1 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:14,965 Oh, my gosh, we are back in Geordie Shore.Oh, fuck. 2 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:18,379 Last time round, the whole family got back together. 3 00:00:18,413 --> 00:00:21,586 Let's get everyone together. A big reunion. 4 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:24,310 Reunion? We can't leave one person out. 5 00:00:26,137 --> 00:00:27,482 Oh, sexy! SCREAMING 6 00:00:27,517 --> 00:00:29,586 JAY: 'I wonder who is gonna come back.' 7 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,620 Hi, everyone! Oi! 8 00:00:31,655 --> 00:00:32,724 Look who it is. 9 00:00:32,758 --> 00:00:34,517 Marnie! GIRLS: Whoo! 10 00:00:34,551 --> 00:00:35,793 We're back! 11 00:00:35,931 --> 00:00:38,517 Why are we clapping? She's awful. That's what I don't get. 12 00:00:38,551 --> 00:00:40,275 HOLLY: 'That's my ex.' Fuck, it's Kyle. 13 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:43,172 This is Vicky. Vicky, Holly. You all right? Nice to meet you. 14 00:00:43,206 --> 00:00:45,000 'It's just an awkward situation.' 15 00:00:45,034 --> 00:00:47,103 It's the reunion, baby! 16 00:00:48,655 --> 00:00:50,034 There were break-ups... 17 00:00:50,068 --> 00:00:51,482 I'm not ready to have it with you. 18 00:00:51,517 --> 00:00:53,448 You and Chloe. Yeah, it happened. 19 00:00:53,482 --> 00:00:55,827 Last night, I necked on with her. 'What the fuck?' 20 00:00:55,862 --> 00:00:58,620 It's the end of the friendship. Louise left the house. 21 00:00:58,655 --> 00:00:59,620 There were make-ups... 22 00:00:59,655 --> 00:01:01,620 I've got a kid, you're getting married. 23 00:01:01,655 --> 00:01:03,241 HOLLY: 'It worked out for the best.' 24 00:01:03,275 --> 00:01:05,172 Like, I apologise. Yeah. 25 00:01:05,241 --> 00:01:07,551 We could potentially start afresh. 26 00:01:07,586 --> 00:01:08,517 New additions... 27 00:01:08,551 --> 00:01:10,931 Family's getting bigger, I'm pregnant. 28 00:01:10,965 --> 00:01:13,482 Charlotte's having a baby! WHOOPING 29 00:01:13,517 --> 00:01:15,655 Our Marnie's about to have her C-section. 30 00:01:15,724 --> 00:01:17,793 His name is baby Oax. 31 00:01:17,862 --> 00:01:19,482 He's perfect. 32 00:01:19,551 --> 00:01:20,655 And the first... 33 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,689 ..but not the last... CELEBRANT: You may kiss the bride! 34 00:01:26,724 --> 00:01:29,586 WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE ..Geordie wedding. 35 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:32,034 Because this time, it's someone else's wedding. 36 00:01:36,965 --> 00:01:39,689 I'm finally getting married. NATHAN:'Marnie is a vision.' 37 00:01:39,758 --> 00:01:41,655 'This is gonna be the best day of my life.' 38 00:01:41,689 --> 00:01:45,517 And once hitched, I am jetting off on my dream honeymoon. 39 00:01:45,551 --> 00:01:47,206 'We have arrived!' 40 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:49,724 CHLOE:And all of us Geordies are crashing the honeymoon! 41 00:01:49,758 --> 00:01:50,862 Woo-hoo! 42 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,620 This is probably the biggest villa we've ever stayed in! 43 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,517 Shiver me fucking timbers, 44 00:01:55,551 --> 00:01:58,448 this could be our best adventure ever. 45 00:01:58,482 --> 00:02:00,517 What could possibly go wrong? 46 00:02:00,586 --> 00:02:01,655 CHLOE RETCHES 47 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,172 Are they gone? 48 00:02:04,241 --> 00:02:06,586 We all know that Charlotte always got an opinion on me. 49 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:08,034 KIDS CRY 50 00:02:09,862 --> 00:02:12,793 Please, just grab Chloe and tell her that I love her, 51 00:02:12,827 --> 00:02:16,344 and, honestly, on my behalf, I never thought anything was wrong. 52 00:02:16,379 --> 00:02:18,620 You're talking shit. As soon as I said to you earlier... 53 00:02:18,689 --> 00:02:19,931 You're talking shit. 54 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,241 SHE SOBS 55 00:02:23,241 --> 00:02:24,379 You need to calm down. 56 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,379 So why come on a family vacay, then?! 57 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,034 SHE SOBS 58 00:02:31,310 --> 00:02:33,275 # Everyone's here to party 59 00:02:34,965 --> 00:02:36,827 # Everyone's here to party 60 00:02:38,724 --> 00:02:40,206 # Everyone's here to party 61 00:02:42,448 --> 00:02:45,655 # Everyone's here to party Let's party, party 62 00:02:45,689 --> 00:02:47,931 # Let's party 63 00:02:47,965 --> 00:02:51,034 # Oi, oi Let's party... # 64 00:03:08,724 --> 00:03:09,793 CASEY: Look, "Welcome home." 65 00:03:09,827 --> 00:03:12,034 That's for Mummy, she's gonna be here soon. 66 00:03:13,344 --> 00:03:14,448 You excited to see her? 67 00:03:14,758 --> 00:03:17,517 You can't wait to see her, can you? You gonna give her a big cuddle? 68 00:03:20,344 --> 00:03:22,344 Mummy's here. Are you ready to see her? 69 00:03:22,379 --> 00:03:23,344 ROX:Yeah. 70 00:03:24,793 --> 00:03:26,896 I can't believe I'm back. 71 00:03:26,931 --> 00:03:30,275 'I've been to Colombia for four weeks to film All Star Shore...' 72 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:34,137 I'm Marnie, and I am from the best show in the world, Geordie Shore! 73 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,241 Wey aye! SHE LAUGHS 74 00:03:36,275 --> 00:03:38,517 '..and I had the time of me life.' 75 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,827 It was a once-in-a-lifetime experience, 76 00:03:40,862 --> 00:03:43,827 but I can't explain how happy I am to be back with me family. 77 00:03:44,931 --> 00:03:47,172 Hiya! 78 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:51,103 Are these for me?! CASEY LAUGHS 79 00:03:51,172 --> 00:03:53,206 Oi, give me a cuddle. 80 00:03:54,241 --> 00:03:55,344 Oh, I've missed you. 81 00:03:55,379 --> 00:03:57,275 He's missed you so much, you know, Marnie. 82 00:03:57,310 --> 00:03:58,724 I'm so happy that Marnie's home. 83 00:03:58,758 --> 00:04:02,068 Look, I've missed you. It's so good to have her back. 84 00:04:02,103 --> 00:04:06,517 Oh, my God, you've kept the house lovely and clean! Missed you. 85 00:04:06,551 --> 00:04:08,620 Since the reunion, I've given birth, 86 00:04:08,655 --> 00:04:12,655 and me little boy Oax is now nine month old, and Rox is three. 87 00:04:12,689 --> 00:04:14,413 'But that's not the big news.' 88 00:04:14,448 --> 00:04:18,482 The big news is me and Casey are finally getting married. 89 00:04:18,551 --> 00:04:20,931 'Typical me, I haven't planned this properly, 90 00:04:20,965 --> 00:04:22,827 'and I've still got loads to do.' 91 00:04:37,758 --> 00:04:39,206 I CANNOT wait for today. 92 00:04:39,275 --> 00:04:41,689 Me, Holly and Sophie are getting together 93 00:04:41,758 --> 00:04:44,103 for a PROPER girly chitchat. 94 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:51,413 Last time, I was pregnant, but now, the baby's out! 95 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,896 Alba has brought so much light into me life, 96 00:04:56,931 --> 00:04:59,000 especially with me nana passing away 97 00:04:59,034 --> 00:05:01,758 and me mam still going through cancer treatment. 98 00:05:01,793 --> 00:05:04,482 Like, Alba, she's my life. 99 00:05:04,517 --> 00:05:09,344 Honestly, motherhood is the best thing I've ever experienced. 100 00:05:09,379 --> 00:05:12,620 I don't know whether it's because I wanted it so much. 101 00:05:15,241 --> 00:05:18,482 'Me and my boyfriend Jake are SO in love with her.' 102 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:22,793 Every single minute of the day, I just feel so lucky. 103 00:05:22,827 --> 00:05:25,034 I feel so grateful. 104 00:05:25,068 --> 00:05:29,103 And I look at my little girl, and I think... whoa. 105 00:05:38,068 --> 00:05:43,172 Since the reunion, I'm moving into this next stage in me life. 106 00:05:43,206 --> 00:05:46,551 Yeah, I can't believe I'm saying this right now... 107 00:05:46,586 --> 00:05:49,482 but I have now got a fucking boyfriend. 108 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:55,172 Jordan is on The Only Way Is Essex, 109 00:05:55,206 --> 00:06:00,068 but we get on SO well because we are actually a team together. 110 00:06:04,241 --> 00:06:08,448 I am SO in love, like, I'm SO in love. 111 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:13,103 I could cry cos I'm just so happy. 112 00:06:14,068 --> 00:06:15,344 Oh, gosh. 113 00:06:16,551 --> 00:06:19,103 I just can't believe it's happened to us now. 114 00:06:19,137 --> 00:06:23,275 Like, after all the years of being single, like, I love Jordan so much. 115 00:06:25,034 --> 00:06:29,000 If someone told me, on that reunion, that, in a couple of month time, 116 00:06:29,034 --> 00:06:33,344 I'm gonna find the love of my life and be the happiest I've ever been, 117 00:06:33,379 --> 00:06:35,103 I'd tell them to fuck off. 118 00:06:36,551 --> 00:06:38,379 LAUGHTER 119 00:06:47,965 --> 00:06:51,413 The biggest thing that happened to me since the reunion is this. 120 00:06:51,448 --> 00:06:54,344 That's right, I'm pregnant. 121 00:06:54,379 --> 00:06:56,620 SHE LAUGHS Fuck off. 122 00:06:56,655 --> 00:06:57,827 We're gonna have a baby. 123 00:06:57,862 --> 00:07:00,034 Oh, my God. I'm buzzing. LAUGHTER 124 00:07:01,827 --> 00:07:06,103 The gender reveal was everything I ever could have wished for and more. 125 00:07:08,482 --> 00:07:11,275 'When I walked in, I was just blown away.' 126 00:07:11,344 --> 00:07:13,379 It looked spectacular. 127 00:07:14,827 --> 00:07:16,896 Most importantly, we found out we're having a boy. 128 00:07:16,931 --> 00:07:18,620 CHEERING 129 00:07:21,724 --> 00:07:24,448 I couldn't have wished for anything better. 130 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:32,620 Going into this next chapter is extremely scary, 131 00:07:32,689 --> 00:07:34,413 because I'm stepping into the unknown, 132 00:07:34,448 --> 00:07:37,103 and it's the only thing that you get and you can't send back. 133 00:07:39,965 --> 00:07:45,137 I will tell youse one thing that I am quite happy about. What? 134 00:07:45,172 --> 00:07:47,620 My vagina looks beautiful now. Does it? 135 00:07:47,655 --> 00:07:50,689 When I lost weight, my vagina didn't look as nice, 136 00:07:50,724 --> 00:07:52,379 and now that I've put weight on again, 137 00:07:52,413 --> 00:07:55,137 my vagina looks back to its, like, plump self. 138 00:07:55,172 --> 00:07:56,586 Mine's always plump. Yeah. 139 00:07:56,655 --> 00:07:59,310 Everyone loves a plump vagina. Everyone does. 140 00:07:59,344 --> 00:08:01,482 Why does everyone like a plump vagina? 141 00:08:01,517 --> 00:08:04,206 Cushion for the pushin'. THEY LAUGH 142 00:08:07,724 --> 00:08:09,689 You planned your birth or anything? 143 00:08:09,724 --> 00:08:13,931 Oh, one hundred percent, C-section. It's... It's the only way. 144 00:08:13,965 --> 00:08:16,206 We have been together for six years now, 145 00:08:16,275 --> 00:08:19,862 and Jacob has never, ever, ever heard me pooing and farting, 146 00:08:19,896 --> 00:08:23,586 and there is absolutely no way I'm gonna have my legs up in stirrups 147 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:27,689 trying to push a child out and poo flying out of my bumhole. 148 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:30,137 Let's be honest, you know, we've had surgery, 149 00:08:30,172 --> 00:08:31,689 we get it, do you know what I mean? Yeah. 150 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,206 Right, so, Sophie, I need to know everything, all the goss. Yeah. 151 00:08:36,241 --> 00:08:37,482 Jordan. What's happening? 152 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,000 I'm, like, just so overwhelmed. 153 00:08:40,034 --> 00:08:41,655 I never thought I'd be that girl 154 00:08:41,724 --> 00:08:44,275 where I just wanna be with him all the time. 155 00:08:45,344 --> 00:08:48,172 Aww! Aww, don't cry. 156 00:08:48,206 --> 00:08:49,551 Like, I'm so happy. 157 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:53,758 FINALLY, she met the right man, 158 00:08:53,827 --> 00:08:56,931 and I am creaming my pants. 159 00:08:56,965 --> 00:08:58,620 I still can't believe it. 160 00:08:58,689 --> 00:09:03,000 Because it's so nice to see someone loving you as hard as you love them. 161 00:09:03,068 --> 00:09:04,827 I know, I know. 162 00:09:07,758 --> 00:09:10,310 It feels completely different to any other relationship 163 00:09:10,344 --> 00:09:11,689 that she's been in before. 164 00:09:11,724 --> 00:09:14,137 I genuinely do think that this could be the one. 165 00:09:14,206 --> 00:09:16,172 I said I loved him after, like, three weeks, 166 00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:17,310 I just knew I loved him. 167 00:09:17,482 --> 00:09:21,862 We met, like, old school, and he took me out to Chelsea. 168 00:09:21,896 --> 00:09:25,068 I had a bottle of wine, some grapes, I looked into his eyes, 169 00:09:25,103 --> 00:09:28,275 and I just said to him, "I need to fuck you." 170 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:30,482 And he said, "I need to fuck you, too." 171 00:09:32,034 --> 00:09:33,655 And the rest is history. 172 00:09:33,689 --> 00:09:35,965 Now it's been a couple of month down the line, 173 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,896 and we've went on holidays together, we've spent a lot of time together. 174 00:09:39,965 --> 00:09:43,896 The news is... Right...we have got a house. 175 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:45,241 THEY GASP 176 00:09:46,448 --> 00:09:50,896 I am finally making the big move from Newcastle to Essex, 177 00:09:50,931 --> 00:09:52,931 and I cannot believe it. 178 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,793 Well, how often will you come home? 179 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:57,551 Obviously, I'm always gonna come up to Newcastle. 180 00:09:57,586 --> 00:10:01,103 Essex is fab, it's great, but it's not, like, where my friends live. 181 00:10:02,965 --> 00:10:04,620 I knew these girls would be happy for us, 182 00:10:04,655 --> 00:10:06,724 but it's Abbie that I'm nervous about telling. 183 00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:09,275 I've just gotta get round to doing it soon. 184 00:10:10,551 --> 00:10:12,482 I just want you to get pregnant now. 185 00:10:12,517 --> 00:10:15,586 If it happens, it happens. That's all I'm saying. 186 00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:18,103 'I've gotta get a fucking move on.' 187 00:10:18,137 --> 00:10:21,068 But I need a childless summer 188 00:10:21,103 --> 00:10:24,137 before I have, hopefully, a child winter. 189 00:10:24,172 --> 00:10:25,758 Never say never. 190 00:10:25,827 --> 00:10:28,724 But do you take a pregnancy test at the end of the month? Every time. 191 00:10:28,793 --> 00:10:31,068 Oh, so you're trying! I feel like that means you're trying. 192 00:10:31,103 --> 00:10:32,827 WHOOPING, LAUGHTER 193 00:10:42,724 --> 00:10:45,379 I need to get our rings, I need to get a veil. 194 00:10:45,413 --> 00:10:47,793 Even, like, the vows, I've gotta do my vows. 195 00:10:47,827 --> 00:10:49,172 There's a bridal shop at the top... 196 00:10:49,206 --> 00:10:51,241 I'll just go there and get the veil. Mm. 197 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:54,206 It's dawning on us that I still have SO much to sort out 198 00:10:54,241 --> 00:10:55,862 before our bloody wedding! 199 00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:58,517 And I'm starting to feel like I've left it way too late. 200 00:10:58,551 --> 00:11:00,586 I forgot, I don't know if I told Sophie 201 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,241 that I'm not having any bridesmaids. 202 00:11:02,275 --> 00:11:04,034 You're gonna have to tell her, Marnie, 203 00:11:04,068 --> 00:11:06,103 cos you know what Sophie's like. 204 00:11:06,172 --> 00:11:09,482 I hope she doesn't get, like, angry that Craig's my maid of honour. 205 00:11:10,689 --> 00:11:13,137 Is Craig the maid of honour? Ooh, OK. 206 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:16,137 Me and Sophie have spoke about weddings and bridesmaids 207 00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:17,413 since we were little girls, 208 00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:19,137 so I don't know how she's gonna take this, 209 00:11:19,172 --> 00:11:20,862 and I just don't know how I'm gonna tell her. 210 00:11:20,896 --> 00:11:23,379 She will be a bit funny, or she'll make out it doesn't bother her, 211 00:11:23,413 --> 00:11:25,137 but it probably will. God knows, but... 212 00:11:25,172 --> 00:11:26,448 I hope the dress comes. 213 00:11:26,551 --> 00:11:29,172 Oh, my God, I need to message and make sure the dress is coming. 214 00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:30,862 The thing about me wedding is it is small, 215 00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:32,137 and I can't invite everyone, 216 00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:34,827 but I really wanna celebrate with me Geordie family. 217 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:38,689 I have an idea about our honeymoon, I've JUST gotta get Casey on side. 218 00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:41,896 I was thinking, like, why don't we tie in our honeymoon with, like, 219 00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:44,310 a trip away with everyone? Like, a Geordie holiday... 220 00:11:44,344 --> 00:11:45,896 Yeah. ..with, like, friends and kids. 221 00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:47,862 Yeah, I'd be up for that. Would you be up for that? 222 00:11:47,896 --> 00:11:50,103 But we invite everyone. Yeah, of course, it'd be nice. 223 00:11:50,137 --> 00:11:52,620 I'm gonna just text them, see if they'd be up for it. Yeah, do it. 224 00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:55,275 "Would you be up for a trip away again? 225 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:57,482 "But this time, with the kids. 226 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,758 "Let me know." Send. 227 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,379 ALL:Geordie Shore, wey aye! 228 00:12:14,517 --> 00:12:17,862 # Say it loud 229 00:12:17,896 --> 00:12:20,827 # You take me so far 230 00:12:20,862 --> 00:12:22,137 # Oh 231 00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:25,137 # Say it loud 232 00:12:25,172 --> 00:12:26,931 # You take me so far... # 233 00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:28,655 Did youse all get that text? 234 00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:29,689 Yes, I got the text. Yes! 235 00:12:29,724 --> 00:12:33,275 I'm not gonna lie, I'm excited about the text. 236 00:12:34,517 --> 00:12:40,862 Marnie has came up with the idea that we all go on a holiday. 237 00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:43,586 It's gonna include all partners, 238 00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:48,448 all family, kids, everyone together, including all of us Geordies. 239 00:12:48,482 --> 00:12:50,965 Now that is a fucking honeymoon. 240 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,517 So, Marnie told me two different villas. 241 00:12:53,551 --> 00:12:56,068 You're not in ours, Sophie, sorry. Single, well, not single... 242 00:12:56,103 --> 00:12:57,758 Whose villa am I in? You're in family villa. 243 00:12:57,793 --> 00:13:00,379 Your baby's there technically but just in your belly. 244 00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:02,379 The Geordie 'moon sounds amazing, 245 00:13:02,413 --> 00:13:04,793 but it's really not that long until the baby's here. 246 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,758 It's probably about 11 or 12 weeks. 247 00:13:08,310 --> 00:13:10,517 So I am massively worried that, you know, 248 00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:13,000 you hear all of these stories that people go into labour 249 00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:15,034 at any time during their pregnancy. 250 00:13:17,413 --> 00:13:19,689 I love my daughter to pieces. 251 00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:22,965 The fact I can bring her and just, you know, 252 00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:24,206 sack her off now and then... 253 00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:26,448 You can stay with your dad. ..is just amazing. 254 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:31,241 Does anyone know what the hell's going on with Marnie's wedding? 255 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,724 Cos I don't even know the location. 256 00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:36,000 You know what as well, like, there was a point she mentioned to us, 257 00:13:36,034 --> 00:13:37,827 she was like, "Oh, you're gonna be bridesmaid." 258 00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:42,172 Are you still bridesmaid? I don't know.What? 259 00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:46,379 # Never really into this 260 00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:48,000 # Never really think... # 261 00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:49,551 Surely you're bridesmaid! 262 00:13:51,137 --> 00:13:54,620 I haven't heard from Marnie. There's been no dress fitting. 263 00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:57,275 There's been no talk about bridesmaid dresses, 264 00:13:57,344 --> 00:14:00,931 so I'm a little bit concerned because in typical Marnie style, 265 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,103 I wonder if she's forgot. 266 00:14:02,137 --> 00:14:03,758 I've... Listen, she's me cousin, 267 00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:07,068 I've seen her grow up, and I've seen her whole life unfold. 268 00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:09,827 I would love to be the bridesmaid at her wedding. 269 00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:11,275 You're never gonna get that back. 270 00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:14,689 I mean, that's gonna be a memory, to be bridesmaid at her wedding. 271 00:14:14,724 --> 00:14:15,896 I wanna be fucking bridesmaid. 272 00:14:15,965 --> 00:14:17,655 First thing I'm gonna ask is, 273 00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:20,172 "Marnie, what the hell's going on with my bridesmaid dress?" 274 00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:32,931 # I'm coming home 275 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,862 # Whoo-whoo 276 00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,689 # Whoo-whoo 277 00:14:36,724 --> 00:14:39,000 # Whoo-whoo 278 00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:41,655 # I'm coming home Whoo-whoo 279 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,758 # Whoo-whoo. # 280 00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:45,827 Since the reunion, 281 00:14:45,965 --> 00:14:49,517 me, James, Kyle and Ricci have become a lot closer. 282 00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:51,793 I'm meeting James, and I can't wait to catch up with him. 283 00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:55,000 Buah! What's happening, lad? Hello. 284 00:14:55,034 --> 00:14:56,413 You good? You all right? 285 00:14:56,448 --> 00:14:58,689 What's with the darts? I haven't played this in years. 286 00:14:58,724 --> 00:15:03,000 Wow! I love going to new places, but, James, I know we're OGs, 287 00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:04,827 but I'm not ready for the old man's pub yet. 288 00:15:04,896 --> 00:15:06,344 What's been happening? You been good? 289 00:15:06,379 --> 00:15:08,310 Aye, really good, you? Good and bad. 290 00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:11,172 Obviously, making sure I'm there for my mam. 291 00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:15,689 Going through, like, losing my dad and that.Yeah. 292 00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:17,896 I don't even know how to describe it, really, 293 00:15:17,931 --> 00:15:20,344 it's like... a roller-coaster, innit?Yeah, yeah. 294 00:15:22,103 --> 00:15:24,827 Losing my dad has definitely been the hardest thing 295 00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:26,448 that I've ever had to go through. 296 00:15:26,482 --> 00:15:28,448 I was talking to my dad the day before, 297 00:15:28,482 --> 00:15:30,482 and things were absolutely fine. 298 00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:33,551 Then for the next day to suddenly get a call out of nowhere 299 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:37,137 and be like, "You need to get down to the hospital ASAP." 300 00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:39,241 Like, my heart just dropped, 301 00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:43,551 so I went and sat with him with the rest of my family... 302 00:15:43,586 --> 00:15:48,551 And I sat with them for... two days, just holding his hand, 303 00:15:48,586 --> 00:15:50,689 hoping that he was gonna come back around and... 304 00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:53,241 HE SIGHS 305 00:15:57,586 --> 00:15:59,206 HE SOBS 306 00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:02,620 HE SNIFFLES 307 00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:06,758 And it got to the point where they just said, 308 00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:10,931 "There's nothing we can do any more, so you need to make a decision, 309 00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:13,551 and switch the machine off." So... 310 00:16:14,551 --> 00:16:17,379 ..that's what I done. HE SNIFFLES 311 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:24,310 I just wanna kind of get back to having fun 312 00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:26,068 and get back to normal, do you know what I mean? 313 00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:27,137 Like, I can't... 314 00:16:27,206 --> 00:16:29,896 He would want us to sit around and just like... 315 00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:31,206 be upset and that. 316 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:39,448 I feel like I've went through so many different stages of grief. 317 00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:45,517 But I feel like now I'm at the stage where seeing my friends 318 00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:48,724 and doing stuff, it's good for us. 319 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,965 I've learnt that, like, life is short, 320 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,310 and anything can happen at any moment. 321 00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:57,413 So you just need to make sure that you're enjoying it, 322 00:16:57,448 --> 00:16:59,206 you're living your life to the fullest, 323 00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:01,137 and you're making memories. 324 00:17:01,172 --> 00:17:04,379 I want to get away with everyone, have a good time, and... 325 00:17:05,586 --> 00:17:09,310 Ooh! Is that a bull's...? Ooh. Knocking on the door nearly. 326 00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:18,206 Heard on the grapevine you're, er... 327 00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:20,551 in a relationship? Aye. 328 00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:23,172 I never thought I'd be saying this again... 329 00:17:23,206 --> 00:17:24,655 but I've went and got meself a bird. 330 00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:27,931 It's kind of just happened naturally, 331 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,689 like, nothing's been forced. Yeah, yeah. 332 00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:34,344 Just effortless, like, which is... ideal. 333 00:17:34,379 --> 00:17:35,827 I met Leah... HE EXHALES 334 00:17:35,862 --> 00:17:37,448 It must be about a year ago. 335 00:17:37,482 --> 00:17:40,724 And all we've done is have such a laugh. 336 00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:42,413 Like, I haven't had any death threats, 337 00:17:42,448 --> 00:17:44,827 none of my clothes have been set on fire, 338 00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:46,068 I haven't been swore at. 339 00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:48,586 Yeah, just flows. 340 00:17:48,655 --> 00:17:50,517 I don't want headaches, do you know what I mean? 341 00:17:50,551 --> 00:17:51,482 No, no. 342 00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:52,896 I can't stand a headache, like. 343 00:17:52,931 --> 00:17:55,586 James hasn't had the best of luck with girls in this house. 344 00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:59,275 Hopefully, this relationship goes a little bit better. 345 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:02,275 Do you know what? I'm pretty much in the same boat as you. 346 00:18:02,344 --> 00:18:04,931 # Then you tell me That you love this... # 347 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,793 I was never looking for a girlfriend, 348 00:18:06,827 --> 00:18:09,275 but for me, now is the right time. 349 00:18:09,344 --> 00:18:11,482 I feel like I've met the right person. 350 00:18:11,551 --> 00:18:14,448 So what's... What's your missus' name? 351 00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:16,689 Funny enough, I'm not winding you up. 352 00:18:16,724 --> 00:18:20,172 She's called Leah. THEY LAUGH 353 00:18:20,206 --> 00:18:21,310 Oh, way! She is, yeah. 354 00:18:21,379 --> 00:18:22,724 At least we'll not forget. 355 00:18:22,758 --> 00:18:23,896 THEY LAUGH 356 00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:26,310 Leah, and they'll both... James, James, Leah, Leah. 357 00:18:26,344 --> 00:18:27,517 THEY LAUGH 358 00:18:27,551 --> 00:18:30,241 I think it's just Ricci flying the single flag now. 359 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,758 Still! THEY LAUGH 360 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,620 # They can change 361 00:18:42,758 --> 00:18:45,931 # Their life for just one day 362 00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:48,758 # Looking back 363 00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:56,172 # Cos tonight Will make you right. # 364 00:18:56,241 --> 00:18:58,068 I need you to update us on you. 365 00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,793 New boobs. 366 00:18:59,827 --> 00:19:01,206 New boobs for the summer. 367 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,689 The reunion was so good, but now I'm single, 368 00:19:04,724 --> 00:19:08,275 I've had my boobs done and I am ready to get back on it. 369 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:11,000 I just wanted them a bit more natural, fuller.Soft. 370 00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:13,689 Oh, God! What we put ourselves through! 371 00:19:13,758 --> 00:19:15,793 Can I have a little look? 372 00:19:15,827 --> 00:19:17,758 They're all squished up. 373 00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:21,068 Abbie, they look massive! 374 00:19:21,103 --> 00:19:23,137 Do you think? Yes! 375 00:19:23,206 --> 00:19:25,517 # Ain't no stopping us now. # 376 00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:28,620 Only Sophie would go and prod me new boobs. 377 00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:31,000 I did think about it for a long time, 378 00:19:31,034 --> 00:19:33,413 and even though the recovery has been hard, 379 00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:35,206 I am glad I've had it done. 380 00:19:36,517 --> 00:19:39,379 Thank you very much. You are very welcome. 381 00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:42,206 Listen, I've never been a lesbian, right? And I've never, like, 382 00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:44,413 licked a vagina, but I feel like if I ever did, 383 00:19:44,448 --> 00:19:47,827 I feel like licking that would be what licking a vagina would be like. 384 00:19:47,862 --> 00:19:49,241 Right. Yeah, possibly. 385 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,724 Do you want me to try? Mm-hm. 386 00:19:54,206 --> 00:19:57,172 Do you know what I mean? Sour. 387 00:19:57,206 --> 00:20:02,517 Abbie is my sidekick and I class her as a very close sister to me. 388 00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:07,241 But I'm about to tell her how I'm about to move to Essex, 389 00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:09,827 And I don't know how she's gonna react. 390 00:20:11,689 --> 00:20:14,551 Well, you see, I've met Jordan now I'm really happy. 391 00:20:14,586 --> 00:20:18,241 Things are going so well. Like, really well. 392 00:20:18,275 --> 00:20:20,482 I'm so excited for, like, the next journey I'm on.Yeah. 393 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:23,931 I know this is really hard for you... 394 00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:29,655 What?..but I am actually moving from Newcastle to Essex. 395 00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:31,551 I know. I'm so sorry. 396 00:20:33,586 --> 00:20:35,137 'Sophie is literally my right arm.' 397 00:20:35,206 --> 00:20:36,448 When she moves down south, 398 00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:38,137 I know I'm gonna be lost without her. 399 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,413 Do you not think I'm more suited for Essex? 400 00:20:42,448 --> 00:20:44,000 You're very, like, gobby. 401 00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:46,655 Essex girls aren't usually gobby. Oh, well, fucking thank you [!] 402 00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:48,413 Fucking h... IN ESSEX ACCENT: Sorry, babe. 403 00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:50,413 'Lave' it, babe. What about now, Abbie? 404 00:20:50,448 --> 00:20:52,793 Oh, God.Listen, Abbie. Moving to Essex, innit? 405 00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:56,172 Fackin' lave it. Vajazzle. Oh, no, don't... don't change. 406 00:20:58,448 --> 00:21:01,275 It's, like, a bittersweet thing because I feel like 407 00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:03,965 I'm losing me best friend, but then I'm so happy for you... 408 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,344 Listen, I'm never, ever, ever gonna, like... 409 00:21:06,379 --> 00:21:09,172 My friends come before anyone. Chicks before dicks. 410 00:21:10,206 --> 00:21:11,862 I'm really gonna miss Sophie, 411 00:21:11,931 --> 00:21:14,620 but I feel like this is a fresh start. 412 00:21:14,655 --> 00:21:18,241 I have seen her go through a lot of bad relationships in the past 413 00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:20,344 and I'm just so glad she's finally met someone 414 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,655 that's treating her right. 415 00:21:22,827 --> 00:21:24,137 I will never, ever change us. 416 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,689 Listen, I'm fucking Geordie till I fuckin' die... Yeah. ..love. 417 00:21:26,758 --> 00:21:28,517 Get me a tequila! 418 00:21:35,482 --> 00:21:40,172 # Take me higher Till we touch the clouds 419 00:21:40,206 --> 00:21:43,689 # Scream it louder Let your voice ring out. # 420 00:21:43,724 --> 00:21:45,344 Can I just say, 421 00:21:45,379 --> 00:21:47,620 you did such a good job when I was away. 422 00:21:47,689 --> 00:21:48,827 Oh, no, I appreciate that. 423 00:21:48,862 --> 00:21:50,413 It was hard, though, Marnie. I was... 424 00:21:50,482 --> 00:21:52,862 I was surprised at how put together the house was. 425 00:21:52,931 --> 00:21:54,379 The washing was done. Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 426 00:21:55,827 --> 00:21:57,448 DOORBELL RINGS 427 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,379 Who's that? Are you expecting anyone? 428 00:21:59,413 --> 00:22:00,862 No, I'm not. 429 00:22:00,896 --> 00:22:03,551 Oh, my God! Hello, darling! 430 00:22:03,586 --> 00:22:05,172 Hi! 431 00:22:05,206 --> 00:22:06,413 It's so nice to see Craig. 432 00:22:06,448 --> 00:22:08,655 He literally helps us with everything in life. 433 00:22:08,689 --> 00:22:09,793 And he's my maid of honour. 434 00:22:10,172 --> 00:22:12,758 Thank God he's been doing all of the wedding prep while I've been away. 435 00:22:12,827 --> 00:22:15,103 Right, Marns... Yeah. 436 00:22:15,137 --> 00:22:17,310 ..Colombia. Oh, my God. It was amazing! 437 00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:18,724 What was Chantelle like? 438 00:22:18,758 --> 00:22:22,482 Because you two didn't get on in Geordie Shore.Yeah. 439 00:22:22,517 --> 00:22:25,689 I wasn't the only Geordie on All Star Shore... 440 00:22:25,758 --> 00:22:28,034 because Chantelle was there. Yes. 441 00:22:28,068 --> 00:22:31,103 Chantelle and we got on. I know. 442 00:22:31,137 --> 00:22:33,793 Hell must have frozen over, and pigs must be flying. 443 00:22:33,827 --> 00:22:38,586 But I seen such a different side to her and she said that was her. 444 00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:41,137 She was like, "I could never be myself in Geordie Shore 445 00:22:41,172 --> 00:22:42,241 "This is how I am." 446 00:22:42,344 --> 00:22:45,068 OK.But remember, she did come into Geordie Shore 447 00:22:45,103 --> 00:22:47,344 and get Aaron's name tattooed on her. 448 00:22:47,413 --> 00:22:50,172 Did she?! That was why we fell out! 449 00:22:52,551 --> 00:22:55,620 When I first met Chantelle, you could cut the tension with a knife. 450 00:22:55,655 --> 00:22:57,413 Marnie! You haven't met Chantelle. 451 00:22:57,482 --> 00:22:59,827 Chantelle, Marnie. Marnie, Chantelle. 452 00:22:59,862 --> 00:23:01,482 Are you all right? Yeah, yeah. 453 00:23:01,517 --> 00:23:05,655 Got long dark hair, big brown eyes. Who's she trying to be? Me? 454 00:23:05,724 --> 00:23:08,827 We never really got on, but it was mostly because of the boys. 455 00:23:08,862 --> 00:23:10,448 We should get a matching tattoo. 456 00:23:10,482 --> 00:23:12,551 You get my name and I'll get yours. Right? 457 00:23:15,931 --> 00:23:17,137 I bet you come in two seconds. 458 00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:23,137 YELLING: He will never be with you! He will NEVER, EVER be with you! 459 00:23:23,172 --> 00:23:24,896 You're a victim! Whey aye, Marnie. 460 00:23:24,931 --> 00:23:27,827 Is that why Aaron's got MY name tattooed on his wrist. 461 00:23:27,862 --> 00:23:29,655 Put that in your pipe and smoke it! 462 00:23:29,724 --> 00:23:31,034 Things were so bad between us 463 00:23:31,068 --> 00:23:33,172 that I never thought we'd be able to get past it. 464 00:23:33,241 --> 00:23:35,551 We're back! LAUGHTER 465 00:23:35,586 --> 00:23:36,689 ALL CHEER 466 00:23:37,068 --> 00:23:39,793 Why are we clapping? She's awful! I know! That's what I don't get! 467 00:23:39,827 --> 00:23:42,793 But after spending so much time together in Colombia, 468 00:23:42,827 --> 00:23:44,310 we became so close. 469 00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:47,034 So close, that I invited her to my wedding! 470 00:23:47,068 --> 00:23:48,517 And on the Geordie 'moon! 471 00:23:51,137 --> 00:23:53,413 So, how's the wedding planning going? 472 00:23:53,448 --> 00:23:55,034 I've been really anxious about this. 473 00:23:55,068 --> 00:23:59,137 Right, it's good. Let's talk through what is done and what isn't. 474 00:23:59,172 --> 00:24:01,827 DJ, paid for. Photographer sorted. 475 00:24:01,896 --> 00:24:03,413 Mm-hm. Dress is here. 476 00:24:03,448 --> 00:24:06,068 I'm not gonna fit in that. I genuinely am worried. 477 00:24:06,103 --> 00:24:07,896 I must have gained, like, 478 00:24:07,965 --> 00:24:10,896 half a stone in tequila while I've been away. 479 00:24:10,931 --> 00:24:13,655 Also, you are bloated cos you haven't had a shit for about... 480 00:24:13,689 --> 00:24:14,862 A week. ..four days now. 481 00:24:14,896 --> 00:24:16,206 LAUGHING: No, a week. About a week. 482 00:24:16,241 --> 00:24:17,551 So that's... difficult. 483 00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:19,724 I'm so thankful that I've got Craig. 484 00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:22,241 This wedding wouldn't be happening right now it wasn't for him. 485 00:24:22,275 --> 00:24:26,827 I feel like I'm just having the most poshest, like, out-there wedding... 486 00:24:26,862 --> 00:24:29,172 PHONE RINGS Oh.Oh! 487 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,620 It's Chloe! 'Welcome back!' 488 00:24:32,689 --> 00:24:35,413 What the hell is that?! 489 00:24:35,482 --> 00:24:38,068 Right, listen, I haven't seen you in for ever. 490 00:24:38,103 --> 00:24:40,586 Obviously I missed my Geordie family when I was away. 491 00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:43,689 But I think out of everyone, I probably missed Chloe the most. 492 00:24:43,758 --> 00:24:45,344 I absolutely love her. 493 00:24:45,413 --> 00:24:47,793 You've come back from filming, we got so much to look forward to. 494 00:24:47,827 --> 00:24:50,482 We're going away. Wedding. Are you having bridesmaids? 495 00:24:50,551 --> 00:24:52,862 No! Chloe, can I be honest with you, though? 496 00:24:52,896 --> 00:24:54,482 You know that if I had bridesmaids, 497 00:24:54,551 --> 00:24:56,965 you do know that you'd be bridesmaid over Sophie 498 00:24:57,034 --> 00:24:58,310 and I feel really bad saying it. 499 00:24:59,586 --> 00:25:02,206 Chloe doesn't seem to be bothered about the bridesmaids thing, 500 00:25:02,275 --> 00:25:04,344 so I don't know why I'm worried about telling Sophie. 501 00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:06,206 Maybe it's because me and Sophie aren't as close 502 00:25:06,241 --> 00:25:07,517 as what we used to be. 503 00:25:08,586 --> 00:25:11,206 Sophie would pick Charlotte. Sophie would pick Charlotte over me. 504 00:25:11,241 --> 00:25:13,034 One million... One million per cent. 505 00:25:13,068 --> 00:25:15,586 I actually think Sophie would rather see Alba than Rox. 506 00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:17,586 Yeah. 100%. Yeah. 507 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:20,724 All right, we're just being honest now. 508 00:25:20,758 --> 00:25:24,551 Honest or not, I feel like the pressure is on me to tell Sophie 509 00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:28,137 because I love Chloe, but she has a habit of putting her foot in it, 510 00:25:28,172 --> 00:25:30,655 and I don't want Sophie finding out from anyone but me. 511 00:25:30,689 --> 00:25:33,137 I think it's only right that it comes from my mouth. 512 00:25:33,172 --> 00:25:35,586 OK, I'll see you at the wedding, OK? I love you. 513 00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:36,689 Mwah! 'Bye!' 514 00:25:36,724 --> 00:25:38,068 Bye, bye, bye, bye. 515 00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:40,655 I do think Sophie's gonna be quite hurt, you know. 516 00:25:40,689 --> 00:25:42,586 Sophie would not have me as bridesmaid. 517 00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:45,379 No, I agree. I-I-I agree. She would have Charlotte. 518 00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:47,517 You win some, you lose some in life. Sorry. 519 00:26:01,344 --> 00:26:03,068 # By the way 520 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:05,172 # By the way By, by 521 00:26:05,206 --> 00:26:06,896 # By the way 522 00:26:06,931 --> 00:26:08,724 # By the way By, by... # 523 00:26:08,758 --> 00:26:10,448 Here we go again. 524 00:26:10,517 --> 00:26:13,931 Last time round, I was in such a bad headspace with losing my dad. 525 00:26:13,965 --> 00:26:15,310 That's why I left early. 526 00:26:15,344 --> 00:26:17,068 It was definitely the right thing for me. 527 00:26:17,137 --> 00:26:19,068 I went home. I spent time with my family 528 00:26:19,137 --> 00:26:21,379 and actually, like, grieved by meself. 529 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:24,896 # By the way # By the way. # 530 00:26:24,965 --> 00:26:27,000 Chloe is a true, great friend 531 00:26:27,034 --> 00:26:30,551 and I'm looking forward to seeing her and getting all the gossip. 532 00:26:31,896 --> 00:26:34,862 The biggest thing that's changed for me since the reunion is 533 00:26:34,896 --> 00:26:37,620 I have started dating someone. 534 00:26:37,655 --> 00:26:42,137 Yes, he's a real-life boy with a pulse! 535 00:26:45,379 --> 00:26:46,965 So, how have you been? I've been good. 536 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,517 You know, Nathan? These last six months 537 00:26:48,551 --> 00:26:51,137 I've really, really worked meself, physically, mentally. 538 00:26:51,172 --> 00:26:52,379 What about you? How are you? 539 00:26:52,413 --> 00:26:54,482 Looking very gorgeous, by the way, gorgeous. 540 00:26:54,517 --> 00:26:57,000 Well, I'm seeing someone at the minute. 541 00:26:57,034 --> 00:26:59,172 # You, you're taken. # 542 00:26:59,206 --> 00:27:01,172 We met through social media, 543 00:27:01,206 --> 00:27:04,310 because whatever Nathan wants, Nathan gets. 544 00:27:04,379 --> 00:27:06,965 And by God, did I certainly get it! 545 00:27:07,034 --> 00:27:08,793 I'm not rushing into anything... Mm-hm. 546 00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:10,862 ..cos every time I've rushed into something, 547 00:27:10,896 --> 00:27:12,000 it's crashed and burned 548 00:27:12,034 --> 00:27:13,724 and the only person that's got hurt was me. 549 00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:15,586 Of course I'm happy for Nathan, 550 00:27:15,620 --> 00:27:17,448 but that is another person coupled up. 551 00:27:17,517 --> 00:27:20,379 I feel like everyone around us is having babies, getting married, 552 00:27:20,413 --> 00:27:23,034 getting new relationships, and I'm just here alone. 553 00:27:24,172 --> 00:27:26,413 Can you believe that Marnie is getting married! 554 00:27:26,482 --> 00:27:28,206 Well, I'm looking forward to this wedding, 555 00:27:28,241 --> 00:27:29,655 but it's Marnie's 'moon... I know. 556 00:27:29,724 --> 00:27:32,137 ..that's the next holiday everyone's gonna be going on. 557 00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:34,137 It's gonna be an amazing thing, right? 558 00:27:34,172 --> 00:27:35,862 Like... Like...? 559 00:27:35,896 --> 00:27:37,758 Well, you don't look very happy! 560 00:27:40,172 --> 00:27:42,827 The truth is I would love to go to Marnie's 'moon, 561 00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:45,724 but I've been given the biggest opportunity of my career. 562 00:27:45,793 --> 00:27:48,137 I'm going to do I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! 563 00:27:48,172 --> 00:27:50,689 'And I'm really, really proud of myself.' 564 00:27:50,724 --> 00:27:52,689 But one of the main reasons I'm doing this 565 00:27:52,724 --> 00:27:54,586 is to raise awareness for breast cancer 566 00:27:54,655 --> 00:27:57,034 because my auntie's just recently been diagnosed. 567 00:27:59,517 --> 00:28:01,793 I'm not being funny, if I was getting married, 568 00:28:01,827 --> 00:28:04,137 the last people I'd invite on my honeymoon would be you lot. 569 00:28:04,172 --> 00:28:05,965 You horrible bitch! 570 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,103 # We'll be the talk of the town. # 571 00:28:09,172 --> 00:28:10,551 I told all the Geordies recently 572 00:28:10,586 --> 00:28:13,586 about me going to do I'm A Celebrity Australia 573 00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:16,413 and the one person I was so excited to tell was Charlotte 574 00:28:16,448 --> 00:28:17,965 because she's done this before. 575 00:28:18,034 --> 00:28:20,034 However, when I did tell her, 576 00:28:20,068 --> 00:28:24,034 it was almost like she didn't care, cos she didn't really follow it up. 577 00:28:24,068 --> 00:28:26,862 Now, I pride myself on being there through all my friends' endeavours 578 00:28:26,896 --> 00:28:28,344 and I always hype them up. 579 00:28:28,379 --> 00:28:30,310 And the fact that's not been reciprocated 580 00:28:30,344 --> 00:28:31,689 has really hurt my feelings, 581 00:28:31,724 --> 00:28:33,586 and my feelings are very valid to me. 582 00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:38,172 It upsets me because I'm just, like, I make so much effort. 583 00:28:38,206 --> 00:28:41,241 Sometimes I do actually feel like she doesn't think I'm a friend. 584 00:28:44,241 --> 00:28:46,827 I feel a little bit the same because, like, me and Charlotte 585 00:28:46,862 --> 00:28:49,000 and you, we used to all be like that. 586 00:28:49,034 --> 00:28:51,551 Maybes me and Charlotte aren't as close as I thought we were 587 00:28:51,586 --> 00:28:54,000 and, to be honest, I'm starting to question our friendship. 588 00:28:54,068 --> 00:28:55,655 I do think sometimes, Sophie and Charlotte 589 00:28:55,689 --> 00:28:57,517 class themselves as better than us 590 00:28:57,551 --> 00:29:00,103 because they started the journey It's a bit of a clique. 591 00:29:04,896 --> 00:29:09,310 # You took me by surprise There's magic in your eyes 592 00:29:09,344 --> 00:29:11,482 # You didn't even try 593 00:29:12,758 --> 00:29:15,344 # Like walking on a cloud. # 594 00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:17,344 Hi! Good morning. 595 00:29:17,379 --> 00:29:19,379 How are you? I'm good, thank you. 596 00:29:19,413 --> 00:29:21,448 Mine and Casey's wedding is around the corner 597 00:29:21,482 --> 00:29:25,379 and we've still got so much to do, including buying the rings. 598 00:29:25,413 --> 00:29:28,241 I'm trying to keep a level head, but I am starting to get stressed. 599 00:29:30,517 --> 00:29:35,172 The ring, for me, is, like, it's my, like, it's my stamp on you. 600 00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:36,655 Oh, what, like your mark? 601 00:29:36,724 --> 00:29:38,517 Yeah. CASEY LAUGHS 602 00:29:38,551 --> 00:29:41,517 You know, it's to warn any bitch off.Oh, wow! 603 00:29:43,034 --> 00:29:44,862 And that you're mine. Forever trapped. 604 00:29:44,896 --> 00:29:46,275 THEY LAUGH Trapped, you know! 605 00:29:46,310 --> 00:29:48,862 I like it, I like it. Yeah, I like it. I'm sold, I'm sold. 606 00:29:48,896 --> 00:29:52,482 Wow! I'm relieved Marnie's found some rings that she likes so quick. 607 00:29:52,551 --> 00:29:54,655 Otherwise, it wouldn't have been bridezilla, 608 00:29:54,724 --> 00:29:56,689 it would've been Marnzilla in that shop. 609 00:29:56,724 --> 00:29:59,448 I can't wait... Like, it's... Actually thinkin'... 610 00:29:59,482 --> 00:30:02,000 You are literally gonna be mine. You're gonna be my wife. 611 00:30:02,034 --> 00:30:03,965 I'm gonna literally, like... I can't believe it! 612 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,931 Yeah, I know. Isn't that mental? 613 00:30:05,965 --> 00:30:07,551 I know. It's mad. Are you excited? Yeah. 614 00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:09,620 You're gonna be my husband. I know. 615 00:30:09,655 --> 00:30:12,034 Bye. Bye-bye.Bye. 616 00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:16,689 # Secrets we keep 617 00:30:16,724 --> 00:30:20,517 # Locked up inside of me 618 00:30:20,551 --> 00:30:24,344 # I can't contain myself Any more... # 619 00:30:26,862 --> 00:30:29,275 Hello! Hello, mate!How's it gan? 620 00:30:29,310 --> 00:30:31,551 Good, mate. How are you? Good to see you, good to see you. 621 00:30:31,586 --> 00:30:33,103 Nice to see you. 622 00:30:33,137 --> 00:30:35,103 I'm glad to be back in the Geordie family, 623 00:30:35,137 --> 00:30:37,758 but I'm bit nervous about going away with them. 624 00:30:37,827 --> 00:30:40,862 I think there's a few things I need to speak to James about, 625 00:30:40,896 --> 00:30:43,103 because we know how these holidays can go down. 626 00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:47,310 KYLE EXHALES What's been going on? How's life? 627 00:30:47,344 --> 00:30:49,413 It's good. I'm loved up. 628 00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:51,689 I've seen everything on social media, James! 629 00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:53,241 I'm just happy for you, mate. 630 00:30:53,275 --> 00:30:55,413 Do you know what I'm looking forward to most? 631 00:30:55,448 --> 00:30:59,620 Like, how well I know Leah's going to get on with the girls... 632 00:30:59,655 --> 00:31:02,586 Yeah...and how well she's gonna get on with your missus. 633 00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:04,724 Them two are just gonna get on like a house on fire. 634 00:31:04,793 --> 00:31:06,103 They are, aye. 635 00:31:07,827 --> 00:31:11,344 I've only ever met your lass briefly and just said hello and that. 636 00:31:11,379 --> 00:31:13,620 Yeah.But then, obviously, I'll get to know her properly, 637 00:31:13,689 --> 00:31:16,793 and I get to meet your little boy, cos I haven't met him. I know. 638 00:31:16,827 --> 00:31:20,758 We're gonna be living in a house with my ex and her husband. 639 00:31:20,827 --> 00:31:22,000 Wow. 640 00:31:23,379 --> 00:31:26,000 I know. It's mad when you think about things like that. 641 00:31:26,034 --> 00:31:28,620 It's, like, quite normal to us now, but when you think about that, 642 00:31:28,655 --> 00:31:30,689 it would never normally happen in life, would it? 643 00:31:30,758 --> 00:31:33,241 I was thinking the day, man, could you ever see me and Holly 644 00:31:33,275 --> 00:31:37,068 having her husband there, my partner and my little boy, 645 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:38,724 and we're all, just like, there. 646 00:31:38,758 --> 00:31:41,241 Holly's pregnant, and we're just standing round each other, 647 00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:43,689 and we're all just like, "This is normal." 648 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,586 It's either gonna be amazing, or it's gonna be a catastrophe. 649 00:31:47,620 --> 00:31:49,517 It's gonna be a nightmare. Yeah. 650 00:31:51,137 --> 00:31:53,482 It's nice to be invited on the family holiday, 651 00:31:53,517 --> 00:31:55,413 but I'm gonna have to give it some thought. 652 00:31:55,448 --> 00:31:58,620 I mean, do I really wanna bring my girlfriend and my son away 653 00:31:58,655 --> 00:32:01,517 with all of them radgies and my ex-girlfriend? 654 00:32:03,206 --> 00:32:04,896 I haven't met anyone's kids, really. 655 00:32:04,931 --> 00:32:07,448 I think I'm a bit scared. KYLE LAUGHS 656 00:32:07,517 --> 00:32:10,034 In case you end up with one? Yeah! 657 00:32:10,068 --> 00:32:11,793 Aye.There's been a lot going on, though. 658 00:32:11,827 --> 00:32:14,000 Obviously, I got invited to the gender reveal by Holly, 659 00:32:14,034 --> 00:32:15,586 but you didn't. 660 00:32:18,034 --> 00:32:20,620 It's amazing just how far me and Kyle have come 661 00:32:20,655 --> 00:32:22,586 since entering the Geordie Shore house. 662 00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:26,620 But one thing that hasn't changed is how easy it is to wind Kyle up. 663 00:32:30,793 --> 00:32:32,034 That cut deep! 664 00:32:34,034 --> 00:32:36,655 # Hit me with a time and place No time to waste 665 00:32:36,724 --> 00:32:38,344 # Cos I really need to get away... # 666 00:32:38,379 --> 00:32:40,586 RICARDO SQUEALS, SHE LAUGHS 667 00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:43,068 Quick, quick, quick! Get in, get in, get in. 668 00:32:43,103 --> 00:32:44,827 Ooh! This way. 669 00:32:44,862 --> 00:32:47,344 I'm a single mam to my little boy, Ricardo, who's four, 670 00:32:47,413 --> 00:32:49,758 and he literally is glued to my hip. 671 00:32:49,793 --> 00:32:54,034 But my mam helped out so I can go to Colombia and do All Star Shore. 672 00:32:54,068 --> 00:32:56,827 Hello! How are you? Are you all right, darling? 673 00:32:56,862 --> 00:32:59,206 Oh, God. I feel rotten today. Why? 674 00:32:59,241 --> 00:33:01,551 Hello, darling. Can I have a little fist bump? 675 00:33:01,586 --> 00:33:04,862 Give her a fist bump, look. Yay!Whoa! 676 00:33:04,896 --> 00:33:06,241 Chantelle, you look really good. 677 00:33:06,275 --> 00:33:08,586 So good that you're back. Are you happy? 678 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,586 Erm, oh, no, I'm buzzing. I'm glad I'm back. 679 00:33:10,620 --> 00:33:12,793 I'm glad that I've been given the opportunity. 680 00:33:12,827 --> 00:33:16,689 Colombia was unreal. I had the best time with Marnie. 681 00:33:16,758 --> 00:33:19,689 Do you know what? Let bygones be bygones. 682 00:33:19,724 --> 00:33:22,448 Howay, man. I'm bloody 33 now! We're adults now! 683 00:33:22,517 --> 00:33:24,724 I'm not as much of an adult, but I have grew up a little bit. 684 00:33:24,793 --> 00:33:26,793 I feel like everyone's growing, and I'm not. 685 00:33:26,827 --> 00:33:29,482 No, you're definitely growing. You're growing your bank balance. 686 00:33:29,517 --> 00:33:31,275 That's all you need to worry about. Oh, yeah. 687 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:32,620 Not blowing your bank balance. 688 00:33:32,862 --> 00:33:36,758 Now that me and Marnie are friends, I cannot wait to go to her wedding 689 00:33:36,793 --> 00:33:39,586 and see how it all plays out at the Geordie 'moon, 690 00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:43,344 especially me being a single parent and all that. 691 00:33:43,413 --> 00:33:46,034 Do you wanna go on holiday with these bunch of radgies? 692 00:33:46,068 --> 00:33:47,724 Eh? Yeah! 693 00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:49,034 Do you? Whoo! 694 00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:50,448 Tell her where you're going. 695 00:33:50,482 --> 00:33:52,793 I'm going on "hairplane". Hairplane! 696 00:33:52,862 --> 00:33:54,620 Who are you going with? Your mam? 697 00:33:54,655 --> 00:33:57,379 Can I come?Yeah. Yeah? Woohoo! 698 00:33:57,413 --> 00:34:00,724 The Geordie 'moon is gonna be absolutely next level. 699 00:34:00,758 --> 00:34:03,000 I can't wait to get drunk, roll around on the sand 700 00:34:03,068 --> 00:34:04,413 and cool off in the sea. 701 00:34:04,482 --> 00:34:07,379 Can you swim or not? Yeah.Can you? I can't. 702 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:10,310 I need armbands, don't tell anyone. It's embarrassing. 703 00:34:13,965 --> 00:34:16,068 # The life 704 00:34:18,172 --> 00:34:21,482 # Come to life, come to life... # 705 00:34:21,517 --> 00:34:23,655 Hello! Aw! 706 00:34:27,655 --> 00:34:30,103 I'm in my cardi, but I spilt some curry on it. 707 00:34:30,137 --> 00:34:31,724 Oh, I look awful, Charlotte, awful. 708 00:34:31,758 --> 00:34:35,103 I can't say I ever put much into my appearance before I had Alba, 709 00:34:35,137 --> 00:34:36,862 but now I've got a baby, 710 00:34:36,896 --> 00:34:39,689 at least I've got an excuse for looking like crap. 711 00:34:39,724 --> 00:34:42,034 How are you? How's things? I'm good. 712 00:34:42,103 --> 00:34:45,931 Honestly, this is one of the most stressed I've ever, ever been. 713 00:34:45,965 --> 00:34:47,793 Really? 714 00:34:47,827 --> 00:34:50,448 Moving in with the boy. I've never lived with a boy. You have. 715 00:34:50,482 --> 00:34:52,620 You've never lived with a boy? Never lived with a boy. 716 00:34:52,655 --> 00:34:55,758 Hold on, you've never lived with one boy? Never. Never, ever. 717 00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:59,517 This is the biggest step I've took in a relationship, 718 00:34:59,551 --> 00:35:03,586 and although I am so excited to move in with Jordan, 719 00:35:03,620 --> 00:35:06,655 obviously, there's a part of us that's gonna be a little bit scared. 720 00:35:08,448 --> 00:35:10,793 This is a big, big test. Yes. 721 00:35:10,862 --> 00:35:13,034 When you're in the same house, you're gonna have to... 722 00:35:13,068 --> 00:35:14,620 What, poo? 723 00:35:14,689 --> 00:35:17,310 In front of each other. I've started to do it a little bit. 724 00:35:17,379 --> 00:35:19,862 Oh, right. Thank God for that. But the door has to be closed. 725 00:35:19,931 --> 00:35:21,379 You know what mine are like. 726 00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:23,931 If he can live with me after the smell of my bumhole, 727 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,448 I'm sure he could marry us one day. 728 00:35:26,482 --> 00:35:27,655 Right, anyways, 729 00:35:27,931 --> 00:35:30,482 I don't know yet about being bridesmaid for Marnie's wedding. 730 00:35:30,517 --> 00:35:33,000 You still haven't asked? I still don't know. 731 00:35:34,068 --> 00:35:35,931 I don't really know what's going on, 732 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:40,241 and I would love to be a bridesmaid at Marnie's wedding. 733 00:35:40,275 --> 00:35:43,655 But if I'm not, then I'm not just gonna rock up in my trackies, am I? 734 00:35:43,689 --> 00:35:46,586 Obviously, I wanna look stunning. 735 00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:49,275 Still don't know anything. Surely, you just ask the question? 736 00:35:49,310 --> 00:35:51,206 No, this is why I thought, "I've got to come here. 737 00:35:51,241 --> 00:35:52,413 "We've got to find a dress." 738 00:35:52,620 --> 00:35:55,620 I can't get my head around the fact that Sophie is Marnie's cousin, 739 00:35:55,655 --> 00:35:58,896 and she's not asked her to be bridesmaid. 740 00:35:58,931 --> 00:36:01,000 Sophie thinks they're more like sisters. 741 00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:02,896 Maybe they're not as close as she thinks. 742 00:36:02,965 --> 00:36:04,000 You know what? 743 00:36:04,517 --> 00:36:08,241 There was one point where she did say that I would be the bridesmaid, 744 00:36:08,275 --> 00:36:10,724 cos there was a couple of girls she was gonna ask. I don't know. 745 00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:13,000 I mean, that's all we've ever talked about, 746 00:36:13,034 --> 00:36:14,689 is having bridesmaids and stuff, isn't it? 747 00:36:16,379 --> 00:36:19,241 I can see that Sophie's upset, because Marnie hasn't asked her, 748 00:36:19,275 --> 00:36:21,137 but now it's more than that. 749 00:36:21,172 --> 00:36:22,862 It's about the fact she hasn't told her 750 00:36:22,896 --> 00:36:24,241 whether it's one way or the other. 751 00:36:25,448 --> 00:36:27,586 # Under your 752 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:31,241 # Ooh 753 00:36:31,275 --> 00:36:34,655 # Under your spell... # 754 00:36:34,689 --> 00:36:36,413 Geordie Shore, wey aye! 755 00:36:55,103 --> 00:36:57,206 MARNIE: Oh, my God. How exciting. CASEY: Here we are. 756 00:36:57,241 --> 00:36:59,344 Hi! How are you? You good? 757 00:36:59,379 --> 00:37:01,896 I'm good, thank you. We're very excited. 758 00:37:01,931 --> 00:37:04,206 We've nearly got everything sorted for the big day. 759 00:37:04,241 --> 00:37:06,068 We are just gonna have a little look, browse. 760 00:37:06,103 --> 00:37:08,344 I hope we don't clash, because your taste is horrific. 761 00:37:08,413 --> 00:37:11,068 We just need to get Casey fitted in a suit that I like. 762 00:37:11,103 --> 00:37:12,862 Wasn't really for my taste. 763 00:37:12,896 --> 00:37:15,103 Take a look, and then I... Then I'll come find you. 764 00:37:15,172 --> 00:37:17,137 Amazing. Amazing. OK. 765 00:37:19,551 --> 00:37:21,931 No, you go and look at what you wanna look at, 766 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,827 and then I'll find what I like, and let's compare.OK, cool. 767 00:37:24,896 --> 00:37:28,413 There is no way that Marnie's gonna trust me to pick my own suit. 768 00:37:28,448 --> 00:37:31,275 But you know what they say - happy wife, happy life. 769 00:37:31,310 --> 00:37:33,103 You ready? Yeah. 770 00:37:33,137 --> 00:37:35,000 Oh, my God. I'm excited. 771 00:37:40,103 --> 00:37:42,413 Casey, you look like a magician. 772 00:37:44,068 --> 00:37:45,655 Babe, like, no. 773 00:37:45,689 --> 00:37:48,482 No, babe. I'm not gonna marry you if you do that again. 774 00:37:49,862 --> 00:37:52,034 Absolutely not. No. 775 00:37:52,068 --> 00:37:54,241 I've got nothing else to say. It's like snot green. 776 00:37:57,517 --> 00:38:00,172 Are you actually kidding me? What? 777 00:38:00,206 --> 00:38:02,172 Do you actually like that? Er... 778 00:38:02,206 --> 00:38:04,379 For everyone's sake, never wear a dickie bow tie again... 779 00:38:04,413 --> 00:38:05,551 Why, though? ..in your life. 780 00:38:05,586 --> 00:38:07,620 You look like a fucking 12-year-old. 781 00:38:07,689 --> 00:38:10,137 Go and change. All right, bloody hell. 782 00:38:10,206 --> 00:38:11,965 At this rate, the only suit I'm gonna be wearing 783 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000 is my birthday suit. 784 00:38:13,034 --> 00:38:14,724 I'm ready for this. 785 00:38:14,758 --> 00:38:17,310 This is gonna give us fanny flutters, I can feel it. 786 00:38:18,482 --> 00:38:21,137 Yeah, I like that. Oh, my God, I love that!That is better. 787 00:38:21,172 --> 00:38:23,172 That's giving me, like, husband vibes. 788 00:38:23,206 --> 00:38:25,724 No, thank you. Like, wow. Casey, I'm so happy. 789 00:38:25,758 --> 00:38:26,896 I've got my wedding suit. 790 00:38:28,034 --> 00:38:31,379 Thank God we've got Casey a suit, and he look so handsome. 791 00:38:31,448 --> 00:38:32,827 He might not have enjoyed today, 792 00:38:32,862 --> 00:38:35,137 but he'll thank us when the pictures come out. 793 00:38:35,172 --> 00:38:37,724 I think brown shoes. The black go lovely. 794 00:38:46,655 --> 00:38:49,000 Can't believe you're moving into a house I haven't even seen. 795 00:38:49,034 --> 00:38:51,758 I know, mam, I know.It's mad. Wait until you see, though. 796 00:38:51,827 --> 00:38:54,448 Wait until you see the house. You're gonna get a massive shock. 797 00:38:54,482 --> 00:38:58,896 Today is the day I finally move to Essex with my man, 798 00:38:58,931 --> 00:39:01,689 and obviously, I'm bringing my mam to come and help us out, as well. 799 00:39:01,724 --> 00:39:03,724 All right, it's coming up on the left. Ready? 800 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:04,862 It's not. Yes! 801 00:39:04,931 --> 00:39:07,068 Mam, it's this one! No, it's not! 802 00:39:07,103 --> 00:39:09,551 This is our mansion. 803 00:39:09,586 --> 00:39:12,724 It is official, I am a Geordie-Essex bird, 804 00:39:12,758 --> 00:39:15,793 which would mean I'm technically a "Gessex" bird. 805 00:39:15,827 --> 00:39:19,551 But I'm with my mam right now, and I cannot wait to show her 806 00:39:19,586 --> 00:39:22,689 this Essex pad that me and Jordan have got. 807 00:39:23,965 --> 00:39:27,827 You ready, mam? We're going in! Yes!Whoa! 808 00:39:27,862 --> 00:39:30,482 Welcome to Essex, baby! 809 00:39:31,551 --> 00:39:34,000 You all right, lads? All right, lads? 810 00:39:36,310 --> 00:39:39,758 So, this is the kitchen! 811 00:39:39,793 --> 00:39:42,551 Whoo! Oh, it's amazing. 812 00:39:42,586 --> 00:39:45,275 This is the big, big kitchen. It's stunning! 813 00:39:45,310 --> 00:39:47,586 It's unreal, innit? Wow! 814 00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:49,827 This is where everything is gonna happen...I love. 815 00:39:49,862 --> 00:39:52,551 ..all the cooking... I'm gonna do the cooking! 816 00:39:52,586 --> 00:39:55,827 I love it. We ain't got no glasses. 817 00:39:55,862 --> 00:39:58,103 Dunno what box they're in. Just drink from the bottle. 818 00:39:58,137 --> 00:39:59,517 Careful, cos it's gonna pop off! 819 00:39:59,586 --> 00:40:01,310 Jordan, I know what I'm doing. Do you? 820 00:40:01,379 --> 00:40:03,413 ESSEX ACCENT: Yeah. Prosecco, babe. 821 00:40:04,862 --> 00:40:06,655 The Essex... Are you ready? 822 00:40:06,689 --> 00:40:08,413 Point it away from me, though. Ready, mam? 823 00:40:08,482 --> 00:40:09,793 Happy new house! 824 00:40:09,827 --> 00:40:12,448 Whay! Whoo! 825 00:40:17,931 --> 00:40:20,241 So, look, this is the finished table plan. 826 00:40:20,310 --> 00:40:22,206 Oh, I love it. I'm really happy. 827 00:40:22,241 --> 00:40:24,137 I can't believe we've finally got it, like... 828 00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:27,000 A lot more people than I thought. I know, 85. 829 00:40:27,034 --> 00:40:29,344 It's mad.This is quite low key compared to some weddings. 830 00:40:29,379 --> 00:40:31,689 Have you called Sophie yet? 831 00:40:31,724 --> 00:40:33,482 No. You need to do that. 832 00:40:33,551 --> 00:40:36,586 My wedding's only seven days away, 833 00:40:36,620 --> 00:40:40,000 and I still haven't told Sophie that she's not gonna be bridesmaid. 834 00:40:40,068 --> 00:40:43,655 I've been putting it off because I just don't wanna upset my cousin, 835 00:40:43,689 --> 00:40:45,862 but Casey's right, I need to tell her. 836 00:40:45,931 --> 00:40:48,413 PHONE RINGS Right, youse, go and unpack. 837 00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:51,206 There's loads to do. I've got to chat to Marnie. Go on. 838 00:40:51,241 --> 00:40:53,172 Oh, my God, Marnie is calling, 839 00:40:53,206 --> 00:40:55,310 and this has got to be the perfect time 840 00:40:55,344 --> 00:40:57,068 to talk about bridesmaid dresses. 841 00:41:00,689 --> 00:41:03,310 'How's it going?'I've literally just got here, Marnie. 842 00:41:03,344 --> 00:41:06,310 I can't believe you're now a Southerner!This is it. 843 00:41:06,344 --> 00:41:08,551 'Are you nervous about living with him or not?' 844 00:41:08,586 --> 00:41:10,448 Listen, there always comes that with it. 845 00:41:10,517 --> 00:41:12,000 Like, I'm not nervous, 846 00:41:12,034 --> 00:41:14,655 but living with someone's such a big thing. 847 00:41:14,689 --> 00:41:17,206 I feel like youse have got so much trust in each other... 848 00:41:17,241 --> 00:41:19,034 Yeah. ..to even just make this decision. 849 00:41:19,068 --> 00:41:20,862 I feel like youse are... Absolutely. 850 00:41:20,896 --> 00:41:22,413 I feel like youse work really well. 851 00:41:22,448 --> 00:41:24,275 Your personalities match so well together, 852 00:41:24,310 --> 00:41:26,206 don't think you've got anything to worry about. 853 00:41:26,241 --> 00:41:28,241 No, I know. But anyways, enough about me. 854 00:41:28,275 --> 00:41:30,310 What the hell is going on? Am I bridesmaid? 855 00:41:30,344 --> 00:41:33,034 Shit. Here it goes. 856 00:41:33,068 --> 00:41:35,724 I'm gonna have to let her down. This is gonna be awkward. 857 00:41:35,758 --> 00:41:40,103 Oh, God, I know. I feel like... You know what it is, right? 858 00:41:40,172 --> 00:41:42,655 If I was gonna have bridesmaids, then of course you'd be one. 859 00:41:42,689 --> 00:41:45,413 Come on, Marnie, what you getting at here? 860 00:41:45,482 --> 00:41:48,965 But I just feel like because of all the stress of trying to, 861 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,172 like, chuck this wedding together, 862 00:41:51,206 --> 00:41:54,379 when I was in Colombia, I wouldn't have had time to pull it off. 863 00:41:54,413 --> 00:41:56,241 Like... 864 00:41:56,310 --> 00:41:57,965 You know what's even funnier? 865 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,448 Casey's got three groomsmen standing next to him, and I haven't got one. 866 00:42:01,482 --> 00:42:03,310 Wait, so Casey's got groomsmen? 867 00:42:03,379 --> 00:42:05,137 'Why didn't you get me as one bridesmaid?' 868 00:42:06,689 --> 00:42:08,896 But it's because I just thought I haven't got the time 869 00:42:08,965 --> 00:42:11,448 to make sure you like your dress, the colour, to fit it... 870 00:42:11,517 --> 00:42:15,620 You know how much hassle that's been for Casey and all his groomsmen? 871 00:42:15,655 --> 00:42:18,137 Well, I can tell by her face that she's gutted, 872 00:42:18,172 --> 00:42:20,310 and I haven't even told her the worst bit yet. 873 00:42:20,344 --> 00:42:24,586 Also, Craig's... Craig's maid of honour. 874 00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:26,413 What the actual fuck? 875 00:42:26,448 --> 00:42:28,655 He's planned the whole wedding when I've been in Colombia. 876 00:42:28,689 --> 00:42:30,310 He's literally been a maid of honour. 877 00:42:40,896 --> 00:42:43,862 I'm getting married today. This is gonna be the best day of my life. 878 00:42:43,896 --> 00:42:45,689 Marnie is a vision. 879 00:42:45,724 --> 00:42:47,862 One, two, three! 880 00:42:47,896 --> 00:42:50,275 She's accused you of being fucking her, when you're not. 881 00:42:50,310 --> 00:42:51,896 If there was anyone I was gonna copy, 882 00:42:51,931 --> 00:42:54,724 it wouldn't be fucking Charlotte, it'd be Kylie Jenner. Howay. 883 00:42:54,758 --> 00:42:57,620 What the hell's going on? I just didn't feel supported. 884 00:42:57,655 --> 00:42:59,068 I've always had your back. 885 00:42:59,275 --> 00:43:02,000 Come up and say that to me instead of talking about us behind my back. 886 00:43:04,068 --> 00:43:06,034 'We're in the sun, we're in Cyprus, 887 00:43:06,068 --> 00:43:08,034 'and I can't wait to have a fucking drink.' 888 00:43:08,103 --> 00:43:09,413 Oh! Howay, Abbie! 889 00:43:09,448 --> 00:43:12,448 'Geordie Shore family, we're back.' Holly! 890 00:43:12,482 --> 00:43:15,551 What a gentleman. Ooh! You all right?Yeah. 891 00:43:16,827 --> 00:43:20,620 'Charlotte's had her baby. I cannot wait to meet baby Alba.' 892 00:43:20,655 --> 00:43:24,206 This villa is absolutely gorgeous. 893 00:43:24,241 --> 00:43:25,793 Whoa! 894 00:43:25,862 --> 00:43:27,551 Oh, this is lovely! 895 00:43:27,586 --> 00:43:29,620 We've arrived! CHEERING 896 00:43:29,655 --> 00:43:32,379 You look gorg. This is class, innit? 897 00:43:33,965 --> 00:43:36,068 As soon as I said that I was DJing, 898 00:43:36,103 --> 00:43:38,344 the look on your face was like a smacked arse. 899 00:43:38,379 --> 00:43:39,896 You are absolutely talking shit. 900 00:43:39,965 --> 00:43:41,551 You are not the only DJ in the house. 901 00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:44,241 I'll leave you alone. You do your thing, I'll do my thing. No problem. 902 00:43:44,275 --> 00:43:46,620 I can't be arsed with negative energy, 903 00:43:46,655 --> 00:43:48,758 like, we're all trying our absolute hardest. 904 00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:50,931 I never said it was you! I said whoever used this. 905 00:43:50,965 --> 00:43:52,448 You're being passive-aggressive. 906 00:43:52,482 --> 00:43:54,931 I've tidied twice after other people's children. 907 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,448 Why come on a family vacay, then? I'm not dealing with that. 908 00:43:57,482 --> 00:43:59,137 What's going on with you and Chloe? 909 00:43:59,172 --> 00:44:02,655 She thinks that you think that she copies you. 910 00:44:02,724 --> 00:44:03,862 I thought that in the past. 911 00:44:03,931 --> 00:44:06,931 Yes, I did say that Chloe copied us - 912 00:44:06,965 --> 00:44:09,586 nearly eight, nine years ago. 913 00:44:10,793 --> 00:44:12,758 Are they gone? What the fuck? 914 00:44:12,793 --> 00:44:15,068 Is it Marnie? I can't see. 915 00:44:16,172 --> 00:44:18,758 # Everyone's here to party If you wanna know how 916 00:44:18,793 --> 00:44:21,586 # If you wanna know why Everyone's here to party 917 00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:23,758 # If you wanna know why If you wanna know 918 00:44:23,793 --> 00:44:26,103 # Everyone's here to party If you wanna know why 919 00:44:26,172 --> 00:44:27,517 # If you wanna know how 920 00:44:27,551 --> 00:44:29,965 # Everyone's here to party Let's party, party 921 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,206 # Gonna go wild Let's party hard 922 00:44:32,275 --> 00:44:34,000 # We're gonna go wild Get naughty, naughty 923 00:44:34,034 --> 00:44:35,517 # We're gonna go wild Let's party hard 924 00:44:35,551 --> 00:44:37,310 # We're gonna go wild Get naughty, naughty 925 00:44:37,344 --> 00:44:38,793 # We're gonna go wild Let's party hard 926 00:44:38,862 --> 00:44:41,034 # Gonna go all night, all night All night, all night. #