1
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I'm totally crackers, me like.

2
00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,840
I'm preened to perfection.

3
00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:14,160
I look rough and ready,
but I'm a massive softie.

4
00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:16,520
The hardest graft is doing my hair.

5
00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:20,040
Sometimes bubbly, sometimes bitchy,
I'm all over the place.

6
00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,880
I'm that good-looking,
I'd neck on with myself.

7
00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,960
I'm tanned, toned
and ready to tash on.

8
00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:30,600
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
I cannot wait to show my wild side.

9
00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:33,840
I'm a rascal,
but that's why everyone loves me.

10
00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:36,360
(all) Geordie Shore, why aye!

11
00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,960
Last night,
things came to a head with Beau

12
00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:53,640
and everything's been swimming
about my mind all night,

13
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but I've came to a decision.

14
00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:09,640
(Beau) Morning. Do you
want to sit down? Mmm-hmm.

15
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If we are gonna make this work
and give it another good go,

16
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we need to lay everything
out on the table.

17
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Coming into this house, like,
I just haven't been the same.

18
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We argue and make up,
it's going round in circles.

19
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It is having an effect
on our relationship. Yeah.

20
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What's going on downstairs?

21
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I can hear
Beau and Bethan speaking.

22
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I hope everything's OK.

23
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And I need to really focus
on me happiness and myself.

24
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Know what I mean?
No, I don't.

25
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I need to take this time now
to just find myself.

26
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I need to stay with me mam.

27
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Me and Bethan have our problems,
but this has hit me.

28
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I didn't see this coming.

29
00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,320
(crying)

30
00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:09,680
I don't wanna be here without you.
Baby...

31
00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,600
I need to get my head straight.

32
00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:16,520
I need to get back to the person
that you fell for.

33
00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:20,920
Every single part of my body wants
to leave this house with Bethan.

34
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(crying)
I don't know what to say.

35
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I'm honestly doing this for me
and for our relationship.

36
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If it's gonna work
with me and Beau,

37
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I need put the brakes on a bit,
to make myself happy.

38
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As shit as this whole situation is,

39
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we need to make it right.
I can't cry about it.

40
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I don't want it to be like this.

41
00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,160
I'll go and see the boys.
OK.

42
00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,080
(crying)

43
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This really doesn't look
or sound any good.

44
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(Abbie) So what's this
for you and Beau?

45
00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:21,760
We're still together,

46
00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:25,520
but I'm gonna leave
and he's gonna stay here.

47
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This isn't the right time
for me to be in this house.

48
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(Chloe) I'm literally in shock.

49
00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:36,120
I didn't realise that Bethan
was feeling this bad.

50
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We lost Natalie,
now we're losing you.

51
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I know.
No girls left.

52
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Are you sure you're making
the right decision? Yeah.

53
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Shall we have a group hug?
Yeah.

54
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It's gonna be so hard,

55
00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,360
but anything worth having
doesn't come easy.

56
00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,640
Bethan's not herself at the minute.

57
00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,680
She wants to leave the house.

58
00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:04,960
To leave?
Yeah.

59
00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,640
What are you gonna do?

60
00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:09,240
I'm gonna stay here.
It's fucking hard.

61
00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,920
Innit? Come on.

62
00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,800
You've got the boys.

63
00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:15,360
I'm so glad I've got the boys.

64
00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:19,280
They are definitely gonna help.

65
00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:23,040
Come to us whenever you need us,
if you're feeling down.

66
00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,400
I miss her already.
Not gone yet.

67
00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,120
I know.

68
00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:38,160
Hi, guys.
It's quite sad this, isn't it?

69
00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,800
It's gonna be shit
Bethan not being here.

70
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She needs to put herself first.

71
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It's the best thing
she could have ever done.

72
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(sighs) You alright?
Yeah, I'm alright.

73
00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:54,040
I'm glad yous two have come
to this decision yourself.

74
00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:57,040
Bethan leaving is
a massive blow to the family.

75
00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:01,080
I hope that mine and Beau's
friendship wasn't to blame.

76
00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,560
Big moment this, isn't it?
For you.

77
00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,720
Big moment.
We're proud of you.

78
00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,000
Come on.
Have a big cuddle.

79
00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:09,120
Group cuddle.

80
00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:14,120
I'm sad to see Bethan go,
but I'm glad

81
00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:17,120
me and Chloe haven't put
a label on anything,

82
00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,800
because a relationship
in THIS house is intense.

83
00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,120
We love ya'.
I love you.

84
00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,600
See you later, Bethan.
See you soon.

85
00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,680
I love you.
Love you.

86
00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,440
Bethan has been unbelievably brave.

87
00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,120
I am so proud of her.

88
00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,480
I can't wait until this is better.

89
00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:37,800
(Louis) We've got to make sure
that Beau fucking is alright.

90
00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,400
(Chloe) We need to be there
for Beau.

91
00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,120
(Beau sighs) Hello.
That was a lot.

92
00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:52,280
We're all proud of you.
I love you too.

93
00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:56,080
It's gonna affect
the whole of the family.

94
00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,560
Only one way to deal with it.

95
00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,520
Obviously I'm devastated
that Bethan's gone.

96
00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,960
But I feel we need
to cheer each other up.

97
00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:10,200
Yeah. The only way to do that
is have a fucking house party.

98
00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:12,560
(all) Yeah!
A Geordie house party!

99
00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,760
House parties are always fun.

100
00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:18,440
That's exactly what we need
after losing Bethan and Natalie.

101
00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,280
A good theme,

102
00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,760
we need a bit of magic,
like enchanted forest.

103
00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,880
Mythical creatures!
Mythical creatures. Yes.

104
00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,960
Yes!
And stuff like that.

105
00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:32,680
Come on then! Turn that frown
upside down, bitch!

106
00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:40,640
Bethan's gone,
but she wants me to have fun.

107
00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:44,040
I owe it to her
to have a great time.

108
00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,800
(horn beeps)
Oh, oh, oh, oh!

109
00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,480
The last house party
we threw was epic.

110
00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:53,000
So this one needs to be
bigger, badder and better

111
00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,080
than any house party before it.

112
00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,320
(Chloe) Fucking hell! It's a van!

113
00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,400
Whoa!
Yes!

114
00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,440
What am I gonna call her?

115
00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,400
Cindy.

116
00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:09,000
What the fuck?
(Amelia) Oh, my God!

117
00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,520
(air hissing)
Oh, I popped it!

118
00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,600
You popped it man, you dick!

119
00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:17,680
Unicorns, the most magical creature
in the world, what a knob!

120
00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,720
I need a medic! Where?

121
00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:23,280
Where's the hole? There!
That's where you blow it up!

122
00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,040
Don't die on me, Cindy!

123
00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,040
He's dead!
Oh, my God!

124
00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,240
Yous... He's dead.

125
00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:30,760
Sorry, guys.

126
00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,760
They go on there?
That's sick, isn't it?

127
00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:39,880
We've got trees, fairy lights,
flowers, dead unicorns.

128
00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,760
(Abbie) Argh!
That just went straight in my face.

129
00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:46,840
Everything you need to host
an enchanted Geordie house party.

130
00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:50,600
(all chanting)
House party! House party!

131
00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:56,280
I appreciate the guys
throwing this party,

132
00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:58,840
but I'm missing Bethan
so much already.

133
00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:03,200
I really don't have a clue
how tonight's gonna go.

134
00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,880
Geordie Shore, why aye!

135
00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:08,840
.

136
00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,200
(Chloe) House party!

137
00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:23,560
I fucking love
a Geordie house party,

138
00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:27,320
especially when the theme
is as good as this one.

139
00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:31,680
Chloe's a butterfly,
Abbie's a pixie

140
00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,520
and I'm a wicked enchantress.

141
00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,880
# A faun is a half-man, half-goat

142
00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:43,160
# That wants to fuck
Everything in the forest #

143
00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,640
Apparently I'm a dark angel,

144
00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:50,240
but I feel like I belong
in a fucking sex dungeon.

145
00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:56,160
Ladies, I am feeling
so mischievous tonight.

146
00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:59,440
Mischievous, what do you mean?
Mischievous? What mischief?

147
00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:03,720
Woo, hoo-hoo! (cackling)

148
00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:07,440
Chloe, obviously, there might be
a lot of girls here tonight.

149
00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,800
Like, honestly, how would you feel
if Louis pulled?

150
00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:13,800
I do have feelings for the boy.

151
00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,800
Me and Louis,
we're in a good place.

152
00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:20,600
I like him and I feel
like he feels the same.

153
00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:24,160
If he mugs me off,
I'll do ten times worse.

154
00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,160
He won't pull a girl?

155
00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:34,240
You on the pull?
I'm on the pull.

156
00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,920
Are you?
I'll do what I feel's right.

157
00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,200
Fuck off, you lying little shitbag!

158
00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,440
I do like Chloe,

159
00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:44,760
but if a bird tickles my feathers,
why not?

160
00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:48,640
What is Ant's problem?
He's out of order throwing digs.

161
00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,160
We were tight.

162
00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,960
I'll do what the fuck I want.

163
00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:57,080
If anybody's got a problem,
speak to me personally.

164
00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:01,000
I cannot believe, Louis.
If I still had a chance with her,

165
00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,480
I wouldn't be sniffing around
other lasses.

166
00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:05,720
(all) To tonight!
(cheering)

167
00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,000
Yeah! House party!

168
00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,760
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

169
00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,520
Argh!

170
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,760
Huh, oh, uh, s, eh, eh.

171
00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:17,760
P, r, t, teh, eh.
That spells house party!

172
00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,360
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

173
00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,560
Our costumes look mint,
but Chloe looks the best.

174
00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,160
Louis is one lucky prick
having her.

175
00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,200
Raise a glass to Bethan

176
00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,840
cos she would have fucking loved
this theme.

177
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,960
Weird not having Bethan,
but I'll see her in a few days.

178
00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:37,040
I'm gonna get on it,
have a mint night.

179
00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,880
(cheering)

180
00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,520
DJ, spin that shit!

181
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,360
(cheering)

182
00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:48,360
Hi, guys! Come in.
Come in, come in.

183
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,160
This party is gonna be great.

184
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,880
There is still one person
that's missing.

185
00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,480
(screaming)

186
00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,200
Who the fuck is this?

187
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,520
(Louis) Who is that?

188
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,840
Neigh!

189
00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:12,080
Hello!
(cheering)

190
00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:17,120
I've never missed
a Geordie house party.

191
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,920
So here I am,
the magical unicorn, Nana.

192
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,640
(all chanting) Nana! Nana! Nana!

193
00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:27,240
I've never met Abbie's nana before,

194
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,840
but she can probably drink us all
under the table.

195
00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,200
Vodka. We'll have a vodka.

196
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,600
Neck it! Neck it!

197
00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:46,120
This party is going off,
there are lots of fit girls,

198
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,160
but I just can't help
looking over at Chloe.

199
00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:56,760
Everyone has really gone to town
on these outfits,

200
00:11:56,840 --> 00:12:02,400
but James, I do not believe
that's 100% you down there.

201
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,720
You've got a sock in there!
Feel!

202
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,080
Ah!
(laughing)

203
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,360
Where the fuck are you meant
to put this thing

204
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,360
in these tight fucking
spandex pants?

205
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,640
James is looking
like an actual sex slave,

206
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,960
but Nana's not having all the fun.

207
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,120
James is being pretty flirty.

208
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,400
I've kissed him once before
and it was pretty amazing.

209
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:39,000
Before I leave this house,
I have to kiss him again.

210
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,720
Fucking hell!
In that outfit and red wig,

211
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,840
Amelia's really turning us on.

212
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:52,760
There's so many fit birds,
you gotta keep your options open.

213
00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,400
Tonight is all about
cheering Beau up.

214
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,200
I think I'm doing a good job.

215
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:24,360
Louis is flirting with
pretty much every girl in here.

216
00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:27,320
I am the God of the bow and arrow.

217
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,720
And it's pissing me off!

218
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,040
Hello!
Are yous having a good time?

219
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:45,000
Why has Ant said that?
He clearly wants Chloe to react.

220
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,680
He's stood dancing.
With girls.

221
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,120
I knew he still fancied her.

222
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,160
Nothing to do with you.

223
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,680
Why say that? Louis is flirting?

224
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,680
What the fuck?
We shared a bed last night.

225
00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:00,360
If Ant's right,
I'm gonna be pure livid.

226
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,080
Do you have something
you want to tell me?

227
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,200
Who said that?
Ant.

228
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,560
What is Ant's problem?

229
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,760
I thought we were sound.
He's telling Chloe this.

230
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,560
That's it. I'm having a word.

231
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,160
Right, so basically,
you were stood there,

232
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,400
flirting with girls.
It's that simple.

233
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,480
Is he fucking joking?

234
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,760
He said to me earlier,
he was like... I'm...

235
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,920
Flirting with you, tonight
I'm gonna shag somebody else.

236
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,680
Bye!

237
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:57,160
Ant's telling Chloe what I said,
and he's making half of it up.

238
00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:01,400
Does this kid have any fucking idea
what bro code is?

239
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,120
Fuck off!

240
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:08,360
I can't believe these kids
are falling out again over Chloe.

241
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,760
Fucking newbies!

242
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,840
I will never be with him
or fucking Ant.

243
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,400
I can't get sense
out of these pricks.

244
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,560
I'm just gonna get mortal.

245
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,760
Nana!

246
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:30,440
Shit!

247
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,720
I think I've just killed Nana.

248
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,360
Yeah!

249
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,840
Who the hell is James talking to?

250
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:53,000
She isn't gonna be talking to him
for much longer,

251
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,920
because if anyone's getting with
James tonight, it's gonna be me.

252
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:07,520
Minding my own business, cracking
on with this little brunette,

253
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,480
until Amelia decides
to fucking stroll in,

254
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,320
with her red wig on,
and cock-block us.

255
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,320
She blatantly wants a bit of me.

256
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:24,120
Time for me to go home
before I knock my hip out.

257
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,680
Can I go back?

258
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:35,960
We threw this party to cheer
Beau up, and Beau is a happy boy.

259
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:41,680
An epic party deserves
an epic party trick.

260
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:45,800
So get ready, because big boy Beau
is about to deliver!

261
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,680
Big boy Beau!

262
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,640
Big boy Beau!

263
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,840
(all chanting) Big boy Beau!

264
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,160
(cheering)

265
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,440
(cheering)

266
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,440
Nathan! Nathan! Nathan!

267
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:09,080
Well, if you can't beat them,
fucking join them.

268
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:13,080
(cheering)

269
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,960
(mumbling) Oh! Oh!

270
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,960
This party has been unreal.

271
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,920
All good things
have to come to an end.

272
00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,840
Don't... Don't like it!

273
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,840
It smells like
a fucking garden centre in here.

274
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,040
I've had the best night ever.

275
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,360
The family wanted to cheer me up.

276
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,320
Well, mission accomplished.

277
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:45,720
I'm here, in all of my element,
with my big cock...

278
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,520
I've never seen this side
of Amelia before,

279
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,080
and I kinda like it.

280
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,360
(laughing)

281
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,720
My naughty side has paid off.

282
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,360
James is well and truly
hooked on me.

283
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,840
Oh, nope, no!

284
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:09,640
I know exactly how Abbie works.
I know tomorrow she'll be hanging.

285
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:13,400
I've caused a lot of ag tonight,
I might regret it.

286
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,760
Now, I don't care,
and Louis has had it coming.

287
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,720
I've had an awful night,

288
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:22,120
and I'm ending it
in the shag pad by myself.

289
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,280
I did not sign up for this shit.

290
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,320
It's a win for mischievous me.

291
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,760
There's some witchery going on
in this enchanted house.

292
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,480
How the fuck did that happen?

293
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,720
Geordie Shore, why aye!

294
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:52,160
.

295
00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:02,560
(Abbie retching)

296
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,400
I am dying.

297
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,920
I drank so much last night.

298
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,480
Oh, God!
Get up!

299
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,640
Sleep when you're dead!
I'm dead!

300
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,160
What's the strangest thing
you've put your willy in?

301
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,840
Mine's a watermelon.
In a watermelon?

302
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,840
I put my dick in it.

303
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:26,600
That's why I never eat anything
out the fridge in this house, ever.

304
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,200
You and fucking James flirting.
I was a bad bitch.

305
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:37,720
I swooped in there like a giant
eagle and ended up kissing him.

306
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:41,160
What was the kiss like?
(gasps) Bloody amazing!

307
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,040
I've just remembered.

308
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:46,040
I've remembered what you've
remembered. Tell me!

309
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:49,240
James necked on with Amelia.
No!

310
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,760
Fuck!
Why?

311
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,560
Fucking red wig done wonders.

312
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,240
I'm buying that girl
a fucking red wig.

313
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,080
(laughing)

314
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,160
More drama again!

315
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,640
I'm sick to... Oh, wait there, I...

316
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,680
I was involved,
but it wasn't actually my fault.

317
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:10,240
Ant shit-stirred again,
now me and Louis have fell out.

318
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,280
I've had enough of this shit.

319
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,600
I'm gonna go and speak to him.

320
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,240
There's only a few days left.
I'm not having this drama. Yeah.

321
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,120
Here's the golden boy.

322
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,120
Sit down and talk to us.
Slightly annoyed.

323
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,920
Louis, he is not a happy bunny.

324
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,880
You don't have to be Einstein
to know why.

325
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,960
I said if I get on with someone,
I'll crack on.

326
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,480
She comes over, going crazy,

327
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:42,000
saying Ant's told me
that you're gonna shag a bird.

328
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:46,240
Stop running round like a fucking
ten-year-old in a playground.

329
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,760
That is pathetic, mate.

330
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:51,640
Ant is either really fucking stupid
or just a twat.

331
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,440
I hope he's stupid.

332
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,280
Because the boys cannot trust you.

333
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:59,360
Everything I've told, mate,
is the fucking truth.

334
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:02,280
It's not about truth!
It's boy fucking code!

335
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:05,400
If no one tells him,
how's he gonna learn?

336
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:10,240
Listen, right now, us boys
are falling out over a girl.

337
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,320
It's obvious
Ant still fancies Chloe,

338
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:16,720
but winding Louis up, it's only
gonna end one way. Kicking off.

339
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:20,040
You need to stop saying
stupid shit.

340
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,400
There's a massive spider.
Crawled up and went...

341
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,040
(coughs)

342
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,120
No one shower with this towel.

343
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,240
Christ! This place is a tip.

344
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,880
Lads! It's a tip down there!

345
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,560
Fuck me!
Have you ever heard of knocking?

346
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,880
Come downstairs.
I wanna have a word.

347
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,720
Girls! Downstairs now!

348
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,520
Anna, what the fuck?

349
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:59,000
I cannot be arsed with anything
you've got planned for us today.

350
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,120
(Abbie retching)

351
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,640
(all) Ergh!

352
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,440
Can you join us, please?

353
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,000
I'm just being sick, Anna.

354
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,240
I've got an important job.

355
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,760
Party nights.
Yous are gonna be hosting

356
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,520
a new night called Geordelicious.

357
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,200
(all) Ooh!

358
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,160
Great name, Anna.
What do we have to do?

359
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,000
Promote it.
Make sure it goes down well.

360
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:28,040
So, girls, today,
in preparation for the evening,

361
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,640
do a cocktail making masterclass.

362
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,120
Oh, my God!

363
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,760
No fucking way,
with how I feel today.

364
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,920
Lads, I've gave you
a starring role in the event.

365
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,800
You'll be getting training later.

366
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,360
My hangover's so bad,
I can't think of anything worse

367
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,720
than going training
for something I don't know what.

368
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,200
Tidy this up before you do anything.

369
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,880
Cheers, Anna.
OK? Bye!

370
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,320
Girls, get yourself off.
Howay then!

371
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:59,680
Hey you, come on! Everyone,
get the compost off the floor!

372
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,680
(retching)

373
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,720
Oh, this is a lot.

374
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,200
Fucking minging, this place.

375
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,520
Oh!
Still got the red hair on.

376
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,400
(laughs)

377
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,360
I thought James would have
at least said good morning,

378
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,560
but he's not said a word.

379
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:23,280
Louis? Come here, please.
Argh!

380
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,200
I knew this were coming.

381
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,280
Chloe, what you got?

382
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:30,280
Anything to say?
Yeah. Go on then.

383
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,800
You got told I said
I was gonna shag somebody.

384
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:38,360
Ant's been at the core of why
we argue since I've been here.

385
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,360
Has he not?
Mm-hmm.

386
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:44,360
This is the exact reason why
I didn't want to get serious.

387
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,320
I just wanna enjoy myself.

388
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:52,240
If a girl comes in that I get
on with, I would crack on.

389
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,040
I'm not a second option.

390
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,960
I'm gonna get my back up a bit.

391
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,120
I have got feelings for you.

392
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,080
He obviously likes you.

393
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:05,640
If he says something to you,
listen to my side of the story.

394
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,360
Doesn't need to be drama.

395
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:12,640
I'm glad we've had this chat.
It's cleared the air.

396
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,880
Obviously we're best pals,
aren't we? We're pals.

397
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:30,240
It was weird not having Bethan
at the party last night.

398
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,080
I hope that she's OK,

399
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,840
and this break works out best.

400
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,200
I wanna be getting naked today.

401
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,640
I'm too hungover for that shit.

402
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,320
Abbie, you look like death.

403
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,640
That chicken risotto
didn't agree with us.

404
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:52,800
Chicken? More like the vodka shots
you were throwing down your neck.

405
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,680
We haven't been out
daytime drinking yet.

406
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,640
I wanna get fucking smashed.

407
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:01,400
Is it an issue
if there's only two of us?

408
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,880
We could ask one of the lads.

409
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,240
We've got a problem.
What?

410
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,480
Abbie's got salmonella.

411
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,200
Any of yous wanna come
cocktail making? I'll come!

412
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,720
You don't have to ask me twice.

413
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,080
Cocktail making, here I come!

414
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:21,680
I'll go with the girls.
Nathan won't want to do it.

415
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,960
Fuck him off! Bye Nathan!

416
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,240
You traitor!

417
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,080
OK, I fucked up last night,

418
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:38,320
but it's not just my relationship
with Louis, the rest of the lads.

419
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,320
Fuck it! Let's have it! Hey!

420
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,960
There's this proper canny beefcake
with tatts on the dancefloor.

421
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,000
This can only mean one thing.

422
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,240
You boys have got a show.

423
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,600
Are we doing, like, strip dancing?
Strip dancing, yeah.

424
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,200
Fucking love that.
Yes!

425
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,960
Have you done this before?
Have I fuck!

426
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,480
Fucking hell!
That is fucking up there!

427
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:06,440
As we all know, I like to wear
as little as possible,

428
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:10,560
but, Anna, in what world
am I size fucking medium?

429
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,520
Oh, it's a proper bit of me, this.

430
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,720
I'm in my absolute element.

431
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,280
Move out the way, boys,
I have arrived!

432
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:23,960
Put these tops on, then we're
gonna get into the rehearsals.

433
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,800
I look like a sexy referee.
These outfits are fucking shite!

434
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,240
Good job they're not staying on.

435
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,720
I'll focus on a pair at a time.

436
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,240
You two first?

437
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,640
James and Beau are a pair,
and I'm with Louis.

438
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,880
After last night,
it's fucking awkward.

439
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:49,240
I don't wanna be put through
that embarrassment.

440
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,520
Pair of dickheads.

441
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:54,160
What's worrying me isn't
the shit state of the routine,

442
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,400
it's the shit state of friendship.

443
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,720
We've got a good fucking bond.

444
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:02,000
It spoils it when the lads
are having arguments

445
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,320
over a girl in the house.

446
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:08,840
When you like a girl,
you do do stupid shit.

447
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,160
We can't be having this shit
in the house.

448
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,600
I've not spent so much time
with the girls.

449
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,080
Cocktail making is
the perfect chance to make up.

450
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:26,240
Hello! We've been sent by Anna
to learn how to make cocktails.

451
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:29,880
Get onto the bar.
Don't have to ask me twice.

452
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:34,800
I have never been behind a bar
before, let alone made cocktails.

453
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,440
I want mine to be rum-based.

454
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,400
What kind of rum?
Spice.

455
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:43,280
I'm so excited to be learning
for our Geordielicious night,

456
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:46,200
but I'm just gonna get
pure twat-faced.

457
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,400
Oh, here we go.

458
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,600
Cocktails aren't
all about strength.

459
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,800
Sorry, cocktail fucking boss.
Easy, Chloe!

460
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:57,000
The guests won't be able to stand
with those measures. Fucking hell!

461
00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:01,320
That's making me feel sick already.
Don't fucking look then. Go home!

462
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:06,600
What's the point in a cocktail
if it's not gonna get you pissed?

463
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,400
It's all about making
people go, oi, oi!

464
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,240
I don't know why I'm friends
with you. Whoa!

465
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:13,680
Looks like piss.

466
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,000
I'm hoping it tastes better
than it looks.

467
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,320
(retching)

468
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,800
(laughs)

469
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,440
(retching)

470
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,480
Oh, it's on my top!

471
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,280
That should never have been made,
ever!

472
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:38,760
That needs to be put in the bin.

473
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:42,720
I'm ashamed that you would produce
something as foul....

474
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,920
Officially inspired
by Nathan Henry,

475
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,040
the new cocktail of the toon,
called Hurling Henry.

476
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,600
Aw!

477
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,960
Looking good. Let's swap over.

478
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,480
Here we go.

479
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:01,200
Our turn to show these little lads
how real men perform.

480
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,400
Um!

481
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:09,960
Fucking hell, this atmosphere
is getting worse by the second.

482
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,560
I need to sort it out.

483
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,520
Um...

484
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,520
Geordie Shore, why aye!

485
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:26,360
.

486
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,560
Um...

487
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,240
It is fucking awkward
between me and Louis.

488
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,120
I need to apologise.

489
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:43,600
I'm glad we got paired because
we do need to talk. I agree.

490
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:46,560
It started when Chloe
was coming down the stairs,

491
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,920
and I was like, fuck me,
she looks banging.

492
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,280
Feelings I had for her,
I'd threw under the carpet.

493
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,920
Yeah. When I seen her,
I was like, oof...

494
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,920
I appreciate that
he's being honest for once.

495
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,480
He does look sorry.

496
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:06,360
What a fucking dickhead I am.
I'm not even joking. I cannot...

497
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,280
Mate, trust us.
I cannot apologise enough.

498
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:13,640
I was mortal drunk and what I did
last night was inexcusable.

499
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,280
I'm gonna leave you to it,
trust us.

500
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:20,120
If you wanna crack on with her,
crack on with her.

501
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,880
Appreciate it.
Right. Come on, son.

502
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:27,120
I've apologised to Louis but
my behaviour affected all the lads.

503
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,400
I just hope
they can see I regret it.

504
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,800
Boys, time to up the pressure.

505
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,680
Bring some girls in,
watch your performance.

506
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:40,640
Doing it an hour, now we're
performing in front of ladies.

507
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:44,120
I'm not even gonna lie,
us lads are fucking shit.

508
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,880
I've spied a proper tasty sort,
and she is totally my type.

509
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,200
You can't mix work with pleasure?

510
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,840
I'm gonna show her exactly
what little Louis has got.

511
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,320
(Ant) I forgot it all.

512
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,560
This is embarrassing.

513
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,280
Boom, boom!

514
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,440
(laughs)

515
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,920
(Beau) This is getting
too Magic Mike.

516
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,080
I'm sitting out.

517
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,400
Bethan would have my balls
if I got more involved.

518
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,840
Hey up! Yes!

519
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:29,160
I'm pulling all the fucking stops
out. These birds are loving it.

520
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,080
Come on. Grind. Fucking hell!

521
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,800
Your legs are tight.
I'm big, me.

522
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,320
Boom, boom. Riding a pony here, me.

523
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:42,040
Louis was just sat on her,
straddling her like that.

524
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,800
This bird is loving my moves.

525
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,040
Put my tongue in her mouth.

526
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,840
Oh, shit!

527
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,520
Oh! Funny that, isn't it?

528
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,440
Louis's turned it up a notch.
Get in!

529
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,360
Don't neck on with her!

530
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,440
Fucking hell! This little man
has some hefty bollocks.

531
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,880
Him and Chloe have smoothed it out,
but fucking hell.

532
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,600
Louis! RIP, mate.

533
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:14,880
I really don't care whether Chloe
finds out about this kiss or not.

534
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,800
Thank you, though,
for letting us entertain you.

535
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,920
Loved that.
Thank you.

536
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,480
See you later, girls.

537
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:24,160
We're off.
This girl is well into me.

538
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,800
I'm gonna see if she wants
to come with us tonight.

539
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,480
See you later, gorgeous.

540
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,160
Howay, lasses.

541
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,240
Hello, you.

542
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,760
I am mortal!

543
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,080
Oh, my God. She's been sick today.

544
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,080
I've got really bad FOMO.

545
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,120
I have literally slept all day,

546
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:53,800
but seeing Nathan
has put a massive smile on me face.

547
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:57,040
(Beau) Come on then, boys.
Let's fucking have it!

548
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,880
Woo!
Oh, my God!

549
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,240
What have we been up to?
Stripping!

550
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,360
These boys,
in tiny thongs, dancing.

551
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,160
Why did I miss out?

552
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,520
They've squashed their beef.

553
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,240
He knows he's fucked up.

554
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:15,200
His apology, I do accept it.
The lads have made up.

555
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:19,080
Me and Louis, back on track,
hope we neck on.

556
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,440
Everybody, listen!
Screw this, let's go and get ready.

557
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:23,680
(all) Come on!

558
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,440
Doesn't my face mask look like cum?

559
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,000
Oh, yeah.
Hmm...

560
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,520
James still hasn't spoke to us.

561
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,000
I'm not impressed.

562
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:38,160
After all the attention last night,
now he's just blanking me,

563
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,600
it's bloody rude.

564
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,720
What about this wig?

565
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,480
Because last night that wig

566
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,480
brought out a side
I didn't even know existed.

567
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:51,600
Use the wig to make you in control,
then fuck him off.

568
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,800
How was work, boys?
It was good.

569
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,600
Louis enjoyed himself.
Why?

570
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:04,320
I put me tongue in her mouth.

571
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,320
And necked on.
You necked someone?

572
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,960
What the fuck?

573
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,600
They're not together,

574
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:13,320
but when Chloe finds out,
she is gonna lose her head.

575
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,520
They invited them out tonight.
You've invited the girl?

576
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,840
I'm gonna tell you...
No, no, no, not girl... Plural.

577
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,200
You're very brave
or very fucking stupid.

578
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,280
I've done nothing wrong.

579
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,680
Why should I feel sorry?

580
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:31,560
Give Louis a nice big cuddle
before we put him in the ground.

581
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,760
Nice knowing you.
Nice knowing you.

582
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,880
We'll all have your back, mate.

583
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,360
I am saying nowt.

584
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,320
My mission tonight is to have fun,

585
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,160
show everyone I can have a laugh.

586
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:45,520
Listen! We've got
an announcement to make.

587
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,520
I'm back, bitches!

588
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,600
Is the red back again?
Hell!

589
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,560
Oh, fuck!

590
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,720
She's wearing the wig.

591
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,840
I like the red hair, like.
(all laughing)

592
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,360
You need, like, an alter ego name.

593
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,080
What about Roxy?
Roxanne!

594
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,400
(all chanting) Roxanne! Roxanne!
Roxanne!

595
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,680
Roxanne! Roxanne!
I've been swerving her all day,

596
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:13,160
but Amelia, or should I say Roxy,
has definitely got my attention.

597
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:16,680
We need to go to the club!
(cheering)

598
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,280
Tonight is gonna be a mint night.

599
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,880
I'm looking forward to having
a little flirt with Louis.

600
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,360
Everyone's on good form,
but it's not gonna last long,

601
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,720
especially when Chloe finds out
about Louis's plus one.

602
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,360
I've got to find the right moment.

603
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,000
(Beau) To the family!

604
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,680
She's like me little sis.
I want her to know

605
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,120
she doesn't need to put on shit
to impress James.

606
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:19,280
Abbie's my girl,
and she's right about James.

607
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,240
He only wants me with this red wig.

608
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:29,400
Roxy is about to show him
exactly what she's made of.

609
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,640
I've had a great day.

610
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,480
Me and Ant made up,
this club's buzzing.

611
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,360
Gonna be a good night.

612
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,400
Louis and I are on it tonight.

613
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,680
Cheers!
Cheers!

614
00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:00,200
The club is bouncing,
but Louis has not said a word.

615
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,280
What's going on?

616
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,600
Chloe is looking at Louis
for attention,

617
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,440
but he's waiting for the girls
from the strip lesson.

618
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:26,200
Right, time for Roxy
to get her teeth into James.

619
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,440
Flirt with him, fuck him off.

620
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:42,400
I can feel it.
Little James is twitching.

621
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,640
Tonight's gonna be like last night,
all over again.

622
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,840
(cheering)

623
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:04,200
I've been pied by Roxy
and she's not even a real lass.

624
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,240
RIP, Roxy.

625
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,120
Long live Amelia.

626
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:21,280
I have to tell Chloe
that the girls are coming.

627
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,480
Shit! Too fucking late!

628
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:36,160
Fuck! The girls from the strip
lesson have just rocked up,

629
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,200
including the one
that Louis necked on with.

630
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,480
Who the hell are these lot?
They know the boys very well.

631
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,160
I thought Louis
wanted to be with us,

632
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:55,920
but now he's with another bird.

633
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,480
Oh, fuck!
Chloe's less than ten feet away.

634
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,840
Louis, please don't be stupid.

635
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:19,160
I can't believe what I'm seeing,
right in front of Chloe.

636
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,600
What the fuck? Is he mad?

637
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,400
Now this is about to get
really ugly.

638
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,720
Shit! Chloe is gonna explode.

639
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,400
I need to try
and minimise the blast.

640
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,640
You know what?
I'm actually 100% fine with this.

641
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,480
Shit the bed! I'm eating my words.

642
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,920
Chloe hasn't done anything.

643
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:10,000
I have wasted far too much
of my time over silly little boys

644
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:13,400
and I'm not gonna do anything.
It feels fucking good.

645
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:24,120
I never thought I'd see the day
Chloe would become independent.

646
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,840
I'm so proud of her.

647
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:56,920
.