I did see Harvey, and I did kiss him.
I can't wait around any more.
Do you like her?
I vibed with her, yeah. We got on.
Honestly for me, like, it was really, like, alcohol-fuelled.
How is Robbie?
We basically have been experimenting with, like, other people.
No! I'm kind of regretting it.
I'm not asking for an open relationship.
I don't want that.
But this is something that I want to do.
I had such a nice time in Majorca.
Why end it there? Extend the fun.
Keep your nose out of my business.
Don't you have, like, a baby shower to plan?
Well, you're going to crash in a wall.
We're all going to laugh about it
because I was here to help you out.
I just don't want to waste time any more.
SHE CRIES
I knew it!
For a split second, like, I doubted myself.
Joel and I had a threesome.
Oh, fabulous.
You don't have a leg to stand on.
She is so thirsty and desperate.
Shots fired already.
Now I'm feeling like you don't trust me.
You know, people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones,
and we shouldn't. I think she's trouble.
He did stay the night. Oh, you lied. She's twisting everything.
I don't care. Enjoy.
# This feels like forever
# Your home will always be here
# This place in love together
# It's like you never left
# Feels like forever
# your home will always be here
# This place in love together... #
Would you care to hear the specials?
THEY LAUGH Who's the fourth glass for?
Inga. HE GASPS
This is exciting.
# Feels like forever
# Your home will always be here
# This place in love together
# It's like you never left... #
By the way, are you a bit hot in here?
Where's...where's your helmet?
No, seriously,
it's the middle of summer, Robert - what are you doing?
I admire the fact that you've decided
to go for fashion over function. Thank you, my love.
I think that's a good choice, babe. Don't let her put you down. Yeah.
Hello, gorgeous. You look beautiful as ever.
Nice to see you, sweetheart. So, do you. How are we?
Would you like a drink?
I would love one.
How are you?
Yeah, I'm all right. I'm good. This is a blast from the past.
Isn't it just? This is rare.
We obviously saw each other at Paris's. Yeah.
It was the first time we saw each other in months, as well.
I know.
I think I had not quite appreciated how much of a bad place you were in.
Yeah. And I think, instead of being there for each other,
we did the polar opposite and, like, attacked each other. Mmm.
And then, went in the opposite directions, when all we both
probably needed was a friend. Like, it's just...
..it was so stupid, and we were so close. Yeah.
Well, I'm prepared to forget everything you've both said
about each other behind each other's backs,
so let's cheers to happy families.
Cheers. Cheers to that.
Cheers. Just moving on.
Anyway, I'm so glad that all my closest friends
can be around one table again
because I'm in much need of a consultation.
Is this about the threesome thing? Yeah.
Are you OK? Yeah, I...I'm OK. I uh...
Obviously, for me... Yeah?
..I am completely comfortable with, on the odd occasion,
inviting someone in to the bedroom.
You were excited about it, weren't you? I was very excited.
But it seems that Joel is getting
a bit put off by that excitement, I think.
OK. And, basically, he, you know, thinks that I might...
Cheat. ..go do something stupid, yeah.
Which obviously really hurts to hear.
I think it's actually more that he's become, in a way,
insecure in the relationship with himself,
and I don't think it has anything to do with you.
But that's the thing. Like, I don't want to...
Well, this is kind of brutal for me, but I'm just going to be honest.
Like, I don't want to be at the receiving end
of his insecurity.
If Joel said, "I don't want to do this at all any more..."
..how would you feel?
Would you be comfortable to stop it, or...?
Look, being honest, I'm happy to keep exploring.
But, I mean, if he didn't want to do it, full stop, forever,
I mean, that's a different conversation.
I don't really know what to say to that.
# You and I, hear your thoughts in the silence
# Synchronised... #
Yesterday was fun.
Yeah, it was actually. Yesterday was great. Mmm.
Ollie was so good at cricket! He is secretly good at cricket.
Yeah. He was like a little.... He was so quick between the wicket.
I'm not going to lie, I was really surprised how good
he looks in that gear.
I was like, "Wow, you suit this. This works."
I just, just loved how he was barefoot with some pads on.
Yeah. He loves being barefoot. He looked like a hobbit.
He did. If you look at Ollie, it's like God did so well,
and then he got to the feet, and he just gave up.
And it's these, like...
He could literally make his way to Mordor. I know, it's mad.
Tough as nails. Yeah. How's the move going?
We're still searching, but do you know what I'm most excited about?
This is going to be the family home.
This is going to be where we raise our kids. That's so nice.
It's exciting, isn't it? So, so exciting, bro.
I'm, like, adulting. Yep.
Guy's freaking me out. Ah, God, where am I in my life?
I think you're getting all kind of serious now, aren't you? Yeah.
Yeah. This is, uh...
Are you putting a lot of pressure on yourself? Yeah, I feel like you are.
Maybe. I don't know. You know what?
It's only natural when you hear your friends, like,
"OK, we're buying our dream home, our family home with, you know...
"Going to have a kid, and we're going to get married."
And it's...everyone around is kind of getting there,
and it does make you think a little bit.
So, after the chat we had the other day about Issy,
did you speak to her at the cricket game?
Yes. Yes, I did. Um...
Hmm. How did she take it?
Not the best.
For a split second, like, I doubted myself
and I was like, "Am I, like, actually being stupid here?
"Am I overthinking everything again?"
Like, she said something, she was like,
"I don't think you even know what you want."
And when she said it, it made me go, "Whoa.
"Like, what do I want?
"Like, what am I...what am I searching for?"
Because, like, in so many ways,
she is, like, the ideal girl, right?
And it should work. It should, but it's not.
When was the last serious relationship you had? Was it Maeva?
Yeah.
You know, it was horrible towards the end.
It was really... So, my last...
..my last glimpse of what a relationship was, was horrendous.
I think Maeva has actually caused you a lot more damage
than you actually think, mate.
Like, it ended five years ago,
but you're still being haunted by it.
# You can't unbreak what is already broken
# I, I won't stay now it's over
# You said I had to be... #
Thank you.
Hi. Hi.
Can I have a glass of water, please?
Thank you.
What do you want?
I just wanted to talk to you because I just wanted
to kind of clear the air a bit.
But also, I just wanted to tell you that you were right about... Ah.
..about everything with Miles.
As much as I hate to admit,
yesterday at the cricket, he ended things between us.
Yeah, I mean, I'm just not surprised.
Well, he was just, like, out of nowhere in my world.
He...he just came and he asked me, like, what I wanted.
Like, do I want a serious relationship?
Like, do I want kids in the future?
And when he asked me the question,
I didn't want to say I wanted something serious cos I didn't want
to scare him off.
But I think it kind of just backfired on me completely
because he said, like, the next person he meets, it...
...he wants it to be something for real this time.
Are you joking?
I'm just...I just feel... I feel really, like...
Has he tried to contact you?
He messaged me. Ah.
And he was like... He went, "How are you doing?
"I'm really sorry."
Like, "If you want, we can meet up and talk about it,
"but no worries if not." All that.
I just haven't replied. What a gentleman.
He is lost, and you can't do anything with that.
So, yes, he's a good-looking boy,
but Miles is...
..himself doesn't...he doesn't know what he wants.
Doesn't even know.
Anyway, in all seriousness, how is everything?
Like, what actually is going on with this whole Harvey thing?
I think it has been made to be a lot bigger than it is.
Yeah. Basically, he invited Robbie and I to a festival.
Yeah. And...and then, yeah, we went for drinks
and then just ended up getting... Wait, what? Yeah.
Did you sleep together? You didn't sleep together, did you?
No, no, no, no. Like, we did not have sex. OK.
But he did stay the night. Just slept two metres apart.
This is what I mean. This is why I think I was lying about it.
People are going to speculate... Yeah. Sorry.
..and make it seem so much bigger than it was. Yeah.
And it genuinely was nothing more than a drunken mistake for me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The only other thing is have you spoken to Emily?
No, and I want to.
I think, out of respect, I should go speak to her. Yeah.
But I don't want her to think it was anything more than what it was.
Yeah. And I don't want her to think I was going behind her back
or snaking her in any way. You're adhering to girl code.
Well, now. It's a bit late for girl code.
# I can shape-shift
# I can fake shit
# I can fix and I can break it
# Do you like what you see now? #
Cheers. Cheers, darling girl.
It's so good to see you. Oh, it's so nice to see you.
Tell me everything. How was Mykonos?
Oh, my God, Mykonos was unbelievable.
We... Everyone needs to go.
Like, beautiful, just beautiful people.
How's things? How are you feeling? How's...?
Are you single? What's going on?
He actually ended it with me.
Really? Yeah.
You know, I love him. I wish him all the happiness in the world.
Like, I'm not angry any more.
I don't want to do the blame-game thing. Yeah.
I don't think he's a bad person.
I don't think he was an awful boyfriend.
Genuinely, I thought we were going to get married. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My head was, like, fully in it, but I just don't think it worked.
You know what? In life... Yeah.
..you just can't settle. Yeah.
And, you know, concentrate on yourself - be selfish.
Just have...you know, enjoy yourself. Yeah.
I feel like we need to book another girls' trip.
I'm just, like, keeping me busy. Yeah.
That is what you need to do. Just keep occupied. Yeah.
Do you know what? I just actually feel very out the loop?
Like, I don't really know what's going on.
I need you to fill me in on all the gossip.
Honestly, the weirdest scenarios have gone on lately.
So... Oh, no, no, no, I'm scared. I need to have a sip of this.
No, no, no...yeah, have a sip of that, seriously. A gulp.
It's so strange. It's bizarre.
Although I kind of saw it coming.
Right, Inga and Harvey...
..have supposedly gone on this night out or something,
and he has ended up staying over at her house.
She is so thirsty and desperate.
The minute I broke up with Rez, last summer, she was in his DMs
within two minutes. Literally.
I just think she's very bizarre.
Like, she knows me and Harvey were together for two years.
She should come up to me and at least say...
Course she should. ..either, "Sorry, Ems, you know,
"this has happened," just pre...
Just tell me, so I don't have to hear it through everyone else.
It's a bit embarrassing.
The thing is with Inga, I feel like she's burnt every bridge.
She burns every bridge. Oh, she has.
She has burnt more bridges than there are in London.
Do you know what I mean? There are no bridges left to burn.
Ruby's. Hello. Hey! Oh, my God, I've missed you.
I've missed you. How are you? Hello. Hello, how are you? Hi.
I've just been filling Ruby in on the, uh, situation...
Yeah. ..at hand. It's been tough.
I don't really quite know what to say.
I mean, how actually are you?
Right now, like, so confused.
Because I've been pining for Inga,
and then the whole Harvey situation happened.
That's why this whole situation is so tough.
But why is it all...why is the ball always in her court?
Why is it her decision if she wants to be with you?
It's because... Why is it never, you know, up to you?
This sounds crazy, but I feel...
Like, she's, like, my fucking soulmate, and that's why...
..that's why I'm so scared to move on.
I'm so worried that I'll never have that connection with anyone else.
I think it's bad news. I think she's...
I think she's trouble. Yeah.
I think if she loved you, she wouldn't be in bed with Harvey.
Yeah. Ultimately.
That's not right.
I know it's not right. I know it's not right.
Here we go. Come on, the boy! Ah, olives.
But these are slipping through my hands. Oh, go on, the boy.
Yes, mate. Thank you very much. What's this?
What's this "no pint" about?
You're on the break up diet, aren't you?
Bit soon there, mate. Bit soon. Bit soon. Bit soon.
Look at me, I'm struggling. I'm so hot.
Yeah, I tell you what else is struggling - that dress. I'm tired.
I can't wear any more of any of my clothes.
I literally can't wear anything.
And you're here, reading your bloody journal,
not even having a conversation with me.
Look, Maeva, darling,
I rub your feet constantly in bed OK?
We're having lukewarm baths.
That's terrible.
But I get in there for you
because that's what you need for the baby.
You don't have to be in there with me if you don't want to.
But I... If the bath is not hot enough.
And sometimes I actually want to be in the bath on my own.
Can you stop eating?
I am pissed off at the world right now.
Everyone annoys me.
Oh, my God. I am so relieved I had this argument with Liv
and I managed to say everything,
and I felt so good for it.
So, it's like that with everyone.
What about me?
Well, you annoy me, obviously.
No, actually, there's just one person, actually,
that I quite like now. Issy.
Issy? Ah, Miles' new...
Ex. Oh, already?
Yeah, do you see?
I knew it!
I knew it. Who was right? Bebe.
Babe, the whole Miles thing was put to bed, like, officially...
Oh, that. ..when we, darling,
made an announcement to everyone there that we'd got engaged.
Oh, please.
And, I just,
I kind of wanted to leave that chapter there and...
But you have to be on the same page with me and stop talking
to his current girlfriends.
I'm so bored of it. I know, I know. But also...
Yeah, well, there's... Yeah, so take me seriously right now.
Yeah, no, but there's something else that's quite funny
you need to know. OK.
Yeah, apparently, he said to Issy
that he was ready for marriage and kids.
Can you believe that bullshit?
Do you know what? I feel sorry for him, you know,
cos he's saying these things.
I...I kind of believe that he's on that path,
and good luck to him.
But I think the woman that he did want to do it with
is sitting in front of me right now.
# Hard to pretend
# Why do you think I stayed till the end?
# Why do you think I'm taking all my time, make my mind up... #
How are you mate? I haven't caught up with you.
Yeah, lot's been going down.
You know, Ruby and I, we weren't really...
The situation wasn't really progressing or evolving,
and I had to just kind of distance myself.
It got too much. It was...
I just needed to kind of focus on myself.
So you broke up with her? So you broke up with her? I did, yeah.
But on that note, I'm single, you're single. I am.
What's going on with you, mate?
I'm not sure Harvey is single actually these days.
What are you saying? Why what's going on?
Yeah, I'm a little confused
because I spent this night with Inga.
Things obviously led to her house.
So, you slept together?
No, we did everything but...
OK, so, clearly, this wasn't just a drunken kiss.
This was... Absolutely not.
Like, I spent the whole, like, morning and day there pretty much.
Like, watched a movie and shit. Oh.
Uh, and then, I was excited to see...
You know, go on another date and see wherever it might have gone.
She even said, "I'd go on another date with you."
So, I don't think you've done anything wrong.
The only thing you done wrong was lie to your boy. Oh, you lied?
I lied to protect her because I thought things might lead
onto another date.
Then, come the cricket day, she just does a full U-turn.
I think her behaviour's pretty
unacceptable to be honest with you, mate.
I think she's played Sam, she's played you.
She basically made it so clear to me that that was done,
that was a closed chapter, like,
"Hi, I'm here. I'm Inga," and...
So, you got used. You got played, brother.
I feel used. That's one love triangle that I wouldn't want
to get involved in. No, no, no. No.
Regardless, Sam is a good lad.
You need to have a conversation with him,
and if he heard what you had to say, I think he'd understand
that Inga's the one pulling the strings.
Well, I had a drink with the girls the other day.
Oh, really.
And, obviously I spoke to them about the chat we had at cricket.
Mmm.
Um, obviously, that wasn't the easiest of chats for me. No.
For either of us.
What hurt me the most is...
And you can correct me if I'm wrong,
but it feels like you're alluding to the fact that you don't,
like, trust me as much as you did.
But I don't know if, maybe, I've overread what you said.
I don't know. I mean, for me, I just need to feel
a bit more secure in this situation.
I think I'd prefer to put a bit more of a pause on it for now.
Pausing it? Yeah.
For now.
Like, it's already been paused.
I'm now feeling like you don't trust me. That's the problem.
You know, I get that I've been a bit overbearing about it,
and I accept that. And that's it. I think... And I accept that.
I think that's... That's where I went wrong.
That was the trigger for me. Yeah.
Obviously, it was only literally about four months
after I lost my virginity that I was in a full-blown
relationship with you. I know.
And so like, yeah, there is an aspect of me
that's a bit like, "Did I really experience being single?"
There is a selfish aspect, for me, that enjoys doing things
because I get a taste of being single,
which is a bit of a bad thing to say, but that's me being honest.
They're all the things that are running through my head.
Was it too early to start this?
Hey.
You look lovely. Thank you.
Thanks for answering my message.
It's all right.
Um, obviously it felt a little bit raw after the cricket event.
Yeah, I just felt like you just sprung it on me,
and there's been no signs, hence why it...my reaction.
Yeah. I know.
I don't really want to bring her up, but, like, Maeva told me twice
exactly what you were going to do. HE SIGHS
She was right, like, the whole time, and I... In what way?
What was she right in? In what way?
She was like, "OK, yeah, Miles is going to give you loads
"of attention, and then after he sleeps with you..."
No. "..he's going to just distance himself."
She doesn't know me any more.
She doesn't know what I'm like with girls. She doesn't.
But she...but she predicted
everything that you were going to do. She...
So, clearly, she does know you. No, she doesn't.
She doesn't predict...she doesn't predict how I feel.
It's...it's frustrating because she...
..she still, to this day, after five years, thinks
that she has this power over me,
and that, for some reason, she can almost control how I feel and...
..and my romantic life.
Look, I've realised,
over the last couple of weeks,
that there is something that I don't really quite understand
about myself in what I'm doing. Mmm.
And why I'm acting a certain way.
And I've decided, now, finally, to actually go and see a therapist.
I feel like it's a really good idea for you to see someone
to, like, try and help that
because you're, like, ruining things for yourself,
but you're just, like, upsetting other people, as well. Yeah.
And like, it's really frustrating for me, or for you and I... Yeah.
..because we could have had something really lovely, I think.
But now, you'll never find out.
Is it weird being here with Sam and Harvey? Little bit.
I'm just going to stay clear of that drama.
Good to see you, boys. Cheers, boys. GLASSES CLINK
Princey, I feel like I haven't seen you in a year.
Oh, it's been ages mate. Boys. Harvey. Hiya.
How you doing mate? Ooh, timing.
You don't look that happy to see me.
Clearly not. No?
There's not really much to say.
If that was Emily, you'd be fucking crying your eyes out.
But, I think you've completely been misled
by whatever Inga's saying to you.
I wasn't instigating anything.
To me, you were not in the picture.
"I'm so over him. He's this, he's that."
I don't even want to say the things cos it's just not nice
for anyone to hear, but it's just not positive things towards you.
But what's not fair is that it's made out to look
like I went out of my way to do it but... Apparently, mate...
Apparently, you were gunning for it. This is the problem mate.
She's twisting everything because, obviously, she has to save face.
I just don't care. She's obviously hurt you.
She's obviously, like, played in between us,
and she's going to tell you what you want to hear.
I'm going to tell you the truth, which is what you deserve.
We went for a drink. It was a business drink
that led to something more. It's hard to hear, I'm sure.
But she was wanting to see where that went.
There's a certain limit to being made out to look
like the fucking idiot bad guy who's tried to, like, come...
Like, it's not what happened mate. Well, I do think you're a bit of an idiot, yeah.
It's probably not what anyone wants to hear,
but I think she was playing both of you,
and I think she was having her cake and eating it.
I think that you guys are both great lads in your own rights.
I don't think he is a good lad though.
I think you're so far from a good lad.
I think you've proved to us, over the last six months,
the sort of bloke you are. What? I think now you've proved to me
the sort of bloke you are. Mate, this was months and months ago.
And you'd moved on, you're sleeping with other people, like...
I haven't slept with anyone mate. What are you on about?
Yes, you have, mate. I know fucking you have been sleeping with other people so just... Bullshit.
Yes, I can pull out a name right now if I have to, mate.
So, don't try and tell me off for getting with her or whatever, and trying to put it on me, mate.
I don't think you've got a leg to stand on, mate.
See you, buddy.
Hey, girls. Hello.
How are you? I'm good. You all right?
Yeah, I'm good. Hi.
I did want to come over to you and just speak,
just to kind of address the elephant in the room. Mm-hm.
And I do wish I'd got a chance to talk to you at cricket.
I just... That would've... You could've easily done that.
It was a drunken mistake from my part.
I apologise. Girl code - I should... I should've just come to you
because it is never nice to have your ex involved
with someone that you know.
It...that should never happen.
Do you know what? It... I've totally moved on, so I'm not...
It doesn't even bother me. It's more Sam.
Seeing him in such a complete state all the time.
He was a complete mess.
It was actually really sad to see someone in such a state.
So, you guys feel bad for Sam? Yes.
Just feel like you're running ringers round him,
and you're just... He's single, and I'm single.
So... You can't condemn me for getting with someone else
when he's already... No, I'm not con...I'm not. Well, you are.
I'm telling you to... No, no, no. ..own your shit.
If you do something, do it. But I'm stood here owning it.
I'm stood here owning it. So, don't lie about it. But I'm not lying about it.
But when you went to Sam's you should've told him there and then.
I don't get why you've got Sam's back in all of this.
Where were you when he was fucking cheating on me? I don't care.
Do you know what, Emily? Both of you... You don't need to shout.
No-one's shouting or raising their voices here. Oh, Ruby, get off
your fucking high horse. You don't have a leg to stand on.
I'm just saying that my friend Sam has been really upset. Right.
And you have fucked up by shagging Harvey, or doing whatever. I didn't shag Harvey!
Or doing everything-but. That's her ex-boyfriend. It's not right. But he'd already shagged someone.
You do not hold Sam accountable for anything he's done.
I'm holding myself accountable for what I've done. Put up my hands. I'm being honest - he's not.
I cannot tell you how embarrassing this is. I don't like liars.
I get a bad vibe from you. I don't particularly like you. Yeah, always have, Emily.
Cool, I'm glad we got that one sorted. Oh, my God. Enjoy.
I don't think this, like, needs to be...
Oh, the little sidekick runs off as well.
Yes, I win! I'm winning!
V, I'm coming for you. THEY LAUGH
I think I'm in the Tour de France or something.
Peeling off, I'm peeling off, I'm peeling off. Whoo! Come on!
I think you let me win that one. Mm-hm, do you think? Yeah.
Ooh. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you.
I've got us some Provence rather than champagne
because I felt like champagne is becoming a bit basic.
THEY LAUGH
Hey. Hi, I'm Sam.
Miles, lovely to meet you. Come through.
Honestly, you look amazing.
Thanks my love. But that aside, there is a suspicious third chair.
Oh, yes, OK, I've got a friend.
His name's Angus.
So, I don't know if you've ever seen, like, these beautiful,
like, dresses that I've been wearing
and, like, these pretty gowns. Angus de Kirkby?
Angus De Kirkby. So you do...you know...you know of him?
I know of Angus de Kirkby, yes.
Yeah, well, I think, I've been really wanting you guys to meet.
Like, he's an amazing person, and, uh...
He's also famously off the rails.
Ooh, look at that. Hello.
You look gorgeous, sweetheart. How are you?
THEY LAUGH
Nice to meet you, Angus. Yeah. I think we should all...
Yeah, nice to meet you properly. ..have a little toast. Cheers.
Yeah, cheers. A little Provence cheers.
Provence cheers. Get the vibes going. Are you a fan of Provence?
I am. Yes. Who isn't? Who isn't?
Especially on a...on a warm day. Mmm. And oysters.
Are you a fan of...? And oysters, yeah.
Are these...have these oysters been separated?
Oysters that haven't been shucked are the bane of my life.
And olives that haven't been pitted, as well.
A man of standards, clearly.
I think I've seen you once before.
Oh, did I bump into you at Isabel's? I think we did.
I think we've met before. Yes, oh, yes. No, I...
Yes, because I know Joel. Oh, you know Joel?
You know my boyfriend. Yeah, I know Joel. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you know my boyfriend. I know Joel from...
..somebody else he was dating prior to you.
Yeah, they were dating very briefly. It was very casual.
Was he good looking? Um, yeah.
I can't say that. He's a very good friend of mine.
I can't say he's not.
But I'm a step up from that bloke.
You are a ste...you're always a step up, darling. Oh, thank you.
So. No, not like Paris.
Whoo!
Ah. Lovely bit of exercise, Julius.
Do you know what? I...I like your choice of sport?
Do you like my glasses?
I love the fringe. No, is it OK?
Yeah, it's cute.
No! Well, it's never going to look good with helmet hair.
But you look...you look great, V. Anyway, how's work?
Oh, my God, it's so good.
Like, everything is just moving in the right direction,
and I finally feel like...like, you know, it's really working,
so it's just... Yeah, I'm absolutely loving it to be honest.
Opening, like, you know, cool... really cool sites round London,
like, Central London, which is awesome. Nice.
So, you have to come to my next opening. I will.
So, how's everything with you? How is Willow?
I didn't know if you were actually going to go out with her or not.
Like, when she arrived, I was a bit...it was a bit of a shock.
Yeah, of course. Like, I was...I was speechless.
She even texted me after being like, "You weren't...
"..you didn't say much. Are you OK?"
Cos I was shocked. I was genuinely shocked. Yeah. Like, I...
When she texts you, do you get, like, excited?
We're not great at texting.
I didn't reply to her the other day and I just didn't mean to...
Cos I was... I...I don't know.
I've been really busy since she's got here.
She's got...she's got a mod...she's already got modelling jobs. Yeah.
So, it doesn't feel like I have to, like, look after her
every second. Yeah. Well, that would completely turn you off.
Turn me off. That just wouldn't work.
Um, so are you going to, like, keep hanging out?
Maybe.
When she said that she came for me, it did make me feel a bit like,
"OK, that's intense." It did. I'm not going to lie. Yeah.
You know, she even said it, like, on my...on my date with her.
So, she definitely came over here just for you? Yeah. Wow.
So, how long have you been dating Joel?
Um, since Christmas of last year. He asked me to be his boyfriend.
I love that. Yeah.
So, how are things going with, uh... Can I fill Angus in?
Do you mind?
Uh, effectively, Joel and I had a threesome.
Oh, fabulous. Planned.
And in all honesty, I liked it.
I thought it was fun.
I had no problem with it.
But my boyfriend has a problem with it,
and the problem is that my excitement
has made him feel insecure.
But I want to be honest with him.
Like, I shouldn't have to hold back.
Yeah.
If you were in a relationship, would you be open to that?
Uh, no.
Right. Yeah.
Babe, you're saying to your boyfriend,
"I know you're insecure but I...but you suggested it.
"Shouldn't have made your bed, and now we've got to lie in it."
Like... I'm not saying that. I'm confused then. Are you not?
Because you're saying to him, "Look, I know you're insecure,
"but I'm not comfortable to go back to the relationship
"where we started in, where it was all happy and just...
"..I was...I was content with just that."
And I'm sorry, that is... Oh, Paris.
No, but this is how I wanted...
..I wanted to say this when the girls were there last time,
but obviously you were upset, and I didn't want to upset you.
But there's either you choose to...
..to do what's going to make you feel
the best in this relationship or you choose to compromise.
How are you?
I'm OK.
I've been getting the grilling of the century from everyone.
I know.
I don't think people understand the full picture.
Um, there's also something I need to be honest about as well.
It pains me to tell you.
I tried to move on.
I really did try to move on, and I did go on a night out,
and I did sleep with someone else.
I think there...there's no...there's actually no excuse.
And to be honest, it made me...
That is just not what I want, at all.
Everyone is slating me
when you were getting with other people,
sleeping with other people.
And then the moment that I move on,
and I get with someone else, I'm the devil.
I just kind of feel like... Yeah. I think it's..
..when you heard people completely bashing my name,
that could've been a good opportunity to come in, and be like,
"Do you know what? But I did this."
So, maybe, they would then realise you're not the saint
that they're all making you out to be.
Inga, as much as you don't believe me, I don't want you to be sad.
I don't want you to have to deal with people giving you a hard time.
You do not deserve a hard time.
I am no fucking saint, and I want to just have your back.
Thanks for the invite today, Maeva.
Willow, how are you? I haven't seen you since Majorca, and...
Yeah. ..the love affair with Julius. How's that going?
Very well. Mm-hm.
I'm not going to lie, I've been pleasantly surprised.
Are you smitten? A little bit smitten? She is.
I...I feel like that date was, like, the cherry on top.
I just felt so special.
Like, he's been treating me like a princess, quite honestly. Oh.
Like, he's...he's just so sweet,
and when we spend time together, I'm just, like, laughing
and, like, I don't know,
I have such a good time, and, like, such positive energy.
Just...just go for it. If you like the guy, go for it.
Yeah. And the first point is for you to organise a date,
cos he'll...he'll be taken back like that, like you surprised him.
Yeah, now it's your turn. Yeah. Now it's your turn. It's true.
At least I'll organise something,
so it's like a step in the right direction. Yeah.
And we can just spend, like, some quality time together.
And I'd love for you guys to be there.
Yeah. Of course. Sweet, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm up for it. OK, amazing.
And you, Issy, so last time I saw you,
you were going to have this conversation with Miles.
Yes. How did it go?
It was quite...it was a sad conversation to be honest.
He thinks that he needs to just work on himself
cos he's got issues with relationships.
I think what he's saying to you is true.
Like, I don't think he's lying to you and. Yeah, I know. Me, too.
Yeah, he wants all of these things, but as I said. ..
Yeah, I understand. I just feel... I'm just disappointed, like...
Yeah. That this is...it's happened like this.
It's really sad to hear what you're saying
cos I'm just not surprised. It's always the same ending. Yeah.
So, when you talk about relationships,
can you take me through, like, your past relationships,
what they've been like?
Um, so I had...
..a very serious relationship when I was 19 years old,
and it was my first love.
Um, and, you know, that first-love feeling, where you kind of just...
The world... You don't...you don't care about anything but that person.
Yeah. But we used to fight a lot.
But I thought that was...
I... Honestly, that's...for me, that's the view of love.
Like, crazy, angry, and then passionate,
being passionate with each other,
and then that's...that's what...
..that's what a relationship is, which is really bad.
That does sound difficult at that young age,
and I'm wondering, with other girls now, do you keep going back to this,
being, like, "Hm..." Yeah.
"Boring." Yep. In comparison. Mm-hm.
Because this is what you're used to, and we look for familiarities.
So, we look for something...
In some ways, that's your comfort zone.
How are you impacted by her?
She doesn't want to leave me alone.
I believe what it is is that she...
..she lacks the passion in her life with her boyfriend.
Um, and she searches it in her own way with me.
So, it's that sort of...
Again, this is my word,
that sort of, on some level, toxic excitement.
Yeah.
We work in therapy on boundaries,
and I'm wondering, where is the boundary here?
I want you to think about, what do I need?
And when can you kind of let it go?
And do you even want to?
Thank you so much for inviting me here.
No worries. It's very eccentric, isn't it?
I love the acrylic flowers.
Somebody's got very glue-gun happy, haven't they? Clearly.
This is what happens when you go so far south of the water.
Guys, thank you so much for coming.
And thank you, Issy, for having me to stay.
You're welcome. It's been so lovely.
I feel so welcomed by everyone,
and really happy to have such a lovely group of people.
Very, uh, interesting guest list.
I think the start of the night
is always a little bit awkward, you know?
A few drinks, and then everyone will settle in
and enjoy each other's company.
Let's just face it. It's a shit night but...
OTHERS LAUGH ..however, I'm not going to lie,
you two look really cute together.
So, are you guys, like...?
What's...?
What is going on? Just dates, dating?
You need to lock someone like Willow down.
You need to lock it in. Is she getting away?
Didn't know she was getting away to be honest. She could do.
You're going in the right direction. for a full-blown relationship.
Yeah. Wow! OK, she's just arrived in the country. Yeah, for you.
Also, Willow is a serial dater.
She might be dating left, right and centre. No. So, are you?
Your track history, come on.
Not a serial dater. Something you kept a bit quiet.
That barge gets a lot of use.
Anyway, uh, let's get the magnifying glass off this.
No, it's fine. Just sit with the awkwardness.
Yeah. You caused this, by the way.
Yeah. So... Yeah. ..so it's going right into you now.
I met with Paris,
and from her perspective, she feels like I'm being selfish,
and I only care about myself and that I don't care about you.
She's meant to be my best friend, and she's doubting me.
She's a...she's a... Which is not the case.
Well, I've already told you, like, the moments in me
where I get you know, insecure is because I think you can
be selfish at times.
I don't know, maybe she sees it as well.
So, I don't think she's out of order for saying those things. OK.
If ever you thought I didn't love you,
this is the moment where I'm saying that I do love you.
I've never doubted that.
Like, I obviously love you.
I just want to be with you, and I'm not throwing this away
because I want to go shag other blokes. It's not the case.
Well, I'm glad you feel that way. Well, I do.
Cos at first, that's what I didn't feel from you.
Oh, and clearly other people think the same.
MAEVA: I really like your dress. It really suits you.
Thank you. Your make-up, as well, is really nice.
Thank you. You look lovely as always. You look really fresh.
Thank you. It's very, uh, irritating.
Stop.
Miles, do you have something to say to me or not?
Because you're looking at me a bit weird tonight.
Um, I mean, not necessarily.
It's more the fact, that, unfortunately,
I keep hearing things, mainly from Issy.
Guys, I'm going to grab a drink cos I feel like this should be
a private conversation.
Would you help me? Yeah.
Would you guys help me? Love to. OK.
Can I start?
Or do you...? If...? No. I mean, you've never finished.
So, clearly... Shots fired already.
Uh... You are about to have a baby.
No, I know that. You are engaged.
I know. You guys are...have got this amazing future ahead of you.
I really hoped that we'd closed that book of just getting in...
No, the involvement. This has to be over now.
Because the day I meet the love of my life,
I really hope you're not in my life.
Oh, my God, but I will not be. I'm not in your life anyway.
I'm just asking you, please, respectfully,
if you are in any position, when you meet someone
that I'm possibly dating, have a little think before you react
of how that could affect me.
Please. Mmm.
That's all I'm asking.
I mean, I can't really say much to be honest, so...
Yeah, no, you were in the wrong. So, I'm in the wrong, yeah.
Wow, I don't think I've ever heard you say that.
She's learning. Slowly.
Look, we're...we're all learning, and I'm currently really,
really working on myself.
I'm currently, like, seeing a therapist.
And this is why I'm not here
to have this huge yelling match with you, cos I...
Uh, we've done that in the past, and it goes nowhere.
Please take this as genuine because it is.
I think what you might be doing is comparing your current relationships
with your past ones. No, no. It's not that.
It's genuine, kids, listen.
Christ, it's like couples therapy for you guys, right now.
This is nuts, OK?
You're comparing your relationships now with your old ones.
These relationships that were fun and full of anger
and words that I don't want to say.
Passion? Uh, passion, yes, that one.
And that's what you had with Maeva.
Our relationship now, it's so much about the small things,
the movies, the dog walks,
the slower pace of life,
and I think that's maybe where you're going wrong,
and you're falling at the first hurdle
with people like Issy.
I appreciate...
..I do appreciate what you've just said. I really do.
I promise you, I'll be even more on the lookout
for Maeva having her two cents in your relationships
cos I want you to go meet the love of your life
and have that happily ever after,
like what I've found with...yeah, with Maeva.
Yep.
Hello. Good to see you, buddy.
Good to see you. How are you doing? Yeah, good.
Glad to see you guys have figured things out.
Figured things out? Have you?
Um... I just, it's really annoying me that everyone's
talking shit about me.
Yeah. And I just feel like...
There's, yeah, I mean, I...
..I tried to move on, and she tried to move on.
But I feel like Inga's very much getting the brunt of the...
I don't know what brunt you're getting.
Like, I'm...I'm getting the brunt.
You're trying to throw me under the bus, which is...
Then I'm getting Sam coming at me. How am I throwing you under the bus?
Obviously you're gonna have me coming at you. Obviously.
OK, fine. But mate, it's amplified. I know you, that's my ex-girlfriend, obviously.
And exaggerated because of whatever you're feeding him.
I said it was a drunken mistake.
Obviously maybe your ego got a bit bruised because I said that.
It didn't. I could take that hit. I was protecting you.
Why are you telling people I've asked you out on dates when that's not true? I didn't.
I said we spoke about having a drink. But you invited her back...
After the festival, you invited her back to your room.
You guys are all just pointing fingers at each other.
You should be fucking sorry, that's what you should be.
There has clearly been a disconnect in the truth here.
One thing's been said to Harvey, one thing's been said to you, one thing's been said to you.
I came clean and I did admit what I have done,
cos I felt really bad about it.
But what I won't have is you, Rez, Emily,
Ruby talk so much shit about me when I'm sorry, sorry...
But... OK, Inga I won't talk shit about you. No.
But I'll tell you the truth and I'll tell you how I feel.
I think someone should tell the truth.
What you did with Harvey I think was a fuck you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is the fact that she should... Well, chop chop.
Are you being serious? Yeah, I'm being serious,
cos I've been thrown under the bus here. What did you do?
That's why... Yeah, I slept with a couple of people.
He slept with two girls before I'd even met Harvey. Yeah.
And all of a sudden I'm the evil one here. I'm the bad guy.
OK, Inga, you're not the bad guy, right?
You're not. It's a bad situation. But everyone's talking...
Maybe you should've been a bit honest from the beginning.
I wish you'd said you'd done that. That would've made life a lot easier.
I thought you were out of my life. You told me to move on, I did. OK, stop bickering.
Sam, you definitely should've come clean about what's happened prior to this.
I...yeah. Cos Inga has been receiving a lot of this shit.
I totally agree. I thought it was a very different situation.
But it's not for us to deal with. Like, it's for you guys to deal with.
Oh, hey. Hey, babes. How are you?
Good, how are you?
Yeah, I'm good.
The other night was a weird one, wasn't it? It was a weird one, yeah.
I was sort of confused as to why it got to the level that it got
and I was a bit like, "Shouldn't we be more supportive maybe of Inga?"
Like, you and I have both collectively...
We've been in those situations where we're on and off with exes,
done stupid shit and lied about it
and I kind of do see her side of it. I don't think it's fair.
It's not my relationship.
If they want to date one another,
I'm not gonna sit there and say that they can't,
but also as Sam's friend, I am gonna defend him over her.
I don't get the vibes with Inga.
But there's defending... No, listen.
Why, though? Is that because you...? Because I don't think...
I don't actually think she's a great person.
So, ultimately, your issue with Inga is actually irrelevant to this.
It's something that's stemmed from before. No, it's not irrelevant.
I have an issue with what she's done to Sam.
I can't condemn her for something that I've done,
we've all done.
You've done it, babe, I'm not gonna be funny about it.
Yeah, but I don't know what it's got to do with me.
What it's got to do with you is the fact that I think it's unfortunate
that you felt it necessary to step in
and jump on the bandwagon of, "I hate Inga,"
and I think ultimately Sam and Inga will get back together.
And I just... And if they do, then you know what, best of luck to the both of them.
But I feel that she's been a dick to him.
No... And I saw the way she's treated you.
I think it's funny that now she wants to be your friend.
No, but I think people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, and we shouldn't.
That's why I can't stand there and judge her, because I've fucking done it.
I've been in her position where I've gone up against everyone
for making some stupid fucking mistake
and even Sam's not defending her when he's been just as bad,
so why wouldn't I?
I can see they're clearly here together and...
I think it'll be over before it's even started.
Whatever they choose to do, that's on them,
but I would watch out for your friendship with her.
What happens on the trip, stays on the trip.
ALL: Oh! Well, I'm gonna play a game, am I?
God. Lick from the neck to the mouth of the person you
want to have sex with.
Oh, my... Did you wake up in Miles' bed?
Yeah, I did. Oh!
This is Melissa.
She's back.
Plot twist, I'm single.
We've never hung out when you've been single.
Just get snapped up, what can I say? Yeah, you do.
He's really proving himself to me. Oh, OK.
Like, he's very sweet.
After the whole India thing, ..the last thing I want to do
is lead a girl on. Yeah.
I don't see myself being in a relationship with you.
I think you should've told me that a little bit sooner maybe.
There's always that hope something might come full circle.
I think that opportunity's gone.
What's done is done. I know, yeah.
I wish you the best, cos you deserve it.
I do deserve it.
If you didn't like someone, why would you show up to their event?
We've never been friends. So don't come to my parties.
Go away. Oh, fuck off, I'm down here because... Go away.
Oh, thank God. I'm done now. Good. Thank God.
What a waste of a train ticket.
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