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Darwin, how am I supposed to

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take your new charity crusade
seriously

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when you're dressed like that?

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What's wrong with my new look?

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You look like a trust-fund baby
spending his gap year

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ruining the Third World with his
trance music and smelly feet.

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And please make sure
you throw those clothes away.

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Okay, fine.

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At night, so no one can see you.

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- Yes.
- Off a cliff.

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- All right!
- Into a volcano.

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Okay, I get it!

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Could you at least watch
my campaign video, though?
-Yes.

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It is always better to speak
the truth than to say nothing.

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Unless you're hiding
from a crazy guy

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with an ax and he shouts,
"Where are you?"

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Come on, this is serious!

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Every day,
thousands of individuals

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are forced into labor,

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spending their whole lives
being trampled on,

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struggling under the pressure
society puts on them.

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And when they get too old,

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they're thrown on the scrap
heap like trash.

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Oh, I get it.

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It's about big businesses
not caring about the little guy.

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What? No!
Look closer.

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Nope, I don't get it.

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It's about objects --
The objects of Elmore.

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But they're objects.

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That's why they're there --
To be used.

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You see, that's the problem!

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Stop objectifying objects!

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Um, are you okay?

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Yeah.
Yeah, I'm fine.

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Not you.
You.

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Are you okay?

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♪ You think the things
around you are your servants ♪

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Uh, no, no, no.

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♪ You think that they're just
stuff you can mistreat ♪

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Dude, stop it.

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♪ But if you were
a little more observant ♪

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♪ You'd have some pity
for the socks ♪

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♪ That spend their whole lives
crammed with feet ♪

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Nope, they're objects.

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♪ Can you hear the cries of
cotton buds inside your ear? ♪

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♪ Or the tears of trash cans
stomped when overflowed? ♪

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♪ Can you feel the sobs of seats
beneath your buttocks? ♪

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♪ Or the pain of all the things
you'll never know? ♪

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♪ So let's fight for all
the rights of the inanimate ♪

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♪ And ensure that
this injustice is no more ♪

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♪ Let's remove them
from the tyranny of people ♪

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♪ And bring freedom
to the objects of Elmore ♪

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♪ Yes, bring freedom
to the objects of Elmore ♪

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Dude! They're just objects!
Get down from there!

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No! They need someone
to stand up for them.

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Come now, little friend,
be free.

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Ow!
What are you doing?!

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There, there.

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I'm freeing you from
the shackles of oppression.

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I didn't want freeing!

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Sure, an air hole would have
been nice, but freeing? Nuh-unh!

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But you can do
anything you want now.

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All I want to do right now
is make you toast.

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But you do that all the time.

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That's not the kind of toast
I was talking about.

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- Oh.
- See, man?

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Just let them do their jobs.

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Trying to convince them
otherwise is like trying

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to stop a soccer mom from asking
to speak to the coach.

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It's not gonna happen.
- He's right.

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I, for one, am happy
doing what I'm doing.

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There's dignity
in doing a job well.

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But don't you want to make
your own choices?

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We give people choice.
We don't need our own.

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But there's so much
of the world to see.

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Nah, everything's on
the Internet now anyway.

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No, you're missing the point.

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You're being used by people
who don't care about your pain.

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If you can't see it,
then I'll show you.

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Good.
Now use me as a doormat.

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Go on!
Do it!

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Great.
Now use me as a hammer.

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Now use me
as a pencil sharpener.

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Yeah, what exactly
are we trying to prove here?

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- I don't get it.
- Me neither.

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I'm holding up a mirror
to you guys

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so you can see the suffering
and tragedy in your lives.

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Wouldn't it be easier
to do that literally?

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I stared into the abyss,
and it stared back at me.

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I am nothing,
just a meaningless speck of dust

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in a cold, infinite world.

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Ohh! Ohh!

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Look, these objects
don't know any better.

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They're like British people
and the sun.

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They don't miss
what they've ever seen.

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Hmm, you're right.

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Maybe they just need
some inspiration!

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And what is that now?

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The introduction to this.

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Imagine a
four-poster bed could be adored

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as a famous catwalk model.

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An umbrella could travel
to distant lands

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and conquer the highest peaks.

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An electric kettle
could raise millions

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with a sponsored bungee jump.

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A corkscrew can win Olympic gold
as a figure skater.

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A magnifying glass
could become an astronaut

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and be the first object
to see Earth from space.

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And one day, who knows, maybe
a candelabra could be president.

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Dude, those ideas
are like lighting a candle

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during a power outage
in a fireworks factory.

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- What do you mean?
- Well...

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Aaah!

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Okay, they were bad examples.
But come on!

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Surely one of you guys
must have some kind of ambition.

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- Well, I do.
- Really? That's great!

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You don't want to be
a chair anymore?

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- Nope.
- What do you want to be, then?

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A seat!

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Yeah, no, I don't think
you're getting this.

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You can be anything you like.

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For real?
Oh, boy.

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Even a stool?
- Same thing!

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Oh, you meant
literally anything?

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- Yes!
- Okay.

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Well, this is gonna
sound insane,

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but if we're really
dreaming the dream,

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you know
those big football stars?

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Yeah?

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The ones that earn
millions of dollars?

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- Yeah?
- You know when they win the game

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and go back
into the locker rooms?

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- Yeah?!
- And sit on that big bench?

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Oh, come on!

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Aw, buddy.

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They may not want to be saved,
but look at the bright side.

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The rest of the world
still needs your help.

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The rich keep getting richer,

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and the poor
keep getting poorer, huh?

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Global warming is really bad,
and the ice caps are melting.

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That's terrible.

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Oh!
This will cheer you up.

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There might be so many people
on the planet soon

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that we could
all run out of food.

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How is any of that supposed to
make me feel better?!

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Well, you're the one
who wants to save things.

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Isn't it good that
there are actual causes
that need your help?

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Surely that's better than trying
to teach a toaster

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to paint waterfalls
before it gets replaced

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when it's no longer useful.

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Um, what do you mean,
"replaced"?

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We're irreplaceable.
- No, you're not.

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Come on, we're made
of stuff that won't degrade
for thousands of years.

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Yeah. Once somebody buys me,
I'll be with them forever.

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Yeah, well, sometimes you break

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or people just get bored
and buy a new model.

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Then what happens to us?

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Dude!

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We could have broken it to them
more gently than that!

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What?!
That's how you treat us?!

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Throwing us away
when we're not even broken?

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Yeah, well, some people do,
but we're not all like that.

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Oh, man, this phone is so slow.

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Eh, I'll just order a new one.

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Thanks, Larry.
Won't be needing this anymore.

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That's it!

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We're not gonna be treated
like this anymore!

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- Let's take control!
- We'll wipe the floor with them.

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Their time is over!

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Guys, please.
Calm down.

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Uh, dude, the objects
are revolting.

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I don't think insulting them
is gonna help.

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No, I mean they're revolting!

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Aah!

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...last month.

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Help me, Margaret!

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Aah!

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Come play with us, Tobias.

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Aah! Aah! Aah!

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Oh! Whoa! Aah!

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Ah!

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See you, suckers!

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Ah! Aah!

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That's it!
You're under arrest!

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Ha ha!

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Aaah!

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We're in control now!

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So let's start a new society.

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- Yeah!
- Yeah!

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A fair society
where everyone is equal!

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- Yeah!
- Yeah!

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And no one is oppressed anymore!

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- Yeah!
- All right!

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Oh, good morning.
Lovely day.

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Lovely day out.

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Ahh, things are
so much better now.

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Not like the bad old days.

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And today you'll see highs
of 98 degrees.

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Oh, it's too darn hot.

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Ahh!
That's better.

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You happy now?

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I've got to spend the rest
of my days as an easel.

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It's all right for you.

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I've just got to hope
he doesn't want to

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sharpen that pencil...
again.