Oh, my gosh, we are back in Geordie Shore.Oh, fuck.
Last time round, the whole family got back together.
Let's get everyone together. A big reunion.
Reunion? We can't leave one person out.
Oh, sexy! SCREAMING
JAY: 'I wonder who is gonna come back.'
Hi, everyone! Oi!
Look who it is.
Marnie! GIRLS: Whoo!
We're back!
Why are we clapping? She's awful. That's what I don't get.
HOLLY: 'That's my ex.' Fuck, it's Kyle.
This is Vicky. Vicky, Holly. You all right? Nice to meet you.
'It's just an awkward situation.'
It's the reunion, baby!
There were break-ups...
I'm not ready to have it with you.
You and Chloe. Yeah, it happened.
Last night, I necked on with her. 'What the fuck?'
It's the end of the friendship. Louise left the house.
There were make-ups...
I've got a kid, you're getting married.
HOLLY: 'It worked out for the best.'
Like, I apologise. Yeah.
We could potentially start afresh.
New additions...
Family's getting bigger, I'm pregnant.
Charlotte's having a baby! WHOOPING
Our Marnie's about to have her C-section.
His name is baby Oax.
He's perfect.
And the first...
..but not the last... CELEBRANT: You may kiss the bride!
WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE ..Geordie wedding.
Because this time, it's someone else's wedding.
I'm finally getting married. NATHAN:'Marnie is a vision.'
'This is gonna be the best day of my life.'
And once hitched, I am jetting off on my dream honeymoon.
'We have arrived!'
CHLOE:And all of us Geordies are crashing the honeymoon!
Woo-hoo!
This is probably the biggest villa we've ever stayed in!
Shiver me fucking timbers,
this could be our best adventure ever.
What could possibly go wrong?
CHLOE RETCHES
Are they gone?
We all know that Charlotte always got an opinion on me.
KIDS CRY
Please, just grab Chloe and tell her that I love her,
and, honestly, on my behalf, I never thought anything was wrong.
You're talking shit. As soon as I said to you earlier...
You're talking shit.
SHE SOBS
You need to calm down.
So why come on a family vacay, then?!
SHE SOBS
# Everyone's here to party
Let's party, party
# Let's party
# Oi, oi Let's party... #
CASEY: Look, "Welcome home."
That's for Mummy, she's gonna be here soon.
You excited to see her?
You can't wait to see her, can you? You gonna give her a big cuddle?
Mummy's here. Are you ready to see her?
ROX:Yeah.
I can't believe I'm back.
'I've been to Colombia for four weeks to film All Star Shore...'
I'm Marnie, and I am from the best show in the world, Geordie Shore!
Wey aye! SHE LAUGHS
'..and I had the time of me life.'
It was a once-in-a-lifetime experience,
but I can't explain how happy I am to be back with me family.
Hiya!
Are these for me?! CASEY LAUGHS
Oi, give me a cuddle.
Oh, I've missed you.
He's missed you so much, you know, Marnie.
I'm so happy that Marnie's home.
Look, I've missed you. It's so good to have her back.
Oh, my God, you've kept the house lovely and clean! Missed you.
Since the reunion, I've given birth,
and me little boy Oax is now nine month old, and Rox is three.
'But that's not the big news.'
The big news is me and Casey are finally getting married.
'Typical me, I haven't planned this properly,
'and I've still got loads to do.'
I CANNOT wait for today.
Me, Holly and Sophie are getting together
for a PROPER girly chitchat.
Last time, I was pregnant, but now, the baby's out!
Alba has brought so much light into me life,
especially with me nana passing away
and me mam still going through cancer treatment.
Like, Alba, she's my life.
Honestly, motherhood is the best thing I've ever experienced.
I don't know whether it's because I wanted it so much.
'Me and my boyfriend Jake are SO in love with her.'
Every single minute of the day, I just feel so lucky.
I feel so grateful.
And I look at my little girl, and I think... whoa.
Since the reunion, I'm moving into this next stage in me life.
Yeah, I can't believe I'm saying this right now...
but I have now got a fucking boyfriend.
Jordan is on The Only Way Is Essex,
but we get on SO well because we are actually a team together.
I am SO in love, like, I'm SO in love.
I could cry cos I'm just so happy.
Oh, gosh.
I just can't believe it's happened to us now.
Like, after all the years of being single, like, I love Jordan so much.
If someone told me, on that reunion, that, in a couple of month time,
I'm gonna find the love of my life and be the happiest I've ever been,
I'd tell them to fuck off.
LAUGHTER
The biggest thing that happened to me since the reunion is this.
That's right, I'm pregnant.
SHE LAUGHS Fuck off.
We're gonna have a baby.
Oh, my God. I'm buzzing. LAUGHTER
The gender reveal was everything I ever could have wished for and more.
'When I walked in, I was just blown away.'
It looked spectacular.
Most importantly, we found out we're having a boy.
CHEERING
I couldn't have wished for anything better.
Going into this next chapter is extremely scary,
because I'm stepping into the unknown,
and it's the only thing that you get and you can't send back.
I will tell youse one thing that I am quite happy about. What?
My vagina looks beautiful now. Does it?
When I lost weight, my vagina didn't look as nice,
and now that I've put weight on again,
my vagina looks back to its, like, plump self.
Mine's always plump. Yeah.
Everyone loves a plump vagina. Everyone does.
Why does everyone like a plump vagina?
Cushion for the pushin'. THEY LAUGH
You planned your birth or anything?
Oh, one hundred percent, C-section. It's... It's the only way.
We have been together for six years now,
and Jacob has never, ever, ever heard me pooing and farting,
and there is absolutely no way I'm gonna have my legs up in stirrups
trying to push a child out and poo flying out of my bumhole.
Let's be honest, you know, we've had surgery,
we get it, do you know what I mean? Yeah.
Right, so, Sophie, I need to know everything, all the goss. Yeah.
Jordan. What's happening?
I'm, like, just so overwhelmed.
I never thought I'd be that girl
where I just wanna be with him all the time.
Aww! Aww, don't cry.
Like, I'm so happy.
FINALLY, she met the right man,
and I am creaming my pants.
I still can't believe it.
Because it's so nice to see someone loving you as hard as you love them.
I know, I know.
It feels completely different to any other relationship
that she's been in before.
I genuinely do think that this could be the one.
I said I loved him after, like, three weeks,
I just knew I loved him.
We met, like, old school, and he took me out to Chelsea.
I had a bottle of wine, some grapes, I looked into his eyes,
and I just said to him, "I need to fuck you."
And he said, "I need to fuck you, too."
And the rest is history.
Now it's been a couple of month down the line,
and we've went on holidays together, we've spent a lot of time together.
The news is... Right...we have got a house.
THEY GASP
I am finally making the big move from Newcastle to Essex,
and I cannot believe it.
Well, how often will you come home?
Obviously, I'm always gonna come up to Newcastle.
Essex is fab, it's great, but it's not, like, where my friends live.
I knew these girls would be happy for us,
but it's Abbie that I'm nervous about telling.
I've just gotta get round to doing it soon.
I just want you to get pregnant now.
If it happens, it happens. That's all I'm saying.
'I've gotta get a fucking move on.'
But I need a childless summer
before I have, hopefully, a child winter.
Never say never.
But do you take a pregnancy test at the end of the month? Every time.
Oh, so you're trying! I feel like that means you're trying.
WHOOPING, LAUGHTER
I need to get our rings, I need to get a veil.
Even, like, the vows, I've gotta do my vows.
There's a bridal shop at the top...
I'll just go there and get the veil. Mm.
It's dawning on us that I still have SO much to sort out
before our bloody wedding!
And I'm starting to feel like I've left it way too late.
I forgot, I don't know if I told Sophie
that I'm not having any bridesmaids.
You're gonna have to tell her, Marnie,
cos you know what Sophie's like.
I hope she doesn't get, like, angry that Craig's my maid of honour.
Is Craig the maid of honour? Ooh, OK.
Me and Sophie have spoke about weddings and bridesmaids
since we were little girls,
so I don't know how she's gonna take this,
and I just don't know how I'm gonna tell her.
She will be a bit funny, or she'll make out it doesn't bother her,
but it probably will. God knows, but...
I hope the dress comes.
Oh, my God, I need to message and make sure the dress is coming.
The thing about me wedding is it is small,
and I can't invite everyone,
but I really wanna celebrate with me Geordie family.
I have an idea about our honeymoon, I've JUST gotta get Casey on side.
I was thinking, like, why don't we tie in our honeymoon with, like,
a trip away with everyone? Like, a Geordie holiday...
Yeah. ..with, like, friends and kids.
Yeah, I'd be up for that. Would you be up for that?
But we invite everyone. Yeah, of course, it'd be nice.
I'm gonna just text them, see if they'd be up for it. Yeah, do it.
"Would you be up for a trip away again?
"But this time, with the kids.
"Let me know." Send.
ALL:Geordie Shore, wey aye!
# Say it loud
# You take me so far
# Oh
# Say it loud
# You take me so far... #
Did youse all get that text?
Yes, I got the text. Yes!
I'm not gonna lie, I'm excited about the text.
Marnie has came up with the idea that we all go on a holiday.
It's gonna include all partners,
all family, kids, everyone together, including all of us Geordies.
Now that is a fucking honeymoon.
So, Marnie told me two different villas.
You're not in ours, Sophie, sorry. Single, well, not single...
Whose villa am I in? You're in family villa.
Your baby's there technically but just in your belly.
The Geordie 'moon sounds amazing,
but it's really not that long until the baby's here.
It's probably about 11 or 12 weeks.
So I am massively worried that, you know,
you hear all of these stories that people go into labour
at any time during their pregnancy.
I love my daughter to pieces.
The fact I can bring her and just, you know,
sack her off now and then...
You can stay with your dad. ..is just amazing.
Does anyone know what the hell's going on with Marnie's wedding?
Cos I don't even know the location.
You know what as well, like, there was a point she mentioned to us,
she was like, "Oh, you're gonna be bridesmaid."
Are you still bridesmaid? I don't know.What?
# Never really into this
# Never really think... #
Surely you're bridesmaid!
I haven't heard from Marnie. There's been no dress fitting.
There's been no talk about bridesmaid dresses,
so I'm a little bit concerned because in typical Marnie style,
I wonder if she's forgot.
I've... Listen, she's me cousin,
I've seen her grow up, and I've seen her whole life unfold.
I would love to be the bridesmaid at her wedding.
You're never gonna get that back.
I mean, that's gonna be a memory, to be bridesmaid at her wedding.
I wanna be fucking bridesmaid.
First thing I'm gonna ask is,
"Marnie, what the hell's going on with my bridesmaid dress?"
# I'm coming home
# Whoo-whoo
# I'm coming home Whoo-whoo
# Whoo-whoo. #
Since the reunion,
me, James, Kyle and Ricci have become a lot closer.
I'm meeting James, and I can't wait to catch up with him.
Buah! What's happening, lad? Hello.
You good? You all right?
What's with the darts? I haven't played this in years.
Wow! I love going to new places, but, James, I know we're OGs,
but I'm not ready for the old man's pub yet.
What's been happening? You been good?
Aye, really good, you? Good and bad.
Obviously, making sure I'm there for my mam.
Going through, like, losing my dad and that.Yeah.
I don't even know how to describe it, really,
it's like... a roller-coaster, innit?Yeah, yeah.
Losing my dad has definitely been the hardest thing
that I've ever had to go through.
I was talking to my dad the day before,
and things were absolutely fine.
Then for the next day to suddenly get a call out of nowhere
and be like, "You need to get down to the hospital ASAP."
Like, my heart just dropped,
so I went and sat with him with the rest of my family...
And I sat with them for... two days, just holding his hand,
hoping that he was gonna come back around and...
HE SIGHS
HE SOBS
HE SNIFFLES
And it got to the point where they just said,
"There's nothing we can do any more, so you need to make a decision,
and switch the machine off." So...
..that's what I done. HE SNIFFLES
I just wanna kind of get back to having fun
and get back to normal, do you know what I mean?
Like, I can't...
He would want us to sit around and just like...
be upset and that.
I feel like I've went through so many different stages of grief.
But I feel like now I'm at the stage where seeing my friends
and doing stuff, it's good for us.
I've learnt that, like, life is short,
and anything can happen at any moment.
So you just need to make sure that you're enjoying it,
you're living your life to the fullest,
and you're making memories.
I want to get away with everyone, have a good time, and...
Ooh! Is that a bull's...? Ooh. Knocking on the door nearly.
Heard on the grapevine you're, er...
in a relationship? Aye.
I never thought I'd be saying this again...
but I've went and got meself a bird.
It's kind of just happened naturally,
like, nothing's been forced. Yeah, yeah.
Just effortless, like, which is... ideal.
I met Leah... HE EXHALES
It must be about a year ago.
And all we've done is have such a laugh.
Like, I haven't had any death threats,
none of my clothes have been set on fire,
I haven't been swore at.
Yeah, just flows.
I don't want headaches, do you know what I mean?
No, no.
I can't stand a headache, like.
James hasn't had the best of luck with girls in this house.
Hopefully, this relationship goes a little bit better.
Do you know what? I'm pretty much in the same boat as you.
# Then you tell me That you love this... #
I was never looking for a girlfriend,
but for me, now is the right time.
I feel like I've met the right person.
So what's... What's your missus' name?
Funny enough, I'm not winding you up.
She's called Leah. THEY LAUGH
Oh, way! She is, yeah.
At least we'll not forget.
THEY LAUGH
Leah, and they'll both... James, James, Leah, Leah.
THEY LAUGH
I think it's just Ricci flying the single flag now.
Still! THEY LAUGH
# They can change
# Their life for just one day
# Looking back
# Cos tonight Will make you right. #
I need you to update us on you.
New boobs.
New boobs for the summer.
The reunion was so good, but now I'm single,
I've had my boobs done and I am ready to get back on it.
I just wanted them a bit more natural, fuller.Soft.
Oh, God! What we put ourselves through!
Can I have a little look?
They're all squished up.
Abbie, they look massive!
Do you think? Yes!
# Ain't no stopping us now. #
Only Sophie would go and prod me new boobs.
I did think about it for a long time,
and even though the recovery has been hard,
I am glad I've had it done.
Thank you very much. You are very welcome.
Listen, I've never been a lesbian, right? And I've never, like,
licked a vagina, but I feel like if I ever did,
I feel like licking that would be what licking a vagina would be like.
Right. Yeah, possibly.
Do you want me to try? Mm-hm.
Do you know what I mean? Sour.
Abbie is my sidekick and I class her as a very close sister to me.
But I'm about to tell her how I'm about to move to Essex,
And I don't know how she's gonna react.
Well, you see, I've met Jordan now I'm really happy.
Things are going so well. Like, really well.
I'm so excited for, like, the next journey I'm on.Yeah.
I know this is really hard for you...
What?..but I am actually moving from Newcastle to Essex.
I know. I'm so sorry.
'Sophie is literally my right arm.'
When she moves down south,
I know I'm gonna be lost without her.
Do you not think I'm more suited for Essex?
You're very, like, gobby.
Essex girls aren't usually gobby. Oh, well, fucking thank you [!]
Fucking h... IN ESSEX ACCENT: Sorry, babe.
'Lave' it, babe. What about now, Abbie?
Oh, God.Listen, Abbie. Moving to Essex, innit?
Fackin' lave it. Vajazzle. Oh, no, don't... don't change.
It's, like, a bittersweet thing because I feel like
I'm losing me best friend, but then I'm so happy for you...
Listen, I'm never, ever, ever gonna, like...
My friends come before anyone. Chicks before dicks.
I'm really gonna miss Sophie,
but I feel like this is a fresh start.
I have seen her go through a lot of bad relationships in the past
and I'm just so glad she's finally met someone
that's treating her right.
I will never, ever change us.
Listen, I'm fucking Geordie till I fuckin' die... Yeah. ..love.
Get me a tequila!
# Take me higher Till we touch the clouds
# Scream it louder Let your voice ring out. #
Can I just say,
you did such a good job when I was away.
Oh, no, I appreciate that.
It was hard, though, Marnie. I was...
I was surprised at how put together the house was.
The washing was done. Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
DOORBELL RINGS
Who's that? Are you expecting anyone?
No, I'm not.
Oh, my God! Hello, darling!
Hi!
It's so nice to see Craig.
He literally helps us with everything in life.
And he's my maid of honour.
Thank God he's been doing all of the wedding prep while I've been away.
Right, Marns... Yeah.
..Colombia. Oh, my God. It was amazing!
What was Chantelle like?
Because you two didn't get on in Geordie Shore.Yeah.
I wasn't the only Geordie on All Star Shore...
because Chantelle was there. Yes.
Chantelle and we got on. I know.
Hell must have frozen over, and pigs must be flying.
But I seen such a different side to her and she said that was her.
She was like, "I could never be myself in Geordie Shore
"This is how I am."
OK.But remember, she did come into Geordie Shore
and get Aaron's name tattooed on her.
Did she?! That was why we fell out!
When I first met Chantelle, you could cut the tension with a knife.
Marnie! You haven't met Chantelle.
Chantelle, Marnie. Marnie, Chantelle.
Are you all right? Yeah, yeah.
Got long dark hair, big brown eyes. Who's she trying to be? Me?
We never really got on, but it was mostly because of the boys.
We should get a matching tattoo.
You get my name and I'll get yours. Right?
I bet you come in two seconds.
YELLING: He will never be with you! He will NEVER, EVER be with you!
You're a victim! Whey aye, Marnie.
Is that why Aaron's got MY name tattooed on his wrist.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
Things were so bad between us
that I never thought we'd be able to get past it.
We're back! LAUGHTER
ALL CHEER
Why are we clapping? She's awful! I know! That's what I don't get!
But after spending so much time together in Colombia,
we became so close.
So close, that I invited her to my wedding!
And on the Geordie 'moon!
So, how's the wedding planning going?
I've been really anxious about this.
Right, it's good. Let's talk through what is done and what isn't.
DJ, paid for. Photographer sorted.
Mm-hm. Dress is here.
I'm not gonna fit in that. I genuinely am worried.
I must have gained, like,
half a stone in tequila while I've been away.
Also, you are bloated cos you haven't had a shit for about...
A week. ..four days now.
LAUGHING: No, a week. About a week.
So that's... difficult.
I'm so thankful that I've got Craig.
This wedding wouldn't be happening right now it wasn't for him.
I feel like I'm just having the most poshest, like, out-there wedding...
PHONE RINGS Oh.Oh!
It's Chloe! 'Welcome back!'
What the hell is that?!
Right, listen, I haven't seen you in for ever.
Obviously I missed my Geordie family when I was away.
But I think out of everyone, I probably missed Chloe the most.
I absolutely love her.
You've come back from filming, we got so much to look forward to.
We're going away. Wedding. Are you having bridesmaids?
No! Chloe, can I be honest with you, though?
You know that if I had bridesmaids,
you do know that you'd be bridesmaid over Sophie
and I feel really bad saying it.
Chloe doesn't seem to be bothered about the bridesmaids thing,
so I don't know why I'm worried about telling Sophie.
Maybe it's because me and Sophie aren't as close
as what we used to be.
Sophie would pick Charlotte. Sophie would pick Charlotte over me.
One million... One million per cent.
I actually think Sophie would rather see Alba than Rox.
Yeah. 100%. Yeah.
All right, we're just being honest now.
Honest or not, I feel like the pressure is on me to tell Sophie
because I love Chloe, but she has a habit of putting her foot in it,
and I don't want Sophie finding out from anyone but me.
I think it's only right that it comes from my mouth.
OK, I'll see you at the wedding, OK? I love you.
Mwah! 'Bye!'
Bye, bye, bye, bye.
I do think Sophie's gonna be quite hurt, you know.
Sophie would not have me as bridesmaid.
No, I agree. I-I-I agree. She would have Charlotte.
You win some, you lose some in life. Sorry.
# By the way
By, by
# By the way
By, by... #
Here we go again.
Last time round, I was in such a bad headspace with losing my dad.
That's why I left early.
It was definitely the right thing for me.
I went home. I spent time with my family
and actually, like, grieved by meself.
# By the way # By the way. #
Chloe is a true, great friend
and I'm looking forward to seeing her and getting all the gossip.
The biggest thing that's changed for me since the reunion is
I have started dating someone.
Yes, he's a real-life boy with a pulse!
So, how have you been? I've been good.
You know, Nathan? These last six months
I've really, really worked meself, physically, mentally.
What about you? How are you?
Looking very gorgeous, by the way, gorgeous.
Well, I'm seeing someone at the minute.
# You, you're taken. #
We met through social media,
because whatever Nathan wants, Nathan gets.
And by God, did I certainly get it!
I'm not rushing into anything... Mm-hm.
..cos every time I've rushed into something,
it's crashed and burned
and the only person that's got hurt was me.
Of course I'm happy for Nathan,
but that is another person coupled up.
I feel like everyone around us is having babies, getting married,
getting new relationships, and I'm just here alone.
Can you believe that Marnie is getting married!
Well, I'm looking forward to this wedding,
but it's Marnie's 'moon... I know.
..that's the next holiday everyone's gonna be going on.
It's gonna be an amazing thing, right?
Like... Like...?
Well, you don't look very happy!
The truth is I would love to go to Marnie's 'moon,
but I've been given the biggest opportunity of my career.
I'm going to do I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!
'And I'm really, really proud of myself.'
But one of the main reasons I'm doing this
is to raise awareness for breast cancer
because my auntie's just recently been diagnosed.
I'm not being funny, if I was getting married,
the last people I'd invite on my honeymoon would be you lot.
You horrible bitch!
# We'll be the talk of the town. #
I told all the Geordies recently
about me going to do I'm A Celebrity Australia
and the one person I was so excited to tell was Charlotte
because she's done this before.
However, when I did tell her,
it was almost like she didn't care, cos she didn't really follow it up.
Now, I pride myself on being there through all my friends' endeavours
and I always hype them up.
And the fact that's not been reciprocated
has really hurt my feelings,
and my feelings are very valid to me.
It upsets me because I'm just, like, I make so much effort.
Sometimes I do actually feel like she doesn't think I'm a friend.
I feel a little bit the same because, like, me and Charlotte
and you, we used to all be like that.
Maybes me and Charlotte aren't as close as I thought we were
and, to be honest, I'm starting to question our friendship.
I do think sometimes, Sophie and Charlotte
class themselves as better than us
because they started the journey It's a bit of a clique.
# You took me by surprise There's magic in your eyes
# You didn't even try
# Like walking on a cloud. #
Hi! Good morning.
How are you? I'm good, thank you.
Mine and Casey's wedding is around the corner
and we've still got so much to do, including buying the rings.
I'm trying to keep a level head, but I am starting to get stressed.
The ring, for me, is, like, it's my, like, it's my stamp on you.
Oh, what, like your mark?
Yeah. CASEY LAUGHS
You know, it's to warn any bitch off.Oh, wow!
And that you're mine. Forever trapped.
THEY LAUGH Trapped, you know!
I like it, I like it. Yeah, I like it. I'm sold, I'm sold.
Wow! I'm relieved Marnie's found some rings that she likes so quick.
Otherwise, it wouldn't have been bridezilla,
it would've been Marnzilla in that shop.
I can't wait... Like, it's... Actually thinkin'...
You are literally gonna be mine. You're gonna be my wife.
I'm gonna literally, like... I can't believe it!
Yeah, I know. Isn't that mental?
I know. It's mad. Are you excited? Yeah.
You're gonna be my husband. I know.
Bye. Bye-bye.Bye.
# Secrets we keep
# Locked up inside of me
# I can't contain myself Any more... #
Hello! Hello, mate!How's it gan?
Good, mate. How are you? Good to see you, good to see you.
Nice to see you.
I'm glad to be back in the Geordie family,
but I'm bit nervous about going away with them.
I think there's a few things I need to speak to James about,
because we know how these holidays can go down.
KYLE EXHALES What's been going on? How's life?
It's good. I'm loved up.
I've seen everything on social media, James!
I'm just happy for you, mate.
Do you know what I'm looking forward to most?
Like, how well I know Leah's going to get on with the girls...
Yeah...and how well she's gonna get on with your missus.
Them two are just gonna get on like a house on fire.
They are, aye.
I've only ever met your lass briefly and just said hello and that.
Yeah.But then, obviously, I'll get to know her properly,
and I get to meet your little boy, cos I haven't met him. I know.
We're gonna be living in a house with my ex and her husband.
Wow.
I know. It's mad when you think about things like that.
It's, like, quite normal to us now, but when you think about that,
it would never normally happen in life, would it?
I was thinking the day, man, could you ever see me and Holly
having her husband there, my partner and my little boy,
and we're all, just like, there.
Holly's pregnant, and we're just standing round each other,
and we're all just like, "This is normal."
It's either gonna be amazing, or it's gonna be a catastrophe.
It's gonna be a nightmare. Yeah.
It's nice to be invited on the family holiday,
but I'm gonna have to give it some thought.
I mean, do I really wanna bring my girlfriend and my son away
with all of them radgies and my ex-girlfriend?
I haven't met anyone's kids, really.
I think I'm a bit scared. KYLE LAUGHS
In case you end up with one? Yeah!
Aye.There's been a lot going on, though.
Obviously, I got invited to the gender reveal by Holly,
but you didn't.
It's amazing just how far me and Kyle have come
since entering the Geordie Shore house.
But one thing that hasn't changed is how easy it is to wind Kyle up.
That cut deep!
# Hit me with a time and place No time to waste
# Cos I really need to get away... #
RICARDO SQUEALS, SHE LAUGHS
Quick, quick, quick! Get in, get in, get in.
Ooh! This way.
I'm a single mam to my little boy, Ricardo, who's four,
and he literally is glued to my hip.
But my mam helped out so I can go to Colombia and do All Star Shore.
Hello! How are you? Are you all right, darling?
Oh, God. I feel rotten today. Why?
Hello, darling. Can I have a little fist bump?
Give her a fist bump, look. Yay!Whoa!
Chantelle, you look really good.
So good that you're back. Are you happy?
Erm, oh, no, I'm buzzing. I'm glad I'm back.
I'm glad that I've been given the opportunity.
Colombia was unreal. I had the best time with Marnie.
Do you know what? Let bygones be bygones.
Howay, man. I'm bloody 33 now! We're adults now!
I'm not as much of an adult, but I have grew up a little bit.
I feel like everyone's growing, and I'm not.
No, you're definitely growing. You're growing your bank balance.
That's all you need to worry about. Oh, yeah.
Not blowing your bank balance.
Now that me and Marnie are friends, I cannot wait to go to her wedding
and see how it all plays out at the Geordie 'moon,
especially me being a single parent and all that.
Do you wanna go on holiday with these bunch of radgies?
Eh? Yeah!
Do you? Whoo!
Tell her where you're going.
I'm going on "hairplane". Hairplane!
Who are you going with? Your mam?
Can I come?Yeah. Yeah? Woohoo!
The Geordie 'moon is gonna be absolutely next level.
I can't wait to get drunk, roll around on the sand
and cool off in the sea.
Can you swim or not? Yeah.Can you? I can't.
I need armbands, don't tell anyone. It's embarrassing.
# The life
# Come to life, come to life... #
Hello! Aw!
I'm in my cardi, but I spilt some curry on it.
Oh, I look awful, Charlotte, awful.
I can't say I ever put much into my appearance before I had Alba,
but now I've got a baby,
at least I've got an excuse for looking like crap.
How are you? How's things? I'm good.
Honestly, this is one of the most stressed I've ever, ever been.
Really?
Moving in with the boy. I've never lived with a boy. You have.
You've never lived with a boy? Never lived with a boy.
Hold on, you've never lived with one boy? Never. Never, ever.
This is the biggest step I've took in a relationship,
and although I am so excited to move in with Jordan,
obviously, there's a part of us that's gonna be a little bit scared.
This is a big, big test. Yes.
When you're in the same house, you're gonna have to...
What, poo?
In front of each other. I've started to do it a little bit.
Oh, right. Thank God for that. But the door has to be closed.
You know what mine are like.
If he can live with me after the smell of my bumhole,
I'm sure he could marry us one day.
Right, anyways,
I don't know yet about being bridesmaid for Marnie's wedding.
You still haven't asked? I still don't know.
I don't really know what's going on,
and I would love to be a bridesmaid at Marnie's wedding.
But if I'm not, then I'm not just gonna rock up in my trackies, am I?
Obviously, I wanna look stunning.
Still don't know anything. Surely, you just ask the question?
No, this is why I thought, "I've got to come here.
"We've got to find a dress."
I can't get my head around the fact that Sophie is Marnie's cousin,
and she's not asked her to be bridesmaid.
Sophie thinks they're more like sisters.
Maybe they're not as close as she thinks.
You know what?
There was one point where she did say that I would be the bridesmaid,
cos there was a couple of girls she was gonna ask. I don't know.
I mean, that's all we've ever talked about,
is having bridesmaids and stuff, isn't it?
I can see that Sophie's upset, because Marnie hasn't asked her,
but now it's more than that.
It's about the fact she hasn't told her
whether it's one way or the other.
# Under your
# Ooh
# Under your spell... #
Geordie Shore, wey aye!
MARNIE: Oh, my God. How exciting. CASEY: Here we are.
Hi! How are you? You good?
I'm good, thank you. We're very excited.
We've nearly got everything sorted for the big day.
We are just gonna have a little look, browse.
I hope we don't clash, because your taste is horrific.
We just need to get Casey fitted in a suit that I like.
Wasn't really for my taste.
Take a look, and then I... Then I'll come find you.
Amazing. Amazing. OK.
No, you go and look at what you wanna look at,
and then I'll find what I like, and let's compare.OK, cool.
There is no way that Marnie's gonna trust me to pick my own suit.
But you know what they say - happy wife, happy life.
You ready? Yeah.
Oh, my God. I'm excited.
Casey, you look like a magician.
Babe, like, no.
No, babe. I'm not gonna marry you if you do that again.
Absolutely not. No.
I've got nothing else to say. It's like snot green.
Are you actually kidding me? What?
Do you actually like that? Er...
For everyone's sake, never wear a dickie bow tie again...
Why, though? ..in your life.
You look like a fucking 12-year-old.
Go and change. All right, bloody hell.
At this rate, the only suit I'm gonna be wearing
is my birthday suit.
I'm ready for this.
This is gonna give us fanny flutters, I can feel it.
Yeah, I like that. Oh, my God, I love that!That is better.
That's giving me, like, husband vibes.
No, thank you. Like, wow. Casey, I'm so happy.
I've got my wedding suit.
Thank God we've got Casey a suit, and he look so handsome.
He might not have enjoyed today,
but he'll thank us when the pictures come out.
I think brown shoes. The black go lovely.
Can't believe you're moving into a house I haven't even seen.
I know, mam, I know.It's mad. Wait until you see, though.
Wait until you see the house. You're gonna get a massive shock.
Today is the day I finally move to Essex with my man,
and obviously, I'm bringing my mam to come and help us out, as well.
All right, it's coming up on the left. Ready?
It's not. Yes!
Mam, it's this one! No, it's not!
This is our mansion.
It is official, I am a Geordie-Essex bird,
which would mean I'm technically a "Gessex" bird.
But I'm with my mam right now, and I cannot wait to show her
this Essex pad that me and Jordan have got.
You ready, mam? We're going in! Yes!Whoa!
Welcome to Essex, baby!
You all right, lads? All right, lads?
So, this is the kitchen!
Whoo! Oh, it's amazing.
This is the big, big kitchen. It's stunning!
It's unreal, innit? Wow!
This is where everything is gonna happen...I love.
..all the cooking... I'm gonna do the cooking!
I love it. We ain't got no glasses.
Dunno what box they're in. Just drink from the bottle.
Careful, cos it's gonna pop off!
Jordan, I know what I'm doing. Do you?
ESSEX ACCENT: Yeah. Prosecco, babe.
The Essex... Are you ready?
Point it away from me, though. Ready, mam?
Happy new house!
Whay! Whoo!
So, look, this is the finished table plan.
Oh, I love it. I'm really happy.
I can't believe we've finally got it, like...
A lot more people than I thought. I know, 85.
It's mad.This is quite low key compared to some weddings.
Have you called Sophie yet?
No. You need to do that.
My wedding's only seven days away,
and I still haven't told Sophie that she's not gonna be bridesmaid.
I've been putting it off because I just don't wanna upset my cousin,
but Casey's right, I need to tell her.
PHONE RINGS Right, youse, go and unpack.
There's loads to do. I've got to chat to Marnie. Go on.
Oh, my God, Marnie is calling,
and this has got to be the perfect time
to talk about bridesmaid dresses.
'How's it going?'I've literally just got here, Marnie.
I can't believe you're now a Southerner!This is it.
'Are you nervous about living with him or not?'
Listen, there always comes that with it.
Like, I'm not nervous,
but living with someone's such a big thing.
I feel like youse have got so much trust in each other...
Yeah. ..to even just make this decision.
I feel like youse are... Absolutely.
I feel like youse work really well.
Your personalities match so well together,
don't think you've got anything to worry about.
No, I know. But anyways, enough about me.
What the hell is going on? Am I bridesmaid?
Shit. Here it goes.
I'm gonna have to let her down. This is gonna be awkward.
Oh, God, I know. I feel like... You know what it is, right?
If I was gonna have bridesmaids, then of course you'd be one.
Come on, Marnie, what you getting at here?
But I just feel like because of all the stress of trying to,
like, chuck this wedding together,
when I was in Colombia, I wouldn't have had time to pull it off.
Like...
You know what's even funnier?
Casey's got three groomsmen standing next to him, and I haven't got one.
Wait, so Casey's got groomsmen?
'Why didn't you get me as one bridesmaid?'
But it's because I just thought I haven't got the time
to make sure you like your dress, the colour, to fit it...
You know how much hassle that's been for Casey and all his groomsmen?
Well, I can tell by her face that she's gutted,
and I haven't even told her the worst bit yet.
Also, Craig's... Craig's maid of honour.
What the actual fuck?
He's planned the whole wedding when I've been in Colombia.
He's literally been a maid of honour.
I'm getting married today. This is gonna be the best day of my life.
Marnie is a vision.
One, two, three!
She's accused you of being fucking her, when you're not.
If there was anyone I was gonna copy,
it wouldn't be fucking Charlotte, it'd be Kylie Jenner. Howay.
What the hell's going on? I just didn't feel supported.
I've always had your back.
Come up and say that to me instead of talking about us behind my back.
'We're in the sun, we're in Cyprus,
'and I can't wait to have a fucking drink.'
Oh! Howay, Abbie!
'Geordie Shore family, we're back.' Holly!
What a gentleman. Ooh! You all right?Yeah.
'Charlotte's had her baby. I cannot wait to meet baby Alba.'
This villa is absolutely gorgeous.
Whoa!
Oh, this is lovely!
We've arrived! CHEERING
You look gorg. This is class, innit?
As soon as I said that I was DJing,
the look on your face was like a smacked arse.
You are absolutely talking shit.
You are not the only DJ in the house.
I'll leave you alone. You do your thing, I'll do my thing. No problem.
I can't be arsed with negative energy,
like, we're all trying our absolute hardest.
I never said it was you! I said whoever used this.
You're being passive-aggressive.
I've tidied twice after other people's children.
Why come on a family vacay, then? I'm not dealing with that.
What's going on with you and Chloe?
She thinks that you think that she copies you.
I thought that in the past.
Yes, I did say that Chloe copied us -
nearly eight, nine years ago.
Are they gone? What the fuck?
Is it Marnie? I can't see.
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna know how
# If you wanna know why Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna know why If you wanna know
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna know why
# If you wanna know how
# Everyone's here to party Let's party, party
# Gonna go wild Let's party hard
# We're gonna go wild Get naughty, naughty
# We're gonna go wild Let's party hard
# We're gonna go wild Get naughty, naughty
# We're gonna go wild Let's party hard
# Gonna go all night, all night All night, all night. #