One, two, three.
Morning. CHEERING
I cannot believe that Gary Beadle has come back to the family.
CHEERING
Come on, then, let's set sail!
Ah, this is the life.
James is being very, very, very two-faced with Nathan.
I'm gonna have to say something to Nathan because Nathan loves James.
He's been whinging and moaning how much work you've been getting.
I can't tell if this is genuine or if it's a reach to get me on side.
Yeah, I think you need to come over. I really do.
'Do you know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna book some flights.'Yes.
It's gonna get heated. It's gonna get bad.
We're gonna have Chloe's big 30th birthday party at the villa.
CHEERING
James and Leah are on their way.
So, that little toad is gonna turn up tonight. Bring it on.
Everyone, raise a glass to Miss Chloe Ferry.
CHEERING
DJ, play the fucking music!
CHEERING
Happy birthday. Thank you.
Happy birthday, Chlo. Thank you.
I am having the most amazing night,
and Nathan has literally blew it out the bag.
I'm having the best 30th birthday that anyone could ever wish for.
Let's get fucking mortal!
LAUGHTER
I'm gonna blow my own trumpet.
If I do say so myself, I have thrown the best party for Chloe.
And I've still got more surprises to come.
Oh! Oh, wait, wait!
Oh!
LAUGHTER
Here we go! Oh, shit.
Happy birthday, Chloe!
What kind of party would it be without a stripping waiter?
You're very welcome, Chloe.
Here we go, baby. Oh, my God!
Is it a stripper?
Ah! Chloe!
Touch him, Chloe! LAUGHTER
I've paid for it.
My turn next?
HE LAUGHS Go away.
I mean, this stripper dance is very sexy,
I do feel a little bit aroused.
Right, OK. Right, yeah, I've never had that before.
But I do feel a little bit claustrophobic
with his belt around my face. What's he doing?
Take it off! Take it off!
Oh! Whoo!
Harder than that.
Oh, go on, get them off.
I love how his boxers match his knee strap.
Fashion. Fashion.
What stripper matches their knee brace to their boxers?
This is more like Tragic Mike, not Magic Mike.
CHEERING
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, aye-aye.
I'm not gonna lie, I thought he was gonna get his cock out,
but, obviously, he didn't.
Never mind. Fucking hell, Nathan.
I appreciate the effort that Nathan is putting in,
but a cock and balls in my face, that is a little bit too far, love.
I need a spring roll after that, love.
♪ I got to do what I do
♪ Do what I do
♪ Hey!
♪ I got to do what I do... ♪
Oh, is it canapes? Yeah.
What you got? I have no idea.
I'm gonna go and get a canape, - fuck it. - What's a canape, like?
A little snack.
I said the same thing, I've never heard of that. A canape.
It's just a posh thing, innit it?
Joking us, fucking hell.
'This party is amazing.
'I'm so glad it is in the villa, cos I don't like missing out.'
I like involving myself with all of the fun.
Is that yours?
Yeah. It's nice.
I can dress classy, I just choose not to.
Come on, Ricci. Surely, you've got better chat up lines than that.
Next thing you know, you'll be asking Chantelle
which way it is to the gun show.
I'm not gonna lie, though, I do think she is enjoying it.
Oh, that's fucking beautiful, that, though.
Oh, thank you. Gorgeous.
It just fucking flows. RICCI LAUGHS
Glides.
Give him some back, then, Chantelle.
He looks lovely. LAUGHTER
Is that all, yeah?
After all them compliments, "He looks fucking lovely jubbly."
Right, so, Chloe, this is your last surprise.
Too much filler in my - face for that. - Melton John.
Go on! Sexy!
Deep throating the fire.
How do they do it? Nathan, you've done so good here, mind.
Canapes, stripper and now a fire breather.
And there's been no kick-offs.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
We're finally here. Did you miss us?
♪ I've been silent in the shadows
♪ Biding my time... ♪
CHEERING
She'll need to have a Gaviscon after that trick.
LAUGHTER
Bravo! That was amazing! Thank you.
♪ I'm coming full force... ♪
Got a call from Kyle to say that Ricci's been stirring the pot
and he's been saying even more shit behind my back.
There's absolutely no way
that I'm gonna let Ricci turn the Geordies against us.
So that's why me and Leah, we've had to come out to Portugal.
And now, if he's got something to say, he can say it to my face.
♪ Time to show the world I'm coming in full force. ♪
I think your birthday's done - now. - It is. Mwah.
I love you so much. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Oh.
Oh, great James and Leah are here.
This is gonna go west.
Hello!
Hello. CHEERING
I think... Oh.
Can we stand next to the enemy?
THEY LAUGH
Gonna say hello. Do what you want.
This is the first time I've seen James since all this beef began.
I'm not gonna go in all guns blazing.
I've waited too long to see James, so I'm gonna do this properly.
♪ We winning, I know you see me... ♪
Hello, son. Welcome back.
Jesus, it's been a long time, mate.
Fucking hell, I can't actually believe Gaz and Aaron are here.
Gaz, you good?
I feel like I'm at a school - reunion. - LAUGHTER
I think, do you know what it is? You've just got to let them...
everyone, just got to get them say hi.
Of course, howay.
How you doing? You all - right? - Fucking hell, man.
I'm glad you're here, though.
I'm glad I'm here. I'm so glad you're here.
Do you know what is, though? Like...
Youse are our friends. Yeah.
Like, we couldn't not come.
Me and James have decided we're not gonna let Ricci's pathetic behaviour
get in the way of us spending time with people that we love.
And quite frankly, Ricci needs to realise
that we don't care about what he's got to say.
I need a drink. Where's the bar?
I'm in limbo here! LAUGHTER
You can cut the tension with a knife.
The divide is back.
Chantelle, I'm gonna go to bed, OK? Love you.
Go on, then, babe. Love you.
Now that James and Leah are here, I know there's gonna be drama,
so I'm gonna take that as my cue to take me and bump off to bed.
That ruined the bloody party, didn't it?
AWKWARD LAUGHTER
How are you?
Very good, how are you? What's happening?
It's been a lot. Yeah?
Dramatic. Yeah?
Do you know how much of a joke this whole situation is?
James is walking in here blind.
A lot's been said, and a lot's gone on,
so I need to get him up to scratch
so he knows exactly what he's dealing with.
I'm gonna tell you something now, I'm gonna tell you something now.
I haven't even risen to it.
Listen, he's said he's got information on you
about you slagging off other people in the house.
♪ Danger is your middle name
♪ But I don't make no meaning... ♪
When, though? I don't even see him, and I don't speak to him.
He's trying to take me down to make himself look better.
This is really annoying.
'He's trying to turn everyone against us.'
Has Ricci really got nothing else going on
that he's got to talk about me all day?
Awful as it is saying this,
I do think you are better off getting the conversation done.
And it's gonna have a blow out,
but it's like, it's then how we deal with the blow out afterwards.
Right now, there is a lot of he said, she said shit going on.
Them two just need to talk and sort it out.
How are you feeling? Fine.
Do you feel like you want to have a chat with him? Or...?
I will do in a bit.
It's your 30th, at the end of the day, as well.
So, you know, I just don't want things...
Let everyone enjoy themselves for now.
I totally agree with Ricci not going pulling James on Chloe's birthday.
Cos at the end of the day,
none of wer want to ruin her birthday,
and I don't think James can handle the facts.
So, you want to chat with Leah? Mm-hm.
Might as well, probably now is a good fucking time, innit?
I know James and Leah have just arrived to the party,
but I've got me own separate issue with Leah that I need to get sorted.
I won't be able to enjoy my night if I don't say me piece.
Leah, let's have a little chat. Now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've just got in.
But I think it's better just to talk about it now
rather than walking around with all the awkwardness
and stuff like that, yeah? Yeah, yeah. Mm-hm.
So, last year... Yeah.
Can you remember on the beach in Thailand,
at the very end, you said, "Jay, are we sorted?"
- Hm-mm. - I was like, "Yeah, yeah, I was like, we're sorted,
"but you could apologise to my Leah because of obviously what you said."
But did I not say to your face, though, on the beach, I said,
"Look, what I said about Leah, I shouldn't have said that."
And I took accountability for that, and I did, Jay.
I did.
This is a joke. I think Jay's clutching at straws.
'It seems like Jay's just using this as an excuse.'
He's clearly not over me pulling him up in Thailand
about the bitchy comment he made about me.
We're not children.
All right, well... What's done is done in Thailand.
I'm not having... Like, I don't care to talk to you.
I don't know what's going on here, but what I do know
is that Leah can handle herself.
I'm not gonna get involved, but I am gonna stay near enough
just in case she needs us.
Everything that I'm bringing up is exactly the same scenario
or situation that you brought up.
You want an apology, you got an apology.
Now I'm bringing this, I'm throwing the ball into your court,
and you're like, "Oh, yeah, well..." You're arguing it.
And then you're like, "Oh, well, that was last year."Mm.
I don't need to be friends with you, Leah, nothing.
- I wish youse well. - I'm not asking you to be friends.
Uh-huh. So what is the point in this conversation?
I knew she would act like this.
She's being so defensive
when all that's required is a simple apology to my Leah.
I knew that would be your response.
That's proving you're not a - girl's girl. - Yes, I am.
Yes, she is. Jay's... Jay's a...
Eh? Did Jay just say that Leah isn't a girl's girl?
I'm not having that.
Yes, but you still, you did say it.
But I've already owned it,
and I said I shouldn't - have said that. - You didn't.
James? Yeah.
Please come here a second,
cos this is like talking to a fucking brick wall.
It's not gonna end well, that, is it?
Jay's in there by himself, like, with the three of them.
Get involved. They're all getting involved.
If I get involved, it's gonna all kick off. No.
Jay's sitting on his own now with three of them.
Go and have your boy's back. Oh, looks like we're all going in.
Right now, Jay's sitting on his own, and there's three of them sitting.
I know that Ricci doesn't want it to blow up,
but right now, he needs to go and have Jay's back.
I can see Ricci sat opposite, and he's absolutely fuming.
It's about to kick off in any minute, I know it is.
We've already had this conversation last year.
But James, you brought this in originally, mate.
You should have phoned him before we went away, sorted it out properly.
I don't even have his number. You don't have his number?
We're in a group together, mate.
No, but we don't speak on the phone, we don't speak...
Now James is getting himself involved.
Things are just getting worse.
What do you think of what's going on right now?
This is why I didn't want - to come back. - Yeah.
It could have been sorted. That's what we tried to do,
but it got dragged out and then fucking more shit.
And then we did sort it, we were all right.
But you did an interview on us, saying the shit that you said.
- Oh, my God. - I didn't even mention your name.
And there we have it. It was only a matter of time.
We were asked, Geordie Shore press night...
Yes, yes, it was aimed at me, though.
The interviewer asked Chloe,
"Would you ever bring your partner on Geordie Shore?"
She turned around and says, "No,
"not the way after one of the lads spoke to Leah, James' partner."
So, then they came to me, and they went, "James, what's happened?"
I went, "Do you know what? Yeah, it's right.
"One of the lads, he didn't speak to my girlfriend very nicely,
"he was rude to her."
What's wrong with that? You were. You called her a manipulator.
You called her a narcissist, and you called her a fame-hungry bitch.
I could say a fucking lot worse.
But opinions, though, mate. Opinions.
The thing is, as well, you've both had your opinions on me.
I'm not being funny, you've sold about eight stories on me.
But that's been after youse two jumping online
and doing what youse have done, - though. - Oh, come off it.
Do you know how much abuse I got for that, mate? My mam at work.
What about my mam?
What about my mam watching you call me a narcissist
and a manipulator online? In that moment, Leah, though.
This would never have started if you didn't do that interview
and if you didn't react online.
I didn't do the interview, I got asked a question.
I didn't mention your name. But it was aimed at me, though.
It was a question!
- But it was facts! - It was aimed at me. No, it's not, though.
What, so you didn't call her a... You weren't nasty to her?
Oh, come on. You haven't got a track record?
Listen to it. Have you heard the name calling
that youse two gave me last series? You digged me all the way through.
Off the back of what you've done to me.
All the way through. No, no, you digged me all the way through.
I'm hardly gonna be like, "Oh, do you know what, you're a nice guy."
And the way you called me a wax melt
and everything else, you both name called. You both name called.
And that's not fucking fair.
Great 30th birthday this has been
Both on my appearance, both of youse.
And that's fucking... That's rude and disgraceful.
I wasn't doing that about your appearances.
So you're not rude and disgraceful?
I tried to consciously sort it out, and then you ran off crying,
and then you said to me... You keep saying run off crying.
..."The way that you spoke to me bird and made her cry." I never, mate.
- I never. - She's not gonna cry for no reason.
I'm going in.
You're not, are you? Yeah.
This'll go on for two hours.
This has gone round in so many circles,
I'm actually starting to get dizzy.
Somebody needs to take Ricci and James outside,
sit them down, get them to talk and sort it out.
Cos this is just ruining the party.
You're talking about...
everything's double or effective from youse two before.
It's stupid.
Two seconds. Fucking pointless.
Listen, I think when it's two on thingy, whatever,
it's getting a bit too much.
Thank fuck Gaz has came over to intervene here,
because Jay and Ricci are doing my head in.
Let's get Ricci and James outside.
SHE SIGHS I'm not crying.
That tear's not going down.
None of them crocodile tears, - mind. - No, no crocodile tears.
I'm gonna have some cake. I'm starving.
All this arguing has got me pure starving,
and what better to eat than my birthday cake?
Lovely.
Mm.
It's bloody gorgeous.
Shit, shit.
You OK? Yes.
What the fuck have you done to the cake? Chloe!
Is she taking the fucking piss?
What the fuck, man? What have you done?
SHE GIGGLES Oh, well.
I mean, I'm not gonna waste good cake, though.
It was fucking expensive!
Oh, youse are eating it with your hand?
Fucking hell.
She started it, so I might as well finish it.
I can accept responsibility for stuff,
and youse two won't for - anything though, mate. - Yes, we will.
You won't. Of course we will.
If we feel like we're in the wrong for something, we will.
We'll hold our hands up. Can you hear 'em?
I-I need to turn my hearing aids up, hang on.
Do you want to my hearing aids - in? - I can hear already. I'm not deaf.
With your already great hearing, supersonic.
No, I don't want a hearing aid in. Go on, then, give me one.
Put it in your hole.
It's no different to what we've ever said about each other in the past.
We've always had banter. We're not friends,
so how can you dig at us? Yeah, now we're not.
I don't want to come in here
and it'd be awkward, because I've got some of my best friends in here,
and I want to come in and have a good time.
That's why I want to get it sorted now because it...
But it doesn't seem like you want to get it sorted
when you're slagging us off online.
You did that story first. I didn't.
I'm feeling so fucking frustrated.
But this is gonna be impossible
if James isn't prepared to listen to what I have to say.
You'll have your point, I'll have my point.
Right, we're gonna disagree. We're not the same people,
we're not heading down the same direction in life.
We haven't got the same friendship groups,
and I'm absolutely fine with it.
As well, I've got to react
because youse have brought stuff that I've got to react to.
It sounds like people are reacting to people's reactions. It is.
It all started with youse two. So, anyway, enjoy yourself, son.
"It all started with youse two", OK.
Have a good time, mate. You too.
Well, that went fucking nowhere. What a surprise
Has it been sorted out? Nah.
I'm happy, just put it to one side, like, it is what it is.
We want everyone to have a good time, so... Well done.
Well done, James.
♪ Handcuffed on the train track
♪ Five steps forward Taking ten back... ♪
I just feel like you didn't get - your point across there. - No, no.
They're there going on about your looks.
If the shoe was on the other foot, and you were on about her looks...
So, cos you're a boy, you just accept it? Nah.
I think it's bang out of order
for anyone to make a comment on anyone's appearance,
especially when half of we have paid big money to look the way we do.
Nah, we're not just gonna brush that over, like, under the carpet.
If I thought you were on the wrong
in any way, shape or form, I would speak to you.
You'd tell us, you'd pull us. I know you would do, you'd pull us.
No, I think it was bang out of order.
Yeah, name calling's childish as fuck.
Ooh, tighter pants. Oh, fucker!
Is there room for one more?
Howay, Soph. Have a seat, have a seat.
This is so nostalgic,
seeing Aaron and Gaz in the same room, having a party together.
It almost feels like I've went back in time
and I'm living in 2015 again.
Very tame, these parties, compared to the old house parties.
Can you remember the house parties we used to have
when we invited all our mates?
And all our mates would all get with each other.
People go to me, "Oh, you're a bit boring now, you just play golf."
I'm like, if you had my 20s, right, you'd play golf and that.
No, it was.
After living in the Geordie Shore house for ten years,
I can assure you, the only club that I need in my life is a golf club.
It is mental, like, when I see youse as dads now.
And people are married, like, what the fuck?
Like, life is just mental.
But it's coming for you, Soph. It will, love, I know, I know.
How are we getting on with the family?
So, honestly, last year was hell.
SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYS
Oh. You all right, man? Soph, Soph, Soph. It's all right.
It's just... I've really had a really bad time.
It does break my heart to hear what Sophie's going through,
because there's one thing I do know,
and that is she'll be an amazing mam.
You know what, I just know I'm on this Earth to have a baby
and have a family, like, I'm done now.
Sophie, you've been on this earth to have a baby for about 15 years.
Sophie, you've had 15 years in Geordie Shore.
Remember, I was cooking youse dinner at 22 and that.
"Line the stomach. Aaron, sort me, cheers."
And I remember back in the day,
she would make us a Sunday lunch, she would do motherly things,
so I-I feel... I feel really sad for her and Jordan
that she's surrounded by all her, like, OG friends in here,
and everyone's got kids.
It seems harsh that this is happening to her.
Thanks, boys, thank you. I love you.
Listen, we'll always have this, - this love. - Come on.
Can you remember when me and Charlotte said
you were always gonna be lonely with, like, four cats?
Yeah, I'm almost there, yeah. No, no, no, no.
"Look at me now, bitch!" Yeah, look at me now, bitch.
Man's been lonely. THEY LAUGH
Right, Chloe, you've got to blow out your candles.
Has anyone got a lighter?
Blow out me candles? I think that ship's already sailed, love.
This cake is fucked.
Happy birthdaaaaaay!
Oh, no. Not a food fight, surely, no, no.
Well, it's definitely fucked now, like.
No!
Stop it, stop it!
No, no! Oi! You're joking!
I don't know why you're laughing, Jordan. Have some cake yourself.
It's already in your hair. Abbie!
What did I do to deserve that?
Literally, like...
- Yeah. - You've got to think about this, right.
If Ricci doesn't have drama with anyone, right, what's he got?
He's got nothing. No... No!
He feels inadequate cos we're all moving on with our lives.
We're about to have the fucking wedding of the fucking century.
He's just trying to stir shit.
And he just wants to be relevant. He wants to be part of it.
No! SCREAMING
We've not come here - for the drama, you know. - Nah.
I was in the door for five minutes, and Jay had to pull us.
Can you...? Were you expecting that?
Jesus Christ. No.
Gladiators... gooooo!
This is for ruining the cake, bitch!
What kind of wedgie is this?
They're that far up my arse, I can taste me pyjama pants.
Go on, Chloe! Argh!
Yeah, Nathan, take that! I'm harder than Aaron Chalmers.
Good morning, chicken.
YAWNING
Oh, no, no, no, no. Get up.
I had such a good night last night.
I drank, I danced, I ate cake,
and I got covered in cake, and I wrestled.
Well, thank you very much for an amazing night.
And I'm so happy that it didn't go pear-shaped, cos it could have.
Like, obviously, when James come in, so...
Could have went tits up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
At the end of the day, we're all our family,
and we hardly get to go away often,
so I don't want this argument to ruin the trip.
Everyone thinks they've got a point,
and everyone thinks they're in the right.
I don't want it to affect all of us.
Adulting's hard, isn't it, man?
When you get... Remember being 17, 18,
and then just... you didn't give a fuck?
This is the thing, in school.
They don't teach you anything
about things you actually use every single day.
"This is how you do your tax at the end of the year
"if you're self-employed."
Where do you get taught that? - You just don't. - You don't.
What would you call that lesson if you had it?
It'd be like, just... just call it life.
What lesson have you got today? Life.
Yeah, this lesson's called life.
And, er... it just gets gradually worse as you get older.
Morning. Yeah. You all right?
In some ways, it's totally different being back here.
I've woke up, I'm fresh, I'm not hungover.
But in some ways, it's exactly the same.
There's still so much beef in here, we could have a barbecue.
After last night, I thought it'd be a good idea to golf,
just to try and get everyone out and about.
Who's going? So, me, you, Jordan,
and then, obviously, we'll take Kyle and James.
I haven't came back to sit in a villa full of tension.
The best thing we can do today is get James away from Jay and Ricci.
I just want to get everyone - out of the villa. - But...
See, that's good, but I think we need to try and bring them back,
a bit of a mediate.
If you speak to Kyle and James,
I'll stay here and speak to Jay and Ricci.
As much as I'd love to come to golf, I just didn't want them...
I just didn't want them left and being...
Feeling left out. Feeling left out.
I want you to come to golf.
I know, I'm devastated. Why you...?
Do you know what it is? I'm in Portugal,
probably one of the nicest places for golf.
With me, to play golf. I know, mate. I know.
After everything that's gone on in the villa,
I've got to miss a day with Gaz golfing
because these idiots can't sort their differences out.
Back in the day, I would have just told them to fuck off.
I'll take them, then. Right. Happy days.
'The mood in the villa is not nice.'
Ricci's angry, which is never good.
I really haven't got a clue how this is gonna play out.
- Morning. - You all right? Morning.
Obviously, after last night...
anyone wants to get out, I'm going to play golf.
Jordan, I know you play golf. Yes, love it.
And it's not really you guys' thing.
You don't really play a bit of golf, but if you want to come...
You can teach us, though. Exactly. No better person to teach us.
Kyle, have you actually ever - hit a golf ball? - Crazy golf.
Oh, aye, I've done crazy golf once.
Oh, they may mock me,
but in my family, back in 2018, I was crazy golf champion.
So, shove that one up your arse, fellas.
I'll come, definitely.
I'm bang up for golf.
To be honest, I'll be bang up for absolutely anything
as long as it means I don't need to look at Ricci's face all day.
I'll have to leave you here. I know.
I'll be fine. You'll be all right.
Howay, son.
Youse all right? Lovely, isn't it?
I'm all right, me, like.
Feel all right? Feel fine.
Do youse fancy going for some - food? - Aye.
Sounds good, that.
Cos it was a bit... a little bit hectic last night, wasn't it?
- A little bit. - It was expected, that. That was gonna happen.
It was always gonna happen.
I thought it was gonna go off more, which I'm glad it didn't,
but it could just keep escalating and escalating,
so that's what I'm saying.
I think we should just go, get some food.
Get... We'll get dressed up, shirts and that on.
Shirts? Well, somewhere nice.
- Somewhere nice, isn't it? - Aye, howay, I'm up for that, like.
Must be that fighter's money, eh? THEY LAUGH
You're paying, Ricci. You're - paying. - I'm skint.
I appreciate Aaron staying behind to hang out with me and Jay.
Getting out of the villa, spending time with the lads
is exactly what I need to clear my head.
Wah.
OK, so I'm gonna pack cos I'm gonna go to golf,
and then I'm going to the airport.
I'm gonna fly straight home - after golf. - OK.
Yeah, I've got the kids, and I...
I don't like... I don't like missing.
You coming back, though? - What? - Coming back?
Yeah, well, if everything gets sorted,
I might come back next week, yeah.
Are you all right, Nathan? Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie, it is playing on my mind
that Ricci said that James is jealous of my success
because the James I know has always been happy for everything I've done.
I don't think it needs to be something
to add fuel to the fire of everything that's going on,
cos it's just gonna get out of hand.
What I've got from what was said, I don't feel like I was put down.
Fair enough, like, yeah, if he has made comments about that,
but we all have.
James has always been a bitch.
Like, he was. He wasn't a very nice person.
Like, he'd always have a go at us girls
for, like, how we looked and all of those things,
but, really, I think he was just a self-conscious little boy... Mm.
...at that point, and he felt insecure in himself as well.
And now, obviously, you grow up and things change,
and I do think he has grown, but... Yeah, exactly.
...let's not pretend that James wasn't a bitch, cos he was -
he was awful to us all at one point.
I feel like Holly's downplaying the situation
to make Nathan feel better,
but she shouldn't be excusing James's behaviour.
Bitching about your friends is not OK.
Everyone's done things. We've all done things.
Just let it be.
It's just messy, innit?
So messy. So messy.
Do you know what world he lives in, you know?
Frickin' Ricci world. Aye.
2012 world.
The top and bottom of it is they're still not over Thailand.
I don't want to be his friend ever again.
Nah.
And I honestly don't think Jay's capable
of being a friend to anyone.
He's just, like... He's got no depth.
Just surface level.
And I haven't got time for people like that in my life. No.
It's... I think, honestly...
...that's the most I've ever - heard Jay speak. - I know.
Bet you his mouth's killing. BOTH CHUCKLE
His jaw's aching. He's not used - to talking so much. - Yeah.
Gary, where the hell are you going?
Why have you got your case?
I'm going home after golf.
- - What? - Are you? - I'm just going back to see the kids.
I've got the kids over.
Got dad duties? Yeah.
Well, I'm buzzing I come and got to see you.
I'm gonna try and come back - out. - Do you wanna come back?
Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's good.
To be fair, though, I have enjoyed it.
What do you think of Kyle's attire?
Why are your shorts so...? Why is he dressed like that?
LAUGHTER
They're very tight. You look like you're going to school.
LAUGHTER
Don't pull the socks up and that. You don't need to.
Jesus, he's still got a shit fashion sense.
Right, well, enjoy golf. See ya. Have a good day.
Enjoy golf.
So good to see you. Argh.
It's been a good 'un.
Right, golf clubs. - Well, enjoy. - Bye.
Have fun. Enjoy.
♪ Good vibe, good vibe Hey, are you ready?
♪ Good times, good times... ♪
Try and get rid of these tan lines.
After the massive party I threw last night,
I just want some rest and relaxation,
so I wanna sit here in the house.
'Who the fuck wants to play golf?'
Does anyone know any, like... anything famous about Portugal?
Mm, not really.
Custard tart. Correct.
Do you know anyone famous from Portugal?
Yeah, Ronaldo.
Howay, Sophie, this kind of chat's gonna put us to sleep.
You ever had port? Port, yeah.
It's good for pastel de nata. Oh, it sounds bougie.
Oi! Where are you fuckers going?
For some food. Are you?
Well, where was my invite, like?
We've just been learning about Portuguese delicacies.
Do you want any food brought - back? - No, I want a souvenir.
Ha, I need to get me mam one. Will you?
You just reminded us.
See you later. - See you later. - Bye.
This is more like it, isn't it?
Whee!
You've gotta, like, respect the course and that, haven't you?
Go faster.
I'm buzzing to be out on the golf course.
Cos you see, the thing is, golf is for the mature man,
it's for the sophisticated man.
What do I do?
"What do I do?"
But it's probably not for this man.
I'll just... I'll just get your driver.
Which one's the driver? LAUGHTER
He was looking for someone driving the buggy.
"Which one is the driver?"
I'll honestly give it about ten minutes
before Gaz tries to get rid of us.
But not this time, sunshine. We're not on a boat now.
- Wow. - If you do shit here, at least your hair looks good.
Cheers, mate.
Ooh.
Ah, topped it.
Right, I can beat that.
LAUGHTER
Where'd it go?
See you later!
Are you beginning to think bringing them two was a bad idea?
LAUGHTER
Ah.
Ball! Fore!
Where did that go? Don't know. Shit.
Like it. Come round.
LAUGHTER
Do you want me to show you how to hit, James?
JAMES CHUCKLES It's all in the hips.
You really have missed us, haven't you?
KYLE LAUGHS
You really have missed us.
LAUGHTER
About time, lads. About time.
How's it going? Not very well.
LAUGHTER
My favourite part's been driving the buggy.
So, what's the plan? Cos you're going home, in't you?
So, like, you've come out, and you didn't know what to expect.
Have you enjoyed it,
and are you looking forward coming back out more now?
Yeah, I think we just need to get the house to a mature level.
Yes. - Yeah. - Yeah.
I'm just gonna say it - that's rich coming from Gaz Beadle,
because I've seen him throw his toys out the pram
more times than my own child.
Hopefully, when I come back, everything's sorted.
What do you reckon?
Honestly, I do not want drama in my life.
I've got no drama outside of it.
But I feel like, some people, all they have is drama.
James has been in the Geordie Shore house since day one.
If anyone knows that you can not live in this house
and hold a grudge, it is him.
At some point, somebody has to be the bigger person
and sort it out.
You can not go on like this.
♪ Yeah, it's a good day
♪ Ey, ey, ey, ey. ♪
Shall we try here? Delicacy, I think.
Hi. - Hello. - Hi.
It's your first time here? Yes.
OK, this is codfish with cheese.
What's these?
This is cheesy sheep with quincy jam.
Cheesy what?
Sorry, what did she say?
- Cheesy sheep? - Cheesy sheep. Will you try them?
LAUGHS
- Cheese? - Cheese and fish - you haven't thought about me, have you?
LAUGHTER
Ah, sorry, Jay.
Shit, I forgot Jay is vegan,
and I've brought him to a fish and cheese shop.
Here, has anyone got a carrot?
Thank you. You're welcome.
Enjoy your holidays. Bye-bye. Thank you. Bye. Bye-bye.
♪ The sun's shining bright Ain't a cloud in the sky
♪ It's a good day. #Shall we have a little sit here?
It looks quite nice, doesn't it?
Ah, mate, I divvent like - fucking seagulls. - Ha!
Get rid of it. Nah.
It's not moving.
Howay. There we gan. It's fucking shitting all over.
That's shit there. Oh, is it?
RICCI LAUGHS
You're... You've got white shorts on.
LAUGHTER
After last night, how are youse feeling? Where was it left?
Do you know what it is for me, right?
I'm at a point, I had that conversation last night.
I'm not interested in speaking to Leah again.
There's absolutely no point.
'Leah, right now, I have no respect for her.'
She... I feel like she's causing all these issues in this house.
I feel like she thinks she's... better than everybody else.
Clearly fucking not.
And, yeah, she's two-fucking-faced at the end of the day.
It's simple as that.
I'm not gonna get anywhere with it.
And I felt like that's what happened with you last night.
There's no remorse in terms of... in terms anything.
And that's not sitting right with us at all.
This is why I brought the Nathan thing.
I didn't mean to drag Nathan into this,
but everyone needs to know how two-faced James is.
They got personal.
They were on about, you know, my features and the way I look.
And, you know... And James did it with him and that as well,
talking about age and, you know,
"He walks around like he grunts all the time,"
and all this kind of stuff.
They're saying childish comments.
And Leah's pushing it.
You're saying she... Do you think it's coming from Leah, yeah?
I think there's a lot of push - coming with her, 100%. - Aye. OK.
Ah, fucking hell.
From the things that Ricci and Jay are saying,
this is not gonna get resolved any time soon.
'So I think they should just leave it be.'
This mediating is fucking harder than I thought.
What I did notice last night... Mm.
I was... You and Chantelle are getting a bit close
when the drinks are flowing. LAUGHTER
There was some serious flirting going on last night.
It's one of them things, you know.
I think we, we do flirt, and we do get along,
and, you know, if we neck on, we neck on,
and it's one of them things, but... Yeah, she's fit.
That'll be the next fucking engagement, that, at this rate.
LAUGHTER
♪ Sunlight, shine bright
♪ It's a great day And I feel fine
♪ Outside, free life
♪ Ain't no worries cos it's all right
♪ There's no weight on me Cos heavy lifting ain't for me. ♪
So, how did you feel walking in?
So, obviously, I was having the chat with Jay, wasn't I?
He's saying I wasn't a girl's girl.
Look, like, if he thinks I'm not a girl's girl,
that is a him problem.
You are 100% a girl's girl. Yeah.
No offence, but lads...
lads haven't got a right to say - who's a girl's girl. - Yeah.
It's a girl's thing. Girls would say that.
Yes, I made a bad comment about a girl -
and I did feel bad, I shouldn't have said that.
I was just so angry,
and, you know when it's like mouth vomit and it just comes out?
But when me and Jay were having a conversation, like, days after,
I said, "Look, I do apologise for, like, saying that - I shouldn't of."
But it is what it is, it's happened.
And you owned up, and you take accountability.
Well, that's it. Well, apparently, I don't take accountability, but...
Well, you did. Exactly.
Me and James are at this point in our life
where we're looking to start a family,
we're planning a wedding - we have no time for drama.
What about... What about James' nan, is she all right?
We got told just before we came...
...to start preparing for end-of-life treatment with her.
I know. So, it's like...
So James is going through all this?
Oh, he's got so much on, Sophie, like...
It was just... Oh, God, I feel...
James got told to prepare for end-of-life for his gran.
SNIFFS
So it's been hard.
Sorry. I just got a picture of her in the hospital there.
CHUCKLES, SNIFFS
James' gran is the only piece of his dad that he's got left,
so it's... it's really hurt him.
It's a lot, and we're just...
It's a lot, and then, obviously, he's walked into here,
and he's having all that, you - know. - Mm-hm.
For someone that's going through so much, he just doesn't need it.
How are you? Good.
Slightly sunburnt.
Slightly hungover. You are really brown.
Like, look at my neck. That's the real me.
That's gonna go really brown, - though. - Yeah, it will.
How are youse feeling? Fine.
I wanna speak to Nathan and Holly about the James and Ricci situation
cos it seems to me that everyone's just jumping on James's side,
and I don't quite understand it.
Like, you were saying that James has always had this in him.
Like, he's always kind of had this, like, bitchiness in him.
Yeah, James has always been a bit of a bitch.
I never knew that.
'I don't know why everyone's making such a big deal out of this.'
I don't think an old conversation should be dragged
out of the gutter to be used to back up Ricci's claims.
We've all probably said things about each other
in confidence to other people over the years,
and I think it's just making Nathan feel really uncomfortable.
It's always projection, like... Mm.
It's his... him projecting his own insecurities
about him not getting enough work.
- Yeah. - We all know how hard it is in this industry,
and, you know, everyone's in their own lanes, and we all do very well.
- Yeah. - But, you know, seeing people who join the show later than you
do certain things that you would love to do, like,
that can trigger some people. Mm.
I can't help being great. Can't help being fabulous, man.
Me and James recently have got very close,
so I do wanna give him the benefit of the doubt.
'And I'm also not naive.'
Maybes there was a time when we weren't so close
that he did talk about me.
I wanna know the context, cos if, obviously...
if the context is said really, really, like, quite negatively,
as in, like, not wishing me well,
or, "I'm fucking sick of Nathan getting all this work,
"blah-blah-blah,"
that's not being happy for your friend's success.
That's almost wishing bad upon them like, "Oh, fuck's sake, why...?"
Wishing that they didn't get - it. - Wishing that they didn't get it.
I just think it's been a little bitchy conversation
that they've had in the gym, like... Yeah.
Youse are very much, like, on James' side.
I don't wanna make the situation worse,
but I do feel like people are always trying to be negative towards Ricci
when he's just trying to make a point
that James sometimes isn't as nice as everyone always thinks he is.
Yeah, I would say that I'm probably slightly more closer to James,
and I think Ricci's wording of things was, like, quite... brutal.
But... I'm still looking at it - from a middle ground. - Yeah.
I'm not letting it ruin my night.
Listen, if I got upset every time I encountered a hater,
I wouldn't leave the house.
And I'm not really sure if James is being a hater right now.
So, tonight, I'm going out and I'm going to have some fucking fun.
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. ♪
Pleasure, lads. Until next time.
Right, now race!
LAUGHTER
Wee-hee-hee! Let's go!
♪ So enticing, yeah Follow me around
♪ Let's go riding on this wave. ♪
- Enjoy it? - Loved it. Yeah, spot on.
Do you know what? I've actually had an amazing time in Portugal.
It felt like completely going back into the unknown.
But do you know what? I just wanna get back and see the kids.
Later, boys. Pleasure. And I'll see you soon, yeah?
Safe flight. Yeah, see you - - later on. - Safe flight. - See you later.
♪ Can you feel it now? ♪
Ooh, it's a lovely little spot here, isn't it?
Isn't it? We've not been up here yet.
No, there's... Is this a diving board?
- I think so. - Is it? Oh, I don't know how I feel about that.
It looks quite deep.
I've just been talking - to Nathan and Holly. - Right.
Cos I overheard them talking. About what?
About, like, the James - situation. - Mm-hm.
And I could hear them talking about, like, how James has always, like,
had that, like, bitchy streak - in him. - Mm-hm.
She basically confirmed that he's, like...
he's not been the best person,
he's always had, like, that bitchy streak in him.
I've always thought that James is sound.
So, what I'm confused at is, like, why no-one's really given Ricci's...
...like, thought process the - time of day. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I do feel like everyone's a little bit biased towards James.
James can say anything he wants.
But when Ricci says something, he's asked to prove it.
Even though I love James, love Leah,
I just feel like Ricci hasn't really had his say.
Do you know what I mean? It gets shot down.
No, it gets shot down. That's - what I'm trying to say. - Yeah.
I feel like everyone has the right to have their say,
especially if it's, like, something about themselves. Yeah.
If that is the case, then I feel like...
...it can't just be sweeped under the rug,
what Ricci's saying, you know? Mm-hm.
Like, we need to acknowledge that maybe there is some truth to it.
I really don't think that Ricci
would just make something up like this.
And then hearing Holly say that James used to be a bit of a bitch,
it's making us think maybe James isn't as nice as I thought he was.
You know, people can change, 100%...Yeah, yeah.
...but I just feel like there's no excuse
for being really bitchy towards friends.
No, no, I totally agree.
CHEERING, LAUGHTER
You were a bit of a bitch.
Let's face it, I was never bitchy.
I just was never interested in her.
What's going on?
Ricci and Jay have both told - me. - What?
That you've said you think you're bigger than what you are.
♪ Ooh, I'm gonna dance tonight
♪ Keeping our dreams alive. ♪
I love it when we're together.
I don't want youse lot thinking that I wasn't coming back
cos I didn't like youse or I didn't want to see youse.
Do you know what, Gaz? Genuinely, we actually missed you.
To 15 years of friendship. Yeah.
Cheers.
Oh, my God. You're gorgeous.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
♪ Everyone's here to party
♪ If you wanna go wild
♪ Everyone's here to party
♪ If you wanna go wild
♪ Everyone's here to party
♪ If you wanna go wild
♪ If you wanna go
♪ Everyone's here to party
♪ If you wanna go wild
♪ Everyone's here to party
♪ Let's party, party
♪ Gonna go wild, let's party hard
♪ We're gonna go wild
♪ Party, party, gonna go wild
♪ Let's party hard
♪ We're gonna go wild
♪ Get naughty, naughty
♪ We're gonna go wild
♪ Let's party hard
♪ Gonna go all night, all night
♪ All night, all night. ♪