Why don't we tie in our honeymoon with, like, a Geordie holiday? Yeah.
With, like, friends and kids. Yeah, that would be nice.
So, Marnie told me two different villas.
You're not in ours, Sophie. Sorry. Who's villa am I in?
You're in family villa.
That's right, I'm pregnant!
It's obviously Marnie's moon,
so that's the next holiday that everyone's going on.
It's gonna be an amazing thing, right?Like... like...
You don't look very happy. God!
The truth is, I would love to go to Marnie's moon,
but I've been given the biggest opportunity of my career.
I don't know yet about being bridesmaid for Marnie's wedding.
You still haven't asked?
Am I bridesmaid?
Shit! Here it goes.
I'm gonna have to let her down. This is gonna be awkward.
Craig's maid of honour.
What the actual fuck?
# Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna know how If you wanna know why
# Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna know why If you wanna know how
# Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna know how If you wanna know why
# Everyone's here to party Let's party, party
# If you wanna know why Let's party, party
# Oh, now, ooh, now. #
# So here we go, go, go, go
# Here we go, go, go, go
# Here we go, go, go, go... #
I'm getting married today
and I can't believe that the big day is finally here.
And it wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for me maid of honour
and agent extraordinaire, Craig.
# Workin', I'm workin' I'll take what I want... #
Hi! Darling!
Oh! I'm stressed! Tell me about it!
How are ya? I'm good.
Sorry, what's on your face? Spot cream.
But I've had... I'm honestly having a meltdown.
I've just came on my period, as well.Oh, good [!]
I'm getting married in this perfect barn in Bedfordshire.
When I first seen it, I just knew it was the venue that I wanted.
And I just know it's gonna be the best day of my life,
even if I am covered in spots and on my period.
I'm pleased to get all this stuff here.
# Here we go, go, go, go... #
Right, I've been down...
Look, this poor dress has just been scrumpled up.
Everyone keeps asking me, "Is she wearing a meringue?"
I'm, like, "Marnie does not wear meringues."
The ends... This is why it needs to be hung up
cos the ends have gone a bit creased.Did you get a veil?
I've got a veil, yeah. Oh, my God!
This veil is actually so fucking long.
# In this together... #
It's been so hectic organising this wedding
that I can't actually picture how it's all gonna come together.
I'm feeling super nervous about what it's gonna look like.
Ooh! Oh, my God! They are stunning!
I couldn't of, er, wanted anything better than that.
That is so beautiful.
And it goes, as well, doesn't it,
with all the decor they've got here already?
I'm actually a bit speechless.
The venue looks better than I could ever have imagined.
It's all starting to sink in now.
Right, so we're gonna start with me and Casey.
So, Casey there? Yep.
Then your mum'll be on this side.
Do you want your mum next to you? Yes!
Right, there's Sophie's. Why is she not on the top table?
Cos I just thought she'd go with the Geordies.
And really you'll... There's a bit of distance, isn't there?
Wey, maybes a little bit at the minute.
I haven't spoken to Sophie
since I told her she wasn't gonna be bridesmaid.
What I've struggled with is, like, a wedding is not about
everyone else, it's about me and Casey.
Yeah, and it's about who you...
I feel like I've put other people's feelings before my own,
which you shouldn't do at a wedding. Everyone keeps telling us,
and I've took the advice cos it's... Good.
It's one special day... Scott.Thank you.
It's one special day, I'm gonna make sure I do it right
and how I want it. Yeah.
I'm gonna be selfish for once.
Good. Done!
At the end of the day, Sophie's me cousin,
so I expect her to be fine about the bridesmaid thing.
Let's crack on with everything else.
We've got so much more to do. Let's just get it all done. Yeah.
Like, and then... Pamper.Pamper.
Let's do it! Come on! Right! Uh.
# Turn it up, turn it up... #
Oh, I'm gonna miss you!
You're going to Nanny Noos, and you're gonna have a lovely time!
Here we go! Aw, we're here, Alba!
# Turn it up, turn it up... #
The past year has been really difficult for me mam,
and what brings her the most joy at the minute
is spending time with her beautiful granddaughter, Alba,
which is a win-win for me
because not only am I getting to brighten up her day,
I'm also getting to go and let me hair down
at Marnie's wedding.
Mam, I've gotta be quick! Come on, then!
Me and Jake have got so much to do.
You're always late, Charlotte!
No, no, no, no!
That is not true in the slightest!
Well, maybe it is true, but I am determined
that me and Jake are gonna be on time for Marnie's wedding.
Mam, two-ten, the bottles, please! Yeah, yeah.
Don't forget. She gets constipated!
Yeah, that's fine! I'm not stupid, you know? I've had two kids!
Mam, you... you are stupid! But, no, I'm not.
You've been filling the bottles to one-eighty.
I seen it with me own eyes! That was one time!
You're just holding it against us!
Twice! No, it wasn't!
I've gotta go! Jake's waiting for us!
Bye, now!
Bye, Mam! Love ya! Have fun!
HORN HONKS Bye!
# I want you all to me
# I just want you all to me
# I'm right here When you're calling me
# I want you all to me
# I just want you all to me... #
Marnie's having a small and intimate wedding
and I feel honoured to be invited,
because not all the Geordie family were.
I'm the only Geordie lad here,
and I think that's Marnie's way of saying I'm the best-looking.
# I want you all to me
# I just want you all to me... #
I feel like we have been waiting for so long for this wedding.
It is gonna be the wedding of the year,
and I cannot wait to see Marnie walk down the aisle.
'But I'm also so looking forward to Geordie-moon.'
# Crazy love
# Crazy, crazy love... #
Ah! Oh, finally!
How are ya? Are you all right? Chet. Good to see you.
How are you? I feel a bit nervous, man.
I can't believe the big day is finally here.
I've got my brother, Chet, and my best mate, Scott,
as my groomsmen, so nothing can go wrong.
Have you got everything in there? Yeah, it's...
Is that...? That's my suit.
Mate, I think I've left my suit at home. I'm not even joking.
Are you serious? Yeah. No, seriously.
I haven't got my suit. Your big day and you've...
I thought that bag I had it in, but it wasn't.Oh, my God!
Chet, you need to call Marnie.
# Look up, let's see how far we go
# Head to the sky... #
Are we nearly ready?
Oh! What?
What you been doing in there? What am I doing in there? Me barnet!
Oh, aye. Looking all right?
Looking good! Barnet's good. Yours looks wicked.
Looking sexy! Are you excited?
I am excited, yeah. I love a wedding.
I haven't hardly spoke to Marnie.
No, or since the... since her phone call?
Since the phone call. I mean, I know I'm not bridesmaid,
and I know I'm not maid of honour.
Marnie's me cousin,
of course I'm gutted about not being bridesmaid.
And luckily for me, I've got Jordan here.
Like, me and the girls, when we were younger,
we used to talk about these days. Yeah.
We used to talk about... "Oh, God, imagine when we're older,
"and we've got kids and getting married."
And we never thought, like, the days would come.Nah.
It's mental to think now they're here!
If there is a bouquet getting thrown,
I am just gonna sweep right in there, catch it.
So be prepared!
Me and Jordan might have just moved in together,
but I am ready for the full shebang, marriage, kids.
So I have my eye on that bouquet.
Are you trying to tell me something? Well, yeah!
Gotta get a move... No, you don't need to get a move on.
# I think it's time to let it roll
# Who's gonna rise Who's gonna fall?
# I think it's time To roll them over... #
Are you serious? But Marnie, honestly...
He actually forgot the suit?
Honestly, I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say!
What about...? What if I got ready here? I don't know what to say.
You know what he's like. You know what he's like.
I promise you it's gonna go smoothly from now!
Honestly, I could kill Casey!
He literally had one job this morning -
get to the venue with his suit.
Thank God I'm Little Miss Organised!
He is so fucking lucky! I'm so sorry.
Honestly! You know what he's like.
I've got enough to worry about! I know!
You know what he's like! You look amazing!
Chet, sort him out, seriously! I will! See you later!Oh!
# Gonna have a good time
# Gonna have a good time, good time
# We're gonna have a good time
# Gonna have a good time Good time... #
First Holly, now Marnie.
I am so excited to see another one of our Geordie sisters
tie the knot.
And for once, me and Jake are on time and child-free!
Let's get ready to party!
# Step back cos the pressure's on
# I'm feelin' like a million
# Dressed like I'm made of money
# I keep him waiting for days... #
I am so buzzing to see Marnie get married.
But I'm not gonna lie, I'm starving.
I hope they've got chicken nuggets on the menu later.
# Let's go Let's go!
# And have a real good time
# People not impressed With the way that we shine
# Let's go Let's go!
# And have a real good time Hey, hey! #
Case, you ready? Oi!
How do I look? Yes!
Do I look all right? Yeah? You look sick, man! Wow!
You good? All right? Yeah. So good! So good!
You got the rings? Yeah. Just here. No worries.
Keep 'em safe, mate, please. I will. I will.
Mate, good luck. Thank you.
We can do this, eh? Come on. Let's do it. Let's do it.
# This is love
# I know that this is love
# This is love
# I know that this is love... #
Wahey! Hello! Hellooo!
Yes, mate. How's it going? You all right?
Jacob. Nice to meet ya. Nice to meet you, mate.
Holly, you OK?
Careful with your light jacket with my face.
I am so happy to finally meet Jordan,
and he seems like such a nice lad.
Sophie has done so well here.
How long you got? Er, about two months now.
Yeah, you ready? Oh, you... you look so well.
Really? Really well.
I'm wide. I'm very wide.
You wouldn't think it, the way she is at home. Oh, my God!
Right, ladies and gentlemen,
will you please start making your way across to the Rickety Barn
for the ceremony. Thank you very much.
I'm so nervous. It's almost time to show my dress to me mam,
to me stepdad Eric, and Craig.
I'm just hoping that they like it as much as I do.
Oh, my gosh!
SHE GASPS
Geordie Shore, why aye!
SHARON GASPS
CRAIG:Oh, Marnie!
Aw, it's beautiful!
Do you like it? It looks stunning!
HE CHUCKLES
I just can't believe it.
Oh, my God! She looks like a vision.
Stunning!
I knew she would, but she just looks like a princess.
And I couldn't be prouder, as a mum.
Don't! Cos I'm gonna cry as well.
Oh... I've misted all me make-up.
Absolutely... What do you think?
You look absolutely stunning. Marnie, you look stunning, honey.
I'm really nervous. I'm scared.
I hope I walk down all right. It's really long.
# You say this is the one... #
This is so amazing, and I can't tell ya how happy I am
that she's found her forever person.
# Every little thing
# We've only just begun... #
Very cute.
Oh...
You look stunning. Thank you.
Right, do you wanna wait here? Yes!
I'm so lucky to have found Casey.
He is literally the perfect guy for me.
# If you feel it too... #
I met Casey on a show called Single AF,
and I never imagined in that moment that I'll be meeting
the love of my life and that this would have been
the start of our journey together.
# I'm here to see this through... #
And after six years, we've built such a wonderful life together
with two amazing sons.
Mwah! Can I have a big, squeezy cuddle?
Give mummy a cuddle. The biggest cuddle ever.
And three years of being his fiancee.
I wanna ask you if you will marry me?
Yes. And be mine forever?Yeah.
You said yeah before I even asked the...Yes!
..question! Yes! Yes! Yes!
And the only thing left for us both to do now is to say, "I do".
Oh, she looks so beautiful.
Marnie is a vision in white.
Shame she's not a virgin, mind, but still, she's a vision in white!
You look so nice. Oh, I'm shaking!
HOLLY LAUGHS
I do solemnly declare that I know not
of any lawful impediment why I, Casey Cody Johnson,
may not be joined in matrimony to Marnie Simpson.
Lovely. Thank you. Marnie, your turn.
Oh, God. Shit. LAUGHTER
Marnie looks absolutely beautiful.
Like, wow, that girl is unreal.
I feel like I'm a little bit jealous of Casey.
I wish I was marrying her myself!
I do solemnly declare that I know not
of any lawful impediment why I, Marnie Simpson,
may not be joined in matrimony to Casey Cody Johnson.
You are going to now make your own vows to each other.
CRAIG:Sorry!
From the first moment that we met, I knew you was the one.
Your flawless personality and vibrant aura caught my eye.
Not only are you the love of my life,
but also the greatest mother of our two boys.
I love you so much.
WEDDING PARTY:Aw!
APPLAUSE
I don't even know where to begin
to explain what you mean to me, Casey.
You're everything to me, my best friend, the love of my life,
my whole world.
I can't thank you enough for giving me a beautiful family,
being the most amazing father
and showing me what real love truly is.
And I promise I'll be by your side,
loving you unconditionally forever. I love you.
APPLAUSE That was so good.
SHE GASPS
Ooh, a bit late now. LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE, CHEERING
It gives me great pleasure to declare
that you are husband and wife.
CHEERING
I can't believe it! I'm Mrs Marnie Johnson.
Now all that's left to do is to just let our hair down
and party the night away, Geordie style.
Are we gonna go? Yeah, let's do it!
Thank you, everyone.
Wait there, wait there, wait there, wait there!
Do you want me to hold it? Yeah.
MARNIE LAUGHS
I'm married.
Whoo!
Hi! This is the riff-raff!
No, I get emotional with stuff like that.
Did you like that? Mummy and Daddy got married!
Can you believe it? I'm a mummy and a wife.
I'm not just a MILF, I'm a WILF!
Congratulations! Congratulations!
You look fucking unreal! Thank you.
Like an actual Disney princess! Mwah! Thank you.
# Waiting to kiss the sky... #
Is that your granddad?
Look, I've heard your granddad loves to party.
Gorgeous!
# It's been a long time For tonight... #
Oh, my God! It's noisy in there, isn't it? Isn't it?
Since the reunion, me and Charlotte are getting on really well,
and especially now she's a mam, we've got even more in common.
It actually makes us really happy that we've come this far.
So, Charlotte, God, what is it like being a mam?
I love it! Do you?
Oh, my God! It is the best thing that's ever happened to us.
When I had that little girl, right, I was looking at Jake and Alba,
and I was thinking, "Fuck, my life just levelled up!"
Aw! I'm so happy for you!
I'm having the best day, and with Marnie inviting us
to her wedding and to the Geordie-moon,
I really feel like I'm back in the Geordie family again.
Marnie told you about the Geordie-moon?
Yeah, I can't believe that.
So we're gonna go, and are you gonna bring Ricardo?
I'm bringing Ricardo. CHARLOTTE SQUEALS
I'm so excited about this. Are you bringing your little one?
Yes! Ah! Brilliant!And Jake!
So excited about it. I can't wait to meet the little one.
I know. You're gonna love her!
Aw... Who does she look like?
Jake and me nanna. Jake and your nanna?
It's like they had sex! Oh!
I know! I'd be a bit worried about that!
# Yeah, you got me Hooked on a feelin'
# And I want more
# Oh, no, I never Felt like this before
# Give me your answer... #
So, we are on Lotus. Strong!
Strong table!
'Of course, I would love to be sitting on the top table.'
But I haven't even seen Marnie yet and we haven't talked face-to-face.
Marns? Yes?
Are you up here? I'm here!
Do you like my second dress?
It's Sophie, and I haven't spoke to her since that awkward chat,
but I love her so much and I can't wait to see her.
SOPHIE GASPS
You look amazing! I'm so proud of ya!
Thank you. How was it?
Did you enjoy it? Oh! I can't believe it.
Marnie looks incredible,
and seeing her makes me forget about all the bridesmaid stuff.
At the end of the day, Marnie is my cousin,
and I absolutely adore her.
And that is the most important thing.
I'm gonna cry again. Don't! Please!
I'm so... I don't know why I'm so emotional. Why are you so...?
No-one deserves to be, like, married and happy, and... more than you.
So do you, though!
No, I know, but I've seen what you've went through.
I have seen Marnie get her heart broken so many times.
But to now see her so happy
literally just means the absolute world.
Like, me, you, Charlotte and Holly,
like, we're all in different stage in life.
I never thought that I would love getting older like I do. Same!
Cos I'm doing it with all of youse. Exactly!
We're getting older together.
I know. I know. And it feels amazing.
I'm so happy that Sophie isn't upset about not being a bridesmaid.
I've got a very special favour to ask her.
Will you do a speech? Oh!
I know you haven't prepared one, but off-the-cuff one?
Oh, I don't know.
Please?Pressure! Please, Sophie?
I feel like I'll just be emotional. No, it'll be so nice.
Is she taking the piss?
People prepare speeches months, weeks, practically years in advance,
and now Marnie's made me prepare a speech
in less than an hour.
But it makes me very happy to know I'm finally
actually a part of this wedding.
I just hope I don't fuck this up!
Can I talk about when you pooed in a bush?
No embarrassing stories. Oh!
It needs to be just heartfelt. Right, OK.
I want the emotion like you've just shown us.
Right.Amazing. I mean, a lot of pressure.
# The night... #
MUSIC: 'My Light' by Oscar Hill, Justin Black, Seb Valentine
# Keep on dancing... #
Ladies and gentleman, put your hands together
and make lots and lots of noise to welcome the new and beautiful
Mr and Mrs Johnson!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Want someone to love me Like you've never loved before
# Now feel the heartbeat Hold and never let me go... #
Ladies and gentleman, the first speech
is by the stepdad of the bride, Eric.
So, come on, give Eric a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
WOMAN CHANTS:Eric, Eric, Eric!
When I first met Marnie,
she was 17, and she just breezed into my life.
And I-I didn't quite know what to make of her.
Marnie, to me, is like a daughter.
We started off as friends,
and it has built and has become very special to me.
'I am so proud of her.'
Absolutely overjoyed to be a part of this.
First thing she said to me was,
"All I want is for my mom to be happy."
TEARFULLY: And that warmed me to you from the start,
and it meant the world to me.
Aww!So thank you. Eric, love you.
Eric's speech was incredible.
It was so touching and moving,
and I feel like it's gonna be a tough speech to beat.
LAUGHTER Right! Hello, everyone.
Shit. Asking Sophie to do a speech such last minute,
might've been a mistake.
I'm really upset.
Geordie Shore, why aye!
I'm really upset.
GUESTS:Aww! MAN:Go on, Soph!
I'm quite nervous.
Let's congratulate the bride and the groom.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I mean, Marnie,
you look like a fashionista right now.
You look amazing.
Now, Casey, I know it's all about the bride,
and honestly, Casey, I could not imagine
a better person in this world... Thank you.
..to invite you into my family.
Aww! Thank you.
So, everyone, round of applause for Casey!
So, when Marnie came on Geordie Shore...
LAUGHTER
..it was a bit of a difficult time for her.
And from the Geordie Shore days to now,
she has turned into the most amazing, amazing girl,
and I am so proud of you.
I cannae explain, you are like the sister I never had.
GUESTS:Aww! And you know me... like...
You know, Marnie, me and you are best friends.
We've had ups and downs.
But honestly, I love you so much,
and I'm so glad that youse two are finally married.
So, everybody, in true Geordie Shore style,
get on your feet right now.
Yeah!
Up, and let's congratulate the Johnsons!
I'm so grateful for Sophie's words.
Even though we haven't been as close lately,
it just goes to show you that we just have this unbreakable bond
that no-one could ever change.
# I feel, don't you know
# Don't you know
# I feel, don't you know
# Don't you know... #
You know what? It's been nice to come to a wedding as a guest. Yeah!
Lovely!And to actually just experience it as a guest.
I agree. Honestly, when she walked down that aisle,
I was like... Oh, my God.
It's been Marnie's wedding.
It's been my wedding. Who's next?
I think it might be Char.
Really?Listen, I forced Jacob into engagement.
Yeah, but listen... I think it could be you.
No, me and Jordan want a baby. You're ahead of me.
I would love to get married next.
I'd have Alba as a tiny, little bridesmaid.
Actually, a flower girl.
But I suppose I'd have to wait until she started walking
because I don't really wanna carry her down the aisle.
Jordan and Jacob met for the first time tonight.
They've never met before.
Oh! Oh, yeah!
But honestly, between you and Jacob, what do you think of...?
Oh, I think he's the best person I've ever met
from who you've introduced us to.
So did you think he was lovely, then?
He's just so nice. I have never met anyone
who looks and talks about Sophie... Yeah.
..the way he does. Yeah.
And can I just say what I realised today?What?
Our boyfriends all begin with J! HOLLY AND SOPHIE: J!
Holly never said that. I did!
I found it out. Yeah, but it is true.
So, hopefully there's luck within the Js.
Js. Luck, there is. There is.
# Do whatever you gotta do Baby, I'm on the moon... #
CHEERING
# I came here I came here to slay... #
They're going for it already. Come on, give them a round of applause!
Our beautiful bride is gonna do the throwing of the bouquet.
So, come on, ladies.
I know Sophie wants to be the next Geordie girl to get married,
but so do I!
This bouquet's mine, bitch!
# Nothing's gonna hold me down... #
On the count of three. Ready? One, two, three!
THEY SCREAM
Yes!
I am absolutely fuming.
I did everything in my power to steal that bouquet,
but looks like Craig is getting married next.
SOFTLY:Fuming!
# I'm ready to love you
# Let me be the one to
# Wrap me up inside The corners of your mind
# Make up for the wasted time... #
Don't get us wrong, before I met Casey, I did have lots of fun.
I've had amazing times, with amazing people.
THEY SCREAM
Ooh!
But now I'm a wife and a mother, and my life has changed so much.
And I feel so lucky to share this with my Geordie family,
who have been there for us through it all.
# Stay with me
# I'm falling for you
# Made me see
# What dreaming can do. #
# Nothing can stop me now. #
I just wanna say well done to Marnie.
Every single dress she's worn, hasn't she looked stunning? Unreal!
I think most brides think it's stressful
just getting one wedding dress, never mind three!
Hats off to you, Marnie! You have done a blinding job!
I'm not gonna lie, you did not have the greatest fashion
when you were in the house.
When you came out in the second dress, I was like, "Whoa!"
Fashionista! Paris! Vibe!
Seriously! Some of the shit that Marnie used to wear
used to hurt my eyes.
But seeing how beautiful she's looked all day today
has made me very proud.
Can I just say? I am so fucking happy!Aww!
I'm mortal drunk, and I'm so fucking happy...
I love you!
..to be a part of the Geordie Shore family.
Aww! Chantelle!
Let's have a big group hug. Come on!
I love all these radgies so much,
and I can't believe, after everything we've been through,
we can come together, as a family, and celebrate Marnie's big day.
So, Chantelle, are you gonna come to my honeymoon trip to Cyprus?
Of course!
THEY CHEER
But listen, are you gonna bring your little boy?Yeah.
Yeah? Oh!
Babe, Ricardo is coming!
CHEERING
When the family are all getting on like this,
we always have the best time.
As long as we stay like this on the Geordie-moon, it is gonna be epic!
I feel very proud to be stood here, experiencing another wedding...
Milestone. ..with you guys.
It's not anyone's wedding, though. It's our Marnie's wedding.
Yeah, exactly. Going through life and experiencing these times.
I love this next stage in life. I love it!
Growing old would be so boring without youse lot!Aww!
I don't know how I feel about that. I'm not old!
Nathan... No, Nathan!
No, I love that. Listen, the point I was trying to make is...
Nathan, no-one cares about your point!
All right, Charlotte. It's not all about you!
Come on, let's get drunk!
Yeah! Let's get... To Marnie's wedding!
ALL: Yeah!
# Cos I've got a confession, babe
# Don't know how much longer
# I can wait
# All this pressure on me... #
Today has been mint. I've laughed. I've cried.
I've danced my bunda off.
It has literally been the best wedding of my life.
I know it's the only wedding I've ever been to,
but it's still been great.
I'm actually so happy that we're getting to sit here and chat.
Because genuinely, I feel like I haven't had a quiet chat
with any of you two tonight.
Aww. And I've really wanted it.
I know it's my wedding day, and the last thing I need is drama,
but I can tell there's something up with Nathan.
He's holding something back, and I wanna know what it is.
Shall we just address the elephant in the room? Right, OK.
Cut to the chase, please.
I know that you don't feel supported about the whole...
Yeah! The situation with Charlotte.
I know she hasn't been there as much as we have.
I think it's really bad, as a friend.
I recently told all the Geordies that I'm going to do
I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, Australia,
and I was so excited to tell Charlotte,
cos she has done it before.
And I know she's got a lot going on.
'But this, for me, was very big.
'And then when I told her,
'her reaction wasn't what I was expecting.
'Some people might think this is petty.
'However, my feelings have been hurt, and my feelings are valid.'
It just made me upset and confused as to...
why she didn't care.
Because she does so well. Like, look at her.
She's doing so... Everything!
No, but that's great, though. But it doesn't matter,
you can have all that,
but you can still be supportive of your best friend.
I totally feel what you're saying. I do.
I felt a little bit similar.
Don't get me wrong, I love Charlotte,
but lately, I just feel like she hasn't been
as a supportive friend as I would have liked.
Especially cos I've got so much going on.
I love how Chloe's getting out of this one.
I know!Whatever! No! But how do you feel?
Cos we wanna know.
About the situation. Chloe, come on!
She's not liked my fucking photo since fucking 2006.
Chloe, I don't know care about that. Be honest now. That's the truth!
Chloe's spoke with me several times
how her and Charlotte aren't as close as they once used to be.
But right now, Chloe isn't saying anything,
and I'm gonna say it's the fact that she's had way too much to drink.
Just say how you feel. Just fucking say it!
You feel like she undermines you all the time
and she accused you of being fucking her, when you're not!
Jesus Christ! You're a different person.
Fucking hell! I didn't expect this.
But I'm not being funny... No, just say it.
If there was anyone I was gonna copy,
it wouldn't be fucking Charlotte Crosby,
it'd be fucking Kylie Jenner. Howay! Didnae be daft!
The whole copying Charlotte thing did upset us at the time,
but there is a lot more to it.
'It is hard to explain how I do feel about her sometimes.
'I do love her so much, but I feel like there is issues.'
This is supposed to be a really fun night,
so I can't be arsed with this drama chat right now,
and I'm mortal.
It doesn't matter. Obviously, we're all feeling the same way.
I've always had a lot of time for Charlotte,
but now that I've got two kids, I just don't have time for people
who don't treat me the way I treat them.
I feel like now is the perfect time to be honest with her.
I would like to bring it up with her.
Shall we do it in Cyprus?
Yeah, when I'm not there! No, but listen, you're fucking off,
and you're gonna leave us with the shit.
No, cos I'm gonna come back, and I'll address my shit!
Geordie Shore, why aye!
We're up at the crack of dawn
for an early flight for our Geordie-moon.
But since the wedding, something major has happened.
I bumped into Charlotte on a night out,
and I felt really two-faced and awkward.
So I ended up telling her about the conversation
that me, Nathan, and Chloe had at the wedding.
Let's see what Cyprus brings, but I am worried.
The thing is, I haven't told Chloe and Nathan that I told her.
I just hope that none of this ruins the holiday
before it's even started.
# Let's go to somewhere The sun shines
# We'll pack up for blue skies
# We'll dance under moonlight At night
# The ocean, the beach life
# This couldn't feel more right
# I've been waiting all my life... #
Me, Jake, and Alba have arrived in Cyprus. Woohoo!
Alba, look! Is this Miranda, your mermaid?
'When Marnie told us about the conversation
'her, Chloe, and Nathan had at the wedding, I was surprised.'
However, I'm not gonna apologise
for not being present on social media this past year,
or not being supportive.
I've had lot going on in my life.
And if my so-called true friends don't understand that,
then they're not true friends after all.
'So I'm hoping that we can just put it behind us and have a good time.'
Oh! Oh!
# All my ladies around the globe
# Live it up, live it up... #
Holly!Agh! Come on!
I am just so glad that I got here in one piece
and that I didn't give birth on the plane.
Oh! Thank you. Are you letting me...?
Oh, thank you. What a gentleman.
So it's not just my babymoon,
but it's also Marnie's honeymoon as well,
and also a kind of like familymoon.
You all right? Yeah!
This is gonna be very different,
although I'm not sure it's gonna be any less crazy.
Holly, ice cream? Oh, yes, please.
Thank you. It's got a hair on it.
Oh, it's just Margaret, the mermaid's.Oh...
Right, let's get the show on the road.
Let's go! Whoo!
Here we go, guys! We are off!
Well... Wind in our hairs.
Is Marnie there already? She should be! Jesus!
Well, I think Alba needs to get out of this car.I know!
Let me get you out, Charlotte.
Are we ready? Oh!
Whoo!
Oh, wow! Whoa!
Oh, my God, look at the pool!
This is so cute!
Oh, my God, look at the view!
Oh, that is lovely, isn't it?
This holiday is gonna be amazing.
We have got two absolutely incredible villas.
One for the families and kids, and one for the party people.
So who knows who the fuck's gonna turn up?
Oh, my God! Marnie has done so well.
These villas are stunning!
Oh! There's a play area! Wow!
Oh, oh, got a sandpit! There's actually a play area!
It's kitted out so the kids are gonna have so much fun!
Well, this is bloody lovely. CHARLOTTE GASPS
Wow!
Why are we here first?
Where the fuck is Marnie?
She would be late for her own Geordie-moon...
Like she is right now.
Like, this is her honeymoon!
# What about freedom? #
CHILDREN BABBLE
ROX:Mummy, can I have my...?
All right. Here we go, bubba. MARNIE:'Oh, my God!
'I wanted to be here hours ago, but we've nearly missed the flight.'
The kids are playing up, Casey's moaning at us.
I just wanna get in the villa and have a drink!
I don't think it's gonna be much of a holiday.
CASEY LAUGHS
Right, what do you want? OK, OK, OK, OK! Where is it?
Where is it? Where is it?
There. All right, All right!
Here! This one? That... That one?
OAX CRIES
Do you want a bottle? Come on, it's OK.
Fuck me! We've just arrived, and both of the boys are in tears,
and we've not even seen anyone yet.
I'm not sure this honeymoon was the best idea.
Right, let's go and explore! CASEY CHUCKLES
Hello? Hello?
Wow! CHARLOTTE:Marnie!
Yay!Finally! We've arrived!
Whoo! Whoo!
Happy honeymoon!
This is the first time I've seen Charlotte
since I told her about all that stuff
that was said at the wedding.
She did take it well. I just hope it's not awkward while we're here.
You look amazing, Marnie. Oh, God!I need to get changed.
Hello! Hola!
ALL: Aww!
Rox loves Alba, doesn't he?
I'm actually shocked. That was fine.
I had nothing to worry about. Me and Charlotte are gonna be fine.
I'm glad she's not holding that chat against us, for now.
You just never know, when the drinks are flowing, what can happen.
Go on in! Oh! Oh, Oax! OK, maybe not.
Oh. Marnie? Yeah?
He's just jumped in the water! HOLLY LAUGHS
He's having the time of his life!
This is what this holiday is about.
Casey looks after the kids, while I hang out with my girlies.
What do youse think?
HOLLY: It's lovely, isn't it? Oh, it's big, this one, you know.
Shall... Come on, shall we open this?
Go on, pop it open!
Listen, this holiday's gonna be different for me.
I'm a mother now.
But I heard even Mother Theresa had a wild night out now and then.
SHE SCREAMS Here you go.
Oh, this is nice.
You wanna get some water or something?Yeah!
Believe me, if I could be there, I would.
But unfortunately, I'm just gonna have to drink the H20.
Cheers to...
mams gone wild!
Whoo! Mams on the booze!
Oh, I hate water! Let me smell it.
Oh, wait!
She's sniffing, and she's drinking, so it feels like it.
Oh, really? Does that work?
# I know I should grow up
# But I don't wanna get older
# You're so liberated To be young and free... #
I'm buzzing to be here, and I can't wait to see everyone.
And there's a special little person
I can't wait to meet for the first time.
MUTTERS: Oh, push! That would help.
Oh, I can hear someone! Hello?
Oi, oi!
Bloody hell! I was shouting.
I was thinking, "Am I the only one here?"
Nice to see you. Nice to see you.
THEY CHUCKLE Where's the families?
CHEERING
I'll put that over there. How you doing?
Oh, my God! This is it.
The moment I finally get to meet baby Alba.
I can't wait to see her little face.
I got her a present. Aww! James!
Look your little... ALBA CRIES
She hates it, James!
Well, that didn't go as expected.
I'm definitely blaming this octopus, cos there's no way that's me.
Let's have another try.
Hello. Uncle James!
Hello. Wow!
Come here, little baba! Aww!
James!What? You look good holding a baby!
Do I? Doesn't he look good holding a baby?
Do I look like a DILF? Come here. I'll get you.
ALBA CRIES Aww! Bless her.
James has given Alba such a fright. Bless the poor little girl.
It's milk and bedtime for her, I think.
Bye, Alba! Night, everyone!
I think that's the end of Uncle James' duties.
I'm ready to get on it now. But where's everyone else?
# Let's go, honey
# It's gold, our money Keep up, I'm running... #
I'm so excited about seeing Marnie.
That girl is literally like my left arm.
I'm not really looking forward to seeing Charlotte,
especially after the wedding chat, and we've drifted so much,
and the only way to calm my nerves is...
Youse, I feel like I need a drink!
..tequila!
This is like... Oh! Oh!What are you gonna do?
You'll have to use that, Abbie. Howay, Abbie!
Is this a joke?
There's no better feeling in the world than being on holiday,
with your pals, in the sun.
The only thing that we're missing is a drink! I know! I know!
Hola! We're not in Spain, Chlo.
Drinks for the three chicas!
Isn't it mental that we're all here, right,
and then you've got the families that are here, as well?
How is this going to physically work?
Abbie, what you like around the kids?
I am the most awkwardest person around kids.Are you?
Whenever a kid comes near me, I'm like, "What do I say?"
My life revolves around DJing, running my business
and partying with my friends,
and a baby can do none of those things.
So what on Earth am I gonna talk to them about?
I feel like we... there's gonna be a bit of boundaries,
where before, we could just stay up all night.
We could do whatever we wanted.
Yeah, and I wouldn't... We could swear.
I would hate if I was drunk, and I was to wake a baby up.
Oh, God, yeah! That would ruin me full time.
So, come on, then, girls. I want the gossip.
What's going on in the love lives?
I think I'm in a headspace now where I don't think
I wanna be with anyone, I'm not bothered.
But I am single. Yeah. Good girl! Good.I am. I am.
Abbie, come on now. It's your turn. I need to know.
So, I am single,
technically, but there is someone in my life that I do like.
Do you love him or just like him? No, no. It's still very early days.
I love someone after a week, me.
I've been single for so long now.
So it is weird to find someone that I actually like.
I haven't invited him out to Cyprus
because it is still really early days,
and I don't wanna put too much pressure on it.
It's good that everyone's in good places.
Obviously, I'm with Jordan.
This'll probably make us realise whether we want kids yet or not.
Yeah!Cos it might put us off! It'll be a good test, yeah.
I think it will wanna put you off a little bit.
I cannot wait for Jordan to get out here.
I've missed him so much.
Fingers crossed! Next time round, Sophie should be pregnant.
Yes! So good.
We are the new trio. Howay! Come on!
Get us a shot, then!
After what me, Nathan and Marnie spoke about Charlotte,
I'm not gonna lie, I am feeling a little bit awkward,
and it's not like I can go and speak to Abbie or Sophie
because they don't know what's going on.
So instead, I'm just gonna get absolutely mortal.
No. Urgh!
# Cos I got nothing Nothing to lose. #
Remember the chat me, you and Nathan had at the wedding?
You know that I actually went on a night out with Charlotte,
and I told her? CHLOE GASPS
What's going on with you and Chloe?
I feel like there's awkwardness. No, no. You know what Chloe said.
Something about copying? Yeah, but that was years ago.
What the hell's going on? Like, that I just didn't feel supported.
I've always had your back!
Come up and say that to me, instead of talking behind my back.
I literally love you to bits! I just don't understand.
Well, that's why I was confused, cos I was like...
But why are you confused? Youse are the ones slagging us off.
And when he went into the show,
I did nothing but, like, put it all over my social media,
like, clips of him, supporting him, getting everyone to vote for him.