I'm getting married today,
and this is gonna be the best day of my life.
Why don't we tie in our honeymoon with a trip away with everyone?
Like a Geordie holiday... Yeah...with friends and kids.
Yeah, that'd be nice.
The Geordie moon is gonna be absolutely next level!
Me, Jake, and Alba have arrived in Cyprus. Woohoo!
This villa is absolutely gorgeous.
Whoa! Oh! Oh, this is lovely!
We've arrived!
WHOOPING
I'm buzzing to be here and I can't wait to see everyone.
She accused you of being her, when you're not!
If there was anyone I was gonna copy,
it wouldn't be Charlotte Crosby, it'd be fucking Kylie Jenner. Howay!
I ended up telling Charlotte about the conversation
that me, Nathan, and Chloe had.
But I am worried it's gonna lead to some tension on this holiday.
I know, at some point, I am gonna have to speak to Charlotte.
But for now, shots are on my mind.
Urgh!
# I'm in a state of mind
# My heart's in overdrive... #
Is this me giving off those radiant vibes or is it the sun?
Sun's nearly as bright as your teeth, lad!
Me and Ricci are back!
And I haven't seen him for a while,
but we've picked up where we left off, on the lash!
Do you know, I can't reach.
You won't be able to step up into here, then.
Since the reunion, my DJing has taken well and truly off,
and I've even got myself a girlfriend.
But after what happened with Vicky, I'm keeping this one
well and truly out the public eye.
Running away!
I'm in Cyprus! You know what it is?
I always love the holidays.
Getting back, in a new villa, a new country.
Me and you away again! Again!
We've had loads of drinks on the flight on the way over
and we've decided to get the cabbie to stop at a bar
on the way to the villa, for some tequila slammers.
Charlotte, don't let him see you open that, cos he'll copy.
I wanna play! No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
No, look. We're gonna go bath in a minute.
If Rox works out how to open that baby gate, we're in trouble.
We don't want babies escaping.
Argh! SHE LAUGHS
Literally got me in the balls! Oh, my God! Jake...
Jake, did ya see that?
It's always chaotic in my house, mate.
I really hope that Rox isn't a handful,
especially around baby Alba.
I feel like the others are in for a shock with our two.
Yeah, you like sharks?
Do you know how to do that?
Don't let Rox see ya do it cos he'll copy.
It's been a long day, and right now, this place is too chaotic,
and Alba's starting to get a bit whingey.
Yeah, I'm gonna put her to bed now.
Marnie? Marnie?
BABY CRIES
Rox, Rox.
We need to wait.
You can go up when I say you can!
CHILD CRYING
This is going to be a very different Geordie Shore
because the kids are here.
But I do think it's gonna give me a little bit of a taste
of what I'm in for,
and it'd be good to actually be able to see all of my friends
as, like, parents.
All done? All done.
Well, Casey's putting him to bed.
Is there anything harder than getting kids to bed on holiday?
Especially my two.
I think us mamas have earned ourselves a glass of wine.
You sit at the back of the lounger cos I'll tip it otherwise.
THEY LAUGH
First night on our holidays!
A very different holiday, though.
I feel like I'm gonna be like a nosey neighbour the whole time.
Do you know, our room's there! I know.
You're gonna get to see everything! You can see right into the pool.
I'm so glad that everything seems fine with me and Charlotte now,
especially after everything that I told her
that was said at the wedding.
The last thing I wanted on our honeymoon was an awkward atmosphere.
Who have you invited? This is your honeymoon.
So, I feel like I invited everyone who wanted to come, basically.
But I don't know who's gonna turn up.
Hang on a second.
Does that mean like I... like I...
I could potentially be living with Kyle and his family
whilst I'm also married and pregnant?
Yeah. That is such a strange, like, dynamic.
That's interesting. I can't wait for them to get here.
James?! Yeah?
What you doing? Just putting some clothes away.
What are youse doing? Having a little mothers' meeting?
LAUGHTER
I can hear a car. Jay and Ricci's gotta be turning up soon.
I'm so excited. We don't know who's coming.
It literally could be anyone from the Geordie Shore house.
Wow!
Here we go, son! Here we fucking go!
CHEERING The party's here!
Here they are!
Yes! We've made it!
It's so good to be here.
You good?
Look at this, son!
How are ya? You all right?
Where've youse been?
Er, the pub. How are you? You all right?
Oh, my God!
Do you know what? Whenever we come back together,
it's like we've never been apart.
What's happening? You good?
What's happening? You all right?
So, there's two villas.
There's two villas. We're in this one.
And all the mams and Holly, pregnant, are in this villa.
Are you in this one, or...?
I'm in that one. I'm in the mam's one.
I'm gonna get off to bed, then.
You're going to bed? Yeah.What's the time?
Well, this is a change. I know!
I've only been in the villa for five minutes and they're off to bed.
It just shows how much has changed in Geordie Shore.
He's actually asleep.
Case?
Casey?
SHE LAUGHS
Here's to another holiday! Cheers to be back again, boys!
This time with kids.
And surprisingly, none of them are ours.
LAUGHTER
Well, the girls are going to bed,
which means there's only one thing left.
The boys are gonna stay up.
Remember, we used to have to put the girls to bed,
and now they're putting their babies to bed.
How do you sleep when you're pregnant, like?
It's hard towards the end. I couldn't...
Trying to turn over, cos you're not allowed to tense your abs...
I would hate... Have I got ab separation?
Marnie, you need to shave!
I am so looking forward to having my baby.
But being without Jacob for the first time in my pregnancy
is so hard.
Who do you think's coming?
Sophie, Chloe, Abbie. That's all I know.
We'll find out at some point, I guess.
CAR HORN
Friggin' hell! Oh, my God!
Whoa!
Wow! This is unbelievable!
We might be a tad late and a tad pissed,
but wow, this villa is unreal!
This is probably the biggest villa we've ever stayed in!
This is actually one of the best ones I've ever seen! Oh, my Jesus!
Wow! Fucking hell!
The villas look amazing, but there's two,
so I'm just hoping that I'm in the one that the kids aren't.
Guys!
Here we go!
Whoo! Here we go!
THEY CHEER
Oh, my God! Lads, lads, lads!
It's time to strap ourselves in.
The girls are here, and it's unreal to see them all.
Are you all right? Yeah. What's happening? You good?
Give me some sugar! Eeh, look at you!
Give me some sugar! You all right?
We actually stopped off at a bar and we got a little bit drunk.
That's what we did! Hello. You all right, darling?
Jesus! You're looking massive, you! Like Hulk Hogan, aren't you?
I was ready just to sleep like that.
Going to bed, yeah?
Good night. Have a good night.
You're joking? Where's their pool?
Mate, good night.
I'm starting to think that maybe having the party villa
and the family villa next door to each other
probably wasn't my smartest idea.
I think what we've gotta do is, there has to be some ground rules.
Like what, though?
If we were drunk, like, and the boys are asleep downstairs. That's a...
That's what... Yeah. We have to be so quiet.
That's what I was thinking.
That's going down on the rules.
Me and Casey and the kids are on the ground floor, where everyone is,
where the kitchen is, the front door, the living room.
So there needs to be some ground rules.
What we don't want is the kids waking up cos everyone's partying.
Right, youse! Ssh!Go on.
You loved it last time.
Youse, I'm a little bit confused. Right, so this is our villa? Yeah.
Is that the family villa? Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie, I am happy that Charlotte is in a different house,
just because I know that me, Nathan, and Marnie
do need to speak to Charlotte, but now, I'm feeling the party!
OK, we need to keep it down.
I know, it's very close. I mean, they're asleep, them.
I feel like the one person
who needs to tone it down sometimes is you. You. No, not me.
You're the loud one.
No, I am. I am.
All the mams are gonna be so angry at you.
I want the doors closed
because I can hear the noise going up and up next door.
And the last thing I want is my kids to be woken up.
Holly, take care, yeah? Good night.
Have a good night. I'll see ya in the morning.
What are we doing, tonight, then, youse?
How's this gonna work, like? I'm gonna be honest, I'm very tired,
I'm jet-lagged, and I need to go to bed.
Fucking hell! This is a different Sophie.
Aye, it's boring! How times have changed!
Whatever happened to "on it like a car bonnet"?
What happened was I grew up!
Fuck me! The Geordie girls are dropping like flies.
First the mams, then the mam to be, now Sophie!
What the fuck?
Ooh!
Let's go!
Us Geordies don't need anyone else to party because we are the party.
And tonight, we're partying in this naughty villa.
Lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads!
You look gorgeous! Oh, shit!Wow!
Come on, lads! We got all your drinks.
How many people's here, like?
Those are for you, cos we wanna get drunk.
Two each? So, listen, lads!
I like the idea. It's just us tonight.
Just us. Sophie's obviously one year younger than God.
It's just us, but so what? We wanna get drunk.
To going out and getting drunk!
First night. To the first night!
Come on!
THEY CHEER
BABY CRIES
No, so... Argh!
SHE SCREAMS
Whoa! LAUGHTER
She's like a crab, in't she?
She's like a crab! Fucking hell!
It's crazy to think that there's only a fence
separating the party villa and the family villa.
So on this side, we're making vodkas.
On that side, they're making baby bottles and changing nappies.
Like, how has this even happened?
BABY CRIES
# I need you like the morning sun
# Holding me When the night is done. #
This is our first morning in the villa,
or should I say the mad house?
And we've gotta keep on top of the cleanliness
because I can sense that Jake feels a little bit uncomfortable.
At home, Jake is extremely clean and tidy, borderline obsessive.
And this is the complete opposite.
I feel like Charlotte's saying that she's cleaning up
because Jake don't like mess,
when I feel like if Jake ain't gonna tolerate the mess,
then he might as well just go home.
Because kids are kids, and every kid makes a mess.
A usual night for Chloe is get to the house, get ready,
and get absolutely mortal.
But right now, I'm absolutely hanging
and I haven't even been fucking out!
BABY CRIES
And you don't want anything? CHILD:No!Oh!
Duh!
I was up in the night, doing bottles,
and now I'm up in the morning with these two.
At this rate, I'm never gonna get a night out.
I've just unpacked my case, right? Mm.
And I've brought so many sexy, clubby outfits.Yeah.
And I'm thinking, what was I thinking?
Well, listen, we can take turns.
Like, if you go out with the girls, I'll have the kids.
I feel like we should get out the villa today
and have a real nice day out, like...Yeah.
Like maybes go to the beach. Yeah.
Rox really wants to see the ocean. Yeah.
So, how are you finding it so far, Jake, then?
I can feel Jake feels very out of his comfort zone,
out on this holiday with a load of people
that he doesn't know too well.
For me, it's difficult, yeah? Why?
Obviously, like, I enjoy my own company.I know.
Like, I feel like I'm at uni. Like, living with everyone.
And everyone mucks in, and... I know! I know!
And you know, for me, Char, yeah, like, everything has to be on time.
I know that you're struggling because you don't like mess,
and there's a lot of mess.
Yeah.
You don't like to be around people for too long,
and we're living... That's my worst thing.
Shut up! There's no escape here.
There isn't escape. There's no escape.
No, and I've got to say... And it's like...
I'm struggling with that, Jake.
I'd just like to just to shut off for a couple of hours.
Listen. We've been here one day, right?
I promise you that it's gonna change.
Let's hope so.
CASEY:Rox, can you shout for Jake and Charlotte?
Jake and Charlotte, come down!
Well done, that was loud. Defo got your voice.
CHARLOTTE: Good morning, everyone!
Good morning. Good morning.Everyone?
I have been on my hands and knees,
cleaning the whole villa in the morning.
Let's hope that today isn't too chaotic.
Good morning, other parents!
Are you all right? How did you sleep?
All right, all right. How did you sleep?
It was all right. I'm not gonna lie, I was thinking,
"What are they doing in the other villa?"
What you saying, Jake? All right?You good?
They were fired up, weren't they, Marnie?
Yeah. Yeah. The Hawaiian shirts.
Hawaiian shirts on, low cut.
Hair gelled. I swear they were already drunk!
But the thing is, it wasn't too loud where it was disruptive. Mm.
Well, it was, cos the kids woke up from that.
ROX:You've got a girl. A baby! Little baby.
Marnie?
After what Charlotte's told us about Jake,
I feel like we're gonna be a bit too full-on for him.
Rox, oi! 'Ey, no!
Right, give me them now!
No, Rox. Rox, no! No, you're gonna hurt your ankle!
Jake, take it off him. You'll hurt yourself.
If you break your ankle, we can't go to the beach.
Then what are we gonna do?
We'll have to drive home and go to the hospital.
Me and you, we come in, we get too fucking excited, right,
and we just get absolutely hammered. And then that's it.
Waking up on our first morning in Cyprus,
I'm definitely feeling a little bit tired and ropey.
But I tell you what,
it is good to be back in the Geordie Shore house.
Daddy, can you get me water?
Yes, sir.
Good boy. You having fun, yeah?
You all right, Uncle James? MARNIE: Hi!
You gonna come down and look after the kids?
I'll take that as a no.
Obviously, both of our boys are so hyperactive. They're dominant.
I just don't wanna be, like, the family that people avoid
because it's too chaotic.
You're gonna let it ruin your holiday
because you're worried Rox is boisterous?
Yeah, that's the thing. Do you know what I mean?
Out of everyone,
me and Casey were the first to have two kids.
And they're not babies. They're close in age.
No-one will understand how hard it is.
Rox, can we come back here, baby?
But at the same time, like, I don't...Rox! Rox!
Casey, I don't wanna spend the whole holiday just shouting.
That's fine. You can tell...
Answer! He's running off, darling.
He can't get anywhere, man! I think I left the gate open.
Well... I don't know.
Go and check. Rox?
The gate is open. Rox?
# Cos I'm still thinking 'bout Last night... #
KNOCKING
Morning. Oh, Tindale.
What's happening?
You seem a bit fucking bright, like.
Young age. Young... Young age!
So jealous of how good he feels. Look at him!
There's a different vibe with the kids here.
It is different, like. It'll be good.
I'm looking forward to it. By the end of the week,
I'll fucking know exactly what I'm doing and that.
Ready to be a da. Make a da!
Is Chantelle arriving today?
I think so. Is she?
I think Chantelle and Ricardo...
Bring on little Ricardo. Little Ricci. Come on, lad!
Little Ricci.
There's already a fucking little Ricci.
I know, a littler Ricci. Oh!
THEY LAUGH
JAKE: Can you sit on there, yeah? CASEY: Yeah, course.
It's lovely weather, man. It's all right, in the sun, innit?
Mate, it's boiling.
What are you, erm... How are you finding it?
I don't know, mate. It's just not the way I live my life. Yeah.
What are you struggling with? It's hard, bro, like...
Rox, be careful!
No-one's done anything wrong, though.Yeah.
But it's just not my style of living.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is not for me, and I'd rather get off.
If you said I could go home, I'd be off.
Would you really? I can't do it.
I kinda knew that Jake was struggling,
but to hear him say he wants out of this holiday,
it's a bit of a surprise.
Keep it on. ROX CRIES
CHLOE: Oh, my God, Abbie. I was so drunk last night.
SOPHIE:Where are them stinky slappers?!
You're boring!
I know you need coffee in the morning.What about me?
Thank you very much for the lovely gesture.
You're very welcome, girls. Go on, then, right. What happened?
I said it was weird last night, not everyone being there.
Trust me, if we all have a night out together, mams will be on the loose.
Will they? Mams on the loose? Yeah.
I'm excited to see mams on the loose.I know.
On that note, shall we get up, get ready?
Howay, youse. Let's get ready. Yeah.
Shall we have a look over the fence? I love dressing like a mam!
You need to cover up for the kids.
Ooh!
ROX: I can jump in the pool. CHARLOTTE: Go on, then, go on! Rox.
Oh, big jump. Very shallow pool.
ALBA SCREAMS MARNIE:Rox.
What was that, Alba? Right, you know...
Rox, you know you've gotta be careful, because if...
Oh, see, she... Look, she got a fright, Roxy.
I always knew Rox was gonna be full-on,
but the last thing I needed was added tension
between me and Charlotte
after what I told her we'd said about her at the wedding.
CHLOE:Hello! Oi, oi! SOPHIE: Good morning!
Good morning, Rox! Rox!
I haven't seen Charlotte since I've arrived,
so I am just gonna keep it on the down-low,
but I'm so excited to see the kids.
What time did youse get up? Hello, Alba. Hello.
ALBA CRIES Oh, she doesn't like me. Ooh.
She's crying cos she got a shock.
This is the first time that I've seen Chloe
since the chat that we had at the wedding about Charlotte.
I feel a little bit nervous about telling her
that I told Charlotte about what was said.
What's that?
I know, bubba. CRYING CONTINUES
We'll go in, we'll go in, we'll go in.
How are you feeling? All right? Are you relaxed or not?
Obviously, I feel like, erm... I feel like it's a lot for them...
Is it? ..cos they're not used to it. Yeah.
You know, like, I think... Charlotte.
I think, well, Holly said she's got a shock.Right.
It's the carnage... Absolutely, yeah. ..of having two.
What, has it been really hard? Well, it's just absolute non-stop.
You're probably used to it now, though.I'm used to it.
I'm king of the castle!
It's really hard to just focus when there's so many people around.
'It's very daunting. Everyone's looking.
'I feel like everyone else has it so much easier than us.'
CRYING CONTINUES
You know what'll be good, Marnie?
When Chantelle's little boy gets here. Ooh!
It'll be so... They'll play together.
I can't wait for Chantelle and Ricardo to get here
because Rox is gonna have Ricardo to play with,
and that's gonna make my life a little bit easier.
# Just wanna know the future
# I'm high when I'm with you
# Hold me still closer
# I'm landing on safe ground
# Oh, it's time
# Oh, yeah, it's time... #
The sun is shining,
and I've finally arrived in Cyprus with my son, Ricardo.
I can't wait to join the family and their families
for Marnie's Geordie reunion.
Oh! You all right, darling? I'm good. How are you?
HOLLY:Oh, you look gorge! Thank you.
Marnie? Chantelle's here. GIRLS:Aww!
Holly, are you in here? I'm in here.
At least you know what you gotta expect. I know. Oh, God, I...
I think I wanna turn him back into a sperm.
LAUGHTER Hi!
Hi. How are you?
It's so good to see Chantelle.
But now, the family villa is gonna be more hectic.
Hi, guys!
'I'm so happy to see Chantelle.'
This is exactly who I need walking into this family villa.
Hopefully, things are gonna be a little bit better from now on.
Do you ever get broody? This won't make you broody.
This... This will sew your vagina right up!
ABBIE LAUGHS
It is so lovely seeing everyone bring their kids away, but for me,
I am in absolutely no rush to be having kids or settling down.
SOPHIE:It's not normal, is it, really?
CASEY: Whee! Bless him.
He's a proper lad, him, in't he? Soph, it'll be you next.
I don't know if you're ever prepared for all this.
CHLOE:Nah. Nothing prepares you.
Nah, not at all. Nah.Hardest thing in the world.
Hardest thing in the world. Yeah.
I don't care how hard it is because, hopefully, next year,
I'll either be pregnant or a mam.
Either, I cannot wait.
CHARLOTTE: I cannot wait to catch up with Chantelle.
But right now, it's Alba's nap time,
so I'm gonna get her down before there's a meltdown.
Can I tell you something?
So, Casey's telling us that Jake's pissed off because of the mess.
That's made me feel like shit, if I'm honest.
No, Rox, not too hard.
Come on, Charlotte and Jake, like,
this is what life with kids is gonna be like.
ALL:Geordie Shore, why aye!
Some of us have decided today's gonna be a beach day.
And if there's one thing I love, it's drinking in the sun.
You never know, I might even make a fucking sand castle.
I might go on a Jet Ski, me. Yes!
I might go dead fast that I get a speeding ticket!
Do you know what?
It feels really weird taking a coffee to the beach, not alcohol.
I just can't wait to get to that beach club,
have a few cocktails,
get a little bit tipsy and watch the sunset go down.
See youse there! We're going to the beach, beach!
CHEERING
Ah, this is well better than going to the beach, innit? Good.
We decided not to go the beach
and have a bit of a chilled one at the villa instead.
# Hey, good fun, good fun
# Hey, are you ready? Good times, good times... #
Wow! Wow, this is amazing!
SOPHIE: Wow! Isn't this stunning?
I tell you what, we're going up in the world, aren't we?
Wow! These beach clubs in Cyprus are hitting all the feels.
'Now it feels like a holiday.'
To be in a beach bar, having a lovely drink,
it's just really fun for us all to be out together.
Cheers, everyone! Cheers!
To being out-out! On the family, Geordies.
Where's all the kids?
# We're living fast For right now... #
Me and Chantelle are fashionably late.
Standard mummy behaviour. But at least we're here.
Hi! Hello!Aww!
We've brought double trouble with wor.
Oh, she's got the little'un.
Fucking hell! It's only Chantelle.
We nearly necked on in the last reunion,
and now she's here with the little one.
I'll tell you who I've been messaging since the reunion. Who?
Chantelle. Chantelle?!
We'll go there, have some fun...
Howay, then. ..and see what happens.
It's so weird seeing Jay here, since I've got me son now,
cos he's never met Ricardo.
You all right?
Hey, Marns. You OK, darling?
We haven't got everyone here,
but it is so lovely just to have some of the kids with us.
Isn't it mental, seeing Chantelle with a little boy?
THEY LAUGH
Chantelle, is he like you? No. I don't think he is.
Oh, look, he's running off. He's definitely like you!Aye.
He's got some energy, hasn't he?
MARNIE:What's wrong? ROX CRIES
Shall we go to the beach? Me and you go to the beach now?
Come on. Let's go.
It's not fair for Ricardo and Rox to stand at the beach bar
when the beach is, like, steps away.
I'm gonna go and take him to the beach. Right.
Take his little sand castle. SHE GASPS
Ooh!Ooh, what's happened? Grab her.
Is everything OK? Grab her.Ooh!
THEY LAUGH
While Marnie and Chantelle are wrangling the toddlers at the beach,
we've got our own toddler to look after - Chloe.
RICARDO SCREAMS Go on the beach.
We'll go on the beach. We're going to the beach.
# Meet me at the coastline
# Sunset, kiss me When the sun goes down... #
I love you, Alba!
I am so looking forward to having a lovely, lovely laid-back day.
You good, girl? I love her so much, you know?
I know.
Oh! All right?
Well, hello! Did you stay as well?
Do you know what? I had to. I just... I couldn't.
You know, with him, too much in the car...
Too late, wasn't it? Too late, man.
A bit too late. I know. Yeah.
I would've looked like a whale had washed up on the shore.
Also, I won't lie, the toddlers are a lot, aren't they?
Yeah. THEY LAUGH
No, no, no, no. Rox is a lot! Rox is a lot, yeah.
I'm not really quite sure what to make of what Jake's just said.
Like, what does he mean by that?
'He's a three-year-old boy,
'and I feel like he's definitely digging out my son.'
And you know what, though?
It was nice, Alba having a bit of time on the swings
without being bowled into or... Battered.
Or hurled off! Rox rugby tackling.
It's not everywhere. You're going on like you don't like Rox.
We don't not like him. He's... He's just a nightmare.
JAKE LAUGHS
I'm not gonna lie, it's hard hearing Charlotte and Jake slag off Rox.
Like, the end of the day, it's gonna hit them
when their kid gets older.
Right, then. Erm... I think that might be someone's cue
to make some cocktails. Don't look at me.
OAX CRIES Hey. Come on, look.
I felt like we were getting judged with our parenting
from Charlotte and Jake.
And I feel like they're at a very early stage at the moment.
But as soon as Alba starts crawling and walking,
it's a different ball game.
You'll give him a bloody complex.
Well, it's nothing that's not true, is it?
SHE LAUGHS
Just saying, he is hard work. Like, you know, he's a toddler.
They're all hard work. She's gonna be hard work.
Everyone's hard... You're hard work! You're a fucking adult.
HE LAUGHS
Cheers, everyone!
Not only have me and Chantelle become really good friends,
her little boy is also the same age as Rox.
So I just feel like they're gonna have each other
and have so much fun.
THEY YELL
Rox, you're the best at sand castles.
Oh, look who's here!
THE BOYS LAUGH
There's Uncle Ricci, Uncle Jay, Uncle James!
The best thing in the entire world.
What's that? Hello!
What do you say? Say... Thank you.
Thank you. Good boy. Aww. Give me a high five.
Give him a high five. Oh! Yeah!
I am dying for a night out. I'm not gonna lie.Yeah.
So I'm sure the lads are gonna have to babysit one night.
THE BOYS LAUGHS What, us?
Aye! And let the lasses have a break.
Bless Chantelle.
She is a single parent, and she's the only one out here
who has to do everything just for herself.
So me and the boys, we feel obliged, really.
We need to try and be there for her, to help her out whenever we can.
I'm up for that, if all the lads are stopping in.
I think we'll have our hands full, like!
LAUGHS
So, how are you finding this? How are you finding everything?
You know what? I'm finding it a bit weird.
I dunno, like, not in a bad way. Different dynamics. Just different.
Well, there's a funny vibe in the villa, a little bit. Really?
The vibe in the villa, right, it's like...
I feel like Charlotte, Holly and Jake
are very much in the bedroom. There you are.
Another reason I'm feeling weird
is because I feel like I need to come clean
and tell Chloe that I told Charlotte
about what we were all saying at the wedding.
She has a right to know.
So, you know... Remember the chat that me, you and Nathan had
at the wedding? I was so drunk.
I don't really remember a lot of it.
I don't even think... Well, you didn't...
You didn't really say anything. Right. What about it, then?
Nathan was airing everything he felt. I was airing how I felt.
You just said something like Charlotte always says that you...
that you copy her. Yeah. Oh, I know.
Which you hate. Yeah.
SHE SIGHS
My God! This copying thing is starting to drive me insane.
But how do you feel about everything with Charlotte?
I just feel that me and Charlotte used to be so close.
See, now it's just like we don't really speak a lot.
She's just not herself. Yeah, nah.
But do you feel like youse could talk about it
and get things off your chest and maybes move on?
You know, if we had a girls' night out,
I think we'd really bond again.
For as long as I can remember, there has been issues
in Chloe and Charlotte's relationship.
And I still haven't told Chloe that I told Charlotte
what was said about her at the wedding.
I just hope that Chloe isn't pissed off.
# This is what humans are... #
You know that I went on a night out with Charlotte and told her?
Here you are.I told her about the conversation we had.
SHE GASPS
'Charlotte knows? Thanks a lot, Marnie [!]'
I do need to speak to Charlotte,
but I just feel like I need to pick the right time.
Geordie Shore, why aye!
CHARLOTTE: Cheers! HOLLY:Cheers!
Cheers to all of us staying here and everyone going.
Ah! It's been peaceful, hasn't it?
Yeah.It's been lovely! I've actually enjoyed...
I've had a couple of drinks, you know?
Yeah, you're pissed. I'm tipsy.You're pissed.
I am so glad I didn't drag myself to the beach.
Hanging out with Casey and Holly is much more up my street today.
I've had to let Jake take over cos Alba just woke up.Aww!
Tonight's my night! Yeah, OK.
Tonight's my night as well, then, cos Marnie's obviously...
I think youse have already started, so... Yeah!
They'll need a drink when they get back.
We wanna know how much you love Marnie.
Loads. More than anything. I love her.
Describe it in a sentence. What do you feel about her?
Well, I mean, I am married to Marnie,
so I mean that should tell you how much I love her.
I just love her more than I've ever loved anyone.Aww!
And I just feel like we get... we're like the same person.
What about you? What does it mean to you, with Jake?
I could not spend a single second without him.
Are you gonna get married? I hope we can get married one day.
I feel like you get on really well.
Do you think you could ask him, Casey?
Well, I have asked him. Well, what did he say, then?
Well, he was just like, you know... Defensive?
No, no, no! I'm putting him in it now.
He's like, "Wait, hold up, hold up." I think it's one of them.
Hold up for what? No.
I dunno what it must feel like
for someone to say they wanna be with you forever.
Oh! Oh, the best. Is it amazing?
Yeah, it's a nice feeling. Oh! Like...
It is a nice feeling. It's an overwhelming feeling.
Mate, yeah. It is a nice feeling.
Yeah, well, if Jake said "wife", I would melt into a compound.
Just think, "That's my wife," and I'm like...
Oh, my God! Bloody compound!
Jake is my soulmate.
So, yes, getting married to him would be the icing on the cake.
What's going on with you and Chloe? Chloe hasn't said anything.
But I feel like there's awkwardness between you two.
No, you know what Chloe said.
Oh, what? I know what Chloe said. Marnie must've told ya!
What'd she say? Go on.
All I know is that people have been having conversations behind my back,
and I just don't know why.
Like, what the hell have I done?
She thinks that... It's something about copying.
THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH
Sorry, sorry. That was it, that was it.
This is a really tricky subject,
and I don't know if this is gonna go down well.
No, she must copy me. I don't know the ins and outs.
Sorry, that wasn't it. I didn't say that.
That was Ricci who said that. No, but that's what I've heard.
She thinks that... I don't know whether she thinks that you...
Thinks that she copies her. ..think that she copies you.
I've thought that in the past. But it has been a bit...
In the past, I've thought that. Yeah. But then I've...
I've noticed it's a bit awkward between you.No.
When she first walked in and she was wetting the bed and being so drunk,
we all thought maybe she was copying. Yeah, but you...
I have heard all of this before,
and it's frustrating that it's been brought up again.
Yes, I did say that Chloe copied us
nearly eight, nine years ago.
Why on Earth is it being brought to the surface again now?
I also heard at your wedding... Yeah?
..that Nathan was saying that I didn't support him.
I have heard that.
I was told that Nathan thinks I wasn't supportive of him.
'But it is untrue.'
Well, I think you should have a conversation with him
and find out what was said, cos we're hearing bits and bobs.
Then maybe just don't say anything to Chloe, then.
Sometimes, I do find it hard to engage with her,
cos I'll start a chat, and she'll just be head in her phone.
OK, OK. And it's hard.
But I wouldn't say there's awkwardness.
Cos I felt like her head is in the phone for years.Yeah.
Marnie's told us that Chloe has a problem with us.
And I don't understand because life happens,
and you can't see each other as much as you used to.
I didn't think we weren't good friends any more because of it.
You want another drink?
Yeah! Yeah.I need another drink.
I think we're gonna have to have another drink.
This is too much for me. I really feel the victim.
THEY LAUGH Oi, don't play that one!
# Ooh, I know
# This is what you came for... #
Did you get her off OK?
I've looked at the monitor. She was gone from the cot.Yeah.
SOPHIE:That was a manic day, weren't it?
CHANTELLE: I think we would've had a more stressful day in the villa.
MARNIE:I'll find out everything from Casey.
I need some drama. I want some drama.
They must have had some drama at the beach. Go on.
Don't cause me any drama here, bro. Please, come on, mate.
What? I didn't do anything!
I want to have a bit of a chill dinner.
# Sunrise is chasin' us But we ain't gonna stop
# So hard I lose control We'll get a little drunk... #
MARNIE:We're going. Come on, Rox. Come on, Ricardo.
SHE GASPS I can hear them.
THEY LAUGH
I can hear the beach lot coming back,
and Alba's only just got to sleep,
so I'm hoping they're quiet and they don't wake her up
because that will officially be the end of my night.
Come on, then. Come on, baby.
Rox? I'll... Go get it! Go get it, Mum!
Hello? Shh!
Ooh, I've not actually been in this villa yet.
CHARLOTTE GASPS No, shh! Shh!
WHOOPING
Rox! It was Rox!
CHLOE:Hello! Oop!
What happened? Are you all right?Youse...
What happened? I didn't go to the beach.
Are you drunk? I'm fucking mortal!Are you?
Fuck me! Charlotte is mortal!
I do wanna sort things out,
but I can feel there's such a weird energy.
And especially now she's pissed, I'm gonna have to stay away.
I've been drinking since one o'clock.Have you?Why?
We've all.. Since youse left, we've been drinking.Eh?
# I don't get no sleep
# I don't
# I don't, I don't get no sleep... #
JAY: I'm excited, being back in here.
Like, I love going away. Do you know what I mean?Yeah.
Being abroad, always a good time.
I feel like it's a lot different this time, isn't it, to last time?
Crazy different. Massively.
What's new with you, like?
What's new with me? I have been to Turkey for new boobs.
'Ey, I've got new hair as well. Have you?
So that makes two of wor. Did you get a hair transplant?
No, no. I've had a hair transplant, but I'm getting, like, little SMP.
Do you know of a little tattoo on the top of your head?Really?
Yeah. So it just makes it look thicker. That's what I need!
Cos I'm bald on the back of my scalp!
You know when you girls wear extensions...
I'm bald at the back! ..and it pulls it out? Exactly.
So you get these on, it just makes it look thicker.
I have to use bald... You don't look bald.
I have to use bald spray on the back of my head.
You need... You need SMP. Thank God!
JAKE:Together? RICCI:Yeah, together!
Nah, you're joking. Yeah, we are, seriously.
We were touching feet last night in bed.
I honestly can't wait until you're in that hospital
and you text us a picture. HOLLY LAUGHS
SHE SNEEZES REPEATEDLY
SHE SNEEZES
I wonder whether the little boy has them sneezes.
Erm, he has hiccups quite a lot,
but I don't think you sneeze until you can breathe.
He'll... He might have them seven sneezes, though.
That was eight, that one.
Charlotte went, "Oh, our house is..."
"The mess is worse than the Geordie Shore house
"back in the day."
I went, "How can...?" Really?Yeah, yeah.
Mate, it was disgusting back in the day.
No, no. Mate, there's kids just lobbing shit everywhere.
Watching the boys in the room.
Is that...? No, I'm glad.
Cos, Holly, he's struggling, you know.
Struggling with what? This? Mm-hm.
Our villa is loud. It's very full-on. It's very loud.
The only escape we've got is to go to our room.
It's like living in a nursery...
It is. ..for 24/7.
Yeah.There's no downtime in this villa.
I think Charlotte agrees that living in that villa
amongst kids 24/7, it is a bit like a creche.
'So it's nice to have a little bit of peace and quiet.'
And I am eight months pregnant,
and I do feel like I need to go to bed now.
# You know how to push my buttons
# Play the game, even the score... #
Rox? It's bedtime! Quick, quick, quick!
Rox, it's bedtime now. ROX WHINES
Mummy's gonna come with you. All right?
I'm shattered!
Casey can stay up with the others, but I'm going to bed with the kids.
What a fun honeymoon this is turning out to be [!]
Casey, can you leave this on the bed?Yeah.
I'm glad Marnie's back, cos there's something I'm dying to tell her.
I am so upset, angry, emotional.
Casey's just told us what Jake's been saying about my little boy.
Now I know it wasn't all in my head.
And if he says one more thing about Rox, I'm gonna kick off.
# I'll tear you apart
# Wrap you around my finger
# I'll leave a scar
# If you double-cross me Cut me to the core
# You should know I always win the tug-of-war. #
I am back!
ROX:I don't wanna go!
MARNIE: What is the point in us being here? Like, it's just shit!
I can't be arsed with negative energy.
I never said it was you!
Charlotte, you're being passive-aggressive!
I've tidied twice after other people's children.
But why come on a family vacay, then?
Listen, it's fine. I feel like shit!
It's in your head, babe. I'm not dealing with that!
Are they gone?
What is this? Fuck.
Is it Marnie? Can't see.I don't know.
What the hell's going on? Like, I just didn't feel supported.
I've always had your back, Nathan! Come up and say that to me,
instead of talking about us behind my back!
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna know how
# If you wanna know why Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna know why If you wanna know
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna know why
# If you wanna know how
# Everyone's here to party Let's party, party
# Gonna go wild Let's party hard
# We're gonna go wild Get naughty, naughty
# We're gonna go wild Let's party hard
# Gonna go all night, all night All night, all night. #