This programme contains strong language
I don't think about Vanderpump or Rez. They can worry about me.
You quite easily... It's not true. We're not mates any more.
And, actually, I'm not happy not being your mate.
Do you know what? I'm surrounding myself with people in places
that I want to spend more time with.
But, right now, we haven't got a friendship.
There's no point having this chat.
You were not in your bed. A certain Mr Armstrong.
It is better we try and stay friends.
This, for me, is like I'm done.
Something needs to be resolved within the friendship.
You guys need to sort something out because it's just not fair on you.
The guy likes you - a lot - and it doesn't work.
It will never work for him.
I don't give a flying F what people think about me and that situation.
She's a bored housewife, at the moment.
She just wants to stick her nose into everything.
If you walked away now, I'd be devastated.
Oh, my God, Oliver, you look incredible!
You're amazing. However, you're going to get screwed.
Love of my life. Wow, I didn't expect you to say that.
Don't start making me cry.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner.
I'm just exhausted.
Unfortunately, he's just insufferable
and I can't bear to be around him.
I haven't felt this far away from my brother in years.
Kiss me again, boy, you're going to see what happens.
# I've got to keep on moving
# I can't stop Don't wanna get off. #
Hello, cutie. Ooh, I'm spilling coffee.
Well, I've got your coffee. Just how you like it.
Oh, my God, you're so cute. Sweet and milky - just like me.
That is just like you. No. It is.
Rugged and handsome, actually.
How are you? I'm good. Yeah? Did you sleep well? I did, did you?
Mmm. Mmm. I've got a very exciting surprise downstairs for you
when you're ready. Oh, my God, what is it? I can't tell you.
It's a surprise. I know you'll like it. though. I do love surprises.
Get ready, come downstairs. OK, fine. I'll be down in ten.
Keep on moving, I can't stop.
# Never enough
# I've got to keep on moving
# I can't stop Don't wanna to get off. #
So you've been stealing my man away from me? I haven't.
Very unhappy about it. Golf has been stealing my man from me.
Yeah, but I, you know, I used to be your date at like events
and parties, and now it's like Abby, Abby, Abby.
That's what having a girlfriend is, mate. All right! All right.
# So I'm running from the enemy Chasing what's ahead of me
# All I know I've got to keep on moving. #
Jules!
Ah! Oh, my God, this is... I got you a little present. Now...
Wait, this is so exciting.
So, obviously, I know you like your juices in the morning.
I do.
And now Prime has delivered
a juicer! Oh, my God! That's so cute.
Good. Aw!
Mwah! I love it.
My absolute pleasure. I thought staying here a lot...
Yeah. I want you to be comfortable. Mmm. A lot, actually.
I know. And I'm not complaining. Obviously. you're not.
DOORBELL RINGS That must be Ruby.
Oh, my God! Little rubes.
Hey! Hello, rubes.
Oh, my God. How are you? Come on in. Jules is here. Thanks for having me.
Welcome to the...I would say bachelor pad,
but not really any more. It's really cool, actually.
Not any... Hi. Hi. Not any more. How are you?
I've missed you. I've missed both of you.
I mean, you're here all the time. I am. I actually am now.
Do you have a key? I think I should get a key.
You reckon? Yeah. Just let yourself in.
No. You've got a juicer now, so...
Yeah. I was going to say I just saw that coming in. What's that?
He got me a juicer. I know. So you can make your juices
in the morning? It's like the little things.
No, no, it's so you can make us juices in the morning.
You should just get a toothbrush. I know, I should.
I feel like... I feel like I should have a drawer, as well, now.
What about like a make-up...? Why don't you just...?
Yes. Pyjamas? Yes.
Let's just pump the brakes for a second here. We're limited on space.
You can have a toothbrush for now. Oh. OK, fine.
Maybe we can make some space... I've seen that walk-in wardrobe.
There is a lot of room. I've seen it. There's a lot of room.
No, I feel like, you know, life's pretty positive right now.
It is positive. I feel like it's sort of mainly positive.
Mainly positive. A few things that maybe aren't as positive
as they could be. Rez? Yeah, Rez.
Um... We did have a...
a not so positive conversation at this launch.
But, afterwards, you know, I did actually get a cute little text.
I know I heard about that. He sent me a photograph of us...
My God! ..looking very sweet, you know,
and we had a bit of back and forth, basically, which has put
it in a much more positive, you know, approachable place.
And I feel like... Finally, I feel like he's ready to meet me halfway,
and I'm certainly ready to apologise and meet him halfway.
This is what I like to hear. And this is progress.
It's taken so long to get here, but... I know. Like nearly a year.
Yeah. A long time. It hasn't really been the same since Australia.
No, I don't think it has.
It's been the majority of this year, basically. Yeah.
But... If ever there was a time to fix it... It's now.
It's now.
Please. Please.
# Don't fix me
# And I can't make you feel any better
# No, I can't make you make any sense
# I don't know how I can control it. #
This is lovely. Like, honestly, I've never seen him happier.
So if you're happy, I'm happy. You're blushing.
You're going all red. Am I? Yeah. I think it's just hot.
It's hot, innit?
So how long has it been now?
About four months. It is.
Four months? We're going into five, I think.
My God. I was getting a bit worried. Don't tempt fate.
I was... I was getting worried. Really?
He's getting on a bit and I was like, oh, God, here we go.
When is it going to happen? But in the same vein,
that means there's still time for you.
I'd love to be sat around here with two lovely ladies.
No, I'm happy that you guys are in this place.
It makes me very happy to see him like this.
Well, you can have him all to yourself.
I'm going to go. I've got a shoot. Love you.
You've got a shoot?
See you later. Bye. BOTH: Mwah!
She's great. She's... She's everything and more -
for you. Don't start making me cry.
I'm just saying.
Yeah.
It works. It's nice.
I think when you know, there's no point in waiting around.
Lock it down. Lock it down. I mean, it's you.
Now Tristan's got his, you know, his girl.
And I'm just, er, on the sidelines
waiting to be pitched in.
No, I know you make it into a joke, but how would you actually
feel about it? Like with Jazz,
I guess I was kind of looking for some sort of sign
whilst we were dating. I'm like, "Oh, yeah, I really like her."
And I just couldn't quite get there.
I genuinely think what's meant to be will be.
Yeah. And you've just got to ride that wave, and it's a nice feeling.
Yeah, it's a nice feeling.
And I can sit on my high horse cos I've got a girlfriend.
Yeah, I know. Here we go.
I've had to put up with your advice for years. I know!
# Lucky Charms and fake IDs We made a blood pact
# Was 17, so guess that I can't hold you to that
# Your silence kills with film posters all round your room. #
Hi, Jack. Hello, mate. I'm sorry, I don't have much time.
So I got your text, but I have to have to go soon.
It's all right. Um, yeah, I just wanted to...
I wanted to have a quick conversation
because I spoke to Jazz the other day.
She seemed quite upset.
She told me that you guys had a conversation.
Conversation, if you can call it that.
You insulted her and you made her cry,
and I just wanted to know, first of all, why -
how is that even come about?
I think she's not.... She's not friends with you
for the good reasons.
I think she knows that you've still got feelings for her.
Am I wrong? Do you still got feelings for her?
I'm not oblivious. I know the situation between us.
But people don't believe me when I say I'm happy being friends,
that every single day those feelings of something more is going away.
What you've done is childish. I don't know why you've...
You like.... It's like you like doing it, Maeva, I don't get it.
What I've done is childish? Yes! I did that for you, because...
Because you're like... You're like my little brother, as well.
And I want...I want you...
I don't want you to be hurt. You treat me like a little puppy.
No, I don't. I really don't, Jack.
Because I actually think... And how many times I said
to you that I'm so proud of you and how good you are
with everything? And I love your personality.
I love your feelings - how... I love how emotional you are.
However, you're going to get screwed.
I don't appreciate it whatsoever.
You do not go to my friend and attack her and make her cry.
I want Jazz in my life.
So if you could just back off.
You're not my mum. You're not even really my sister, at the moment.
You're not acting like it. You say I'm your brother -
this is not what family does. You don't do that.
You come talk to me first.
You know what? I don't have time for that now.
I really hope she's worth it.
It's just fucking pathetic.
I must say, you are looking radiant.
You're like a vintage Bentley.
Like everyone knows when you've arrived. Vintage?
That makes me sound like I've aged.
Um, I'll take that all as a compliment. Thank you.
Um, and thank you for coming to my launch the other night.
I don't know where you were, Harvey.
I was actually practising at home with your new product.
That's weird, because it's for women. Is that not the new range?
Well, Harvey has a tendency to practise a lot of things
on his own. I don't... I don't want to know.
But I have heard. Sorry, no, I was, I was busy.
Um, how is it all going? It was good, I think.
Yeah? Um, I heard you had a run-in with Chris.
How did that go? I did, but, um, it was the catalyst to us actually
having a chat over text.
Yeah. I'm hoping we can try and move forward from it, but I don't know
what will happen, so we'll see. I'm sure you can. You definitely can,
because I'm going to put my foot down on this one.
I'm going to force you together with a beer in hand
because I need it. It's sad over at HQ, actually.
Who are you dating? No-one. No, just my business.
That's about it. And what...?
I thought you had something vaguely going on with someone or...
Zeyno, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
So it's definitely been a bit of a, like, rocky ride with...
And it's one of those things that it's never you're never going to go
get back together or anything like that?
I've kind of come to like clarity recently, where I just know
that I need to just take a step back, in a way.
But it's like it just seems like whenever we're together,
we just end up together.
Yeah. Can I ask you something? Yeah.
Do you think because of, um...
..Emily being now engaged and pregnant and everything,
that it makes you feel slightly - not weaker, but more inclined to
want to give something a second go with Zeyno?
It's definitely that pressure. Like, not even just Emily.
Like, you look around, everyone's getting engaged, married,
like, pregnant. It's mental.
I eventually want that. But like... But it's not, it's not...
I'm not allowing it to cloud me. OK, good. Um...
It's so easy. I mean, it's easier said than done,
but I wouldn't want you to put yourself in a position
where you're doing something
you know doesn't feel fully right. Hmm.
Because you'll end up just going through the same thing again.
You know Ollie and Gareth want me to, like, I think, wear a kilt to...
Of course they do. Yeah, I know.
You know, you don't wear any pants under them?
Is it called a ceilidh?
Close. Are you half Scottish?
I'm a quarter Scottish. You have to wear a kilt.
Oh! Damn it! You just walked straight into that.
I do, haven't I? Oh. Hello, boys.
Hello. Hello, are you all right? Hi. How are you?
Good. I didn't know you wore glasses. Oh, no, no.
I ran out of lenses. How are we?
Very good. Very well. Yeah. Yeah?
Um, no, I just wanted to catch up with you, really,
since... Yeah? You know, I haven't really...
I saw you briefly at the event the other night, but I haven't seen
you since you came round, so I just wanted to see how you are.
Yeah. Good. Um...
But, yeah, I just... I hope we're like OK.
Yeah. On good terms. Yeah.
I really do want us to be OK, but I've just heard a few things
that I kind of want to clear up with you - through Jack.
And I thought you understood me when, you know, I kind of explained
like Jack has said that he's fine with the friendship. Yep.
And, you know, there's... It needs to come...
I don't feel like I'm doing anything wrong because he's... We've had
those conversations where he's been fine with it.
And then Jack just, you know, told me that all of you boys
had an issue and I was like, well, I don't care
what anyone else thinks. We don't have an issue.
Well, look, at the end of the day... You have an opinion.
Basically, what we were trying to tell Jack is to be honest
with you about how he actually really feels.
Have you and Jack had that conversation?
Well, the whole conversation with Jack and I got rather distracted.
I mean, he said that he was perfectly happy with the friendship,
but that whole thing got distracted because I had a lovely chat
with Maeva the other day, because she, weirdly, had the same
opinions as you. But then she decided to come to me about it,
which I respect because no-one else has,
but then being very disrespectful and nasty. Yeah, but,
my... I've never... I don't care what you and Jack do. Be friends,
do what you have to do. Just being completely honest with you,
Jack is really into you.
# You turn the airlock on
# Forget me and I'm gone
# I'm slipping No, no, no, no, no
# Water running down my face Water running different ways
# Water like a billion waves. Water, just a tear in space. #
Don't get on with English people.
They don't listen to me, they don't get me.
Talking to a wall.
Maeva. I am... But you, you same thing.
You don't get me when I talk to you. It's like talking to you...
Rude on a date night.
I'm just a bit upset about something.
The Jack thing? Yeah, I'm just preoccupied, right now, in my head.
He was just annoyed with the fact that I...
He felt that I attacked Jazz...
So he's defending Jazz? ..when I saw her. He's doubling down on Jazz?
Well, yeah, obviously.
Even though she embarrassed him in Antigua...
Yes! ..and slept with Miles?
No, exactly. But everything she's done,
you know? He's fighting so much for her.
And I don't get it. Jack knows you.
He's been around you for the last six years.
He knows your personality
and he knows that... He should know that you're just looking
out for him. But then he was like
ending up saying things that was quite...quite painful,
in a way, to hear. Like he was just saying like... Well,
he did say to me to stay out of his life
and I did say that obviously I will,
which I will, because now I'm bloody fucking done with this child.
I'm sorry, I know he's your brother. Well, yeah, I'm done, yes.
Because he said you're not... He said, "You're not family."
You're not a part of... No, he said, "You're not family."
Honestly, I've tried and he doesn't listen to me.
Almost like he's now pushing his family away for this Jazz girl
and he's going to end up being so sad and so disappointed.
I'm honestly... I'm leaving that to you.
That's your job now. I get it. I have to say something now,
and that's pissed me off in itself.
I thought I wouldn't need to do this again.
No, I thought I wouldn't need to do this again
because I've had this conversation with him about Miles,
and it's the same conversation.
He is trying to protect people or trying to befriend people.
His family. Exactly, exactly.
Godfather. Maeva,
you know that's sensitive and we don't need to go there.
Yeah, but... If we do... Like a good godfather, by the way. Yeah.
I haven't felt this far away from my brother in years.
# Feel your blood run cold. #
# That only happens with superstars.
# Carrying the weight of all that fame. #
Oh, my God, Oliver, you look incredible!
I like it long. Yeah, no, but it's like you need to look like rugged.
Like a... Sorry, have you seen me?
You are not rugged at all.
I think I look quite good in mine. You look amazing.
He's giving me sort of Mrs Doubtfire vibes.
So rude.
Have you got any Scottish in you? Not tonight. No.
No, I'm not Scottish. I've got no Scottish.
Have you got any Scottish? Oh, I fucking wish, darling.
No. This looks fantastic, by the way.
This actually is my winter collection
I have designed for a brand called La Moda.
And I actually have 19 more outfits that I designed.
And I've been working on this the whole year, basically.
I've been slaving away.
Well, then you can look utterly wonderful at the ceilidh.
I am obsessed with the Highlands.
You love Scotland. And Highlanders. I know.
And that really surprises me you haven't a man in a kilt.
I really... I should.
By the way, guys, Liv's vibrator.
Oh! 30 seconds.
I found a function that I personally now call the Spitfire.
It's like duh-duh-duh-duh-duh. Zhuh! Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
It's amazing. It's incredible.
Liv Bentley made you come in 30 seconds?
In 30 seconds! Phew.
That's what we're used to. Yeah.
What? Oh!
Oh! Oh, my God. Hello!
Mwah! You look lovely.
You look amazing.
This is... Hello, gorgeous. Let's go. Skirt time, mate.
Mwah! How are you? Very well. It's skirt time. Yeah. Good.
This is, um... It's skirt time. Yeah. Skirt time.
Are you guys, like...?
Well, no, but... No.
I will be on Thursday.
Are you actually...? You will be there?
Am I hanging, letting it loose? Let it go free, darling.
Let it go free.
Let that anaconda breathe the Scottish air, baby.
I will take that. How are you?
I'm really good, I missed you.
I've missed you. So, taking girls out,
telling them I love you and then disappearing the next day?
Oh, my God, that is old-school Miles.
Oh. Is it, though? No!
It's a timeless classic.
That was like Miles going out, party Miles.
I feel like we need a catch-up. Should we have lunch?
Of course. 100%. Yeah? I'd love that.
Don't get your hopes up.
I won't bring the wheelchair. I know that now. I don't. I just...
There's a little bit of hope,
but it's kind of like right at the end. Oh, cute still!
I have to.
Really? Love my life.
After all these years? The one that got away.
# This is how it's meant to be
# Oh, yeah
# And all I ever wanted
# Was you, so true... #
Hiya, Jazzie.
Hi, Jack.
Come here.
OK? You look sombre.
Uh? You look sombre.
No. Not sombre.
How are you doing? Are you OK? Yeah, I'm good.
I just thought I'd, you know,
give this situation some space.
Yeah. After everything that's gone on.
I completely respect that.
Um, you obviously know I did have that conversation with Maeva.
Um, went really well.
Er, I told her to stay out of my life.
Um, I think I directly said to her, "You're not family."
Oh, my God, Jack.
That's not what... You know.
..I expect my friends and family to do.
And the way she went about it was not family,
like, even though she likes to convince me that it was.
Yeah. It's just sad because it's not just her.
She's the only one who kind of had the...
I wouldn't say decency is the word, but at least, you know,
she came up to me head-on instead of everybody else gossiping about it.
I mean, who knew a friendship would cause this much of a drama?
And it really makes me sad because I like, you know,
really cherish what we have.
And I feel like people are ruining it.
I don't care what anyone else says.
Like, their opinion does not matter to me.
The only opinion that matters in this relationship is yours.
Yeah. Because I'm not being funny, Jack,
it's not like we're all over each other.
No. Mm...no. Jack!
It's not like we're all over each other.
PHONE RINGS Sorry.
Nice.
It's my brother James.
Do you mind if I...? Yeah, yeah.
Hey, bro. Yeah, brother. How are you doing?
I'm doing all right. I'm just, uh, having a drink with Jazz.
Oh, right. OK.
Still going there, are you?
Yeah. Christ. I need to talk to you about something,
so I'm in town. Send me your location. I need to talk to you now.
Yeah? All right?
All right, bye-bye. Bye. Did James sound mad?
Er, he didn't sound happy. He was quite stern.
I can only imagine it's because of my chat with Maeva.
But... Which stems with us?
Yeah, but we've got nothing to hide, so, like, there's nothing
to worry about. Should I go? Like I feel like... No. I want you to stay.
If you don't want to stay, it's fine.
But I would like you to stay. Trust me on this.
You're fine. Completely OK.
And I know we're going to leave this room,
and we're going to be OK.
Who, you and James? Hopefully. Me and you.
If it's James, fine. Great. But this is what's important to me.
# Every time you look at me I'm in trouble
# Every time you look at me It's not subtle... #
I've not seen you since Antigua. How are things?
Yeah, good, thank you. Yourself?
Um...
I don't know. I just... To be fair
there's just a lot going through my head,
and I feel like I'm in a bit of a weird headspace.
Like everything that happened with the Harvey situation, it's...
I don't know where this realisation came from, but the other day,
I was just like, "Fucking hell, Zeyno.
"Just like, be honest about how you actually feel,"
because I've just been, like, shutting everything down.
And I just need to, I guess, be open with the fact that my feelings
for Harvey are a lot stronger than I've probably been letting on.
And I think, yeah, recently I have realised that I essentially
I am in love with him, and...
..I don't think I can really continue
without telling him this.
I don't know. Wow. I didn't expect you to say that. Yeah.
Feel good to say? You know what? Yeah.
It feels like baggage on my back,
and I kind of owe it to myself to tell him. Yeah.
And I feel like if I don't, I will regret it.
I think my biggest advice would be,
don't worry about what other people think so much.
You know, just be true to yourself.
I'm hoping for the fairy-tale ending for you two. Oh!
Love you. Thanks.
# I threw your jumper in the wash
# And I hoped you'd wash away
# I let myself... #
Ah, here he is. Hey. How are you? I missed you.
Strange atmosphere in here. You OK? Good to see you.
This is sweet. Hello, mate.
Hi, sir. Wasn't sure if you were going to come.
I wasn't sure either, but I'm glad I did.
I'm glad as well.
Thanks for reaching out.
Well, I'm really glad you're here, Tris.
And I'm glad you're here.
Because I've known you both a very long time.
I know how much you've missed Tristan.
I know how much Tristan has missed you.
From my side, I just felt like there's been such a disconnect
between us that I have pulled... I've pulled back fully.
I've just gone into my shell and haven't confronted it
or haven't had conversations with you
that I should have had at the time. So for that, I am sorry.
Yeah, I appreciate that, bro.
As you said, there is a massive...
not massive, a medium sized Rez-shaped hole in my heart.
Oh, here we go. He's starting already!
Jules, you can't let him talk to me like that.
No, don't worry. No. There is a very big Rez-shaped hole in my life.
I've missed you, mate. Honestly, I really have.
I find it really hard to be annoyed at you.
I know, well, I find it hard to be annoyed at you.
There's also, like, an elephant in the room
is like my friendship with Vanderpump.
And I know he was a bit of a thorn in everything, and I think
he was just overly passionate about trying to protect myself
and he didn't know all of you guys.
And... Yeah. I definitely don't want Vanders to
kind of come between you and I ever again.
He should be happy that we're happy
and whether you guys get along or not,
hopefully he respects where you and I are at and where we want to be.
Yeah, let's... Let's see. My priority is my friendship with you.
I respect yours with him.
And I want him to respect our friendship. Yeah, yeah.
Hello. Hello. You all right, Jazz?
Good. How are you? I'm OK. You all right?
Nestle up towards you, Jazz.
You don't need to move your chair. You're OK.
What's up? What's up? Yeah.
You seemed quite stern on the phone. I'm always stern, Jack.
Are you here to defend your wife?
Not defend my wife.
We'll talk about that straight away. OK.
Well, yeah, I guess... First of all, how are you?
I'm all right. A bit drained, but...
From what? ..good. Yeah.
Speaking to my wife?
Er, no... That is quite draining for anyone, to be honest.
No, you don't get to make those jokes. It's not a joke.
You don't get to say those things and show off in front of Jazz.
Showing off? Cos you can't speak like that to my wife.
You do know that.
But she has the free pass to speak to everyone else the way she wants?
She's trying to look out for you. Whether that be right or wrong,
who knows? But you have to respect that she's trying.
She needs to know she can't just go around speaking to people like that.
And Jazz, at the end of the day, is my friend, and I'm not allowing
anyone to speak to my friends like that. It's not fair.
So you told her to get out of your life?
Yeah. So if you want her out of your life, that basically means
that I'd be out of your life. Because I'm with Maeva.
I'm very much ingrained in Maeva's life, Jack.
You're trusting people... I'm defending my friend.
You're trusting people that have hurt you in the past.
Maeva has never really hurt you.
She's said some things that you don't agree with.
She's always had your best interests at heart.
She cares for you, Jack.
Trying to puppeteer my life, first with Miles.
And where did that go, Jack? Who was right about that?
You still like her, and I know you still like her.
That's the crux of this whole thing.
Everyone has a problem with it because they think I love Jazz.
That's what everyone's saying.
But no-one believes me when I say I'm happy with where we are.
I love you, and I want to protect you.
And that's why I'm so vocal about the people
that you're surrounding yourself with. Sorry.
I also want to defend myself. I know that this is like
between you two, and I don't want to get involved. But I tried to...
That's a cop-out, Jazz, like, you are involved.
Because this is exactly what we're talking about.
My whole purpose of Antigua was to get our friendship back on track,
and to act as normal as we would have before, because I didn't...
I was so worried to lose that friendship after what we did.
Look, I've had those flirty friends in the past, but you are...
You're really dicing with dangerous feelings here.
# Feel your blood run cold... #
# Every little thing about you
# I fixate in the shadows
# Cos I ain't growing tired of letting you love me... #
Here we go. Who wants a taste of Bavaria? Oh, my God.
You know, it's nothing.
It's just a little Brotzeit.
Little Brotzeit? Oh, God, I am exhausted.
This is so big.
Cheers to that. Cheers to that, guys. To your boyfriend.
He's not my boyfriend. He's a friend. He's a friend?
Yes. Stop saying that.
You've got to play it cool around here, OK?
# Every little thing about you
# I fixate in the shadows... #
This is how you do it. OK.
OK. Von der Mitte...
..zur Titte... ..zur Titte...
..zum Sack... ..zum Sack...
..zack-zack. ..zack-zack.
Oh, I like that. That's great.
So how did the kilt fitting go?
I don't think I'm going to wear the kilt.
It's not... SHE GASPS
You can't do that. The kilt is everything.
And men in kilt are, like, the second hottest thing
after men in lederhosen. So why would you...?
To be fair, I've still got your lederhosen.
There you go. I mean, I... I should have rocked up in them.
You should have, actually, I'm a bit disappointed.
That would have been hot. How is everything, though?
Like, without the boys present now, you can be honest here.
This is a safe space. Tell me everything.
Er, no. Everything's good.
Um, I think I know what I don't want.
I feel like maybe I don't know what I do want.
Maybe that's the problem. You're becoming like me.
What do you not want?
Uh, immaturity. Um... Which is?
How do you see immaturity?
So I used to see immaturity with age, but it isn't. Very true.
So when I see one little red flag, I'm out.
I'm like, gone. Red flag. Auf Wiedersehen!
Bye! Thanks for dinner.
I don't want to settle for just anyone.
Just because I feel like I want to be in a relationship.
Preaching to the choir. I get it, I get it.
I'm really happy I didn't settle
because I almost married someone in my twenties.
And I'm really, really happy
that I did not settle for that, you know?
Because... You'd have been unhappy now, do you think? Yeah.
And then you've got all these legal fees.
I mean, I'd rather buy some shoes and a handbag.
Anyway, I think we're crying on a very high horse.
Especially you, because... look at you.
But I think it's also nice to like, look at what you've...
It's good to reflect.
Yeah. But don't drown in your reflection. Yeah. That's true.
Yeah, yeah, you're very right.
So you think there's going to be a winter romance?
Yeah, maybe.
THEY LAUGH
Imagine.
# Take, come take all my love
# Say you'll stay the night... #
Guys, look at this. So here we are. Here we are.
Six months later. Six months later.
Mummy has missed you terribly. Has she?
Yeah. I have. Luckily she knows... I'm so glad that you're a fan.
You see my little likes. I do. Yeah.
And I'm thinking I can't like it too much, so I just do it...
I think it was the perfect... Just go like, "like, like." Yeah.
It didn't go unnoticed. Yeah.
But you guys... Think you guys are Tristan's biggest supporters.
We are. We are. Yeah.
I'm blushing. All this was...
Of course, it's my daughter. I, you know, I understand.
Yeah. But she's tenacious.
She is. She went after her man.
She got what she wanted. Yeah. She always gets what she wants.
That's what you need to be careful about.
I have figured that out. Julia. Yeah?
Do you speak Norwegian?
I understand Norwegian.
I could speak it, but I don't speak it very well.
But I know what they just talked about. OK.
So you're in danger. Am I? Yeah.
So? Spill the tea.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, girls' chat. Girls' chat. Yeah.
If you say to Julia... IN NORWEGIAN:
..solves all your problems.
Oh, yeah.
# Let it all come down We really dare
# Oh, oh
# Burn it to the ground... #
Is this a date? No. I wanted to talk to you
about something big, sir.
Oh, no. Yeah. So Ruby kind of arranged
a double date with Julia and Tris.
And, er... Right. Interesting.
Yeah, I thought that would spring up your ears. Um...
And look, I understand you and Tris aren't in the best of places
and me and Tris also were at loggerheads.
We got to a stage where we were exchanging a couple of messages,
right, prior to that double date with Ruby.
And I feel like...
I feel like it was important to at least begin to mend some form
of bridge with Tris just because of our history. Mm-hm.
Um, and it's just been getting to the,
it was getting to the stage where
our situation was just starting to permeate
through everyone's existence.
You've seen it before. It's just an awkward environment. I mean,
it was the same thing with us, wasn't it?
And that's hence why I said to him, let's just agree to be civil.
Unfortunately, he's just insufferable
and I can't bear to be around him so it didn't last long.
He just kind of expressed that he wanted to sort things out.
Do you think it was genuine?
I just feel like everything he does isn't genuine.
The whole friendship with you nowadays, the new relationship
with Jules, I just feel like it's all...not genuine.
Because I remember how hurt you were last time after, you know,
he kind of broke your trust and loyalty. Yeah.
So I just know what I know,
and I think I just don't want you to get hurt again.
But I guess only time will tell that.
# I know he won't
# I know you won't
# Just keeping your eyes down
# I know you won't
# I know you won't... #
Are you going to Ollie and Gareth's ceilidh?
Do you know what that is? Yeah.
To be honest, I don't really...
I mean, I love the idea from Ollie and Gareth,
but I really...don't really want to go, to be honest.
Not because of the party, but because of the people.
I feel like I need a break.
We can hang out. We're friends again, aren't we?
Yeah. Yeah.
It took a while. No, but all I...
All I wanted, obviously, the one thing I was worried about
with me and you hooking up was losing our friendship.
And that's exactly what happened. Mm-hm.
I'm just slightly concerned that I'm seeing
the same sort of pattern happening with this Jack, maybe?
We haven't... That was my reservation.
That's why I never went there with him.
So it is platonic with Jack, then?
I don't know. You don't know?
No, but I've made it clear to him that we're friends.
Like, I don't trust anyone, no offence,
including you, with my true... Yeah.
What I'm feeling. Right?
Because everyone, you know, I'm...
I'm this villain, and my feelings...
You're not this villain, Jazz.
I just think that people feel bad for Jack
and maybe you're the only way
that people can sort of express that.
Oh, Jazz.
I'm just exhausted. It's all right.
It's frustrating because no-one seems to understand me.
Listen, you don't want to lose the friendship, but...
Just a tiny bit. Maybe just take some distance.
# Stay with me for a little while
# One more day... #
# I said, it took a long, long time to get here
# But, yeah, we made it
# Yeah, we made it
# Every silver line was a gold mine
# As the sun was fading
# Yeah, we made it
# And here you said, I'm coming up
# Don't you dare bring me down... #
I do love a good dance, though, I must admit.
That was fun. Yeah, that was a lot of fun.
Yeah. Shame Sophie can't be here, though.
I had a little, little lunch with her yesterday.
Did you go to her house? I went to her house, yeah. Did you?
Oh, that sounds a bit booty call, though.
Yeah. Yeah, we... Did I feed her the sausage?
Did I feed her sausage? I feel like I did.
You fucking wish. I wish I did. I think this is my dreamworld again.
You're a little bit obsessed with her. I'm not obsessed.
It's the one that got away. It's definitely the one that got away.
Would you have done it. If she put it on me? Yeah. 100%.
Would you? Nice. Of course! Have you seen Sophie's body? It's so elegant.
Yeah. I know that you feel a bit single at the moment
and that's why you need to try and hook on to Sophie.
But I promise you,
we've been through a massive run of the mill with everything.
And when you do get something like this where you're committed
and you've got babies and that kind of stuff,
I promise you it's magical. It's really quite special.
And you'll get there. You're a good human.
Thank you, I appreciate that. You're not bad looking.
You're OK-looking. You're OK.
You're not great. You're like a four out of ten.
But, you know, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Thanks.
That's amazing.
CEILIDH MUSIC
I like those kilts. Yeah? Wow.
Well, I do apologise for not bringing mine.
Um, how are you, though? Good. Yeah.
A little bit awkward. I don't know, not awkward,
but I feel like we haven't really spoken that much.
Um, and I thought, I don't know, I just feel like the last few months
have been so emotionally draining for both of us.
And I think that in result has made you feel as though
I don't care or that I'm checked out or that I'm not,
I don't know, interested in you.
Um, which I guess couldn't really be further from the truth.
Um, like...
Realistically, like,
I've been hiding the fact that I am in love with you.
Like I have, basically, I have been in love with you for a while,
and I didn't want you to continue thinking
that I just don't give a shit
and actually, the fact that I fucking love you,
it's really, um, tough, but...
Fuck.
I've just, you know, the same way you have,
and you said it right,
we have been hurting each other through this process.
Like, through being close but not being together.
And it's... And it's been messy from the moment, you know,
we ended things and the way that ended.
And I've just... I don't know, I just, I've got that in my head,
and that's where... That's the decision I've made.
Um, listen, I don't want to go back into the past.
When we both met, we were fucking good.
Like you even said to me that, you know, I brought, like,
calmness to your life when we were good and that, you know,
you'd be up really stressed and you'd come and sleep
on my shoulder and you'd fall asleep in two seconds, things like that.
Like, I know that we can be really good together.
I don't think that's enough to go...
Well, you know, ignore my logical thoughts and move on.
And, like... I think your logical thoughts,
though, sometimes, instead of going with logical thoughts,
you should just go with your emotions.
That's all I've been trying to say. I'm just not that guy, though.
I'm just... I'm just not going...
That's going against my way of being. Yeah.
And I do appreciate you being open and vulnerable.
It's the first I've seen.
Trying to grow up.
Um, but yeah.
# Light it up now
# Here's the universal underground
# Light it up now
# I don't know, I don't know... #
Hold on. Who is Scottish here?
I think it's more just like a gathering of people.
Did you see earlier we did some line dancing?
It's not called line dancing. It's called something else.
I have it as, like, ring around a rosy.
It's definitely not that.
So you've got a girlfriend now?
Yeah. And Jack's single still.
Well, Jack.... Yeah. Jack is very single.
I actually spoke to him yesterday, and I was quite angry at him
because of the way he spoke to you.
And I was saying that Maeva has come from a really good place
and you've basically just spat in her face.
I'm not going to lie. I feel like I'm the only one
in the group who actually feels a bit bad for this girl. Why?
Hearing her side of the story is quite sad. Why sad?
I mean, if you think about it, she's actually done nothing wrong.
I think this comes back to Jack trying to protect Jazz
and that friendship or whatever the hell it is.
And I just don't get it. Which is fine. He can do that.
No, I don't get... No, that's not fine to me.
Like he's choosing her over family.
I must say, I think Vanders looks the best in the kilt.
I thought you'd say that. No, no, I genuinely thought he really does.
Because he's an embarrassing bloke normally
so this is just another...
I saw you guys sharing an arm on the dance floor.
You looked quite good spinning each other around. It was quite romantic.
Will the saga ever end? Yeah. I mean, even then we just...
We, like, danced up to each other, we were like, ah.
At least you guys are back on track. Yes.
It's only taken me a year to get here. Cheers, pal.
Oh, this is such a lovely friendship, guys.
Hello, mate. Hello. How are you? How are you? Good.
You look nice in a kilt. Oh, thank you very much. Hiya.
How are you? Good. How are you? Not bad.
Sam. I was just saying to Tris, you guys were quite good
at dancing together. Yeah. It was a beautiful moment.
There was synergy.
Good synergy. Two worlds collide.
I think I'm actually putting everything together in my head.
And actually, I want to say the right thing, but also,
I'm just confused. I'm...
Are you guys, like, best mates again?
We're on the right road.
No, no, I'm speaking to Rez, actually. But you're in my presence
so you can speak to the group. OK. Anyway, what I was saying to you,
I'm just very, very confused in your actions right now.
But Vanders, we had a chat the other day. I'm confused.
I said me and Tris were... I guess I'm genuinely confused.
Like, yeah. I find it hypocritical that before Antigua, you told me
not to be chummy and be friends with him, which I never intended
to do because I don't like him. And then the moment you get a chance
to be all friends and charming... Because we had a friendship first,
that's the part you're not getting.
It wasn't the moment. You and I didn't have a friendship.
Sorry, I'm just going to blank him. It wasn't the moment I get a chance.
Fuck off. Leave this room. If you're going to speak over me, you prick.
I wasn't actually speaking over... You're being fucking rude.
Now, if you want to have a chat,
then fuck off and have a chat somewhere else.
Kiss me again, boy, you're going to see what happens. Vanders, stop.
Stop it, stop it. Oh, yeah. Go on, then. Go on, then.
Let's fucking go. No! Stop. You want to go?
I'll fucking slap you, boy, I will.
Come on. Vanders, come on. Can we get him out?
No, we are. Grow up. Vanders, let me... Grow up.
You know you'd get fucking eaten. Vanders. Come on. Tris.
Look, guys, let's all take a breath.
Just one sec. Oh, no, I wasn't... I'm not talking to him.
You know how I felt ostracised in Mauritius.
He's managed to... Who are you talking about? You.
You know, he's managed to convince you that everything he's done is OK.
Now you're refriending him.
He's managed to... You are so toxic.
You're so toxic, mate. You've gone back to...
Put your tentacles away and just crawl off wherever you came from.
So maybe he's just a really intelligent one.
Maybe you're incredibly insecure.
I will leave you to be good friends with him. Very sad.
I'll leave you to rekindle that great friendship you must have had.
Because if that's what's of value. to you, then that's what...
But Sam, you and I still have a friendship. Absolutely pathetic.
I'm done.
You've embarrassed yourself.
# Before hell comes barrelling down
# Now heaven's flexing
# Laughing off gravity
# Shrugging off fate... #
Jazz? Jazz.
Hey, how are you doing?
Good. I was just on my way out.
Were you? I mean, sorry we haven't seen much of each other tonight,
so I just wanted to make sure you're OK, because obviously,
last I saw you, it was pretty dramatic with me, you and James.
I just want to make sure you're OK, and I want to apologise
about being caught in the middle of it.
I think, like, I need to tell you this.
I need to be strong. I need to be firm. Like, I adore you,
and I cherish us forever.
I think, like, but, you know,
hearing the words that you've said to your family in defence of me,
like, it just makes me like...
I carry this guilt that you're fighting with your family for me,
and I don't want that to happen.
I don't want... I don't want to be this, like, person
who comes in between your family.
Um, I think we need to actually have a proper conversation.
Um, and you're going to have to bear with me for a lot of this,
because there's so many thoughts are going through my mind,
and I'm really finding it difficult to get them out.
But at the end of the day, I think I've been lying to you and myself
and to everyone about my feelings and emotions
about you and I.
A big part of me...
Not saying that, not saying that, um...
A big part of me... Yeah, probably does love you, Jazz.
A big, big part. And that's why I can't just let it just go.
I know you don't feel the same way. I've never... I do.
I, I love you and us so much.
Like, I adore you as a person, I just can't...
Like...
I just can't, like, give you what you want, I think.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner.
# My defence is down
I need to go.
# ..it gets hard... #
I still want a hug.
# We both know we're still learning
# Still learning
# Let your troubles out
# Listen to me
# Oh, me
# There's something I've not told you
# I'm on your team
# Your team
# But I can't always coach you
# There's no in between
# Between
# I want the truth only
# Could you love me? #
Come here.
Miss Norway.
Was it...?
IN NORWEGIAN:
# I know it gets hard
# We both know we're still learning. #
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