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I'm getting married today,

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and this is gonna be
the best day of my life.

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Why don't we tie in our
honeymoon with a trip away with
everyone?

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Like a Geordie holiday...
Yeah...with friends and kids.

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Yeah, that'd be nice.

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The Geordie moon is gonna be
absolutely next level!

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Me, Jake, and Alba
have arrived in Cyprus. Woohoo!

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This villa is absolutely
gorgeous.

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Whoa! Oh!
Oh, this is lovely!

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We've arrived!

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WHOOPING

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I'm buzzing to be here and I
can't wait to see everyone.

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She accused you of being her,
when you're not!

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If there was anyone
I was gonna copy,

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it wouldn't be Charlotte
Crosby, it'd be fucking Kylie
Jenner. Howay!

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I ended up telling Charlotte
about the conversation

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that me, Nathan, and Chloe had.

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But I am worried it's gonna
lead to some tension on this
holiday.

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I know, at some point, I am
gonna have to speak to
Charlotte.

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But for now, shots are on my
mind.

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Urgh!

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# I'm in a state of mind

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# My heart's in overdrive... #

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Is this me giving off those
radiant vibes or is it the sun?

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Sun's nearly as bright
as your teeth, lad!

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Me and Ricci are back!

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And I haven't seen him for a
while,

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but we've picked up
where we left off, on the lash!

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Do you know, I can't reach.

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You won't be able to step up
into here, then.

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Since the reunion, my DJing
has taken well and truly off,

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and I've even got myself
a girlfriend.

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But after what happened with
Vicky, I'm keeping this one

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well and truly out the public
eye.

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Running away!

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I'm in Cyprus!
You know what it is?

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I always love the holidays.

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Getting back, in a new villa,
a new country.

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Me and you away again!
Again!

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We've had loads of drinks
on the flight on the way over

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and we've decided to get
the cabbie to stop at a bar

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on the way to the villa,
for some tequila slammers.

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Charlotte, don't let him see
you open that, cos he'll copy.

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I wanna play! No, it's fine.
It's fine. It's fine.

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No, look. We're gonna go bath
in a minute.

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If Rox works out how to open
that baby gate, we're in
trouble.

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We don't want babies escaping.

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Argh!
SHE LAUGHS

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Literally got me in the balls!
Oh, my God! Jake...

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Jake, did ya see that?

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It's always chaotic
in my house, mate.

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I really hope that Rox
isn't a handful,

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especially around baby Alba.

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I feel like the others are in
for a shock with our two.

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Yeah, you like sharks?

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Do you know how to do that?

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Don't let Rox see ya do it
cos he'll copy.

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It's been a long day, and right
now, this place is too chaotic,

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and Alba's starting to get
a bit whingey.

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Yeah, I'm gonna put her to bed
now.

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Marnie? Marnie?

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BABY CRIES

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Rox, Rox.

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We need to wait.

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You can go up when I say you
can!

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CHILD CRYING

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This is going to be
a very different Geordie Shore

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because the kids are here.

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But I do think it's gonna give
me a little bit of a taste

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of what I'm in for,

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and it'd be good to actually
be able to see all of my
friends

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as, like, parents.

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All done?
All done.

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Well, Casey's putting him to
bed.

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Is there anything harder than
getting kids to bed on holiday?

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Especially my two.

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I think us mamas have earned
ourselves a glass of wine.

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You sit at the back of the
lounger cos I'll tip it
otherwise.

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THEY LAUGH

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First night on our holidays!

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A very different holiday,
though.

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I feel like I'm gonna be like
a nosey neighbour the whole
time.

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Do you know, our room's there!
I know.

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You're gonna get to see
everything! You can see right
into the pool.

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I'm so glad that everything
seems fine with me and
Charlotte now,

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especially after everything
that I told her

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that was said at the wedding.

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The last thing I wanted on our
honeymoon was an awkward
atmosphere.

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Who have you invited?
This is your honeymoon.

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So, I feel like I invited
everyone who wanted to come,
basically.

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But I don't know
who's gonna turn up.

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Hang on a second.

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Does that mean like I... like
I...

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I could potentially be living
with Kyle and his family

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whilst I'm also married
and pregnant?

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Yeah. That is such a strange,
like, dynamic.

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That's interesting. I can't
wait for them to get here.

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James?!
Yeah?

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What you doing?
Just putting some clothes away.

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What are youse doing? Having a
little mothers' meeting?

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LAUGHTER

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I can hear a car. Jay and
Ricci's gotta be turning up
soon.

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I'm so excited.
We don't know who's coming.

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It literally could be anyone
from the Geordie Shore house.

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Wow!

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Here we go, son! Here we
fucking go!

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CHEERING
The party's here!

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Here they are!

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Yes! We've made it!

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It's so good to be here.

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You good?

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Look at this, son!

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How are ya? You all right?

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Where've youse been?

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Er, the pub.
How are you? You all right?

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Oh, my God!

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Do you know what?
Whenever we come back together,

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it's like we've never been
apart.

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What's happening?
You good?

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What's happening?
You all right?

121
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So, there's two villas.

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There's two villas.
We're in this one.

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And all the mams and Holly,
pregnant, are in this villa.

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Are you in this one, or...?

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I'm in that one.
I'm in the mam's one.

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I'm gonna get off to bed, then.

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You're going to bed?
Yeah.What's the time?

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Well, this is a change.
I know!

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I've only been in the villa
for five minutes and they're
off to bed.

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It just shows how much has
changed in Geordie Shore.

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He's actually asleep.

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Case?

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Casey?

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SHE LAUGHS

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Here's to another holiday!
Cheers to be back again, boys!

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This time with kids.

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And surprisingly,
none of them are ours.

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LAUGHTER

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Well, the girls are going to
bed,

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which means
there's only one thing left.

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The boys are gonna stay up.

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Remember, we used to have to
put the girls to bed,

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and now they're putting their
babies to bed.

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How do you sleep
when you're pregnant, like?

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It's hard towards the end.
I couldn't...

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Trying to turn over, cos you're
not allowed to tense your
abs...

147
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I would hate...
Have I got ab separation?

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Marnie, you need to shave!

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I am so looking forward
to having my baby.

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But being without Jacob for the
first time in my pregnancy

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is so hard.

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Who do you think's coming?

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Sophie, Chloe, Abbie.
That's all I know.

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We'll find out at some point,
I guess.

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CAR HORN

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Friggin' hell!
Oh, my God!

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Whoa!

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Wow! This is unbelievable!

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We might be a tad late
and a tad pissed,

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but wow, this villa is unreal!

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This is probably the biggest
villa we've ever stayed in!

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This is actually one of the
best ones I've ever seen! Oh,
my Jesus!

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Wow! Fucking hell!

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The villas look amazing,
but there's two,

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so I'm just hoping that I'm in
the one that the kids aren't.

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Guys!

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Here we go!

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Whoo!
Here we go!

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THEY CHEER

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Oh, my God!
Lads, lads, lads!

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It's time to strap ourselves
in.

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The girls are here, and it's
unreal to see them all.

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Are you all right? Yeah.
What's happening? You good?

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Give me some sugar!
Eeh, look at you!

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Give me some sugar!
You all right?

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We actually stopped off at a
bar and we got a little bit
drunk.

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That's what we did!
Hello. You all right, darling?

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Jesus! You're looking massive,
you! Like Hulk Hogan, aren't
you?

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I was ready just to sleep like
that.

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Going to bed, yeah?

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Good night. Have a good night.

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You're joking? Where's their
pool?

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Mate, good night.

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I'm starting to think that
maybe having the party villa

185
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and the family villa
next door to each other

186
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probably wasn't my smartest
idea.

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I think what we've gotta do
is, there has to be some
ground rules.

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Like what, though?

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If we were drunk, like, and
the boys are asleep
downstairs. That's a...

190
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That's what... Yeah.
We have to be so quiet.

191
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That's what I was thinking.

192
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That's going down on the rules.

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Me and Casey and the kids are
on the ground floor, where
everyone is,

194
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where the kitchen is, the
front door, the living room.

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So there needs to be
some ground rules.

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What we don't want is the kids
waking up cos everyone's
partying.

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Right, youse!
Ssh!Go on.

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You loved it last time.

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Youse, I'm a little bit
confused. Right, so this is our
villa? Yeah.

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Is that the family villa?
Yeah.

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I'm not gonna lie, I am happy
that Charlotte is in a
different house,

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just because I know that me,
Nathan, and Marnie

203
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do need to speak to Charlotte,
but now, I'm feeling the party!

204
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OK, we need to keep it down.

205
00:10:01,482 --> 00:10:03,896
I know, it's very close.
I mean, they're asleep, them.

206
00:10:03,931 --> 00:10:04,965
I feel like the one person

207
00:10:05,344 --> 00:10:08,724
who needs to tone it down
sometimes is you. You. No, not
me.

208
00:10:08,758 --> 00:10:09,931
You're the loud one.

209
00:10:09,965 --> 00:10:11,413
No, I am. I am.

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All the mams are gonna be
so angry at you.

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00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,275
I want the doors closed

212
00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:21,931
because I can hear the noise
going up and up next door.

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00:10:21,965 --> 00:10:24,344
And the last thing I want
is my kids to be woken up.

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Holly, take care, yeah? Good
night.

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00:10:32,103 --> 00:10:34,517
Have a good night.
I'll see ya in the morning.

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What are we doing, tonight,
then, youse?

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How's this gonna work, like?
I'm gonna be honest, I'm very
tired,

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I'm jet-lagged,
and I need to go to bed.

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Fucking hell!
This is a different Sophie.

220
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Aye, it's boring!
How times have changed!

221
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Whatever happened to
"on it like a car bonnet"?

222
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What happened was I grew up!

223
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Fuck me! The Geordie girls
are dropping like flies.

224
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First the mams, then the mam
to be, now Sophie!

225
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,689
What the fuck?

226
00:11:01,758 --> 00:11:03,482
Ooh!

227
00:11:03,517 --> 00:11:04,931
Let's go!

228
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,724
Us Geordies don't need anyone
else to party because we are
the party.

229
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:11,620
And tonight, we're partying
in this naughty villa.

230
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Lads, lads, lads, lads, lads,
lads, lads, lads!

231
00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:17,241
You look gorgeous!
Oh, shit!Wow!

232
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,172
Come on, lads!
We got all your drinks.

233
00:11:19,206 --> 00:11:20,689
How many people's here, like?

234
00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:22,827
Those are for you,
cos we wanna get drunk.

235
00:11:22,862 --> 00:11:24,344
Two each?
So, listen, lads!

236
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,655
I like the idea.
It's just us tonight.

237
00:11:26,724 --> 00:11:30,448
Just us. Sophie's obviously
one year younger than God.

238
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:33,448
It's just us, but so what?
We wanna get drunk.

239
00:11:33,517 --> 00:11:35,275
To going out and getting drunk!

240
00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:37,000
First night.
To the first night!

241
00:11:37,034 --> 00:11:38,448
Come on!

242
00:11:38,482 --> 00:11:40,379
THEY CHEER

243
00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:43,724
BABY CRIES

244
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,793
No, so...
Argh!

245
00:11:56,827 --> 00:11:58,551
SHE SCREAMS

246
00:11:58,586 --> 00:12:00,172
Whoa!
LAUGHTER

247
00:12:00,206 --> 00:12:02,758
She's like a crab, in't she?

248
00:12:04,517 --> 00:12:07,586
She's like a crab!
Fucking hell!

249
00:12:09,241 --> 00:12:11,586
It's crazy to think
that there's only a fence

250
00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:14,586
separating the party villa
and the family villa.

251
00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:16,965
So on this side,
we're making vodkas.

252
00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:21,103
On that side, they're making
baby bottles and changing
nappies.

253
00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:22,931
Like, how has this even
happened?

254
00:12:22,965 --> 00:12:24,724
BABY CRIES

255
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:42,896
# I need you like the morning
sun

256
00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:47,551
# Holding me
When the night is done. #

257
00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:59,275
This is our first morning
in the villa,

258
00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:01,379
or should I say the mad house?

259
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,793
And we've gotta keep on top
of the cleanliness

260
00:13:03,827 --> 00:13:06,965
because I can sense that Jake
feels a little bit
uncomfortable.

261
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:12,896
At home, Jake is extremely
clean and tidy, borderline
obsessive.

262
00:13:12,931 --> 00:13:15,448
And this is the complete
opposite.

263
00:13:24,344 --> 00:13:26,758
I feel like Charlotte's saying
that she's cleaning up

264
00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:28,172
because Jake don't like mess,

265
00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:30,551
when I feel like if Jake ain't
gonna tolerate the mess,

266
00:13:30,586 --> 00:13:32,413
then he might as well just go
home.

267
00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:35,551
Because kids are kids,
and every kid makes a mess.

268
00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:49,931
A usual night for Chloe is
get to the house, get ready,

269
00:13:49,965 --> 00:13:51,241
and get absolutely mortal.

270
00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:53,482
But right now,
I'm absolutely hanging

271
00:13:53,551 --> 00:13:55,103
and I haven't even been fucking
out!

272
00:13:59,068 --> 00:14:01,724
BABY CRIES

273
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,448
And you don't want anything?
CHILD:No!Oh!

274
00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:11,344
Duh!

275
00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:12,862
I was up in the night,
doing bottles,

276
00:14:12,896 --> 00:14:14,758
and now I'm up in the morning
with these two.

277
00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:16,586
At this rate, I'm never gonna
get a night out.

278
00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:19,068
I've just unpacked my case,
right? Mm.

279
00:14:19,103 --> 00:14:21,586
And I've brought so many sexy,
clubby outfits.Yeah.

280
00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:23,275
And I'm thinking,
what was I thinking?

281
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:24,724
Well, listen, we can take
turns.

282
00:14:24,793 --> 00:14:27,068
Like, if you go out with the
girls, I'll have the kids.

283
00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:28,965
I feel like we should
get out the villa today

284
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,137
and have a real nice day out,
like...Yeah.

285
00:14:31,172 --> 00:14:32,551
Like maybes go to the beach.
Yeah.

286
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,310
Rox really wants to see the
ocean. Yeah.

287
00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:41,241
So, how are you finding it so
far, Jake, then?

288
00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:44,206
I can feel Jake feels
very out of his comfort zone,

289
00:14:44,241 --> 00:14:46,206
out on this holiday
with a load of people

290
00:14:46,275 --> 00:14:48,172
that he doesn't know too well.

291
00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:50,137
For me, it's difficult, yeah?
Why?

292
00:14:50,172 --> 00:14:53,689
Obviously, like,
I enjoy my own company.I know.

293
00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:56,482
Like, I feel like I'm at uni.
Like, living with everyone.

294
00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:58,724
And everyone mucks in, and...
I know! I know!

295
00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:02,172
And you know, for me, Char,
yeah, like, everything has to
be on time.

296
00:15:02,206 --> 00:15:06,137
I know that you're struggling
because you don't like mess,

297
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,896
and there's a lot of mess.

298
00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:08,965
Yeah.

299
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,344
You don't like to be around
people for too long,

300
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,172
and we're living...
That's my worst thing.

301
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:16,448
Shut up!
There's no escape here.

302
00:15:16,517 --> 00:15:18,413
There isn't escape.
There's no escape.

303
00:15:18,448 --> 00:15:20,344
No, and I've got to say...
And it's like...

304
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:21,758
I'm struggling with that, Jake.

305
00:15:21,793 --> 00:15:24,103
I'd just like to just to shut
off for a couple of hours.

306
00:15:24,172 --> 00:15:26,068
Listen.
We've been here one day, right?

307
00:15:26,103 --> 00:15:28,896
I promise you
that it's gonna change.

308
00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:30,448
Let's hope so.

309
00:15:34,275 --> 00:15:36,965
CASEY:Rox, can you shout
for Jake and Charlotte?

310
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,137
Jake and Charlotte, come down!

311
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,965
Well done, that was loud.
Defo got your voice.

312
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,172
CHARLOTTE: Good morning,
everyone!

313
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,896
Good morning.
Good morning.Everyone?

314
00:15:47,965 --> 00:15:49,344
I have been on my hands and
knees,

315
00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:52,172
cleaning the whole villa
in the morning.

316
00:15:52,206 --> 00:15:54,827
Let's hope that today
isn't too chaotic.

317
00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:58,034
Good morning, other parents!

318
00:15:58,068 --> 00:16:00,172
Are you all right?
How did you sleep?

319
00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:03,655
All right, all right.
How did you sleep?

320
00:16:03,689 --> 00:16:05,655
It was all right. I'm not
gonna lie, I was thinking,

321
00:16:05,689 --> 00:16:07,448
"What are they doing
in the other villa?"

322
00:16:07,482 --> 00:16:09,206
What you saying, Jake?
All right?You good?

323
00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:12,931
They were fired up,
weren't they, Marnie?

324
00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:14,620
Yeah. Yeah.
The Hawaiian shirts.

325
00:16:14,655 --> 00:16:16,586
Hawaiian shirts on, low cut.

326
00:16:16,655 --> 00:16:19,379
Hair gelled. I swear they were
already drunk!

327
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:22,758
But the thing is, it wasn't too
loud where it was disruptive.
Mm.

328
00:16:22,793 --> 00:16:25,034
Well, it was,
cos the kids woke up from that.

329
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,931
ROX:You've got a girl. A baby!
Little baby.

330
00:16:27,965 --> 00:16:29,344
Marnie?

331
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,206
After what Charlotte's told us
about Jake,

332
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:42,931
I feel like we're gonna be
a bit too full-on for him.

333
00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:46,034
Rox, oi! 'Ey, no!

334
00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:49,551
Right, give me them now!

335
00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:54,068
No, Rox. Rox, no! No, you're
gonna hurt your ankle!

336
00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:55,896
Jake, take it off him.
You'll hurt yourself.

337
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,000
If you break your ankle,
we can't go to the beach.

338
00:16:58,034 --> 00:16:59,068
Then what are we gonna do?

339
00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:01,068
We'll have to drive home
and go to the hospital.

340
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:08,206
Me and you, we come in, we get
too fucking excited, right,

341
00:17:08,275 --> 00:17:11,551
and we just get absolutely
hammered. And then that's it.

342
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,482
Waking up on our first morning
in Cyprus,

343
00:17:15,517 --> 00:17:18,103
I'm definitely feeling
a little bit tired and ropey.

344
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,241
But I tell you what,

345
00:17:19,275 --> 00:17:22,000
it is good to be back
in the Geordie Shore house.

346
00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:31,793
Daddy, can you get me water?

347
00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:33,172
Yes, sir.

348
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,620
Good boy. You having fun, yeah?

349
00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:47,689
You all right, Uncle James?
MARNIE: Hi!

350
00:17:47,724 --> 00:17:50,034
You gonna come down
and look after the kids?

351
00:17:52,758 --> 00:17:54,413
I'll take that as a no.

352
00:17:56,620 --> 00:18:00,586
Obviously, both of our boys are
so hyperactive. They're
dominant.

353
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:03,379
I just don't wanna be, like,
the family that people avoid

354
00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:05,034
because it's too chaotic.

355
00:18:05,068 --> 00:18:06,551
You're gonna let it
ruin your holiday

356
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,379
because you're worried
Rox is boisterous?

357
00:18:08,413 --> 00:18:10,172
Yeah, that's the thing.
Do you know what I mean?

358
00:18:10,206 --> 00:18:11,551
Out of everyone,

359
00:18:11,586 --> 00:18:13,482
me and Casey were the first
to have two kids.

360
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,482
And they're not babies.
They're close in age.

361
00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:19,206
No-one will understand
how hard it is.

362
00:18:19,241 --> 00:18:21,068
Rox, can we come back here,
baby?

363
00:18:21,103 --> 00:18:22,862
But at the same time,
like, I don't...Rox! Rox!

364
00:18:22,896 --> 00:18:25,310
Casey, I don't wanna spend the
whole holiday just shouting.

365
00:18:25,344 --> 00:18:26,551
That's fine. You can tell...

366
00:18:28,034 --> 00:18:29,517
Answer!
He's running off, darling.

367
00:18:29,551 --> 00:18:31,793
He can't get anywhere, man!
I think I left the gate open.

368
00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:33,551
Well...
I don't know.

369
00:18:33,586 --> 00:18:35,655
Go and check. Rox?

370
00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:37,448
The gate is open. Rox?

371
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:41,344
# Cos I'm still thinking 'bout
Last night... #

372
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,793
KNOCKING

373
00:18:43,827 --> 00:18:45,517
Morning.
Oh, Tindale.

374
00:18:45,551 --> 00:18:46,551
What's happening?

375
00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:48,724
You seem a bit fucking bright,
like.

376
00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:51,827
Young age.
Young... Young age!

377
00:18:51,862 --> 00:18:54,310
So jealous of how good he
feels. Look at him!

378
00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:56,172
There's a different vibe
with the kids here.

379
00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:57,793
It is different, like.
It'll be good.

380
00:18:57,827 --> 00:18:59,793
I'm looking forward to it.
By the end of the week,

381
00:18:59,827 --> 00:19:02,000
I'll fucking know exactly what
I'm doing and that.

382
00:19:02,034 --> 00:19:05,103
Ready to be a da.
Make a da!

383
00:19:05,137 --> 00:19:06,896
Is Chantelle arriving today?

384
00:19:06,931 --> 00:19:08,310
I think so.
Is she?

385
00:19:08,344 --> 00:19:10,275
I think Chantelle and
Ricardo...

386
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:13,000
Bring on little Ricardo.
Little Ricci. Come on, lad!

387
00:19:13,034 --> 00:19:14,344
Little Ricci.

388
00:19:14,379 --> 00:19:16,344
There's already
a fucking little Ricci.

389
00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:17,862
I know, a littler Ricci.
Oh!

390
00:19:17,931 --> 00:19:19,172
THEY LAUGH

391
00:19:25,344 --> 00:19:27,517
JAKE: Can you sit on there,
yeah? CASEY: Yeah, course.

392
00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:30,517
It's lovely weather, man. It's
all right, in the sun, innit?

393
00:19:30,551 --> 00:19:31,793
Mate, it's boiling.

394
00:19:31,827 --> 00:19:34,448
What are you, erm...
How are you finding it?

395
00:19:34,482 --> 00:19:36,896
I don't know, mate. It's just
not the way I live my life.
Yeah.

396
00:19:36,931 --> 00:19:40,689
What are you struggling with?
It's hard, bro, like...

397
00:19:40,724 --> 00:19:42,379
Rox, be careful!

398
00:19:42,413 --> 00:19:44,551
No-one's done anything wrong,
though.Yeah.

399
00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:46,586
But it's just not
my style of living.

400
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,310
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

401
00:19:48,379 --> 00:19:50,206
This is not for me,
and I'd rather get off.

402
00:19:50,241 --> 00:19:52,206
If you said I could go home,
I'd be off.

403
00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:54,586
Would you really?
I can't do it.

404
00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:57,862
I kinda knew
that Jake was struggling,

405
00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:00,241
but to hear him say
he wants out of this holiday,

406
00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:01,827
it's a bit of a surprise.

407
00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:05,517
Keep it on.
ROX CRIES

408
00:20:07,586 --> 00:20:11,448
CHLOE: Oh, my God, Abbie.
I was so drunk last night.

409
00:20:13,241 --> 00:20:15,758
SOPHIE:Where are them
stinky slappers?!

410
00:20:15,793 --> 00:20:16,931
You're boring!

411
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,103
I know you need coffee
in the morning.What about me?

412
00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:20,965
Thank you very much
for the lovely gesture.

413
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:25,310
You're very welcome, girls. Go
on, then, right. What
happened?

414
00:20:25,344 --> 00:20:28,137
I said it was weird last night,
not everyone being there.

415
00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:31,620
Trust me, if we all have a
night out together, mams will
be on the loose.

416
00:20:31,655 --> 00:20:33,724
Will they? Mams on the loose?
Yeah.

417
00:20:33,793 --> 00:20:35,551
I'm excited to see mams
on the loose.I know.

418
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,310
On that note, shall we get up,
get ready?

419
00:20:37,344 --> 00:20:38,862
Howay, youse. Let's get ready.
Yeah.

420
00:20:38,896 --> 00:20:41,379
Shall we have a look over the
fence? I love dressing like a
mam!

421
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,896
You need to cover up for the
kids.

422
00:20:42,931 --> 00:20:44,206
Ooh!

423
00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:55,034
ROX: I can jump in the pool.
CHARLOTTE: Go on, then, go on!
Rox.

424
00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:57,413
Oh, big jump. Very shallow
pool.

425
00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:00,724
ALBA SCREAMS
MARNIE:Rox.

426
00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:02,551
What was that, Alba?
Right, you know...

427
00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:04,689
Rox, you know you've gotta be
careful, because if...

428
00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:07,068
Oh, see, she...
Look, she got a fright, Roxy.

429
00:21:07,103 --> 00:21:09,137
I always knew Rox was gonna be
full-on,

430
00:21:09,172 --> 00:21:11,379
but the last thing I needed
was added tension

431
00:21:11,413 --> 00:21:12,448
between me and Charlotte

432
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,206
after what I told her we'd
said about her at the wedding.

433
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:19,655
CHLOE:Hello! Oi, oi!
SOPHIE: Good morning!

434
00:21:19,724 --> 00:21:21,724
Good morning, Rox!
Rox!

435
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:23,793
I haven't seen Charlotte
since I've arrived,

436
00:21:23,827 --> 00:21:25,551
so I am just gonna keep it
on the down-low,

437
00:21:25,586 --> 00:21:27,827
but I'm so excited to see the
kids.

438
00:21:27,896 --> 00:21:31,413
What time did youse get up?
Hello, Alba. Hello.

439
00:21:31,448 --> 00:21:33,448
ALBA CRIES
Oh, she doesn't like me. Ooh.

440
00:21:33,517 --> 00:21:36,172
She's crying cos she got a
shock.

441
00:21:36,241 --> 00:21:38,379
This is the first time
that I've seen Chloe

442
00:21:38,448 --> 00:21:41,517
since the chat that we had
at the wedding about Charlotte.

443
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:44,724
I feel a little bit nervous
about telling her

444
00:21:44,793 --> 00:21:46,931
that I told Charlotte
about what was said.

445
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,379
What's that?

446
00:21:48,448 --> 00:21:51,241
I know, bubba.
CRYING CONTINUES

447
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,413
We'll go in, we'll go in,
we'll go in.

448
00:21:53,448 --> 00:21:55,862
How are you feeling? All right?
Are you relaxed or not?

449
00:21:55,931 --> 00:21:58,724
Obviously, I feel like, erm...
I feel like it's a lot for
them...

450
00:21:58,758 --> 00:22:01,034
Is it? ..cos they're not used
to it. Yeah.

451
00:22:01,068 --> 00:22:02,931
You know, like, I think...
Charlotte.

452
00:22:02,965 --> 00:22:05,413
I think, well, Holly said
she's got a shock.Right.

453
00:22:05,448 --> 00:22:07,689
It's the carnage...
Absolutely, yeah. ..of having
two.

454
00:22:07,724 --> 00:22:10,655
What, has it been really hard?
Well, it's just absolute
non-stop.

455
00:22:10,689 --> 00:22:13,241
You're probably used to it now,
though.I'm used to it.

456
00:22:13,275 --> 00:22:15,137
I'm king of the castle!

457
00:22:15,172 --> 00:22:18,275
It's really hard to just focus
when there's so many people
around.

458
00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:20,724
'It's very daunting.
Everyone's looking.

459
00:22:20,758 --> 00:22:23,517
'I feel like everyone else
has it so much easier than us.'

460
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,724
CRYING CONTINUES

461
00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:33,206
You know what'll be good,
Marnie?

462
00:22:33,241 --> 00:22:35,000
When Chantelle's little boy
gets here. Ooh!

463
00:22:35,034 --> 00:22:36,862
It'll be so...
They'll play together.

464
00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:39,896
I can't wait for Chantelle and
Ricardo to get here

465
00:22:39,931 --> 00:22:42,551
because Rox is gonna have
Ricardo to play with,

466
00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:44,758
and that's gonna make my life
a little bit easier.

467
00:22:44,827 --> 00:22:46,896
# Just wanna know the future

468
00:22:46,931 --> 00:22:49,068
# I'm high when I'm with you

469
00:22:49,103 --> 00:22:50,620
# Hold me still closer

470
00:22:50,655 --> 00:22:53,000
# I'm landing on safe ground

471
00:22:53,034 --> 00:22:54,413
# Oh, it's time

472
00:22:54,448 --> 00:22:56,241
# Oh, yeah, it's time... #

473
00:23:03,931 --> 00:23:05,482
The sun is shining,

474
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:09,827
and I've finally arrived in
Cyprus with my son, Ricardo.

475
00:23:09,862 --> 00:23:13,241
I can't wait to join the family
and their families

476
00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:15,517
for Marnie's Geordie reunion.

477
00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:18,034
Oh! You all right, darling?
I'm good. How are you?

478
00:23:18,068 --> 00:23:20,000
HOLLY:Oh, you look gorge!
Thank you.

479
00:23:20,068 --> 00:23:23,241
Marnie? Chantelle's here.
GIRLS:Aww!

480
00:23:23,275 --> 00:23:25,413
Holly, are you in here?
I'm in here.

481
00:23:25,448 --> 00:23:28,689
At least you know what you
gotta expect. I know. Oh, God,
I...

482
00:23:28,724 --> 00:23:30,586
I think I wanna turn him
back into a sperm.

483
00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:32,724
LAUGHTER
Hi!

484
00:23:32,758 --> 00:23:34,206
Hi. How are you?

485
00:23:34,275 --> 00:23:35,793
It's so good to see Chantelle.

486
00:23:35,827 --> 00:23:39,000
But now, the family villa
is gonna be more hectic.

487
00:23:39,068 --> 00:23:41,517
Hi, guys!

488
00:23:41,551 --> 00:23:43,517
'I'm so happy to see
Chantelle.'

489
00:23:43,586 --> 00:23:46,724
This is exactly who I need
walking into this family villa.

490
00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:49,724
Hopefully, things are gonna be
a little bit better from now
on.

491
00:23:49,793 --> 00:23:52,344
Do you ever get broody?
This won't make you broody.

492
00:23:52,413 --> 00:23:54,379
This... This will sew your
vagina right up!

493
00:23:54,448 --> 00:23:56,379
ABBIE LAUGHS

494
00:23:56,413 --> 00:24:00,275
It is so lovely seeing everyone
bring their kids away, but for
me,

495
00:24:00,344 --> 00:24:04,310
I am in absolutely no rush to
be having kids or settling
down.

496
00:24:04,344 --> 00:24:06,000
SOPHIE:It's not normal,
is it, really?

497
00:24:06,034 --> 00:24:07,413
CASEY: Whee!
Bless him.

498
00:24:07,448 --> 00:24:10,655
He's a proper lad, him, in't
he? Soph, it'll be you next.

499
00:24:10,724 --> 00:24:13,000
I don't know if you're ever
prepared for all this.

500
00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:15,206
CHLOE:Nah.
Nothing prepares you.

501
00:24:15,241 --> 00:24:17,413
Nah, not at all.
Nah.Hardest thing in the world.

502
00:24:17,448 --> 00:24:19,586
Hardest thing in the world.
Yeah.

503
00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:23,275
I don't care how hard it is
because, hopefully, next year,

504
00:24:23,310 --> 00:24:26,275
I'll either be pregnant or a
mam.

505
00:24:26,344 --> 00:24:28,620
Either, I cannot wait.

506
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,827
CHARLOTTE: I cannot wait
to catch up with Chantelle.

507
00:24:39,862 --> 00:24:41,551
But right now, it's Alba's nap
time,

508
00:24:41,586 --> 00:24:43,793
so I'm gonna get her down
before there's a meltdown.

509
00:24:48,034 --> 00:24:49,724
Can I tell you something?

510
00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:09,310
So, Casey's telling us that
Jake's pissed off because of
the mess.

511
00:25:09,344 --> 00:25:12,482
That's made me feel like shit,
if I'm honest.

512
00:25:12,551 --> 00:25:14,034
No, Rox, not too hard.

513
00:25:14,068 --> 00:25:15,724
Come on, Charlotte and Jake,
like,

514
00:25:15,758 --> 00:25:18,827
this is what life with kids
is gonna be like.

515
00:25:25,862 --> 00:25:28,448
ALL:Geordie Shore, why aye!

516
00:25:44,068 --> 00:25:46,793
Some of us have decided
today's gonna be a beach day.

517
00:25:46,862 --> 00:25:49,655
And if there's one thing I
love, it's drinking in the sun.

518
00:25:49,724 --> 00:25:52,413
You never know, I might even
make a fucking sand castle.

519
00:25:52,482 --> 00:25:54,241
I might go on a Jet Ski, me.
Yes!

520
00:25:54,275 --> 00:25:56,137
I might go dead fast
that I get a speeding ticket!

521
00:25:56,172 --> 00:25:57,206
Do you know what?

522
00:25:57,655 --> 00:25:59,724
It feels really weird taking a
coffee to the beach, not
alcohol.

523
00:25:59,758 --> 00:26:01,551
I just can't wait
to get to that beach club,

524
00:26:01,586 --> 00:26:02,655
have a few cocktails,

525
00:26:02,689 --> 00:26:06,000
get a little bit tipsy
and watch the sunset go down.

526
00:26:06,068 --> 00:26:08,482
See youse there! We're going
to the beach, beach!

527
00:26:10,965 --> 00:26:12,655
CHEERING

528
00:26:14,551 --> 00:26:17,275
Ah, this is well better than
going to the beach, innit?
Good.

529
00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:19,241
We decided not to go the beach

530
00:26:19,275 --> 00:26:21,758
and have a bit of a chilled one
at the villa instead.

531
00:26:25,724 --> 00:26:29,586
# Hey, good fun, good fun

532
00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:33,896
# Hey, are you ready?
Good times, good times... #

533
00:26:33,965 --> 00:26:37,379
Wow! Wow, this is amazing!

534
00:26:39,310 --> 00:26:41,655
SOPHIE: Wow! Isn't this
stunning?

535
00:26:41,689 --> 00:26:43,931
I tell you what, we're going up
in the world, aren't we?

536
00:26:43,965 --> 00:26:48,793
Wow! These beach clubs in
Cyprus are hitting all the
feels.

537
00:26:48,827 --> 00:26:50,551
'Now it feels like a holiday.'

538
00:26:50,586 --> 00:26:52,931
To be in a beach bar,
having a lovely drink,

539
00:26:52,965 --> 00:26:55,275
it's just really fun for us all
to be out together.

540
00:26:55,310 --> 00:26:57,206
Cheers, everyone!
Cheers!

541
00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:59,586
To being out-out!
On the family, Geordies.

542
00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:01,068
Where's all the kids?

543
00:27:01,103 --> 00:27:05,000
# We're living fast
For right now... #

544
00:27:05,034 --> 00:27:07,379
Me and Chantelle
are fashionably late.

545
00:27:07,413 --> 00:27:10,655
Standard mummy behaviour.
But at least we're here.

546
00:27:10,689 --> 00:27:13,517
Hi!
Hello!Aww!

547
00:27:13,586 --> 00:27:16,034
We've brought double trouble
with wor.

548
00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:17,241
Oh, she's got the little'un.

549
00:27:17,275 --> 00:27:19,551
Fucking hell! It's only
Chantelle.

550
00:27:19,620 --> 00:27:21,448
We nearly necked on
in the last reunion,

551
00:27:21,482 --> 00:27:23,103
and now she's here
with the little one.

552
00:27:23,137 --> 00:27:25,896
I'll tell you who I've been
messaging since the reunion.
Who?

553
00:27:25,931 --> 00:27:27,448
Chantelle.
Chantelle?!

554
00:27:27,482 --> 00:27:30,068
We'll go there, have some
fun...

555
00:27:30,103 --> 00:27:31,827
Howay, then.
..and see what happens.

556
00:27:31,896 --> 00:27:35,172
It's so weird seeing Jay here,
since I've got me son now,

557
00:27:35,206 --> 00:27:36,931
cos he's never met Ricardo.

558
00:27:36,965 --> 00:27:38,724
You all right?

559
00:27:38,793 --> 00:27:40,137
Hey, Marns. You OK, darling?

560
00:27:40,172 --> 00:27:41,655
We haven't got everyone here,

561
00:27:41,689 --> 00:27:44,517
but it is so lovely just to
have some of the kids with us.

562
00:27:44,551 --> 00:27:47,275
Isn't it mental, seeing
Chantelle with a little boy?

563
00:27:47,310 --> 00:27:49,275
THEY LAUGH

564
00:27:49,310 --> 00:27:52,344
Chantelle, is he like you?
No. I don't think he is.

565
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:55,758
Oh, look, he's running off.
He's definitely like you!Aye.

566
00:27:55,793 --> 00:27:57,517
He's got some energy, hasn't
he?

567
00:27:58,793 --> 00:28:00,965
MARNIE:What's wrong?
ROX CRIES

568
00:28:01,034 --> 00:28:03,137
Shall we go to the beach?
Me and you go to the beach now?

569
00:28:03,172 --> 00:28:04,793
Come on. Let's go.

570
00:28:04,827 --> 00:28:08,275
It's not fair for Ricardo and
Rox to stand at the beach bar

571
00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:11,655
when the beach is, like, steps
away.

572
00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:14,172
I'm gonna go and take him to
the beach. Right.

573
00:28:14,206 --> 00:28:17,275
Take his little sand castle.
SHE GASPS

574
00:28:17,310 --> 00:28:19,793
Ooh!Ooh, what's happened?
Grab her.

575
00:28:19,827 --> 00:28:22,241
Is everything OK?
Grab her.Ooh!

576
00:28:22,310 --> 00:28:23,793
THEY LAUGH

577
00:28:23,862 --> 00:28:27,103
While Marnie and Chantelle are
wrangling the toddlers at the
beach,

578
00:28:27,137 --> 00:28:29,965
we've got our own toddler
to look after - Chloe.

579
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,896
RICARDO SCREAMS
Go on the beach.

580
00:28:31,931 --> 00:28:34,344
We'll go on the beach.
We're going to the beach.

581
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:37,379
# Meet me at the coastline

582
00:28:37,413 --> 00:28:41,689
# Sunset, kiss me
When the sun goes down... #

583
00:28:43,724 --> 00:28:45,862
I love you, Alba!

584
00:28:45,896 --> 00:28:50,034
I am so looking forward to
having a lovely, lovely
laid-back day.

585
00:28:51,068 --> 00:28:53,000
You good, girl?
I love her so much, you know?

586
00:28:53,034 --> 00:28:54,206
I know.

587
00:28:54,241 --> 00:28:55,413
Oh!
All right?

588
00:28:55,448 --> 00:28:56,793
Well, hello!
Did you stay as well?

589
00:28:56,827 --> 00:28:58,965
Do you know what? I had to.
I just... I couldn't.

590
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,586
You know, with him,
too much in the car...

591
00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:02,448
Too late, wasn't it?
Too late, man.

592
00:29:02,482 --> 00:29:03,689
A bit too late. I know.
Yeah.

593
00:29:03,758 --> 00:29:05,965
I would've looked like a whale
had washed up on the shore.

594
00:29:06,034 --> 00:29:08,172
Also, I won't lie, the
toddlers are a lot, aren't
they?

595
00:29:08,206 --> 00:29:09,482
Yeah.
THEY LAUGH

596
00:29:09,551 --> 00:29:12,413
No, no, no, no. Rox is a lot!
Rox is a lot, yeah.

597
00:29:12,448 --> 00:29:16,000
I'm not really quite sure what
to make of what Jake's just
said.

598
00:29:16,034 --> 00:29:17,413
Like, what does he mean by
that?

599
00:29:17,448 --> 00:29:18,827
'He's a three-year-old boy,

600
00:29:18,862 --> 00:29:21,413
'and I feel like he's
definitely digging out my son.'

601
00:29:21,448 --> 00:29:22,586
And you know what, though?

602
00:29:22,655 --> 00:29:25,275
It was nice, Alba having
a bit of time on the swings

603
00:29:25,310 --> 00:29:27,586
without being bowled into or...
Battered.

604
00:29:27,620 --> 00:29:29,724
Or hurled off!
Rox rugby tackling.

605
00:29:29,758 --> 00:29:32,586
It's not everywhere. You're
going on like you don't like
Rox.

606
00:29:38,172 --> 00:29:40,965
We don't not like him.
He's... He's just a nightmare.

607
00:29:41,034 --> 00:29:42,172
JAKE LAUGHS

608
00:29:42,482 --> 00:29:45,068
I'm not gonna lie, it's hard
hearing Charlotte and Jake slag
off Rox.

609
00:29:45,103 --> 00:29:47,206
Like, the end of the day,
it's gonna hit them

610
00:29:47,241 --> 00:29:48,413
when their kid gets older.

611
00:29:53,689 --> 00:29:57,758
Right, then. Erm... I think
that might be someone's cue

612
00:29:57,793 --> 00:29:59,724
to make some cocktails.
Don't look at me.

613
00:29:59,758 --> 00:30:03,000
OAX CRIES
Hey. Come on, look.

614
00:30:07,172 --> 00:30:09,310
I felt like we were getting
judged with our parenting

615
00:30:09,344 --> 00:30:10,517
from Charlotte and Jake.

616
00:30:10,586 --> 00:30:13,206
And I feel like they're at a
very early stage at the moment.

617
00:30:13,241 --> 00:30:15,655
But as soon as Alba starts
crawling and walking,

618
00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:16,862
it's a different ball game.

619
00:30:16,896 --> 00:30:18,586
You'll give him a bloody
complex.

620
00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:21,827
Well, it's nothing that's not
true, is it?

621
00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:22,896
SHE LAUGHS

622
00:30:23,206 --> 00:30:25,448
Just saying, he is hard work.
Like, you know, he's a toddler.

623
00:30:25,482 --> 00:30:28,379
They're all hard work.
She's gonna be hard work.

624
00:30:28,413 --> 00:30:30,862
Everyone's hard... You're hard
work! You're a fucking adult.

625
00:30:30,896 --> 00:30:32,448
HE LAUGHS

626
00:30:38,931 --> 00:30:40,068
Cheers, everyone!

627
00:30:45,517 --> 00:30:48,275
Not only have me and Chantelle
become really good friends,

628
00:30:48,310 --> 00:30:50,275
her little boy
is also the same age as Rox.

629
00:30:50,344 --> 00:30:52,172
So I just feel like
they're gonna have each other

630
00:30:52,206 --> 00:30:54,068
and have so much fun.

631
00:30:54,103 --> 00:30:56,379
THEY YELL

632
00:30:56,413 --> 00:30:58,758
Rox, you're the best
at sand castles.

633
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,965
Oh, look who's here!

634
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,517
THE BOYS LAUGH

635
00:31:09,551 --> 00:31:11,827
There's Uncle Ricci,
Uncle Jay, Uncle James!

636
00:31:11,862 --> 00:31:13,586
The best thing in the entire
world.

637
00:31:13,620 --> 00:31:14,896
What's that?
Hello!

638
00:31:14,931 --> 00:31:17,413
What do you say? Say...
Thank you.

639
00:31:17,482 --> 00:31:19,379
Thank you. Good boy.
Aww. Give me a high five.

640
00:31:19,448 --> 00:31:21,413
Give him a high five. Oh!
Yeah!

641
00:31:21,448 --> 00:31:23,482
I am dying for a night out.
I'm not gonna lie.Yeah.

642
00:31:23,517 --> 00:31:26,206
So I'm sure the lads are gonna
have to babysit one night.

643
00:31:26,241 --> 00:31:27,586
THE BOYS LAUGHS
What, us?

644
00:31:27,655 --> 00:31:30,068
Aye! And let the lasses have a
break.

645
00:31:30,137 --> 00:31:31,172
Bless Chantelle.

646
00:31:31,413 --> 00:31:34,068
She is a single parent,
and she's the only one out here

647
00:31:34,103 --> 00:31:36,172
who has to do everything
just for herself.

648
00:31:36,241 --> 00:31:38,931
So me and the boys,
we feel obliged, really.

649
00:31:38,965 --> 00:31:41,655
We need to try and be there
for her, to help her out
whenever we can.

650
00:31:41,689 --> 00:31:43,551
I'm up for that, if all the
lads are stopping in.

651
00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:45,551
I think we'll have
our hands full, like!

652
00:31:45,620 --> 00:31:47,241
LAUGHS

653
00:31:50,896 --> 00:31:54,310
So, how are you finding this?
How are you finding everything?

654
00:31:54,344 --> 00:31:56,275
You know what?
I'm finding it a bit weird.

655
00:31:56,310 --> 00:31:59,517
I dunno, like, not in a bad
way. Different dynamics. Just
different.

656
00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:02,965
Well, there's a funny vibe in
the villa, a little bit.
Really?

657
00:32:03,034 --> 00:32:04,827
The vibe in the villa, right,
it's like...

658
00:32:04,862 --> 00:32:06,586
I feel like Charlotte,
Holly and Jake

659
00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:08,448
are very much in the bedroom.
There you are.

660
00:32:08,482 --> 00:32:10,241
Another reason I'm feeling
weird

661
00:32:10,275 --> 00:32:12,620
is because I feel like
I need to come clean

662
00:32:12,655 --> 00:32:14,758
and tell Chloe that I told
Charlotte

663
00:32:14,793 --> 00:32:16,620
about what we were all saying
at the wedding.

664
00:32:16,689 --> 00:32:17,758
She has a right to know.

665
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,310
So, you know... Remember the
chat that me, you and Nathan
had

666
00:32:20,344 --> 00:32:21,655
at the wedding?
I was so drunk.

667
00:32:21,689 --> 00:32:23,206
I don't really remember a lot
of it.

668
00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:24,896
I don't even think...
Well, you didn't...

669
00:32:24,931 --> 00:32:27,896
You didn't really say anything.
Right. What about it, then?

670
00:32:27,931 --> 00:32:30,586
Nathan was airing everything he
felt. I was airing how I felt.

671
00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:33,620
You just said something like
Charlotte always says that
you...

672
00:32:33,689 --> 00:32:35,137
that you copy her.
Yeah. Oh, I know.

673
00:32:35,172 --> 00:32:36,344
Which you hate.
Yeah.

674
00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:37,655
SHE SIGHS

675
00:32:37,724 --> 00:32:40,931
My God! This copying thing
is starting to drive me insane.

676
00:32:40,965 --> 00:32:43,275
But how do you feel about
everything with Charlotte?

677
00:32:43,310 --> 00:32:45,379
I just feel that me and
Charlotte used to be so close.

678
00:32:45,448 --> 00:32:47,482
See, now it's just like
we don't really speak a lot.

679
00:32:47,517 --> 00:32:49,137
She's just not herself.
Yeah, nah.

680
00:32:49,172 --> 00:32:51,551
But do you feel like
youse could talk about it

681
00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:53,655
and get things off your chest
and maybes move on?

682
00:32:53,689 --> 00:32:55,206
You know,
if we had a girls' night out,

683
00:32:55,275 --> 00:32:56,551
I think we'd really bond again.

684
00:32:56,586 --> 00:32:59,379
For as long as I can remember,
there has been issues

685
00:32:59,448 --> 00:33:02,413
in Chloe
and Charlotte's relationship.

686
00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:05,517
And I still haven't told Chloe
that I told Charlotte

687
00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:07,620
what was said about her
at the wedding.

688
00:33:07,689 --> 00:33:09,827
I just hope that Chloe
isn't pissed off.

689
00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:12,793
# This is what humans are... #

690
00:33:12,827 --> 00:33:15,310
You know that I went on a night
out with Charlotte and told
her?

691
00:33:15,344 --> 00:33:17,482
Here you are.I told her about
the conversation we had.

692
00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,344
SHE GASPS

693
00:33:19,413 --> 00:33:21,965
'Charlotte knows?
Thanks a lot, Marnie [!]'

694
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,620
I do need to speak to
Charlotte,

695
00:33:23,655 --> 00:33:26,000
but I just feel like
I need to pick the right time.

696
00:33:31,827 --> 00:33:34,172
Geordie Shore, why aye!

697
00:33:45,862 --> 00:33:47,620
CHARLOTTE: Cheers!
HOLLY:Cheers!

698
00:33:47,655 --> 00:33:49,965
Cheers to all of us staying
here and everyone going.

699
00:33:50,034 --> 00:33:51,448
Ah!
It's been peaceful, hasn't it?

700
00:33:51,482 --> 00:33:54,034
Yeah.It's been lovely!
I've actually enjoyed...

701
00:33:54,068 --> 00:33:55,517
I've had a couple of drinks,
you know?

702
00:33:55,551 --> 00:33:57,689
Yeah, you're pissed.
I'm tipsy.You're pissed.

703
00:33:57,724 --> 00:34:00,758
I am so glad I didn't drag
myself to the beach.

704
00:34:00,793 --> 00:34:04,517
Hanging out with Casey and
Holly is much more up my street
today.

705
00:34:04,551 --> 00:34:08,965
I've had to let Jake take over
cos Alba just woke up.Aww!

706
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,655
Tonight's my night!
Yeah, OK.

707
00:34:10,689 --> 00:34:13,206
Tonight's my night as well,
then, cos Marnie's
obviously...

708
00:34:13,241 --> 00:34:15,172
I think youse have already
started, so... Yeah!

709
00:34:15,206 --> 00:34:16,896
They'll need a drink
when they get back.

710
00:34:16,931 --> 00:34:19,206
We wanna know
how much you love Marnie.

711
00:34:19,241 --> 00:34:21,655
Loads. More than anything.
I love her.

712
00:34:21,689 --> 00:34:24,068
Describe it in a sentence.
What do you feel about her?

713
00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,758
Well, I mean,
I am married to Marnie,

714
00:34:25,793 --> 00:34:28,379
so I mean that should tell you
how much I love her.

715
00:34:28,448 --> 00:34:30,931
I just love her more than
I've ever loved anyone.Aww!

716
00:34:30,965 --> 00:34:33,344
And I just feel like we get...
we're like the same person.

717
00:34:33,379 --> 00:34:36,206
What about you? What does it
mean to you, with Jake?

718
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:40,379
I could not spend a single
second without him.

719
00:34:40,413 --> 00:34:43,206
Are you gonna get married? I
hope we can get married one
day.

720
00:34:43,241 --> 00:34:44,586
I feel like you get on really
well.

721
00:34:44,655 --> 00:34:46,241
Do you think you could ask him,
Casey?

722
00:34:46,275 --> 00:34:48,379
Well, I have asked him.
Well, what did he say, then?

723
00:34:48,413 --> 00:34:50,275
Well, he was just like, you
know... Defensive?

724
00:34:50,310 --> 00:34:51,793
No, no, no!
I'm putting him in it now.

725
00:34:51,827 --> 00:34:54,241
He's like, "Wait, hold up,
hold up." I think it's one of
them.

726
00:34:54,275 --> 00:34:55,689
Hold up for what?
No.

727
00:34:55,724 --> 00:34:57,000
I dunno what it must feel like

728
00:34:57,068 --> 00:34:59,137
for someone to say
they wanna be with you forever.

729
00:34:59,206 --> 00:35:01,068
Oh! Oh, the best.
Is it amazing?

730
00:35:01,103 --> 00:35:02,586
Yeah, it's a nice feeling.
Oh! Like...

731
00:35:02,655 --> 00:35:04,965
It is a nice feeling.
It's an overwhelming feeling.

732
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,379
Mate, yeah. It is a nice
feeling.

733
00:35:06,413 --> 00:35:09,241
Yeah, well, if Jake said
"wife", I would melt into a
compound.

734
00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:11,103
Just think, "That's my wife,"
and I'm like...

735
00:35:11,137 --> 00:35:12,689
Oh, my God!
Bloody compound!

736
00:35:12,724 --> 00:35:14,068
Jake is my soulmate.

737
00:35:14,103 --> 00:35:16,931
So, yes, getting married to him
would be the icing on the cake.

738
00:35:16,965 --> 00:35:19,482
What's going on with you and
Chloe? Chloe hasn't said
anything.

739
00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:21,689
But I feel like there's
awkwardness between you two.

740
00:35:21,724 --> 00:35:22,931
No, you know what Chloe said.

741
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,137
Oh, what? I know what Chloe
said. Marnie must've told ya!

742
00:35:25,172 --> 00:35:26,206
What'd she say?
Go on.

743
00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:30,000
All I know is that people have
been having conversations
behind my back,

744
00:35:30,034 --> 00:35:32,793
and I just don't know why.

745
00:35:32,862 --> 00:35:34,827
Like, what the hell have I
done?

746
00:35:34,862 --> 00:35:36,896
She thinks that...
It's something about copying.

747
00:35:36,931 --> 00:35:38,000
THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH

748
00:35:38,034 --> 00:35:40,000
Sorry, sorry.
That was it, that was it.

749
00:35:40,068 --> 00:35:41,448
This is a really tricky
subject,

750
00:35:41,482 --> 00:35:43,689
and I don't know
if this is gonna go down well.

751
00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:45,724
No, she must copy me.
I don't know the ins and outs.

752
00:35:45,758 --> 00:35:47,448
Sorry, that wasn't it.
I didn't say that.

753
00:35:47,517 --> 00:35:49,862
That was Ricci who said that.
No, but that's what I've heard.

754
00:35:49,931 --> 00:35:53,448
She thinks that... I don't know
whether she thinks that you...

755
00:35:53,482 --> 00:35:55,655
Thinks that she copies her.
..think that she copies you.

756
00:35:55,689 --> 00:35:57,758
I've thought that in the past.
But it has been a bit...

757
00:35:57,793 --> 00:35:59,931
In the past, I've thought that.
Yeah. But then I've...

758
00:35:59,965 --> 00:36:02,034
I've noticed it's a bit awkward
between you.No.

759
00:36:02,068 --> 00:36:05,103
When she first walked in and
she was wetting the bed and
being so drunk,

760
00:36:05,137 --> 00:36:07,241
we all thought maybe she was
copying. Yeah, but you...

761
00:36:07,275 --> 00:36:09,206
I have heard all of this
before,

762
00:36:09,275 --> 00:36:12,517
and it's frustrating that it's
been brought up again.

763
00:36:12,551 --> 00:36:15,724
Yes, I did say that Chloe
copied us

764
00:36:15,758 --> 00:36:18,620
nearly eight, nine years ago.

765
00:36:18,689 --> 00:36:22,068
Why on Earth is it being
brought to the surface again
now?

766
00:36:22,137 --> 00:36:25,172
I also heard at your wedding...
Yeah?

767
00:36:25,206 --> 00:36:27,137
..that Nathan was saying
that I didn't support him.

768
00:36:27,172 --> 00:36:28,448
I have heard that.

769
00:36:28,482 --> 00:36:31,137
I was told that Nathan thinks
I wasn't supportive of him.

770
00:36:31,172 --> 00:36:33,310
'But it is untrue.'

771
00:36:33,344 --> 00:36:35,517
Well, I think you should have
a conversation with him

772
00:36:35,551 --> 00:36:37,862
and find out what was said,
cos we're hearing bits and
bobs.

773
00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:40,137
Then maybe just don't say
anything to Chloe, then.

774
00:36:40,172 --> 00:36:41,896
Sometimes, I do find it hard
to engage with her,

775
00:36:41,965 --> 00:36:44,586
cos I'll start a chat, and
she'll just be head in her
phone.

776
00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:46,344
OK, OK.
And it's hard.

777
00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:48,206
But I wouldn't say
there's awkwardness.

778
00:36:48,241 --> 00:36:51,344
Cos I felt like her head
is in the phone for years.Yeah.

779
00:36:51,379 --> 00:36:54,206
Marnie's told us that Chloe has
a problem with us.

780
00:36:54,241 --> 00:36:57,103
And I don't understand
because life happens,

781
00:36:57,137 --> 00:36:59,310
and you can't see each other
as much as you used to.

782
00:36:59,344 --> 00:37:01,965
I didn't think we weren't good
friends any more because of it.

783
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,206
You want another drink?

784
00:37:03,241 --> 00:37:05,310
Yeah!
Yeah.I need another drink.

785
00:37:05,344 --> 00:37:07,344
I think we're gonna have to
have another drink.

786
00:37:07,413 --> 00:37:09,551
This is too much for me.
I really feel the victim.

787
00:37:09,586 --> 00:37:12,827
THEY LAUGH
Oi, don't play that one!

788
00:37:12,862 --> 00:37:16,103
# Ooh, I know

789
00:37:16,137 --> 00:37:18,655
# This is what you came for...
#

790
00:37:23,827 --> 00:37:25,793
Did you get her off OK?

791
00:37:25,862 --> 00:37:28,551
I've looked at the monitor.
She was gone from the cot.Yeah.

792
00:37:32,413 --> 00:37:34,137
SOPHIE:That was a manic day,
weren't it?

793
00:37:34,172 --> 00:37:36,965
CHANTELLE: I think we would've
had a more stressful day in
the villa.

794
00:37:37,034 --> 00:37:38,724
MARNIE:I'll find out everything
from Casey.

795
00:37:42,482 --> 00:37:45,103
I need some drama.
I want some drama.

796
00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:47,551
They must have had some drama
at the beach. Go on.

797
00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:49,931
Don't cause me any drama here,
bro. Please, come on, mate.

798
00:37:49,965 --> 00:37:51,206
What? I didn't do anything!

799
00:37:51,275 --> 00:37:52,689
I want to have
a bit of a chill dinner.

800
00:37:54,551 --> 00:37:58,241
# Sunrise is chasin' us
But we ain't gonna stop

801
00:37:58,275 --> 00:38:02,206
# So hard I lose control
We'll get a little drunk... #

802
00:38:02,241 --> 00:38:04,448
MARNIE:We're going.
Come on, Rox. Come on, Ricardo.

803
00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:06,793
SHE GASPS
I can hear them.

804
00:38:06,827 --> 00:38:09,000
THEY LAUGH

805
00:38:09,034 --> 00:38:10,931
I can hear the beach lot
coming back,

806
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,620
and Alba's only just got to
sleep,

807
00:38:12,655 --> 00:38:15,103
so I'm hoping they're quiet
and they don't wake her up

808
00:38:15,137 --> 00:38:18,034
because that will officially be
the end of my night.

809
00:38:18,068 --> 00:38:20,310
Come on, then. Come on, baby.

810
00:38:22,137 --> 00:38:26,103
Rox? I'll...
Go get it! Go get it, Mum!

811
00:38:26,172 --> 00:38:27,344
Hello?
Shh!

812
00:38:27,379 --> 00:38:29,137
Ooh, I've not actually been
in this villa yet.

813
00:38:29,172 --> 00:38:32,068
CHARLOTTE GASPS
No, shh! Shh!

814
00:38:32,103 --> 00:38:33,206
WHOOPING

815
00:38:35,068 --> 00:38:36,965
Rox! It was Rox!

816
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,931
CHLOE:Hello!
Oop!

817
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,689
What happened?
Are you all right?Youse...

818
00:38:40,724 --> 00:38:42,379
What happened?
I didn't go to the beach.

819
00:38:42,413 --> 00:38:44,172
Are you drunk?
I'm fucking mortal!Are you?

820
00:38:44,206 --> 00:38:46,896
Fuck me! Charlotte is mortal!

821
00:38:46,965 --> 00:38:48,241
I do wanna sort things out,

822
00:38:48,275 --> 00:38:50,551
but I can feel
there's such a weird energy.

823
00:38:50,586 --> 00:38:53,551
And especially now she's
pissed, I'm gonna have to stay
away.

824
00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:56,517
I've been drinking
since one o'clock.Have you?Why?

825
00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:58,896
We've all.. Since youse left,
we've been drinking.Eh?

826
00:38:58,931 --> 00:39:01,172
# I don't get no sleep

827
00:39:04,034 --> 00:39:06,206
# I don't

828
00:39:06,241 --> 00:39:08,655
# I don't, I don't get no
sleep... #

829
00:39:08,689 --> 00:39:11,241
JAY: I'm excited,
being back in here.

830
00:39:11,275 --> 00:39:14,517
Like, I love going away.
Do you know what I mean?Yeah.

831
00:39:14,551 --> 00:39:16,034
Being abroad, always a good
time.

832
00:39:16,068 --> 00:39:19,275
I feel like it's a lot
different this time, isn't it,
to last time?

833
00:39:19,344 --> 00:39:20,827
Crazy different.
Massively.

834
00:39:20,862 --> 00:39:22,344
What's new with you, like?

835
00:39:22,379 --> 00:39:26,103
What's new with me? I have been
to Turkey for new boobs.

836
00:39:26,137 --> 00:39:28,827
'Ey, I've got new hair as well.
Have you?

837
00:39:28,862 --> 00:39:31,068
So that makes two of wor.
Did you get a hair transplant?

838
00:39:31,103 --> 00:39:33,896
No, no. I've had a hair
transplant, but I'm getting,
like, little SMP.

839
00:39:33,931 --> 00:39:36,517
Do you know of a little tattoo
on the top of your head?Really?

840
00:39:36,551 --> 00:39:39,517
Yeah. So it just makes it look
thicker. That's what I need!

841
00:39:39,551 --> 00:39:41,655
Cos I'm bald on
the back of my scalp!

842
00:39:41,689 --> 00:39:43,482
You know when you girls
wear extensions...

843
00:39:43,551 --> 00:39:45,586
I'm bald at the back!
..and it pulls it out? Exactly.

844
00:39:45,620 --> 00:39:47,931
So you get these on,
it just makes it look thicker.

845
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,586
I have to use bald...
You don't look bald.

846
00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:51,551
I have to use bald spray
on the back of my head.

847
00:39:51,586 --> 00:39:54,172
You need... You need SMP.
Thank God!

848
00:40:00,931 --> 00:40:03,275
JAKE:Together?
RICCI:Yeah, together!

849
00:40:03,310 --> 00:40:05,137
Nah, you're joking.
Yeah, we are, seriously.

850
00:40:05,172 --> 00:40:07,034
We were touching feet last
night in bed.

851
00:40:10,310 --> 00:40:12,931
I honestly can't wait
until you're in that hospital

852
00:40:12,965 --> 00:40:15,103
and you text us a picture.
HOLLY LAUGHS

853
00:40:15,137 --> 00:40:18,241
SHE SNEEZES
REPEATEDLY

854
00:40:20,758 --> 00:40:22,655
SHE SNEEZES

855
00:40:22,724 --> 00:40:25,241
I wonder whether the little boy
has them sneezes.

856
00:40:25,275 --> 00:40:26,586
Erm, he has hiccups quite a
lot,

857
00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:29,137
but I don't think you sneeze
until you can breathe.

858
00:40:29,172 --> 00:40:31,655
He'll... He might have
them seven sneezes, though.

859
00:40:31,689 --> 00:40:32,620
That was eight, that one.

860
00:40:35,413 --> 00:40:37,655
Charlotte went,
"Oh, our house is..."

861
00:40:37,689 --> 00:40:39,586
"The mess is worse than
the Geordie Shore house

862
00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:40,724
"back in the day."

863
00:40:40,793 --> 00:40:42,517
I went, "How can...?"
Really?Yeah, yeah.

864
00:40:42,551 --> 00:40:44,241
Mate, it was disgusting
back in the day.

865
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:47,137
No, no. Mate, there's kids
just lobbing shit everywhere.

866
00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:49,862
Watching the boys in the room.

867
00:40:49,931 --> 00:40:51,413
Is that...?
No, I'm glad.

868
00:40:51,448 --> 00:40:53,241
Cos, Holly,
he's struggling, you know.

869
00:40:53,310 --> 00:40:55,413
Struggling with what? This?
Mm-hm.

870
00:40:55,448 --> 00:40:58,310
Our villa is loud. It's very
full-on. It's very loud.

871
00:40:58,379 --> 00:41:01,344
The only escape we've got
is to go to our room.

872
00:41:01,379 --> 00:41:03,206
It's like living in a
nursery...

873
00:41:03,241 --> 00:41:04,931
It is.
..for 24/7.

874
00:41:04,965 --> 00:41:06,551
Yeah.There's no downtime in
this villa.

875
00:41:06,620 --> 00:41:09,172
I think Charlotte agrees
that living in that villa

876
00:41:09,206 --> 00:41:12,517
amongst kids 24/7,
it is a bit like a creche.

877
00:41:12,551 --> 00:41:14,758
'So it's nice to have a little
bit of peace and quiet.'

878
00:41:14,793 --> 00:41:16,137
And I am eight months pregnant,

879
00:41:16,172 --> 00:41:17,586
and I do feel like
I need to go to bed now.

880
00:41:17,655 --> 00:41:22,068
# You know how to push my
buttons

881
00:41:22,137 --> 00:41:26,172
# Play the game, even the
score... #

882
00:41:26,206 --> 00:41:28,068
Rox? It's bedtime!
Quick, quick, quick!

883
00:41:28,137 --> 00:41:30,517
Rox, it's bedtime now.
ROX WHINES

884
00:41:30,551 --> 00:41:32,758
Mummy's gonna come with you.
All right?

885
00:41:32,793 --> 00:41:34,241
I'm shattered!

886
00:41:34,344 --> 00:41:37,206
Casey can stay up with the
others, but I'm going to bed
with the kids.

887
00:41:37,275 --> 00:41:39,413
What a fun honeymoon
this is turning out to be [!]

888
00:41:41,172 --> 00:41:43,206
Casey, can you leave this
on the bed?Yeah.

889
00:41:47,517 --> 00:41:50,517
I'm glad Marnie's back, cos
there's something I'm dying to
tell her.

890
00:42:08,413 --> 00:42:12,103
I am so upset, angry,
emotional.

891
00:42:12,172 --> 00:42:15,344
Casey's just told us what
Jake's been saying about my
little boy.

892
00:42:27,551 --> 00:42:29,793
Now I know it wasn't all in my
head.

893
00:42:29,827 --> 00:42:33,344
And if he says one more thing
about Rox, I'm gonna kick off.

894
00:42:33,379 --> 00:42:36,241
# I'll tear you apart

895
00:42:36,310 --> 00:42:38,310
# Wrap you around my finger

896
00:42:38,344 --> 00:42:40,655
# I'll leave a scar

897
00:42:42,689 --> 00:42:46,827
# If you double-cross me
Cut me to the core

898
00:42:46,862 --> 00:42:51,310
# You should know
I always win the tug-of-war. #

899
00:42:55,655 --> 00:42:57,137
I am back!

900
00:42:57,172 --> 00:42:59,379
ROX:I don't wanna go!

901
00:42:59,413 --> 00:43:02,206
MARNIE: What is the point in us
being here? Like, it's just
shit!

902
00:43:02,241 --> 00:43:04,655
I can't be arsed with
negative energy.

903
00:43:04,689 --> 00:43:06,103
I never said it was you!

904
00:43:06,137 --> 00:43:08,103
Charlotte, you're being
passive-aggressive!

905
00:43:08,137 --> 00:43:10,482
I've tidied twice
after other people's children.

906
00:43:10,551 --> 00:43:12,482
But why come on a family vacay,
then?

907
00:43:12,551 --> 00:43:14,827
Listen, it's fine.
I feel like shit!

908
00:43:14,862 --> 00:43:17,517
It's in your head, babe.
I'm not dealing with that!

909
00:43:17,551 --> 00:43:18,586
Are they gone?

910
00:43:18,655 --> 00:43:20,068
What is this?
Fuck.

911
00:43:20,103 --> 00:43:21,827
Is it Marnie?
Can't see.I don't know.

912
00:43:24,655 --> 00:43:27,379
What the hell's going on? Like,
I just didn't feel supported.

913
00:43:27,413 --> 00:43:29,965
I've always had your back,
Nathan! Come up and say that to
me,

914
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,241
instead of talking about us
behind my back!

915
00:43:32,275 --> 00:43:34,862
# Everyone's here to party
If you wanna know how

916
00:43:34,896 --> 00:43:37,689
# If you wanna know why
Everyone's here to party

917
00:43:37,724 --> 00:43:39,862
# If you wanna know why
If you wanna know

918
00:43:39,896 --> 00:43:42,206
# Everyone's here to party
If you wanna know why

919
00:43:42,275 --> 00:43:43,620
# If you wanna know how

920
00:43:43,655 --> 00:43:46,068
# Everyone's here to party
Let's party, party

921
00:43:46,103 --> 00:43:48,103
# Gonna go wild
Let's party hard

922
00:43:48,137 --> 00:43:50,103
# We're gonna go wild
Get naughty, naughty

923
00:43:50,137 --> 00:43:52,000
# We're gonna go wild
Let's party hard

924
00:43:52,034 --> 00:43:54,689
# Gonna go all night, all night
All night, all night. #