The last time we spoke at the reunion,
I'm sure we were asking youse about children, weren't we?Yeah.
We said, "When are you gonna have kids, then?"
And you went, "Well, when you getting married?"Yeah, yeah!
That was an expensive joke.
Are you trying?
Me and Jordan would obviously love kids.
When you get in your 30s, it's not as easy to conceive
as it is when you're in your 20s,
so I'm just worrying that the clock's ticking.
It's been a wild ride! It's time to go, man!
It's such a shame that we're leaving our honeymoon early,
but me and Chantelle both agree -
when it comes out both ends, it's time to call it a day.
Yeah, we've got an announcement - we're moving away.
We're moving to Dubai.
What? No way!
I think I should throw you a leaving party.
Sounds fucking unreal! THEY LAUGH
CHLOE:Right! I'm gonna go and get me packing done.
Let's go! Bye!
I've been away for what feels like forever.
Right, let me show you this.
"Our boy, Nathan, has left the jungle in fourth place.
"We are so proud.
"He is the joint-highest-placed Brit to ever enter the Australian show."
Within one minute of that being posted,
Charlotte - "Freddie Flintoff beat both of us.
"He won it in 2015."
And I know she thought she was messaging it to my agent.
However, it was in my inbox.
So, did she not think I was gonna see it?
Instead of saying, "Congratulations, well done",
she put that straightaway.
CHARLOTTE:
I know he's been talking about us behind me back.
I just need to find out the truth.
Like, what the hell's going on?
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna know how
# If you wanna know why Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna know why If you wanna know
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna know how
# If you wanna know why
# Everyone's here to party
# Let's party, party You wanna know why?
# Let's party hard, gonna go wild
# Naughty, naughty, wanna know why?
# Let's party hard
# Gonna go all night, all night All night, all night. #
# I'll tear up The middle of my photo
# So much easier to cut you out... #
Like, what the hell's going on?
Marnie and Casey told us, right... Mm.
..that you and Chloe were slagging us off at the wedding.
I wouldn't say I was slagging you off.
So, we did have a conversation, that is true.
I know that you don't feel supported about the whole...
Yeah. ..the situation with Charlotte.
I know she hasn't been there as much as we have.
I think that's really bad, as a friend.
Because she does so well.
Like, look at her, she's doing... everything.
No, but that's great, though, but that's...
It doesn't matter, you can have all that,
but you can still be supportive of your best friend.
In hindsight, now thinking back about the conversation,
I did probably run my mouth a lot more than...
cos you know what I'm like when I'm drunk.OK.
But I did feel a kind of certain way.
So, you know when I told everyone about the job I was going to do?
Yeah. I felt like...
not that you weren't interested,
but I just felt like it didn't faze you,
kind of thing, and I was a bit like, "Oh."
Like, I was ill, so I just wanna explain that to you.
It wasn't that I wasn't excited for ya, cos I really was.
Yeah, then, do you know, like, with your Instagram mess...
I'm not gonna lie, that did upset me a lot.
But, Nathan, I was only saying it
because I thought that he was trying to say that I got high, too, but...
No. ..it's not correct.
I did take that personal
because of all the stuff that happened before,
and I was thinking, "This just proves my point."
You weren't being supportive cos I was like...But I was.
I messaged his agent, just saying,
"You've wrote something wrong in the caption,
"like, and people are picking up on it.
"Do you wanna change it?"
In no way, shape or form was I being unsupportive.
But why are you bothered, anyways?
Because you've just admitted that youse all stood
having a conversation about us for no reason.
That's how I felt. It wasn't for no reason.
It's cos that's how I felt. But why is...?
Why has no-one come up and said that to me?
Then I'll explain instead of talking about us behind my back.
Cos I haven't seen you to have... We were at the wedding together!
This is so frustrating
because I can't get a word in edgeways.
This would be easily resolved
if I could get Charlotte to acknowledge
the reasons why I felt unsupported by her.
I was just saying how I felt in that moment.
I felt like everyone else was more... had my back.
I've always had your back, Nathan! I know...
I tweeted the whole way through.
CRYING:I literally love you to bits. I just don't understand.
Well, that's why I was confused cos I was like...
But why are you confused?
Youse are the ones slagging us off! Because...
I'm so upset with Nathan saying that I've been unsupportive
after everything I've been through in the last year.
He's been completely insensitive
to the fact that I have...
had things going on myself,
and if you don't know that,
then how can you possibly call yourself a good friend?
I thought Charlotte would've been happy for me.
Knowing that you'd done the jungle,
I thought me and you would've sat down and...
Nathan, I'm a mam! I've got so much going on.
I know, and I should have taken that into account.
I can't imagine how busy motherhood is,
but that still doesn't stop the fact
that I feel that Charlotte hasn't been very supportive to me,
and it breaks my heart to see her this upset,
but I've also been going through similar things,
with my auntie and my dad both having cancer,
which is tearing me up inside.
But I don't think that anything I say
is gonna make her understand my point of view.
I literally, every time that it... anyone was posting,
I was putting it on my social media, I was supporting ya,
and I did all that, like, even after hearing
that youse have all been bad-mouthing us at a wedding.
It wasn't a case of you being bad-mouthed.
Why are people not being sensitive to the fact that...
what I've been through the past year?
I'm devastated that we don't seem to be resolving this.
I genuinely wanted to make peace,
and I didn't wanna upset Charlotte by telling her how I was feeling.
PARTY CHATTER IN BACKGROUND
Shall we go and get your bottle, then? Oh.
Are you all right? SOFTLY:Yeah.
I know Nathan was really nervous about speaking to Charlotte today
because he wants to clear the air,
but judging by Charlotte's face, I don't think it went too well,
so I need to go see if Nathan's OK.
I'm so confused. What? Why?
Cos that's not the way I wanted it to go.
I'm actually gutted that Charlotte didn't seem to understand
what I was trying to say, and now she's walked off crying,
and it was in front of Alba.
I just wanted to explain the reasons why I was feeling hurt,
so we could get our friendship back on track,
but now I just think it's been made worse!
And she thinks that me, Chloe and Marnie
obviously now have formed this vendetta against her,
and that's not the case at all.
Like, I was honest about the conversation I had
at Marnie's wedding, but it was never like...
I've never meant it in a... in a bad place.
I completely hold my hands up.
I should've spoke to Charlotte how I was feeling at the wedding,
but I got completely lost in my feelings,
and now look where we are!
But then I didn't even get to get my point across
cos she started crying, and I get that she's upset.
I just feel like...
now it's made me feel like my point was irrelevant.
If that was me, and my friend said,
"Oh, you're doing this that's hurtful",
even if I didn't agree with it, I'd just be like...
"I'm sorry for doing that."
And she knows... .."I am sorry."
Obviously, the last thing I wanted to do was make Charlotte cry.
Now I feel like a dick! No.
# Doesn't take a lot to figure out
# You know you got this, baby If you don't give up... #
I feel awful that that's happened at your baby shower.
I appreciate you coming and I know, obviously,
it probably wasn't the most delightful thing,
but, I mean, it would obviously be nice
to get everything sorted out and the air cleared,
but it's like, do you... do you even want that?
I don't know what I want right now.
I thought the situation with Nathan was all just a misunderstanding,
but now it seems much deeper than that,
and it's completely thrown us.
I've just got a message off Kyle.
What?
"The Geordie Shore family just isn't the same without you all.
"Hope you can make James' party to wave him off.
"Hopefully, see you soon." But I... Are you gonna go?
I can't be bothered to think about it right now.
I know James' leaving party's coming up,
but I just don't think that I can make it.
I don't wanna run the risk of there being any tension.
I just don't wanna do that to James.
Are you about to go? Yeah.
I don't want you to leave on bad terms, so I wanted to...
HE KISSES ..give you a cuddle.
I love you, Nathan. I love you too.
The last thing I wanted to do was for you to cry.I know, I know.
Do you know what I mean? I know.
This whole situation has been blown massively out of proportion
and I just wanna put the issue to bed
so that we can get on with our friendship.
Listen, I'm just gonna go now,
not because I'm upset and I'm leaving on that note,
just because Alba needs a bath... THEY LAUGH
..and she needs to be put to bed. She's not doing a dramatic exit!
No, erm, but we'll speak, yeah? Yeah.
OK, give us a hug. Love ya.
Well, thank you for coming. It was nice to meet Alba, finally!
I know! I know.
She's not happy with you, by the way (!)
I think Alba felt the vibe. Yeah.
Bye! I'll see youse! Bye, everyone! She read the room!
Bye! Bye!
What a relief!
Although things still might be a little bit delicate,
I'm pretty sure that me and Charlotte
are leaving this baby shower in a better head frame
than what we were when we came here,
and I feel like these baby steps
are the steps in the right direction.
Oh, what a day, by the way.
Yeah, I mean, it's a lovely day,
but I just really don't know how it's gonna go.Mm.
Me and Jordan are in London to see a gynaecologist
as we have been struggling with some fertility issues.
It's been so stressful and, honestly,
one of the toughest things I've ever had to go through.
I just really hope that, finally, I get some good news.
But what the fuck am I gonna do if they give us bad news?
Mm, listen, right... What am I gonna do?
Don't think about that until it happens.
I don't wanna think about it, but I like to prepare.
I know. I don't think you can prepare,
but let's stay positive. Yeah.
I know Sophie's extremely worried and anxious,
and it's so hard, the fact that I can't do anything,
other than be there and hold her hand and make sure she's OK.
Hello! Hello, Dr Karoshi. How are you?
I'm good, thank you. Nice to see you.
This is me partner, Jordan. You OK? Jordan. Nice to meet you.
I'm just really nervous
because, more than anything, I just wanna become a mam,
and these results, honestly,
just let us know if we have a good chance or not.
You came to see me... Mm-hm.
..because you were concerned
because you were getting, over time,
increasingly painful periods... Mm-hm.
..affecting one side of your pelvis.
SHE SIGHS This is it.
'Honestly, I can't bear it.'
I just can't bear finding out if there's any bad news.
Have you got the egg results there? Yeah, I've got your results.
We call it as AMH, anti-mullerian hormone.
It is the most reliable test, as of now.
If you score more than 10, 12, it's normal.
And your AMH levels is at 16.9,
so that is perfect, so...
Wow! Right, OK.
..there's no concerns about you having
enough egg reserve or not.
Right. You have a basket full of eggs.
I'm gonna cry.
No. DR KAROSHI CHUCKLES
Yeah. Oh, it makes us so...
I've been so worried about this. No, you are fine.
I am so happy right now!
Like, I can't believe the news that I've just heard
and, honestly, I just feel like all this weight
is finally off me shoulders
that I've just been living with for absolutely years.
I'm just now so excited
to just take this next journey and step in me life
and hopefully just become that mam that I've always wanted to be.
You need to try for 12 months without using
any contraceptive precautions. Yeah.
You are completely normal. Oh, my God, that's amazing.
I'm so happy. Thank you. Yeah.
I'm really, really happy about that.
I feel relieved cos I know you feel OK now.Yeah.
I couldn't be more made up.
This news, for Sophie, for me, for the future...
Yeah, I've... Honestly, it's unreal.
From today... Yeah.
..this changes everything, doesn't it?
We're gonna make a baby! HE LAUGHS
Oh, honestly, I really couldn't be happier.
Like, I've waited so long to just finally hear some good news.
Now it's the exciting part,
which means, Jordan, drop your drawers,
let's get cracking!
Thank you. Give me a hug! Thank you. Oh!
Thank you very much. You've changed my life.
Take care. OK.
Bye-bye. Let's get cracking, then!
THEY LAUGH
ALL:Geordie Shore, why aye!
# There ain't nowhere That I'd rather be
# Rather be, than next to you... #
CHLOE: Well, cheers, girls!
Cheers. Look at us, classy women, eh?
I know, we're classy women these days, drinking cocktails!
I'm dying to see Nathan now.
I'm just gutted he missed out on Cyprus, man.
Hi! Ooh, speak of the devil.
Hello! Hello!
How are you? Congratulations! Good. How are you?
How are you? I missed you. You look gorgeous. You look lovely.
Thank you. We've all got the memo!
I know, we're all wearing... We're wearing cream and white.
How are ya? Good!
Is it?I've lost a stone. Look how skinny I am.
You look very chiselled. Thank you very much.
I haven't seen Marnie and Chantelle in for what feels like forever,
and I'm excited to see them,
but I know that these three wanna know exactly what went on
between me and Charlotte at the baby shower.
It did not go the way I anticipated.
The point was that I was trying to get across
why my feelings have been hurt.
I didn't get to get that in. So, I get she's been through hard...
a lot of shit, and I get that it's not the easiest of things,
but, for me, I just wanted that extra support.
At the end of the day, I'm just gonna have to let this go,
and it is frustrating that Charlotte doesn't get my point,
but I value my friendship with her more.
Right, so where are you and Charlotte at, then?
I don't know if it's fixable... Do you think you'll ever talk?
If she takes responsibility for how that argument went.
I will, too, for shouting and stuff.
Like, I don't want her to just put all the blame on me.Yeah.
It was over cereal,
but, like, there was so much more to it than that.
I'm so glad not to be involved in this drama.
In the past, I probably would've,
but I've been there, done that and got the fucking T-shirt!
What do you want? Do you wanna speak to her?
I'd like to speak to her.
Since I have done well for meself, she hasn't liked it,
and I don't like that...
She's not the only person to have a big personality.
We love and support Charlotte,
and although sometimes we don't get that back,
and she might not agree,
but three of us have felt that way, so we can't all be wrong.
So, we've got James' party coming up.
Please tell me everyone's going? I'm so excited. I can't wait.Yeah.
Are you gonna go, Marns? I'm unsure.
What?
I'm really unsure because I just don't know
if, like, it'll just kill the vibe and the tone of the party.
I would love to be at James' party,
but I just don't want any more drama.
I don't know if Charlotte's gonna be there,
but the last thing I wanna do
is make our friendship worse than what it already is.
I feel like if I get into an argument with Charlotte,
I don't want it to be a massive thing.
I don't think it will. The night is all about James.Yeah.Yeah.
# Is anybody else In the world tonight
# Ready to ooh-ooh-ooh?
# Does anybody else in the world Feel like it's time to do...? #
HE SIGHS Are you OK?
No! SHE LAUGHS
This is a lot more stress than I thought it would be.
As soon as James announced that he was going to Dubai,
I knew that I had to give him a massive send-off,
old-school Geordie style!
I've asked Ricci to DJ,
and I've invited all of the family back to the Toon,
well, the good-looking ones anyway!
I still have got a lot of stuff to do.
I've gotta finalise Ricci
and make sure he's definitely doing it,
I've gotta put all the decorations up,
and make sure that people are actually gonna turn up.
Getting everyone to get into one room,
when half the house has fell out with the other half...
it's impossible.
Seriously, getting all of these Geordies together
has been like rounding up sheep.
Between work, between childcare, between cereal drama,
I'll be surprised if anyone turns up!
I miss the days where we'd all just be in Bijoux
on a Tuesday afternoon.
Do you think he'll like what you've done?
Yeah, yeah. He'll love it! He'll love it!
He likes anything, James. He's like a Labrador.
He just likes to be out the house! SHE LAUGHS
Be wagging his tail,
his little comb-over going back and forward.
James has been a massive part of the Geordie Shore family,
so there's no-one that deserves a send-off like him.
'Hopefully, Leah can come back from Dubai to celebrate with us.'
I need to finish getting ready, you need to get over to that venue
and get everything finished, OK? Let's do it for James!
Please be quick.
I'm so sorry I can't help, but my pelvis is in absolute bits.
Is it bad?
I feel like I should've done this a lot earlier on than I have.
Today's the day I am having my baby.
I can't believe I've spent the last nine months
waddling around, growing this boy inside me,
and today, it's finally happening,
and I need Jacob to make sure we've got everything we need.
Have you got my nappies? HE LAUGHS
Adult nappies? Mm-hm.
Are they them? No, they're baby nappies.
Do you think my arse'll fit in them? SHE LAUGHS
I think that's kind of it.
I mean, are you concerned about anything?
You know I'm not very good with blood and guts.
Just keep behind the curtain, you'll be fine.Yeah.
So, to be honest, I feel quite calm
about the whole surgery side of things.
I'd be... You gotta be a little bit nervous?
The only reason I would be nervous, really,
is because I'm awake with the epidural.
I've never been awake for any surgery before.
So, the actual procedure itself only takes around five minutes,
from the cut to actually getting the baby out,
but afterwards, is probably gonna be a little bit of a longer recovery.
I mean, I've chosen to have a section
because I just feel like this is the most calm experience
that I could possibly have,
and it's always how I've envisioned giving birth.
ZIPPING
Ready to go? Yeah.
I just can't believe how much my life has changed
since I first walked into the Geordie Shore house.
Back in those days,
I think my biggest concern was the colour of my hair...
..and what club I was gonna get mortal in.
And while I still keep the same company, things are very different.
ALL:Oh!
I'm a wife to the absolute love of my life.
Your patience, strength and resilience
inspires me every single day...
CRYING: ..and I couldn't think of a stronger role model
for our future children.
And after nine months of carrying this baby bump,
I am about to become a mother, and I'm so excited!
Oh, my God!
The next time we walk through that door...
We will have... a child! ..we'll have a child!
Are you ready for the best day of your life? Come on.
We're about to find out. THEY LAUGH
Oh.
# Get set, go, baby, take control
# We can rock and roll This is where you wanna be
# Let's go, baby, take control Feel it in my soul... #
The venue's ready, Vicky's ready,
and I've got my tissues at the ready.
'Hopefully, James likes his do
'cos he's got to catch a flight straight after this party.'
I just hope all of the Geordie family turn up
to send him on his merry way.
# This is where you wanna be... #
What do you think? Wow!
It's nice, innit? Amazing!
"Why aye, Du-bye"! You've done a very good job.
Very impressed. All by myself as well. No help.
I don't like to blow my own trumpet,
but I have pulled it out the bag here.
Tonight is gonna be mint, as long as no-one kicks off.
The only tears I want to see tonight are James',
when he sees how much of a banging party this is.
THEY LAUGH
Yes, guys! Aw! There he is!
Hello! You all right? Good to see you.
My Miss Bijoux. Aw!How you been?
'I'm gonna miss James massively,
'but there's only space for one Leah around here,
'and that's my Leah.'
So I'm gonna send him on his bike in style.
Oi! Oh-ho-ho!
You all right? Hi!
"Why aye, Du-bye"!
Hi! What's happening? You good?
# So, can you rock my world?
# The way I'm loving you Is so absurd
# You know I want you... #
THEY CHEER
Youse all right? Good to see you! Good, how are you?
Hello! Where's James?
Me and James, this time round, have become really, really close,
and I am gutted he's leaving us for the sun, the sea
and the very tall buildings.
Oh, my God! Look at him there!
I used to fancy James, back in the day,
that was when I used to think, "He's my type, like."
Not so much... Not so much now! THEY LAUGH
# Used to fight it Take my hand we're sliding
# I could be your boyfriend Only for the weekend... #
Did you miss me?
Hello! Hiya!
Why's... Why's everyone, like, got massive grins on their face?
Oh, bloody hell, it's the mask! You're just...
Honestly, I swear to God, I've not missed you at all!
I've not seen the family in ages, especially given the fact
I had to go and munch a kangaroo's arse in the jungle,
and even though I love them so much, they are annoying, like.
So, Nathan, how you been, then? I've been very well.
I've got a question to ask you about this party.Yeah?
Is... is everyone invited? Everyone is, yes.
Charlotte's left it a bit up in the air. Marnie has as well.
I'm really not sure what's gonna happen there.
I'll be actually gutted if Marnie and Charlotte don't turn up.
I really wanna draw a line under this drama with Charlotte
and get our friendship back on track.
And I want Chloe and Marnie to squash their drama with her, too,
but how's that gonna happen if they're never in the same room?
So, lads, let's have a good night,
to James, and hopefully he has an amazing, incredible time,
and he thanks me for it!
THEY LAUGH
# We're in this together We're in this together... #
Bye-bye, bump!
Bye-bye!
Final time you're gonna be with me.
# We're in this together
# You know We're in this together... #
So, we are ready.
I think I'm moving in. THEY CHUCKLE
I still can't believe it is time to have this baby
and, I mean, I'm really nervous and excited,
but I've got Jacob by my side, and everything is gonna be fine.
I... I mean, I think I have over-packed, to be honest.
I think I've over-packed.
However, it's better to be prepared than unprepared, darling.
It is. I'll give you that. You agree?Yeah.
I can't believe this is about to happen.
This is life-changing. Like, I'm about to become a dad.
HE CHUCKLES
It's all getting very real now, but you know what?
I'm ready for it. I'm absolutely buzzing.
So, here we are, waiting for the section.
Waiting. We're in in about two hours.
It's definitely starting to feel very real now,
especially being in this room, in the bed.
Bye-bye, bump.
That's not wee, by the way.
That's, um... the lube for my belly!
THEY LAUGH
I feel fine at the moment.
How do you feel? I'm good. I'm nervous.
I feel better than I did last night.
Yeah. Yeah, oh, God, you was a bit of a mess last night.
She was a little scared girl last night, but...I'm OK now.
..big, brave girl today. And, yeah, we're ready now.
Bye-bye, baby.
See you soon.
# I just want you on me
# I like it when you call me... #
THEY CHEER
Wow! You look beautiful! I scrubbed up all right, didn't I?
What's happening? You all right?
Hello, you OK?
Oh, my God! This place looks actually amazing.
I couldn't wish for a better send off with James.
But wait, actually, where the hell is James?
Hello, gorgeous!
# I'm the original
# I'm the original... #
THEY CHEER
THEY CLAP
I can't believe that this is my last night out in the Toon
before leaving for Dubai.
It feels like the end of an era.
Did I do a good job? Look at this!
You've done well. You've done so well. Oh, my God! It's me.
I'll show you about. This is insane!
I got a good picture of you here. Oh, my God, no! That's great.
Nice, innit? Well done!
Cheers, mate! Aw! Mwah!
James loves everything, like I knew he would.
Why? Because I'm bloody awesome!
I just need Marnie and Charlotte to show up
and put all their dramas aside,
so James can have the send-off he deserves.
Hopefully, they can do that, just for one night.
That was when Jay beat you up! Remember that?
Oh! When I popped my knee out?
Right, er, Ricci? Decks? Yeah? Come up with us.
# I'm lucky Don't wanna let this go
# I gotta let you know It's funny
# I set eyes on you Feels like I'm on top of the world
# I'm lucky Don't wanna let this go
# I gotta let you know
# It's funny I set eyes on you
# Feels like I'm on top of the world. #
CHLOE:Oh, my God! Hey!
What the fuck?
I really didn't expect to see her.
CHATTER
MARNIE:Hi!
ALL:Geordie Shore, why aye!
CHLOE: Oh, my God! What the fuck?
'After all the drama, I really didn't expect to see her.'
But now that she's here, hopefully, this means all the Geordie family
can be back together again.
MARNIE:Hi! Oh, my God!
CHATTER, THEY CHEER
I am so glad that Marnie's here.
ALL:Aw!
I didn't think you would come.
I wasn't sure if I was gonna come, but I just thought,
I think I'd regret it if I didn't.
I've decided to go to the party.
I couldn't let the situation with me and Charlotte keep us away.
I'm just gonna toast James off in style
and stay away from any drama.
# So good now
# The feeling in me... #
I am gutted Casey's not here.
The hard thing about it, for me, is that, like,
me and Casey love doing stuff together.
A bit like youse two. Yeah, yeah, yeah!
And like, now, with the kids, like, we've got to do things in turns.
Course. I know. I know.
How are you? Good.
Yeah? We're good.
We are good. Everything's good.
Seeing Sophie with Jordan just makes us so happy
and it's so nice to see them together and living their best life.
So, we've got a next stage happening.
What? We're just gonna start trying.
Are ya? No!
We're just gonna do it! THEY LAUGH
After seeing the doctor and hearing that I have got eggs,
there is nothing really holding me and Jordan back.
So we are gonna start shagging like rabbits!
That's the first time I've heard her say it to someone.I know, yeah.
And I've got goose bumps over my body.Have ya?
I just cannot wait to have a little mini me or a mini Jordan.
It might take some time, but we are gonna give it our best.
So... watch this space.
Whoo! Tonight might be the night! Whoo-hoo!
BABY CRIES In our scrubs, ready to go.
Smile! I am feeling...
This is it! The baby is about to be born
and I'm giving birth with a cloth on my head.
MONITOR BEEPS STEADILY
SHE SOBS
Lying on the operating table, I just feel so overwhelmed.
'Nine months of anticipation has brought us to this very moment
'and all I can do is look at Jacob and wait.'
I am listening very carefully
to try and hear the sounds of my baby crying.
MONITOR BEEPING
BABY CRIES
Meet Alpha-Jax Blyth.
JACOB:
Seeing Alpha-Jax's face for the first time
was better than I ever could have imagined.
It was so emotional. I honestly love this boy to death!
'And honestly, it is a moment that I will never forget.'
JACOB:Wow!
Oh, my God. It's a photo-booth!
Quick, quickly get in! CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
Urgh! That's fucking rotten! CHANTELLE LAUGHS
Delete that!
I know that this is James' leaving party,
but I am having such a good time.
And this photo-booth, I want this in me house!
It's absolutely amazing!
Let's do it again, but be more sexy.
I just wanna say congratulations. Thank you.
I can't believe that you're moving to Dubai.
I know. It's crazy, innit?
But what... I'm-I'm... I'm gutted... Yeah.
..because it is, like, a bit of an end of an era.
James is a fellow OG
and I'm absolutely gutted that he's leaving us.
But I'm just more upset that all the Geordie family's
not here to say goodbye.
I know that Holly's got a good excuse,
but I just really hope that Charlotte turns up.
If there's anything that is going on, like...
I don't know, engagements, babies... Babies...all that sort of stuff.
Yeah, it's all gonna happen, James! It's all happening now.
So anything like that, I still wanna be invited.
I'm not gonna let my move to Dubai change anything.
I'm gonna make sure I stay as close to my Geordie family
as I am already.
I love them all to bits
and there's no way they're getting rid of us that easy.
And you know what else I'm happy about?
Like, you're not just going out there on your own.Yeah.
You're going out there with a partner.
And you and her are so good. Yeah.
It's mad to think, right, Leah is literally one of us.I know.
And that's what I love, but I never thought
in a million years, you'd end up with...I know!
..a loud mouth. I know.
LOUD CHEERING
Oh, my God, wait. Someone is here.
I know. CHEERING
LEAH:Hi!
Aw! Leah's here, and I'm just so buzzing that she's made it
in time for the party.
Aw! KYLE:Where is he?
CHEERING Hello!
Aw!
She's not been gone long, but, I'll tell you what,
I have really missed her.
And the fact that she's flown over from Dubai
to come and support me tonight,
really proves that she's the one for me.
Mwah! Nice to see you.
I know. We've just been talking about you.
I've missed ya! I know. You too!
Now my girlfriend's here, the party can really start.
# I just wanna feel this moment
# I'll be swimming like the ocean
# And I wanna get to know you... #
Do you feel settled in now, properly?Do you know what, I do,
but it's been so hard not being with him.
Like, mega hard. Yeah.
Like, I've missed him so much! LEAH LAUGHS
# Let the music take us over I just wanna feel... #
We're running away with each other.
Well, that's just not surprising! We've moving to Essex!
# And I wanna get to know you
# These emotions can control us... #
You know, it wouldn't be a proper Geordie party,
unless we all busted out our best dance moves
and got absolutely mortal.
CASEY:Go!
Ah! Ah, ah, ahh! Ahh!
I'm not gonna be outdone by Jay Gardner.
It's time for me to bring back
some of me old dance moves from back in the day.
Aah! Argh!
Well... that was a fucking stupid idea, wasn't it?
We're back again! We're back again!
We're not having a conversation like the last time we were together.
It wasn't a nice conversation.
It wasn't. It wasn't. A lot's changed since then, though.
We shouldn't have brought it up in that way, cos we were drunk.
We were... Yeah. Yeah.
It's very clear that Charlotte's not coming,
and if I'm being honest, I am very disappointed.
I wanted her to turn up
so that we could squash all this and just be friends again.
I really did think that this would eventually get resolved.
But then she unfollowed me. And unfollowed me!
She unfollowed both of youse. Yeah.
So I'm like, "OK, then clearly you don't wanna fix it,
"and that's fine."
It's such a shame that me and Charlotte
couldn't sort things out, but her unfollowing us
makes us feel like she's got no interest in just being my friend.
At the minute, I just kinda feel like the ball's in her court.
I do wish she was here tonight
because I do have a lot of things that I do wanna get off me chest.
But, obviously, what can you do?
I do think it's such a shame
that Charlotte hasn't come to James' leaving do,
especially how close that James and Charlotte are.
And obviously, I really wanted to sort things out with Charlotte,
like, I can't be arsed with negativity any more.
Like, I had enough of that with fucking Sam Gowland!
She chose not to come and I feel like...Yeah.
..it's just something that we'll have to accept.Yeah.
ALL:Geordie Shore, why aye!
Some people said he looks like me already.He does.
Hopefully he grows out of that. BOTH LAUGH
We are so in love with him already.
I am just so grateful for Jacob and now for Alpha-Jax.
This is just the best day ever.
He's absolutely massive.
He's 8lb 9. 8lb 9.
We were expecting a 7lb-er. I don't know where he was hiding.
Cos I didn't even think I was that big, so...Yeah.
It's cos I told you to eat all that protein in the last two weeks.
Really? HE LAUGHS
I would have loved nothing more
than to have been at James' leaving party.
I'm sure it has been absolutely incredible.
But the three of us are having our own little party
and the milk shots are going down a treat.
Are you enjoying that?
SHE CHUCKLES
# Don't look back
# It's a roller-coaster, baby... #
Leah, I just wanna say,
you've fitted into the family very well.
Right, everyone! Everyone!
I could not let James get on that plane
without ripping the piss out of him.
So here it goes.
Right, I'll keep this short, like James' knob.
LAUGHTER James' dick's actually quite big.
I've seen it, thank you very much! WOMAN:Oh!
I wanna welcome in the man, the myth, the legend,
the Geordie Shore legend, he is my best friend,
and he also feels like a best friend and brother to everyone here.
He's a constant shoulder to cry on or if you want hair advice.
Ladies and gentleman, James "The Comb Over" Tindale!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Looking at my Geordie family makes us really emotional.
Like, I've been in this family for 12 years.
It's hard to put into words just how much of an impact
this lot have had on my life and how much fun we've had.
You all right?
I fuckin' love yer, man!
And everyone's been there with me
through all these amazing adventures.
# Gotta keep moving... #
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Shit!
Are you Aussies ready to go fucking wild or what?
And even though my Geordie family can be absolutely crazy at times...
CHEERING
SMASHING, CLATTERING
Argh!
..we are extremely close.
But I never would have thought this bunch of radgies
would become my brothers and sisters.
# I won't change lanes... #
I love youse all to bits.
We've been on an amazing journey over the years.
A lot of it's been in Newcastle, which I...
For a long time I thought was gonna be my home forever,
but now, obviously, Leah coming into my life...
ALL:Aw! Yeah, it's...Leah!
Yeah. Literally like Bonn... Bonnie and Clyde, aren't we?
LEAH LAUGHS But, um, last year was really hard,
and I learnt that, like, life's short.
So when this opportunity come, I just...I'm gonna cry.
We both just thought, at the time in our lives,
we're really gonna embrace it and go for it.We are.
Honestly, I appreciate everyone coming and making the effort.
I know there is a couple of people missing.
It would have been nice to see Holly, Charlotte.
It's a shame that Holly and Charlotte
couldn't be here tonight cos we started all this together.
But I know Holly's about to give birth any minute,
and Charlotte will have her reasons for it.
So it's no hard feelings.
There's an open invitation for everyone to come to Dubai.Yeah.
To youse into Dubai!
Come to Dubai! Yeah. Cheers!
James is me OG brother from another mother.
I'm gonna miss him so much.
Thank you. Cheers. ALL:Cheers.
He's such a sound lad. We've done so much together.
He's definitely gonna be missed.
Goodbye! Welcome to Dubai!
James is just that guy that everyone needs.
He is Mr Peacemaker,
and everybody needs a James in their life.
Shall we do one big group hug? Yeah!For old time's sake?
Me and James really bonded over the loss of our dads,
but I'm so happy that he's literally grabbing life by the balls
and he's moving away with an absolutely unreal lass.
Dubai! Dubai! One, two, three!
ALL: Dubai!
No-one will ever replace James.
'The Geordie family won't be the same without him.'
And his comb over.
Right, come on, then. Bye, guys!
Bye!
See you later. See you soon.
Bye! Bye.
Tonight's been the perfect send off.
The love, support and encouragement I felt from everyone
has meant the world to us.
And while I could easily party the night away,
me and Leah have got a plane to catch.
So it's why aye, "Du-bye", from me!
OK...
Precious cargo.
Ooh!
It's warm. Get the air-con on! All right.
Today's the day that we're bringing Alpha-Jax home,
and I am just so excited.
Now we get to start our new life as Mammy and Daddy.
This is probably the most nerve-wracking drive
you're gonna ever do in your life. No pressure, then?
The most precious cargo we've ever had.
"Precious cargo." SHE LAUGHS
You did very well back there, you know.
Do you think? Yeah.
Bringing our son home is so surreal.
We're home, little man. We're home.
We are home.
I've never felt anything like it. I'm a dad.
I just can't stop staring at him.
Aw, I'm gonna cry. Aw, don't cry!
SHE SOBS Come on.
It's been an emotional day for all of us.
SHE SNIFFLES
Oh! Come on, baby.
Come here. SHE LAUGHS
You've done well. I know.
Life for me since James' leaving do has just been chaotic, as always.
I love you.
Oax is getting so much bigger.
He's walking everywhere, he's climbing everywhere.
And Rox has just, all of a sudden, got the biggest attitude.
Can me and Daddy have a kiss? No!
Since James' leaving do, I've been doing lots more gigs,
travelling around and getting so much more experience.
I've been super busy travelling for work,
and I am more fabulous than ever!
I don't think it, I fucking know it!
I'm in the best shape of me life.
Me guns are rock solid, and so's me relationship with Leah.
I can't really complain right now.
Everything's going really well with my DJing,
and also I got to have a wicked holiday with my girlfriend as well.
I'm still single, but I really don't care!
I've got no drama
and I'm just living me best life with me son, Ricardo.
Life as a CEO never calms down, darling.
But I always make enough time to get me snaky hips out.
Snaky hips, yeah, snaky hips.
'Watching your child grow is the most amazing thing.'
Watching them hit milestones,
and it's like the biggest thing in the world!
Me and Jordan are just having the best time living together.
I might not be pregnant yet,
but we're getting more and more good news from the doctors.
So we're feeling positive about it.
Life in Dubai is better than I ever even imagined,
and I'm loving it here.
Me and Leah have just settled straight in.
It's brought us even closer,
and I didn't even think that was possible.
Having Alpha-Jax has been the best thing
that has ever happened to us.
I mean, me and Jacob are both knackered, but we're happy!
After James left, my heart was broken,
and there was only one way to fix it.
Will you marry me?
Yes!
CRYING:Yes!
You're everything to me. You're perfect.
And I promise, I'll make the rest of your life
as perfect as I can.
'Who would have fucking thought it!'
There's gonna be another Geordie wedding!
But first off, the stag!
Whoo!
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna know how
# Everyone's here to party
# If you wanna know why If you wanna know
# Everyone's here to party If you wanna know how
# If you wanna know why
# Everyone's here to party
# Let's party, party You wanna know why?
# Let's party hard, gonna go wild
# Naughty, naughty, wanna know why?
# Let's party hard
# Naughty, naughty, wanna know why?
# Let's party hard
# Gonna go all night, all night. #