Hiya! Is that James's girlfriend?
I'm nearly his fucking wife, man! THEY CHEER
You all right? Yeah, I'm good.
Here she is, me girlfriend, Leah. I'm so happy to see her!
The more stress I get,
the more anxious I get, the more worried I get,
is gonna really affect me and you trying for a baby.
I'm gonna go home with Jordan.
When you leaving? Tomorrow.
I have heard back from Sam. I've had a message from him.
This is actually happening! What the hell?
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
# If you wanna go wild Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna go wild If you wanna go
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
# If you wanna go wild Everyone's here to party
# Let's party, party Gonna go wild, let's party hard
# We're gonna go wild Get naughty, naughty
# We're gonna go wild Let's party hard
# Gonna go all night, all night All night, all night. #
Are you the new boy? How you doing?
My name's Sam. Nice to meet you. Hi, Sam!
Oh, my God! "Will you be my lass?"
Course I will!
Always gonna be with you, for the rest of my life.
Who the fuck are you speaking to like that?!
You've got two houses. You're gonna go to that one,
and we're never gonna see ourselves again. Do you know why?
Because it's over!
CHLOE SOBS
I can't believe I'm here.
It's been three years since I seen him,
and I do believe I can do it.
But, God, I am so nervous!
Oh, God! You're nervous, aren't you?
It's... It's weird, seeing you.
This is so weird!
Cos I've come here for, like, one thing and one thing only,
is closure.
Like, I'm actually not here to argue.
Like, I've changed massively as a person.
The last thing I wanna do
is literally scream and shout at each other.
I feel like we both want that little bit of closure,
and I feel like now we've got to a point where we can actually...
Both have that. ..have a nice, civil conversation.
Me and Sam, in the past, have never had good communication.
So I do wanna get everything off my chest,
and I don't want it to be a big explosion.
Here, how fit are the birds, like? THEY LAUGH
Your bird, amazing! Your bird, amazing! Your hand, amazing!
THEY LAUGH
The Geordies have been a right laugh,
which is gonna make it harder to break this news to them.
I've got loads of work on at home,
and we've got everything going on with me and Soph as well.
So, unfortunately, I'm going tomorrow.Tomorrow?
So...Does that mean Sophie's going as well?
Soph wants to come with me, yeah. Yeah.
What the fuck is going on?
The Geordie family's dropping like flies.
Youse have all been so welcoming with me. I can't thank youse enough.
I was nervous coming, I ain't gonna lie. You're a big part of her life.
It's like impressing all her fucking brothers!
And we're all big!
What's your intentions with our Soph?
'Jordan is a top lad.'
I'm gutted him and Sophie are leaving,
but I think it's the right thing to do.
Listen, but thank you for my first Geordie experience.
You're all fucking... Cheers to that! Cheers to that!
Come in! Cuddle in! Jump in!
Argh! Come on!
THEY CHANT:Jordan, Jordan!
I can't believe I'm sat in Cyprus in a restaurant that is named after us,
and I'm also sat with my ex-boyfriend, Sam.
I've got a lot of things that I wanna get off my chest,
and I want to literally leave here with the closure that I really need.
We had such an amazing relationship, and I'll always stick by that.
God, you've made me laugh.
We had the most amazing, amazing relationship.
But a lot of me, as a person, was taken away.
I feel like you've still got a piece of me that I need back.
I do feel like I was tret
like an absolute piece of shit on the floor by you.
I'm not saying that I was, like, 100%, like, amazing.
But I just feel like I never tret you the way you tret me.
I'm not saying I wasn't to blame, but do you not think
it was a both... a bit on both sides?
Sam! It wasn't... At all?No, I don't. Sorry.
It's a question.Nah, it's not. It was the way you acted.
I'm absolutely sweating like a lizard.
I feel like I could literally be sick all over the table.
But I've got one shot at this.
I need to literally get everything out
and literally tell him how he's made us feel.
I never got to spoke to you about how I was feeling.
No, no. It was ended abruptly. It was...
Like, yeah, and it wasn't a good ending.
I didn't get to say my final piece about how I was feeling.
Not even about the situation, it was more inside, as a person.
I didn't feel valued. I felt like absolute shit!
Before I met you, I was such a happy, amazing, confident girl.
When we did break up, my self-esteem, my confidence
and everything was just gone.
This is actually a lot more intense than I thought it was gonna be.
'I'm getting absolutely grilled.'
I actually don't know whether I should have come.
I hope you don't think it was just a one-way thing.
Because although, when we did split up, I'll admit...
especially now I've grew older, I went about things the wrong way
as soon as we split up. Mm-hm.
But I would like you to know as well that...
it wasn't just you feeling like that.
Although I portrayed as though I wasn't bothered...
Yeah. I was going out all the time to probably take my mind off things,
to make it a lot easier for me.
So it probably came across like that.
In the golden years, with me and Chloe,
I didn't just love her, we were obsessed with each other.
We done everything together, from working together,
living together, always together.
If I'm honest with you,
all of the back and forth just took its toll on me.
'It was draining!'
And we didn't necessarily get maybe two minutes to ourselves
because we was always doing something,
whether it was PAs together, whether it was...Yeah.
going to events together, award nights.
We were getting press photos together.
Having to smile, arms round each other,
and then the next day, stuff's in the paper,
and you're just like, "Oh, when am I gonna get a break?It was.
With our relationship, it was a very public relationship. So public.
Everyone knew everything, and I do agree,
it did lead to a lot of pressure in our relationship.
Especially at a young age.
I think the pressure of everything and being on top of each other...
Not that it's an excuse,
but if I'm gonna try and make use of why
I sort of was like that towards the end,
that is what I'd probably put it down to.
You don't deserve that.
Especially now I've grew up, and I'm thinking about it.Yeah.
Obviously, I appreciate what you've said.
I would like to own up and say I'm sorry for that, you know,
because you don't deserve to go through that.
I can't believe he said sorry.
Is this even the same Sam?
After all the heartache, all the trauma, this is the final chapter,
and I can finally close the book on our relationship.
I'm so happy that you've said that to us
cos that's what I've wanted in my life.
Did you think I was gonna say that? Well, no. I just thought,
"God, I hope he's not that old, cocky self, Sam Gowland."
I was thinking, "God, please, no!"
Everybody that knows me knows I hardly ever say sorry.
So if I'm saying it, I really mean it.
I just feel absolutely great!
Thank you so much for agreeing to come.No, no.
I do really appreciate it. But I've always said, like, there's a piece
that's been missing to us, and I feel like you've got hold of it,
and that's what I've said cos... Do you want it back?
Yeah!
HE CHUCKLES Thanks!
I feel fucking amazing!
Sam has actually took accountability for all them years that he hurt us.
But I do have one last thing to ask him.
So, my mam's coming out...
To here? To here, yeah.
If you wanted to see her, like, I wouldn't mind cos...
Are you staying a bit longer?
So I think I'm gonna stay till the end of the week.
Erm, so, maybe if you wanted to go for breakfast? Entirely up to you.
Breakfast? With my ex's mum? Is that normal?
Will she be OK with that? Course she would!
I wouldn't wanna make her feel awkward.No...
My mam is literally such a nice, amazing person.
I'd like to do that.
My mam seen her daughter literally at her lowest,
and I do want my mam to be able to see Sam
to explain why he did that, and I feel like,
not just me having closure, my mam needs it as well.
Right, I'm gonna go. Yeah, OK.
I need to get back. Got loads going on at the villa.
But thank you very much, Sam, for meeting with us.No problem.
I really appreciate it. We've had a nice night.
It's good to see you again. You too.
This evening has actually gone a bit better than I thought.
I didn't know whether I was gonna get shouted at,
whether she was gonna throw food at me,
but if anything, I feel like we both have had closure.
Don't forget to pay the bill!
Have we... Has the bill not been paid?No!
Who's... Who's getting it? You, darling!
Is it?
# You got the heart of a champion
# Won't stop till the battle's won
# You got the heart Of a champion... #
Thank you.
Oh? You're drunk! You're drunk! Well...
What the hell is going on? Oh, my God! I can't wait!
I'm not sure why Chloe's smiling.
Is she mortal, or is she about to kick off?
Either way, I'm bracing myself!
You know how good it is, right, to look in your ex's eyes
and see you are devastated that you've lost me, and I know he was.
Good girl!He knows, deep down, he will never get another me!
Never. And he'll never get you back.
And you know how much more I value myself now as a person?
Like, I feel so fucking good!
Did he apologise for anything?
He apologised. What?
I feel so great! Yeah!
Who knew that Sam had it in him to apologise to her?
She deserved it,
and I'm glad that her and Sam have sorted things out
because last thing we need on this trip is more fucking drama!
Thank you, James, as well, for doing that for us. It's all right, man.
I just feel so fucking great! Seeing you like this is worth everything.
Yeah, yeah. Worth everything, man.
You've got exactly what you wanted. I'm happy for you. Yeah.
With my mam being in Cyprus for a couple of days,
I can't thank her enough.
We've actually been able to sleep, shower and just relax.
I feel like we unpacked to move in, like, a day ago.
I'm excited to get home. Yeah, same.
Apart from the argument with Marnie and Chloe,
me and Jordan have had the best time in Cyprus.
But it is time to go home and find out
if rubbing that golden cock is actually gonna work.
I feel great this morning. I didn't expect him to say sorry.
I feel like when you walked in last night,
you could tell you had a new lease of life.
You were just like... I feel great.
I feel like a weight's been lifted off my shoulder, like...
I've seen Chloe and Sam at their worst.
So it's actually nice to see Chloe smiling for a change.
But I know, when her mum, Liz, arrives,
she is gonna have something to say on the whole situation.
How do you think your mam would feel
if she knew that you were meeting up with Sam?
She'd say, "Why would you do that?
"Because, like, you know what he's put you through."
My Mam seen us go through the worst state,
and as a, like, a mother, like, that's just so hard.
I just have to explain to her, what the reasons are, and I'd like...
Personally, I would like my mam to see Sam again
cos I feel like my mam maybe needs a little bit of closure
on why I don't... I got tret so badly.
My mam, Liz, is not the biggest fan of Sam.
She won't be even happy that he's in Cyprus,
never mind that I've met up with him.
Even though I cannot wait to see her, I'm not looking forward
to breaking the Sam news when she gets here.
Anything happen, last night or...?
Do you know what? I think, over the last few days,
and especially last night, I did get, like, a bit upset
because everyone's partner's been here.Yeah.
And I was just kind of walking round the villa.
And I was just thinking, I'm just like...
I feel, like, just a bit like shit.
I have been feeling proper down being surrounded by couples,
and then Sophie telling us she's leaving.
But Chloe is right, my nana and her mam, Liz,
are flying out to join us, and I cannot wait for them to get here.
You never know what's gonna happen.
Right! Let's get our chicken salad!
Right, we're off! You going?
Yeah.
See you back home. Love you, cuz.
I can't believe Sophie and Jordan are leaving,
but when I think about it, it probably is the right time.
There's been so much drama, and nothing much more can go wrong.
Listen, everyone! You know, I'd love to be here till the end...
We're sending out the positive vibes.
Hopefully, next time we see you, you're pregnant!
After rubbing that penis, I've heard a lot of people get pregnant.
So we're gonna go home...
She gave it a fucking good rub and all yesterday, I tell you that!
Sophie and Jordan only checked into the family villa
a couple of days ago, and they're already checking out.
I'm starting to think this family villa might be cursed.
Listen, I can't thank youse all enough.
You all made me feel proper welcome. Know what I mean?
I feel like I've adopted, like a little northern family.
Just slotted straight in, man. It's been class.
But, Jordan, the real question is TOWIE or Geordie?
ALL: Oh!
Oi, oi! I'm sitting on the fence!
THEY EXCLAIM
Am I fuck!
I've had an absolute blinder, but it's TOWIE all the way for me.
You can take the boy out of Essex,
but you can't take the Essex out the boy.
Come on! Let's have a cuddle. Come on. Come on!
When I say Geordie, you say Shore!
Geordie! ALL:Shore!
Whay! Safe travels!
Bye! Love you! See youse later on!
I'm absolutely gutted to be leaving Marnie's honeymoon
because she's family as well.
But I just know out of anyone,
she'll understand why I'm going home.
Come on, Jordan, you do the deeds.
No problem! SHE LAUGHS
The weight of your cases...
Go on, you go and sit in a nice aircon car, darling.I will!
HE GRUNTS Airport, please!
Get me back to Essex, mate!
'Geordie Shore, why aye!'
# I don't care Cos I'm spinning out
# And people stare No don't stop me now... #
You all right, Vic? Good?
Yeah, I'm good. Right, I've got a suggestion. OK.
I think we should get out with the kids.Yes!
One million percent.
I'm literally going stir crazy. Yeah, same!
I've not actually left the villa in a few days now,
and it would be nice to see some of Cyprus
before I actually lose the plot.
So I've got an idea to get the families out the villa.
I think we should go to the marina, get some ice cream.
I know it's a bit of a sugar rush,
but maybe they'll have a sugar rush, and then they'll crash.
I'll do anything. We need it.
I know! Let's do it!
I don't feel very well. I'm just gonna stay.All right.
I'm just gonna have a little nap.
My mam's not feeling very well, so she's gonna stay back and relax
while me and the family villa and my little monkeys
go out for some ice cream.
Have your nap. Have a nice nap. Youse guys just have fun.
Yeah? I love you.
Mwah! Right, OK. I'll see you soon, yeah?
Bye!
Youse two ready?
Why aye! For some wine drinking?
I can't wait to get out of this villa.
There's kids running round everywhere,
and what better way to get to know Jay's Leah
than going wine tasting?
Ooh! Are you clued up on wine or not?
Nah! I'll just... I'm not.
I just like what tastes nice.
Yeah, if you sit down and be a good boy...
ROX CRIES
Sit down, and I'll get you some ice cream, and I'll take... yeah?
Do you wanna pick what one you want?
Marnie, I'm gonna have to get him one now. I'm not a... Right.
Let's get you an ice cream. Yeah, thank you.
Do you want red?
We might be out of the villa, but believe me,
being a parent of two is no easy job,
especially with a toddler.
MARNIE: I'm gonna get that yoghurt. Can I have a taste?
He ain't gonna let you have a taste! You've got no chance!
One taste?
Can I get two of cherry
and, er, a large tub of cheesecake, please?
SHRIEKING:I don't want it!
Why would you do that to him, after that? After saying that?
Cos it was irresistible!
Are you...? Why would you say that, Marnie?
What? He said don't. Just leave it.
HE CRIES
Can I have this one, then? Yeah!
I'll get you another one. He's so spoilt!
You know... I made you!
Mummy doesn't have germs! I made you!
Mummy doesn't have germs.
I knew... I knew he was gonna do it. You grew in my belly!
ROX CRIES
This is because I licked his ice cream!
This is nice! ALL:Ooh!
This is like it, innit?
I've never been wine tasting before, but how hard can it be?
What's there to it? Apart from wine and tasting it?
We'll be tasting some flavours of Cyprus.
And we're starting off with a white wine, and it's called Xynisteri.
Xynisteri is the most grown white grape variety in Cyprus.
I've got a big mouth, can I get a little bit more?
Of course you can.
Thank you! It's really big!
And I've got a big, er... tolerance to alcohol.
I'll have a touch as well.
Can we get some Jay measures? Yeah!
Give me the opportunity to get mortal, and I'll take it!
Us Geordie boys don't do anything by halves!
Cheers to our first date! ALL:Cheers!
Yeah! Oh, that's gorgeous, innit?
Fruity! Fruity white. It's fruity but then a bit smoky.
And citrus. Look at us, we're pros already!
Smoky?
Look how far we've come!
Sophisticated double dates, drinking wine with our partners.
It's a far cry from what me and James used to get up to
back in the day.
THEY CHEER
Always dicking about!
Big nights out on the Toon.
Necking on with any lasses we could.
Oh, how times have changed!
Mmm!
That's my favourite one, you know? This is my favourite.
You're like, "Mmm!" Anything that goes in his mouth,
he goes, "Mmm." Anything?
Yeah! THEY LAUGH
How is the villa this dead? It's just me and you.
This villa is pure dead!
The parents are out riling the kids, the couples are off on dates,
me and Abbie are sat there doing fuck all!
This is definitely a different Geordie holiday, like.
It's so quiet.There's just no-one around. Everyone's out.
Go on! Get the door.
Wait a minute!
Get the duck in!
What the hell is going on out there?Who the hell is that?
Is that a massive pink flamingo joining us?
Wait! That is my mam and Abbie's nana!
Oh, my God! Hang on!
Yeah! What the hell?
Oh, my God! Come here!
The bar! Where is the bar? Where's the bar?
We are here in Cyprus, and we are ready to party!
I think we're gonna cause some mayhem in this villa.
'What more can you want?'
Hiya! Oh!
Now the party is about to start!
Haven't seen you in ages. Good to see you.Are you drunk?
Youse, I can't believe how chaotic just getting bloody ice cream is.
It's mental, isn't it?
I feel like everything's just a mission, isn't it?
How much better is it with our mams being here, though?
Oh, it's so much better.
Getting my mam to fly out to me honeymoon
has been a dream come true, but I'm really missing her today.
I just hope she's feeling better.
How do you feel that, um, about Sophie leaving?
I'm quite shocked cos obviously, it was a honeymoon.
I mean, it's really sad that she's gone,
but if she wanted to go, that's completely up to her.
She's obviously got a lot going on with her fertility.
That might be why she was really stressed out the other night.
But I just feel like it's always been like that.
Like, I feel like as soon as Charlotte left,
I knew the others would follow because that's how it's always been.
And I've... I'm that used to it, it doesn't hurt us any more.
It doesn't affect us. Like, that's just the way it is.
To be honest, I'm over it all now.
I'm just gonna focus on enjoying the rest of our honeymoon.
ROX CRIES
What do you want? My tummy's hurting.
Your tummy's hurting? What's wrong, baby?
He's definitely got that bug. Has he?
Yeah, he's just nearly thrown up. He went, "Urgh," like that.
We're gonna try and not throw up, though, aren't we? Urgh!
No, don't make yourself. Sit down. Sit in your buggy.
Sit in the buggy, please. Do you want the...?
Hold the baby. I just wanna go!
Oh, no! Rox is feeling ill,
and I hope he hasn't caught what Marnie's mum's got.
Either way, it's probably a good time to head back to the villa,
because I'm not feeling right either.
My belly... I feel sick now.
I feel like... is that the placebo effect?
Placebo? I think you're just a bit worried.
Is it just youse two in here? No, no. There's like...
Everyone's partners have come. Yeah.
So it's just been me and Chloe. Everyone's off out on dates.
I feel like we're Billy No-Mates. I know.
No, we've had a good time. But no, we've had each other.
Yeah, yeah. Well, we're here now.
You won't need anybody now.
My nana has always been there for me
since I was a little bairn to the woman that I am today.
She always makes me smile and never fails to brighten my mood.
We're having a big night out tonight, though, lasses.
BOTH:Are we? Where we going?
We're going clubbing! Behave yourself!
Yeah, clubbing. And I want youse to do loads of shots.
I want youse to dance, have a good time.
I don't do shots or owt like that! Yeah, you do! Are you lying?
Yeah, you do! Course you do!
Come on, you need to do a shot! Do you know what?
I think, honestly, youse two coming has really lifted the mood.
Like, this is what we needed.
I'm so happy that my mam is here,
but there's something I'm not quite looking forward to telling her.
Right, so, Mam, I've been, like...
Obviously, Holly and Kyle had their massive fallout,
I've been watching them for a long time,
and I've seen they're good friends and that now.
And I was, like, it's making us think about my ex-boyfriend. Yeah?
And I was, like, thinking,
"God, I wonder if we could ever squish the beef that we had?"
And actually get a proper sorry for how much he made us feel.
Like, how bad he made us feel. Yeah?
So, I don't know how you're gonna feel about this.
I met Sam Gowland last night.
Oh, my God! Oh!
Sam Gowland? Yeah.
I'm absolutely convinced Chloe must have sunstroke out here.
Cos what the hell is she doing meeting her ex, Sam?
It's absolutely bonkers!
So, I met with him. Right?
You're gonna be so proud of us. Uh-huh?
Because I've literally changed so much as a person, like, grew up.
Yeah. So when I was talking to him and stuff, he was...
Mam, you could see it in his eyes, he was so in shock at who I was.
You can tell a lot by someone's eyes,
and I could tell that he regretted what he did to me.
Good! Good! He did! He did!
It doesn't stop there. There's one more thing.Oh, no!
Cos I feel like what... what he put us through,
I feel like it would be good to go for breakfast,
us three, tomorrow. Give your head a shake!
Breakfast? Breakfast.
Who? Me, you and Sam?
I wonder if he wants his eggs fried, scrambled, poached
or over his head?
Basically, I feel like,
cos you do have any questions or anything, like...Yeah.
..understand why he did what he did to us,
and this is your last chance to do it.Yeah.
This is too much to swallow.
I have just turned up with this big, pink bird,
and then this is happening.
'I'm gonna have to really think if I want to see Sam or not.'
As right now, the way I feel, it's a big, fat no!
'Geordie Shore, why aye!'
MUSIC: 'Still Cool' by Jacob Diab
# We know how to move, baby... #
Oh! Oh!
How are ya? All right?
This is me mam! Hello!
Oh, Abbie! Hiya!
We have not had a drink! Yeah, they're on the wine already!
Hiya!Oh! How you doing?
You all right? Who's first? Who's first?
So, we've come in and we've seen the kids
and they're absolutely gorgeous.
It is the Geordie Shore family now. They're dead cute.
Where's Marnie?
Oh, the bairn's been...
The bairn's been sick. Oh!
Rox isn't well, Marnie.
Are you all right, bubba? Go to Mummy. In here.
Oh, Marnie. Marnie?
ROX CRIES
I can't believe this!
First me mam, then Rox and Oax. Who the hell is next?
And why can't me and Casey just enjoy our honeymoon?
I don't wanna be involved in this... in this bug, believe me.
HE BELCHES
My belly's turning! I need to go to the toilet, Marnie.
I'm gonna have to go now.
And now Casey's ill! Are you fucking kidding me?
Can I go, please? Do you wanna go in the room with them both?
All right, inspector!
If Casey's got this bug,
then he needs to leave the toilet spotless clean!
Otherwise he's gonna spread the germs to everyone!
He normally leaves them a mess!
Can I just say something? When you're sick...
I'm not arguing! I'm not arguing!
But let me speak!
But then, when you're sick,
can you be sick in the middle and not around the edge?
Cos you always seem to go all around the edge.
Right! I can't help where me sick comes out when it's projectile!
Can I be honest with you? When you're sick, you cover the bowl.
No, Casey... No, you're winding me up!
Stop trying to defer it! Nah, you're winding me up!
Don't, Marnie. You leave skids and everything! Don't try it!
This stomach bug is making us all really cranky.
I don't wanna be talking about
cleaning toilets on our honeymoon, while the kids are ill,
and I feel like vomiting and shitting everywhere!
'Oh, my God!'
Our honeymoon's a nightmare.
Are you all right?
What a class day, wine tasting.
And I'm so pleased wor birds got on well.
Now for a chilled one in the villa.
Oh! Hey!
Hello! Hello!
SQUEALING
Well, there goes that chilled afternoon!
Nana! Oh!
And your mam as well!
You all right, Nana? Oh, I missed ya!
Are you all right? I'm good.
Obviously, James, you know Nana,
I think sometimes a bit too well. Yeah!
I've had a little bit of a thing with him!
GASPING
I can't believe that Nana's here
and we all know she's got a little soft spot for me,
but I hope she doesn't get too jealous,
now that I've traded her in for a younger model!
Come on! Oh, look at the arse on him!
Get them shots!
Yee-ha!
Just the one? Mwah!
Ooh! Kim, get into that! Go on, then!
Come on! Mwah!
Wey! Come on!
WHOOPING
Leah, sorry, babe! It was before I knew ya!
Well, listen, tonight, we're all going out.
So do youse wanna come out with us? Yeah!
Where we going? Bingo?
We're not going the bingo! Oh!
We're going out for a few little vinos.
Yeah! OK.
Is that all right?
Sounds good. Yeah!
Right on our level, that!
Looks like it's a family night out tonight. I can't wait!
I just hope that Nana, after a few drinks, doesn't try it on with us.
Right! Let's get ready!
WHOOPING
Come on!
So it's been a really nice day today,
but I just feel like everyone is ill.
I know. Erm...
I just had a cup of coffee and the bairn's still being sick downstairs.
Casey feels ill.
Rox, the day, he's spewing everywhere.
Marnie's mam, she's ill. I don't feel the best.
I don't know what is going on with this holiday!
Me mam's flown out to give us a hand,
and I can't even go out cos I feel like shit!
It's like the vomit villa in here, isn't it?
It really is, literally. Hm.
I hope it's just a 24-hour bug
and everyone feels brand new the 'morrow.
Hopefully.
Honestly, cos imagine the last few days and everyone's ill?
Everybody's getting it. I know.
Especially when it's their honeymoon, man.
Like, it's just one thing after another for them. It's shan!
There's no way anyone in the vomit villa
is gonna make it out the night.
Freezing! Are you cold?
Yeah. Freezing. I'm all right, though. I'm all right.
Before we go out, I just wanna check in with the nana
and remind her to be on her best behaviour tonight.
Nana, just try not to get too drunk tonight, cos I know in past times,
we've been out and I'm the one that's babysitting.
I don't wanna be babysitting tonight, OK?Here we go!
I love me nana, but she has got history of being too wild.
ALL CHANT:Drink it, drink it, drink it!
CHEERING
Hello! I love you.
GASPING
She loves a good party, but she has in the past taken it a bit too far.
Don't be necking on with people's boyfriends.
Who the heck does our Abbie think she is, trying to squash my fun?
I know, but I like James. Oh, all right.
I might give him a little... a little bit of a snog,
just to get the night off.
Come on! Hang on!
Come on!Yeah, I'm not going out without this.
Everyone's waiting for us!
They can hang on! Right.
Ready? Let's go!
Listen! I wanna know, out of all of youse, right,
who is gonna get the drunkest tonight?Nana!
Me? Nana.
Let's have a vote! I mean...Right!
Aye, go on! Who says Nana?
Yeah!
Well, I can't let you down, then, can I?
LAUGHING
Whoo! 'Sorry, Abbie.'
That's my permission to get mortal, so just bring it on!
Tonight is amazing!
We've got shots, we've got the tunes,
and we've got Nana and Chloe's mam, Liz.
It's gonna be wild,
and I'm gutted Marnie and Casey are gonna have to miss this one.
There's nothing better I love doing than getting mortal
and having a boogie on down.
But I know me mam better than anyone,
and I know that she is still unsure about me seeing Sam,
and her seeing Sam tomorrow,
and I just wanna know if she's coming or not.
James, he's got a beautiful arse!
Nana, get the shots in!
Youse do do OAP discount here, don't ya?
Don't ya?
I'm really, really, really spitting feathers at the minute,
after what Chloe's told me about meeting with Sam.
She was in a bad place when they broke up,
and I didn't fly over from the Toon to have more drama with Sam.
Yeah.
I know that me mam is still really angry about me seeing Sam,
but I've got me closure and I feel like she deserves closure as well.
I know that she's not Sam's biggest fan, but it will do her good.
Well...
'Geordie Shore, why aye!'
I can see that me mam is absolutely raging, and I'm not gonna lie,
I am a little bit scared to speak to her.
But I need to know whether she's made a decision
to speak to Sam tomorrow.
Ah, fuck! Asking me mam to see Sam was a step too far.
She does not like the idea at all.
Me mam has literally just got here
and now she wants to leave because of the Sam situation.
This whole thing is absolutely fucked!
I didn't expect her to be this angry.
To be honest, the thought of meeting Sam wants to make me
fly straight back to the Toon.
It's seven hours to go home,
and I've got no choice but to go back to the villa.
I've gotta try and make a decision,
whether I want to go and meet them tomorrow.
Right now, I'm still not sure if it's the best thing to do.
I know it's hard as a parent, but if you don't wanna come,
you don't have to. Yeah. OK.
I'm being serious, OK? Right. Listen, have a good think. Mwah!
I will! I'll think, um, and I'll... And if you see him...
..think, when I'm fresh, in the morning...
I'm gutted that me mam's had to leave,
but I hope that she can see the good side to seeing Sam.
But, for now, pass us another drink!
Yeah.
Me and Leah are calling time on tonight.
But we're gonna have to make a swift exit,
before Nana gets too mortal and tries to neck on with us.
See you in a bit. See you in a bit.
'There goes my chance!'
Call yourself a Geordie, James? Give your head a shake!
Rox is ill and now he's in bed, but all the noise has woken up Oax.
Me and Marnie just wanna go back to bed and get some sleep.
SHE SIGHS
I can't believe that the honeymoon has turned into this.
Looking after my kids in a vomit villa,
while all the rest of me mates are out partying on the town.
Me mam might have left cos she was angry,
but I'm not gonna let it ruin my night.
I'm gonna let me hair down and have a belter of a night.
I don't agree with her meeting Sam,
but I do agree with her getting mortal.
So that calls for one thing...
..more shots!
Nana Christine's out of control and I love it!
Surprise, surprise, me nana is mortal
and she's at the spanking Jay with a flip flop stage.
We need to take her home before she gets anything else off!
I think you've had enough shots tonight. I haven't had enough shots!
You have! I've only had five!
Five?! I wanna go back in, though.
No! No, come on. It's time to go home.
These kids can't party!
Why on Earth are we leaving? I can't work that one out.
Come on, Chlo.
Fucking hell!
Tonight has been carnage.
We were wild back in the day,
but I think Nana takes it to the next level!
Abbie makes me like this. She's a... Fuck off!
You do, Abbie! I fucking don't!
Stop swearing in front of your nana! I fucking don't!
I hate you swearing. If you fucking swear once more, I'm gonna kick off!
God!
LAUGHING
Right.
Ooh!
Oh!
Oh, my God! Pizza!
We've not done this in so long.
Finally, we're back home and we've got some food,
and Nana is loving her kebab.
Where's James?
In bed?
He's in bed? Do you wanna go and wake him up?
Yeah! Is there a lass in with him?
I would assume so.
Well, get her down here for a cup of coffee and I'll go see James.
GIGGLING
You go and knock on the door and wake 'em up.
I won't knock on the door, I'll sneak in.
LAUGHING
What is it that you like so much about James? What is it?
He's got a lovely arse!
GIGGLING No, he has.
It's no secret that I am a big fan of James.
I just need to check that he's got back OK.
Shh!
What the fuck is going on here?
Am I having a nightmare or has Abbie's nana
give me some kind of late night booty call?
Argh!
Come here, James. Give Nana a big cuddle.
Move over!
Oh, go on!
Shut up, man! You're all right! I'll keep you well.
I'm usually well up for having two women in my bed,
but I've gotta draw a line at Nana Christine.
I mean, I might pop her hip out!
No, we've gotta go. You've took it too far.
Right, come on! Get up!
Right, come on!
What is Nana like?
She's just gate-crashed James and Leah. I need to get her out, quick!
Get off!
A spooner?
Well, I guess I should be happy she's not forking anyone, at least!
Right.
I can hear all the others from the other villa going to bed,
and I haven't slept a wink.
Both me boys are ill, Casey's ill, and I'm knee deep in vomit!
I know.
Shh! Shh!
Marnie, it's not the villa that's cursed, it's our honeymoon,
and I'm not sure how much more I can take of this.
CRYING
I'm so fucking done! If things don't get better tomorrow,
I'm seriously considering cancelling the honeymoon.
My mam left the club last night
because she didn't like the idea of seeing Sam.
So I would like you to come.
Well, I will put you out of your misery.
We do have something else to say. We've got an announcement. No way!
No way! Oh, my God!
Bye!See youse later! I'll see you back in the Toon!
Toon, Toon, Toon Army!
Me and Charlotte had phys...
had physical fights on numerous occasions.
But this one feels the worst to me.
I've been away for what feels like forever.
Have you been invited to the baby shower, then?
No, I haven't. It's fine.
I can tell you exactly what will happen now.
I'll go there, and Charlotte will wanna have a conversation with me
about what's been said.
Aw! Look at the baby!
I'm feeling this awkwardness between me and Nathan.
I know he's been talking about us behind me back,
I just need to find out the truth.
Like, what the hell's going on?