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[warning read aloud]
[Charlotte]Let's get everyone together for a big reunion.
"Look at you with your baby!"
A lot of bad shit happened but I feel it was meant to,
and we wouldn't be who we are...
We wouldn't be with these two, if that hadn't happened to us.
It's clear we've all moved past the drama, and found our happy endings.
All I needed from you was a little bit of respect.
I ended it though. It's... No, I ended it!
The family's getting bigger, I'm pregnant!
Charlotte's having a baby! [screaming]
You all right? Good.
[Nathan] I think Bethan and Chloe should talk.
Who was there during her breakup? She wasn't there when I needed her.
Everyone's leaving and Chloe still hasn't spoken to us.
If it's gonna happen, it needs to happen now.
Geordie Shore, why aye!
[melancholy music]
Right, obviously yous two are best friends...
...and this has gone on way too long now.
I want yous two to talk.
Speak.
I'm not ready. Like, generally.
What the fuck just happened?! This is goin' west.
There's no way I'm letting her go without getting this sorted.
I'm gonna go and speak to her. I am.
I don't like this silent treatment.
It's upsetting us, because she's actually taken my voice away
from this situation.
She's not even givin' us the opportunity to rectify it.
What the fuck do I do cos I...? There's nothing she can do.
Where do I go? She's lost all of my trust.
I'm not ready to speak to her.
I've been there for her, when her and Beau broke up.
I let her move into me house. It's so frustrating. [cries]
Me dad was dying and you weren't there for us.
I can't just forgive you for that. I've held it in a long time.
I do get where Chloe's coming from.
When you need your friends the most, they should be there for you.
It hurts us, man. It hurts us, so much.
Come on. Even though I'm best.... Like, we are best friends. I know.
It's so... painful even to think about it.
Chloe... Can I have a conversation wi' ya?
Listen, I'm not gonna have this sort of conversation, right now.
Nathan, I've told you. You can speak to Bethan yourself.
What've I done SO wrong that you... Bethan! ...can't speak to us?!
I'm not ready to have it yet. What do you mean?
I'm not ready to have it with you! Yeah, but why?
I'm your fuckin' best friend!
My best friend? So why weren't you there for us then?
When? What do you mean?
Li... Listen, you just said yourself, you're me best friend.
Well, why weren't you there for us?
You keep saying that but you haven't explained what you mean?
I'm not ready. I'm still fucking hurt about the situation!
I wish that Bethan cared this much when I needed her!
But it's too late. It's done!
It's been a long time, Chloe! Like I fuckin' miss ya!
I know, but I'm not ready to speak to you yet.
When are you gonna be ready?
I never thought I'd see me and Bethan fall out.
Honestly, bottom of me heart,
I don't know if we will ever be friends again.
I'm not a fuckin' mindreader! I know.
She's me best friend and I miss her and she's not even speaking to us.
I'm so sorry that happened to her dad. You know I'm a sensitive soul.
I will do anything for that girl and I don't know what to do about it.
# This is all I need right now...
# This is all I need right now...#
I loved the reunion but catching-up-wise,
we barely scratched the surface.
So us girls have decided to take it up a notch and go on holiday!
Woo!
# Cos this is all I need right now...#
We have sorted out the most incredible villa in Portugal
and I'm so excited.
We have absolutely no idea who's gonna show up.
I am literally getting married in two weeks.
So I'm treating this as a hen do. It'll be amazing.
Oh, my god! I am so excited!
I cannot wait.
Portugal, be prepared! Woo-hoo!
Wooo!
Oh, it's so hot!
The sun's out. We've arrived. We're back together.
Yous, hold on, I'm pregnant! You're all walking too fast!
Sorry.
It is SO nice to be back.
I NEVER thought I'd be on a Geordie Shore holiday again.
Let alone a Geordie Shore holiday PREGNANT!
Are you even supposed to wear heels pregnant?
Of course I can do that! You need to be trendy still.
Yeah! Can't give it up cos you're a mam.
I started this whole journey with Charlotte and Sophie.
Right, bags in!
I'm just so happy that everyone made an effort to come to the reunion...
and we're all having our first holiday together.
I just cannot wait.
James, Ricci and Jay are already here.
We're meetin' them at the villa!
I can't believe we're on a trip together again.
Over the years, we travelled the world, living our best lives.
Mexico, Greece, Australia...
[screams]
I am so gutted to think that this could be the last one.
This is gonna be a crazy week.
Like, what the fuck are we doing?
Three double vodkas and lemonades, please?
Of course. Thank you.Cheers!
Buzzin'! I can't believe, me and me boys are here in Portugal.
Well, cheers, boys. Cheers, lads.
Ten years. To being back together. Here we go, baby!
What happens in Portugal, stays in Portugal?
But it won't. But doesn't! [laughs]
Every time we go on holiday with Geordie Shore,
it's the best fucking times you can have.
A bit different from the reunion! isn't it? Yeah!
That was good, everyone together.
Even the people you least expected, like Greg... Yeah. ...turned up.
And he had a mint time. And he was only in one.
Vicky didn't turn up. Gaz didn't turn up.
Even with Vicky, I mean we all went through ups and downs and arguments.
As much as it was hell for others in the house, it'd be nice.
Even for a couple of hours then bounce.I know.
All single now, though! All single.Changed, hasn't it?
[all] All single. [laughs]
[upbeat music]
Oh, my god! We're here!
This is so weird, that me, Charlotte and Holly...
Hold on! Don't go in without me!
...are back together after all these years.
No! That's not fair!
...walking into a villa in Portugal!
[screaming]
[all] OH, MY GOD!
I've got shivers! I've never seen a place like this!
Oh, my god!
Just as well this villa's big.
Because, like the reunion, there's an open invite
to anybody who would like to come.
Charlotte, that's a pregnancy ball.
Oh, my god, your vagina's massive! Shut up!
Fuckin' hell!What do you mean?
It's put a bit of weight on! [others] Urgh!
I wasn't sure how I'd feel being back.
But if it was gonna be any house,
I'm really glad it's this one.
Yous... this is it. I want this one! Bagsy my bed!
I'll share this one! NO! No!
Holly, she snores so bad. No!
I cannot wait, to be back in the situation, where we wake up
every morning together and chat about what went on the night before.
Remember Holly's big carrier bag of knickers by her bed.
I loved dipping in there! Did you? Yeah.
Cos I'd bring so many knickers and yous never.No.
I still don't wear knickers. I don't think any'll fit yer!
That big fat fanny! [laughs]
I just hope they don't mind how I wake up early to be sick.
# Every morning there's sunshine in your eyes...#
Was there any of the lasses at the reunion yous fancy, like?
Bethan's fit like. [Jay cackles]
Bethan's a nice girl. She's fit.
I really like Bethan.
Got a heart of gold, so I'd love it if she come out on holiday with us
and join me and the guys.
That's unless Chloe's here, as well. cos shit will hit the fan.
Abbie's all right, as well.
One dark haired, one blonde.
It's like a bank holiday, you don't wanna miss out...
go out on the Saturday cos you wanna go on the Sunday.
so you might as well meet in the middle and go for them both.
Eee, it went off with Roxy, you know? I wasn't expecting that.
What if she comes in? It might take off again.
It'll never take off again. What would you do?
Say your peace and leave it? Yeah.
Roxy, obviously, was a lot more invested in us than I was.
It was a week! We were officially together for a week!
I've had longer farts!
Tell ya who I been messaging since the reunion... Chantelle.
Chantelle?
I got Chantelle's number at the reunion...
and I've asked her to come out here and I think she's gonna come.
Only thing is... Chantelle doesn't really get on with some others.
Who didn't she get on with? Charlotte...
Not really get on with Marnie and Holly and that. Erm...
So Holly... Holly and Charlotte?
Basically, all the girls we've come over with.
[laughs]
[loud fart]
Oh, for god's sake, Charlotte!
I'm so sorry. I can't help it. Gas comes out of every orifice.
Fucking stinks, that! Does it?[sniffs]
It's the first time I've seen the girls since the reunion
and I KNOW there'll be some juicy gossip.
It was a really good turnout, to be honest.
Holly, I think you got exactly what you wanted out of it.
The closure you got with Kyle. Yeah.
Seeing him and having a conversation...
I feel maybe he has changed, maybe he is different.
That is nice.It was something I never thought I needed.
Coming away from the reunion, I felt so much lighter.
Like there was a kind of... closure from that.
I feel like I've let go of something I was still...
I was holding onto resentment, I think.
But after that conversation I was, like,
I'd love to ask some more questions.
[laughter] I just wanna know more.
Through the breakdown of mine and Kyle's relationship,
the boys in the house all had such a big impact on him.
But only me and him actually knew what went on.
And, for that reason, I became less trusting of the others.
Especially Chloe.
I've always wanted to know... if Kyle got with Chloe.
[gasps]
There was always this rumour
that something happened between Kyle and Chloe,
and, to me, there's no smoke without fire.
Rumours just don't appear.
This is the one question I've always wanted to know.
The rumour was, that when we were in Australia,
and me and Kyle were going through a bad time... Kyle got with Chloe.
Sex?I don't know.
I knew it! Like... I fuckin' knew it!
I knew there was a rumour about them two.
For him to be in a place now, where he could say...
You know... that did happen.
I think he'd still lie. I think he'd still lie.
But that's affected how I see Chloe.
I've always had that thing where I can't really trust Chloe.
If Chloe does come and join us in Portugal,
I'd put money on it that Holly will say something to her about Kyle.
And the shit really will hit the fan. You mark my words!
I didn't think there was much for me to unpack, but maybe there is. Yeah!
[all] Geordie Shore, why aye!
.
It's good to be back, girls. Sisters together again.
All together.With bump. With bump.
I can't drink and I'm fine with that.
But what I'm most worried about is,
I don't wanna spend my whole holiday playing nurse maid to this lot
while they're all trolleyed.
You're all gonna be mortal and...
I'm gonna have to make up for you.
...I'll have to help you! Pay us back for us carryin' you!
11 year we had to do that with you.
Mm-hmm!
You bloody pissed in plant pots! You ruined villas!
Me?! Nightmare?
Pissing in plant pots and wreckin' villas?!
Anyone got a baby wipe?
I feel like I'm gonna have an orgasm on my saddle.
I'm not used to salt water in me eyes. Apart from come.
I dunno who Sophie's talking about, here but SHE sounds fun!
Everyone'll be here soon. I wonder where the lads are?
It would've been good if Marnie was here, wouldn't it?I know.
She's due soon. I know. If she wasn't as far on, she'd be here.
She would be.You and her would've had a good time.
Been lovely to have someone to be pregnant with.
I'm absolutely gutted Marnie's not here.
As much as she wasn't an original,
she went through so much with us girls, and we did bond, massively.
Oh! Marnie!Marnie!
I don't wanna rub it in but we're living our best lives.
It looks like you are, as well. It looks so hot.
See Charlotte's bump... Look at the size of this now! Show us.
It's huge. Oh, my god! That's sprouted!
I know, hasn't it?
Marnie, her fanny is so fat!
Yeah, the vagina goes so big.
Is that... is that normal? That's normal, yeah.
Mine is SO big at the minute!
[laughs]Is it? How much longer now?
A week. [others gasp] We wish you were here, we really do.
Please involve us in conversations. I wanna know who turns up. OK.
Love you! "Bye."
Mwah!
I know the girls mean well by ringing up and showing us the villa
but seeing them there, while I'm the size of a house and feeling rubbish,
I just hope they have a shit time!
[child's chatter]
It's so good to be on holiday with these originals.
Even though it's been years, it just feels like yesterday.
Going to Cancun and Australia.
[laughter]
Went through a lot with them boys. We did.
They've seen us at our worst, at our best.
They're our childhood friends.
I started this journey with Jay and James.
Like we walked through that door that first time
and didn't have a clue what we were about to get into.
Back then, there was a divide.
The girls and the boys... didn't really get on.
What the fuck...?! We're gonna fucking say summat!
I'm absolutely foamin'!
Stop being an idiots! Why have you just done that?
They're trying to basically scare off lasses
that we could of or would of brought back.
You're off your nuts!
Now the boys WANT to hang out with us, not back in the day!
They actually WANT to hang out with us.
I think they appreciate us more now, don't they? Mm-hmm.
Woo-ooh! Wow! Oh, my god!
Whoa, it's massive! Oh, my god!
Wow! What a fucking place this is!
[boys shout]
YAY! Lads! Lads! Lads! Oh, go on, then!
Ooh, got your pretty willies out!
Don't wee in it!
Fucking so good to see all the girls.
The core of the group from Geordie Shore is here.
Yous all look the same!
[laugh]
Look, not one hair on them chests. Look at all the shiny chests!
Got me best mate, Jay, with us.
It's so good having all the girls, and even James.
You know, your pants are see throughs.
Oh, yous, I'm gonna have to look. [laughing]
Oh, I'm not looking!
I'm not looking.
Yous look well, you know? Yous do.
Like yous actually got better, with age.
Thank you. So have you. So did yous.
We weren't worthies, were we, James?
Yous are now, don't worry. Aww!Aww, thanks!
In the beginning, me and James had a little thing in Cancun.
I dunno what it is about James... ...I just wanna bang him.
It's just the truth and you can't hide from the truth.
I dunno if it's a good idea. Oh, for god's sake...!
I'm never, ever gonna be good enough.
It's weird because, with that happening,
it meant that when he got in a new relationship,
we lost that friendship I think we could've had.
But this might be a nice way to actually become friends again.
You know we've got so many memories of holidays? Yeah.
We were all together.And all so young.So young.Like kids!
Oh, this is me first holiday away, single. [gasps]
[boys] What?! I'm gonna be shagging!
[cheering/clapping] I'm on for that.
This is my first Geordie Shore single, as well.
I'm not shagging you.No, I... [laughs]
I didn't know what you were getting at, there!
# It don't get better than this...#
We've gotta make the most of it. Yeah, we will.
We'll all cry, at the end.
I've already been crying... when I seen Charlotte's bump.
Aww, my heart...!
Since James found out about my pregnancy, he has been so cute.
James, are you all right?
I'm just happy.[voice trembles]
Aww, James. Let's have a hug.
[Holly]Aww...! [James]Watch the bump.
Whenever I look over and I see Charlotte's bump...
and that she's got a life growing inside of her...
It does... It does make us a bit, like, emotional.
Are you gonna make me cry, as well?
These boys have come such a long way because
I don't think they'd ever actually been friends with girls
and they always just used them to have sex with them.
Ten years on, these boys have actually
become so protective of us now and I think it's really nice.
[cries]Aww...! Oh, it's just the hormones.
I've never been like this before.
Like, I don't really cry at anything or whatever.
But to see her baby, see her be a mam...
I just think it's... It's just gonna be unbelievable.
Fuckin' hell, I'M gonna cry in a minute...!
Eee, what a time... [sniffles] Look at us, man!
We're all very lucky!
Before Geordie Shore, I'd never lived with girls.
But growing up in that house, I've pretty much got sisters now.
They do mean a lot to us. Listen! What's the trip predictions?
I'd love to say we'll just have a mint time,
no drama... But probablies will. we've learnt that by now.
Always drama! We always used to fight, didn't we?
Proper physical!Yeah. Never see shit like that.
Yous three can't be fighting? I wouldn't even have cross words!
Crosswords?!Crosswords! Like in the newspaper?
[laughter]
I hope Charlotte's right, because at the reunion after only 10 minutes
it was already drama central.
You know who I was really happy to see? Chantelle.Chantelle...
[Holly laughs]So was Jay!
Yeah, they've been messaging. DMing.
We've just been speaking! Charlotte loves her.
[laughs] Thinks the world...
Chantelle said some bad things about us,
and she got with Gary at a bad time in my life.
I was speaking to her at the reunion.
So, from then... from the reunion, we just started fucking messaging.
For fuck's sake!
If Chantelle does come and join us in Portugal...
...I'm not sure I'm ready.
I actually really like Chantelle, we're quite similar,
but Charlotte, Holly and Marnie don't get on with her, at all.
Geordie Shore, why aye!
.
# I know the things you mean under the words you speak
# Do what you feel is right...#
What did you get? Tofu.
You smell lush. Do I?
It's meant to be a Geordie holiday.
But it's amazing how chilled we all are... Sitting down, sharin' a meal.
Look at all of us, eating dead healthy.
Who are we?!
[laughing]
I'm just so relaxed, right now.
I wouldn't mind if we never went out.
Hang on... I hear something.
Somebody's arriving. Who the fuck is it?
Shit... Is it Chantelle?!
# Are you ready? Are you ready for love? #
The cavalry's arrived!
Oh, my god, whoa...!
WHOA!
This place is amazing! I'm so excited to see everyone.
[cheering]
Well, yous look very sophisticated.
Woo! Abbie, Nathan and Bethan are here, and they all look SO GOOD!
[all exchange greetings]
Must be their youth.
[James]Nice to see you.
I am so happy to see Bethan, Nathan and Abbie.
This holiday is just gonna be absolutely insane.
[exchange greetings]
I only briefly spoke to these lot at the reunion.
But I know they're gonna be fun.
And Abbie... She's looking FIT!
Yous, this is un-fucking-real!
That's a very big pool.
Since the reunion, I've been upset.
Breaking up with your best friend is like a boyfriend - it hurts!
But I need a holiday, and whether Chloe comes or not,
I'm not gonna let it affect us. I'm here for a good time.
You won't like the arrangements. Why? Have a look.
Only four bedrooms. You're lying!
What?[laughs] That's mine!Mine!My bed!Mine!
We're gonna have to claim the bed, watch. Nathan, I've claimed it!
Nathan! There's nothin' on me bum!
Seeing Bethan and Abbie walk in, I was like... Damn!
I was saying to the lads, earlier... We both like brunettes...
Do I go blonde, or do I go brunette? It's a damn tough choice.
I'd go brunette.
[laughter]
That means I'm goin' blonde. [laughter]
A few hours ago, I was saying how much them boys have changed
but as soon as Bethan and Abbie walked in,
they're dogs on heat.
You gonna be letting your hair down?
I'm treating this as a full vacation. I'm on vacay!
This holiday couldn't have come at a better moment.
I've just split up with my boyfriend and I wanna get over him.
I'm single, Nathan.Is this our first time single together?
In a long time. Abbie, what about you?
I'm always single, aren't I?
I'm still single, and definitely not shy of a holiday romance,
so hopefully I'll get one this time.
But you've had a fling with Louis.
That's a surprise! Why?
Wouldn't have expected you to go for Louis.
You're a proper grass, you!
I've heard Louis' a nice lad. But he's not here.
I'm single, Abbie's single so let's get ready to mingle.
She wasn't just going for Louis, to be honest, it was Ant, as well.
Nathan, you're not making me out to be good, here. Sorry, my big mouth.
I am a modern woman and I'm not tied down.
Yes, I like Ant, and I like Louis,
but that doesn't mean I can't like anybody else.
Bethan, what about you? What's the relationship status?
Celibate! Celibate, celibate, celibate!
I've shaved an X into me vagina because no one's getting in.
I don't want any sexual tension. I can't deal with it.
Me emotions can't handle it, right now. Too much gahn on.
There are so many single people here...
and although my baby might not be born yet,
I still don't want them to hear any form of shagging!
Nobody should be having sex in the villa really.
There wasn't a lot of sex last time. Huh? Just me, wasn't it?
There wasn't much sex last time. Well, don't brag, James!
"Except for me"...[!] I'm on a time-out!
I've come up with an excellent solution, to cure sexual needs.
It's called the wanking well.
So if you wan' a pleasurable moment you have to do it by the well.
And then you have to make a wish.
Thanks, but no thanks, Charlotte.
I'm getting over a break-up
and I don't particularly wanna stand in the garden playing with my balls!
Well, guys, our first night in the villa,
you know we've gotta make it a big one.Yeah, of course!
A hundred percent. Let's head out. Charlotte, are you coming?
I could come out and celebrate on the first night.
Abbie, Nathan and Bethan arriving
has injected new energy into the house.
That calls for one thing...
Everyone to get drunk and me to sit and watch!
Right, I'm getting ready!
[cheering]
# Set the city on fire light it up, up
# Set the city on fire light it up...#
How many nights out do you think we've gotten ready for together?
Ohhh!Fuck!
Getting ready with the girls has taken me back to being 19 again.
Tell us how drunk yous are gonna get? I'm gonna do Tequila shots.
OMIGOD! Are you really? Yes! It's my hen do!
This is such a good atmosphere in the villa.
Everyone is well up for it.
This is the perfect holiday for me, because everyone's getting on.
If we were sick, would you join in? Course!
I love to be sick these days. Sick five times a day!
It's been a long time since us lot got together for a night out, innit?
Tonight is a huge, huge night.
It's the first night out for the originals in ten fucking years!
And we're gonna have the best night, ever! What you wearing?
First night, you go smart. First night shirt, last night shirt.
We're talking about shirts...
Back in the day it was the less, the better?
You had tops under there.Aye! See ya fucking nipples!
I think I had one of the biggest glow ups.
Definitely one of the best-looking lads in Newcastle.
Me biceps feel like they're getting even bigger.
I'm not even shy to say it...
When I look back, I've got a tiny, little stringer vest on...
...this mad parting in my hair, like a comb over, with a line...
as wide as the fucking A1!
Then I've got these McDonald's sign eyebrows.
I look like a massive tit!
What was I thinking like? I actually thought I looked really good, then.
We've gotta go a bit smart. Gotta dress to impress.
But what was it again?
If you want the gash, you've gotta spend the cash.
Personally, I can't look at these girls in that way.
They're all like sisters to us.
But I know Jay and Ricci. They'll wanna make the most of it.
You'll be mumbling in Bethan's ear, aren't ya?
"Ooh, Bethan, love you, baby girl." [laughing]
I want it playing over the house by the end.
[laughing]
# Baby, if you want me to stay the night, I can stay the night
# Ooh ooh
Obviously, Chloe's not here... Mm-hm.
Like, do you... you must feel a bit... relieved?
I mean, I do feel relieved.
But it's obviously a bit shit she's not here, you know?
Getting ready in this room without Chloe feels strange.
On one hand, I miss her and I wan' her to be here
but on the other hand... I don't. I don't want the drama.
I do think it's sad. Yous have been friends for so many years.
Yeah.
If I was cut-off by the person I thought was my best friend
I'd be heartbroken.
I love Chloe, and she's a best friend,
but I'm kind of glad she isn't here,
because I want Bethan to relax and enjoy herself.
And she can only do that if Chloe's not here.
Let's not drag the mood down, let's have a good night.
Yeah. But she's not here.
So enjoy tonight, let your hair down...
cos I'm gonna fucking paint this town red.
[laughs]
YOUS!
Right![loud pop] [scream] Oh, my god!
We are fucking going out! And I hope this lot are ready to go out-out!
I think there's a fly in that, Jay.
I think we're gonna go, big!
Like Geordie Shore, big!
[prolonged screaming]
IT'S A FLY, GET OVER IT!
I am so happy to be away.
Like I am actually at my happiest.
The soul is just on fire.
Oh, babe. Oh! Your glove. Your glove, your glove... your glove.
Oh!
Inside your glove?
[prolonged screaming]
[laughing]
How the fuck?
[upbeat music plays over all]
[cheering]
This is great.
Old and new together and no drama.
If the whole holiday is like this, it's gonna be perfect.
[loud music]
[whoops and cheers]
[Jay] Let's go!
Geordie Shore, why aye!
.
# I'm alive
# Yeah, I'm alive...#
So excited for tonight. I can feel it.
And thank you everyone for attending, we all made it.
It's been so long since all of us originals
have actually partied together.
This is gonna be mint.
Thank you, girls, for inviting us. Baby G Shore's here!
[all] Yes!
Let's just get mortal and see what happens.
[cheering]
[upbeat music]
Tonight is gonna be unreal.
Squad's back together, let's fuckin' smash it!
The club is such a good vibe.
It is a good feeling, having all of the gang back together again.
The Reunion, baby!
[cheering]
Now I know I can't drink, but everyone's energy is so high
and the atmosphere is so amazing,
I just know this is gonna be a brilliant night.
[club dance music]
Looking around the room gives me tingles.
It reminds us of all the nights out we've had, and how funny they were.
Geordie Shore nights out are legendary.
Some, you remember, but most... you don't.
Either way, we have the time of our lives
and do not care who's watching.
Except for Nathan, who seems to be enjoying it a little bit more
than all the others.
One minute, I'd see Charlotte, pregnant, on one side of the room.
Then, on other side, Jay and Ricci are dancing
exactly how they did back in the day.
It's just like old times.
It's so good, being here.
Drinks were flowin', we're all having a good time.
I've not spoken Louis, he's meant to be a nice lad, but he's not here.
What's that saying? All's fair in love and war? And Portugal!
Jay's a big lad, but if he's running around after Abbie,
as well as grafting Chantelle, then that boy is playing with fire.
I hope he knows what he's doing.
Everyone's getting right into the night and having a good time.
Everyone except Bethan.
I know her and I can see that she's not enjoying it
and I bet it's all because of Chloe.
She said that I wasn't there for her.
I was there for her, but she didn't let us anywhere near her.
Getting his view on it, and knowing
he'll back me up if it came to it, is a weight off my shoulders.
You know, I never thought I'd end up back with all the OGs,
ten years on, people pregnant, people getting married.
It's fucking crazy!
If anyone was to put me and 18-year-old Holly side by side,
you'd think it was two completely different people.
It's like night and day.
Every day now when I wake up and look in the mirror,
I don't hate what's looking back at me.
I changed my mind-set to wake up every single day thinking,
you are a fucking queen
and I will never allow anybody to make me feel like I'm not.
# I just wanna love yous, baby Love yous, baby
# Take it back to how we used to like it, used to like it
# Something so electric...#
This is class! Me and me wingman pulling birds, like old times.
We've still got it.
To give them credit, for lads who've been around the block,
they've still got good chat.
Ricci, you are not funny and me and Jay were doing fine without you.
So go on, jog on.
Bethan, don't be scared!
I'm here for a good time and that is exactly what I'm gonna do.
Come on! [cheering]
I'm sticking to me celibacy...
BUT there's no harm in showing the OGs how the young 'uns do it.
Wow! I am getting officially the best lap dance of my entire life
I'm telling you... I'm gonna find it real hard to get off this seat.
Literally! Oh!
This night couldn't have gone any better.
Back out with me best mate
AND the girls are all over us! A dream!
Oh, my God. If I thought Nathan was getting pissed earlier,
well, now, he's on another level.
I know Nathan's recently went through a break up
and he's doing pretty much what every single person does.
They get themselves so drunk they forget about it.
Jay and Ricci are like a couple of excitable puppies.
Tell them to roll over and they will.
Hey!
Bless him. He has been trying so hard.
So I think it's time that I give him a treat, for being such a good boy.
Look at them!
When Abbie walked in, I wasn't thinking, right,
I'm gonna make it me mission to neck on with her.
I just go with the flow.
I just hope nobody lets on to Chantelle.
Since the reunion we have been messaging each other
so she's not gonna be happy,
but... what can you do?
I can see Abbie's necking on with Jay
and I just know for a fine fact
that Ricci's gonna be feeling left out.
So why not? I'll throw him a bone.
It IS the first night.
Me and James are just having a lovely conversation
and we look to our left, and...
oh, my god, we are back in Geordie Shore.
Jay's necking on with Abbie...
and Ricci's neckin' on with Bethan?!
How did this actually happen?
# I wanna go crazy
# Crazy with you
# Hit the dancefloor...#
This is so surreal.
I never, in my wildest dreams, imagined us,
all to be in one place again. Let alone be on holiday!
I am so glad to be a part of it.
It actually feels amazing,
that not even my pregnancy is gonna get me down.
This has turned out to be a mint night
and it's just what I needed to forget about everything else.