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So how do you feel about Miles? He is super busy,
so it's kind of been like quite stagnant.
I've heard stuff recently about you dating somebody else.
I've heard it from everybody. Like who?
I don't want to drop them in it.
Really caring friend. I'm just going to walk away. I'm going to go, too.
Yas definitely doesn't speak to me as much any more now.
All you do is spread negativity.
You're just a fake little prick. Bye, Temps, see you soon.
I just don't know if that, like, spark,
that massive connection is there.
You're meant to be my best mate,
you don't need to set her up with people.
Ooh! Ooh!
I have made a book for you.
I want you tell me whether you're going to pursue her.
I already am pursuing her. Well, you're not giving me any hope.
If I do that, I then upset Tina. That seems like that's your priority.
Actually, I'll just sack it all off, don't worry. See you later.
But you are, to this day, the best kiss I've ever had.
Aw. Aw.
Do you still love Ruby?
I am really trying to just move on.
You are a horny monster and I can't say no.
You two saying you're going to shag each other is just inappropriate.
Don't chat shit because I wasn't.
I think you're making a mistake right now.
Lies, lies, liars.
Stop pointing your finger at me, boy. What are you going to do?
# In his hometown playing all his favourite sounds
# In the sun, in the sun, in the sun, in the sun
# Put 'em on, put 'em on, put 'em on, put 'em on, put 'em on
# Playing all his favourite sounds
# In the sun, in the sun, in the sun, in the sun... #
I have to admit this is probably
the most beautiful place I've ever been.
Top three?
Definitely top three, it's amazing.
# Put 'em on, put 'em on, put 'em on, put 'em on, put 'em on
# Put 'em on, put 'em on, put 'em on, put 'em on, put 'em on... #
Shall we cheers? Yeah, cheers.
Here's to our trip to Mauritius. Here's to Mauritius.
Cheers to fun in paradise.
Cheers, my honeys.
God, wow. Here you go, Rubes. Oh, wow. Complete your look.
Oh, thank you so much.
Guys, I have a fun fact,
I was actually made in Mauritius. You're joking. No way!
I was conceived. It is a romantic place, I can see why.
On my parents' honeymoon, I'm not going to count how many years ago.
You're a honeymoon baby? Oh, my God, they made you on their honeymoon?
Yes, they did. That's adorable. That's very sweet. They did.
That is so adorable. Romantic. That why you're romantic at heart.
I am, actually. I'd like to conceive in Mauritius, I think. Would you?
Mm, as beautiful as it is out here, how are you feeling about
Rez not being here?
Um, I'm pretty gutted he's not here.
He ended up sort of storming out of our conversation
and saying, "Well I'm going to sack this off, then".
What? Sack you and him off completely?
I think he just meant, like, the trip.
Maybe me, I don't really know.
But I feel like he's not giving you kind of
an answer of what it is that he wants,
so you can't really wait around either. He hasn't. That's the whole point.
Do you know what I love, Ruby? I feel like you're following
your heart and you're just going for it and I feel like...
I honestly feel like this is all going to work out
and I'm surprised by... I think he's just overwhelmed by
the book, it's such a special thing. When I looked through the book,
honestly it was so...
Like, I found it emotional looking at it and looking kind of
at your relationship over the years and it really did...
It does surprise me that you guys ended in an argument.
I just don't understand it. Did he take the book?
No.
What? That really shocks me.
You know, I'm gutted he's not here, but at the same time
he's doing his thing quite openly
and it's quite hard for me to say all of this,
be really vulnerable, be really open and watch him date someone else.
I do think he has to make a decision soon, though,
because it's not fair for you to just sit around waiting.
I'm sad he's not here.
I mean, we've only just become friends again, but...
Yeah, it's a bit weird, I'm on holiday with my best friend's exes.
I'm joking. It could be worse, Tris. It could be worse. Life's good.
We have a laugh, you and I. We do, we do.
Your friendship is very important to me. Aw.
And he does respect that. Me, too.
I think sometimes he gets a little bit tetchy because...
Yeah, I know. ..you know, him and I are best mates
and you and I do have a friendship, but...
Well, I'm lucky to have you, all of you.
# This is the final curtain call
# This is where it starts
# Yeah, this is where it starts... #
I thought we were all right.
We were not all right, mate.
The wind was picking us up, like, kilometres down the beach.
Well, it's cos you kept saying you were scared of bull sharks.
Bull sharks are the most aggressive sharks, by the way.
There's a reef there, they can't get through it.
I'm just happy to come on holiday.
I just want it to be relaxing, drinking. Well, that makes a change,
actually, because you got me involved in some drama.
It's a little bit awkward between me and Jazz off the back of stuff
that you told me.
What? The stuff with her secret... Her dating people.
..dating people, yeah. Yeah.
I didn't drop your name into it, by the way. You didn't?
So you can thank me for that. Well, she still knew it was me,
immediately. She sent me a voice memo being like,
"I know you're one of the people talking about me,
"like why didn't you go to me first?"
Which, to be fair, you had the balls to actually go up
and say it to her face. Really, it's actually quite upsetting.
Do you fancy her, still?
It's weird for me, because, like, sometimes I do
and then sometimes I really don't.
I'm just, like, let's not ruin this friendship,
and then other times I'm chatting to her
and I'm like, "I do fancy you."
You've got a grin on your face, I've seen that before.
Really? I'm joking.
# Run away
# Something inside
# Says I'm not like the rest
# Cos all the girls are talking about boys
# And all the boys are talking about girls
# Standing outside... #
OK, look, phone's going on silent. Anxiety down.
Off it goes. Office, I am out of the office.
I haven't seen you in ages, here's to that.
Yes, here's to that, guys. Yeah, cheers. Beers with the boys.
Cheers to mid-day drinks, as it should be.
It's five o'clock somewhere.
Jimbo, how's fatherhood? How's Maeva? How's Beau?
Fatherhood's so good that Maeva wants another baby out of me.
Does she? Whoa! Yeah, whoa.
That's daunting but great, right? Well... Well, yes,
but also it's "whoa fantastic"
but let's not do it yet,
like we've just got ourselves back into this good headspace.
The sex therapy went obviously so well.
Does that actually help?
Well, it did because Maeva's keen and it's happening a lot more.
That's a good thing, she's your wife.
It's a great thing
but that has turned into her wanting another kid.
You've got yourself in a bit of a pickle.
I know, and I know that's heavy for lunchtime drinks,
but thanks for listening. I think it's great,
I love hearing about other people's problems. Yeah.
It takes them off my own.
So have you heard from Ruby since Freddy's party? Er, yeah,
we've spoken. Like, I feel like at Freddy's party things ended
a little bit sourly, dare I say it. Just a little.
I'd love to hear your side because I've heard what happened. Have you heard? Yeah.
Maeva tells me everything, yes. OK, she gives me the book
and it was kind of like, I guess,
a signification of her feelings to me,
and the chronology of Ruby and I when we started as to now,
and the fact that she left the pages blank
because she wants to fill more pages in with me moving forward. Aw! Aw!
Yes, I know. Aw, it was tough, to be honest,
because I've had time to process it, and like, fuck me,
the book was really nice, like it was. I was going to say,
how are you feeling now? Yeah, like shit.
No, surely if you took the book, because I heard you left it...
I didn't take the book, yeah. Yeah. You left it there?
I'm at a party, I'm at a party. With love and tears.
Yes, well, I didn't know this bit, OK. With Tina. Yes.
But you could make her happy or make Tina happy,
and you chose Tina. That's that
and Tina's the new woman in your life
and I want you to put all your eggs into one basket
and give it a proper go,
and I think that's the only fair thing. Yeah, I agree.
# And this is all that I've been thinking
# I'm right beside you but I can't speak
# The million words that I've been thinking
# I'm right beside you but I can't breathe
# And this is all that I've been thinking... #
Boys. Hello. Hello. Hi. You all right?
Well, well, well. Are you enjoying Mauritius?
Yeah, are you? Yeah.
I haven't seen you a lot. I just feel like we're back in
the same position again of, like, it's just a bit awkward.
It is awkward, but I slept on it and I was, like, you know what,
I have heard that people have been talking about it
and I actually respect the fact that you came up to me
and confronted it, cos apparently my mates weren't,
so I do respect you for it and I understand why you did it.
Lauren did try and set me up with someone.
We went and played paddle, 40 minutes,
I left before it even ended
and it wasn't a date in my eyes. And, yeah,
that's basically it, and I'm not romantically invested in anybody.
But I didn't feel the need to explain myself, really.
So what is the latest with you and Miles?
Um, Miles and I decided to call it quits.
Maybe I am more high maintenance than I lead on and that
at this moment, probably I do want more from somebody,
and he just wasn't able to do that,
but there's no bad blood or anything.
Yeah.
Sorry, do you mind if I speak to Freddy? Yeah?
I just want to say one thing first,
I do not want to have any sort of awkwardness or beef,
especially with a friend of mine.
So stop coming for me, you little shit!
At the end of the day, I'm hurt by you and it's
because I care about you. Whether you disagree or not,
that is the God's honest truth.
Listen, I really want this holiday to be, like, fun and enjoyable,
and I genuinely am sorry that this happened, OK?
I don't know how I'm going to do it,
but I hope somehow we can build that trust up again.
As much as I get annoyed by your silly behaviours sometimes,
that's not a reason to, like, completely cut someone out.
Maybe you're in the doghouse,
but I'm sure that you can find ways to crawl out of it.
OK, well, good.
We're going to be friends at the end of this holiday, we are.
Whether you like it or not, because we get along too well.
# Who are you?
# Where do you want to go?
# Who are you?
# Where do you want to go? #
It's so beautiful. I know, it's nice to have you in the group
now as well. No, it's actually been really, really nice.
I've been really enjoying getting to know everyone.
Obviously I know Tristan, I know Rez, I know you,
but getting to know everyone else in the group.
I'm really, really lucky that Freddy invited me on this trip.
Yeah, it's... I feel very privileged. Out of curiosity,
how are you and Sam and Yas? They seem madly in love for now.
So do you know what? This trip,
I'm seeing how things go, and, you know, I just...
I don't want to cause. Treating them at arm's length, though?
No, I don't want to cause... Can't be bothered for it?
Yeah, I can't be bothered.
No, for me, I just don't want to cause any tension. Drama.
And at the end of the day, what I've witnessed so far
with them two is, you know, they do seem very happy.
So how are you guys and Emily? I know it was... Last time I spoke
to you guys properly, it was quite frosty.
Look, I don't want there to be any issues with Emily and I
and I want to have a nice time with her
and kind of like get back to our friendship out here.
I don't find her opinions necessarily very helpful sometimes.
But don't you think it's weird that she had
the same argument with the both of us?
Yeah, we have had the same argument. Within weeks. Yeah.
About you guys not making an effort or anything? Yeah.
Look, I think there's a reason why certain people
are not making an effort with her, because she's not sometimes
a delight to be around.
Can we talk about something else? Muffin.
Muffin! Muffin! Muffin! Where is she?
She's coming today, no?
Yeah, she landed here with her family
and I'm going to go see her tomorrow.
I think I've had a lot going on in London.
I've definitely pulled back a bit and I think she's probably
picked up on that. I don't know, I don't think I've been emotionally
available for someone in my life, really, if I'm honest,
and I do want to let someone into my life.
Is there a spark there? Yeah, we have a good time.
You go get on very well. We do get on very well. That's nice.
Yeah, she's really funny. Obviously I picked her
for the blind date, didn't I? Oh, it's down to Ruby.
Wow, Ruby! Matchmaker!
Also, it's meet the parents. Argh!
Is it? What a dream. Slow down. Slow down, cowboy.
Meeting the parents in Mauritius. No, we're not meeting the parents
You know what happens in Mauritius, babies are made.
All right! Rubys are made.
I'm actually in a bit of a pickle with regards
to, like, the girls. So the other night, it was my birthday.
Tristan was meant to be coming, but before he got there Muffin
was, like, flirting with me and I thought nothing of it, right?
I thought we were just flirting and bantering
and then all of a sudden all the girls went to
the toilet and they came back, and Tina and Jazz were like to me,
"Oh, do you like Muffin?"
I felt really awkward, it puts me in a really... But what did you say?
I said no, I wouldn't go there. I said that to the girls,
I was like, "I won't go there, she's hooking up with my friend."
I was like, "What?"
I was really confused. Tristan's not going to like that.
She's an attractive girl. If he wasn't in the picture
I probably would have kissed her, but he is in the picture,
he's a friend of mine, so I shut it down.
# This party is contagious
# Look at me now, look at me now... #
Cheers. Happy beginning. Fresh start from happy endings.
Hi, I'm Tristan, I'm passing the phone
to someone who I shouldn't be on holiday with, but I am
because I'm best mates with her ex.
Hold on, do you mean me or Emily?
No, no, it was you, Ruby.
# I'm outrageous... #
Woohoo-hoo.
# And, baby, I'm the star
# I'm outrageous
# Imma outrageous
# Imma-Imma outrageous
# Rageous
# Rageous!
# I'm going to savour this... #
Hello. Hello, hello. Hi. How are you? You look beautiful.
I'm good. Aw, thank you. Mm, good to see you.
Lovely to see you.
# Taking things too far
# Goodness gracious... #
How are we guys?
Oh, my God.
The sea feels very refreshing this morning.
Yeah, I needed that. Honestly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think there's an ice bath.
Freddy, you make me nervous when you drink.
I fear that one day we're going to wake up on this trip
and you've shaved all your hair. Gone bald!
Would you still fancy him with a mullet?
Er... I'd say so.
I think you'd look good in a mullet. Hang on,
we've just completely skimmed over the fact that you fancy Freddy now.
I said, "Would you still fancy him if he cuts his hair?"
Um... No, but I'm glad that we're good.
Yeah, yeah, and I will make that promise to you.
I will rebuild that trust.
I don't know how we're going to do it, but...
Quality time. He's got making up to do,
so use it, use and abuse it. Yeah.
Get that little Velcro wallet out
and think of some things, do some nice things together,
you're on the most beautiful island ever. We should do
some fun activity. Mm. Yeah.
Um, I need to rush off,
cos I'm finally playing tennis out here
and I'm super excited, so I will catch you guys later.
Have fun. Bye. Enjoy. I'm might steal this. Bye!
Bye-bye.
I would love you guys to be together. I think you're so sweet.
Her behaviour just confuses me so much
because sometimes I really think that there's potential there,
that something might happen, and other times it's just like
I think nothing's ever going to happen.
Do you know what could change that, though?
Being on an island with the heat and the blue sea.
I think you two are very sweet together.
# I'll be along
# Till you say
# I can't go on
# Without your face... #
Oh, my God, it's very warm today.
It is very hot. You've got some colour on you. Mm!
I know, I arrived yesterday and now I think I'm... With the fam.
Yeah, are you happy about that? I am happy about that.
Yeah? Mm, definitely. Good.
I feel like this is a great way for us
to spend some time together in Mauritius. I know, I know.
I was chatting to the guys about it yesterday.
I don't know, I feel like
I kind of owe you an explanation, I don't know,
I think I've been in quite a weird place recently. Yeah.
But I was very excited to kind of spend some time
with you out here and just relax a little bit. No, it's good.
Yeah, I think it's good to get out of London
and to kind of refresh... Yeah.
..and I'm definitely glad you're here. Good.
Sorry. What?
There's a really rare bird that I've been looking for
the whole time here and it's just landed
on the table behind, it's a cuckooshrike.
Where? I can't see, oh, there. That's sick. The little one?
Yeah. There's two of them.
A pair. Aw, it's like me and you. They mate for life.
Oh, my fucking God.
What?
My parents are here. Oh, my God.
This is so embarrassing. Hi. Julia? Hi, Mouse. Hello. Is this...?
Mouse, he's just called me Mouse.
Hello. Hi. What a pleasant surprise.
Woo.
Pleasure. Lovely to see you. You weren't invited. No, I know.
Did I hear "Mouse"? Is that what I heard? You did.
I'm really sorry that we've crashed your Mauritius trip, by the way.
Thanks for popping by.
Thanks for popping by, even though you weren't invited
to pop by, so that's fun, isn't it? No, yeah.
That is fun, that's great. Yeah. Yeah.
It's lovely to meet you guys.
It's a pleasure to meet you, lovely. Really nice.
Yeah. Oh, look at this. Tristan.
I didn't think this would happen this early on.
No? No. I did not.
So, Muffin tells me that you're a twitcher, a bird watcher.
Yeah, as I said, thanks for that, Jules.
He knows every bird.
In England, every bird.
In the garden, we get every type of bird,
I mean long-tailed tit, blue tit, coal tit.
We love nature. We do. Yeah.
We are, like, hugging trees,
no, he don't hug trees, I hug trees.
I do hug trees. Actually, yeah, Julia was...
I do hug trees, did you say that?
I do as well, we had this conversation, yeah.
So have you proposed to my daughter?
Well, actually as we are here all together...
It's the time to ask for, for her hand, isn't it? Yeah.
..I was hoping I could buy you a drink first and ask...
Oh, God.
Woo! I'm getting hot now.
# Feathers burn cos I get too high
# Icarus falls out of the sky
# And I go so far always, sometimes
# Icarus is dead by sunrise... #
# But I'm so high, I've been flying all night
# Yeah, I'm soaring
# Straight through to morning... #
To us, OK? Mm.
I love you. Love you.
Mm, it's nice to have a date night, just me and you.
It is, isn't it? Well, it's not just going to be us,
but, anyway, they're probably going to be late
because Rez is always late. Yeah, OK, yeah.
I want to say how beautiful you look.
Thank you, well, I'm... Yeah. No, you really are.
So maybe after this wine, we can make another baby?
Oh, my God, look, right now,
you're old you, you're dressed up, you're...
Yeah, I'm trying, no, no, I'm not even my old me
because you said I didn't wash my hair,
I still have some sardines in my hair, but...
Is that the smell?
But I'm making an effort here, yes, yes.
I love that smile. Thank you.
But we need to be careful, babe. Since the sex therapy...
Yeah, what?
..our sex life has been on the up. I don't think so.
OK. I think we should focus on us right now... OK.
So you don't want another baby
because you still want your sex life going!
You're a fucking idiot.
OK, you read between the lines and that's kind of what I'm saying.
Oh, OK.
But our sex life is back on track, right,
and that means the possibility of having a baby
is increased ten fold, OK? Right.
So I'm thinking a bit of a sex ban
because you're a horny monster
and I, I can't say no, so, do you understand that?
Are we on the same page? I agree. OK, then.
But I think we still can focus on us, no matter what.
Mm, not whilst you're pregnant
because then your hormones go through the roof. Oh, no, actually...
And then it's dealing with maybe seven personalities instead of four.
No, it's not true, because when I'm pregnant, actually,
I actually want to have sex when I'm pregnant.
A baby for me is not the right decision right now.
Well, well, I got it, I got it. Thank you. I got it now. Thank you.
Breathe, it's all good. All right?
You know I've been working up all week to tell you that?
Oh, really? Christ.
OK. Well, look, Rez is going to turn up soon
and, of course, he's probably pretty nervous
because he knows you're Team Ruby. Mm, yeah.
But what it really boils down to,
do you think they'll be right for each other, Ruby and Rez?
Yeah! Oh, my God! You think? I'm supporting them 100%.
Here they are. Oh.
You dressed up, hi.
Hi. Hey, Maeva.
I would stand up, but my trousers are so tight.
Hello, how are you? How are you? Yeah, good, good, you look lovely.
How you doing, Tina? Jimo, you wore a tux jacket.
Hi. Hi, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I did.
You didn't tell me that, I would've dressed up,
I haven't seen you look this good since your wedding.
Are we just going to take the piss out of my dad fashion?
I'm not taking the piss, I think it looks great.
Guys, this is Tina. Hi, nice to meet you.
Yeah, nice to meet you. Jimbo, you know...?
Yeah, we've met many a year ago. We've met a couple of times, yeah.
But, yeah, nice, thanks, guys, nice of you.
Cheers, cheers. Nice little double date.
Cheers to everyone, cheers, cheers...
Cheers. It was impromptu,
but I thought it was a it was a good opportunity
to say hi, get to know each other a bit more.
You two? Yeah?
How long you been...?
Yeah, how many dates is this?
..together? Are you together? Not together?
Well, date-wise, this will probably the second actual date.
This'll be the second date, yeah.
We've had some sleepovers but not...
OK. But, like...
But are you two looking for something serious?
I mean, I don't date anyone that I don't potentially see being with.
Mm.
# I want to tune into your frequency
# Do you hear my heart calling?
# I'm set to receive... #
I have to say, I think I fancy your dad.
Yeah, I've got to say, you've got a very good-looking mum as well,
I see where you get your looks from.
What, have you got a thing for my mum? No.
# I want to tune into your frequency
# Do you hear my heart calling...? #
I think it's time for a toast,
it's so nice to be around a table with people I actually like,
I'm quite pleased that Rez isn't here, but...
Oh, Jesus. A bit savage.
Other than that, I think we're around
a nice group of people so, cheers, everybody. Cheers.
Has anyone actually heard from anyone back at home? Cheers.
Maeva actually messaged me, saying that she was going on
a double date with Rez and Tina. Mm.
Oh, right. Oh, right.
She said, her exact words were,
"I've got to go on a double date with Rez and Tina...boring."
Ruby has got a good energy about her
and I think, if he was here,
I don't know if it would be the same.
It's a variable, yeah. I'm glad I've got a good energy,
I'm glad that people think I'm, you know, like, Rez isn't here,
and I think I was quite gutted that he wasn't coming,
but you know what?
I'm here with a great group of people
and, you know, I want to enjoy myself,
I want to have fun with all of you and I'm glad to be here,
I want to enjoy it.
Can we talk about the book? You always wanted her back...
I did. ..in a way.
You were all over each other at the wedding. We were.
And that was three months ago... Yeah.
And what? Suddenly now, Tina's here, sorry, I respect...
Well, no, actually, this...
It's not, I just don't know, you and I, you know,
Ruby is my friend and you know what I mean,
it's something, like, doesn't click, like, it's not really right.
I think...
I don't get it why, suddenly, you don't want her at all.
I think it's not suddenly,
what it is, that I was kind of, like,
I feel, this is very awkward, I'm sorry, Tina,
we did kiss at the wedding, and, you know,
that was a few months ago
and what was strange for me is that there was no progression from that,
and, in fact, there was a regression.
I think she realises now that you, the fact that you're dating Tina,
she realised that she actually loves you
and she wants you back. What?
It's too much, it's, like, too... No, I think Tina...
I just want to talk to Rez about it. No, it's, I mean, no...
Like, I think it's the right time,
oh, Tina, but, Tina, you just arrived, Tina,
you don't know what's going on.
No, no, I do, I do, I am very aware.
She's aware that I came back from Sydney. I know she's aware,
but this is how you work together as well,
you kind of like, you know, you're like this with each other,
it's been like that for ten years, you want,
you want to make her wait, this is what I think.
Yeah.
Sorry, but, yeah.
I think they're meant to be together.
They are, sorry, it's true.
But you saw how much they argue, Maeva, like,
sometimes it doesn't happen.
I think you're making a mistake right now.
For me, like, there's going to be a point where it does,
you know, confuse me a bit, or, like,
or my head is going to be a bit like,
"Am I doing the right thing in pursuing?"
No, you're not.
Fuck's sake, Maeva.
This is why people don't come out on double dates with us,
you interrogate them too much.
I can picture you, the future for Ruby is this.
Oh, here she goes. Oh, God, Emily. Emily knows...
If anyone needs some advice, come to Miss Emily Blackwell.
Honestly, I'm going to start charging at this point.
No, I do think that...
I don't know who's paying for that puppy. Sam!
Sorry, sorry.
No, I think that this door needs to be fully closed
and you need to be free.
But, Emily, this is how she feels.
No, she's battling with it, aren't you?
You're not sure, you've been back and forth?
I think Rez needs to realise that this is the time
that he's wanted for a long time. But also it's hard for her, yeah.
This is the opportunity. Having to see her.
No, Rez is still on the phone to Ruby the whole time...
That's what I'm saying, like, he's clearly still...
So, then, is he playing games?
I feel like Rez is just trying to prove a point, he does not.
I feel like this is a "gang up on Rez" situation...
No, no, no, it's not at all. It's not at all.
I don't think anyone's trying to gang up on Rez.
It's not a gang-up, but call a spade a spade,
I love Rez to bits, but I will call him a prick
when he's acting like a prick,
as he has done to me ten fold in the last few weeks.
Oh, and he enjoys it. And he enjoys it sometimes. Listen...
So you're calling him a prick?
I think, sometimes, he's acting like a prick, yeah. Right, OK, so...
Do you disagree? That's prick behaviour.
If you're a best friend, you aren't saying...
I'll tell him, no, I think a best friend
tells someone when they've fucked up.
No, you tell them, you're doing it at a dinner party.
I will fucking tell him now,
I've told him a thousand times before and I'll tell him right now.
..in front of his friends, in front of his ex-girlfriend.
No, I will address everyone here
because they are relevant to his life.
But you shouldn't be doing it right now, this is not the space.
I can fuckin' do what I want, I will say,
if I believe that Rez is being a fuckin' prick, I'll say it to him.
It's not right. And I've said to him before and I'll say it right now.
He's called me out in front of the whole fucking group a lot recently.
Oh, he's the first to call people out.
But do you think, what, you're saying you're being a good friend?
To Rez? Over the years, a fucking 100% I have,
I think a good friend is someone who says exactly how they feel.
Well, I felt, I felt uncomfortable last night.
Last night, what? It's not relevant.
I felt genuinely uncomfortable last night,
I don't think you were being a good friend last night.
What was I saying last night?
When we were playing a game of snog, marry, kill,
I feel like you two saying
you're going to shag each other is just inappropriate.
Sam, that's so out of context.
Shag each other?! I said marry, actually. Mm. OK.
No, that's going to spin a situation. Slight difference.
I'm just saying that I felt that was, I felt, inappropriate.
How about we talk about inappropriate,
Vanders, how about we do that? Let's talk about inappropriate, right?
Muffin told me earlier that my best boy,
yeah, right, how about him encouraging you
to fucking kiss Julia on a night out?
How about that as inappropriate? Oh, are we going to get into that?
We'll fucking get into it. Right, OK.
And that's why I've got a fucking bee in my bonnet about fucking Rez.
That's not what happened. I go to dinner, right?
Tristan's best mate is telling me Tristan's going to bin me off,
OK, and he's egging me on to get with you the whole night.
Wait. I've got Julia's best interest at heart.
Rez was egging me on the whole night to get... Was he not? Yeah.
OK, can I just get this straight?
No-one's actually accused you of doing anything wrong. No, I know.
I think there's been situations
where he might have not done stuff right to you
and now I feel like you're doing back to him...
I'm not doing anything.
Everything I've said, I'm being pathetic,
everything I've said here to the table,
I have and will say again to Rez.
Having your top off with his ex-girlfriend
lying on you last night, I think that's...
My ex? She's best friends with my fucking ex-girlfriend for a year.
Exactly. That's why it's inappropriate. Inappropriate? Be fucking careful.
Don't fucking say I was lying on him,
don't chat shit because I wasn't,
we were all in the same fucking room, Temps was there.
Not in a million fucking years would there be anything
other than friendship between Ruby and I, ever. OK, so I...
Two fucking good mates and we are good mates.
Emily said, "No, I'm not playing
"because I've got respect for my boyfriend."
We had had 12 bottles of wine.
I felt it was inappropriate for you two,
knowing your history with each other's exes
to then go, "We will shag each other."
We are here today to create your perfume. Great.
Smell that one. That's nice.
Mm.
Mm. Genuinely.
Hey, babes.
How are we?
You look a bit deflated.
I feel a bit deflated.
I think, obviously this stuff that was said in regards
to, like, the whole game situation... Yeah.
..that's the only part where, as a friend, I will say to you
it was slightly wrong.
Do you know what?
I wish I never said it and I was really very pissed,
had a lot to drink and I did, I said his name,
I didn't really think too much of it.
Mm, do you know what?
You're obviously both very good-looking people,
you're both single and you both get on extremely well,
you know, there is chemistry there, because you are friends,
so I think they look at it as an outsider
and they think, "Oh!" Do you know what I mean?
I think we'd all just had a lot to drink the other night,
you know, I put my hands up,
I didn't intentionally mean to flirt with him,
but I can see why people saw it as that.
It's quite irritating now
because I know Rez is going to hear this,
and, like, obviously, be very upset with it and just...
Hear what exactly?
That I said Tristan's name in a game
or that we were all back in my room because...
He's going to hear both things. Because...
And both things are going to piss him off.
# Back to the river where we danced under the silver sky... #
Someone took an absolute beating last night.
Oh, God, my head. How are you?
I need this Bloody Mary, put it that way. Yeah.
Are you OK?
Um, it was just... There was a lot, lot which was said,
I felt a little bit ganged-up on, to be honest, at one point,
you know, we all,
obviously, Rez was being insulted,
Rez was being called a prick,
I wasn't going to stand at the end of a table
and listen to that, so I had to, you know, just defend him.
I felt for you.
Yeah. Didn't we all see the inappropriateness?
I have to be honest,
there was a vibe between Ruby and Tristan that night,
there was an absolute vibe, you can't deny that.
Look if Rez was there,
I don't think the situation would've happened,
I don't think they would've said they would shag each other
and I don't think they would've been lying on the bed
next to each other, one with their top off.
The thing that baffled me is that
the things that happened after the comment,
in the room together,
you did mention that you knocked on the door
half an hour later and there was no response, where did Ruby go?
Oh, I know, I don't know, I left the room,
Ruby said, "Let's all go to bed,"
so I left the room quickly before everyone else,
I took a phone call
and then I suddenly thought something might happen,
so I just knocked on the door, but there was no answer.
Yeah. I mean, it's not great.
I'm 99% sure that Tristan had left with the others
and he was in his room and Ruby was just asleep.
Nine... I'm sure, I'm sure.
No? I love it, I love it. You do?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, because I'm going to be wearing it, so...
What are we going to call it?
Because I feel like it has to be,
it has to be a good name. What about Serendipity of Jasmine.
That's a bit long. What are you wearing?
"I'm wearing Serendipity of Jasmine."
It needs to, like, roll off the tongue.
It's, OK, well, Velvet Mystique. No.
Velvet Mistress?
What about just a mix of our names, Frazzy?
Yeah. Kind of, kind of works, "I'm wearing Frazzy."
That was a bit...
Sorry, was that a bit much?
It's nice to, like, reconnect, because, obviously,
like, I don't think I've seen you that much in London, really.
Because you've been hanging out with Miles, that's why.
Only in, yeah, like... Yeah, yeah,
yeah, but it's nice to get you out here.
There is a, there is a vibe between us.
Yeah, I think there's...
Like, we just always flirt with each other, like...
Yeah, that's a given, I think we always seem to, like...
Funny, I don't know, it just,
we seem to gravitate towards each other, I think.
I stand by it, you are, to this day, the best kiss I've ever had.
Shall we just kiss to see if there's a vibe?
That was a bit...
Oh...Oh.
I do not regret that, by the way.
No regrets?
No regrets. I really enjoyed that, did you not?
I'm just getting a bit hot,
I don't know if it's the weather. Do you know what?
I'm definitely going to kiss you later.
MUSIC: Make It Golden by Daniel Brown and Hippy Martin
Ah. Reza. Bearing gifts, sir?
Yes, beers on me all day. Oh, I'll take that.
OK, for every one that I have, you have two. Cheers.
I'll take that, why have you got a spring in your step?
I've also got a glow. Oh, you do. Thank you, sir.
OK, three minimum, OK?
Fantastic.
I have sealed the deal with my wife.
I thought you already did that. Well, many a time,
but I feel like I need to celebrate each time now
because it's so far and few between. I was talking about the ring.
No, no, no, no, sealed the deal as in bedroom intercourse, love making.
You were intimate? Yes. Oh, well, that's a good sign.
Don't get me wrong, I do love the idea of a big family.
You come from one.
Exactly! And I have kind of come around to the idea,
but right now, I just want to just bath in my glory
of my sex life with my wife. I think it's great, mate.
I just want to show off about it.
You should. Our double date was interesting.
Mm. It was. Very interesting.
It would be a dream to not speak about Ruby
with Tina for once,
I feel so sorry for the girl
because it's all she's having to do and she's an amazing girl,
and I hate the fact that I could be, potentially,
through all of this,
trying to make everyone happy, making her unhappy.
Yeah, it's a distraction, it's a huge distraction,
but I think, Tina, you need to think Tina,
about Tina in this situation.
You, the way you,
you describe Ruby and that, that friendship,
that, that relationship, it's...
You can't ignore it, like, you are still in love with Ruby
and you cannot move on with someone else,
and I'd say that's selfish,
you need to move on before you go somewhere else, you know?
Jimbo... You can't do two things at once.
This is the right thing for me to do,
I have to move on from Ruby.
And that's leading Tina on, you're certain?
It's not leading Tina on
because, actually, I'm trying my...
I'm trying my hardest to put that part of my life aside.
You're clearly still in love with Ruby,
you just don't want to accept it.
MUSIC: I Saw It Coming by Rupert Pope, Giles Palmer & Dana Kelson
# Now you're down upon your rotten luck
# Down if I don't give it up
# Cos I am not your saviour any more... #
Hello. Hello.
Just watching the world go by? You OK?
Just been in the gym for an hour, sweating. Oh, my God.
Well done. I'm sweating out last night's antics.
Yeah, I've needed...
Unsuccessfully. Yeah.
God. Hi. Hey.
You all right?
No. No.
Not particularly.
I don't even know where to begin, Rubes, honestly.
I don't...
I don't want to feel like we can't be mates.
Well, I don't care about these guys, let's just break it down,
when Vanderpump says uncomfortable, right?
We were all having a great fucking time.
We were all having a great time, he was laughing.
Sam had the best night. We were all laughing.
I just feel like, you know, you and I have got,
we've known each other for a very long time,
we've been through a lot... Yeah, we have.
..together, a lot of stuff that nobody,
nobody here would understand, Vanders is a prime example.
I'm going to get upset. Six years.
I just feel, like, really sad.
I know you do,
I wish I could wave my magic wand and make it all go away.
Yeah, I mean...
Did you enjoy the performance
I organised for you, ladies?
Would it have been sexier if I had taken my shirt off
and done the fire spinning, blowing thing, as well?
No, it would've been sexy if you had your top off.
Mm. Shall I take my top off?
I think you should. No, no. Sorry. No, no! Jazz is like, "Guys!"
It is incredibly hot on this beach, I must say.
You look good. really good. So...
Mm. Do you know what I like?
What? Me? Perfume. And you. Oh. Yeah.
I went perfume making today. I know you did.
I'm actually really quite jealous of that because I would like to do that with you.
I think we should do that, yeah. You want to take me perfume making?
I want to take you perfume making. He's so romantic!
It was really nice, it was really sweet.
How, was it? It was good,
We were like testing out different scents, and then...
And then?
And then. And then?
And then, what? We did have a kiss earlier.
Hey! Yeah. We did have a kiss.
He was literally like... That's what it's about.
Freddy's a really good kisser. Is he? Is he? I swear. On...
He's a dark horse, I like Freddy's style.
Freddy is. Like, he's a very good kisser.
Sorry! Are you getting turned on? Yeah, I am.
I find it quite fun
because I've never had a mate who I kiss and flirt with.
You sit there giggling there the whole time. Yeah, to be fair...
Every time you're with him, you smile like a Cheshire cat.
I ship it. Thank you, Julia. Sorry.
But I...I finally - not that I never shipped you guys -
but now I'm feeling very happy about the situation. Yeah.
I think there's been a lot of drama here,
but I have to say you've really brightened this trip up for me,
and I'm so glad you came out. Aww!
And I've had a fantastic time with you.
SHE MURMURS I have.
It's been great to spend time with you.
I think I was in a really weird place back in London.
Yeah. And we've spoken about it.
I'm not in a fucking relationship with Ruby as well!
Can we just clear that up, as well? Oh, my God!
Honestly, the fact that's been... It's blowing my mind.
The fact that's even been made a thing,
I think is ridiculous. I'm laughing... Absolutely.
but really I'm actually quite fucked off
because the ripple effects, you know,
are going to be quite dramatic,
particularly when we get back to London. Yeah, like really bad.
Yeah, like really bad.
And I think there's a lot of people
who've got big, fucking wooden spoons
who, quite frankly, need to put them away now.
# I like it, I like it, I like it
# Ignore this, ignore my life
# I want you out of my sight
# I want this, someone to fight
# Cos I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it... #
Hey!
Look! Aries!
Hello! How are you?
Are you well? Good. How are you?
Let's go this way. Let's go.
Aries! I finally put a face to the name!
Yeah, I know. Come on, Aries. Have a seat with me. Come on, Aries.
Come here. Aries! Come on, Aries!
I finally meet you in person.
I know. Right. Come here.
Oh, come and sit on my lap, there we go.
So we need to have a little chat. No, don't go too close!
When I'm on the phone to your mother,
you need to stop making so much noise, OK?
She's very protective of me.
We can't hear ourselves think.
No, she yawned.
She's tired of my chat already. Yeah, she's tired. She's like...
Are you tired of my chat?
I mean, not yet.
I thought after the other night,
it could be a possibility, I'm not going to lie.
I mean there was, obviously, a lot went down the other night,
and it does sort of come to the point when it's a little bit like,
"Is this ever going to end?"
I understand. Listen, I'd be...I'd be lying if I said
that there weren't parts of me that missed Ruby,
and, you know...
..you don't just, like... You don't just uncheck feelings.
Do you still love Ruby?
Tina, I don't know if I'm still in love with Ruby.
And...and have I been having doubts in this whole situation?
Yeah. Like, the book's rocked me a bit,
like, it was a lot for me to take in.
And I'd be lying to you if I said
it wasn't having that, you know, some effect on me.
You say sort of going to have an effect,
but like, obviously, it's like when you date someone you don't want them
to be like in love with someone else.
When I date someone, I'm going to be the number one,
and I'm not going to be standing there on the side when it's like,
"Oh, you still have feelings there."
Because I'm not going to be like a second...
Can we hold? Here's the thing. ..second person.
I am really trying to just move on.
I know. Because I know I need to focus on my happiness.
It's how much do I want to get involved in that?
Like, I've been very understanding of everything,
and now it's just, sort of,
I've got to really process this information,
and sort of just see whether this is something that I want to...
..continue to like pursue and put myself in that position.
Because it's getting a little bit much.
Cheers, Rubes. Cheers!
To our friendship. To our friendship.
It's important to separate the bullshit from...
Yeah, I agree.
Wow! Well, talking of bullshit...
Hey! hi. Hey, guys. Vanders.
How are you?
Not... I'm not great, if I'm honest.
Um, I mean, obviously we were sat there in the dinner party,
and I was sitting on the end of a table listening
to four or five people say my friend is either a prick,
meant to be your friend, or acting like a prick, if you want to...
Four or five people who weren't me.
I said he's acting like a prick. OK. Fine. If you want to...
And, also, it's your opinions, which have no factual backing...
Well, let's go through the facts then. ..have caused problems.
I never called him a prick -
so, semantics do count in this situation.
But then, what stemmed from there has got fucking ridiculous.
No, let's stick to the facts. So... Please. ..I... That would be great
because the facts have not been stuck to, to this point. OK.
So, let's... let's stick to the facts,
and very much what happened was I heard you
not saying nice a thing about Rez. I've heard that point. Continue.
Right, OK. You keep on interrupting me.
No, no, but I've heard the point, you've heard what I was saying.
Wait, let me finish, Tristan! Let me finish.
Carry on. Don't keep interrupting me.
You say you're a good friend,
you say you're a man of honour, you take this to Rez,
like Rez and Ruby do with their relationship in private,
like I deal with my friendship
with my friends in private.
You don't do it in front of ten people.
You have an issue with Rez, you take it to Rez. That's what friends do.
The caveat to that is the fact that Rez is...
I'm supposed to be a shit friend to Rez. What do you mean?
But you are sat at a fucking table
the night before we fly out here,
and he is publicly encouraging you to get with Muffin.
And I'm the bad fucking friend.
Because you told him on a park bench. No, I fucking didn't.
You said she's too young, we're not getting along...
No. I said we're at different times of our lives.
And I never said we're not getting along. I said I like her a lot,
I said I'm emotionally unavailable,
so there's facts and fiction, that's why I'm pissed off.
But the facts are going to come out, aren't they?
I can't fucking wait for the facts... The facts are all going
to come out. I'm looking forward to the facts coming out.
Anyway, we haven't actually got onto the part,
there's so much, we're just going to keep going round. The part that
you made up that something's going on with Ruby and I?
No, very much what happened. We played a game. You both said...
Ruby's very much owned it.
Yeah. And I said I'd marry Ruby.
Oh, for God's sake!
I did, we can clear this up in front of everyone now. Right, right.
So, right, I'm sorry. Who said that you said you'd marry Ruby
because you very much said you'd shag? I said it,
because it came out of my fucking mouth. No, no, but you said shag.
Tristan, to completely be fair,
you didn't say the word marry,
so I can't sit here and have Vanders be on his own
and pretend that he's lying. You didn't... What did I say?
You said shag. Thank you.
So, you're getting caught out lying again. You guys are full of fucking shit.
So, what...? This is ridiculous. You're a liar! Lies, lies, lies!
Based... OK, based on a game. Why lie out about it, then?
OK, let's focus... That's what fucked me off! Based on a game...
Based on a game we played.
Stop pointing your fucking finger at me, boy!
What you going to do? Control your fucking emotions, mate. Me?
I don't think you know my friendship with Tristan.
Yeah. And we are...we are great mates,
and we do hang out and we do speak. Right.
And...and there is nothing there.
Can I just clarify one thing with you? Because I'm going to clarify it
with Rez as well, and Rez understands it,
there's nothing would ever fucking happen between Ruby and I.
Did I say that? Did I ever say those words?
You knocked on the door asking if we were in bed. No, I said inappropriate behaviour.
No, you knocked on the door to check we weren't in bed together.
Inappropriate comment. But I was asleep!
It was half four in the fucking morning.
It's fucking stupid. Oh, by the way I stood up, and this is fact,
I stood up at 3.30 and said I'm going to bed.
We're not going to brush that under the carpet.
Anyone else think I was inappropriate? What?
Does anyone think I'm being inappropriate with Ruby?
Anyone who's known our situation of six years.
Sam? You've been part of this situation for six years,
you've seen what we've gone through.
You think I'm being inappropriate with Ruby? today. Not today.
But I can see how, that evening, people thought that.
No, I fucking didn't. There is not one,
there's no chance in a million fucking years
anything would happen between Ruby and I. In a million fucking years.
And look... And what's happened now is this little moment in time has exploded,
and I'm going to have to go back to London and try and put all those fires out.
And it's really, really not what I fucking need right now,
and it's certainly not what Ruby needs right now.
Yeah, I'm done.
MUSIC: Run Like Milk by Helt
You're dating Tina.
Oh, so just it's OK if you say out loud that you want to shag my mate?
No, it's not OK. Can you just admit to me it's a bit bum out? Yeah.
Freddy and I got closer and we had a little kiss.
I want to put my hat back in the ring.
Me and you are done.
This isn't what I planned. I didn't plan this to happen. You're a snake.
Jack's going to move in.
Your brother is not moving in our house, James.
You've got a fucking wife and a child.
Ever since you've got married you've made zero effort with the family.
Oh! Zero effort.
I did fuck up yesterday.
Like, I got with Vanders.
Ridiculous! Why? Like, it's just bullshit, though.
Yeah, it's bullshit!
I've been back in the country for 24 hours!
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