.
I'm totally crackers, me, like.
I'm preened to perfection.
I might look rough and ready but I'm a massive softy.
The hardest graft I've ever done is doing my hair.
Sometimes bubbly, sometimes bitchy, I'm all over the place.
I'm that good looking I'd even neck on with myself.
I'm tanned, toned and ready to tash on.
I'm lover, not a fighter.
I cannot wait to show my wild side.
I'm a bit of a rascal but that's why everyone loves me.
(all) Geordie Shore, whey aye.
I can't believe the girls have just turned up at the exact moment
that Louis is in the middle of a three-way neck-on.
I've come here to tell Louis how much I like him, and he's sat there
like P Diddy. Talk about feeling mugged off.
Where the fuck did the girls come from?
No one said they were coming. This is awkward.
Chloe may be giving it all that, but I know she really does like Louis
and this is a massive kick in the teeth.
(loud music plays)
Lads' night was going mint, but now that the girls are here
it's back to drama and awkward vibes.
Tonight has gone west.
Chloe knows she's made a massive mistake necking on with Ant,
cos it's Louis who she really likes.
As soon as I saw Chloe, I fancied her. I was straight up about it.
But when she got into bed with Ant, that knocked me for six.
I get that Louis' angry at Chloe for what she did.
But necking on with two lasses in front of her isn't cool either.
They're both just as bad as each other.
I know I fucked it up. The hardest thing watching Louis
necking with those girls is knowing that I caused it all.
I can see Beau looking at us, but I'm not ready to forgive him yet.
I've had such a good time with the girls,
but I need to be here for Chloe.
So Beau is gonna have to stay in the doghouse a little bit longer.
Since I fucked up last night by getting way too drunk,
Bethan still hasn't talked to me.
And she is looking hot tonight.
But I'm worried that if I talk to her, she's just gonna say "fuck off".
I only want the best for Chloe, and that's because I love her.
But she's fucked up,
and to be honest, I don't know if she's able to fix it.
I do like Louis, I really do, and I realised that today,
but right now I feel like I fucked things up for good.
I think Chloe walking in with Louis necking on with those two girls
has really hit home and shown Chloe
exactly how immature she was last night.
Who knows what tomorrow's gonna bring?
(yawns)
Chloe is gonna try and put on a brave face about Louis necking on
with those girls. But I know she's gonna be hurting deep down.
Honestly, right, I was having a fuckin' sick night. So was I.
It's funny how Chloe mugging me and Louis off has brought us
closer together. And now we're pulling machines.
Like, obviously me and you had that chat earlier on,
we've both pulled birds. You've got two, I've got two.
Last night with Ant was wicked.
But I still do fancy Chloe even thought she did fuck us over.
I'm not sure how we're gonna move forward from here.
We really missed you last night, Natalie.
Natty.
You're in a bad way, cousin.
Have you got lesbiutus?
I haven't been feeling myself the past two days.
But I've woken up this morning
and I am determined to get myself back on track.
Ooh, Chloe doesn't look her normal sparky self. It wouldn't have
anything to do with me and Louis necking on with them birds?
How many bits of bacon am I putting in? A lot.
I'll tell you what. Do your own shakes. I don't want bacon.
(chants) James is a dickhead! James is a dickhead.
That's a good song, that.
Usually I'm waking up on a morning annoyed because my boyfriend
the night before has been a fuckin' prat.
But yesterday I totally ignored him, and guess what?
I've woke up this morning and I feel amazing.
So what does that say about my relationship?
It looks like Ant and Louis are best of friends,
and I know they'll probably hate us, I know it was my fault,
but I'm not gonna lie, it still hurts.
Bethan, Chloe, can I grab youse? I've got an idea.
Every time I've been in this house I've been in a relationship.
And it's been a bit of a comfort blanket. That's gone now.
You know how I've been talking about getting my tattoo removed
or getting something over the top of it, I'm gonna do it today.
So I was thinking either a play on words, like "babies",
or fuckin' "labia", summat like that. Labia?
What are you talking about?
Labia? Isn't that some sort of party?
I'm sure they've just won an election with Boris Johnson.
I hear he's good pals with Theresa May.
Labia's about a woman, it's the woman part.
I don't know how I feel about you walking around
with "labia" on your neck.
You can get a cross through it. A big red cross? Yeah.
Or you can get a "void". That would be good.
I think me and Chloe should go with Nat
so she doesn't get something daft.
A bit more time away from Beau might be a good thing, too.
I'm too excited to have breakfast, so shall get ready? Yeah. Yeah.
This bacon is shit... as far as I'm concerned.
I can't believe Louis' just flipped Nathan's sandwich.
Even I wouldn't get between Nathan and his bacon.
Where are you going?
Secret. You will see when we get back.
Ugh! All will be revealed.
Bring us back a nice present then. OK, bye. Bye.
That was a bit awkward cos your girlfriend kissed me goodbye
and didn't say hello to you.
Usually when we fall out, we make up the next day.
But the way she's acting is really starting to worry me.
I just hope that we can sort things out soon.
(all) Geordie Shore, whey aye!
Come on then.
I've got loads of tattoos,
but getting my ex's name was a really big deal.
Getting it voided over is an even bigger deal.
Go on then, age before beauty.
It's putting a full stop to the past few years of my life
and hopefully allow me to move on.
I want to get a tattoo, and it's basically to cover up the ex's name.
Yeah. Right. Right.
I wanna get, like, you know when something gets voided off,
so I want like a void stamp. A stamp on it. Over the top of it, yeah.
I can sort that for you.
I'm so happy that Natalie has decided to cover up her ex's name.
When I did it, it was so emotional.
But she doesn't need to worry cos she's got me and Bethan there.
This is like, um, like closure. Like final closure.
You'll never have to mention her name again. I know. Whose name?
Exactly. (chuckles)
You're going through a bit of a hard time with Beau,
but it always gets better.
Last night I felt like a completely different person.
It was because I wasn't worrying about what he was doing.
I was focused on me and my happiness last night.
To be honest, I feel so much better for it.
I feel like I've been relying on Beau too much to make me happy.
And at the end of the day, that's not fair on him.
My happiness needs to come from within myself.
Natalie's face looks like she's chewing a wasp. She looks in pain.
(groans)
So I know you boys like a little punter.
Oh, give it here. There you go.
Everyone is looking minging from last night.
Luckily, I've come to the house prepared. Facemasks at the ready.
Lather up, boys.
You look like you've smeared shit on your face. I know.
What is going on with you and Beth, then?
We had the big fallout.
We haven't talked since then. At all last night?
I haven't talked to her. I don't know what it is,
something's just clicked in her head.
I just think from yesterday on she was a new woman.
She was like, "D'you know what? I'm not gonna beg for Beau's attention,
I'm just gonna do me, let Beau do him, have fun,
and then just see what happens." That's what you wanted, though.
You hit the nail on the head there, like.
It's making us miss each other. It really fuckin' is.
Last night I was pissed, we're not even talking,
I was pulled towards her. Do you know what I mean?
Abbie's right. Even though me and Bethan aren't talking,
she definitely seems happier for it.
But I don't know where that leaves us, as a couple.
What are you gonna do at night, then? I'm not gonna have a plan yet.
I'm gonna wing it a bit. Cos at the minute it seems to be working,
but I wanna talk to her soon cos it is killing me.
Hi! Hi.
Hello. Where have you been?
So we've got something to show you. Got a surprise. What?
Three, two, one!
Oh, my God! Shit!
No way!
What the fuck? That is savage. Fuckin' hell.
Nat getting "void" tattooed over her ex's name is a massive deal.
And hopefully, now, it's given her the closure that she needed.
It looks good, doesn't it?
I couldn't have asked for a better reaction from everyone here.
I love how supportive this family is.
So I've thought of an idea. The name of the game is we're gonna dress
as another person, as you see them.
After the lads' night and girls' night fucked up,
we need to come back together as a family.
And I've got the perfect idea on how to do it.
I've written everyone's name down, put them in a bucket.
Pick it out and dress like them tonight.
Nathan comes up with some shit ideas, like.
Ah, come on!
Who are you? Beau! (all laugh)
Just my luck. That bastard has got nay fashion sense.
Yes! I got you!
I've picked Chloe. Now that is easy.
Cos all I need to do is get my tits out and jiggle them about.
Bethan. Yeah!
(laughs)
Yes!
I've gotta go dressed up as Amelia. Are you having my life?
I've got myself.
What are the chances I've picked myself?
Well, I do me every other day, so I'm gonna choose a bit of everyone.
This is gonna be the sweetest Geordie pick 'n' mix you've ever seen.
Now that that's sorted, let's go and get fuckin' ready, man.
Let's go and pick James's dress.
I can't wait to see how uncomfortable
James is gonna feel dressed as me.
My name's Chloe, and I walk like this when I'm pissed.
(all laugh)
All the girls have such a strong bond at the moment.
Tonight is gonna mean hanging out with my flock.
Well, my name's Bethan, and I don't know about you, like,
but I look fuckin' stunning.
(all laugh)
Oh, my God!
(burps)
Safe to say I'm not dressing like this every night.
You look better than you usually do.
I'd wear that shirt, I'd wear that top.
Do you know what? I actually look fuckin' pretty sick.
I'm pulling off Amelia better than she does.
So what's going on with you, you and Chloe? Have you spoke yet?
I'll be civil with her. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
We've all got to live in the same house.
It's pointless being bitter. However,
I'm fuckin' over that.
Me and Louis done some serious man bonding last night.
Not only is he the perfect wingman,
but we also taught Chloe a well-deserved lesson as well.
What about you? She hasn't spoke to me.
At all? I ain't spoke to her since last night.
We haven't even looked at each other today.
Going on the pull last night with Ant was fun,
but I'm still thinking about Chloe.
I know she really mugged us off, but annoyingly I still really like her.
She's gonna have to put the graft in if she wants a piece of this.
So basically you're not speaking to Chloe, you're not speaking to Bethan,
well, tonight's gonna be brilliant. Lads' night again?
(all chant)
Oh, my God!
That is a lot. That is a lot. Exactly.
I'm loving tonight's theme. The fact that James has to dress like me,
he's kind of rocking it.
I'm Nat and I fuckin' love straight birds.
(all laugh)
I still haven't spoken to Louis,
so who knows what's gonna happen tonight?
I'm gonna have to leave it to a little thing called fate.
Let's go to the fuckin' club. (all cheer)
Come on, bitches!
I thought I'd be feeling a lot better
now I've had my tattoo covered up, but I'm not.
I really hope that a night out clubbing will do the trick.
We arrive at the club, and Nathan's plan is actually working.
The family is finally coming back together...
except for a couple of people that are not talking.
But hopefully the drink can help them get over that.
(loud music plays)
I've come back into this house on a mission to have fun,
but I didn't expect it to come at the cost
of me not speaking to my girlfriend. This is all just getting a bit weird.
Beau might still be in the doghouse, but watching him dance
with that shit beard and polo neck is really making us miss him.
Louis is too much. How can I prove to this lad I genuinely fancy him?
I can't stop myself. I need to tell Chloe how she made me feel.
And maybe, just maybe, we can try and start again.
I do appreciate Chloe putting all her cards on the table,
it is helping. I'm just not ready to call it quits yet.
I know Chloe very well and she still fancies Louis.
She loves the thrill of the chase.
And the fact he's not giving in so easily will make her want him
even more. But I just hope she doesn't get hurt.
At the end of the day, Louis and Chloe are single,
they can do whatever they want.
But I like to think, now, Louis has seen Chloe for exactly what she is.
We're in the club and everyone seems to be having such a good time.
And I really wish I was, but for some reason
I just can't seem to pull myself round.
When I first came back into the house I was full steam ahead,
necking on, partying hard, living my best life.
When I sit back and think about it,
I'm not sure that really is my best life.
I'm gonna give myself a bit of space because I definitely need it.
I hope these guys are right and Nat's not gonna go home home.
Truth be told, I just don't know if I can do this anymore.
Geordie Shore, whey aye!
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning,
it's a lovely day, it's a lovely day, it's a lovely day!
I'm so happy my favourite lesbian is still here
and she didn't go home last night. She better not scare me again.
You made me upset. I literally thought, in the club,
you were gonna leave the house. Getting my tattoo yesterday
put us on a bit of a wobbler.
I thought getting this tattoo covered up would help me move on.
But it's not. As much as I love this house and everyone in it,
I'm just not sure it's where I should be.
Morning, boys.
Louis, your silent treatment with Chloe didn't last very long.
Obviously she's got fuckin' strong feelings for the lad.
I'm not surprised, I fancy him, but that's besides the point.
I think what it is with that is, like,
if she didn't do what she did the other night
we'd have carried on and seen where things went.
I've liked Chloe since I've come in here. There's nothing more
I'd want than to be necking on with her.
But I'm not gonna let her treat me like a mug.
I just think, just be straight up and be honest with her,
cos Chloe is not like other girls. She's a bit like all or nothing.
She wears her emotions, like, pretty much on her sleeve.
So she is all or nothing. You need to be honest with her,
be straight up, she's gonna graft for you. Don't fuck her off,
d'you know what I mean? She has been fucked over in the house.
Chloe is into Louis.
One wrong move by Louis and I'd hate to see what the fallout would be.
I'm just moving slow, me. Maybe that's what she needs now.
What she does is she rushes into things all the time.
It's been two nights since me and Bethan last spoke.
So I'm starting to think that I might really have fucked up here.
What you're saying is starting to worry us a little bit.
Even though Natalie went home last night, I want her to know
I'm gonna be there for her no matter what.
I dunno, I think, obviously, like,
I've still got a lot of resentment towards my ex.
Getting the tattoo yesterday, I feel like it's brought out things again,
so I'm on a bit of a wobble. Does that make sense?
Natalie... I just feel like... I don't know.
I just feel like getting it done,
I feel like I've closed that chapter now and I wanna be able to move on
and move forward.
Make forward movements instead of just being stuck in the same, like,
rut of always going back to it. Does that make sense?
I know Chloe really cares about us, and I do love this house.
I've got a lot to think about.
I hate seeing you this down. You're such an amazing person. Mmm.
I really, really... I hate it.
I think my plan with you for the rest of the time in the house
is giving you some more attention.
I'll be there for you, I'll be there for you, I'll be there.
(laughs)
This is the difference between lads and lasses.
When we have a relationship issue, we'll discuss it,
we find common ground, and we'll share our advice.
Whereas lads prefer to act the twat.
(phone rings)
Phone!
Hello.
(Anna) "Hi, Chloe, how are you doin'?" Hi, sexy, how are you?
"OK. Tonight I've got another message for you to deliver
on the loved-up lad." (gasps)
"It's gonna be you, Beau and Ant spreading the love."
Right, thank you. "Don't let me down."
Bye! "Bye."
I don't know why Anna's sending us to help deliver a loved-up letter.
I'm single, and Beau doesn't know what's going on
with his relationship. It's a recipe for disaster.
So me, Ant and Beau... Yes!
we are going to deliver a loved-up letter.
What? Why does Anna want the three of us to deliver a letter?
Can't she afford any stamps? Seems a bit weird.
So what are we doing? Enjoy. Fuck all. Yes!
I don't mean to be a brown nose,
but I am so glad I've been picked for work.
Enjoy being boring. I'm gonna spread some lurve! Enjoy going to work.
Bloody hell, the Tooth Fairy's really let herself go.
Watch me fuckin' Love Heart, man.
I've come back into this house and
thrown myself into the party lifestyle.
But I've always been in relationships.
I'm not sure that necking on, getting mortal,
acting single is actually for me.
I'm not sure this house is for me.
Although it breaks my heart to leave everyone in this house,
I know I'm doing what's right for me.
Youse, can I have a chat?
Fuckin' hell, this better not be what I think it's gonna be.
Guys, I know I've been a bit down over the past couple of days.
I've been a bit ill, I haven't been feeling myself.
But I've woke up today and I've had a word with myself
and I feel a lot better, feel a lot happier.
But I have chosen to leave the house tonight.
Why? What?
What are you on about? Basically, I want you to be happy for us.
I know that it's my time to go now. Oh!
Like forever? That's it?
Part of me's hoping that this is some sick kind of joke,
but I can see on Natalie's face that it's not. Fuck!
I come in the house, I thought I'd closed the chapter.
I felt so much better.
But going out and necking on and stuff, it's not me.
I don't want to do that.
So leaving now, I wanna go forward. I feel like I'm ready to move on.
Oh, fuck, my makeup's ruined now.
Natalie's always been there for me. She's the big sister I've never had.
And I just don't know what I'm gonna do without her.
I'm not leaving because I'm unhappy, I'm leaving cos I'm happy.
I would never wanna leave this house on a low.
Who's gonna do my washing? Cheeky bastard.
Who's gonna calm us down on a night? Who's gonna nick me birds?
(all laugh)
It's never nice to see anyone leave,
but I know Nat's obviously been thinking about this
for quite some time now. I just hope she's made the right decision
and she's not gonna regret it.
I know I'm leaving you before a night out, but have a good night
and have a drink for me. Right, I'll see you all later.
Bring it in, bring it in.
I've made some amazing friendships in the house,
bonds that I never thought I would.
And as much as it breaks my heart to leave this lot,
I have to be true to myself. I need to go home.
Bye. Love youse. Bye.
That's just shit, that. See you later.
Love you.
This is probably one of the hardest things I've ever had to do.
Knowing that I'm gonna go home now and never come back,
it breaks my heart.
Geordie Shore, whey aye!
I could not believe that Natalie has left.
There's no way on God's earth that anyone is going to work tonight.
(all cheer)
We're going straight to that club and getting pie-eyed.
That's what she would've wanted.
(all chant)
(cheering)
Nat might not be here but she wants us to party on for her,
so let's get on it cos we wouldn't wanna disappoint her.
Tonight let's all get blotto for Natalie.
We arrive at the club ready to party in Nat's honour,
but there's nay one here.
But there's nay point in wasting a drink. Let's fuckin' party.
(loud music plays)
I know living in this house whilst
you've got personal things going on is hard.
Obviously we'll all gonna miss her.
I just hope Nat's made the right decision for her.
It's so weird that Nat's gone.
We were really good friends.
And a lot of the time she was the only one
that looked out for us and had my back.
I am so gutted to see Nat leave.
But at the same time, she's taken control of her own happiness.
And I think that's something I need to look at.
Because since walking into this house,
I've been looking at Beau for that.
Oh, shit! That'll be me going to the bar again.
Since he's stopped talking to Bethan over the last two days
Beau has not been himself, and he needs to sort it out.
I wanna have fun with the boys, but I don't wanna lose my girlfriend.
I've enjoyed having fun with the girls, but at the end of the day,
Beau is my boyfriend, and we can't go on like this.
Bethan's fun, she's out there, she's bubbly.
She hasn't been speaking to Beau for a couple of days
and she's back to being that person.
Chloe is right. We haven't spoken for days.
This is gonna be so hard.
I know I've made some pretty big mistakes with Louis,
but I've said sorry and told him exactly how I feel.
But I am grafting harder than I've ever grafted before
and he's still will not kiss us. What has a girl gotta do? (sighs)
To tell you the truth, I would love to neck on with Chloe.
But if I give in now, the lads are gonna rinse me.
I'm listening to Ant, and I know he's talking absolute bollocks
cos I think he still secretly fancies Chloe.
Louis's giving it the big 'un, saying he's not gonna cave when
it comes to Chloe's flirting,
but we know that's a massive lie. It's only a matter of time.
I am never gonna get a kiss off Louis
if I've got all of his mates chipping in.
I need to get him on his own.
(whooping)
Fuckin' hell, what the fuck is... I fuckin' don't want that on me.
I really hope Bethan and Beau have a serious chat and sort this out,
because with Nat leaving tonight,
we need to pull together as a family and act as one.
I am happy for them and I want them to work,
but only time will tell if they are gonna work. I'm going to bed.
After my little chat with Nathan earlier, I can't wait any longer.
I need to know how she's feeling and
I need her to know how much she means to me.
We do need to talk, a lot. Yeah, definitely.
We are so, you've even said it before,
we are so solid on the outside.
So you've came into this house thinking I don't need to...
Worry about that. Yeah.
I've said this to you, though. I know. It takes two people
to make each other happy. Aye, of course. Absolutely.
And obviously I've tried to explain to you that your actions
have not made us happy.
They haven't. Yeah. Because... But you've had the best time ever,
and I don't ever want you to think I don't want you
to have a good time, cos I genuinely do.
I don't think Beau's getting this, and I don't think he realises
how serious I am right now.
When birds wanna move fast with me, I get scared
and I wanna fuckin' do one, right?
And you move faster than any bird I've ever even seen.
So if you wanna crack on with me then you're gonna have to take it slow.
Yeah? Mmm.
Can I have a kiss?
Yeah? Now?
Yeah.
OK, OK. One kiss. But I'm not even gonna put my tongue in.
I fuckin' love you, I wanna be there for you.
I want you in my life.
I fell in love with you as a strong, confident woman.
I came into this house thinking you're with the girls,
I'm with the boys, and you're not happy with that
because you need me to be there for you, but...
You're not gonna understand this.
I shouldn't have to be there for you, in life.
I'm not saying I want you to be there. Why are you getting upset?
Me and Bethan are going round and round in circles.
Fuck knows where this is gonna end up.
I don't want you to ever think that I'm spending all my time
with the girls and I'm not giving a fuck about how you are
in this house.
Because that's how you've made me feel. But... but... but...
(sobs) You can't walk in this house and me be OK with it.
You can't do that!
Clearly we are not strong in a relationship.
I do understand where you're coming from, 100%, 100%,
but the reason why I do...
Baby... No, no, no, no. I do.
This is not working. This is not working. It's not working. Nah.
Where's that leave us? You need to be honest.
(sniffs) I don't know.
I think I just need to, like, sleep on this conversation.
.