1 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,640 I'm totally crackers, me like. 2 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:10,600 I'm preened to perfection. 3 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:14,320 I might look rough and ready but I'm a massive softie. 4 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,720 The hardest graft I've done is doing my hair. 5 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:20,120 Sometimes bubbly, sometimes bitchy, I'm all over the place. 6 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,720 I'm that good looking, I'd neck on with myself. 7 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,720 I'm tanned, toned and ready to tash on. 8 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,040 I'm a lover, not a fighter. 9 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,760 I cannot wait to show my wild side. 10 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,040 (all) Geordie Shore, why aye! 11 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,640 Ooh! You're not Bethan. 12 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,560 Your breath stinks. 13 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,360 Well, I'm not gonna lie, 14 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:59,440 I've seen your arse more than anyone else in this house. Well, lucky you. 15 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:02,240 Are you naked? Aye, course I am. 16 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,280 I am a little bit annoyed at you. Why? 17 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,840 The whole night went tits up because of your argument with Chloe. 18 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,720 Nathan and Chloe were arguing about us last night, 19 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,800 and if I play my cards right, I could have a chance with her. 20 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,840 I don't really do this but, erm... 21 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:18,800 What was that? 22 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,760 Am I hearing things? I could have sworn that was Nathan, 23 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,440 trying to say that he's sorry. 24 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:26,960 Oh, my God! I'm gonna save it... Don't dwell on it, don't dwell on it. 25 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,520 Ssh, ssh, ssh. 26 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:33,360 Moment saved. Thank you very much. Really, really loved that. 27 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,160 Last night, I did take it too far, 28 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,400 but it's cos I don't want to see her hurt. 29 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:41,920 I am gonna have to sort it out soon, but it's just finding the right time. 30 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:47,680 I do feel like obviously Nathan kicking off ruined the night, 31 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:50,400 cos we were all actually just having a laugh. 32 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:54,360 Me and Nathan always argue because we both care about each other. 33 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,680 What Nathan said about me throwing myself 34 00:01:56,760 --> 00:02:00,120 at the first person who gives us attention has really hit home. 35 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,640 Should I even pursue anything with Ant? 36 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:05,960 Right, who's making me breakfast then? Natalie? 37 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,000 Your turn, hun. Absolutely not. 38 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,560 More. Some lasses want a big strapping lad, 39 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,560 and some want a little baby. 40 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:25,440 Me, I get the best of both worlds with Beau. 41 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:29,520 That is so refreshing that, isn't it? That is so refreshing. 42 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,160 Does my breath smell? 43 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,880 (exhales) No. 44 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,600 Hello, everyone. 45 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:53,240 Fuck me, Anna, the Nineties called and they want that twin set back. 46 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,880 I'm launching a new party hosting business. 47 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,840 Tonight, you're hosting my friend's birthday party 48 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,600 and I want you classy and sophisticated. 49 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,560 Is Anna all right in the head? 50 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:08,640 Us lot and sophisticated? I'm about as classy as a fucking steak bake! 51 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,960 There's quite a lot of work to get you looking your best, 52 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,600 so I suggest that yous start getting ready. 53 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:18,240 Anna telling us to get dressed up is a bit rich, 54 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,680 considering she looks like she's been shat on by a charity shop. 55 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,840 If we're partying with Anna's friends, 56 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:25,880 yous are not gonna be able to pull. 57 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,480 They're probably James' age anyway. (all) Ooh. 58 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,600 I'm only like two years older, but I've got a body of a man 59 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:36,240 and you've got one of a 13-year-old boy. (all screaming) 60 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:38,840 Winner! 61 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,320 I might be older, but that makes us wiser too. 62 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,720 Ant, you'll do well to remember that. 63 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,680 Looking classy and sophisticated takes a lot of time. 64 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,760 I'm killing two birds with one stone. 65 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,520 I'm having me toast and I'm washing me lady garden. 66 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,560 That is what you call multi-tasking. 67 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:57,920 Do you want some toast? Not really. 68 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:03,800 What I think really makes a good host 69 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,320 is keeping everyone's drink full at all times. 70 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,880 Sir, come here, let me get you fucking drunk. 71 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,880 You've got ten seconds to neck it. 72 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:14,840 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five... 73 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,160 What a legend. And again! 74 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,160 Have yous all got gowns? 75 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,800 You think I look like I wear a fucking gown? Yeah. 76 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,480 The only gown I wear is a fucking dressing gown. 77 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:29,280 The squad is so up for tonight, but me and Nathan still haven't talked. 78 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,640 The sooner we sort things out, the better. 79 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,560 Holy shit! These are way tighter than what I thought they'd be. 80 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,720 But damn, my ass looks good. 81 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,480 Oh! 82 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,080 Sexy girl! 83 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:53,640 Come on, guys, woo-hoo! Hello, fucking hell! 84 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,280 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 85 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,400 We're all off to a fancy event, 86 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:02,200 and Nat is dressed like she's about to do a fucking rodeo. 87 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,880 I'm not gonna leave work tonight because I am taking it easy. 88 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:10,240 I am not gonna be drinking as much as normal because tomorrow 89 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:13,720 I am spending the day with my mam cos it's her birthday. (all) Aww. 90 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,320 Right, girls, come on! 91 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:18,920 Come on, you lesbian. 92 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,160 I honestly haven't got a clue what Anna's got in store. Old people. 93 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,160 Partying with old people is a laugh. 94 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,800 They're senile, they say what the fuck they want 95 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:35,120 and when they take out their teeth, they give a great blow job. 96 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,960 I thought Anna said classy. 97 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,840 I was expecting a ballroom, not a boozer. 98 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,240 Anna! 99 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,440 (cheering) 100 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:52,120 Thank you very much for being here. We will be your hosts this evening. 101 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,680 We're gonna get pissed, have some drinks 102 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,760 and have a proper little shindig. 103 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:59,240 Shindig? Where the fuck is Ant from? 104 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,440 The 1920s? 105 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:04,120 (cheering) 106 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,680 I'm happy to join in because it's work, 107 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:11,760 but Nathan needs to apologise soon, or I'm gonna be pure pissed off. 108 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:13,200 All aboard! 109 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,600 Everyone get on James' chopper! 110 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:18,560 (laughter) 111 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,280 Oh! 112 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,440 That's really close. (cheering) 113 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:27,920 (chanting) 114 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,960 Come on, James, give the people what they want. 115 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,800 (chanting) Boo! 116 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:46,160 Right, I can see Chloe is on her own and this has gone on far too long. 117 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,440 We need to talk. 118 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,960 So, how are ya? Fine. How are you? 119 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,640 I'm good. How are you? I'm OK. 120 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:57,600 Obviously, I haven't fell out with you by the way. 121 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,400 Right, OK. Can we just kinda explain the situation, right, 122 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,320 cos I think, when me and you argue, 123 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:08,160 it goes from zero to a hundred so quick. Very quick. 124 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:11,240 We're very passionate, like passion fruit. 125 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:14,440 I just want Chloe to know that I'm looking out for her. 126 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,800 Yeah, I might do it the wrong way sometimes, 127 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:20,160 but I'm doing it because I love her and I don't her hurt again. 128 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,200 What do you actually want from the Ant situation then? 129 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,600 I don't know if it's friendship or I fancy him. 130 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:28,240 Don't get us wrong, I love the attention from Ant, 131 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:31,880 but I do not want to fall out with me friends. I just want to have fun. 132 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,120 My main concern from the whole thing was, 133 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:37,920 I hope you weren't throwing yourself on the floor to get his attention. 134 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,480 You are better than that. 135 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:43,280 No, it were... We were all so drunk, it was just a general joke. 136 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:46,960 With, erm, Ant like, I get on with him so good. 137 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:49,160 That's what... I just enjoy his company. 138 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:53,400 I don't want you getting confused and confuse friendship for something else 139 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,920 and then go down the same path. Yeah, no, that would never happen. 140 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,160 I would never get in a relationship in this house ever again. 141 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:03,200 They're fucking doomed. Well, I'll drink to that. 142 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:08,280 Nathan's always had me back and I cannot stay mad at him forever. 143 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:17,200 Let's fuck off before anyone sees us. We've still got work to do. 144 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:20,960 Right, we're gonna have a tit battle. 145 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,440 Before you start, what does the winner do? 146 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,760 The winner gets to be my best friend! 147 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,400 (cheering) 148 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,080 You'd better win. 149 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,600 The stakes are high. 150 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:35,400 You've got Beau, statuesque, built like a real man, 151 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,960 and Ant, built like a twelve-year-old girl. 152 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,960 He might win. I don't know. 153 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:41,160 One! 154 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:42,720 (cheering) 155 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,000 Yeah! 156 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:47,680 Big boy Beau's big bad breasts battered boys badly. 157 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,120 I do love Beau, 158 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,440 but I'm really struggling to understand him at the minute. 159 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,640 We got a flat and we moved in together. 160 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:02,160 We were the best we've ever been, 161 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:06,000 but since coming back I feel like none of that has ever happened. 162 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,560 I haven't paid attention to Beau and Bethan, 163 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:23,240 but now she's said it, Nathan and Beau have been hanging out a lot. 164 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:46,200 My mission tonight is to make Beau realise that Bethan wants a date 165 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:48,120 but, for now, back to work. 166 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:51,520 (all shouting) 167 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,400 (cheering) 168 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,920 Amelia loves her work. She's giving it her all. 169 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,920 I wonder why? 170 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,240 (cheering) 171 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,600 We might not be classy and sophisticated, 172 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:06,720 but we definitely brought the party. 173 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:10,440 It's time to celebrate and see what the rest of the night has to offer, 174 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,680 and get a cheeky neck on from James. 175 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:16,280 (all) # Meet me at the club Meet me at the club 176 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:20,080 # Meet me at the club Meet me at the club 177 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,880 # Meet me at the club # 178 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,800 (all) Geordie Shore, why aye! 179 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:28,000 . 180 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:38,560 Tonight has got one word written all over it. Messy. 181 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:00,400 Ant's telling me that he's well into Chloe 182 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:03,640 but I'm not sure he knows what he's getting himself into. 183 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:13,600 Bide me time? Chloe was jealous as fuck last night. 184 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,320 If I don't move quickly, I'll be wasting my time. 185 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:24,200 Amelia's sound as fuck and I'm enjoying living with her, 186 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:27,920 but I think what Ant's asking is, is if I want to get into her knickers. 187 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,240 Don't worry, there's plenty time for that. 188 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,520 What's James' problem? 189 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,280 Amelia's single, James is single, just crack on. 190 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:58,080 Things with Amelia and James never really got started. 191 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,520 They did have a neck on, but that was it. 192 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,680 If James is not gonna make the first move, 193 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:16,280 I might have to consider taking Abbie's advice 194 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,000 because I won't get anywhere. 195 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,720 After last night's argument with Nathan, 196 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,000 I feel like me and Ant are best off friends. 197 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,160 This is hard, but it's what I need to do. 198 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,760 Chloe's mouth's saying one thing but her eyes are doing another. 199 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,600 Is she teasing us or pieing us off? 200 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:29,080 I am wankered tonight. I sneaked in a couple of extra drinks at work 201 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,760 and now I feel like the life and soul of the party! 202 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:32,880 Bring it on! 203 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:07,840 Fucking hell, tonight has gone from classy to carnage real quick. 204 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,960 I promised Bethan that tonight I'd speak to Beau 205 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:21,560 and persuade him that him and her need some quality time together, 206 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,680 but I might have left it too late. 207 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:41,480 I can see Chloe chatting to Beau, but he just looks way too pissed. 208 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,760 Beau is fucking mortal. I think it's time to leave. 209 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,960 Right, howay, everyone! Come on, come on! 210 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:23,120 Geordie Shore, Geordie Shore! 211 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,880 This is the first night I've been fucking mortal. 212 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,720 Mate, I'm so confused, it's unreal. 213 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:35,360 I love my girls. You've all made me feel so welcome. 214 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,920 We all love you as well. I'm not even joking. 215 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,520 I've never felt so welcome in my life. 216 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:44,520 This is definitely the most twatted Amelia's been since she's got here. 217 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:45,640 Good girl. 218 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:04,360 Tonight has been fucking mint and it's not stopping here. 219 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:14,400 Beau is on one! I guess it's just me and my bullet again tonight. 220 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,320 Right! 221 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,400 These lot are being boring. I want some fucking carnage. 222 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,240 They can eat in the morning! 223 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,920 I'm going to fucking bed! 224 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,080 Don't want it to kick off. I don't need anyone. 225 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,880 Beau, man! What the fuck?! 226 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,680 Everyone, calm the fuck down! 227 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:35,520 I have seen Beau pissed, but tonight he's possessed. 228 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:42,360 I can't go two hours without seeing Beau's cock and balls. 229 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:45,240 Beau! Right, stop! Beau, stop! 230 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,120 You're taking the piss now. Beau! 231 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:55,000 There's only one thing to do when Beau is acting pure crackers, 232 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,480 escape to safety in the girls' boudoir. 233 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,720 Oi, oi, Chloe's changed her tune. 234 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,520 She's rolled back her covers and offered us her bed. 235 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,640 Don't mind if I do. 236 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,200 I don't see any harm in a cheeky spoon, 237 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,720 but there'll definitely be no forking. 238 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,800 I couldn't pass up a cheeky cuddle with James, 239 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,560 if he's in the girls' room, right next to me. 240 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,000 Seriously, what am I gonna do with Beau? 241 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:51,600 What are you doing? 242 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,880 Morning. 243 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,360 Hang on, can we address the fucking two elephants in the room? 244 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:23,720 Why the fuck are you in here and why the fuck are you in here? 245 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:28,920 Bethan, you know a lady never tells, but I did enjoy our spoon session. 246 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,920 Well, if anything, they done all the sex positions at work, didn't they? 247 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,480 So there was nowt left for them to do when they got into bed. 248 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:40,000 Believe us, Bethan, there was none of that business last night. 249 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:43,000 So, did anything... any hanky panky go down? Nah? Nah. 250 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,360 She tried to neck on with us. But I pied her. 251 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,320 Oh, fucking right! You pied her? 252 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,320 Don't flatter yourself, you skinny fucking toothpick. 253 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,480 (laughs) 254 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,160 If anything was gonna happen, 255 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,920 it would have happened last night, but nothing did. 256 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,240 There is a lot of attraction but not a lot of chemistry. 257 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:02,040 As far as I'm concerned, me and Ant are just friends. 258 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,840 I'm starving. Shall we go and make a bacon sarnie? 259 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:08,760 To be fair, Chloe pied us, but it only left us wanting more, 260 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,840 and I do not give up that easily. 261 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,920 Can I have a sarnie and a coffee? 262 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Just because we shared a bed, darling, 263 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,520 I'm not making you a fucking... barking. 264 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,000 Barking? (laughs) 265 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,360 I've weed the bed. 266 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,840 You know it's a good night when you wake up in a puddle. 267 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,920 Oh, my God! Why is that wet? 268 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,680 I've weed the bed. 269 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:37,240 Oh, well. What's a bit of bodily fluids between best mates? 270 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,640 This will bond us even more. 271 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,480 Ugh, God! 272 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:46,240 I don't feel comfortable with you doing that. 273 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,960 Oh, my God, you're like a dog. 274 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,240 I am getting sick of the boys' room. 275 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,200 Me and Chloe need to talk 276 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,760 because I'm not sure how much more I can take of this. 277 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:59,280 This is true romance. Oh, my God. 278 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,280 Lay in your piss and kissing, I love it. 279 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,800 Why is the table like that? 280 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,600 Fucking Beau! 281 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:19,080 I wanna do something nice for Bethan and spend a bit more time with her. 282 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:22,000 I was mortal last night, but I kind of remember Chloe 283 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,960 mention about me planning something nice for Bethan. 284 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,480 I think you should take out Bethan for the day, 285 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,720 then when she gets back... powey! 286 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,480 Let's hope he doesn't mess it up like the house. 287 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,560 Leave it to me and you do the surprise. 288 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,880 Perfect, I love that a lot. Right. Howay then. 289 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,800 Hello. Me and you are going out for the day. Are we? 290 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,080 I wanna take you out. 291 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:47,000 A day out? I am so happy to have Chloe as my best friend. 292 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,680 Where's my bacon, like? There's no fucking bacon left for me! 293 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,560 Are you fucking taking the piss?! 294 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:59,080 Thank Christ I'm taking my mam out for her birthday, 295 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:02,800 cos I can't be arsed to tidy this shit up after last night. 296 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,080 Bye, everyone. Bye! 297 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,800 I love you. I love you. 298 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:11,520 Did Beau just kiss Nathan goodbye? This is just getting too much now. 299 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:15,160 Me and Bethan are going out. I want all of this cleaned up, right? 300 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,840 I feel like Nathan and Beau's relationship, friendship... 301 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,720 Is it a relationship? 302 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,080 Get your fucking glad rags on and get ready. 303 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,640 That's all you need to worry about right now. 304 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,320 This house is a fucking shit-tip. I can't remember making any of this. 305 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:35,760 Is Beau having a laugh? He was grinding his cock all over the table. 306 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,280 Last night was mint, but I am hanging today. 307 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,680 I can still taste that Sambuca. 308 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,920 (sighs) 309 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,320 (groans) 310 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,880 Ooh. 311 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,680 Yeah, I could shag that. 312 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,360 Right, are you ready or what? 313 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,680 Wow! It's a sad state of affairs when the banister 314 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,520 is the only thing I've been sliding down recently. 315 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,000 Bye, everyone! Have fun. 316 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,000 Bye! Bye! 317 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,480 There's one place I know Bethan loves to go 318 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:30,400 when she needs some advice, some cheering up and some general LOLs. 319 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,200 She is gonna love it. 320 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,680 (all) Geordie Shore, why aye! 321 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:39,720 . 322 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,480 Chloe has sprung a surprise day out for us 323 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:51,160 and I'm so excited to see where we're going. 324 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,360 How do you feel about being here then? 325 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,720 Is Chloe off her nut? It's her ma's? 326 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,880 Well, I mean, this is more of a treat for you, isn't it? 327 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,120 Is it fuck! It is. 328 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,360 I didn't think about me once. (laughs) 329 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,840 Yeah, I've seen me house, me dog and me mam. 330 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,240 We're all gonna have fun at the end of the day. 331 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,320 Howay then. Mam, how's Ivy been? Has she been naughty? 332 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,640 She's, erm, been really good, 333 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,720 but let's go and feed the swans, the ducks, the moorhens. 334 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:22,040 It's so good getting out the house with me main bitches. 335 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,200 So, how's things in the house? 336 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,320 So there's a new lad called Ant, right? 337 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,920 I just think we get on really well as friends. 338 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,440 All good having a friend, enjoy yourself, 339 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,880 but I think you need to look after yourself. 340 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:38,800 I know exactly what Chloe means when she calls a lad "a friend". 341 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,680 She's been doing it since she was a teenager. It's sweet really. 342 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,120 Romeo. (whistles) See how he knows his name? 343 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:49,400 A spa day, wine tasting, afternoon tea? 344 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:53,120 No. I'm with the Ferrys, feeding the local ducks. 345 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,640 How's you and Beau? Oh, we're like... 346 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,720 This time around, he's constantly with Nathan. 347 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,320 What you gonna do about that, cos Nathan's very good looking? 348 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,040 Are you sure Beau's not gay? 349 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,920 Fuck me, Liz! What a way to settle me nerves. 350 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,760 Well, Liz, I bloody well hope not. 351 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,240 I know what we need to do. Does he get hard when he's around Nathan? 352 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,720 I don't feel his willy when he's around Nathan. 353 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:19,200 Maybe you should start. They might as well be in a relationship. 354 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,200 They're always with each other. 355 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:24,480 Like, today, Nathan left the house and Beau give him a kiss. 356 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,640 If this goes tits up, Bethan can come and move in with me 357 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,560 and she can come and feed the ducks. 358 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,480 Do you want to see Steven? 359 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,920 Who the fuck's Steven? The moorhen. 360 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,560 Oh, God! 361 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:41,880 Oh, God! 362 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,320 There's something funny going on. 363 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,160 Beau tidying up the garden? What's going on here? 364 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,560 He breaks something walking to the toilet. 365 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:53,920 (knock on door) 366 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,880 Who's that? Oh, that's for me. That's for me. 367 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,960 Bethan is the love of me life, 368 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,440 so I wanna show her how much she actually means to us. 369 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,680 I just hope that she likes the surprise. 370 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,320 Oh, that's exactly what I want. Come here, man. 371 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,640 What's going on here? 372 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:12,840 What the fuck's he playing at? Beau is about as romantic as a wet sock. 373 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:16,040 I thought I'd pay a little bit more attention to Bethan 374 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:19,520 and pull all the stops out. So I'm putting in a bit of effort, 375 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,800 showing her that I really do love her. 376 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,840 I bet you any money Bethan gets upset. She'll cry. 377 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,240 If she doesn't cry, this'll be going back. 378 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,400 Keep out of the fucking garden. Thank you very much, guys. 379 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,760 Oh, Beau, that's amazing that, love. 380 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,520 That's fucking cute, that. 381 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,760 Shit! 382 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,280 Argh! Oh, that's fucking massive. 383 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,760 Oh! How's it that big? 384 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,960 Has any pus come out? A little bit, but there's still loads. 385 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,160 Hi! Hello. Ola! 386 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,960 Finally the girls are all back, 387 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,600 and it means we all get to see Beau's big surprise, 388 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,920 and hopefully, this time, it's not just his cock. 389 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,120 Where's Beau? 390 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:14,200 He's out the back. I think you should go and find him. 391 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,800 Yeah... Don't. 392 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,480 What's going on? I'm ill. 393 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,560 Everyone is acting pure weird. What the fuck is going on? 394 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,440 (gasps) Oh, my God! 395 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:35,240 Are my eyes deceiving me, or is Beau doing something romantic? 396 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,360 No, don't, I'm gonna cry! 397 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,480 Aww. Aww! 398 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,280 Why the hell am I crying? 399 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,400 I knew about the bastard surprise. 400 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,880 Oh! (crying) 401 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,640 Aww! (laughing) 402 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,040 Aww! 403 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,120 Aw! 404 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,560 (crying) 405 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,280 (both laughing) 406 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:06,720 I'm not always the most romantic but when I am, I go all out. 407 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,880 I love you. I love you. 408 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,160 And don't ever think that I'm not paying attention to you 409 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,240 because I'm always paying attention to you. You don't, but now you are. 410 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,320 This is all I've ever wanted. 411 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:22,560 Beau lying naked on the bed, with rose petals spread around the room, 412 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,800 a couple of butt plugs here and there. 413 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,120 Right, go and get a bikini on... Bikini? 414 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,960 Let's get this party started! 415 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,800 Oh, my God! What the fuck?! 416 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,920 Chloe, I need a bikini. I haven't got a bikini. 417 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,640 Is that a fucking door? I've got the fucking best lad. Woo! 418 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,280 Bethan is definitely gonna get the D today like, 419 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:46,600 and we need to make her look as sexy as we can. 420 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,520 I've got the bestest friend and the bestest boyfriend 421 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,400 anyone could ever ask for. Look how sexy that is. Sexy? 422 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,160 Chloe, you fucking shat in it! Ah, it's period. 423 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,520 (both laughing) 424 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,520 Chloe does know that I'm trying to be sexy dirty, right? 425 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:03,960 Look at you! 426 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,120 Beau's naked again! 427 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:21,360 Beau does not make it easy sometimes, but them two are a lovely couple. 428 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:24,160 Fucking hell! Hurry up! 429 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,600 Hurry up and pop the cork! Pop the cork! Come on! 430 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,400 (cheering) 431 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,440 It's great spending some quality time, just me and Bethan. 432 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,800 I'm glad that this plan worked out so well. 433 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:47,840 (laughs) 434 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,840 This is exactly what I wanted. 435 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:54,560 It reminds us of when we were both at home, just the two of us. 436 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,600 So in love and so happy. 437 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,360 I just don't want it to end. 438 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,040 Do you know what? I knew about that, you know, yous. 439 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,440 Is that what you and Beau were talking about? 440 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,560 That's why I took Bethan out today. Ah! 441 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,240 Guys, I've come up with a bit of an idea. 442 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,760 We always end up in a club, so I want to change things up a little bit 443 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,880 and try something new with the family. 444 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,200 I just think we should have a family night, 445 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,560 have some proper quality time together. 446 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,600 So I think we should go to the Forest Fright Night. 447 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,520 'Fright Night? What's that then?' 448 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,280 Is it when the lasses forget to put their makeup on? 449 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,480 So, shall we all got and get ready? Come on then! (cheering) 450 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,160 It's a good idea, that. 451 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,200 Fright Night, Fright Night, Fright Night. 452 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,960 You are a fright alone, come on. 453 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,240 I love horror films, I love Halloween 454 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,120 and I love being frightened. 455 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,200 I have a feeling tonight is gonna be amazing. 456 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,160 There he is, Mr Lover Lover. 457 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,360 Fucking right, I came really well there. 458 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:04,160 Did ya? Oh, you came well? Cos obviously, the romantic scene... 459 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,600 Yeah, you got really into it. Yeah, it sets the mood, doesn't it? 460 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,160 The anticipation of her coming back, I was really fucking horny. 461 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,280 I'm horny, now you're talking about it. Fucking hell! 462 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,720 Who said romance is dead? These boys are gross. 463 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,520 Hopefully a good night tonight. 464 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,040 You had a lot of fun last night, Ant, didn't ya? 465 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:25,080 All I'm wanting at the minute is just a little bit of fun. 466 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,160 So... Which is ideal then, isn't it? 467 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,400 If we both kind of crack on with each other, then great. 468 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,120 I think I'd rather bang your mam than you. 469 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,280 Hello! These are for you. 470 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,800 I know Beau done the romance but Chloe made it possible, 471 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,440 so she gets some loving, too. 472 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:45,000 So I've decided you could have them. Aww! That's lush. 473 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,680 This is sick shit. 474 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,760 Tell us what happened. I've had the best day. I can't wait for tonight. 475 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,560 I am so fucking ready. So, we're gonna mix it up. 476 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,120 We're gonna go to a Forest Fright Night. 477 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,680 You are joking? No. What you saying? 478 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,840 Oh, my God! I can't wait! 479 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,800 Come on, then. Howay then, guys! 480 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:16,040 Howay then! Yous ready to get a fright?! 481 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,440 I am so excited for tonight, 482 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,720 but I feel like it's us that's gonna be doing the scaring. 483 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,280 I've got a fucking fanny pad on me foot! 484 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,160 For fuck's sake! 485 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,360 Go on then, Chloe. Disgusting fanny pad! 486 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,040 Go on, Chloe. Hurry up. It's fucking stuck on us! 487 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,240 Hurry up, man! 488 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,880 I love shit like this. Do you? 489 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,160 I will be scared. 490 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,560 (spooky music) 491 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,760 I've heard this is terrifying. 492 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,200 We're basically walking into a horror film. 493 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,160 Right, here, what's this then? 494 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,200 (cackling) 495 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,800 Oh, man! Beau! What the fuck is...? 496 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,400 (screaming) 497 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:12,320 (screaming) 498 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,480 Where the hell is James when I bloody need him? 499 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,120 (screaming) 500 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,280 Oh, give over man! 501 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,160 (screaming) 502 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,840 Fuck off, all of yous! 503 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:35,200 (screaming) 504 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:39,120 I've made some noises in a caravan before, but never like this. 505 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,680 Get out! Ah, it's touching me leg! 506 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,080 What the fuck?! 507 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,280 (screaming) Oh, God! 508 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,600 (screaming) 509 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,200 Oh, my God! Oh, fuck! Oh, my God! 510 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,360 This is fucking frightening now everyone's been split up. 511 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,000 Fuck off! (screams) 512 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,120 Fuck me, mate, you're a bit fucking close! 513 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:05,640 Out of all of the people to get trapped with, it's fucking Chloe. 514 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,240 Oh, my God! 515 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,480 I am not sure I'm ready for this, like. 516 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,800 (all) Geordie Shore, why aye! 517 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:25,040 . 518 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,960 Great, just my luck. 519 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:41,240 I'm stuck in a field with killer clowns and Chloe that hates us. 520 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,040 I'm not sure what's worse. 521 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,840 I've been wanting to find the right time to talk to ya. 522 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,240 It's just hit us, 523 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,240 me and Abbie haven't been alone since me and Sam split. 524 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,480 I guess we're gonna have to sort things out right now. 525 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,040 I really do apologise for what happened. 526 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,920 Like, I never, ever wanted to do it in a malicious way. 527 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,840 And it did happen, like, completely the wrong way. 528 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,640 Damn right, it was shit. Yes, I kissed a lad in Ibiza, 529 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,840 but Abbie didn't need to tell everyone. 530 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,560 The reason I was so hurt is because obviously, like, 531 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,600 we were in Ibiza together and you saw how upset I was. 532 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:18,280 Stuff that you tell your friends, you expect them to keep it a secret. 533 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,440 The reason that I didn't keep it a secret 534 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,920 is because any lasting relationship shouldn't be built on lies. 535 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,320 I just didn't want to see my friend get hurt. 536 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,600 Everything that happened was from a good place. Yeah. 537 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,880 Because, like, I've always wanted the best for you. 538 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,080 Chloe and Abbie are actually talking? 539 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,360 Howay, surely this is too good to be true. 540 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,200 I do appreciate you coming to see me. 541 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,720 Like, it's gone, I've moved on and he's in the past now. 542 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,360 I think, like, with you being in a better place, 543 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,320 it's made it easier for us to kind of come together 544 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:54,960 and speak about things. 545 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,000 I do appreciate Abbie apologising, 546 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,680 but I need to learn how to trust her again. 547 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,000 Me and you used to be really close. 548 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,640 It's gonna take us time to be build trust up. 549 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,360 The thing is, like, we might not ever be best friends. 550 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,280 Like, who knows? But I just think, as long as I know 551 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,120 that we can both move on from it, 552 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,560 then I think that's all we can do really, isn't it, is just try? 553 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:23,600 I know that it's gonna take a lot of time for Chloe to trust us again, 554 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,560 but this is a good start. 555 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,360 It feels so good to have cleared the air with Abbie, 556 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,280 and the house will be buzzing too. 557 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,160 Hi, guys. There yous fucking are. 558 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:40,640 Yous, I've got something to tell you. Me and Abbie have made up. 559 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:43,160 Does this mean Abbie's back in the woman cave? 560 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,400 (cheering) 561 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,400 Thank fuck for that. 562 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,240 Finally, we get Abbie back in the girls' room. 563 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,080 Go, go, go, go, go. 564 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,960 Hey, get in the girls' car! 565 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:03,360 That was absolutely class. I loved every minute of that, mind. 566 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,640 I didn't think I was gonna be scared but I fucking shit myself. 567 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,800 Finally, I'm back in with the girls. 568 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,920 This is time for a celebration. 569 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,320 It's the first time since I've arrived 570 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,200 that there's unity amongst the girls and it's great. 571 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,320 I was having an incredible time anyway 572 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,800 and this has just made it even better. 573 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,720 (cork pops, cheering) 574 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,080 This is the perfect way to end the night, 575 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,120 in the hot tub, with all the lasses. 576 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,760 After what me and Chloe have been through, 577 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,240 who would have thought it would end like this? 578 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,240 We've got the perfect opportunity, while the girls are out, 579 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:00,560 to fucking prank them. 580 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:04,480 There's way too much girl power going on for us lads to ignore. 581 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,760 I think we should give them one more little scare before bed. 582 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,880 Just put them underneath, put them underneath. 583 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,160 Prank sorted. 584 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,040 One, go! 585 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,360 (shouting, screaming) 586 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,800 For fuck's sake, man! Trust the lads to wanna ruin our night. 587 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,680 (indistinct chatter) 588 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,720 Tonight has been unreal. 589 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,320 Although I do love the boys, 590 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:42,560 I cannot wait to try out my new bed in the woman cave. 591 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,640 Ah! (groans) 592 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,760 There goes my bastard coccyx. 593 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,440 Oh! 594 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,840 What's happened here? 595 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:56,760 It's me first night back in the girls' room and the bed is fucked! 596 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,400 The little cunts. 597 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,840 Nay one, I mean nay one, messes with the woman cave. 598 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,840 Now them bell-ends are gonna get it. 599 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:14,560 Who was it? Who was it? I don't know. Who was it? 600 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,280 Who cares who it was? Let's just trash the place! 601 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:27,720 Time to see whether the girls have fell through the beds yet. Classic! 602 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,480 (girls laughing) 603 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:40,280 Lads, what the fuck are you standing round for? 604 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,320 Two can play at this game, let's get the girls back. 605 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:44,640 (shouting) 606 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,160 This is getting out of hand now, like. 607 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,120 Ching-ching, motherfuckers! 608 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,680 (screaming, laughter) 609 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,200 What the hell is happening? 610 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,240 No! Beau! Oh! 611 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,440 (laughter, shouting) 612 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,320 Time to get saucy, you bunch of twats! 613 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,000 Ah! 614 00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,600 Don't worry about me, Abbie. 615 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,320 It's only the second time I've stacked it tonight. 616 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,120 (shouting, laughter) 617 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,720 (laughter) 618 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:45,080 Oh, my God! These guys are on another level tonight. 619 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,640 (shouting) 620 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:54,120 Me and Beau have had such a good day, all day today. 621 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,520 It's funny how Nathan's not here, isn't it? 622 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,640 (laughter) 623 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:00,080 Exciting! 624 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,280 There's been some ups and downs since we've been back, 625 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,840 but tonight has literally been amazing. 626 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:14,280 Everyone is enjoying themselves and we are such a tight squad. 627 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:15,760 Long may it continue. 628 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,800 Night, Chloe. Goodnight, Abbie. 629 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:00,120 .