1 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,200 I'm totally crackers, me, like. 2 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:11,360 I'm preened to perfection. 3 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,720 I might look rough and ready, but I'm a massive softie. 4 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,120 The hardest graft I've done is doing my hair. 5 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,480 Sometimes bubbly, sometimes bitchy. I'm all over the place. 6 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:23,280 I'm that good looking, I'd even neck on with meself. 7 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:26,560 I'm tanned, toned and ready to tash on. 8 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:29,000 (all) Geordie Shore, why-aye! 9 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 (shrieks) (groans) 10 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:43,040 (screams) Go pack for us then. 11 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:50,760 Oh, my God! That went through me! 12 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,880 Anna has called wor back to work and I'm so excited. 13 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:57,120 It is the best job in the Toon, especially when you're single. 14 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,720 Which I am. Me and Sam are done. 15 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:03,160 What time are you going today? What's it got to do with you? 16 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,440 I'm just wanting to know. I cannot wait. 17 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,760 My life's done a bit of a 180. 18 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,640 I'm doing a master's degree in quantum mechanics 19 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,480 and learning about mindfulness. 20 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:19,240 (scoffs) Am I fuck. I'm just drinking protein shakes. 21 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:23,280 And necking on with loads of lasses. Get me back in that house. 22 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,680 Beau! Yes, baby? 23 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:32,760 Have you packed everything neatly? Yeah, course I have. 24 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,960 No creases in me dresses, is there? 25 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,040 Aye, course. 26 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,800 Since last time, me and Beau have moved in together. 27 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,480 We've taken wor relationship to a new level. 28 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,360 And I couldn't be happier. My big strong man. 29 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,000 I am still well into Bethan. 30 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:49,360 But since last time, things have moved really quickly. 31 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:52,560 So going back into that house and hanging out with the boys 32 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,440 is exactly what I need. 33 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,840 Are you ready for this? Fucking right I am. 34 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,440 This time round, I'm single. 35 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,640 I'm out of my long-term relationship. 36 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,000 Well, hello, my favourite lesbian! 37 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:12,680 I can't believe this time round, I'm single, Natalie's single, 38 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:16,120 Nathan's single, James is single... single! 39 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,960 I wanna get back in the house, I wanna have a good time, 40 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:22,040 I wanna get smashed, that's all I wanna do. Bye! 41 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:32,360 This time around, I'm going in with a fun, positive attitude. 42 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:35,720 I'm taking my sister from another mister, Abbie. 43 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,960 Me and her are gonna paint this time pink. 44 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:42,120 Mwah, mwah, mwah! Don't try to neck on with me, pervert! 45 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:45,040 Hello, you! 46 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,520 Well, that time again. I don't want youse to go. 47 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,440 Too bad, Nana. Cos we are outta here. 48 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:53,920 I am way too blessed... (both) To be stressed. 49 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,520 So ain't no stress coming from me! 50 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,120 I'm excited to see what Anna's got up her sleeve. 51 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,080 Cos there's bound to be newbies. 52 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:03,880 I love ya. I love ya. 53 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,240 (laughs) 54 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,480 Whooo! Well, I cannae wait to get back! 55 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,440 Let's get in! (both whoop) 56 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:16,080 We've made it! (beeps horn) 57 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,240 (squealing) 58 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,320 I tried driving too fast, man! Nathan! 59 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,040 My life is going so well at the minute. 60 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,360 Things are good with me and my boyfriend 61 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,880 but me and Chloe still aren't speaking. 62 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,760 It's gonna be awkward. 63 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,080 But I am determined to have a good time. 64 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:34,760 Back again. We're back! 65 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,400 I can't wait to get this fucking party started 66 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,640 and do what us Geordies do best. 67 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,480 Oh, my God! 68 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,240 There's pizza! 69 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:57,400 I would have preferred a different kind of meat feast waiting for me, 70 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,480 but beggars can't be choosers. 71 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,560 I'm out of breath running from that door. 72 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,480 I need to do cardio and you've got a bit of cum on your lip. 73 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:07,360 Abbie's only been here 30 seconds 74 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,800 and she's already got spaff all over her lips. 75 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,800 That's gotta be a Geordie record. 76 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,360 (indistinct) Can't wait. 77 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,480 (yells) Hi, baby! 78 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,400 (squeals) Nathan and Abbie! 79 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,520 I am o'er the moon to be back. 80 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:32,840 Hey-hey! 81 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,720 I am fucking buzzing that Beau is back. 82 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:41,360 He can give me loads of attention and even a cheeky dry hump. 83 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:43,800 (laughs) 84 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,280 (all laugh) 85 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,480 Get off! 86 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:52,800 I reckon that everyone thinks I'm gonna be a right boring twat 87 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,520 since moving in with Bethan, 88 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,640 but I can't wait to prove them wrong, especially Nathan. 89 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:02,320 Oh, God. They should get a fucking room. 90 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,320 Oh, home sweet home. 91 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,000 This is gonna be a proper frisk. 92 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,320 Hello! (cheering) 93 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,360 Fucking hell, how you doing, mate?! 94 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,080 James is back and I know he secretly loves 95 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,120 when we take the piss out of him. 96 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,520 Have you chucked all the dad jeans out then? 97 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,800 Is this a new look? He's cool now, howay. 98 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,920 Still single, still enjoying myself. 99 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,880 (laughter) (indistinct) 100 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,280 Two single birds. 101 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,360 We're home! Why-aye! 102 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,240 (all exclaim) 103 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,600 (Nathan) Here it comes! 104 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,760 I know that Chloe and Nat have come out of relationships 105 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:50,120 so something tells me this is gonna be chaos. 106 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,440 (all cheer) 107 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,920 (James) Fucking hell! 108 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:03,760 Chloe is my bestie and Tyneside's most eligible bachelorette. 109 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,400 Be afraid, Newcastle. Be very afraid. 110 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:09,360 (all cheer) Are you ready? 111 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,360 Whoooo! 112 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:16,360 Let's get it started! Get the party started, bitches! 113 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,920 Even though me and Abbie still haven't spoken. 114 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,720 I am excited, I can't wait to get pure mortal. 115 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,720 (all scream) 116 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,240 I am so sorry! Fucking hell. 117 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,520 Look at the size of that pizza. 118 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,280 Either Anna's been shagging Papa John... again, 119 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,440 or there's a load of newbies coming in. 120 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:37,720 (Chloe) Cheers to seven of wor! (Nathan) To seven heaven! 121 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,800 (all toast) 122 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:43,760 No Sam and no Ty this time round and most of us being single, 123 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,160 we need some fresh meat. 124 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,120 Howay, Anna. Where's the newbies?! Right, neck it. 125 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,680 My name's Ant, I'm 26 and I'm from Gateshead. 126 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:03,440 In my spare time, I do MMA. 127 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,920 Someone get this guy some Sellotape cos he's fucking ripped. 128 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,480 I've always been in long-term relationships 129 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,480 but now I'm ready to have some fun and play the field. 130 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,760 Got the moves, I've got tattoos and I've got nothing to lose. 131 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:23,800 (whooping) 132 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,480 Lads and lasses. Look at her face. 133 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,480 Whoa! That's a real good looking man. 134 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:33,320 Nice to meet ya. Ant. 135 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,640 How you doing, mate? Hi, Ant. 136 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:39,760 One word. F-I-T! That spells "fit". 137 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,560 Where you from? Erm, Gateshead, mate. 138 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:46,400 I'm buzzing. I cannot wait to get to know this lot. 139 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:49,440 Are you single then? Free and single, ready to mingle. 140 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:52,240 (all cheer) 141 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,880 When was your last relationship? Two weeks ago. 142 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:57,560 (all laugh) 143 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:01,040 He's tanned, he's got tattoos, classic Geordie lad. 144 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:04,760 Howay, then! To Ant! (all toast) 145 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:08,440 Come on, Anna. This fittie can't be the only one you're slotting in. 146 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,280 I demand more cock! 147 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,800 Oh, my God! 148 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,560 I didn't expect her to be here. 149 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,400 (all) Geordie Shore, why-aye! 150 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:29,200 . 151 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,840 (all cheer) 152 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:39,360 Hello! What's your name?! 153 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:43,040 Haven't I seen her somewhere before? 154 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:47,080 Ex... ex... "Ex On The Beach"? 155 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,560 What the hell is going on?! 156 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:56,560 My name is Amelia, I'm 25 and I'm from Middlesbrough 157 00:08:56,640 --> 00:09:00,080 and I am literally so excited to be joining the crew. 158 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:06,600 Since I was 16, I've been working my arse off as a performer 159 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:10,040 but I've never lived with a young group of people before, 160 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:13,000 now Anna has given me the opportunity to work for her 161 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,680 so I can live my best life and party hard. 162 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:18,040 I'm gonna give it my best shot. 163 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,720 Hold up. I know this lass. 164 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:26,440 Hello, Amelia. Hello! How are you? (laughs) 165 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:29,840 I know Ant, he tried to chat me up in the club the other week. 166 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,320 Do youse know each other? Nice to meet you. 167 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,640 Nothing happened, but he's still fit. 168 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,480 How old are you? 25. 169 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:38,200 And are you single? I am, yeah. 170 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:42,760 Girls, boys, both? Boys. All about the boys. 171 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,880 Not the only new person, we've got Ant. 172 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:49,000 We met on a night out, didn't we? (all exclaim) 173 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,960 Doing the Macarena. 174 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,840 I mightn't be the sharpest tool, 175 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:58,920 but something tells me that these two definitely know each other... 176 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,040 Right! I think we should get ready. Howay then! 177 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,920 (all cheer) 178 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,240 I can't wait for tonight. I'm single. 179 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,360 The wheels are off. 180 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,840 I've got a dick now. You're in here? 181 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,560 Are you a boy? Yeah, I'm a boy now. 182 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,840 Abbie's in our room?! It's lads only. 183 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:20,360 Can I come with you? Well, that's my bed. 184 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:23,520 Surely it doesn't take this long to make up with Chloe, 185 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,600 just give her some nuggets. Tonight is wor first night out. 186 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:29,880 We're going Tup Tup, need to be classy, sassy, bad-assy. 187 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,560 Bit trashy. Bad bitches! 188 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,920 (all whoop) 189 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,400 Hey! Get out, you pervert! 190 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,480 Pardon me. 191 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,520 I've only been here two minutes, 192 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,760 Chloe's got her bits out and James has just walked in. 193 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,960 What the hell is going on?! 194 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,240 (yells) 195 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:55,160 Abbie getting ready here is making me awkward, 196 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:59,400 so I hope this situation with Chloe can be resolved, and quick. 197 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:02,520 Amelia, I feel like I want to know more about you. 198 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,080 What do you want to know? Everything. 199 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,760 Your maddest story, sex positions you like. 200 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:12,200 So, I've been a recording artist and an actress. 201 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:15,920 I've been like, in the public eye since I was 16. 202 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,160 Have ya? Yeah. 203 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,760 So I missed out on all my youth. 204 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:22,400 So when I got the call off Anna to like, come and work for her, 205 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,960 that's why I was a bit like, do you know what? 206 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:28,280 I'm gonna re-live my youth. That's amazing, that. 207 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:32,840 It's mint being back with the girls doing wor make-up in wor PJs. 208 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,880 That Amelia girl seems sound. 209 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,800 I can't believe Ant's in the house. That's mad, that. 210 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,520 So... Have you kissed? 211 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:44,400 No, it was really brief, but he walked in and was dead confident. 212 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,160 So Amelia, do you fancy him then? I do fancy him. 213 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:51,000 But James is a bit of all right. Playing the field already. 214 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:54,400 James is a beast, literally. He's like, hench. 215 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,320 Amelia, just have them both. They're both single. 216 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,960 Got a big one ahead of ya, mate. Big night, mate. 217 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,840 Obviously this is your first impression for us. 218 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:11,360 No fear, big fella. I'm a lean, mean, party machine. 219 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:19,280 I pissed my bed on the first night. I pissed my bed six times. 220 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:23,920 I pissed the bed, Nathan pissed the bed, James... 221 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,800 Didn't piss the bed. What did you do? 222 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,680 (all laugh) 223 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:33,160 I hope this time round, Anna sorted their beds with plastic sheets. 224 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,040 Think everyone in this house is a fucking ten. 225 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:52,800 (all laugh) This is the first time we've had a ten, ten, ten, ten, ten. 226 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:56,640 This house is the best it's looked in a very long time. 227 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,200 So I can't wait to get to the club, get pissed 228 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,120 and everyone to get frisky. 229 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:04,320 Let's get to fuck, come on! (all cheer) 230 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,840 We're all back together for wor first night out 231 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,800 and the atmosphere is amazing. 232 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,640 I hope this lasts forever. 233 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,680 I walk into the club and I feel a million dollars. 234 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,760 Tup Tup is gonna be mint. It's all eyes on me tonight. 235 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:36,400 (all cheer) 236 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:41,280 It's fucking mint to be back in Newcastle with this bunch of radgies 237 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:45,360 and it's even better now we've got some new blood to tear up the Toon. 238 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,400 Amelia is a popstar but also pure radge. 239 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,120 She's definitely one of us. 240 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,400 This is gonna be a bit night, I can't bloody wait. 241 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:25,640 Amelia fancies Ant, so that means we've got something in common. 242 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,080 (burps) Oh, God. 243 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,000 I was really nervous coming in, 244 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,720 but this is turning out to be the best night ever. 245 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,960 I'm loving it. 246 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:07,400 Yes, James! Me and you are gonna get on fucking class. 247 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,840 This Ant fella seems like a proper sound kid. 248 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:19,360 And I can tell, as single lads, we're gonna have a fucking ball. 249 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,120 Having Bethan here is so much fun. 250 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:40,200 She's caring, sometimes daft and just unreal. 251 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,640 I know me and Nathan love to have a laugh 252 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:59,000 and even though there's nothing better than winding the kid up, 253 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,240 I fucking love the geezer. 254 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:12,760 When Beau joined the family, I thought we'd have nothing in common, 255 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,720 but I couldn't have been more wrong. 256 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,120 I can't imagine being here without him now. 257 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,880 I am so happy that I've got a girl here 258 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,200 that isn't involved in any past drama. 259 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:05,040 Amelia's fit, she looks good, she's got good craic 260 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:07,320 and she won't be able to resist my charm. 261 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,920 Have to do better than that. 262 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:30,000 I come in here to have fun and so far, I'm fucking nailing it. 263 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,960 All right, Ant. You've made it up with that move. 264 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,320 You're pretty cute. 265 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:45,360 Looks like the new lad Ant has only got eyes for Amelia 266 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:50,200 but she's wearing a blouse, who the fuck wears a blouse in Tup Tup? 267 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,560 Where's the sparkles?! 268 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,440 Don't get us wrong, I love being back with the family, 269 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,400 but being here makes us think of memories with Sam. 270 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,760 I'm so happy I've got Nathan. 271 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,040 Chloe is my day one and since we first met, 272 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,080 we've had some wild times. 273 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:42,000 But now she's single, I'm hoping we can have some more. 274 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,880 We've shown the newbies how to party at the club 275 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,880 but now we get to show them how we party back at the house! 276 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,560 No, don't do it! 277 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:36,200 Where's the scran?! (laughter) 278 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:45,520 Right, these lot can do one, I've lined myself up a menage a trois. 279 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,440 With pizza and chips. 280 00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,280 Ant seems like a nice lad but you get to know someone properly 281 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,320 by partying naked in a hot tub. 282 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,880 Howay, kid. Get in! (yelling) 283 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,640 Amelia! Eh?! 284 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,040 I need your help. Why? 285 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,560 Cling film me braids so I can get in the hot tub. 286 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:15,280 These braids might look shit hot, but take a lot of maintenance. 287 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,520 Every time I want to get wet, wrap up, like a walking Johnnie. 288 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,240 Jump in like that. 289 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:26,880 Everyone is naked n the hot tub, but I'm keeping me dress on. 290 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,480 Cos that means I don't have to wash it. 291 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,360 (squeals) There you go. Straight in. 292 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:37,000 Don't be shy. Suck them now. 293 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:40,120 It's not bad actually. Like a chlorinated Wotsit. 294 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,560 He sucked on me toes! They're not too bad. 295 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,680 What the fuck is going on?! 296 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,000 I feel like a little teenager. 297 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,680 The queen has arrived. Greek God has arrived. 298 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:56,200 There you go. You might as well, come here. 299 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,840 (indistinct) 300 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,960 Thank you. E-fucking-ventually. 301 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,280 If I wasn't sure I was into Ant before, 302 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:07,080 I definitely am now, he's a bloody good kisser! 303 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,840 Fuck it! That was a lot. 304 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,240 (laughter) 305 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,520 Fair enough, chair one, Beau nil. 306 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,400 (all talk over each other) 307 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,840 My mum's gonna kill me. 308 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:39,440 No! Fucking awful, that. (laughs) Yes, lass! 309 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,760 (laughter) 310 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,080 (all) Geordie Shore, why-aye! 311 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:47,640 . 312 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,440 Morning, you two. 313 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,160 (groans) 314 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:11,280 (laughter) 315 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,640 Morning, Bethan. Morning, Beau. 316 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,440 Did you sleep well? Oh, God, yeah. Did you? 317 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,680 Yeah, I did, thanks. Cup of tea? 318 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,560 Er... hello?! 319 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,160 Neck on or what? Aye, mate. I was necking on. 320 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,720 Who with? Fucking Natalie and Amelia. 321 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,840 (all laugh) Who'd you neck on with? 322 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,760 Nae-one. Keep that shit to yourself. 323 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,880 Last night I necked on with two birds. 324 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,320 2-0 to the new lad. 325 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,280 But one of them was a lesbian. Who gives a shit? 326 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:40,880 A neck on's a neck on. Love that, like. 327 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:47,880 Amelia, how was your first night? What the fuck went on downstairs? 328 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,640 I feel like I missed out on a lot. 329 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,120 I've woken up in such a better mood. 330 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,880 Living in this house is all about making memories. 331 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,400 That's what I'm gonna do. People in the hot tub. 332 00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,520 You and Ant dragged me in head-first. 333 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,720 Did youse neck on? I made them. 334 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,160 Well, Nat made us. 335 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,520 It's my first day waking up in here 336 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:10,120 and I do not want to think about what happened last night. 337 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,000 Oh, my God! 338 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,640 Well, I'm not gonna lie, I had a mint night. 339 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,680 I do hope every night is gonna be like last night. 340 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,800 You can drink, you. Course I can! 341 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,560 I've got an idea, girls. 342 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:26,560 I think as it's our first morning, you should make brekkie. (laughs) 343 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:31,360 I still feel like I'm the guest. Leave me alone! 344 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,840 Absolutely not. Make me an egg McMuffin. 345 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,480 (groans) 346 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,920 Hiya, Abbie. You all right? Yeah, you? 347 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,360 I'm not gonna lie, I'm hungover. Are ya? 348 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,960 The first night takes its toll. Proper hungover. 349 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,960 I want you to come in the girls room. 350 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,840 I've got that double bed to meself. 351 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:55,920 Have ya? Yeah! 352 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,760 Amelia seems keen to get me back in the girls room 353 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,360 but I'm OK with the way things are at the minute. 354 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,560 I don't wanna make Chloe uncomfortable. 355 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:07,280 Well, I'm excited to get to know ya. I am too. 356 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:10,240 What more could I want? A fellow Teesider in the house. 357 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,760 Nathan! Nathan's willy! (screams) 358 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,880 Nathan, no! I've got no knickers on! 359 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,280 Nathan! (laughs) 360 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,920 Hello, everybody! Oh, my God! 361 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,520 Hi! (cheering) 362 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,880 (all greet Anna) 363 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:41,000 Oh, Anna. Well, aren't you a sight for fucking sore eyes. 364 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,240 Welcome back, everybody. 365 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,240 Hi, Ant. How are you? 366 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:49,960 I'm OK. Amelia, hi. You all right? Yeah, I'm good. Are you? 367 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,760 Yeah. Listen, you've got a lot of jobs coming up 368 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:57,440 and you're not here just to party and to play about and mess around. 369 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,720 OK? Is it wrong that I fancy Anna? 370 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:03,520 She's probably the same age as me nan but she is fit. 371 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,800 Today I'm gonna let you have an easy day. 372 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,560 Just to let you settle back in. I've got a treat for ya. 373 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:11,680 Oh, what is it?! 374 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:16,480 You're gonna go rage-buggying. (cheering) 375 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,400 Yes! Rage-buggying, that sounds class. 376 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:23,720 Have a good time. (all thank Anna) 377 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,360 Class, that. What are we doing? 378 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,800 I don't feel that's good on a hangover. 379 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:38,560 Rage-buggies or no rage-buggies, I'm gonna look fucking fabulous. 380 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,400 Why youse all wearing black? 381 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,000 I'm buzzing that it's our first day in the house 382 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,760 and we're spending it as family. 383 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:50,760 (cheering) Man-wich! 384 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,720 You all right? You all right, mate? 385 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,240 Ant, you all right, mate? You're sound? 386 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:02,640 (all) Ant, you all right? 387 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,320 Ant, Ant? Ant? 388 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:09,640 (all) Ant? Ant? Ant? 389 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,360 Fucking hell, this is gonna be a long journey. 390 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,560 (Nathan) Let's go, go, go! 391 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,880 (James) Is it big enough for Beau's head? 392 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,560 This is gonna get very muddy! 393 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,800 Anna said she's got a treat for us, but we're at a farm. 394 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,400 Is this some kind of wind-up? 395 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:36,440 Appreciate what Chloe's wearing and what we're doing today. 396 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,000 To be fair, she looks mint in whatever she wears. 397 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,640 (laughter) 398 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,920 Wow! (groans) 399 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,840 Oh, my God. It's so muddy. 400 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,040 Abbie, you're getting smashed. Fuck sake. 401 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:02,280 I'll show you how it's done. Leave that down. 402 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,640 I can't, man! OK, I can. 403 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,840 This is the only time Natalie is gonna get to ride me. 404 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,800 I am giving her the ride of her life! 405 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,240 (horn sounds) 406 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,440 It'll go on your face. 407 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,120 Oh, my God! This is awful! 408 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,680 (Bethan) Don't run into them, Beau! 409 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:30,000 (James) What the fuck?! (squealing) 410 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,000 (screaming) 411 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,000 I'm in a muddy farm, Ant's going wild, 412 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,600 and I'm in the passenger seat getting cow shit all in me hair. 413 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,440 This is my idea of hell. 414 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:47,400 (squelching, screaming) (Ant) I cannot see! 415 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,480 (screaming) 416 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,160 Oh, my God! I can't see! 417 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,280 Now I've started winning, I'm really enjoying myself. 418 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,040 I am such a brat. 419 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:08,080 Rage-buggying actually turned out to be fucking sick. 420 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,920 These buggies are naughty as fuck. 421 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,160 Well, that was absolute class. That was belter. 422 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,720 Smashed you there! I actually let you win. 423 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:20,960 No, you didn't. I lapped you twice. I was boosting your confidence. 424 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,520 We overlapped youse at least three times. 425 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,920 Right, shall we go then? I need a wash for tonight. 426 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,960 I stink of shit. You always fucking do. 427 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,240 Oh, me fucking arse is soaking. 428 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,040 (laughter) 429 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,760 I have got mud in places that I didn't think I had. 430 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,840 I need to get a shower A$ap Rocky. 431 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,480 I'm dying to get back and get ready to go out tonight. 432 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,000 After such a good day, I'm up for another one now. 433 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,920 (yells) 434 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,040 Let's get ready and gan' oot. 435 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:06,520 Anyone want a cuppa? (laughs) 436 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,920 Whoa-whoa-whoa! Look who's home! 437 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,320 Today has been amazing, I've been hoyed around a muddy field, 438 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,720 and now I'm going back out on the piss! 439 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,400 This is what I signed up for. 440 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,920 I'm so excited for tonight. I put extra mascara on. 441 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,360 (whooping) I'm gonna get bladdered tonight. 442 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:35,280 Even though me hair is already down, tonight my hair is getting let down 443 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,680 and I'm gonna have a wild, wild night. 444 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:38,760 Watch us. 445 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,560 Those legs look a bit dry, mate. Wanna moisturise them? 446 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:46,960 Come here, son. 447 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,400 Youse are very, very, very close. 448 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,760 Moisturising Beau is something Bethan should do, not Nathan. 449 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,920 Youse have a very special bond no-one could compete with. 450 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,560 No-one. 451 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,160 Come on then! (all cheer) 452 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,560 Why's everyone screaming? 453 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,280 Howay, lads. Hurry up. We're gan' oot. 454 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,920 It's the power couple! Not! Look who's copping on. 455 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,120 Girls, wait there, we've got some competition. 456 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:21,160 Did youse do the tartan on purpose? We did cos we're matching. 457 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:25,280 Shoes, socks, jeans. Rings. Everything, bitch. 458 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,800 I feel like youse are more bothered than we are. 459 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,760 I'm black, you're white. I'm gay, you're straight. 460 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:35,560 We're the same, but different. This is a lot take on board. 461 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:39,080 I don't wanna be a part of it. You're not. 462 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,000 Oh, Beau. I love it when you're a bitch. 463 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,000 (all) Geordie Shore, why-aye! 464 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:50,680 . 465 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:02,720 I'm looking forward to tonight and to having a flirt with Ant. 466 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,120 I am buzzing for the second night out. 467 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,320 I can't wait to get in that bar and get the vodka down me neck. 468 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,120 Last night I did have a bit of a flirt with Amelia 469 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,440 but tonight I want to keep me options open 470 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,720 because Chloe is looking fitter than a butcher's dog. 471 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,440 Ant's looking fit and I've had a few drinks 472 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,040 so I might have a crack on. 473 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,520 What I'd give for a couple of black eyes off them. 474 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:41,760 Chloe is having fun and she's taking centre stage. 475 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:46,320 For the first time in years, I've got my radgie friend back. 476 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,320 It's Chloe is (indistinct) with her tits. 477 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,840 Fuck it, I'm the new lad, who am I to say no? 478 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,560 I have not had this much attention off a single fit lad in ages. 479 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,840 I am loving it. 480 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:30,560 Sometimes in life you might be lucky enough to find your soulmate, 481 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,160 Nathan is muy soulmate. 482 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,600 Pass them shots, I'm getting mortal. 483 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:22,120 I'm not gonna lie, it's been a long time since I've had a flirt 484 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,000 and I have forgotten how to. 485 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,200 Ant's flirting with Chloe and she's all over him. 486 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:35,840 I just hope she's not gonna jump into bed with the first boy. 487 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,360 All having a laugh and Ant seems to be cracking on with Chloe. 488 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,040 Oh, mate. You do not know what you're letting yourself into. 489 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:58,800 Ant was flirting with me last night and tonight, he's all over Chloe. 490 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,960 I thought he was into me. 491 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,080 Oh, right. 492 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:25,920 Thanks then. 493 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,600 That's sweet, Nat. 494 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,120 But if I'm being honest, it was a fork I was after. 495 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,040 Fucking hell, we are absolutely mortal. 496 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,000 Kebab and home is definitely calling. 497 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,680 (yells) 498 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,040 (they groan) 499 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,800 (yells) 500 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:43,800 You are beginning to pipe me off. Put it down! 501 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:48,440 You're really draining me. (laughs) 502 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,920 (laughs) 503 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,680 Tonight has literally been unreal. 504 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,600 I can feel the old Chloe coming back better than ever. 505 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,040 Fuck off. 506 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,200 Who's had a good night then?! (all cheer) 507 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,840 I'm not interested in stuffing my face with scran, 508 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,960 it's sexy time for me and Beau. 509 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,240 Ow! Ow! 510 00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,840 Ow! (groans) 511 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,120 I got a friction burn. (groans) 512 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:30,760 Oh, shut up, it's not like you haven't had a burning fanny before. 513 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,800 The fuck is this? (indistinct) 514 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,600 What was the lad chat? Sorry, I'll go. 515 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,000 (mocking) "Lad chat." 516 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:44,480 Lads chat? Fucking lads chat? 517 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,560 Do you not mean shag pad, Beau? I'm right here. 518 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,320 What the fuck is a lad chat?! 519 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,920 We've all had a wicked time but only one way I like to finish. 520 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,560 That's getting in the fucking hot tub. 521 00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,800 Where's Chloe? 522 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,600 (all laugh) 523 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,400 Caller, I have to put you on hold. 524 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,040 (farts) 525 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:37,480 Where the fuck have you been? In the hot tub with Beau and Nathan. 526 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,880 I'm fuming, me. Why the fuck did they not invite me? 527 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,360 I'm not being funny, but where's my invite to the hot tub? 528 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,680 Youse invited Chloe so why not me? 529 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,360 Bethan, if you want to jump in, jump in the hot tub. 530 00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:01,360 You don't need an invitation. It's not a garden party. 531 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,800 Well, Chloe's just been in. 532 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,080 So why have youse not come and got me to be in? 533 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,760 What do you mean? 534 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:15,800 Well, no. I don't want to fucking come in now. 535 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,360 Oh, fuck off, Beau. You fucking arsehole. 536 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:20,440 .