.
I'm not going to fucking wait around.
I'm not going to be there, for her, like, no.
There comes a point when you're going to need your friends.
Mm. I fear that she won't have me by then.
So, Posy, she's off to the countryside.
She's going. I just, I need... Posy's a lot.
I don't know if you've noticed? It's.
She can't help running around. It's like having a little baby.
It is. I know. She is sweet, though, her little collar.
Hi! Oh, hello. Hello. Hello.
How are we? Good, how are you?
Yeah, good, thank you.
Do you need me to stay? No, it's all good.
No? OK. See you later. All right. I'll leave you. Bye, Tina. Bye.
So, obviously I think we need to have a conversation.
Obviously, I've heard that, after the country, that you
and Rez had a conversation,
and that you said that you want to be with him.
Erm... I think, from my point of view,
I gave you that opportunity to ask whether you wanted
to be with him and you said you didn't. Mm-hm.
And now things have, you know,
sort of developed between me and Rez.
He says he wants to date me. He says he wants to be with me.
You're now saying that you want to be back with him.
I think that there's a lot that's gone on between Rez and I
that I think maybe you're not really aware of.
I think, you know, in a sense,
just before you were dating him,
there was a lot of private conversations that we had
with one another about the potential of getting back together.
So, as much as people might say me turning around
and saying to him,
"I would like to give things another go," seems out of the blue,
he'll know that it's not.
I mean, from what he's told me, I said to him,
"Do you want to be back with her?" And he said no.
OK.
So it's sort of...
He didn't say that to me on the bridge.
Well, that's what I've been told. I mean,
are you going to continue to like...?
I'm not saying I'm not going to speak to him. I don't know what
conversation we'll have next. I'm not asking you not to speak to him.
I would never do that. Like, cos, as I said,
this isn't like, a competition. So, I don't know.
I don't know really what you're asking me.
I'm just saying, like,
are you...? Because obviously you have these feelings,
like, are you going to keep trying to be with him?
I don't know.
OK. I think if you're expecting me to have,
like, any sympathy for you in this situation,
I really truly don't. And if you're asking me to sort of take
a step back from Rez or the situation,
I'm going to tell you here now, that I'm not going to.
Well, I mean, I want to get to know Rez and Rez wants to get to know me,
so I guess we just leave it at that, then. I think we are done here.
I think you've known him for a while, cos he used to hang out
with all your mates, though. Sorry? You've known him for a long time.
I actually introduced you to Rez. I knew Rez.
Yeah, that's even more fucked up. Because I knew Rez longer.
You introduced Rez to me.
Yes, because I knew him before. I've known Rez for a long time.
It's fucking weird. The whole thing's fucking weird.
It's not weird. It's so weird. Ruby, this isn't
the first situation where someone goes out with someone's ex.
This isn't something that's completely... I've never done that
to my mates. This is not completely weird. Like, this isn't out the blue. I think it's fucking weird.
We were once really good friends and you're dating him.
We haven't been friends. It doesn't make it fucking OK.
OK, whatever, I think we're done. Bye. See ya. Bye.
Turns out Freddy CAN organise a piss-up in a palace.
Yeah, I remember MY 12 year birthday party!
MUSIC: I Feel Magic by Einmusik & Zoot Woman
Oh, look at that model! Wow! Right, I think that's it!
Cute. Stick that on your wall, Freddy. Straight in the bedroom.
So, you came here, you did a party to take pictures of yourself.
Sam, I don't explain my secrets. At least you've got good popcorn.
Ten out of ten party, though, am I right?
Er... You're not allowed to say that about your own party.
Yes, I can, cos it is.
This party's for ten-year-olds. Mate.
Bowl of sweets for the kid,
two tequila shots, and I'll be right back, OK?
Thanks, mate. Straight to the heart.
Anyway, guys, exciting news.
Obviously I've been working a lot recently, OK?
And, not serving people, but I need a break.
Anyway, I've invited, like, loads of people,
you boys are coming as well. Where?
Basically to Mauritius. To Mauritius? Yeah.
Wow. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in.
It's going to be sick. I mean, that sounds...
Wait, who's coming to this Mauritius trip?
I have invited Emily. Emily Blackwell? Yes, Emily.
What happened between you two, if you don't mind me asking?
Ah, well, it is a trending theme with Emily where she just can't...
I feel like she doesn't like seeing other people too happy.
And when she does... That sounds awful! Really?!
No, that's what I feel like. That's honestly how I feel like.
Really? That's... Every time I see her, she's just like, looks
so moody. Well, if she's on good form in Mauritius,
then maybe that's an opportunity. If not, then...
Yeah. Hopefully we can all get along.
Mm. I look very good in a bikini.
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Guys, I loved the photobooth.
Oh, the photobooth was the best part.
I think we did better than the boys. BOTH: Obviously.
Same time! Oh, I have, like,
a sugar rush from all the sugar. Yeah. Almost too much.
Popcorn, sugar and champagne. Yeah. Mm, it has a good ring to it. Combo!
I feel like the three of us haven't been together for a while.
I had a really awkward encounter with Ruby.
Yeah, you need to tell me about that.
Yesterday. Like, I just said, I sort of said to her that,
you know, I think it's a little bit,
like, the timing of it is just a bit off. Like...
You said that to her? Yeah. I genuinely think
the facts of the situation are that she gets involved
with Rez when she feels like someone else is involved.
Cos she wants to keep her property.
Do you not think that if Rez just shut it down,
was like, "No, Ruby," basically, like, "Go away, be out of my life,"
she wouldn't be still trying? I asked him the night before,
"Do you want to be with Ruby?" And he said no.
OK.
The way that he's being with me is,
is proving to me this isn't just one-sided.
Like, if anything, he's putting in more of the effort.
I just don't think that Ruby is ever going to give up on Rez.
I mean, I really hope that's not the case.
Here you are.
How you doing?
I'm... Yeah, I'm all right. How are you?
I'm all right. Just taking a time-out from the mayhem
that's going on in there.
I have made a book for you.
Have you? Yeah. Really? Yeah.
What's the book?
So, I, before you open the book...
OK.
I think you've questioned my intent recently
on why I've said what I've said and sort of me being honest
about my feelings towards you.
I wanted to make something for you
to show you that I mean what I say. So, you can open it.
Gosh.
Oh, my God. Look at the state of us!
Leather jackets. We went through a biker phase.
Aww.
God, I was so fat. No, you weren't.
Oh, wow. Do you know what's funny?
This, this photo, I never actually got rid of.
Really?
No. It's still in my chest... chest of drawers.
Aww.
I actually struggle to believe that Freddy can be
a kids' author by day and then create this by night.
I would never get his book. What? I would never get it.
Well, to be fair, his mum did write half of it,
so I'm sure it won't be that bad. Half - I think she wrote it all.
And I think he doesn't want to say it
but I'm sure she wrote it all. Yeah.
There's a high chance that she did write the majority of that book.
I know. Hey. Hello. Hey. Hi. I thought I'd come over.
Hello. Hi.
Hi, Maeva.
How is James? He's good.
I miss him. Oh, do you? Mm-hm.
Well, he hasn't mentioned your name once, so... I don't know.
Great. These things happen, you know.
Oh, so you want to be friends again? Yeah, maybe.
OK. All right. I'll tell him.
Mm. Anyway, cool.
Good. How are you? Yeah, fine.
I think obviously things have been escalated.
I did find you saying certain things about our relationship
and then when you see me you're like,
"Hey, Sam." It's like, I find that incredibly fake.
And I said that straight to your face. When did I say, "Hey, Sam"?
When we went for coffee the other day.
"Hey, sweetie," that's what you said. So...
Look, I think... I've only ever backed... Emily, can I say
one thing? Can I say one thing? We want a solution here. Emily,
I've only ever backed you. I've never said a bad word about you.
Sam... I never said... No, no, no. No, let me speak.
You feel like you need to slate other people
and you're extremely unsupportive, I think, to Yas.
I'm a bit confused. I feel like I'm now in the wrong. That I...
Well, you said that we've lost our identities, Emily.
No, I said it's important for someone in a relationship...
I didn't realise you were a relationship guru.
At the minute, I don't know this Emily. I used to think you were
the sweetest, loveliest person. I don't know you right now.
OK...OK. But as a friend,
she should be allowed to have an opinion on your relationship.
Yeah, the opinions are fine. No, I didn't have
an opinion on your relationship. That, pfff. Done.
Look, I think... I said to Sam, I was like,
I" don't want us to just be in this repetitive cycle."
At the end of the day, I value our friendship
and I'll always love you. Like, we've never had
an issue before. Can you two move on with this?
Look, listen, the only thing I care about is you two.
I want you guys to be...
Your friendship is the most important thing here
and I want you guys to get your friendship back.
Yas literally looks up to you as a big sister,
and I think that's really important. I'm not going to get in the way
of that, even if we've had our disagreements.
But I just want, like, you guys to be, like, how you were.
I think it takes both sides for that, Sam.
Erm, where's Miles? I've not seen him.
Your guess is as good as mine. I actually don't know.
No idea where he is? No. He's not here. Erm,
but my guess is that he's probably getting an early night, cos...
I've heard he's very busy. Like... Yeah.
Barely have time together.
No, yeah, like, I reached out to him a couple of days ago
and he was, like, "Hey, let's go for coffee tomorrow."
And so I was like, OK, cool. Woke up early. Did my workout.
He sent me a photo of him in the car being like,
"Yeah, change of plans. I now have to go and do..."
Yeah, his stuff. "Sorry." And then nothing since. So, I'm just like...
To be honest, I don't feel like you get much from him,
from what I hear. I get he's busy, blah, blah, blah.
But when you're not getting much in return,
it just doesn't sit well with me. Like...
Your bestie's here. Hello!
Hi. Are we besties? Aah, hello! Hey. Hi, Temps.
We're all right, aren't we? Yeah. How are you?
Yeah, good. Mwah. Mwah. Looking lovely.
Thank you. Bestie. Hi. You all right? Yes.
Enjoying Freddy's party? We are actually.
I was. Yes.
You were? She's set the tone.
Well, we actually made up. We're OK with each other.
Are you? I think so. I'm OK with you, if you guys are OK.
There's an "if" in there now. Yeah. Look, I think we were both
coming from places where we're protecting our friend
but we don't need to bump heads about it.
No, we don't, we actually don't at all. OK.
And I don't feel like there needs to be a problem.
But I've also heard stuff recently about you.
What? About dating somebody else.
Wait, wait, wait. You've heard,
so you've heard from someone that I'm dating somebody else.
Yeah. Jazz doesn't date anyone. No. What? Wait, why do you want to know?
Because you sat in front of me and said that you really liked Miles
and you were excited for him to stop doing what he's doing
so he's got more free time with you. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm not saying I don't like Miles,
but I am not having a romantic connection elsewhere.
I've heard it from everybody. Like who?
And you can say no all you want. Like who? I've heard it. From who?
I-I don't want to drop them in it cos I said I wouldn't.
Drop me in it, drop them in it. No, I actually don't want to.
Temps, but that makes your point so invalid.
OK, then I've got an invalid point and if you're not doing it, then
you've got no need to worry about it. Tina? Is that who you're talking
about? Tina? You've got no need to worry about it. Honestly.
if it's not true, let's drop it.
Yeah, but how do you think that makes me feel
that you've come in here saying everybody around me,
who I've just been dancing with, having a drink with,
is talking about me. Yeah. That's crazy.
And you're not even going to tell me, or help me out.
But it's not true. It's not true. That's not the point.
I don't give a shit if it's true or not.
The fact that you're saying that my so-called friends are
talking about me, that's my issue.
I don't give a fuck if it's true or not,
which it isn't, which I'm confident in.
No, it's just going to get you upset. It's not worth it. That's what I'm saying,
cos now it makes me... Cos you're going to get upset again.
This is a funny, funny old situation.
So, I've come in and asked you if something is true
and now all of a sudden I'm the liar and making stuff up.
No, cos you can do no wrong. Yeah, but you're not really helping this situation.
You're like moral compass Temps, man of the people.
Like, you're literally going to make her cry again.
Do you not see that? Do you not care?
Very clever, what you're doing.
You just said you made up with her and you're upsetting her again.
I don't have a problem with Jazz. So, stop doing that.
Stop poking at her.
Stop being Miles's mouthpiece. I've had it.
Honestly. Get a life, Temps.
You can go now, honestly. You can go. You're upsetting her.
Thank you for stopping by.
Party pooper of the fucking year. Goodbye.
I'm staying right here. Bye.
Really caring friend. I'm just going to walk away. I'm going to go too.
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Thank you very much. Give me a hug.
That was very thoughtful.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I do miss you.
None of it's easy.
It hasn't worked before, in the past, many times.
And, like, what's different? What's changed?
I'm ready for the things that I've not necessarily been ready for
before. And I think that's what's different.
What do you want? Do you want a future with me?
I wanted a future with you in the right context and moment.
If you're not wanting that, then, like,
give me something. Whether that's...
Babes, what do you want me to do? What, what am I meant to do?
I want you to tell me whether you're going to fucking pursue her or you.
I already am pursuing her. OK, cool,
so shall I just take a step back, then? Cos I look
like a fucking idiot right now. I don't think you look like an idiot.
We've got a lot of history.
I'm not doing that because we've got history.
There's a million people on Earth that have history.
I've not done that because I fucking felt like it on a Tuesday.
I'm telling you now,
that, moving forward, I'm not going to chase
but I'm also not going to be standing at the sidelines
waiting for you to make a decision on...
It's not... No, but that... No, but that's how I feel currently.
But I'm not. How am I making you feel like I'm putting you on ice
until I make a decision? OK, cool, so shall we just stop speaking?
Probably, if that's how you want to be.
I'm more inclined actually to just disappear,
to be honest with you,
because I didn't think you would feel this way or did feel this way.
At least for a long period. Rubes, come on, give me a break.
Two weeks ago, you were dating Stefo or whatever his name was.
I met him once in my life. All right. I've gone on one date with Tina. You're sitting here and being
like, I'm leading you on. I'm not here to fucking... I'm not saying you're leading me on.
You're acting like I'm leading you on. I'm saying you're not giving me any hope.
But how am I going to do that? Because if I do that, I then upset Tina.
OK, cool, that's seems like your priority.
Do you know what, I'll just sack it all off.
Don't worry. See you later.
I don't know what to fucking do.
I would love you guys to be together. I think you're so sweet.
You are, to this day, the best kiss I've ever had.
I want you to put all your eggs into one basket
and give it a proper go.
Guys, this is Tina.
I think you're making a mistake right now.
When you date someone, you don't want them to be like,
in love with someone else. Yeah.
You don't just, like, you don't just uncheck feelings.
There was a vibe between Ruby and Tristan that night.
You two saying you're going to shag each other is just inappropriate.
Don't chat shit, cos I wasn't!
Not in a million fucking years would there be anything
other than friendship between Ruby and I.
When we play, stop pointing your fucking finger at me, boy.
What are you going to do?!
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