1 00:00:00,004 --> 00:00:01,700 Resync + HI removed: Xenzai 2 00:00:01,750 --> 00:00:03,000 Prime Minister. 3 00:00:03,284 --> 00:00:05,523 The government of Iran is accusing us 4 00:00:05,524 --> 00:00:07,604 of carrying out an act of war against them. 5 00:00:07,605 --> 00:00:10,844 The price of oil is spiking as a result. 6 00:00:10,845 --> 00:00:14,565 Unemployment is high and rising. 7 00:00:14,566 --> 00:00:17,885 The UK economy is increasingly fragile 8 00:00:17,886 --> 00:00:21,886 and we still don't know what's happened to Charles Flyte. 9 00:00:22,207 --> 00:00:25,246 I can think of one word we might use, Mr Speaker. 10 00:00:25,247 --> 00:00:29,247 Chaos. Hear, hear! 11 00:00:30,088 --> 00:00:32,726 First of all, let me state this quite clearly. 12 00:00:32,727 --> 00:00:36,688 We have not committed any act of war against Iran. 13 00:00:37,889 --> 00:00:41,247 And on the subject of the investigation into the plane crash, 14 00:00:41,248 --> 00:00:44,529 both the Royal Navy and the United States Navy are involved 15 00:00:44,530 --> 00:00:46,369 in the search for the flight recorder. 16 00:00:46,370 --> 00:00:50,368 And without it, it's not possible with any degree of certainty... 17 00:00:51,091 --> 00:00:54,890 Mr Speaker, perhaps the Prime Minister would care to comment 18 00:00:54,891 --> 00:00:56,649 on the news just reaching us 19 00:00:56,650 --> 00:01:00,651 that PetroFex is said to be on the verge of relocating to Poland? 20 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:06,811 Order. Order! 21 00:01:17,054 --> 00:01:21,053 They're citing Government hostility and the danger of further sabotage. 22 00:01:21,694 --> 00:01:24,533 And they've suspended their offer of compensation 23 00:01:24,534 --> 00:01:26,494 for the destruction at Scarrow. 24 00:01:26,495 --> 00:01:29,014 But I could barely get Clark to admit that he'd made it. 25 00:01:29,015 --> 00:01:32,574 Clark claims that your ambush at the airport demonstrates a campaign 26 00:01:32,575 --> 00:01:34,616 to undermine the company's standing. 27 00:01:34,617 --> 00:01:38,615 Bollocks! 28 00:01:42,178 --> 00:01:44,497 All right. 29 00:01:44,498 --> 00:01:47,616 You get hold of Michael Rix at Royal Caledonian. 30 00:01:47,617 --> 00:01:50,017 I'm going to freeze their fucking assets 31 00:01:50,018 --> 00:01:52,618 until we decide the level of compensation. 32 00:01:52,619 --> 00:01:56,618 Call Rix. 33 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:01,539 You mentioned sabotage? 34 00:02:01,540 --> 00:02:03,979 Well, they say they've got evidence of Dermot Matthews 35 00:02:03,980 --> 00:02:07,980 making an unauthorised entry to the plant just prior to the explosion. 36 00:02:18,262 --> 00:02:19,301 Hello? 37 00:02:19,302 --> 00:02:22,181 'Ellis, you're still in touch with Jade Matthews, I believe. ' 38 00:02:22,182 --> 00:02:25,983 Yeah. Listen, I've just tried my luck with the Chief of Defence Staff. 39 00:02:25,984 --> 00:02:28,462 Surprise, surprise, he didn't want to talk to me. 40 00:02:28,463 --> 00:02:29,502 'What about?' 41 00:02:29,503 --> 00:02:32,022 About drone fuel. What else? 42 00:02:32,023 --> 00:02:34,263 'Look, about the Matthews family... ' 43 00:02:34,264 --> 00:02:38,183 PetroFex are claiming that her husband may have committed an act of sabotage. 44 00:02:38,184 --> 00:02:40,744 Can you have a word with her and see what she knows? 45 00:02:40,745 --> 00:02:42,824 All right. Then you and me are going to sit down 46 00:02:42,825 --> 00:02:45,584 and have this interview for this profile. Is that the deal? 47 00:02:45,585 --> 00:02:46,864 Yes, yes. Yes, thank you. 48 00:02:46,865 --> 00:02:49,465 Bye-bye. 49 00:02:49,466 --> 00:02:53,465 Whose idea was it to throw the Iranians out of their embassy? 50 00:02:55,027 --> 00:02:58,825 Prime Minister. 51 00:02:58,826 --> 00:03:02,827 General, I thought I'd made it clear that you'd been relieved of your post. 52 00:03:03,668 --> 00:03:07,666 This will be my final briefing, Prime Minister. 53 00:03:17,910 --> 00:03:21,149 Now, it's in Afghanistan or it's in Iran. 54 00:03:21,150 --> 00:03:23,149 Which is it? 55 00:03:23,150 --> 00:03:27,150 The border there has historically been slightly ill-defined. 56 00:03:27,391 --> 00:03:31,390 The topography means that it's hard to be precise. 57 00:03:32,431 --> 00:03:34,191 Can I ask why not one of you 58 00:03:34,192 --> 00:03:38,191 even mentioned the proximity of the border before? 59 00:03:42,433 --> 00:03:46,433 The drones are programmed to alert us to any territorial infringements. 60 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:51,193 Ah. Then it can't have crossed the border? 61 00:03:52,354 --> 00:03:55,514 There's... a small possibility 62 00:03:55,515 --> 00:03:57,553 that the missile did. 63 00:03:57,554 --> 00:04:00,114 I stress, a small possibility. 64 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:03,875 Now, it is election time in Iran. In all probability, 65 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:07,875 the hard-liners are sabre-rattling for electoral advantage. 66 00:04:08,477 --> 00:04:11,996 They'd be fools making a claim like that without foundation. 67 00:04:11,997 --> 00:04:15,636 They'd look bigger fools if we showed them what a real act of war looked like. 68 00:04:15,637 --> 00:04:19,157 Might do the modernisers a favour - a well-placed Cruise missile or two. 69 00:04:19,158 --> 00:04:23,157 Is that why they stopped? 70 00:04:23,398 --> 00:04:25,998 Because they thought they were safe? 71 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,518 They stopped to pray. 72 00:04:27,519 --> 00:04:31,518 Because they believed they were safe, across the border? 73 00:04:31,519 --> 00:04:32,638 Is that it? 74 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:34,719 Prime Minister... 75 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,319 Do we have men on the ground there? 76 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:41,319 We've got Special Ops not far away, but, um... 77 00:04:42,761 --> 00:04:44,960 But they can check it out... 78 00:04:44,961 --> 00:04:48,960 if it's on the wrong side of the fucking border? 79 00:04:54,322 --> 00:04:57,441 Good luck. 80 00:04:57,442 --> 00:04:59,883 You'll need it, believe me. 81 00:04:59,884 --> 00:05:03,882 And how's the search for the black box going, General? 82 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:06,963 It's very deep there, Prime Minister. 83 00:05:06,964 --> 00:05:10,963 The ocean. 84 00:05:23,086 --> 00:05:24,765 We're going to play this down. 85 00:05:24,766 --> 00:05:28,566 The Iranians will want to build it up. 86 00:05:28,567 --> 00:05:32,566 That's not going to happen. 87 00:05:37,648 --> 00:05:41,447 I can't stand stainless steel. It's like pissing in a lift. 88 00:05:41,448 --> 00:05:45,448 Do that a lot, do you, Felix? 89 00:05:46,849 --> 00:05:49,889 Paul Clark, um... 90 00:05:49,890 --> 00:05:53,889 .. he says there's nothing we can do to stop them going to Poland. 91 00:05:56,811 --> 00:06:00,810 The bank, they've... they've frozen the assets? 92 00:06:06,172 --> 00:06:10,171 Christ! 93 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,012 Sir Michael... 94 00:06:14,013 --> 00:06:17,332 Prime Minister. My flight to Davos is in less than two hours. 95 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:21,333 Understood. Please, take a seat. 96 00:06:26,095 --> 00:06:30,094 You're in a hurry and neither of us has anything to hide. 97 00:06:30,135 --> 00:06:34,135 Please. 98 00:06:44,297 --> 00:06:48,296 So, where have you put the money, Sir Michael? 99 00:06:49,217 --> 00:06:51,657 We're discussing the PetroFex account? 100 00:06:51,658 --> 00:06:55,657 You've disappeared their assets. 101 00:06:55,698 --> 00:06:59,698 A multinational like PetroFex has constant call on its holding. 102 00:06:59,739 --> 00:07:03,419 Capital is a very mobile resource these days, and for good reason. 103 00:07:03,420 --> 00:07:07,138 They needed the money somewhere else and you shifted it for them. 104 00:07:07,139 --> 00:07:09,459 It's a click of the mouse, no great strength required. 105 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:12,499 You didn't think it odd that they would suddenly want 106 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:16,419 to expatriate nearly three billion in sterling? 107 00:07:16,420 --> 00:07:17,941 We're a bank. 108 00:07:17,942 --> 00:07:21,300 We act under instruction. 109 00:07:21,301 --> 00:07:23,860 We perform our fiduciary duty. 110 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:27,502 But you knew, and you personally. 111 00:07:27,503 --> 00:07:31,502 This mouse click wasn't done by Trevor in Accounts. 112 00:07:34,384 --> 00:07:37,142 Your bank is the company's biggest shareholder, am I right? 113 00:07:37,143 --> 00:07:39,783 That much you can read in the company prospectus. 114 00:07:39,784 --> 00:07:41,303 And as their biggest shareholder, 115 00:07:41,304 --> 00:07:44,303 you'd expect to have influence over their major decisions? 116 00:07:44,304 --> 00:07:46,304 I'm going to be late. 117 00:07:46,305 --> 00:07:48,824 Do you know who the company prospectus gives 118 00:07:48,825 --> 00:07:52,105 as your bank's biggest shareholder, Sir Michael? 119 00:07:52,106 --> 00:07:56,105 Me. The British Government. The British people. 120 00:07:56,146 --> 00:07:58,865 And what we'd like you to do is click that little mouse 121 00:07:58,866 --> 00:08:02,626 and repatriate that three billion. 122 00:08:02,627 --> 00:08:05,266 That's not how the world works, Prime Minister. 123 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:09,267 Then maybe we need to address that too. 124 00:08:14,788 --> 00:08:18,748 Tom? Your alfresco summit's got Twitter all aflutter! 125 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:21,948 Did you speak to Jade Matthews? 126 00:08:21,949 --> 00:08:24,429 I'll tell you when I get back from Davos. 127 00:08:24,430 --> 00:08:26,029 "God, the whole world is in Davos." 128 00:08:26,030 --> 00:08:27,549 Well, Paul Clark is, anyway. 129 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:30,830 Well, I don't think he's going to talk to you. 130 00:08:30,831 --> 00:08:33,469 "That's not what he told me." 131 00:08:33,470 --> 00:08:35,910 So... So what did she say? 132 00:08:35,911 --> 00:08:37,631 "The cab's here." 133 00:08:37,632 --> 00:08:40,431 Dermot had an accident at work about a year ago. 134 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:44,191 He was inside one of the fuel tanks cleaning it when it started to fill up. 135 00:08:44,192 --> 00:08:45,952 'He nearly drowned in the stuff. ' 136 00:08:45,953 --> 00:08:47,392 The drone fuel? 137 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:51,392 'Yeah. He wasn't a saboteur, Tom. I can tell you that much. ' 138 00:08:51,513 --> 00:08:53,793 'And you're still trying to speak to General Munnery?' 139 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:55,953 'And you're still trying to speak to General Munnery?' 140 00:08:55,954 --> 00:08:59,954 'I've got to go. I'll speak to you soon. ' 141 00:09:06,114 --> 00:09:09,515 Ellis Kane. What do you know about her? 142 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,355 Are you sleeping with her, Tom? 143 00:09:11,356 --> 00:09:14,875 I'd love to know where you think I get the time. 144 00:09:14,876 --> 00:09:17,996 Apologies for dispensing with the niceties. 145 00:09:17,997 --> 00:09:21,157 She's the sort of woman men like to impress. 146 00:09:21,158 --> 00:09:23,396 Men like you. 147 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:24,876 Is she? 148 00:09:24,877 --> 00:09:28,878 Yes. Tough, independent, knowledgeable. 149 00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:35,879 Thank you. 150 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:39,878 Like all journalists, she only cares about one thing. 151 00:09:39,919 --> 00:09:43,920 The story. 152 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:52,161 No, it's a consequence of... Michael... listen to me! 153 00:09:52,162 --> 00:09:53,121 Er, vodka and tonic, please. 154 00:09:53,122 --> 00:09:54,960 Er, vodka and tonic, please. Sure. 155 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,321 < The failure of the banking system as a whole. 156 00:09:57,322 --> 00:09:59,561 Someone to shoot your mouth off to, right? 157 00:09:59,562 --> 00:10:03,561 I think you should keep your mouth shut. 158 00:10:13,724 --> 00:10:17,244 Did she give you special dispensation, Tom? 159 00:10:17,245 --> 00:10:21,244 Face time with the disreputable Mr Fossett? 160 00:10:26,286 --> 00:10:28,245 Trouble in paradise? 161 00:10:28,246 --> 00:10:32,245 You're early. 162 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:35,846 I told you something once. 163 00:10:35,847 --> 00:10:38,966 About Bosnia. 164 00:10:38,967 --> 00:10:41,487 You did. 165 00:10:41,488 --> 00:10:43,328 Just wondering... 166 00:10:43,329 --> 00:10:45,967 if it's out there? 167 00:10:45,968 --> 00:10:48,768 Why? 168 00:10:48,769 --> 00:10:52,288 General Munnery. Things he said. 169 00:10:52,289 --> 00:10:53,328 Such as? 170 00:10:53,329 --> 00:10:55,208 And a journalist. 171 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,889 Always trouble. 172 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:02,169 Talking to him. 173 00:11:02,170 --> 00:11:05,210 Well, trying to. 174 00:11:05,211 --> 00:11:09,210 And you're wondering if I've been indiscreet? 175 00:11:09,331 --> 00:11:12,091 Well, you are the one who told me about Nightlight. 176 00:11:12,092 --> 00:11:15,931 In confidence. 177 00:11:15,932 --> 00:11:19,932 Are you so sure about what you say and what you don't say these days? 178 00:11:21,293 --> 00:11:23,812 Excuse me? 179 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:26,173 Drop the indignation. I don't have time for it. 180 00:11:26,174 --> 00:11:28,533 Aren't we high and mighty these days? 181 00:11:28,534 --> 00:11:32,534 You keep pushing that, don't you? 182 00:11:34,014 --> 00:11:38,014 Not guilty. Can I go now, please, Prime Minister? 183 00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:41,654 Maybe you should stop feeling sorry for yourself. 184 00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:45,213 You could die a bitter old drunk. 185 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,878 We'll have to start charging you rent, Tony. > 186 00:12:14,879 --> 00:12:18,120 If you're taking up residence. 187 00:12:18,121 --> 00:12:20,040 What's that? 188 00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:23,760 A leggy blonde came in in a flame-red, polka-dot dress. 189 00:12:23,761 --> 00:12:26,961 Said she had a penchant for maudlin drunks. 190 00:12:26,962 --> 00:12:28,801 Hang on, sorry, I'm mistaken. 191 00:12:28,802 --> 00:12:31,881 It was a brown-eyed girl, sort of clever-looking. 192 00:12:31,882 --> 00:12:35,882 Mind you, I quite like that. I quite like a clever one. 193 00:12:44,684 --> 00:12:48,683 Excuse me! 194 00:13:06,807 --> 00:13:09,047 Bad influence, am I? Is that it? 195 00:13:09,048 --> 00:13:10,487 Good night, Tony. 196 00:13:10,488 --> 00:13:14,487 I'm not allowed on little Tommy's trampoline? 197 00:13:18,529 --> 00:13:22,528 Come on... Where? 198 00:13:26,290 --> 00:13:30,289 Make a fool of me? Huh? 199 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,010 Ah. Yeah? 200 00:13:37,011 --> 00:13:38,450 Come on, come on. 201 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:42,450 Argh! 202 00:13:51,053 --> 00:13:55,052 Where is it? Where would you put...? 203 00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:03,053 All this time! 204 00:14:10,255 --> 00:14:11,734 Think. Think! 205 00:14:11,735 --> 00:14:15,735 Come on... 206 00:14:28,298 --> 00:14:32,296 Agh! 207 00:14:35,659 --> 00:14:39,658 Your company put Dermot Matthews on a bonus package, 208 00:14:40,019 --> 00:14:43,779 provided he kept quiet about an accident. 209 00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:47,659 You promised to take care of his family and assigned him a doctor, 210 00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:49,939 so if he did have any health problems, 211 00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:51,779 he could keep them in-house. 212 00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:55,780 Dermot went to his GP, though, and his GP asked him 213 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:59,100 to get hold of a sample of the stuff that he nearly drowned in. 214 00:14:59,101 --> 00:15:00,180 According to Jade, 215 00:15:00,181 --> 00:15:03,342 the only reason why he was there the day of the explosion 216 00:15:03,343 --> 00:15:06,821 is because he was going to get that sample. 217 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:10,382 That's a good story. 218 00:15:10,383 --> 00:15:11,903 But I can get you a better one. 219 00:15:13,183 --> 00:15:17,182 What do you mean, you can get me a better one? 220 00:15:18,665 --> 00:15:20,864 "Tom Dawkins, the Army Years. " 221 00:15:31,185 --> 00:15:35,186 Get this lady a drink. 222 00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:55,708 Aaaaarrggh! 223 00:16:13,151 --> 00:16:16,831 Chaos on the Tube and gridlock threatened on the roads this morning 224 00:16:16,832 --> 00:16:20,151 as the underground networks in London, Newcastle and Glasgow 225 00:16:20,152 --> 00:16:21,871 suffer a total shutdown. 226 00:16:21,872 --> 00:16:25,872 In other news this morning, the markets opened significantly lower... 227 00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:29,032 The Tube companies are saying 228 00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:32,033 their bank won't sanction Oyster transactions or card payments. 229 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,433 If they open the gates, it'll be mayhem. 230 00:16:34,434 --> 00:16:36,333 Which bank? 231 00:16:36,354 --> 00:16:40,954 -RCB. -You're joking. 232 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:45,835 Get Felix in here. 233 00:16:45,836 --> 00:16:48,755 Tell Gina Hayes to pass it off as a bank blunder 234 00:16:48,756 --> 00:16:50,755 before they start to blame us. 235 00:16:50,756 --> 00:16:54,716 They'll be cackling into their croissants in Davos. 236 00:16:54,717 --> 00:16:57,396 Any news from Iran? 237 00:16:57,397 --> 00:16:58,916 It's gone quiet. 238 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:01,237 Small mercies. 239 00:17:01,238 --> 00:17:04,397 Oh, Lee... 240 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:08,397 Ros Yelland? 241 00:17:08,478 --> 00:17:11,678 What about her? 242 00:17:11,679 --> 00:17:13,318 Can you get her to come and see me 243 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:17,318 before she meets the Iranian Foreign Minister? 244 00:17:32,601 --> 00:17:34,080 Hear that? 245 00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:59,244 Ah, Felix. 246 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,245 What can you tell me? 247 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,924 I had a word with Sir Michael. 248 00:18:04,925 --> 00:18:08,885 Really? I was told that he was in a meeting. 249 00:18:08,886 --> 00:18:10,566 He's looking into it. 250 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:13,086 How welldoyou know him? 251 00:18:13,087 --> 00:18:17,086 Our wives are very good friends, on the same charity board. 252 00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,007 Oh. 253 00:18:21,008 --> 00:18:23,087 Well, coincidence or otherwise, 254 00:18:23,088 --> 00:18:25,567 I bollock him about the PetroFex assets 255 00:18:25,568 --> 00:18:28,768 and the following day, his bank paralyses the Tube system. 256 00:18:28,769 --> 00:18:29,808 Tom... 257 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:33,808 Perhaps you could have your wife askhiswife. 258 00:18:34,449 --> 00:18:37,049 You're going to have to go back to the Bank of England, Felix. 259 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:39,969 I want them to guarantee the underground companies' transactions, 260 00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:42,250 so that we can get the trains moving again. 261 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,570 You know what the Governor will say. 262 00:18:43,571 --> 00:18:46,050 The Bank of England is independent of Government. 263 00:18:46,051 --> 00:18:48,170 Well, if RCB wants to throw its weight around, 264 00:18:48,171 --> 00:18:50,891 they've got to understand that we can fight back. 265 00:18:50,892 --> 00:18:54,291 But RCB will have this sorted before the Bank of England's even out of first gear. 266 00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:02,012 Tube's up and running. 267 00:19:05,574 --> 00:19:07,613 Rush hour's over. 268 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,893 It's a gentle poke in the bloody ribs. 269 00:19:09,894 --> 00:19:12,094 We need resolution, Tom, on Iran 270 00:19:12,095 --> 00:19:15,014 and on this spat with the Royal Caledonian. 271 00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:19,015 The pound's already under pressure and now RCB's dumping sterling. 272 00:19:19,696 --> 00:19:21,655 And then what? 273 00:19:21,656 --> 00:19:25,535 The Bank of England will sell foreign reserves to prop it up. 274 00:19:25,536 --> 00:19:29,536 But it won't last for ever. 275 00:19:30,817 --> 00:19:32,696 Right. 276 00:19:32,697 --> 00:19:34,736 Sound out the IMF. 277 00:19:34,737 --> 00:19:38,737 Say that I want to talk about underwriting sterling. 278 00:19:38,898 --> 00:19:40,578 Well, they want their pound of flesh 279 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,337 and they want you to lay off the banks. 280 00:19:42,338 --> 00:19:46,298 And you should issue an apology. 281 00:19:46,299 --> 00:19:48,299 I'll talk to Rix. 282 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:52,298 He's in Davos. 283 00:20:13,363 --> 00:20:14,722 Have you got that package? 284 00:20:14,723 --> 00:20:17,942 I thought it was a bit early for you. 285 00:20:17,963 --> 00:20:20,763 -Have you? -All right, don't panic. 286 00:20:20,764 --> 00:20:24,203 Does that thing work? 287 00:20:24,204 --> 00:20:28,204 Just do the coffee. 288 00:20:40,446 --> 00:20:43,565 Is this a good place to be if you're not drinking? 289 00:20:43,566 --> 00:20:47,566 I'm drinking coffee... or I would be if you'd hurry the fuck up. 290 00:20:48,527 --> 00:20:51,846 Makes some people tetchy, Tony, going on the wagon. 291 00:20:51,847 --> 00:20:55,847 But you must be the exception. 292 00:21:31,493 --> 00:21:33,772 Just go easy. That's all. 293 00:21:33,773 --> 00:21:35,853 We're playing the long game. 294 00:21:35,854 --> 00:21:39,853 You go easy too, this time. With Rix. 295 00:21:40,214 --> 00:21:44,215 Since we're handing out advice. 296 00:21:59,177 --> 00:22:01,336 Your Wi-Fi's rubbish. 297 00:22:01,337 --> 00:22:05,336 I preferred you when you were drinking. 298 00:22:09,257 --> 00:22:12,457 #... And I caressed her, kissed her 299 00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:16,458 # Told her I'd die before I would let her out of my arms... # 300 00:22:19,019 --> 00:22:23,019 #.. only 24 hours from Tulsa 301 00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:28,700 # Only one day away from your arms 302 00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:32,940 # I hate to do this to you... # 303 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,661 #.. I love somebody new 304 00:22:36,662 --> 00:22:39,261 # What can I do... # 305 00:22:39,262 --> 00:22:42,941 So the Iranian Foreign Secretary might once have had an affair 306 00:22:42,942 --> 00:22:44,782 with his wife's sister? 307 00:22:44,783 --> 00:22:46,822 How's that going to help me? 308 00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:48,942 I'm not suggesting you mention it. 309 00:22:48,943 --> 00:22:52,943 And what will his secret service be telling him about me? 310 00:22:53,184 --> 00:22:57,184 That you're sleeping with the Prime Minister's PPS? 311 00:22:57,305 --> 00:22:59,703 That you rate your chances very highly, 312 00:22:59,704 --> 00:23:01,904 should Tom Dawkins self-destruct? 313 00:23:01,905 --> 00:23:05,905 The chances of which seem to be increasing by the hour. 314 00:23:06,625 --> 00:23:10,625 Oh, that's clever. 315 00:23:10,626 --> 00:23:12,906 That's very clever. 316 00:23:12,907 --> 00:23:14,225 What you found? 317 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:17,305 I've found a battery... 318 00:23:17,306 --> 00:23:21,307 .. where no battery's supposed to be. 319 00:23:31,028 --> 00:23:35,028 Show this to your opposite number... if an opportunity arises. 320 00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:37,749 Who is it? 321 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,828 His name's Sami Sharour. 322 00:23:39,829 --> 00:23:42,549 He was on the plane with Charles Flyte. 323 00:23:42,550 --> 00:23:45,070 And, er... 324 00:23:45,071 --> 00:23:49,070 .. he may have been working for the Iranians. 325 00:23:57,032 --> 00:23:58,991 Sir?What? 326 00:23:58,992 --> 00:24:01,832 The biometric database has been compromised. 327 00:24:01,833 --> 00:24:04,272 And you're telling me why? 328 00:24:04,273 --> 00:24:08,272 Because the subject was Sami Sharour. 329 00:24:14,194 --> 00:24:15,993 Apparently there was a lack of clarity 330 00:24:15,994 --> 00:24:18,595 over which assets you wanted frozen. 331 00:24:18,596 --> 00:24:22,594 The... knock-on effect impacted on the tube company's systems. 332 00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:26,995 Tom... 333 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:31,716 I'm, um... 334 00:24:35,637 --> 00:24:38,756 Ros Yelland. 335 00:24:38,757 --> 00:24:42,157 I know. 336 00:24:42,158 --> 00:24:44,557 What's the arrangement? 337 00:24:44,558 --> 00:24:47,718 Well, we... chat and... 338 00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:50,598 Chat? 339 00:24:50,599 --> 00:24:54,599 You whisper sweet nothings in her ear about what I'm doing? 340 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,879 Get your phone out. Call her. 341 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,040 Tell her that I know... 342 00:25:02,041 --> 00:25:04,440 and that you're saying goodbye. 343 00:25:04,441 --> 00:25:08,440 Or you find someone else to work for. 344 00:25:09,721 --> 00:25:11,361 So the waiter thinks, "Hang on, 345 00:25:11,362 --> 00:25:13,361 "I won't give him back the whole fiver. 346 00:25:13,362 --> 00:25:15,402 "I'll give the three of them ?1 each. " 347 00:25:15,403 --> 00:25:17,761 So the three diners have spent?9 each, right? 348 00:25:17,762 --> 00:25:18,802 So the three diners have spent?9 each, right? Right. 349 00:25:18,803 --> 00:25:20,762 Which is?27, yeah? 350 00:25:20,763 --> 00:25:22,122 Right. 351 00:25:22,123 --> 00:25:25,122 The waiter pockets two, right? 352 00:25:25,123 --> 00:25:26,162 Right. 353 00:25:26,163 --> 00:25:29,443 So, that's 29. So, where's the other pound gone? There was 30. 354 00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:33,443 Michael, just discreetly stick this laptop under the counter, would you? 355 00:25:37,246 --> 00:25:41,244 You any good at maths? 356 00:26:05,409 --> 00:26:09,248 Then he asked for a vodka martini, which is pretty rare these days. 357 00:26:09,249 --> 00:26:11,289 Looked a bit like, um... What's his name? 358 00:26:11,290 --> 00:26:13,049 I'm off. Oh, here... 359 00:26:13,050 --> 00:26:17,049 Don't be leaving your stamp album here again. 360 00:26:17,570 --> 00:26:21,571 Philatelist! 361 00:26:24,771 --> 00:26:27,050 Mr Foreign Minister, good to meet you. 362 00:26:27,051 --> 00:26:31,051 I wonder if you know who that is? 363 00:26:37,574 --> 00:26:41,572 Should I? 364 00:27:45,422 --> 00:27:49,422 We're all in. 365 00:27:56,744 --> 00:28:00,422 Michael, the last time that we met at Downing Street, 366 00:28:00,423 --> 00:28:03,424 I was... 367 00:28:03,425 --> 00:28:07,184 "Michael" or "Sir Michael"? 368 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,823 Sir Michael, of course. Jesus. 369 00:28:09,824 --> 00:28:13,825 Sir Michael, the last time that we met at Downing Street, 370 00:28:14,746 --> 00:28:18,665 I was perhaps a little... 371 00:28:18,666 --> 00:28:19,906 What? 372 00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:21,146 Intemperate? 373 00:28:21,147 --> 00:28:23,186 Intemperate. Perfect. 374 00:28:23,187 --> 00:28:27,186 Yes, may the good Lord in his wisdom preserve us from the intemperate. 375 00:28:29,628 --> 00:28:33,347 Steel yourselves. 376 00:28:34,548 --> 00:28:36,708 Tom, the Ros thing... 377 00:28:36,709 --> 00:28:40,708 It's forgotten, Lee. 378 00:28:42,629 --> 00:28:46,629 Have you lost interest in this profile? 379 00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:48,390 We were actually just getting ready... 380 00:28:48,391 --> 00:28:52,389 We were actually just getting ready... Sorry, Tom, I really need to talk to you. 381 00:29:20,235 --> 00:29:23,234 Does he know something about you, Tom? 382 00:29:23,235 --> 00:29:27,234 Because... that's what I'm being told. 383 00:29:28,316 --> 00:29:30,435 Do you know what this job is like? 384 00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:34,315 It's like being under the knife without anaesthetic, 24/7. 385 00:29:34,316 --> 00:29:36,356 So give me your version. 386 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:40,356 There is no version. 387 00:29:40,717 --> 00:29:44,716 I've... I've nothing to tell you. 388 00:29:47,158 --> 00:29:51,157 This is your chance, Tom. 389 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,918 There is no story. 390 00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:59,318 I can see it in your eyes. 391 00:29:59,319 --> 00:30:03,319 There's nothing there. 392 00:30:10,881 --> 00:30:14,003 Now, if you'll excuse me... 393 00:30:25,983 --> 00:30:28,863 Do you think, Sir Michael, that my intemperance 394 00:30:28,864 --> 00:30:32,863 has contributed to the destabilisation of the markets? 395 00:30:33,824 --> 00:30:37,824 Vulture funds are almost certainly playing silly buggers in the CDS market. 396 00:30:41,105 --> 00:30:45,105 The people of the United Kingdom have poured 50 billion into your bank. 397 00:30:45,186 --> 00:30:49,185 Do you think that merits any kind of consideration of the public interest? 398 00:30:49,626 --> 00:30:51,665 In an ideal world I'd agree, 399 00:30:51,666 --> 00:30:54,666 but I'm afraid the bank has only one duty. 400 00:30:54,667 --> 00:30:56,786 To act in the shareholders' interests. 401 00:30:56,787 --> 00:30:58,747 Oh, good. 402 00:30:58,748 --> 00:31:01,266 We represent 88% of them. 403 00:31:01,267 --> 00:31:03,547 All the shareholders. 404 00:31:03,548 --> 00:31:07,547 Politics is parochial, Prime Minister. Finance is global. 405 00:31:07,748 --> 00:31:10,547 Yes, but you're headquartered in my jurisdiction. 406 00:31:10,548 --> 00:31:14,029 Oh, we could up and go tomorrow. 407 00:31:14,030 --> 00:31:18,028 You see, that's the kind of remark that stokes my intemperance, Sir Michael. 408 00:31:22,791 --> 00:31:25,509 You invested 50 billion... 409 00:31:25,510 --> 00:31:28,631 .. and OK, granted, that buys you some influence with my bank, 410 00:31:28,632 --> 00:31:30,311 but what I'm saying is, 411 00:31:30,312 --> 00:31:34,311 if you were to press that case, we'd get very jittery. 412 00:31:34,352 --> 00:31:37,272 And so would the rest of the banks. 413 00:31:37,273 --> 00:31:39,912 And if we're jittery, our share price falls. 414 00:31:39,913 --> 00:31:41,952 And if our share price falls, 415 00:31:41,953 --> 00:31:45,953 your 50 billion investment goes down the toilet. 416 00:31:46,354 --> 00:31:50,353 And any influence you might have had over the bank goes with it. 417 00:31:51,114 --> 00:31:53,674 So you're saying that we have influence 418 00:31:53,675 --> 00:31:55,954 so long as we don't expect to use it? 419 00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:59,954 If you like. 420 00:32:42,241 --> 00:32:44,280 Ah, Mr Mukerjee. 421 00:32:44,281 --> 00:32:46,560 Prime Minister. Please, call me Tom. 422 00:32:46,561 --> 00:32:49,001 Then it's Jitin. 423 00:32:49,002 --> 00:32:53,001 I... I read your report. 424 00:32:53,322 --> 00:32:56,442 Our two countries have a long history together. 425 00:32:56,443 --> 00:32:59,442 Yes, they do. 426 00:32:59,443 --> 00:33:03,443 And a very amicable future, I would have said. 427 00:33:04,364 --> 00:33:08,363 Are we going to get our hands dirty, Tom? 428 00:33:20,006 --> 00:33:23,285 I've decided you're on my side. 429 00:33:23,286 --> 00:33:27,285 Everyone else might have given up on me, but I've still got, well... 430 00:33:27,766 --> 00:33:31,767 .. you. 431 00:33:31,768 --> 00:33:35,166 So if I understand you right... 432 00:33:35,167 --> 00:33:39,168 .. you're wondering if this fella here, Sami Sharour... 433 00:33:40,729 --> 00:33:44,727 .. was on the fatal flight with our ex-Prime Minister. 434 00:33:45,008 --> 00:33:48,049 And you're wondering... 435 00:33:48,050 --> 00:33:51,728 .. why he wasn't on the manifest. 436 00:33:51,729 --> 00:33:55,330 And I presume you're also wondering 437 00:33:55,331 --> 00:33:59,329 if he had something to do with the plane going down. 438 00:34:01,731 --> 00:34:03,691 So... 439 00:34:03,692 --> 00:34:07,010 something you might not know... 440 00:34:07,011 --> 00:34:11,012 There's a history of fundamentalism in his family. 441 00:34:11,973 --> 00:34:15,972 Apparently not him, though. 442 00:34:16,893 --> 00:34:19,092 And he was... 443 00:34:19,093 --> 00:34:21,813 He was arrested in 2011 444 00:34:21,814 --> 00:34:25,813 for throwing a rock through the window of a New York madrasah. 445 00:34:27,534 --> 00:34:29,415 What the CIA would probably call... 446 00:34:29,416 --> 00:34:33,414 .. "links with radical Islam". 447 00:34:34,015 --> 00:34:38,016 I'm only doing this for you. 448 00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:44,056 You've come to hear me talk on the mission's criteria, 449 00:34:44,057 --> 00:34:48,056 but first, a few words from the British Prime Minister, Tom Dawkins. 450 00:35:02,219 --> 00:35:06,219 Good evening. 451 00:35:06,540 --> 00:35:09,899 I'm hearing a lot about banks upping sticks 452 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,339 and leaving the City of London, 453 00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:16,340 no doubt to a financial centre near you. 454 00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:19,621 But before you welcome them with open arms, I want you to remember 455 00:35:19,622 --> 00:35:22,701 that it was the British people... 456 00:35:22,702 --> 00:35:26,701 .. who ploughed tens of billions into these banks in 2008. 457 00:35:29,183 --> 00:35:30,582 In return for this bailout, 458 00:35:30,583 --> 00:35:33,462 they promised that they would lend to small businesses. 459 00:35:33,463 --> 00:35:37,463 Well, did they lend to small businesses like they promised? 460 00:35:38,384 --> 00:35:40,743 Excuse my French, but did they fuck! 461 00:35:56,827 --> 00:35:58,146 'So... 462 00:35:58,147 --> 00:36:01,305 'there's something in these photos that you didn't see, 463 00:36:01,306 --> 00:36:05,307 'clever as you are. 464 00:36:11,949 --> 00:36:14,508 'I've decided you're on my side. 465 00:36:14,509 --> 00:36:18,507 'Everyone else might have given up on me, but I've still got, well... 466 00:36:18,789 --> 00:36:21,629 'you. ' 467 00:36:21,630 --> 00:36:25,069 What you missed was the bottle. 468 00:36:25,070 --> 00:36:27,909 First, it was in the baggage truck. 469 00:36:27,910 --> 00:36:29,830 Then it wasn't. 470 00:36:29,831 --> 00:36:33,830 And then it was. 471 00:36:33,951 --> 00:36:37,751 So... 472 00:36:37,752 --> 00:36:41,752 Did that harm it, did that damage it, falling off like that? 473 00:36:42,752 --> 00:36:45,712 What was in it? Some of that drone fuel? 474 00:36:45,713 --> 00:36:46,912 Why? 475 00:36:56,275 --> 00:36:58,313 Any thoughts... 476 00:36:58,314 --> 00:37:00,273 clever girl? 477 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,639 Who's there? 478 00:37:51,521 --> 00:37:55,521 Ugh! 479 00:38:02,724 --> 00:38:05,722 'He was arrested in 2011 480 00:38:05,723 --> 00:38:09,723 'for throwing a rock through the window of a New York madrasah. 481 00:38:11,365 --> 00:38:13,723 'What the CIA would probably call... 482 00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:17,724 .. "links with radical Islam". ' 483 00:38:18,325 --> 00:38:20,604 'I'm only doing this for you. ' 484 00:38:20,605 --> 00:38:24,525 And I've been told that if I meddle in the affairs of the Royal Caledonian Bank, 485 00:38:24,526 --> 00:38:27,245 I'm going to jeopardise the national shareholding. 486 00:38:27,246 --> 00:38:30,686 But it seems to me that the national shareholding 487 00:38:30,687 --> 00:38:33,206 is valueless for the foreseeable future, 488 00:38:33,207 --> 00:38:35,926 so here's what I'm going to do. 489 00:38:35,927 --> 00:38:39,727 I propose to buy up the remaining shares and transform the bank 490 00:38:39,728 --> 00:38:43,487 into an engine of prosperity... 491 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:46,768 .. promoting business, particularly small business, 492 00:38:46,769 --> 00:38:50,768 and generate employment, especially among young people. 493 00:39:01,170 --> 00:39:03,210 Where's your phone, Tony? 494 00:39:03,211 --> 00:39:07,211 An Englishman's home is his castle. You can't just barge in. 495 00:39:18,732 --> 00:39:20,332 Where is it? 496 00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:22,733 What's going on at the back of my head? 497 00:39:22,734 --> 00:39:26,732 It's... 498 00:39:32,855 --> 00:39:34,573 You've broken my fucking skull, 499 00:39:34,574 --> 00:39:38,135 you animal... Ugh! 500 00:39:38,136 --> 00:39:40,735 'Who's there? 501 00:39:40,736 --> 00:39:41,854 'Ugh!' 502 00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:44,775 'Ugh!' 503 00:39:51,777 --> 00:39:53,936 'What did I ever do to you?' 504 00:39:53,937 --> 00:39:57,937 Ugh! 505 00:39:58,818 --> 00:40:01,537 Aagh... 506 00:40:01,538 --> 00:40:04,178 Tell me where the phone is. 507 00:40:04,179 --> 00:40:06,218 Agh! 508 00:40:06,219 --> 00:40:07,698 Arrgh! 509 00:40:07,699 --> 00:40:10,498 'No, no! No!' 510 00:40:10,499 --> 00:40:13,140 Ughh! 511 00:40:13,141 --> 00:40:14,219 Your phone. 512 00:40:14,220 --> 00:40:17,739 Aargh! 513 00:40:19,781 --> 00:40:21,541 Tony? 514 00:40:21,542 --> 00:40:23,260 What's going on in there? 515 00:40:24,781 --> 00:40:26,381 Are you all right? 516 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:28,421 Arrgh! 517 00:40:28,422 --> 00:40:32,421 Shall I call the police? 518 00:40:36,943 --> 00:40:40,943 I'm gonna call the police. 519 00:40:51,385 --> 00:40:55,384 So, in the event that the pound comes under further attack, 520 00:40:55,746 --> 00:40:59,745 I have arranged with my friends in the Indian government 521 00:40:59,786 --> 00:41:02,265 to underwrite sterling. 522 00:41:03,307 --> 00:41:06,586 And to the IMF I say, sorry to disappoint, 523 00:41:06,587 --> 00:41:08,906 but we won't be needing you after all. 524 00:41:08,907 --> 00:41:10,587 But in return for what? 525 00:41:10,588 --> 00:41:14,587 That's a very good question. 526 00:41:18,429 --> 00:41:21,468 Clever as you are, you know... 527 00:41:21,469 --> 00:41:24,268 .. if you've spotted it, someone else has too. 528 00:41:24,269 --> 00:41:26,629 So, the question is, 529 00:41:26,630 --> 00:41:30,629 why don't they say something about it? 530 00:41:32,831 --> 00:41:36,629 I'll tell Tommy... like you wanted. 531 00:41:36,630 --> 00:41:38,470 Huh? 532 00:41:38,471 --> 00:41:42,471 We'll show him what we can do, the two of us. 533 00:41:47,433 --> 00:41:51,432 He's going to need all the help you can get. 534 00:41:58,714 --> 00:42:02,713 Are you listening? 535 00:42:03,635 --> 00:42:05,154 Are you? 536 00:42:05,155 --> 00:42:07,794 India has a 300-year supply of coal 537 00:42:07,795 --> 00:42:11,795 and 400 million people without electricity. 538 00:42:12,116 --> 00:42:14,915 They need power, now, nationwide. 539 00:42:14,916 --> 00:42:17,835 The United Kingdom has two million people unemployed, 540 00:42:17,836 --> 00:42:21,596 a world-leading role in renewables technology, 541 00:42:21,597 --> 00:42:25,596 and, as of today, a bank dedicated to putting those people 542 00:42:25,637 --> 00:42:28,356 and that technology to work. 543 00:42:28,357 --> 00:42:32,358 The new Royal Caledonian Bank will fund on a massive scale. 544 00:42:34,278 --> 00:42:37,719 Yes, on a massive scale. 545 00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:41,718 A joint British and Indian research, development and production project 546 00:42:42,319 --> 00:42:44,238 based in the United Kingdom 547 00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:48,240 with the sole aim of creating a renewable alternative 548 00:42:48,601 --> 00:42:51,719 to the Indian reliance on coal. 549 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:55,641 At the same time, the United Kingdom will withdraw 550 00:42:55,642 --> 00:42:59,641 from all international agreements coercing India 551 00:43:00,042 --> 00:43:03,282 into fixed timetables on climate change reduction 552 00:43:03,283 --> 00:43:07,002 until they have achieved national electrification. 553 00:43:11,123 --> 00:43:15,123 He needs to know what we... found. 554 00:43:17,524 --> 00:43:21,525 Tommy does. 555 00:43:28,165 --> 00:43:32,165 I need to know you're listening. 556 00:43:33,206 --> 00:43:37,206 Are you? 557 00:43:51,969 --> 00:43:55,968 Clever girl. 558 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:04,000 Resync + HI removed: Xenzai www.subscene.com