.
Let's get everyone together and have a party.
Like a big reunion. Reunion?
We can't leave one person out.
Doing that reunion? Wouldn't be a reunion without me.
[laughs] Aye, yeah.
I think they want us to do a reunion.
Talk to Vicky. I wouldn't make any decision
without having Vicky on board.
I've been friends with Bethan for a very long time.
And when she has been at her lowest, I done everything for her.
It's disheartening when a friend doesn't do the same for you.
Gary was a really big part of me Geordie Shore life.
Do you wanna be in the same room as him?
Do I send this message or don't I?
[all] Geordie Shore, why aye!
[pop music]
[phone line trilling]
Hello?
Sophie, my bestest friend!
My darling, Charlotte!
My head has been falling off about this reunion.
"Oh, my God, me anxiety's through the roof!"
What about when someone's about to arrive and we're like, "Who is it?!"
What about if no-one comes,
or what about if everyone comes and we all fall out?
You know what? I keep thinking, was this a good idea?
I feel like we were only talking about this a couple of days ago
and, in that time, we've managed to book this mint location
and invite everyone we could remember
who had walked through the doors of that Geordie Shore house.
And it's tomorrow night!
But that's not all.
I've got something huge to tell the lasses
and it's gonna blow their minds.
It's happening!
[whoops, squeals]
Are you gonna miss me? Yeah.
OK, well, have fun.
Mwah!
Love you. Love you.
Hugs. Hugs.
I am gonna go and stay with Charlotte, Sophie's coming over.
We're gonna have a girl's night
and have a bit of pampering before the madness.
Aww, bye. Bye-bye.Bye.
Oh, wow! Hi.
I'm enjoying this.
Are you enjoying? Hello. You look nice. How are you?
When Abbie first joined the show, she had quite a tough start.
But the glow-up is real and that girl is owning it.
God, this is a big breakfast, man. Oh, my God! Abbie!
[laughs] I'm shook!
I'm meant to be on a diet. Abbie!
The reunion could be a bit complicated for me,
and Sophie is really good with advice
and I definitely need that.
[groans]
I entered the Geordie Shore house three years ago and met Louis.
He's become me best mate.
I like that two-piece. Thank you.
This lad looks like he got off at the wrong bus stop on a school trip.
How old is he, fucking nine?
Living in the house has been the best experience of my life.
I'm proper buzzing for this reunion. [grunts]
Have you heard about the party?
Oh, it's gonna be a big one.
How do you feel about it all?
I don't know if you can remember,
but the last time we were in the house,
we came out and me and Ant had a neck on. Yeah.
Nothing went further. Mm-hmm.
And then came home and then he just wouldn't stop ringing us.
He even messaged me nanna.
My nanna told me. No, he didn't!
He messaged my nanna on Facebook
and was like, "You need to put in a good word for me and Abbie."
My nanna told me and I'm like, "That's a bit weird."
He was messaging going, "When we going on a date?"
Oh, my God! That's too much.
It was really intense.
So have you seen him since? I've seen him...
I've seen him a couple of times. What's happened?
Seen him a couple of times
and then I kind of just have a bit of a flirt
and then he would give us the ick
and then I'd be like, this has reminded me
why I didn't wanna go on a date with you.
So then all the gang were together. We were in this cottage.
And then me and Ant had a little bit of an argument
and then, like, Louis was there and somehow me and Louis ended up...
...in... Uh-huh.
Yeah. I know.
Stop! Strange one, isn't it?
Wait. So what's happened with Ant,
when he's seen that you and him have spent the night together?
He wasn't happy. He said he had PTSD.
Oh, my God!
Cos he was in the cottage and he was like, "I've got PTSD."
[gasps] Abbie!
This reunion's big, cos you're gonna see them all in one room.
So yeah, it's bit of a weird one.
Like Abbie's actually on fire. She's got two boys fighting over her.
But in the Geordie Shore house, that never, ever ends well.
We're gonna be going into this reunion
and there's gonna be a kick-off because of this scenario.
I love how you've got love-heart eyes and that.
Have you got that for me? Just got big muscles.
The more I think about the reunion, the more I'm getting buzzing.
I'm the only person
who's sound with the originals and the newbies,
so it's gonna be mint for me.
[Louis]"Oi, oi!" Yeah! There he is!
How you getting on, son?
Ah! They're sick, aren't they?
"[laughs]"
If you ever lose wuh in the dark, you'll be able to see wuh.
Buzzing for this reunion. "It'll be absolutely fucking mint!"
I'm looking forward to it. I think it's gonna be good.
Obviously, you lads don't know a lot of the originals
that I started with. Yeah.
Hopefully they embrace us newbies.
"Even if they don't embrace me, fuck 'em."
"I'll just give 'em some hammer."
Anyone you've got your eye on? "Abbie."
I think they've got lads apart from Abbie.
I hooked up with Abbie, but Ant weren't pleased.
But I can't help it if she's fell for this Yorkshire charm.
It has been awkward since then, though.
"You don't know what's gonna happen."
You don't, do you? True.
Me and Abbie were on to something good.
I managed to win her nan over. I'm not giving up yet.
Yous two always want the same fucking birds,
and it never ends well!
We don't argue over girls. We've got a mutual understanding.
"All is fair in love and war,
but we know who's gonna fucking win it."
[laughs] Shut up!
Whee! Whee!
Whee! [laughs]
Me and Vicky have been together for three years,
and when I met her, it was incredible
and it learnt me how to be an actual adult human being.
Do you want me to take him? [kisses]
Aww.
I knew from the first moment I met her
that this is the girl I wanna settle down with.
And there is no better feeling ever than being a father
and seeing yourself
in a little human being is... phenomenal.
He's definitely got your eyes, not mine.
I think he's got your nose.
This one or the pre-surgery one? I don't know.
Maybe a little bit of both. Maybe.
Yeah, what did your mum say, then?
I told her about, er, the text I got.
Oh, right, OK. The Geordie Shore reunion.
[baby whines] So how do you feel about it?
I told me mam that I wanted to speak to you first.
I mean... Because obviously you, the baby,
yous are me world, so I want yous to be happy whatever I do.
I think it might be a good thing.
Yeah, maybe.
Geordie Shore was my old life
and she doesn't know anything about what I was like back then.
Let's fucking do this!
Argh! [laughter]
[cheering]
[laughter] Gary!
When I look at myself, back then, I absolutely do not recognise myself.
That's not me.
Is there anyone you're not looking forward to seeing?
Obviously, me ex'll be there.
She was a big part of my life. Yeah, course.
We've both moved on
and I don't even regret anything that happened
because everything that happened in that relationship led me to you.
The thing about the underlying issues between me and Holly back then
was the fact that she knew that I didn't wanna be in a relationship,
so she got angry at me in other ways.
[screams]
It came to a head. One of us is gonna have to leave.
[sobs]
I decided to just like kinda fall on my own sword and just go.
One of yous does have to go.
I'll make it easier for yous, I'll go.
I had to leave. That was it.
I think you should go for it.
Yeah? I'll support you, so...
How do you feel about it? Might do it, might not.
We'll see.
[pop music]
Hello! Hello.
Oh! My sisters have arrived!
I've invited Holly and Sophie to sleep at mine
before the reunion tomorrow night.
I'll get the kettle on.
As well as being able to reminisce on old memories,
I've also got a massive secret to tell them.
I just hope they're not too shocked.
So what's going on?
Oh, my God! Everything. Yous need to come and listen to all this.
How much drama? Is there drama, though?
Well, obviously, if we're all gonna be in a room
with a lot of other people, then yes, there's gonna be drama.
Right, OK. Who do I start with?
We need to know what's gonna happen with us because we're very selfish.
Do you think Gary's coming?
Sophie, text him. No, I can't.
Sophie, text him.
Don't get us wrong, I would love to see Gary at the reunion,
and even though he's married with kids
and Charlotte's in love,
I still think it would be really awkward
for Charlotte and Gaz to bump into each other.
I think this is gonna be a night where people can go up to people
who they may have been in a relationship,
meet their partners and be like, "I'm happy for ya." Yeah.
Then we slag them off behind their backs.
Be a two-faced bitch like Sophie.
No, I'm not that bad, yous. You are.
[laughter]
So is Vicky gonna come?
Who knows?
What about Greg?
Me and Greg got on really well, you know.
[both]Cos you fancied him.
I never fancied Greg!
Didn't you neck on with him? No!
I heard you did.
Charlotte has always fancied Greg. Like it's just a known fact.
You've gotta watch it back.
[laughs]
So, yous? Yeah.
Do you know how I love the memory books?Yes.
I made a very special one
in the lead up to this. [gasps]
Am I in it? We're all in it.Right.
It's upstairs. Shall we have a look?
To get us in the mood for the reunion,
I've made a huge memory book.
They're gonna absolutely love it,
but at the end, there's a very special surprise.
Are yous ready?
It starts from the very beginning.
Oh, my God!
[laughter]
Wow! Can you remember that day?
Like it was yesterday.
Look! This is when me and you wanted to kiss, Sophie.
I did not wanna kiss you! You did!
There was absolutely nothing on this world
that could have prepared me for what Geordie Shore was going to be.
I took six weeks off from the call centre.
I genuinely thought I was gonna do the show and go back to work.
Oh. Oh!
We basically did what every other person our age was doing,
but we did it on a TV show.
It's you and Greg!
It's not! It's Vicky.
I felt like a rock star.
Look at Marnie and Aaron.
I was a big fan of Maaron,
cos I did think that Aaron really cared about her.
I do genuinely believe that there was a part of Aaron that loved Marnie,
but it just never "materialated".
Is that your vagina? No, no.
Me, Charlotte and Sophie, all as individuals, are so different.
Like, these are more sisters than friends.
You and Vicky were really close.
We did get on, you know. I know yous did.
It makes us feel absolutely devastated,
the thought of never having Sophie in me life.
Fucking right, man! Cancun, man!
Why aye!
The friendships that I still have to this day, because of the show,
are so special.
Oh! Am I in the shower naked with Gary?
I'm at the last page, the surprise!
So I've saved the best one till last. Go on.
[sighs]
No!
Oh, my God! No!
[all] Geordie Shore, why aye!
.
So I've saved the best one till last. Go on.
No!
I'm pregnant. No!
Oh, my God! No, you're not!
You don't understand how long I've wanted to tell yous.
Oh, my God! Are you really? [cries] I am.
Oh, my God!
Wait! I think I'm a bit in shock.
I am just...
I'm just so happy for that girl.
You don't understand how long I've wanted to tell yous.
After everything that girl has been through,
she deserves the absolute world,
and to know that she's getting her dream come true,
after everything, is just so beautiful.
I couldn't wish for this to be happening to a better person.
[they gasp] My God!
Charlotte, you've got a bump. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! I can't believe that's your baby.
I know.
I remember when Charlotte had the ectopic pregnancy.
She went through hell.
And now that she can finally say she's pregnant
and she's about to have a baby is just absolutely magical.
Oh, I'm so proud of ya!
I left Geordie Shore a long time ago.
I didn't even know whether I'd be able to have kids,
but it's so, so special to be sat here with Sophie and Holly,
my day ones, being pregnant, going back into Geordie Shore.
But listen, we can't tell Marnie yet,
cos I wanted to tell everyone tomorrow at the reunion.Right.
I'm shooketh to the core. Same.
I come with gifts.
I come with treats. Ooh. Oh, my God! They look amazing.
Chocolate covered strawberries. And they're not any normal chocolate.
Can I have one?
[laughs]
It won't come off. Oh, no.
It won't come off! It's stuck!
[laughter] Oh, my God!
I've asked Abbie and Amelia round before the reunion.
Like, I'm so excited, but I'm also really scared.
There's gonna be so many OGs there.
There's gonna be so many just people there.
I don't know how the night's gonna turn out.
What we gonna do about them?
Why don't we leave it next to the candle and they'll melt?
Yeah. Shall we just put it there?
Hopefully if we leave it there for a few hours...They'll melt.
Cheers, everyone! Cheers!
Cheers to the reunion! Oh, God!
I joined the Geordie gang a couple of years ago
and I've made the bestest friends with all the girls.
I know that Bethan and Chloe have fallen out,
so me and Abbie are just making sure that Bethan's all right
before the reunion.
I'm scared. I'm actually really excited,
but I'm so nervous. Same.
I'm shaking like a shitting dog.
Pitter, patter, pitter, patter. I could throw up.Oh, God.
How are things with you and Chloe? Not good.
Are they not? Nah.
With the dad situation, she never rang us once,
so I felt like she didn't wanna speak about it.
Now I feel really bad,
cos I think I probably could have been there for her a bit more.
But I also feel really hurt that it's been three months now.
It is really sad, cos you've been friends for years and years.
I've known Chloe for a long time,
and the way she's going on makes us think that
her and Bethan's long-term friendship might be over for good.
And I wonder if she'll even be at the reunion.
[cries]
Aww, don't cry, Bethan.
Come here. Aww.
[cries]
Don't cry.
It's been months.
It's been months that I've cried about it
and I can't cry about it anymore.
I'm in a bad way, me.
[upbeat music]
Me, I can't fit in the car.
Tonight is the night, the big reunion.
I feel like I'm so excited.
I just can't wait to get in there and see everyone.
I do feel slightly awkward about if Talia and Aaron go,
just because... Go on.
...when I introduced myself to Talia the first time,
it didn't exactly go well.
If Talia and Aaron still have an issue after all these years,
I feel like it screams insecurity.
I don't really know how to approach that situation.
I don't know what to say.
I would just be yourself, Marnie, like you normally are.
I was myself. Also, Chantelle.
Chantelle Connelly. I don't know about this.
She basically started slating the show and all of us, publicly.
Why? I have no idea.
I basically retaliated online, which is just stupid.
It's what you're like, ain't ya? You love an indirect.
Me and Chantelle were actually really close,
but we fell out when she left.
And the last time I saw her was in a shopping mall
and she was swearing at us.
It was a long time ago, so if she's there tonight,
I hope she's forgotten about our beef.
We'll see. I mean, I'm certainly not going to be confrontational.
No. I think you need to take it easy, love, cos you got a baby in ya.
I just feel really anxious about it all.
What you going for, Holly?
We're doing a nice, soft glam with a bit of sparkle.
Ooh!
I can't believe the reunion is just a few hours away.
My anxiety is through the roof!
But I've got me girls here and we are getting the mother of all glow-ups.
What are you going for?
I wanna go looking like I'm 21 again.
What you going for, Charlotte? You going for glitter?
What do you think I am, fucking My Little Pony?
The venue is ready. Oh! I just can't wait.
We only came up with the idea of the reunion just the other day.
But we've called around and rang everyone that we could think of.
Like, there'll be so many old faces.
I just really hope that people'll show up.
So, I do have a bit of a confession to make.
Oh, what now? I did actually book the DJ.
[gasps] Is it really that big of a surprise?
I know Joel's going. He messaged us.
No, he didn't. He did. I'll show ya.
Saying he's coming? He said, "See you soon."
Well, I wonder what that could mean. Ooh!
If Joel Corry's there, there is no doubt in my mind
that Sophie Kasaei will be trying to get back with him.
This is gonna be a night to remember, though.
Well, well,
I never thought I'd be on my way to a Geordie Shore party again.
Hiya, babe!
I'm Chantelle and I walked into the Geordie Shore house in 2016,
and in the next series,
I was part of the crew that tore up the party islands.
[cheering]
I had some of the best times in the house,
but I always felt like the girls never accepted us.
You're gonna have something to say, say it to me. That's all.
Hello! Are you all right?
Tonight, I'm getting ready at my sister's salon
and I'm meeting Steph there.
My name's Steph and I love shagging in front of people. Ay!
I wasn't in the house with Steph, which I'm gutted about,
so it's actually nice to have a catch-up with her
and see how she got on.
Can you believe it's actually the reunion tonight?
How long's it been for you? I don't even... five year, six year?
Has it? Do you see them or speak to them?
I keep in touch with Sophie a lot and Abbie.
Sometimes hear from Chloe and that.
What were they like with you? When I went in, they accepted us
and they actually made us feel welcome.
Is there anyone you're not wanting to see?
No. I mean, what about you?
I think, erm, if Marnie's there, I'm having a word with her.
Me and Marnie got on really well
and then I heard that she was talking shit about us.
I actually bumped into Marnie in Newcastle city centre
and I just give her a piece of me mind and told her what I thought.
I'm not gonna start an argument,
but I'll have a conversation with her and I'll tell her about herself.
And then, obviously, the thing with me and Gary,
where we've... what... we had a kiss.
Charlotte wasn't happy. She was fuming.
We weren't that close in the house. She wasn't a horrible person,
but we weren't best friends out the house either.
Yeah.
And then I had this, "Chantelle, I can't believe what you've done."
How many times have you done it to the girls in the house?
Remember when you did it to Chloe with Marty?
Then they come at me for something they've done.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
When I was in the house, I was "discluded" from the girls.
I felt I was completely on me own.
So do you want, like, apology from anyone, like, from in the house?
I'm not asking them to lick me arse and apologise, cos I'm over it.
But I will say that when yous were in the house,
you were a slink. That's facts. Next time, be a bit nicer.
I can't wait to see the girls' faces drop
when I walk into the reunion later.
[all] Geordie Shore, why aye!
.
I can't believe our Geordie reunion is finally happening.
I'm so nervous, but I'm excited.
I can't wait to get there.
I hope that our day-ones are gonna be there.
[dance music]
We walk into this reunion and this place looks mint.
And I spy some people already here.
So, do you know anybody else that's coming?
I don't know anyone coming.
Don't neck it! [retches]
Feeling good, walking in dolled up to the max
with Ant and Louis. Got me shiny shoes on.
Look at Jadey, man. Oof! Ooh!
Oh! Ooh!
Aww, Lou! Have you missed me? I miss you very much.
Last series, I had a little bit of a thing with Louis
and also a thing with Ant, so I'm dead excited to see them both.
You look like One Direction! I'm not gonna lie.
You actually pull fitter birds than me.I know.
It does my head in.
It is good to be back with the boys.
They're like brothers and I do love 'em to bits.
Cheers. Cheers.
[all]Hi
Geordie means everything.
When I was 18 and got told I was gonna be part of that....
Yeah!
Hello!
What is Faith doing?
Have you finally had sex?
[screams]
It was big and it totally changed the course of my life.
I'm so excited to have been invited to this reunion.
I'm just so proud to be a part of this experience
and it's been such a phenomenal thing to come out of Newcastle.
Look how much longer it is compared to last time.
Is that all your natural hair? Is it?
I don't shave anywhere else, so me pubes are just as long.
Mate, everyone's looking well, though.
Even people I didn't fancy before.
And once we all start drinking, people are gonna start necking on.
That's the only reason I've come.
Who the fuck's that?
This reunion, it's gonna be mint,
seeing everyone making an effort.
I just think it's gonna be a really nice night.
James, you're first OG in here, man. I know.
How you feeling?
You feeling old? [laughs]
[overlapping chatter]
I haven't seen the girls since the last reunion.
It's been that long, so I'm excited to see them.
[indistinct]
Sorry, sorry. Look, it looks like the dad taking his boy to school.
I'm all right with that.
James has had stockier shits than you.
You reckon? Fucking right, has he.
[screams] Oh, my God!
[all screaming]
I feel excited, I feel nervous, I feel anxious.
Oh, my God! It's been a while, hasn't it?
But it is a reunion and I think everyone's gonna be in good spirits.
It's gonna be a good night.
I think I've still got me tag on at the back. It's itching.
I thought my days of babysitting you lot were over.
[dramatic music]
Oh, my God! So sexy!
Hi, everyone!
Ooh! Hi!
Are we ready?
Thank fuck there's people here.
In fact, there's loads of people here.
You look lovely, girls. Look at all the girls, glam.
Where's your lad?
Er, he might be coming later. He's got a match.
Jacob has unfortunately got an away match,
which means he's probably not gonna be able to make the reunion,
and I'm a bit gutted because I'm gonna see a load of my exes.
It'd be nice to have him by my side.
I feel like we all see each other, it's just like on Instagram.
Yeah, I know.
I hadn't realised how long I actually hadn't seen James for.
[laughs] Look at me! Look at me!
I think it's been about six years.
Right, I'm gonna go and talk to the girls. Bye.
She's fit, Holly, like. She's fit, Holly, like. Very fit.
She's getting married. Yeah, she is, like.
Not only is she getting married, but Louis is not Holly's type.
Things can happen.
Not every girl is achievable. Yeah, I know. I understand it.
You're a good looking kid, mate, but you're not that good looking.
There's better out there, like me.
What you looking at?
You've got... What's that on her nose?
Oh, I think it's a bogey! Urgh! [laughs]
Who's turned up in the Range?
Oh, my God! Look who it is!
Who's this?
[cheering]
I'm feeling super nervous, but I'm so excited.
Oh, it's Marnie! Fucking hell!
Hi! [giggles]
Fucking hell, she's popped!
Hi! Pregnant lady's arrived!
How you doing? I'm good. How are you?
You're glowing. Oh, I don't feel it. Pregnant again!
I haven't seen James in so long
and I got on with him when we were in Geordie Shore house.
What's mam life like? It's hard.
Is it? It's really hard, but it is amazing.
I can imagine.
Do you think that you'll do it? I think it's coming. It's coming.
I think you'd be a good dad. I would be a good dad.
I've started getting broody,
cos I've got a little nephew now, my brother's had a baby.
Aww! I love him and that.
Do we look like we eat beetroot?
Why didn't they bring kebabs and cheesy chips?
We'll order a pizza later.
So are yous excited, though? Excited about what?
Your baby, Casey!
I'm excited. Are ya excited?
I'm jealous that yous are drinking.
How long you got left? Four weeks.
Fuck all. That's nothing!
The first time in Newcastle away from Rox?
No, we've left Rox... No, we've been here bare times.
I meant, er, I meant the odd once. [laughter]
[dramatic music]
Can I get a gin and, er, a little bit of tonic? [cheering]
Jay! Oi, oi!
I'm buzzing to see Jay's arrived. First of the OG lads.
Let's keep them flowing in. Perfect, thank you.
[cheering]
Hi, I'm good. Soph! Jay! How are you?
We all know Jay and we remember him so well.
He's actually looking quite good.
So, what's been going on? Do you still drink?
I drink, but I don't get hammered.
What about the vodka Red Bulls? Gone!
Are you in a relationship? Single!
Oh, Jay, same! High five to that!
I don't mind it. I'm loving it.
I reckon Sophie's also loving the fact that Jay's single,
by the looks of things.
I had a long-term relationship, I was with someone for six year,
but then, now, I'm in a really good place.
Are you still a vegan? I'm vegan.
Are ya? I'm in a good place.
Have you kept in touch with anyone? I speak to Kyle now and then. James.
So Jay has mentioned Kyle
and all of a sudden it's starting to become really real
that I might have to see him tonight,
and I just hope it's not awkward.
Do you still speak to Ricci? I speak to Ricci all the time.
Is he coming? I would imagine so.
[laughs] Good answer. Good answer.
Good answer, Jay. What about Greg?
Do you think Greg's gonna come? [laughter]
[indistinct]
Do any of you speak to Chantelle? I don't.
She was slagging me off. Oh, was she?
You just seen her in Dubai. I didn't speak to her.
[laughter]
Like, I hadn't seen Jay in ages.
Really? I've never met Jay.
Have you not? He's nice. He's spot on, Jay.
Oh, my God! Look!
[cheering]
Howay, it's time to lock up your daughters, your mams,
your sisters and your grannies.
Oi, oi!
Cos Scotty T's just walked in.
[cheering]
Oi, oi!
How you fucking feeling, party crew, like?
Oh, oh! There he is, the rock star!
Yeah, yous look wicked, you know. Thank you.
You're always wicked, you. What?
Ooh, compliment!
Scotty has just always been so lovable.
Like he's always been like a big, friendly giant.
I'm looking at Scott and it's making us get fanny flutter already.
It's so nice to see him.
Do you think Marnie's gonna speak to Talia?
Well, I mean... I hope so.
I can't believe it. Most of the actual Geordie OGs are here.
But is Gary gonna make it the full set?
So boys, boys, boys. What's happening lad?
What's going down? Good to see you.
Good to see yous, mate. Tanned as ever.
I never thought I'd see Scott in a suit.
Maybe he's come straight from court.
Everyone scrubs up well.
Who are they? They were singles on the last show.
Oh, were they? Reckon they're still single?
We might be older, but one thing that hasn't changed
is Scotty T and his need for birds.
He's already eyed up every single female in this place ten times over.
Do you think it'd be weird if Gaz did come
for him and Charlotte or not?
It's so good to see everyone, but I am starting to wonder, where's Gaz?
If he didn't come, it'd be a bit more like a, why?
Like, surely he's past that now.
I haven't spoke to Gary in years. Years.
Last time I spoke to him was before he was having baby Chester.
He was in the hospital and I said, "Congratulations," and then...
Didn't hear nowt? No.
It is weird to hear that Scott doesn't speak to Gaz,
cos when they were in the house, they were joined at the hip.
I don't know. Just not seen him since.
You look wicked. Do I?
Don't say that. I am pure buzzing.
[atmospheric music]
[James] Who's that? [cheering]
What? Eh? No way!
I can't believe he's came.
[all]Geordie Shore, why aye!
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[dance music]
[James] Who's that?
Fucking hell! It's Greg!
[cheering]
It's Snakers Lakers. I can't believe it.
[screaming]
I'm Greg Lake and I was on series one of Geordie Shore.
Some people might consider me as an OG.
Tap, tap, baby!
Geordie Shore, whoo! Go on, Greg! Whoo!
I now run a successful restaurant business
and I've been in a relationship with Alicia for a year and a half.
So I got a text off Sophie saying about the Geordie Shore reunion.
Greg! Hiya. You all right?
How are ya?
I didn't think I was gonna come back, but curiosity got the better of me.
I thought, let's see what everyone's up to.
Hello. Nice to meet ya. I'm Alicia.
How you doing? How you doing? Long time, no see.
Fucking hell, lad! It's only been ten year.
And more. You all right?
I haven't seen Greg in years. Me and him used to be best mates.
So I'm looking forward to catching up and seeing what he's been up to.
Glad you come, man. It was 50/50. Mental.
Snakers Lakers! How we doing?
Greg, you look so well. You do! Yeah!
Getting old now. Nearly 40! Oh! Who cares?
[laughs] You don't look nearly 40, Greg.
Charlotte's just standing there, like, "Ooh, Greg, you don't look 40."
What did I tell ya? She's got it bad for the Snakers!
You've got a restaurant. Aye.
Is it Italian? No, it's like fine dining.
Fine dining, petit poo. Do you sell petit poo?
This is Alicia, everybody. Hello.
How long have you been together?
Er, a year and a half.
Ooh!
She's beautiful. What do you expect?
Oh, well, you... you know me. [laughter]
You know me. You know me.
So, you were doing this dating part of the show?
Yeah. Why the fuck wasn't I on it?
I had a wee. I haven't washed me hands.Ugh!
I can't wait to get me boobs done.
When, after the birth? I have to.
But they're nice, though.
No, me nipples, if you'd seen them...
What, are they big? Oh! I'll show you.
[laughs]
[Holly and Charlotte gasp] [laughter]
How?! Pregnancy.
When you're pregnant, they grow and they go 20 shades darker.
Fuck! What?
Shit! I nearly gave the game away to Marnie that I was pregnant.
I have got to keep hush hush until this big announcement.
Those nipples, though, they were so big!
You know, I feel like this is a gym jumpsuit.
The what?
Cos it's got one of them weird crotch things. Look!
To let the air out.
[pop music]
You all right? You look a bit worse for wear.
Do I? [laughter]
In other words, you look like shit.
What you lot saying, anyway?
Are you enjoying it? What do you think of the night so far?
It'll be fine once Joel Corry comes on.
I feel like me and Casey thought
there would be a few more partners here, so he could mingle.
He's just stuck with the girls at the minute.
Not seen Aaron here.
Aaron?He was a bit sceptical about coming.
Why? Really? Why?
He's moved on and that, like, and he's...
Obviously, he's got a family.
It'd be mint to see Aaron here.
We know he doesn't drink anymore, but I think he can't miss tonight.
It's nice to see people grow up.
I'm still fucking flying the flag for the OGs and that,
but I have calmed down a lot.
Yeah, I've calmed down so much, me. So, so much.
So, so, so, so, so much.
Fuck off!
When I'm in Geordie Shore now, that's like my fun.
[laughs]
I haven't been drinking.
Do you feel better? Yeah.
Feel better for it? Yeah. Yeah, really, really.
Someone's arriving. Someone's arriving.
[dance music]
Oi! [cheering]
[whistles]
Yous didn't think you were gonna have an arrive without me, did ya?
Yes, darling!
The noise, as Nathan walks into the reunion, just goes to prove...
Oh, hey!
Oh, darling!
...that everyone absolutely love that man.
Take in the sunshine! Take in the sunshine!
Sexy!
Hi, everyone! Hello, how are you?
That arrival was a lot. But so's Nathan.
Hello, you look so good!
Hello, trouble! Hello!
How are you? You smell amazing.
Hello, gorgeous.
Did you try and finger me? Aye!
I've got a thong on, so I wouldn't.
I didn't meet Nathan when he first came into the house,
I'd left by then.
Hello?
What the hell?
Let this motherfuckin' party begin!
[all scream]
Ugh! I think he's key to our family.
He always speaks how he feels, which is always needed.
He doesn't sit on the fence.
Go on, Nathan!
[screaming]
[farts]
I couldn't imagine the house without him.
I know what he looks like. You know on Dumb and Dumber
when they wear orange and blue...
Who's this lady? You look fantastic.
Let me say hello. Give us a cuddle.
Give us two... What's all this?
Whoa, whoa! Boys! Boys! Calm down, right?
Just because I'm single doesn't mean you can start rubbing up on me.
There we go! Back the fuck up!
I've been feeling shit all day cos I've split up with my boyfriend.
But these lot are my family and I've lived with near enough all of them,
so I'm gonna try and have a good night.
I know how to work a room. Are you feeling OK?
Er, not really, but, you know.
Can we have an update? We're not together.
What, like, fully...
So we're diving straight into this now?
Yeah.Yeah. It's, er, completely over.
Declan broke up with me because he couldn't give me what I wanted.
And when I think about it, I wasn't asking for too much.
I was just asking to be loved and for affection.
It's not, like, bad when you think that, it's just basically...
without going into it too much, it's like... Oh, God.
But if I can get through this, I can get through anything.
To being single, having a hot girl summer...
Hot boy. Hot boy summer.
You're a boy! I've got a skinny fucking body now.
And you've got a big cock! I look insane! I'm a fucking catch!
I love how positive Nathan's being,
but I've known that boy for years
and I know how hard he'd be taking the break-up.
But he's got us girls by his side, to lift him up.
So we should neck on with someone. I'll neck on.
I'll neck on with all the boys.
I'll neck on. Don't dare me, cos I will!
This is a civilised event. Calm down.
Have you come to the Geordie Shore reunion or not?
I thought you weren't drinking. What?
I thought you weren't drinking. It was necessary.
There's no sign of Chloe, and I'm starting to think
that she's not gonna turn up, and that's a relief.
I can just enjoy me night with no drama.
[dramatic pop music]
Who's that? Who you waving at?
[Holly]Oh, my God!
[screaming]
Who's the [indistinct]?
[Sophie] Oh, my God! Look who it is!
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