HE SCREAMS
This is hard work. It's not a honeymoon.
And I feel like I'm gonna explode.
What's going on with you and Chloe? She thinks that you...
Thinks she copies her. ..she copies you.
Yeah, I've thought that in the past.
But when she first walked in and was wetting the bed
and being so drunk, we all thought maybe she was copying.
You came in and attacked us. It made us feel like crap!
I never said it was you! Are they gone? Have they left?
We're like sisters, we have bickers. Yeah, but I want an apology, though.
Sophie's my cousin, but God knows where her loyalties lie.
This one has, like, kids involved.
I don't know, it feels more hurtful than any other time
that I've argued with Charlotte.
CHEERING CHANTING:Sharra, Sharra!
My mam's finally arrived. I can't express how happy I am to see her.
It's been an absolute pleasure, but we've got a flight to catch.
Hope youse have a lovely time.
My mam's finally here to help with the kids,
so me and Casey are out tonight.
THEY CHEER
I've just been watching Holly and Kyle for the last few days,
and it just makes us think about my ex and, like,
how they've been able to resolve things.
It's took me a really long time to realise
that I do actually need closure from Sam.
I'll give him a message now.
I love Chloe - she's like a little sister -
but I'm not a fucking miracle-worker.
Sent.
Fuck. It's getting real.
# Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna know how If you wanna know why
# Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna know how If you wanna know
# Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna know how If you wanna know why
# Everyone's here to party
# Let's party, party If you wanna know why
# Let's party hard Gonna go wild
# Naughty, naughty If you wanna know why
# Let's party hard If you wanna know
# All night, all night, all night All night, all night. #
# It don't matter what you say
# All my troubles gone away
# Let's just find another day
# In the sweet sunshine... #
Go! Inner! Ah!
Chantelle, your figure's amazing, man! No, it's not. I know.
No, honestly, you look so gorgeous. No, it's not.
If I was to see you walk past the beach, right, I'd go... Yeah.
I would definitely. 100%.
Now that James has reached out to Sam,
I am feeling so anxious whether he's gonna see us or not.
But I'm so happy that Marnie and Casey's out tonight,
so they can distract us. Let's get back to the villa and get ready.
Yeah! Howay!
Whoo! Let's go!
Oh, wait! The kids!
LAUGHTER
Casey, you've got your beach towel and you've got your sunhat,
but don't forget your kids, mate!
# Dreaming of the ocean
# I can feel the sun Creeping on our skin... #
Get me out of this shithole!
HE LAUGHS I'm done, bitches!
Let's pack up and go, baby!
I've just got back from the beach,
and I'm absolutely gutted that Holly's left.
But you've gotta see the good in every situation.
And the positive is me and Jordan are now moving villas,
and we're going in the bigger and better room.
Do you know what I'm jealous of as well?
Holly got a mattress topper, so youse are gonna jump on it.
The bed is supposed to be unreal.
Cos she's pregnant, she got the best bed in the house.
Youse have got the pregnant bed. Yeah. Oh! Oh, my God!
If you sleep in someone's bed that's pregnant,
are you not meant to get pregnant?
My friends used to have a woman, and she had a chair in the corner,
and she got pregnant shagging in the chair, right? Jordan... No.
And then every time, my mum, my auntie...
He's putting things in your head.
Every time they'd sit in the chair, they was pregnant. Are you trying?
Me and Jordan would obviously love kids,
we'd have them tomorrow,
but there's a lot of things that's going on back home.
I'm actually struggling with fertility issues.
When you get in your thirties,
it's not as easy to conceive as it is when you're in your twenties,
so I'm just worrying that the clock's ticking.
Right, who's out? Who's staying in?
I went out last time. I'll let Vicky go out this time.
Aww! Yeah!
What can I say? I'm selfless.
I mean, it is Vicky's turn to go out for a bit of fun,
and it wouldn't be right leaving Marnie's mam with our boy,
when she's already got Rox and Oax to deal with.
After all of the effort that we've been going through,
I think we deserve this.
I literally cannot wait for me and Casey
to have our first honeymoon night out.
I'm gonna get dressed up and party-ready,
after I've given the kids their tea and done bedtime.
I think everyone forgets it's your honeymoon. I know. I know.
# Love me hard, love me hard
# You better love me, love me
# Love me longer, love me longer
# Oh, oh, oh, oh
# Love me harder, love me harder
# You better love me, love me... #
How are you, Auntie Sharon?
I'm tired. THEY LAUGH
Ready? Hi!Hey!
You look amazing! Thank you, mate.
I didn't think it was you when you came in!
I literally can't thank you enough. Yeah. We really appreciate it.
Without you, we wouldn't have been able to go out. No problem.
Just go out and enjoy yourself.
Obviously, I'm so excited about going out,
but I haven't spoke to Sophie about the Charlotte situation.
I can't do it in front of the kids, or my mam,
so I'm gonna have to wait for the perfect time to talk to her.
Can youse just do us one thing, and make sure you look after her?
It's her first Geordie Shore night out. Looking at youse two.
It's so strange.
I'm going on my first Geordie night out without MY Geordie.
But I think it's time I go out, have a few drinks
and get to know the real them.
Kyle, I'm so sorry, but, guys, do you wanna go to the other villa?
Let's do it. Come on. Let's do it, man.Come on.
Have fun. Have fun.
I would love to be heading out tonight,
but it wouldn't be right for Vicky to miss out on all the fun.
So it looks like it's tea, biscuits and bed for me and Sharra.
I mean, not like that.
Well... if she's into it, maybe.
Do you wanna gan in the hot tub?
You must be joking! I'm gannin' to bed!
Oh, lovebirds!
THEY CHEER
We're just buzzing that youse are coming out now.
THEY CHEER Let's go!
Come on! Come on, son.
Out, out, out, out, out, out!
I know she really deserves it,
but I'm proper jealous that Marnie's getting a night out.
I just cannot wait for my mam to get here so I can do the same.
Whoop, whoop! Fucking come on!
Cheers, guys! Thank you so much for coming on this family vacay with us,
for our honeymoon. Cheers, guys.
It's been amazing. But let's get absolutely fucked up tonight!
THEY CHEER
This night out's gonna be mint.
I'm so glad that Marnie and Casey have finally made it out.
Although seeing them here like this,
it does make me miss my girlfriend.
I know Leah's on her way out here, and I can't wait to see her.
Ooh, ooh!
Oh, yeah, baby!
It feels so good to be out with everyone,
having a drink, and having a proper party with the lads.
In the words of my lovely wife, let's get fucking mortal.
THEY LAUGH
The banter and the booze is flowing, but the thing is,
I have heard back from Sam.
I know I'm gonna have to tell Chloe, and sooner rather than later.
Who's that?
Who is that fit blonde girl walking towards us?
Someone's coming in. Is that Chantelle?
No.
Is that James' girlfriend?
Hiya!
Holy shit! It's Leah!
THEY CHEER
Yes!
It's nice to meet you, darling.
It's just so, so good to be here with everyone.
They've heard so much about us, they're just so excited to see me.
Leah!
I need one!
ALL: Cheers!
Is Leah your girlfriend? I'm nearly his fucking wife, man!
THEY CHEER
I'm buzzing for James, but watching him and his bird,
I just can't help thinking about my Leah back at home.
Fuck, I miss her, and I wish she was out here with us.
Cheers. Welcome.To Leah!
Welcome, welcome. How you feeling? Good.
Obviously, I've been in your shoes, coming in. Yeah. Excited.
Do you know what? I've missed James so much.
It was so nice to see him. I'm so glad I've come to Cyprus.
We're just like best friends. We are.
And we're like inseparable. We're joined at the hip now.
We're obsessed, aren't we?
So when are youse getting engaged, James?
Don't worry, Jay. I'll let you plan the stag do, mate.
There's been a lot going on here, mind.
I thought coming away here was gonna be a walk in the park.
I thought, "There's babies involved,
"it'll be quite a calming experience."
Yeah? Absolutely not.
This is a bit different to dancing to Baby Shark.
I can't tell you how amazing it is to have Leah here.
But if I'm honest, I can't fully settle into the night
knowing what I need to tell Chloe.
Yeah.
I don't know how she's gonna take this news about Sam,
but I'm just hoping this night stays drama-free.
What?
How you feeling? I feel really nervous.
James has called us over, and I am literally on the edge.
If this is about Sam, I feel like I don't really wanna know.
I've had a message from him.
Oh, my fucking God!
Compose yourself. This is massive.
Breathe. Breathe.
'I never used to get Chloe.'
I used to just think she was radge, but since we've got closer,
I've got a lot of time for her.
'I do class her as one of my sisters.'
So I'm gonna be there for her throughout everything.
He's gonna come meet youse tomorrow.
I can't believe it.
This is actually happening! What the hell?
But now that you've said that now, like, it's dropped.
It feels so real.
I can't believe how well she's taken this.
But that just shows how much she's grown up,
because Sam and her had a shocker of a relationship.
I mean, at the end, it was so toxic.
I've honestly grown, and I've worked so much on myself,
I would never wanna go back to that place and have an argument.
This is about actually moving on
and having some self-esteem and confidence in myself.
It's a bit of closure.
I can't... A bit of closure.
Once you close that door fully, you cannot think about it again.
I do really appreciate James' help,
but I am starting to get doubts in the back of my mind.
What if I'm opening a can of worms that I wanna keep closed?
I don't know how this is gonna go down.
'Geordie Shore, why aye!'
To Marnie and Casey! ALL:Marnie and Casey!
I know I told James to ask Sam if he wants to see us,
but hearing that Sam wants to see me is such a shock.
Everyone, I need to make an announcement.
I feel like I need to tell the family.
So, basically, I'm going to meet my ex, Sam, tomorrow.
What?
Chloe's meeting Sam?
To be honest, I'm not surprised,
cos I know she has been thinking about it recently.
I'm just gonna have to give her as much support as I can
because I know, whatever the outcome is,
it's not gonna be a smooth ride.
I've really lacked in confidence and self-esteem,
and I feel like I need him to tell us I was wrong
and I don't mean it.
I'm telling the family about seeing Sam,
but the more I think about it, I don't know if it's a good idea.
But I do feel like I need the closure.
I need that closure that I never, ever got.
In an ideal world, I would like him to say, "I'm... I'm sorry."
No matter what, we'll all support you.
Let me get a round of shots.
Can you get loads of Jaegers and tequilas?
Yeah. Let's get Jaegers as well, Jord.
This night has been amazing, and it's not over yet,
but I do need to speak to Sophie and see where her loyalties lie.
How do you feel about the whole Charlotte situation?
Listen, for me, you are my cousin. You're my blood. Yeah.
You're my family. Yeah.
And I'd always, always have your back, right?Yeah.
But, again, Charlotte is my best friend. Yes. I know that.
Marnie, why can't you just see that I am in such a shit position?
Like, just let us be.
Don't get us wrong, right?
There's times where I'd love to have my opinion on certain scenarios.
Yeah.But I'd rather just stay out of things.
Just step back? Because I know you're vey fiery.
Yeah. Right?Yeah!
And I know Charlotte is. Yeah.
So, no matter what I say to both of youse,
Charlotte'll have a go at us and you'll have a go.
Marnie's chatting to Sophie, and I know for a fine fact
it is about the Charlotte issue. I do have Sam on my mind right now,
and I'm still so upset
that Charlotte has left without speaking to us.
And I wanna know which side Sophie's on.
Hello, girls.
We're just talking about the scenario.The situation.
It is awkward, and we understand that.
With everything that's been going on,
I do get that it's hard for Sophie.
But me and her are practically like sisters,
so why can't she have my back, and Chloe's,
just as much as she has Charlotte's?
If anyone was jeopardising me and my relationship, me personally,
you know I'm the first one to talk about how I feel
and what's going on. Yeah.
But in this scenario, it's between you and Charlotte.
Just because Marnie, Chloe and Charlotte have fell out
doesn't mean that I need to pick sides.
They just need to sort out their differences themselves.
Why you feel like you could side up with Marnie now,
it's because you know what's been said from Charlotte about you.
Had a chat with Charlotte earlier. Yeah?
I just said, "Why's it so awkward between you two?"
A lot people notice that you haven't really been speaking. Yeah.
Know what I mean? So I was honest.
I said, "Sometimes, she feels like you don't support her,"
or you feel like she's copying you or something.
And she was, like, "Well, yeah, sometimes I do feel like that."
I don't understand, to be honest. Yeah. Yeah.
We all know that Charlotte's always got an opinion on me.
So then why don't you speak to her?
Because I can't! Because she left! We didn't have the chance!
She left, and I didn't even know about it.
I disagree - I'm not up anyone's arse -
but if I did have a choice, I'd probably be up Charlotte's arse.
I haven't had the chance to speak to Charlotte. Calm down.
I didn't actually know she was gonna leave. Fuck's sake!
What's going on here?
Having a lovely conversation, getting to know Leah,
but all I can hear in the background is Chloe kicking off.
Youse two are all right, yeah? You're fine. You're cousins.
You're always gonna be all right. You're family.
Jordan, Jordan, Jordan... What are you talking about?
Jordan, let 'em talk. What the hell?
Fuck me, Jordan, you're brave.
If there's one thing I've learnt being in this Geordie family,
you do not get involved when the girls start going radge.
Me and Marnie aren't arguing. I think...
Not at all. ..Chloe's got more of the issue.
I don't have more of the issue cos I'm standing up for myself.
I'm not having it! You need to speak to Charlotte.
I'm not Charlotte Crosby right now. So what do I do?
Can I speak to you by yourself? Yeah.Can I?
This is all too much. She's refusing to see my point.
Every time that me and Marnie have an issue with Charlotte,
she never takes our side.
We're all supposed to be sisters, but we're literally not.
Sophie is always Team Charlotte.
Marnie, I'm done with her. Absolutely pissed off!
If that's what she values, her friendship with her,
I'm gonna fucking cry. Listen.
She'll always... She'll always... She'll always have her!
It's my cousin, and she'll pick Charlotte every time.
I know I shouldn't get so worked up because what should I expect?
If Sophie's not gonna back her own cousin up,
she's definitely not gonna back me up. Howay!
What's Chloe's problem, then? With Charlotte.
She's got a problem with Charlotte? Charlotte, not me.
What's the problem, with you, then? I don't know!
Do you want confetti cannons, and...?
Do you want, like, some...
Argh! Sorry!
What a night. I mean, Chloe has just been giving us an absolute earful,
and Ricci's fell asleep on the table. I'm ready to get home.
Right, come on, everyone! We're going! Come on.
Come on. In here?
We're in here, then.
Shut the door. It's X-rated.
Pizza!
Guys, enjoy. Listen... Are youse off?
Yeah. Sleep tight.
Come on.
I'm going to bed because I've just had enough,
but I'm so glad that I'm sleeping in the other villa.
This was meant to be, like, a really fun trip, but it's not.
And to be blunt, I have got a lot more going on
than dealing with Chloe Ferry.
Me and Sophie's never fell out, ever.
I don't think there's any reason to fall out with Sophie.
She's just in the middle of everything.
I think there's far more behind the way Chloe's reacted tonight,
and I don't think it's cos of Sophie and Charlotte.
I think she's worried about seeing Sam,
and it's coming out in anger towards Sophie.
I'm gonna go to bed cos I'm not having it,
cos I'm fucking fed up of... I can't be arsed!
Chloe... I'm not having it!
Chloe is really upset,
and I have not seen her like this in a really long time.
I don't think this is gonna be forgotten about in the morning.
'It is kick-off central here at the moment.
'Literally every day, there's fireworks.'
I mean, fucking hell, who thought this holiday was a good idea?
Oh! I'm really hungover. I'm not used to it.
Last night was the first night
that I really felt like I was on me honeymoon.
The drinks were flowing, I was out with all my mates and my hubby.
It was just so annoying that it all kicked off with Sophie and Chloe.
I feel so upset!
I don't know what's going on.
Eh?
Come and sit down. Come and sit down.
I feel so emotional today.
I've not been as angry in a long time
as what I was last night.
I know I was drinking, and I should not have went on like that.
I just think finding out that Sam does wanna see us,
it's actually knocked us for six. I feel sick.
Can you tell us what happened? Could somebody please fill us in?
Right, I think what it was
is the whole Sophie sitting on the fence thing came up.
Right.It just boiled down to frustration.
Yeah.Total frustration for the situation.
I feel so anxious. I feel down. Don't feel anxious
because you've always got me and Chantelle. I know. I know.
It's really hard, seeing Chloe upset,
and last night, I wish I was there to support her.
But I'm tied to this villa, looking after little Ricardo.
The main thing today, for you, is the Sam situation.I know.
That's what you need to focus your mind on.
Marnie's right. I've got bigger things to think about.
I need to have a clear mind, seeing me ex, Sam, tonight.
I need to concentrate on that rather than my row with Sophie.
I really need to be in the best frame of mind.
Your first Geordie Shore row experience.
HE LAUGHS
I mean, we have always argued.
We are actually really famous for it,
but last night was really different.
I just felt like there was more to what Marnie and Chloe were saying,
but they just weren't even saying it.
A lot of people have got things on their mind, but listen,
I've got a lot of bigger things on my mind.
I'm surrounded, in a house, with children when I want one.
The more stress I get, the more anxious I get,
the more worried I get, it's gonna really affect me and you
trying for a baby.
A few year ago, I found out I had endometriosis,
which basically means that the cyst on my ovaries
can block sperm getting in there, which can affect fertility.
And right now, my frame of mind isn't about going out,
partying and arguments.
For me, I'm just more concerned about my health.
What I don't understand, like,
this whole thing that's happened, it's got nothing to do with us.
I just think that what they're both angry about,
it's obviously something to do with Charlotte, not me.
Right now, this family actually feels really broken.
And, I mean, Charlotte has never, ever left... on an argument.
If anything, she's always made up before she's left.
And now she's flew home on her own,
and God knows how she's feeling right now.
# But every good thing has its end
# Not gonna say That we'll be friends
# Don't think I'm strong enough
# To stick around... #
She's missed ya.
Have you missed Nanny Ninis?
You look like you've got such a tan!
Have you missed her, Mam? Yeah.
I left Cyprus because I couldn't face going back in the villa
after the argument with Marnie.
Since I got back, I've been feeling really, really terrible,
so I'm popping in to see my mam
cos I know she always gives the best advice
and makes us feel better.
I've missed her loads,
but you've not been away as long as you were gonna be, were you?
Oh, no. We've come back early. There we go.
I felt on edge, like, the whole time of being in the villa,
just thinking, "What have I done wrong?"
I just honestly feel like I've been completely blindsided.
Like, I've went into somewhere with, like, people
I class as really good friends,
and I'm just getting talked about behind my back. I know.
And I don't understand what I've done wrong.
I honestly thought we were friends.
Like, I've just been to Marnie's wedding.
Like, before we went away,
me and Jake invited her out in London, her and Casey.
You were out for food. I know. I just don't get it.
This has shocked us, it really has.
I tried my best to not let it affect us while I was in Cyprus,
but it really has.
I've been through so many years with all of them.I know.
And, you know, we've had drama,
we've had arguments, we've had fights,
but it's never made us feel like this.
Over the years, we've had arguments and bust-ups,
but we have always made up.
They've been my family for so long, and we've been through so much.
# When things don't go your way... #
See youse, everyone. Bye, Charlotte.I love you.
I've grown up with these girls, and we've shared so many memories.
So for it to go sour like this really hurts my heart.
Like, am I just totally unbeknown that everyone just doesn't like us,
and I'm just thinking that everyone's my friend?
You're talking about a handful of people.
If they wanna talk about you and slag you off,
they're not people who love ya.
My mam really does have a point.
Why should I surround myself with people who make us feel like this
and talk about us behind me back? Maybe it is time to just move on.
It might be a chapter that you maybe just need to close the door on now,
which I know'll make you really sad.
It can't make us as sad as what I feel like now.
So that maybe makes it feel...
Yeah. ..like it's the right thing to do.
# So say you'll be with me Till the end. #
# Hope it's not forever
# I just wanna have you here
# I just wanna hold you
# Living in the moment Living in the... #
Hello, big boy! How you doing? You all right?
I feel a little bit anxious.
I'm not surprised, man. Big day today.
I know. I know. I know.
I know Chloe kicked off last night,
but I don't think it's a case of her not maturing.
I think she's just really anxious and worked up
about what might happen with Sam.
I don't want it to be an argument.
It's not gonna be like, "You did this, I did this." Yeah.
I want it to be a nice, civilised conversation.Yeah.
Finding out that Sam wants to see us
really took me by surprise last night.
Today, I need to give some real thought about what I'm gonna say.
I have so much that I want to say to him,
and I just don't want it coming out the wrong way.
Hopefully, he's apologetic, and youse can get your closure.
It's been a few years. Yeah.
You've obviously grown as a person. Yeah. Hopefully, he has.
I am glad Sam's agreed to meet,
and I do think it is a good move for them.
But for Chloe's sake, I just hope it goes well.
God, I'm so anxious! HE LAUGHS
I don't know why I put myself through this,
but I need answers, darling.
I need answers.
What you cooking?
Sweet potato quinoa.
Avocado, tomato, peppers.
With James' girlfriend coming in last night,
all the lads are now coupled up.
It's just me and Ricci on wor lonesome.
This villa's starting to feel a little bit quiet.
Hello. Hello!
Here she is, my girlfriend, Leah.
'I'm so happy to see her.'
I knew she was coming, but I wasn't exactly sure
when she was gonna get here.
You all right?
SHE LAUGHS
I'm buzzing to see her and introduce her to the family.
Jay's girl's here!
Ooh, wow. She's gorgeous.
Fucking hell. She's beautiful. Hello!
Everyone, this is Leah. Another Leah.
Hello, darling! You all right? Hello!
This is Leah. That's James' girlfriend.
You OK? Nice to meet you.
Hiya, Leah. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
I've been waiting for this moment with a little bit of wariness,
since I did neck on with Jay last time round.
Wasn't expecting you to come in now. I know. Sorry.
Aww! Do you want a drink?
Do you want alcoholic, or...? I don't know.
Coffee? I do want a tea, you know.
A tea? A green tea!
JAY LAUGHS
Do you know what? It's nice to see everyone in their couples.
Yeah! It's mad.
Everyone's happy. Everyone's wifed off.
I'm not, but... I'm happy.
Thank God things aren't awkward, and Leah seems lovely.
But seeing another couple around the villa,
it's really starting to make me feel quite lonely.
Right, let's get a glass of wine. I'll show you round.
What I need is someone from my family that can come out here
and cheer me up.
'And I know the exact person to ask.'
Nanna!
# That's why we're together Cos I'm better with you
# I love with you I'm better with you... #
Whoo! Some walk, this, innit?
Ooh, it's a lot of steps, isn't it?
Wow!
You know this is the biggest Aphrodite statue...Whoa!
..in the world. Who's get her nipple out!
Me and Jordan have escaped the villa for the day
and came to see a load of naked statues.
It's actually the Adonis waterfalls,
and rumour is, if you touch one of the penises of a statue,
you become pregnant, so I am gonna rub-a-dub-dub.
It's all in Greek. Look at the size of her, man!
Oh! Fuck! I wish I could read Greek!
We might have came here for our fertility,
but it's honestly so nice just to get out of the villa
and just spend some time with me and Jordan in this beautiful space.
Oh, wow! Look at all this, Jord!
It's just a lot of naked statues.
Little willies, vaginas, nipples.
And this is all about good luck, youth, wellness, strength,
to make the woman's body do whatever the woman's body's gotta do
and increase the chances of us making a beautiful little baby!
Oh, my God!
HE LAUGHS Fucking hell!
That's more like me!
What the...? I must be Adonis' son.
It is the biggest, the gorgeous cock I've ever seen in my life.
And I've seen a few.
"Ladies who wish to become pregnant, even if they are 60 years old,
"touch Priabos' appendance..." "Appendage."
Wow!
You having a good time up there?
Wow! HE LAUGHS
I feel pregnant already.
HE LAUGHS
Hold on. It doesn't say kiss it down here.
If this cock gets ya pregnant, I'm gonna do whatever I can to it.
I'm gonna kiss it, I'm gonna lick it,
I'm gonna hop on it.
I mean, how often do you see a golden cock?
Touch it. Touch it, touch it.
No, properly. I'm not wanking him off!
SHE LAUGHS
I've never known nothing like it.
# Baby, you can have it all If you just feel... #
It's nice to see you and James together as a couple.I know!
I've never seen James with a girl before. Never.Yeah.
You can tell that he loves ya. We've never argued.Never?
A year and a half. Youse are both really chilled.
We are. Uh-huh. That's why youse work well.
James has literally been absolutely amazing on the Sam thing
and giving us advice,
but I haven't even talked to the girls about it.
I mean, Abbie was there
throughout the full of mine and Sam's relationship,
and I need to see their point of view.
I've obviously been watching, like, Holly and Kyle.
They're friends now, and they went through an awful break-up.
I'm thinking maybe, like, that might help us.
It might give us, like, the closure I need.
Why couldn't that not be you? Yeah.
The last time I seen Sam was all them years ago in the house,
I seen how bad the relationship was,
and it was hard to see you get tret like that.Yeah.
And it was horrendous.
The start of Chloe and Sam's relationship
was a lot happier to when it ended.
When Chloe and Sam were going through a really tough time,
I felt like I was in the middle of everything.
For me, today, I feel like I was the only one
that was, like, really shocked... Whoa, hold on!
..that youse two were, like, making a go of it.
What happens between me and Sam is between me and actual Sam.
Chloe... No-one's telling me and Sam
how to fucking get in a relationship!
We fell out when Sam discovered that Chloe had kissed someone in Ibiza.
Who'd you go to Ibiza with? Nathan.And Abbie?
Right. Nathan and Abbie?
Try and fucking break my fucking relationship up, right?!
I was literally in the middle of it all,
and me and Chloe didn't speak for about a year afterwards.
Is Abbie lying? It was a quick peck on the lips.
It was a quick... Is Abbie lying?
Wasn't it a quick peck on the lips?
It was a dare, and it was a neck on. OK!
Chloe's come a long way,
so I'm really hoping that this meeting isn't gonna open
any old wounds between me and Chloe.
But if there's anyone that can bring back the old Chloe,
it's Sam Gowland.
No matter what happens, you know, and we all know, how far you've come
over the last few years. Yeah.
You're a different person. You've grown.
Like, you've got over the tough times.
I think you just need to remember, whatever the outcome is...
Yeah. ..like, I just want you
to stay strong, and I know that you will.
It's great having the girls' advice,
but I feel like with everything that's went on,
I need that extra support,
so I am gonna ask my mam to come out.
Oh, God, man!
And when we have the drinks, do I have to pay?
Or does he pay? Or do we split it? What happens there?
He pays! I'd just walk off.
Let's face it, any way that it's gonna go, I will need my mam.
But what he put us through, he should be paying me to gan.
Jesus Christ!
# Let me in
# Let me be your one and only
# Let me in
# Tell me something That I need to hear
# Let me be your one and only... #
Don't you think it's exciting, the next step of our journey?
Yeah. Listen, I love all steps of our journey.
It's mad because I met you,
you're on the same page, you want the same things.
Like, now, you know, we talk about kids and fertility
and all that kind of thing. Like, it's... it's overwhelming.
And I'm just so glad that I found ya.
This has been so brilliant,
to just get out the villa, away from all the drama.
And what it's reminded us of,
when I'm with Jordan, life is just stress-free.
After everything that went on last night,
there's more important things in life.
Bigger things to worry about. Bigger picture.
Silly arguments don't need to happen.Absolutely not.
Jordan's right. And on a day like this,
it really does put everything into perspective.
And if we really wanna try for a baby, I have got to have
a really relaxed frame of mind.
So I think it's for the best that me and Jordan head back to Essex.
I love you. I know. I love you, too.
BOTH:So much. THEY LAUGH
I mean, Holly's gone, Charlotte's gone, everyone's rowing.
What more is here for me?
# A thousand butterflies
# A thousand butterflies. #
'Geordie Shore, why aye!'
This is your new home! Quick and easy.
I can't tell ya how excited I am to have Leah here.
I can't wait to spend quality time together, just me and her.
Two minutes, right? OK.I'll just grab my stuff.
Sounds good. Thanks.
However, it does mean I'm gonna have to break some news to Ricci.
I hope he takes it OK, cos I know how much he loves cuddling up to us!
What's happening, lad?
Doing, son? You OK? Yeah. I'm bouncing.
Bouncing where? Downstairs.
Obviously, with Leah being here, I'm gonna go downstairs,
jump into the spare room, and you can have the...
You can have this to yourself, lad!
JAY LAUGHS
I'm pretty emotional about it, mate, to be honest with you.
I can't expect Jay to share with me while Leah's here,
but I am a little bit gutted.
'I'm the only lad here whose girlfriend isn't coming out.'
And even though it is because I wanna keep my relationship private,
I do feel a little bit left out.
# Hey, you're walking away
# But you're not... #
It's a few nights, lad. You'll survive.
# Give me a sign
# Is this real or... #
Cheers, son. Cheers.
Right, go on, then. Fuck off. Right, I'm off.
Here I am, on a beautiful holiday island in the sun.
I should be loving life.
But instead, I'm feeling like a third wheel.
It's getting a little bit lonely.
'Oi, oi! Someone new's coming into the villa!'
All the lads have their girlfriends here.
Could this be mine? Could it?
# Hook, line, sinker
# Follow the lead... #
'Oh, bollocks! Of course not.'
It's just another mum coming in to babysit.
CHEERING
Oh, my God!
I've missed you!
Oh, my God! I can't believe it!
My mam is here. I can now go out, let my hair down, and have some fun.
Does this now mean that the holiday can start for Chantelle?
It does. One million percent.
I can't wait. I've got my outfit ready, Mam.Are you?
Divn't know where I'm gannin'.
# We playing wordless games, yeah
# I see you looking, looking Looking, looking
# You got me on the line, yeah... #
Me and Jordan have had such an amazing day together.
I feel like a completely different person to how I felt this morning.
Hello. Oh, it's just you? Yeah.
And I'm really glad Marnie's on her own in the kitchen
because I just wanna clear the air about what happened last night.
I just can't bear the thought about what happened last night.
I don't want anything like that to be talked about.
Whatever's happened with you and Charlotte,
it's not my argument to have. I wasn't here to witness anything.
I know you girls can fight your own fucking battles. Trust me.
We can fight our own battles, Sophie,
but that's not the point we're trying to make.
I'm not gonna bring it up again, though, even in a calm way.
Sophie's just too tight with Charlotte,
and I just believe she'll always sit on the fence
when it comes to us all falling out.
You, Chloe and Chantelle mean a lot to us.
I would never wanna fall out with ya.I think that's that.
It's been done. Yeah.It's just silly.
Yeah. It's absolutely silly.
Sophie's right. It's best to just move on.
And she's my cousin. I can never stay angry at her for too long.
Come on, then. Right.
Let's have a hug. Hug it out.
Do you want a cousin sandwich? Shall we have a three-way?
THEY LAUGH
# Nice try
# Think you could have crossed my
# Bad vibe
# You should go outside. #
I'm getting ready to see Sam, and I'm so fucking nervous.
But I just need to get my closure, I need to say my piece.
I will never get this chance ever again.
Whether this is a good idea or not,
I am gonna make myself look fucking banging,
and he's definitely gonna be paying for my dinner.
Imagine how she's feeling.
I know. Fuck me. I don't know.
I would never... I would never commit to this.
Now me and Marnie have sorted things out and made up,
I really wanna talk to Chloe
and see how she's feeling about meeting her ex-boyfriend, Sam.
I mean, she is going to be so nervous,
and the last thing she's got to worry about
is an argument between friends.
You look lovely. Unreal.Wow!
That's really nice.
Listen, I know you've got a lot on your mind.
I wanted to come and see you before you go out.
Last night got out of hand. Yeah, yeah.Let's admit.
I think it just goes to show
we've never argued before for a reason.Yeah.
Because we've never had things on wor mind like now.Yeah.
Us three are a family. We need to value our friendship a lot more.
Like, I don't want that ever again.
I'm so glad that we're all making up before I go
because I'm getting more and more anxious about seeing Sam.
I need my girlies' views on the best way to play it.
And I'll tell you one thing. Sophie is the best at giving advice.
This is that one opportunity you're ever gonna get.Mm-hm.
You'll never get this again. I know.So don't fuck it up.
Right, here it goes!
It's now or never. I need to put my big girl pants on
and show that bastard what he's missing!
What you saying? My name's Chloe Ferry.
I'm very powerful, I'm very successful, I'm gorgeous,
and you'll never get a bitch like me.Yep.Yes!
Eeh!
Come on, then. Howay, then. Howay, then.
We're all out drinking and chatting, but I can't find Abbie,
and I really hope that she's OK.
Hello.
And... I've got something to tell her.
Listen, we've got big news.
Me and Jordan have been out today. We went to this fertility...
Oh, yeah. How did it go? ..holistic thing.
It was good. There was a big, gold penis.
After a stress-free day, me and Jordan are gonna go home
and concentrate on things that are more important - making babies.
All this fertility stuff, I'm not gonna lie, Abbie,
it's drained us.
Thinking about it more and more, I'm around the kids,
people keep asking, "Are you excited?
"How are you and Jordan?"
And I think it's getting a bit too much.
So I'm gonna go home with Jordan.
When are you leaving? Tomorrow.
I've always wanted you to be happy, but I just think, like,
when you did move, like, it did...
Aw! It hurt us.
Aw, come here, darling. I know, babe.
I know, but you've gotta... Like, I feel guilty saying that.
No, no, don't. At all.
This is really upsetting.
I can deal with Holly leaving,
and I can deal with Charlotte leaving.
But not Sophie. She is my best friend.
I just feel like everyone's having relationships and babies.
I'm not at that stage of my life.
I don't wanna settle down. I don't wanna have kids.No.
I don't wanna be thinking about marriage. I'm just thinking,
"I can't relate." I just feel like I'm just a bit on the outside.
The thing is, Abbie, how old are you now?
25.
Fucking hell!
You've got to remember, everyone who's in this Geordie Shore house
was 25 once. Yeah.
And when we were 25, not one of us
would think about what we're doing now.
I'm really happy for Sophie and Jordan,
but I'm just feeling it
cos everyone is coupled up, and I'm literally left on my own.
You've gotta remember, I love you so much, Abbie,
and you are like a little sister to me.
And you haven't lost me as your friend, and you never will.
I'm just so glad that my nanna's coming out,
cos I really need a familiar face to cheer me up.
Love you so much. I love you, too.
My little sis, aren't ya? Yeah.
Sam was literally the love of my life.
At one point, he was all I lived and all I breathed.
And he was the best part of us, but also, he was the worst.
How you doing, boy?! My name's Sam. Nice to meet ya.
Hi, Sam!
Ever since we did split, I have been thinking about,
if I did see him, what I'd say to him.
If I got the chance, after all the rows,
all the heartache, all the tears, it all boils down to this moment.
SHE SIGHS
Always wanna be with you for the rest of me life.
I am absolutely shitting myself,
and I'm starting to think seeing Sam wasn't the best decision.
Back in the day, me and Sam being together
caused so many fireworks.
I just hope to God that isn't the case today.
Who's being fucking rude? Don't!
Get away from me. Are you for real?
I do nothing right, do I? I do nowt right!
Who the fuck are you speaking to like that?!