1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,920 I'm totally crackers, me, like. 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,920 I'm preened to perfection. 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,560 I might look rough and ready but I'm a massive softie. 4 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,600 The hardest graft I've done is my hair. 5 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,760 Sometimes bubbly, sometimes bitchy, 6 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,120 I'm all over the place. 7 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,000 I'm that good looking, I'd even neck on with myself. 8 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:26,040 I'm tanned, toned, and ready to tash on. 9 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:28,320 I'm a lover, not a fighter. 10 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,000 I cannot wait to show my wild side. 11 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:34,440 (all) Geordie Shore, why-aye! 12 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,800 I've woken up really, really hungover, 13 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:46,480 and even though I've had the best night of my life, 14 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,760 all I can remember is being in the hot tub with Nathan 15 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,360 and Bethan kicking off. 16 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,200 I've never shared a bedroom with a bunch of girls before, 17 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,360 and I'm absolutely loving it. 18 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:09,640 What happened last night? Divent - I'm embarrassed. 19 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:12,160 You were being an absolute jerk. 20 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,760 It's cos I was so drunk. 21 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:17,360 I was such a dick last night, over a hot tub invitation. 22 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:18,640 I need to calm down. 23 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,520 What do you want? Cup of tea, five sugars. 24 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,960 Five sugars? No wonder she's got bloody veneers! 25 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:27,080 It went quick, the night. 26 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:30,080 I enjoyed the crack-on with Chloe. I fucking bet! 27 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,680 I remember seeing Chloe, and she was like, 28 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,080 proper like smiling, staring at you. 29 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:40,080 I've got single Chloe back, but she throws herself 30 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,960 at the first guy that gives her attention, 31 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,680 and I don't want that to happen with Ant. 32 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,520 Morning, morning, morning. 33 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,040 God, you look like shit! I feel like shit. 34 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,680 Ant, what are you like at cooking breakfast? 35 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:56,000 I guess you'll fucking find out. I'll go and make something. 36 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,520 Crispy bacon. This could be embarrassing. 37 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,840 I didn't want to say anything but I cannot cook for shit. 38 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,640 What am I gonna cook here? 39 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,920 Good morning. 40 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:17,560 I'm meant to be cooking but I'm just gonna give you support. 41 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:20,000 OK, mate. Just pat us on the shoulder. 42 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,960 You're doing well. (chuckles) 43 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,040 Thank God Nat's cooking, for everyone's sake. 44 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:26,520 There you go, James. 45 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:30,040 It's pretty clear that Ant is more into Chloe than he is me. 46 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,600 Oh, well, at least I fancy two lads in the house. 47 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,160 Oh! 48 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,480 Hello, James! 49 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:37,920 Hey, man! 50 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,080 Are you gonna give us attention? Everyone but you. 51 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,080 Oh, everyone else but me. 52 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:45,800 I'll be the bigger person. 53 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,560 I think you deserve to be, aye. I deserve to be? 54 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,840 (chuckles) 55 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:56,040 Don't. Don't make us laugh, I'm sad. 56 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,440 I'm sad. Oh, you're sad. 57 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:01,200 I'm like one argument away from crying now. 58 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:04,040 Don't, cos I am. Howay then, should we cuddle? 59 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,360 No, because I want to cry. I can't cuddle. 60 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,640 Give us a cuddle. (chuckles) 61 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,960 I do feel like I give her loads of attention 62 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,640 but if she needs a little more, maybe I could give her that. 63 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,560 (phone rings) 64 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,200 Oh, phone! Phone! 65 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,920 Phone! Phone! 66 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,360 The phone's rang, and that means one thing - 67 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,560 Anna, and it's gonna be work. 68 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:29,760 Fuck this! 69 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,760 Hello. (Anna) "Good morning Nathan." 70 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:33,960 Good morning, Anna. 71 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,840 "I've got a job for yous, 72 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,720 but it's a bit different this time." OK. 73 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,680 "A lad called John Jr's asked for help." OK. 74 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,680 "When John Jr comes home drunk, he's a liability." 75 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:46,880 "He needs to apologise to his dad." 76 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,280 John Jr sounds proper radged. 77 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,440 Like one of us. Can't we offer him a job? 78 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,000 "I want you and Chloe to take Amelia and Ant 79 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,880 and show them the ropes." OK. 80 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,960 "Thank you, Nathan." Thank you, bye. 81 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,160 "Bye." 82 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,720 Fuck me! Anna has hit a new low here. 83 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:06,040 She will do anything for £50 - 84 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,080 and I mean anything. 85 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,280 Right. Oh, no! 86 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,040 Work? Anna knows a guy 87 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,200 who needs to apologise for partying. 88 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,880 Apologising? For partying too much? 89 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,480 Has Anna lost her marbles? 90 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,920 That's our occupation every night. 91 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,200 So, she said, me and you have got to take Amelia and Ant 92 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:28,280 to work to show them the ropes. 93 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,480 I can't be arsed today! I'm too hungover. (laughter) 94 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,720 I've got mine on the wrong way. 95 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,440 These are your arm holes. 96 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,680 Where? Here! 97 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,520 Oh, for fuck's sake! I look like a bit of toast. 98 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:54,880 We're ready! 99 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,600 (laughing) Oh, my God! 100 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:00,600 You look better than last night! 101 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,400 (laughs) 102 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:03,840 It's my first day at work, 103 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:08,080 and I'm dressed like a lager/plant pot. 104 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,840 That is fucking hilarious. 105 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:14,360 Chloe, how are you wearing yours? Round her tits. 106 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,800 I've got to give it to Ant - 107 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,640 he can make a shit beer bottle look sexy. 108 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,800 Bye guys! Enjoy. 109 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,720 Bye! Enjoy your first day at work. 110 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,040 Mate, you look like a right dick. 111 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,480 I'm glad I'm not doing that. What the fuck? 112 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:31,520 If I had to wear them outfits, I'd quit now. 113 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:38,920 Sort your hat out. OK. Your bottle lid's not hard. 114 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,840 Get me... get me... get me up. (chuckles) 115 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,320 Oh, my fucking God! 116 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,160 It's pure chocker, like! 117 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,640 Oh, my God! Yous, this is so embarrassing. 118 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,360 Right, yous, come on quick, keep your heads down. 119 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,840 I can't believe this is me first job. 120 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:05,040 This is one of the weirdest experiences of my life. 121 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,040 I just hope we don't see anybody 122 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,120 because we look like bloody wallys! 123 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:19,640 Is it starting to rain now? It's fucking lashing down. 124 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:21,120 I've got a lovely shelter. 125 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,080 It's not going to fucking stop me. 126 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,280 You need them guns to help you pull. 127 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:29,120 Aye. I can't be getting fat and settled like you, can I? 128 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,640 No, aye. No one wants that mate. What a boring life. 129 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,040 How was your night? 130 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,760 It ended the same way as yours, by myself in bed. 131 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,040 Milking yourself. 132 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:41,520 We both ended up... No I didn't have a wank me like. (laughs) 133 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,800 I don't feel you're making the most of being single. 134 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,760 There's no one really for us. 135 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:50,320 What about Amelia? It's a hard one with Amelia 136 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,960 cos when she walked in, I thought... 137 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,440 initially, she's not the sort I would go for. 138 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:56,800 She's not my type. Yeah. 139 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,200 But she seems like a really nice girl like. 140 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:02,880 If I looked like James, I would not be so picky. 141 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,800 Howay, mate, Amelia is way out your league. 142 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,880 If you and Ant go out on the pull, 143 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,440 who do you reckon's gonna be the better? 144 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,160 I don't see anyone as competition for me. 145 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,560 (laughs) 146 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,080 I see Ant being competition. Definitely. 147 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:21,080 I don't. I see him as a mate. He's good looking. 148 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:24,360 We're gonna wingman each other, and have a laugh. Aye. 149 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,760 The only time I'd be threatened by a new lad 150 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:29,320 is if he came in and he was in better nick than us, 151 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,400 and let's face it, in Newcastle, it's not gonna happen. 152 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,880 But I'm getting wet, so I'm sacking this off. 153 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,360 You're wet. You wet lettuce. 154 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:40,360 Your fucking hair looks like a wet lettuce. 155 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:44,280 Are you receding or something? Ho, ho! That was below the belt. 156 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,640 I've had fucking hair issues. 157 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,000 I'm really gonna spill the Coke on the crumpet. 158 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:56,320 What? Oh, you're spilling the Coke on the crumpet. Oh, no! 159 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,880 Coke crumpets. 160 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,120 It might taste nice. 161 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,920 Ooh, I'll give it a go. 162 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,360 I can't make out what I think about 163 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:06,760 what Chloe's thought process is at the minute. 164 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,280 I think it's a hard one, 165 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,960 cos Chloe's getting over her ex, right? 166 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,440 And I'm sitting here, Chloe fancies Ant, 167 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:14,920 and Ant fancies Chloe. 168 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000 So they're having a bit of a flirt. 169 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,280 I know she's flirting, 170 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,760 but this is the first person that... 171 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:24,720 Came into the house... Yeah. That's turned her head. 172 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:27,240 It is good for her to have someone in the house, 173 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:29,640 giving her attention, make her feel nice. 174 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:32,320 Yeah. How long has she not had that for? 175 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,560 It's good for her. 176 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,400 Part of me feels awkward talking about Chloe, 177 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:39,040 when us two are still not speaking, 178 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:42,520 but I do care for her, and I do want her to be happy. 179 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,640 I cannot wait to see the day that Chloe necks on. 180 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,720 I know. Buzzing. I'll try a backflip. 181 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,680 It will happen, maybe not soon but... 182 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:52,680 Yeah. I mean, if Chloe does like Ant, 183 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:54,200 she might as well crack on. 184 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:57,680 The next person Chloe gets with is gonna be a big deal, 185 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,120 so she's taking her time. 186 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,720 You and Beau, sorted now? 187 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,480 Yeah. We are. I personally would... 188 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,200 (laughs) 189 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:11,920 What was that, my lad? (laughs) Aye, he's a fucking non. 190 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,120 Beau? 191 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,240 (laughter) 192 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,480 You're unbelievable, you. (laughs) 193 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,680 Ready to go. Running to work, you little jobsworth? 194 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,920 It's raining, you freak! So what? 195 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,160 I've never done anything like this. 196 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,600 I'm gonna give it 110%, fucking smash it! 197 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:39,320 Is there a John James... er, John Jr in here? 198 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,680 Hello! 199 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:44,440 John Jr, where have you been all my life? 200 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,200 Fuck me! He's fit! 201 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:50,600 We have a message for you. John Snr from John Jr. 202 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:52,480 "Dad, I want to apologise 203 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,960 for keeping you up when I go out drinking." 204 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,640 "I'm sure you're fed up with me getting hammered." 205 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:00,680 I can't read John Snr at all. 206 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:03,160 He's either gonna laugh or lamp someone. 207 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:06,240 "I'm always mortal, like a bull in a china shop." 208 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,600 "I swear not to be steaming anymore." 209 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:11,840 Can you believe it? John Snr is welling up. 210 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,440 If he carries on, we'll all be bloody crying. 211 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,560 Aw, this is nice. This is nice, yeah. 212 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:19,320 "If I could be half the man that you are, 213 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,080 I'd be a happy man. Love, John Jr." 214 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,640 (cheering and clapping) 215 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,960 Come on, give us a hug. 216 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,360 This is lovely, this. This is a lovely one. 217 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,520 (laughter) Did you enjoy that? 218 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,960 Oh! That was actually really good. 219 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,240 Well done! High fives! 220 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:44,520 We smashed our first job. You did a good job. Woo-hoo! 221 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,840 Ant and Amelia did us proud today, 222 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:49,000 and it was great getting to know them, 223 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:52,760 but all I wanna do is get ready and get smashed. 224 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:55,920 Get home, get changed, let's fuck off. Come on! 225 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,520 (all) Geordie Shore, why-aye! 226 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:01,760 . 227 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:12,800 Oh, yeah, that's it, man. Ooh, baby, yeah1 Oh, yeah! 228 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,760 I've started off working the top. 229 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,520 He's got a bit of shoulder fluff 230 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,160 but Nathan's real problem area is his backside, 231 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,680 his groin, and probably his anus. 232 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,680 I just have to get stuck in. 233 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,600 Ow! Ow! 234 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,080 Ow! (laughs) I'm doing it. 235 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,560 Me and Beau have got each other's backs, 236 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,160 and now he's shaving mine. 237 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:36,240 I just seen, from the balcony, yous shaving each other's pubes. 238 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,800 I was rimming him. 239 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,800 I know but do you not, like... This is weird! 240 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,040 Like, I knew they were close 241 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,560 but I didn't know they were that close. 242 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:56,080 You look sexy as with glasses. You look sexy as. 243 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,200 Sexy fucking senoritas! 244 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,720 No matter what day of the week it is, 245 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:04,040 the girls in this house always glam up for a night out. 246 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,920 Tonight, we'll have a couple of drinks 247 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,760 and see who's about. 248 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,920 That's a great plan, Ant. I just hope Chloe does the same, 249 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,400 cos if she ends up necking on with you tonight, 250 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,000 I guarantee it ends in tears. 251 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:21,400 Oh, James, James, please, show me your best chat-up line, 252 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,440 just one line, a stinking one, pull it out of the bag. 253 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:25,680 Straight to the point, 254 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,920 "Do you wanna come back for sex and pizza?" 255 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,240 If they say no, "Why? Do you not like pizza?" 256 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:33,560 (laughs) Oh, that's a good one. I like that. 257 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:37,240 Do they honestly think that we'd fall for that shite? 258 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,160 What a bunch of divvies. 259 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,640 "Have you got a mirror in your pocket?" 260 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:45,080 "Cos I'm seeing myself in your pants." (all exclaim) 261 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,720 Nathan, you look extra sexy, like Kanye West. 262 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:55,280 Yous are dressed the same. We are? Colour coordination. 263 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,840 He might be dressed like Nathan but Ant is rocking that outfit. 264 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,120 He looks dead fit. 265 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,720 Let's get out there. Tonight is all about fun, 266 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,920 necking on, and getting fucking mortal! 267 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,480 It's nice to have Chloe in the car. (laughs) 268 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,760 It's been so long since a lad has given me attention, 269 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,520 and you know what? I love it. 270 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,920 # BEN MUEHLETHALER AND ADRIAN ZAGORITIS: Spinning Around 271 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,760 There's a lot of single people in this squad right now, 272 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:34,760 which is good because this club is banging and full of talent. 273 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,320 Happy days! 274 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,760 Amelia's a nice girl and I'm enjoying getting to know her, 275 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,680 but do I want to rip her clothes off? We'll see. 276 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,080 James is an absolute fitty. 277 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,160 My family's in a good place, the newbies are settling in, 278 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,920 and it's the best vibe ever. 279 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,560 I get it. I really do, 280 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:58,040 but I can't help if I want to spend time with my man. 281 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,560 If Chloe's flirting, then that's fine, 282 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,240 but if she gets obsessed with Ant, 283 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,360 like she did Scottie, Mattie, and Sam, 284 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:15,400 things could all change. 285 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,960 Chloe clearly fancies Ant. 286 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,080 It is so obvious! 287 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,600 Ant and Amelia love a party, 288 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,160 and they are just what this house needs. 289 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,200 Ant, go and fetch a pen and paper, 290 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,960 because you, my little newbie, 291 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,840 are gonna witness a masterclass in the art of graft. 292 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,440 I can't believe I am jealous Ant is going on the pull. 293 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,240 I like him more than I realise. 294 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,200 Amelia's looking fit tonight, 295 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,880 and I know I did say that I wasn't gonna go there, 296 00:16:55,960 --> 00:17:01,360 but when you're in the desert, a man's gotta drink. 297 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,280 I think Amelia fancies James. 298 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,200 Bless. She needs some help. 299 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,040 Nae bother. A neck-on, is a neck-on. 300 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:23,240 Oh, my God! I cannot believe James and Amelia are necking on. 301 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,120 That kiss was incredible! 302 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,960 It was actually really, really, bloody good. 303 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,640 I've done a couple of laps of the dance floor, 304 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,160 and I can't find anyone worth necking on with. 305 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,320 So, there's only one thing for it. 306 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,080 If that's how this house rolls, I'm game as a badger. 307 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,680 (screams, laughs) 308 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,320 I wouldn't say I'm a jealous friend, 309 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:12,480 but I'm feeling as emotional as I've ever felt before. 310 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,800 No, no, no, no, no! 311 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,000 Chloe getting with a boy in this house. 312 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,240 It never works. When will she realise? 313 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,920 I might be new to all this but I'm not wet behind the ears. 314 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,120 Nathan's just cock-blocked us. 315 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,880 What a wanker! 316 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,720 (laughter) 317 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:09,320 I'm having the best night ever, and, to top it all off, 318 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,880 James has put a giant smile on this face. 319 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,480 (laughter) 320 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,760 We've only been here two minutes, 321 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,320 and Beau and Nathan are all over each other. 322 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,120 I'm not fighting you naked, that's weird! 323 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,960 That's weird! I'm not fighting you naked! 324 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,960 Normally, I like Beau chasing me around half-naked, 325 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,920 but I need to find out where Chloe and Ant are. 326 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,920 Just eat it all. 327 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,520 Ssh. Put it all in your mouth and just be quiet. 328 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,160 What the hell is Ant trying to put in Chloe's mouth? 329 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,080 You two, in your own beds, right now! 330 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,880 All we want to do tonight was literally have fun. 331 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,840 But Nathan has got it wrong. 332 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,920 I could not be arsed. I'm going to bed. 333 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,560 Cooey! Anthony! 334 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,360 (all) Geordie Shore, why-aye! 335 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:01,800 . 336 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,880 I've woke up this morning, 337 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,240 and all I can taste is vodka, chicken kebab, 338 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:21,160 and that kiss off James. 339 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,800 So, James, you said that Amelia wasn't your type, 340 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,920 but now you necked on with her and you spoke to her, 341 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,320 do you think you could actually like her? 342 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,000 She's nice and I'm enjoying getting to know her, 343 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,640 but I don't want to start cracking on with her. 344 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,720 There's a lot of things I'm great at, 345 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,320 and necking on is just one. 346 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,280 But I'm having too much fun being single. 347 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,840 Ant, did you not neck on with Chloe? 348 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:49,520 I do think with her, though, she's been messed around a lot, 349 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,240 and I don't know if she knows where her head's at. 350 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:56,480 Maybes her getting with you could actually fuck her head up, 351 00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:00,040 and send her the opposite way to what we want. 352 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:03,000 To be fair, I do fancy Chloe 353 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,400 but I'm not looking for anything serious. 354 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:13,320 Because I'm used to being here with me partner, 355 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,960 this is the first time I've been single. 356 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,520 I feel like... (burps) Sorry. 357 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,760 I'm, like, whoa, it's hard a little bit. 358 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,640 Do you mis... do you miss, erm... that? 359 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,520 I miss that, yeah. 360 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,560 And speaking of... that, 361 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,880 what I would say, you and Ant are cracking on, 362 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,080 and, at the end of the day, I think, 363 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,720 you should rather get it over and done with 364 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,480 sooner, rather than later. 365 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,800 I don't know what I want. I'm just fucking confused. 366 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,080 I divent know why Chloe's holding back. 367 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,800 If she likes Ant, she should just go for it. 368 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,480 Right, can I get a plate? Please. 369 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,880 Good morning, fellow friends. Hello! 370 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,640 Since coming in the house, we have been so busy, 371 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,440 settling in, meeting the newbies, 372 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,880 getting wankered, 373 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:06,240 which means that me and Chloe haven't had time to catch up. 374 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:09,120 I think me and you need to get out this house. 375 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,800 So I'm gonna take you out, 376 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:14,080 and we're going to do something cute, cool, just us two. 377 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,000 What is it? It's a surprise. 378 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,480 Do you know what it is? Yes. 379 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,640 This is so cool. It's been a long time 380 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,840 since me and Nathan had some alone time, 381 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,760 and hopefully, we can bond like we used to. 382 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,680 My love for Nathan is probably more than Bethan's. 383 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,400 Nah, I'm joking. (chuckles) 384 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,400 Urgh! No, can't do it. (laughs) 385 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,640 I can't do it, nah. Put the cream on now. 386 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,280 Agh! 387 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,080 (retching) 388 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,680 I can't wait to be blown away. 389 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,680 I love being in love, me, you know? 390 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,280 Do you? I love being in love. Do you not? 391 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:58,280 I love feeling like warm and fuzzy inside. Do you? 392 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,360 Aye. Fucking rainbows and unicorns? 393 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,360 You know when you just lie there and look them in the eye, 394 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,120 and you just think, "Dreamy." 395 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,040 "My life is made." 396 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,680 Then get a house and buy a dog. That's what I do. 397 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,640 It is nice to have some new faces 398 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,800 especially a new lad because we all know it gets a bit weird 399 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,240 between Beau and Nathan. 400 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,720 Charver. I love being... 401 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,920 Let's see you best radgie dance. 402 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,680 (laughs) Go on, man, do it again. 403 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,400 One more time. Cor! 404 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,880 Yeah. Cor! 405 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,040 You have to stick your jaw out and all. 406 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,640 So you look thick. (laughs) 407 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,520 I knew you were gonna do that one. 408 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,080 That's belter that. It's quite a charver. 409 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,320 Chlo? Coming. Come on. 410 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,760 I've booked me and Chloe a cheeky spa 411 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:49,320 to give us chance to talk about the situation with Ant. 412 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:53,600 Bye! Welcome to your executive, chauffeur-driven car. 413 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,240 Go on, Nathan, give us a clue. Nope! 414 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,880 What treatment am I getting? 415 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,120 A surprise is a surprise for a reason. 416 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,840 I can't tell you because you're not gonna be surprised. 417 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,920 OK, I won't ask. Just enjoy it. 418 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,640 Ah, you fucker! 419 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,920 How can you be that bad at pool? 420 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,400 No, Ant, please, explain to me. 421 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,160 Yous, I'm starving. I am. 422 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,080 Literally. I'm always hungry. 423 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,240 Shall we order food? What do you fancy? 424 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,320 Why don't we get a big, dirty chippy for everyone? 425 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,720 Sausage in batter. Chips and curry sauce. 426 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,200 Oh, I do like chips and curry sauce like. 427 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:40,320 Yous, we're gonna go and get a chippy. Do you wanna come? 428 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,440 Oh, nah. I'll have a battered sausage. 429 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,480 Ant, do you want owt? Nah. 430 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,640 Right, come on then. Enjoy! 431 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,640 We're all hanging, so I've got the perfect idea 432 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,760 to take James and Amelia to a chippy, 433 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,200 and I might even play Cupid. 434 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,280 Bye! Bye! 435 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,040 Oh, I'm starving. 436 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,520 Fucking hell, get a little walk in on the way. 437 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,920 Spending time with James 438 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,280 and getting a battered sausage. Winning! 439 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,640 Why do I walk like this? Watch. 440 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,000 You're walking like a gadgie. Like that? 441 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,400 Like a fucking charver. 442 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,640 Hiya. How are you? Hello. 443 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,760 It smells lovely in here. hank you. 444 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,960 Nathan's booked some treatments. Exactly what I need. 445 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,760 It's a new, a unique treatment. 446 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,040 It is a bum facial. What? 447 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,120 What the hell is a bum facial? 448 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,000 This is classic Nathan to pick something like this. 449 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,240 That boy is a fucking freak. 450 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,480 A whole afternoon dedicated to my arse. 451 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,240 I'm gonna love this. 452 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,400 Oh, God! 453 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,680 Nathan, stop making sex noises! 454 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,400 Ooh, God! 455 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,200 Oh, you're wiping my bum. I feel like a child! 456 00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,720 Mammy! 457 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,600 The last woman that went near my bum was my mam 458 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,880 when she used to wipe my arse, as a kid. 459 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,520 Am I a baby? 460 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,720 It's nice that we've both got out of the house. Yeah. 461 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,280 I think we needed to. 462 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:14,160 I've noticed you're having a lot of fun. I am. 463 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,600 What are you doing about Ant? 464 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,680 Tell us what you've been saying. About what? Me. 465 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:20,960 He said he fancied ya. 466 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,560 What's going on with you? Do you fancy him? What? 467 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,000 I don't know. You do flirt with him a lot. 468 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,280 Do I? 469 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:32,240 Chloe has been through a lot, so I don't think she's ready. 470 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,480 I don't know. Cos this is the first person that I've... 471 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,360 Why are you smiling? I don't know. I'm not. 472 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,000 I'm enjoying my bum getting played with. 473 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,760 So, it's like the first person that I've fancied since Sam. 474 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,880 You're getting over a break-up. 475 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,040 You don't want to rush. Definitely not. 476 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,800 I know that Nathan is coming from a good place, 477 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,360 but if a fit lad is giving me attention, 478 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,920 what's a girl gonna do? 479 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,160 Everyone... Ooh, that looks good. 480 00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,400 (moans) 481 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,920 Are yous hungover? I feel a bit fresh. 482 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,560 Hello. Hiya. 483 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,280 Hello. How you doing? 484 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:16,600 So, I'm thinking sausage roll, chips, beans, 485 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:17,840 and melted cheese? 486 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,120 I might go steak, you know, with gravy. Steak pie. 487 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,800 I might do the same, please. 488 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,680 Are you copying me? Yeah. 489 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,040 I'm really liking getting to know Amelia, 490 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:30,520 so I'm going to help her out and quiz James on that kiss. 491 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:34,000 So, do you think a neck-on will be on the cards again tonight? 492 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,120 I feel really awkward right now. 493 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,760 Fucking hell, man, Abbie! 494 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,960 What are you doing, you shit-stirrer? 495 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,880 I told you this morning exactly how I'm feeling. 496 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,240 You know me, I don't rush into things, do I? 497 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,600 Mm, true. You rushed into Amelia's gob last night, though. 498 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,400 I'm not listening anymore. 499 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,960 Oh, God! I'm so embarrassed. 500 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,040 Once you've done it, it's not as bad, is it? 501 00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:59,280 That means a yes. We'll see. 502 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:02,520 Where's the food? Get me out of this awkward conversation. 503 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,360 My aim of this whole time around 504 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,360 is to get you back to that time when walked in the house, 505 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,320 we were both single. 506 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,240 We were mad. We were actually mad. 507 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,080 I want that to happen again. 508 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,600 Tonight, we gonna get as drunk as we used to, 509 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:26,400 dance like we used to and just, just be carefree, 510 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:27,840 not worry about anyone. 511 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,000 It's great spending time with Chloe 512 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,760 but I just hope I've got through to her about the Ant situation, 513 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,080 for her sake. 514 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,680 What about Abbie? I still haven't spoke to her. 515 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,720 Do you think you're going to? Yeah, course I am. 516 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,200 If left any longer, it's going to be awkward. 517 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,480 It's getting a bit, like, long overdue now. Yeah. 518 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,240 It's awkward, and I'd rather not talk about it. 519 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,480 To move on, this needs to get resolved 520 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,880 but she needs to come to me. 521 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,200 Yous do need to speak, 522 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,320 because I'd like you to be friends. 523 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,200 Nathan, I don't hold grudges. 524 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,600 That's all I wanted to make sure. 525 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,160 All right, kids? Oi-oi! 526 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,880 We've got the goods. 527 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,600 You're not fucking cooking, are you? Sorry mate. 528 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,440 You took ages. I don't wanna be fat anymore, 529 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,640 and that's gonna make me fat. 530 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,600 I'm getting close to Abbie. 531 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:20,960 Come on, Abbie. 532 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,400 But I'd closer to her if there wasn't an elephant in the room 533 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:25,880 between her and Chloe. 534 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,360 I love you and I want you to be in the girls' room 535 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,880 with us and get ready with us and stuff. I know. 536 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,480 Obviously, me and Chloe haven't spoke. Yeah. 537 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,040 Are you wanting to? Yeah, definitely. 538 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,160 Like, I didn't want to do it in the club. 539 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,400 No. Like, when the time's right. 540 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,040 I've had not really had the chance yet. 541 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,080 I want it to be a nice conversation. 542 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,880 I want me to kind of just explain myself a bit 543 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,720 and just say, "Look, I want us to be friends, 544 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,040 and have friendship again," which I think that we can do. 545 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,760 Do you know what I mean? 546 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,560 We want you in the girls' room. 547 00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,840 Once I have that chat, 548 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:03,320 I will be able to come into the girls' room and we can bond. 549 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,400 I might pull Chloe for a chat tonight 550 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,240 and try and clear the air, 551 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,000 cos I really want to get back in the girls' room. 552 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,640 I feel like me and Bethan are getting on, 553 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,440 me and you have bonded. Yeah. 554 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,400 I've always been close with Nat, 555 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,040 so I think now, get it back on track with Chloe, 556 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,440 be in the girls' room, and we can all be... 557 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,000 Little girl... A girl group. 558 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,400 Bitches. Mm-hm. 559 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,200 The old Chloe and the old Nathan. 560 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,080 The old Chloe, Nathan. Cheers! 561 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,000 Just neck it! Three, two, one, go. 562 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,400 How the fuck did you just do that? 563 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,760 I'm really good at swallowing a big load. 564 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,600 Christ! Yes. please. (burps) 565 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,680 You must be able to suck dick good. 566 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,960 Howay, this is making Sue uncomfortable. 567 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:55,600 (burps) Oh, God, I just burped! God, how did that come out? 568 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,400 Sue, do you want to see what I can do? Watch. 569 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,480 Oh, my God! (laughs) 570 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,280 Jesus Christ! 571 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,240 I don't know why I'm single. 572 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,440 (all) Geordie Shore, why-aye! 573 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:14,800 . 574 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,720 (Nathan) Yous, guess what's being blown in your mouth. 575 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,320 (laughter) 576 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,360 Ah, what the fuck? 577 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,600 (laughter) 578 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,840 Urgh! 579 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,080 Fucking dickhead! 580 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,800 Things with us are going good, 581 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,520 and the newbies are fitting in so well. 582 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,600 We just need to keep these good times rolling. 583 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,200 (laughter) 584 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,880 (coughing) 585 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,600 What was that? Jalapeno juice. 586 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,720 (laughter) 587 00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,400 I'm well up for tonight. 588 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,960 I'm gonna be like the Pied Piper of good times. 589 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,640 I'm gonna fly the fun flag, 590 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,360 and we'd better hope that no one gets in my way. 591 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,120 Let's get ready and get mortal. 592 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,160 Right, yous, has anyone seen the chain 593 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,600 that I had on last night? 594 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:27,440 One thing I've not missed is that everything goes missing. 595 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:28,880 Where is the condom? 596 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,440 I can't tell you. Maybe it's in my arsehole! 597 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,480 Listen, do you know what? Right. 598 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,360 Can I just talk? What's going on with James? 599 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,960 (laughs) 600 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,440 I can't stop giggling because I'm hoping that I'm gonna get 601 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,800 another one of James' amazing kisses. 602 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,080 Did you use tongues? Yeah. 603 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,920 Did you get a twinge in the minge? No, not yet. 604 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,440 But I did have butterflies though. 605 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,560 No, you didn't! That is a big step that! 606 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,240 because I didn't think he was gonna kiss me. Why? 607 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,440 You know what he's like. Why wouldn't he? 608 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,960 I didn't think he thought it was the right time. 609 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,320 There's no time like the present Amelia. 610 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,760 Nat's right. 611 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,480 I want to make sure tonight, Ant's attention is all on me. 612 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,800 Howay, then, guys, round fucking two tonight! 613 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,920 Whoa! Whoa! 614 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,800 I feel so fucking sexy. 615 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,840 Yeah, I'm probably gonna be George Forman 616 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,360 when he gets to the pub 617 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:40,360 Do you think he's gonna see psycho Chloe tonight then? 618 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,640 Oh, God, yeah, I'll show him psycho Chloe! 619 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,320 Poor Ant! He's got no idea. 620 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,960 Listen, girls. I'm excited for tonight. 621 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,160 I am. So let's just go and get fuckin' hammered! 622 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,120 Steady on, you saucy minx. 623 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,640 I don't think there's enough room for that but I'm game. 624 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,720 Last night, I was necking on with Nathan, 625 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,760 and now, I'm getting a lap dance! 626 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,440 Bring it on, big boy! 627 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,200 This night is off the hook, 628 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,280 and Nathan is having it big-time. 629 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,240 Perfect timing, check this out! Nae hands! 630 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,200 Ant has definitely turned my head.... 631 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,720 ...and Nathan is gonna kill me. 632 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:44,840 Story of my life - I kiss a girl and she wants to marry us. 633 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,880 Always the bridesmaid and never the bride. 634 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,560 (cheering) 635 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:21,200 Me and Chloe are on one tonight. 636 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,920 Cooey! Oh, Anthony! 637 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,480 I could get Kim Kardashian's number easier than attention. 638 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,040 Right, let's see if he notices these bad boys. 639 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,200 Something's telling me Chloe's into us, 640 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,840 but do you blame her? 641 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,320 What is Ant playing at? 642 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,640 He's giving everyone attention, bar me. 643 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,120 I really wanted to talk to Chloe tonight, 644 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,560 but she is far too mortal, 645 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,760 and it is easy for her to switch when she's this pissed. 646 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,080 Drunk girls are fun 647 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,360 but mortal girls are a fucking nightmare. 648 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,800 I'm off to the dance floor for a mingle, me. 649 00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:40,480 Chloe has let herself down. 650 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,800 I know that Nathan has genuinely got my best interests at heart 651 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,320 but he just doesn't need to be that harsh. 652 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,960 There are so many fit birds. This club is amazing. 653 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,360 I'm fucking buzzing with myself. 654 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,680 Little neck-on, mission accomplished. 655 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,160 I can see that Ant is pulling a girl, 656 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:57,320 and it is pissing us off. 657 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,800 I know Chloe's about to swill Ant, 658 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,480 and he's done nothing wrong. 659 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,120 Fuck me, it's all kicking off, 660 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,920 and if Nathan and Chloe are at each other's throats, 661 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,680 the family's in a bad place. 662 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,480 Eh? Is that all because of me? 663 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,000 Chloe obviously likes what she sees. 664 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,520 I need to separate these two 665 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,800 in case they do something they're gonna regret. 666 00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,440 We were having the best time 667 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,680 but these two fuckwits had to ruin it. 668 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:35,120 .