This programme contains strong language and adult themes throughout
How you treated Jazz - disrespectful.
Freddy and I had a little kiss. She's so cute, look at her.
Hi, Jazzie.
Hi. I wanna put my hat back in the ring.
You're a snake. Me and you are done.
You're cute. You're cute.
Things with Zeyno going well?
Yeah.
This is probably the first girl since Emily, it's different.
I'm moving in with my brother.
We've had a conversation, it was a...
So, you've told him before asking me?
Ever since you got married you've made zero effort with
the family. Zero effort.
You have an issue with Rez, you take it to Rez.
He is publicly encouraging you to get with Muffin.
I'm done.
But she's not my puppet, and yet I'm the bad guy.
Like, I got with Vanders.
If you like me, Muffin, you don't kiss the person
who's been trying to ruin my life for the last week.
I am done saying yes and being nice. I am done.
Let's... BOTH: ..ruin it.
Your opinion will never matter to me.
Oh, don't say that.
I've found someone else.
Oh, I'm telling everyone about it. No, no.
You're in a house of fire right now.
Don't chat shit in front of me. Simple as.
I don't like you.
Shut... Yeah. ..up.
The girl in your bed was Harvey's girlfriend.
I will rip him to shreds.
# And the boys are all filled We're going to the market
# They're juiced to the brim We're heading to the hills
# They're driving me in circles... #
Hello. She can definitely come in. Yeah.
Hello. Mwah.
Go on, Lauren, Muffin. Ah, no, no, no,
no, no, no. I'm joking, I'm joking. Go ahead.
# We're headed to the hills
# They're driving me in circles See you at Tenants
# Corrugated sin Oh, we're getting to the kids... #
I don't feel like we can call this place a club.
I actually feel like it's a crime scene.
LAUGHTER That's so true.
If the walls could talk... LAUGHTER
I am happy that we're in VIP, though. We're...
Oh. ..you get the space.
It's thanks to your boyfriend. You're welcome. Yeah.
Your lover. Yeah, I'll take that.
He does think he's, you know, Billy big bollocks, doesn't he?
Billy big bouncer.
He's gotta behave on these Raffles nights.
He's got to behave.
There's always one of us spying on him. We'll know.
Yeah. Obviously the recent situation
with, like, Hugo coming back it has just, like, messed how things were
going. It's hard, cos I'm like,
"Wow, this is what I always wanted from Hugo." Yeah.
Like, I did have a soft spot for him. Yeah.
He meant a lot to me, but times have changed.
Now he's seeing me and Freddy and how well... Yeah.
..we get along and how happy I am, cos I am happy,
and then he's like, "Right, let's...let's shake it up."
Could've been me. Why do men do that?
They all... Yeah.
It's like they smell it from somewhere.
They smell you moving on. Yeah.
They smell the happiness and they're like...
BOTH: Let's ruin it. LAUGHTER
# My head's in a hurricane My head's in a hurricane
# Most of the time... #
First time back in Raffles for
a while, it's...it's pretty nice here.
I think I came here quite recently.
Yeah. Was that with...? Yeah, that was with me, yeah.
Was that with you? I think it was literally the other night.
Yeah. Yeah...Yeah. I feel like you're always here.
I'm up in the top five people who are always here I believe.
I met Jazz back in the day at Raffles. Oh, did you?
It's just a unique story, you know.
What's happening there? Oh, mate, I don't even know.
My head's all over the shop with it.
She's just started being happy with Freddy
and I did really hurt her.
And I don't know whether the right thing to do by her is
to just let her be happy.
Like, I don't think her and Freddy are gonna last.
I don't think they're the right match.
I don't see, like, her settling down with a party promoter.
Jazz is my best mate, right. Yeah.
I think, don't stop trying for her, you know.
That's pretty big from her best friend. No, but it's true.
Well, from a best friend's point of view, what else can I do to try?
We're gonna go play padel tomorrow with Jazz,
you may as well come with us. That could be fun.
Sure, sure, I'll come, I'll come along.
I love Freddy and Jazz together,
he brings out the giggly side to her... Yeah, yeah.
..you know, but you and Jazz had something special.
I think just don't stop trying. OK.
MUSIC: Heartburn by Tom Griffiths, Adam Zapel & Roscoe
Are those the last of the boxes? Yeah.
That's already gonna be a sore subject with Maeva.
# Me and my bro, uh, moving in together... #
You will be murdered if that comes into the house.
I... OK. No, look,
here's my thinking - I can serenade the household. Yeah.
I can sing lullabies to Beau.
I just need to learn how to play the guitar first.
Oh, right.
It's not that it's uncomfortable... Mmm.
..but I'm just trying to keep my head down. Yeah.
And I don't wanna disrupt anything. Good plan, keep doing that.
Right, that's what you've been doing... Yeah.
..for the last three four years.
Yeah, I've lived like that for a while. Yeah, I know.
I know how you work.
I'm gonna carry on living like that.
You did hit a nerve with Maeva
when you said about her lack of effort with the family.
Yeah. I fought fire with fire.
Since you made that comment... Mm-hm.
..she's actually gonna go and meet Mum.
Purely because of my comment?
Yeah, this week Beau and Maeva together.
Well, maybe my comment was a good thing then. Maybe.
It's kicked... DOORBELL
Someone's at the door, mate. Oh, here we, here we go.
Is it Mr Prince himself?
Sam, I can see you. I'll let you in, all right.
Perfect, can't wait.
Here we go. Here we go. I'm excited for this.
Grovel, grovel city. If there's an argument,
I will try do a little backing track.
# De-de-de... # # Do-do-do do-do-do-dooo... #
The guy owes me an apology.
OK. Oh, hello mate. How are you? Good to see you.
How are ya? Sorry. Let me make some room for you.
Hi, Sam. Good to see you, what are you doing? Playing, sweets and Xbox.
Yes, mate. And you told me to grow up.
I'm living my youth.
I'm surprised you let me in, to be honest.
I know, the doorbell, I like playing with the doorbell.
We haven't spoken long time.
Well, no, not since I called you out on your behaviour, yet again.
How is it in the bedroom?
Fuck off.
Same old Sam Prince.
Look, what's happening here? Is there...?
Well, he'll tell you, you've got something to say to me, haven't you?
Well, I think... Ah, it's tough to say it. It's tough to say it.
I think it's one word I'm looking for. I know, but it is tough.
It's tough just to get it out.
Five letters. I just want you to say sorry and mean it.
That's all I want.
From the bottom of my heart, I'm sorry.
I mean it.
Thank you.
I actually felt that. It has been a sad time. I actually think it has.
As much as I say I've been having a great time.
Have you? What, a great time with who, your girlfriend?
Yasmine. Thank you very much.
I can honestly sit here on this sofa and say I'm extremely happy.
Yeah? I just love her.
Wow. There's a secret which I don't think even James knows about me.
Go on. Ten years ago, I was a grade five tap dancer.
Shit. I didn't know that.
I would love to see you tap dance. I call bullshit. I'm calling bullshit.
It's the flexibility of the legs. I have ordered two pairs...
Yes? ..of tap dancing shoes,
and I'm going to tap dance for Yasmine and with Yasmine.
It's completely outside my comfort zone. Yeah.
But for Yasmine, I'll do it. You'll do anything.
Bless you. You really like this girl, don't you?
Mate, I really like this girl.
You know when you wake up, and you fancy them a bit more every day?
Mmm. Do you still have that with Maeva or? I do actually, honestly.
Yeah, yeah. He wakes up, he looks at her and then she wakes up
and says, "Why are you looking at me? Stop staring at me."
It's endearing. I love it.
Ah, God. Lucky boy.
Well, cheers. Cheers, Rubes.
So nice to see you, it's been a while. It has been a while.
That beer looks lovely. Mmm.
Do you know what? I quite like a beer as well.
You do actually. Yeah. I quite like that.
Feel like a lot's been going on.
I've heard bits like... Yeah.
And you've been sort of through it a little bit emotionally right.
How are you with it all? I'm all right.
Are you out the other end, or is it still right in the thick of it?
Rez is so consumed with what he's got going on with Tristan,
that, you know, him and I,
that's not a priority right at the moment for him.
And I feel like it's just really sad,
and I just want to try and get them back on track.
I want us as a three to all come back together. Course.
Haven't had a good bloody weekend out for a long time,
because Rez always conducts.
Ah, hello. Hello. Hello, sir. Drinks?
Um, I'm OK, thanks. I'll get a beer.
See I get the silence. Do you?
He's not excited, look at him, doesn't give a fuck.
Watch him not get me a beer, watch him not get me one.
No, I think he will. Watch him not...
Here we go, cheers. Oh, no.
Hello. Hello, stranger. How's it going? Danger.
Where's your elusive housemate?
He's gone on a retreat.
It's hard to find him these days.
Mate, I've heard about you guys, it's all a bit heavy. Mmm.
Again.
It's not nice to be at loggerheads with people that you care about.
It's awful, mate.
We're a trio, like, it sucks when we're not together.
I just feel like Tris just is
letting me down a little bit as a mate, man.
Like, you know, goes to Mauritius, slanders me,
doesn't give me the benefit of the doubt.
Completely disguises the fact that
he actually was probably a bit of a dick to Muffin.
And then says he'd shagged my ex.
When push comes to shove, and shit hits the fan, man,
I see a selfish guy who's quite childish.
Do you wanna try and see eye to eye with him?
Do you want a conversation or?
I feel like he deals with stuff like this very badly,
and actually doesn't really care about this friendship.
If he wants to sit back and just never hold himself accountable,
or say sorry, then fine.
He can do that, but he won't be my mate.
TRISTAN ON PHONE: Hey, buddy, how are ya?
It looks beautiful out there, where is it?
I'm in Portugal on a fitness retreat.
Oh, mate, I don't think
I've ever been to Portugal without my family before.
Well, I'm out here without any family, without any friends.
Tristan's got no friends. That sounds like normal.
Well, supposedly not, by the sounds of it.
So, what's on your mind, mate?
I mean, I assume you know what's been going on.
I am the father of the group now, Tristan, I know everything.
People come to me for advice. And I'm not even joking, people do.
You need to realise this,
just cos you have a child, it does not make you wise.
If anyone should be wise it's Rez,
considering he's in his late 40s, is he in his late 40s?
Are we low-blowing already? Are we going there?
Oh, no. I'm feeling a bit bitter. No.
I was surprised not to see you at that cheese and wine night,
because you're usually a guy that sticks up for yourself.
I'm embarrassed, mate.
The girl that I actually started liking,
the night after I get back from Mauritius,
24 hours, makes up some excuse about me not making an effort.
I was texting her the whole time she was on the flight, essentially. Yeah.
Then kisses the guy I've been shouting at the whole week,
who Rez was trying to set up with.
Muffin is not the one, and she never was the one.
Well, clearly now not.
This situation with Rez is really frustrating me.
We're talking about a game of snog, marry, avoid. I totally get that.
And if that is the crippling part of our friendship,
then by all means flush it down the toilet, honestly.
In the conversation that I had with him,
it's that he doesn't think that you're facing the music.
No, I'm not gonna go out of my way
to have an aggy conversation with someone
who is like talking to a brick wall.
I'm on a retreat right now,
I'm trying to bring the energy down,
I'm trying to reset and I don't need to feed
that angry energy that Rez brings,
because that is what he does, and that is exactly what he wants.
He wants a confrontation with me,
which at some point he will certainly get,
but it will be on my terms.
Hey, girls. Oh, my God, here he is.
I've brought you the best for the best.
Here you go. Wow.
On me, no worries.
You must really like Jazz. Yeah.
You're growing up, I must say, like,
the earpiece, it's all, it's all happening for you.
Do you like the earpiece?
Do you know what? It makes you look like a man.
By the way, who invited Hugo?
Well, he's our friend.
Yeah, he's not on the guest list, though.
I'll have to go sort him out, but I'll say bye to all of you.
Be nice. You're so bitchy. I will not be nice.
Freddy, let Hugo in. I'm petty.
PARIS: What's happening here?
I didn't know you were this close to Vanders.
Yeah, a lot has changed in a short space of time. Yeah.
WHISPERING: What happened to Tristan? Pardon?
What happened to Tristan? I'm so, like...
Yeah, he's not a thing any more.
Clearly. Vanders stole his girl.
HUGO LAUGHING
I'm just gonna keep drinking my drink, yeah.
Well done, yeah. You look good together as well,
you're a good matching couple, I like it.
FREDDY: Hello, guys.
Hey! Freddy! Hey, mate.
Enjoying your night? Man of the hour, how are you?
Yeah, I'm good. I'm jealous that you guys are drinking. I know.
You're not allowed to drink while on the job?
Yeah, mate, that's what you do when you work.
I thought that was one of the perks of the job, just get absolutely...
Tonight I'm on the guestlist,
and actually I came over here
because you're not on the guestlist.
I'm not on the guestlist? No.
Then how come I was let in at the door?
Dunno, mate,
clearly with all these guys you were, but, you're not on it, mate.
OK. But he's my plus one.
So I'm not on the list because you're worried I'll talk to Jazz again?
You're not on this list because...
You're threatened. ..I don't like you.
OK. So this is like your 12-year-old birthday party thing,
I'm not invited. This is, Hugo, I'm gonna have to ask you to
get out of here, mate. I'm sorry, I didn't realise you bought the place.
Make sure you leave your drink on the way out as well.
SARCASTIC: Oh, do you want it?
Actually you paid for it, maybe I could find a plastic cup for you.
But it's been really nice to see you.
It's been good to see you, Vanders. Yeah, it was nice seeing you, buddy.
I think Freddy is kicking Hugo out.
Is he actually? What? HUGO: Good seeing you.
FREDDY: No worries. So, Hugo, let's check, oh, he's not on it so...
You just said that, mate. Cheers, though.
Sorry about that, he had to go.
Backhand.
Cheers, Jo. It's nice to see you.
I think it's really nice that we're gonna just spend some time together.
We just don't, do we?
Seven, and!
Sorry!
Right, come this side, come here.
Oh, my God.
LAUGHING: What the hell?!
This is a good start. Did you drink a lot yesterday?
I drank quite a bit.
I literally didn't see you.
Yeah, I know. I was just speaking to Hugo.
Did you see him get kicked out? Yeah.
I feel bad, but I feel like it was Freddy's day. Mm-hm.
You know, he works there, he's got his earpiece,
he calls the shots. I'm not involved.
Basically, Hugo was saying to me,
"I'm not sure if I should give up on Jazz."
Don't hate me, but I was like, "I don't think you should."
JAZZ LAUGHS I was like, "Go get your girl!"
Yeah...I just have one little thing to tell you,
and don't be angry at me.
I can't promise that. I really can't promise that. No, no.
May...maybe I invited Hugo today. To padel.
With Vanders. To yeah, to come play. Play padel.
Jules!
What? No! Yeah. No. Yeah!
I'm leaving. Good game. No, no, no.
You did amazingly. I want to go. No, you don't.
This is not fair. This isn't fair.
It is so hard for me to just be like, Hugo, stop trying.
But I need to do that. I have to.
But do you want to?
Yes. I'm joking. You're not.
No, listen, I don't wanna be with Hugo.
I feel like I'm getting feelings for Freddy,
and I feel like Freddy's getting feelings for me. Yeah.
Right now I actually want to pursue Freddy,
I don't want to pursue Hugo.
And I understand, but if Hugo put in the work.
Stop with the hypotheticals. Sorry. Stop it.
OK, sorry. Stop it.
Obviously you know I love talking about Beau, that's my main...
I know, of course, we all love talking about Beau. I know.
When he's really happy about something now he does ...Does he?
Like, yeah! Like fists, like this.
He go like, yeah, you know. And I love that.
I just love how he walks along
with his hands behind his back like a little old man.
Oh, yeah, he does that sometimes. And then on his tippy toes.
Always. I know. Always.
Jack was saying something the other night
that I found a bit hurtful, I'm not gonna lie.
But he was just saying that I don't really spend much time
with anyone from the family.
Maybe, maybe it's right, but it's just hard to hear, you know.
Normally if we're out together at all,
we've got Beau as well, haven't we?
So it's nicer just to do... Yeah.
Something just the two of us. Yeah, yeah, no, exactly.
But however, I am really happy to see you today because, Jo,
I'm sorry but I am desperate. Why, what's the matter?
You know exactly what I'm about to talk to you about.
Yes. I think I do.
Can you please help me? It's been four days now.
LAUGHING: Four days? Four dreadful days.
I can't have him longer, Jo. I'm sorry, I can't have him longer.
And honestly I'm really trying to be like... Give him time.
Keeping the smile, being nice with you,
because I know you're his mum, but honestly... I know.
..I wanna yell right now.
I know, I know how you feel. I can't have Jack any more.
I mean. I'm not saying I don't miss him,
because it's really empty at home now.
Perfect, so I'll say that.
Exactly. It is very quiet, and it's like empty nest syndrome now.
OK, we can make a deal now, Jo. OK, let's make a deal.
I'm OK to have him a bit longer. Yep.
But after a couple days, then that's when I'll tell him
that, "Your mum misses you very much, and she needs you back."
Well, it sounds like a compromise, doesn't it?
OK. Perfect. Deal.
Deal. Thank you, Jo.
Let's have another glass of wine, then. Yeah.
Ready?
Lovely. Wow! Yes!
I'm gonna go get some drinks. Thank you. OK, amazing, thank you.
See you in a bit.
Sorry?
This is me showing how much I love you.
Tap dancing? Tap dancing.
Also, you look good in those shoes.
And I'm really grateful for my tap dance shoes.
I'm gonna put them in my bedroom and frame them,
cos I won't be using them again. It is adorable,
I've always wanted to see you tap dancing.
You can't tell anyone about this, it's a bit of a secret.
Oh, I'm telling everyone about this.
No, no, no, bit of a secret. No, I'm telling everyone.
Shall we stick to the dinners?
No, I enjoyed tap dancing,
I'll choose the activity next time.
Right, OK, so listen,
the traditional way to eat it, right... Yeah?
..is to put it on your fist.
On my fist? Yeah. Like that, right. So listen, take a spoon.
Why don't we just put it in our mouths? No, listen, take a spoon.
Um, OK. Take a spoon.
That big, oh, I dunno.
OK, you can take a smaller one, I just, I was very excited, OK?
I'm nervous, I'm nervous. Right, now put it on.
Are you taking the piss? No, I'm serious.
This is the traditional way to do it.
I trust you. Fist bump, fist bump.
Fist bump, cheers.
And then, close your eyes and just. I feel like you're tricking me.
I swear to God. You need to do it first. OK.
Mmm. Oh, my God, that... Mmm.
Ah, so good. I don't put onions on them,
cos I feel like I just want the flavour of the caviar,
but you can put a tiny bit. I might put some onions on it. Go for it.
I put onions on hot dogs, so might as well put it on caviar.
Yeah, OK, come on.
Let's not compare hot dogs to caviar. Please. Right.
Have some respect. Cheers. Cheers.
Mmm. It's a nice life.
This is my new favourite food. Right? Yeah.
So good! I had fun last night.
Mm. When Hugo left, obviously. Babe. I know.
That was really intense, you kicking him out. I'm not gonna lie.
I know, honestly, it's just like,
imagine if someone walked into your private party
and they weren't invited.
If there was anyone in this group that would understand me kicking
someone out of a party, it would be you.
I feel like you're savage like that. You would definitely kick them out.
I would've made sure my security was on it first
so I didn't have to do it myself. Yeah, good point.
I don't know why security let him in.
How are things with you and Jazz?
Great. Really good.
She has been saying some very positive things,
which reinforce what I feel as well.
Like what?
Just like, she said she had feelings for me.
She's really excited to see where this goes.
I'm happy with where we're at. Yeah.
Yeah. I like her.
When I was chatting with Muffin,
she was definitely trying to, like, push for Hugo
and Jazz to, like, do something.
What's she doing? I think she invited him
to do paddleboarding or something,
something to do with a paddle.
Sorry. Just gotta, I think you mean padel tennis, not paddleboarding.
Padel tennis, exactly. Also, what?
Yeah, the four of them. Why is she doing that?
That's actually kind of annoyed me that they've
invited Hugo, and not me.
Unless Muffin genuinely believes that Jazz is more interested in Hugo
and wants to go that route.
Yeah. I don't really know what to think any more, to be honest.
Has he ever seen you in athleisure vibes?
Yes, in Australia,
when I was crying over him.
On the top of a mound.
Hi, guys, sorry. No. Hello, surprise.
Come in.
I guess I'm gonna be your partner then. No, no. No.
Good, how are you? Nice to see you, Jazzie.
Mwah. Always.
Hey, Julia. Hugo, hi.
No hugs for you. Why, why not?
Naughty, naughty right here.
Whoopsie. This is, no, no. No whoopsie.
Whoops, whoops. I think it,
I think it's quite nice, honestly.
Thank you for setting this up.
No look, it's just padel. That's all it is. Yeah.
It is gonna be Muffin and I whooping your ass.
I was hoping I'd be on your team, honestly.
Like a little couple, couple. Yeah, yeah. No, no.
Yeah, couple against couple. I like that. No.
There is actually a limit to
the amount of times that I can get rejected.
Like, I'm really trying to wear
my fucking heart on my sleeve here, Jazzie.
I hear it. Of course I think you're making the wrong choice.
And I think you'll come to learn that.
But, at the moment, I'm gonna be your friend. We're cool.
That's cute. Aww. We should hug too.
Shall we hug as well?
Sorry, we just wanna join in the hugging you know.
Have you spoken to Tristan?
I've noticed on his socials that he landed in London today.
I wouldn't know. He blocked me.
I don't even know, I can't reach him.
You did steal his girl though, like, wild.
Look, there's a common denominator in every single situation.
Tristan. Tristan.
To be fair, I will give you that. Rez, me, Julia.
He's burnt three bridges. I'm sorry, I'm not the common denominator.
I'm just the one who called him out on all his shit.
You just call it how you see it. Call it how I see it. Honest.
And I respect it. I love it, I love it. I do, I do respect it.
Just don't chat shit in front of me, simple as.
Hello. Rez, how are we?
I'm OK. We got there in the end,
got the invite through.
We got there in the end.
Let's talk. Um...
I don't even know where to start.
Um... I don't think...
I feel like we don't really know each other any more.
I feel that as well.
Yeah. I mean, I know, I hope that you know this already,
but in a million fucking years,
nothing would ever happen between Ruby and I...in a million years.
It's never been about whether you were gonna hook up
with Ruby or wanted to.
For me, it's everything kind of overarching and in
and around it. It's like,
in Mauritius you weren't a friend to me.
You and I haven't seen eye to eye since Australia. That's what it is.
No, it's not that. It is. It's that you were my best mate and you
fucking went against me... I didn't. ..for everything that I was doing.
I'm not your lackey who's gonna bend over and do whatever you say.
I'm not YOUR lackey, but what I wanna tell you is...
I know you're not, but I'll say it to you straight, but you keep doing it.
This is the real crux of it and I want you to hear this.
The fundamental behind all
of this is you wouldn't be in this position if you didn't make
Muffin feel a certain type of way. I under...
And I feel like you're focusing on all of the wrong things... No, no...
..and not looking into the mirror.
No, no, this is the problem, cos you won't listen to a fucking word.
You won't listen to a word I'm saying.
I don't feel like you're taking any accountability
for how you made Muffin feel.
I said sorry to Muffin, the person that counts.
You haven't said sorry about the Ruby stuff.
Regardless of what you think was said or what wasn't said.
It was a little bit different
to you saying you'd shag my ex, mate, and then lying about it.
I think you're really holding me
accountable for nothing here. I wouldn't shag your ex.
Well, you said you would. In a million years.
Did you say you'd shag my ex? No, I said I'd marry her in a game.
Ruby's told me it was shag not marry, mate.
Yeah, OK, fine, whatever it was...
Everyone that was there said you said that. Whatever it was...
OK, whatever it was. So you lied about that, cool, fine.
I don't need to lie about anything, Rez!
I've told you, I didn't encourage it.
I am very sorry about, if there's
anything that you've deemed inappropriate with Ruby.
I am sorry. No, listen. Forget about...
OK, thank you, I accept your apology.
I never thought that you were gonna hook up with Ruby.
All right? I hope not, I really do. That's not even a thing.
I'm just saying that's slightly inconsiderate of you.
Because of the way you wanted to deal with it,
you let me stew on it for, like, two weeks back in London.
But we are different people. You like to, you know,
get on that conversation instantly, I need space and time.
I feel like it's battle of the egos again.
I think we're just quite good at riling each other up.
We, we can't forget the friendship that we have.
And if you take anything away from this conversation is that, bro,
you are my best mate.
I hold that value in front of you and,
and away from you. And I think that's clear.
And I just feel like it shouldn't take us fucking three weeks
to have this beer. I agree. I've been away for a week,
I was in Mauritius for a week, and do you know what? I love you.
You're a fucking idiot.
I mean that.
I love you too. OK, so what...
I wanna... I hate you, but I love you.
We need to stop being here. It's not fair.
We've both had a lot going on in the last three weeks, mate,
and I feel that we weren't there for each other,
and I feel like our pride gets in the way of all of that. Don't cry.
I am.
Fucking damn you.
My Bambi-eyed girl.
RECORDED MESSAGE: Hey, Jazz, please call me.
There's some stuff going round, something that I did
and I'm wanna be the first to tell you, so, yeah,
when you get a chance to listen to this, just call me.
Thank you. That's great, thanks.
Freddy,
I am so fucking disappointed.
Mate, I feel terrible.
What's, what's actually happened?
At my, I hosted a massive event at Raffles,
OK? Yeah. A lot of drinking was involved.
Me and Zeyno ended up talking quite a lot during the night.
Zeyno, the girl that Harvey's dating?
And she ended up staying at my house...
No. ..in my bed.
And there was like a lot of cuddling.
She slept in my arms.
I have bad self-control clearly.
That's something I have to work on.
I did try to kiss her and she said no, so...
Freddy. Lad.
I'm honestly, I feel heartbroken. Like, I have,
I have feelings for Jazz and I've just messed it all up.
So why, why have you done something so pointless and meaningless then?
I didn't think she'd find out, to be honest.
Freddy, you put Hugo through so much shit for nothing.
I know, I'm such a hypocrite.
And also I feel bad for Harvey. Like, I've just burnt that bridge.
Mate, you're in a house of fire right now.
You're doing well. You're doing well.
I just really want Jazz back. That's, baby steps first.
And I don't know if she deserves you, if I'm honest.
I'm... I-I was a piece of shit.
She is the one that deserves an apology and right now, I think...
She's coming here. I'm gonna, I'm gonna give her a massive apology.
I think that's a good idea.
I'm actually shitting myself a bit.
You guys always have, like, have a lot of fun with each other.
In and out of bars.
Oh, dear. Oh. No, to be fair, we do, we, we get on well.
We do have fun to be fair.
You sound like you're in the honeymoon of the relationship,
like, just started dating,
just going out the whole time, lots of hangovers - fun.
Yeah, too much going out. Yeah.
Remember, we're not going out this weekend.
No, we've decided... No, what we're gonna do,
we're going to be really wholesome now, right?
I mean, apart from The Manatees gig tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah. You guys are sweet. Yeah. We are.
I can really see it, you guys are...
Cute. Buddy. Yeah.
Have you met the parents?
Yeah, we bumped into them, yeah. Yeah. Yes! Yeah, we did.
We did, didn't we? Yeah, we did.
Wow. The brother, his girlfriend.
Yeah. The mum, the dad.
How'd it go? Uh, I think they liked me.
They did actually really like you. That's good. Yeah.
Are you gonna introduce to your parents?
Oh, God. Maybe, we'll, we'll see.
Taking it slow. He's very confident with that.
No, no. I'm... Definitely in the future.
Yeah, obviously, yeah. Definitely in the future, 100%.
Yeah. But not this weekend. Oh!
Hopefully you don't get bored of me. Ah! Ah! No, never.
That's so cute. Oh, no, wait, why did I say that?
That was so cute!
Ah! Should I, like, get us some drinks or?
Yeah. Do you know what? I'd love another drink. Perfect. Well...
Put it on my tab. Yeah, no, I will, don't worry about that. Yeah, yeah.
Ah, that's cute.
It's cute. She's into you.
Yeah. She likes you a lot.
It's complicated. Um... What?
When we first... Bearing in mind like...
When you... When it was all happening...
When you stole her off Tristan, yeah.
It wasn't about that. I just really, was really enjoying her company
and it was just,
over the last few days, I've been like,
I'm doing exactly what I always do
and that is rush into, like, rush into a relationship
and end up with the wrong person.
So I'm just like very, very cautious.
My head's a bit muddled at the moment, genuinely.
Do you see a future with Julia or not?
I-I don't wanna be in,
I, literally, I don't wanna be in a relationship.
It's difficult. Are you looking to like call it off?
Not call it off but just like... Slow it down.
I'm sure she's gonna be delighted to hear this. Oh, don't say that.
Ruby. Hello. Look so sweet today.
You look nice. How are you?
I'm good, how are you? You smell good too.
Oh! I'm good, thank you.
Nice to see you. Have you had a blow dry?
Yeah. It looks very nice.
So how's things with you?
Things are good.
I feel like we've sort of...
We're in a weird, like, situ.
I feel like we've just not spent
a huge amount of time, like, one-on-one.
Since Mauritius there's been a lot of time apart from each other.
Yeah. Whatever it is
and whatever convos we were having before that kind of were parked...
Yeah. ..I feel. Um,
and with that, there's been some distance. Mm.
I don't think I've been as forthcoming as
I could've been recently. Why's that?
"I've found someone else!"
No!
Things are obviously a lot easier now that you're not dating Tina
and, you know,
there's no reason for it to not happen.
But if there's also this like weird distance,
then it's like, what are we, what are we doing?
I'd like to take you out.
OK.
Shall we get some more pictures to put in the book?
Cos I remember there was quite a few pages.
It said to be continued. It did, didn't it? Yeah.
I'd love to explore things. Like, I'd love to like, you know,
go on a date and, like, spend time with each other.
That was a very stripped back version
of your thoughts at the bridge.
Are your thoughts still...
Yeah, they... Yeah. They are.
Look who's come out of hiding.
Hey, Jazz. How are you? No hug back. Yeah.
Fair enough. I like your outfit.
Dressed as you today.
Which is what?
A walking red flag.
I'm really sorry. I've like messed up so badly. Honestly,
all I wanna do is just go back to that night,
just, and just not do it.
Honestly, I'm just so, so sorry.
I thought you were different.
And maybe that's naive of me to think.
And the thing is like, we've had very deep conversations
about how I was hurt in the past.
And you looked me dead in the eye
and you were like, "Jazz, like, I'm not that guy."
I, I was...
I actually was committed to you. Like... What?!
Freddy, you can't say you were committed to me.
I know. I was though. Obviously my actions say otherwise.
But I really do, I do like you a lot.
I LIKED you a lot.
And now I feel like an idiot cos... I'm so, so sorry.
..you made me believe that you were the good guy.
And basically shitting on Hugo and Miles,
saying, "Miles, you're gonna hurt her. Hugo, you hurt her."
What are you doing?
It just looks bad. It looks really, really bad.
It looks terrible.
I mean, I'm sure everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
Yeah. I'm a hypocrite, I'm an idiot. I'm sorry.
And on top of that,
the girl in your bed was Harvey's girlfriend.
I thought she was my mate. She's not. Um...
You're not friends with her after that? No.
Obviously not, Freddy!
I just wanna ask you something.
Did you tell one of the boys,
"Don't tell Jazz, cos I still wanna sleep with her"?
HE SIGHS
I did say that. I'm sorry.
Right now you're just...a boy.
And... To be honest I can't really argue about that. Yeah.
I've been behaving like a boy. Yeah.
And I feel like, with me, that can't run.
Keep those flowers.
Give them to the next one and see you round.
OK. I'm sorry.
How we doing? Are we all right?
MUSIC PLAYS
# ..You never will
# So what the hell were you thinking about?
# You've made your mother so...
# You need to clear your head out
# Head out Head out now... #
Maeva. It's my peace offering.
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say, why.
Do you want me in your book again?
Good books, please. OK. All right.
Fresh start, new beginnings, my favourite mother. Cheers.
Mm! I tell you what, it's good to see Maeva out.
It's really strong. Oh, it's delicious.
So has James told you we're back on?
Yeah, I know, he said. Which means we're back on.
Yeah, that's good, that's good, yeah. Have you missed me?
I did actually. We're back. Really? I did actually, yeah.
People just think we always hate each other,
but secretly, we look at each other, like...
We get each other. We get it. We get it. Because we're horrible people.
We're actually quite nasty! No, we're not.
We're dark people. Anyway. And I've seen that Jack has moved in.
Oh, God. Yeah.
How exciting.
You're joking. He's super impolite.
Who is? Jack?
Jack is impolite. So he doesn't think,
when he gets in the house, he never remove his shoes,
and what he does, he goes straight to the fridge to get some food.
IMITATES JACK: Check in the fridge, check if there's food in there.
No, nothing interesting.
I went round there, they're eating sweets and crisps.
Oh, my God. That's it. Honestly, all day long.
I walked in, I thought it was a uni dorm. At night, they do fuck all.
They stay on... A uni dorm.
They stay on the couch, watch football and I do everything.
He needs to leave.
Pack his bags, go back to your mum's.
MUSIC CONTINUES
Come on!
Hey. Hey. Beer?
Thank you, please. There you go.
Welcome back. Missed ya. Good to be back.
Yeah. I think. Good to be back.
Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Good to be back, let's go with it. Mmm.
Definitely a necessary week away.
Yeah, I'm sure.
I mean, it seems a lot has changed since I've been gone.
A lot. I just saw... Did you see Muffin and Vanders?
I just saw Muffin and Vanders upstairs. Bit weird. Yeah.
Is that, like, fully a thing?
I-I-I...I think it is.
But I'm not surprised. No, I guess I'm...
He clearly doesn't give a shit about me, he's done nothing but try
and make my life difficult for the last three weeks.
Yeah. I wonder if he's gone,
"Tris and I have had a falling out,
"I'm gonna alpha dog him, you know, swoop in."
I hate to agree, but I kind of do agree.
I don't want to agree with myself.
No, I don't either, cos it's not fair on Muffin.
No, it's not.
Hey, listen, she's a...
She'll figure it out. She'll figure it out.
What's going on with you and Rez?
Last time I saw you, you were chatting. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Or you'd made steps forward.
I don't think there's a huge, like, progression or updates.
We're definitely getting on.
Is it kind of like friendship or romantic-y?
There's love there and I... Yeah.
That wasn't the question.
We're not, like, together. Yeah.
You're being very coy. I understand why.
I just don't really know what to say. Yeah, no, fine.
It's almost start again from that romantic side. Yeah.
You know, you got the friendship, you got the companionship.
That's what's missing. You just need to give that little...
Yeah. It's like kick-starting an engine.
Yeah! Turn it on and rile it up! Just gotta fire it up.
# Do you feel alive?
# You think I don't need this
# Cut me and I bleed it
# Would you drain me dry?
# Bite until you break skin
# God, I find this loving tiring
# Nobody knows, everybody wants something
# Nobody knows No, nobody knows... #
So where's Freddy? Have you not heard, like...?
What? So Freddy basically took a girl home from Raffles
and she spent the night with him.
Shut... Yeah. ..up.
But it's, like, and then the next...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He took a girl with...
Yeah. And what?
And... Who?
Zeyno, as in Harvey's girlfriend.
No, no, no, you're joking. No, I swear.
What? Yeah.
So he took this girl back from Raffles, right?
Yeah. Where he works.
This was your point. This... Can we just take a minute?
Yeah, I told you this multiple times.
I'm just a bit embarrassed cos I'm, like... No, I get that.
He's been grafting this whole time,
he finally got me, and I've let my guard down.
I don't feel like I deserve this.
I'm not gonna get sad, I'm not sad. Don't get sad.
I'm not sad, but it's, like...
He's not worth your tears.
You can do better.
Like, you don't deserve a guy that's going to treat you like that.
Hey, girls. How are we doing?
Ahh. Hi, Jules, how are you?
Hello. Good, how are you?
How about this band? I'm loving it.
It's cool, right?
I love a bit of gee-tar, you know?
Gee-tar? A gee-tar! A bit of gee-tar.
We love the gee-tar.
How are we all doing? Having a fun night?
Erm...
We were just discussing Freddy.
Ah, the big fish. I haven't seen him today. Yeah. Is he around?
Well, no, I think he was a bit, you know, scared to show up today.
Why? Well, he fucked up a bit.
With you?
Nah. No, what do you mean?
Basically, Freddy saw Zeyno in Raffles,
and then they went home together
to Freddy's, and she stayed the night.
You're fucking with me. Like, he didn't actually do this... Yeah.
..after everything that he said?
I know. After the way he stood up about you.
Yeah, that's my issue.
This is ridiculous! Like, genuinely ridiculous.
Well, at least now you can see his true colours.
The guy went after you for, like, what, eight months?
You give him a chance, he lasts, what, a week?
What a joke. Not showing up today,
hiding from the stuff that he's done. Yeah, he's embarrassed,
and I think he's shitting it.
When I see the bloke, I will rip him to shreds.
So how is everything with Yas?
Hey, it's going well. We went tap dancing.
You do that? Yeah.
Like, the claquettes and..? Like the clapping, like... Yeah.
Ah. Yeah.
It's not really, er, sexy... Listen, it's not very me.
Hello, guys. Hey! Hello.
The brothers, the twins. You do look like twins.
No, we're not twins. You're just better dressed.
Always am. He's given up now.
He's given up, he's got the baby, he doesn't need to do anything.
That was hot, bro. Thank you, man.
Yes. One big happy family.
Oh, huge happy family.
How's it all going?
What, in life? Yeah. My life or the situation?
I heard you went to lunch with my mum...
I did. ..which was nice. How was it?
It was, er... It was good. Yeah?
It was good, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but she said that she really, really misses you.
That's sweet. I miss her too.
I did say that obviously it was hard with my situation.
Mmm. She obviously was like, "Can you push him a bit more, Jack?
"You know, it's good for him," but I can't do any more.
OK, OK, OK, what hasn't been working?
You keep your shoes in the house. I hate it.
I take them off!
No, you don't. No, James, you can defend me on that, I take 'em off.
We need to ask you to take them off.
He does take them off. I take them off.
You need... You know what? You, I don't even want...
Do you know what? You, shush?
The mess, the mess because no matter what you say...you're messy.
It just... It's not OK. It's not working any more, it's not working.
I don't believe that I'm doing that badly.
I've been good with Beau.
You're a good person, you're a good uncle, I love you, you're great,
but not... I don't want you to live in our house.
I understand if you... That's it, I'm done.
I am done saying yes and being nice. Burning a bridge. I am done.
I feel like nothing I could've done was going to be good enough.
No, exactly.
BAND CONTINUE PLAYING
Can I have a beer please, mate?
Pleasure. Cheers, mate. Thanks.
Hey. Ah! The happy couple.
How are we doing?
Erm, yeah. I think we need to talk. Erm...
Good to see you, Muffin. How are you?
I'm good, how are you? Yeah, good.
Good. Vanders?
Erm...
So this is...nice. Are you guys dating now?
Erm... Er, yeah.
I mean, we're going out on dates... Yeah.
Dating. Yeah.
Yeah. Nice.
I think, obviously, a lot happened since Mauritius.
Mmm. And after that.
Erm... I just wanted to really say to you, obviously...
Apology accepted.
It wasn't an apology.
I actually wanted to say to you, look, obviously when this first
sort of popped up and was gonna happen... Mm.
..I didn't go there because... out of respect to you,
and then obviously the way you treated
and reacted to me in Mauritius, and the things you said to Rez,
made me realise we're not really friends. Both ways.
So you went, "Fuck it, I'm just gonna... Full steam ahead"?
No, I was like, there was chemistry, we're not friends,
so I don't need to have the respect for you,
and if there's chemistry, I can pursue my own interests.
I think that's the first thing we've agreed,
that there is no respect between us.
Anyway... But it has all worked out in the end now. And I'm glad.
Yeah, because I have someone that's actually showing me he cares.
That's good. And I hope he continues to do so.
But it's really nice to have that.
So it's quite serious, then, between you guys?
Well, he's taken me out nearly every day.
I know, I've seen it all over Instagram.
Yeah, it's what you do at the beginning of a thing, you know.
Agreed. You take people out on dates, you show them the interest,
and you see where it goes. I'm...
And it's going well at the moment, it's going very well.
You asked and I'm telling you.
No, no, I'm... Yeah. It's good. I'm glad it's going well. Yeah.
I do really like him. Yeah, and I hope he really likes you back.
The reason I'm not talking right now... Do you really like her back?
Yeah, I do like her. Great.
I just don't know when to end this conversation.
It's just shit. We can just finish it now if you want.
I haven't really got much to say.
Genuinely, like, aside from Vanderpump, you know,
I'm sorry it all worked out the way it did...
I just think it needs... Ah, sorry, I was speaking to Muffin.
..and I do hope, you know... So rude.
I'm fucking having a conversation. I don't need you to butt in.
I was trying to say something nice.
Like, I do hope that you guys work out and you're happy
cos I do think you're a lovely girl.
Yeah. I really believe you believe that.
I don't care what you think.
I care what Muffin thinks. And what I know. OK.
Another thing we need to establish -
your opinion will never matter to me. OK.
So I'm gonna go see The Manatees
and leave you guys to enjoy your blossoming romance.
Yeah. Been nice having a chat.
Prick.
Thank you, London!
Thank you so much for coming down.
That was fun. Yeah.
It's the first girl I've let into my life for a while.
This is a real dagger.
It was just, like, a stupid, drunken mistake.
But I don't wanna be with someone who behaves like that.
She was happy with you.
You lasted, what, one day?
I don't wanna ever fucking be friends with you, bro.
Do you understand, from my side, it's embarrassing?
I thought I explained this all to you.
Yeah, but I'm so confused on what it is you want.
Trust me, like, he's not worth your tears.
Well, obviously not.
You actually said there's something romantically missing with Rez.
There probably is something missing
cos we haven't slept with each other yet.
Did you guys sleep together?
I stayed at his a couple of times.
Something doesn't feel right.
I'm old enough to know when something's not real.
I love you.
Why don't I believe you?
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