1 00:00:12,241 --> 00:00:14,620 # Stay out of my way 2 00:00:14,655 --> 00:00:16,034 # Out of my way. # 3 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:17,965 This is our villa? Yeah. 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,344 And is that the family villa? Yeah. 5 00:00:20,379 --> 00:00:22,275 There has to be some ground rules. 6 00:00:22,310 --> 00:00:24,586 We've gotta keep on top of the cleanliness. 7 00:00:24,620 --> 00:00:27,413 At home, Jake is extremely clean and tidy, 8 00:00:27,448 --> 00:00:29,689 and this is the complete opposite! 9 00:00:29,724 --> 00:00:31,137 How you finding it? 10 00:00:31,172 --> 00:00:32,586 It's not the way I live my life, this. 11 00:00:32,620 --> 00:00:34,344 I feel like it's a lot for them. Cos... 12 00:00:34,413 --> 00:00:35,724 Cos they're not used to it. Yeah. 13 00:00:35,758 --> 00:00:37,413 Rox! Oi! Eh! 14 00:00:37,482 --> 00:00:39,896 CHILD CRIES 15 00:00:39,931 --> 00:00:42,931 The toddlers are a lot. No, no, no, no. Rox is a lot! 16 00:00:42,965 --> 00:00:45,206 It's like you don't like Rox. We don't not like him... 17 00:00:45,241 --> 00:00:46,931 What you trying to say? ..he's a nightmare! 18 00:00:46,965 --> 00:00:49,344 Remember the chat that me, you and Nathan had at the wedding? 19 00:00:49,379 --> 00:00:50,413 You said something like, 20 00:00:50,448 --> 00:00:52,344 "Charlotte always says you copy her..."Yeah. 21 00:00:52,379 --> 00:00:54,275 I know. ..which you hate.Yeah! 22 00:00:54,310 --> 00:00:56,344 I told her about the conversation that we had. 23 00:00:56,379 --> 00:00:58,275 You've dropped us right in it now! 24 00:00:58,310 --> 00:01:00,586 Going back to the villa is gonna be so awkward! 25 00:01:01,655 --> 00:01:04,241 CASEY: 26 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:07,689 MARNIE: 27 00:01:12,413 --> 00:01:15,586 If he says one more thing about Rox, I'm gonna kick off! 28 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:18,620 # Stay out of my way 29 00:01:18,655 --> 00:01:19,793 # Out of my way. # 30 00:01:22,379 --> 00:01:24,379 # Everyone's here to party 31 00:01:24,413 --> 00:01:26,206 # If you wanna go wild If you wanna go wild 32 00:01:26,275 --> 00:01:27,862 # Everyone's here to party 33 00:01:27,896 --> 00:01:29,827 # If you wanna know wild If you wanna go 34 00:01:29,862 --> 00:01:31,620 # Everyone's here to party 35 00:01:31,655 --> 00:01:33,758 # If you're gonna go wild If you're gonna go wild 36 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,206 # Everyone's here to party 37 00:01:35,241 --> 00:01:37,137 # Let's party, party It's gonna go wild 38 00:01:37,206 --> 00:01:39,068 # Let's party, party It's gonna go wild 39 00:01:39,103 --> 00:01:40,862 # Get naughty, naughty It's gonna go wild 40 00:01:40,896 --> 00:01:42,137 # Let's party hard 41 00:01:42,344 --> 00:01:46,137 # Gonna go all night, all night All night, all night, all night. # 42 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:50,034 # There's a demolition 43 00:01:50,103 --> 00:01:53,620 # You're like a wrecking ball 44 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,827 # You're... # 45 00:01:55,862 --> 00:01:58,206 Youse! Youse, youse, youse, youse! 46 00:01:58,241 --> 00:02:00,206 I'm so glad youse are back from the beach. Right? 47 00:02:00,241 --> 00:02:03,241 Me and Jake want to host the dinner. 48 00:02:03,275 --> 00:02:05,827 CHEERING 49 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,931 Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys! 50 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,448 CHATTER, TABLE DRUMMING 51 00:02:12,482 --> 00:02:15,517 Casey?Yes?I know you're drunk, but can you please listen? 52 00:02:15,551 --> 00:02:16,827 Sorry, Charlotte! 53 00:02:16,862 --> 00:02:18,206 We wanted to do this 54 00:02:18,241 --> 00:02:20,551 because from the minute we've got into these villas, 55 00:02:20,586 --> 00:02:22,344 we haven't spent much time together. 56 00:02:22,413 --> 00:02:24,103 And I've been sad about that. 57 00:02:24,137 --> 00:02:26,379 Like, fair enough, we're parents, 58 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:29,206 but it doesn't mean we all can't all have fun together. Yeah! 59 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:30,724 I love that. I love that. 60 00:02:30,793 --> 00:02:32,448 So we wanted to host a little meal, 61 00:02:32,517 --> 00:02:36,965 but unfortunately, Marnie and Holly can't be here. 62 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,137 Case, this is just what it involves, having children, doesn't it, Casey? 63 00:02:40,172 --> 00:02:42,068 Yeah. Literally, Rox won't let her leave, man. 64 00:02:42,103 --> 00:02:43,965 I might not be telling the full story. 65 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,103 Marnie does have to look after the boys. 66 00:02:46,137 --> 00:02:48,586 But she's not happy about what I told her earlier 67 00:02:48,655 --> 00:02:51,413 about the conversation that I had with Jake and Charlotte. 68 00:02:54,413 --> 00:02:56,310 I'm not gonna make the family meal tonight, 69 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:58,448 because someone has to put the kids to bed, 70 00:02:58,482 --> 00:03:00,275 plus, I'm still so annoyed. 71 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:03,000 I don't wanna be sat round a table with someone 72 00:03:03,034 --> 00:03:06,137 who has apparently been talking about me kids behind me back. 73 00:03:06,172 --> 00:03:07,586 At least we have Casey here, yeah? 74 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,379 Yeah, yeah. At least we have Casey here. 75 00:03:09,413 --> 00:03:12,827 In honour of Casey and Marnie... 76 00:03:12,862 --> 00:03:15,137 THEY CHEER ..hear, hear! 77 00:03:15,172 --> 00:03:18,068 Cheers to Casey and Marnie, everyone!Cheers! 78 00:03:18,103 --> 00:03:19,241 To Marnie, newlyweds! 79 00:03:19,275 --> 00:03:20,965 This is what it's all about, 80 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,827 the family all getting back together. 81 00:03:22,862 --> 00:03:25,448 Even though Marnie and Holly are already in bed, 82 00:03:25,482 --> 00:03:27,758 it's absolutely sound cos I'm starving. 83 00:03:27,793 --> 00:03:29,000 So I'll eat their food as well. 84 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:32,413 Oh! Wait there! Me bairn's gone again. 85 00:03:32,482 --> 00:03:34,517 Right, me baby monitor's died. ALL:Oh! Aww! 86 00:03:34,551 --> 00:03:37,448 So obviously, I'm gonna have to go back in. 87 00:03:37,482 --> 00:03:40,068 These mummies and mams are dropping like flies. 88 00:03:40,103 --> 00:03:42,137 At this rate, it'll just be me and the sushi. 89 00:03:43,103 --> 00:03:45,931 How do you feel like you're fitting in with the Geordie Shore boys? 90 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,241 Do you know what? Straight in! 91 00:03:47,275 --> 00:03:48,655 The boys are class, to be fair. 92 00:03:48,689 --> 00:03:51,482 Do you like it? Yeah, I feel like I've got a few brothers now. 93 00:03:51,517 --> 00:03:53,034 ALL:Aww! 94 00:03:53,068 --> 00:03:54,482 Do you know what I mean? 95 00:03:54,517 --> 00:03:56,827 Casey, big gym session in the morning with the lads? 96 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,620 No, no! You're all right! THEY LAUGH 97 00:03:58,689 --> 00:04:02,379 Jake has been struggling a little bit so far on the Geordie-moon. 98 00:04:02,413 --> 00:04:05,586 But I do think that spending more time with the lads 99 00:04:05,655 --> 00:04:08,379 is finally gonna make him feel better. 100 00:04:08,413 --> 00:04:09,758 I found out something else today. 101 00:04:09,793 --> 00:04:11,413 What? Go on. 102 00:04:11,482 --> 00:04:13,172 Kyle's coming tomorrow. What!? 103 00:04:13,206 --> 00:04:14,586 Yeah. With the whole family? 104 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:16,241 Yeah, he's bringing... You're joking! 105 00:04:16,275 --> 00:04:17,448 He's bringing his missus. 106 00:04:17,482 --> 00:04:20,620 Yeah, Vicky's coming and Crew, his little lad. 107 00:04:20,655 --> 00:04:22,448 How do you know? They're in our villa? 108 00:04:22,482 --> 00:04:24,241 That's another kid? Yeah, they're gonna... 109 00:04:24,275 --> 00:04:25,482 Another missus? Yeah. 110 00:04:25,551 --> 00:04:27,034 Another family. Oh, great [!] 111 00:04:27,068 --> 00:04:30,793 Even though, right, even though we're, like, separate villas, 112 00:04:30,827 --> 00:04:33,103 we're all still one at heart. Yeah. 113 00:04:33,137 --> 00:04:34,689 We are the future. 114 00:04:36,172 --> 00:04:39,068 I don't wanna see youse in the past! THEY LAUGH 115 00:04:39,103 --> 00:04:41,206 A-ha! Yes! LAUGHING CONTINUES 116 00:04:41,241 --> 00:04:42,689 It was the past. You saw the past. 117 00:04:42,724 --> 00:04:44,310 The past, the present and the future! 118 00:04:44,344 --> 00:04:47,793 No, but if look over to our villa, you will see your future over there. 119 00:04:47,827 --> 00:04:49,000 And we look back at yours 120 00:04:49,034 --> 00:04:52,034 and thinking, "Fuck, that's what we used to be able to do." 121 00:04:52,068 --> 00:04:53,655 You know what I mean? No, no, no. 122 00:04:53,689 --> 00:04:56,034 In the middle, the fence... Looking at what they can do. 123 00:04:56,068 --> 00:04:58,586 The fence is purgatory. 124 00:04:58,655 --> 00:05:00,931 What the hell's that mean? What does that mean?Don't know! 125 00:05:00,965 --> 00:05:02,413 LAUGHTER What is purgatory? 126 00:05:02,448 --> 00:05:05,206 I think it's someone's bedtime. Yeah, cos you want a blow job! 127 00:05:05,241 --> 00:05:06,931 ALL:Oh! Ooh! Ey! 128 00:05:06,965 --> 00:05:08,793 Is it Christmas? 129 00:05:08,862 --> 00:05:11,482 Casey, Jake, Charlotte, here's a question for youse. What? 130 00:05:11,517 --> 00:05:13,793 If you was to go out on a night out, 131 00:05:13,862 --> 00:05:16,413 who would you want to leave the little ones with? 132 00:05:16,448 --> 00:05:18,862 Do you know what? I... Probably Chloe and James. 133 00:05:18,896 --> 00:05:20,172 I'm good with kids! That's all? 134 00:05:20,206 --> 00:05:22,724 Oh, sorry! Sophie's the auntie! I meant Sophie! 135 00:05:22,758 --> 00:05:25,137 LAUGHTER 136 00:05:25,172 --> 00:05:29,172 Sorry, Sophie! I am so sorry! I have your son's blood in my veins! 137 00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:31,896 Do you wanna know mine and Jake's choice? 138 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:35,379 None of youse! THEY LAUGH 139 00:05:35,413 --> 00:05:37,827 Jake, would...? You don't wanna leave the baby with no-one. 140 00:05:37,862 --> 00:05:40,137 So you wouldn't leave the baby with Casey? He's got two! 141 00:05:40,172 --> 00:05:42,172 Yeah, I've got two! He can't fucking handle them! 142 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:51,172 I'm glad Marnie's not here at this dinner 143 00:05:51,206 --> 00:05:52,896 because after what I told her what Jake said, 144 00:05:52,931 --> 00:05:55,172 I don't think she would have taken this very well. 145 00:05:55,206 --> 00:05:57,517 LAUGHTER Yeah, all right, Mr One Kid! 146 00:05:57,586 --> 00:06:00,103 THEY LAUGH 147 00:06:00,137 --> 00:06:02,310 Right, come on. That's enough. I'm going to bed. 148 00:06:02,344 --> 00:06:05,344 See youse, everyone! I'll see youse in the morning. Yeah? 149 00:06:05,379 --> 00:06:07,965 See you in the morning. See you all in the morning. Bye! 150 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,172 Thank you for the dinner. 151 00:06:10,206 --> 00:06:12,172 Now Charlotte's gone to bed, I'm gonna tell Chloe 152 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:14,068 about the conversation I had with Charlotte. 153 00:06:14,103 --> 00:06:16,413 'I might be a little bit hazy on the details, 154 00:06:16,482 --> 00:06:18,137 'but I feel like Chloe deserves to know.' 155 00:06:18,172 --> 00:06:19,965 She thinks... It's something about copying. 156 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,034 THEY SCREAM, LAUGH 157 00:06:21,137 --> 00:06:23,103 I've thought that in the past. Then it has been you. 158 00:06:23,172 --> 00:06:24,965 When she first walked in, and she was...Yeah. 159 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,413 ..wetting the bed and being so drunk, 160 00:06:26,448 --> 00:06:28,206 we all thought that maybe she was copying. 161 00:06:28,241 --> 00:06:31,724 Yes, I did say that Chloe copied us, 162 00:06:31,793 --> 00:06:34,344 nearly eight, nine years ago. 163 00:06:34,413 --> 00:06:37,344 Chloe? I need to talk to you about something. 164 00:06:37,379 --> 00:06:38,413 WHISPERS:What about? 165 00:06:38,586 --> 00:06:40,689 WHISPERS:I had a chat with Charlotte earlier.Right. 166 00:06:40,724 --> 00:06:43,000 Obviously, it was brought up, about the awkwardness... 167 00:06:43,034 --> 00:06:44,896 Yeah. ..just between you and Charlotte. 168 00:06:44,931 --> 00:06:46,206 So I kind of just said, like, 169 00:06:46,241 --> 00:06:48,344 "Why's it so awkward between you two?" And... 170 00:06:48,379 --> 00:06:50,413 What did she say? Not much really. She... 171 00:06:50,482 --> 00:06:52,034 It's not about that. It's more... Yeah. 172 00:06:52,103 --> 00:06:54,965 It's more the fact of, like, I feel like we don't speak a lot any more. 173 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,965 Yeah, but... But a lot of people notice it, like, 174 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,206 that you haven't been speaking, you know what I mean? 175 00:06:59,241 --> 00:07:00,275 Cos I was honest, innit? 176 00:07:00,344 --> 00:07:01,724 I said, "Well, I feel like sometimes 177 00:07:01,758 --> 00:07:03,793 "that she feels like you don't support her, 178 00:07:03,827 --> 00:07:06,103 "and does she feel like she's copying you or something?" 179 00:07:06,137 --> 00:07:08,620 And she was like, "Well, yeah, sometimes I do feel like that." 180 00:07:08,655 --> 00:07:10,793 I don't understand, to be honest. I don't. Yeah. 181 00:07:10,827 --> 00:07:12,620 Why do you think? Like, what's your view on it? 182 00:07:12,655 --> 00:07:14,448 I don't know. I don't understand. 183 00:07:14,482 --> 00:07:15,517 I tell you one thing. Go on. 184 00:07:15,586 --> 00:07:16,758 I'm my own person. Course. 185 00:07:16,793 --> 00:07:17,965 I don't copy off anyone. No! 186 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:20,310 If I was gonna copy off anyone, I'd copy off the Kardashians. 187 00:07:20,344 --> 00:07:22,275 No offence to her. Do you know what I mean?Yeah! 188 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:23,689 You know what I mean? No, I get it. 189 00:07:23,724 --> 00:07:26,379 Do you think I'm trying to be her? No! 190 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:28,827 I don't think Casey understands, like, what's happening now. 191 00:07:28,862 --> 00:07:30,620 He is such a gossip queen. 192 00:07:30,655 --> 00:07:33,068 And I just think, "Casey, back down, shut your mouth," 193 00:07:33,137 --> 00:07:35,827 because this is not gonna end well. 194 00:07:35,896 --> 00:07:38,172 It really annoys us. I know I'm me own person. 195 00:07:38,241 --> 00:07:40,482 I'm totally different to her. You're totally different. 196 00:07:40,517 --> 00:07:42,862 Totally different. No offence. I didn't wanna be like them. 197 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:45,310 I'm me own person.Yeah. I'm happy with the person I am. 198 00:07:45,379 --> 00:07:46,793 Me and her were like that! Yeah. 199 00:07:46,827 --> 00:07:49,862 Like always so close. That's what I'm saying. 200 00:07:49,896 --> 00:07:53,137 This copying Charlotte thing is starting to really upset us. 201 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:54,758 It's keep coming up like a bad smell. 202 00:07:54,793 --> 00:07:56,068 And now that Casey's saying it, 203 00:07:56,137 --> 00:07:57,827 it's actually starting to really upset us. 204 00:07:57,862 --> 00:08:00,448 Right, I'm going to bed! Right, lads.Lads. 205 00:08:00,482 --> 00:08:03,103 Thank you for the meal. Thank you so much, Jake. 206 00:08:03,172 --> 00:08:06,482 Come on.Casey? Casey? Casey, you get up. 207 00:08:08,068 --> 00:08:10,206 Chloe clearly got upset. 208 00:08:10,241 --> 00:08:12,275 So I need to make sure that she's OK. 209 00:08:12,344 --> 00:08:16,896 But also, I do feel really awkward because Charlotte is me best friend, 210 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,793 and she's not here to defend herself. 211 00:08:18,862 --> 00:08:20,379 I'm fucking fuming, me, like! 212 00:08:20,413 --> 00:08:22,172 Why? Just because it's... 213 00:08:22,206 --> 00:08:25,517 Sophie, how am I having to justify my own personality? 214 00:08:25,551 --> 00:08:28,172 It pisses us off when people say I'm not me own person 215 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:30,206 and imitate someone else. 216 00:08:30,241 --> 00:08:32,862 Like, I know who I am, and that's all that matters. 217 00:08:32,896 --> 00:08:35,827 Do you think I copy her? No.I feel upset about it. 218 00:08:35,862 --> 00:08:38,310 Don't need to get upset about it. It's just annoying, man! 219 00:08:38,344 --> 00:08:39,517 You don't need to get upset. 220 00:08:39,551 --> 00:08:41,310 Pathetic, though. It's fucking pathetic! 221 00:08:41,379 --> 00:08:44,241 I don't know how many times I have to say it. 222 00:08:44,275 --> 00:08:47,620 I do not copy Charlotte Crosby. End of. 223 00:08:47,655 --> 00:08:50,000 What the fuck? We'll talk about it tomorrow. 224 00:08:50,034 --> 00:08:52,758 Obviously, like, we used to be so close. You know what I mean? 225 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,034 That's not my fault, though! 226 00:08:54,068 --> 00:08:57,517 That does probably hurt because, you know, over the years, 227 00:08:57,551 --> 00:08:59,758 it's just got more and more distant and distant. 228 00:08:59,793 --> 00:09:02,689 It's so annoying, cos, literally, I do wanna resolve things. 229 00:09:02,724 --> 00:09:05,103 But to be honest, I don't think she gives a fuck. 230 00:09:05,137 --> 00:09:08,344 I just think that youse two probably need a really good chat. 231 00:09:08,379 --> 00:09:09,931 It takes two to tango. 232 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,517 I'll try and make conversation with her, 233 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,551 and then she doesn't really say anything. 234 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:16,655 I just can't be... There will... Sophie, I can't be arsed with this. 235 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:19,413 Honestly, I'm not...I know you say you can't be arsed, I know, 236 00:09:19,448 --> 00:09:21,137 but we're literally like sisters. 237 00:09:21,172 --> 00:09:23,103 I can't be bothered. I'm going home. 238 00:09:23,137 --> 00:09:24,931 No, you're not! I am! 239 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:28,965 Can't be bothered. Sick. Boring! Nah! Can't be bothered for it. 240 00:09:29,034 --> 00:09:30,482 So fucking shit! 241 00:09:30,517 --> 00:09:33,689 It seems so weird because me and her still haven't spoken 242 00:09:33,724 --> 00:09:34,862 since we've been in Cyprus. 243 00:09:34,896 --> 00:09:37,655 So fucking pathetic! I've never heard the likes of it. 244 00:09:37,689 --> 00:09:40,931 I'm too zen for this now, darling. Get me on a plane back to Newcastle. 245 00:09:40,965 --> 00:09:42,551 Going home! Fucking pathetic! 246 00:09:42,586 --> 00:09:44,689 How I'm having to justify my own personality, 247 00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:45,793 make me feel uncomfortable, 248 00:09:45,827 --> 00:09:47,655 that I can't actually go... not to be meself. 249 00:09:47,689 --> 00:09:49,448 All right, what's the point in us being here? 250 00:09:49,482 --> 00:09:51,655 I did say this wasn't gonna end well. 251 00:09:51,689 --> 00:09:52,931 Casey stirred the pot, 252 00:09:53,241 --> 00:09:56,551 and Chloe is about to hop on a plane on the next flight to Newcastle. 253 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:59,551 I'm going home. 100%. This is fucking pathetic. 254 00:09:59,586 --> 00:10:02,000 # No, it ain't easy 255 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:06,310 # But this is war Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. # 256 00:10:06,379 --> 00:10:08,655 # Geordie Shore, why aye! # 257 00:10:19,517 --> 00:10:21,551 # I'm caught up in the crossfire 258 00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:23,689 # But I'll show you what I'm made of 259 00:10:23,758 --> 00:10:27,448 # I catch the bullets Like I'm on the strike. # 260 00:10:27,482 --> 00:10:29,551 BABY WHINGES 261 00:10:29,586 --> 00:10:30,758 HE SIGHS Good morning. 262 00:10:30,793 --> 00:10:31,931 Morning. You all right? 263 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,896 Mm-hm. I'm good. How are you? 264 00:10:33,931 --> 00:10:35,206 Tired! I'm tired. 265 00:10:35,241 --> 00:10:36,310 Yeah! I'm really tired. 266 00:10:36,379 --> 00:10:38,448 Gutted that you weren't with me last night, though. 267 00:10:38,517 --> 00:10:39,448 Really? Yeah. 268 00:10:39,482 --> 00:10:40,896 How was it? Yeah, it was good. 269 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,034 I just wish you were there. 270 00:10:42,068 --> 00:10:43,551 I feel like everyone was there but you. 271 00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:45,517 Oh! And you're, like, literally... 272 00:10:45,551 --> 00:10:48,379 Like, it was hard getting Rox to sleep. 273 00:10:48,413 --> 00:10:50,482 All them years in Geordie Shore... Yeah? 274 00:10:50,551 --> 00:10:53,724 ..could not prepare me for the tiredness of being a parent. 275 00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:56,000 Casey had to be at the dinner last night without us. 276 00:10:56,034 --> 00:10:58,931 We said it was because I had to be with the kids, which is true. 277 00:10:58,965 --> 00:11:02,000 But to be honest, I was too annoyed to be there anyway 278 00:11:02,034 --> 00:11:05,172 after what I heard Jake had said about Rox being hard work. 279 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,413 I would have just been sat round the table in a mood. 280 00:11:07,448 --> 00:11:09,655 I thought... I actually thought... 281 00:11:09,689 --> 00:11:12,000 "Our kids have actually been on their best behaviour." 282 00:11:12,068 --> 00:11:14,103 WHISPERS: Jake struggles with Rox. 283 00:11:14,137 --> 00:11:15,793 Then I'm... I'm really confused 284 00:11:15,862 --> 00:11:18,517 because I've not seen Rox misbehave in front of him. 285 00:11:18,551 --> 00:11:20,275 Mm. I've seen him be hyper. 286 00:11:20,344 --> 00:11:22,896 Mm. But that's what every three-year-old would be like. 287 00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:25,172 Well, he was saying yesterday that he wanted to leave. 288 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,586 But I don't think that's cos of him. 289 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,620 I think that's just because of the environment. 290 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:29,586 I think he's not used to it. 291 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:32,482 I thought Jake wants a boy? Yeah. 292 00:11:32,551 --> 00:11:34,137 If you want a boy, babe, get used to it! 293 00:11:34,172 --> 00:11:36,758 They're... They're hyper! They're active!Yeah. 294 00:11:36,827 --> 00:11:40,241 You've gotta remember, we're quite far ahead, Marnie, with our kids. 295 00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:42,655 We had our kids really young. You know what I mean? 296 00:11:42,689 --> 00:11:45,655 So we're at... I feel like the... the dynamic is hard 297 00:11:45,689 --> 00:11:47,965 because everyone's at different stages. 298 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,862 Yeah. Do you get what I mean or not? 299 00:11:49,896 --> 00:11:51,620 Wow! Oh! Wow! 300 00:11:51,689 --> 00:11:53,793 Yeah.At the end of the day, this is a family vacation. 301 00:11:53,827 --> 00:11:57,172 We're all here with our kids, like, I'm gonna let them be kids. 302 00:11:57,206 --> 00:11:58,620 It's mine and Casey's honeymoon, 303 00:11:58,758 --> 00:12:02,689 and I'm not gonna make my kids act different for Charlotte and Jake. 304 00:12:02,724 --> 00:12:05,413 I'm gonna let them be normal toddlers and enjoy the holiday. 305 00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:06,827 James announced it yesterday. 306 00:12:06,862 --> 00:12:08,034 Kyle's coming today... Mummy. 307 00:12:08,068 --> 00:12:09,448 ..with his family. 308 00:12:09,482 --> 00:12:11,758 And so we're gonna have another family in the house. 309 00:12:11,827 --> 00:12:13,379 Oh, wow! Wow, wow, wow! 310 00:12:13,413 --> 00:12:17,344 Seriously, the thought of Kyle, Vicky and the little boy, Crew, 311 00:12:17,379 --> 00:12:20,206 being here is making us feel so tense. 312 00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:23,172 It's even more people to fit in this tiny villa. 313 00:12:23,241 --> 00:12:24,620 How is Jake gonna cope? 314 00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:32,413 Oh, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma. Ma, ma, ma, ma. 315 00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:33,482 Mama. 316 00:12:33,517 --> 00:12:35,931 BABY COOS, THEY LAUGH 317 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,448 I think last night really helped 318 00:12:38,482 --> 00:12:40,551 because we all got together as a group. 319 00:12:40,586 --> 00:12:43,103 And Jake really gets on with the lads. 320 00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:44,344 He's a lad's lad. 321 00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:46,827 And I think coming away on this Geordie-moon, 322 00:12:46,862 --> 00:12:49,482 he expected to spend loads of time with them. 323 00:12:49,517 --> 00:12:51,068 With us being in two separate villas, 324 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,793 there's this awkward divide. 325 00:12:52,827 --> 00:12:55,344 And I think last night is just what we needed 326 00:12:55,379 --> 00:12:57,931 because he was able to have that lad's time. 327 00:12:57,965 --> 00:12:59,517 How are you feeling today, Jake? 328 00:12:59,551 --> 00:13:02,206 When I spoke to the lads, like, it was a lot easier, 329 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:03,517 cos, like, you've got, like... 330 00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:06,068 Did you just find it normal, then? Yeah. 331 00:13:06,103 --> 00:13:08,413 Like, just needed that little bit of, like, you know, 332 00:13:08,448 --> 00:13:10,586 escapism of just, like, having a bit of, like...Yeah. 333 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:12,862 ..chatting with me mates cos they're all me mates now. 334 00:13:12,896 --> 00:13:14,206 Do you know what I mean? Exactly. 335 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:17,344 Jake's in a really good mood, so I'm not gonna bring up to him 336 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:20,793 the conversation I had with Casey last night about Chloe. 337 00:13:20,862 --> 00:13:24,620 I do not want to ruin his experience on this Geordie-moon. 338 00:13:24,655 --> 00:13:28,275 And, Alba, are you having a good time? 339 00:13:28,344 --> 00:13:29,379 ALBA WHINGES 340 00:13:29,448 --> 00:13:33,206 Oh. Oh! No, I think that's a "no". 341 00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:34,379 # I 342 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:35,862 # All the ways we can go 343 00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:38,655 # If I'm with you 344 00:13:38,689 --> 00:13:41,206 # Anywhere you wanna go. # 345 00:13:41,275 --> 00:13:43,586 My bed is broke! 346 00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:47,413 I have had to sleep like that all night. 347 00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:50,310 The bloody Hunchback of Notre Dame, me back feels like. 348 00:13:50,344 --> 00:13:52,000 How have you slept like that? I do not know. 349 00:13:52,034 --> 00:13:53,862 I don't know. Oh, God! 350 00:13:53,896 --> 00:13:57,344 I've woke up this morning, me head is fucked, me bed is fucked. 351 00:13:57,379 --> 00:14:00,000 But I have spoke to Abbie, and she has calmed us down. 352 00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:02,172 I know last night I did say I was gonna leave. 353 00:14:02,206 --> 00:14:04,034 But I am gonna stay, cos at the end of the day, 354 00:14:04,103 --> 00:14:06,137 it's Marnie and Casey's honeymoon. 355 00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:07,896 Youse all right? Oh! Good morning, darling. 356 00:14:07,965 --> 00:14:09,379 You know what it is about you, James? 357 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,172 You're always fresh in the morning. I know. 358 00:14:11,206 --> 00:14:13,655 And it really annoys me because us girls are so rough! 359 00:14:13,724 --> 00:14:15,931 Watch the bed, James, cos it's... Look, me bed's broke! 360 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,448 Oh, God! I don't wanna sit on there. 361 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,103 So I was just explaining to Abbie about the situation last night. 362 00:14:20,137 --> 00:14:21,517 Obviously, I said me and Charlotte 363 00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:23,517 like, have drifted a bit cos me and Charlotte... 364 00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:25,379 I don't know if you knew, we used to be like that. 365 00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:26,689 Used to be dead close. So close. 366 00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:30,241 But obviously, it upsets us, but then, like, since losing me dad, 367 00:14:30,275 --> 00:14:31,724 I don't really dwell on things now. 368 00:14:31,793 --> 00:14:33,482 No.I just think, like, life's too short. 369 00:14:33,517 --> 00:14:35,758 Me and Chloe have both lost wer dads recently, 370 00:14:35,827 --> 00:14:37,724 and when you go through something like that, 371 00:14:37,758 --> 00:14:39,758 it really puts things into perspective. 372 00:14:39,793 --> 00:14:42,172 So I just hope I can keep the peace in this villa. 373 00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:43,275 I get what you're saying. 374 00:14:43,379 --> 00:14:45,310 I think you should have a conversation with her, 375 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:46,827 see where her head's at. Mm. 376 00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:49,275 And then just once you've got everything off your chest, 377 00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:50,758 then you can just go on... I was... 378 00:14:50,793 --> 00:14:53,034 ..start building again and get that friendship back. 379 00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:54,827 'James is telling us to talk to Charlotte.' 380 00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:55,896 And I do want to, 381 00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:58,137 but I just don't want there to be any tension in the house, 382 00:14:58,206 --> 00:15:00,241 when everyone is in such good spirits. 383 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,862 I'm really starting to miss Nathan now, 384 00:15:01,896 --> 00:15:04,034 and especially cos obviously, this is all going on. 385 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,965 Obviously, the Marnie thing, me, Charlotte. 386 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,517 He was obviously involved in it. 387 00:15:07,551 --> 00:15:10,068 But it... I just miss him a little bit now. 388 00:15:10,103 --> 00:15:11,793 You can tell he's missing from the house. 389 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:12,862 God, yeah. It's quiet. 390 00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:15,103 Ooh! It's fucked, this bed, innit? No, I know. 391 00:15:15,137 --> 00:15:16,586 Let's get a coffee and... 392 00:15:16,655 --> 00:15:18,000 I need a coffee. ..seize the day! 393 00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:19,793 Stop yawning! Yeah. 394 00:15:19,827 --> 00:15:20,758 Coffee. HE LAUGHS 395 00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:24,620 Are youse sleeping well here or not? 396 00:15:24,655 --> 00:15:27,103 Not really, mate! Have you seen me bloody bed? 397 00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:29,034 God, I feel like the bloody... What's his name? 398 00:15:29,068 --> 00:15:30,551 The Hotre Dame of Hotred? What's it? 399 00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:32,275 Hotred Dame? The Hunchback of Notre Dame? 400 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:33,586 Hunchred Back of Notre Dame. 401 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:37,655 # I'm fit to live my life The way I see fit 402 00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:42,413 # I'm fit to use my time The way I want it. # 403 00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:45,586 I'm actually so thankful that we decided to have kids early. 404 00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:47,034 Yeah! 405 00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:49,758 I could not. If I had had Rox now... 406 00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:50,931 Oh, my God, I think I'd die! 407 00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:52,241 I'd die! CASEY LAUGHS 408 00:15:52,275 --> 00:15:54,241 Why do you keep staring at him? Killing us! 409 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,965 This is why I need a girl, Case! 410 00:15:57,034 --> 00:15:58,689 Oh, my God! Marnie, it's an egg. Raw egg. 411 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,827 Can you just go and get some wipes? Where are the baby wipes? 412 00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:03,551 He's got egg everywhere! 413 00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:05,103 BABY WHINGES 414 00:16:05,137 --> 00:16:07,724 No, Marn... Marnie, I haven't got wipes, man! 415 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,000 Where are the wipes, Marnie? 416 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,689 LAUGHING: Jake's gonna love that! 417 00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:13,000 CASEY LAUGHS 418 00:16:13,068 --> 00:16:14,448 Morning, everyone! Good morning. 419 00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:16,620 Be careful on the carpet. Oax's just cracked an egg. 420 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,344 Good morning, Chantelle! Good morning! 421 00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:23,344 Morning! How are you feeling, Charlotte? 422 00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:25,241 Oh, a bit hungover, you know? Are you? 423 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,379 I don't blame you, you were mortal. I know. 424 00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:28,689 You've broke this! ROX: No! 425 00:16:28,724 --> 00:16:29,793 No. You've broken... Rox? 426 00:16:29,827 --> 00:16:31,551 I'll take it from you if youse don't share. 427 00:16:31,586 --> 00:16:33,586 You've gotta share! CASEY: Yeah, both share it. 428 00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,206 HE CRIES, SCREAMS 429 00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:37,551 Go and get Dad... Do you want Daddy to get you one? 430 00:16:37,586 --> 00:16:40,448 Ricardo? Don't! Share it, Ricardo! 431 00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:42,586 Yes, you're gonna share! Look, just put it... Guys! 432 00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:44,379 CHANTELLE SCREAMS 433 00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:46,517 Right, hold on. Let me deal with it. Let me deal! 434 00:16:46,551 --> 00:16:49,310 BABY COOS I'm absolutely shattered, me. 435 00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:51,517 He's woke us up in the middle of the night... 436 00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:53,862 THEY LAUGH 437 00:16:53,896 --> 00:16:55,724 It's me first morning in the villa. 438 00:16:55,793 --> 00:16:57,103 I've had a shit night's sleep, 439 00:16:57,137 --> 00:17:00,413 and the kids are already fighting over a daft worm in a jar. 440 00:17:00,448 --> 00:17:03,103 I thought, "Hear, when am I gonna get a break, man? He's four!" 441 00:17:03,137 --> 00:17:04,344 THEY LAUGH 442 00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:15,034 Charlotte told me that Kyle and his family 443 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,551 are coming on the Geordie-moon. 444 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:19,206 And I'm gonna be absolutely fine about that. 445 00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:21,551 The only thing that I'm probably gonna be a bit gutted about 446 00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:23,172 is that he's here with his family, 447 00:17:23,206 --> 00:17:25,103 and I just wish I could have Jacob here. 448 00:17:25,137 --> 00:17:26,517 Has anyone met Kyle's girlfriend? 449 00:17:26,551 --> 00:17:28,241 I met her for two seconds... Yeah.Yeah. 450 00:17:28,275 --> 00:17:30,137 I don't think I spoke to her. She was at the reunion! 451 00:17:30,172 --> 00:17:32,827 I know, but I don't think I, like, had a proper chat with her. 452 00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:33,793 Yeah, she's nice. 453 00:17:49,172 --> 00:17:51,965 # Gimme that hot sauce Hot sauce, hot sauce... # 454 00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:55,172 I am back, in Cyprus. 455 00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:57,379 And hopefully, this time I won't get kicked out. 456 00:17:57,413 --> 00:17:59,413 # Ice drippin' off your lips Yeah, the hot sauce... # 457 00:17:59,482 --> 00:18:03,413 It is absolutely surreal bringing my family, 458 00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:06,827 my partner and my son out into Geordie Shore. 459 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,241 I'm so tired, I'm on the caffeine, 460 00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:17,275 and in walks Kyle, with another toddler. 461 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:18,965 I really hope they're ready for this. 462 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Oh, my God. 463 00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:23,034 Nice to see ya. How you doing? Nice to see ya. 464 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,241 Nice to meet ya. I'm Marnie. Hello. You OK? 465 00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:27,551 Hello. What you got? 466 00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:28,586 Hello. 467 00:18:28,655 --> 00:18:31,379 So, I'm feeling excited to see everyone. 468 00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:34,586 Kyle's prepped me a little bit for what we're in store for, 469 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:37,517 but maybe he doesn't wanna open my eyes to, like, the full picture. 470 00:18:38,655 --> 00:18:39,896 I hope this won't be awkward, 471 00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:42,206 being on holiday with Crew, Vicky 472 00:18:42,241 --> 00:18:44,275 and my ex-girlfriend Holly. 473 00:18:44,344 --> 00:18:47,344 I'm not gonna lie, I am nervous. 474 00:18:47,413 --> 00:18:50,655 I'm trying to hold Crew's hand, but I'm sweating already. 475 00:18:50,689 --> 00:18:53,689 Ee! Here comes Kyle. 476 00:18:53,724 --> 00:18:56,931 WOMEN:Oh, my God. Kyle?! 477 00:18:56,965 --> 00:18:58,310 That was silent. 478 00:18:58,344 --> 00:19:00,724 I feel like a whale, my ankles are hurting, 479 00:19:00,758 --> 00:19:03,206 and now Kyle's arrived with his model girlfriend. 480 00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,551 It's just the perfect holiday [!] 481 00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:08,206 ALL:Hello. Hiya. Are you all right? 482 00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:11,275 Aw, hiya. Hiya. How are you? Oh. 483 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:12,827 How are you? You all right? 484 00:19:12,862 --> 00:19:16,379 It's so good that Kyle's finally arrived with his family. 485 00:19:16,413 --> 00:19:18,068 Vicky hasn't experienced Geordie Shore 486 00:19:18,137 --> 00:19:19,482 like the rest of us all. 487 00:19:19,586 --> 00:19:22,758 But I know that we're all gonna have the best time together 488 00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:24,103 and she's gonna love it. 489 00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:25,586 How are ya? Hello. You all right? 490 00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:27,827 How's your pregnancy? Horrendous. 491 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,931 Hi, babe. You all right? You look gorgeous. 492 00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:31,275 So do you. Thank you. 493 00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:33,482 How are you feeling? Horrendous.Are ya? 494 00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:34,931 Oh, hello, Crew. 495 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,758 THEY LAUGH 496 00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:38,034 How you doing? You all right? 497 00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:39,137 Aye, class. 498 00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:41,034 Me and Kyle, we've got one of them friendships. 499 00:19:41,103 --> 00:19:42,517 We don't see each other every day, 500 00:19:42,551 --> 00:19:45,344 but we literally voice-note every day. 501 00:19:45,379 --> 00:19:47,275 Like, we just crack each other up, non-stop, 502 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:50,103 and we're constantly taking the piss out of other people, like Ricci. 503 00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:52,241 Mwah. What's happened here? 504 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:53,620 Jesus. 505 00:19:53,655 --> 00:19:55,586 Hello. Are you all right? Hello. Are you OK? 506 00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:56,827 Hello, darling. Hello. 507 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,137 Hi, love, you all right? 508 00:19:58,172 --> 00:19:59,724 Oh, I'm good. Are you? Nice to meet ya. 509 00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:02,344 BABY CRIES 510 00:20:02,379 --> 00:20:05,586 Kyle arrives, so the madness continues. 511 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:08,586 It's a good job I've got a good idea to get wer out this villa. 512 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:13,379 Guys, lads, lasses, it's been an absolute madhouse. 513 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,103 I'm ready to pull me hair out. I think Marnie is as well. 514 00:20:16,172 --> 00:20:17,827 MAN:Yeah. I think we should go out, 515 00:20:17,862 --> 00:20:19,413 go to the zoo or something. 516 00:20:19,448 --> 00:20:21,344 ALL:Yay. I dunno who's in, who's out. 517 00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:23,034 WOMAN: I would love to go to the zoo. 518 00:20:23,068 --> 00:20:24,758 So we're off to the zoo. 519 00:20:24,793 --> 00:20:28,310 I thought Cyprus was gonna be shots, shots, shots. 520 00:20:28,344 --> 00:20:30,862 The zoo's a great idea if you're eight years old. 521 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,344 OK, then, nice family day out. Let's get ready. 522 00:20:34,379 --> 00:20:36,344 Crew's gonna love the zoo, 523 00:20:36,379 --> 00:20:38,827 but I would also like to see where we're staying first, 524 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,379 because this is all a bit manic. 525 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,448 Right, Kyle, shall I show you your room? Yeah. 526 00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:44,137 Come on then, youse. Wanna see the room? 527 00:20:44,172 --> 00:20:46,448 Take it we're in the family villa? Yes. 528 00:20:46,482 --> 00:20:48,275 Oh! Welcome to the madhouse. 529 00:20:48,344 --> 00:20:50,206 You would think it would be them who'd be loudest. 530 00:20:50,275 --> 00:20:51,482 Yeah. But it's us. 531 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:52,689 Oh, God. I'm not surprised. 532 00:20:57,344 --> 00:20:59,068 Listen, the zoo'll be fun, man. 533 00:20:59,103 --> 00:21:00,517 It'll be different. Yeah, yeah. 534 00:21:00,586 --> 00:21:03,172 We'll go to the zoo and then have a mad night tonight. 535 00:21:03,206 --> 00:21:06,000 You want a mad one? I think I'm due an outburst. 536 00:21:06,068 --> 00:21:08,034 Yeah, yeah, as well. I want a mad one. 537 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:09,103 I wanna go "out" out. 538 00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:10,758 I don't mind the zoo, me. 539 00:21:10,827 --> 00:21:13,068 But I do prefer to be at a bar, getting mortal. 540 00:21:13,103 --> 00:21:15,827 And my animal instinct is saying, "Let's go out tonight." 541 00:21:15,896 --> 00:21:17,310 I'm ready to get mortalled. 542 00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:19,724 I've been really tame since I've been here. I need a wild one. 543 00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:21,413 I'm having a drink. I need to let loose. 544 00:21:21,482 --> 00:21:23,517 100%. Go on, then, twist me arm. 545 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,448 Twist it! THEY LAUGH 546 00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:28,068 The plan for today is to get back from the zoo, 547 00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:30,724 get to the club, and have an absolute blow-out. 548 00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:32,000 It's a simple plan, really. 549 00:21:32,034 --> 00:21:34,620 Ah, it's class to see Kyle, man, and his little family. 550 00:21:34,655 --> 00:21:37,310 It's the first time I've seen Crew. He's got a combover. 551 00:21:37,344 --> 00:21:39,517 He's a proper mini-Kyle, isn't he? I know, he is. Class. 552 00:21:41,965 --> 00:21:44,586 Is that your duck? Oh, my God! Ouch. 553 00:21:44,655 --> 00:21:46,137 Is he kicking? 554 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,068 Oh, really bad. Is he? 555 00:21:48,103 --> 00:21:51,413 He was like that. His little legs were tucked up under my ribcage. 556 00:21:51,482 --> 00:21:54,896 I never thought I'd be chatting with Holly 557 00:21:54,931 --> 00:21:59,241 about pregnancy and birth and everything that goes with it. 558 00:21:59,275 --> 00:22:00,620 But here we are. 559 00:22:00,689 --> 00:22:04,482 He's literally, like... His foot's there at the side. Yeah. 560 00:22:04,517 --> 00:22:06,827 And I think that's his back or his bum over there. 561 00:22:06,862 --> 00:22:10,448 Talking about being pregnant is always a great icebreaker. 562 00:22:10,482 --> 00:22:13,206 And me and Kyle are absolutely fine, I suppose. 563 00:22:13,275 --> 00:22:15,517 Not gonna have him holding my hand while I'm giving birth, 564 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,344 but it's good enough to make small talk. 565 00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:19,689 Could you tell you were carrying a boy?Yeah. 566 00:22:19,724 --> 00:22:22,517 I think you're really small for how far gone...Really? 567 00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:24,206 I'm huge everywhere else, though. Yeah. 568 00:22:24,241 --> 00:22:26,482 I've put on three-and-a-half stone. 569 00:22:26,517 --> 00:22:28,000 You'll feel different in yourself. 570 00:22:28,068 --> 00:22:32,275 Honestly, it was the best I ever looked, like, last June. 571 00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:34,310 And then I got pregnant in the September, 572 00:22:34,344 --> 00:22:38,241 and then I just let myself eat and do anything I wanted. 573 00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:39,965 Yeah. And now I'm in here and I'm like, 574 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,517 "I'm not sure if this was the best idea for me to do this." 575 00:22:42,586 --> 00:22:44,310 That's what I'd be like if I was pregnant. 576 00:22:44,344 --> 00:22:47,931 I'm so happy Holly and Vicky have both met 577 00:22:47,965 --> 00:22:50,413 and they're both getting on really well. 578 00:22:50,448 --> 00:22:51,896 It's me old life meets me new life. 579 00:22:51,931 --> 00:22:54,137 And what I've gotta remember, they're both good people, 580 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,620 so they will get on. 581 00:22:55,655 --> 00:22:57,586 And now I can finally relax. 582 00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:58,862 Er, to be honest, 583 00:22:59,034 --> 00:23:01,172 I'm a little bit nervous about him kinda going out to the zoo, 584 00:23:01,206 --> 00:23:04,241 cos I feel he's just gonna have, like, so much energy pent up. 585 00:23:04,275 --> 00:23:06,310 Will he be all right walking round the zoo or not? 586 00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:08,137 Hit and miss. If he gets a nap in 587 00:23:08,172 --> 00:23:10,000 on the way there, he might be all right.Yeah. 588 00:23:10,034 --> 00:23:13,034 Mine need their sleep. They need it. Like, they're a nightmare. 589 00:23:13,068 --> 00:23:15,517 Getting ready really isn't as easy as it used to be. 590 00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:18,206 I've gotta get the kids dressed, the kids fed, 591 00:23:18,241 --> 00:23:19,413 all of us out the door. 592 00:23:19,448 --> 00:23:22,103 If I'm honest, it is so hard juggling two. 593 00:23:22,172 --> 00:23:23,620 CHILD SCREAMS 594 00:23:23,655 --> 00:23:26,206 I'm blowing on it for you, cos it's hot. 595 00:23:26,241 --> 00:23:28,793 Go on. It's hot, mind. 596 00:23:31,103 --> 00:23:33,241 Oh, my God, man. 597 00:23:33,310 --> 00:23:36,206 Sit down and eat it. Over, and you won't spill it. 598 00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:39,620 ADULTS CHATTER 599 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,896 CHILD SCREAMS, CRIES 600 00:23:45,931 --> 00:23:47,655 He was just giving your teddy some! 601 00:23:47,689 --> 00:23:50,275 Fuck my life. 602 00:23:50,310 --> 00:23:52,448 The teddy has... No, no, no. Don't do that. 603 00:23:52,482 --> 00:23:55,068 HE SCREAMS 604 00:23:55,103 --> 00:23:58,344 This is hard work. It's not a honeymoon. 605 00:23:58,379 --> 00:24:00,206 And I feel like I'm gonna explode. 606 00:24:05,103 --> 00:24:07,068 # Geordie Shore, why aye! # 607 00:24:24,413 --> 00:24:25,655 We're going to the zoo! 608 00:24:29,137 --> 00:24:30,758 I'm really looking forward to the zoo. 609 00:24:30,793 --> 00:24:32,724 But Oax hasn't had his nap. 610 00:24:32,793 --> 00:24:34,827 And he can be a right little pain in the bum 611 00:24:34,896 --> 00:24:36,034 when he hasn't had his sleep. 612 00:24:36,068 --> 00:24:37,172 A bit like me. 613 00:24:38,586 --> 00:24:39,689 PARROT SQUAWKS 614 00:24:41,965 --> 00:24:43,655 Who doesn't love a visit to the zoo? 615 00:24:43,724 --> 00:24:46,551 And it'll be really nice to see some other animals 616 00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:48,827 from the ones I'm used to living with. 617 00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:50,379 They'll probably smell better as well. 618 00:24:56,689 --> 00:24:58,551 Aw, look at them ones. 619 00:25:00,517 --> 00:25:05,034 KYLE: Are you going in, Chantelle? Aye, when youse have checked it out. 620 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:07,241 Make sure it's safe. We're not gonna lose a limb. 621 00:25:07,275 --> 00:25:10,172 I don't trust these lemurs one bit. 622 00:25:10,206 --> 00:25:12,758 They look a bit radge. So I'm gonna send the lads in, 623 00:25:12,793 --> 00:25:15,275 and if they come out alive, I'll go in with the kids. 624 00:25:15,310 --> 00:25:17,379 # Can you go...? # 625 00:25:17,413 --> 00:25:18,655 Whoo! 626 00:25:18,689 --> 00:25:20,137 LAUGHING:Look at Jake! Oh, my God! 627 00:25:20,172 --> 00:25:21,724 WOMEN LAUGH Jake! 628 00:25:21,758 --> 00:25:25,517 Look, Jake's trying to hide, look. JAKE: Argh! 629 00:25:25,586 --> 00:25:28,103 THEY LAUGH 630 00:25:32,862 --> 00:25:35,827 It's so funny seeing Jake getting pounced on by these lemurs. 631 00:25:35,862 --> 00:25:38,379 They are doing a good job of keeping him on his toes. 632 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:40,517 It's a pity that we don't have some back in the villa. 633 00:25:40,551 --> 00:25:41,689 Argh! 634 00:25:41,724 --> 00:25:44,068 Look, they're going wild, they're that excited. 635 00:25:44,103 --> 00:25:46,344 THEY CHATTER 636 00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:48,620 Can I get out now? Look at Jake! 637 00:25:48,655 --> 00:25:51,758 No, can I get out? No, well, not until it's done, Jake. 638 00:25:51,793 --> 00:25:53,379 Oh! 639 00:25:53,413 --> 00:25:55,965 Fuckin' hell, these lemurs, climbing all over wer. 640 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,344 It felt like when you used to go and do a club appearance, 641 00:25:58,413 --> 00:26:00,551 back in the day, and all the birds clinging off ya. 642 00:26:00,586 --> 00:26:03,034 Jake looks so uncomfortable, bless him! 643 00:26:03,068 --> 00:26:05,758 Jake's like the, like, what's it called, Doctor Dolittle? 644 00:26:05,793 --> 00:26:07,172 Argh! This one's hanging off us. 645 00:26:07,206 --> 00:26:08,758 Look at that one with all the babies.Aw! 646 00:26:08,793 --> 00:26:10,793 It's feeding its kid. 647 00:26:10,827 --> 00:26:12,724 This is amazing. These stink. 648 00:26:12,758 --> 00:26:14,758 Get down. Get down! 649 00:26:16,103 --> 00:26:17,551 Oh, look at me top! 650 00:26:17,586 --> 00:26:23,620 I've got shit and I've got food all over me sparkling white top. 651 00:26:23,655 --> 00:26:24,655 This is crap. 652 00:26:25,862 --> 00:26:28,655 Hear, bro... think we should backdoor it? 653 00:26:28,689 --> 00:26:31,413 I can do, like. I mean, I've been to plenty of zoos before. 654 00:26:31,448 --> 00:26:33,379 I'm a mess. Once you've seen one, I've seen them all. 655 00:26:33,413 --> 00:26:34,827 Exactly. And it's for the kids. 656 00:26:34,862 --> 00:26:37,137 Yeah. Back door, let's get by the pool, maybe a few drinks. 657 00:26:37,206 --> 00:26:38,689 A few drinks? Yeah, let's do it. 658 00:26:38,724 --> 00:26:41,758 After being with the little monkeys and getting shit all over me top, 659 00:26:41,793 --> 00:26:43,896 this is just not my vibe at all. 660 00:26:43,931 --> 00:26:46,724 I get it, the kids wanna have a day out and enjoy themselves. 661 00:26:46,758 --> 00:26:48,275 But I've got no kids! 662 00:26:48,344 --> 00:26:51,379 So I wanna get out of here and have a beer and have a hot tub. 663 00:26:54,965 --> 00:26:57,206 Yeah, run! 664 00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:59,344 Let's get back to the villa, lad. 665 00:26:59,379 --> 00:27:01,379 This is why me and Ricci are best mates. 666 00:27:01,413 --> 00:27:03,137 We're always on the same page. 667 00:27:03,172 --> 00:27:08,724 And right now, the page says these animals can fuck right off! 668 00:27:08,758 --> 00:27:10,689 Let's get back to the villa. 669 00:27:10,724 --> 00:27:11,689 Get the tunes on! 670 00:27:19,275 --> 00:27:23,275 Right. So I now know a name of a bird. 671 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,413 Go on. A white-naped crane. 672 00:27:25,448 --> 00:27:28,379 But don't you just know birds' names anyways, like parrots? 673 00:27:28,413 --> 00:27:30,034 Parrots. Parrots, pigeons. 674 00:27:30,103 --> 00:27:33,551 Casey's told us this morning that Chloe was fuming last night. 675 00:27:33,586 --> 00:27:35,827 So I just wanna check and make sure she's all right 676 00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:36,931 and if I can help at all. 677 00:27:37,172 --> 00:27:39,448 What's going on? Dying to find out what happened last night. 678 00:27:39,482 --> 00:27:41,172 So, basically, right, Marnie's wedding, 679 00:27:41,206 --> 00:27:44,206 it was me, Nathan and Marnie. 680 00:27:44,275 --> 00:27:46,448 And we had a little conversation about Charlotte. 681 00:27:46,482 --> 00:27:48,310 We've all got wer little things with her. 682 00:27:48,344 --> 00:27:51,034 Marnie's obviously, I think, squished hers now. 683 00:27:51,068 --> 00:27:52,413 Nathan's away, but with me, 684 00:27:52,448 --> 00:27:54,931 it's more like we're just not as close as we used to be. 685 00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:56,655 Like, me and her used to be like that. 686 00:27:56,689 --> 00:27:58,689 We used to be so close and then, erm, 687 00:27:58,724 --> 00:28:01,137 basically, last night, Casey said that she, erm, 688 00:28:01,172 --> 00:28:02,689 had been saying that I copy her and that. 689 00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:05,482 And I was, like, "No." And I'm thinking... 690 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,862 "Copy her?" I was like, "Well, what do you mean, copy her?" 691 00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:09,275 Oh, I can't be bothered with it. 692 00:28:09,310 --> 00:28:10,724 Youse definitely need to speak up. 693 00:28:10,758 --> 00:28:13,482 I know Chloe's saying she can't be bothered, 694 00:28:13,517 --> 00:28:16,655 but it's much better to just get things off your chest, 695 00:28:16,689 --> 00:28:18,586 just like me and Charlotte did in Portugal, 696 00:28:18,620 --> 00:28:20,413 and we're in a much better place now. 697 00:28:20,448 --> 00:28:22,827 It definitely needs to be said. I know. 698 00:28:22,862 --> 00:28:27,241 But you know what? I do think probably maybes have it sober, 699 00:28:27,310 --> 00:28:30,655 because when there's drink involved, it could go west. 700 00:28:30,689 --> 00:28:32,689 I know, I know. Even just over a glass of wine. 701 00:28:32,724 --> 00:28:34,551 Yeah, yeah, I know. Oh, love this one. 702 00:28:34,586 --> 00:28:37,379 I do wanna speak to Charlotte because I do wanna get it sorted. 703 00:28:37,413 --> 00:28:41,068 But not here, around kids, the zoo and alcohol. 704 00:28:41,103 --> 00:28:42,862 I'm gonna do it when I get back to the villa. 705 00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:45,172 # Hot summer 706 00:28:45,206 --> 00:28:47,517 # She put on her record player... # 707 00:28:47,586 --> 00:28:49,586 I think we made the right choice, leaving the zoo. 708 00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:51,793 It was a good idea. I don't mind being back here, 709 00:28:51,862 --> 00:28:53,310 chilling, hot tub, a few drinks, 710 00:28:53,379 --> 00:28:54,758 get sorted, have a night out. 711 00:28:54,793 --> 00:28:56,482 The thought of a proper night out, like. 712 00:28:56,517 --> 00:28:59,344 You wanna be out, 24/7. Haven't even been out. 713 00:28:59,379 --> 00:29:02,172 YELLING: The Geordie Shore family's going out tonight! 714 00:29:02,206 --> 00:29:05,517 Fucking let's go! Let's get the beers, lad.Ha-ha! 715 00:29:05,551 --> 00:29:07,310 Let's have a drink for tonight, bro. 716 00:29:08,965 --> 00:29:10,620 Cheers to us. Cheers. 717 00:29:10,689 --> 00:29:12,724 I have zero regrets backdooring the zoo. 718 00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:14,551 I'm in the hot tub with a beer, 719 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,310 and I'm soaking up the sun instead of the lemurs' piss. 720 00:29:17,344 --> 00:29:19,344 Oh, my God, it's unreal. 721 00:29:19,379 --> 00:29:21,448 Bit warm, like... but... 722 00:29:21,482 --> 00:29:23,689 It doesn't matter how warm it is. No. Just fucking enjoy it. 723 00:29:27,068 --> 00:29:29,241 LEMURS SQUEAKING 724 00:29:31,413 --> 00:29:33,448 MARNIE:Aw. 725 00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:35,655 Oh, that one's got a willy sticking out. 726 00:29:35,724 --> 00:29:38,793 No, don't touch him, Rox, please. ROX: I'm just feeding him, though. 727 00:29:38,827 --> 00:29:40,965 No, no, no, no, no! MARNIE GASPS 728 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,241 Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, whoa! Look at... 729 00:29:43,275 --> 00:29:44,862 This isn't as easy as I thought. 730 00:29:44,931 --> 00:29:48,344 We've now got to handle a bunch of lemurs as well as the kids. 731 00:29:49,827 --> 00:29:51,655 It's exhausting, innit? 732 00:29:51,689 --> 00:29:52,931 No, no, no, Rox. Rox, Rox! 733 00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:54,482 No, he's fine. You need your shoes on. 734 00:29:54,517 --> 00:29:55,551 He's fine. 735 00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:57,137 The zoo's amazing. 736 00:29:57,172 --> 00:30:00,172 But Rox is running wild, and Oax hasn't had his nap, 737 00:30:00,241 --> 00:30:02,827 and he's clearly irritable and tired. 738 00:30:02,896 --> 00:30:04,482 I've just gotta call it a day, 739 00:30:04,517 --> 00:30:06,827 accept defeat and go back to the villa. 740 00:30:06,896 --> 00:30:09,034 SCREAMING:No, no! What? 741 00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:11,000 CRYING:I don't wanna go. You've... 742 00:30:11,034 --> 00:30:13,137 I'll get him, I'll get him. 743 00:30:13,172 --> 00:30:15,344 I know, we're gonna... I want my friends! 744 00:30:15,379 --> 00:30:16,758 Yeah. We're gonna see your friends. 745 00:30:16,793 --> 00:30:20,310 Oh, my God! The kids are in such a state. 746 00:30:20,344 --> 00:30:23,068 I feel like this Geordie-moon was gonna be so much fun, 747 00:30:23,103 --> 00:30:25,241 but I'm just starting to regret it now. 748 00:30:25,275 --> 00:30:27,137 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just stressful, Casey, 749 00:30:27,206 --> 00:30:29,655 cos I'm just not, like, I'm not enjoying it. 750 00:30:29,689 --> 00:30:31,448 And what is the point in us being here? 751 00:30:38,517 --> 00:30:40,448 Ready?Has she done a poo? Oh, another poo! 752 00:30:40,517 --> 00:30:42,931 She's just become like a little poop machine, isn't she? 753 00:30:42,965 --> 00:30:44,448 She's had three poos today! 754 00:30:44,482 --> 00:30:45,793 VICKY LAUGHS Just like him. 755 00:30:45,862 --> 00:30:48,000 Yeah, all the time. I thought you were talking to me. 756 00:30:48,034 --> 00:30:49,586 Maybe.I thought she was pointing at me! 757 00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:52,241 Howay, mate! I thought she meant you as well. 758 00:30:52,275 --> 00:30:55,068 I never thought I'd be sat on holiday with Kyle, 759 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:57,655 the guy who broke my best friend's heart, 760 00:30:57,689 --> 00:31:00,034 and be having a good time. 761 00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:03,965 To be fair, I do think Kyle's changed since he's had a baby. 762 00:31:04,034 --> 00:31:06,551 And Jake absolutely loves him, too. 763 00:31:06,620 --> 00:31:09,344 So it's so lovely we all get to hang out as families. 764 00:31:09,379 --> 00:31:11,172 So youse, like, how does it work, then? 765 00:31:11,206 --> 00:31:14,068 Do we stay in? Do we go out? Do we take the kids? 766 00:31:14,103 --> 00:31:15,724 Right. Baby-sitters? What...? 767 00:31:15,758 --> 00:31:16,827 We don't have baby-sitters, 768 00:31:16,862 --> 00:31:20,586 unless you feel comfortable with leaving Crew 769 00:31:20,655 --> 00:31:22,448 with one of the other guys in the house. 770 00:31:23,517 --> 00:31:25,758 I'm game for that, like. I mean, I'm gonna say no to that. 771 00:31:25,793 --> 00:31:27,241 Yeah, me neither. THEY LAUGH 772 00:31:27,310 --> 00:31:28,896 Me neither, I swear, yeah! Like... 773 00:31:28,931 --> 00:31:31,241 Well, what she said! THEY LAUGH 774 00:31:31,275 --> 00:31:33,275 Right, come on, then, because she stinks. 775 00:31:33,310 --> 00:31:35,689 Well, we need to do a nappy change. 776 00:31:38,034 --> 00:31:39,344 Yay! 777 00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:43,724 Whoo! 778 00:31:43,793 --> 00:31:45,137 Oh! 779 00:31:45,206 --> 00:31:46,931 Thank fuck we're back home! 780 00:31:46,965 --> 00:31:49,551 At least here I don't have to dodge lemurs and push a buggy around! 781 00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:52,103 I'm gonna have a shower, tidy up 782 00:31:52,137 --> 00:31:54,206 and hopefully just feel better. 783 00:31:54,241 --> 00:31:56,275 I can't... I feel like a broken woman! 784 00:31:56,310 --> 00:31:57,379 Mm-hm. Yeah, go on. 785 00:31:57,586 --> 00:31:59,758 I'm quite surprised at, like, how little help we've had, 786 00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:01,482 from the rest of them. 787 00:32:01,517 --> 00:32:04,103 I can't wait to watch them go through this stage cos they will! 788 00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:05,758 I'm having a vent with Casey. 789 00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:08,689 But at least it's just me and him, and we're on our own. 790 00:32:08,758 --> 00:32:11,275 At least here, I feel more in control. 791 00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:14,172 I do think... I do think we've got it the hardest here. 792 00:32:14,206 --> 00:32:17,206 Out of all the parents with kids, like, we have got it the hardest. 793 00:32:17,275 --> 00:32:20,103 Also, as well, like, it's just that thing, 794 00:32:20,137 --> 00:32:22,517 like, they have no idea what's coming. Like... 795 00:32:22,551 --> 00:32:26,137 # Step into your best life Best life. # 796 00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:28,655 Let's go! 797 00:32:31,310 --> 00:32:33,448 Bye! See you back at the house! 798 00:32:33,482 --> 00:32:35,758 Ooh! Oh, well I guess I'm in the back by myself. 799 00:32:35,793 --> 00:32:37,344 SHE LAUGHS 800 00:32:37,379 --> 00:32:39,620 # Step to your best life. # 801 00:32:53,034 --> 00:32:54,137 What's going on here? 802 00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:55,758 How was the zoo? 803 00:32:55,827 --> 00:32:58,137 Oh, my God! Are youse having a drink?Yeah.Yeah. 804 00:32:58,172 --> 00:32:59,448 Why did youse leave? 805 00:32:59,482 --> 00:33:02,206 Oh, my God! Did you? What's that? 806 00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:05,206 I didn't even know this was here! Ooh! What a lovely... 807 00:33:05,241 --> 00:33:06,965 You could have fucking telt us! MEN LAUGH 808 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,379 You little bastards! 809 00:33:08,413 --> 00:33:11,551 I know I'm a natural with kids, and I'm feeling a little bit broody. 810 00:33:11,586 --> 00:33:14,000 But that doesn't give them permission to fuck off 811 00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:16,206 and leave me with all these little radgies. 812 00:33:16,241 --> 00:33:17,310 Cheeky buggers! 813 00:33:17,551 --> 00:33:19,655 Youse up for going out tonight or what?I will!Big night. 814 00:33:19,689 --> 00:33:21,655 During the day, I like to spend time with the kids. 815 00:33:21,689 --> 00:33:23,931 But then at night time, I like to come alive, darling! 816 00:33:23,965 --> 00:33:25,827 So tonight, I'm getting absolutely mortal! 817 00:33:25,862 --> 00:33:28,137 Been a lovely day at the zoo, even though I stink of shit, 818 00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:29,965 so I'm gonna get in the shower. Right, cousin? 819 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,068 Bye! Have a lovely time! 820 00:33:31,137 --> 00:33:34,103 Enjoy! Don't you worry, you stay there! 821 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:35,965 JAMES: I think I prefer the girls now. 822 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,448 Aww! Come on, James! 823 00:33:37,517 --> 00:33:40,068 Come stay with us! Youse can fuck right off! 824 00:33:40,103 --> 00:33:41,586 THEY LAUGH 825 00:33:42,724 --> 00:33:44,344 Hello, you guys! 826 00:33:44,413 --> 00:33:45,379 Hola! 827 00:33:45,413 --> 00:33:48,206 Youse, I didn't even realise you left. 828 00:33:48,241 --> 00:33:49,724 Than... Thanks! 829 00:33:49,758 --> 00:33:52,275 It's been a long day at the zoo. 830 00:33:52,310 --> 00:33:55,482 And it's been an even longer car journey home. 831 00:33:55,517 --> 00:33:58,793 And right now, we are an hour off schedule. 832 00:33:58,827 --> 00:34:01,068 So all I wanna do is get her fed 833 00:34:01,137 --> 00:34:03,241 because I can see she's starting to get a bit whingey. 834 00:34:03,310 --> 00:34:05,724 There's no... There's no cleaning equipment, 835 00:34:05,758 --> 00:34:08,413 and I've gotta get my child in a highchair, and it's black! 836 00:34:08,482 --> 00:34:10,620 Casey?Yeah? Whose is this dirty highchair? 837 00:34:10,655 --> 00:34:13,172 Er, that's... I cleaned this one, and that one was like that. 838 00:34:13,206 --> 00:34:16,103 There's another one downstairs, Charlotte, if you want that one? 839 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:20,517 Cos we should... We need to be cleaning these after usage, guys. 840 00:34:20,551 --> 00:34:22,275 OK? Because... That hasn't been used! 841 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:24,413 It has! It's black! Yeah! That hasn't been used? 842 00:34:24,448 --> 00:34:25,689 I swear!Since we came in. Yeah! 843 00:34:25,758 --> 00:34:28,344 No! It's been like that since this morning! 844 00:34:28,413 --> 00:34:30,310 Charlotte's been back for 30 seconds, 845 00:34:30,344 --> 00:34:32,206 and she's already started on us. 846 00:34:32,241 --> 00:34:34,689 Getting on her high horse about a fucking highchair. 847 00:34:34,724 --> 00:34:35,793 And I'm not in the mood. 848 00:34:35,931 --> 00:34:38,000 We've gotta wipe these down after we use them, cos... 849 00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:39,551 I've wiped it down twice! 850 00:34:39,586 --> 00:34:42,068 It's been like that all morning! I saw it this morning. 851 00:34:42,103 --> 00:34:43,793 What, are you saying that we done that? 852 00:34:43,827 --> 00:34:45,241 Oh, my God! 853 00:34:45,310 --> 00:34:49,068 We've only been here a few hours, and it's already kicking off. 854 00:34:49,103 --> 00:34:50,896 And I know what to do in this situation. 855 00:34:50,965 --> 00:34:54,275 You've just gotta keep your head down and keep moving forward. 856 00:34:54,310 --> 00:34:57,862 No, I'm saying that whoever had their baby in this chair 857 00:34:57,896 --> 00:34:59,724 needs to wash it afterwards. Yeah. 858 00:34:59,793 --> 00:35:01,931 I don't know who it was. We did! But we have washed it! 859 00:35:01,965 --> 00:35:05,137 I thought Charlotte and Jake were already being funny with us 860 00:35:05,172 --> 00:35:07,034 even before all of this. 861 00:35:07,068 --> 00:35:10,758 And her reaction to a messy highchair is proving us right. 862 00:35:10,793 --> 00:35:12,517 What the hell is her problem? 863 00:35:12,551 --> 00:35:14,586 Just don't have a panic attack! There's a few stains! 864 00:35:14,620 --> 00:35:16,896 If we just clean after our babies have used things. 865 00:35:16,931 --> 00:35:17,965 Just clean up after. 866 00:35:18,034 --> 00:35:19,965 Yeah, but I have, like five times, Charlotte! 867 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,517 All right! OK, then. OK, then. 868 00:35:21,551 --> 00:35:23,551 This just must have just got dirty itself, then. 869 00:35:23,586 --> 00:35:26,620 I don't understand why it's such a big deal to clean a highchair? 870 00:35:26,655 --> 00:35:27,620 Clean it! 871 00:35:27,689 --> 00:35:29,620 It's obviously a big deal to you, Marnie! 872 00:35:32,034 --> 00:35:34,137 # Geordie Shore, why aye! # 873 00:35:34,172 --> 00:35:37,241 # Gonna go all night All night, all night. # 874 00:35:52,827 --> 00:35:55,172 Just don't have a panic attack. There's a few stains. 875 00:35:55,206 --> 00:35:57,931 I don't understand why it's such a big deal to clean the highchair. 876 00:35:57,965 --> 00:35:59,655 Clean it! 877 00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:01,965 Well, it's obviously a big deal to you, Marnie, 878 00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:04,034 cos you didn't clean it after you used it. 879 00:36:04,068 --> 00:36:06,137 So it's obviously a big deal 880 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:08,655 cos I'm the only one cleaning them. 881 00:36:08,689 --> 00:36:10,931 SHOUTING: Can you stop shouting in front of me child? 882 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,137 Riff-raff. 883 00:36:12,172 --> 00:36:13,896 Well, you're shouting first, actually. 884 00:36:13,931 --> 00:36:17,275 I feel like I've been the only one who has been tidying 885 00:36:17,310 --> 00:36:19,137 so far on this trip. 886 00:36:19,172 --> 00:36:21,517 And it's just all been blown out of proportion. 887 00:36:21,551 --> 00:36:25,551 I can't be arsed with argumentative, negative energy at all. 888 00:36:25,586 --> 00:36:27,586 Like, we're all trying our absolute hardest. 889 00:36:27,655 --> 00:36:29,172 I can't be fucked with her right now. 890 00:36:29,206 --> 00:36:32,448 I was just starting to feel better, and then she comes crashing in, 891 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:35,793 flinging shit around like one of the monkeys we saw at the zoo. 892 00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:39,310 You've came in and attacked us and made us feel like crap. 893 00:36:39,344 --> 00:36:42,586 I never said it was you! I said "whoever used this". 894 00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:45,827 Everyone can see that you are being passive aggressive to two parents 895 00:36:45,862 --> 00:36:48,344 who are trying their absolute hardest. 896 00:36:48,379 --> 00:36:50,413 Absolute hardest! Can someone vouch for me? 897 00:36:50,482 --> 00:36:52,034 Did I ever said it was Marnie and Casey? 898 00:36:52,103 --> 00:36:53,586 You were walking round and going, 899 00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:55,517 "Need to clean these! We need to clean these!", 900 00:36:55,551 --> 00:36:57,586 knowing fine well that we were using it. 901 00:36:57,620 --> 00:36:58,827 You were passive aggressive. 902 00:36:58,896 --> 00:37:01,034 It could've been Chantelle. Chantelle's got a baby! 903 00:37:01,068 --> 00:37:04,068 Why don't you just own up to it? Yeah, but it could have been anyone! 904 00:37:04,137 --> 00:37:06,896 Why don't you own up? Just stop making it look like it's in me head! 905 00:37:06,931 --> 00:37:08,448 You were being passive aggressive. 906 00:37:08,517 --> 00:37:10,448 What the hell is going on now? 907 00:37:10,482 --> 00:37:12,379 Something's kicked off in the family villa. 908 00:37:12,413 --> 00:37:14,241 It was really mean and really rude. 909 00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:17,793 You made us feel that big just then, when I'm trying me absolute hardest. 910 00:37:17,827 --> 00:37:19,310 Sorry, I'm mentioning something. 911 00:37:19,344 --> 00:37:21,517 That I've tidied twice after other people's children. 912 00:37:21,551 --> 00:37:22,620 Tidied twice. 913 00:37:22,655 --> 00:37:24,482 But why come on a family vacay, then? 914 00:37:24,517 --> 00:37:26,517 Why come on it if you're just gonna moan about it? 915 00:37:26,551 --> 00:37:29,413 The highchair will be dirty. There'll be stains on the carpet. 916 00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:32,586 It'll be chaotic cos we're on a family vacay, Charlotte! 917 00:37:32,655 --> 00:37:34,586 Marnie's now jumped down me neck, 918 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:36,620 when I was actually addressing the whole room 919 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,965 and never once pointed fingers at anyone. 920 00:37:39,034 --> 00:37:41,103 But I suppose if the shoe fits... 921 00:37:41,172 --> 00:37:43,275 You need to calm down. No, Charlotte. 922 00:37:43,310 --> 00:37:44,827 You've walked in, been really rude. 923 00:37:44,862 --> 00:37:47,448 I'm gonna say three things here. I walked in, and I said, "Can...?" 924 00:37:47,482 --> 00:37:49,275 Don't talk to us like I'm two! Right. 925 00:37:49,344 --> 00:37:52,034 Don't walk round and make out that you're some intelligent person. 926 00:37:52,068 --> 00:37:53,137 You're really not. 927 00:37:53,172 --> 00:37:54,862 Don't belittle us in front of people. 928 00:37:54,896 --> 00:37:55,931 What the hell is this? 929 00:37:56,103 --> 00:37:58,172 Me and Ricci are trying to have a nice, quiet beer. 930 00:37:58,241 --> 00:37:59,551 What's happened at the zoo? 931 00:37:59,586 --> 00:38:02,275 I'm not dealing with that. Purely attacked us. 932 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,482 'It's my fucking honeymoon, 933 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:07,655 'and I've not had one second to relax.' 934 00:38:07,689 --> 00:38:10,896 And now Charlotte's going on about a few crumbs on a highchair. 935 00:38:10,931 --> 00:38:13,000 That's a step too far, even for her. 936 00:38:13,034 --> 00:38:14,482 Someone could have had me back! 937 00:38:14,551 --> 00:38:17,034 I didn't say it. I wasn't saying them. 938 00:38:17,068 --> 00:38:19,689 I said, "Please, can you just... After anyone's used it..." 939 00:38:19,724 --> 00:38:22,103 I wasn't saying to them personally. BABY CRIES 940 00:38:22,137 --> 00:38:24,034 She took it that you said it to her. You haven't. 941 00:38:24,103 --> 00:38:25,793 No! They've took it because it's them! 942 00:38:25,827 --> 00:38:28,034 Because it's them! Yeah, exactly. 943 00:38:28,068 --> 00:38:30,551 I'm literally asking to keep the villa tidy. 944 00:38:30,620 --> 00:38:33,103 This didn't need to go like this. 945 00:38:33,137 --> 00:38:35,689 If you read something and you're guilty and you say that, 946 00:38:35,758 --> 00:38:37,068 it's cos you're guilty of it. 947 00:38:37,103 --> 00:38:39,551 If they wanna live like scruffs, let 'em. 948 00:38:39,586 --> 00:38:41,551 They wanna carry on shouting like that and say, 949 00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:43,655 "Don't shout in front of me kids." 950 00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:45,379 You're the one shouting. 951 00:38:45,413 --> 00:38:46,862 I'm really glad I flew all of this way, 952 00:38:46,931 --> 00:38:50,931 just to watch these go mental at each other over some cereal. 953 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,896 Just like old times, eh? 954 00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:55,103 Marnie? Listen. SHE CRIES 955 00:38:55,137 --> 00:38:56,965 I know... Listen. SHE SOBS 956 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,758 You're not... No, listen to me. 957 00:38:58,793 --> 00:39:00,206 SOBS INTENSIFY Listen, it's fine. 958 00:39:00,275 --> 00:39:01,758 I feel like shit. It's not in your head. 959 00:39:01,827 --> 00:39:04,448 It's not in your head, though. Like, honestly, it's not... 960 00:39:04,482 --> 00:39:06,275 Listen to me, just listen to me. 961 00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:08,068 It's not... It's not in your head. 962 00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:11,620 CRYING: I know, but I'm trying me absolute hardest. 963 00:39:11,655 --> 00:39:15,137 Charlotte's just made us feel so shit as a parent, 964 00:39:15,172 --> 00:39:18,379 and then she's tried to make out that I've imagined the whole thing. 965 00:39:18,413 --> 00:39:20,620 Please listen to me. I just feel like it's horrible. 966 00:39:20,655 --> 00:39:23,482 Like, why would you attack someone who's just trying their best? 967 00:39:23,517 --> 00:39:25,034 I know, Marn. But then... It's hard. 968 00:39:25,068 --> 00:39:26,689 ..don't let her get to you, Marnie. 969 00:39:26,724 --> 00:39:28,068 She done that for a reaction. 970 00:39:28,103 --> 00:39:29,517 We're all living under one roof. 971 00:39:29,586 --> 00:39:32,379 We're meant to be supporting each other, meant to all be friends. 972 00:39:32,413 --> 00:39:33,862 You don't do that to a friend. 973 00:39:33,931 --> 00:39:36,206 I would never ever attack another parent 974 00:39:36,275 --> 00:39:37,793 when they're trying their hardest. 975 00:39:37,827 --> 00:39:40,034 Everyone in the room... all right? 976 00:39:40,068 --> 00:39:42,310 SHE SOBS So, just... just don't worry. 977 00:39:42,344 --> 00:39:44,137 Honestly, please. I just... 978 00:39:44,172 --> 00:39:46,620 What the fuck has gone on? 979 00:39:46,655 --> 00:39:49,758 Something big must have happened for Marnie to be this upset. 980 00:39:49,793 --> 00:39:52,620 I don't wanna be in the house where I feel, like, on edge. 981 00:39:52,655 --> 00:39:54,965 Yeah, but you need... Marnie? Marnie? 982 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,413 You're upsetting yourself. You're trying your best. 983 00:39:57,482 --> 00:40:00,103 You keep crying, you're letting... Because I feel like I felt it. 984 00:40:00,137 --> 00:40:01,689 I could feel it! MARNIE SNIFFS 985 00:40:01,724 --> 00:40:05,344 Like, she's just a horrible, horrible person sometimes. 986 00:40:05,379 --> 00:40:07,310 Poor Marnie. It's meant to be her honeymoon. 987 00:40:07,344 --> 00:40:10,137 This villa has been a ticking time-bomb from the start. 988 00:40:10,172 --> 00:40:11,517 It was always gonna go off. 989 00:40:11,551 --> 00:40:13,862 Youse are doing so well. CHLOE:What's happened? 990 00:40:13,931 --> 00:40:16,172 It's... It is hard. It is so hard. 991 00:40:16,206 --> 00:40:18,862 Oh, my God, Marnie is literally in tears. 992 00:40:18,931 --> 00:40:20,517 What the hell's going on? 993 00:40:20,551 --> 00:40:22,758 I was feeding Oax, and obviously, she's come in... 994 00:40:22,827 --> 00:40:24,137 Who we talking about? Charlotte. 995 00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,413 She's basically attacking us 996 00:40:25,448 --> 00:40:27,379 cos the highchair had Coco Pops on it from Oax. 997 00:40:27,413 --> 00:40:29,103 Is that a joke? Yeah. But she basically... 998 00:40:29,137 --> 00:40:31,172 And then she done what she did to you, 999 00:40:31,206 --> 00:40:33,517 tried to make out it was all in me head.But it wasn't. 1000 00:40:33,551 --> 00:40:35,724 She went, "I didn't say you," but she was digging us out. 1001 00:40:35,758 --> 00:40:38,379 Like, it was aimed at us because we were the only ones using it. 1002 00:40:38,413 --> 00:40:39,517 Oh, my God! 1003 00:40:39,551 --> 00:40:41,689 It looks like a cereal apocalypse right now. 1004 00:40:41,724 --> 00:40:44,379 But to be fair, it looks like I'm not the only person 1005 00:40:44,413 --> 00:40:45,896 who has a problem with Charlotte. 1006 00:40:45,931 --> 00:40:48,586 I didn't think I'm really asking enough to get a wipe 1007 00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:51,931 and just wipe the chair down, like, after you've used it. 1008 00:40:51,965 --> 00:40:53,034 JAKE:Listen. Listen. 1009 00:40:53,379 --> 00:40:56,103 It's all getting on top of everyone. Small space, all that. 1010 00:40:56,137 --> 00:40:59,000 Just allow it. Just let it go, now, yeah? Eh? 1011 00:40:59,034 --> 00:41:01,344 Like, I didn't... I wasn't aiming it at Marnie and Casey. 1012 00:41:01,379 --> 00:41:04,137 You just said "anyone that uses it". I didn't know who'd used it last. 1013 00:41:04,172 --> 00:41:05,724 It could've even have been Kyle. 1014 00:41:05,758 --> 00:41:07,000 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1015 00:41:07,068 --> 00:41:08,862 I know we've had a nice time at the zoo, 1016 00:41:08,896 --> 00:41:10,275 but don't drag me into this! 1017 00:41:10,310 --> 00:41:12,586 I just don't even wanna be here. 1018 00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:15,241 I'll do all this. Go and... Go upstairs and take five minutes. 1019 00:41:15,275 --> 00:41:16,275 CHLOE SNIFFS OK? 1020 00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:19,034 Jake is so supportive, 1021 00:41:19,103 --> 00:41:22,172 and I honestly don't know what I would have done in this situation 1022 00:41:22,206 --> 00:41:23,482 without him being here. 1023 00:41:23,517 --> 00:41:25,000 OK. SHE SNIFFS 1024 00:41:25,068 --> 00:41:26,758 Mwah! 1025 00:41:26,793 --> 00:41:29,482 I'll see you in the bath, my little gorgeous girl. 1026 00:41:29,551 --> 00:41:32,275 Right, where's all the, er, the kid's spoons gone? 1027 00:41:32,344 --> 00:41:34,620 SHE EXHALES Do we even have any? 1028 00:41:34,655 --> 00:41:37,344 Are you ready? You can't have the whole bowl. 1029 00:41:37,379 --> 00:41:40,206 Ready? Open. 1030 00:41:41,586 --> 00:41:43,793 Go on. Oh! BABY BABBLES 1031 00:41:48,758 --> 00:41:53,206 I actually have never raised me voice in front of Alba once 1032 00:41:53,241 --> 00:41:56,310 in her whole seven months of being alive. 1033 00:41:56,379 --> 00:42:00,241 And... And I'm doing it because of a dirty highchair. 1034 00:42:00,275 --> 00:42:04,379 I can't help but be left feeling really differently 1035 00:42:04,413 --> 00:42:06,103 than I've ever felt after an argument 1036 00:42:06,172 --> 00:42:07,586 with anyone in Geordie Shore. 1037 00:42:07,620 --> 00:42:12,517 MELANCHOLIC VOCALS 1038 00:42:15,896 --> 00:42:17,827 # I won't cry no more for you 1039 00:42:19,172 --> 00:42:21,620 # You got me hurt And, baby, now we're through 1040 00:42:21,655 --> 00:42:24,344 # And I don't care What you're gonna do 1041 00:42:24,379 --> 00:42:27,310 # Cos I won't cry no more for you. # 1042 00:42:27,344 --> 00:42:29,551 What type of honeymoon is this? 1043 00:42:29,586 --> 00:42:32,758 I've totally cracked, and I just don't wanna be here. 1044 00:42:43,724 --> 00:42:45,620 DOOR SLAMS Are... Are they gone? 1045 00:42:45,655 --> 00:42:47,862 CAR DOOR SLAMS 1046 00:42:47,896 --> 00:42:49,931 CHARLOTTE:What's that noise? It's a car. 1047 00:42:49,965 --> 00:42:52,344 RICCI:What? What is it? SOPHIE:Fuck! 1048 00:42:52,379 --> 00:42:54,827 'It's been absolute chaos in that other villa today, 1049 00:42:54,896 --> 00:42:57,000 and now there's a car turned up. 1050 00:42:57,034 --> 00:42:58,206 Who is it? Who is it? 1051 00:42:58,241 --> 00:42:59,655 Is it someone coming in? Who is it? 1052 00:42:59,689 --> 00:43:01,482 Someone coming in, or someone leaving? 1053 00:43:01,517 --> 00:43:04,068 It's someone leaving. It's going that way. 1054 00:43:04,103 --> 00:43:05,931 I can't see who it is. Wait. Who is that? 1055 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,896 What the hell is actually going on? 1056 00:43:07,931 --> 00:43:09,310 Who's that? Marnie? Is it Marnie? 1057 00:43:09,344 --> 00:43:11,413 I'm gonna go and see if it's her, see if it's Marnie.