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I've been hanging out with Jack.
You're infiltrating the Taylor family. I can do what I want.
You don't know what you're talking about. Miles posts a video
about the obsessive love he had with Maeva.
I'm not apologising for that video.
Ah. Miles, you've just thrown something out there...
You're very angry. ..and you're being very hypocritical.
We're done.
I did meet a lovely girl in Australia.
What about Tristan? I just miss him.
Enchante. Oh, my god. Oh, here we go.
This is a lot nicer than it has been for a while. Yeah, for sure.
Hi, I'm Molly, so good to meet you.
Hi, Julia. Nice to meet you. How are you? Good, how are you?
Hello.
Er, you're single right? I am indeed.
I'll take you for a drink and we'll become friends.
Friends, friendly drink. Friendly drink.
Sorry, I'm just processing Vanders asking you for a drink.
And he was really casual but, I dunno.
I cannot stand him.
Guys, I think I love him.
You're nervous, that's cute.
Whether it should or it shouldn't have,
it's upset him.
That would be mental.
Hello. Oh, my god.
It's proper weaselly, like,
it's shockingly weaselly.
You literally hooked up with someone in front of her.
Who do you think you are?
You've got no trust in me.
It's snaky behaviour.
He's going to do what he always does.
Thierry is not gonna be happy with your expenditure? I know.
Shall we go and find Lauren? Yeah.
My tummy's rumbling.
I am starving.
Three, two, one. Nice.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
Let's go. Come on, start again. Let's go.
Ba-ba.
Ooh, you love birds!
I haven't seen you light up like this for a while.
Ah, Trissy.
Today guys we're eating croquetas...
Oh, wow.
..tomate, cebolla and, you speak Spanish...
Atun.
Atun. Poco de queso. Julia, what's queso?
Cheese. Wow. Say it.
Cheese. No, no...
It's nice to see you guys.
So nice to see you guys. How's everyone doing?
What's happening with you Zey?
Yeah. Oh, my god.
Cos we were out and I left before everything unfolded,
but I got calls from both of you, so what happened?
Wait, what? Do you not know? No. What happened?
Erm, so, obviously, I saw Harvey at Embargos
and we had a really nice chat, then we kind of just said you know,
"Let's respect each other's boundaries,
"and let's sort of like go..."
he was like, "At least I want us to be friends."
So he's kind of insinuating like something like, could happen.
So after Embargos we all went back to someone's,
about like ten, 15 of us really chilled,
and then this girl came up to me, she was being really weird
and just asking me loads of questions about Harvey.
We then left the room for a second,
come back into the room
and they're getting with each other.
Sorry... I know. ...that is so upsetting, are you OK?
Like I wasn't. Initially I was genuinely like,
this, this is just shit, because yes, you're single,
you're allowed to do things but I'd left the room for a second,
I didn't go to Africa. Yeah. I was there.
I said to him quite clearly,
"I'm not want... I don't wanna get with anyone,
"I'm not, and I haven't been for a very long time.
"Like I've, I'm, I'm all for you."
But then if he's like, "Oh, yeah, well I wanna work towards things but
"I am single," that's, that's where it needs to stop.
I think the way that Harvey has made you feel for doing,
and you owned it, you made a mistake.
The way he's made you feel for that,
and then he's acted like the victim,
and then he's getting with someone in front of your face.
I think the recipe for that is Vanders.
Like, Vanders is a fun time.
Sometimes you just need to take your mind off things... Yeah.
..and just have fun... Yeah, just have fun.
With your friend. Yeah, I will just go for like, a friendly...
Just a little friendly... ..drink or whatever.
And if you feel like uncomfortable going alone like, I'll go with you.
Come with me. Oh, can I come? Oh, my god,
Vanders there thinking it's like a date and I'm like,
I'm gonna bring all my friends, and he's there like.
Yeah, but you don't need to overthink it. It's friends. Yeah.
Two friends, going for a drink, maybe a nibble.
Yeah. OK. Yeah? Are you and Harvey together? No. No.
Did he kiss another girl right in front of you? Yes.
Do you know what, it's so nice to meet the infamous Molly?
So nice to meet you. Yeah. Isn't she great?
So good to meet you guys. Welcome. Thank you.
How's it all going?
Oh, yeah, I, erm... Thoughts?
Just loving the weather. British summer.
It's literally the same temperature as when I left Sydney.
Oh, god. Really? Yes, we know Australia's hot.
Yeah, so Tristan's showed you the sights?
Yes. Shown me round. You've been... Good tour guide?
..pretty good tour guide. We toured Embargos.
Where've, where have you taken her, Bluebird?
We can just stay in and Netflix and chill.
Have you guys like, cleared the air, are you all good?
I got... Mh-mm. ..I got a telling off. Yeah.
Oh, no, tell me all. Why?
Well, no, he deserved it, he deserved it.
No I did, I did deserve it, yeah. What happened?
Well, he just wasn't great on the comms.
So how long are you here for?
I'm only in London for a few days,
and I'm travelling around Europe and then I'll be back,
you know. I've gotta see Raffles, come back to Raffles.
Fuck no.
So I saw Zeyno in the bar the other night.
It's hard, when you're trying to get over someone and move on
and I'm just, I guess, I'm going through like...
Emotions. ..emotions of like.
I can see you're a bit soft there on it. I know.
Ah, mate I'm like, as soon as I've seen her like, I'm like, "Ah."
You melt a little bit. Yeah. And it's obviously upset her,
which is annoying and I'm like, sorry about that
but it's, I'm a mixed bag of emotions at the moment.
Then Vanders has asked Zeyno to go for a drink...
Sorry, what? ..as a friend. Vanderpump?
Sam Vanderpump. Vanderpump.
To put it into perspective, when I found out about Zeyno
sleeping with my mate,
I was with Sam, I cried in his arms.
He consoled me, now he's taking her for a drink,
be it friend drink or not, it's just so against bro code.
Is this guy fucking lost? Er, yeah. It's a serious violation.
And has she agreed? She's agreed.
Well, I thought I was mates with him and he hopped into bed with Muffin.
Well, yeah, it's a common theme now it seems.
God I forget about this.
Very questionable behaviour.
I feel like you don't need him as a friend.
Right mate, you're an absolute mug.
I cannot stand him.
Yeah, you really can't... I really can't.
..and I'm, kind, I'm in your boat now.
Vanders and Rez are actually coming to meet me.
Ah. Send my love to Rez though. I will.
Yeah, give Rez a cuddle from me. Yeah. I will.
Not Vanders though. OK.
I don't understand what game he's playing.
With you, with her, with this group.
I have so much to fill everyone in on.
I feel like you do.
I know, erm, so I went for drinks with Tristan the other night.
Erm, and it was good. Like, we're starting to become more friends,
cos obviously there wasn't really a friendship.
He's there, we're just having like a flirt as usual.
In walks Mols,
she felt the need to come say hi to Tristan from Australia,
which is nice... Oh. ..erm... It's a long flight. A long flight.
Two seconds before he was saying how like.
He was saying statistically there's still a 14% chance.
He said this? Yeah. Thing is with Tristan and I, it's like,
it's very flirty. Like, at the same time it's like he says to me,
"Oh, I feel like I've made it very clear", and I'm thinking...
Made what clear?
Oh, that, that it's just like friends.
Like he's made it clear where he stands with me.
But then it's like, you say that,
but then two seconds before you're flirting with me.
My concern for you is like,
you might actually catch feelings,
and I think he's going to do what he always does,
and I just don't want you to get, like, hurt. Yeah.
Hi, buddy, how's it going, are you all right?
Oh, my god! What?
Could I please book a table for 5pm?
Act cool.
Stop! Oh, my god.
Shall we call him over? What's his name? Yeah, what's his name?
Angus. Angus!
I've eaten so much cheese, oh, my god.
Is this an Angus? Hello.
Hi. Oh, my god, it's Angus!
Oh, my word. Hello. Hi!
Hello, Julia. Hi, how are you?
How are you doing? I'm very well. Good, should we hug?
Well, come, come for a hug. Oh, god, OK, I will.
This is cosy already, isn't it?
Hi, guys. Give us a cuddle. How we doing, you all well?
I'm Angus, lovely to meet you.
Hello. Mwah. Hello. You look lovely. Thank you, so, do you?
Wait, so how do you guys know each other?
Er... How do we know each other?
I messaged her on Instagram probably the worst chat in the world.
I thought it was quite good. Did you ask me out for a drink?
I did ask you out for a drink.
Shall we leave? It's taken us three years. Yeah.
We can finally go for a drink. Let's do it. I love this.
Great.
No, I don't, I don't wanna waste anyone's time.
And he smells good.
Thank you, there you go.
All the pheromones, have some of that.
I'll message you and then we can do something. OK. Perfect.
OK. Well I'll let you girls get on but it's been
really nice seeing you. Lovely to see you, bye, bye.
Angus... Bye, see you soon. ..a pleasure.
Guys. I'm so hot right now. I'm, like, overheating.
We don't care about Tristan anymore. He's out of the picture. See ya.
She's in love already. Yeah.
She's literally caught the feels already.
Her heart's like...
Girls, I think I love him.
Ah, here they are.
Hello. Hey, trouble! Oh, no... How are you?
..that doesn't sound good.
Well. Hey. Ruby. Rezi. How are you? Good, how are you?
Where's our green juice?
You can order one, I've literally just got this.
Sam, it's water for us, mate.
Why were you grimacing when you looked at Sam there?
You're actually making me nervous.
Harvey just said to me that you have asked Zeyno out for a drink.
As friends.
I kinda get Harvey's, why Harvey would be upset,
whether there was intent there romantically or not.
He called you a mug.
That's not nice.
I've spoken to Harvey quite a lot about the Zeyno situation.
I'm basically saying, "Harvey, if you like Zeyno
"and you still love her, ignore all the wish-washy stuff..."
I said this as well. I agree with you. "..and just, and just go for it
"and just give her another chance."
And if he's choosing to not do that, he's gonna have
to understand that there are people that aren't necessarily his mates
that will probably crack on with Zeyno,
because she is a good looking girl.
That's it, right?
I don't owe anything to Harvey. We're not really that close.
Vanders and Harvey are not close mates.
Whether it should or it shouldn't have, it's upset him,
and he made that quite clear.
Jab, cross, here we go.
Last one. Yes.
Come on brother. Well done.
I must admit you're looking big man. Yeah. Looking good.
You two flirting?
No, I'm just saying we've trained a few times.
You're making me feel really bad actually,
cos I've just been going out the whole time,
and you're just in the gym.
I was in the club with Jazz the other day, actually... Yeah.
..and your, your name was brought up.
She said there was loads of baggage with you and Maeva.
Is that the old Instagram reel you did?
Baggage?! Look, if you're still in love with Maeva after five years,
it's fine mate.
No, but that is what people are talking about Miles.
Yeah, no, I know people are talking about the video
but it's got nothing to do with baggage and, to be fair,
quite frankly, I'm actually done with talking about this.
I've had my conversation obviously, which wasn't great,
with James.
I would hope that now we can kind of just put it to bed now.
That talk was er, yeah, it was a bit frosty.
I think James, he, he was, it was either apology or he was
looking for a fight, I think he was. Yeah, yeah, he, he wanted to
poke the bear, and that's why I had to walk away. Yeah, yeah, yeah
I mean, I think you know how I obviously feel about the video,
I'm obviously on James' side when it comes to the video
but, er, maybe moving on from being angry with you
to now being angry with me for now hanging out with you,
and keeping that connection going.
But how do you see this then,
because if it was on
the other foot I probably wouldn't be hanging out with Miles?
I didn't expect to get on with Miles. It's easy to get on
and I'm not surprised cos you and James used to be friends,
I'm similar to my brother.
I do just wanna be my own person, like, yeah, I love and appreciate
my brother and what he does for me, but also I wanna live my own life.
Yeah. Look, I know they don't like us hanging out with each other,
but they will get over it eventually, like, they will.
So Miki what do you do?
Erm, I just finished studying my first degree,
I did medical science and... Oh! ..I majored in neuroscience,
and now I kinda just wanna work for about a, like, at least a year.
Unbelievably smart. It's crazy, yeah.
I'm really smart. You're the best.
No, I have a small brain, but... Yeah. ..but I own it.
I'm really glad we managed to do this. Yeah.
It's been on the cards for a while. So great.
So my brother currently is going to the gym with Miles...
Mmm. He's one of my exes.
..consistently and it, it wasn't a problem
until this whole video got posted.
No, it would've been a problem anyway, for me.
Yeah, yeah, but it's become a bigger problem quicker
because of that video being posted. I spoke to Miles. Ah-ha.
He came to see me.
All I wanted was some accountability.
I got nothing from Miles... Mmm.
..so he's shown me no respect,
so now I am prepared to show him no respect, and some.
I've asked Maeva repeatedly like, just,
just do not talk to him,
but I know that she is chomping at the bit OK...
It's not, it's... ..to say something.
..but it's not that, it's, first of all you tell me not
to do something when actually the video is about me.
Trust me now, I am going to...
Uh, OK, well, yes OK.
..and you're not going to talk to me like...
Darling, I love you. ..not like this. I trust you.
I am not like this, I am married, but I am not like that.
Miles is using your brother to go to the gym.
Imagine that Jack, starts talking about our son to Miles
like, updates, family stuff... Yeah. What the fuck?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No way.
He's getting caught up... Yep.
..in the idea of going in the gym with Miles.
Yeah, does he want the approval of Miles as well as
the approval of his brother?
I swear to God... Because he's your, he's your brother...
I swear to God, if my brother wants Miles' approval over mine,
I, I don't know where to go with that.
And if he could do that, he's not gonna be the godfather anymore.
I'm, er, going to remove this title if he keeps seeing Miles.
No way. No way. No...No.
It's just standard.
Cheers, to our friend date.
This is nice, there's a candle on our table.
It's very cute and romantic.
Erm, today we're gonna make cricket bruschetta.
Yeah. Insects. OK.
First date?
I actually planned this... Right. ..and I thought it'd be fun.
I mean is there any better sort of aphrodisiac than crickets?
I love a bit of PDA I have to say. Oh, I love, I don't care.
Yeah, all day. I just love life getting all up in there.
You're, you're all very PDA I'd say. Yeah.
We've all been busted on the dance floor at Raffles PDA'ing.
Club snogging.
I actually think like, all things considered,
we've done a pretty good job here.
This is exciting. It looks quite nice.
I mean. I mean the crickets are throwing me off,
but like everything else. Yeah, but don't even think about it.
All right, ready? Look, all right.
Cheers. OK, don't look at me.
That's actually not bad.
Mmm. Mmm.
That wasn't very convincing.
I'm getting like a, a soil aftertaste.
Yeah, earthy.
Earthy. It's giving, like, garden vibes, but...
Almost, like, eating, like, compost, which maybe part of,
I don't know what that's like.
I feel like this has been overdue... Yeah, for sure.
..because obviously we messaged... Ages ago.
..and we obviously established that we were quite attracted
to each other.
Yeah. I mean, you're definitely my type.
So what is your type?
My type is tall, dark hair...
OK.
..handsome.
I also like a guy that wears like a signet ring.
Yeah, that's weird. That's weird. I didn't know that.
There you go. Yeah, mental.
So, I'm hosting a soiree. OK.
So, I was wondering if you'd like to maybe come along.
Of course. Meet my friends. Yeah.
You know a few, few people right. Yeah.
So maybe some familiar faces. Brilliant. I'll be there.
That'll be fun.
I am curious about who you were dating last.
Erm, I was dating, a guy called Tristan. OK.
Don't know if, do you know him? I know Tristan.
You do, cool. Yeah, we were dating, erm, yeah,
but nothing's going on now.
I think with Tristan and I like,
we've just started like rekindling a friendship, which is nice.
Do you think there's risk of, I don't know,
if he turned round and was, like, "I wanna do this again?"
Erm, no. We're like, we're friends. Yeah.
Er, he's, he's a nice, nice mate. Don't stress.
I don't think he even knows I'm here.
That's what I find quite funny,
though, because... I love it. Surprise!
he'll be really surprised. That's exactly what you want.
What do I say? I invited you just for moral support or...
Oh, no like, friend date vibes.
Yeah, and what do you, what do you think he actually thinks this is?
I honestly think he's like fully aware
of your situation right now like, you're,
you've said many times that you're quite wrapped up in
the Harvey stuff.
Can't blame a boy for trying, you know?
I mean, like I said to you the other week er...
..hello. Hey! Hello!
Hello, I didn't know you were here. How are you?
Oh, I'm good, how are you? Nice to see you.
Lovely to see you.
Stop it, you shouldn't have.
Look, I'm not, I thought I, I'd buy her these.
Sam, you've got me a flower.
It's actually for you. That is so funny.
That is, actually, the cutest thing.
For my, er, my new best friend, so er... It's so cute.
That is really sweet. ..mates.
Smell it, does it smell good?
I guess my nerves are coming out.
You're nervous? That's cute.
No. Oh, that's really cute.
I'm, I'm loving it though, this is just what I needed.
Oh, I'm gonna let you guys like hang out
and get to know your new friend,
Zeyno.
And we've got, we gotta make new friends in this world.
Right. New friends are important. New friends are important.
You're being weird, stop being weird. All right, bye guys.
You're weirding me out. It's great top, it's great banter.
Have fun. Bye. See you later.
Well, cheers, lovely to see you matey.
Lovely to see you, matey.
Anyway, how was your weekend?
Good. It was really good.
What happened to you over the weekend?
Felt like I needed a night in... Really? ..given last week's antics.
No, I did see Harvey get with er, someone in front of you,
which obviously could not have been nice.
Yeah, I mean er, I'm just,
I've never experienced something like that before like,
it felt a bit like, what, like what?
I mean what's your opinion on it?
Well, I did think it was incredibly disrespectful, what he did.
Right?
Yeah, I mean I, I wouldn't do it.
I've never dated multiple girls at once... Yeah.
..and strung people along, erm, it doesn't seem like he wants it
to move forward with you guys, but at the same time he doesn't...
Doesn't want me to move on? Yeah, which I, which is a bit.
Do you think he's trying to have his cake and eat it, like, is that?
Oh, yeah.
I mean look, you, you know Harvey,
Tristan and those boys very, very well,
you know what they're like.
I think you've just gotta make up your own mind for yourself,
and don't let yourself get treated badly... Yeah.
..cos that is just very clearly what, what those boys do.
so mate you're not, er,
too free of any drama at the moment, as well.
No. I heard that you met with James.
Yeah. I got er, got some breakfast with James.
What did James tell you?
I think he's just a bit worried that you don't come,
you haven't come on strong against
Miles cos you're worried it will,
like, you prefer Miles' approval over his.
What? I don't even get that. To, to win his approval?
I disagreed with Miles on the video,
I said he shouldn't have done it,
but I know Maeva is worried like, he,
she wants nothing to do with Miles and me hanging out with him
has that tiny bit of connection to her again.
Er, I'm not gonna be disrespectful to James and Maeva.
Maeva made the comment,
I dunno how serious she was with it, but it's a lot to say... Yeah.
..but like, they will, they're thinking about taking away
your godfather role.
If that happens, sorry, that's insane.
If me simply going to the gym
with Miles affects me seeing Beau in any way,
shape or form,
that is the most hurtful thing they could do to me,
and that would be the most ridiculous thing, right?
And then I'll see them in a completely different light,
cos that, that's, it'll make everything so much more deep.
I don't think you understand the gravity of
the situation. Like,
James is genuinely really hurt by all of this.
That godfather thing is a joke.
I really hope it's a joke, because that that's,
that's, that's, that's pissed me off.
So does anyone notice anything different?
Do I look glowy? Do I look radiant?
You look great.
So basically I am trialling and testing a lot of, like,
London's best beauty treatments to kind of keep myself looking...
..12... 12. ..and I'm also taking Ollie tomorrow
to do my latest treatment. Which is?
I thought he'd be like someone good to kind of take along with me.
Dare we ask what that is?
Yeah. I'm injecting salmon sperm under my eyes.
Sorry, sorry! What did you just say?
Sperm of salmon.
So I'm actually gonna blog the whole experience.
So we've taken up golf, you've taken up salmon sperm in your face.
So I saw Vanderpump
and Rez just after I met Molly, you and Harv... Yeah.
..and I kind of was just explaining to Rez and Vanders,
I was saying you know, Harvey's upset,
and he was so dismissive of both you and Harvey.
Do you know what Rubes?
I couldn't give less of a shit what Vanders thinks of me.
Him and I are never gonna be friends,
and then Rez spending so much time with him,
it does kind of question what.
Sorry guys, I've gotta cut in here, got a voice note from Maeva.
You are joking. You're joking. No.
Play it. Play it.
Hey, Miles, erm...
..I think it's time for us to talk alone.
I'll be in town tomorrow afternoon, and I think, er,
we should meet up.
I will let you know the details later.
I'm not sure about that.
I will let you know the details later.
Why is the ball always in their court?
It doesn't seem like it's them, it seems like it's her now.
What, what does she need from this
conversation for her to feel better?
Do you think you're gonna go, do you think you're gonna meet her?
I'll have to think about this, because I think,
going there opens up a lot... Yeah.
..and, but not going there also takes away from me standing up
for myself. From everything they've done.
So I dunno, it's er, I just need to think about it.
Are you ready Ollie for your facial?
I was born ready for this.
Perfect.
Salty. It actually is.
I feel like Soho in the 90s.
Go on Lauren, go on Lauren.
Shot Lauren.
Up the net, come on son.
Yours.
Oh, shit! Ah.
Muthafucka.
Uh, you got beaten.
Girls win again.
Sam, you're so bad.
You made me play. You, you're shit. You made me play. Worst chat ever.
You made me play with my left hand,
so that's obviously why
but I must say, Lauren, you're fantastic at smashing balls...
...breaking balls, more like.
Sam was terrible. Runs with you. You know what, I just er...
Sam's getting there. ..I'm just here for fun. He's getting there.
I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Hm-mm.
I'm dying to know about this drink.
The Zeyno drink?
I walked downstairs, I was running a bit late,
I had to make an emergency stop at, a flower store.
To get some chewing gum and... Shut up, flower store.
What? You bought Zeyno flowers?
Oh, er, a, a rose. It was cute, it was cute. It was banter.
So there's no, like... No vibe, no spark? There was no vibe at all?
I don't know. I, I think it's more, play a long game.
You gotta play the long game.
He's playing the long game.
I mean, look, she's gotta get over Harvey.
Don't tell me that she spoke to you about Harvey on the date.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's not a good sign that part.
Regards. I don't, I heard that it's not sitting well with Harvey
and I understand why but I don't know if Harvey actually wants
Zeyno or whether he just doesn't want anyone else to have her.
And the other day he, he kissed someone in front of her,
which just isn't nice,
and it's a bit malicious towards her, like... Did you know that?
..it just wasn't necessary.
I didn't know he'd kissed someone in front of her.
She was, like, mortified. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Mortified.
And it's just not nice, and then he's, sort of,
stringing her along, breadcrumbing her.
Do you think they're gonna work, him and Zeyno?
I think... No. Off you go.
Let's go.
I feel fantastic.
Do you know what? I feel really good, too.
Erm, I do think you've got a little bit of crusty...
Oh, no, not salmon sperm.
I heard somebody had some schpunken in their faces. Hallo.
Oh, my god, how are you?
Hi, beautiful. How are you?
Good, how are you? Wow.
My strudel poops.
Look at you, you look incredible.
Thank you so much.
We've just had a salmon sperm facial. They've liked sprayed it.
Really cold spray with the sperm in it.
They just spritz you in the face with the salmon schpunken.
By the way, did you know that trout sperm trumps salmon.
Oh. I've not heard of this.
Yeah, I'm an ambassador now for it, it's amazing.
You're an ambassador... I'm a trout ambassador. ..of sperm.
Does someone go and knock off the sperm?
Like, as in knock off the salmon?
No, they release it naturally.
They're all in a kind of like a container... Yeah.
..and, apparently, it kind of just drizzles out of them.
Oh, my god.
Yeah. So Ruby's turning 30
and she's very aware of it in her mind.
Ach, baby.
So she's just started doing all these vlogs about, about...
Yes. ..beauty and stuff like that.
I wanna do all the treatments, I wanna feel good... Yeah.
..and young... Yeah. ..and youthful so...
And I said there's no one better than the queen.
That is true, it's kind of like become a complete obsession of mine.
I wanna become immortal, Ruby.
I went to Istanbul with
the leading stem cell professor in the world,
had a little bit of fat sucked out, centrifugated it,
they microneedle your stem cells onto your facial bone
so it stays intact. Onto the bone?
Yeah, because the, the, what's aging us is bone decay in the face, so...
Sounds comfy. Oh, my god I have to go to Istanbul. Yeah.
Hello. Hello. How are you? How are you? Good, I'm good.
I forget how small you are.
Talk to me.
So how's, how's work been for you?
Crazy. Busy, busy.
Like, it's weird bumping into you in the club...
Yeah, that was... ..weird for everyone, and, like,
obviously then... It was fine until you were a complete dick
a few hours later. Well, I'm sorry, firstly.
Doesn't need to be thrown in my face like that?
No, and, like, I did not know you were... I wouldn't do that to you.
..there and it was right in front of you,
of course I wouldn't have done that Zeyno.
You did but I can't be bothered to go into it anymore... No, look...
cos it just irritates me talking about it.
Where do we even go from here? I mean I don't...
I still think about the past and then this,
the current present with you like, here that I'm just, I dunno,
I'm just trying to figure out where that leaves my emotions and my head
and I think we just need to see how things develop really.
I mean, I'm not gonna wait around forever.
Have you actually been on your friend drink with Vanders?
Yeah, we went yesterday actually, erm, but I kind of invited Lauren
to come to sort of make sure it was quite a friend thing
but I don't think he knew she was coming.
Oh, well, how, how did he react to that? Erm, he was a bit surprised,
cos he did walk in with a red rose.
You're joking. He brought a rose? Yeah, erm...
The kid's, so embarrassing. ..which I wasn't really expecting but...
Yeah, it was a bit. What was he doing with that?
A friendship rose, is it? Is that a thing?
And then Lauren kinda left.
She was like I'm gonna leave you guys to it.
So, what was Vanders saying?
He did, kind of, insinuate that you were, essentially,
having your cake and eating it,
and that I deserve better than to be like lingered along in a way.
Like, he's literally like a slimy slug. It's very slug-esque.
He's slowly creeping in there.
The stuff he's saying is not like he's,
you know, saying, making up things,
he's saying things which I have obviously had thoughts on, as well.
It's just not, it's just not his place
It's just a shit move, I don't really, like,
It's proper weaselly, like it's shockingly weaselly.
Hi, can I get you anything to drink?
Erm, yes please, can I have a glass of champagne?
Of course. Thank you.
Fuck.
He's a fucking piece of shit.
OK, that's it.
Look at us getting invited to Jules' party.
Look at us. Day drinking.
I think the day party could be,
this could be the way forward for us.
Where's Molly?
She's in, er, Ibiza. Oh!
Yeah, she'll be back soon, though. Back in a bit.
You guys are so cute. She's so nice... Mm-mm.
..and just funny and cute and smells nice and I wanna cuddle.
That sounds almost perfect.
So I caught up with Zeyno yesterday.
Vanders had some peculiar things to say about us.
Did he not ask Zeyno out for a drink?
Yeah, he asked Zeyno for a drink
and then Zeyno brought Lauren to just set
the tone that it's very much friends, but he came with a rose.
Oh, so it wasn't a friend. A friendship rose, which is...
Fucking hell. ..apparently a thing. To be honest, yeah,
I'm, I was kinda speechless, cos it's like, it's just,
I don't even know what he's trying to achieve.
It's snaky behaviour. It's clearly, his intention is not to be friends
with you and to pursue Zeyno in a romantic sense obviously.
Yeah, if he's about, I'll be having a word for sure.
I thought the older we get the more clarity and the less confusing
life would be, but it seems to be the opposite, really.
No, it gets more convoluted and confusing and it's just,
it definitely needs to be approached.
Hi, guys. Jules! Hello. Hello. Hello, how are you?
I'm good, how are you?
Mwah. Party girl.
Hi. All right, darling, good to see you.
Hi, lovely to see you.
Thanks for the invite.
Guys, thanks for coming. Yeah, loving the party.
Very flattered. You can throw a party.
You got, you got lipstick on your face.
What's that. Is it? In your eye? You smudged it. Oh, it's a sparkle.
Oh! Erm... That was good. Yeah, well, I've been, er,
enjoying spending time with a certain someone.
Who's that? Who's a certain someone?
Well, you're here, I did see a man on your arm earlier. I know.
Who's this... Have you got a boyfriend now? ..good-looking man.
Yeah, yeah, don't get jealous.
Yeah, me and Angus. We went on one date.
I mean I know Angus, right, he's a lovely guy, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, he's nice, we got on well. Yeah?
Obviously, he found me hilarious cos...
How wow, cos you are. You are funny.
This weekend... Yeah. ..it's Jazz's birthday... OK.
..and we're gonna go away.
I was wondering if you guys would like to come along?
I'd love to. Can I bring Molly?
Aw. What a boring question! Hey, wait, whoa, whoa.
Honestly, that's just ruined my day.
Obviously, it's a strong yes, right?
Molly's a great addition. Cos we're friends.
I mean, I guess she can come...
Thank you. ..because obviously I've got Angus there.
Yeah. Obviously. ..so you know, yeah.
So you'll be occupied and... I'll be occupied, so, yeah.
I'll be occupied and we're obviously friends so... Exactly.
..but it'd be nice to spend some time together as friends.
Establish a friendship.
But if the lights go off and there's some corridor creeping,
and ah, it's whatever.
Don't come into my room late at night.
I'll leave it unlocked, though.
You're fucking funny.
I was getting ready this morning and I was trying to put together when
the last time I had, like, a significant other in my life,
and I'm starting to think that it was when I had blonde hair.
Should I dye my hair blonde again?
I do remember the blonde and it did look good.
So yes to the blonde or no to the blonde?
I think you should do the blonde,
it's summer again as well, so you might as well lean into it.
I feel like you're like,
glossed over in the eyes
and you're just saying whatever the first thing comes into your mouth is.
Yeah, I dunno I'm just feeling a bit weird after er,
yesterday. You know, Maeva,
when she messaged me and I felt really odd.
I took some time just to think about what I wanted to do,
and I just basically sent her a message saying;
"Look I'm, I'm not interested, I don't wanna do this."
Eh, and then she responded back with you're a fucking loser.
Today like, I'm seeing her today and she's just giving me the weirdest,
evil looks that I...
I mean, she looked like she had smoke coming out of her ears,
she looks like she's still... Yeah. ..angry.
We, we said something to each other years ago right,
and it was like, and I hate the fact that this is almost true.
We were talking to each other and we were like,
even ten years, five, ten, 20 years, we'll always find each other.
and it's like, it was a, it was almost a rom,
romanticising this weird situation at the time
cos me and her so passionate that
we, we, we say fucked up things like that
and now it's been literally what, seven,
six years going on, like, that we're not together.
Like, what, why now, like, what's going on?
It's like, er, that...
..urgh
It's mad. I just, I dunno.
To me there must be a reason why she's doing it.
Do you still think there's feelings there or like?
Bro, that would be mental.
That, that, that is, that is, that is, that is crazy talk.
Hello. Hiya.
The skyline, the skyline in London is beautiful.
Anyway.
I wouldn't say like top five, but definitely in the top ten.
Aha. Cool. I don't give a shit.
What? I don't, I can't be bothered for niceties to be honest.
With me? Why have you come in all hot?
Well, I had a chat with Hugo the other day. Yeah.
You are taking my godfather privileges away because... Yeah.
..going to a gym with someone.
OK, well this is what we need to talk about, isn't it? Yeah.
Because you don't understand the severity of my emotions
with this whole Miles situation.
It's the fact you're trying to take it away
for something so minor. You've made this such a big thing. OK.
This whole video thing, by the way I'm on your side for,
I said, "Miles, I don't think agree with that video,"
and I've said to that, I've said that to him multiple times.
I don't care about going to the gym with Miles at all. OK.
OK. So would you not then?
It's the fact I've done one thing by myself,
after years and years of you dictating my life.
cos, yeah, I appreciate you're my big brother,
but you act like my second dad a lot of the time.
The one time I try to stand up for myself,
you take it away.
I didn't get any sort of trust from you.
You said, "Do what you want. Go to, go to the gym with him if you want",
and then two days later, ah.
Jack... Take, take the godfather role away from Beau.
..it's because you failed the test. OK, the test was.
What fucking test?
..the test is to see OK, scenario, you're looking at me,
I've got this anger, I've got this emotion,
you don't see me angry too often because things don't get to me, OK?
And this Miles thing got to me because, listen...
It's crazy how he's that much power over you.
..Jack, Jack don't say power cos I'll lose it. It does.
I'll lose it if you say power, cos there's, that's just not true.
It is obviously. It's not power, Jack, I am...
Why were you so angry?
I wanted you to understand the emotion that I had in it...
I saw the emotion. ..and you failed that.
Yeah, no, but you didn't cos you went to the gym with him.
You said, "Oh, it's all pretty light winded."
Yeah, I did, because it's the gym. There's nothing else to it.
It's not just the gym, Jack, it's him.
Yeah, cos you think, oh, we're going to go out.
I do not want. We're gonna do all this together.
Jack. It's the gym. I do not want a guy like Miles
infiltrating my inner circle.
Oh, my god, this is, you sound pathetic.
..and you are in my inner circle. You sound pathetic.
How can I seem, how can I sound pathetic?
It's, that sounds childish. Your inner circle?
You're my blood, I love you. Your inner circle James?
I'm not inviting him to dinner with you, am I?
Yeah, but that's where it's gonna go Jack. It's not just gym.
Why do you think that? You've got no trust in me.
Please just take my advice.
I'm glad to know you trust me, that's really... It's not trust.
No, no, you trust me, I like that. That's good, James. OK, Jack.
That was fun.
How you feeling about Zeyno since the date?
She is still a little bit hung up on Harvey and...
Slow and steady wins... ..wins the race. ..the race.
I'm the tortoise not the hare. There we go.
You're just slow, you're just chilling... Yeah. ..you know.
Harvey and Tristan are coming over.
Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Hello. Sam. The slug.
Obviously, we haven't spoken, and I know what you think's happened and,
yeah, it, it's actually not intentional what's happened.
Firstly... So you haven't asked Zeyno for a drink?
Yes, I did ask Zeyno for a drink and and I'll give you the context.
I mean, you aren't friends with Harvey
or you are friends with Harvey.
I didn't do anything wrong by going for a drink with Zeyno.
I haven't done anything wrong, sorry.
What was your motive, to be a friend? Like, in all honesty.
Get to know her, get to know her and...
Did you bring a rose for er, Lauren and Jazz as well?
It was a bit of banter.
Mate, I'm just saying, it sounds like it's a romantic gesture.
The, the rose is the flower of love.
Equally, mate, if we look too deep into...
It put a smile on her face.
I thought we had certain respect lines,
which I feel have been crossed, that is as simple as.
Yeah, but you're not best mates, Harvey,
like, you don't really know each other,
you only hang out when Rez is there.
I'm actually saying I am upset that you thought it was all right
to go on a drink with Zeyno when you actually know, firsthand,
more than anyone, cos you saw how much it broke me...
I think it is OK to go on a drink.
..when I found out that she slept with one of my mates...
Yeah, I think it is absolutely fine.
..and you know that it's hurt me that she's now back in
the scene and I'm having to see her with people, my friends,
and figure out that process on my own and then you thought...
But you're making, making it a bit deal what I've done.
..I'm gonna be more of a friend to her than to me and you're trying
to now completely disregard our friendship,
which I thought there was there.
My fault, I'm an idiot, clearly.
And then you're gonna go on a friendship date with Zeyno.
I don't know why you're so upset... No, I'm, I'm just trying to.
..you literally hooked up with someone in front of her,
and really upset her recently.
If you wanna get back with her what are you doing? Why are you so?
I'm not trying to get back with her. I've just been.
What's the problem?
This is between me and you right now... Between me and you, yeah.
..so if you wouldn't mind.
After you cried in my arms,
the next day you said it was
embarrassing how you cried in my arms,
because you're not even mates with me.
So consequently, you'd actually said to me, that we're not mates.
You've said that... But you're close to, you're close, you're...
Shush for a second, I'm speaking. ..you're closer, you're closer to...
I'm not talking to you. ..you're closer to Harvey than you are Zeyno.
I'm not talking to you. Why are you here bro?
You're closer... Yeah, but it's a bit... Piss off. Piss off.
Off you go. I'm not talking to you.
You're trying to unjust... It was not a conversation between me and you.
No, no, there's not cos you talk shit.
Shush. So you don't know what you want with Zeyno right.
Firstly, my opinion of that,
actual man-to-man opinion of that, is that's unfair.
Make up your mind and tell her,
because stringing a girl along is not fair.
No, wow, let's rewind. Brother let's not, let's not start on that.
I don't think...
Here's the crux of the problem, you're very busy, you're like...
You're the one who's coming over right now
and getting involved in what I'm doing.
Yes, Sam, because you've said all sorts of bollocks.
It's got nothing to do with you, this has got nothing to do with you.
You bow out of our business. You can carry on with your life as per.
You're not getting anywhere. That would be great. So how about this,
we'll just draw a line in the sand,
you stay in your fucking lane and we'll stay in our lane.
All right, guys, have a fun party. I mean, that was, that was.
Bye. See you sweetheart. Bye.
OK, it looks like Maeva's coming over.
Hello. Bonjour. Bonjour. Can I have a conversation with Miles? Yeah.
Thank you.
You all right? Yep, all good.
Ah, well, you're here today.
I am here today.
Can I have a clarification about why you, er, didn't show up yesterday?
Because I didn't want to show up. OK.
Maeva, are you calling me a fucking loser after I've said to you...
Well, yes, because you made me wait for god knows how long.
That's not nice, it's impolite.
When you spoke to Jack and said I was a really bad influence on him,
why? I don't want you to hurt him, because he is, he's a sensitive guy.
and I would like you to stop spending time with him,
I'm not joking,
because it's then gonna become family problem here.
OK. I will.
So, I saw this video that you posted, but at the end of
the day you do refer me in this video,
and it's pretty intense the way you say it.
The way you talk about it. I mean, I'm not gonna lie,
this video is not the end of the world,
it's also a bit flattering in a way.
But it's more James didn't like it
and I just want you to just apologise.
That video is not for you, it was for me... I know it is not for me.
..and my audience, which means by the way Maeva,
I'm allowed to do as I wish on my own platform.
Well, you are referring me in this video in
a very intense way, and it's just that.
I know it's not about me.
I know you've moved on a million years ago,
it's not about us.
It's just you just being a bit too much
the way you talk about it in it and I didn't like it
and I just wanted you to just face the music a bit.
Face the music. Yeah, a little bit.
What, what is this, what is this? Like, when we come to you.
If James comes to you and talk to you about it,
because he doesn't like it.
J, James, James, James...James, I don't care, I do not care.
Being in the situation with your wife and you go through
the same thing and she's not happy about something.
There is, there is ways to approach someone and talk to someone
like an adult. Yeah. ..and James did not do that in any way.
Who do you think you are?
Maeva, you're saying that to me?
Yes. You are, you started this.
You posted this video
and then you think that it will be fine.
Are you sorry to me, not talking to James,
uh, about James? Are you sorry to me?
I'm not apologising for something that I don't think I was
in the wrong for. You have to apologise to me. So I have to?
You have to, and then we will... Or what? Or what, or what, or what?
You need to understand that I felt bad when I saw that.
When you apologise for what you messaged me,
and when you apologise on the behalf of your husband. Ah.
You apologise about this video and then eventually I'll apologise.
Eventually? Again, on your terms. Not gonna happen.
If you apologise, I'll apologise. OK well it's not gonna happen then.
All right.
Oh, god you haven't changed. Toi, non plus.
Right.
That's a bold second date... Yeah, I know.
..but I also feel like if you really liked him,
you wouldn't be taking it slow.
Who do you fancy the most on this dinner table?
Probably Tristan.
I think it's good to get the cards on the table this early.
Yeah, sorry. I love this dog,
but I firmly believe that since the babies have arrived,
he's turned into a bit of a nob. I've found this lady,
like a dog psychologist.
He likes to sing, he howls.
THEY HOWL
Harvey and Tina, they, like, they have slept together before.
As in like, they went, they went on a date is what he told me.
No, they slept with each other.
To send a message to a guy that you've slept with before,
that you fancy, that you want to go and sleep with again,
it's fucking weird.
You guys aren't together.
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