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CHEERING
LAUGHTER
Kissing someone when we broke up five, six days ago!
You've driven me to this point.
I want to hurt James so bad.
Hello!
Do you want to have sex with me?
I want you to really think about what you're saying.
Oh, my God, I'm so stupid.
I am so sorry.
We know how ready we are to be dads. Hopefully, this time it'll work.
Yeah, we're pregnant. Oh, my God! You're going to be parents.
Isn't it so weird how like, this time last year we were in Croatia?
Now you're sitting here with a little baby.
You're the best. I love you.
You're probably his longest relationship ever.
I need a medal.
You're way out of my league.
I'm a girlfriend!
The last couple of weeks
I've been really enjoying hanging out with you.
Dare. Kiss Verity.
We've been on a date since you got back.
He then tried to kiss me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I want nothing to do with you. That is your cue to leave.
The race is over because you're a shit boyfriend. Fact.
Shut up, mate. You don't have a clue.
You don't want to be with me... I don't want to get back with you.
Rez can't necessarily make me happy
and like, maybe like, you can't make me happy
and I have to make myself happy.
I did call you fake. I stand by it. So you think I'm fake? Yes, I do.
Literally just had a peck.
Oh! Someone's lying.
You better pack your suitcase because now I'm telling you that
the ultimatum is going to happen.
I've only seen him once and he was shackled.
Sorry, what?
What a dick. No!
You're a cunning, evil bloke.
You have this victim complex. Oh, shut up!
# It feels like a different thing
# It feels like a different thing... #
I can't believe you made me move to the countryside.
You chose love over location, babe.
I do love you.
I was so happy to be back in Chelsea.
# It feels like a different thing
# It feels like a different thing... #
Bye, baby.
You know, I never get bored of the King's Road.
I mean, it's only been 35 years. Give it time.
I'm so excited to see the girls.
I'm just about to see them now.
I'm about to tell them how you proposed.
Love you back.
Oh, my God! You're engaged!
I want to see the ring! Start from the beginning.
Oh, my God, it's beautiful!
Cheers, girls. To two of my best friends getting engaged!
I'm so excited. Here's to the both of you.
So tell me, how did he do it? So...
Basically he was in the Rosewood,
which is where we sort of had our, like, first proper date.
And he was like, calm, "We can just spend the night there",
I was like, OK, fun.
And then I knocked and he opened the door and he, like, ran,
opened it, and then he like, "Read the letter!" And ran away.
Did you know straightaway?
I knew, like, my eyes were just like...
And I couldn't. And then I walked in.
I knocked all the candles over, so wax everywhere.
Fire going! All over my car, all over my bag, all over my trainers.
I was like, "Oh, shoot!" Reading all the letters, crying, crying, crying.
What was he saying in the letters?
Basically said, like, you know...
"I want to spend my life with you." "I want to spend my life with you."
And then I walked round and he was like... On one knee! Oh, my God!
And then you tell everyone and then it just becomes this whole, like,
day of just... That. And the reactions you get from people.
Yeah, the reactions you get. You were too good.
I just cried straightaway, I just, like, filled up with tears,
like, straightaway.
I want to know about yours now.
I didn't cry. I was just like, so shocked and then so happy.
But no, I didn't cry. The setting was unbelievable.
It was the room that Carrie filmed in, in Sex and the City, in Paris.
Yeah, I know. Shut up! Oh, my God.
And then I was like, on the balcony, like, looking at the view.
It was such a nice day, Eiffel Tower, I was like,
"This is so pretty." And I suddenly heard, "Tiff?
Turn around, he's on one knee. I was like...
I didn't say anything for ages.
He's like, "Yes or no? Will you marry me?"
I was like, "Oh, yes, yes."
I didn't say yes, either. I was just like...
It's like, takes your breath away.
It does. It's honestly the best feeling in the world.
That looks great.
Thank you. You really suit flowy dresses. I look ridiculous at them.
Thank you.
Hello!
I missed you guys.
You look gorgeous. How have you been?
Bloody great. I missed the black memo.
You're mourning something? Yeah. Just relationships.
Oh, no, don't.
Why? What happened? Yeah, we're still together. But we did break up.
Why? Um... We've been arguing.
I just feel like things got so stressful that
I just kind of like...
But everyone has that honeymoon period, you know? I think you
call it a day after the honeymoon bit. That's my favourite part.
When you argue once...
And then break up and go back into the honeymoon period...
Do it a couple of times. And by the end of it, you're like,
"We don't want to be mates. I don't want to be you again..."
But what's been happening with you, Liv? Please distract me.
I'm single. She's single! Happily single, actually.
Happily single? Happily single. Yeah.
So Trist and I broke up.
Who broke up with who? I did. I was like, I can't do this anymore.
Screaming in the streets and I was like, this is too much.
You were at your wits' end, weren't you?
I actually love being single. I think before I almost kept going...
Single Liv is so fun. OK! The thing is, though, you guys can't be
loved up and in your houses having cups of tea and things.
No, we need to carry on with the girls' nights and going out.
Well, I'm going to throw a drinks party, so you'd better come.
Because I haven't heard from you in a long time, by the way.
You are useless. I know, I've been in my little bubble, but...
I'm popping that bubble now.
Pop it now, pop it now and steal me away.
So he's managed to make up for his previous faults?
Because I only know the tea from last year. I've not seen you.
It was all pretty chaotic,
and then we sort of called it a day.
I think we just kept on sort of brought back together.
At the end of the day, like,
he fought every day to get my trust back.
So at this point, if he hooked up with Verity...
We don't mention that name.
That is a swear word.
Yeah.
Well, I feel like I'm going to have to add Rez
to the guest list now.
I know! Come on, debrief. What's going on?
Debrief! Well, we're back together.
I'm actually so happy.
I feel like we've turned a new leaf.
I've made the decision that I love him.
I want this to work. I wouldn't be in this situation if I didn't.
And I feel happy.
Good. That's all that matters.
Exactly. And I feel like I've definitely had my time where,
you know, I was single and we've had a break from each other.
And I think, you know, the grass isn't always greener.
Does Miles know?
No, I've actually... I've not actually...
I've actually not seen Miles since the last time I told him
I kind of wanted to be on my own and I actually unfollowed him.
Did you? Oh, we've taken that further step. Good.
Fred and Julius also, I haven't heard from either of them.
Can they be so passionate to disagree with it,
then not speak to you? That's just weird.
That is surprising from Julius.
He's always said to me how much he loves your friendship.
Nothing from him. Actually, what I almost found more insulting was,
I don't hear a word from him, and then he pops up on my phone
being like, "Will you join our live tonight?" Oh, my gosh.
Sorry, I'm really well, thanks. How are you?
Yeah. I just don't feel like he's been hugely genuine.
I feel like he's kind of picked and choosed, like when
he wants to be friends with me.
Do you follow all three of them?
I did, actually, but not to be, like, a bitch or like, rude...
Yeah, come on! You were like, angry.
I was just like, I'm not going to waste my time. Like...
You've made yourselves clear, so I'll make myself clear. Yeah.
THEY LAUGH
Here we are.
And to see you realise your worth, I'm so happy for you
and, um...
I can't wait to see you same time next week,
and we can further progress.
Well done, you. Cheers, thank you.
OK. See you next week. See you next week.
Are you on a date? Are you on a date?
That wasn't a date! It's a session. How are you doing?
Hello, big boy! Thank you very much. Brother.
Guys, you know I'm a life coach now.
Oh, that was smooth. I couldn't have done that again if I tried.
So I actually have someone that might need life coaching.
Oh, yeah, we were talking about this. Miles...
I'm taking a couple of...
Why do you keep thinking I need life coaching?
I don't know. You know, look, no...
OK, yeah, you don't need life coaching. Thank you.
You OK, Miles? What's going on? Don't try to life-coach me now!
I see what you're doing here. You're in a safe space.
How's the dating, Milos?
He's with Ulrika Jonsson now. That's who you've been getting with, right?
No. I wish. No. We had a cheeky flirt.
Did you? Cheeky flirt.
She's a very... She's a cool girl. Woman.
So how are things left with Ruby? Have you spoken to her?
I haven't heard from her. I haven't seen her.
I had a bit of a fallout with her.
Really? You did? Over text, yeah.
I just said, "You want to hang out?" And she went in.
She said I was fake. What?
She said that I only reached out to her when I when I needed her,
which was just so far from the truth.
It's like, go back, get back with the boyfriend and then discard
any friendship like, that might have just been in the way before.
But that's just what happens in life. Yeah.
Personally, I just want to get to the bottom of it and just try...
Do you? I just want to clear the air a little bit. Do you think...
Do you think it's worth it? Because I feel like it's going to...
Honestly, it's just going to go right back in your face.
Do you think, bro? You know, there's like one more person
you've got to be careful as well. Rez?
OK, but then we'll we'll confront that battle when we need it, right?
Well, you say we.
It's very much a you.
I can't... You can't make it?
That appointment we both have... That... We're busy.
I don't care about Rez. This isn't about me having it out with Rez.
If he wants a fucking issue, I'll give it to him.
This is about me and Ruby seeing what's going on.
Is she OK? That's it.
That's what I needed.
I must say, Tabitha, you look absolutely cracking.
I mean, if I was a straight man... Hell, even not being a straight man,
you look ten out of ten.
Thank you.
Are you single at the moment?
I have dated a little bit over the last year and a half,
and it's been fun more than anything.
But like, this is the first time where I'm literally totally single.
No, because the last two times you guys tried to set me up,
it's literally been like, what are you thinking? Sorry.
Sorry. Who did we try to set you up?
The guy that sang Moana down the phone to me
and I'd never met him before. That's amazing.
And then you were telling me about this wonderful guy, he's a lawyer,
he's already got children. He's so rich. He's wonderful.
Showed up and he was 65.
He's a very powerful lawyer.
Yeah, I'll consider it. I think the dynamic between being, like, a mum
and being a hot young female is like, good. It's a good thing.
You've got a good dynamic. It's attractive. I agree.
It's time to have fun again. Yeah. How is beautiful Ottilie?
She's so sweet.
She's really, really feisty.
The most fiercely independent girl.
Nothing like her mother, then.
Nothing like her mother. I don't know what I expected.
I'm so sorry about everything that you guys have gone through
over the last year with the surrogacy and everything.
I think we like, when we found out
it was upsetting and it was like, brutal.
Like, we're in the clinic, we're in the ops room.
And they just said it's not good news.
And I mean, it's...
I think we've got a thicker skin with it now, haven't we?
Sometimes Once Upon a Time needs to go through a few bits and pieces
before Happily Ever After.
And I think we are potentially in the middle of that,
and it's certainly not going to be the end and we will be going again
soon, which is actually exciting.
# Don't change a thing, you are amazing
# I can't believe you come and save me
# We could stay here, spend every day here... #
Oh, my God, did you see Habbs' ring? Yeah, it's amazing.
Habbs was just always going to get, you know, a lovely, lovely ring
because Jamie is like that, he does things. But hold on.
I'm surprised that it even happened.
I didn't realise Jamie would actually propose to her.
I never thought it. Why? They've been together for...
Yeah, but I never... I saw it coming. Did you? Yeah.
it's obviously weird because I had such a history with her
and like... You were together for a very long time.
My whole uni career. For how long? Four years.
Three and a half years. But like, you were a baby.
But, yeah, that was the point where I, you know, we...
I kind of saw that potentially happening. Yeah. You have to
when you have a relationship that long, right?
And Tiff as well. Tiff, engaged.
Can you believe, Emily? It's like, it's just me and you now
sat here without a ring on our fingers.
I mean, I've got rings on my fingers but not on the correct finger.
And not the right ring. Bloody hell.
Why are we the last ones? Don't choke on the olives. I'm fuming.
It annoys me because to move to the countryside, for your work,
for you, and I think I deserve something now.
I want to be married.
I want that now. Now!
I'm fed up awaiting.
You can act like an angry cat, babe,
but like, you got to remember where we were last year.
When are you going to propose? Did you not hear what I just said?
No. You're going to have to hurry up because otherwise I'm going to
move on and I'm going to find someone else. I'll call your bluff.
I love how you dealt with that. I'm going to take notes.
All I know is I'm not going to wait forever.
You're going to have to fucking wake up because I want
a diamond on our fingers now. By the end of the year, please.
# I didn't want to wait
# I didn't want to wait for you... #
# It's a shakedown
# No, I didn't want to do it
# Run up in your set, man, I hate to put you through it
# It's a shakedown
# No, I didn't want to do it
# Run up in your set, man, I hate to put you through it
# It's a shakedown... #
I kind of like that we've switched up the parks. I know.
We've given it a little mix-up.
I love our little walks. They're my favourite.
They are the best. The morning debrief.
Or the morning gossip.
The morning bitch.
That's what it is. The morning bitch. Definitely.
Oh, my God.
Maeva, she is so fuming that everyone's got engaged
but her. Really?
She was like, "James, I need a big fucking diamond on my finger now."
Oh, my God. So bless her. I think she's got a bit of a wait.
I mean, if she wanted it with me,
what, four years ago, five years ago?
I can imagine she's kind of ready for it now.
She used to have, like, these books of like, weddings and like, venues,
and I was like, "What the fuck? Are you trying to hint something to me?"
Of course she is. Oh, my God! I wonder what,
I reckon, honestly, I reckon sometimes James walks in from work
and she's standing there in a white dress.
With a bouquet and just starts throwing...
Or she's outside the florist, like...
..trying to...
Oh, darling.
Don't do that.
Has Gaia been bitey yet?
Ah! We're having a...
Actually, she has been.
But she was more interested in the olives.
A dirty martini girl?
She's a filthy martini girl.
Laura, do you think you'd be able to take the girls off our hands
for a moment? Thank you.
Come on. Come this way.
There you go. Thank you, Laura.
They'll be happy with all the toys in the nursery.
They'll be happy with the... Laura's brilliant.
She's great. I can't believe...
It's so nice for us to get together, especially with the girls.
It's like, it's been since Croatia since I last saw you.
So much has changed. I know.
And I feel like we were both in really different places
in our lives at the time. I literally came back and
I think I got pregnant like, two months later.
Oh, wow. Yeah.
So what's the situation with you and Ottilie's father?
How does it work?
We do 50-50 custody. That's amazing.
So she's with him Monday, Tuesday, Wednesdays.
I mean, we switch it around. If I've got work commitments...
So it's flexible? Yeah, we'll help each other out.
That's great. It's so, so nice.
It would be like me having an extra baby-sitter.
Like, a little bit because I've been single for a year and a half.
And it's only just now that I'm really like, finding my feet again
and actually having my own identity and stuff, and I'm starting to
go out and date and... It's fun, right? It's so much fun.
I still do that, but I don't really think of...
I don't think I'm really single. It's just... It's complicated.
Yeah. Where is Gaia's dad?
Oh, because he's incarcerated right now, like, awaiting sentencing.
And like, do you mind me asking what they think he did, why he was...?
It's financial, white-collar stuff,
but unfortunately he's been...
He's been held in a place which is like, maximum security.
Has Gaia met her dad?
No. No? No.
I've only seen him once since all of this has happened.
Yeah. And he was shackled.
I honestly feel like breaking down crying.
Oh, it's fine. You can cry.
I don't really cry about it anymore.
But no, he's Gaia's father and I owe it to her to...
I don't know, to do my best.
Yeah. Yeah. I agree.
And he was... He is the kindest person I've ever known.
Like, he was always so willing to do anything for me.
He would never fight with me.
Yeah. And I'd be so desperate for a fight.
And he just wouldn't fight with me.
But no, he brought out the best in me and he...
he was so loyal, really funny.
Sounds like he's worth waiting around for. Yeah. Yeah.
I just have to get through to the next part, and I just am like,
I can't wait for the day when
I can finally have my little family together.
# Things will be fine
# Things will be... #
Come on, Rez.
Some grafting over there.
Right. That's enough of that for one morning. Oh, my God.
It's nice working up a sweat in the morning, lads.
Wholesome activities with the boys. Very.
You're still looking super tanned. I know, you can literally feel it.
Didn't you guys both go to Cape Town?
Literally bumped into you, didn't I?
Mate, it was so much fun.
We had some... Full sense. Full sense.
I've always known you were a great lad, but we always had this elephant
in the room and I was like... I don't really know...
I'm dating your ex! I think it was a bit weird,
wasn't it? Like, last year I'd see you and you'd be like, "Hey."
And I'd be like, "Hey?"
"Hey, how's it going?" Yeah.
You know what? I feel like last year Liv and I, it all got so hectic.
Like, everything was heavy.
And then I think, you know, we both reached a point where like,
we both deserve to be happy
and we just have to let each other go for that.
And we've had no contact, like...
Hey! Hey!
Oi!
This right here.
That's a beautiful thing.
Cheese. I love to see it.
It's been a long time coming. It has. Beautiful.
I actually want to get your thoughts on something.
I've just received a bit of a weird message.
Oh, here we go.
Julius has just reached out and said that he doesn't want there
to be any more bad blood and he wants to clear the air with me -
will I meet him tomorrow for a coffee?
He should be messaging him! Not you! Knowing Julius,
it's going to come from a good place.
He is, honestly, he's one of my favourite boys.
Like, he's a good, good man. You know, he's a life coach now.
He can, like... Sorry? He's a what?
Oh, God. I'm sorry.
Hold on, wait. He's a what?
Come on. Come on.
He's a life coach? Yeah.
Doesn't he live at home with his mum?
No, what I'm saying is, mate...
He's a trainer of how to ruin lives? Is that what he is?
You've got to have your own shit in order before you can coach.
I don't think he's got his shit in order. He needs to focus on himself
before he advises other people on their relationships.
He's very good at giving advice. He's a very passionate guy,
and when he feels something, he will, he will share it. Totally.
We were great friends, like, I cared for him a lot and like,
valued his friendship and I let him into my life
and, you know, confided in him. And he was a great friend.
I don't think he was a good friend to you, and I think...
I don't think he did care.
I think he was saying he cared and did nothing about it.
It's just awkward because I know he doesn't like you
and you're my boyfriend, so I feel I'm put in an awkward position.
But at the same time, the right thing to do would be
for me to go, hear him out, hear what he's got to say
because I am interested, and I'd also like to make myself clear
about how I feel about the situation.
Then do it, and you can update me on what he has to say,
and his really, really relevant opinions.
OK.
# Onto the next level, I just want the final fight
# Onto the next level, I'll be with my right guy... #
Well, it's so nice to be in London.
Yeah. I'm just really enjoying myself right now. I miss it, baby.
You see, last time seeing Amelia and Harvey was lovely.
It's just like, nice to see people. You know?
It was... It was nice. It was nice to see them.
But I felt like I was under fire.
You were, like, constantly saying,
and I don't know if you were...
No, you know what, you weren't joking, about
"Oh, James, if we don't get married, I'm going to walk the other way."
Like, all of this, and I know your personality,
but I found it almost rude.
I found it... That's why I'm annoyed
because you just keep on bringing it up and I'm getting frustrated.
I get that. But at the same time, I can't... I can't lie to you.
I can't just be like, "Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
It's been three years that we're together.
Yeah. I don't want to be in this situation where
I need to give you an ultimatum.
You don't. OK. I swear to you, do not give me an ultimatum.
Do not rush me into anything I don't want to do.
I'm not saying that I'm going to give you an ultimatum,
but I've got my limit and now I'm getting to the limit
where I'm like, I'm getting fed up.
Don't start making such a happy moment in our lives
a painful experience by questioning everything.
This is out of your control.
I'm going to be the one that makes all the plans, OK?
But when?
Within the next few years. Within the next few years?
Yes. That could be... Well, you better pack your suitcase
because now I'm telling you that the ultimatum is going to happen.
If you're telling me in the next few years - in the next few years?!
What do you mean, next few years?
Could be one. It could be two. It's usually two.
It's a couple of years. No, it's a few years, OK?
But I'm explaining to you... So I'm going to be 32 years old,
and then I'm going to have...
30 or 33, and then I'm going to have my first kid at what age?
Maeva, look... 34. 34! You're really testing me now
because this is a subject that you have to leave alone.
And if you don't give me a little bit of time,
we're going to end up arguing
and making this special moment horrid.
It's a bit healthy for us. Very healthy. Herbal tea.
I know. Normally we'd be having shots by now.
I am thinking of going sober.
What? Yeah. Oh, don't say that.
No, you won't. For the sake of my relationship.
Maybe!
Maybe. No, I'm happy for you. I'm glad you guys sorted it out.
Surprised she took you back after last year, though.
Same.
Last year was a big lesson. Yeah.
Seeing how upset I made Inga, seeing how I destroyed our relationship.
Yeah. I've done a lot of, like, love letters and flowers, and I think...
Yeah, I think... Yeah. I realised what I did kind of straightaway.
What is going to happen, though, when we're all hanging out
and Verity shows up? I'm just not going to speak to her.
Inga obviously doesn't like Verity at all.
She thinks she's super shady. Understandably.
Which I completely get.
But you guys seem good. Me and Inga are actually super good.
Like, I think things are actually working out.
How long is this going to last?
I think it's going to last at least a couple weeks.
No, I'm kidding!
I genuinely believe, I think this is like a long-term relationship,
and I think... You're in love with her, right? Yeah.
When are you going to make her your girlfriend?
I need to do it, but I want to make sure it's like, some grand gesture.
You're not proposing to her.
I know, but I want it to be, like, memorable, you know?
Do you think she fully trusts you?
I think...
Hang on, no. Sorry.
SHOULD she fully trust you? Yes.
100%. Good.
I'm glad you're saying that.
Yeah. Have you changed?
Let's not speak too soon. Let's not be silly.
# I feel hypnotised, hypnotised
# Pull me out of the water, I'm hypnotised
# I've been hypnotised, hypnotised... #
Oh, my God, hi!
So sweet! Oh, my gosh!
Incredible.
Can you believe it?
Show me, show me, show me.
Oh, my gosh, it's beautiful.
I'm so excited.
You're going to be, like... I know. ..Mrs Laing. Did I say it right?
No, it's actually "Layng". Lang! Laing! Lay-ang! No, it's Laing.
What are we going to call you now? Habbs? Oh, my God.
Laing. Laingy?
Laingsy.
Laingsy! Laingsy!
I like Laingsy.
OK, so what have we got going on?
Well, we've got Liv's drinks coming up. Oh, yeah, that'll be fun.
Yeah, it will be really fun.
Oh, my God. Is it going to be the first time you've seen Sam?
And Inga. Does she hate you?
Well, I've just got this sense of like, that she does hate me.
But basically, after this whole scenario happened
at the ball, that was quite dramatic,
I apologised to her, and she accepted my apology and was like,
"OK, let's move forward. Let's go for a walk or whatever.
"Let's grab a glass of wine."
So then when I texted her, I got no reply.
I then continued to text her like, every two weeks, like four times,
and I just heard nothing back.
And then I saw on her social media that she alluded to me as a snake.
What? It's just a bit two-faced.
I really thought things were cleared, but they're clearly not,
and I'm not going to have her going around saying things behind my back.
# I never wanted it Yet I am back again
# Looking for some strange again... #
Thank you so much.
Hey, Rube. Hey.
Come and, er, come and join.
Thank you.
I thought I'd get us a couple of bubbles.
Lovely. Thank you.
Thanks for coming.
No, thanks for the message.
Yeah, I guess, Rube, I just want to just like get to the bottom
of all this, really.
And I understand, from your point of view, I understand what's going on.
I just want to know why the unfollowing.
I want to know why you unfollowed me and friended Miles.
I want to know why I'm fake.
I just want to.... I just want to get to the bottom of it.
Can you just tell me what's going on?
I think, like, on reflection of everything that's happened
like within the last year,
the reason I unfollowed you all off Instagram
is because I genuinely didn't think that any of you actually
care about me as a person.
And I think I... But let's, let's get to like...
OK, do you know what? The fact that I haven't got in touch with you as much, or Fred hasn't,
doesn't mean we're fake or shit or bad friends.
Like, we haven't heard from you, either, Rubes.
Like, now you're back with Rez,
it's like you've discarded all three of us.
In the last few months, we just haven't spoken,
and we haven't been great friends.
And Rez and I have rekindled, and you have made it really obvious
that you don't like him, and it has made me feel awkward.
My opinion of Rez is because of everything you said to me.
I've never been... Like, no-one's ever called me fake before.
And I own it. I did call you fake. I stand by it.
So, you think I'm fake? Yes, I do.
How? I think you meddled and got involved in something
that was irrelevant.
Every time I got involved was when I had your back.
Yes, I didn't like Rez because of the way I thought he treated you.
And after everything you said about him and then you go back to him.
I did lose a lot of respect for you, Rube.
You've lost a lot of respect for me? I, I lost...
That will be the reason we are not friends.
That's fine. But, like, I'm just telling you the truth.
I'm being super honest with you. This person treated you awfully
and you're back with him.
Julius, it's not your life or relationship.
You don't have to be with Rez.
No, I don't, no, I don't. If you want to be my friend,
you should support me rather than...
You should also be a friend to me. You're just giving me negativity.
All you do is slag Rez off, and you're so nasty about him.
Do you not remember the things you said about him? I do.
But then I've decided to go back. That's my life, my decision.
As I said earlier... You won't support it, so we won't be friends.
As I said, as I said, Ruby, I'm fine with you if you're happy.
It doesn't sound like you are.
I'm fine if you're happy. Does not sound like you're fine.
This feels like your friendship with me was, it's just like,
when you needed me, you were friends with me.
When you didn't need me and you were with Rez, you dropped me.
That's how... I felt the same about you.
OK.
I have to be really loyal to my relationship now, my boyfriend.
And that's where my priority is. So, I'm going to go,
but thank you for the invite.
Victoria, you look majestic.
I don't know why. Never have you looked better.
I'm sleep-deprived.
How is my beautiful, perfect, sublime goddaughter?
She's amazing. She's feral, but...
Feral?
She's wild.
But I think a touch of wild is essential.
Oh, I think so, too. Can you imagine having...
..a boring child. Who's just so?
No. No, no, no, no.
She's definitely not.
And it's funny - she, she attracts,
she gravitates to certain...people.
She likes boys, men.
Good-looking men. That's my girl. Mm.
Reminds her of her father. Exactly.
How is her father? Her father's well.
You visited him? Yeah.
So, I got there for the court case,
which was quite daunting.
Then I went to go and see him probably two weeks later
in that lovely place.
What colour do they wear? Orange?
No, thank God. It's really not his colour.
Royal blue? No, no, no.
It was sort of a khaki jumpsuit.
Oh, that's all right. Yeah.
Khaki can work. It has a sort of military...
It's OK. It has a collar, at least.
OK. Oh, thank God. Mm.
Are you allowed to touch? No, but do I always follow the rules?
But can you imagine what it meant to him?
Oh, everything. Everything. Yeah.
I don't think you fully understand quite how extraordinary you are.
Your ability to deal with anything that life throws at you,
and you're so coherent.
You're together. You're strong.
Oh, you're so sweet. No, I'm not.
Well, on the outside, yes.
But, of course, there are, like, pretty hard moments.
Of course there are, but you have self-belief.
I've got little Gaia to look after.
I know. That was the strangest thing about Gaia coming into this world,
is, I suddenly realised that something more important than me
was going to take priority for ever.
Oh, my God.
OK, where are we going?
Oh!
SHE LAUGHS
Babe, that's so cute.
This is so sweet.
How long did it take you to do this?
Baby, this is all day. I didn't go to work.
SHE LAUGHS That's for you, baby.
For me? I thought I'd make a change to spend some time like at the flat,
and I thought I wanted to make some effort just for me and you.
There's just lots of stuff that I want to say to you
and talk to you about.
I feel like what we have is like magic.
I mean that. I honestly mean that.
You make me feel...
You make me feel amazing, and like,
no girl has made me feel this way, ever.
No, I think what I have with you I've never had with anyone.
Ever.
THEY LAUGH
That honestly makes me like truly happy.
You're so wet.
For me now, ever since I've met you, I honestly do,
I love you more.
And...I would love for you to be my girlfriend.
# I heard you fell in love with a girl... #
Are you asking me out properly? Yes.
# She makes you feel... #
So, will you be my girlfriend?
Yeah, of course, I will be.
# ..on the beach And you finally found a place... #
Boyfriend and girlfriend.
# Let it go
# Lights are on but no-one's home...
Please, tell me you're single.
Yeah. Oh, thank God.
If you were about say you were engaged...
No, I'm nowhere near being engaged. God!
So, you're not dating Sam Prince?
I'm definitely not dating Sam Prince.
Thank God for that. That's for sure. But he's dating Inga, you know.
Yes.
Have they gone fully boyfriend and girlfriend? On the verge.
And I think... I hope he really likes her now,
because I didn't get vibes that he was fully into it back then.
But I think they always had like this something for each other.
So, I mean, I know they slept with each other
the night of the winter ball.
Of the winter ball?
Yeah, why?
He... That is taking him back so easily.
She's just accepted this guy back into her life that majorly has,
like mugged her off, and I'm getting punished for this still.
All that's happened is I kissed him once in a spin the bottle game.
No, no, no.
You kissed him in his bedroom afterwards.
No, we didn't. We kissed once in the game.
He said you kissed each other in the bedroom. He...
No, we literally just had a peck.
No snogging? Oh! Someone's lying.
No, I really, I wish them all the best.
I just personally would never've taken him back that quickly,
and I can't not see Sam Prince getting drunk on a night out
and, like, you know, shagging someone else.
I, no, I'm definitely not going to get involved or anything.
If anything, I wanna clear the air with Inga and be like,
"Look, I am not getting involved."
She doesn't really want you to be mates with her or mates with Prince.
God, your drinks are going to be a barrel of laughs.
LAUGHS
I'm just so apprehensive about, like, being around other people,
it's going to change the dynamic.
And why is it... I don't want to see Verity, to be honest.
For obvious reasons.
Is it because you're worried of me and her or are you worried about...
No, not at all. ..having a conversation with her?
I'm not worried about having a conversation with her.
I think it's more the fact that she maintained her innocence
the whole way, and she's never come to me
and told me what actually happened.
You know, you came to me and told me that you guys did meet up.
She invited you back to her house. You did kiss.
Whereas, when we saw each other at the Winter Ball,
she literally just yelled at you and said you tried to kiss her.
I mean, I don't particularly want to see her,
but I do feel like she needs calling out on all of this. Yeah.
I think she's like a snake in sheep's clothing.
# Whoa, gonna help me cos
# This house is burning down. #
UPBEAT ELECTRO POP MUSIC PLAYS # Oh
# What have you done to us?
That's so beautiful.
# Oh
# What have you done to us? #
I think that's the breast dress you've got.
Breast dress?Best...I think it looks like the headlight of a car. THEY SNORT
Oh, hey, Tabitha. Hello!
Hey. Bye.
How are you? Good.
You're looking sensational.
Oh, so are you!
I haven't seen you since we bumped into each other at the salon.
I was going to say, my hair's
almost as good as yours.
It's because we see the same person. They do a great blowdry.
They do. I've always wanted to get to know you.
Oh, me too! I've always been like, "She looks like so much fun." THEY LAUGH
# You belong, you belong
# With us... #
Fi, congratulations.
Thank you.
Come on, then. You gotta show us.
HABBS CHUCKLES
It's so pretty.
Thank you.
It is. It's, he did well, it's done really well.
My finger is cold right now.
We're dying for a diamond, aren't we?
I planned already the wedding in my head.
Now it's just, I'm just waiting for the bloody proposal.
It's going to come.
We'll see. But yeah,
we need to do, like, girls' drinks and stuff to, like, celebrate. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that would be nice.
And also, like, we need to try, like, wedding cakes
and champagne tasting, fun things like that.
Aw, that's nice. Champagne.
That would be so... So sad. That's a bit of you, Maeva. THEY LAUGH
Me and Maeva'll be sitting in the corner
while everyone's got rings on...
Putting on weight, keep eating cakes and, "Yeah, that's mine. Great." THEY LAUGH
# Clenched between my teeth... # CORK POPS
# For you, I chew my cheeks
# For you... #
How did you feel when you saw Ruby tonight?
Yeah, a bit awkward.
Did she say anything?
No, she looked at me, I looked straight.
When I looked back, she looked straight down.
HE EXHALES SHARPLY There's no friendship there. I'm OK.
Yeah. I'm a big boy.
I've got amazing mates like you.
But I did meet up with Trist and Rez.
As you know, I do get on with them.
And then Ruby walked in and
she felt very strongly opinionated,
kind of bringing up the whole situation
with what you're going through at the moment.
OK. And it did make me feel slightly uncomfortable.
What were they saying?
They were, you know, I brought up the whole thing...
All of them? Well, certainly Rez and Tristan.
Yeah. And...
I said, you know,
"Julius is a life coach now. He's obviously very emotionally aware."
As I said that, they kind of mocked it
and kind of took the piss out of it a bit,
I was a bit like, "That's a bit dickish."
Rez was basically saying,
"He's a life coach and ruining lives.
"He's... Doesn't he still live with his mum?
"He's put my and Ruby's relationship at turmoil,"
erm, and he was kind of just, yeah, just basically mocking you, really.
Well, who mocks, who mocks someone's career path
that someone's super passionate about?
Yep.
What a dick.
It's really awkward tonight because Inga keeps ignoring me.
I was in the loo. She walked in, went, "Oh, my God,"
walked out again. I... No! Yeah. I was like, "Hi."
What? But like, why?
Cos I don't even, I don't even know what happened.
Oh, my gosh. What happened was I literally kissed him once in a game.
Then she's made Sam unfollow me on Instagram. SHE GASPS
But he still searches my name and looks at my stories.
That's wild.
Actually, my thing is... Oh, Inga's coming.
Hello. Hi.
How are we? OK, how are you? OK.
I didn't realise you guys were friends.
Yeah! Yeah? Yeah. Yeah?
How are you?
Yeah, I actually was coming over to chat to...
So is it OK if we have a minute?
That OK? I'll see you later. I'll see you later.
Yeah. I'll come and find you.
VERITY CLEARS THROAT Congratulations, you guys look...cozy.
Are you back together?
We're together officially, yeah.
Yeah, no, you look very cozy.
Apparently, you had some opinions about it.
Well, you haven't spoken to me since everything happened.
Well, yeah. Apparently, you're confused
as to why we're not friends.
Well, why have you accepted my apology and then ignoring me?
You made yourself to look very fucking innocent
and to be the victim in the whole thing.
I'm not the victim. I'm not...
Do you think you're the victim?
Inga, Guy played us both.
But you never told all the truth.
What is the truth?
That he came back to yours and you did kiss.
We kissed, like, literally twice.
You never told me that.
You've lied since day one.
Are you joking? Inga... No, I'm not joking.
I haven't had time to tell you. You've been ignoring me.
You told Liv the only time you kissed was the Lake District.
You're a fucking liar. Yeah, I'm not telling Liv that.
I'll tell you that because you're asking.
You invited him back to yours cos you're thirsty as fuck.
You kissed him then. You've never told me that. Inga...
You've never told me that. I haven't been able to see you and tell you.
You have this victim complex. You cannot...
Oh, shut up, Inga. No, I don't.
I won't shut up. He played me.
Why are you back with this guy?
What the fuck did you care?
Why have you forgiven him?
We're rebuilding that trust. What does it matter to you?
OK. Well, he's still viewing my Instagram stories.
Well, I'm... It's just a bit bizarre.
To be honest, you're a fucking liar,
so I don't even believe what you say cos you're a fucking snake.
VERITY SCOFFS You know what? You are charming.
Whatever. I don't care. I...
I think you feel like a mug and you're very two-faced,
so off you go. You're sending me on MY way? INGA LAUGHS
Yeah, go find your boyfriend.
I'll go find my boyfriend.
Go find all the friends you don't fucking have
because you're a fucking dick. Ciao.
OK, sure. Bye, honey.
# And flood the room with light... #
CLUB MUSIC POUNDS
Chaps. Oh, Rez. You're looking very smart.
You too, mate. Rez.
Can I have a quick chat with Jules?
Of course you can. Cheers, boy.
I'll leave you boys to it. See you in a bit.
Digton. Lots of love. Would you like some caviar?
Uh, nah, I'm not that
hungry actually, mate. How're you?
I'm good. I just, yeah, I don't know if you heard,
I'm a life coach now. You're a life coach?
Yeah. Nice. I'm sure you'd be fantastic at that.
Thank you. I heard you said something differently, so...
Did I? Yeah. What do you think about that?
What do I think about what? Sorry, you lost me.
What you said to Digby?
I couldn't care less, I'll say it to your face.
Say it. I'm all ears. You'd be a terrible life coach.
Why d'you think that?
I've seen how you are with everyone else, with me.
That's all I need to base it on. How am I with you?
You pretty much ruined my relationship,
I'm still scarred from what you did. I didn't ruin your relationship.
You created massive conflict. I was a fucking fierce...
You were a meddling little cock to me.
So that is why I'll say to Digby
I don't think you'd be that successful as a life coach.
Stop fucking talking about life coaching.
You haven't seen me life coach. But it's the whole...
You haven't fucking seen me do my job. I help people...
You don't know me. ..countless people every fucking week.
It's like I'm talking to a kid. Stop talking about my career.
You are such a cock. How? I'm standing talking to you.
Do you not think you're being a cock right now?
No, you're not gonna stop? You actually project all this stuff.
You're so oblivious... Why're you getting so wound up?
First point, I'm getting wound up cos you're not letting me speak.
Let me speak. Exactly what you've done to me, but sure.
I'm getting wound up because you're not letting me speak. I'm all ears.
OK, good, mate. So did you tell Ruby that you've lost all respect for her
because she's going back out with me?
Do you wanna know why?
No. You don't wanna know why?
No, I don't.
I'm saying to you, you shouldn't say that to her, right?
I don't mean that awfully.
It's actually a very common thing.
I thought you were fucking great mates with her.
Of course I lost respect for her.
The things she said about you, then she gets back with you?
Yeah, I lost respect. You're a farce.
You disguise the fact you're a cunning, evil bloke, man...
There you go, more insults.
Standing here, calling me a farce, a cock, all these things.
Have I assaulted you this evening? No.
I think you're a guise... That's where we differ.
Dude... At the end of the day, you need life coaching.
See you later, Julius. Fuck off, mate. Tosser.
To be completely honest, I get to the point where
I'm getting so impatient.
James gave me a timeline.
When? So...
It's not going to happen in, like, a few years now. EMILY LAUGHS
I'm gonna have to wait at least for two good years.
I'm not going to wait two years.
I can't.
Do you want one?
Got one, sir. Thank you. Oh, right.
This is why I come down to London.
To see me?
No, for the party.
Aw. Mate, you're playing away a lot these days.
Having to come in from Cambridge.
It's a trek. Hm.
But the stress isn't coming from, like, where we're living.
It's more like her hammering home this...
"I want a proposal now.
"I want the wedding. I want all of this."
And I know that the other day with Emily...
She was strong on that. Yeah.
But, like, we met for lunch and she just went to a different level.
HARVEY SIGHS Mate, that's so frustrating.
Between me and you, I'm not ready yet.
Like, I'm completely not ready yet.
Also, forcing it on you surely doesn't help you
want to be ready, does it?
Cos you're there with a leash around you, like...
Getting walked up the aisle. Yeah.
Stand there and be like, "Does anyone have any objections?"
Yes. I do. Yeah, I'm not ready.
Can we do this in a few years, please?
Oh, my God. It's just, like, Maeva just needs to wait.
That's all I want from her.
What are you going to do?
Er, I thought about it.
I really thought about it.
I was, like, by myself.
I was just like, "OK, Maeva, come on.
"What do you actually really want to do?"
And...
I think I'm going to propose to him.
Sorry, what?
I think I'm gonna have to do it.
I'm gonna have to propose to James.
No, sorry, I'm not laughing, but...
You're going to propose to James?
I think I'm gonna have to be the one doing it
because basically he doesn't have the balls to do it.
I got the balls to do it. You've got big, big balls.
That's all I can say. My mum, for example,
she proposed to my dad. Did she?
Yeah. Wow.
That's pretty big.
I'm thinking about my life.
I'm thinking about what I want.
And this is what I want.
Between me and you,
I do have that little voice in my head thinking,
"Do I miss that single life a little bit?"
Sure, yeah.
Maeva's pushing this proposal and wedding and all of this
so much on me that I'm just like, "Come on."
I almost want to run away - run away at the altar.
# Careful what you wish for. #
How's the new girlfriend - Emma?
She's the first girl after you that
I've actually managed to feel something.
She's Ollie Locke's ex? Yeah.
I'm not sure how she's acting right now is completely trustworthy.
I got a message from Emma.
You need yourself a South African.
Yeah.
Julius is quite fit.
He's a good friend of mine. I will set you guys up.
It's only fair you bring someone for me.
OK.
Hey! No...What are you doing here?! THEY LAUGH
Hi. I'm actually pleasantly surprised, Miles.
I forget how good-looking you are sometimes.
Aw, thank you. Aw. I forget how beautiful you are.
This is my first proper boyfriend.
Wow. Oh, God, he's gorgeous.
I don't trust Sam Prince.
I don't like him.
I think it's super unhealthy that she's pushing at this point.
I mean, an engagement should come naturally.
You little rat. Ooh.
You piece of shit.
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