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This girl came up to me, she was being really weird and just asking
me loads of questions about Harvey. We then left the room for a second,
come back into the room and they're getting with each other.
I think Jazz is the only person that doesn't know you like her.
Yeah. Harvey's asking to go for a drink.
Personally I don't think Harvey would be the guy for you.
Obviously if Zeyno wasn't in the picture,
but unfortunately that's not how it works.
Poor Jack. Poor Jack?
Yeah, he's in love with you.
Ruby asked uh, Rez to be exclusive with her yesterday.
That's not what happened.
He has said that you're a cock block to Rez.
Sorry, I just don't want to really talk about this.
I don't want to do this.
You tell, told her comment after comment after comment after comment
that was negative towards me that's upset me.
He wants to get his wooden spoon out, stir the pot,
and sit back and watch the chaos unfold,
and he's done it so many times. No.
We're getting too old for this bullshit, it's just pathetic.
Let's go out. Wow.
She's pissed.
Cos it's not fair on either of us.
Harvey kissed me.
It's a big risk if I'm not 100%.
Bit scary.
I'm open to it if she is.
What the f...? Vanders. Mate.
I really cannot be arsed to argue with you any more.
It does help if you have somebody lined up
that's super hot with a big schlong.
MUSIC: Borderline by Adult Leisure
We are running away from Vanderpump, flying to New York.
See ya, Vanders.
Whoa! It's the Empire State there, can you see it?
Up. Boop, boop!
That's it, that's nice. That is sexy.
That's it and uh, yeah, exactly that. Oh, yeah.
Phwoar. Perfect, that's exactly what we're looking for. All right.
Ready to serve. Happy customers.
Oh, my God.
What a fun little day. Fun, right?
I saw an eel at one point. I saw.. Oh, my God.
No, that was Miles's willy. It wasn't an eel.
It was quite see-through in your shorts, to be fair.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey. Do not... Zeyno.
Not that I was looking! No, I just... Were you looking down there?
I think, anyway. You cannot be looking at that. I mean, you just
got to look around and it's just there in your face, like...
This is getting a bit weird this conversation.
It's going down a very different route.
Did you get a chance to talk to Jazz the other day?
Yeah, yeah, we actually sorted everything.
It's a shame she's not here today cos we're like,
yeah, really good now. That's good.
I think it's really good from her to respect.
It is hard to respect those boundaries and she respected yours,
which I think is, is really healthy. Yeah, I mean, the fact that
she respected that, and Harvey of all people, given all our history,
he couldn't respect that, I was a bit like, OK.
I just assumed that friends would be off bounds,
but I guess it's fair game for me to move on now as well.
Is that why you were looking at the eels in the lake?
No, that's not my point. I'm just saying, there's obviously a lot
of people here. Wait, I thought that was exactly your point, sorry.
No. Anyway, moving on.
Moving swiftly on. Miles, how are you?
Still single.
And ready to mingle.
Definitely not. OK, cool.
You're not? No, I'm ready to mingle,
but I think it has to be the right, the right thing.
What's your type at the moment?
My... My normal type is petite brunette.
Stop looking at me. Stop.
But I, I, I have had no luck
with petite brunettes, so I went to blondes.
Tall blondes. And then I, blondes didn't work, Jazz didn't work out.
Maybe you're going to die alone, to be honest.
MUSIC: On My Own by Extreme Music
This is Aries.
Look at her beans.
Is it a she? She. She's so gorgeous.
Do you want to say hello? Yes.
Here she... Ooh. Oh. Oh...Oh.
Wait, come on, give me a hug.
I, why do I...? BARKING
Ah, shit.
Oh, no.
We've been telling Aries what you've been up to, you see. Yeah.
Actually, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Oh, what have I done? What have I done?!
I, well, to be fair, Rez doesn't trust me any more.
He doesn't trust you any more?
Well, apparently, I've got a big mouth and...
Apparently! You know you do.
So apparently everything I said to you guys
somehow got repeated to Ruby.
Snippets. Somehow. Cheers. Sometimes when you open your mouth, Vanders,
things have to come out.
You guys got me in trouble.
So when you spoke to Ruby and Tristan was there,
did he like, pipe up, did he say anything?
No, every time we meet in a group circumstance,
me and him are arguing,
and it's just not nice for everyone else around.
I think it's, uh, a good idea that we finally just bury the hatchet.
What, you and Tristan?
Well, I just see I'm getting in the way of his
and Rez's friendship,
so I think I'm going to organise a boys' night.
Oh, yeah?
I have text Harvey and Tris already.
They haven't replied yet.
And I'm sure they will come.
Yeah, let's see. Fingers crossed.
I've invited Temps and Miles as well.
I was actually speaking to Miles the other day,
I mean, I don't know if he's just a flirty person,
but I mean, he asked me if I was single, but...
Mm. He did make a little comment as well,
he was like, "Bye, future girlfriend." I was like, "OK."
Oh, wow. Don't know, I don't know if we're on,
this is all jokey or is this something.
I don't... Who knows? I'm just single,
kind of just seeing what's, what's out there. Like...
You're, you're browsing.
I'm browsing. Seeing what... In the supermarket.
Mm. Going up and down the aisles.
She's in a dusty aisle.
Cobwebs over there.
Hey. Oh, my God! Not like that.
BARKING Aries didn't like that.
MUSIC: Glimpse by Future Islands
This one's speaking to you, yeah.
Mm-hm. It looks like...
It's sort of like acne. In a weird way.
If you were a piece of art,
you would be a five-year old's finger painting.
Angus. Angus.
I'm sorry, I'm meant to be building you up.
Politeness. Cos you're bringing your own piece of art.
I am. Are you not?
She's a beautiful piece of work, that. Is she? Amazing.
So, wait, her name is Beks.
Yeah. We were friends for probably three months,
and it blossomed into something a bit more beautiful.
Yeah? Had a little kiss, few kisses.
And is she sophisticated?
Yeah, she's classy. She, she's older, is she older?
I think she's a year older than me, she's 22.
Cougar. Mm-hm. Never do that again.
Annoyingly, she has kissed Harvey before.
Who hasn't? I think that was,
remember when Zeyno was talking about how she,
Harvey was getting with girls in front of her?
Was that her? Yeah. I'm nervous Harvey's going to be like,
"Freddy's going for my girls again."
With the whole Zeyno stuff.
Oh, I don't know. I feel like...
We already have that disrespect there.
I feel like he's got enough on his plate at the moment
so you should be OK.
Not that you should be stressed.
I'm not. Do you know what, cos we've been friends for so long,
it is just like... How, I've never...
It's how me and Jazz first started out, as friends.
So it was always quite comfortable.
And look how that ended. Look how that ended.
No, this, I'm a changed man.
I am actually a changed man.
Ah, hello.
Hello. Here she is.
How are you? You look great.
Thank you. Hi, I'm Angus.
Pleased to meet you. Lovely to meet you.
Mwah. I've heard a lot about you.
I know.
We've been discussing art, and we've established that... Yeah, we were.
And what have you been discussing?
That you are the best art piece in here. I agree. Yeah.
Definitely. So cheesy. Mm-hm. Are you into art?
I don't mean to boast, but I did get an A star in my art GCSE, so...
Oh, wow. Angus, why are we here?
Same here, yeah.
Who initiated the break out the friend zone?
I'd say it was a bit of both. I initiated the first kiss.
Yeah. But, I reckon it was just, I don't really know.
It just kind of happened.
Yeah, so what, other than going on dates with Freddy...
Yeah. ..what do you like doing?
Um, so I'm a yoga instructor at the moment.
That's cool. She likes horses. Yeah. Yeah. Got four horses at home.
Oh, my God, amazing. Bit of a horse hoarder,
but they're really left with my parents since I'm in London now.
Oh, no. I mean, you guys look really cute together.
Early days. It's early days. Been on a date. Yeah.
She's a good kisser, I'll give you that. We'll see what happens.
He banned me... I told him. Never do that again.
That's exactly what I said!
Never do that again. Fair play. Fair play.
MUSIC: Giddy Up by Ginger Root
You need to man the bar,
I'm just going to be over there, so if you need anything do shout.
Are you ready for me to make you millions here? One pint at a time.
One pint at a time. That's all it takes.
All right, bro, in a bit.
La-la-la-la-la, come bearing gifts.
It's a beautiful thing, sir.
Here you are. That's a very well poured pint, thank you.
Uh, you know what, it wasn't me that poured it, it was actually Jack.
Jack Taylor Jack? Jack Taylor. My teaching. His doing.
How's that going? He's on trial.
Mm. And I'm just, just giving him a, giving him a go,
putting him through his paces.
Did you just get a, a very bizarre text?
Oh, yeah. Did you get it as well?
From Sam. From Sam Vanderpump. Yeah.
Hey, Tristan, just want to see if you're around tomorrow night,
I want to get all the boys together for a dinner,
I think enough is enough with the animosity.
We don't have to be best friends, but if we could be civil,
and I'm sure it's in everyone's interest.
Yeah, great in theory, in practice...
Where were you fucking with this, where was this message
six months ago, do you know what I mean? Also, copy paste to me,
I was like, make a bit more effort. Is it exactly the same message?
Yeah, yeah. No, come on, that's a disrespect.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's disrespect. At least change something.
I'd be intrigued just to hear what he's got to say.
Mmm. Maybe we just go and hear him out,
cos I would like to put this animosity aside,
like, it's, it is boring now. Yeah, you've been,
you've guys have been at it for a while.
Been at it for years. Yeah. It's like the War of the Roses, mate.
It's been going on for forever.
So Rez is in New York with Ruby right now.
Yeah, we have read. Yes. Right, yeah. Yeah.
I don't know how it came about. It's quite a, it's like, quite a big...
It was a big thing. Big step.
I wonder how it's going, I'm so nosy.
Yeah, I'm so intrigued.
Why don't I Facetime him?
Oh! What time is it there?
Wait, wait. They're probably in the club.
Buddy. You all right?
Hi, sir. You all right? How are you?
I'm good, how are you? What time is it there?
It's about 6am, but you know me, Sammy boy,
I like getting up bright and early. Have a look at my view.
I can see the Empire State Building, barely.
You can. You can, it's there. I want to go up there with Ruby.
Oh, yeah, you're there with Ruby, right?
I am.
What's the, uh, sleeping arrangements?
The arrangements are cosy. They're cosy, mate.
So how romantic has the trip been?
To be honest, it wasn't as romantic as my dates that I had with Tina,
but it's getting there.
By the way I'm at, I'm at Lauren's.
Is Tina there with you?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tina. Hello.
Hi.
Oh, God, oh, this is awkward.
Isn't Ruby in the room behind you?
No, I've got the penthouse, so I thought, I'm on the balcony.
Ah, nice, nice. All right, well, buddy,
it's been nice chatting to you,
I hope you enjoy the rest of New York, and you better make it back
in time for my boys' dinner.
Don't worry, mate, I won't let you down.
Listen, stay out of trouble, all right. OK.
You've been in a bit too much trouble. Will do, will do.
See ya, mate.
Well, he gave nothing away. Yeah, that was...
He's very coy, isn't he?
OK, well, I guess we'll find out soon. Mm.
What the vibe was.
It's exciting.
Jacky boy. Are you finished for the day?
I have, finito, done.
Have a seat, my man, I'm sure you've earned it.
I am so tired.
First day on the job. I smashed it.
Well done. Easy.
Shall we address the elephant in the room?
You know, do you know with...?
So obviously... What do you know?
Jazz. Jazz, is it?
You've gone red. She's... No, I haven't.
You have. No, you're doing it, I'm smiling cos you're smiling.
You are currently going red. Soon as I mentioned Jazz's name.
Uh, yeah, maybe a little bit.
Um, I have a little thing for Jazz.
But little is kind of underplaying it.
You really like her. I, I, I like her, yeah, and I want to,
I want to, uh, potentially explore it.
Cos our friendship has been growing and growing,
especially recently, these last few months.
Like more and more, it's been going really well,
and I don't want to disrupt that. But also, as that's been growing,
my feelings towards her have also been growing.
So Miles told her at your drink party that you are in love with her.
That's, OK, that's ridiculous. No, it's not true.
I, I fancy her, yes. To, for, for her to then hear from Miles
that I love her... This is, honestly... ..that's.
OK, let's, let's break it down. Jazz, obviously,
very good-looking girl. What else is it that kind of...?
Gorgeous. Makes me laugh. Like, I think that's the thing, like,
I can speak to her for hours about nothing and everything
at the same time. She's intelligent, she's so smart.
Mate, she's my type 100%.
Wow. That's one of the highest praises I've ever heard.
Yeah.
She now knows. Yeah.
You should have a conversation with her and open up
and tell her exactly how you feel. You're a lovely guy,
you're emotionally intelligent, you're good looking.
I appreciate that. I think you need to have a little bit more faith
in yourself. Yeah. Back yourself a little bit.
It's not that I don't have faith in myself, it's more,
it's the fear that I'm trying to get over. But I've, I've gotten over
that fear now, and I do just want to say it to her. Um...
I, I, I could not put a fault on her.
MUSIC: Bon Bon by Fcukers
Vander. Hello, you all right?
I'm all right, where the hell are you?
Yeah, I missed my flight back so...
You're not even coming.
Yeah, and can you still tell Tris that I actually want
to sort things out with him, though.
Oh, right, so I'll just do it for you, shall I?
I can only apologise. This won't happen again.
I feel like I'm apologising a lot to you lately, though.
Well, thanks for letting me know, mate.
Sorry, mate.
You're looking glowing.
Thank you, it's all the salmon.
It's all the salmon.
Where have you been taking your glowing self these days, lady?
Well, I actually, funny story, I was actually just in New York.
Amazing. The Big Apple. Had a great time.
Lovely. Was there with... With an American hunk.
Mm! With... I'm nervous to tell you.
What? I don't know why. I was there with Rez.
What? We're turning back time on our face, not in our relationships.
We had a really nice time, Sophie. We went for dinners.
We went to the Rockefeller Center, we went shopping.
Mm-hm. The weather wasn't actually that great,
it was like raining the whole time. But it was like, is this...?
Because the city was crying, that's why.
Honestly, Mother Nature sometimes show you what's best. Why?
I kind of just want to settle down more so and like...
Yeah. ..have a family unit,
and there's definitely a romantic spark between us.
I know that he does love me,
and I feel like he does want to progress with me,
and I think, like, would I be stupid to not go in two feet to this.
But like, hasn't he been dating somebody else?
He was dating Tina.
How, how's the situation?
I don't, I don't think that they speak any more,
but they were sleeping with each other for a bit.
I think she'd go back there if she could, or he could. I don't know.
That doesn't really sound great, my love.
No, I know. I'm sorry, like, you're already...
No, I don't think he would go back there. Eeeee, but...
I don't think. I think she would be more inclined.
No. Nein. Because you deserve so much better.
But it does help if you have somebody lined up that's super-hot
with a big schlong.
This is nice.
Reza. Ah, the boy.
Ah. Hey, you all right? Hey, mate, how you doing?
You all right? Temps, long time mate. This is looking lovely.
Hey, mate, how you doing?
Rez, we got a round of whisky, boys.
This feels like a whisky kind of night. Well, cheers.
Cheers, cheers, cheers. Good to see you all.
Les yeux, mon frere. Oh, we're actually...
I can't do it with water, it's bad luck. It is bad luck.
Cheers. Cheers, cheers. How was, how was your trip to New York?
Yeah, you went to New York. Fuck, New York was pretty good.
We hadn't been like that with each other for a long time.
We just got along, no arguing. Nice.
Just going out having fun and just laughing.
That's great, mate. I would recommend it to any of you guys
if you're ever in these kind of positions,
which I imagine we've all been there before.
I'll call Maeva, see what she... Hey, yeah.
What? Recommend taking your ex to New York, was that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fine, yeah. So wait, Emily and Maeva, should we...?
They're both married now.
Are you inviting Liv or am I inviting Liv?
I've got a girlfriend, you can take her. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, so, wait, wait, so the outcome is, you've left New York,
you're back to your reality, I guess. Is there...?
We're back here, you know, there's no, we don't want to put
any pressure on anything. It's just we went there, we had a good time.
Same bedroom, separate bedrooms?
Same bed. Same bed.
Whoa. Same bed. Same bed. It felt like we were a coupe again.
Not necessarily like boyfriend and girlfriend,
but it just, I felt like there was an element of us
that we're back, you know?
Nice. Well done, man. Positive. Honestly. But the annoying thing is
I did actually just have to get a flight back early for this supper,
at the behest of Vanderpump's organisation.
Are we...? And we won't even get here on time.
Are we going to, are we going to wait for Vanders before we eat?
Well, actually, you know, this is going to sound really bad. Yeah.
And I apologise in advance, but he did call me
and he's not going to make the dinner. Wait, what? Um, yeah. So...
Cheque, please. So he's overdone it in Ibiza.
He may have overcooked it, I think.
I mean, why did, why do most boys miss flights?
Um, but he is really sorry,
he did specifically say please extend my apologies
to Tris, cos he wants to have a chat with you anyway.
And he was looking forward to having a chat with you.
But the problem I have with Vanders is we,
we're getting too old for this bullshit.
It's just pathetic. You know, and you know,
as much as it's Vanders and I at the moment,
it has over the years been... All of us. All of us.
Around this table, we've had...
And it's just getting a little bit tiring.
And, yeah, I know it looks really bad as his mate.
It's quite nice, I think, that's life. I was going to say.
Yeah, it's fine. Let's dig in then.
It's not the worst news.
How are you guys, though? I missed you.
We went for a swim.
Swimming yesterday.
We were swimming with Temps and Miles.
Miles. Yeah. Please don't tell me he was in a speedo
or anything like that. He actually wasn't.
So I was with Tina yesterday.
She said that at Freddy and Jack's party,
her and Miles were quite flirty.
He would like, said to her, "See you later, like, future girlfriend."
Like, there was a vibe.
Yes. I was there and it wasn't like...
What, it wasn't like that? Well, you were there, Jules.
I was there too. You were there as well.
I heard it. It was like, "Goodbye bestie. Goodbye, ex."
and then he said to Tina, "Goodbye, new girlfriend."
Yeah. Is that flirty or is that?
God, Miles is in hot demand. Jeez. She's pissed.
Jazz is like, I'm not even bothered.
Oh, ah.
Who's that? Jack?
Yeah, Jack's on his way.
Why is he coming? Yeah.
Miles basically told me like a flippant comment,
basically being like Jack's in love with you. And I was like, what?
And I didn't really process it.
I think he wants to say it, maybe.
Yeah. Oh, I just adore him.
He is cute. Can I be honest? He is so cute,
he's going to be sexy in like five years.
You need to wait five and it'll be good.
He's so nice. But he still has baby hair, you know.
I'm like you're going to regret it when he has a girlfriend
and you're going to be like, "Oh, my God."
No, but I feel like he's had a glow up.
Yeah, he has. Yeah. Correct me if I'm wrong, but he has.
He has. And he's only going to get sexier. Yes. And he's so nice too.
Yeah, he's really nice. I just, the only thing is Freddy and I, guys,
as you know, we're barely even speaking, we're barely friends.
I don't ever want it to get that way with Jack.
I don't think it would cos Jack's very different to Freddy.
I don't think Jack would do the things Freddy did to you.
And nice guys don't always finish last.
We went swimming yesterday. Yeah, we did, it's fun.
Open water swimming. Don't think we did much swimming,
we did a lot of jumping off of. Did lots of jumping.
Julia invited us with Zeyno. And was that fun?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, it was fun.
I actually thought there was chemistry between you and Zeyno.
I mean... Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Not that I need to say this. But I will anyway.
Yeah. I will never go for Zeyno.
We have worked so many years to get to this stage, us four,
and it's so lovely and I, I really don't want to mess that up,
so just... Well, mate, I appreciate that, that means a lot.
You must have your eyes on somebody. Who do you like?
I mean, like, I did have a bit of a flirt with Tina,
which was quite, quite innocent, quite fun. So Tina.
She is a cool girl, though. Tina's funny, she's cool.
She is funny, yeah. I've, cos I've never,
genuinely never seen Tina in that way.
From a man who's been in that position before,
your head may change.
Really? Yeah.
As in... Did with mine. She works, she, she warms up.
She's a slow burner. Slow burner.
You can be mates with her, nice girl,
but then you'll see her in a different light.
Yeah, I don't, I don't know. She's hot. Tina's cool.
Yeah, well, we'll see, we'll figure it out.
MUSIC: Cherry Pie by Fazerdaze
Oh, he's here. Hi, girlies. Hi!
Hello, hello. Hi. Hi, Jazzy.
OK, we'll leave you guys to it. Bye. Hey, girls.
I'll see you guys in a bit.
I'll be listening right over here. Bye.
Take your seat, Zeyno.
Hola. Hola. How was your shift yesterday?
Uh, it was good, actually.
Yeah? Genuinely, he put me through my paces. Did he?
Definitely. I had a conversation with Tristan.
He said that Miles came up to you.
Mm. And said the words that Jack, me, that I love you.
Which, sorry, that came out of nowhere.
Yeah. Um, and we know we've gotten close in the last couple months.
Mm-hm. Like we were, we were friends
but that was kind of it, like surface level,
and in the last few months I've been getting to know you more and more,
and I see that you're, you're both special inside and out. Um...
Jack. Don't, don't do that to me!
Ah. Um, and I'd regret it for a long, long time
if I didn't at least say it to you,
cos I've been wanting to say it, I needed to say it to you. Um...
So, like what...?
Uh, yeah, uh, yeah, still haven't really said the words. No.
Yeah, OK, so I like you and more than a friend in my eyes.
OK.
For me, I've never really even imagined that thought,
only because there's like, so much at stake.
Cos we do, we hang out and, like, I really, really like you.
Go on. Now I just feel awkward around you.
No, I know, I know, and this is why I've been fearful.
Like, I'm never awkward around you and now I just feel very awkward.
I know, and that's why I feel a bit like...
I'm awkward as well here. Um, but I know I needed to say something
cos it's not fair on either of us if I was to continue the friendship
withholding this from you.
I would like to go on a date, just to see where it goes.
No? Just, look, we don't even have to call it a date,
just a hang out one on one.
OK, so we're hanging out?
Yeah, we're hanging out. We can call it a date, maybe.
We'll call it a date.
Mm.
MUSIC: We Don't Care About That by The Bug Club
Shall we race? Come on, then.
Guys.
Whee.
Oh, my God. Guys.
We made it. I need to go back into the gym,
I can't... Can't breathe. Temps, guys.
The old boy's still got it. I'm... Thought you were an athlete.
I'll get you next time. What a day for it. It's so nice.
Maybe I'll be able to find myself a man over here. No, I doubt it.
Not running like that.
I suggest not running. Put your, put your shades on,
get a coffee and just walk.
Guys, I look good when I run, OK?
Um, I'm so curious, how did the dinner party go? Yeah. Oh, my God.
With all the boys. Well, Vanders didn't even show up
to his own dinner party. I can't say...
Missed his flight in Ibiza. But he is throwing another party
to make up for it tomorrow, so... Oh, well. Only Vanders.
You're all welcome, come and help defuse the uh, the situations.
Um, Jazz, what happened with Jack when we left?
Oh, guys, it was really sweet.
He was basically like, "You're special inside and out."
Ah. Like, "I want to take you out." It was like very sweet.
That's sweet. So sweet. Yeah, really sweet.
So I said that I'd be open to hang out, but I don't know if,
I don't know if I can fully date him,
because there's a lot on the line.
Do you know what I mean?
I don't know what I want right now in terms of like
this is a friendship that I really cherish,
and I don't want to lose Jack out of my life.
I feel like you and Jack are like platonic soulmates.
Like, there's so much love there,
but I don't know if it would ever go past friendship.
It's, it's a big risk if I'm not 100%
and I don't want to, you know, later down the line hurt him.
So nice to see you again.
Yeah. Honestly, I just want to, just see you every day at this point.
Lucky you. I know. How many dates are we on now, two?
I don't know, two, three? So two or three.
It depends what you count. It's quite a lot in a week, to be fair.
Yeah. Literally in the space of one week.
And also this weekend we got...
Yeah. ..another one.
You can't get rid of me.
Oh, for God's sake, what am I going to do? Shit.
He's obsessed. Honestly.
Just want to hang out with you.
Ah, Beks, I want to hang out with you. Hello, little lovebirds.
Hello. Hello, Jack.
Ooh, I love it. How are you? Hello, Beks.
I'm good, you look nice. Thank you. Freddy. Always.
You look, you look good, bro. Hey, look. Listen,
I feel like I can dress around, how I want around Beks nowadays.
I love this. He hasn't seen us like hang out.
I know, I was thinking that.
Friends to lovers. Oh, I love love. I'm so giddy.
You do give me those vibes.
I love it. I finally did it, I talked to Jazz.
Told her how I feel, and I got a date.
She was a bit, she was a bit wary, because she said, like,
"I've, you know, dated friends before," like,
aka you, "and it didn't go so well." So she's a bit...
I feel like you're making me into like a bad person to date, Jack.
No... No, you're great. Yeah, thank you.
You're a green flag now. Yeah. Erm, and then she finally said OK.
Wait, this is so exciting - Jack has a date. Yes.
I think it's really cute.
Yeah. Aw, we can double-date. I'm kind of here for it.
We could double-date. Yeah. Let's just...
Let me get the first date done... Yeah.
..and it go really, really well, and then we will. Yeah.
Are you coming to Vanderpump's party tomorrow?
Yeah. You're definitely coming. You're going to be my plus one.
Yeah. You've got to meet the group.
I mean, yeah, I haven't seen, like,
Zeyno since, well, Harvey kissed me.
Yeah. What happened with that night with Harvey?
Yeah. I mean, we weren't doing it in front of the girls, like,
"Oh, let's kiss in front of everyone."
He just kind of looked at me and he was like,
"Oh, I really want to kiss you," so...
I swear that's Harvey's intention, though, just to piss off Zeyno.
Yeah. No, I didn't... We didn't... No, we didn't.
We really didn't know that she was there.
Oh, right. Erm, and then like, he obviously like,
leant in to kiss me, and the second that he goes to kiss me,
Julia like storms past, like literally stomping, like.
I felt like I'd been caught by the head teacher.
Might be like a bit, you know, awkward vibes at the start.
I mean, I'll just see, like, I'll see what the vibes are like.
I'm sure it'll be fine. How they are with me. Get a drink down you.
They'll be fine. Then kiss Harvey again.
Yeah, please, don't.
THEY LAUGH
So how was the trip?
It was so fun, just a little, quick trip. Guess who was there?
Vanderpump. Vanderpump.
I know because I saw him. He was posting you all the time.
Yeah. So nice to see him, obviously like.
Yeah. Just had a good time with him. But weirdly, like,
Rez messaged him, getting all annoyed like...
What? Oh, yeah. About what?
That... I don't know. That I was with him, I guess.
Like, Vanders wouldn't really tell me.
What, while he's in New York with Ruby? Exactly!
Like, you should be enjoying your time.
Why are you worrying about my time or like...?
Maybe he wasn't enjoying his time.
Well, actually, I'm very curious to see how he is around you now,
knowing what I know.
Yeah, I mean, I don't think I'll bring it up with him, like.
I don't...I don't get him.
Anyway. I had a girls' night the other night. Yeah.
Oh, look who it is. There you go.
Oh, hello.
Ah. Look who it is. Hi, girls. Hello, Rez.
You've popped the champagne for me, Lauren.
Just for you. Good to see you.
Welcome back, babe. How are you?
Don't get up, don't worry. No, I won't.
I don't deserve that, do I?
No. I'm going to plonk here.
Ah! Ah, scones. Where's the cream, Lauren?
How was New York?
New York was good. I think you'd like New York.
We missed the weather, though. I think it was sunny back here.
No, no weather chat. We don't want to know about the weather.
How was it with Ruby?
It was good, it was fun. Had...
I was working out there and it was really fun.
Can we have a little bit more than that?
Was it not like a trip, though, of you guys, like,
going to make this work or not?
It was to go there and have fun.
And did you have fun? And did you have fun?
Yeah, we had fun. It was a fun trip. Fun.
So what have you guys been up to? Tina, where's your tan?
You were abroad. I was only there for a quick trip, you know, Rez.
And most of it was spent in the dark with Vanders.
No. Erm...
Yeah, he probably just thought that was more fun than coming back
and having dinner, so...
How did the boys take him not being there?
Not very well. So you didn't have fun?
I wouldn't say I had fun, no. No.
Miles said he was intrigued by old T-Dog over here.
Oh, really? Was he? I naturally... Oh, and the tables have turned!
Well, here's the thing, something also you should know is,
I obviously shut that down, being like, "Tina's way too good for you
"so I wouldn't go there, Miles." Reza.
Rez, you're enjoying your time with Ruby - let me date someone.
Why? I'm joking. Obviously, I didn't say that.
How does that make you feel?
I'm intrigued. Like, I'm intrigued by him.
I think I was quite,
as I said, I was quite surprised by our conversation,
because we haven't really spoken, so, yeah, I would be,
definitely be open to, like...seeing that. Yeah. Sure.
You all right, Tris?
How you doing, Vanders? You all right?
Yeah, not bad. Welcome back.
Thank you. Erm, yeah, I owe you a little bit of
an apology. Got a beer for you. Ah, you got me a beer.
Thank you very much. Erm, cheers, I guess.
Cheers.
Erm, apologies for the other day.
I understand everyone was a little bit annoyed with me
sort of not being there last-minute,
but I did also think it would just be good
to put everyone in one room
because I think we were all just bored of
a situation that's been lingering between you and I. Yeah.
You know I'm not saying here, you know,
"Let's be best mates tomorrow,"
but I'm saying if we can at least be civil in a group situation.
Where I'm struggling with you and I and this constant back-and-forth
is that I feel that the opinions you've drawn
and kind of like have made very public about me,
to me, kind of in groups,
I feel like are very one-sided, like you've, you know,
heard someone's side of the story,
not necessarily mine, and you kind of run with it.
I've been like, "Fuckin' hell,
"can I not catch a break with this guy?"
Like, I feel like anything I do is, is like...
And, yeah, absolutely, I have...
I am in the wrong in some of those situations,
but I'm not always and only in the wrong.
I'll just put it from this side.
It's... Probably my best trait is my character
and also probably my worst traits are,
one, I'm very, very, very loyal as a friend.
Secondly, I have a very big mouth, unfortunately,
that...with no bloody filter. I know.
And that gets me in rouble.
But that... We both have that.
But it's also very, very strong.
You know, it's also one of my great traits, so...
My characteristics are that I am incredibly loyal,
and also I've got a big mouth, so those...
There's... Somewhere in the middle there, there should be
some sort of understanding of each other.
It's just got so messy and so ugly and, like, originally,
I thought you and I was the reason why Rez and I
are not that close any more, but I don't know.
I mean, look, yeah,
I don't really want to talk about Rez,
because I've been pissing him off a lot lately,
so the going away and missing the dinner
and bringing up the Ruby situation
and then, while I was away, I bumped into Tina as well,
posted a video of her, and that annoyed him, so...
Why is Rez getting frustrated about you posting Tina
if he's in New York with Rubes?
Erm...
I don't know. Erm, look, yeah.
I mean, I think the main goal of here, right now,
was for us to agree to be civil. Yep.
Let's try not to go at each other's throats.
So tomorrow I'm having a party. Er, come along, let's...
Let's put this to the test. Let's put this to the test.
We'll be civil in a group situation. Let's, yeah, let's...
You know it's going to be...
You're going to know everyone there.
Thank you. I'd like to. There you go.
I was planning on rocking up anyway. Oh, great. Oh...
No, let's be civil, you're right.
I was going to have Freddy on the door
cos he likes to kick people out, doesn't he?
But, like I say, I really cannot be arsed to argue with you any more.
I... Yeah, I... It's pointless. I agree.
This is actually quite pleasant.
I agree, I agree, I agree.
Do we...do we hug?
Cheers. That was a... It was a joke, but, yeah.
That'll do.
Sorry, but can you do that?
How's Vanders managed to sort out a contortionist? I don't know.
I mean, bizarre. Bizarre.
But also quite impressive.
Yeah, I mean I've never seen one before.
How was your little trip to New York?
I had a really nice time. I can't speak for Rez.
but I think we... It sounds like he had a really nice time.
Yeah. Yeah, he sounded very like apprec...
Cos, obviously, I saw him at this dinner that he or Vanders organised
and he was saying you guys, you know,
it was the first time you'd spent some actual quality time together
for a long time. Yeah. Nice. It's a good step. Yeah.
Good step in the right direction. Bit scary. I think.
It's weird - I feel like I'm more your friend
than I am Rez's these days. I feel the same.
Well, as in, like, I feel you're more my friend than Rez's.
Yeah. So when I was having a drink with Vanders yesterday,
basically, Rez got really annoyed at Vanders
for hanging out with Tina when they were on holiday together, when...
So he messaged him when you guys were in New York together,
so he saw that they were together in Ibiza
and basically sent him a message saying, "Don't hang out with Tina.
"What the fuck are you doing? Why are you posting on socials?" That kind of thing.
Did he? I didn't actually know that he messaged Vanderpump that.
He did make a comment to me when we were away, which was...
"Do you think Vanderpump would get with Tina?"
And I was like, "I don't know, and I also don't really care,"
like, "Why are you bothered, Rez?" Tina's the least of your worries.
We were trying to set Miles up with Tina at this dinner,
and he did seem a bit... He kept reminding everyone,
he was like, "Oh, yeah, that's my ex, you know. I've been there."
There seems to be a little bit of a Tina thing there,
a bit of a protection thing. There is a Tina thing there.
There is something there. Yeah, I think I was beginning
to think Vanders was like, "Rez is pissed off with me."
They're so close, I feel like it would take quite a lot for Rez
to get pissed off with Vanderpump,
which makes me think that it obviously has really annoyed him.
And he's also with me, so shouldn't that have been the priority
rather than messaging Vanderpump about Tina?
I don't know if you've seen who's here, but Beks Collins -
she's here with Freddy. Oh, that's funny.
Cos they're quite smitten,
but, obviously, I know there's a bit of history between you
and Beks and there was a kiss or two. Yeah.
Er, how do you feel about that? Pfft, I don't know, to be honest.
Er, we have been speaking though, a little bit.
You and Beks have been texting? You've been talking a bit?
Yeah, I was going to ask when her and Fred had started whatevering...
I'd say it's been about a week.
We were talking about going on a drink night, you know,
a few days ago. Oh, so... Oh, OK that...that would be...
Oh, my God, the plot thickens.
That will be interesting. Are you going to...
Are you still going to try and go for these drinks?
I mean I'm open to it if she is, yeah.
I mean, look, she's cute and we were chatting a few days ago so
it's a nice surprise.
Ah, Miss Saunders. Hello. Hello.
How are we? How are ya? Mwah. Good, how are you?
Good. How did Jack do on his little work shift?
He did well, he pulled a great pint.
That's good. A good attitude and then, you know, that's all you need.
Very nice. Yeah.
Right, well, I'm going to leave you guys,
have a little flirt, whatever it is you do.
Thank you, future boss.
Au revoir.
I haven't seen you since...
The night out that you crashed. Since the night out that I crashed.
Crashed pretty well.
Yeah, it was smooth.
I'm glad I did it, I'm very glad I did it.
Actually telling you how I feel personally,
that was the nerve-racking bit.
Yeah, as long as I know that,
no matter what happens, we still are Jazz and Jack.
Yeah, no matter what, the friendship's going to be fine.
OK. I'm not Freddy.
I'm not really wearing a black tie but...
I was going to say, you went with a bow.
This, er... This is the French in me,
I had to French it up a little bit.
OK, little bit different, I like it.
How are you?
Yeah, I mean, there's obviously some people here who
I'm not, like, that fond of. Oh, no, who?
Little Miss Beks over there,
she's actually the girl who got
with Harvey in front of me, you know,
that thing that happened a while ago?
Oh, yeah, I've heard about this. Whatever, she can do what she wants.
But I probably won't be the best of friends with someone like that.
That's understandable, I get that.
A few rumours that I feel like we need to establish. A few rumours?
I heard on the grapevine that apparently everyone's, like, saying
to you that I really fancy you or, like, really like you, or something.
I'm like, "Where has this all come from?"
Like, we've hung out once, and I'm like... I don't know, you tell me.
Listen, I don't know you well enough to be like,
"Oh, yeah, I fancy you,"
cos it was, like, the first time I actually met you.
You're allowed to fancy someone without knowing them.
But that's more... OK, fine.
There's different ways of saying you fancy someone.
So, what is your view on me?
I don't really know you. OK. You're just good looking.
Oh, thank you, that's very kind.
But you're also really sweet, you seem really nice.
I just don't know you well enough to sus you out just yet.
What about you?
Well, look, you're obviously very gorgeous
but I guess I think with Harvey being involved,
I couldn't do that to him.
I actually respect you for saying that, because there's not a lot
of people who would respect their friends' relationships like that.
Is that making you like me more? Want to go for it even more? No!
God, he's loyal as well, damn.
I'm ticking all the boxes.
Hi, guys. Oh, hey. Hi. Hi, I hope I'm not interrupting.
No, not at all. Not at all. How are you?
I'm good, you look nice. Thank you, you too.
How are you anyway? Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
Are we...? Are we...?
We're cool, we're good, we're good, we're good. Good, fine.
How are you, Miles?
Hey, I'm good, I'm enjoying the party,
I'm the only one not really wearing a black tie right now but...
Yeah, but we got the nice little scarf going on.
Do you like it? I like it.
Thank you. It's very French.
No? French, wow. No-one's said that.
Pulling out the French side. Go on, give us some French. Oh, my God.
Give some French? Give us some French.
What French do you want? I don't know, you tell me. Go on.
Tu es tres belle. Yeah? What does it mean?
You're very beautiful. Aww, OK, OK. I like that.
There you go. OK. I think this is my cue to leave, guys.
I'm, like, not listening to the French.
I'm kind going to go drink my drink. Bye, guys.
See you around. Bye.
So, I've been hearing a couple things.
What have you been hearing? I don't know, what have you been saying?
I've not been saying anything. Er, no? No, not at all. Nothing?
I keep myself to myself. Oh, really? Mm. Mm.
Who's said what, first of all?
I want to know who this came from?
I saw Rez yesterday.
Mm, OK, that makes sense.
Yeah? OK, what did Rez say?
He said that Miles may have his eye.
OK.
I've never seen you look at me like this.
What? You're like, yeah. Are you feeling the eyes?
I'm feeling the eyes, yeah. You're, you're giving the eyes. Yeah.
I mean, look, I dressed up for you, Miles.
Did you? Why do you think I wore this dress?
I mean it is a very, very lovely dress.
Well, why not? Is it silk? I'm wearing silk.
OK. Very easy to take off, by the way, it just drops.
Are you asking me to do it?
I mean, whenever there is a right time to take off
a silk shirt and a silk dress, I'm sure...
We'll find it. ..we'll be quite good at that.
OK, well, I'm down, let's go out.
Let's go out? Let's go out.
Are you asking me out? I'm asking you out.
Wow, you know what, I actually quite like that. OK, cheers to our...
Done. Well, to our date.
Our date. Cheers.
Oh, we'd better not make anyone jealous.
Who are we going to make jealous? Rez.
Oh, do we care?
No. Yeah.
What were Sophie's thoughts on this?
She doesn't have the nicest things to say.
She said that the city...
Hey, guys. Mr Amiri-Garroussi.
You look lovely.
Thanks.
What's with that frost?
No, it's just annoying that you're, like, really pissed off. With?
That Vanderpump's hanging out so much with Tina.
Apparently, you're, like, bombarding his phone with messages about it.
What? I mean, I'm the messenger here.
Basically, I caught up with Vanders yesterday just to try and... Yeah.
And he was like, "Listen, I don't want to say anything too much
"because obviously you've already pissed off Rez
"cos he's upset that I was hanging out
"with Tina in whatever holiday place they were in."
What on earth? Vanders... Vanders just... His mouth.
This was someone that you were, like, recently intimate
with yet you're still blowing up Vanderpump's phone
and worried about what they're doing when
the focus should be you and I away.
I think he's probably misconstruing something.
But misconstruing what? I literally messaged...
Hey, guys. Fucking hell.
Everyone enjoying the party?
No. Oh?
I may have landed you in it by accident, sorry.
Tris said that you said I'm pissed off with you
because you've been hanging out with Tina.
Um...
Sam did caveat by saying I don't
want to piss off Rez even more than I have already.
That's good, that makes it all better. By saying things that...
No, I think the context, right,
was I just listed all
the stuff why you were pissed off with me and I said,
"Rightfully so," you know? And was Tina in that list?
What's the Tina stuff.
Was Tina in that list of things that
Rez was being pissed off at you for?
Well, I did list that. That was on the list.
Yeah, that was on the list.
Why was Tina on the list?
I mean...
What are you talking about?
Wait, what? I mean, I don't, know what you want me to say.
It's more like what you're not saying. I've...
I mean, I don't think this is...
How can you be pissed off at Vanders hanging out
with Tina when we're in New York? Why does it bother you?
Wait, what are you...? Hold on, hold on, what are you referring to?
What are you...? Is there any more olives anywhere?
What the f-...? Vanders, mate, Jesus Christ, seriously?
I thought. Vanders, for whatever reason,
thought you were pissed off for him hanging out with Tina.
Were you or were you not? Did you think that? No, he didn't, because we FaceTimed the next day.
Well, clearly you did cos that's what you told me.
You said I don't want to piss off... Well, yeah, I mean, I guess that's what I thought.
I thought it was... I actually think it's...
I would understand why he would be pissed off. I'm not saying you are.
You know, even though he's not interested, he's probably -
I believe he's not interested
and he only thinks about you, I do believe that -
it shouldn't have slipped out like that to him,
but I was just saying, I understand why you're angry at me
because I'd also be angry in the same situation.
You've misconstrued the situation
cos I equally said I don't care about that.
But I think that's unfair to blame me for misconstruing.
And you keep doing that, Vanders, I'm not going to lie.
Because... You keep doing that. Like, it's thing after thing.
Mate, you're laughing. Why are you laughing? I, er...
No, fuck this, I can't be arsed.
I just...
Sorry, Rubes.
I do quite fancy Beks,
so am I going to not pursue that cos of Fred? No.
It is, like, really early days with Freddy right now and,
I don't know, he puts in a lot of effort with me,
and I think that's really lovely.
I'll up the ante if I have to.
Uh, I'm also having a date night.
I like Tina, she's...a good girl.
I call it a week.
And this is what upset me, is that I heard that you laughed.
I've said it.
If you've nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Well, I can say what I want. Don't try me today!
Fuck off! Don't give me shit!
Risking a friendship is a really big thing for me.
As long as I know that you're willing to give it a go.
Jazz, are there still feelings there?
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