Casey's nesting. THEY LAUGH
Me and Casey never do anything by halves.
We're having an extension put on the house, and I'm welcoming a new baby.
Yes, baby! Let's get to the fucking club!
Yes! I have never been to a foreign wedding before.
It's a winner, winner, chicken dinner.
I've had a great time. I love them all to bits.
♪ Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
♪ If you wanna go wild Everyone's here to party
♪ If you wanna go wild If you wanna go
♪ Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
♪ If you wanna go wild Everyone's here to party
♪ Let's party, party Gonna go wild, let's party hard
♪ We're gonna go wild Get naughty, naughty
♪ We're gonna go wild Let's party hard
♪ Gonna go all night, all night All night, all night. ♪
SNORING
The only thing I can see right now is Nathan
pure "sparkard" on the floor, but I'm gonna help him.
Super Chloe at the rescue.
THUD
'Well, that was a major fail.'
I think I've put my back out.
♪ When I wake up in the morning And I see your face
♪ You blush when I kiss you In a perfect way
♪ Just you and me
♪ In our dreams
♪ Yeah, we made it a reality... ♪
I'm so excited waking up this morning
cos this trip has just been so good for us.
And it is the last day of my 30th birthday trip.
And I have had the best time.
POTS BANGING
Come on.
Wake up.
Fucking hell.
I am hungover as fuck, and I feel like shit.
That is the last thing I need.
Chloe, if you don't stop that, you're not gonna make 31.
How are you feeling, Chantelle? - Do you feel better? - Yeah.
Do you? Good. I needed that.
Oh, my God, you would have - loved last night. - Would I?
You would have loved... I mean, I don't remember a lot of it,
but you would have loved it.
It was a really good club. Was it?
Really, really good, yeah.
I am gutted I missed last night, but I've woke up feeling so much better.
I am gonna miss everyone,
but not as much as I've missed my little boy.
I cannot wait to get back and squeeze his little face
and give him the biggest kiss.
HE GROANS
Chloe the prankster.
I can't believe it's our last morning in Lisbon,
and the trip for Chloe's 30th has come to an end.
It's gutting, but I've had, honestly, the most amazing time.
I'm so glad we've still got a few hours
before we pack up and head to the airport.
I can honestly say this has been so fun.
Even though there's been so much going on, like,
after last night, we have had such a good time.
The best time. The best.
And, Chloe, I still can't believe that you're turning 30.
I know, I can't believe it.
Thank you, everyone, for coming, especially youse two as well.
The oldies, the grandpas in the back.
I'm the fourth oldest, why does everyone think I'm the oldest?
But we are all so proud of how far you've come, Chloe.
You have come a long way. Thank you.
Ten years I have been on Geordie Shore,
and I'm leaving here 30.
And I just feel like, looking back when I first walked in,
I have come so far.
And I am so proud of myself.
But I'm still leaving with a hangover.
Some things don't change.
I remember being 22 and actually joking, like, act...
we actually used to laugh in the bedrooms,
saying imagine we're all still here when we're 40 and got kids.
When we've got kids and that.
We actually thought it was, like, so outrageously never gonna happen.
I first started when I was 19. It's your whole adult life.
It's my whole adult life. I've never known anything different.
Obviously, we went in not knowing what it was and not knowing anyone.
But was it weird watching it as, like, I guess a fan watching it
and then walking into the actual house and seeing everyone?
- Was it weird? - Yeah, I feel like it's literally all of a blur.
It's weird. Like, I used to sit and watch it with my dad.
Being in Geordie Shore has been a huge part of my life,
and although I've loved it,
I have always felt a little bit left behind.
But this time round, I finally feel like I'm catching up.
I'm really happy where things are going with me and my boyfriend,
Jack, and I've had the best time out here with everyone.
I hated my time in the past, I'm not gonna lie.
But now I absolutely love it, and I'm so glad I've come back.
I feel like I've made up...
The few year I've been back has made up for the bad times.
Outweighed the bad. Yeah.
I've now had that many good memories.
Because I left on, like, a bad note.
We didn't... didn't speak, Gary,
cos remember, "Get back on the pole."
Aye. Aye.
LAUGHTER
I found it quite disrespectful,
Gary telling us to get back on the pole,
cos I was actually pretty good at the pole.
I'm not gonna lie, do you think you should say sorry for that?
I already have. I was gonna come back,
then Chantelle was like, "Are you coming back?"
Cos she DMs us, I was like, "Have you actually just messaged me?
"I thought you hated us."
But it is ten year down the line. I'm not gonna hold a grudge.
It was just a big argument, wasn't it?
It was a normal Geordie Shore argument.
I know, but that was the end of her experience.
That comment... It wasn't my fault.
Go on, Nathan. Go on.
No, I think we've got quite close. I think that did affect her.
I think it would be quite nice, just like,
"Look, it was a shitty comment, and I'm sorry."
Jesus Christ. Sorry, Chantelle.
I'm not digging anyone out there.
I'm just saying, like, that did end her, like, essentially,
Geordie Shore career, then she - came back. - I'm sorry, Chantelle.
It didn't end it. She left. She asked to leave.
It's all right, Gary, but you could have said it like you meant it.
I think if we were all apologising...
If everyone started apologising for arguments in here,
I'd be here all fucking day.
We'll not... Yeah, let's not get back into it, guys.
I know. Anyways, let bygones be bygones.
I'm actually really happy to see you, Gary.
I really do appreciate Nathan having my back
and telling Gary to apologise
for what he said after all them years ago.
It really does go a long way.
We used to say, like, imagine when we're married and that,
and then, like, going to your wedding now.
I never thought I'd have of youse at my wedding, to be fair, like.
After the way it ended.
I cannot wait for the wedding.
It's gonna be absolutely incredible.
I've got loads of anxiety, I'm a bit scared,
but it'll be worth it in the end.
Jay, are we going away for your 40th next time, then?
Oi! Do it?
Yeah? Is that the next big - event? - A biggie.
That is a big one, that. That is a big one, like.
Ricci, you've got to plan it. Oh, that'll be naughty. Trust us.
Oh, there's gonna be some naughty parties planned.
I do think planning Jay's 40th will land on me,
and I cannot wait.
Oi, anyone for a dip? Yeah!
Whoa!
This time around, this trip has been fucking amazing.
ALL GASP AND EXCLAIM
CHEERING
'I've got to organise my best friend's birthday.'
I've not been involved in any drama.
'Well... not on purpose, anyway.
'I've just had fun with everyone.'
This family means the world to me.
Oh!
Oh, you fucking bastard!
Howay! Howay, then, let's get ready.
'I don't regret anything that I've done on Geordie Shore.
'We used to just party and have the fucking times of our life.
'We have got a bond like no other.'
And if I could go back and do it all again,
I would in a heartbeat.
♪ We're living the sweet Sweet life. ♪
♪ I want to give you my love
♪ Give you my love
♪ I want to give you my love
♪ Give you my love... ♪
Crew, come on, you're gonna miss the aeroplane.
Good morning! Oh, you nearly got out of bed.
- Come on. - Are you ready to go watch and Mummy and Daddy get married?
Are you ready? Do you want to go on holiday?
Me and Vicky are days away from the wedding now.
Ready to go and watch Mummy and Daddy get married?
The first thing we've got to do is get to Rome.
Are you ready?
We're going back to the country where me and Vicky got engaged,
and we cannot wait.
This place means the world to us.
Are you excited? Yay! Daddy.
Go and run and get in the car, then.
Come on, then, me and you.
I just can't believe that the - day has finally came. - I know.
It just feels like it's took forever.
I feel like with Rox and Oax,
Rox was a natural birth, Oax was a caesarean,
and I feel like both times, I was going into the unknown.
This time, it's my second caesarean, so I do feel a little bit nervous,
but I'm just gonna try and ride the waves and just stay positive.
Did you ever think when we moved to this house
that we'd have three kids? No.
Nah. Not in a million years. I never thought.
I've wanted this for so long, I've wanted a little girl, you know,
like a built-in best friend for life.
I think it still hasn't really sunk in, you know,
that I'm gonna have a daughter.
I feel like until she's in my actual arms
and I see her for the first time,
it still just feels too good to be true.
I think she's gonna look like you. I don't know why.
I would like her to look like me.
I have carried her for nine months, and it's been really hard.
It's been so tough.
I'm feeling really excited to have a little baby girl
because I had a sister, and I feel like for the boys,
it's gonna be nice for them to have a sister.
So I'm so excited to be a girl dad.
You're gonna be the big - brother. - Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.
You're so cute, ain't ya?
Are you excited about meeting your baby sister?
Yeah. Yeah?
I feel like Rox and Oax don't really understand
that the baby is literally coming today.
I think they just can't...
They can't understand it.
They're way too young.
I think until she's in my arms and they get to meet her,
they just don't get it.
Right, Marnie, let's go. Right.
Thank you for having them. Good luck. You'll be fine.
I'll call you as soon as I... Mum, I love you.
♪ We'll get through this
♪ Together. ♪
All right. How you doing? Yeah, good.
Good to see you. Nice to see you, mate.
- Big chest session? - Aye, big chest session going down.
I couldn't lift that.
Back in the day, I used to bench three of these.
When I come back to Newcastle, I always catch up with mates.
It's always nice to see Aaron.
Me and James, we've been through a lot together.
It's just nice to see where everyone is.
Go on, Gaz! Why are you laughing?
That's the thing, like, you've got to pick one.
It's hard to be good at everything, isn't it?
I couldn't do that. You've got to pick one.
You've either got to do weights, or you've got to do - cardio. - Yeah.
Or you've got to fight. Aye, that's all I can do, look.
Go on, Gaz, you've got one in - you. - Yeah?
Yeah, go. Aye, you've got this, man.
Easy.
Touch your chest.
Sound, man.
Good.
Wey aye, easy. Yeah.
Flying, man.
Eh, I'll tell you what, I've still got it.
- Still got it. - I wouldn't even attempt that, me.
Just don't put any more on.
So, obviously, Lisbon-wise,
Jay and Ricci and stuff, it kind of ended all right.
It's only gonna get a little bit... a little bit better over time.
It's not gonna get... I don't want it to get worse.
It can't be any worse than it was the last year, surely?
Do you know what, I think Kyle's went all out for this wedding.
It's gonna be insane. I've seen... It's like Kardashians.
Is it in Rome? Is it? It's in Rome, aye.
I think it's, like, six figures to pay for this wedding.
Is Marnie going? Cos Marnie's due, isn't she?
She's about to pop, isn't she? Aye, she is, aye.
It's mad, Marnie's about to have another baby.
Take it from me, three kids is no joke.
But she'll be great, I just know it.
Jesus. Three kids.
If you think, how many kids is between wor now?
Three, four, five, six, seven? I'm not even joking.
I watch your days out with the kids and that,
and I go, "That looks canny good, that."
The thing is, when you have kids, you can't imagine life without kids.
You will literally go,
"What the hell did I do with my life before kids?"
Yeah.
I'm feeling a little bit nervous now.
Are you? A little bit.
Like, I don't know why my brain always goes to, like,
a negative space, like,
whenever there's something big like this to happen.
I know.
I'm just really trying to focus on my mind
and not letting it take us to these negative places.
And stop worrying about all of the risks
and complications and...
I don't know why, I just feel like
I suffer with really bad health anxiety.
I have done for the majority of my life,
but I feel like having kids has definitely heightened that.
Honestly, like, there's no way I could ever do this again, Case.
Nah, definitely not.
Like, I'm gonna have probably just have to go on to some sort of
form of contraception.
I know you mentioned about the snip, but I just...
It's just something I don't want to do.
I mean, well, if I'm a raging bitch on contraception,
you've only got yourself to blame.
Or I could just be careful. Do you know what I mean?
It's just not in your vocabulary.
What do you mean, it's not in my vocabulary?
We've heard that one before, and that's how this happened.
I'm not really a big fan of needles,
I don't really like anything like that,
so especially down there, I'm just like, it's a no-no.
I'll just be really careful.
I feel really nervous, but I feel like everyone's been really nice.
Yeah. And I'm all ready.
I've just got to put my hair - net on. - Got your gown on, show the bump.
- Wow. - Last time I'll ever have a bump.
I can't believe we're doing this again, but do you feel all right?
Yeah? You're gonna do good.
I'm a bit nervous for the injections, but...
You'll be OK, though. I'm just excited to meet her.
- Mm-hm. - It's crazy to think that in a few hours, we're gonna have a baby.
We're literally gonna have a - baby. A newborn again. - Again.
I can feel my nerves getting more intense
as the seconds go by.
You know, I'm just really scared about what's to come.
How's my recovery gonna go? How's my scar gonna be?
How am I gonna deal not being able to move
with two toddlers and a baby?
We can't wait for Rome! Rome, Rome, Rome.
Rome. Let's get married!
Let's get married!
I never thought I would get married,
especially when I was going on the roller-coaster
of Geordie Shore in my 20s.
I never thought I was the marriage material.
And when I met Vicky, that all changed, and it was just...
It was amazing, and I can't thank her enough
for letting me be part of her life.
Crew, give us a thumbs up.
Marnie's prepped for the C-section, she's had her epidural,
and we're literally in theatre right now.
I always feel like at this kind of moment
that I feel a bit useless.
I feel like a spare part. You know, there's doctors going everywhere.
People are injecting Marnie with stuff.
And I just feel like the only thing I can do at the moment
is be there for Marnie emotionally.
So I'm by her side, I'm holding her hand,
and, yeah, let's just get through this.
MACHINES BEEPING
Marnie. BABY CRIES
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh. Oh, my God.
Wow. Look at her.
Oh, my God.
Oh, wow. Marnie, how do you feel?
OK.I cannot believe that. Thank you.
Marnie... Is she OK?
She's fine. She's OK. You all right?
Yeah. I love you. I love you.
I am feeling, like, over-ecstatic
with joy that the baby is healthy.
She's OK, I'm OK.
We've made it, we've got through, we've survived.
Can see her, can see her and Mummy.
Look, she's got her eyes open, Marnie.
My body.
Aw.
Oh, God, I'm shaking. It's crazy.
I think now that she's here,
I can finally just try and relax and just really enjoy the moment.
Oh, my God.
Oh, wow.
It feels amazing to look at my daughter for the first time.
Like, she is so cute, so perfect, and I'm just...
I'm so proud of Marnie as well for growing our beautiful daughter.
♪ You're just so beautiful. ♪
Aw, look at Daddy.
Casey's in awe. He has not put her down.
Aww!
So adorable.
She's just so tiny.
I just forgot how small they are.
She's only 6lb 6oz,
and she's absolutely tiny.
Definitely the smallest baby that I've had.
I'm very sore.
I can feel the pain starting in the C-section.
But...
Too blessed to be stressed.
♪ Not letting go
♪ Just so you know You're simply beautiful. ♪
ITALIAN MUSIC
It's here.
This is it!
I'm a little bit nervous, like. Are you?
I am. I'm, like, half nervous, half excited.
Like, I'm... Like, it's here.
It's just been built up so long, and I don't know, like...
I don't know how it's here.
It's crazy that we've been planning this wedding for over a year,
and today's the day.
Rome holds a special place in mine and Vicky's heart.
This is where we fell in love.
This is where we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend.
Like, this is our place.
I can't explain how happy I am at this moment.
I've got my son there, I've got my dad there.
Three generations in one room,
and it's the happiest day of my life.
Got any advice for us, then, Dad?
On my wedding day, I cried my eyes out all day.
You know, so just, you know, so...
I'm not really the best person to give you advice.
Just enjoy the day.
I think I'll probably cry, like.
It's just the situation we're in,
like, he's walking Vicky down the aisle.
That's... That's massive, you - know? - Yeah.
Crew, are you excited?
Are you excited?
You gonna walk Mammy down the aisle?
Are you gonna be a big boy?
Big boy. Yes, definitely.
My parents have been married for 45 years and got a great marriage,
and I just can't wait to have that with Vicky.
I'm scared. I am, I'm a little bit scared.
I just want to get it... get on with it now.
But I think I need to slow down, I need to enjoy it.
Cos it only comes once. Yeah.
I hope so. Aye, I know.
LAUGHTER
I couldn't afford it again!
♪ I just wanna give you
♪ Wanna give you my love. ♪
Right, we've got, like, half an hour to, like...
What are we gonna do in this next half hour?
Cos I feel like time is ticking.
We just want to get dressed after they've been steamed, don't we?
Steam the dresses. Touch - make-up up. - Yeah.
Fix hair? Like, make sure we have hair.
Yeah, like, I need to brush my hair out.
Yeah. Shoes on.
Then we need to get you in your dress.
Get me in my dress. And we can see it.
For the first time. I know.
We're getting married today!
It doesn't actually feel real at the moment,
but there's so much going on.
I've got my mum, Kyle's mum, and all my bridesmaids are here.
And it just feels so incredible
that they're all here to celebrate this special day with us.
Were you like this on your wedding morning?
I was definitely not chilled.
I was really... Oh, yes, I was really very nervous.
But unfortunately, I had too much to drink that night.
Doesn't sound like you, Mum. SHE CHUCKLES
Do you know what it is?
I've already put one of the bridesmaids on mum watch behaviour.
I was like, "Right, you need to watch my mum."Yeah, too true.
When she's had a few gin and tonics... Well, just have a couple.
It's like your day as much as it is mine, both of you.
But obviously, best behaviour. Yeah.
What a beautiful place to get - married. - It's so beautiful.
Italy's just such a romantic, sexy place, isn't it?
This is so amazing, the fact that we're in Rome together
about to celebrate the wedding of the year.
I am so emotional yet excited
to celebrate this day with Kyle and Vicky.
He's been delegating a few - jobs, Kyle, hasn't he? - Yes.
He gave me one. I've got to do a reading about love.
I'm gonna be so emotional listening to you.
I think public speaking isn't my forte.
I've heard the venue's - unbelievable. - Yeah.
It's meant to be insane.
♪ I want you
♪ I want you next to me
♪ And you are my symphony... ♪
Oh, Marnie, swivel the seat. Just swivel it for me.
Yeah. There you go.
I'm so nervous about bringing the baby
back to the house with the boys
because, obviously, it's such a big thing,
you know, having another baby in the family.
I don't want them to feel left out, I don't want them to feel jealous.
And obviously, this is gonna change everything.
Oax is not the baby any more, and he still is a baby.
I just want to make sure they're OK and they deal with it well.
♪ I want you next to me I want you right next to me. ♪
Well, today is finally the day. I know, can you believe it's time?
Yeah. I'm so excited.
Honestly, this is gonna - be unbelievable. - It is.
I'm actually stressed to start planning ours,
cos this one's gonna set the standard.
It is, so I'm gonna take lots of inspo.
You haven't got cheap taste. No, best get saving.
So, did I tell you I've got actually a big role today?
- No. - So, I'm the master of ceremonies.
What does that mean? So, I do all, like...
So, you know, "Everyone, please rise for the bride and groom."
No!"Guys, can I have your attention?
"It's now time for the speeches."Are you getting paid?
I'm actually not. I would ask, even for 50 quid.
Technically, an MC is the most important person at the wedding.
Some might argue even more important than the bride and groom.
So, really, today's all about me.
I already know a little secret. Right, James has got a job.
- What? - I'm not saying, cos it's a surprise.
No, you can't say that and not tell us.
I can, cos I've been told I'm not allowed.
Well, pinky promise, a pinky. I don't care.
Come on, Nathan, just tell us what it is.
We're not on a fucking quiz show.
Can you believe the last time we were in Rome,
you were dressed as the Angel of the North?
I was dressed as the Angel of the North.
Wow, at the Coliseum. You're a prat.
Like, you really stood there as the Angel of the North
in the most monumental thing.
Darling, I wouldn't call that prat,
I'd call that confidence and elegance.
No, I'd call that embarrassing.
I would do it again and again and again.
♪ I'll be there for you
♪ If you need me to
♪ I'll be there... ♪
Mummy. Oh, my God, is this for her?
- Here you go. - Oh, he's giving you flowers as well.
I love them! Can I hold her?
Course you can. Sit down.
Put her, like... Where are we gonna put her?
Careful, Marnie, she's a newborn.
Right, hold her gentle. Support her head, Rox.
Support her head. Just hold it like that, yeah.
Do you want to move, Marnie? I've got it, Marnie, yeah.
Hold her like that. Don't, Dad.
- Do not drop her. - Why is she putting her hand on her face?
Go the other side of him, Marnie, yeah.
So, listen, Mummy's... What do you think of your little sister?
She's awesome.
Careful, guys. Remember, she's not a toy, yeah?
She's not a toy, she's a baby. Yeah.
Are you all right bending, - Marnie? - I like him.
Whoops. Do you?
Oh... There we go.
Rox, hold her head up.
So, basically, you put your arm up like that.
Yeah, hold her like that, and then put a pillow there, yeah.
- Like that. - You're super, you're the big brother.
I love her so much.
'I feel like they were just so shocked to see a baby that small,
'cos she is literally like a doll.'
I think they're just gonna take some getting used to for them.
Mummy, have we got feet? Yeah, she has got feet.
She has got feet. I'll show you later.
When we give her a bath, I'll show you, yeah?
Where are you gonna give her a - bath? - Well, no, we can't bath her today.
We won't bath her today cos she's only one day old.
So... Oh, are we allowed to bath her when she's two days?
No, she has to be, like, a - week. - Maybes like seven days.
Yeah, seven days, then we can... When her cord falls off.
Where's her cord? We'll show you later.
I'll show you later. A willy?
No, no, no. No, it's a...
A belly button! Yeah.
CASEY LAUGHSI want the baby to open her eyes.
She will soon. She will.
You know what, Rox, when they're this young, they sleep a lot.
I'm so happy that the pregnancy and the birth is over now,
and now I just get to really enjoy the baby bubble
with my two little boys, my baby girl and Casey.
And it's just gonna be so amazing being a family of five now.
How do you think that went with - the kids? - I thought it went really well.
I think there's gonna be, like, an infatuation,
which is gonna be a daily - battle. - I know.
Rox wants to hold her constantly.
But I would rather that than them being angry and upset.
I love her.
After having two boys as well, like, I'm just... She's so cute.
I still find it surreal that we've got a girl now.
It's mental.
What are we gonna call her? We've got a few names.
What about Astrid?
Ass. Yeah. I like it, though.
It's an ass of a name. HE LAUGHS
You don't like Oasis? No, Oasis, no.
Your names are just too funky, Marnie.
Kixee?
I like the name Kixee. I do like that name.
Yeah, I think Kixee.
'I absolutely love X names.'
Well, actually, I...
I feel like Rox and Oax kind of just happened,
and then I had to keep that going.
And I just thought Kixee was really cute.
We really liked the name Kix for a boy when I was pregnant with Oax.
And we were just looking through the list, and I thought,
wouldn't it be nice if we were to add an E on the end
and make it more girly?
And, yeah, I just think it's a play on Casey's first band,
Stereo Kicks.
I just think it's so sweet.
Hiya. Hello.
Oh, wow, she's so tiny. Right, let's have a look.
Try and get these burps out. BURPS
Oh. Oh, there you go. Burped.
Yay. She needed that, though.
Have you got more?
Casey, she's so cute, look.
Aw.
I think any woman would be lying
if they said they didn't want to experience having a daughter.
I mean, it's just such a magical experience.
I can't explain it.
It still feels surreal that I've got to do this
when I never thought I would.
I always thought I'd be a boy mam only.
So the fact that I'm here with a baby girl in my arms is just...
it's still insane to us.
I still can't believe it.
Case, look. Hello.
And her eyes are blue.
Are you opening them eyes?
I'm an only child, so having three siblings that I've created,
this amazing family, just means so much to us.
It's just a family unit that I've always wanted.
Aw, she's gorgeous, man, look.
She's so cute.
♪ I want the good love
♪ The real thing, darling
♪ And then some Na, na, na, na, na, na
♪ Cos even if it kills me Baby, come closer
♪ I wanna feel good about everything
♪ Do you want a love like that?
♪ Cos I want a love like that
♪ A love like that
♪ Do you want a love like that?
♪ Cos I want a love like that
♪ A love like that. ♪
Getting into my dress is surreal.
It doesn't even feel like it's actually happening.
I've had quite a few alterations on it.
I've changed the top, I've changed the bottom,
but now it just feels like it's my dress
and it was meant for me.
♪ Somebody pinch me
♪ This can't be real... ♪
The thing about Vicky is she's successful,
she's smart, she's funny, she can get anyone she wants.
And the fact that she's gonna let me
be part of her life is amazing.
I am nervous, but thankfully,
my best men are here to keep me right.
Wahey! Wahey!
Here he is. Good lad. You look good.
What's happening? You all right?
- How are you feeling? - I'm all right, aye, I'm good, I'm good.
- Little bit nervous. - Nice and cool out here, though, at least.
How good does he look, man? How good does he look?
You look incredible, mate.
It's all downhill from here, I'll never look this good again, will I?
Yeah, you definitely won't. Nah.
Hello, mate. Oh! Wahey!
What's happening?
- How are you doing? - I'm good, mate, I'm good. Cheers.
Thought I had to come and see you, like.
How are you feeling? All right.
- A bit nervous, like. - Are you nervous? I thought you would be.
Aye. I just want to get my - vows out, you know. - Yeah.
Cos I imagine that Vicky's took the time
and wrote something absolutely incredible.
Imagine if Kyle told, "Aye, so cheers for coming."
LAUGHTER
Vicky's got, like, a journalism degree,
so she knows how to write, and she knows how to speak.
Yeah, no pressure. I... I... I don't.
Kyle is literally my brother from another mother.
Like, I absolutely adore him.
Being able to be here on such a big day for him
and see it all unfold out in front of us,
it's one in a million, really.
Do you think you'll cry? I'll be all right.
I'm as cool as a cucumber, I never cry about anything.
Have youse ever seen us cry? I've never cried.
Too much Botox, innit?
LAUGHTER
I cry out my armpits, and that's it.
♪ We're gonna have a good life. ♪
Gorgeous boy. Sweaty gorgeous boy.
This venue is unbelievable.
It's like I'm in some Hollywood film.
Jord, what is that, erm, sculpture right at the back?
It's the Statue of Liberty. Abbie, we're not in New York.
Fucking hell, Abbie. LAUGHS
If you look really far, if you look really far,
you can see the Tyne Bridge. LAUGHTER
I bet the girls are kicking themselves that they didn't start
a "What are we wearing to Kyle's wedding?" chat now.
Because them three look like fucking canaries,
and Chloe clearly didn't get the memo.
Ready, they're all going in, come on.
Let's go watch wor best friends get married.
CHEERING
♪ Everything's been leading you
♪ To this moment
♪ This moment... ♪
Oh, you look amazing!
♪ Everything's been leading you To this moment
♪ Yeah. ♪
Oh, Vic. You look incredible. Give us a spin.
Ah! Wow!
It's amazing.
Vic, you look incredible. Yeah.
Amazing. You're gorgeous.
I'm literally gonna cry.
Oh! Oh!
Whew! It's all right.
Fan, fan, fan, fan.
I don't want to ruin my - make-up. - No.
I feel like a total princess in this moment.
Kyle is my best friend, my soulmate.
I literally just feel like the luckiest person in the world.
Shall we go get married? Yeah!
ALL CHEERING
Come on, Vicky!
♪ Can you feel it?
♪ Never let it get away... ♪
It does, aye. Doesn't it?
It's unreal, man.
♪ There couldn't be a better day
♪ For me and you You know I got you... ♪
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
♪ Can you feel it? ♪
I'm so excited to be here because
we're about to watch two amazing people get married.
Kyle has been my friend since I was 14 years old.
What a bloody lovely, special day it is.
♪ Like the end of a movie
♪ Like she already knew me
♪ From another lifetime
♪ Came just at the right time
♪ And she feels like a picture... ♪
As soon as Vicky's walking down the aisle, I burst out crying.
I don't even know what it is.
She looks like a fucking vision.
It's just making me very emotional.
♪ I don't know why But she's mine... ♪
The thing is about Vicky is she looks stunning every single day.
I know that she's out of my league.
I've always known that.
She could come down in, like, joggers, a hoodie,
and she'd still be out my league.
But to see her today in that beautiful dress
walking down the aisle towards us, it just means everything.
♪ Take me
♪ Just like a lifeline Running for all time
♪ Always remember she's mine
♪ Once in a lifetime
♪ She's mine
♪ Once in a lifetime. ♪
We'd like to welcome Sophie to say a reading
which resonates with the couple.
So, Sophie, would you like to come forward?
'I'm so nervous about doing this reading.'
I don't want to ruin Kyle's big day because this is so important.
So I have to keep it PG. Keep it PG, keep it PG.
They say Rome wasn't built in a day.
Get that? LAUGHTER
But neither is marriage.
It takes time. It takes forgiveness.
It's a journey you take together with patience, compassion,
and with the hard belief that no matter what,
the woman is always right.
Seeing Soph stood up doing her reading,
like, I love that girl so much.
And anything she does, I'm proud of.
But she looks amazing.
Absolutely stunning.
She's speaking so well.
The crowd are in, the crowd are on it.
Kyle and Vicky look so happy and in love.
What a moment.
Today is all about my dear friends Kyle and Vicky.
Congratulations to you both for today.
May this be the start of a lifetime filled with love,
that only gets better with age and a lot of Botox.
LAUGHTER Thank you.
Well done, Soph, that was class.
When I first moved up to university, to Newcastle, all those years ago,
never in a million years
did I ever think that I would marry a Geordie Shore cast member.
So, the bride and groom have hidden the rings beneath one of your seats.
So please take a look under your chair.
You might just be the lucky one chosen
as today's surprise ring bearer.
It's me. It's James.
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I didn't want James to be left out,
but I did want him to have a big role in my wedding day.
And the fact that we've dropped this on him, that he's the ring bearer,
it's incredible.
What a lovely surprise this was, mind, from Kyle and Vicky.
Like, I honestly didn't expect to be doing anything this wedding
except drinking and crying.
But the fact that they've thought of me
and I've got such a special part of it, I will never forget this day.
Kyle, they say there's an invisible string
tying two people who are meant to be together,
no matter time, distance,
or chance meetings in nightclubs years before.
I didn't know it then, but when we crossed paths that night,
the universe had already tied that string between us.
It just needed four more years and a second meeting to tighten the knot.
So, today, I vow to follow our invisible string wherever it leads.
I vow to never take for granted the magic of our love.
I vow to keep dancing with you,
even if we're just swaying in the kitchen.
And I promise that even when life gets tough,
we'll stay strong together because our string is tied forever.
I feel like the invisible string Vicky's talking about
will stay in place forever, and it will hold us together.
Because there's no way I'm ever, ever turning my back on it.
Victoria Elizabeth Turner,
I didn't think it was possible to love someone this much.
I started out on my TV career
with a need and a want for the world to love me.
And meeting you made me realise I don't need the world to love me.
I just need you.
I don't need to be something to everyone
as long as I'm everything to you.
I used to think you marry someone you can live with,
but meeting you, it's made me realise
you marry someone you can't live without.
So, thank you for taking a chance on this Geordie Shore scumbag.
LAUGHTER
I love you, Victoria Elizabeth Christie,
my darling wife, and I always will.
You may kiss your bride.
♪ This is like a fairy tale
♪ Something from the TV
♪ A fairy tale romance... ♪
'This is the perfect moment between me and Vicky.'
I wish I could live this day forever for the rest of my life.
♪ Cos you know there's no-one better
♪ Yeah, you know you got me one Fairy tale romance
♪ Just you and I
♪ Fairy tale romance
♪ Just you and I. ♪
'I can't believe we have finally done it,
'we're finally husband and wife.'
It just feels like the most surreal experience ever.
I feel like I'm out of body and, like, floating on a cloud.
It just feels absolutely incredible.
Yeah!
CHEERING
Whoo!
Well done. Well done. You are married!
I'm so happy for you. Mwah.
I cried my fucking eyes out.
Was it good, though? Mate, unbelievable.
You smashed that. Oh, thank you.
Had you heard each other's vows before you'd written 'em?
- No, definitely not. - No, I thought she might have to check yours.
Can I ask you a question? Who wrote yours?
Be honest. I wrote mine.
No, you didn't, Kyle. Who wrote yours?
I did, I wrote mine. No, Kyle. Come here.
Who...? No, he did, he did.
He did, 100%.
That was fucking incredible. Especially the Geordie scumbag bit.
People will never believe I wrote them vows,
but that was the real me.
That's what's buried deep in there.
And the fact that I was able to stand in front of my wife
and say them, there's nothing that will ever mean more to us.
Let's all have a big group hug.
To Mr and Mrs Christie!
CHEERING
Vicky is officially part of the Geordie Shore family.
She's married into it. God help her.
Marnie's had the baby.
I think she's got the perfect amount of kids now. Two boys, one girl.
Her eyelashes are so long. Look. She's got olive skin.
Her lashes... Sophie, she's stunning.
When I see people that I love having families,
I get so excited,
and it gives us so much hope
because I know when the day comes,
when me and Jordan have got our own family,
that child is gonna have so many cousins and sisters
and brothers and family around them that are gonna love them dearly.
Cheers to Marnie. Cheers to the baby.
We've got a lot of cheersing today.
Cheers to a little girl in the family now.
And cheers to Kyle and Vicky and their amazing wedding.
Ladies and gentlemen,
can I introduce the brand-new Mr and Mrs Christie?
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
♪ You need someone to love you
♪ Hey, hey, someone to love you
♪ Someone to look into your eyes
♪ And say that they're all about you
♪ You need someone to love you
♪ Hey, hey, someone to love you
♪ Someone to look into your eyes
♪ And say that they're all about you
♪ You need someone to love... ♪
No matter what I do in my life, no matter what I got wrong,
I'll always know I got one thing right,
and that was marrying Vicky.
It was the best decision I've ever made,
and I can't wait to spend the rest of our lives together.
♪ You need someone to love. ♪
♪ Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
♪ If you wanna go wild Everyone's here to party
♪ If you wanna go wild If you wanna go
♪ Everyone's here to party If you wanna go wild
♪ If you wanna go wild
♪ Everyone's here to party Let's party, party
♪ Gonna go wild, let's party hard We're gonna go wild
♪ Party, party, gonna go wild Let's party hard
♪ We're gonna go wild Get naughty, naughty
♪ We're gonna go wild Let's party hard
♪ Gonna go all night, all night All night, all night. ♪