Here we go again!
I'm totally crackers, me, like.
I'm preened to perfection.
I might look rough and ready, but I'm a massive softie.
The hardest graft I've done is doing my hair.
Sometimes bubbly, sometimes bitchy. I'm all over the place.
I'm that good looking, I'd even neck on with meself.
I'm tanned, toned and ready to tash on.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
I cannot wait to show my wild side.
I'm a bit of a rascal but that's why everyone loves me.
(all) Geordie Shore, why-aye!
I'm not gonna lie, that was my first Geordie house party
and it were absolutely went above and beyond my expectations.
Amelia, you pulled! Luke, he was called.
I might have been knocked back by James,
but last night I managed to neck on with a lad.
I'm absolutely buzzing.
He was so fit. Not being funny, but who the fuck is James?
Anybody else in the room got anything to share?
I did, yeah. I did neck on. (all cheer)
It was... magical.
I'm enjoying being a single girl. I keep things nice and laidback.
The flirting with Ant was cool,
but necking on with Louis was something else.
I'm happy being on me own being single.
But Louis, I don't know, he makes me feel special.
He makes us feel confident.
His confidence is building off on me.
It's building us up.
How are you lads feeling today?
I've woken up with a terrible hangover
and the memory of me and Bethan having quite a heavy chat.
It's definitely left me on edge.
Louis and Chloe never left each other.
They were all over each other. It was intense.
Me and Chloe came into this house together
I've seen her get hurt by lads over the years.
It's great she's getting attention and having so much fun,
but I hope it doesn't spiral out of control.
As bad as it is and like, you have been hurt in the process,
she's just like, she's enjoying all of this.
Yeah. She's never had two boys like her.
She's never had like, any of this going on.
Nah, that's fair enough. Fuck it.
Where does that leave you and Louis?
To be honest with you, I don't even want to speak to him.
I cannot be arsed.
No-one likes to be mugged off but in this house,
you've got to dust yourself off and get over it.
Ant is just learning that the hard way.
Morning.
Last night we had a banging house party and I necked on with Chloe.
Fair to say I'm loving life now. Don't mess her about.
If I'd mess her about, I'd put it on her a lot thicker.
So I'm hoping we're on the same page.
There's nae way I'm sitting round here
to listen to his post-match report.
I can't bear to look downstairs cos there's cake everywhere.
Oh, I'd love some cake now.
Oh, my God!
The fucking smell of this house is disgusting.
Right, well, youse... this ain't gonna clean itself.
And we all collectively did this so we should just get it sorted.
(Chloe) Go on then. Oh, my God.
(all scream) (Beau) Lick my toe.
(gagging, retching)
Last night I really needed to speak to Beau
but instead he cut us off and said we'd speak today.
Now he's acting the fool
and looks like he's too busy for mine and his relationship.
(gagging, retching)
(retches)
(gagging, retching)
Oh, God. I'm sick of cleaning.
I am. I'm not about the cleaning life.
What a class night though.
Do you know what? Anna hasn't rang. (gasps)
No work! No work! No work!
Shall we go figure skating? I fucking love ice skating.
I'm not gonna say no to ice skating.
And it's an opportunity to show off in front of Louis.
Youse, we've got an announcement! (all) What?!
I think we should go ice skating. (cheering)
I'm so excited!
I'm not coming to the fucking ice skating.
I need a time out. Beau doesn't want to come.
That's not like him. He loves a day out.
Want to watch us sneeze?
(sneezes) I don't know what to wear.
I don't go ice skating. It's my favourite thing.
What? Are you game enough to wear this?
You know what it smells of? Winners. Pussy.
This is right laugh. Who knew I'd be getting in Chloe's pants this quick?
(laughs) You can see your willy through it.
It's so good Louis is up for a laugh.
And also I get a sneak peak of them skinny legs.
Do you know what? You actually get away with it.
What are you looking at? Let's go skating!
Sorry, I was showing off. Howay, lads! Get your skates on!
Who's excited? Where's Beau?
Not coming. Why?
Doesn't want to. If Beau's not coming today,
I really hope he's having a think about what we talked about.
I came in here to have a good time and that is exactly what I'm doing,
but I'm starting to feel like Bethan isn't enjoying herself.
And that, for me, is upsetting.
So I think I'm gonna take her out later
so we can talk and hopefully get to the bottom of what's upsetting her.
(sighs) Fuck this.
Every time Chloe fancies a new lad, she somehow manages
to engineer a situation where she takes him ice skating.
I would say get some new tricks, but it seems to work.
(whoops) Back in my home town.
(all exclaim) Looks cook, that.
Eh, you, you know what? I've got a bit of this.
(laughter)
It looks like Louis will do anything to impress Chloe.
What a bell-end. Oh, fuck off!
This seemed like a really good idea back at the house
but now I'm actually stepping on the ice,
I'm shitting myself. (squeals)
Can we just go to the gym or something I'm good at?
Lou. Hello.
I've got me sexy dress on, I'm doing triple axels,
I'm spinning around, let's see if Louis feels my moves.
You got it perfect to my eyes as well, that was quite good.
Seeing her do her stuff on the ice, she is fit.
Shall I do a spin?
So I've got to put my weight on that one and do what with that?
Push it.
Oh, my God! You just punched us in the fucking boob!
Listen, if you're gonna come that close to a beginner
and ask him to spin on ice, what are you gonna expect?
Get me off here quick.
Howay. This kid Louis is rubbing my face in this Chloe situation.
I'm gonna have to have a word.
Come here, lad. All right, lad?
Think we need to have a bit of a chat.
I think we do, to be fair, like. I'm shit on this ice.
Talk to me.
Erm, so I think obviously, I'm gonna say my piece.
This morning in the lads' room, I did detect an atmosphere.
We were in the bedroom having a bit of craic and a chat
asking what's happening in the house,
I was telling you me and Chloe have cracked on.
I remember you saying something like, one o' end o' sentences,
"If you want to crack on, crack on." Do you know what that was?
That's me, right, I don't care what you say,
any lad will do this, if you feel like you're about to be mugged off,
you'll be like, "Just crack on," when I didn't feel like that.
I get that, but if you're telling me to crack on and I do,
then you get arsey, what am I meant to do?
I couldn't be arsed with it, mate. I cannot be arsed with drama.
Summut tells me I'm gonna have to watch my back.
Listen, I'm gonna have to leave it cos agree to disagree.
Let's skate.
That's my version of you dancing on the ice.
I can do that, watch.
What the fuck is that? It's what I call the chicken dance.
Chloe's happiness is important to me but these two boys
could end up falling out because of it.
She needs to be honest and consider everyone's feelings
before it goes west.
Ant still thinks he's competing for you.
I spoke to him last night and he's such a nice person.
But you're more friends. Yeah.
So when I woke up and he was in me bed, this is not right.
With Louis, like... Obviously, I can see it.
Yeah, it's different.
I have never been in this situation with lads.
But it's so good to hear Nathan's advice.
I do need to chat to Ant later and make sure he knows the score.
(buzzer sounds) Go on now, howay then. Let's gan.
Well, that was amazing.
Get your fat ass in there! (laughs)
Despite being flat on me arse most of the day,
I've actually had an amazing time.
Now all I want to do is see where Beau's head's at.
Hello. All right?
Yeah, are you?
Not going skating today has given me a bit of perspective.
So I wanna take Bethan out and hopefully sort this mess out.
I was thinking, shall we go for a drink then?
Yeah, we'll get ready and we'll go out.
I've got things I need to get off my chest and I know you have.
Shit. This might be a bit more serious than I thought.
Sound. We'll go and talk then.
(all) Geordie Shore, why-aye!
.
I've taken Bethan out the house so me and her can have a proper chat
but she's not talking, I'll have to get the ball rolling.
So you think I'm... neglecting ya.
I want you to want to spend time with me
and at the minute, you don't
because I'm just a big ball of negative energy.
I just think right now I've been focussing so much on you
and what you're doing and the fact you're with Nathan
and having a good time.
You think you're in here having a lads holiday,
having banter with everyone except me.
I'm in this house with the love of me life and eight of me best pals.
I spent every second of me fucking day of me life with ya outside.
Inside this house, I don't need to spend every minute with ya.
But we're not sound though.
Is Beau fucking delusional? I am not having a good time.
I'm trying to spend time with the boys and with you
and I'm not like this outside with you.
Not that I know. Cos it's only me and you!
If there's loads of people, it's gonna be different.
Doesn't mean our relationship's different.
I feel the same way. I'm in fucking love with ya.
Bethan should not feel like this. I love the girl to bits.
I can't say it any more often than I already do.
I feel so disappointed that I've let myself get to this mentality.
I feel like how I take it forward is I'll focus on myself.
But it's not just you focussing on you and me focussing on me.
Start worrying about yourself instead of our relationship.
I need to worry about me and we need to worry about each other.
It's a big circle of love.
It's true. I have fixated on being Beau's girlfriend
but I am my own person.
Why don't we come to a compromise?
So... the day time is for our friends
and the night time... Let's go get naked.
If you want. (both laugh)
I am so glad that I've had this chat with Beau.
It feels like we've got a plan now.
I'm there for ya as much as you need me.
I love you.
Give us a kiss then. Come here and give us a kiss.
No, come to me! (laughs)
We'll sort it out. We will.
Fuck this, neck you're drink. I'm not necking it. I'll be sick.
(coughs)
I hope they've aired everything out, they don't drag this out
but obviously alcohol, going out, time will only tell.
Come on then, what's the craic? I opened up.
I told him the situation. We're gonna work on it.
I'm gonna work on myself as a person
rather than just in a relationship.
That's a clapping moment. (all applaud)
I'm so glad Bethan and Beau sorted out whatever has bugged them
because they're a great couple.
OK, then, so now youse are sound,
can we all go and get fucking ready for a night out?
I want to have a mint night and make sure Bethan has a mint night too.
Come on then, girls!
(all cheer)
(shouts)
If Louis thinks my moves were good on the ice,
wait till he sees me on the dancefloor.
Tonight we haven't been there yet, it's a place we all call home,
it's a place we know and love, it's a place we have the most fun,
and it's a place called Bijoux! (all cheer)
Now, let's fucking go! Go, go, go!
(they sing)
Jesus, I'm getting proper pissed on here.
I need to get in Bijoux fast so I can get pissed instead.
(all cheer)
The house party last night has reminded me
of how much has changed in my life.
I'm single now and I'm not sure I'm loving it.
When I'm out with this bunch of radgies and there's booze
so I might as well get mortal.
I am loving the vibe of this night. And loving necking on with Chloe.
Louis and Chloe are literally necking on in my face.
This is pure muggy.
I can see where this is going.
Bloody hell! It's my lad from the house party.
Newcastle's a small town, isn't it?
The deal that me and Bethan made earlier is working out perfect.
Because as well as having fun with the lads,
I'm giving her the attention she needs.
Which means double the fun. And also, double the drinks.
This is exactly what I'm talking about.
Beau spending time with his pals but he's showing me loads of love.
I think I have finally got through to him.
I'm on fire!
I've lived in this house long enough to know
that if two lads fall out over a girl,
it's gonna be handbags at dawn.
More shots? Nathan, are you trying to get me drunk?
I feel so much chemistry with Louis, it's so exciting.
Ant is a good looking lad but me and him are better off as friends.
I feel like Ant is constantly buzzing around Chloe.
What is his problem? She's not into you, mate.
At the end of the day, it is an awkward situation.
But we're all single and I feel I haven't mugged anyone off.
Whatever Chloe's saying, both of them have mugged me off.
Well, they're not the only ones that can play that game.
Well, that did not go to plan.
Louis is well pissed off.
Let's get home and pray that nowt kicks off.
Ant's behaviour at the club has pissed me off.
I need some time on me own before I say something I'll regret.
Beau can have his cheesy chips cos when I get him in that shag pad,
he's gonna need all the energy he can get.
Ant has ran upstairs, I didn't mean to mug him off.
But now that I have, I do feel bad.
I'm really sorry. Do you know why you're upset?
Cos you know you've hurt me feelings and you're not a bad person.
You're not a bad person. You fucking...
You understand that you've pissed us off, I get that.
You feel bad for doing it. That's cool.
It's not my fault you don't like us.
Ant's trying to cock-block me by hanging around like a bad smell
but I don't know why I'm getting so worked up,
it's me she's been getting with. (cries) I'm so sorry.
Don't do that, man. Honestly, it's all right.
Give us a hug. What's happening?
Chatting to your lass. What is Ant playing at?
Is he taking the piss?
Trust us, you need to go. Mate, I'm not being funny, Ant...
You're right, you're not. Listen.
I am not being funny... I'm gonna take myself away.
Is that what you're gonna do? Yeah, you take yourself away then.
It's called being... You made a fool of yourself.
I'm sorry. Fuck sake, Louis.
I've tried to make things right and you getting arsey doesn't help.
Louis hates the fact I was hugging his lass.
But maybe he's to be jealous.
If you are entertaining that boy, in the morning, I am off.
I do like Louis but him acting all possessive I do not like.
I've been through that
and no-one can tell me who I can and can't speak to.
So tell me, are you entertaining him? Yes or no?
Yeah. I really like Chloe, I do.
But I am not gonna be played by her.
Tonight was so much fun and Beau seems to have taken on board
everything we spoke about.
Wait. Is he taking the piss in the shower?
Why can we not just have one night
where he acts like a normal boyfriend?
Earlier today, me and Beau came to a compromise
that the day time was for our friends
and the night time was for me and him in that shag pad.
But again, he's got too pissed to even do that.
I... am fucking done.
Louis knows I want to crack on but he needs to realise,
we live in the same house as Ant and I can't avoid him.
Why is that so hard to understand?
I'll tell you something now, right?
You either tell me like I've already told ya,
you tell me why you've said you're entertaining him or you fuck off.
So tell me.
Because I feel bad for him. No.
Fucking hell, gotta give it to Ant. He has proper messed her head up.
But I am not about this shit. What do you want me to say?
Do you want me to say, "Jump in bed"?
It's not happening.
Right.
I am sick of Louis' controlling behaviour,
it's so unacceptable. Two can play that game.
Listen, what's gonna happen now, darling?
(laughs)
Eh? Chloe's getting into me bed? I fucking knew it.
(Nathan) Are you taking the fucking piss?
Ant, find your balls and tell her to get out your bed.
Oh, I'm not fucking going through this, man.
Fuck that fucking noise.
Is Chloe having a laugh?
After everything we spoke about, I can't be arsed with this bullshit.
(Chloe moans)
(all) Geordie Shore, why-aye!
.
Last night was totally fucked-up. I don't know why I did it.
I hope I haven't ruined things with Louis cos I like him.
Yesterday, me and Bethan sorted out all of our shit.
Well, that's until I got way too drunk.
Think she's just sick of me bullshit.
It's understandable, innit?
(laughs) It's not funny, Beau.
It is funny. This is all funny.
Not gonna lie.
I had a great day yesterday, me and Beau had a positive chat
about how to move forward.
And then the night time was fantastic again
until we got home and he fucked it all up.
He just thinks he's the joker every time.
All he wants to do is make a tit of himself.
To make everyone laugh. That's all it is.
But at the end of the day, I can't be arsed.
For the sake of both of youse, you need to do your own thing
because youse are just clashing.
I think Amelia is right, they need to spend time away from each other
and she should spend some time with us.
Whatever he said to me last night, I cannot remember
because I was too fucking annoyed.
Last night was a bit of a weird one.
Chloe ends up getting in me bed and we had a bit of a neck on.
Probably wasn't the best decision, but very satisfying.
Morning. What's your quilts down here for?
Right, well, (indistinct). I'm gonna have a bit of a vent.
I'm gonna be honest, cos I am furious.
Where you and Ant are now, I get you're pissed off,
but you and him need to talk
cos Chloe's playing you against each other.
She wants you to fight over her.
Last night Chloe got in Ant's bed
and I only think it's right that I tell Louis.
Because she is mugging them off.
I put a stop to that last night. It's not.
She came into shag pad. And got into bed with him.
What the actual fuck?! Chloe got into bed with Ant?!
Is this bird for real?!
Morning.
I'm not gonna lie, after what happened last night,
I am a little bit worried, things will be awkward.
To be honest, I don't want that.
Mate, I am over it.
Like, it's weird, right? Cos...
You're gonna have to tell me something good here
cos I don't see how you're over it. When Chloe left the shag pad,
she came up and jumped in my bed. Told me.
So fucking annoyed at myself. I should have kicked her out.
To be fair, I was in bed next to Chloe and Ant last night.
From what I can remember, Ant didn't seem too unhappy.
I was weak. Gotta give it to Ant.
Necks on with Chloe last night
and somehow makes himself out to be the victim.
That's quite a talent. Your anger should not be at him.
It's not him, it's Chloe.
So on that note, today with her, on that note today,
I don't want you two arguing.
I'm taking you both of you out, we'll go to the gym,
youse are gonna go on the pads, take your frustration out,
rather than each other.
So what exactly happened last night?
But I've never been in a position where two boys want us.
Last night as totally fucked-up.
I don't know why I did it. I've got no excuses.
Does Louis know? No! He doesn't know!
Oh, fucking hell. It's best if I keep my distance.
I don't know, but I'm really enjoying this.
It's not funny! I look like a fucking fool!
My God, I am so embarrassed about what I did last night.
I need an excuse to get out of this house.
Why have you got that smile? I'm gonna go out today
and set something up for wor as a surprise for later on.
Yeah, I am definitely doing the surprise for the girls,
not cos I'm trying to avoid Nathan, Louis and Ant.
(all) What?!
I can't wait all day. I'm not gonna tell youse.
Give us a clue. Everyone's buzzing about this surprise,
but the only surprise I'm dealing with is how bad I feel.
I know I drank a lot but this feels way worse than a hangover.
Smells nice. See you later.
I don't know if Louis knows what I did,
but judging by the awful atmosphere in here,
I feel like he does.
Chloe looks awkward.
She hasn't even looked over at Ant or Louis.
I don't blame her.
Come on, lads.
Get them fists up.
Nathan is taking us boys boxing so we can sort our shit out.
But if I'm honest, I just want to knock Ant out.
Shall we start with a jog? Get them knees up.
This is like a proper gym.
When I came back into this house,
I said I wasn't gonna sort out other people's problems.
Who was I kidding? Move your hands.
Whoa, what you doing a run-up for? Back the fuck up, mate.
I'm not. Slow down, put your hands up.
Do it gently. You didn't say you wanna kick!
In all seriousness, boys. I brought you to get your frustration out.
I had no intention of being the punchbag. At all.
You've been a good punchbag.
If this is what you've got to do for friends to stop them fighting,
this is exactly what I'll do. It is wank, to be fair.
Is it working?
I didn't come in with the intention of fighting over a girl.
What happened last night, we came in the house,
she's sat on the bed crying, having the craic with me.
Obviously I didn't realise she went to speak to you.
I didn't realise she got with you so we're both in't blue.
Maybe I got wrong end o' stick because I've been saying things
that I wouldn't have said if I'd have known.
The more I'm hearing about Chloe, the more I'm thinking
she's played both of us.
I feel like we're on the same page and she's gonna get a bit of karma.
You've got be like, "This is how you made us feel,
you've been caught out and this is the consequences."
I would never be mean to the girl.
Chloe's loved getting attention off two boys
but a silly mistake last night has backfired
and now she's fucked it.
So the next few days will be awkward.
Me and you as lads should do what we came to do.
Pump it in. I'm up for that! (all laugh)
(phone ringing)
Hello? "Hello, Abbie. It's Chloe."
Hi, Chloe. "I've sorted out a girly night round me ma's."
Oh, my God. I'm buzzing. "Pack your bikinis."
Yep. "See you tonight."
I'm gonna tell them right now and we'll be straight over. "Bye!"
Right, bye!
Put all of them on there. What was that?
That was Chloe. (Louis) Chloe who?
(laughter)
Oh, no, I didn't.
Awkward. The girls are off to Chloe's mam's for a girly night.
I think that a girls' night is exactly what Bethan needs
to help her start focussing on herself.
And I'm well up for spending a bit of time with the boys
without nae grief.
Would the lads like to go for a drink?
We'll go to a pub. (all chant) Lads, lads, lads!
(all) Geordie Shore, why-aye!
.
I'm having a girly night!
Chloe rang and she said we're going for a girly night at her mam's.
Pack a bikini. Whooo! I'm so excited.
You've never met Chloe's mam. Proper girly night.
I'm super excited. I'll give this one a miss.
Aw. Still ill?
Mmm.
Trust me to be ill when it's girls night.
This morning I woke up and I thought I just had a hangover.
But now I've had the day to myself, it's something more than that
and I've just got no idea what the fuck is the matter.
Youse can all go crazy and have a drink for me.
I'm gutted that Nat's not feeling herself.
But I'm so excited to go to Chloe's.
(all) Bye, Nat. Hope you feel better.
Get well soon. Love you. See ya later, babe.
Girl's night! Bye, bastards! Knobheads!
(all laugh)
Is that the girls leaving? Their night won't be better than ours.
Couldn't even hear them. (all) Bye!
Let's gan, bitches!
Yoo-hoo!
(all scream)
I've baked cakes, Scotch egg salads, fucking chicken.
I am such a good friend.
Oh, my God. That is amazing.
Have you actually seen these cakes? That's my face on one of them!
You know what? I want to eat myself.
Oh, God. That looks awful!
Oh, my God, that was the worst thing I've ever seen!
I've heard of being full of yourself, but this takes the cake!
Cheers to the girls night. (all cheer)
Tonight the girls have gone over to Chloe's for some girly night
which means we get to have a proper lads night.
(all chant) Lads, lads, lads!
A bit of lads time is exactly what we need.
Last one in the taxi's a rotten egg! Lads, lads, lads, lads, lads!
All I'm saying is, when I woke up this morning,
I did not expect there to be a vibe like this.
I come up with the best ideas.
(all chant) Lads, lads, lads, lads!
To all the beer in the world! And all the fanny as well!
(all cheer)
I don't know why we don't do this more often.
There's a lot less agg when the girls aren't involved.
At least you've made up as well after last night.
After I got punched the shit out of. Bet you loved it.
I really did not enjoy it. At the end of the day, right?
Me and Louis are sound, fighting over a bit of crumpet.
It happens all the time, it's just more intense.
I'm well happy that Ant and Louis have made up
and the lads are on top form.
But I doubt that's the end of the Ant, Chloe and Louis situation.
Shots, shots, shots!
I'm so glad me and Chloe have made up.
It's moments like this, hanging out with the girls,
that I've missed.
(all cheer)
At the end of the day, I am single.
And I can do what I want but I do think I've done wrong.
I should never have got into Ant's bed
but it's made us realise I like Louis.
What you've done is not right but it's not wrong.
But I know I have done wrong, I know I have.
Let's just let things flow with the pair of you.
I fucked it now cos I know Louis' a pride person.
He'll never want to get with us now. I fucked it.
Chat to him.
Chloe is mortified about what she did.
I think we should catch up with the boys later.
So Chloe can talk to Louis and tell him how she feels.
(bubbling)
Are you fucking joking?
Sorry. That's disgusting.
It was after Aperol spritz. Did you just fart?!
I love that you face Bethan and not me.
There's only one thing better than getting mortal in the pub,
that's getting mortal with the lads in the club.
I am annoyed me and Ant let a girl come between us
but he's one of my boys now and now it's dicks before chicks.
(all cheer)
This is definitely the best night I've had so far.
I'm starting to think Nathan's definitely rubbing off on us lot.
I'm so glad me and Louis are now mates.
I'm not letting Chloe get between wor.
So now, me and Louis can do what lads do best.
That's go out on the pull.
The ratio of girls and boys in this club is about 80-20.
Even James can pull in this.
Last night we had drama over one girl.
But tonight, there's more than enough girls to go around.
I know Ant and Louis are technically single
but if Chloe turns up when this shit is going on,
she's gonna gan fucking nuts.
(all) Bye! (Chloe) Give me a kiss!
Right, goodbye. Bye!
I know Chloe messed up but if she walks in this club right now,
she's gonna be devastated.
Deep down, I know Louis like us.
I can't wait to get inside, sort things out and have a mint night.
What the actual fuck?!
.