This programme contains strong language
You're single, right? I am.
You seem nice. I'll take you for a drink.
Friendly drink, followed by a friendly dinner.
So this is actually the cutest thing.
For my, uh, my new best friend.
Just what I needed.
I'm upset that you thought it was all right to go on
a friendship date with Zeyno.
You literally hooked up with someone in front of her.
Molly, Julia. Julia, Molly.
Hi. Hey. Hi. You didn't mention she was coming.
Hey, buddy, how's it going? Oh, my God!
It's taken us three years. We can finally go for a drink.
Yeah. Let's do it. And we don't care about Tristan any more.
He's out of the picture. Have you got a boyfriend now?
Don't get jealous.
Look, I know they don't like us hanging out with each other,
but they will get over it.
He's not going to be the godfather any more.
We're going to remove this title if he keeps seeing Miles.
Please, just take my advice. You've got no trust in me.
We're on holiday, so, I mean, you should really just get stuck in.
Who do you fancy the most on this dinner table? Oh, my God.
IMITATES DOG HOWLING
DOG JOINS HOWLING
It sounds like you're breaking up with me.
I'm really sorry if I've, you know, led you on.
Why does she think there's a chance?
This is not looking good. SHE GASPS
Stop. DOOR SLAMS
TEARFULLY: It's annoying me.
You obviously fancy him so you want something to happen.
But why would you want that to happen when, obviously,
something's going on there? You guys aren't together!
Love you Jules. Love you.
MUSIC: Bloom by Good Neighbours
Boys. Ha-ha! Oi, Princey! Yes, mate! Cheers, boys.
Good to see you, mate. Good to see you.
Ready? Oh, my God! Ohhh! Close. So close.
Ah, next time.
I come bearing gifts. There you go. Hello. Thank you, Angus.
Thank you, my sir.
I think I could just honestly, like, move here.
Hello. Hi. Thank you.
My God, girlies, isn't this so lovely? This is beautiful.
Cheers. Cheers, guys. Happy early birthday.
Yes. Thank you! Yeah, happy birthday. Thank you for having me.
You're welcome. I'm glad you made it all the way over from Sydney.
I know, just for you.
I think Jules got the guest list pretty... What do you guys think?
I've got you girls, so I'm happy that you guys are all here.
Oh, cos Harvey's here... Sorry, I'm a bit slow.
I'm a bit slow. Yeah. So, you're dating Tristan.
Yes. Right, how's that going? It's good, it's going really well, yeah.
Oh, my God, yay!
You, aesthetically, look very good together.
Yeah, really good. Yeah, you look really good together, and also like,
similar kind of nice energy, like, fun and... Thank you.
Nice to see you guys together.
You met Jules. Mmm. How was that? I did, that was very...interesting.
No, she's great, I really... Yeah, I think she's a sweetheart
but I had no idea the connection there, so...
Oh, he didn't tell you before? Yes.
But to be fair, you're both such sweet girls, I can't...
That would never become an issue between you two. Yeah, no.
And if it makes you feel better, Angus is here.
And Angus and Jules are... I think she's into him.
Oh, good. Yeah. He's into her for sure. Yeah, he's SO into her.
Cheers to a debaucherous weekend away... Mm. Mm.
..with all of our best friends. Set the tone early, I like it. Mm.
Yeah, exactly. How have you been? Good. You've been well? Yeah.
Misbehaving? Always. How's it for you?
I've gone on a date with this one, so I must be doing something right.
With me, yeah. We're being... What's the word?
Slow burners? We're slow burning. Not... You're burning slowly.
But I think, yeah, but I... Not too slow. No, not too slow,
but I feel like slow and steady wins the race. Yeah? OK.
Shall we address the elephant in the room? OK.
Right, I've been trying to avoid a situation whereby you are
in an isolated area, probably with a few drinks and Zeyno's nearby.
That is going to happen tonight. How are we feeling about that?
Are you guys just not in a good place at the moment?
No, we're not... We're in a better place than we were.
Look, I don't know. Zeyno's a tough one cos obviously
the past, it hurt me. Like, my heart says...yes.
My head and logic, which is normally what I follow, and gut, says no.
Mm, I just... I like Zeyno a lot, I think she's a great girl.
Not the one. Don't love her for you. Wow. I've said it before. Mm.
Where is Tina's room... Tina's room?
..in relation to everyone else's? Great question.
Asking for a friend. Uh, yeah, yeah.
THEY LAUGH
So we haven't got long till dinner then, have we?
No, we don't. What time is that?
Better start doing your make-up, boys.
I'm going to go get ready, yeah. Yeah? That I shall do. Yeah.
Let's do it. Put your best dress on. And that... Yep. ..needs topping up.
Me and Harvey take more time than both of you... Yeah.
so we got to go. Yeah. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye, then.
QUIETLY: Angus. Romantic. Romantic. So cute. So cute.
That's a bold second date. It's a big move. Um, yeah, I know.
Big. But I do quite like him. Good. Yeah, I think he's nice.
He's lovely, he's a great boy. He's a really nice guy.
He is. He is. No, he's a lovely guy. No, I know. I know. Cool.
But I also feel like if you really liked him,
you wouldn't be taking it slow. But that's because you know me.
I do know you. I didn't take... Yeah. You were a bit...
And I feel like if you were like, obsessed, you'd be like, come on.
Maybe. Cos I know you like a cuddle. I do like a cuddle. Yep.
THEY LAUGH
Glad we figured that one out. Good chat. So, how's Molly?
She's great. Is she nice? You've met her.
I feel like she's... You're like, no, but I feel like she's
a bit similar to me?
Oh, my God, I'm so offended. In the fact that she's
a female and blonde? No, I'm actually not blonde,
I'm brunette. Um... Oh, sorry, I'm talking about Muffin,
the one I know quite well. Yeah, that one. Intimately.
Yeah, so, do you like Molly? Do I like Molly? Yeah.
Yeah, of course I do. OK. I like Molly a lot. Yeah.
I'm not prepared to... Yeah? To have a long-distance
relationship, you know when we... There's, there's no knowing
when we're going to see each other next. Yeah.
Like, I'd struggle with that. Interesting. Mm.
I'm single.
MUSIC: Hello Lonely by Alfie Templeman
Mm, mate, how's Marbs been? You've been in a little love bubble there.
It has been the most incredible summer.
I have missed you guys a little bit, but I've had...
A little bit? ..the best time. London to Marbella,
we drove there, just beautiful.
It's really nice, it looks like you're growing.
Yeah, I feel like I just...am happy.
I could update you with some big things but I'm... It's boring, so...
No, it's not. No, no, let's hear. What's going on?
It's not boring at all. A quick synopsis.
OK, Miles did some shit, uh, he put it online, crossed the line.
Oh, I saw the video. I saw it, yeah, yeah.
To be honest, the one thing that has got under my skin is
that he's been hanging out with my brother quite a bit.
FINGER SNAP
I saw your brother in the gym the other day.
He is quite upset. I heard you had quite the altercation. Mm, we did.
What, you've fallen out with your brother? I have, actually.
James, this is not looking good. Yeah, like, this is not enjoyable.
Can I just say, in 27 years, I've never fallen out with my brother.
Never can fall out with family.
And you're falling out with your brother over Miles. Yeah.
Not good. I'm aware enough to see that angle,
but there's certain people that are off the cards,
and Miles is one of them.
But what has, what has Jack really done?
He still doesn't understand the history, which you
full well understand - you were there from day dot... Yeah.
..for Maeva and I, and Miles. I think sometimes, Jimbo,
you've got to let people just find out for themselves.
Guys, I value your opinion, but it's gone to a line
for me that I can't back down from, and it's non-negotiable.
Hello! Oh, no. Hey, guys. I'm joking.
You must be Molly? Molly, yes. Lovely to meet you.
I've heard a lot about you, you're... Ooh, a lot about me?
Ooh, two? Oh, I was going for two. Your reputation precedes you.
Well, hopefully we can get to know each other a little bit more.
For sure. Shall we go get some food or something? Yes, let's.
Leave these guys to it. We'll leave you guys to it.
Bye. See you. I'll take that. Don't mess up, Sam.
Lovely to meet you, Molly. See you, you too. Bye! Bye!
Did anyone else see the, uh, rose bushes across the...
Did you plant that for me? ..the garden?
No, yeah. But shall I go and pick them for you?
THEY LAUGH
Am I missing something? No. She's not allowed
to flirt with anyone. She's on the sidelines,
on the bench with Harvey. Oh, God...
It's actually really emotionally draining, this whole situation.
Like, when he looks at me, there's... I can tell there's something there.
It's like, it was never a yes, but it's also never a no,
and it's kind of like... It's so hard.
Actually, it's like he's stringing you along to keep you there.
How would you feel if, uh, he got with someone on this trip?
Are you joking?
I... I don't even know how to respond to that question.
Harvey and Tina, like, they HAVE slept together before.
As in, like, they went on a date is what he's told me.
No, they slept with each other. They slept with each other.
Convenient that he missed that bit out, isn't it?
I mean, I'm not Tina's biggest fan, she's not my biggest fan.
Would you say not to trust her?
Well, I mean, she was still sleeping with Rez after I told her that
I had feelings with him and really wanted to, you know,
give things a go, so I don't know.
Ugh, God...
MUSIC: Sometimes by Foxglove
Ooh. This is lovely.
Very nice. Well done, Julia. Did you cook this?
Yeah.
Wifey material.
Cheers, guys. Cheers, everybody.
Cheers. Cheers. Lovely to see everybody. Cheers.
So, would you like more?
Oh, my gosh, thank you for that, that one extra piece.
Yeah. Thank you.
Do you want me to dish you up some as well?
Are you having a nice time? Yes.
I'm very glad you're here.
Right... Cheers, mate. Cheers, you'll have to not let... Bestie.
Bad luck. Buddy. Best friend.
No. How many more ways can I say "mate"?
Can I salt your, mozzarella for you? No. Are you sure?
How's it going? It's very well. Very well.
I'm so glad you're here. I'm really glad I'm here.
Are you having a good time?
I am having a good time. Yeah?
Yeah, I am. Actually having really fun. Good.
Food's really good. Drinks are good. Company is good.
Company, I...
Right guys, I feel like we need to like start this party.
Oh, here we go.
It's very mellow right now. Where are the shots? Strip poker.
We need some vibes. Right,
I feel like we're gonna kick off with some questions,
I'm looking at you Fred.
Go on Ruby, bring it.
Right OK, Freddy, I've got one for you.
Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex?
Ooh, straight in there.
Do I wanna know?
Probably a public monument.
Heard that one before.
Jazz. Uh-oh. Little question for you.
Who would you never, ever wanna date in this room?
I'm looking right at him.
Apart from me.
Oh, apart from you? Yeah.
Um... Tristan, love you, but like you're very happy...
But you would never wanna date me. I'd never wanna date you.
You're happy with Mols. Thought that, was it?
I thought we were gonna be married. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I feel like those were easy questions.
Oh, God. Jules. Spice it up. Oh, God. My girl. Oh, my God.
Who do you fancy the most on this dinner table?
Oh, my God. Great question. Um, who do I fancy the most?
I mean I...
I didn't really think it was going to be this tricky
to be honest. No, cos, like... No, no, no.
I love that. Cos we're on a...we're on a...we're on a...
No, no, no, cos we're, we're on a second date,
so I didn't really think it was gonna be that hard.
No, no, no. It's, don't... No, but it's like...
But what? Um, OK. I'm nervous FOR you. Probably...
Probably Tristan.
Oh, my God, really? Yeah.
Why would you take me here if, like, that attraction of, like,
"Yeah, this person," like, why would you bother?
Because I do want to still keep getting to know you.
I think it's good to get the cards on the table this early.
But I have a question. Do you think you would've done that
in front of someone that you actually really like?
I think if you saw it going anywhere and you liked him,
would you have done that in front of him? It's the first date,
you might... It's a growing... It might be a grower, not a shower.
Ah, mate, it's neither. It's neither right now, mate, let me tell you.
Boy. Hello, buddy. Looking good.
You too.
Got you a beer. How are you brother?
Uh, I could be better.
Why what's...what's...what's... What's happened?
Just the whole family drama, isn't it?
It's just sort of family drama, James,
it was uh,
last conversation I had with him was pretty feisty
to say the least. It was a bit confrontational.
What, your brother?
Basically, I heard a comment saying,
"If you keep hanging out with Miles or going to the gym with him..."
They're threatening to take the godfather title away from me.
Ah, that's really harsh. And for them to say that,
it's taken it just way deeper than it needs to be.
Can I ask a question? Is it...
Has that title been taken away from James or Maeva?
This is how Maeva is.
No, I-I know,
but when James said he agreed.
Because he wants to agree with whatever Maeva says.
I know, I know, and I said this to him.
You know, in my head right now,
it's more kind of like bro, we just can't hang out,
we can't be friends.
Like I-I know that. I know this whole not worth it,
but he is treating me like he's my dad,
like I'm his son and that's just not the case.
I just don't think it's worth it now to,
for you and your brother to not have a relationship.
Come on, mate, it sounds like you're, uh,
it sounds like you're breaking up with me. Yeah, I...
I feel like this is maybe the right answer.
Feels like a lose-lose at this point.
Yeah, this sucks bro.
Yeah. I'm sorry.
Angus, why don't you ask a question.
OK, hang on, let me think. Uh... Sam,
if you could sleep with someone round this table,
who would it be?
I, literally every answer gets me in trouble.
You like trouble, go on.
Zeyno.
You might need to two roses next time, that might help.
Two roses, right, yeah, OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you guys go for drinks? We just went for a friendly drink.
How was it, was it nice?
Yeah. Friendly, friendly drink with the bros.
I wasn't expecting a rose to be fair.
No, no, no, you're trying your hardest,
and that, that is... It's effort that counts. All right, no, so let me...
Ten out of ten. Here's a rose mate. Give me a kiss.
Vanders? I mean, who's next, we gotta keep the energy.
Tina, Tina. You are very good at the questions.
Who do you fancy the most on this table?
Well, we'll go with honesty right?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Honesty's the best policy. Well, yeah.
Honesty IS the best policy. Always.
I think that's the way to go.
Um... I mean, I'm not gonna hide anything.
Um, Harvey.
I mean, yeah, you guys have been on dates and stuff, haven't you?
We went on a date. A date, yeah. We, yeah...
Is that as far as it was?
No.
Yeah, I mean, that was news to me today actually. What?
I mean, I haven't hidden anything.
No, not, not you.
Well, you didn't ask or I'd tell you.
What? I didn't ask. Oh, why would I probe that question?
"Did you guys have sex?" As in I, but I wouldn't have not.
Did you have cuddly time with each other?
Yeah, but I-I-I'm, I'm not hol... Not hiding anything.
So, uh, it's convenient to miss out that information, but I mean.
It's just not nice to hear, that's it. I know.
I did... I... Look, I did think...
I did think this was knowledge that was known.
Now you're just deflecting from... I'm not deflecting anything, Harvey.
I'm literally just saying it's... I've just heard it.
You know my feelings towards you, given the whole situation,
I've just heard this information, and I'm round Tina a lot.
But I told you transparently, you also slept with my mate,
and six months went by until I found out,
and you didn't tell me along these six months.
Why would I have said that when we weren't speaking
the entire time you were in Australia?
It's a dead end chat because you're not gonna get through to me.
And, like... I'm not trying to get through to you about anything,
this is just like... I'm gonna leave you to this.
You're constantly talking about it,
and you say you don't hold resentment towards me,
and then saying to everyone. No, I'm not doing that. What? Stop.
I'm done.
DOOR SLAMS
You hungry, babe?
Yes. Yum, smells good.
This is a traditional English breakfast.
Really? Are you ready? Mm-hm.
It's as good as it gets. M'lady.
Thank you, yum.
Breakfast... How good. Stunning. ..is served.
Bon appetit sweet, sweet thing.
Thank you. Jules, last night,
that was so funny. I-I was taken aback.
I'm glad you're laughing about it.
Well, I mean, how else am I gonna deal with it.
I mean, like, she's brazen, I'll give her that. She's bold.
She is, for sure.
I do find it quite fantastic how flirty and, like, ridiculous she is.
You're like, "I LOVE being flirty." I just love the attention.
You do though. I do, yeah, absolutely.
So I don't have anything to... To worry about? ..worry about?
I have probably been, like... Egging it on a bit?
..low key egging it on a little bit if I'm honest.
Low key. Yeah. Mm.
Hello, stunning couple.
Look at the state of this. So good.
How are you? This, this, this view. Unreal.
You all right?
I'm all right, I'm all good.
Yeah? Yeah? Mmm.
Feeling better this morning? Yeah, better. I mean,
it's only uphill from last night, wasn't it?
Did you speak to Zeyno after last night?
Yeah, she was just distraught and crying
and I just wanted to cuddle her and that is what happened.
Oh!
Whoa, easy now. That is all that happened.
Just cuddle? Oh... That is all that happened.
I just don't know what it is about her, like,
I'm still so physically attracted to her.
She's wanting an answer from me that I don't have for her.
And each time I feel like I might be getting further away
from the answer she's gonna want.
So where does this leave you now? Or where does this leave her now?
Um...
I don't know mate.
It's just easy to be single, isn't it?
Mate I'm telling you, it's the...
Love is the most confusing thing in the world.
Wild.
Hello.
Hi. How we doing?
Hugs? Hugs. Yeah. Hello.
How you doing? I'm good, how are you? I'm well. Good.
I'm a little bit tired.
Me too.
Quite a big night in the end.
I know right. Obviously, I do apologise for yesterday.
It's a silly game. Uh, that was a silly game. Um...
Just an observation I made,
I feel you and Tristan are quite flirty.
I'll be honest like, yeah, we do flirt.
Like, I'm not gonna sit here and say we don't.
I mean obviously, it's a bit different when Molly's around.
As in, you feel like
Molly's getting in the way of something happening?
I don't really know.
I'd be lying if I said, like, I didn't still, like, feel...
Yeah. ..some sort of way towards Tristan.
So I guess even more, like,
more reason to question why you brought me here.
Was it to ,like, make him jealous,
am I like a pawn in a bigger... No. ..game?
No, it wasn't to make him jealous. It's...
I mean, he was bringing Molly, and I thought I'd bring someone.
But you would've rather it'd gone in a different way.
Well, he did mention that when Molly goes back
to Australia then, like,
that's kind of it between them so. I mean...
But like, no, I-I do apologise,
like, that was very insensitive of me.
We've only been on one date.
So don't worry, I wasn't picking out baby names or anything like that.
Um... Oh, God.
So I think let's just probably leave it as friends.
Yeah. To friends.
To friends.
Cool.
Can you say "oyster"?
She can't say oyster, she can barely say dad.
She looks ridiculous. She looks like a Tudor.
It looks like we've put like a collar on her.
Are you gonna say "oyster" again? Oyster. Oys...
Oh, jeez. DOGS BARK LOUDLY
Sorry. Yep, sorry. Sorry.
Sorry. Aslan, stop it. Aslan.
I mean I-I'm... I-I love this dog.
But I firmly believe that since the babies have arrived,
he's turned into a bit of a knob.
What do you think?
Well, well this is a, there is a problem with this,
because we can't go out with the dog.
We're out with them now. It's fine.
Yeah, and it's a nightmare.
DOGS CONTINUE BARKING Sorry.
Sorry. It's uh, sorry. I think he might be depressed.
Why, why's he depressed?
I don't know. The, the babies arrived,
he's no longer number one. I know.
I mean the dog... Da-da-da. Da-da-da
even, see, he thinks you're being crazy.
I know, what is it? I, I found this lady.
What? Like a dog psychologist.
What have you said to this lady?
I've said I have a dog that's troublesome.
I think you're nuts but, we can try it.
Oh, my God. Yeah, sorry. Sorry.
Oh, hey. Oh, hey guys.
Hello, my ladies. You all look very summery.
Powwow, chinwag, chinwag.
Sit down, sit down, sit down.
Really missed my beautiful best friend.
Missed you too!
All right, girls, I'm gonna let you catch up. All right?
OK. I'll see you in a bit, OK? Mwah. Bye, bestie! Bye, pal.
Bye. Yes, please. This is so wonderful. This looks so good.
So basically, just had a chat with, Angus. Right.
Um, former lover, now my friend. No, no, no, he is, yeah.
An ex-boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend, yeah, we call him that.
Right, who's next, cos there's always someone on your list.
Yeah. Guys, he... It's quite obvious.
Tris. Is It? Yeah.
Do you think if Molly wasn't here on this trip, he would?
Would you be snogging Trissy? Yeah, course I would.
Would you be in his bed? Yeah.
Oh, my. Don't forget about me.
I don't think he could. And also you know, you live here.
Exactly. That's your big advantage. Yeah.
I'm on his doorstep, Molly's not.
Literally. Speaking of beds real quick, did you...?
She's got a glow.
You were not in your bed.
Slept with Mr Armstrong. Which you're probably thinking,
"How the fuck did that happen after that little situation?"
I'm trying to think of the transition like, from storming off
to then cuddles. A chat, was there a chat?
There was a chat between... To be fair, yeah,
I was upset after and I thought, "Oh, my God, what's happening here?"
And then we kind of bumped into each other in
the kitchen, and we just said we need to have
a conversation about what just happened.
So where do you stand with each other now?
He didn't kick me out so I guess that's a good sign.
So last night, I don't know if you know,
Tina sent Harvey
a message saying, "Chat done?"
Cos she saw you guys walk off.
What the fuck, are you kidding?
To be fair, she said it in front of the whole table
that she fancies him. Yeah.
Um, and so I think she was just shooting her shot. Mmm.
But I think, yeah, you guys.
Bold. Yeah. Bold move. It is bold. It is bold.
Give her that. I love Tina, I do. But I feel like...
Really? What's to love?
Ruby!
I think it's just a shame that she, like,
gets herself involved in situations that are quite complicated
quite clearly.
And it's like the situation is, is just weird.
It's like, I mean, I've heard from people that,
and him, that he is just really not interested in her.
So I'm confused,
why does she think in her head that there's a chance?
TRISTAN: Good morning, Tina. TINA: Morning, guys, how are we?
Look at this. I have coffees. Oh!
Very sweet of you darling, thank you.
Yes. Do you want one?
No, no. No? You've clearly got an intention with that coffee
and I think you give it to whoever... Oh and you actually
have one there. Harvey you, go on. I think you need it,
you had a stressful night last night, you know? I do need it.
Give the coffee to the person you fancy the most.
Well, I am gonna leave you guys to it.
I'm gonna come with you I think.
Where are you guys going?
We're gonna enjoy the view, have fun. Bye. Bye.
I haven't really sort of properly seen you since...
Yeah. ..our date, really.
Yeah, we haven't properly hung out, so it's nice to
chat to you. All the way down here,
it's sunny, it's pretty.
Great view.
I swear you just pointed at me then. No, the bread this looks lovely.
Oh, right OK. Yeah. Anyway.
Anyway. Anyway. Did you get a text last night?
From what? From you? Yeah. Yeah, I did, yeah.
Did you? Saying, "Chat done?" Yeah. "Chat done?" Yeah.
Yeah, I was kinda midst chat,
so no, I didn't, I wasn't, I didn't.
I mean obviously I said I fancied you. Well, I remember that.
But I don't really know the situation with you and Zeyno.
We're obviously not together as it stands,
and haven't been for a while but...
She wants to be back together? Yeah.
And I just am struggling
to completely get clarity on what it is I want.
Because I've said to her like,
if you do need an answer now, it is, it is nay.
Girls, here's to a good night. Cheers.
HEELS CLOP
Clip-clop, clip-clop. Ha!
You need a moment to breathe. Are you having a nice birthday?
Yeah. Um, no,
I just thought I'd pull you aside
and see how you're doing. Cos you have your girl.
My girl. And then you have Jules obviously so... It's quite the...
It's really overwhelming, and you don't have to tell me,
you can be like, "Jazz it's none of your business."
But how do you truly feel about, cos it must be quite, you know,
you see Jules and you see her, like, how are you feeling?
How do I honestly feel? Honestly.
I think I've found someone who I can be myself with,
but I know that soon she's gonna go.
Ah, it's gonna be really sad. Mmm.
You know, I saw Jules earlier with Angus and... Yeah.
..she did say, like,
she's ended things with Angus and she's not over you.
I think she's still holding on to a bit of hope,
and just being honest, like, if it's completely, like,
the door is completely shut with Jules.
Then, then be honest with her. ..I think the flirting needs to stop.
Yeah.
So you think the door is like completely closed with Jules?
Jazz how can you ask me that in the situation I'm in right now?
Like... Yeah, true, true. Molly's literally. Yeah, well.
I'm having a hot flush again.
I'm having a hot flush again,
fuck's sake, how do I always get myself into these positions?
Um, OK. This has completely taken me back,
you know, I am surprised that she does feel that way. Yeah.
How are you sort of feeling since earlier today?
I think I'd be fuming.
Hello, angel. Hey. Cheers my babies, how are we?
Tina? Yeah? Can we have a chat? Yeah. Bye.
Hi. How are we? You? How are we? How are you doing?
Yeah, good, you?
How are your thumbs doing?
My thumbs?
Yeah, I mean you were texting quite a lot last night.
Oh, right, and... Yeah. OK.
I mean, what the fuck were you thinking? I'm a bit like,
I'm just a bit confused by the whole situation.
It was a message that was sent in a game. What was the game?
It was just... We were just... It was basically dares.
To send a message to a guy that you slept with before,
that you fancy, that you want to go sleep with again. I haven't...
It's fucking weird. It's fucking weird. It's not fucking weird.
Yes, it is. What, no, no, no, hang on. Hang on.
But I sat at the dinner table,
I made it clear that I did fancy Harvey.
But you saw our situation, you know what's going on,
and you saw I was in tears about... Yeah. ..the afterwards as well.
You're the only girl who didn't come up to me
and went, "Are you OK?" You went straight to him,
running to him like, "How are you, how's everything going?"
No, hang on a minute. And then you go and message him being like,
"How was your chat with Zeyno?" No, no, no. Uh, no actually.
"Can I come to your room?" Basically.
That wasn't my message - one. OK. Nice.
That wasn't my message. And actually, two -
I was the one who actually told Harvey that you were crying
and that he should go speak to you.
I've obviously been with Harvey before,
so obviously there's something there. Great. Right? What's your point?
That's why she messaged him. Well, fucking listen.
But that's what I'm saying, if that's your point,
you obviously fancy him so you want something to happen.
But why would you want that to happen when obviously
something's going on there. But the message... Oh, my God.
You guys aren't together.
If I was honestly some homewrecking fucking whore,
or whatever the fuck you fucking think, I don't care. But if I was...
Well, dunno about that.
I mean... That's not fair. I don't think that's fair. That's not fair?
I don't think that's... Fuck off. Why is that not fair?
No, no, Tina, Tina, Tina. Fuck off.
Tina, Tina. I don't think that was fair. Why is that not fair?
She obviously had an intention there.
If you had replied... No, I'm, no, sorry.
If you had replied back being like, "Oh,
"yeah, it was good, do you wanna have a chat now?"
she would 100% would've got with you.
OK. That's my point. OK, but that didn't happen.
Zeyno, he was chatting to you at the time babe.
No, I know, there's fucking intention there.
Cos if you had replied, let's say you had,
you would've hooked up and she would've done it
and that's my point. Right, Zey...Zey. That is my point.
Hiya. Hi. How are you? Good, how are you?
Good, lovely to meet you.
Nice to see you. So, who do we have here?
This is Aslan, he's
three years old, long-haired Chihuahua.
OK. Bit of an attitude. Aries. Is he an Aries? He is an Aires.
He's such an Aires.
OK, so now,
Aslan has developed some behaviour problems that are concerning you.
I understand that he's barking at other dogs, is that right?
Barking slash, uh, full attack mode.
Yeah. Um... And how long has this behaviour been happening for?
Oh, God ever since...
Well, it has got worse since the babies have been born I think.
OK. So when he's barking
and lunging at other dogs, what do you do?
Apologise profusely to the owners.
To the other person, yes. OK.
And try and pull him back.
But he will...he will go full... He will, apoplectic.
OK. And it's incredibly embarrassing.
So, dog-dog reactivity is what we call it.
So we would prefer that his focus was on you.
He doesn't want to be barking,
and he doesn't want that stress.
He would rather have another behaviour in his repertoire
that he can perform, which is to go...
I think he does thoroughly enjoy barking. Right.
Shall we do the howling?
Oh, he howls as well. He likes to sing.
He howls.
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I think we're good dog parents, personally. Yeah.
Are English people a lot more dramatic than Australians?
Yes. Yeah, fair. Definitively, yes. Fair enough, yeah.
Morning. Hi, guys, how are we?
Good, how are you? Thought I'd come and join you, I'd love a cup of tea.
Tina, say no more. Say no more. Ah,
you're gonna pour it for me and everything.
Because, because I feel sorry for you. Yes. How are you feeling?
Yeah, that was rough. I mean, it was a lot to say the least.
I don't think it needed to get that nasty, and that bitter.
Mm-hm. Um, I'm sorry, but didn't...
The reason they broke up anyway is cos she slept with
the best friend, so don't come attacking at me.
You guys aren't together.
I think where Zeyno was coming from,
was just like the fact that you sat across the table,
you saw how upset she was with the whole situation,
and she just felt like it was just a bit unnecessary.
I reckon if you wanted to do it, like,
back in London maybe, might've been a better place.
I'm not a nasty person.
No, I don't think you are, yeah. You're not a home-wrecker.
That's not what you are about. Thank you.
How was your night regardless, how's Tristan?
It's good. It's good. Yeah.
It's so bittersweet cos it's so good,
but then in the back of my mind I'm like, "I'm leaving."
Are you 100% getting on that flight?
I do, I have to go home. Yeah.
Mate, honestly, this is... This is so nice. It's so pretty.
Uh, I think you've grown up massively.
Grown a beard. You dress better than your brother.
Mate, that was always the case.
He still, every time I see him, looks like a dad. More like a dad.
But it's nice, thank you for this,
this is really sweet. It's really sweet.
It's nice to have a little catch up as well. It's good to see you.
Also, we don't really, I'm always kind of with your brother but...
Mmm. ..it's good to see you.
It's nice. Well, I mean, you've been travelling as well.
Hey. Hello.
Ah. Hiya. Hello.
Big guy. Nice to see you. Maeva. Hiya, Mae.
You OK?
Hello. Yeah, I'm well, I didn't expect to see you guys.
OK, I didn't know about this.
OK, this is all him, uh, not me.
God, I can feel this tension.
What is going on? Sam, no, we're not doing this.
What...what is...what is this, sorry?
I'll be honest, James,
I do find it incredibly upsetting how you guys are falling out.
Wait, so what are you wanting from this? I don't get it.
I-I think... I think you boys should talk.
I mean, if you wanna talk, let's talk.
But what is there to talk about, do you know what I mean?
You need to stop going to the gym with Miles.
I have. You guys won. You...you won.
It's not about winning, Jack. None of this is about winning.
Well, it is. Like, guys, I'm not...I'm not seeing him.
Yeah, we have a joke because I find the whole situation comical.
But none of this is a joke to me.
It's not, but, like...
But you just telling me that you think it's a joke,
again, is a kick in the teeth for me.
What I find a joke is you've
threatened my title of being a godfather.
He's...He's...he's an arsehole.
This is why I think it's funny. But he's not a nice person.
Maeva, babe, no. This is why I think it's funny
because you've for something that's so innocent,
and you've made it so deep.
Threatening his godfathership,
if that's what you even call it these days... Mmm.
..is not cool.
That was a miscalculation by you and me not...
..not picking you up for it. So I'm sorry for that.
Thank you.
I did see Miles actually after drinks,
for a one-on-one catch up.
And you'll be happy to know he,
you know, pretty much broke up with me.
Ah, a catch up. So... No, he broke up with me saying,
"I don't think we should hang out." I am...
I am a bit over this whole situation.
I do want us to be OK. I feel like obviously, we've never had really...
We've never really had a fight like this.
And I hate it, I don't like it. No, neither do I and I...
I despise the fact that the topic is Miles, and how that's
got in between us. The more we talk about this,
the more sorry I am of how it's gone down.
It's not that I don't trust you, it's all on Miles.
OK, but, Miles is... It's done. You're my brother,
I want us to be OK. I do.
Right, let's do this.
Depleted. Harvey, we literally had a conversation last week
about how adult and grown up we are and, what,
we're sticking to day drinking and no debaucherous parties,
and we've had two in a row.
We're on holiday, so you should really just get stuck in.
You reckon? 100%. We're on our holibobs. Do you feel like
you've got completely stuck in this weekend, Angus?
Uh, people got stuck into me, yeah. Uh, it's...
Ah, I mean, I'm not sure what advice
I can give you in this situation really.
Well, I mean, the second date's going fantastic.
Hey, listen, you're two days into the second date so...
Yeah... Yeah.
But not getting, getting anywhere. You're the firm favourite.
I, no, I mean there has...
There is an update on that situation, but I mean. What?
You and... Julia? ..Julia? I feel like I've,
maybe I've been a little bit inappropriate.
Jazz did pull me aside yesterday,
and she was like you know,
"Jules isn't joking when she said she really..."
She's not. No, apparently not.
No, no, she's really not. She's really, really into you.
I had a chat with her and I said if Molly wasn't here...
Yeah. ..like, would you crack on, and she was like,
"Yeah." And she thinks something would've...would happen.
I think she's kicking herself a bit that she let that one go.
Jules and I are friends. Yeah.
And shall remain so. Yeah.
OK, cool, on that note, I feel like we should start packing so...
Let's do it. I'm gonna love you and leave you guys.
All right. See you. In a bit, gents. Luego.
I think another coffee's on the cards here actually.
I'll get in there then, mate. Yep. Ah, yep, yep, yep.
Mas cafe. This...this trip's been intense.
Mmm. So obviously,
Molly and I snuck off to bed last night,
when you and Zeyno were chatting.
Uh, we stayed the night together.
This time, not just cuddling. Not just cuddling. No.
I hate being in limbo.
I hate being like, "What am I doing with this girl?"
I mean, you've been in limbo for a long time now, mate.
You know, you need to be thinking, "Is Zeyno
"the woman that I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with?
"Is she the mother of my children? Is she my wife?"
And if you don't see that, you do need to let her go.
Yeah.
Have we got a birthday coming up?
This is birthday girl. Yes!
The party is tomorrow.
Giving us...giving us five minutes... Yeah, I'll make time for you.
..to get back from the country and then,
off we go to Jazz's party.
I love it, no, I'm so excited.
I don't actually wanna leave this please,
but I do wanna leave the drama, so I'm gonna go pack.
I'll join you. Yeah, come with me. Yeah. We'll see you in a bit.
See you in a bit, guys.
See ya, bye.
We still gotta finish our tea.
We do, right.
How are you, genuinely, how do you feel about Tristan?
I think if Molly wasn't here, it...
I do think it'd be different. Like, even him just saying,
"Yeah, it's not, it's not going to last, like,
"when she goes like, to...back to Australia,"
and she says the same.
I'm just like, "So what are you doing it for?"
I chatted with Tristan last night. Oh, what did you say?
I know, I know. With the timing like,
Mols is leaving,
so I just thought I might as well communicate stuff that you may find
hard to to Tristan. He said,
"I will need to have a conversation with her
"and maybe we do need to stop flirting
"if she's gonna take it the wrong way."
He should say he wants me back.
I know Jules, I know.
And you are so beautiful
and you're so special and you deserve someone.
Oh, my God, are you gonna cry? No. I don't know why I'm get...
Oh, my God, Jules.
It's just annoying.
Jules.
No, but it's just like, "Stop fucking flirting." Like, just stop.
I know. It's so annoying.
I know, Jules, and that was my whole point.
That was my whole point because it hurts,
and deep down you guys... You guys do love a flirt,
but in the back of my head I'm like, "He's with someone else."
I-I can see that, I know.
I know. It's just like, just like, OK, yeah,
it's true, I guess I...
Obviously I need to have a chat with him.
I mean, do you know how happy I am to have you back?
You don't understand, Lauren.
I know. I needed you. I'm sorry I had to...
Sometimes you have to go to Italy
and eat some pasta you know. For the soul. OK, well,
I would've much preferred to be with you.
I mean I know, I mean like,
obviously I heard from you
and many people, like, it was a bit crazy.
I made it clear the day before that I fancied Harvey,
and I have no loyalties to Zeyno.
We had a conversation about it. He said to me,
"Right now, it's a no. Like, it's no." Not...
Has he told her that?
I don't know. I don't know their situation.
I know that they did sleep together that night though.
What? After all that. Have you heard from him?
Yeah. He messaged me when I... The day we got back.
After sleeping with her.
After sleeping with her. He's so charming. But do you know what,
his message was actually really sweet.
What did he say? Like, to be fair like, he was like, "Hey, like,
"I hope you're OK, like, yesterday was a lot."
That kind of actually shows you, one - like, how bad it got to
the fact that he can message me after that, like... Yeah. Yeah.
And is he giving you, like, vibes?
I mean, yeah, it was like,
our conversations were flirty, like, I'm not gonna lie. Yeah.
Like, yeah, there was like, something there.
He's irresistible, I understand. Stop it!
Hey. Hi. Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt.
Just wanted to come and say hi. How are we?
Yeah, you know, I mean,
Tina was just telling me about you know,
when you guys were away and what went down.
It was quite heated. Yeah.
I'm actually not a confrontational person,
and I don't... I'd had a few drinks, whatever,
which isn't an excuse and I approached it really badly
from my side. I know. I understand you're coming over nicer now,
but it's like your tone has changed
because you haven't got your little pit-bull Ruby next to you?
Is that why? I dunno why you're coming
this aggressively towards me right now. Because...
I'm literally trying to...
I've actually come over to resolve the issue, like,
OK, I ca... That was never like, "Ruby, let's gang up on you."
He said something to Tina that I think you should hear.
Yeah, like, he told me that you guys...
That he was... It was a no. It was done between you guys.
I think he's giving a different message to you
and a different message to you in terms of
the vibes you guys are both getting.
Cos clearly you're bumping heads a lot,
and he's just not worth it. Period. He has, I understand,
has messaged Tina as well after the trip, right? Yeah.
Checking in on her, hope she's OK.
He's giving her kind of a sign that he's, you know...
I know you guys were, a bit flirty, I understand. Yeah.
And then I understand you guys were back in bed together.
Something's not making sense.
And the thing that's not making sense is Harvey.
Genuinely, after everything I've been hearing,
it's fucking shit, I'm really going through
a fucking horrible time right now with this whole situation.
And I'm hearing this stuff,
I've heard you guys slept together before as well,
it's fucking hard. And I don't think you get that,
I don't think anyone really gets that.
Like, I don't wanna keep going over the same thing over
and over again, like, I'd rather just drop it.
Yeah, I mean, anyway. Bye. See you later.
That was sad.
It is, it's... It's just misdirected anger I think. Yeah. That's it. Yeah.
This is... Not helping.
..becoming incredibly difficult to ignore
the big flight that's looming quite quickly.
Yeah, I know. It's so shit.
I'm so glad you came over though.
I'm so glad we spent this time together.
So, am I.
I'm gonna miss you a lot. Gonna miss you too.
This is not the end. Yeah?
How you doing? Good, how are you?
Good. How's your evening been?
Yeah, no, I mean... It's been all right.
Obviously,
spoke to Tina and just tried to say, like,
"I shouldn't have reacted in that way,
"but I don't feel like you are seeing my point of view.
And she was just like, "Well, I haven't done anything wrong,
"and like Harvey was flirting with me and saying all this stuff,"
which is like...
Like, it's shit obviously hearing that you know,
you're both being really flirty and then you messaging her and,
and after we've had... Well we slept together
that you said that you were done with me and stuff like this.
I'm just like, is that true or is she just saying that
cos she's angry at me? And like, I don't know.
Um, definitely getting under your skin,
it's like, I've, there's no world in which
I've been flirty with her.
Yeah, I think... Just feel like a bit of an idiot. It's pretty un...
It's insensitive of her to be honest.
I know that you want an answer and some clarity and, like,
I personally think it is better we try
and stay friends for now. Like, I just can't just keep...
You could've told me this way before.
I-I've been trying to figure it out though, Zeyno.
It's not fair for me to keep you in limbo and...
I don't think it's fair if you feel like this
and then you sleep with me, that's not fair. But I know,
and I just - I personally don't know if I'm over everything.
I-I don't know... Yeah, if you're never gonna get over it,
then you're never gonna get over it.
I'm not, like, gonna keep going round in circles.
But I'm, yeah, I guess I'm like,
this for me is, like, I'm done. Um,
and I think maybe what Sam was saying is true,
maybe you did want to have your cake and eat it.
Jules, good to see you. Lovely to see you too.
I-I did have a chat with Jazz... Mm-hm. ..at the castle.
Yeah.
I think maybe I've been out of line.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look,
it was quite obvious I was into you, wasn't it?
Yeah, I think you're great. Yeah. I do. Obviously, I fancy you. Yeah.
I think everything that happened between us,
it was just too much to go back from.
I get it.
And I, uh, but, you know, you do deserve
someone who's, you know, gonna sweep you off your feet.
Yeah.
I do really like Molly.
And I'm really sorry if I've, you know, led you on.
Oh, my gosh. What's wrong? Come here.
I know, I just feel so silly. What's wrong?
Why? I don't know.
JULES SNIFFLES There's no need to feel stupid.
Yeah, but it's just like... I don't know.
I think I obviously... I mean, yeah,
you did give me the wrong impression.
Like, by you flirting, I...
I know you're like a flirty person obviously. But...
It's not an excuse. I shouldn't.
No. And I think, yeah, I mean I'm happy for you.
No. I am really sorry.
I actually bumped into Ruby.
She just doesn't acknowledge my existence.
Vanders said it yesterday,
it's like you just jumped on this hate train for me.
He has said that you're a cock block to Rez.
But I meant...I meant that in a
more metaphorical sense, rather than a literal sense.
A metaphorical cock block.
I would really like it if you guys were sweet. Well, we're not.
We all know that you kind of like Jazz. Yeah.
Who'd be a good match for Harvey? Jazz?
I actually got a message from Harvey asking to go for a drink.
Hey, Jazz, you all right?
Well, I'm currently playing, uh, ping pong.
With Harvey?
Yes.
It's really hypocritical. Yeah, you do you, I'll do me.
That's the problem.
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