James doesn't care about Tristan.
She's gone out of her way to create distance between us.
I'd wanna be there at your wedding to be honest. I didn't say you were invited.
We're not as close any more, like, why can't you accept that?
There's a girl called Willow
and promised her that I'd introduce her to someone.
Hello, hello, hello, hello. I don't really know much about you.
My name's Harvey, I like long walks on the beach, I like sunsets.
There's an interest, mainly more in Issy.
I need to tell you something. What?
They've been hooking up for the last eight months.
Oh my god you're joking.
I have hooked up with her, yeah. Whilst you were with Ruby?
No, never.
Have you and I been having a sordid affair while I was in a relationship?
No, not at all, far from it.
No, you've done everything right man which is well done.
Geezer, geezer listen to me. I'm done.
I've been needing something different.
Hey, babe, how are you? Good morning.
She has an ego.
You're putting your eggs in the basket? Convenient.
He's just chatting BLEEP right now.
It is not true.
Get the shields out and the armour.
What a spoilt brat at the age of 30.
I literally can't tell you how scared I was.
I don't wanna get upset.
And then I just feel really, really gutted.
I might exit. Oh, good right.
Move on and find another friend.
Looking great. Yes.
Oh, I really like that one. Oh, I like that one as well.
How was the polo? Polo was good.
Had a really good time, there was a lot of tension going around
and I felt like I was having a good time.
Unfortunately, I'm the messenger.
You're really good at that. Uh, yeah, I'm...
..I'm really good with Ruby and Rez as well.
No, uh, no to be fair it was really uncomfortable situation.
OK, question, do you believe him?
Do I believe what? Rez.
That he's innocent? No, of course not.
This is what I said in the argument,
"you know what fair enough Ruby hasn't been a saint,
"but she's put her hands up when she's done wrong."
Yeah, she's admitted it, yeah. Whereas you don't own up to it.
You've got an excuse after excuse after excuse.
I would respect you more if you just went you know what. Yeah.
Just own up to it. It's true mate and also the funny thing is
it's like whenever you boys get into shit
the first thing he says, "own up to it, own up to it." Exactly.
But the one thing that you are is always stand up about it. Yeah.
So, actually there's some new updates.
I've met a girl that's actually really, really cool.
She lives in Chelsea, her name is Yasmine and we went for a drink
a few days ago and just had like such a good night.
Really down to earth, beautiful, smart girl.
I think you guys will like her. OK. She sounds cool man.
How did you meet? Uh, we met online.
Classic. Such a 21st century thing, isn't it? "I met her on social media."
Mate, tough few days for you.
It's been awful. Yeah, I've never been in
a position where someone's been accusing you of something
and then refuses to hear anything you have to say.
Yeah. I think unfortunately you're never gonna win
and it's been made very clear by Miles that there's always gonna be
a problem here whether you've done something or not.
So I think at this point you almost have
to accept that that is how he feels about you
and you can't change it because it's making it worse.
That's... And also for your own sanity like, it's not helping.
He's just, he has it in for you and...and that's it. Yeah.
Guys, I never wanted to be in this position anyway.
I wanted...I wanted to be with Ruby.
This is, everyone's forgetting that I broke up with Ruby.
I've seen what you've gone through and I know how much you loved her.
I'm all right. You're not. I didn't wanna dump her. I know.
Rez, we know this. Listen it's a... I had to.
But we're... I know you did. Yeah, we were the ones encouraging it,
babe so don't...we understand the situation like we,
we get it. Honestly, fuck Miles and what everyone else thinks.
Seriously, what, what you need to look after is that,
what's gonna make you happy.
The facts are I was single
because of stuff that she done, right, and everyone knows that.
Ruby, she knows the truth. We know the truth.
You know the truth, that's all that matters. Really. Yeah. Yeah.
Ooh, ooh. Oh. That was all right.
Right, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
Oh. Yes. Yes.
I'm not really a putting kinda person myself.
I'm not very good with balls or...
You're not very good with balls?
I hear very different, I hear very different.
What, so, interestingly, something I really
want to find out, how did Harvey and Willow get on?
Well. It's just a tiny bit awkward now
because since the polo, I wasn't expecting it
but Harvey has messaged me for a drink.
Wait, OK, OK, OK. Oh.
Right, OK, so did it not happen between Willow and Harvey?
Well, I mean we all had a really good nice night together
and I thought that he was like into her
because obviously Julius had set them up.
Do you feel chemistry between you and him?
That's a, that was a big smile. He makes...he's really funny.
Do you reckon she was like... Do you want to go on a date?
There's many factors to it but I wasn't...
You're not saying no. You're not saying no,
you obviously want to go on a date because you wanna pursue it.
It's just one date though, because it's one drink not date.
Hi, guys. That's a bit of a date.
See. Hello, honey, how are you? Hello. Hi, sweetie.
How are you guys? All good, just been hearing about your date with Harvey.
Oh. So that sounded fun.
It was really cute actually. Yeah? Harvey's actually really sweet.
I didn't really know him before but he invited me to polo
and I had so much fun I mean I love horses,
I said that we should do it again some time.
That's...this is really awkward but has he messaged you? No.
Cos he messaged me asking me to go for a drink.
OK. After the polo.
Do you like him? I mean, obviously I'm like really worrying
because I don't wanna upset you
but I did feel like there was some chemistry there.
But I don't wanna hurt you or upset you so I'm just conflicted.
OK. Um...honestly...
..he seems like a really lovely guy,
I want you to be happy so if you feel a spark there.
Like don't...don't just reject that cos of me.
Really? Yeah, I literally, I met him at the same time as you.
OK. No, honestly.
I'm glad that's out in the open. Honestly.
No claws. No claws. Disappointed?
A little bit.
I'm gonna go. I'll join you mate.
See you later babe. See you, guys.
Nice to see you buddy. See you later, bro. See you, bub.
Makes me feel really sad for Rez, cos he like...
..he cares so much what everyone thinks.
I know. It's so hard to advise him otherwise.
What's tricky is Miles doesn't quite appreciate
the severity of the situation
and how upset Rez really is about it.
Yeah. To be honest I didn't really appreciate
the severity of the situation.
Because of the last few days I've had this fucking James stuff.
How do you feel about it now that it's sort of...
I feel pretty gutted, just really sad about it to be honest.
I feel like James has been put in a position
where he has to choose between his loyalty
to me and our friendship and the loyalty he has to Maeva.
And you know, I don't think he was aware of all
the things that Maeva was saying behind his back. Yeah.
He's not making his own decision on this.
I personally feel like Maeva has pushed him to this position.
But why doesn't Maeva like you, what,
what on earth have either one of us ever done to her?
She's, it's, she... I didn't do anything
to warrant that chat with her.
Changes with the wind, you know.
One day she likes someone, one day she doesn't.
But she's actually doing damage here to a serious friendship and I think that's wrong.
Yeah, it is wrong. Like that's really wrong.
It is. I don't know what to do now cos I don't...
Do you wanna talk to him? Away from all of this now.
I'd...I'd love...I'd love for James to turn around,
call me and say do you know what mate,
I've been thinking about it, I take it back you know.
I wanna have a friendship with you, I shouldn't... Maeva won't allow it.
Maeva won't allow it. Maeva'd never allow it.
And I, and I don't feel like it's my responsibility
to reach out to him after he burnt that bridge
so aggressively on that polo field.
I dunno, I just feel, I feel betrayed by
the whole thing and really, really gutted.
What's yours is mine. And? And what's mine is mine.
Hello. Hello. Hey.
This again, look. How are you? Missed you.
Look at them, how vanilla they are. Good to see you, hello.
James is home. I'm home. He's home, but the tan is looking...
Is it, I'm a bit rouge then, no? Dreadful.
Fantastic news, Maeva is turning the big 3-0.
Woo! What are we doing? This week.
I want to organise something really, really big with everyone.
Like, really, I'm not gonna say anything, it's a surprise.
So, it's on your 30th birthday you're surprising everyone else.
Yeah...yeah, basically. Well, lucky us. And everyone's invited?
That I don't know yet. But you're invited.
That's, that's all that matters. All that matters, perfect.
So how was polo the other day?
Tristan and I pretty much nearly came to blows I would say so.
Yeah. I found it very entertaining. He really values your friendship.
So do I. But for some reason apparently
there's, the friendship's non-existent. No.
Yeah, because this is, OK, I'm getting annoyed now
because he did tell me at the end, I think it was out of spite.
He goes "James, some of my close mates and me think
"you just need to be your own man
"and you need to stop pandering to your fiancee's needs
"and wants all the time." And to be honest,
yeah, it hurt. But I think it's unfound and untrue.
Because I'm literally doing what I want.
I think, I'm sorry but since when I have an issue with your friends,
I don't have any problem with any of your friends except one. Tristan.
I don't think Tristan can understand, what is your actual problem with Tristan?
I don't like the personality of the guy.
I don't like the way he is. The way he speaks.
The way he think. I hate how vulgar he can be.
Uh, I hate him a relationship
and I hate him even more when he's single
because he's a bad influence and what,
what I noticed as well is every time where there's shit happening,
it was Harvey, it was James, now with fucking Rez...
..Tristan is always involved. He's always there.
Do you wanna sort this out with him
because I feel like when I speak to him...
..when I spoke to him this morning he was like gutted?
Like, he's hurt by this. What even since our conversation?
No, I don't think he wants to.
I don't think he wants to, he's not ready for that.
I'm just trying to be controlling.
That's what Tristan thinks, Tristan thinks that Maeva's running your life,
especially with the baby. Yeah, I am, I'm controlling everything he does.
OK, yeah, well actually. He's got actually a battery here, click. James.
OK, hahaha. Actually, OK. Fucking hell.
If he does think she's running my life. Yeah.
I think that's pretty pathetic. As a man of 27. It's bullshit.
I think that's pretty pathetic. That's what I rea...
..genuinely think. I think he's, I think he's been,
I think we've had our good times
and if this is gonna be the end of us then so be it.
Girls, thank you so much for coming today.
I think it'll be really cute for us, little girl time.
Catch up. We need some girl time.
You knew I had a bad knee. Yeah. You bring me to the park to run.
But the only way to better yourself is go through the pain.
I don't need a motivational speech. Is through pain.
I don't need a motivational speech. Race you to that tree. Come on.
Hello. Hi. Hi, beautiful. Oh, my god you look amazing.
Oh my god it's been so long. Gosh, you smell lovely. Ah, thank you.
Hi, Issy, I'm Yasmine. Inga.
Inga, lovely to meet you. Gosh you smell lovely.
Oh, do I? So me and Yas...
..me and Yas we started being friends when we were, like, ten?
We were like ten. 10. Ten years old so.
You go way back. Oh, yeah, years.
Like so our mums were like best friends as well
so we'd always find ourselves like with the mothers partying in like Chelsea.
Ah, cute. So we used to like go round like,
King's Road and like the little Bichon Frises and like little...
Yeah. It was so cute.
So who do you know in the Chelsea bubble?
I, so I've known Rez for quite a few years. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Miles and... And how do you know Miles?
Miles and I met quite recently, why is that so funny?
She, she was just kind of stopped dating him.
No, we just stopped dating. Oh, really? Yeah.
We met like through kind of social media.
OK, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Um...on, yeah.
Uh... This sounds familiar. On TikTok.
On TikTok? Yeah.
Oh, my god you saw his TikToks and actually continued messaging him.
No, so I... That's the funny part. It was,
we met on a mutual live and then we went,
we met for a drink and that was really nice,
we got on really well. Then he was like, "Shall we go on a second date?"
I, I wouldn't recommend it. But I,
like I said to Issy you gotta try things out yourself to really know.
Yes. Would you say you were like kind of official seeing each other?
No, I thought we were getting to that part.
He never really gets that far. He never gets that far
so if you get that far well done. You've gone to the next level.
Yeah.
JULIUS: What do you like about Yas?
Well, she's cute, she's great. But I'm also like...
..kind of in another situation.
Another? Another situation.
You've just been on a date with Yas.
Yeah, that was a date, I'm still single.
But I have been talking to someone recently. Who?
I got a DM from this girl. What's her name?
So her name's Ella and she's from Australia.
Australia. Yep.
She lives in Australia. She lives, she lives in Melbourne.
What's the point in that then? She lives in virtually Timbuktu.
Well. Where she lives miles. So, OK, so we've been,
it's really weird right because we've kind of been like pen pals
almost for the last like five weeks. Pen pals.
Yeah. You listening to yourself? Yeah, I know.
Is it phy...is it like a physical thing or do you actually?
So... Do you have good conversations?
So this is the thing right. It hasn't got sexual once.
Why? Which is really weird for me. It hasn't.
But do you...do you want to? Maybe she's a friend.
No it's...it's more, I know it's more than a friend right.
Cos I am physically attracted to her
and, you know what, I've been needing something...different.
What about Yas?
As much as Yas is beautiful and sweet and really,
really lovely, I do feel like I wanna kind of
focus on Ella and then I wanna kinda see what happens there.
You haven't said that about anyone for a long time.
I can't, I can't remember when you last said, "I wanna solely focus on one person."
Fucking hell. Yeah, I haven't. Haven't said that, yeah.
You've never even met her in person
and you're putting your eggs in the basket. Yeah.
But are you thinking clearly?
I dunno.
How you feeling? A long fucking week, bro.
I assume you've spoken to James.
I've spoken to James. I've also spoken to his fiancee.
She does not like Tristan. Why?
She doesn't like you as a person. What does that mean?
She also thinks you're vulgar.
Vulgar? Yeah. In what...in what sense?
Dunno, just. But here's the thing.
Maeva, she can't say these things about me without giving me some sort
of, like, I mean she can and she will
so I mean there's no point fighting cos it's Maeva but.
She also said that uh, whenever trouble goes down with like
the Harvey situation, you're always the one there.
With the...when James kissed someone else.
Oh, I'm the facilitator for these guys' bad mistakes.
I think she feels like almost like you're the instigator in these situations.
So I made James Taylor kiss a girl on the dance floor, that's, that's me?
James has been strong armed by his future wife
and he hasn't got his own opinion.
He hasn't got his own say on a matter that's essentially,
it's not for Maeva to say "you're not friends with Tristan."
If James doesn't wanna be friends with me...
..look in my eyes and say "I don't wanna be mates with you."
But, I'm also too proud and stubborn to go chasing James
to be like let's be friends again.
Well, luckily you're not gonna have to chase him
because James is coming here right now.
Is he actually? Yeah. Are you fucking sabotaging me?
He's en route. I'm not sure I got the energy for it.
Fuck it. No time like the present.
I've missed you both. Where have you been and how have you been?
We've been on holiday.
I'm not drinking by the way, I'm honestly done.
I feel like I've been on a gossip detox. I don't know what's going on.
Yeah. Oh, good, let me fill you in.
I'm joking. I'd rather I wouldn't have to. No, tell me.
Um...so basically what's happened now,
James turned around to Tristan and said to him they cannot,
he doesn't wanna be his mate.
He's not invited to the stag do, he's not going to the wedding.
Oh. That's... They're not friends. That's unfortunate.
Woah. Yeah. That's not nice. It's a bit too much.
And that's your man.
He was on the verge of tears. Like, this has hurt him so much.
Poor Tristan. Oh, no, honestly,
it makes me like, really sad for, really sad for him.
Yeah. Anyway, in lighter news, how was...how was the holiday?
We had a good time. Yeah. As a whole, the whole, you know,
experience was exactly what we needed in that moment.
But unfortunately, I think the location that we were at there was a lot of homophobic airs.
So like... Yeah, we... Where, what do you mean, where were you?
We went to what was on the map supposedly an LGBT friendly bar.
Yeah. And suddenly we're in this bar and there's this group
of guys that are like taunting Joel.
Yeah, they started, basically they started like slap,
like punching my arse at the back and, you know,
little old me at the time I was like who's trying to flirt with me now?
Yeah. All things are running in my head like, and then I turn around...
I'm getting nervous thinking about it...
What do you, wait you, so has, what, something happened?
Yeah, I turned around and it was a group of like ten straight men like,
taunting me. In that moment obviously I felt deeply uncomfortable
and I took my friend to the bathroom and whilst we were in
the bathroom, my friends were ordering drinks and stuff.
They literally got the big metal beer casks and put them,
stacked them in front of the toilet door. In front of the door.
So you couldn't get out. So we couldn't get out.
We then moved the barrels and at this point I'm honestly really quite scared.
This is like... It was really... Shocking. Yeah.
Nothing that I've experienced to be honest.
Yeah, but why should not have to go somewhere
and be yourself in the ho...in the worry that someone's gonna say...that's fucking mental.
You know, obviously we'd Googled where we could go
and that was a gay friendly place and.
What was really frustrating... So it baffles me that you actually have to Google places
to go like, that's actually crazy. I was saying to the bar tender,
I said there's a group behind us that have just taunted my boyfriend
and I think they're homophobic.
But the thing is getting them kicked out's not good enough.
Because we're gonna leave inevitably. Yeah.
So I can't tell you how scared I was that when we would leave they would be waiting there you know.
It was definitely a sobering moment, I have to say that.
That's not right. They trapped him in a bathroom, like...
..just shocks me.
And we're meant to be on holiday, having fun.
It's crazy that you both still have to go through things like this now.
And I am really sorry.
There we are, drinks. Thank you. The usual pour moi.
Always, you can't get a beer here.
I can only get a beer everywhere I go that's kind of it.
Cheers. Mmm. Cheers. Now what's, I've always wondered,
do you shot that or do you pour that into there, what's...
You're supposed to shot it but I pour it in.
Go on, in it goes. Otherwise it's just... Shall I shot it?
Yeah, yeah, I think so. Should I?
Yeah. OK. Go on, I'll neck this, no.
Ugh. Shotting prosecco is not the one.
But it's there though. How are you?
I'm good, yeah. Good.
I thought it'd be nice to have a one on one. Yeah.
Cos I wasn't expecting you to ask me for a drink. No.
I thought you were gonna ask Willow. Yeah, ah shit.
But I'm pleasantly surprised. Oh, that's good. Yeah.
Ah, that's good. No, as long, and she's not like...
No, I spoke, I already spoke to her about it, she's fine with it.
OK. Well, that's good. She's completely fine with it.
Yeah. So it's all good. Um, but, yeah, I was really nervous to come here.
Were you? And meet you. Yeah. I was nervous last time meeting both you and Willow.
When? Oh. Yeah. Well, did you know who you were meeting or did you?
Well, Willow I knew. But not me. And not you no. You were the nice surprise.
Ah. I'm all...I never get nervous, you do make me nervous.
I'm good at that then, you'll be all right. Get a few more beers in.
Right, so tell me something that I don't know.
Two plus two, four. Um, what? Uh...
I know you like beer. About me? I like beer.
What else do you like? Um, I like rugby. My parents live in Gibraltar.
So did you, you grew up there? So I grew up in Australia, my dad's an Aussie.
Oh, no way. And then my mum is basically Spanish.
She actually looks quite a lot like you. Well... Does she?
Yeah, we'll...we'll brush over that.
Has this been your first date, date, yeah?
This has been my, it's been my second date since being single.
How you finding being single? Well, you know like female company...
When are you gonna meet someone? It's something that's quite nice
and you kinda sit there on your own like every night
and like, with your laptop so it does get a bit lonely.
Yeah. So it's kind of like trying to find that balance,
yeah, not committing too much to someone that you,
you're not really ready for, I dunno. But I'm,
I'm now very open to like exploring what's next.
Good. Me too. No, cos it's...it's been nice.
Yeah. Yeah, no icks. No icks.
So surely. No icks for you either.
Yeah, just you wait.
It's always the second date when the icks come out. So is there gonna be a second date?
Yeah. I'd be open to a second date. OK. Definitely.
Yeah? Let's do it. Let's do it.
Boys. Hello. I thought it was just us. Hiya.
As did I. How you doing?
So, what, what's going on, you're gonna mediate this or?
I just wanted, the way I see it is I think there's
a great friendship here and I think opinions from other
people have very much affected things
and I think it's good for you guys to come together
and hug it out. Yeah.
Uh, it's again making it sound like we're breaking up like, I just...
No listen I've, you know, I've been pretty cut up about this.
Sam said. He did.
And it's because my family are my friends
and you were very much one of those people. Mhm.
So that's possibly why
I'm being described as overemotional or, you know,
being x, y and z in the situation is because I care.
We know where we stand with each other.
I have no idea where I stand with you, James.
OK, well I'll tell you right now.
Otherwise I wouldn't be feeling the way I have and wanted to have this conversation.
You're taking a comment from Maeva's mouth which I have
to use the excuse with English isn't her first language.
James, I'm sorry...Maeva's an intelligent woman.
She absolutely understands when she says
to three or four people, "James has faked his friendship with Tristan."
Which isn't true. There's no language barrier that can get that confused.
Which OK, so it has been said or it hasn't been said it's not true.
But she's entitled to her own opinion.
I don't support her, her in them, do I? The problem is she's saying this is your opinion.
But OK, but we've just, we've just hammered that.
James, just here it was, just now. I do not agree with it. It is not true.
So why, why can't we move on from that conversation?
I, I think it's irrelevant what's going on with the girls.
I think it's about you two.
If you were in need is Tristan the guy you'd call?
No, he's not my first point of call.
I'm not trying to be nasty. No, I've got,
I've got five very good friends that I trust
with my life, you're not one of them.
I dunno what else to say. He's been there for some times, I thank him for it
but I'm not gonna kiss his feet for it.
Sorted. Right.
Let's just leave it there. Best of luck with everything.
We'd gone out for a very boozy lunch,
we've got, I can't remember taking the tube.
Where'd you end up? Fairly certain we didn't take the tube.
Oh, I know we did.
Doesn't sound like something you guys would do but.
It was a good afternoon I think.
PHONE RINGS
Hey, hey babe how are you? Good morning.
You've got some colour on you now. Yeah, I know.
Yesterday I was literally sitting there thinking fuck this would be nice.
Yeah, if Miles was there?
Yeah, if Miles was there this'd be really nice.
Yeah. Well, to be fair it's not long now.
Yeah, I'm just really excited. I can't wait to come to London
and to like meet new people as well. Yeah.
And you're gonna have to come along
and do all of like the touristy stuff with me.
Uh, we're not going on one of those double decker buses on
the top viewing London. We're not, no, don't tell me you wanna do that.
Of course I wanna do that. No. We are not going on
a double decker bus. No, it's not happening. Why?
I'm putting my foot down. We'll go on that,
we're gonna go out for a nice dinner and we can finally go on a date.
Finally. Yay, I'm very excited. OK, amazing.
Well look, enjoy your day and I'll see you soon, OK.
Yeah, I'll speak to you soon. See you later. OK. Bye. Bye. Bye.
Well, boys you're looking healthy.
That's what you tell people when they look fat.
You look like full of life. You look full of life. Really rosy cheeks.
Well, fuck you Harvey. Fuck you. I've heard you've been a monkey recently.
A monkey? Getting yourself into trouble. Uh, no.
Well, you went on a date with Willow
and then you ended up messaging Issy.
That was just, you know.
..have you pursued Issy now, are you?
So we had another drink ourselves like one on one. Yeah.
Which was nice, yeah. It was nice.
So you're happy to know that Willow and,
and uh, Issy actually are on their way now.
Oh, are they? Yeah. OK, Christ. Well,
that's slightly awkward to be honest cos I've had
a date with Issy and I've agreed to a second and I'm a bit like "eek."
That's perfect. I'm not too sure about it.
You don't want to go on a second date?
No. I don't...I don't think my head's quite there.
I think there was something a bit missing.
But I hate letting people down as well so I'm fucking nervous about it.
You can't just date her. You're not George Clooney, it's not like oh,
I'm letting her down so much. Like, oh my god.
No, no, but you're still like, you've still. The arrogance. The arrogance of it.
"She doesn't get a shot at the title."
All these women. I might exit.
Oh, good right, well that's, that's...
Leave you to it, I don't wanna play happy families... I think whatever happens...
I need to speak to her, I don't wanna do it in this environment so...
I'll see you guys later. OK. Bye, mate.
Don't go breaking any more hearts.
Poor Issy.
Mae? Yeah?
What do you think?
Look. Yeah. Yeah? What, for you?
Explorer. Well, you're a bit, yeah. Yeah, you're such a kid.
I'm gonna...I'm gonna spoil this little kid rotten you know that.
But, please can we...I've seen so many things.
It's your 30th birthday party.
That's...that's what you should be excited about. You're 30, Maeva.
I am, I'm super happy about it, I'm excited about,
yeah, about what I'm organising because,
yeah, it's...it's...it's a surprise as well for you.
I want it to be about you. Like, this time of the year's about you.
Oh, trust me it's about me. Oh, is it? Oh, yeah.
OK, just me and you or is it a party of some sort?
No, I actually invited everyone. Everyone everyone?
Like literally everyone. Including my best friend?
Absolutely, because you know what I thought I was gonna be
the bigger person in this.
Maeva, we know you're not being the bigger person right now.
Oh, I don't want them there. I don't wanna see their faces.
I hope they're not gonna turn up. But at least,
you know what, I'm being like, you know,
if you wanna come then come. Fuck it.
All of this has happened because yes,
you opened your mouth about a certain few things.
I know. OK. He's saying that you said
James has been faking this friendship with Tristan for the last six years.
I put that a little bit on you and I am sorry for that.
However, for me, that...that is the truth.
That is the truth and it is what it is
and I don't understand why Tristan doesn't understand.
And if he still can't understand, he doesn't have to understand
and he just needs to move on and find another friend.
This is where right, I've honestly had enough about talking about this.
Let's, I even want to go back to shopping that's how bored I am of this conversation.
All right. Yeah.
Definitely want Aslan to go to some sort of boarding school for a couple of weeks.
Borstal I feel is probably... Oh, he's not. Hello.
Hello, gorgeous. Hello, lovelies. You all right, you both look very nice.
Hi, hi. Thank you. And you've got champagne in front of you.
Ooh, champagne. Thank you. Lucky us. Cheers.
You both look... Cheers. Fucking phenomenal. Cheers.
So Issy, I meant to ask, how'd it go with Harvey?
Oh, the date, tell us about the date, yeah.
It went really well. It, out of a ten it was a ten.
Oh my god. Ten out of ten date. It was very flirty which I liked,
it wasn't too much. Like we bounce off of each other really nicely
and I felt like it was flowing amazingly.
And then we kind of initiated a second date so...
What? No, nothing. You're like...
Yeah. Yeah, I'm not sure there's gonna be a second date.
Really? Yeah, I don't think so. I, well personally I just,
I...I...I...I thought that the, I uh, would I,
I spoke to Harvey...
..and uh, and he didn't, basically I don't think
he felt that you guys were on the same page.
Ah. I wasn't expecting that. I wasn't expecting that at all.
I feel really bad. Yeah, so do I? But I, he, I...like, he's gonna,
I think he's gonna talk to you about it. But...
I don't understand why like...
You're OK. Let me just drink this.
Have a sip of champagne. Fix everything.
I don't, I, why can't I, I dunno,
whenever I...I don't wanna get upset cos it's like only been on one
date with him. I think it's not him.
It's just that I feel like every time I seem
to actually like someone it never works out.
Like they never want something proper.
It's not, it's not just, it's not him, it's just like I...I keep...
It's not you. Feel like I'm starting something. It's not you.
It's really not you, poppet. You are literally like the sweetest girl.
Thank you. You are absolutely... And you're beautiful.
..drop dead gorgeous. Thank you. It's absolutely not you.
I think just sometimes the chemistry's there and sometimes it's not.
I'm, I'm just like confused, I thought it was really there.
Harvey was gonna tell you, but I couldn't sit,
sit there watching you like all excited when...
..I think to pre-warn you of that was probably a better idea.
And I think going into the conversation
with Harv you can literally take the power
and just be like look, you know,
I appreciate where you're coming from. Obviously.
Yeah. I felt this way but maybe you're just not in that place
and you're not in the same place as each other.
I think take the bull by the horns.
What's going on with you and Jimbo?
I mean, I don't think anything, I got dumped yesterday.
Yeah. Again?
But he doesn't... He basically said, long story short,
he was like I've got so much on my plate at the moment,
I can't deal with this. I was like your girlfriend has created the situation.
Where's this all come from from Maeva,
I don't understand what you've done to her.
I don't really understand any of this.
I don't know what I've done, what anyone's done to her.
For me, James needs to actually just step up a little bit
and think I know I'm having a child and this is gonna be my wife
but ultimately I've known this guy before Maeva. Mmm.
He shouldn't actually use that as a reason
to be like "I'm focusing on that now so I'm,
"I can't be your friend." It's ludicrous.
I'd never do that. If you're friends with someone,
you're friends with someone for life. Mhm.
Whatever, whatever Maeva says he backs.
If he'll be strong armed into not being friends
with somebody of six years because his girlfriend,
wife to be, has an issue, good luck to the bloke.
Basically lesson learnt. No-one is to ever go up against Maeve because we'll just...
..you can't be friends with James then. Can I ask a question?
That's what's happened,
What a spoilt brat at the age of 30 she has to behave like that.
How fucking unfortunate for her. Seriously grow the fuck up.
She should be preparing for a child not acting like a fucking teenager. It's bizarre.
Have you seen the article that Liv and Tristan have done?
What? No.
So they did this article
and basically they kind of made a few digs at Maeva
and James and I didn't know whether to say anything
but I kinda feel like that wasn't the right time. Why?
I'll show you. Mmm. What did it? I don't understand.
OK, yeah I'll wait, I'll wait till you show me. That's it?
I'm going to show you. Oh, you have the whole thing. Oh my god they look nice.
Yeah, I mean... Hot pics.
It was more Tristan but Tristan's basically like making
a dig at how James was pressured into getting engaged early because of Maeva.
You can't say stuff like that. And like being pregnant and stuff he was like,
he wasn't ready for it or whatever. Do you know what like, I love Liv and Tristan together,
I do feel like maybe they're just deflecting their own problems
to like make people focus on other people.
Cos obviously they've had such a turbulent relationship
so maybe it's like, we're not Maeva and James though.
But I don't know if it's maybe trying to get a reaction out of James.
It's like, James used to be a party animal
and now he's moved into this sort of married life too quickly.
That's sad. I didn't expect that from like Tristan.
I mean are Liv and Tristan invited to Maeva's?
They are invited. But fuck knows if they dare show their face after this comes out.
Probably for the best if they don't to be fair.
I don't know...I don't know how Maeva's gonna feel about that.
I don't know if she'll care or. Of course she'll care. Are you joking?
I mean get the bloody, like, the shields out and the armour
because I don't think Maeva's gonna take that kindly. Has she seen it?
I'm guessing no. Because if it was me I'd want to know. Mmm.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Happy birthday baby. I love you so much
and thank you so much for doing this. Yeah.
It's special. Mmm, I love you.
She just looks gorgeous and she's radiating youth
and healthiness like, this is the embodiment of a woman that's pregnant.
Yeah, I know, but it's a birthday party not a baby shower.
I mean, she has an ego. She has an ego. Yeah.
Let's not get on the bad side of her. No, no, no.
I think even we should do something to celebrate, you know.
We do, honestly. How proud of each other we are.
Even though we had such an awful experience,
in a really weird way it's kind of united us a bit. 100%.
Um... It's made us stronger. We've both had a total refresh.
To focus on one another. And, yeah, to focus on what's important.
Yeah. And the foundations of our relationship are strong.
Like, everybody needs to celebrate this. Not at Maeva's party.
No. Don't upstage Maeva. No. It's the last thing we need.
No, that'll be the last thing we do.
Why, in every picture it looks like she's staring at me?
I know. That's exactly what I thought.
Is there, is there anything I can cover these eyes up? It's like...
If Maeva, if Maeva can say. ..I'm celebrating my 30th, Miles,
look at me, look at me being pregnant.
That could've been yours, bud. I've dodged a bullet,
I tell you that for free. I, also, why am I here?
And you've got quite a large room of exes here.
Oh, my god I do. Issy. Inga. That's it.
I mean there's Maeva and now Yas.
What? She's, she's a, she's soon to be an ex? Probably.
She's a great girl, obviously we get along really well but I don't,
I haven't actually told you this, I've kind of been talking to someone
for the last four to five weeks. She lives in Australia.
Convenient. Yeah, her name's Ella, she lives in Australia
and she is coming to London.
So it's... Are you excited about it?
Yeah, I am. I'm really excited like I want her to meet all the boys. I like...
Obviously me and Jules first, right. Yeah, 100%, of course.
You gotta, you gotta like vet her. You gotta, you gotta introduce to your boys and, yeah.
Yeah, exactly. Oh, don't. In hindsight I'm...
You gotta make the girl you're taking on dates,
you gotta make sure that they feel comfortable in the group.
You're a dick.
You'd never know it's Maeva's birthday.
Is it Maeva's birthday? Think so.
Maybe we should do it when we're pregnant one day.
We're not gonna show but... Oh, I'd love to see that.
Well, no, we, it's not the same sort of concept.
Fancy seeing you here. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. You all right?
Yeah, uh, I was actually hoping to have a chat
with you if that's all right with you guys.
Oh, that's our cue. Yeah, yeah of course. Yeah.
We'll leave you to it. Yeah, nice to see you. See you in a bit.
How are ya? I'm good, how are you?
Good. I just wanted to have a chat cos I enjoyed
the other night but I just... I think I know how you feel.
For me I was trying to learn that... I mean,
Ollie and Gareth kind of already mentioned it to me.
Oh. Yeah, well I'm sorry I was... Next time go direct.
Well, yeah, that was the plan, yeah. I didn't expect them to tell you but...
For me I really wanna be with someone who matches my energy.
So it's probably a blessing in disguise.
It's lovely. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you.
Is this like a detox party? Uh, no, I can't drink, you can't drink.
Selfish but sexy at the same time. Guys look, my favourite photo.
I must... It's unbelievable.
Maeva, you look beautiful I must say. I do look good actually.
Hey! Even if you do say so yourself.
I like it that it's just you, it's great.
So, Liv and Tristan are they coming?
They're not. Are they not? They're not.
Have you guys seen the article? The article?
Yeah. They wrote about you. What did it say?
Well, he...he kind of said that Tri, uh,
that James is pressured to do all these things,
he's been pressured to be, you know, engaged and be pregnant
and he's only moved to the country. Which also, it didn't make sense
because you moved to the country for James. For James.
But it's kind of all just saying basically...
So, you understand why I don't like the guy.
Well, yeah. Why he is attacking our relationship
because I was not attacking their relationship.
I'm a little bit taken aback because I didn't think Tristan would, would go that low.
Maybe it's fully taking the, he's fully like blaming Maeva in all of this.
I think he's emotional. Yeah, but...
I think he's trying to get your attention I feel.
At the end of the day he just wants to be your mate and he wants...
Well, by attacking now the relation. So the thing...
the thing he's doing that in a really wrong way.
Because first of all he's attacking our relationship,
something that I didn't do. I was attacking two different persons OK,
that, that's two different things.
On top of that he's not trying to get the right answers.
If you want the right answers he come to me.
He didn't come to me. So he's just chatting shit right now.
Now we're gonna down like a road we can't come back from like.
I think he's taking jabs at you and now it's turning petty.
Yeah. I always knew I couldn't trust them and now with
the article like it's really proving me that I was really right
the way I felt towards them and I'm so glad they're not here,
I'm so glad they're not here so happy birthday to me.
Is this a normal thing at baby showers, there's no alcohol?
Well, this, this is not a baby shower.
Oh. That's the crazy thing, you would think, it looks like a baby shower.
Yeah, cos they're all pictures of... Just... Maeva pregnant.
Yeah. No, it's just, just her birthday. Just her birthday.
But, yeah, so obviously we, we had... Obviously.
No. Like, we had, we kind of, you know, we saw each other.
Yeah, yeah. Um, but you did say you know, shall we go on a second date.
Yeah. But... I never followed up. No.
No. I'll be completely honest with you.
I currently am, I'm not really, I'm not,
I'm single, I'm not seeing anyone. Yeah.
But I am into someone at the moment. OK.
But she lives in Australia. But it's all so, well,
so you knew when we were having a drink this was...
Yeah. Yeah. So in the space of a week you were like,
hmm, not sure I wanna go on a second date with her
and like, like two days ago you're like
I'm single, yeah, yeah, I'm single.
No, no, I, no, no, I'm definitely single.
Yeah, OK. No, yeah. Yeah, it's...
So I don't, hope you didn't feel like I was messing around with you.
Yeah, no, honestly but it's fine and like honestly good luck with her.
Thanks. OK, thanks, OK, sweet. We, you know, we can be friends.
Yeah, OK, perfect. Well, cheers on that.
Cheers uh, cheers to, cheers to friends. Yeah, cheers.
I'm gonna go admire more of your ex and speak to the girls.
Go for it. OK, it's been fun. Enjoy it. See you later. I'll see you later. Bye.
Hey. Hello. You're way better.
Way better than being on the screen.
Would you date anyone else now?
I'm a one guy kinda gal.
I'm here for it all but I think she's really here for it.
She'd move to the other side of the world to pursue this.
How do you know everyone? A few weeks ago Miles asked me to go on a date.
Ah. I trust you're not painting my sweat. It's boiling.
Robbie, the negative energy is filling the room.
If you move in with him are you not worried,
he almost thinks he's a bit above everyone.
The problem is that you spoke about me moving in.
This is exactly what I mean like, you see the worst in people.
You're not listening to me.
How're you getting on with Inga?
I'm just annoyed that someone could be
so unbelievably self-centred. I don't consider her a friend.
I think you were mortified by going back to him.
I wasn't back with him, I was single.
But again you sprout bullshit for so fucking long what are you,
I don't know what you'll do. You're being horrendous, Ollie. Am I?
You're being horrendous. All right, fuck off. Seriously fuck off. Happily.
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