How are you? Hi, I'm Tristan.
Julia. Lovely to meet you. Lovely to meet you. Hi. How are you doing?
I'm looking forward to seeing where it goes.
We're on the same page.
Like, I got with Vanders. Um...
This is...this is why I don't do this.
I want to apologise for the crossover.
Maybe when I'm back from Australia we can have a coffee or catch up.
Things with Zeyno going well? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Me and Zeyno ended up talking quite a lot during the night,
and she ended up staying at my house... Oh! ..in my bed.
Yeah, I'm just upset.
It's the first girl I've let into my life for a while. So I'm just...
Just shit you didn't need. Don't start.
Sorry. I'm so sorry, brother.
It's just annoying. It's shit. I misjudged everything.
I don't have an answer for you. I need to think.
I'm going to propose to James.
I always thought I'd be the guy to marry you. I don't know why.
I know what you want in your life.
And I know that James is the person that can give that to you.
Thank you.
I don't want you to think that I still like her. I don't.
And whether you have to believe that or not, that's up to you.
I'm honestly done. It is done.
She's really, really into you.
Did you guys have sex? You don't even know what you're talking about.
Like, just stop. It's so annoying.
Where is my princess?
I really did want to make it work with you.
They did sleep together that night, though.
The one time I tried to stand up for myself, you take it away.
Why are you here, bro? It's off!
I will protect my family with everything.
# I like it better when it's all in my head
# The doctors know that I have money to spend.
# And no, it's not you, it's me I've been talking to
# I like it better when it's all in my head...
Ew! Ew!
Beautiful.
# And nobody knows the pain I'm going through...
Oh, nice!
Come on, Jack. All the way down. All the way down.
We've got some traffic, we're going in the air.
As the eagle flies. As the eagle flies.
# I like it better when it's all in my head
# I like to spend all day dreaming in bed
# And nobody knows the pain I'm going through
Can you see pappy now, can you see pappy?
# I like it better when it's all in my head
# I like to spend all day dreaming in bed
# And nobody knows the pain I'm going through
# I'm in no state of grace
# It's my privilege to say
# I'm in no...
Are you ready for some top-level polo play? From you? Yeah, mate.
Another thing to be better than my brother at. Sure, mate.
We got to hurry up.
Got all the gear? Absolutely no idea!
# Tell me what to do with my beer
# I like it better when it's all in my head...
Come on, come on, Tristan, you can do it.
Let's go.
Fun fact - my mother and my stepdad actually met here. No way. Oh!
And then they're married and still happily married.
So I'm looking for my one here!
# And dream in bed And nobody knows....
Walk it in, Jacks. Your ball. Come on.
Jack, your ball. Your ball, Jack. Your ball, Jack.
# I'm in no state of grace
Was I, was I riding OK?
You were riding good. You couldn't hit the thing.
No, but did...? Did you watch me over there? I was so good.
# I'm in no state...
No, you were bloody fantastic, mate. No... Bloody average, mate.
Honestly, you can, you can ride.
You're a good liar! You could do with whatever that is.
I am incredibly average out there. No, you were great out there.
You were great. The fifth time I've been on a horse in ten years.
You were... Oh, mate. You did well. He wouldn't have known.
Last time I had a ride, ten years.
Also, those pants, my type. But you know what?
If someone's going to look good in them, it's you. It's not me.
You guys are literally best friends now. It's been lovely. It's nice.
It is. Oh, yeah, it's been real. It's dynamic.
Yeah, it has been really nice, hasn't it?
It's good to be back, brother. Yeah.
I've missed you boys in Australia.
I need to hear everything about it, because I felt like I was there.
No, no. Let's leave Australia where it needs to be.
Really? We don't want to unpack it?
I think I was quite wholesome.
Miles, you broke two hearts out there. No. Hey, hey.
I did not break two... And a few bed frames. No, I didn't!
Says you! I didn't say I didn't.
Actually, I met a really nice girl - Molly. He's in love. Molly?
Molly Paradise. Molly Paradise. That's a strong name.
Do you know what, mate? If I'm honest with you,
if we lived in the same continent even...
The distance is so crazy.
Well, she did say she was going to come to Europe.
She's coming to London soon. Oh, so she is actually, that's confirmed?
Yeah. But then, when we first left Australia,
there was a point where, I didn't ghost her, but I kind of...
I know. You know, I've been doing my thing
and it's like, it's difficult to...
Why not pick things up where you left off?
I don't think so. It's easy when you're in a bubble
and, you know, it's Australia, it's easy to fall in love.
And then communication lines are so hard.
I just think the reality of our situation kicked in like,
I can't fall in love with a girl who lives the other side of the world.
Hey, girl. Hi. Hello.
You look so good. You look unreal.
No, you did so well out there. Honestly, like...
Better than the boys? You look sexy. Yeah.
Better than the boys. Obviously. Obviously.
How are you all doing? I've not seen you guys in ages.
No. Yeah, I have a boyfriend now.
Yay. It's like so weird to say out loud.
Thank goodness. Like, the choices are rough out there, you know.
But, yeah. You're single, right? I am indeed.
Good for you, though.
Yeah. Better single than with Harvey, I think.
I mean, I don't know, it's obviously a bit of a shit situation
but obviously he's here today, and it's hard because
I obviously still have feelings for him.
I still really like him, and I still want to make it work. Yeah.
Anyway, I think I need a drink. Anyone need a top-up?
Me always. Let's go. Let's go. See you, guys. See you, guys. See ya.
Right. Now they're gone, we need to have an actual debrief.
About Milesy? I need to, we need a chat.
Well, he did a shoot and invited me to shoot some tennis stuff
and the shoot just happened to be in Marbella. But I just feel like...
Isn't it true, like, do you not think that if there was
that, like, sexual vibe or like that romantic vibe,
it would have happened like that?
OK. That's the only thing where he wouldn't have come out to Marbella
if he wasn't interested in you. He needs to show me that.
No, I know that. But he's been messaging you this whole summer.
This is the thing. I'm such a proud person, Jules,
and I'm not going to actively pursue him first.
What about Tristan?
Oh, my God. I think he's... I think he's sexy.
Did I fuck up and make a mistake by going for Vanders?
Yeah. Yeah, I did. Big time. And I do regret it.
And, honestly, I'm just like, I just miss him.
Hypothetically, if you saw Tristan again, you would like...?
Um... Yeah. Yeah? To be honest, yeah.
Tomorrow I'm going for a friendly drink with Miles and Tristan.
And I think - this is the perfect plan, right?
Because we're both in this limbo stage where... I'm down!
Oh, my God, this is wonderful. This is amazing. Surreal.
I'm so down. I'll be there. Flicking my blow drying tonight. Yeah.
I saw, Miles, that you were on a flight to Marbella.
OK. Yes, I did see Jazz in Marbella. You'd have such good-looking babies.
I extended the stay... OK. ..with her lovely family
And it was such a lovely, wholesome - very wholesome, might I add...
That's good. Nothing happened. OK.
I'm surprised. I thought there might be a kiss.
I think... BELL SOUNDS OVER TANNOY
Saved by the bell!
Also, weirdly enough,
I've been hanging out with Jack a little bit.
Taylor? Jack Taylor? Jack Taylor. Lovely boy.
And nothing like his brother. I'm not saying his brother's not lovely.
You're infiltrating the Taylor family from the inside. No, I'm not.
Yeah. A little bit. You'll break them apart. Wants to get back to me.
Can you imagine... One way of doing it!
..I'm at the family dinner, "What's Miles doing here?"
"Jack's mate." "Lovely to see you!" No.
No. He's so nice. He's really lovely.
James is also really nice apart from the fact... He slept with my ex.
So, er, no, no. Look, hey, nothing against that, but it's more...
It's quite funny.
He's a really good kid, so I don't know. We're going to hang out a bit.
I see that Zeyno is here today.
It's kind of annoyingly hot.
No. What? What? Harv!
I don't know. I don't know how I'm going to feel because I've, like,
just blocked that out fully from my life.
But, yeah, she ultimately, after the Fred stuff,
I kind of got over that and I was like, look, like, let's try again.
And then I found out she'd slept with like a good mate of mine
a few months prior to that. Wait! So whoa, whoa. So she cheated on you?
We weren't, like, exclusive.
But you slept with one of my good mates.
I've now lost you and my good mate over this.
Listen, coming from a few people here who've never
gone back to an ex... Don't know what you're talking about.
I personally have never done... Ruby, have you done it? No. Never.
Maeva... Oh, sorry, Mark. Who's Maeva?
So don't lead by your example. Don't do it.
Do as we say, not as we do. Fine. Yeah, yeah. All right.
# I was in my head
# Couldn't get it out
# Be such a shame
# If I could be without... #
How did you find that?
Mate, that was entertaining. Yeah?
I don't think I've ever watched a full polo match before.
We're good, aren't we? You should have been on there.
Do you know how to play polo? I've never played polo in my life.
I'm surprised, though, because royalty...
Yeah, well...I like shooting.
He has other people to ride the horses for him. Oh, yeah!
He's in the carriage! We're the other people!
Just want to clarify, I do not have a carriage and a driver.
Hi! Hey! Cowboy boots!
THEY GREET EACH OTHER
What have you done! You look like an Oompa-Loompa.
Yeah. What is going on here?
Willy Wonka's chocolate factory's that way, bro!
Getting lairy with me. Yeah, yeah. When have I not been?
This is Freddy.
Go on... Sorry. Michaela. This is Miki. Miki. Freddy.
Miki. Nice to meet you. My girlfriend. Nice to meet you.
So you're both from the same place in Australia?
Yeah, both from Sydney. Yeah. We met like, three years ago. So...
Three years ago? I'm quite jealous. I want a girlfriend.
Yeah. Well, maybe just scrub off the spray tan and you might find one!
It's actually not a spray tan, but...
Keep doing the rounds with Miki, make sure everyone gets to meet her.
But we'll catch you guys in a little bit, yeah? Bye.
See you guys later. See you, cowboy boots! Bye-bye, cowboy boots.
First impressions, mate? They look cute. Good.
Give it to them, they look cute. They do.
Still don't like him, but they look cute.
Do you know what, I've actually noticed you're looking...
Yeah? Go on, no, you can do it now, do it now.
You made it weird by tensing, I'm not going to lie.
I've always got a tense. Well, you're looking good.
Yeah, mate, I've, uh... been hitting the gym, actually.
I've been going with Miles, actually, a little bit.
Oh. He will tone you to death. Putting him through his paces.
Yeah. He needed a PT, I heard, so... Oh!
..I said I'd help him out a bit.
Wait, just, what do you actually think?
How do you think James is going to react?
I have no idea, to be honest. You haven't even met.
I'm kind of less scared about James, more scared about Maeva.
But also, it's been so long.
How long? Like five years.
But how long has it been since he got over it, is the question.
# Staring down the cover
# Resting bitch face scalding
# Of your glossy, glossy magazine
# Go dig your grave
# Fear's taking over
# I'm sick of endless repetition. #
Serious question, baby. Do you find me sexy on a horse?Yes.Yeah?
Yes. I do. OK.
Do you find me so sexy that you want to rip my clothes off?
Yes. Nice. Yes. Can I do it now?
Oh, I stink. I love it. Yeah?
Very natural, very manly. You know, I love that.
Goodness me! Wha...? I'm exhausted.
Are you? It's tough, isn't it?
James, you said riding a horse was easy. Come here.
Beats me, man. I just want to say thank you for getting me into this.
It's a bug, isn't it? It is.
What about you? And what have you been up to?
Well, you were out in Australia with Miles, weren't you?
I was. How was that?
It was actually good. It was really fun. Yeah, it looked great.
I tell you what, he has grown up quite a bit,
to be fair. Are you jealous?
I'm not jealous, I just choose... No, no.
Hold on, let me get my words out because I feel passionately
about this. OK.
I question your friendship with him because of how deep
you are and how surface level he is.
I think we understand each other now. We get it.
I'm going to translate. So boring.
I'm going to translate what he's saying.
He's a little green.
He's a bit jealous because Miles is getting close to you and close
to his brother now. Yeah.
I don't think it's jealousy. It's pity.
Am I getting told off for being friends with Miles?
No. OK. You're wanting that wifey, right? Yeah.
You're not going to find her when hanging around Miles.
I want you to watch something. I don't think you've seen this.
What is it?
OK, so I want you to digest this and tell me that Miles
has grown up. My anxiety has gone through the roof.
Oh, this thing. Yeah, yeah.
When I met her she was, like, the most beautiful, amazing girl
that I've ever met.
I was obsessed with her.
We were obsessed with each other. It was like this crazy passion.
And then after, I don't know what happened.
Can I ask a question? Yeah. And you don't want to hear it.
Do you disagree with anything he's saying here?
So... No, that's so out of line.
That's not the point.
He added music to it, made it sound passionate about
we were obsessed with each other.
It was a love that I don't know what happened.
We could have been this, like egging on. Yeah.
How do I speak to him other than be derogatory
and be like, pathetic, get a life.
Stop talking about your ex. No, no, this is about me here.
I'll talk to him. You're not having a one on one with Miles ever again.
Not one on one, I'm saying, like, I need to clarify this.
I'm going to clarify it. Do you understand?
You know exactly what he's going to say, though. It's about fucking me.
He's going to say... I'm allowed to say it.
I'm entitled to my opinion. He's just going to be the big boy.
Which is great. But I see someone standing there watching me play polo
and watching my family on the side.
I see a certain level of envy, jealousy.
"That could have been me" attitude.
But it's not. No, but I almost feel sorry for him.
That's what I feel. Good. I feel sorry for him.
You've got the girl, you've got the wife, got the kids.
Yeah, but I don't want to rub it in his face.
But fuck me, stop talking about your ex.
Move on.
# You need a little time out
# Come with me for a little time out
# I can show you what it's all about
# Take it slow until we get loud, loud, loud... #
Squeeze.
# Come with me for a little time out
# I can show you what it's all about
# Take it slow until we get loud... #
BABY CRIES
OK. It's finally the day.
Bubba, that's so much stuff.
This is everything for the baby-proofing. Oh, please.
Please, can you stop buying stuff for the babies?
They're not even moving yet. This is ridiculous.
They'll be walking within no time.
Oh, you can't wrap them up in cotton wool.
Babies bounce, like you don't need all this stuff.
Not on marble. This is ridiculous.
I wish you'd checked with me first.
See, Daddy wants to protect you.
Daddy's gone nuts and ordered everything when he doesn't need it.
# I'm not going to lose your love tonight
# Don't want to waste what's... #
Ooh! Nice, bro.
That's how you do it.
Let me see the abs.
But it could be, like, bulky... Come on.
All right. I'm not tensing. I'm not tensing. Let's go.
Wahey! You got one, two, three... Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
10, 11, 12. Three and a half?
12. 12.
Mate, it's good. No, I know.
Are you getting more attention now you're like in the gym?
Obviously. Obviously. Why else would we do it?
There's no other reason.
Uh, I have to admit, you do remind me of your brother.
You look very similar.
That's a shock. It's weird because I'm like...
Because your brother and I used to hang out all the time,
as you knew. Like we were... We were, like, inseparable.
And we were, like, really, really close friends.
And then when I'm talking to you or we train, I'm like,
that's so weird. It's like it reminds me of James.
It is a pity that, you know, what's happened has happened.
But, you know, I'm happy that we're now in, like, a almost sort of
civil, respectful friendship, you know, whatever it is.
That's the most you can sort of hope for. Yeah.
And like, I don't think, I mean, I never expected
to be going to the gym with you. I think James even less so.
And Maeva expected us to go to the gym together.
I don't... I'd be surprised if they'd be annoyed.
I mean, it's been so much time.
Uh, thank you for just showing me the ropes.
Hey, you're smashing it. You look good.
Got nothing to worry about? You don't look too bad either.
Thank you, mate.
Oh, one day you'll have these. One day.
Can you just get me that plate over there?
Can I get a coffee?
# Looks like you ain't moved much today
# Hiding in a corner, hoping for some quiet time
# You do nothing but advertise
# Minding my own business
# Looking for some... #
Have you managed to do anything?
Yeah, well, yes, I have, but the whole thing
is terribly complicated. I'm not particularly good at this.
I don't think the things you bought are going to do it.
Babyproofing this house is actually becoming a nightmare.
I think it's impossible. I think we just move.
I honestly, it's that table over there that worries me the most.
Oh. Like, sharp... They're like sharp corners.
Plastic sharp.
So these are quite fabulous.
You put them in that and then if they fall over, their head's
there and they don't hit their heads.
So this is kind of... While they're at this stage right now
this is a really cool little design.
It's like a back brace.
See? Isn't that fabulous?
That looks ridiculous.
Honestly, I didn't read Vogue and they were like, yeah, you've got
to wear these. They're really chic. It's just to protect his head.
Yeah, I know.
What do you think she's going to do when she's older?
I think she... I think she's got gentry in her.
I think she's going to...
I think her and Prince Louis would get along like a little...
I think they... I think him and Prince Louis would get
along really well. Trouble, aren't you, mister? Are you trouble?
Sometimes it's really hard and sometimes it's wonderful.
But I tell you what.
You and you have made the best year of my life.
It's been heaven, isn't it?
I wouldn't change this for anything in the world.
I love you, too.
HE SNUFFLES
I know.
# It comes to you and me
# But as far as I can see
# I think it's working
# And no-one's perfect
# When it comes to you and me... #
We just discuss our lives at the moment. We play a lot of golf.
Yeah. Padel.
I've started playing polo. You fell over. I did.
It was just... In fact, I fell off the horse because I was watching
you flirt with Jazz.
No, I mean, naturally, we're flirty people, right?
Hi, boys.
BOTH: Hey!
Oh! You guys have arrived.
Hello. Hey, the girls have arrived.
Missed you. Muffin, good to see you.
We don't know a Muffin. This is Jules.
Oh. Have you rebranded? I don't go by Muffin any more.
So Muffin's, she's gone? She's gone. Now, this is Jules.
Jules. Nice to meet you. Tristan. Oh, lovely to meet you.
How are you? Enchante. Oh, my God. Oh, here we go.
It's started again. Here we go.
Yes. So here I am. Here you are.
You look very happy to see me.
Um. How do I feel about this?
No, it's nice to see you.
Last time we saw each other was weird. Yeah.
There was a lot going on, and I felt really weird and shit
about it, if I'm honest. Yeah. Like, it was a weird situation.
Vanderpump has been fucking doing my head in since then.
But sometimes you got to have a Big Mac to realise how much
you like caviar.
Sorry!
Although, if I'm being honest, I actually do prefer a Big Mac. Same.
So whatever you prefer, that's the one.
Oysters. Give me a funny tummy.
No, no oysters. No, we love caviar.
Yeah, we like caviar?
What's your relationship status at the moment?
Jazz. Just curious.
Out of curiosity, asking for a friend?
Potentially. Potentially.
I am, I'm dating.
Yeah. Not exclusive with anyone.
Been seeing...people.
Um.
Maybe we can go for, like, a friendly...
..lunch. I think that's good.
It's a good start after everything.
A friendly lunch is nice.
Listen, this is all very surprising and quite a big shock.
I was not expecting this at all.
You know, we did get on very well.
Yeah. And it would be nice to spend some time with you and just see
where we're at.
Guys, I have to say, before we start.
I'm a bit of an excited puppy right now, because when we get a night
off the baby, you've got to make the most of it.
And actually, it's a good break.
Because when I saw you yesterday, you were very much cradling Beau.
Being a mother. And you were just riding a beast with a big mallet.
So actually, it's good to just chill with you two. I know.
Maeva and I are in love, and we're young and we're passionate,
and I love you.
I want that, I just want that.
You can't have that with her. Well, obviously not!
OK, good, I was just... I need it with someone.
I want it with someone. With Ruby?
One thing's for sure, I do love Ruby.
I think everyone knows that.
Do I look at it and think, oh gosh, I wish we could have just gone two
feet in at the same time and both been hot at the same time?
But it just didn't happen. Life doesn't happen like that.
It's so irritating because it's been like that for fucking ages.
I stand by what I think I said some months ago, you've got
to move country. You have to do something.
You have to get away from each other.
Anyway, what about you?
Are you dating anyone?
Um, no. No, no. I'm really enjoying being single.
Wait, so you're not dating anyone?
No. I mean, I've gone on some dates.
Have you got your eye on anyone, Vanders? Um.
I mean, no-one in particular.
Oh, I know who. Who? Should we play a game?
What's her name? Play a game.
She got on the horse. She was on the horse.
The other one. No, no. Zeyno. Zeyno. Yes.
I mean, she's a really good-looking girl. She looks great.
Just say yes. She seems nice. Yeah, but I mean... Hey.
Oh, is this a problem? Harvey's a friend. Harvey's my boy. Come on.
Look, I'm not saying I don't like Harvey, but maybe...
That's fighting talk.
No. I agree.
Spend a bit more time with Zeyno. Yeah, I think so. Come on.
Everyone's got an ex in the group.
Damn right. That's damn true, sir. That is true.
That's true for you, babe, as well, isn't it?
Here we go. Look. OK, I'll let you in.
So Miles posts a video about the obsessive love he had with an ex,
and that they were obsessed with each other. It lasted about
seven seconds. Embarrassing. He was speaking about Maeva.
OK? Embarrassing.
Was it actually about you? How do you know it was about you?
Yeah, of course. It says you're super beautiful and everything.
It's me.
I love the confidence.
I would like you guys to comment before I say anything.
To be honest, I would like to know what you think.
I would think, considering the connotation is directly to Maeva,
who now is your wife and you have a child with.
The mother of his child.
It's, I would say it's a little bit inappropriate posting it in such
a public profile that he has. That's my point.
It's just inappropriate and very disrespectful.
I actually just think...
Also, yeah, you don't want to hear about the past
that Maeva's had with Miles.
No, no. It was on TV. It was... To be hon...
No, Rez, honestly, made peace with that.
We've all got exes around here.
I sleep easy at night.
I will give the benefit... Not the benefit of the doubt.
I will accept his apology, if he recognises that
he stepped way over the line and he disrespected my wife
and the mother of my child.
How much of an ick was me playing polo yesterday?
Here you go, mate. Drink!
I'm joking. Thank you, my man. I mean, I thought...
Can I just say that's the fifth time I've been on a horse?
No, I thought you looked good on a horse.
Of course you're gonna say that. You're a great liar. No, I did!
Did you guys see how cute Beau was?
He was so cute.
He was just, like, walking around like a little baby.
Hm, a real human baby. Yeah. Yeah.
How was that for you?
Uh, yeah, that was a little bit weird.
Obviously, I've never seen Maeva's child before.
Maeva and James's child.
Maeva's...
Yep. Maeva and James's child.
Um...
So that was...
Yeah, it was interesting.
I... She's a good mum.
She looks like she's a great mum.
It's just weird seeing your ex with a baby.
Um, but yeah, they look really happy, so I'm happy for them.
What? Hm.
I do need to talk to you about something.
What do you mean?
Um, so I had a little catch-up with James and Maeva
kind of after the game. Yeah.
And...do you remember that video that you posted on social media?
Oh, my God, are you kidding me?
Nope. And they are not happy in the slightest.
You know, James was saying some things like, you know,
he feels like it's coming from a place of jealousy.
Oh, no, no. Not this again. Yes.
We don't need to unravel this,
but just want to give you a heads-up.
Yeah. If you get on top of it quickly
and have a chat with them, you can hopefully put it to bed.
But that will happen at some point.
OK, so I'll be honest with you, it upsets me that James wants to go
quickly to that direction. Yeah.
He's jealous, he's this.
And that's where I'm like,
"OK, that's sad to hear."
That whole situation and me posting it
was nothing to do with, first of all,
rehashing anything to do with Maeva and James at all.
When we were in Bondi, someone asked me a question
and I just answered... I know, they asked you, yeah.
..and that's all it was. Is obsession healthy with love?
Like, that's what I was trying to get at, right? Yeah.
And a lot of people loved it and that's why I did it.
But when was the last time you and Maeva properly spoke?
Uh, the last time we spoke was in Yorkshire,
where she proposed to James.
Oh.
I mean, James also did bring up the fact that
you're now friends with Jack.
Yeah.
I didn't... He didn't like it, obviously.
His brother reached out to me.
Is it OK his dad came over to me yesterday,
had a conversation with me, is he happy with that as well? I know.
I saw that, and that was lovely.
Yeah, look, I feel like I don't know what it is.
It feels like everyone has moved on
and the conversation he's had with you clearly shows
that there is still something there
that he...just bothers him about me.
You can always be the bigger man, though. You know that.
His feelings are real. OK. It does affect him.
Yeah. OK. And he is...
I think, you know, I haven't said this to him,
but I think he's slightly insecure about it.
But again, I'm... Look, look, at the end of the day, it's not...
I'm not going to be the one reaching out if he has these feelings
and he has openly spoken to you about them,
and if he wants to talk to me, he still has my number.
# Everybody play the fool now
# Stay out Hearts high
# Face down Million dollar man
# On my hotline baby
# Maybe I should take out a dirty loan
# Million dollar baby
# Million dollar baby... #
Jules? Tristan! How are we?
# Stay out Hearts high
# Face down Million dollar man
# On my hotline baby
# Maybe I should take out a dirty loan... #
Do I look tired? I feel like I've been in a bubble for, like,
the last year, because I've just literally... Daddy world.
I've just been in daddy world.
I love it more than I thought I was going to love it. Really?
I knew I was going to love it, I love it.
Here we go. We can do that.
So, hi, guys.
Hello!
The other daddy's here. Oh, this is a bit better.
Oh, my God, Daddy. This is Ollie doing Daddy on his own. Hi! Hi!
How are you, brother?
Mwah, mwah, mwah! Oh, look at these cuties.
Do you want to chuck me a bonnet? Hi!
I'll take Apollo, cos he's an absolute weight.
Hi! Mini me.
Yes, you are!
Oh, my God, you're matching!
How brilliant is that?
Literally, I cloned myself.
Oh, you are... Literally, all the same,
but one eighth my size.
This is an attempt to make Harvey want kids more, isn't it?
No, it's not. That's exactly the thing.
This, this is... This is birth control.
Hello, I'm weird Uncle Harvey.
Say hello to Harvey. Nice to meet you.
He did meet you the other day. He did, I made him cry.
I literally picked up Apollo for, like, one second,
and he just started bursting into tears.
Oh! I was like, I'd if I touched me. Sweating profusely.
Where have you been?
Out for a walk?
Yeah. I used hair removal cream last night,
so my nipples are red raw.
Oh, no! Oh, no! I did think they were oddly pink.
They are pink. Oh, really? And they're terribly painful.
Give me Cosi. Go to Daddy.
Hello! I don't want to give him.
Hello. I tell you what, have you given them a bottle?
Yes. Oh, my goodness! Have you given them a bottle?
She's going, "What are them? They're boobies." Really?
Oh, God. Yes.
What's the plan? What's the plans for the birthday?
First birthday. We're actually flying off to Portugal.
Have they been on planes before?
Seven. Seven? Seven holidays?
We went to Barbados and that was business.
And then we went to Ireland and the lady turned around and said,
"Why are they crying? First flight?"
And I said, "First flight in economy, yes!"
APOLLO COOS
# It will all be OK in
# Time is moving faster when I'm counting down the
# Days are getting longer
# When the life I live is free... #
Well, thank you all for coming.
Thanks for the invite. Thank you.
It's absolutely a pleasure. Loves a girls' lunch.
I actually prefer it, I think. It's more gossip, less drama.
I know, it'll come out.
Loosen up a bit.
Oh, my God. What are we eating today?
Whatever you want, Jazz.
Aw! Since I've apparently got the tab.
I feel like... Lobster, caviar.
Get the most expensive thing. Well, I might actually have to leave now.
We're just gonna get you drunk to spill the tea. Yeah.
Are you seeing anyone at the moment?
No, no. I'm single.
Single and ready... JAZZ AND SAM: ..to mingle.
Oh, yeah! At least you're starting to like that comment now.
I love it. My mum and I say it all the time.
THEY LAUGH
It's great. I think that's better. You're single and ready to mingle.
You are single and ready to mingle now.
So I think all of us are single and ready to mingle.
Yeah. How are you... How are you actually feeling about Julia?
No, I mean, she's a lovely girl.
I really do like her as a friend,
Like I see Jazz now as a friend and...
Yeah, friends... Yeah.
Friends all round, like you as well, friend.
Oh. We're friends! Yeah, yeah. We're friends.
Actually, I don't really know you that well yet.
Maybe... We can become best... Maybe we can become friends.
OK, fine, I'll take you for a drink and we'll become friends.
Friend, friendly drink.
Friendly drink it is.
There we go. Oh, yeah. Sure.
What?
I can't take a girl for a friendly drink?
Looking forward to it. Yeah, enjoy your date, guys.
Oh, dear.
# Into my arms
# I wanna make, I wanna make you
# I wanna make, I wanna make you my girl... #
Isn't it wholesome in here?
You know what? I've genuinely had the best, like,
20 minutes of my life. Wow.
The bar has been set so low.
Better than our seven days...
Oh, no, that was... ..making love under the Caribbean sun.
That was fun. You had fun, didn't you?
Yeah. Yeah. It lasted longer than 20 minutes as well,
if I remember correctly. Yeah.
I love a flirt. So do I.
I know you do. See, that's how we get on well.
It is, yeah.
Anyway... What have you got there?
I've got a bird book for my dad... Oh, for Nige.
..and I thought, obviously, you and my dad would really like...
Are you trying to pull up at heartstrings right now?
Is this what you're doing? Yeah. You've invited me to a bookshop
to talk about birds. Yeah. And your dad. Yeah.
This is, like, friendly.
Yeah. This is baby steps. This is great. Yeah.
And, like, we can maybe build an amazing friendship.
Do you think you could have a friendship with me?
I think I could have a great friend... Yeah?
Do you think you could have a friendship with me? Yeah, absolutely.
With benefits? That was a joke, sorry.
Was it a joke? No. No.
Sorry. So I'm guessing that you are single?
So single. I am... Yeah.
I have had quite an interesting summer.
Yeah. How was it, actually?
It was... How was Australia?
Talk to me. I did end up meeting someone out there.
Oh, nice. I did.
Cute. And we kind of had this, like, whirlwind three-week
holiday romance thing. OK. And I actually really liked her.
Yeah. But we aren't...
We aren't on speaking terms, really, at the moment. Oh, really?
Yeah, I did, um, end things.
Oh, you ended things? Yeah.
Oh. So that's my update from summer.
Such a great update.
But, yeah, no, I am single.
Interesting. Mm.
Very interesting. So interesting.
God. All right, let's get that book for your dad.
Yeah, exactly.
I find it really hard not to flirt with you. Yeah, same.
Come on, let's get out of here.
# You got a hold of my heart
# Don't let go
# How far you take me... #
Anyway, how's the little man doing?
He's good. Is he forming sentences now?
Not yet. No? Not yet.
And how is Beau doing?
It's a lot of, like...
Oh, what, do you mean...?
OK, all right. That's funny.
Ah, zinger!
And what have you been up to?
What have I been up to? Um, not much really.
Just seeing friends, doing a bit of work.
A bit of gym? Bit of gym.
Yeah, there's a bit of gym.
With who? With who?
Oh, um... Oh, who?
Oh, I forget.
Oh, yeah. Um, your best friend, Miles.
OK, sure. Should I be, like,
should I say well done for that?
Yeah, no, you shouldn't.
I'm quite scared. You're not doing this.
What, I can't go to the gym with Miles?
No, you can't.
OK. Why?
Please tell me why. You know exactly why.
I know why, but Maeva... And I don't want to talk to you
like I'm talking to my son.
Well, yeah, well, you're not my mum.
No, exactly.
I'm worse.
I don't want you to get too close to this guy
that you're going to think that is it maybe a friend,
but it's actually not.
Yeah. He will never be your friend.
I know the whole history and I've got my wits about me.
I'm not an idiot.
I mean, we're going to the gym after this,
but that's literally all it is. It's going to the gym.
That is literally it. Yeah, well, that's going to the gym,
but let me tell you what's happening now.
I'm not going to go to dinner with him because I know the history.
Yeah, well, I'm warning you because,
no, you're not going to go to dinner. Oh, but...
Actually, no, maybe I am. Maybe I am going to go to dinner.
No, you're not going to do that. Because I can do what I want.
You don't decide for me. You're going to be in big trouble.
I will. No, you don't. We're all going to decide for you.
Oh, my God. Jack, there's things you can't do.
You don't even know what you're talking about.
It's been five years. You've got a baby! Oh, my God...
The video happening at the minute. Do you know what he did? This is...
Do you know what he did? Did you even think about your brother?
Yeah, I know that video. Think about your brother...
I know, I know. ..right now. I know,
and I don't agree with him on that. He's fucking mad.
I don't agree with him on that. He's mad!
Three weeks ago, this bloody Miles posted on Instagram a video.
Absolutely disrespectful. But even that... Regarding me!
And that's not OK. I actually can't...
That's not OK. Why does he want to hang out with you anyway?
You're the brother of his worst enemy.
It doesn't make sense.
# Making out
# We are making out-out, out
# We are ma-making out-out, out, out
# Making out
# We are making out-out, out
# We are ma-making out-out, out
# We are making out, out, out, out, out
# We are making out, out, out, out, out, out
# We are making out, out
# We are making out
# Making out
# We are making out-out, out... #
So, obviously, I told you guys that at some point Molly
is coming to London. RUBY GASPS
Yeah, she said, "I'll let you know when I'm in London.
"It'd be nice to see you."
I didn't know when.
Anyway... She's in London. She's in London.
She's in London? She's in London!
# We are making out on-on-online
# We are making out in real life
# We are making out on the inside
# Before I know... #
Cheers. Cheers. Thank you for yesterday.
No problem. It's actually nice to see you.
Mm, and you.
What do you think of the dance moves out there?
Oh, God. I'm talking about mine, by the way.
No, no. Yours are questionable.
You don't think they're good?
No. I think my favourite one has got to be, you know, driving the bus.
I missed that one! No, no, no.
Or, you know, the lasso. No.
I said to you yesterday, though, it'd be nice to get
to know you properly.
I know Lauren and obviously Jazz, so...
No, you know what? It's actually really nice,
because I feel like around here,
I'm slowly, like, making my friends and everything
and you actually seem like a really nice guy.
And I'm actually glad that we're, like... Hanging out?
Yeah, hanging out. You're actually nice.
OK, so I'll take you for a drink. No, friendly drink.
Friendly drink, that's what I said!
A friendly drink, followed by a friendly dinner.
Guys, nice surprise. You all right, buddy? Hello.
How are you? How are you? You good? Yeah, not bad.
Looking beautiful, as always.
Nice to see you. Oh, stop it.
Mwah.
I didn't expect to see you guys here.
Yeah, my office is actually the building, so I thought I'd come
for a beer with a work mate. Pop round for a drink.
And you guys are all here. Nice.
Kind of a nice...surprise.
Nice surprise or not so nice surprise?
I mean, yeah, no, I guess, God, a surprise.
I think I'm going to let you guys have this conversation
in private and, yeah, leave you guys to it.
Good luck. I'll see you later.
See you, bro.
Um... I just want to come over and just address this situation,
like, you know, it's a funny dynamic.
Like, obviously, I saw you at the polo.
That was tough for me. I can't lie, like, seeing you,
I just felt myself looking at you the whole time.
Also, like, you know, seeing you with, I guess, my friends
in that social scene, I'm just like, Christ,
I didn't expect to see you there.
And it kind of threw me off guard a little bit.
It's out of sight, out of mind, it's quite the opposite.
You're in my mind and sight.
And I don't really know where my emotions lie.
It's going to be hard.
Well, obviously, I still care about you a lot.
That doesn't just go away.
Like, I told you that when I spoke to you a month ago, I'm just,
you know, hanging out with friends.
And it's actually been nice to be a bit more out and about a bit
more, because I've been fucking, like, just miserable for months,
and it's just shit.
Now I'm trying to, like, I don't know, I'm essentially kind
of trying to move on, but equally it's difficult,
because I don't really...
Part of me doesn't really want to, but then, like, I have to.
So it's just... Yeah, I don't know.
But what's your, like, dating situation?
Because obviously, I mean, Vander's asked me for a drink,
but I was like, I'll probably shut it down
pretty much just like, sort of mates dates.
Like we're going for a drink as friends, because like I said
to you and him as well,
I was just like, "I'm really not in a position to be dating,"
so I just wouldn't be able to be emotionally available
for somebody else. And I think that's unfair on them and myself.
So that's kind of where I'm at.
But, like, what...
Have you got a girlfriend or... I haven't got a girlfriend.
Sorry, I'm just processing Vanders asking for a drink.
It's a bit... I think it was pretty, like, casual, but I don't know.
Yeah, just a bit of a weaselly move,
I'd have thought, at this stage, knowing what he knows about us.
Yeah.
Um, on that note, I will, uh, I'll leave you to enjoy your night.
Just keep your hands off Sam though.
I will do. see you. Bye.
I would toast to family right now.
But I don't think it's appropriate.
Look, James, he's coming here.
What do you want to happen?
Is the answer not a fucking apology?
Well, it can be. Isn't that obvious?
This isn't going to end well, you know that.
Yesterday was so fun. It's nice. Yeah.
Step in the right direction. Thank you for inviting me out.
I haven't had a little night out for a while, actually.
Yeah, I feel like... I feel like we needed one.
Mm. Yeah.
Listen, I think we just enjoy the moment.
Because this is a lot nicer than it has been for a while.
For sure, I know it. Yeah.
Hello. Hi.
Hi. Hi, I'm Molly.
So good to meet you.
Nice to meet you. How are you? Good.
Hello. Hello.
Good to see you.
Get out of it. Good to see you.
You too. How's life?
Good. Molly. Julia.
Julia. Molly. Hi. Hi.
How are you going? I'm good. How are you? Good.
This is the Molly I was telling you about yesterday.
You didn't mention she was coming.
Nice surprise. I said she was coming to England.
Yeah, but you didn't mention she was coming tonight.
I didn't know she was coming tonight.
Good to see you. How's London? Good.
Yeah? It's great. I love it here. When did you land? Last night?
Um, yeah. Last night. Yeah.
I was wondering if I could please chat to Tristan.
Yeah. Is that OK? Yeah, yeah. All right, well, have fun, guys.
Good to meet you. Nice to see you.
Thank you. Bye.
Hello. Hey.
Good to see you. You too.
How are you going?
I'm OK. Yeah? Mm-hm.
You look angry.
You've got the angry hands on your hips.
Not angry, I just...
I have, like, a lot...
Yeah? ..a lot going on, yeah.
The last thing that I heard...
Yeah.
..was from Holly and it wasn't good.
In what sense?
He came to me and he said that you had told him
that your feelings for me had changed.
When we left things in Australia, you left by saying
you're falling for me.
And I felt the same too.
And then I feel like as soon as you got back here, things just,
like, went downhill quickly.
No, I know. Absolutely, I take responsibility.
I've been... I found this very confusing.
Like, really confusing.
I think the emotional side of me was, like,
holding on to the time we had together.
And then the rational side was thinking...
..what happens next?
Mm.
What happens when you come here and we see each other
and we feel however we feel?
And for me, those feelings have definitely come rushing back
pretty aggressively right now.
Um, but then what?
And I'm thinking like that... I know.
And I'm trying not to think like that.
And my feelings for you have not changed.
I still think you're fucking amazing and fancy the pants
off you and definitely want to kiss you right now.
Obviously, while I'm here, I really want to spend as much time
as possible with you.
Obviously. Look at you.
But I am worried what happens when I go back to Australia.
I think what I've done wrong in the past with our communication
is not something I want to repeat.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry for upsetting you.
I know you are. Yeah? Mm.
That's what you need to do. Hello.
Hello, mate. Hey, mate. You all right?
Hey, guys.
How are we? Good.
Who's got the problem here?
Well, I mean, I don't know.
I heard from Tristan that Maeva wants to talk to me.
You wanted to talk to me.
I've agreed to meet you now.
And... Yeah. Thank you.
Honestly, thank you for showing the respect to come and speak.
I appreciate that.
I don't appreciate the video.
OK, so what's the issue with the video for you?
I think it crosses a line.
OK.
In what way?
I don't think we're going to do this.
I see this going one of two ways, and I expect an apology in whatever
way that you would like to apologise if that's what you want to do.
Or we have it out.
There are two ways. I don't see much middle ground.
Well, let's start off by talking about it.
I'm not talking to you, Temps.
Come on. I'm talking to Miles.
That was pretty simple. It's... It's really...
It's really interesting for you to... OK, so we're not saying sorry.
Can you let me talk for a second? I don't think you're going to say sorry, are you? So...
I'm not apologising for that video. Ah. So you're not.
Got it. But I don't expect a hostile and aggressive conversation
with you, James. You're not?
And if that is the case, I will walk away. It's what you're going to get.
Because that's... Walk away? You want me to walk away?
No, I will walk away, because... Go for it.
The door's there. That is not what's going to happen.
You don't want to apologise for the words you said?
You don't think that crosses a line?
You don't.
We're going to... Serious parallel universes.
This video was not about you guys.
"Not about you guys."
You're referring to Maeva.
I'm allowed to refer to any past experience in my life,
and I'm allowed to post anything I want on my social media. Yeah, you can.
And it was never to get back involved in this weird triangle
that we have.
We're not in there, and I just want you to accept
that you think that you've crossed a line,
because I'm telling you that you have.
I think we can all agree no harm was meant.
But I don't think the video should have been posted purely
for James and Maeva respect-wise, but it has been posted and that's
where we are now with it.
I'm really fucking angry and I will protect my family with everything.
Protect them from what?
The respect. I feel so disrespected.
I feel like, I don't... What did I do?
I've done nothing. This has got nothing...
This is not to do with you.
This has got nothing to do with you,
James, I'm sorry, but it's not a little world that revolves
around just you. I know that, Miles, I think...
Look in the fucking mirror, Miles.
Can I ask a question also? No.
You've just thrown something out there.
Miles, you've just thrown something out there... If you're very angry...
..and you're being very hypocritical. If you are very angry... Look in the fucking mirror.
I am angry.
Why at the polo you were very nice.
Because I'm English and I say hi to people. No. Then don't.
Don't be fake. What do you mean "then don't"? I'm my own man.
I can do what the fuck I want. Don't be fake to me, then. "Don't be fake."
I said hi, I'll say hi to anyone.
I cannot listen to this. OK. Then we're done.
OK. All right, cool. Because you don't want to listen.
I have my reasons.
I'm not going back involved with you ever, ever again. OK, all right.
But you did this, Miles. You went back in.
No. You did. You... I did?
You instigated it.
I'm out. Miles, I'll catch you about. Post about my past relationship.
Post about it.
Post to all my fucking followers.
That's what it is, Miles.
Oh, my God!
It's taken us three years, but we can finally go for a drink.
Let's do it. I've been spending time with a certain someone.
Don't get jealous.
I heard somebody had some spunken in their faces.
Hello. Oh, my God! Hi, beautiful.
I do not want Miles infiltrating my inner circle.
You've got no trust in me.
I've got a voice note from Maeva.
Hey, Miles. Um...
I think it's time for us to talk alone.
Nice to see you. Lovely to see you.
Just what I needed.
I thought we had respect lines, which I feel have been crossed.
We're not mates. But you're closer... You've said that.
Just for a second. I'm speaking.
You're closer... Piss off.
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