I've ruined something amazing. I'm so sorry. I need to be single.
It's hard to hear that but, yeah,
just couldn't imagine seeing you with someone else.
It's weird to say I have a boyfriend again.
I've actually taken the decision, at the moment,
to go to therapy.
We could've had something really lovely, I think,
but now you'll never find out.
Come on. Ah!
It just felt so special.
He's been treating me like a princess.
You're going in the right direction for a full-blown relationship.
Wow. OK, she's just arrived in the country.
You remind me what Liv used to do before.
What did she do? She kissed Sam, right?
I literally can't stand you. That's so good. I never did.
I can't stand you either. I literally never did.
Bye.
There's being a bitch, and then there's Maeva.
What happens on the trip, stays on the trip.
Oh!
I think you're thinking with this and not this.
You've had a sex dream about me?
Oh!
I think you should've told me that a little bit sooner maybe.
Plot twist, I'm single.
She was really upset last night. That's really mean.
I can't stand him.
This is extraordinary. Amazing.
I'm going to draw the lines at the exit when you leave.
Whoo!
Whoo-whoo-whoo!
Well, we've not got all day. Bloody hell, Ruby.
That is a work of art. That's the best one yet.
That's the best one. I'll have that one. You can have that one.
Extra salty for you. Next one. I'm joking, I'm joking. Right.
How amazing, we're the only boys on this little girls' getaway?
Actually, lucky for them that we were free.
Yeah, I honestly actually had to move a few things around.
Calendar was busy. Really. Yeah. Yeah.
Honestly, this is going to be a very, very, very fun time.
Hello, my love. Hi. Welcome to my... Lair.
..office. Hello, hello, hello.
Bought you a coffee for the day. You... That's very...
I know you're a busy woman. ..very sweet of you, Harv.
No worries. And you two I haven't seen in a while.
I've never needed gluten more in my life.
We've...we've been hiding in Europe.
Hiding or partying?
We've now moved house, and the stress of moving house
and basically almost ending our marriage.
You know what will help your problems?
A CBD arousal oil.
Did you start this company because you're just getting through
an inordinate amount of lube? Mmm.
Delicious. You just thought you'd have your own supply.
No, it's basically... Do you know how I started this?
Because I used to fake orgasming, and then I realised...
How dare you. ..so many women did.
Oh, my God, yeah, you slept with Harv. Sorry, Harv.
Did you fake an orgasm with him? How dare you.
I lied on every occasion. No, that's when you stopped,
and you realised, now, no more fake orgasms, generally. Pretty much.
So, it's all about, like, self-love, you know.
Do you know what I've noticed in this building?
There's not one squeaky door. So, this is basically like...
You've lubed the building up already. Personal lubricant.
Harv, smell it. Come on. Personal lubricants for everyone.
Lube me up. You know what? It's the one-year anniversary
of us launching coming up, so I...
Does that mean a big slippery party?
We are having a big party for it.
Well, that's perfect.
Wait for a couple of days after our European tour
comes back to my voice.
Sorry. You need to... You need to lubricate your voice.
You do. Drink it. This is amazing.
I've literally... He's not getting a word in edgeways. I love it.
What's been going on while we've been away?
What has been going on? Um,
Harvey loves Inga, and Inga loves Sam Prince,
and Sam Prince loves Inga.
And no-one loves Harvey. So, how do you feel about this?
But anyway, that's besides the point.
I tell you who we met the other day
was Emily's fabulous boyfriend Jordan. Lovely bloke.
You'd like him a lot. There's... HARVEY LAUGHS
That's a bit insensitive, isn't it? What?
Oh, well, no, uh, no... Anti-anxiety, anti-anxiety, quick.
Quick, quick. Well, obviously, it's...
Obviously, things have moved on now and... Um, no, it's good.
It's good...it's good she's found a guy who's making her happy.
I know it's...it was in short succession
which is the tough pill to swallow.
I haven't spoken to her.
She just doesn't really, like, make eye contact with me.
I mean, I only mentioned it because it was kind of, like...
Now she's moved on, I think that you...
..it's time for you to do so, too.
Girls. Here we go, ladies. Thank you.
We made you a very, very strong... Good. ..drink.
This is a Ruby-Emily special. Thank you. Can't wait.
Made with love. Made with love. Cheers.
Cheers. Cheers, girls.
To a fun weekend.
I think tonight's going to be so fun.
Sexy pyjama party. This was definitely your idea.
It really was my idea. But I just thought... You know what?
When I go away with friends, I love a themed evening. Yeah.
And you're all single, you're all sexy,
so get the sexy pyjamas on.
How sexy are we talking?
I reckon, you know, negligee vibes, girls.
Well, you'd better be in some, as well.
I'm definitely in a relationship. I'll keep it PG. Yeah.
Jordan's actually annoyed that he couldn't come to this week.
Aw. He's a busy man.
He actually met Ollie and Gareth the other day - it was so funny.
Did he? How was that? I was a bit nervous to introduce them
because Gareth is one of Harvey's best friends.
Yeah, I get that. Right. So, like, I thought,
"Ooh, this could be a bit weird," but Gareth...
I actually think Gareth might like Jordan more
than he actually likes Harvey. THEY LAUGH
That's a good sign. And Ollie just thinks he's amazing.
So, yeah, it was all good. Have you spoken to Harvey at all?
No. I've seen him.
He's there, and I just... I don't feel anything.
I just think... I don't know. She's over it. Yeah.
How does it feel, you being here with Miles?
Honestly, it's fine.
Even though, like, it's over between us romantically,
doesn't mean that I still don't enjoy his company.
We're on really good terms, right now.
But then, sometimes seeing him again... Yeah.
..it can trigger, like... It brings it back.
Do you know why that is? That's just because you fancy him. Yeah.
At the end of the day, he is just my friend as well.
It is quite nice to be around him,
and he's really handsome, so it's just... Help.
I'm trying to resist the sexual attraction with Issy.
Oh, but I firmly believe one should not resist sexual attraction.
What about you with Willow?
After the whole India thing... Yeah. ..the last thing I want to do
is lead a girl on. Yeah. I feel very single.
And I think it's pretty obvious to her that I'm not, you know,
looking for anything. Yeah.
What's going on with you and Julius? What's the latest with Julius?
Oh, God, I don't know. Cause you were dating.
It's been great. He's just, he's really proving himself to me.
Oh, OK. Like, he's always asking me how I'm feeling.
We just enjoy each other's company, and time goes really fast and...
Have you actually done the, uh... the deed yet?
No. No? No. I want to make him wait. It's been a while.
To me, that's, like, a...a big step with someone.
Like, I don't...I just personally am like that with guys.
What about the, like, physical attraction?
Like, do you look at him and just think,
"I want to rip your clothes off?"
We definitely are attracted to one another.
I think we're just, like... our personalities are very, like...
..we do things very slowly, and, like, the kisses we've had
and everything have been amazing, like...
It'll be fun to see the both of you together and just gauge the vibe.
I mean I'm excited. I feel like this is all going to be really fun.
Me, too.
Whoo! OK, in, in. Hands in, hands in, hands in.
Guys, what happens on the trip, stays on the trip.
Oh! THEY CHEER
I love that.
Hold on, we're going to play a game, all right?
Let's fucking play.
First question.
Miles, how many people in this room have you kissed?
PS, who was the best?
Be fucking careful.
The best kisser here out of the three lovely ladies
that I've kissed is...
..Issy.
I'll take that. OK.
This one's for Willow. Oh, no.
Kiss someone of the same sex.
Oh...oh, god.
She goes straight away. Snog.
Oh, my God. Oh, my dear god. That was sweet.
How was that for you, Julius?
Ruby, kiss the person opposite you.
There we go.
Right, OK then.
Have you ever had a sex dream about someone in the room?
And that is going to...Miles.
Yes, about Ruby.
Me? Ah. You've had a sex dream about me?
What was it? After Majorca I had... After Majorca?
Yes...Yes. I had a sex dream.
You were sleeping with Issy in Majorca.
Yeah, you were still on his mind.
Anyway.
"Lick from the neck to the mouth
"of the person you want to have sex with."
Who? There's a big one. Who?
Miles.
HE LAUGHS Yes!
OK.
Right.
James is away, right?
Oh, my God, I've been crying for so many days because... Why?
Well, because I missed him, weirdly.
I was just like...at some point, I was like,
"Oh, it's nice that he's going away."
But then as soon as he left, I was just, like, off.
SHE CHUCKLES I'm counting days, it's ridiculous.
So, at what point did you get sad? Day one?
Yeah, day one.
Tell me about you. Question number one.
Oh, God what?
Sam.
So, I took Maeva's advice.
Well, well done.
Not relationship yet, but we're going to start dating.
OK, yeah, so you start from fresh, basically, from scratch.
Starting fresh. We both want things to be different, obviously,
to how they were before.
Like, I want to have my own life,
he has his own life, see friends still.
Well, that's good, though. Yeah.
Anyway, because we want to hang out with friends more,
I've arranged a little dinner tomorrow... Mmm.
..with Liv and Tristan.
Oh, are you serious? So, you're friends again now?
Yeah. She has treated you like a piece of shit.
Oh, my God, no, I know.
I'm not forgetting the fact that she did treat me really badly,
but she has kind of had my back with the whole Sam thing.
Yeah, whatever.
And I would love it if you came. No.
Like, no.
And Tristan, as well - like, fuck Tristan.
Do you have a problem with him, as well?
Oof! I can't stand him. It's not I don't like him -
I can't stand him.
You can't get on with everyone.
I mean, uh, what's the problem here? No, I agree. I agree.
You know. It's the whole thing. Like, I just...
..I just find it...it's just not my, uh...it's not my cup of tea.
Willow, "What's your biggest turn-off?"
Oh. Ooh. Wait, turn-off?
Turn off. Turn off. Liars.
Liars. Can I ask you one question? do you trust Julius?
I'm not sure.
OK, I have a question for you. Not sure means no.
Do you trust Willow?
Well, it depends, in what capacity? No, no, no, no, it's...
Oh, no, no, no, Julius.
Were you happy to see Willow when she came? I was shocked.
I'd put the summer completely behind me and I lived...
..I was starting to live my life back in London.
When you arrived, I was like, "Oh, wow."
But why were you texting me, then?
We weren't texting that much.
You texted me multiple times when I was away asking where I was.
Because I... You asked Issy where I was.
OK, but I didn't... This is almost like a weird conversation.
I'm going to be honest.
I find it difficult to commit to people when I don't feel, like,
secure in the way they are acting towards me.
And I don't know how you're... how you feel, and I don't know
where your head's at. Well, why don't I just tell you how I feel?
OK. All right, let's hear it. That I love your company.
I think you're awesome,
but I don't see myself being in a relationship with you.
And I don't see myself being committed to you.
I think you should have told me that a little bit sooner maybe. No?
HE SIGHS
Ooh. God, yes! Good morning. Gorgeous. This is what we needed.
Ah...ah. Go on, grab something.
I heard it all, guys.
Heard what? I heard it all.
Heard, heard what? You had a...you had a... Heard what?
..you had a better night than most, didn't you?
Don't know what you're talking about, mate.
Don't know what you're talking about.
This is going to continue in London, isn't it? I think it should.
No, no, it's just...we're just... just, do you know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean there's no...there's, like, nothing to talk about. Yeah.
We, like...we got drunk.
It's like a night out -
you get drunk, you hook up, it is what it is.
But it just got very...
..hit a point when suddenly everyone was just in the same zone.
Everyone just wanted to get with each other.
Issy looked at me at one point and went, "God, I'm horny."
Like, whispered into my ear... No way! Is that what you said?
I mean, you were very flirty.
Well, I can tell you someone who didn't like the flirting
was probably Willow.
I'm not tied down to Willow.
Well, you're definitely not tied down any more. No.
Yeah. That is out of the window.
I mean, after your speech last night... My God.
Yeah, but... That set the tone for the night.
Do you know what? Because it annoyed me.
You know what's quite weird, as well, is you guys haven't even
hooked up, and I... Did you want to?
No. You didn't. What? I'll be super honest with you.
I'll be really honest with you guys,
I'm not...I'm not sexually attracted to Willow. Right.
I find her attractive. I think she's obviously a beautiful person.
Mmm. But I'm... You don't want to rip her clothes off.
I had the opportunity to do so in Majorca,
and I didn't want to lead her down the wrong path.
But do you know what? Do you know what's funny, right?
Is with Willow, you had such
a lovely bond in a friendship way, right? Yeah.
And I saw it even in Majorca, and even back here.
And with your ex, it was so funny cos you had the complete opposite.
You had such a sexual chemistry with her... Mmm. ..and noth...
..not really anything else. That's why it didn't work.
And what you need right now, you need both together, in between.
I need to find the personality of Willow with the...
..with the sexual chemistry of India. Yeah, 100%.
This is my last beer for a while.
Been out in Mykonos, Binky's wedding. Yeah.
Living the high life.
Living the high life, mate. Rose all day.
Rose all day. I didn't order a bottle smaller than a jeroboam.
It was...it was not OK. It was not OK.
But you...you and Ollie, yesterday, sounded worse for wear.
That was a bit tough, with Ols, like, bringing up the...
Oh, God, yeah.
..the Jordan thing.
I think just Ols, like, assumes that everything's, like, hunky dory.
Yeah. No, like, it's obviously...
..it's obviously hard to hear that she's got another boyfriend
and she's moved on.
Like, I'm such a stranger in her life,
and she once was literally everything in my life.
I mean, I think, at the end of the day,
you've just got to sort of ask yourself, like,
what do you want? Like, where do you want this to go?
What do you want to happen?
Dude, I just want to be like, "I'm happy you're happy." Mmm.
"I'm so sorry for everything that happened.
"Like, I regret it every day."
And I just want to tell her that and just have no bad blood.
Yeah, I... And actually, I'll be honest with you.
That's exactly the conversation you need to have with her.
And I'm just...you know, there's always that hope that...
Right girl, wrong time - like, she's amazing. Yeah.
You know, cos there's always that hope that something might
come full circle.
But, you know, then, with this boyfriend now in the mix,
it's just hard to think, you know, that's all, kind of like...
Yeah. I'm going to be... I'll be honest with you mate.
At what...where Emily's at in her head,
I don't think you could have drawn up a better guy for her than Jordan.
So, I think it's kind of like...
Done deal. I think that opportunity's gone.
Wow.
Yeah.
God, I feel like we really need these.
I know, I hope it cures me after yesterday.
I feel... Honestly, girls. Yeah.
I'm not very good with the hangovers any more,
but I hope we are all ready to go again tonight, ladies,
because... Oh, I'm nervous. What have you got up your sleeve?
I've invited my bestie. Melissa is coming to join us.
Melissa?
She's newly single, and I just thought this would be really fun
for her and all of us. Bring her in.
Bring her in, they're all welcome. Yeah. Everyone's welcome.
The more, the merrier.
Hello. Hey. Hi.
Ah, have you just rolled out of Miles' bed? No.
Still with the PJs on.
Honestly, I'm feeling ugh today.
Did you wake up in Miles' bed?
No. Yeah. I did.
But, like, do you know what?
It's just, like, really chill, like, between me and Miles.
Like, we're just having fun.
I think as long as you're on the same wavelength, like,
just have fun with it, yeah. I think we are.
Well I think we are. I just had a really goodnight.
Yeah. Yeah. But I wanted to ask you, like,
I know last night took a bit of a funny turn -
how are you feeling about it all? It did. Um...
..I mean, it definitely caught me off guard.
Yeah. Like, I was not expecting that
because the way he was messaging me
and, like, the way he is with me...
I mean you don't message someone, like, "How are you feeling, baby?"
Baby? Baby? If you're not... Yeah.
If you're not, like, into them.
And, like, I don't...
I don't know. It's just not adding up.
It's not adding up.
But, yeah, I don't want to, like...I don't...
The last thing I want to do is upset you,
but I think, as your friend, I've got to tell you, like,
everything that he's been saying. I... Honestly, I'd rather know.
He...he was saying that he was...
He just said that there was, like, no sexual attraction at all.
To be honest, I don't understand why he's saying there's no
sexual chemistry, cos he's been saying to my face
that I'm an amazing kisser, and then he's saying to you
that he doesn't feel a spark so... Yeah, he said...
..he said, "It's not like I really want to rip her clothes off,
"and if I did, I would've slept with her in Majorca,"
which is really... What? Amazing. I don't... I know, I know.
No, no. I mean, he tried. He tried.
Yeah, I think you need to speak to him later and just...
..just, like...just own it, and just be like, "You know what?
"Fuck you."
The worst, worst thing he said was it would be great if he had,
like, your...for your friendship and personality
mixed with the sexual chemistry with India.
SHE SCOFFS
Wow. I know. I know.
I don't understand why he doesn't say these kind of things to me.
I know. And why are we going on dates... It's little boy behaviour.
..if that's how he felt in Majorca? Yeah.
He needs a fucking reality check.
Agreed.
Agreed. Agreed.
CORK POPS God.
SQUEALING Oh, my God.
Oh, no. THEY CHEER
Cheers, guys. Whoo-whoo!
Hi, guys. Hello.
Ooh. Here we go. Thank you. Looks lovely.
Thank you so much. Thanks. That's for ordering for us, Trissy.
My pleasure, darling. I know you like your meze selection.
I never thought I'd see the day
where all of us were on a double date.
Well, you guys look incredibly happy.
I must say, you guys look...yeah, super happy.
Everyone's like, "Oh, my God, it's so weird." Shocking.
"You guys are so happy." Is everything OK? What's going on?
What is it? If I wear red, something's wrong?
Isn't that what people say? So what is...what's going on then?
Yeah, yeah, go on. We are taking things slowly. Yeah.
We're going on dates and... Yeah. You haven't just met.
And not moving too fast. You guys have made this work...
You know what? ..the second time round, so go on, what's the tip? No, no, fourth time round.
Stop listening to other people's shit.
Yeah. I think I struggle with that a lot, people's opinions. It's hard.
Which I know you mentioned the other day.
Inga's struggled with that for sure. Yeah. I mean, I don't give a fuck, but I think...
In lighter news, I've got my one-year anniversary
for JOMO tomorrow. Ooh! Which, obviously, you're coming, I know.
Is the country crew coming, as well? I have invited everyone.
Everyone. Oh, fantastic. Is that including Maeva? Including Maeva...
Oh, shit, yeah, what's...? I did invite Maeva, actually, yes.
Can I be perfectly honest? I invited her cos I invited everyone.
I don't want her to feel left out.
So I saw Maeva last night for drinks. What did she say?
There was actually meant to be a fifth chair at this table tonight.
Yeah. I did invite her, but she declined.
Oh, you know what? To be fair, actually, I noticed the other day...
She declined. She needs to fucking get off her high horse.
She unfollowed me on Instagram. Oh, really? Yeah.
Well, obviously, I told her that me and you had made up,
and that me and you were friends. Does she care that we're friends?
She said she was a bit annoyed. She's jealous. Why?
Why the fuck does it have anything to do with her?
What do you think? I mean, you're mates with her, are you?
Yeah, I'm quite close with her,
and also, I think, especially with us... Yeah.
..she's been incredibly supportive,
and I do feel, like, a loyalty from her,
and so I feel like I owe her a loyalty as well.
Maeva seems to have to put this wall up with any...
Listen, there's always one person in the firing line.
Unfortunately, this time, it was me. Always.
It's actually not just because of you.
It is actually kind of both of you.
So, what? So, she's got a problem with us individually or as a couple?
I think as a couple. I think as a couple maybe. Oh, my God.
You know... Because she's got no... How is this possible?
She literally in Majorca was saying, "You guys are so good.
"You should move in with each other. You should have a baby."
What the fuck is she talking about? Thing is, do you know what's really annoying. James.
I wouldn't give less of a shit, but I love James. Yeah.
And he's a really good lad. But I think your friendship
with James doesn't need to be affected by this. Do you know what, though? It does affect me
because, like, James is not allowed to come and spend time with us any more because of Maeva.
Yeah. No, I get that. And it's sad cos I do miss him.
It's one thing to be a dick to me, but then to say something
about Tristan, who has done absolutely nothing wrong
is completely unfair.
If she had any sort of respect or sense of anything,
she wouldn't show up tomorrow.
Can we have a chat? Of course.
Um, do you not think you should have waited to tell Miles and Issy
about quite hurtful things that I've heard about me,
coming from your mouth?
Probably should have told me first.
But I'm...I'm sorry that they are hurtful and I...
..and I'm sorry that I... Are you, Julius? Because...
I'm sorry that they are hurtful, but they are honest. I did...
Oh, my God, you love to throw this word around, "honest",
but, like, to be completely honest,
I don't feel like you've been honest at all.
Put yourself in my shoes, right.
I hear from my best friend that you are saying that you have
no sexual attraction to me.
Didn't say that. And the fact that you think... Didn't say that.
Wait. The fact that you think that it's funny to make a joke
about combining the sex you had with India with my personality
is really a little bit fucked up.
I'm not saying I have zero sexual attraction to you.
Never said that. It should have happened...
And the fact that you said to Issy
that if you wanted to have sex with me,
you could have is a fucking lie.
You remember the last night in Majorca when you tried
to have sex with me?
How many nights was I at your house Julius?
Don't... Five. six. Exactly.
How many nights did you try and have sex with me? One.
How many times did you..? Are you delusional?
Do you not remember the final night when you tried to have sex with me? And the other four?
It was only once when I tried to... You just said that... No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was, I don't...maybe you're getting it completely wrong.
How...? What am I getting wrong? We were in bed, making out.
I mean, I don't really know how you can get that wrong?
That last night, when you tried to have sex with me, I pretended
to be tired because I didn't want to lead you on. Amazing.
Really, really shows your true colours.
And I think that that, in itself, shows that you can't
be honest with someone, so I'm really, really, really glad
we had this chat, and I feel like everything's been very cleared up,
and I'm going to go.
What did you...? I'm assuming you kind of told her. I had to.
I mean, to be fair, like, look, you're her best friend.
Like, it's normal that you...
..you're going to tell her those things.
And also, at the end of the day, he hasn't done anything wrong.
He really hasn't. Like...
Mmm. Well, what has he done wrong? SHE SIGHS
Well, he's met... I don't know.
I don't feel like we know the full story. Yeah.
You don't... He messages her every day being like,
"How are you feeling? How are you?" No. Calling her baby.
He's like, "How are you, baby?" No, he doesn't. Yes, he does.
Yeah, no, I've seen it. He doesn't say baby. I've seen it.
No, he doesn't. You're lying to me. I've seen it. I've actually seen it.
He's not messaged, "Oh, how are you baby?" Yeah, he has.
Oh!
Hey-hey!
Oh, my sweet angel girl. She's back!
Hey. Hi. This is Melissa.
Melissa. Hi. Melissa. So nice to meet you.
Come here. Hi, honey. Hey.
I saw you not so long ago. I know. I know, I know, I know.
Where? Uh, Mykonos.
She's my little surprise.
I don't know why you kept it a surprise - so mysterious.
It's a great surprise - you're back!
I am back. How you been?
Good. Plot twist, I'm single.
Happened, actually, right after I saw you in Mykonos.
What, in Mykonos? Mmm. Oh.
Not in Mykonos, but, like, right after we got back. Oh, wow.
Yeah. OK.
Fresh. Fresh, fresh. Really fresh.
OK, well, I'm sorry, but I'm also...
Are you, like...are you on a good phase now?
I'm OK, I'm bouncing back. OK, that's good.
I'm bouncing back. I'm not sad any more.
Yeah, you go through the motions.
This is the first heartbreak I've had.
Well, you've definitely come to the right place
cos everyone's single.
I mean, bar Emily.
And this is the fun house, so it's good.
You're in good hands. Safe hands. You are. Safe hands. I promise.
Just something about being away, it's just... I love it.
I mean, you haven't been in the lake yet.
I'm not really planning to, to be honest.
I've never understood why people always, ALWAYS pay for their dogs
to be walked by someone else.
Oliver, you do that all the time.
Like, two or three times a week. It's nothing wild.
That is wildly lazy.
Come on. Oh, let's have a rest, shall we, darling?
Oh, do you not think we look alike nowadays? Ah.
I think, as he's getting more grey and distinguished,
he's more like his father. I do think it's true.
What is it? Dog looks like it's owner.?
Yeah. So you look like... Slightly aged.
..Cedric.
Now, that's horrible cos he's a whippet.
He looks like Dobby the house elf.
Well, exactly right.
You cheeky shit. Exactly right.
Oh, goodness, little Beary.
Good boy. I actually went on a double date last night
with Sam Prince and Inga.
Which was quite fun. They were... Niche.
They were on... SHE LAUGHS
They were both on quite good form.
Inga said to me she'd actually invited Maeva to come for dinner,
and I was like, "Bizarre."
Maeva declined the offer because of me.
Anyway, instead of, now, it just being an issue with me,
she has an issue with Tristan and I.
I did invite Maeva to the party tomorrow, but I'm a bit like...
I mean, for me, there's an obvious answer to this.
Give her some oil, whatever, let her kind of relax herself.
I think she'd need a vat of it.
DOG BARKS
Red spray. Red spray. Red spray.
What is red spray?
Red spray.
Or bath, whatever you want.
Where are you?
Mmm. Hold on.
Why are you not at home?
Babe no-one is... That's not our bed.
No-one is taking care of me, so I had to check myself in a hotel.
So, I'm in a hotel right now, enjoying myself.
The room service, because it's on you, right?
Of course. Spend as much as you want.
Anything to make yourself feel comfortable.
Just avoid Harrod's for me, OK? SHE CHUCKLES
There's a ban on Harrod's. Yeah, promise, promise.
By the way, Sam and Inga, they're back together.
No. Yeah.
My problem here is Inga's told me that she made up with Liv.
Oh, for God's sake.
Do you see? We knew it, right? Baby, people are so fickle.
She said to me, "Do you want to go out for dinner?
"I think that would be nice if you join us,
"and we do a double date with Tristan and Liv,
"and you could come, as well."
And I was like, "No, thank you very much.
What, the five of you? Yeah. The five of you? Yeah.
I don't trust them. I don't like them.
That's it, end of.
I don't want to be friends with them.
And to be honest, I don't want us to be friends with them, James.
No, I think we're so far into our relationship
that we need to be a team no matter what,
and I want you to know, whatever you do, whatever you decide,
I still am going to just blindly agree with you.
The thing is there's...
She's organising this party,
for her body oil, or some crap like that.
You know, with her sex toys thing,
and I'm planning to go to be honest.
Why?
Well, because, first of all, there's free food,
and also because it's a party.
There's going to be many people, anyway - she might not even see me.
All I want you to do, babe, is stay out of trouble, OK?
OK, but don't worry, OK? It will be fine.
You are the bane of my life
and the love of my life at the same time.
I made a mistake last night. What did you say, Julius?
I basically said something I really regret.
I told her that she... I was like, "Do you want a home truth?
"Because you tried to have sex with me on the last night,
"and I pretended to be asleep."
Oh, my God!
That's really mean.
I know you weren't sleeping together,
and I get there wasn't, like, a million dates,
and it's not gone on for years,
but she thought it was something that it clearly wasn't,
and I think she's hurt, and I get it.
So, I do think you do owe her an apology.
Yeah, I think maybe you're right.
Issy came into my room last night, knocked on my door for a chat.
Right? She was a little emotional.
Oh, no. Why?
I think she felt a vibe from Miles towards Melissa
when Melissa arrived.
So, she came in, and she was crying a little bit.
Oh, no.
I mean, Melissa's a beautiful girl, and I get it.
And it was only the other night Issy was in Miles's bed,
so I kind of get that maybe she feels a bit awkward.
Miles isn't giving her as much attention now.
But I said to her, "Look, Issy, what's actually happened?"
She said, "Nothing." I said, "Well, you know..."
And she was like, "I know I'm overreacting."
I said, "You may be a little bit."
But she's very emotional, and, you know...
Have you seen her this morning? No.
No. God. I don't think she's come down.
Oh, God I hope she's all right.
Lovely hairline you've got.
Never need to get a hair transplant. I know, I'm very lucky. Very lucky.
Um... HE LAUGHS
Thanks. Thanks for noticing my hairline.
That is a first for me. I'll take that.
Do you look at yourself in the mirror and go,
"It's phenomenal"? I go, "Wow, that hairline."
You deserve a pat on the back for that. I will now.
Oh, God. Yeah.
We've never hung out when you've been single.
I'd be very intrigued. You're right, I know.
Cos just get snapped up. What can I say? Yeah, you do.
Are you that amazing? Oh, my God.
Have you seen Issy? Uh, no.
No. I literally just went to find her and all of her stuff's gone.
Don't tell me she's, like, left?
I've looked everywhere for her, I can't find her.
Why? I basically think that she likes you a lot more than she...
Is letting on? Yeah. And then, I think she saw Melissa walk in,
and she probably just...
I don't know, maybe got a bit threatened. I would.
I didn't flirt with you.
I didn't do anything to make her feel like... No, I know, I know.
no, no, no, I, it's...I think it's on her.
I think she probably... By the way, this is me just guessing.
Assuming. Speculating. I'm speculating in my head.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, no.
OK, well, what do I do?
I reckon, probably, just...mmm, don't sleep with her again.
I mean, look, I woke up in the morning going,
"Why did I do that?"
I think you were thinking with this and not this. Yeah.
Are you OK? Yeah.
Come in. Thank you.
Got your text, and I don't know.
Is it...are you OK?
I'm just... No, I'm not. I don't... I'm not OK.
What's happened?
It was to do with Miles.
Well, obviously I'm not...
I promised him that I was not going to get involved any more
in his business but...
Obviously, me and Miles are just friends now,
but the whole day and night, he was, like, onto me.
OK. Like, flirting with me, like... Yeah.
And then, I did end up sleeping with him.
And then, last night, Ruby, like, brought Melissa,
like, her best friend. Mmm.
And she is, like, newly single.
And I was just thinking, the thought of me having
to, like, now witness them two start dating or whatever...
But, you are the only one
making up stories in your head, basically, right now. I know.
But I think it just made me realise how much I really like him.
I know, that's... Like, I think, even though we only went
on, like, a couple dates and I haven't known him
for that long, like, I felt like I was, like, in love with him,
because I haven't. In love?
Yeah, it's big.
I know.
And I haven't told anybody that cos I...
It just, like, sounds stupid
because I don't even really know him. It doesn't.
And this keeps, like, happening to me.
Like...
I'll, like, find someone that I actually really like,
and then they just...like that.
But it's not you. You know that it's not you, no matter what.
And don't think that it's you,
and don't lose your confidence because of that.
I just want someone to actually just be like,
"Like, you're like a... You're amazing.
"Like, I just want to spend all my time with you."
Instead, it's just like, he...
Instead, it's just like I'm good enough to have sex with,
but, like, for the long run, hmm, no.
Oh, boo-boo, come here.
GLASS CLINKS
I would just like to thank you all for coming.
I really appreciate that you all are here to support me
and hope you have a wonderful evening.
Well done.Cheers! Woohoo! CHEERING
Have you used this arousal oil? I actually have.
Have you actually? Is it good?
I know you did because you came into our room when we were in Majorca,
and you were like, "Oh, did Liv leave some behind, please?"
Oh, yeah, and there's that little, like, roly wrist one,
and I was like, "Will this do?" No. No, no.
"I'll take it home and see Jordan."
I took bags of it.
I was like, "I'll take that, that."
You are such a goody-bag person.
If you didn't like someone,
why would you show up to their event?
Maybe she's here...maybe she's here to support you.
Highly unlikely. Maybe...
..maybe she's changed her ways, maybe she wants to...
What, overnight? No.
No. Today's not about her, it's not about us,
it's more about JOMO.
I feel aroused just holding the bottle.
I feel unwell.
You feel unwell that I'm aroused.
Maybe you could try some with Willow?
Yes. Or not. We're very...
No, please, can you enlighten me as to your antics?
OK. I fell out with Willow.
It ended really badly.
I made a mistake in the end, telling her something.
What? Um...I...
..I pretended to be asleep so I didn't have to have sex with her.
And... Jules.
..straight away, you see her, like...
She... I would have probably burst into tears
if someone said that to me. Yeah, she stormed straight off.
So, I obviously want to apologise, I'm going to go up to her tonight,
and let her know that, you know, I am sorry.
Hi, guys, you all right? Hello, mate.
You all right, mate? How are you? Emily, how are you?
I'm good. You all right? Good, yeah.
It's been a while. It has.
You've had your hair cut. I have.
Smart. You got your voice back.
Getting it, getting it. Getting.
I thought you quite liked him when he was quiet.
Yeah, I did. A bit husky and quiet. I liked it.
Look, shall we...? We're going to leave you to it.
OK.
Oh, Christ, those two.
Um, yeah, I just wanted to...just to say hello
to break the silence, really. Mm-hm.
Um, and just see how you were,
cos obviously you meant such a massive amount to me,
but I was just... Did I, though?
Well, yeah, Em.
Obviously, seeing you from a distance,
and, like, being in the same social circles,
and, like, not talking, I just wanted to, like... Yeah.
..you know, be friends, be civil and...
You're always welcome to say hello - I will say hello to you.
I mean, I don't think a full-blown friendship
is probably on the cards but...
No. But just to... Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.
Been hearing about you and your antics with, uh...
..Inga.
Oh, yeah, Christ. Stunning.
Got caught up in that one. Did you actually like her?
I didn't... I was... It was like...
I don't know.
It's not really what I'm looking for.
I don't think you should actually put your focus into someone else.
I think you need to be on your own, and just, like... No, completely.
I know. ..just do your business, do your...like, be selfish
Because I think that's what you were doing when you were with me.
Yeah, and that's...and sort of brings me onto my other point,
which is to really say, like, how sorry I am for everything
that... I still regret it every day.
Like, you were my best mate, and to do that to you, it's like...
..I kick myself for it every day.
What's done is done. I know, yeah.
There's no point...
But I know that you're not a bad guy, deep down.
You're just a fucking idiot.
Is this guy older? Yeah.
Is he ready for kids and that?
He definitely speaks about the future... OK.
..and is comfortable talking about the future. Ugh.
Yeah, exactly. You can't even say the word, and you freak out.
No, no, it's not for me.
Anyway, I just wanted to...
..to wish you the best cos you deserve it.
Thank you.
I do deserve it.
Yeah.
Hey. Hey.
I've been wanting, all evening, to speak to you.
I'm sorry about what I said to you.
I hope you know that the reason being was because I...
..I didn't want to lead you on after the whole entire India thing.
And something was missing, and I don't know what it was.
The comments of, like,
"I'd like to pick this part of India and this part of Willow,"
like it's fucking Build-A-Bear is not...
I mean, look, the comparison to you and India thing was done
in a very jovial and jest way.
But it's not really funny.
And sadly, you had to hear it from someone else's mouth.
That was never meant to ever come to your ears.
And, you know, I want you to know that I do, like,
love hanging out with you, and I do think you're great,
and I want you to know that you can count on me in London
cos you don't know many people here.
Like, I really genuinely enjoyed your company.
But it was a bit of a slap in the face to have it turn
so sour so quickly.
And that's why I would hate to lose that, you know, fun
connection and friendship that we have
if...if, you know...if you also wouldn't want to lose it.
I mean, it's... Ultimately, I just don't want you to feel like shit,
and I made you feel like shit, so let's...
I want to make you feel good. I want you to feel good here.
I want you to have an amazing time in London, right?
And now you're smiling, so I think you do, too, so...
I want to have a great time in London.
And also, like, I can...
..I can now wingman you.
I mean, like, I could literally just go...
I could be going around, like, spraying all the men in the room,
and just arousing them for you. Like magic.
Too soon, too soon? Yeah, maybe a bit.
Too soon. SHE LAUGHS
But, you never know, we could get there.
Let's hope.
Friends?
Friends.
Do we high five or do we hug, or do we...?
I don't know what we do here. But just give me a hug, come on.
I'm definitely going to take, like,
five of those goody bags home with me. I know, yeah.
I see you eyeing them up. Not that I have anyone to use the lube on with.
Ooh. But I've never used lube.
I don't really think... You've never... Why haven't you used lube?
Just don't need to. You don't need to?
Hi. Hey. Hi, honey. How are you? Hello. You OK? Mwah.
How are you? OK. Oh, you smell lovely.
Thank you. You all right? Yeah, I'm good, how are you?
Good, thank you. Do you mind if I talk to Miles? Course.
Is that all right? See you later. Sorry.
Hi. Hey. I feel like you've, uh, been ignoring me.
I haven't... Well. Well, here you have.
Not ignoring but...yeah.
And you...I think, when you left, in the Cotswolds,
I was a bit like, "OK, I'm not really sure why."
Like, you didn't say goodbye, you didn't text.
I just felt like it wasn't the right...
It just wasn't a good environment for me cos I've just been, like,
feeling quite shit to be honest.
OK. Obviously, that night I felt like you were, like,
laying it on me quite a bit.
So, I'm really sorry for that.
You say that you want to fix yourself and work on yourself
and see, like, a therapist,
but, like, the way you're acting is not a way that someone
who's, like, in tune with their emotions
about fixing themselves would be.
I think that's really unfair. How is that unfair?
Because you're now coming at me.
I've told you something that is quite personal to me,
that I'm trying to work on myself, I'm trying to do something,
and then you're throwing that in my face.
I'm not trying to use that against you, though. It felt like that.
Obviously, it takes two to tango.
Like, we...I wanted to sleep with you,
you wanted to sleep with me, but kind of the difference is
that you know that I've got feelings for you, don't you? Yeah.
And I know that you kind of don't really care that much about me
in that sense. It's not... It's...
Yeah.
Like, I'm really sorry for that.
I think I just forgot about your...
..your true emotions... Yeah. ..and everything about how you feel,
and then just went, "Oh, this is all fun," in my head.
And then, trust me, when I woke up, I went, "Shit." Shit.
Yeah. That's how I felt.
OK.
So, how was this dinner?
Yeah, it was...it was really nice.
Obviously, I told them that I invited you
and that you didn't want to be there. OK, what did they say?
Tristan was kind of making out that he does have
a strong friendship with James.
Last time I heard the name Tristan was in, uh, 1996.
You know what I mean?
Hello. Hey, babe, how are you?
I'm good. How are you?
Congratulations on the event. Hi, Liv. Thank you.
Sort of surprised to see you here, Maeva.
Well, I'm here because she's here.
But hang on... Because...
..you refused to show up to a dinner that Tristan and I were at,
but you're more than happy to show up to an event thrown by me.
Yeah. I think I'm going to go soon. Now would be nice actually.
Yeah? Yeah. Absolutely, no problem. Would you guys...? No, no, no.
Do you guys not feel like you should just maybe have
a little conversation about...?
Such as what, exactly?
Because the only conversation Maeva and I seem to have
is her screaming abuse at me while we were all playing cricket.
I don't give a fuck what you say about me.
You know what, Maeva? I really don't, all right?
But then to attack my boyfriend, it seems a bit odd.
Do you want the short or the long version?
The short please, we don't have time.
First of all, I would like to apologise for lying to your face
and for lying to his face.
That you liked us. For some time now.
But how can you say that?
James and Tristan are very good friends. No, they're not.
We do not socialise, except when we are...
No, no, you don't socialise with anyone.
James and Tristan do hang out, actually.
No, they don't. They talk a lot more than you must think. Oh, really?
Don't try and control James, Maeva. I would love to know that.
Your issue is James went on a night out that Tristan was on,
and he cheated, so you now don't like Tristan.
No, no, no, no. It was way before that. That's what it is.
No, James thinks the same thing as me.
However, James doesn't need to say it out loud.
At the end of the day, I've been fake to you.
Yes, I've been... So have I, babe. I've sucked it up.
God, when you were going to fuck Miles, when you proposed
to your boyfriend and he said no. So, you see.
No, I clearly... So, we are fine. We've never been friends.
So don't come to my parties. Go away. Oh, fuck off. Go away!
I'm doing here because...
I am just trying to explain to you exactly how I feel towards you.
I don't care. And we can actually, like, draw the line. Leave.
We can move on. No, no.
I'm going to draw the lines at the exit when you leave.
So, please, feel free. OK, well, great. Oh, thank God.
Good, thank God. I'm done now. What a waste of a train ticket.
Leave that canape tray.
You know the girl from last night who was, like, on Reza's table?
They've been hooking up for the last eight months.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God, you're joking.
He is getting it.
You guys have been hooking up that... Whilst you were with Ruby.
..whilst... No, never.
I don't personally believe what you're saying.
November, we weren't together. I can tell you've really,
really gone back into your reset. Yeah, you're right. I've had to.
I need to start moving on. Wanting to date?
I am looking for something.
I feel like when you least expect it, it's when it does. Yeah.
I really felt crap the way she spoke to me.
If James actually feels this way, I'm going to be devastated.
I'm too angry right now to talk about our friendship
because of the way you've spoken to her.
Don't think there's going to be another time
when she comes crying to me.
That is it. I'm done. All right?
We're talking about your stag do in Majorca.
But I didn't say you were invited.
He's got many friends, trust me. I love them. My friends!
I love his friends. But you? Since when?
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