.
'Back in 2011, eight of us kids moved into a house together in Newcastle.'
You all right? Yeah. You?
[cheering]
'Little did we know what was about to happen.'
[screams]
[cheering]
[screams]
[blows trombone]
[screaming]
My vagina!
'People came...' [screams]
Alreet? Hello?What the... ?
'...and people went.'
[cries]
'And it changed our lives forever.'
[cork pops, cheering]
'And some of us haven't spoken since.'
'But we're back!'
[all] 'Geordie Shore, why-aye!'
I'm back!
I'm off to Marnie's baby shower,
and it's the first time me, Holly, Marnie and Sophie
will have been together for six years!
[groans] Mummy.
Woo! Mummy.
I'm so excited for baby number two.
I'll leave Casey on dad duty so I can head off to me baby shower.
I can't wait to see the girls. It's been way too long.
Bye, Rox!
Life has moved on for all of us
and it's really difficult for us to all get together now.
So, before Marnie has her baby and I go off to get married,
this is the perfect time to have a good old Geordie Shore catch up
with some pork pies and some Prosecco.
Marnie is me cousin and I see her all the time,
but I am so buzzing for this girlie catch up.
This is Mr Blue. Oh, I love it!
Hi, girls! I'm on me way. I can't wait.
Erm, I'm late, but I mean, nothing's changed there really, has it?
Geordie Shore means so much to me.
I grew up in this mad house.
[all cheer]
Like, I am so grateful for all of the memories...
Oh! [screaming]
... for all of the opportunities, the experiences, travelling the world.
[cheering]
It means... it actually means the absolute world to us.
It sounds so stupid, but it was just incredible.
I'm so close.
Hi! [laughs] Oh, Marnie!
Oh!I was gonna say... You look very Clueless.
This is a really nice thing to do, for us.
I don't like big parties.
So this little, intimate baby shower is just right for me.
Hello!
[scream] Marnie!
The four of us are back together.
I just hope it's not for the last time
because I've come up with a master plan
that I hope the girls are gonna go for.
Well, girls, we're here for Marnie's baby shower!
[cheering] Aww!
I can't believe how nice it is. So pretty.
Holly, you've done well. Cheers, everyone!
Cheers! Cheers to Marnie's baby boy.
[all cheer] Thank you.
Mmm. Mmm, that's me favourite.Yummy!
Pass a quiche, then. Go on. Get the quiche out.
Come on, let's tuck in! Whoo!
Oh, love egg mayonnaise. Egg.
[laughter]
What's on the bottom? Pass me one of them.
These girls are my sisters from another mister.
We've had a lot of fun together. Tequila!
We've had a lot of drama together.
[screams]
Boom! [indistinct shouting]
It was World War three. Stop it!
Oh, shit! She goes, or I fucking go!
And got up to all kinds of crazy shit.
[screaming]
We have made memories to last us a lifetime.
How are things with you and Casey?
Looks like it's going well. I feel like we're good.
Me and Casey are just good... Besties, aren't you?
We're like a little, old couple now. You're always good.
There's just never a problem.
I had a really wild time on Geordie Shore
and then I did a show called Single AF, I met Casey...
I'm on the hunt for love and I am looking for a girl
that's gonna keep me in check, make sure my eyes don't wander,
make sure I behave. I haven't found her yet,
but she must be out there. Oh, that's really sweet.
I wanna ask you... if you will marry me?
Yes. And be mine forever.
You said yeah before I even asked... Yes! Yes! Yes!
[laughs] We've had some ups and downs,
been through some tough times,
but he's the love of me life and we're rock solid.
How is your relationship? I need to know.
Honestly, he's lovely, Jake. Like, he's so loving.
He treats us like a princess, right? And he's a really nice person.
And are you really in love? So in love.
[gasps]
Oh. [laughs]
I definitely thought I'd been in love before.
I mean, there was Gary... Give us a cuddle.
...Bear, Josh... I am Josh's girlfriend.
[laughter]
...just to name a few.
But I didn't truly know what love was until I met Jake.
He is definitely the one.
Charlotte?
You like a big one, don't you?
Well, on a flop, it was small, you know.Grower.
Yeah, but a grower. And then, all of a sudden,
it got hard and I was like, ooh! [all laugh]
I had to shield myself. [laughs]
I can't keep any secrets from this lot!
So, Sophie, what's going on in your love life?
Well, I'm just having a lot of fun. I'm not gonna lie. You enjoying?
Last year, I was like, oh, I want a boyfriend
and I really wanna settle down. I got really down...Yeah.
This year, I just want this one last year to just...
To go wild. ...go and...Be free.
...get it out me system. Yeah.
I'm having a great time.
But Charlotte's met the love of her life,
Marnie's having her second child,
Holly's about to get married,
and I do sort of just worry for myself.
When we were in Geordie Shore, we had the funnest times,
and you were just with Joel. I know. Don't.It's so shit.
The whole time as well.
The biggest shock of the Geordie Shore relationships
is that Sophie went out with Joel Corry,
now an international superstar.
That got you far, mind. Fucking hell, it did!
Seven years. How did that go?
Oh great! Well, look now! [laughter]
I went to the Brit Awards. He's getting nominated,
and I'm sitting in the bloody top. You're in the stalls! [laughs]
Waving at him. "Remember me?" "Joel, remember me?"
Joel Corry would DJ at Geordie Shore house parties.
Can you believe that? That's what he was known as.
Like, what a claim to fame that is.
You're literally the first one of us, Holly, to get married.
I know. Do you know what I said to Jacob?
If somebody had put a bet on, Holly Hagan, first girl to marry
out of Geordie Shore, they'd be a millionaire,
cos that would have been very, very high odds.
I refuse to miss it.
Oh, Marnie, please don't. Even if I'm literally
waddling there, I'm gonna make it.
Marnie had a really tough time, giving birth to Rox.
So I'm hoping that this birth is really smooth sailing
and I really want her there at the wedding,
because I want me cousin back and I also want to have a shot with her.
Can you not do missionary, the bump is in the way?
No, out the question. I hate missionary.
That's my favourite one. Is it? Missionary?
I like to lie there and not do much.
I like a bit of a missionary. Something sexy about it.
Do you kiss a lot? Yeah, I love a kiss. I love a kiss.
Nah, I just do this, look.
Sack of potatoes? [laughter]
I can't be bothered. I just wanna do, this.
Oh, oh, oh. [laughter]
Do you still peg? Not... not...No?
Not as much.What's pegging? Holly'll tell you.
Where you lick the bum hole. Oh, yeah.
It's not licking it. It is.
Fingering them up the... No, pegging's licking.
We've all done a bit of that. We've all done that, Soph.
Have you not? I'm not licking a man's arsehole.
[laughter] Why?
Where they shit. You lick the man's you love.
Yeah! Ooh, no, it's not for me, that.
She doesn't do that.
It doesn't matter how much time's passed,
we will all just be laughing as if it was just yesterday
that we seen each other.
It's mad because we're friends, but we were never meant to be.
We're all different personalities. What a funny bunch.
I feel like we've got so many memories,
we should all be together and... Course.
Went through everything. We all had a great time together
and I don't doubt that if we were ever all in the same room,
we'd have a fucking blast. Oh, my God, imagine.
It would be like nothing had ever changed.I know.
We'd always have that bond because that bond is something
that not a lot of people have ever had.
We went through so many memories. Not many people can go through
what we've went through in ten year.
I know what we should do. What?
Let's get everyone together and have like a... a party.
[gasps]Everyone... ask everyone to come.
Like a big reunion. Reunion?
We can't leave one person out.
Everyone has to be asked.
Deep down, I have always wanted to do a reunion.
It would be so good to get everyone back together,
all the originals and catch up.
We've come so far. Our lives have changed so much.
What shall we do?
The possibilities are endless. We could go on holiday.
I'll go on holiday!
We could go... we could have a party. With a big party, I'll be happy.
You need to try and make this involving for everyone.
Needs to be inclusive, we're not all at the same levels.
Shall I send a text? What? Oh, my God!
We're doing it now?
Is this a good idea?
I feel like all of us who've been in the Geordie Shore house
have had so many ups and downs.
Like, this could go one way or the other.
What? No way! Charlotte, tell me what to say.
Do a broadcast message! Right, OK.
It would be so lovely if everyone attended.
Gary as well.
Why don't you start it with, "Oi, oi, oi, oi?"
OK, right. Yeah, yeah.
G Shore crew, erm...
Long time, no speak. Right.
We are planning a big reunion.
I cannot believe we are actually doing this.
Right, I'm just gonna send this. OK?
Right, you ready? Are you ready? [phone bleeps]
[gasps] Argh!
What have I just done?
You've opened up a can of worms.
I've opened up the skeleton's closet.
You've opened up the gates to hell.
[all] Geordie Shore, why-aye!
.
I'm starting to get worried, you know, because I had this idea
because I thought it would be, like, really fun.Yeah.
Skeletons are gonna come out. This could all go wrong.
It either goes really well, or it goes really bad.
This reunion has been long overdue.
I don't know what the hell is gonna happen,
but I can't wait to watch this drama unfold.
There's a couple of people I can't be bothered with,
but if they're in the room, I'll just turn my eyes.
Chantelle, I could take or leave.
I really got on with Chantelle in the show.
I found it so bizarre. She was awful about us when she left.
Hi! [laughs]
And she kissed Gary when I left.
So, it was a really double-edged sword there.
If she turns up, I'll just do this.
Last time I seen Chantelle, she started on me.Oh.
In the middle of Eldon Square. [laughs]
Who else, Charlotte? Come on. Vicky.Vicky.
It was a dead weird one with me and Vicky.
It wasn't like we ever fell out. Hiya, babe. I'm Vicky. Vicky.
She's got your vagina on a lead! [laughter]
I'm trying to cheer Vicky up. Oh, that's fucking disgusting, that.
I have to say, it must be possibly the ugliest, angriest
and most disgusting looking vagina I've ever seen in me life.
I'm not sure she'd be willing to come back, to have the conversations
that kind of need to be had from, like, obviously, we've...
we've never brought up the way that, erm,
we were treated in the beginning, by her.
It's never been a conversation.
But when she was nice to you, she did have your back.Yeah.
Yeah, she'd give you good advice as well. If... she was...
If someone did something to hurt or upset you,
Vicky fiercely had your back.
But when we left the show,
she started making comments about us in the press.
And it was just this never spoken about feud.
Don't get us wrong, I wasn't innocent.
I did kind of gloat when my fitness DVD trebled the sales of hers.
Maybe quadrupled.
But that's just my competitive streak.
We'll invite... Chloe as well.
Chloe, yes. Of course we'll have to invite Chloe.
You spoke to Chloe? I don't speak to her.
I wonder how that's gonna work.
There's always been this thing between Holly and Chloe.
They have not spoke for ages.
And Holly always says it's because of something to do with fitness
and Instagram posts, but personally,
I just think it's a lot deeper than that
and there's something Holly's just not really telling us.
Who would yous not wanna see?
What about Kyle?
I'd need to send him an invoice for my therapist's bill.
Oh. I bet that's a lot.
When I think about seeing Kyle again, I mean, we split up
well over five years ago.
So the last time I seen him was probably four and a half years ago.
Obviously, yes, it's gonna be a little bit weird.
I want you as me lass. What do you say?
Yes! [laughs]
I thought we were gonna break up.
It was the most dramatic relationship I have ever been in
and so difficult because, at the time,
you kind of feel like...
...you're supposed to fight to be in a relationship.
[indistinct shouting]
You do not understand me!
I'm obviously not worth fighting for.
[cries]
I did really love him,
but he just wanted to be single and, yeah, it did break my heart.
To be honest, like I... if I hadn't have had that relationship,
I wouldn't be... this person now.
Kyle broke Holly's heart so many times,
and I was always there to pick up the pieces.
Back to the start!
I know that she's moved on now, with the love of her life,
but I still think that seeing Kyle will be tough for her.
You know, I would love to see Aaron.
That... Wouldn't it be nice? Cos we had some funny times.
Yeah. I really liked Aaron. You know what? Yeah.
Yeah. Me and Aaron have always been OK.
I do have issues with Talia, which makes it awkward for Aaron.
Me and Aaron... we've always been on good terms.
You have. I think that's nice.
Yeah. It's very mature.
Just cos you... have something with someone in the past,
doesn't mean you don't have to speak to them ever again.Nah!
When Aaron first walked in, it was more of a friendship thing.
We just really got on really well
and then, over time, I just started to develop feelings for him
and it just progressed.
But he didn't really wanna commit to a relationship
while he was in the house and partying and living it up,
which is understandable. He was young, all the boys were,
they just wanted to have a good time, as where us girls,
we just wanted so much more.
We're all talking about relationships,
but nobody is talking about the biggest relationship yet.
Do you think Gary and Emma would come?
My armpits are sweating. I don't know.
Right, I'm gonna be honest.
I've always said about Gary, right, it's a shame cos I...
We went through a really bad thing. We did.
It was horrendous.
And normally you would have a lot of pent-up hatred towards someone.
And actually, I see it as it happened for a reason.
We were never meant to be together.
It's a shame we don't still have a friendship.
Me and Gary went through a lot.
We had some incredible highs...
You just want to shag us and I want to break your heart.
[screams]
[laughs]
It's only ever been Gary and it only ever will be Gary.
...and some huge lows.
I have liked you more than you've ever liked me.
I've met someone else.
[cries]
Breaking up...
Don't fucking say things to us!
... making up...
I love you to bits, you know, Gary.I know.
...and, the hardest of all,
I had to go through an ectopic pregnancy with him
and we haven't spoken since.
Gary Beadle would not be Gary Beadle without Charlotte Crosby. Exactly.
Charlotte and Gary don't speak at all.
So I think if Charlotte sees Gary again,
like, I don't know how that's gonna be for Charlotte,
but nobody's even replied yet.
Like, is anyone gonna fucking come?
If I am gonna do this reunion,
I wanna make sure one of me best pals is gonna be there.
I've been mates with this kid for over 15 years.
I cannot believe I'm back.
You know what? As soon as I got that phone call off Aaron,
I knew he wanted to speak about this fucking reunion
that everyone's banging on about.
Go away, you fucker!
I hate these pigeons. Ooh, there's another one coming.
Hello, hello, hello. [laughs] What's happening?
How are you? I missed you![laughs]
You good though, aye? Aye, mate, me. Cush!
Better than ever, mate. Doing the reunion?
Well, it wouldn't be a reunion without me, would it?[laughs]
Are you going? It'll cause chaos.
I can't imagine everyone being together.
It'll be class. For about an hour, till people start arguing.
It just turns into bedlam.
You've got a fair few exes coming in. I always seem to get away with it.
I'll just be, "Oi, oi oi." They'll be sound with us.Aye.
But they'll be like, "I love you."
Apart from 89 per cent of girls in Newcastle who I've got with,
I've had encounters in the Geordie Shore house with...
Let's start. So, Charlotte, Chloe, Chantelle,
Holly, Vicky, Marnie, Chelsea,
Tahlia, Sarah, Bethan, Abbie and Zahida.
So only a few.
[laughs] know what that means?
Go on. Knee chance.
[laughs]
Where do you think we'd be now
if we hadn't went in the house back then?
I'd still be hanging by me fucking balls on an oil rig, scaffolding.
Would you? Aye.
I loved me Geordie Shore days, but I've moved on.
I've got Talia, three kids, another one on the way, I don't drink.
I also love being a boxer and spending time with me family.
You'd still be fucking on the Bigg MarketPromoting.
Bigg Market. Probably would be, aye.
Do you have any regrets? Nah.It was class. wasn't it?
I loved it.
Oh, mate, man. I want it all again, me.
I know, mate. I do. I miss it.
Geordie Shore was a massive part of my life. It means everything to me.
It was a game changer from start to finish.
I've met some amazing people.
I had some amazing times and it was a big learning curve in me life.
And because of it, I went on other shows, like Celebrity Big Brother,
and won it by a mile,
but it all started from Geordie Shore
and it's something I'll never forget.
So, what's happening? I'll be there. It's next week.
I'm gonna speak to me coach. Don't get us wrong,
I absolutely loved me Geordie Shore days
and I wouldn't change any of it, but people are always gonna think
of Aaron and Marnie. So I can imagine it being a bit weird for Talia.
Since you last seen me, I have been on Ex on the Beach,
where I got back together with my ex, Declan.
That gave me butterflies.
And we were madly in love and we were great together, but recently it's...
it's just not been working and I'm not sure if we're gonna be together
much longer. And, for once...
...I'm actually not looking forward to seeing my Geordie family.
I'm having a really hard time at the minute.
And the idea of a reunion is the last thing I want.
There's gonna be a lot of people that I've drama to squash, this reunion.
I know. Fuck me.
Everyone bringing their boyfriends and girlfriends? I'm so single!
[laughs] Sorry! Oh, for fuck's sake!
Do I bring him to the reunion or not?
Really? I feel the fact that I'm not even gonna cry when I say this
just goes to show the point I might be at.
I think he can't give me what I want. Right.
And I know that. What is it that you want?
I deserve somebody who's gonna love me just as much as I love them.
Yeah. What? So you don't think he loves you as much?
Really? I know he doesn't.
It's just hard cos I'm still very much in love with him.
Very much, and it's like... I don't know what to do.
I feel like everyone's gonna turn up with their boyfriends
and girlfriends and be like, "What are yous two doing?"
And if I don't know myself, and me and him don't know what's going on,
do I wanna bring him into that environment?
Well, I mean, it's just a recipe for a disaster.
It's not just me that's going through a hard time.
Chloe's fallen out with Bethan and she's really struggling.
What about Chloe?
So, basically, I've reached out to her on so many occasions,
tried to ring her, voice note her, text her...
Me and Chloe haven't spoken for months.
She felt like I wasn't there when her dad passed away.
She's just been ignoring us
and I feel so sad that I've lost me best friend.
I feel like, now, she doesn't talk about what's going on, to me.
I don't know why. Like, anything that goes on,
like, she doesn't really talk to me about it.
Do you not think she might have been waiting for you to ask?
I just hate talking about it, cos it's, like, a really shit situation
and I just feel so bad.
But, like, I just want we to go back to how we were.
Like, I wish she would, like, just talk to us,
so we can sort it out. I've tried to reach out to her so many times.
I'm not malicious, me, Nathan. I would never, ever
make someone feel a certain type of way.
She knows you're not malicious. I'm confused as to like...
To where it's gone wrong.Yeah. Maybes this reunion will be
the actual chance you need to just literally squash it
and get it out the way.
Although I would like to catch up with me Geordie family,
I just don't think I'm ready to have that
face-to-face conversation with Chloe.
[all] Geordie Shore, why-aye!
.
What a lovely day.
It's lovely.
After a decade of Geordie Shore,
there has been so many people come and go.
And I'm so looking forward to seeing some old faces.
I just hope that everyone comes.
Right, that's enough.
Just don't really know what you're trying to do.
Hiya. Hiya.
Can I get two vodka Red Bulls, please?
I was buzzing when I got the message from Sophie
about the Geordie Shore reunion,
and straight away, it made us think about us originals and my OG brother.
I haven't seen him in ages. So I really hope he's gonna come.
He's one of the original lads,
and me and him used to have so much fun back in the day.
He's like my older brother/wing man in one.
Oi, oi!
I can't fucking wait to see everyone at the reunion.
It's gonna be mint!
What's happening, lad? You all right?
Good, mate. How are you? Long time no see.
It's been ages. It's so good to have Jay back.
I've never seen anyone drink as much in my life as that kid does.
Had some new teeth since I last seen ya.
Good, aren't they? [both laugh]
Back in the day, when James had his original teeth,
we had a class time in the house.
I can't wait for the reunion. Been on the beds?
Fake tan! Is it? [laughs]
Oh, total change! Don't hit the beds anymore.
Shut up. Next you'll tell us you don't drink vodka Red Bull.
I don't! [both laugh]
I've changed a lot since I was in the Geordie Shore house
and I left for a relationship that didn't quite work out.
If I'm honest, it was before I was ready to leave.
This is me last night. Huh?
Not just in Cancun, Geordie Shore, period.
You're joking? [cries]
But looking back, some of those days
were the best of me life.
I just think it's gonna be nice for us all to get back together
and reminisce on all the amazing times we had,
cos we have had a crazy life.
Majority of people never live the sort of lifestyle we grew up doing.
We literally just travelled and partied. Exactly. It was amazing.
All them memories, it's gonna bring it all back.
Even though we haven't seen some people,
it'll be like we've never left. I wonder who will come back. Yeah.
One person missed it last time.
Oh, was there? Greg.
Greg!
Can you remember Greg? Greg, aye. Bloody hell.
I think he's got a restaurant now.
Greg was an OG, but he left the house early.
He wasn't really like us lads.
He didn't get his pump on, didn't have a fake tan,
but it would be good to see him.
Remember the Gary and Charlotte days, man?
Wow! That was up and down, up and down.
I think, even though Charlotte's moved on and stuff
and she's got her own stuff, if she sees him,
it will bring back a lot of memories, good and bad.
She was proper in love with him, wasn't she? Oh she was.
Yeah. She really was.
And I think, obviously, Gaz knows that, and he's got a new partner now,
and I think... that would be a bit awkward.
Gaz and Charlotte were both big characters.
They met on the first day in the house
and their relationship grew over four years.
Because of the highs, the lows,
me and the rest of the guys were central in the relationship.
I haven't spoke to Holly, but she's doing her own thing, got a lad now.
I wouldn't expect her to speak to me, If we're seeing each other,
it'll be fine and we'll get on.
The main person I haven't seen in a long time,
that there was something years ago,
and there was a lot of bad blood that followed, is Holly.
So, seeing her... that's probably gonna be the most awkward.
The last time I seen Vicky was a couple of years ago
at like a... on a red carpet.
Er, literally just said hello, and that was it.
I haven't seen her in years.
Remember that first one when you were sharing the bed with Vicky?
All I remember is yous two arguing all the time.
Everyone thought we were a lot deeper than what we were.Yeah.
And all we actually did, I think, we kissed one night.
And that was it? Then it was just arguments.Aye.
So everyone was like, "They're in a relationship." Yeah.
Would you be excited to see her again? Would yous be all right?
You're talking years and years ago. A lot, like.
Probably one of the last times I seen her.
The sad thing is, I think me and Vicky would have been good mates
if we weren't necking on in series one.
What's your name? I'm Vicky.
I'm Jay. Nice to meet ya. Nice to meet you. Looking gorgeous.
Very handsome, yourself. King and queen of Geordie Shore.
Cheers, babe.
I think we made a massive mistake being in the same room.
[indistinct shouting]
I couldn't care less. Fuck off, you little radgie.
Fuck off, Jay! Fuck off.Fuck off!
But it is what it is. At the end of the day, we were young, loving life,
but fuck it, I hope she comes.
If we tried to get every single person back together,
it would just be impossible. So, like, if this pulls off,
then it's gonna be mint
and it's probably one of the only chances we'll ever have to do it.
[phone dialling]
"Hello!"
Hi! How are ya?
Yeah, I'm good. What you doing? Just doing a little gym workout.
I've just come back from the baby shower.Oh, how was it?
Yeah, so, it was really good. Marnie was really, really happy.
You'll never guess what we decided to do?Go on.
We are thinking about doing a big Geordie Shore reunion.
I'm starting to get a little bit worried
about who's actually going to attend this reunion
because I have got quite a few exes, the biggest one being Kyle,
and I'm just not sure about how Jacob's gonna deal with me and him.
Right. Does that mean, like, everyone?
Every single Geordie Shore person in one room.
Am I going to that?
Yeah, we'd invite partners as well.
"Well, how do you think that'll be, being in the same room as your ex?"
I don't know. I don't know how that would be.
"I mean, obviously... obviously just naturally it's gonna be awkward."
So, if we put the double garage, which is there... right?
Yeah.
How the hell are we all meant to get our cars in that garage there?
Since I left eight years ago, I've gone into business with me mam,
while also doing some TV work.
Sophie and the girls actually messaged me the other day.
I never even said anything.
Oh no? Nah, I kept it to myself, and all.
And? What did they want, then?
They wanted us to go and pull birds again, in Bijoux.
[both laugh]
What do they want, then?
I think they wanted to, like, do a reunion thing,
where we all show up and talk to each other.
I had a great time back then, but it was also pretty intense.
Oi, oi!
Oh, my God!
I've necked on with Vicky, I've kissed Charlotte,
and Marnie's like me little sister.
I don't know if everyone can forgive and forget what's happened.
I was very broken-hearted about, er, leaving Geordie.
It was not... I didn't... I left before I wanted to.
Yes. And I think, when I left Geordie,
I left a... a big life behind.
I was never Kyle anymore and I was like Holly's ex.
You know? And I think that was a bit... I was a bit disappointed.
Me and Holly had a volatile relationship in the house,
and it ended very badly.
If there was a book of how not to have a relationship,
it would have my name on and Holly's right next to me.
You were an angry person then, and...Oh, yeah, I was a dick.
[laughs]
I was a dick, then.
Going back to the reunion could actually be a risk for me,
because I'm with a girl called Vicky
and we've got a little baby boy together.
So I don't know whether I want to go back...
to so much drama and so much pain that I once went through.
Most importantly, you need to talk to Vicky.
I wouldn't make any decision in life
without fully having Vicky onboard.
I mean, I'm a married man. Almost.
Yeah.
Me mam's right. I need to speak to Vicky about it
and I kind of need her blessing, and if I go,
I want her with me on the night.
I partly think, if it wasn't for Geordie Shore,
I wouldn't have been this person I am today.
I still don't know whether I wanna to go back, though.
[all] Geordie Shore, why-aye!
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What's going on with the hair, like?
You look like me in 2017 when I had a mid-life crisis.
Let's have the bastard. You can have Ivy.
No, I want the Bastard. You can't have the Bastard.
She doesn't like anyone. Anyway, hello. How you been?
I've got a lot of things going on in me mind.
It's such a relief to see Marty today
and get a lot of things off me chest.
What's happened with the nose, then?
Got banjoed. Who by?
Have you been in scraps again? No, with a walking stick.What?
Did someone hit you? It was an accident.
You look good, though. I've lost a little bit of weight.
[laughs] You're looking healthy.
Mine and Marty's relationship, friendship, whatever it is,
I don't even know what it is, is the most fucked up thing ever.
[both squawking]
Imagine mine and Marty's kids, they'd be nuts.
Know what it is though, Chloe, I've heard you and Bethan's fell out.
But no-one actually knows the story or anything.
Sadly, last year, my dad passed away,
and I just feel like Bethan wasn't there for us.
When you feel that sort of pain, you look at life totally different,
and I needed me best friend. I'd keep saying to her, "I'm struggling."
Every time I'd talk to her, she'd never ask how I am.
What's made it more annoying is the fact that she's gone round
and said that she tried to reach out. She tried to FaceTime us three times.
It doesn't matter if you Facetimed three times or a hundred,
you've done the dirt now.
I've been friends with Bethan for a very, very long time.
When she's been at her absolute lowest,
I done everything. I let her move in.
I was trying to confide in her, she was talking about herself.
I know Chloe dead well. I've known her since she was 14.
She needs to talk about it, or it'll eat her alive.
And that's what's hurt us the most, and I... I'm still not ready
to speak to her. I'm getting irate. I know.
I'm still hurt by it. I'm more hurt than anything.
Do you not think it's fixable?
I don't... Maybe we'll be friends, but not close like that we used to.
But it's just so frustrating cos I've just been there for her so much.
I let her move in and I loved her so much,
and I feel like... it's so disheartening
when you've got a friend who doesn't do the same for you.
Fucking hell. Chloe is pure upset here, like.
Out of all the people I thought could ever fall out,
I never thought it would be these two.
Are you bringing your... are you bringing your lad to the...?
No, definitely not. He wouldn't want to.
Would he not? No, no.Why?
He just he wouldn't dare, he said. He wouldn't dare?
Too good for him? No, he just doesn't want to.
My new boyfriend is unsure if he wants to go,
and I definitely need the support off him.
So I feel like I'm just not gonna go.
So, I've been invited to a Geordie Shore, like, reunion thing.
Apparently, everyone's gonna be there, suited and booted.
So, what do you reckon? You or us?Us.
Geordie Shore is pretty much Aaron's thing.
So, for me, it's a bit...
I don't know, it... it causes a bit of anxiety. [laughs]
It's just not my world.
I don't think there'll be a night that won't have any drama.
So, what do you reckon? We should go? Yeah.
It'll be interesting to see who turns up.
There is gonna be, like, obviously, awkwardness for people.
Marnie, Casey.
That's gonna be awkward as well.
I just think the whole scenario is quite weird
because obviously these people have lived together,
they've done God knows what together.
Like, it is quite a weird situation
and it's gonna be quite a awkward atmosphere, for me anyway.
Obviously, a lot of them are friends as well,
but there are history there as well.
I need to tell you so much. Ooh, really? Yeah?
Now that I've had time to think about it,
I'm starting to get a bit anxious about the elephant in the room.
So, we've decided to throw a big Geordie party
and have everyone there, so we would get to see everyone,
like a school reunion.
Is Gary gonna come?
Well, he's been invited.
But there hasn't been a response yet.
I don't know how I feel about this.
I'm not sure why Gary hasn't replied yet.
I know we went through a lot of shit in the house.
It's not working. It's not gonna work.
But there was some good times as well.
It's making us wonder if he's gonna come.
Gary was obviously a really big part of me Geordie Shore life.
Like, whenever I think about Geordie Shore,
all I can really think about is me and him.
I mean, Gary's caused a lot of heartache in the past.
It's quite sad that you can't have a friendship
with someone who you shared that... that much intense time with.
The last thing that happened was all that crap with the ectopic pregnancy.
So yeah, sometimes I do think it's a bit sad.
I don't understand what... what the problem is.
If Gary doesn't come to the reunion,
I think a lot of us will be really, really let down.
But then again, if he does come, it could be really awkward for me.
So, right now, I don't know what's worse.
You really wanna be in the same room as him?
Maybe.
Do I send this message, or don't I?
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