1 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:26,201 (GRUNTING) 2 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:29,955 I'm strong! 3 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:31,240 I'm big! 4 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:35,878 (GRUNTS) 5 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:38,418 (GRUNTS) 6 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:39,794 I'm hot! 7 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,129 I'm big! 8 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,674 (SIRENS WAILING) 9 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:46,838 Fuck! 10 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,061 (SIRENS CONTINUE) 11 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,480 (OFFICERS YELLING INDISTINCTLY) 12 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,862 (PANTING) 13 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:10,703 Shit! 14 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,115 (IN DISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 15 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,120 Hey, where you going? 16 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:48,825 (INAUDIBLE) 17 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,632 DANIEL: My name is Daniel Lugo. 18 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:10,380 And I believe in fitness. 19 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,486 ED: The events you are about to see took place 20 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:30,193 in Miami, Florida, between October 1994 and June '95. 21 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:33,074 Unfortunately, this is a true story. 22 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:42,705 DANIEL: We all start out equal, 23 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:44,381 little blobs of blood and muscle. 24 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,254 It's a setup of awesome potential. 25 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:53,591 Most people never develop that potential. 26 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,473 - I knew early on I was not most people. (GRUNTING) 27 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,522 There you go. There you go! (LAUGHING) Yes! 28 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:04,018 Come on, big man. Work it, baby. Come on! 29 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,686 Let's go! 30 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,363 Because if you're willing to do the work, 31 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,985 you can have anything. 32 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:12,693 That's what makes the US of A great. 33 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,119 When it started, 34 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,947 America was just a handful of scrawny colonies. 35 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:20,204 Now, it's the most buff, pumped-up country on the planet. 36 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,483 - That's pretty rad. (GRUNTS) 37 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,041 That's it? 38 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:25,498 - Work harder. - Shit! 39 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,759 (LAUGHS) Oh! Adrian's on the juice! - Word up, DL! 40 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:32,220 Most people say they want to look better. 41 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:36,050 Not everyone is willing to do whatever it takes to achieve it. 42 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,601 All of my heroes are self-made. 43 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:41,271 Rocky, Scarface, all the guys from The Godfather. 44 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:44,850 They all started out with nothing and built their way to perfection. 45 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:47,402 The way to prove yourself is to better yourself. 46 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,024 That's the American dream. 47 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:52,740 (PANTING) 48 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:55,532 I have no sympathy for people who squander their gifts. 49 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:56,827 It's sickening. 50 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,998 It's worse than sickening. It's unpatriotic. 51 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,245 Greatest day of my life. 52 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,998 Arnold-fucking-Schwarzenegger, am I right? 53 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:08,457 I was never a big fitness guy. I know it's important, 54 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:10,383 but you know what I really don't like about weights? 55 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:11,756 What's that? 56 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,178 They're so heavy! 57 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,176 (CHUCKLES) Am I right? 58 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,011 Can you lift this? 59 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,349 (GRUNTS) 60 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:21,345 I spot people for a living, when you get right down to it. 61 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,271 Gives the client security and a little extra help 62 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,269 to push themselves harder. 63 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:26,600 (ROARING) 64 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:31,443 To me, a cigarette boat was a thing drug dealers had, you know? 65 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,523 But we got it anyway. Cost a fortune. 66 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:37,077 Named her Puppy Luv. L-U-V. But when I'm out on it, 67 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,779 depending on the day, I either fantasize 68 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:41,331 I'm a drug smuggler eluding the DEA, 69 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,955 or I'm the DEA chasing after a drug smuggler. 70 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,002 (GRUNTS) I'm turning into a stud here. 71 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:47,750 You get any exercise currently? 72 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,081 Eh... Besides shtupping? 73 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:51,383 I got a three mil McMansion next to a private jogging path, 74 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,880 but it's all homos and housewives. 75 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,256 You spend most of your day at a desk? 76 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,304 You know that Schlotzsky's Deli near the airport? 77 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,471 That's mine. 78 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,470 No kidding? Oh, I like that place. 79 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:00,892 I never kid, Yudo. 80 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,761 - Lugo. - Yeah. 81 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,976 We make a nice sandwich, Lugy. 82 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,558 You ever try our oven-toasted roast beef and cheese? 83 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,939 - Give an anorexic an appetite. - What else do you do? 84 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,736 Do some stock trading, real estate. 85 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,985 Own a few greyhounds for racing. 86 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:16,032 But for some crazy reason, I'm proudest of the sandwiches. 87 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,825 I hang at the house. Got a hot Cuban housekeeper 88 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,995 makes a waffle don't even need maple syrup. 89 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,072 I'm a self-made man, Dennis. 90 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:25,500 And my self is not ashamed to say it's made a lot of money. 91 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:28,328 Maybe your self ought to spend some of it on a salad. 92 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,290 You know who invented salad? 93 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:32,499 Poor people. 94 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,520 DANIEL: This all began because it was time to push myself harder. 95 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,009 To maximize results. 96 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:40,932 And I was tired of clients petting me. 97 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,343 Shit, otherwise I was looking at another 40 years 98 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:44,928 of wearing sweatpants to work. 99 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,440 BARBARA ANN: And that was it! He just dumped me by phone. 100 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:49,516 DANIEL: That's cold! 101 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,601 It makes you question the whole relationship. 102 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,730 DANIEL: You set high goals for yourself and nail every one. 103 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:56,986 But the hardest thing about changing yourself 104 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:59,534 is changing how other people see you. 105 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:02,863 Being a personal trainer is just that. Personal. 106 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:03,947 I'm not going to lie. 107 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,158 When a client doesn't feel the same way, 108 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,493 il' hurts. 109 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:08,828 What next? 110 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,375 Well, I mean, if you wanted, 111 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,627 you know, if it seems like it would be fun to you, 112 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:14,959 maybe we could go for a drink 113 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,669 or a dinner or a coffee or water. 114 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,468 I meant what exercise is next. 115 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,053 DANIEL: It really fucking hurts. 116 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:26,512 (LAUGHING) I know that! I was joking. Come on! 117 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,358 Daniel! I see you got some new meat. 118 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,235 What have I always said, John? 119 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,530 The key to repeat business... 120 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:39,324 ls new business. You cannot build a muscle mecca without muscle. 121 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:40,821 (SNIFFS) 122 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,573 Well, I want to turn this place 123 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:45,280 into an internationally renowned mecca. 124 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,874 - What do you bench? - 400. 125 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:50,501 - Squat? - More like five. 126 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:52,620 (SIGHS) 127 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,297 Why should I hire you? 128 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:55,933 You have a lot of elderly members, sir. 129 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,876 I want to pump some new blood into this place. 130 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,359 That pool's a very slippery surface 131 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,421 and that elderly woman with the shower cap, 132 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:04,064 she looks like she's going to croak right there in the pool, sir. 133 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,598 And Gold's is going to crush you. 134 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:09,179 If I don't triple your membership in three months, I will quit. 135 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,808 Triple it in three months. That's pretty ambitious. 136 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:13,938 I read a lot of biographies, sir. 137 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,234 And the one thing that unites great men 138 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,938 is their reach always exceeds their grasp. 139 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:21,776 One thing... I recently had some trouble with the law. 140 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:23,698 They call Florida "God's waiting room," 141 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,199 all the half-dead senior citizens 142 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,359 turning brown on the beach. 143 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,369 Shit, you ask me, that's kind of mean. 144 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,951 I like older people. They're very generous. 145 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,502 So, you really guarantee 146 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,500 I can triple my investment in three months? 147 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,899 Well, if I didn't, would I have put my name on the company? 148 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,753 Let me confer with my partner. Are they good? 149 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,094 - You're approved. - Wow! (CHUCKLES) 150 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:47,642 You know, I get so much joy from making people money. 151 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,515 I'm going to make you guys a lot of money. 152 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,474 You have such beautiful hair. 153 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:55,563 Look at those eyes. Wow! 154 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,526 I, Daniel Lugo, hereby acknowledge my guilt. 155 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:00,947 I know what I did was wrong 156 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,275 and there is no substitute for hard work. 157 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:06,783 And I am a hard worker! And it will never happen again. 158 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:08,863 For I used my superior intelligence 159 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,745 for wrong actions to justify a good end. 160 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:11,916 And that was wrong. 161 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,544 And, if you let me, I believe I can learn from my mistakes 162 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,166 and I believe I can help others 163 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:19,966 to realize that there is no shortcut to the American dream. 164 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,009 This is America, land of the brave 165 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,553 and home of the second chances. 166 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,175 That's my one ask, 167 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:26,427 that you give me a second chance 168 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,849 and allow me to go free today. 169 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,017 JUDGE: Guilty. 170 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,516 I know I'm guilty. That's what I said in the beginning of my statement. 171 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,848 I said, "I'm guilty." But what about my second chance? 172 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,183 (CELL DOOR RATTLING AND CLOSING) 173 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,689 (SCOFFS) 174 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,645 That's nothing. Welcome aboard. 175 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,864 Thank you, sir. I will not disappoint you. 176 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:44,865 DANIEL: Three weeks after I signed on, 177 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:47,285 Sun Gym did triple its membership. 178 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:49,071 I'ma make you Kobe beef, baby. 179 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:50,913 One more! 180 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,208 I gave free body waxing for everybody at sign-up. 181 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,535 It was kind of disgusting. 182 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:57,541 You have to do whatever it takes and have no fear. 183 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,463 Ooh. Wow. Bushy. 184 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,340 You want to trim that thing down a little bit? 185 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,126 I even came up with genius. 186 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,712 Free membership for strippers. Delicious. 187 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,548 Boosted membership 75% within two months. 188 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,225 Look like a big sirloin steak, baby! I like that! 189 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,513 I did make it a muscle mecca. 190 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:15,813 I made it a destination. 191 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,689 (GIRLS WHOOPING AND LAUGHING) 192 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,107 John was rolling in the cash. 193 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,627 He started reading Fortune magazine. 194 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,531 And he recognized my value. 195 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:28,156 I made Senior Fitness Coordinator by Christmas. 196 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,077 Perks included. 'Cause that's how it works. 197 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,780 You give and you get back. 198 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,827 Oh, bills suck. 199 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,660 JONNY: (ON TV) Rolled out into a money magnet. 200 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,745 I'm living the American dream. 201 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:41,172 Take notes and I'll tell you the secrets 202 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,749 of living the dream! 203 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,254 Does your life suck balls? 204 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,756 Are you a hot mess? 205 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,462 Do you ever look in your mirror at home and ask, 206 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,513 (MOCKINGLY) "Why me?" Well, go to Jonny Wu's 207 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,887 Golden Dream seminar at the Jupiter Ballroom 208 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,889 and you'll find out how to be a do-er! 209 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:57,264 DANIEL: I got to say, it felt great to be doing so awesome. 210 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:58,348 (BURPING) 211 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:00,854 (SNIFFING) 212 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,483 - What is that stink? - What stink? 213 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,772 You smell like a Cuban stripper. 214 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,335 My niece gave it to me for Christmas. 215 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,478 It's called "Vanilla Fella." 216 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,825 Oh, well, it's unsettling while I sweat here. 217 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,206 So, you make decent coin in this place? 218 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,453 We do fine. 219 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:19,878 Shoots out your ass in taxes though, right? (GROANS) 220 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,631 Hey, if you're smart, you do what I do. 221 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,671 Incorporate offshore. 222 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,752 The Bahamas don't exactly sweat your paperwork 223 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,804 and the IRS can't touch it. 224 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,636 You have any money here in the States? 225 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,308 (LAUGHS) Of course! 226 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,806 My offshore stuff is just 227 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,887 a rainy day fund, margarita money. 228 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,393 You should meet my accountant, 229 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,145 he's a friggin' miracle man. 230 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:42,350 Maybe I will. 231 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,936 Oh, you're a Maybe Guy! 232 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,191 (SIGHS) I misjudged. 233 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,524 I had you figured for a Definitely Guy, Damien. 234 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,108 Sorry. Lugo. Lugo. 235 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,659 DANIEL: Victor had a point. 236 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,657 I mean, he was an asshole, but he had a point. 237 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:57,282 Michael Corleone didn't become the Godfather by folding towels. 238 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,914 He did it by keeping a gun behind the toilet and knowing what he wants. 239 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,586 And I know it might sound strange, 240 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:05,507 I just want a big fat lawn that I can mow until the sun goes down. 241 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,334 That baby's 20% off! 242 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,697 Well, if I believe I deserve it, 243 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,253 the universe will serve it, right? 244 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:12,907 What, you never heard that before? 245 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,261 No, jackass. 246 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,842 Yeah, that's why you're working at Sears, bro! 247 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,348 Easy, fella, or I'll kick your ass. 248 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,146 What is that? Is that a bug? 249 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:28,447 There's a bug! Do you read English? Yeah? Puta? Bitch? Right? 250 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,444 Between the "B" and the "I." 251 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,321 You migrant workers suck! 252 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,447 DANIEL: When I was young, 253 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,278 there was a rich kid lived two blocks over. 254 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,739 Little prick had a new bike every Christmas. 255 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,870 VICTOR: Your asses are looking great! 256 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,075 And his parents took him on vacations 257 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,787 to places like Paris and France. 258 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,247 I mean, I didn't hate him. 259 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,753 I just thought it'd be cool to see France. 260 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,880 But I knew that wasn't ever going to happen 261 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,927 unless I did something about it. 262 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,203 - Let's go, set... (CLANGING) 263 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,298 Fuck! 264 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,221 Yo, what's going on, DL? 265 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,927 You've been unfocused all day, man. 266 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,350 You ever just get tired of being where you are, Adrian? 267 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,710 No. I kind of like it here. I mean, the weights are new... 268 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,647 I mean in life, man! Where you are in life. 269 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,862 I mean, look at us, man. We're like Superman. 270 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,032 (GRUNTING) I mean, come on! 271 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,822 Don't you think we deserve better? 'Cause I do. 272 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:19,781 (SNAPPING) 273 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:20,990 Hey. Yo. 274 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,080 ADRIAN: Man, I do, too. 275 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,037 DANIEL: Then fucking act like it, man! Come on! 276 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,542 That's why when these 'roids kick into 277 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,374 this chocolate mass, baby, 278 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,925 I'ma be unstoppable! 279 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,673 I ain't making no more tacos! 280 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,754 I ain't cleaning up after nobody tacos! 281 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,965 I'm putting my beef in their tacos, baby! 282 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,391 Everybody gonna eat some of this! 283 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,093 That's what I'm talking about. 284 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,721 I was like you. 285 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,681 You work hard. 286 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,017 You do what you're told. 287 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,898 And what does life serve you? 288 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:52,402 A shame sandwich with a side order of shit! 289 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,274 You deserve better! 290 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,618 Every person in America 291 00:12:56,693 --> 00:13:00,493 is either a do-er, or a don't-er. 292 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,035 A do-er or a don't-er. 293 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,084 And if I can get you to learn one thing today, 294 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,880 one take-home point, 295 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,541 it would be this. 296 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,047 Don't be a don't-er. 297 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,755 Do be a do-er. 298 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,758 I had a wife, two beautiful daughters. 299 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,718 A perfect partner. 300 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,974 Thank God I left her! 301 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:27,728 Now I'm with seven honeys of which I can choose from. 302 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,354 (ALL LAUGHING) 303 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:33,484 DANIEL: Oh, my God. This guy understands me. 304 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,865 Well, it's simple. 305 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,534 I don't know why God gave us 10 fingers, 306 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,782 because we's only gonna need three. 307 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:44,036 Get a goal. Get a plan. 308 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,250 And get up off your ass! 309 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,748 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 310 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,333 Which one are you, playboy? 311 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:53,841 Me? 312 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,964 No, someone else sitting in your seat. 313 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,170 (PEOPLE CHUCKLING) 314 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,631 Come on, which one are you? 315 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:00,840 I'm a do-er? 316 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,766 Is that a question? 317 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,178 I'm a do-er. 318 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,184 What is this, Valentine's Day? 319 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,231 Say it like you want to hunt it, skin it 320 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,854 and mount its head on your wall! 321 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,811 - I'm a do-er! - What? 322 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,313 - I'm a do-er! (YELLING) Yeah! 323 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,773 - I'm a do-er! - Let's do it! 324 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,779 - I'm a do-er! I'm a do-er! (ALL CHEERING) 325 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,531 ALL: (CHANTING) Do-er! - I'm a do-er! 326 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,328 ALL: - Do-er! Do-er! Do-er! - I'm a do-er! 327 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,073 I'm a do-er! 328 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,409 DANIEL: He singled me out 329 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,745 and gave me my own private training session. 330 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,545 I will make him proud. 331 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:32,793 - I wish I had a camera. - All right. 332 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,752 Get the bitches on the boat. Okay? We got to go. 333 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,120 Get the bitches on the boat. 334 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,422 We got to go! 335 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,683 DANIEL: I'm a do-er with a three-finger plan. 336 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,765 Finger one, find a guy with money. 337 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,357 Finger two, make him give you everything he owns. 338 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,356 Finger three, 339 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,692 make America a better place. 340 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,068 Leave the guy broke and clueless 341 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,024 as to who made him that way. 342 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,157 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 343 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,163 'Cause that's some straight-up gangsta shit. 344 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,999 - Why do you want to do this? (SIGHS) 345 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,294 ADRIAN: She's out of your league, bro. 346 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,750 Wow. 347 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,417 Adrian, you're fucking magnificent. 348 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,343 You walked in that door, you were 28% body fat, 349 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,420 you wanted to be six. 350 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,097 I gave you that. You want to be two, I will give you that. 351 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,389 You deserve that. 352 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,513 You want to be a monument to physical perfection? 353 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,344 You want to be a shrine? 354 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,437 You should be! 355 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,853 You wanted change, right? 356 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,578 All you got is change in that fanny pack. Is that what you want? 357 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:37,983 (SIGHS) 358 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,263 When's the last time you paid your rent when it was due? 359 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,110 When's the last time you took one of those plump bitches out to dinner 360 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,286 and didn't sweat them ordering dessert? 361 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,283 You love those big bitches. 362 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:50,116 And they love to eat. It's okay. That's important! 363 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,748 But this being broke shit's got to stop, man. 364 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,080 You need some money to go with that body, man. 365 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,220 DANIEL: Adrian loved the idea. 366 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,547 Hey, that guy wants a job. Will you interview him? 367 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,803 But to implement a plan of this intensity, 368 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,510 we needed to secure another operative. 369 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,562 (GRUNTING) 370 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,338 Where'd you do your time, pal? 371 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:15,766 Up north. 372 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,987 Club Fed Correctional. White collar. 373 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,689 I learned a lot. It's all businessmen. 374 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,780 Hey, how many grams of protein do you eat? 375 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,037 How you fixed for a job now? 376 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,410 (SIGHS) Well, it's not good. 377 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,800 It's kind of hard when you got a record. 378 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,001 I know. 379 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,328 It doesn't feel real good when Mickey D's tells you 380 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,491 you're not even good enough to make the French fries. 381 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,044 We all make mistakes. 382 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,243 Doesn't mean we have less right to a piece of the pie. 383 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:45,380 Amino acids after you work out or before? 384 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,517 So you do it with smoothies, like, fruit smoothies, 385 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,559 - or just, like, soy milk? - What? 386 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,683 Don't mind him. What were you in for? 387 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,309 (SNIFFING) 388 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,028 (SIGHS) (GUN COCKING) 389 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,605 (LAUGHING) 390 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,569 (CELL DOOR SHUTTING) (SNIFFING) 391 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,526 PAUL: Know why habit rhymes with rabbit? 392 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,658 'Cause your whole life disappears down a bunny hole, 393 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,749 while you grow long sensitive ears 394 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:16,919 to better hear the sound of sirens coming for you. 395 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,836 Lucky for me, I got saved. 396 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,920 Saving all of God's creatures was my special mission. 397 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,802 (GRUNTING) 398 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,099 (GRUNTS) 399 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,724 (GRUNTS) 400 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:40,985 (CHOKING) 401 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,070 (GRUNTS) 402 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:54,035 You know, the Son of God knew how to just say no. 403 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,501 I guess you could say He's my role model. 404 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,628 (CHURCH BELL RINGING) 405 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,630 Why Miami? 406 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,417 It was warm. It had beaches. 407 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,170 And I didn't have any warrants in Florida. 408 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,922 Chaplain at Attica said Pastor Randy 409 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,259 had been down the habit road himself, 410 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,885 so he'd help me. 411 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,596 Curfew is 9:00 on weekdays, 10:00 on weekends. 412 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:17,771 I've been there, dude. 413 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,316 If you want to rap, my door is always open. 414 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,235 I like to rap. You'll find me very friendly. 415 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,607 Just come in any time. Any time at all. 416 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,320 I'm just Randy, man. 417 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,426 PAUL: Daniel was really encouraging 418 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,196 about my self-improvement. 419 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,498 - And I needed a friend. - Oh! (LAUGHS) 420 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,704 Hadn't really had a friend since Ma died. 421 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,455 What do you think, you want to go get a beer? 422 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,878 I'm sober. 423 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,334 That's a good thing. 424 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,415 "A beer" is only an expression. Let's go get something to drink, 425 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,045 - hang out. - Okay. 426 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,885 (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 427 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:02,016 Make some noise for the great Sorina Luminita! 428 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,396 This is Solid Gold, Miami. 429 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,315 (PATRONS CHEERING) 430 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,902 (PATRONS CATCALLING) 431 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,322 ADRIAN: Hey, is that breast milk? 432 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,080 - What? - Is that breast milk? 433 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,461 - Why would that be breast milk? - 'Cause this is. 434 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,788 Listen. You take this, 435 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,249 you put it in there and you got the real HGH. 436 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,693 I'm talking about a steroid shake! 437 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,218 I got this pregnant chick I buy it from. 438 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,385 She real clean, too. 439 00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,678 - No. - No, no, no, for real. 440 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:32,971 She just got her tests and everything. 441 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,344 (PATRONS CONTINUE CATCALLING) 442 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,303 Oh, my... You ever suck a pregnant woman tittie? 443 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,765 Oh, my God! This is so good! Come on, try some. 444 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,813 It'll make you great, man! 445 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,016 You already big, but you could be bigger, you know? 446 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,272 I'm big! I'ma be swolled, though. 447 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,024 Walk sideways through doors. 448 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,855 You want some? We could be tittie brothers. 449 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,190 (LAUGHS) Yeah! 450 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,444 I'm going to go with "no." 451 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,197 - Excuse me. - What you... 452 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,652 Now I'm the guy at the bar? 453 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,175 Fine, keep my breast milk to myself. 454 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,744 Hey, Paul? What do you think of Sorina? 455 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,121 (GIGGLES) 456 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,702 Wow, she's... 457 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,662 Exactly. She's perfect! 458 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,785 And we thought we were gonna have to cast in London. 459 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,630 Please, tell me again about this movie you're making. 460 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,383 No, it's not a movie, baby, it's a music video. 461 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,805 But big budget. Sets, cars, Eiffel Tower. 462 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,881 It's going to be amazing. 463 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,717 Tell Sorina about the song, Paul. 464 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,681 She's very excited. 465 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,809 Enrique is our... ls our lead singer. 466 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,687 And he falls in love with a beautiful woman. 467 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,067 - Me? - You're the leading lady! 468 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,239 Yes, of course! 469 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,408 And he follows this beautiful woman, you, 470 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,702 all the way to London. 471 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,495 SORINA: It all started in Transylvania. 472 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,747 I was Miss Bucharest. 473 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,076 Ludimila Draganesti is a whore! 474 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:46,003 She show her vageena to the stupid judge. 475 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,503 I knew the only place a woman like me could be appreciated 476 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,508 was in United States. 477 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,009 After all, it was the land of opportunity. 478 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,089 USA. 479 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,453 - Good bye! - I saw Pretty Woman. 480 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,426 All Julia Roberts had to do 481 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,557 was show Richard Gere her pisda 482 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,560 and she got a shopping trip to Beverly Hills. 483 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,191 My pisda was so much nicer than hers. 484 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,352 Then I met Daniel. 485 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,734 He had that can-do spirit. 486 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,861 Yes! Bang me harder! 487 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,283 The car... 488 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,365 (SORINA MOANING) (CAR ALARM WAILING) 489 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:22,286 My American dream was finally coming true. 490 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,037 That was great! 491 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,665 PAUL: You can't just kidnap a guy and take his things! 492 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,838 You can't do that. That's so illegal. 493 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,462 DANIEL: Yes, we can. We're do-ers. Do-ers do. 494 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,884 I can't do right now. I just got out of prison. 495 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,302 DANIEL: That's fear, Paul. 496 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,554 - All right. Good night, babe! - Bye. 497 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,177 Do you know what fear is? 498 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,137 False Evidence Appearing Real? 499 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,469 That's a Jonny Wu line! 500 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,053 False Evidence Appearing Real. 501 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,137 You know Jonny Wu, too? 502 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,189 I don't know anything about an Asian guy. 503 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,356 That's an AA line. 504 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,106 AA started in 1935, Akron, Ohio. 505 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:53,026 And I want no part of this. You're on your own. 506 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:54,689 - We're gonna do this. Yeah. - We're not gonna... 507 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,649 - You're gonna do this with us. - I'm not. 508 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,779 It's gonna be fun. 509 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,074 You sure know how to pick 'em, DL. 510 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,490 Dude's a freak of fucking nature. 511 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,495 Ought to put a fence around him. 512 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:07,535 ADRIAN: I'd do anything for Danny Lugo. 513 00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:08,961 He was my boy. 514 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:11,001 As good to me as anyone ever was. 515 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,582 He was a big-hearted motherfucker 516 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,088 who I knew only had my best in mind. 517 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,794 But the shit he was poppin? 518 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:19,175 This daffy plot he had percolating? 519 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,636 I'd never been a crimer. 520 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,764 Ain't never had a reason to be. 521 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,978 (GIRLS ON TV MOANING) 522 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,063 Come on! 523 00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:31,813 Goddamn! My shit stopped working. 524 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:33,227 (EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION) 525 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,312 Then all of a sudden, I had a reason. 526 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:38,278 Mr. Doorbal, are you currently using steroids? 527 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,529 No, ma'am. 528 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:42,949 Really? When's the last time you injected? 529 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,906 Uh, Monday? 530 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,955 Yesterday. Okay. Um... 531 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,621 I'm just going to put down "using." 532 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,044 I threw them all out. 533 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,218 I think they messed me up. 534 00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:59,879 Hmm. It's okay. 535 00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:03,557 You probably just have Defeated Phallus Syndrome. 536 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,112 We, like, treat it here all the time. 537 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,894 But don't worry, we can change all that. 538 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,392 It's what we specialize in here. 539 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,473 Penis magic. (CLICKS TONGUE) 540 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:12,979 (SNIFFLING) 541 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,226 Aw. 542 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,563 It took a lot of balls to come in here. 543 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:19,281 More like Raisinets. 544 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:22,451 At least yours are chocolate-covered Raisinets. 545 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,153 Eh? (PUCKERS LIPS) Uh... Oh. 546 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,246 Sorry. It's just I find nothing sexier 547 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,790 than a big black man in tears. 548 00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:31,543 I love me some rain on the African plain. 549 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:36,499 I hope your girlfriend knows just how lucky she is. 550 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,506 She would know if she existed, 551 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:41,845 but she doesn't exist, so... 552 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,261 I guess she don't know. 553 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,808 Whoa. 554 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,766 I just got a flash of us together on a water slide. 555 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:50,846 (IMITATES WHOOSHING) 556 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:55,063 It's a steroid-induced impotence. 557 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,941 But with a shot of an engorgital 558 00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,317 right into your penis, 559 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,110 you will return to those 560 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:04,911 beautiful, robust erections of your high school days. 561 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,822 You do remember your high school days, don't you? 562 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,327 Hell, yeah! (CHUCKLES) 563 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:12,706 I used to have a nickname for my di... I mean, penis. 564 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:15,330 I used to call him Ernesto. 565 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,374 I used to call my vag Michelle. What? 566 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,880 Just leave it up to me and 567 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:24,214 I'll have Ernesto up in high gear in no time. 568 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,636 Those injections expensive, Doctor? 569 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:28,926 They come with a price. 570 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:34,682 PAUL: I was trying so hard to be good. 571 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:37,735 But there was so much temptation in Miami. 572 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,901 You should take a break. 573 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,734 Oh, thanks, Father. 574 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,740 This Miami heat is really crazy. 575 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:53,000 Wow, the way your sweat's glistening off your muscles... 576 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,248 You know, Jesus said, 577 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:58,088 "Come to me, all who are weary," 578 00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,253 "and I will give you rest." 579 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,585 I can give you rest, Paul. 580 00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,430 You're so buff. 581 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:09,099 Why was he telling me I was buff? 582 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,264 Hey, buddy! 583 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:12,845 Thanks for coming. 584 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:16,436 I've been thinking a lot about what you said. 585 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,899 Things aren't working out too good at the church. 586 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,730 (GRUNTING) (CLANGING) 587 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,899 PAUL: I just snapped. 588 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:27,864 - I almost killed him. - Don't sweat that, Paul. 589 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,786 We go through with this, nobody gets hurt, right? 590 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,535 Physically hurt? (LAUGHING) No, man! 591 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:33,373 This is a straight-up kidnapping, that's all! 592 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:34,701 It's like a snatch-and-grab. 593 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:37,203 Very simple. We snatch him, we grab him, 594 00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:38,708 he signs a few signatures, 595 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:41,540 we give him a protein shake and we show him the door. 596 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,045 He doesn't even know what happened! 597 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,718 He thinks he made a deal! 598 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:45,794 - Right? - Huh. 599 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,426 Listen. I watch a lot of movies, Paul. 600 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:49,677 I know what I'm doing. 601 00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:53,594 (DOOR CHIMING) 602 00:26:01,602 --> 00:26:03,354 This is the shit, man! 603 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,217 Adrian, put those down, will you? 604 00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,984 Sorry, gentlemen. Police use only. 605 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,277 Tampa PD, brother. It's okay. 606 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:12,871 In that case, I need to see badges. 607 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,418 We're, uh, retired. Off the, uh... 608 00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:22,999 Off the job. 609 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,050 And now we're doing security for a, um... 610 00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:28,549 For a rock group called, uh, Stryper, 611 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:30,757 - I don't know if you've heard... (CHUCKLES) Oh, I've heard... 612 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:33,183 Never again will an oppressor 613 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,181 BOTH: Overrun my people! 614 00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:38,396 For now I'm keeping watch! 615 00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:40,812 - That's the gospel, yeah! (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 616 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,144 And people say Christian rock sucks. 617 00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:46,150 Who says that? 618 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:47,815 Yeah, who? 619 00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:50,822 Nobody. I mean, well, fucking assholes do. 620 00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:52,411 Huh. Oh... 621 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:56,240 You know, I, uh, I actually thought that Stryper broke up. 622 00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,292 They're actually having a reunion tour 623 00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:00,745 (STAMMERING) in Jerusalem. 624 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:01,961 (GULPS) Ooh! 625 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:03,664 And they need extra security. 626 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:07,047 Look, we wish we didn't have to go there, but, uh, 627 00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:08,965 but as you know, 628 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,764 it's not the world we live in now, brother. 629 00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:12,761 So true. Hmm. 630 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:21,106 So, what can I do you for? 631 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:23,897 We're looking for merchandise to shock, incapacitate 632 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,354 and imprison our fellow man. 633 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:28,648 Okay, seriously, you're gonna love this, all right? 634 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,573 I've done it before, so come on. Just hit me. 635 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,152 Come on, just hit me, hit me! Come on, do it! 636 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,158 Hit me! Hit me! 637 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,285 (TASER CRACKLING) (SCREAMING) 638 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:42,415 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 639 00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:47,049 DANIEL: That moment, 640 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:48,842 I knew I assembled the right crew. 641 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,464 Doyle and Doorbal, 642 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:52,429 stone-cold ballers from the old school. 643 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:54,506 Now, test phase. 644 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:55,887 (SHOTGUN COCKS AND FIRES) 645 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:57,971 The best way to do a human extraction like this, 646 00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,686 in a location like this, would be through the water, 647 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,934 but we don't have a boat, so we're going in by land. 648 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,349 We're gonna hit the bushes 649 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:05,651 and get to blue point two within five seconds. 650 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,728 Here we get a clear view of our entry point. 651 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,688 PAUL: Danny was a mastermind! 652 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,318 We hit him in the house as soon as possible, 653 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:12,983 bring him out right through the front door, 654 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,627 through the bushes and back to the van. 655 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,213 Delta Force could do a mission like this in probably 53 seconds. 656 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,451 But with our athletic superiority, 657 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,658 we should be able to do it in about 40. All right? 658 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:21,867 One problem. He's got a live-in maid, 659 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,078 so if she's there, we knock her out on the way out. 660 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:26,334 ADRIAN: I knew Danny was making most of this shit up. 661 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:29,041 But it didn't matter. We were going to be fucking rich. 662 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:30,967 (RAP MUSIC CONTINUES) 663 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,681 (INAUDIBLE) 664 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,563 (SPEAKING HEBREW) 665 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:48,852 Back! 666 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,067 ADRIAN: He's having Shabbat! 667 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,819 Oh, shit. Go, go, go, go, go! 668 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,157 DANIEL: Mission abort! Mission abort! 669 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,701 PAUL: We're gonna get caught! We're gonna get caught! 670 00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:58,074 DANIEL: Mission abort! Mission abort! Mission abort! 671 00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:00,281 PAUL: I don't want to go back to prison! 672 00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:02,582 DANIEL: Block him in. 673 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,178 Gotta jump off the back, we snatch him. 674 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:07,588 PAUL: I honestly don't know how he figures this stuff out. 675 00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,756 DANIEL: Here. Ninja. That's your suit right there. 676 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,071 - Green bug. ADRIAN: - No, man. 677 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,126 Are you serious? 678 00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:15,679 - Yeah. - How does he get to be a ninja? 679 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:20,767 Eagle is on the move. 680 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:23,770 He's carrying a big bag of charcoal. White shorts. 681 00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,018 He's coming to us. 682 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,940 Prepare to neutralize the target. 683 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,055 Come on, come on, come on. 684 00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:29,830 PAUL: Shit, he's coming, he's coming! 685 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:32,024 DANIEL: Come on, come on, come on! Hurry up! Hurry up! 686 00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:34,606 (ENGINE REVVING) 687 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,371 (TIRES SCREECHING) 688 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,247 Go, go, go, go, go! Get him! Get him! Get him! 689 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,543 What the hell? 690 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,288 Asswipe! 691 00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:52,170 - Did you get him? - Prick. 692 00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:53,466 DANIEL: - Where is he? - Fucking maniac. 693 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:55,268 ADRIAN: What the fuck? He was right here! 694 00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:57,699 PAUL: Where'd he go? You see him? 695 00:29:57,713 --> 00:30:00,717 DANIEL: Where the hell is he? You've got to be fucking kidding me! 696 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:05,392 PAUL: - There he is! - Fuck! 697 00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:07,223 You got the wrong BMW? 698 00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:08,974 PAUL: It's two exact BMW's! 699 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,025 I told you to check the license plate! 700 00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:12,102 It was an honest mistake! 701 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,779 Yo, we thought it was the same car. It looks exactly the same. 702 00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:17,074 I told you, M98305 "Miami Bitch"! 703 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:18,150 Is that too hard? 704 00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:20,327 - It was an honest... DANIEL: - Fuck that! 705 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:21,369 Fuck you! 706 00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:22,492 I can deal with his impotence, 707 00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:24,665 I cannot deal with your incompetence! What the fuck? 708 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,626 You were a bit of a disappointment today. 709 00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:33,066 You're reassigned to Eagle's Nest. 710 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,583 Tomorrow we get our prize. 711 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,134 Schlotzsky's. 712 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,760 God damn it! (GROANING) 713 00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:47,767 There's this crazy new thing called "hygiene." 714 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,774 Look at yourselves! You handle food. 715 00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:53,731 What are we talking here, herpes? 716 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:57,231 Don't they feed you at home, chunky trunks, huh? 717 00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:58,486 Yeah. 718 00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:02,115 And can we stick a smidge of pastrami in the sandwiches, just for the novelty? 719 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,071 Fucking Pimple and Blimpie here. 720 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,468 What the fuck do you want? 721 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,306 (YELLING) 722 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:25,096 (CRACKLING) 723 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:48,373 (GRUNTING) 724 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:53,332 What is this about? Who the fuck are you? 725 00:31:53,495 --> 00:31:54,792 (TASER CRACKLING) (SCREAMS) 726 00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:57,670 ADRIAN: (WHOOPING) Do these tasers rock or what? 727 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:09,765 (WHIMPERING) 728 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:10,846 DANIEL: (IN HISPANIC ACCENT) Hey. 729 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,772 - What do you want? - You gonna call home. 730 00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,316 You gonna tell your baby mamacita 731 00:32:14,391 --> 00:32:17,361 she gonna take the kid and go home to Colombia, immediately! 732 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:20,360 And she tells no one. Especially la policia. 733 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:21,648 Because if she does, 734 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:23,371 that's a big fucking problem for you, man. 735 00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:24,989 MAID: - Hello? Kershaw residence. - No, no, 736 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,194 just get Mrs. Kershaw. 737 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:28,454 She's at her tennis lesson. 738 00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:29,952 She's not there! She's not home! 739 00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:31,374 ADRIAN: Tell her to get her, you piece of shit! 740 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:32,993 (CRACKLING) 741 00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:37,084 DANIEL: You knocked him out, man! 742 00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:38,211 What the fuck did you do that for? 743 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:39,382 - Put the fucking thing away! - Okay, okay. 744 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,550 I need to read the manual. 745 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:41,626 DANIEL: You don't fucking need it anymore. 746 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:42,711 Here. You take it. 747 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:47,678 DANIEL: (ON RADIO) Eagle's Nest, it's coming in hot. 748 00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:49,851 Rat's in the cage. Over. Patriot Two? 749 00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:52,554 Patriot Two? 750 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:56,604 Roger that, Patriot One. Uh... 751 00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:59,486 Didn't you say that your friend kept athletic supplies 752 00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:00,904 here in his warehouse? 753 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,815 DANIEL: Do we have to have this conversation now? 754 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,993 Over. What's the issue? 755 00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:09,162 I'm looking at a lot of homo stuff right now, Patriot One. 756 00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:13,999 A lot. 757 00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:15,748 Oh, such a fucking moron! 758 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,579 Patriot Two, we're a little busy here. 759 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,209 Come on, man. 760 00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:22,088 PAUL: It was what I thought it was. 761 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:24,170 DANIEL: (ON RADIO) Target time in five seconds, 762 00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:26,300 four, three, two, one. 763 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,006 Open the frickin' gate, man! 764 00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:30,808 PAUL: These things were weird, but amazing. 765 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:33,728 DANIEL: Open the F-ing gate, Patriot Moron Two. 766 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,477 (VICTOR GROANING) (MEN GRUNTING) 767 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,776 DANIEL: Out, now! 768 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:41,353 Cover him up. 769 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:42,483 (VICTOR SCREAMING) 770 00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:43,609 Rápido! 771 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:44,940 VICTOR: Please! ADRIAN: Shut up! 772 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:50,821 (PANTING) 773 00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:57,244 (ALL GRUNTING) 774 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,079 (GASPING) 775 00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:01,874 VICTOR: My grandfather fled Germany in 1943. 776 00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:02,958 No... 777 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:06,466 I was born in Bogota', grew up in New York City. 778 00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:08,502 Put myself through college 779 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,549 working six nights a week at Pizza Hut. 780 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:12,009 Busted my ass, 781 00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:14,595 but ended up comptroller of a billion dollar pipeline 782 00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:16,680 in the rectum of the Third World. 783 00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:20,317 I put up with shit they don't have names for in civilization. 784 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:26,148 Funny, I left South America because there was too much kidnapping. 785 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,612 That's what you call irony. 786 00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:31,988 But if they think a little slapping around's gonna break me, 787 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,539 they don't know Victor Pepe Kershaw. 788 00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,833 Somebody want to tell me what the hell is going on here? 789 00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:40,378 (IN HISPANIC ACCENT) I struggle, Vic. I wake up each day 790 00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:43,252 and I try to live a life dedicated to self-improvement. 791 00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:45,884 To finding a personal path that allows me 792 00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:47,632 to employ my special gifts. 793 00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:49,258 Like tying guys to chairs 794 00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:51,089 and sticking pliers up their nose? 795 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:52,892 You shut your mouth while the man's talking! 796 00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:56,728 (WHISPERING) You got to be quiet, Victor. Like a mouse. 797 00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,809 I see guys like you my whole life. 798 00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:05,486 You roll into this country, and America, she just spreads her pretty cheeks. 799 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:08,690 Meantime, native sons born of the red, white and blue 800 00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:11,864 are left broken, snuffling for your crumbs! 801 00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:20,786 You're broke, you dumb shit, 802 00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:22,542 because you never went to college. 803 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:26,041 Thereby guaranteeing 804 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,717 you were going to spend the rest of your life 805 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:30,215 obsessing over pectoral muscles. 806 00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:39,995 (WITHOUT ACCENT) Why'd you say that? 807 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:42,724 (CLANGING) 808 00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:46,478 Why'd you say that, you piece of shit, 809 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,484 about pectoral muscles? 810 00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:51,070 (CLANGING) 811 00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:53,034 Fucking tell me now! 812 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:54,994 - What's going on? DANIEL: - What's going on? 813 00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:56,450 What's going on is this dude seems to think 814 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,327 he knows who the fuck I am! 815 00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,658 No, I don't, I don't. 816 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:01,914 DANIEL: Tell me why the fuck you said that! 817 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:03,795 Well, you're going to fucking tell me! 818 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:05,998 You're going to fucking tell me now! 819 00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:07,754 VICTOR: No, I don't... I don't know. 820 00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:09,922 (DANIEL GRUNTS) (VICTOR GROANS) 821 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,591 - Come on, man. DANIEL: - Fuck that. 822 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,801 - Tell me. - No! 823 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,391 DANIEL: I don't know if you realize this, Victor, 824 00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:18,434 but you're not going anywhere anytime soon. 825 00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:21,221 You're going to tell me. Get him up! Now! 826 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:22,931 - Get him up! (GROANS) 827 00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,610 Your cologne, Danny. 828 00:36:28,311 --> 00:36:31,611 Your stinky, awful, vanilla, disgusting cologne. 829 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:37,537 VICTOR: As soon as I said it, I knew I'd sealed my fate. 830 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:40,616 My goddamn half-Colombian, half-Jew temper. 831 00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:45,295 Killing me is not going to give you job skills, Danny. 832 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,500 (GROANS) 833 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,588 I don't just want everything you have. 834 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,803 I want you 835 00:36:58,299 --> 00:36:59,972 not to have it. 836 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,936 What are we gonna do now? 837 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,058 What do you mean, "What are we gonna do?" 838 00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:08,314 We're doing it. 839 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:11,650 Everything's under control. You better fucking man up. 840 00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:13,823 We're gonna make some phone calls. 841 00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:15,366 You hear me, Victor? 842 00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:17,949 PAUL: This was supposed to be easy. 843 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,660 (PHONE RINGING) 844 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:26,996 VICTOR: (ON MACHINE) Yes, you've reached the office 845 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,295 of Victor Pepe Kershaw. 846 00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:30,544 I'm not in to take your call right now, 847 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,714 because I'm being held hostage by a bunch of fucking body... 848 00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:34,760 (GRUNTING) (GROANING) 849 00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:35,837 (MACHINE BEEPS) 850 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,298 ...Kershaw. I'm not in to take your call right now. 851 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:40,099 Please leave a message at the tone... 852 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,098 And for God's sake, help me! 853 00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:43,929 My asshole trainer, Daniel... (MUFFLED GROANING) 854 00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:45,059 (MACHINE BEEPS) 855 00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,857 Okay. it won't happen again. I understand. 856 00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:49,184 (MACHINE BEEPS) Please leave a message 857 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,769 and a designated representative 858 00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,372 will get back to you. (MACHINE BEEPS) 859 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:55,861 Gentlemen, it's me. Listen closely. 860 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:58,823 Rabbi Melman, Gut Yontiff. (GRUNTS) 861 00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:02,031 (STAMMERING) I'm fine. I just banged my shin. 862 00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:04,116 Take the kid to your parents 863 00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:05,826 until I can get this worked out. 864 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,788 And not a word to the police, baby, okay? 865 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:10,918 Not one word. 866 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:12,999 I don't need a secretary anymore. 867 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,380 Okay, you're fired! 868 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,965 There's some complex engineering in these things. 869 00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:21,387 No necesita... You know, to clean la casa. 870 00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:22,888 Jack... 871 00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:24,139 It's very simple. 872 00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,768 I've fallen in love with a younger woman 873 00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:28,814 and we're relocating to San Juan. 874 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:29,891 I know... (GROANS) 875 00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:32,398 Okay, take care. 876 00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:34,483 DANIEL: All right, we're good here. 877 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,155 Patriot Two, you got first watch. 878 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:37,574 (VICTOR SOBBING) - First watch? 879 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:39,154 DANIEL: Uh-huh. 880 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:41,657 - I got to watch him? - Yeah. 881 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:44,034 - We're gonna be alone? - We're gonna rotate. 882 00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:46,996 I got to go to work! We got to keep up appearances. 883 00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,292 What do you want me to do? 884 00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:49,665 DANIEL: Keep an eye on him. 885 00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:52,623 - He's crying! - That's okay, he'll stop. 886 00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:57,461 (TRAINERS YELLING INDISTINCTLY) 887 00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:58,887 JOHN: Late three times in a row. 888 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,306 DANIEL: Tiffany, did my 11:00 call? Mr. Kershaw? 889 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:02,724 He didn't call, Mr. Lugo. 890 00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:04,767 You know, call me crazy. 891 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:07,187 I don't know... My body's top priority. 892 00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:09,234 DANIEL: Everything was falling into place. 893 00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:15,483 VICTOR: (YELLING) Anybody here? 894 00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:17,359 I need a drink! 895 00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:19,157 Somebody? 896 00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:21,159 I need a drink! 897 00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:22,235 Um... 898 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:23,444 Somebody! 899 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,116 PAUL: Uh... 900 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,207 We don't keep spirits here. 901 00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:33,789 And I'm sober. 902 00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,836 VICTOR: No shit! 903 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:38,296 - Me, too. - You are? 904 00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:41,213 So cool. Praise Jesus! 905 00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:44,721 Got my chip and everything. That was a proud moment. 906 00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:47,552 (SIGHS) You should be proud. There you go. 907 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:52,712 You know, when I was in prison, 908 00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:54,392 I was clean for nearly a year. 909 00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:55,567 - Yeah? - Yeah. 910 00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:58,317 But a week before I got sprung, I had a little pruno slip. 911 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,023 - Huh? - Pruno is prison wine. 912 00:40:00,106 --> 00:40:02,325 I made the best pruno in the yard. 913 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:04,160 You know what? 914 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:07,410 Maybe the real reason I'm here 915 00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:09,490 is to help you 916 00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:12,919 get through another day sober. 917 00:40:16,331 --> 00:40:20,006 - That's heavy. - It really is. I know. 918 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,174 It truly is. 919 00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:27,475 I'm sorry about all this. Everything. 920 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:31,145 Oh, no, no. It's okay. Shit happens. Forget it. 921 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,515 (STUTTERING) But really, 922 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:36,855 maybe I was sent as a reminder. 923 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:40,564 Do you believe in that stuff? Higher power stuff? 924 00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:43,115 I live it. 925 00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:45,617 Okay... 926 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:49,038 You think I could get another one of those Taco Supremes? 927 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:50,782 Yeah... 928 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:54,294 Sure. There you go. We'll switch. 929 00:40:58,039 --> 00:40:59,040 Mmm. 930 00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:01,551 Oh, yeah. Oh, baby. (CHUCKLES) 931 00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:03,187 - They're even better cold. (CHUCKLES) 932 00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:05,255 - You must be so hungry. - Mmm. 933 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:08,216 You are so much nicer than the other two. 934 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:10,973 (CHUCKLES) Ah, they're sweet guys. 935 00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:12,395 You just don't know them yet. 936 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,642 But thank you for the compliment. 937 00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:16,725 See, the simple fact that you are defending them 938 00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:19,561 suggests that you are nicer than they are. 939 00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:21,609 I'm just saying. 940 00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,111 You're a Jew, right? 941 00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:34,125 Yes, I am. 942 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:36,127 Half-Jew. 943 00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:38,246 You have a problem with that? 944 00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:40,836 I think I can help you. 945 00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:42,592 That would be great! 946 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,420 That would be great. 947 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:49,257 How? I mean, how so? 948 00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:53,598 (SIGHS) 949 00:41:57,765 --> 00:42:01,440 Victor, do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior? 950 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:07,942 Victor? 951 00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,112 I do. 952 00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:13,698 (SIGHS) - That felt great. 953 00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:19,454 (SIGHS) 954 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:20,997 How did you do that? 955 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:23,003 I have a gift. 956 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,006 It's a gift. 957 00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:27,637 (MUFFLED) You're good. 958 00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:30,631 (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING) 959 00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:39,649 DANIEL: Busy day! 960 00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:45,821 - Wake him up. - Get up! 961 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,274 (WHIMPERING) 962 00:42:47,356 --> 00:42:48,573 (GROANING) 963 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:50,572 Oh, yeah... Look at that... 964 00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:51,948 DANIEL: Get some paper towels, damn it! 965 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:53,068 ADRIAN: Yeah. DANIEL: Shit! 966 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:54,079 If there's pee on the policy, 967 00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:55,915 they'll think he's incontinental and flag it! 968 00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:57,249 Shit! 969 00:42:57,325 --> 00:43:00,920 It's not "incontinental," you moron. It's "incontinent." 970 00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:04,424 You really are a brilliant criminal mind, Lugo. 971 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:07,044 Well, I'm smart enough not to be the one cuffed to a couch, 972 00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:08,628 about to get cleaned the fuck out. 973 00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:11,680 This one's gonna require your signature. Bing! 974 00:43:12,507 --> 00:43:14,475 (GRUNTING) No fucking way. 975 00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:15,597 (GROANING) 976 00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:17,822 PAUL: I know you can't see me, Victor, 977 00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:20,891 but I have a look of suspicion on my face. 978 00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:23,351 VICTOR: What's there to be suspicious about? 979 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:26,024 I would like to call you Eldad. 980 00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:27,939 In Hebrew, 981 00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:30,195 it means "Beloved of God." 982 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,161 Would that be okay, my friend? 983 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,243 I would be honored, Victor. 984 00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:37,995 PAUL: Pepe was my second friend. 985 00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:39,621 (RECORD SCRATCHING) 986 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:41,832 ADRIAN: It's my shift, bro. Go home. 987 00:43:41,911 --> 00:43:43,538 Go to church or whatever you do. 988 00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:45,627 It's my torture chamber now. 989 00:43:45,915 --> 00:43:47,792 DANIEL: Doyle was taking extra shifts with Kershaw. 990 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:49,798 And, yes, it was getting my attention. 991 00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:51,216 DANIEL: Sorina, you home? 992 00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:54,470 What the hell are you doing? 993 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:56,843 Trying to see who you really are. 994 00:43:58,469 --> 00:43:59,812 A big music video director 995 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:02,515 does not need these glasses that see in the dark! 996 00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:04,396 I don't want you going through my stuff. 997 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,476 Okay? These are not toys. 998 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,983 Big director driving your pussy-ass Fiero 999 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:09,439 with the Scooby-Doo seats! 1000 00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:11,490 I need you to sit down right now and listen very carefully. 1001 00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:13,113 You know where I've been all day? 1002 00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:15,033 I've been at headquarters in Langley, Virginia. 1003 00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:17,618 I haven't been truthful with you, and, believe me, it hurts. 1004 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:20,328 You have got to understand my work. 1005 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:22,835 I'm in the CIA. 1006 00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:26,456 Now, good men have died to keep what I just told you a secret. 1007 00:44:26,956 --> 00:44:29,926 CIA? Like the CIA-police CIA? 1008 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:32,257 Those goggles, they're government issue, 1009 00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:33,679 and, I guess in a way, so am I. 1010 00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:35,927 (GASPS) CIA, Daniel? 1011 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,805 - That is so hot! - No, no, no, no, no. 1012 00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:43,681 It's better you hear it all. 1013 00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:45,016 I... (SIGHS) 1014 00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:47,193 I mean, I've seen things, okay? Done things. 1015 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:49,479 One time in Hong Kong, I had to live for a week in a tree. 1016 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:52,027 No food, no bathroom, no nothing. 1017 00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:55,451 You poor, poor baby! I am so sorry! 1018 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:58,037 Do you know, this is the real reason I approached you. 1019 00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,614 - Me? - Yes. 1020 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,417 You think you can handle being an operative? 1021 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:04,043 Oh, my God, Daniel, yes! I'll do anything! 1022 00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:05,239 You know my associate, Paul? 1023 00:45:05,286 --> 00:45:06,726 - The big guy? - Yeah, the weird guy? 1024 00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:08,084 Yeah. You're gonna have to work close with him. 1025 00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:11,213 This is my adopted country. I'll die for it. 1026 00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:15,005 Daniel, did you ever catch a spy girl? 1027 00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:18,595 And then maybe you have to be spanking her. 1028 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:21,261 Yeah, and calling her dirty, 1029 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:24,397 Commie-sucking whore. 1030 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:26,524 Whatever it takes. 1031 00:45:26,599 --> 00:45:31,730 "...which has been trading on the NYSE since 1972." 1032 00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:33,990 NYSE? 1033 00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:36,025 New York Stock Exchange. 1034 00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:38,118 Oh. I'm from New York. 1035 00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:41,743 All right, next... (CLEARS THROAT) 1036 00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:45,167 I can read to you about the Unabomber. 1037 00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:47,044 Scary. 1038 00:45:47,662 --> 00:45:49,039 (YELLING) 1039 00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:51,089 (GRUNTS) 1040 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:55,844 Oh! 1041 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:58,597 Damn it! Why'd you make me do that to you, Victor? 1042 00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:00,516 I have responsibilities! 1043 00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:04,600 Jesus Christ Himself has blessed me with many gifts! 1044 00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:08,024 One of them is knocking someone the fuck out! 1045 00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:10,859 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1046 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,733 Pepe, you okay? 1047 00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:14,860 Pepe? 1048 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:19,489 It's Eldad. 1049 00:46:19,819 --> 00:46:21,537 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1050 00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:25,537 Hello, James Bond. 1051 00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:28,043 Why so sad? 1052 00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:30,880 I had to hurt a man today. 1053 00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:32,502 - Wow. - I didn't want to, 1054 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:34,208 'cause I like him. 1055 00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:36,001 But he forced me to. 1056 00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:39,548 Look, in your line of work, people do get hurt. 1057 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,558 - Okay. - Danny tells me 1058 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:43,634 I'm with you now. 1059 00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:45,595 We work together, we play together. 1060 00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:46,975 For king and country. 1061 00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:49,478 Playing together sounds good. 1062 00:46:49,557 --> 00:46:51,025 Very good. 1063 00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:52,898 I still have no idea what you're talking about right now. 1064 00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:54,820 Oh, it's okay. I know who you are. 1065 00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:57,315 Well, you should, 'cause we've met. 1066 00:46:58,482 --> 00:46:59,904 Tell me about the playing again? 1067 00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:02,612 I woke up this morning in a state of excitement, 1068 00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:04,038 lap dancing the day away. 1069 00:47:04,113 --> 00:47:05,740 PAUL: It's like the Bible says... 1070 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,326 You give and you get back a hundredfold. 1071 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:10,707 And then some greasy pudge-bunny 1072 00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:12,288 comes and takes it all away. 1073 00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:14,799 Me and the lady were having a conversation. 1074 00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:16,342 You should never wear yellow, pal. 1075 00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:19,341 Little kids might think you're a school bus and climb on for a ride. 1076 00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,763 PAUL: His name was Frank Griga 1077 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:23,432 and he was the third richest man in Golden Beach. 1078 00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:24,508 (CHUCKLES) 1079 00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:26,185 I didn't know any of that then. 1080 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:28,683 All I knew was that he was a douche. 1081 00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:31,565 DANIEL: We were three weeks in and Victor wasn't breaking. 1082 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:35,312 - You got a racing dog, huh? - Mmm-hmm. 1083 00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:39,698 Hey! So, Mr. Kershaw sold you Tasty Reuben? 1084 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:42,531 Yep. Tasty Reuben's all mine now. 1085 00:47:42,651 --> 00:47:44,119 Let's try something new. 1086 00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,698 This one, I think, is gonna be a fan favorite. 1087 00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,624 (SIZZLING) (GROANING) 1088 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:51,376 - You ready to sign now? (STRAINED) No! 1089 00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:52,954 DANIEL: The guy was fierce. 1090 00:47:53,079 --> 00:47:56,174 ADRIAN: Ha! Come on, come on! Hey, baby! 1091 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:57,842 Where did you get that dog? 1092 00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:00,052 I got somebody here that wants to meet you! 1093 00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:01,845 (LAUGHING) Oh, my God, I love him! 1094 00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:03,639 VICTOR: Lugo, you can get my life, 1095 00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:05,387 but you can't have my shit! 1096 00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:07,013 DANIEL: All I wanted was a little effort, baby. 1097 00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:08,219 Eat me, Doogie. 1098 00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:10,270 DANIEL: He never worked this hard in the gym. 1099 00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,561 But I did. I break guys for a living. 1100 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,483 - Are you ready to sign now? - Fuck you! 1101 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:15,650 Take him around again. 1102 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:16,852 (GROANING) 1103 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,272 I hate you. 1104 00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:20,439 Thanks, buddy. 1105 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:22,157 BANK MANAGER: Mmm-hmm. 1106 00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:24,656 Good. Good. Hmm. 1107 00:48:24,777 --> 00:48:25,824 Uh-oh. 1108 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,081 Is... Is there a problem? 1109 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:30,203 No, there shouldn't be a problem. 1110 00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:32,250 It's just that all of these transfer documents, 1111 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:34,328 they need to be witnessed by a notary public. 1112 00:48:36,122 --> 00:48:37,294 Well, can't you do that? 1113 00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:38,715 We'd be delighted. 1114 00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:40,714 We just need you and Mr. Kershaw 1115 00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:43,387 to sign the documents in the presence of our notary. 1116 00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:46,682 But Mr. Kershaw is overseas in Europe saving elephants. 1117 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,386 So, you can just... It's okay. 1118 00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:53,431 Well, around here, we call that a problem. 1119 00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:56,855 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 1120 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,062 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 1121 00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:01,860 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1122 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,566 (SIGHS) 1123 00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:06,152 JOHN: Put it in the trash, with the rest of my dreams. 1124 00:49:06,235 --> 00:49:08,408 DANIEL: No contest, John? 1125 00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:10,285 Lost the sponsor. Chapter 11. 1126 00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:11,616 I told you Amino Tropical Blast's benefits 1127 00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:12,791 were totally undocumented. 1128 00:49:12,867 --> 00:49:14,869 Can I see you in the office for a minute, John? 1129 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,313 You're still a notary, aren't you? 1130 00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:17,921 Yeah. Technically, I guess. Why? 1131 00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:19,707 Well, I was hoping you could transfer some property. 1132 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,230 I made a deal with a friend of mine. 1133 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:22,797 Just bring him by tomorrow. 1134 00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:24,971 Look, my friend, he cannot come back, okay? 1135 00:49:25,045 --> 00:49:26,137 This is a very unique situation. 1136 00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:28,573 He's out there trying to impact the world in a positive way. 1137 00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:30,309 No, that's the only reason for a notary, 1138 00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:32,887 is that I have to witness the signing of the document. 1139 00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:35,348 Otherwise, somebody could just come in off the street, 1140 00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:38,184 forge somebody's signature and take all their shit. 1141 00:49:38,267 --> 00:49:39,314 You know, I got a stamp. 1142 00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:40,565 Can I borrow it? 1143 00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:45,275 No, you can't borrow my stamp. That's sacred. 1144 00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:49,324 What the fuck are notaries, man? 1145 00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:50,746 We're officers of the law. 1146 00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:53,995 Remember this chick? Shelley? Used to work here? 1147 00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:56,452 Black chick? I fucked her. 1148 00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:58,329 Big slut. 1149 00:49:58,412 --> 00:49:59,459 - Oh, John? - Yeah. 1150 00:49:59,538 --> 00:50:01,290 You know, I, um, 1151 00:50:01,373 --> 00:50:03,046 I might have found a sponsor for your competition. 1152 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:04,422 You ever heard of Schlotzsky's? 1153 00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:07,213 JOHN: The signature's a little off here, but no big deal. 1154 00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:12,761 All right, down, down, down! Just... There, there, there! 1155 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,311 (LAUGHS) Love it! 1156 00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:24,772 DANIEL: Finger one, find somebody with money. Check. 1157 00:50:24,939 --> 00:50:27,408 Finger two, make him give you everything he owns. 1158 00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:29,281 Three million dollar house, 1159 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,613 500,000 cash. Check. 1160 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:33,990 Finger three, make America a better place. 1161 00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:38,244 PAUL: You said no violence. 1162 00:50:38,327 --> 00:50:39,624 No bad violence! 1163 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,501 (SIGHS) I know! Okay? 1164 00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:44,675 And I meant it when I said it, I swear to God. 1165 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:47,424 All right? But this guy, he knows who I am. 1166 00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,221 He could ID me. 1167 00:50:49,296 --> 00:50:50,936 All right? That's gonna lead them to you. 1168 00:50:51,006 --> 00:50:52,849 I cannot kill. 1169 00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:54,017 Duly noted. All right? 1170 00:50:54,093 --> 00:50:56,141 But if you had to do it, you would adapt. 1171 00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:57,541 You would reach down deep, right? 1172 00:50:57,596 --> 00:50:58,643 What do you mean, "reach down deep"? 1173 00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:00,565 What if I reach down and there's nothing there? 1174 00:51:00,641 --> 00:51:03,235 Then we give you bus money and you're off the team. 1175 00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:06,982 That's harsh. I want to be on the team. 1176 00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:09,233 I want you to be on the team. Okay? 1177 00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,819 And the Good Lord wants you to be rich! 1178 00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:13,992 All right? But he could put us all away. 1179 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,573 He saw us, big guy. He saw you. 1180 00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:16,782 Do you want to go back? 1181 00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:18,208 I'm not gonna let him do that to you. 1182 00:51:18,284 --> 00:51:19,764 I'm not gonna let that happen to you. 1183 00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:21,295 You're not going back! 1184 00:51:22,329 --> 00:51:24,130 Look, when this is over, we'll all go camping. 1185 00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:25,423 - All right? - Okay. 1186 00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:26,876 And, meanwhile, 1187 00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:29,886 make him comfy, all right? Just get him drunk. 1188 00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:32,973 I can't do that. 1189 00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:34,592 Why? 1190 00:51:34,883 --> 00:51:36,476 Pepe is sober. 1191 00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:38,516 Do me a favor, okay? 1192 00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:41,036 Don't call him Pepe like you were in the sixth grade together. 1193 00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:44,526 VICTOR: (GASPING) Hey. 1194 00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:46,566 (WHISPERING) Are we alone? 1195 00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,031 - Yeah. (SOBS) 1196 00:51:51,025 --> 00:51:52,242 Would you... 1197 00:51:52,693 --> 00:51:55,697 Would you help me... Help me escape? 1198 00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:57,619 You need money. 1199 00:51:57,698 --> 00:52:00,793 I've got money. You can have it all. 1200 00:52:01,327 --> 00:52:03,045 - Everything. - Victor, Victor. 1201 00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:07,083 (SOBBING) I don't want to die, Eldad. Not now. 1202 00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:10,173 My son... 1203 00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:12,091 Look, Victor. Victor. 1204 00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:13,297 This will all be over very soon. 1205 00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:14,552 (COUGHING) 1206 00:52:14,757 --> 00:52:16,350 We're gonna get you on a plane tonight. 1207 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:17,834 We know someone at the airport 1208 00:52:17,885 --> 00:52:19,387 who's gonna get you out of the country tonight, 1209 00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:20,892 but the only way he's gonna do it 1210 00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:22,689 is if you're knee-walking drunk. 1211 00:52:23,682 --> 00:52:26,481 You won't remember his face. You have to. 1212 00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:30,815 You're going to need a drink if I die, 1213 00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:32,400 you half-a-retard! 1214 00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:35,153 And when I get to heaven, 1215 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:37,909 I'm going to tell Jesus what you did. 1216 00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:43,419 You're not going to tell Jesus anything. 1217 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:44,878 (GROANS) 1218 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:46,414 I'm doing you a favor! 1219 00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:47,706 (SPUTTERING) 1220 00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:49,463 I'm giving you a private jet! 1221 00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:51,259 Whisking you out of the country! 1222 00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:52,711 (BOTTLE SMASHES) 1223 00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:08,718 VICTOR: (SLURRING) Hey, this don't look like an airport. 1224 00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:10,612 (MUMBLING UNINTELLIGIBLY) 1225 00:53:11,605 --> 00:53:13,027 Where's my jet? 1226 00:53:13,107 --> 00:53:14,484 PAUL: Don't worry, you're still going home. 1227 00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:16,034 A thousand bucks if I smash him 1228 00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:17,407 - into that fucking backhoe! ADRIAN: - Do it. 1229 00:53:17,486 --> 00:53:18,526 - A thousand? - A thousand! 1230 00:53:20,698 --> 00:53:22,541 - Drink some! Drink some! - Hey... Son of a... 1231 00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:23,959 Oh, my God. 1232 00:53:24,076 --> 00:53:25,248 (ADRIAN LAUGHS) 1233 00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:27,000 VICTOR: Hey, I have a... (GRUNTS) 1234 00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:28,706 Calm the fuck down. 1235 00:53:28,789 --> 00:53:30,462 (ENGINE REVVING) 1236 00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:32,960 (TIRES SCREECHING) (GRUNTS) 1237 00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:44,263 Yes! 1238 00:53:49,852 --> 00:53:51,479 I fucking told you! 1239 00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:53,689 (LAUGHS) 1240 00:53:59,445 --> 00:54:00,662 (GROANS) 1241 00:54:02,030 --> 00:54:03,703 Lucky I had an airbag. 1242 00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:07,085 You put on his fucking seat belt? 1243 00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:09,170 Yeah. 1244 00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:12,416 It is the law. 1245 00:54:12,499 --> 00:54:13,921 You don't put on a seat belt, you'll hurt your face 1246 00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:15,594 with the airbag. That's what they tell you. 1247 00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,296 "Buckle up. It's the law." 1248 00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:18,779 His blood alcohol's up to his ears! 1249 00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:20,799 Nobody would expect him to buckle up! 1250 00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:22,806 Yeah, I concur. That was real stupid. 1251 00:54:22,885 --> 00:54:24,637 You just made a good man suffer. 1252 00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:25,972 This is going fucking perfect! 1253 00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:28,102 - Perfect. - Get the gas can now! 1254 00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:30,105 You're siding with him? 1255 00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:32,778 I was like the Iceman, okay? Bull's-eye! Strike! 1256 00:54:33,312 --> 00:54:34,438 Suckers. 1257 00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:35,961 I'll get the gas can. I'll be alone. 1258 00:54:36,148 --> 00:54:38,196 Hey, Pepe, it's Eldad. You okay? 1259 00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:41,237 Don't do that right now, please. Don't. 1260 00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:42,996 VICTOR: (SLURRING) All good, Eldad. 1261 00:55:25,697 --> 00:55:27,177 ADRIAN: Let's go. Let's go, let's go. 1262 00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:28,576 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) - Hurry up. 1263 00:55:30,244 --> 00:55:31,245 Uh-oh. 1264 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,121 Oh, shit. 1265 00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:35,340 Paul, just run him over. 1266 00:55:35,457 --> 00:55:36,629 PAUL: Just run him over? 1267 00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:39,257 DANIEL: Yeah, just start the car and just run him over. 1268 00:55:39,378 --> 00:55:41,426 I can't start the car and run him over. We... 1269 00:55:41,505 --> 00:55:44,600 Paul, your friend Pepe is on fire. 1270 00:55:44,675 --> 00:55:45,847 He's going to die anyway. 1271 00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:47,018 Do you want him to suffer, 1272 00:55:47,094 --> 00:55:48,391 or you want to take him out of his misery? 1273 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:51,064 You can do this, okay? Start the car, 1274 00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:53,149 put it in gear and run him over. 1275 00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:55,899 I don't know, DL. That's hardcore, man. 1276 00:55:56,937 --> 00:55:58,610 Start the fucking car and go! 1277 00:55:59,815 --> 00:56:01,237 (CAR STARTS) 1278 00:56:01,316 --> 00:56:03,569 (ENGINE REVVING) (TIRES SCREECHING) 1279 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:11,084 (SCREAMS) 1280 00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:19,502 Back over him. 1281 00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:23,881 Get it over quick. It's like ripping off a Band-Aid. 1282 00:56:23,964 --> 00:56:25,011 Just do it! 1283 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,814 Don't make Pepe suffer. 1284 00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:34,562 (GROANS) No! 1285 00:56:35,350 --> 00:56:36,852 (SCREAMING) 1286 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:44,735 (YELLING) 1287 00:56:47,446 --> 00:56:49,665 (GURGLING) (CRUNCHING) 1288 00:56:52,701 --> 00:56:54,078 I knew you could do it, Paul. 1289 00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:56,122 You just killed a man. 1290 00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:57,547 We did. 1291 00:56:58,373 --> 00:56:59,625 No, you did it. 1292 00:57:01,043 --> 00:57:03,045 I just provided options. 1293 00:57:06,048 --> 00:57:08,050 Why are you saying I did it? 1294 00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:09,968 We did it. 1295 00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:11,144 No, you drove. 1296 00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:13,188 It's... It's a good thing. Tell him. 1297 00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:15,349 You did a good thing. 1298 00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:21,985 (SIRENS WAILING) 1299 00:57:28,236 --> 00:57:30,739 VICTOR: No, this wasn't heaven. 1300 00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:34,043 I wasn't transported to some celestial space 1301 00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:37,212 given my newfound bullshit Christianity. 1302 00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:39,085 This isn't that kind of story. 1303 00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:40,666 But you know how I knew these monkeys 1304 00:57:40,749 --> 00:57:42,843 were rank fucking amateurs? 1305 00:57:43,669 --> 00:57:45,717 Because I was still alive. 1306 00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:50,427 You can beat me, rob me, hang me like dry cleaning, 1307 00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:51,977 burn my fucking hair off, 1308 00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:53,770 but don't tell me you're taking me to the airport 1309 00:57:53,845 --> 00:57:55,472 when really you're going to kill me. 1310 00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:58,308 And if you are going to kill me, 1311 00:57:58,392 --> 00:57:59,814 you damn well better do it. 1312 00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:01,566 (GROANING) - Mmm! 1313 00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:03,105 Hey, baby doll. 1314 00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:05,737 Thought we almost lost you there for a while. 1315 00:58:06,775 --> 00:58:08,903 Okay, let me explain to you about your face. 1316 00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:11,571 (MUFFLED) Holy shit! 1317 00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:13,332 (GROANING) 1318 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:16,163 I was tasered by ninjas. 1319 00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:17,995 Is that tire tread on your forehead? 1320 00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:20,501 Yes, for the fifteenth time, it is. 1321 00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:24,335 They did this to me! Drove right over my face. 1322 00:58:24,418 --> 00:58:26,386 So, you're from Colombia originally. 1323 00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:27,713 So what? 1324 00:58:28,588 --> 00:58:31,933 I got run over here. In America. 1325 00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:33,511 Not in Colombia! 1326 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,728 - I'm not sure I like your attitude, sir. (CONTINUES GROANING) 1327 00:58:35,804 --> 00:58:37,477 Shut the hell up, Baby Huey! 1328 00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:39,182 Asshole. 1329 00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:40,688 I'm going to kill him. 1330 00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:42,235 Nurse! 1331 00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:43,778 Listen to me. 1332 00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:47,028 I just lost my family, my business, 1333 00:58:47,107 --> 00:58:51,487 and half of my nose. I almost bit my tongue off. 1334 00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:54,289 Got my bank accounts cleaned out. 1335 00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:58,209 You think I give a rat's ass if you don't like my attitude? 1336 00:58:58,285 --> 00:58:59,707 FEMALE DETECTIVE: We could still arrest you. 1337 00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:01,506 Your blood alcohol was four times the limit. 1338 00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:02,881 Is this her first day? 1339 00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:04,958 Just tell me if this is 1340 00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:06,635 Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 1341 00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:08,045 Don't you listen? 1342 00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:09,971 They forced chocolate liqueur down me! 1343 00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:13,634 The evil ninja weightlifters? Those are the guys? 1344 00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:17,142 You should cut some of that fuzz out of your ears! 1345 00:59:17,345 --> 00:59:20,144 Daniel Lugo. Write it down. 1346 00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:22,442 From what I hear, Mr. Vic "Pepe" Kershaw, 1347 00:59:22,517 --> 00:59:24,565 they sell quite a bit of drugs in Colombia. 1348 00:59:24,644 --> 00:59:26,897 God, I can't believe this! 1349 00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:28,607 I'm having some trouble with it myself. 1350 00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:30,237 You say you were bound, abused 1351 00:59:30,317 --> 00:59:32,911 and roughed up by a group of bodybuilders. 1352 00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:34,784 Was this a sex thing? 1353 00:59:35,155 --> 00:59:36,156 What? 1354 00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:40,752 One very large burnt dildo, 1355 00:59:41,953 --> 00:59:45,082 baseball-sized anal beads found in the back of your car. 1356 00:59:45,165 --> 00:59:46,462 Not normal stuff. 1357 00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:47,821 We're finding it hard to believe 1358 00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:49,753 that no one reported you missing. 1359 00:59:49,836 --> 00:59:52,680 Not one single person. 1360 00:59:53,381 --> 00:59:55,509 This could be a wake-up call, buddy. 1361 00:59:56,009 --> 00:59:59,104 (STAMMERING) Wait a second. Is that all I get? 1362 00:59:59,179 --> 01:00:00,146 Get back here! 1363 01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:02,020 - I don't believe a word he said. - Mmm-mmm. 1364 01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:04,773 DANIEL: We stack-loaded 3,000 protein calories. 1365 01:00:09,231 --> 01:00:11,233 Looking tough, feeling tough. 1366 01:00:16,696 --> 01:00:20,200 We were going to rock it. We didn't find Kershaw's obit. 1367 01:00:20,283 --> 01:00:22,206 We found him alive, at the hospital. 1368 01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:24,708 So we had some unfinished business. 1369 01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:31,966 Oh! I'm not going to make it. I'm not going to make it... 1370 01:00:32,045 --> 01:00:33,467 Can you keep him quiet? 1371 01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:35,348 (GROANING) VICTOR: - Oh, Christ. 1372 01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:37,342 (SEAGULLS CAWING) 1373 01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:44,019 ED: Being a cop for so long, 1374 01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:46,318 I've learned that people's lives are usually linear. 1375 01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:47,394 Until they're not. 1376 01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:51,107 Comes a day for just about everyone when A 1377 01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:54,784 suddenly skips B and careens to polka-dot weird W 1378 01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:57,867 Best move I ever made was marrying Cissy. 1379 01:00:57,946 --> 01:00:59,823 Sweetie pie, are you deaf? 1380 01:00:59,906 --> 01:01:02,067 - The phone has rung, like, 19 times. (PHONE RINGING) 1381 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,326 Twenty. 1382 01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:04,832 Sorry, babe, I didn't hear it. 1383 01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:06,083 After I retired, 1384 01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:09,133 I reopened the detective agency my old man used to own. 1385 01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:10,709 But after a few years, 1386 01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:13,386 Cissy begged me to retire from that, too. 1387 01:01:13,461 --> 01:01:15,759 She said I'd earned my relaxing years 1388 01:01:15,839 --> 01:01:19,139 with long, lazy days full of golf and fishing. 1389 01:01:19,217 --> 01:01:22,312 Except the only thing I hate more than golf is fishing. 1390 01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:24,060 Du Bois Investigators, Inc. 1391 01:01:24,139 --> 01:01:26,517 Is this Ed Du Bois the Second? 1392 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,022 Actually, it's Ed the Third. 1393 01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:29,603 I want Ed the Second. 1394 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:33,111 He's dead. And I'm retired. 1395 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:34,390 I'm guessing you're looking at 1396 01:01:34,399 --> 01:01:35,879 a hell of an old yellow pages, buddy. 1397 01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:38,741 Everything's old in this frickin' hospital. 1398 01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:40,864 (TOILET FLUSHING) - It just shot out of my ass! 1399 01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:42,587 - I couldn't help it. NURSE: (GASPS) Oh! 1400 01:01:42,657 --> 01:01:45,831 Oh, God. He should be ejected from this facility! 1401 01:01:45,911 --> 01:01:46,958 NURSE: Oh, my God... 1402 01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:49,961 Not you. (STAMMERING) I need your help. 1403 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,792 I'm a desperate man. 1404 01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:53,297 What did you say your name was? 1405 01:01:53,376 --> 01:01:55,003 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 1406 01:01:59,299 --> 01:02:01,739 DANIEL: The team explored a number of infiltration procedures. 1407 01:02:02,302 --> 01:02:03,474 Adrian even offered to stage 1408 01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:05,555 a diversionary fistfight in the hall. 1409 01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:07,391 We decided against that. 1410 01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:10,481 But I can't say that what the police told you 1411 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,608 is far from my own analysis. 1412 01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:14,064 I have to entertain 1413 01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:16,149 the possibility that you might be lying. 1414 01:02:16,858 --> 01:02:18,656 DANIEL: There was one major problem. 1415 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:20,703 This fucking archaic line-directory system 1416 01:02:20,779 --> 01:02:22,076 throughout the whole entire hospital. 1417 01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:23,907 It took us an hour just to find the ICU. 1418 01:02:25,367 --> 01:02:26,414 VICTOR: Please believe me, 1419 01:02:26,493 --> 01:02:29,121 it happened just the way I say it did. 1420 01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:32,003 Yeah, well, I'm sorry, Mr. Kershaw, 1421 01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:33,584 but I can't take the case. 1422 01:02:33,792 --> 01:02:35,385 I'm a dead man. 1423 01:02:35,502 --> 01:02:38,176 A hospital is a very public place. 1424 01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:40,599 And anybody could gain access to your room. 1425 01:02:40,674 --> 01:02:42,154 And if it were me, and some large men 1426 01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,427 were trying to re-kill me, 1427 01:02:43,510 --> 01:02:45,262 and I wanted to stay un-dead, 1428 01:02:45,345 --> 01:02:47,814 I'd get the hell out of there. Fast. 1429 01:02:47,889 --> 01:02:49,266 (DISCONNECTS) 1430 01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:53,444 DANIEL: In the end, 1431 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,113 after reviewing our past performance, 1432 01:02:55,188 --> 01:02:57,486 we could come to only one conclusion. 1433 01:02:57,565 --> 01:02:59,363 We're so much better when we wing it. 1434 01:02:59,526 --> 01:03:01,528 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1435 01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:17,919 DOCTOR: Can I help you with something? 1436 01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:20,138 I'm Dr. Lowenstein, 1437 01:03:20,213 --> 01:03:22,136 uh, Mr. Kershaw's primary care physician. 1438 01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:23,512 He didn't mention anything. 1439 01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:27,016 Oh, well, I'm, uh... I'm over at Miami General. 1440 01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:30,557 Where is Victor? 1441 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,234 He checked himself out, against my advice. 1442 01:03:33,518 --> 01:03:35,316 I think the visit from the police scared him. 1443 01:03:35,395 --> 01:03:37,147 Police? What did they want? 1444 01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:39,528 Oh, accident investigation. 1445 01:03:39,607 --> 01:03:41,075 They didn't seem too thrilled 1446 01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:42,277 by Mr. Kershaw's account of events. 1447 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:43,560 He claimed he'd been tortured. 1448 01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:45,284 By bodybuilders. 1449 01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:47,077 - Bodybuilders? - Yes. 1450 01:03:50,994 --> 01:03:54,089 This is a case of delusional alcoholism. It's not uncommon. 1451 01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:55,666 You know, I warned him about that. 1452 01:03:55,749 --> 01:03:58,093 Why are you dressed for surgery in our hospital? 1453 01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:01,421 Well, I like to be prepared for anything. 1454 01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:03,344 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1455 01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:07,093 Gentlemen? 1456 01:04:07,761 --> 01:04:08,933 (ADRIAN LAUGHS) 1457 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:10,138 ADRIAN: Oh, shit... 1458 01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:12,019 So, what if he goes to the cops? 1459 01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:13,395 He already did. 1460 01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:15,443 You know what happened? Nothing! 1461 01:04:15,518 --> 01:04:17,319 Because they figured out what we already know, 1462 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:19,573 that Victor Kershaw is a half-criminal prick 1463 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:21,208 who deserved bad shit to happen to him. 1464 01:04:21,274 --> 01:04:22,366 Yeah. 1465 01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,444 I thought he had to be dead. 1466 01:04:25,111 --> 01:04:26,112 So what? 1467 01:04:37,248 --> 01:04:38,921 You might feel a little prick. 1468 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,877 (CRIES OUT IN PAIN) 1469 01:04:44,631 --> 01:04:45,974 Oh, yeah! 1470 01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:50,387 It's a little less than what I'm used to, 1471 01:04:50,470 --> 01:04:52,143 but what the heck? 1472 01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:54,145 (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1473 01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:07,821 I'm going to rock your world. 1474 01:05:08,655 --> 01:05:10,157 Ninja style. 1475 01:05:10,490 --> 01:05:11,742 (BOTH MOANING) 1476 01:05:11,825 --> 01:05:14,669 I told you we'd fix it with the magic penis shots. 1477 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:15,745 (LAUGHS) 1478 01:05:15,829 --> 01:05:17,001 Mmm... (MOANS) 1479 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,172 Oh, yeah! (MOANS) 1480 01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:48,653 - No way! - No, this is your house. 1481 01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:50,697 (GASPS) PAUL: Jesus may exalt. 1482 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:53,158 - But cocaine is king. (SNIFFING) 1483 01:05:53,408 --> 01:05:54,785 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1484 01:05:54,868 --> 01:05:57,166 They seem very happy. 1485 01:05:57,245 --> 01:05:58,872 (LAUGHING CONTINUES) 1486 01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:01,549 Mmm-hmm. Dry humping. 1487 01:06:03,168 --> 01:06:05,887 (MOANS) This is such nice, supple leather. 1488 01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:09,390 Asshole. 1489 01:06:15,722 --> 01:06:19,147 I know what you're looking at. Now look at this. 1490 01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:22,695 I don't have a home, you putz! 1491 01:06:22,770 --> 01:06:24,864 (CAN CLATTERS) (KNOCKING) 1492 01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:26,407 (GROANING) Oh, jeez! 1493 01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:33,198 Hey, Kershaw! It's Ed Du Bois! 1494 01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:41,752 Jesus. 1495 01:06:42,081 --> 01:06:44,209 You thought I was lying. 1496 01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:47,091 Sometimes it takes me a while to make up my mind. 1497 01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:49,593 Nice place. 1498 01:06:50,590 --> 01:06:52,058 How'd you find me? 1499 01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:53,635 Cab driver at the hospital. 1500 01:06:53,718 --> 01:06:56,016 (SIGHS) I paid him 20 not to talk. 1501 01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:57,730 ED: Well, I paid him 40. 1502 01:06:57,805 --> 01:07:00,274 This shit's my new best friend. 1503 01:07:00,808 --> 01:07:02,355 I'm gonna look into your case, Victor, 1504 01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:04,108 but if you're not telling me the truth, 1505 01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:06,547 you're gonna be in a lot more trouble than when you started. 1506 01:07:07,815 --> 01:07:09,237 So, why are you helping me? 1507 01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:11,911 Well, what they did to you is un-American. 1508 01:07:12,195 --> 01:07:13,196 Real reason. 1509 01:07:13,446 --> 01:07:15,619 Well, catching fish is fine. 1510 01:07:16,074 --> 01:07:18,168 Catching bad guys is finer. 1511 01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,836 Now, won't you tell me your story again, hmm? 1512 01:07:23,957 --> 01:07:25,459 From the beginning. 1513 01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:27,544 Just give me one more of those blue ones. 1514 01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:28,719 You've had enough. 1515 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,012 - Hey, there. - Hey. 1516 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,392 Hey, we didn't see you move in. 1517 01:07:38,471 --> 01:07:40,431 Oh, you know, most of my things are being shipped. 1518 01:07:40,932 --> 01:07:42,229 What happened to the Kershaws? 1519 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:43,560 You know, I don't know the specifics, 1520 01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:45,020 but they must have really been underwater, 1521 01:07:45,103 --> 01:07:46,696 because they practically gave me the house. 1522 01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:48,372 I mean, I had asked the guy from the bank 1523 01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:50,196 and he thinks that the guy ran off with some girl 1524 01:07:50,275 --> 01:07:52,436 that he met in Havana, like one of those sex vacations. 1525 01:07:53,194 --> 01:07:55,413 Jeez! Man, you think you know people. 1526 01:07:55,488 --> 01:07:56,535 Yeah. 1527 01:07:56,614 --> 01:07:59,242 Although Victor liked to talk about sex a lot. 1528 01:07:59,325 --> 01:08:00,451 Brad MacCalister. 1529 01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:01,665 Torn... 1530 01:08:02,203 --> 01:08:03,295 Lawn. 1531 01:08:03,454 --> 01:08:04,501 - Gotcha. - Yeah. 1532 01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:05,924 That's a pretty professional looking hoop 1533 01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:07,125 - you got there. - Yeah. 1534 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,809 Look at you, already improving the place. 1535 01:08:08,876 --> 01:08:10,173 Well, that's what I do. 1536 01:08:10,253 --> 01:08:11,596 You know, I saw your wife drop off a gang of kids, 1537 01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:13,093 figured they could come by anytime and shoot a round. 1538 01:08:13,172 --> 01:08:14,533 I've done a bit of coaching, so... 1539 01:08:14,549 --> 01:08:15,589 Hey, that sounds terrific. 1540 01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:17,936 Use your elbows, you little pussy! 1541 01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:20,221 (GRUNTS) Oh, tell your mama! 1542 01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:22,227 Damn! 1543 01:08:22,682 --> 01:08:24,025 - Sucker! Oh! (BOY GROANS) 1544 01:08:24,684 --> 01:08:26,027 What the hell are you doing on the ground? 1545 01:08:26,227 --> 01:08:28,321 - That hurts. - Well, it's supposed to hurt! 1546 01:08:28,396 --> 01:08:29,997 That pain's what's gonna save your life. 1547 01:08:30,023 --> 01:08:31,115 Your cells remember where it hurts 1548 01:08:31,190 --> 01:08:32,157 and that's where they get strong. 1549 01:08:32,233 --> 01:08:33,280 It's called pain and gain, Rusty. 1550 01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:34,906 Don't be a little bitch. You gonna man up? 1551 01:08:34,986 --> 01:08:36,112 You better, 'cause right now your sister's 1552 01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:37,367 stronger than you. Give me your hand. Get up! 1553 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,165 What are you looking at, you little chubby broad? 1554 01:08:39,365 --> 01:08:40,833 Don't eyeball me, boy. I see your mother 1555 01:08:40,908 --> 01:08:42,160 driving up and down the street looking at me. 1556 01:08:42,243 --> 01:08:43,844 I'll be your stepfather in about a week. 1557 01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:45,462 DANIEL: I love my new home, 1558 01:08:45,538 --> 01:08:47,757 my new neighborhood and my little brat-pack crew. 1559 01:08:47,832 --> 01:08:49,300 I kept it real with them little motherfuckers 1560 01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,002 and they kept it real with me. 1561 01:08:52,337 --> 01:08:55,432 (GRUNTS) That's 315, close grip. 1562 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:58,013 All right, benching builds your pecs. 1563 01:08:58,092 --> 01:08:59,344 We got no homos in this gang, right? 1564 01:08:59,427 --> 01:09:00,644 All right, good. And if you bachelors like girls, 1565 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:01,972 listen to the Lawn Dawg. 1566 01:09:02,055 --> 01:09:03,773 No hottie can resist dope pecs. 1567 01:09:03,848 --> 01:09:05,065 You want to chase tail with me in South Beach 1568 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,393 on my Puppy Luv? Huh? 1569 01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,023 Or do you want to look at your little nuts in the mirror 1570 01:09:08,102 --> 01:09:09,463 and see if you got any peach fuzz? 1571 01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:11,314 All right, good. 1572 01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:12,489 Wow! 1573 01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:14,909 DANIEL: Hey, guys. You like it? 1574 01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:16,201 Yeah. 1575 01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:17,779 Oh, I love the sexy casa! 1576 01:09:17,862 --> 01:09:19,739 (SORINA SQUEALS) (LAUGHING) 1577 01:09:20,448 --> 01:09:21,574 You guys like that? 1578 01:09:23,743 --> 01:09:25,120 You like that fine Russian pussy? 1579 01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:27,167 That was mine. 1580 01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:29,415 I gave it to him. Like nothing. 1581 01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:30,837 Now if we're gonna roll, we're gonna chase tail, 1582 01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:32,635 we got to do it my way, okay? 1583 01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:35,338 No pickle-licking around here. Let's go. 1584 01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:36,547 Break it off. Remind your folks 1585 01:09:36,631 --> 01:09:37,757 about Neighborhood Watch, okay? 1586 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,888 You, you, you and you, jog it home. 1587 01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:41,720 - All right, big man. ADRIAN: - All right, brother. 1588 01:09:41,803 --> 01:09:42,804 DANIEL: Let's race the Porsche, baby. 1589 01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:44,472 PAUL: Let's do it. DANIEL: Come on. It's money. 1590 01:09:44,555 --> 01:09:45,932 (CAMERA CLICKING) 1591 01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:52,276 You get the Turbo. 1592 01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:02,032 ED: And this Adrian Doorbal, he paid in cash? 1593 01:10:02,115 --> 01:10:03,958 Yes. 100,000. 1594 01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:05,414 - Cash? - Cash. 1595 01:10:05,493 --> 01:10:07,120 - This didn't surprise you. - No. 1596 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:10,833 I thought maybe he was in sports, rap. 1597 01:10:10,915 --> 01:10:12,041 You know, he is black. 1598 01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:13,793 Yeah. 1599 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,400 Well, you don't think it was strange 1600 01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:17,714 that Mr. Kershaw never said goodbye? 1601 01:10:17,797 --> 01:10:20,300 WOMAN: He was a dick. Always making fat jokes. 1602 01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,560 One time he told me if I can cut out snacking, 1603 01:10:22,635 --> 01:10:23,682 that they can cure world hunger. 1604 01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:25,805 Yeah, he can be kind of rude that way. 1605 01:10:26,764 --> 01:10:28,085 What do you think of the new guy? 1606 01:10:29,142 --> 01:10:31,986 Awesome. He says I'm a do-er. 1607 01:10:34,188 --> 01:10:35,940 DANIEL: Our Neighborhood Watch is about to start. 1608 01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:37,525 Can I get everybody's attention? 1609 01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:39,744 Would you like one? Those are so cute. 1610 01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:41,537 They're like little edible penises. 1611 01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:44,636 I wish they had them in the strip club. They're great niblets. 1612 01:10:45,032 --> 01:10:46,079 This is delicious. 1613 01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:49,538 And so easy, from freezer to microwave to mouth. 1614 01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:50,963 (CHUCKLES) 1615 01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:54,338 Stan. 1616 01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:56,469 DANIEL: Okay. Eyes front, neighbors. 1617 01:10:56,544 --> 01:10:57,704 Now, we'd all like to believe 1618 01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:59,222 we're safe here in Old Cutler Cove Estates. 1619 01:10:59,297 --> 01:11:01,516 I know I feel more snug and secure than I've ever. 1620 01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:02,717 And I feel very welcomed, 1621 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,677 and I want to thank you all for that. Okay? 1622 01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:06,729 But this is a very serious situation. 1623 01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:08,723 Okay? There are bad guys out there 1624 01:11:08,806 --> 01:11:11,126 that are waiting for good people like us to drop our guard. 1625 01:11:11,142 --> 01:11:12,689 Bad guys are everywhere. 1626 01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,775 I should know, okay. I work for the government. 1627 01:11:14,854 --> 01:11:16,197 And I've been to prison. 1628 01:11:16,689 --> 01:11:18,316 And it sucks! 1629 01:11:18,816 --> 01:11:20,818 At this first meeting of the Neighborhood Watch, 1630 01:11:20,902 --> 01:11:22,324 Peter, Dick and I will demonstrate 1631 01:11:22,403 --> 01:11:23,923 a few ways we can keep ourselves safe. 1632 01:11:23,946 --> 01:11:26,790 - My pal, Dick... (SNAPPING FINGERS) - Yeah. 1633 01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:27,913 ...who works with me at the government, 1634 01:11:27,992 --> 01:11:29,118 will now hand out your preparedness packs. 1635 01:11:29,202 --> 01:11:30,169 Right. 1636 01:11:30,244 --> 01:11:32,364 That means we have to hand out the preparedness packs, 1637 01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:33,851 - thank you. PAUL: - Yeah. Right away. 1638 01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:35,170 In our own corner of the American dream, 1639 01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:37,547 safety requires vigilance. 1640 01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:39,428 Okay, look at our chart here. 1641 01:11:39,504 --> 01:11:41,598 Number one thing, vigilance equals safety. 1642 01:11:41,672 --> 01:11:43,299 (SNIFFING) - Number two, recognizing... 1643 01:11:43,382 --> 01:11:47,057 PAUL: Oh, baby. That's the one. Yeah. 1644 01:11:47,595 --> 01:11:51,725 Okay. First thing, recognizing a potential attacker. 1645 01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:55,523 Sorry about that. There it is. 1646 01:11:55,603 --> 01:11:56,604 Peter? 1647 01:11:56,729 --> 01:11:58,129 ADRIAN: - Safety pack. (SNIFFLING) 1648 01:11:58,272 --> 01:11:59,819 Each family gets a pack. 1649 01:11:59,899 --> 01:12:02,493 Each pack has pepper spray and a taser. 1650 01:12:02,568 --> 01:12:03,990 Ladies, these things work. 1651 01:12:04,070 --> 01:12:06,664 You can zap a guy's balls off with one hit, all right. 1652 01:12:06,739 --> 01:12:08,662 Okay! The lovely Sorina here... 1653 01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:10,539 - Ta-da! - ...Is going to be the victim. 1654 01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:12,620 Who wants to volunteer to be a rapist? 1655 01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:13,834 MAN 1: Oh, sure. 1656 01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:14,914 MAN 2: Right here! 1657 01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:16,333 Me. Pick me. 1658 01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:18,008 Can you pick me? Can you pick me? 1659 01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:20,758 We're only picking one, guys. This is not a gang rape, okay. 1660 01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,089 You sit down. We'll take Brad. 1661 01:12:22,255 --> 01:12:23,347 Yes! 1662 01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:24,841 DANIEL: My favorite neighbor. 1663 01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:26,767 BRAD: He picked me, he picked me. 1664 01:12:27,051 --> 01:12:28,143 Hi, I'm Brad. 1665 01:12:28,219 --> 01:12:29,499 You touch her, I'll fuck you up! 1666 01:12:29,762 --> 01:12:30,763 - Hey! - It was nice meeting you. 1667 01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:31,894 Dick. 1668 01:12:31,973 --> 01:12:34,067 This is only a simulation, okay? Cairn it down. 1669 01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:35,859 PAUL: Well, that's what I'd do in this situation. 1670 01:12:35,935 --> 01:12:37,608 I'll fuck him up! 1671 01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:39,355 Paul, now. 1672 01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:41,532 Honey, I had to grab her ass. Look, I was the rapist! 1673 01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:43,127 - You're a perv. - It was role playing. 1674 01:12:43,609 --> 01:12:45,202 DANIEL: What the hell are you doing? 1675 01:12:45,278 --> 01:12:46,370 What? 1676 01:12:46,445 --> 01:12:48,743 "What?" You look like shit. 1677 01:12:48,823 --> 01:12:50,291 I feel like I look great. 1678 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,164 This is a critical time, Paul. Okay? 1679 01:12:52,243 --> 01:12:53,711 We cannot afford to mess this up. 1680 01:12:53,786 --> 01:12:56,881 I agree. You don't need all this Kumbaya shit. 1681 01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:58,378 Excuse me? I blended in, okay? 1682 01:12:58,457 --> 01:13:00,585 I'm an influential member of this community now. 1683 01:13:00,668 --> 01:13:02,796 Have some respect and act accordingly. 1684 01:13:04,297 --> 01:13:05,924 SORINA: Paul? 1685 01:13:06,007 --> 01:13:08,851 The hotel wants you to pay your $47,000 bill 1686 01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:10,894 or they're kicking us out. 1687 01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:12,472 (PAU L GROANING) 1688 01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:14,315 Yeah, honey? 1689 01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:15,565 What are you doing? 1690 01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:16,642 (GRUNTS) 1691 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:18,227 I'm praying. 1692 01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:19,358 Well, 1693 01:13:19,687 --> 01:13:22,156 (VOICE ECHOING) you should pray for $500 1694 01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,552 to relocate a pair of Jimmy Choos 1695 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:25,409 from Neiman's to my shoe closet. 1696 01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:26,577 Okay. 1697 01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:29,622 Secret Agent Sorina needs pimpy shoes for proper spying. 1698 01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:32,583 Secret agent, Jimmy Choo shoes, I got it. 1699 01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:34,785 Mmm. (KISSES) 1700 01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:37,626 (GROANING) 1701 01:13:37,705 --> 01:13:39,799 Jimmy Choo shoes. Cash. 1702 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:42,427 PAUL: Sometimes, when you hit rock bottom, 1703 01:13:42,501 --> 01:13:44,970 you happen to be on the 20th floor. 1704 01:13:45,046 --> 01:13:48,425 I had a choice. Take the fast way down, 1705 01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:50,430 or find a way to keep climbing. 1706 01:13:52,845 --> 01:13:54,688 Lord God, this place is depressing. 1707 01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:56,311 (VICTOR GROANS) 1708 01:13:58,351 --> 01:13:59,523 And so is this. 1709 01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:00,861 (VICTOR GRUNTS) 1710 01:14:01,228 --> 01:14:03,651 No matter how it gets there, your John Hancock shows 1711 01:14:03,731 --> 01:14:05,483 notarized, even at a 90-degree angle. 1712 01:14:05,566 --> 01:14:07,568 It's all legal and binding. 1713 01:14:07,652 --> 01:14:10,451 Oh, funny thing, when a man's blindfolded, 1714 01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:13,078 electro-shocked, beaten with sex toys, 1715 01:14:13,157 --> 01:14:14,750 and hung like dry cleaning, 1716 01:14:14,825 --> 01:14:16,623 he tends to sign just about anything. 1717 01:14:16,869 --> 01:14:19,247 The Sun Gym Gang has successfully acquired 1718 01:14:19,330 --> 01:14:20,582 every asset you had. 1719 01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:22,542 And they're enjoying it. 1720 01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:25,586 So I don't have a move? 1721 01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:28,640 Because if that's true, I'm not paying you a fucking dime! 1722 01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:30,182 You don't have a fucking dime. 1723 01:14:30,257 --> 01:14:31,509 What happens now? 1724 01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:34,099 Now I go to work. 1725 01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:36,393 (CAMERA WHIRRING) 1726 01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:39,642 After a couple months with us, you won't even recognize yourself, 1727 01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:40,851 trust me. 1728 01:14:41,644 --> 01:14:42,896 I trust you. 1729 01:14:42,979 --> 01:14:46,609 As you can see here, we've got all brand new Cybex equipment. 1730 01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:49,240 All the latest stuff. Want to start out with some curls? 1731 01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:51,325 You have the perfect frame for bodybuilding. 1732 01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:52,644 I'm going to get you so jacked. 1733 01:14:52,905 --> 01:14:54,907 I'd love to get jacked. 1734 01:14:55,241 --> 01:14:56,868 What kind of work do you do, Ed? 1735 01:14:56,951 --> 01:14:58,498 Lawn and garden supplies. 1736 01:14:58,577 --> 01:15:01,296 Benches, birdbaths, stuff like that. 1737 01:15:01,706 --> 01:15:04,084 Oh, yeah? I got a pretty big yard myself. 1738 01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:05,627 Oh, yeah? Where? 1739 01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:07,462 Old Cutler Cove. 1740 01:15:07,962 --> 01:15:11,512 Wow. I didn't know trainers did so well. 1741 01:15:11,590 --> 01:15:13,638 You know, you believe you deserve it and the universe... 1742 01:15:13,718 --> 01:15:15,937 ...will serve it. Yeah, I've heard that before. 1743 01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:18,561 - Jonny Wu says that. - Yeah. TV commercial. 1744 01:15:18,806 --> 01:15:21,025 I love that guy. All right, let's hit the chest press. 1745 01:15:21,308 --> 01:15:22,981 Lawn supplies, huh? 1746 01:15:23,978 --> 01:15:27,152 I got me a riding mower. Snapper 342, you know it? 1747 01:15:29,775 --> 01:15:31,402 (GRUNTING SOFTLY) 1748 01:15:32,153 --> 01:15:34,451 Yeah, it's a beauty. It's a zero-turn model, right? 1749 01:15:34,697 --> 01:15:35,823 Yep. 1750 01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:39,042 It's got one of the best decks around. 1751 01:15:39,118 --> 01:15:40,995 It even stands up to Florida's sandy soil. 1752 01:15:41,078 --> 01:15:42,796 You might be my new favorite client. 1753 01:15:42,955 --> 01:15:44,172 Now, come on, you're growing. 1754 01:15:44,248 --> 01:15:45,768 Let's go. Let's go stretch those pecs. 1755 01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:48,920 How'd you happen to choose this gym? 1756 01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:50,550 A friend of mine recommended it. 1757 01:15:50,629 --> 01:15:52,190 He said you worked him over pretty good. 1758 01:15:52,256 --> 01:15:54,216 (CHUCKLES) That's what I like to hear. Who's that? 1759 01:15:54,508 --> 01:15:55,976 Victor Kershaw. 1760 01:15:58,304 --> 01:15:59,647 How is Vic? 1761 01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:02,692 I don't really know. I can't get him on the phone. 1762 01:16:03,059 --> 01:16:04,356 (GROANING) 1763 01:16:04,685 --> 01:16:05,937 Well, maybe he's on vacation. 1764 01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:07,863 - Who's that? - Kershaw. 1765 01:16:08,105 --> 01:16:10,483 Oh, yeah. I'm sure that's what it is. 1766 01:16:13,861 --> 01:16:17,115 PAUL: I've been here before. And I'm not proud of this. 1767 01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:22,252 (PEOPLE TALKING EXCITEDLY) 1768 01:16:22,328 --> 01:16:23,454 (GLASS CLINKING) 1769 01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:25,039 To my dearest Adrian. 1770 01:16:25,122 --> 01:16:26,465 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 1771 01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:28,759 You are my sun, 1772 01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:30,177 my moon, 1773 01:16:30,711 --> 01:16:32,133 my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. 1774 01:16:32,213 --> 01:16:33,733 (GUESTS LAUGHING) - I love that show. 1775 01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:41,514 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1776 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:43,770 (YELLING) 1777 01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:46,523 GUARD: He got the bag! He got the bag! 1778 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:48,195 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 1779 01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:50,440 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) (HORN BLARING) 1780 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:52,487 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1781 01:16:53,317 --> 01:16:54,944 (MEN SHOUTING) 1782 01:16:55,027 --> 01:16:56,449 GUARD: Drop the bag! Drop it! 1783 01:16:57,196 --> 01:16:58,493 (PANTING) 1784 01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:03,877 (GRUNTING) 1785 01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:05,296 (ALL LAUGHING) 1786 01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:07,290 My grandfather, 1787 01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:11,047 he said to me, "Never marry a black man." 1788 01:17:11,252 --> 01:17:13,755 I don't know why. He thought they were all dodgy. 1789 01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:16,223 But he's dead now. 1790 01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:18,513 From racism. No, it was a cement truck. 1791 01:17:18,592 --> 01:17:20,344 (POLICE SIREN WAILING) 1792 01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,639 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1793 01:17:24,431 --> 01:17:27,310 Hello. ls the haircut line here? 1794 01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:28,895 I just need a little trim. 1795 01:17:30,104 --> 01:17:32,152 (GRUNTS) Oh, shit. 1796 01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:35,905 (YELLS IN PAIN) (WOMEN EXCLAIMING) 1797 01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:37,949 Oh, shit! 1798 01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:40,622 (GROANS) 1799 01:17:41,407 --> 01:17:43,080 (WOMEN MURMURING) 1800 01:17:43,576 --> 01:17:44,793 GUARD 1: He's over here! 1801 01:17:44,869 --> 01:17:45,995 GUARD 2: Come on down here. 1802 01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:47,455 In here, go. 1803 01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:48,630 - Freeze! (GRUNTS) 1804 01:17:48,706 --> 01:17:50,174 (WOMEN SCREAMING) 1805 01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:53,256 (GRUNTS) (WOMAN SCREAMS) 1806 01:18:01,427 --> 01:18:02,929 (GUNSHOTS) 1807 01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:07,308 (OFFICERS YELLING) 1808 01:18:08,392 --> 01:18:10,315 PAUL: Well, this plan didn't work. 1809 01:18:10,394 --> 01:18:11,566 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1810 01:18:11,645 --> 01:18:12,817 OFFICER: Cover the back! 1811 01:18:13,814 --> 01:18:15,987 She makes me the happiest man in the world! 1812 01:18:16,066 --> 01:18:18,114 (GUESTS CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 1813 01:18:19,987 --> 01:18:21,989 PAUL: This plan was just practice. 1814 01:18:22,072 --> 01:18:23,540 (SIRENS WAILING) 1815 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,794 But I had another plan. 1816 01:18:28,787 --> 01:18:32,508 Frank Griga, the phone-sex douche from the club. 1817 01:18:37,796 --> 01:18:39,469 He wouldn't be as easy as a bank. 1818 01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:42,681 But as it turns out... 1819 01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:43,807 OFFICER: In the water! 1820 01:18:44,094 --> 01:18:45,141 Fire! 1821 01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:46,502 ...a bank wasn't all that easy. 1822 01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:57,783 (MUFFLED SHOUT) 1823 01:19:07,868 --> 01:19:09,711 (MUFFLED) Motherfucker! 1824 01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:13,457 (SIREN WAILING) 1825 01:19:15,876 --> 01:19:16,877 Fuck! 1826 01:19:17,044 --> 01:19:18,591 That's all I got. 1827 01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:20,598 What a dick. 1828 01:19:21,715 --> 01:19:23,934 Lugo? (GROANS) 1829 01:19:24,051 --> 01:19:26,304 Hey, Lugo! Goddang it. 1830 01:19:26,845 --> 01:19:27,846 Oh. 1831 01:19:28,055 --> 01:19:29,773 Oh, Danny. Danny? 1832 01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:31,809 - Will you shut the fuck up? (GROANS) 1833 01:19:32,393 --> 01:19:33,861 Slow down, Paul. 1834 01:19:34,395 --> 01:19:35,487 Did you do something bad? 1835 01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:36,776 Maybe a little. 1836 01:19:36,855 --> 01:19:38,198 You're all fucking green. 1837 01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:40,359 I fucked up! Oh, I've got to sit down. 1838 01:19:41,068 --> 01:19:42,115 (GROANS) Oh! 1839 01:19:42,194 --> 01:19:43,537 (GRUNTING) Dan... Oh! 1840 01:19:44,530 --> 01:19:45,531 Oh! 1841 01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:47,537 They got my toe, Danny! 1842 01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:48,663 - They got my toe. - Jesus! 1843 01:19:48,742 --> 01:19:52,372 I know, Jesus! (STAMMERS) You can see the bone. 1844 01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:54,757 Put that fucking thing away now! 1845 01:19:54,832 --> 01:19:55,833 Can they reattach it? 1846 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:56,997 No, Paul, they can't, okay? 1847 01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:58,339 Because that's gonna bring questions 1848 01:19:58,419 --> 01:19:59,762 and the fucking heat. 1849 01:20:00,045 --> 01:20:01,467 God gave you 10, now you got nine. 1850 01:20:01,547 --> 01:20:02,548 You've got to deal with that, okay? 1851 01:20:02,756 --> 01:20:04,258 Frank Griga. 1852 01:20:04,550 --> 01:20:06,223 He's got millions. 1853 01:20:06,552 --> 01:20:09,396 And we can take it. You know why? 1854 01:20:10,431 --> 01:20:11,648 'Cause we're do-ers. 1855 01:20:11,724 --> 01:20:13,317 I gave you a second chance, and what did you do? 1856 01:20:13,392 --> 01:20:15,190 You put it right up your fucking nose. 1857 01:20:15,269 --> 01:20:16,612 Oh, no, no, it's not just that! 1858 01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:17,984 (SNIFFING) 1859 01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:20,907 It's a little bit of that. 1860 01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:23,781 DANIEL: You're broke, all right? 1861 01:20:23,861 --> 01:20:25,158 And now you want me to solve your problems 1862 01:20:25,237 --> 01:20:26,877 by going fucking cowboy on some porn king? 1863 01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:28,574 Hey, what's going on? What... 1864 01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:30,125 - Why's your head green? - Yeah. 1865 01:20:31,035 --> 01:20:32,332 PAUL: I made a mistake. 1866 01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:34,379 He blew his whole cut, now he wants to do another job. 1867 01:20:34,455 --> 01:20:35,456 Is that right? 1868 01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:38,175 Why did you say it like that? 1869 01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:39,877 Because I put all my money in the house, 1870 01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:41,758 and now I need a procedure. 1871 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,259 A procedure? 1872 01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:44,340 I'm a man who just got married 1873 01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:45,925 and his penis don't work, okay? 1874 01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:47,092 You know what? 1875 01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:49,178 Why don't you glue his toe onto your balls? 1876 01:20:49,261 --> 01:20:50,433 Everyone wins. 1877 01:20:50,554 --> 01:20:51,897 ED: Did you remember to get me some bait? 1878 01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:53,770 CISSY: I will not buy worms. 1879 01:20:54,433 --> 01:20:56,106 You're pretty funny. 1880 01:20:56,602 --> 01:20:57,774 (GROANS) 1881 01:20:57,853 --> 01:20:59,105 Your back? 1882 01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:00,697 (GROANS) 1883 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,653 This is from your trip to the gym, isn't it? 1884 01:21:05,736 --> 01:21:09,366 No, I just want to lie here and think about the case. 1885 01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:12,247 Why did Miami PD ignore this man's story? 1886 01:21:12,326 --> 01:21:16,706 His account of what happened is rather unbelievable, 1887 01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:20,384 and other than that, he's a hard guy to like. 1888 01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:22,757 (PHONE RINGS) - Mese. 1889 01:21:22,836 --> 01:21:24,838 Hey, you schmuck, you remember me? 1890 01:21:24,963 --> 01:21:26,590 (CHUCKLES) No, should I? 1891 01:21:26,673 --> 01:21:28,220 Well, I should think so, 1892 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,893 seeing as you apparently watched me 1893 01:21:29,968 --> 01:21:31,515 sign my whole life away 1894 01:21:31,845 --> 01:21:33,688 to some fucking weightlifter! 1895 01:21:36,350 --> 01:21:37,351 WOMAN: - John! - Mr. Kershaw. 1896 01:21:37,434 --> 01:21:40,153 Oh, so you do remember me. That's funny 1897 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,778 because I don't remember you. Which must mean you're a liar. 1898 01:21:42,856 --> 01:21:44,153 Get the fuck out! 1899 01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:46,493 Ah... 1900 01:21:47,277 --> 01:21:48,494 (EXHALES) 1901 01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:51,456 I was under the impression that you were out of town. 1902 01:21:51,532 --> 01:21:53,910 Oh, yeah, I never left town, because I didn't have 1903 01:21:53,992 --> 01:21:56,211 any money to leave town with, 1904 01:21:56,286 --> 01:21:57,458 because you fucking stole it! 1905 01:21:57,579 --> 01:22:01,709 Now give me my money back! 1906 01:22:07,881 --> 01:22:08,882 Fuck! 1907 01:22:13,387 --> 01:22:15,640 If that dog pees in the pool, you're fired! 1908 01:22:16,098 --> 01:22:18,100 Hey! Victor Kershaw just called my office! 1909 01:22:18,517 --> 01:22:19,518 What'd he say? 1910 01:22:24,857 --> 01:22:26,418 You fucking out of your mind? You fuck! 1911 01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:28,948 (GASPS) 1912 01:22:30,028 --> 01:22:31,245 (CHOKING) 1913 01:22:31,321 --> 01:22:32,413 What'd he say, John? 1914 01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:33,490 He wants his stuff back! 1915 01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:34,814 - He wants all of it! - Shut up! 1916 01:22:34,825 --> 01:22:36,168 Did he forget he gave it to me? 1917 01:22:36,243 --> 01:22:37,369 He wants the whole nut. 1918 01:22:41,582 --> 01:22:43,710 This phone's going to cost you $43. 1919 01:22:49,173 --> 01:22:50,573 ...good tonight. Come on, let's go. 1920 01:22:50,591 --> 01:22:51,808 - Give me a whoop-whoop! ALL: - Whoop-whoop! 1921 01:22:52,050 --> 01:22:54,553 VICTOR: You talk to your mommy, you bitch? 1922 01:22:55,262 --> 01:22:57,105 Victor, how's it going? 1923 01:22:57,347 --> 01:22:59,270 I feel kind of just like shit, John. 1924 01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:00,692 Watch your language, dude. 1925 01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:03,066 Shut the fuck up! 1926 01:23:03,562 --> 01:23:05,439 No, no, no. No, not you. Not you. I'm so sorry. 1927 01:23:05,522 --> 01:23:06,819 Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit! 1928 01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:08,776 You got the worst karma ever! 1929 01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:11,829 Victor, I feel horrible about this, okay? 1930 01:23:11,904 --> 01:23:14,304 Let me swing by there and make it right. What's your address? 1931 01:23:14,364 --> 01:23:15,661 You got a pencil? 1932 01:23:15,741 --> 01:23:17,835 I'm at 143 Fuck You Avenue 1933 01:23:17,910 --> 01:23:19,503 on the corner of Blow Me and Die. 1934 01:23:19,578 --> 01:23:20,921 (STRAINING) 1935 01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:24,670 Listen, tell me where you are 1936 01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:26,377 and I'll bring by the forms for you to sign. 1937 01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:28,963 It'll be all legit. It'll make this right. 1938 01:23:29,046 --> 01:23:31,515 These fucking guys hustled me like they hustled you! 1939 01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:32,682 I am furious! 1940 01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:33,884 Now where are you? 1941 01:23:33,967 --> 01:23:35,765 I'm at your house, John, fucking your wife. 1942 01:23:35,928 --> 01:23:38,272 I'm not telling you where I am, John! 1943 01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:40,099 I'll call you later to set a meet. 1944 01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:42,939 That went like shit. 1945 01:23:43,810 --> 01:23:46,108 - What do we do now? - Star 69 him. 1946 01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:48,653 You want me to have sex with him? 1947 01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:52,077 Press the star key, press the six and press the nine! 1948 01:23:52,152 --> 01:23:53,574 (PHONE RINGS) 1949 01:23:54,988 --> 01:23:56,831 Seven Seas Motel. 1950 01:23:56,907 --> 01:23:57,999 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 1951 01:23:59,326 --> 01:24:00,578 How did you do that? 1952 01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:03,835 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1953 01:24:13,924 --> 01:24:15,096 Fuck! 1954 01:24:18,178 --> 01:24:19,725 What's with you clowns? 1955 01:24:19,805 --> 01:24:22,604 What the... Hey, snatch that Cabbage Patch! 1956 01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:25,152 (GRUNTING) 1957 01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:30,361 All right, here's the deal, little fella, 1958 01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:32,320 I'm gonna head-butt you and knock you out, okay? 1959 01:24:32,526 --> 01:24:34,824 Well, if he's not there, then I don't know where he is. 1960 01:24:34,903 --> 01:24:37,247 The only guy he talks to is the guy who pays for his room. 1961 01:24:37,322 --> 01:24:38,323 What guy? 1962 01:24:38,615 --> 01:24:40,788 Sorry. Classified information. 1963 01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:42,999 No peeking through the hole! 1964 01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:45,914 I recently got married 1965 01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:48,092 and I was looking for a place to have a honeymoon. 1966 01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:49,886 I was hoping maybe you could show me around. 1967 01:24:50,544 --> 01:24:52,763 Why would you want to have your honeymoon here? 1968 01:24:52,838 --> 01:24:54,306 Oh, this place has a lot of fond memories for me. 1969 01:24:54,381 --> 01:24:56,930 The very first time I bashed a man's skull in was here 1970 01:24:57,009 --> 01:24:58,602 and it was a mess! 1971 01:24:58,677 --> 01:25:01,521 But that bat was aluminum. I've switched to wood. 1972 01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:03,270 So you should get your ass out here right now 1973 01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:05,521 or I'll bash your brains all over that wall 1974 01:25:05,601 --> 01:25:06,978 with one fucking swing! 1975 01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:08,562 Okay, sure. 1976 01:25:10,814 --> 01:25:12,282 Let me show you the pool. 1977 01:25:16,862 --> 01:25:18,614 DANIEL: Holy shit. It's my client. 1978 01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:22,618 I told him I was gonna give him a fucking body like mine! 1979 01:25:22,701 --> 01:25:24,578 - Unreal. - What a fucking cocksuck. 1980 01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:25,662 ADRIAN: I can't wait to go in his house. 1981 01:25:25,746 --> 01:25:27,786 I'm gonna shit in his bathroom. That's what I'ma do. 1982 01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:32,086 ED: It takes a little finesse to tell the Chief of Police 1983 01:25:32,169 --> 01:25:34,592 that his guys missed something big. 1984 01:25:36,214 --> 01:25:39,388 His story's true. Your guys went to sleep on it. 1985 01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:41,562 Yeah, you're a soft touch, Ed. 1986 01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:42,729 I'll take a look at what you got, 1987 01:25:42,804 --> 01:25:44,727 but it sounds like a nonstarter to me. 1988 01:25:44,806 --> 01:25:45,978 George, I got a trunk full of evidence. 1989 01:25:46,058 --> 01:25:47,901 Believe me, it's a starter. 1990 01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:49,744 OFFICER: (OVER RADIO) Hands up! Hands up! 1991 01:25:49,895 --> 01:25:52,739 A Colombian plus torture equals bad news, Ed, 1992 01:25:52,814 --> 01:25:54,657 at 5230, 6200 and 11100, 1993 01:25:54,733 --> 01:25:56,373 for however many nights it takes Channel 4 1994 01:25:56,401 --> 01:25:57,823 to make me look like I'm kind of Uncle Juan 1995 01:25:57,903 --> 01:25:59,075 defending the rights of drug dealers. 1996 01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:01,828 Drug dealer? The guy sold submarine sandwiches. 1997 01:26:01,907 --> 01:26:04,160 And Pablo Escobar was a florist. Come on. 1998 01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:05,494 Ed, you know this. 1999 01:26:05,577 --> 01:26:07,420 Anything below the Keys is like a boil on my ass. 2000 01:26:07,496 --> 01:26:08,497 These guys are still out there 2001 01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:09,627 and they're gonna get hungry again. 2002 01:26:09,706 --> 01:26:11,003 You should get on it. 2003 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,298 DANIEL: Trust between a trainer and his client 2004 01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:16,018 is sacred, like with priests and lawyers. 2005 01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:18,716 To betray that is to betray everything I believe in 2006 01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:21,018 regarding fitness and America. 2007 01:26:26,306 --> 01:26:27,307 DANIEL: Hey! 2008 01:26:27,474 --> 01:26:28,691 There's a white lady in there 2009 01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:30,519 making a really nice cherry pie. 2010 01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:32,195 I love cherry pies. 2011 01:26:37,275 --> 01:26:38,276 Cops. 2012 01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:39,703 What? Why are the police here? 2013 01:26:39,778 --> 01:26:41,451 Somebody called them on a black guy in their yard! 2014 01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:42,622 What do you think they're doing here? 2015 01:26:42,698 --> 01:26:43,824 - Now what? - Well, we can either 2016 01:26:43,907 --> 01:26:45,659 walk out front or we can jump in the fucking water. 2017 01:26:45,742 --> 01:26:46,743 I can't swim! 2018 01:26:46,827 --> 01:26:48,829 Thanks, guys! Appreciate it. 2019 01:26:56,253 --> 01:26:57,755 All right. Come on, come on! 2020 01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:02,634 ADRIAN: Mission abort, mission abort, mission abort! 2021 01:27:03,385 --> 01:27:05,058 CISSY: How's your back? 2022 01:27:05,137 --> 01:27:06,980 The old back's fine. 2023 01:27:07,514 --> 01:27:09,107 Car wouldn't start, though. 2024 01:27:09,182 --> 01:27:11,605 You've got to get rid of that, it's an old-man car. 2025 01:27:12,811 --> 01:27:14,734 So Mr. Kershaw called. 2026 01:27:14,813 --> 01:27:16,907 He said, "This is how you protect me," 2027 01:27:16,982 --> 01:27:18,404 "you pussy son of a bitch?" 2028 01:27:18,483 --> 01:27:20,360 "Fucking thugs come to murder me" 2029 01:27:20,444 --> 01:27:21,946 "and where the fuck are you?" 2030 01:27:22,028 --> 01:27:23,701 And then he left an address. 2031 01:27:25,198 --> 01:27:26,745 ED: Victor! 2032 01:27:26,825 --> 01:27:29,624 Never call bad guys! 2033 01:27:31,163 --> 01:27:33,004 Especially the ones who are trying to kill you! 2034 01:27:33,331 --> 01:27:36,005 You're gonna give me shit about that right now? 2035 01:27:36,126 --> 01:27:38,754 I'm gonna take you home. Clean you up. 2036 01:27:39,171 --> 01:27:40,423 ED: Would you pass me a roll, please? 2037 01:27:40,505 --> 01:27:41,506 CISSY: Sure. 2038 01:27:41,590 --> 01:27:43,843 You have some tiny trees. 2039 01:27:43,925 --> 01:27:45,518 That's sort of my hobby. 2040 01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:46,678 Oh. 2041 01:27:48,221 --> 01:27:49,723 Oh! Shit! 2042 01:27:49,848 --> 01:27:50,849 Here, let me help you. 2043 01:27:50,932 --> 01:27:54,027 (STAMMERING) No, I can do it. I can do it. 2044 01:27:55,687 --> 01:27:56,688 ED: Come on, let me help. 2045 01:27:56,813 --> 01:27:57,905 (STAMMERING) I... 2046 01:27:58,023 --> 01:27:59,149 (QUIETLY) Ed; 2047 01:27:59,232 --> 01:28:00,859 (GLASS SQUEAKING) 2048 01:28:04,362 --> 01:28:05,830 - Mmm! - There you go. 2049 01:28:08,366 --> 01:28:10,209 Every man needs to fight for his dignity. 2050 01:28:14,873 --> 01:28:16,375 I have a boat. 2051 01:28:20,086 --> 01:28:21,679 (VOICE BREAKING) I have a boat. 2052 01:28:22,547 --> 01:28:24,015 Sure you do. 2053 01:28:24,591 --> 01:28:28,971 Don't don't, do do, nut up and be like Wu. 2054 01:28:29,054 --> 01:28:31,102 DANIEL: I was so sick of Jonny Wu. 2055 01:28:31,181 --> 01:28:32,808 If I had learned anything these past few months 2056 01:28:32,891 --> 01:28:34,768 besides what a fucking notary does, 2057 01:28:34,851 --> 01:28:36,524 it's that if you don't pay attention to details, 2058 01:28:36,603 --> 01:28:38,276 they can come up and bite you in the ass. 2059 01:28:38,355 --> 01:28:40,733 Or worse, they hire detectives. 2060 01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:49,496 Fuck this Beaver Cleaver shit. And this nice house. 2061 01:28:49,574 --> 01:28:51,668 But I'm not going backwards. 2062 01:28:51,743 --> 01:28:54,462 So the three-finger plan just needs another finger. 2063 01:28:54,538 --> 01:28:55,755 So, what? 2064 01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:58,675 Hey, Paul, it's me. I want you to pick up Adrian. 2065 01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:00,150 We're gonna move on your porn king. 2066 01:29:08,677 --> 01:29:09,769 Dibs. 2067 01:29:14,975 --> 01:29:16,022 DANIEL: How are you, sir? 2068 01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:17,353 - Good. How you doing? - Excellent. 2069 01:29:17,435 --> 01:29:19,278 FRANK: Yeah. Shut the door, please. 2070 01:29:20,772 --> 01:29:23,321 Now, come on, let's do the show-and-tell. Come on, boy. 2071 01:29:23,525 --> 01:29:24,697 DANIEL: Next. 2072 01:29:25,110 --> 01:29:28,660 India alone has a billion people as of the last census. 2073 01:29:28,822 --> 01:29:31,041 One billion people, two billion ears. 2074 01:29:31,116 --> 01:29:34,040 And until now, AT&T has had a lock on all of them. 2075 01:29:34,286 --> 01:29:35,486 Take a look at our flow chart. 2076 01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:38,999 See this guy, this is a woo-woo Indian. 2077 01:29:39,082 --> 01:29:40,049 We're not going after them. 2078 01:29:40,125 --> 01:29:41,645 We want the red dots, the Gandhi kind. 2079 01:29:42,460 --> 01:29:43,757 Those are Japanese. 2080 01:29:44,462 --> 01:29:46,009 That's phase two. 2081 01:29:46,089 --> 01:29:48,183 We're going multi-continental on this thing, okay. 2082 01:29:48,258 --> 01:29:50,386 This is a huge organization. 2083 01:29:50,468 --> 01:29:51,594 ADRIAN: Sorry, boss. 2084 01:29:51,678 --> 01:29:53,180 - Wedding pictures, sorry. - Ugh, you're killing me. 2085 01:29:53,471 --> 01:29:54,723 Here we go. 2086 01:29:54,806 --> 01:29:56,558 DANIEL: Percentage of Indian telecommunication market. 2087 01:29:56,641 --> 01:29:59,815 We own it, we guarantee it. You're in ground-floor entry. 2088 01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:01,647 Boom, skyrocket. Next. 2089 01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:02,989 Frankie! 2090 01:30:03,148 --> 01:30:04,570 Chopin, stop! 2091 01:30:04,649 --> 01:30:05,901 (GROWLING) 2092 01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:07,235 Ow! 2093 01:30:07,444 --> 01:30:10,323 Come here. Meet my friends. Show them your tits. 2094 01:30:10,488 --> 01:30:11,705 Look, you like them? 2095 01:30:12,115 --> 01:30:13,116 Huh? 2096 01:30:13,283 --> 01:30:16,207 I had the doctor put in an extra 500 cc's. 2097 01:30:16,578 --> 01:30:18,421 - Like Jell-O. - They're new. 2098 01:30:18,496 --> 01:30:19,839 (FRANK CHUCKLES) 2099 01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:21,132 Impressive. Are you in? 2100 01:30:21,207 --> 01:30:22,629 Do they have phone sex in India? 2101 01:30:22,709 --> 01:30:25,087 Because she's the best dirty talker in the business. 2102 01:30:25,170 --> 01:30:26,717 Come on, give us a few moans. 2103 01:30:26,796 --> 01:30:28,764 (MOANING) - Come on, that's it. 2104 01:30:29,466 --> 01:30:30,513 Nice. 2105 01:30:30,592 --> 01:30:32,936 All right, so what's the minimum investment? 2106 01:30:33,845 --> 01:30:35,188 500,000. 2107 01:30:36,139 --> 01:30:38,608 - Isn't he your limo driver? - And partner. 2108 01:30:38,683 --> 01:30:39,684 He is a full-fledged partner. 2109 01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:41,645 - Did I meet you at the... - You did. 2110 01:30:41,728 --> 01:30:43,605 - You're the Jesus guy. - I am. 2111 01:30:43,688 --> 01:30:45,031 (CHUCKLES) 2112 01:30:46,691 --> 01:30:49,160 What's the maximum investment? 2113 01:30:50,737 --> 01:30:52,614 DANIEL: Some people wouldn't try it again. 2114 01:30:52,697 --> 01:30:54,620 Some people would say quit while you're ahead. 2115 01:30:55,158 --> 01:30:57,331 Well, some people are pussies. 2116 01:30:57,410 --> 01:30:59,253 Guys like Frank Griga don't quit. 2117 01:30:59,329 --> 01:31:00,421 They take it on the chin, 2118 01:31:00,497 --> 01:31:02,795 learn from their mistakes, double down and do it. 2119 01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:06,010 Our plan was solid. Our skills were cutting edge. 2120 01:31:06,086 --> 01:31:09,431 We just needed to put ourselves in a position to succeed. 2121 01:31:09,714 --> 01:31:11,387 And that position was Adrian's house. 2122 01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:16,141 You guys look so sweet. 2123 01:31:16,638 --> 01:31:17,810 (LAUGHS) Yeah. 2124 01:31:18,306 --> 01:31:19,307 Where's your wife now? 2125 01:31:19,683 --> 01:31:21,230 ADRIAN: She's pulling a double in the ER tonight. 2126 01:31:21,559 --> 01:31:22,560 You look nice. 2127 01:31:22,644 --> 01:31:24,817 Thanks, man. She's a big girl, you can't handle it. 2128 01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:27,649 - Hey, you know what we need? KRISZTINA: - Mmm? 2129 01:31:27,732 --> 01:31:28,904 Some music! Right? 2130 01:31:28,984 --> 01:31:29,985 So what do you think, we go in the other room 2131 01:31:30,068 --> 01:31:31,786 - and talk a little business? - Yeah, yeah. Let's do it. 2132 01:31:31,861 --> 01:31:33,454 (UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING) 2133 01:31:33,530 --> 01:31:35,157 ADRIAN: Let's get this party started! 2134 01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:37,083 Best song ever! 2135 01:31:37,242 --> 01:31:38,835 Show them how you can shake it up, baby. 2136 01:31:38,910 --> 01:31:40,833 - Oh-oh! - Keep your hands off the new tits, pal. 2137 01:31:40,912 --> 01:31:42,914 Okay. The hands will be on the ass! 2138 01:31:42,998 --> 01:31:44,295 - I'm coming for you. - Come on, baby. 2139 01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:45,500 Give me that thing. 2140 01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:47,218 Oh... Oh... Oh! 2141 01:31:47,919 --> 01:31:50,297 So, I ran your numbers past my accountant 2142 01:31:50,380 --> 01:31:52,803 and it looks like blue skies and clear sailing. 2143 01:31:52,882 --> 01:31:54,600 DANIEL: Fantastic. I've got the contracts right here. 2144 01:31:54,676 --> 01:31:56,599 Oh, God, that is nasty. 2145 01:31:57,095 --> 01:31:58,813 For who's ever gonna do the investing. 2146 01:31:58,888 --> 01:32:00,808 - I got an eggroll for you, baby. - Yeah, you do! 2147 01:32:01,016 --> 01:32:02,233 (ADRIAN VOCALIZES) 2148 01:32:02,308 --> 01:32:03,400 (BOTH SCREECHING) 2149 01:32:04,102 --> 01:32:06,821 Frank, I don't think I'm following you right now. 2150 01:32:07,063 --> 01:32:08,781 I want to meet directly with the board. 2151 01:32:08,857 --> 01:32:10,234 I mean, no offense, Daniel, 2152 01:32:10,316 --> 01:32:12,990 but your skill set doesn't put my mind at ease. 2153 01:32:13,194 --> 01:32:14,946 (ADRIAN AND KRISZTINA WHOOPING AND LAUGHING) 2154 01:32:17,574 --> 01:32:20,373 - I want to see you dance! - Come on, Paul! 2155 01:32:20,452 --> 01:32:21,419 I don't dance, 2156 01:32:21,494 --> 01:32:23,371 but I got something much better than dancing. 2157 01:32:23,455 --> 01:32:25,048 Yeah! 2158 01:32:28,793 --> 01:32:30,841 Whoo! Come on, baby! 2159 01:32:31,963 --> 01:32:34,933 Okay. So what exactly is my skill set then, Frank? 2160 01:32:35,008 --> 01:32:36,351 Please, tell me. 2161 01:32:36,426 --> 01:32:39,600 I was being polite. Look, Daniel, 2162 01:32:39,679 --> 01:32:41,101 you seem like a really good guy, okay? 2163 01:32:41,181 --> 01:32:42,558 We could totally hang out, okay? 2164 01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:44,517 We can go chase some gash, you know? 2165 01:32:44,601 --> 01:32:45,648 But, uh, frankly, 2166 01:32:45,727 --> 01:32:47,855 I'm not comfortable with you having a say in my money. 2167 01:32:47,937 --> 01:32:49,457 So you stand here in my friend's house 2168 01:32:49,522 --> 01:32:51,399 and you tell me you don't trust me? 2169 01:32:51,483 --> 01:32:52,484 You know what? You're right. 2170 01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:54,569 Maybe this isn't the place to discuss this. 2171 01:32:54,652 --> 01:32:57,451 What? You want to go over my head to the board? 2172 01:32:58,907 --> 01:33:00,580 Hey, look, Daniel, 2173 01:33:00,658 --> 01:33:02,501 you know a little something about the business world, 2174 01:33:02,577 --> 01:33:04,329 but not nearly as much as you think. 2175 01:33:04,746 --> 01:33:06,786 I mean, some of the things you say are just comical. 2176 01:33:06,873 --> 01:33:08,273 I don't think you're a hard worker. 2177 01:33:09,167 --> 01:33:10,714 I'm not saying you're a fucking moron, 2178 01:33:10,794 --> 01:33:13,422 but this is a complicated venture, okay? 2179 01:33:13,505 --> 01:33:15,178 It takes professionals. You guys, 2180 01:33:15,256 --> 01:33:16,656 you're a bunch of fucking amateurs. 2181 01:33:17,509 --> 01:33:18,601 Motherfucker! 2182 01:33:18,676 --> 01:33:20,678 Nobody calls me a fucking amateur! 2183 01:33:21,179 --> 01:33:23,056 Do you know who you're fucking with? 2184 01:33:23,181 --> 01:33:24,683 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2185 01:33:24,849 --> 01:33:26,226 (GLASS BREAKING) 2186 01:33:26,309 --> 01:33:28,607 - Come on! Sixty-one! - Frank? 2187 01:33:28,686 --> 01:33:32,031 Sixty-two! Sixty-three! Come on, push it, baby! 2188 01:33:32,148 --> 01:33:33,445 - Where's Frank? - Sixty-four! 2189 01:33:33,525 --> 01:33:34,947 - Where the fuck is Frank? - Look at this! 2190 01:33:35,026 --> 01:33:36,118 KRISZTINA: Frank! 2191 01:33:36,194 --> 01:33:38,196 ADRIAN: Sixty-five! Look, 66! 2192 01:33:38,530 --> 01:33:40,123 DANIEL: No one calls me an amateur! 2193 01:33:40,198 --> 01:33:41,199 No one calls me a fucking amateur! 2194 01:33:41,282 --> 01:33:42,625 FRANK: Jesus Christ. You could have fucking killed me! 2195 01:33:42,700 --> 01:33:44,498 You fucking could have killed me, you cunt! 2196 01:33:44,577 --> 01:33:45,954 You fucking motherfucker! 2197 01:33:46,037 --> 01:33:47,289 (GRUNTS) 2198 01:33:48,373 --> 01:33:50,876 No one calls me a fucking amateur! No one! 2199 01:33:51,417 --> 01:33:54,637 Because I work hard! I do work fucking hard! 2200 01:33:54,712 --> 01:33:55,884 (FRANK GURGLES) 2201 01:33:55,964 --> 01:33:57,716 I fucking work! 2202 01:34:00,009 --> 01:34:01,352 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 2203 01:34:01,427 --> 01:34:03,680 No! Oh, God. Please, no! 2204 01:34:11,229 --> 01:34:14,483 Hey, get out of there. Go, get, get, get! 2205 01:34:14,566 --> 01:34:16,819 - I'm going for 80! - Give me five more, baby! 2206 01:34:16,901 --> 01:34:18,323 (LAUGHING) Yeah! 2207 01:34:18,403 --> 01:34:20,155 That's a new house record! 2208 01:34:20,697 --> 01:34:21,994 KRISZTINA: Frank! 2209 01:34:22,073 --> 01:34:23,290 ADRIAN: Look at this! Go, push it! Fucking push it! 2210 01:34:23,575 --> 01:34:25,077 (BOTH CHEERING) 2211 01:34:25,869 --> 01:34:27,542 - Frank? - Yeah, baby! 2212 01:34:27,829 --> 01:34:29,706 (ADRIAN AND PAUL CONTINUE CHEERING) 2213 01:34:29,831 --> 01:34:31,583 (SCREAMING) 2214 01:34:32,709 --> 01:34:34,928 - What did you do? - It was an accident. 2215 01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:37,381 Jesus fucking Christ! 2216 01:34:37,463 --> 01:34:39,511 He fell! The thing just hit him in the head 2217 01:34:39,591 --> 01:34:40,683 when he fell down. 2218 01:34:40,758 --> 01:34:42,101 - You fucking cocksucker! - No, no, please, don't! 2219 01:34:42,427 --> 01:34:44,020 (KRISZTINA YELLING) 2220 01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:45,980 (SCREAMING) No! 2221 01:34:46,055 --> 01:34:47,523 Grab that fucking crazy bitch! 2222 01:34:47,599 --> 01:34:50,193 - Oh, what the fuck... What happened? - It was an accident! 2223 01:34:50,268 --> 01:34:51,315 You were supposed to talk to him! 2224 01:34:51,519 --> 01:34:54,068 - Take her, Paul! Take her! DANIEL: - I was talking to him! 2225 01:34:55,190 --> 01:34:56,487 PAULI (STAMMERING) Is he dead? 2226 01:34:56,566 --> 01:34:59,006 You see how those weights are flush flat on the fucking floor? 2227 01:34:59,068 --> 01:35:01,491 Well, they shouldn't be, because there's a fucking head in between them. 2228 01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,786 PAUL: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 2229 01:35:03,990 --> 01:35:05,958 - Ow! She's biting me! DANIEL: - Keep her fucking quiet! 2230 01:35:06,034 --> 01:35:08,082 Roll her over! Show me her ass! 2231 01:35:08,161 --> 01:35:10,209 (MUFFLED SCREAMING) - I got upset and... 2232 01:35:12,248 --> 01:35:14,342 He called me a fucking amateur! 2233 01:35:14,459 --> 01:35:15,711 (MUMBLING) 2234 01:35:15,793 --> 01:35:17,591 And you fucking hit him with a weight? 2235 01:35:17,670 --> 01:35:18,887 DANIEL: He said he was going to sign the papers, 2236 01:35:18,963 --> 01:35:20,089 then he wouldn't sign, then he got upset 2237 01:35:20,173 --> 01:35:21,174 and he said he wanted to see the board, 2238 01:35:21,257 --> 01:35:22,258 then I said no, he couldn't see the board, 2239 01:35:22,342 --> 01:35:23,389 "I don't want you to see the board." 2240 01:35:23,468 --> 01:35:24,469 "Why'd you call me an amateur?" 2241 01:35:24,552 --> 01:35:25,974 Then he got upset, then he fucking said something else 2242 01:35:26,054 --> 01:35:27,055 and I got upset and he fucking fell. 2243 01:35:27,138 --> 01:35:28,355 I think he fell orl pushed him or something. 2244 01:35:28,431 --> 01:35:30,308 ADRIAN: Then you killed him! 2245 01:35:30,433 --> 01:35:31,559 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 2246 01:35:31,643 --> 01:35:32,940 What did you do to her? 2247 01:35:33,019 --> 01:35:34,942 ADRIAN: I gave her a horse tranquilizer. 2248 01:35:35,021 --> 01:35:36,147 (THUDS) 2249 01:35:36,231 --> 01:35:37,323 Oh, shit. 2250 01:35:37,857 --> 01:35:38,983 She'll be fine. 2251 01:35:43,446 --> 01:35:46,620 33, 19, 22. That's the safe combination, right? 2252 01:35:46,699 --> 01:35:47,916 (KRISZTINA MUMBLING) 2253 01:35:47,992 --> 01:35:49,335 Is that Yugoslavian? 2254 01:35:49,869 --> 01:35:51,997 Okay, I need it in English, okay, baby? 2255 01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:54,416 - Seventeen. - All right, no, no. 2256 01:35:54,499 --> 01:35:56,376 33, 19, 22. 2257 01:35:56,459 --> 01:35:59,383 Okay, this is now a salvage op! Let's go! 2258 01:35:59,671 --> 01:36:00,672 What does that even mean? 2259 01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:02,803 DANIEL: It means I'm getting that car and stuff in the safe. 2260 01:36:02,882 --> 01:36:03,883 Oh, shit. 2261 01:36:04,842 --> 01:36:05,843 Oh! 2262 01:36:06,427 --> 01:36:07,644 This is so bad. 2263 01:36:07,845 --> 01:36:09,688 All right, hey. Keep her quiet, okay? 2264 01:36:10,056 --> 01:36:11,103 And stay by the phone. 2265 01:36:11,182 --> 01:36:12,604 Make sure the sperm mogul's on ice until I get back. 2266 01:36:12,684 --> 01:36:15,244 - What do you mean "on ice"? - In ice cubes in the bathtub, okay! 2267 01:36:15,395 --> 01:36:16,817 Hey, when does Robin get home? 2268 01:36:16,896 --> 01:36:18,614 Her shift's over at noon. 2269 01:36:18,690 --> 01:36:19,737 - Okay, great. (GROANS) 2270 01:36:19,816 --> 01:36:21,944 Calm the fuck down. I got to get a pump. 2271 01:36:22,026 --> 01:36:23,699 PAUL: Yeah, take a moment. 2272 01:36:23,861 --> 01:36:25,363 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 2273 01:36:26,739 --> 01:36:28,662 That's it. That's good. 2274 01:36:30,243 --> 01:36:31,290 Listen, Danny, 2275 01:36:31,369 --> 01:36:33,838 I know what it's like to think you killed somebody. 2276 01:36:33,913 --> 01:36:36,132 And it hurts. 2277 01:36:37,542 --> 01:36:39,169 I mean, you got Jesus and the devil... 2278 01:36:39,252 --> 01:36:40,253 That's it, get it. 2279 01:36:40,336 --> 01:36:42,134 Jesus, devil, swirling all up in your head. 2280 01:36:42,213 --> 01:36:44,181 I was lucky, 'cause my guy lived. 2281 01:36:44,424 --> 01:36:45,926 So you must really feel like shit. 2282 01:36:47,635 --> 01:36:48,727 You're right, Paul. 2283 01:36:49,012 --> 01:36:51,106 Let's just hope Jesus is as forgiving as they say, right? 2284 01:36:51,180 --> 01:36:52,181 Oh, He is. 2285 01:36:52,265 --> 01:36:53,985 DANIEL: Adrian, do something about this rug. 2286 01:36:54,017 --> 01:36:55,143 Look, just say the dog did it, okay? 2287 01:36:55,226 --> 01:36:56,398 Everything else will be gone before Robin... 2288 01:36:56,477 --> 01:36:57,979 Looks like he killed the dog. 2289 01:36:58,062 --> 01:36:59,359 Hey, crank the AC. He's starting to reek. 2290 01:36:59,439 --> 01:37:00,531 Let's go, Paul, come on. 2291 01:37:00,606 --> 01:37:01,687 PAUL: Hang in there, buddy. 2292 01:37:01,691 --> 01:37:03,068 ADRIAN: Bro, you better hurry up, man! 2293 01:37:03,151 --> 01:37:04,403 DANIEL: We'll be back! 2294 01:37:04,485 --> 01:37:05,862 Where is my dog, bro? 2295 01:37:11,492 --> 01:37:13,165 I see it. I see the emotion, 2296 01:37:13,244 --> 01:37:14,370 and I see all that Satan shit swirling. 2297 01:37:14,454 --> 01:37:16,752 I don't need your shit right now, okay? Please. 2298 01:37:17,081 --> 01:37:20,005 I say it because I care. I'm just trying to be a friend. 2299 01:37:24,172 --> 01:37:25,640 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 2300 01:37:27,175 --> 01:37:28,597 (KRISZTINA MUMBLING) 2301 01:37:29,093 --> 01:37:30,891 ADRIAN: Be calm. 2302 01:37:43,733 --> 01:37:44,825 Holy shit. 2303 01:37:45,777 --> 01:37:47,279 Holy Moses. 2304 01:37:47,612 --> 01:37:50,331 - You're a fucking genius. You did it! (LAUGHS) 2305 01:37:50,406 --> 01:37:52,283 I love Jesus, too! You know that, right? 2306 01:37:52,825 --> 01:37:54,077 Look at the size of this thing! 2307 01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:55,833 It's like a fucking treasure chest! 2308 01:38:00,124 --> 01:38:02,218 Come on, baby. Come on. 2309 01:38:02,293 --> 01:38:05,342 33... 19... 22... 2310 01:38:06,798 --> 01:38:07,890 Shit! 2311 01:38:08,299 --> 01:38:09,346 Come on! 2312 01:38:09,425 --> 01:38:10,642 33... 2313 01:38:11,177 --> 01:38:12,303 19... 2314 01:38:13,304 --> 01:38:14,521 22... 2315 01:38:17,642 --> 01:38:20,521 - You fucked this up! - This is not my fault! 2316 01:38:20,812 --> 01:38:21,904 Oh, man. 2317 01:38:22,105 --> 01:38:25,609 - What's the combo? - 32, 19, 22! 2318 01:38:26,901 --> 01:38:28,369 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 2319 01:38:29,654 --> 01:38:30,906 Yo, DL, where you at, man? 2320 01:38:30,988 --> 01:38:33,308 Put the Yugoslav on the phone. I need the right safe combo. 2321 01:38:33,908 --> 01:38:34,955 No, you got to get back here, man. 2322 01:38:35,034 --> 01:38:36,411 Robin's going to be home in a few hours. 2323 01:38:36,494 --> 01:38:37,461 She gets off at noon. 2324 01:38:37,537 --> 01:38:39,505 No, I think they gave me the wrong fucking number! 2325 01:38:39,580 --> 01:38:41,423 KRISZTINA: - Frank? - No, she... Shit. 2326 01:38:41,666 --> 01:38:43,168 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2327 01:38:44,210 --> 01:38:45,382 Hello? 2328 01:38:45,503 --> 01:38:47,471 You wrote it down wrong. 2329 01:38:49,215 --> 01:38:51,593 You gonna try to get away? Huh? 2330 01:38:51,801 --> 01:38:53,098 - There's some more! (GASPS) 2331 01:38:53,177 --> 01:38:55,475 Now, come on, get up. My wife's coming home. 2332 01:38:55,721 --> 01:38:57,439 See you in the living room. 2333 01:38:58,891 --> 01:39:00,268 (PHONE RINGING) 2334 01:39:00,351 --> 01:39:01,944 Stop drinking! You've got to write the code down now. 2335 01:39:02,019 --> 01:39:03,487 PAUL: - I'm ready. - All right, what's the safe combo? 2336 01:39:03,563 --> 01:39:04,884 Put the phone where she can hear. 2337 01:39:09,735 --> 01:39:10,987 She can't hear nothing, man. 2338 01:39:11,070 --> 01:39:12,071 What's the problem? 2339 01:39:12,155 --> 01:39:14,123 The bitch is cold, bro. 2340 01:39:14,449 --> 01:39:15,621 What? No. 2341 01:39:15,908 --> 01:39:18,411 Her soul has left her body. 2342 01:39:18,661 --> 01:39:20,254 Tell me it's not fucking true, now! 2343 01:39:20,329 --> 01:39:22,002 I mean, you told me to give her some more tranquilizer, 2344 01:39:22,081 --> 01:39:23,082 and I did, and I gave her two shots, 2345 01:39:23,166 --> 01:39:24,133 and I think I gave her too much, 2346 01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:25,255 'cause now she's not fucking breathing. 2347 01:39:25,334 --> 01:39:26,551 We were dancing and having such a good time 2348 01:39:26,669 --> 01:39:28,671 and I was smacking her ass and now she's fucking dead! 2349 01:39:28,754 --> 01:39:30,051 And you're not here, bro! 2350 01:39:30,923 --> 01:39:32,766 No. No! Not... 2351 01:39:33,968 --> 01:39:35,641 Did you get the code? 2352 01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:36,972 No! No! No! 2353 01:39:37,054 --> 01:39:38,397 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 2354 01:39:40,892 --> 01:39:42,109 This isn't happening. 2355 01:39:42,727 --> 01:39:44,070 This is not happening. 2356 01:39:44,145 --> 01:39:45,647 Jonny Wu says it's all about seeing the humor 2357 01:39:45,730 --> 01:39:49,200 in the chaos, right? Right? Come on! Let's bolt! 2358 01:39:49,275 --> 01:39:50,618 You didn't get the code? 2359 01:39:50,902 --> 01:39:52,199 Let's go, we got shit to do. 2360 01:39:52,278 --> 01:39:53,495 Tell me the code. I'm ready. 2361 01:39:53,571 --> 01:39:55,369 Come on. We don't have the code. Put this on. 2362 01:39:58,284 --> 01:40:00,833 Yeah, I got the Lambo. Hey, you want that dog? 2363 01:40:00,912 --> 01:40:03,256 That Yorkshire's about $1,250 if it's a purebred. 2364 01:40:03,331 --> 01:40:04,378 Hey. 2365 01:40:04,457 --> 01:40:05,800 Shit, we've got to get something for the bodies. 2366 01:40:05,875 --> 01:40:07,047 PAUL: Hey, little buddy. 2367 01:40:07,585 --> 01:40:08,962 You hungry? 2368 01:40:10,755 --> 01:40:11,756 (CHUCKLING) 2369 01:40:11,839 --> 01:40:12,931 DANIEL: Come on, come on! 2370 01:40:14,342 --> 01:40:15,719 PAUL: What a little boy. 2371 01:40:16,093 --> 01:40:17,140 DANIEL: I love purple. 2372 01:40:17,803 --> 01:40:20,226 It's not smart taking a dead man's car. 2373 01:40:20,306 --> 01:40:21,933 Not smart at all. 2374 01:40:25,603 --> 01:40:27,355 Oh, shit! Oh, no! 2375 01:40:27,438 --> 01:40:29,941 Shit! Oh, she's going to kill me! 2376 01:40:33,444 --> 01:40:34,445 Oh, shit. 2377 01:40:46,832 --> 01:40:48,379 Lost my dog. 2378 01:40:48,918 --> 01:40:50,795 PAUL: (GRUNTS) You've got to slow down! 2379 01:40:50,878 --> 01:40:51,879 You're tipping her over! 2380 01:40:51,963 --> 01:40:54,091 I'm not driving too fast. I'm following the fucking speed limit. 2381 01:40:54,173 --> 01:40:55,720 I got 48 holes in my carpet! 2382 01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:57,302 It smells awful back here. 2383 01:40:57,426 --> 01:40:59,386 See, I'm dealing with shit on a whole other level. 2384 01:40:59,387 --> 01:41:01,389 Y'all can't even fathom the level that I'm on. 2385 01:41:01,472 --> 01:41:03,552 You're making me nervous, okay! There are cops ahead. 2386 01:41:03,558 --> 01:41:04,605 Come on, guys! I'm concentrating! 2387 01:41:04,684 --> 01:41:05,844 I think I'm going to be sick. 2388 01:41:05,935 --> 01:41:07,903 For a big fucker, you complain a lot! 2389 01:41:08,271 --> 01:41:09,318 What am I going to tell my wife? 2390 01:41:09,397 --> 01:41:10,398 DANIEL: Just fucking lie. 2391 01:41:11,983 --> 01:41:13,280 Sick. 2392 01:41:14,443 --> 01:41:16,161 (GASPING) I booted. 2393 01:41:16,237 --> 01:41:18,080 DANIEL: Paul, you're fucking disgusting. 2394 01:41:20,741 --> 01:41:23,961 Reuben? Come here. Is that you? 2395 01:41:24,036 --> 01:41:26,004 What are you doing? What happened to you? 2396 01:41:27,832 --> 01:41:30,085 Paul, we got a job to do, are you up here hiding? 2397 01:41:30,167 --> 01:41:31,419 I need you downstairs, okay? 2398 01:41:31,502 --> 01:41:33,004 I need you to secure and maintain a profile. 2399 01:41:33,087 --> 01:41:34,179 Me and Adrian are going to Home Depot 2400 01:41:34,255 --> 01:41:36,974 to get what we need. Let's go, come on. 2401 01:41:37,508 --> 01:41:41,684 I am not staying here alone with those two dead bodies. 2402 01:41:41,762 --> 01:41:43,059 I will freak out. 2403 01:41:43,306 --> 01:41:45,308 What do you mean "no"? This was your idea. 2404 01:41:45,391 --> 01:41:46,392 You want to get out of this, 2405 01:41:46,475 --> 01:41:47,442 you better learn to take responsibility. 2406 01:41:47,518 --> 01:41:48,770 Don't be a don't-er. You'll regret it. 2407 01:41:48,853 --> 01:41:50,355 I already regret it. 2408 01:41:55,276 --> 01:41:56,493 Get me the police. 2409 01:41:57,278 --> 01:41:59,121 PAUL: There is life after death. 2410 01:41:59,196 --> 01:42:00,823 Of that, I am sure. 2411 01:42:03,034 --> 01:42:06,834 But I'm also pretty sure dead people no longer need their stuff. 2412 01:42:09,123 --> 01:42:10,249 And I did. 2413 01:42:14,462 --> 01:42:15,964 (SNORTING) Oh! 2414 01:42:19,383 --> 01:42:21,681 - All right, cleaning supplies. - Check. 2415 01:42:25,473 --> 01:42:28,943 Mr. and Mrs. Griga, how are you? Chopin? 2416 01:42:29,810 --> 01:42:33,030 Hello, little baby, I'm here. (CHUCKLES) 2417 01:42:33,105 --> 01:42:34,357 - Chopin? (DOG WHIMPERS) 2418 01:42:34,690 --> 01:42:35,816 We're gonna clean them, chop them, 2419 01:42:35,900 --> 01:42:38,278 put them in buckets. Right here. 2420 01:42:38,361 --> 01:42:39,704 Dissolve them with lye. 2421 01:42:39,779 --> 01:42:40,905 No evidence. 2422 01:42:45,910 --> 01:42:46,957 Check. 2423 01:42:47,036 --> 01:42:48,556 (PHONE RINGS, MACHINE BEEPS) - Adrian? 2424 01:42:48,579 --> 01:42:50,673 This is Officer Wilson, Miami-Dade Police. 2425 01:42:50,748 --> 01:42:52,842 Animal Services has recovered a greyhound 2426 01:42:52,917 --> 01:42:54,278 that is registered to your address 2427 01:42:54,335 --> 01:42:56,383 but we believe the dog may be stolen. 2428 01:42:56,462 --> 01:42:59,636 You need to contact us please, at your earliest convenience. 2429 01:42:59,715 --> 01:43:01,058 305... 2430 01:43:01,676 --> 01:43:02,973 We got a body part, a human toe. 2431 01:43:03,052 --> 01:43:04,304 Get a forensic unit here right away. 2432 01:43:04,387 --> 01:43:06,105 He loves dog like his own child. 2433 01:43:06,180 --> 01:43:07,602 (GRUNTING) Team Jesus! 2434 01:43:08,933 --> 01:43:11,686 (EXHALES) Feel great. Doyle feels great. 2435 01:43:13,020 --> 01:43:16,320 MAN: May cause anxiety, aggression, seizure, suicidal thoughts, dementia... 2436 01:43:16,399 --> 01:43:19,278 Ah! I feel like shit now. 2437 01:43:19,485 --> 01:43:22,034 PAUL: Jesus, forgive me. Forgive my sins. 2438 01:43:22,822 --> 01:43:24,699 We're back! Come on, let's go. 2439 01:43:24,782 --> 01:43:25,908 You can do that shit all day in prison 2440 01:43:25,991 --> 01:43:27,459 if we don't get these bodies out of here! 2441 01:43:27,535 --> 01:43:29,629 I am in the middle of a superset. 2442 01:43:29,745 --> 01:43:32,043 Hey! Did you take the wedding ring? 2443 01:43:32,331 --> 01:43:34,004 No, I did not. No. 2444 01:43:34,750 --> 01:43:36,127 Fucking crackhead. 2445 01:43:36,460 --> 01:43:38,303 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 2446 01:44:02,069 --> 01:44:03,321 (GRUNTS) 2447 01:44:20,463 --> 01:44:21,784 Hey, should we save her implants? 2448 01:44:21,839 --> 01:44:23,341 Well, not unless you want them for paperweights. 2449 01:44:23,424 --> 01:44:26,143 No, resale of medical devices is a big business, man. 2450 01:44:26,218 --> 01:44:29,017 I'm married to someone in the medical field. I know this. 2451 01:44:30,055 --> 01:44:31,432 Then stop playing with her tits, okay? 2452 01:44:31,515 --> 01:44:33,893 And Windex our fingerprints off now. 2453 01:44:33,976 --> 01:44:36,274 Well, what about their fingerprints? 2454 01:44:36,353 --> 01:44:37,400 What about them? 2455 01:44:37,480 --> 01:44:41,075 What are we gonna do with their fingerprints on their fingers? 2456 01:44:46,197 --> 01:44:47,494 (SIGHS) 2457 01:44:47,782 --> 01:44:49,182 I'll think of something, all right? 2458 01:44:52,119 --> 01:44:54,559 (CHAINSAW WHIRRING) PAUL: - Are you really going to do that? 2459 01:44:54,789 --> 01:44:57,383 - Danny, that's disgusting! DANIEL: - Shit! 2460 01:44:57,458 --> 01:44:59,426 ADRIAN: - What's wrong with it? - How the hell am I supposed to know? 2461 01:44:59,502 --> 01:45:01,596 - What, is it plugged in? - Yeah, it's plugged in! 2462 01:45:01,670 --> 01:45:02,762 Well, press the button! 2463 01:45:03,380 --> 01:45:04,660 Give me that, let me do it, man! 2464 01:45:05,382 --> 01:45:07,305 - Fuck if we got time for this. (WHIRRING) 2465 01:45:07,384 --> 01:45:09,637 See? Daddy worked power tools, baby! 2466 01:45:09,720 --> 01:45:13,190 Get it! Go, go, go! Get it, get it, get it! 2467 01:45:13,349 --> 01:45:14,896 (GRUNTING) 2468 01:45:15,059 --> 01:45:16,652 ADRIAN: - Am I hitting it? (STRAINING) 2469 01:45:17,895 --> 01:45:20,193 What happened? Come on! 2470 01:45:21,398 --> 01:45:23,446 - Oh, shit! - What? 2471 01:45:23,526 --> 01:45:25,199 It's stuck in her hair! (GRUNTS) 2472 01:45:25,277 --> 01:45:26,574 Give me this thing. 2473 01:45:28,781 --> 01:45:31,079 Figures! Made in China? 2474 01:45:31,450 --> 01:45:33,452 It's a piece of China fucking crap! 2475 01:45:33,577 --> 01:45:35,329 I fucking told you to get a gas-powered one, 2476 01:45:35,412 --> 01:45:38,086 not some fucking piece of electric China crap! Shit! 2477 01:45:38,165 --> 01:45:41,009 Well, you're the one who said we didn't have time to stop for gas! 2478 01:45:43,087 --> 01:45:44,304 - Grab her arm. - What are you doing? 2479 01:45:44,380 --> 01:45:45,381 I'm going old school. 2480 01:45:46,549 --> 01:45:47,596 ADRIAN: Go. 2481 01:45:47,842 --> 01:45:49,443 I'm going to chop that fucker right off. 2482 01:45:49,468 --> 01:45:52,221 Wait, wait, wait. All right, go. Go, go. 2483 01:45:54,598 --> 01:45:55,599 (YELLS) 2484 01:45:56,016 --> 01:45:57,768 Fuck you "Ah!" ing about? Hold it, man. 2485 01:45:57,852 --> 01:46:00,446 - I almost chopped your finger! - Go! Ah! 2486 01:46:01,105 --> 01:46:03,107 ADRIAN: (GROANS) Come on! 2487 01:46:07,528 --> 01:46:09,121 (FLIES BUZZING) 2488 01:46:09,947 --> 01:46:11,164 Let's go, Paul. 2489 01:46:12,074 --> 01:46:14,293 I need you to grill these fingerprints off, all right? 2490 01:46:15,286 --> 01:46:18,085 Grill these fingerprints off? Are you nuts? 2491 01:46:20,165 --> 01:46:22,293 No, I'm not nuts, Paul. 2492 01:46:22,376 --> 01:46:24,799 But I am about fed up with your defeatist attitude, okay? 2493 01:46:24,879 --> 01:46:26,973 Now grill those fucking hands. Now. 2494 01:46:27,256 --> 01:46:28,656 You need to be more positive, Paul. 2495 01:46:28,716 --> 01:46:31,344 Just make a positive effort. 2496 01:46:31,427 --> 01:46:33,270 - What's up? - Hey, Ed. 2497 01:46:33,345 --> 01:46:35,894 We've connected these people to the bodybuilders you were talking about. 2498 01:46:35,973 --> 01:46:37,145 They've gone missing. 2499 01:46:41,103 --> 01:46:43,276 These people aren't just missing, George. 2500 01:46:43,355 --> 01:46:44,447 They're probably dead. 2501 01:46:44,607 --> 01:46:47,076 It's a big department, Ed. We can't do everything right. 2502 01:46:47,318 --> 01:46:50,993 I didn't ask for everything, George. I asked for one thing. 2503 01:46:52,323 --> 01:46:54,826 I told you these guys were gonna get hungry again. 2504 01:47:03,918 --> 01:47:05,420 What seems to be the problem? 2505 01:47:05,502 --> 01:47:06,583 It's a piece of China crap. 2506 01:47:06,587 --> 01:47:08,430 It worked for two seconds, then it cut off. 2507 01:47:08,505 --> 01:47:09,506 Well, for 20 more, 2508 01:47:09,590 --> 01:47:10,762 you can get free parts and replacements. 2509 01:47:10,841 --> 01:47:13,765 We strongly recommend it on all our customer power tool investments. 2510 01:47:13,844 --> 01:47:15,604 Oh, we don't want to hear about that rip-off. 2511 01:47:20,559 --> 01:47:23,358 Sir, there appears to be fur in the works. 2512 01:47:23,520 --> 01:47:26,319 I don't see no fur in that nonworking chainsaw. 2513 01:47:32,029 --> 01:47:34,953 OFFICER: How funny was that when that scumbag shit himself 2514 01:47:35,032 --> 01:47:37,376 when your dog almost bit his balls off? 2515 01:47:38,369 --> 01:47:39,962 What do we got? Description again? 2516 01:47:40,037 --> 01:47:41,004 FEMALE DISPATCHER: White male, 30s. 2517 01:47:41,080 --> 01:47:42,081 All right, standby, we're en route. 2518 01:47:42,164 --> 01:47:43,461 Leave that stuff, we got to go. 2519 01:47:47,378 --> 01:47:49,551 Well, either you're dumb or blind, but that's fur. 2520 01:47:50,547 --> 01:47:52,595 Go on, pick out another one. 2521 01:47:52,675 --> 01:47:54,894 Save the drama for your mama. 2522 01:47:55,052 --> 01:47:56,474 (SIZZLING) 2523 01:47:56,637 --> 01:47:58,765 (JAUNTY LATIN MUSIC PLAYING) 2524 01:48:16,073 --> 01:48:18,075 DANIEL: Holy shit! What the fuck? 2525 01:48:21,662 --> 01:48:22,834 (GROANS) 2526 01:48:23,914 --> 01:48:25,712 ADRIAN: - Oh! - What are you doing? 2527 01:48:25,791 --> 01:48:27,338 You got to cook this shit outside. 2528 01:48:27,668 --> 01:48:29,011 (GROANING) 2529 01:48:29,169 --> 01:48:30,929 Be careful, that's hot. You'll burn yourself. 2530 01:48:32,297 --> 01:48:33,344 You know, you're like a three-year-old! 2531 01:48:33,424 --> 01:48:34,391 You're dropping the fingernails. 2532 01:48:34,466 --> 01:48:35,683 A three-year old... (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 2533 01:48:35,759 --> 01:48:36,931 PAUL: It Stunk like shit. 2534 01:48:37,011 --> 01:48:38,388 You put it in the fucking street? 2535 01:48:38,470 --> 01:48:41,098 PAUL: I didn't think you'd be pissed. 2536 01:48:41,181 --> 01:48:42,899 It got really smoky in there, Danny. 2537 01:48:42,975 --> 01:48:45,194 DANIEL: Are you out of your fucking mind? 2538 01:48:45,269 --> 01:48:48,148 PAUL: In AA, they teach you to sit with your feelings. 2539 01:48:48,230 --> 01:48:49,948 Look under the bed and see for yourself 2540 01:48:50,024 --> 01:48:52,197 that there's no monster under there. 2541 01:48:52,276 --> 01:48:55,496 But the problem is, sometimes the monster is there. 2542 01:48:55,571 --> 01:48:59,166 And sometimes, you've just got to fucking run. 2543 01:48:59,241 --> 01:49:00,584 Hey, Paul? 2544 01:49:04,538 --> 01:49:05,710 Where the fuck is he? 2545 01:49:08,167 --> 01:49:10,295 He's got no fucking accountability! 2546 01:49:26,477 --> 01:49:29,230 GEORGE: Okay, gentlemen, listen up. 2547 01:49:29,313 --> 01:49:32,487 These are your locales. These are your targets. 2548 01:49:34,568 --> 01:49:37,822 We are taking down these scumbags simultaneously. 2549 01:49:39,698 --> 01:49:41,245 We have some making up to do. 2550 01:49:47,998 --> 01:49:49,375 MAN: Here you go. 2551 01:49:50,459 --> 01:49:52,177 GEORGE: Any questions? 2552 01:49:52,294 --> 01:49:53,511 Good. 2553 01:49:55,172 --> 01:49:56,594 I feel good. 2554 01:49:57,841 --> 01:49:58,967 Got to get a pump, though. 2555 01:49:59,051 --> 01:50:01,019 Need to push that Lambo into the swamp, bro. 2556 01:50:13,732 --> 01:50:15,405 (TIRES SCREECHING) 2557 01:50:17,986 --> 01:50:19,158 Fuck! 2558 01:50:26,620 --> 01:50:27,741 OFFICER: Get out of the way! 2559 01:50:31,416 --> 01:50:35,887 Look at these guys, huh? Carved from stone! (LAUGHS) 2560 01:50:47,516 --> 01:50:50,235 Adrian? Honey, there's some people here to see you. 2561 01:50:58,318 --> 01:51:00,320 (SCREAMS) No! No! 2562 01:51:00,404 --> 01:51:01,576 - Get down! (SCREAMS) 2563 01:51:11,582 --> 01:51:13,425 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 2564 01:51:17,254 --> 01:51:18,774 - Do not move. - Let me see your hands. 2565 01:51:18,839 --> 01:51:20,079 PASTOR RANDY: No hard feelings. 2566 01:51:20,757 --> 01:51:21,758 Hands behind your back. 2567 01:51:23,260 --> 01:51:24,512 (HANDCUFFS CLICK) 2568 01:51:25,762 --> 01:51:27,230 Call Daniel! 2569 01:51:27,306 --> 01:51:28,808 - Call Daniel! (SIGHS) 2570 01:51:34,021 --> 01:51:35,273 (GRUNTS) 2571 01:51:35,355 --> 01:51:37,278 (TIRES SCREECHING) 2572 01:51:38,567 --> 01:51:39,910 (SIRENS WAILING) 2573 01:51:39,985 --> 01:51:40,986 (GRUNTS) 2574 01:51:42,154 --> 01:51:43,201 Fuck! 2575 01:51:43,280 --> 01:51:44,873 Hey, police, stop! 2576 01:51:48,118 --> 01:51:49,791 MAN: This way. Follow the officer. 2577 01:51:50,954 --> 01:51:52,001 BRAD: Hey, buddy. 2578 01:51:53,373 --> 01:51:54,966 How you been? (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 2579 01:51:56,335 --> 01:51:58,508 Wow. Didn't see that coming. 2580 01:51:59,421 --> 01:52:00,547 He seemed like such a nice guy. 2581 01:52:00,631 --> 01:52:02,383 You think you know people... 2582 01:52:05,594 --> 01:52:06,891 puppy's gone. 2583 01:52:06,970 --> 01:52:08,688 BRAD: Yeah, he loved your boat. 2584 01:52:08,764 --> 01:52:09,981 We went out on it five or six times. 2585 01:52:10,057 --> 01:52:12,025 We had a great sunset cruise. We took the neighborhood kids. 2586 01:52:12,100 --> 01:52:14,068 Hey, pal. That'll do it. 2587 01:52:24,488 --> 01:52:26,081 GEORGE: We circulated Lugo's picture. 2588 01:52:26,156 --> 01:52:28,158 Coast Guard's got the specs on Lugo's boat. 2589 01:52:28,492 --> 01:52:29,789 You mean my boat? 2590 01:52:29,993 --> 01:52:31,666 GEORGE: Your boat. 2591 01:52:31,870 --> 01:52:33,338 Start looking! 2592 01:52:33,413 --> 01:52:35,165 (SIRENS WAILING) 2593 01:52:36,375 --> 01:52:38,594 According to the other two, Lugo killed Griga 2594 01:52:38,669 --> 01:52:40,342 before he could get anything, which means 2595 01:52:40,420 --> 01:52:41,512 he's gonna run out of his money. 2596 01:52:41,588 --> 01:52:43,431 My money! My money. 2597 01:52:43,507 --> 01:52:45,009 ED: Victor, for God's sake. 2598 01:52:45,092 --> 01:52:47,060 He's right, Ed. We fucked up. 2599 01:52:47,177 --> 01:52:48,770 The fact is, Mr. Kershaw, right now, 2600 01:52:48,845 --> 01:52:50,438 you're the only source of funding this guy has got. 2601 01:52:50,514 --> 01:52:52,937 He put all his eggs in your basket, Victor. 2602 01:52:53,016 --> 01:52:55,018 We've got that basket under 24-hour watch. 2603 01:52:55,227 --> 01:52:57,275 Lugo's gonna come up starving soon. 2604 01:52:57,354 --> 01:52:59,356 When he does, we'll get him. 2605 01:52:59,856 --> 01:53:01,608 What if I told you there's another basket 2606 01:53:01,692 --> 01:53:04,411 you didn't know about? Offshore. 2607 01:53:05,112 --> 01:53:06,989 - Where? - The Bahamas, where do you think? 2608 01:53:08,865 --> 01:53:10,226 So, where do you think he's going? 2609 01:53:11,201 --> 01:53:12,669 You could have saved us 20 minutes. 2610 01:53:12,744 --> 01:53:13,745 What the hell is wrong with you? 2611 01:53:13,996 --> 01:53:16,499 Now I'm the criminal here? It's a secret stash. 2612 01:53:17,124 --> 01:53:18,592 You're telling me you don't have a secret stash? 2613 01:53:18,667 --> 01:53:20,715 You're a very difficult victim, Victor. 2614 01:53:20,961 --> 01:53:22,087 It's Money Management 101. 2615 01:53:22,254 --> 01:53:24,052 Get a chopper, ASAP. 2616 01:53:31,179 --> 01:53:32,540 DANIEL: My name is Victor Kershaw. 2617 01:53:32,556 --> 01:53:33,933 I'm looking to close my account. 2618 01:53:35,809 --> 01:53:37,402 MANAGER: And what would you like to do 2619 01:53:37,477 --> 01:53:39,479 about the safety deposit box? 2620 01:53:39,730 --> 01:53:40,856 Well, I'm really in a rush, 2621 01:53:40,939 --> 01:53:43,442 but I may as well open it while I'm here, right? 2622 01:53:59,207 --> 01:54:01,255 His fucking baby booties? 2623 01:54:03,253 --> 01:54:05,005 What the... Asshole! 2624 01:54:05,255 --> 01:54:07,474 Oh, shit! No cash! 2625 01:54:07,758 --> 01:54:09,476 Where's your bank manager? 2626 01:54:10,093 --> 01:54:11,640 This is a United States court order 2627 01:54:11,720 --> 01:54:14,314 authorizing us to freeze the accounts of a Victor... 2628 01:54:14,598 --> 01:54:15,690 Lugo! 2629 01:54:15,932 --> 01:54:17,229 MAN: Open the door! ED: Lugo! 2630 01:54:17,309 --> 01:54:18,481 MAN: Open it! ED: Open it up! 2631 01:54:19,603 --> 01:54:21,150 Open the gate! Open the gate! 2632 01:54:21,772 --> 01:54:23,024 (PANTING) 2633 01:54:23,273 --> 01:54:24,490 Get the gate! 2634 01:54:25,275 --> 01:54:26,322 Lugo! 2635 01:54:34,409 --> 01:54:35,752 VICTOR: He's over here! 2636 01:54:35,827 --> 01:54:37,500 Hey! Officer! 2637 01:54:46,755 --> 01:54:48,302 (GROANS) (PEOPLE SCREAM) 2638 01:54:50,759 --> 01:54:51,976 Where are they all? 2639 01:54:53,178 --> 01:54:54,680 He's a thief! 2640 01:54:54,888 --> 01:54:56,481 (TIRES SCREECHING) 2641 01:54:57,516 --> 01:54:59,143 (PEOPLE SHOUTING) 2642 01:55:05,148 --> 01:55:06,525 DANIEL: Son of a bitch. 2643 01:55:06,608 --> 01:55:08,235 Sometimes God just fucks up your order 2644 01:55:08,318 --> 01:55:11,117 and you got to chow down on that shitty shame sandwich. 2645 01:55:11,321 --> 01:55:12,994 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 2646 01:55:27,838 --> 01:55:29,636 Look at you. 2647 01:55:29,840 --> 01:55:31,183 All fucked up. 2648 01:55:31,716 --> 01:55:34,560 It's kind of undignified being all fucked up by a car, 2649 01:55:34,636 --> 01:55:36,638 isn't it, you silly turd? 2650 01:55:36,930 --> 01:55:38,731 - You all right? VICTOR: - I'm getting there. 2651 01:55:45,981 --> 01:55:47,661 You know, I could have got you ripped, man. 2652 01:55:47,732 --> 01:55:48,733 You know what your problem is? 2653 01:55:48,817 --> 01:55:51,445 Skinnyass quads. You got no quads, man. 2654 01:55:51,528 --> 01:55:52,700 That was my problem. 2655 01:55:52,779 --> 01:55:54,580 I spent a lot of time building these bad boys. 2656 01:56:00,454 --> 01:56:02,206 Is this all for me? 2657 01:56:02,747 --> 01:56:04,875 Yep. Your own little party. 2658 01:56:05,083 --> 01:56:06,175 Wow. 2659 01:56:11,465 --> 01:56:13,718 They're going to want to know why you did it. 2660 01:56:15,844 --> 01:56:18,063 Well, 'cause I'm a do-er. 2661 01:56:30,025 --> 01:56:34,326 ED: This was the longest and most bizarre trial in Dade County history. 2662 01:56:35,238 --> 01:56:37,411 PROSECUTOR: So, the Central Intelligence Agency. 2663 01:56:37,908 --> 01:56:40,377 So you were a stripper and an agent. 2664 01:56:40,619 --> 01:56:43,213 Or, as you call yourself, a field operative. 2665 01:56:43,914 --> 01:56:45,791 Lugo and I used to bang a lot. 2666 01:56:45,874 --> 01:56:48,093 But then he passed me to Agent Doyle. 2667 01:56:48,502 --> 01:56:49,549 Miss you, sweetie. 2668 01:56:49,628 --> 01:56:52,256 But I'm going to quit the whole CIA thing 2669 01:56:52,339 --> 01:56:54,341 to become a movie star. 2670 01:56:54,424 --> 01:56:56,643 ED: They say truth is stranger than fiction. 2671 01:56:56,718 --> 01:56:59,471 And no one tells the truth like a pissed-off wife. 2672 01:56:59,554 --> 01:57:01,852 Sir, I officially divorced him last night. 2673 01:57:01,932 --> 01:57:04,856 That's why I can testify against him today. 2674 01:57:04,935 --> 01:57:08,860 Well, I've been working in the penis industry for 19 months. 2675 01:57:08,939 --> 01:57:11,533 I think he lifted weights to try to compensate 2676 01:57:11,608 --> 01:57:15,033 for the fact that he had a very tiny penis. 2677 01:57:15,946 --> 01:57:20,122 It was bent on a 25 degree angle, like a boomerang. 2678 01:57:20,825 --> 01:57:24,079 You see, erectile dysfunction is nothing to be ashamed about 2679 01:57:24,162 --> 01:57:26,290 but being an unfaithful lying shit 2680 01:57:26,373 --> 01:57:28,296 who I know for a fact tried to finger bang 2681 01:57:28,375 --> 01:57:31,049 his paralegal in the interview room, 2682 01:57:31,127 --> 01:57:33,050 that's a little shamey. 2683 01:57:33,296 --> 01:57:36,675 But being in the medical profession, I prefer not to judge. 2684 01:57:37,926 --> 01:57:39,178 But that lady's a whore. 2685 01:57:40,303 --> 01:57:42,852 - Yeah, you, you fucking bitch. - No further questions. 2686 01:57:43,139 --> 01:57:45,141 ED: The state was very thorough. 2687 01:57:45,350 --> 01:57:47,523 Frankly, it had a lot to make up for. 2688 01:57:48,645 --> 01:57:50,739 We're going to walk on this. They ain't got no proof. 2689 01:57:50,981 --> 01:57:53,700 At first, the evidence was mostly circumstantial, 2690 01:57:53,775 --> 01:57:57,279 physical proof of the murders being hard to come by. 2691 01:57:57,362 --> 01:58:00,241 Eventually, they found the barrels and bodies, 2692 01:58:00,323 --> 01:58:02,792 but no fingerprints. And then, for the first time 2693 01:58:02,867 --> 01:58:04,387 in the history of the United States... 2694 01:58:04,411 --> 01:58:07,585 PROSECUTOR: Two 750 cc breast implants. 2695 01:58:07,664 --> 01:58:09,132 ED: ...they used the manufacturer's 2696 01:58:09,207 --> 01:58:11,505 unique serial numbers for identification. 2697 01:58:12,460 --> 01:58:15,760 Paul Doyle seemed to embrace the concept of confession. 2698 01:58:15,839 --> 01:58:17,807 They kidnapped Kershaw, they tried to kill him. 2699 01:58:17,882 --> 01:58:20,010 I just want to go back to prison. 2700 01:58:20,093 --> 01:58:22,095 They used chainsaws to cut them up! 2701 01:58:22,178 --> 01:58:24,681 He said no one would get hun'. They hurt Pepe. 2702 01:58:24,764 --> 01:58:26,437 They hurt him bad. They hun' my friend. 2703 01:58:26,516 --> 01:58:28,234 Manipulator of manipulators. 2704 01:58:28,685 --> 01:58:30,858 PAUL: Wow. That felt good. 2705 01:58:31,229 --> 01:58:33,948 All they got is testimony from some fucking cokehead. 2706 01:58:34,024 --> 01:58:35,401 ED: In the end, though, 2707 01:58:35,483 --> 01:58:37,736 all justice really needed to do was listen to 2708 01:58:37,819 --> 01:58:39,742 the right guy at the right time. 2709 01:58:39,821 --> 01:58:41,038 In light of his cooperation, 2710 01:58:41,114 --> 01:58:43,958 Mr. Doyle was given only 15 years. 2711 01:58:44,034 --> 01:58:46,787 A sentence for which he seemed legitimately grateful. 2712 01:58:47,287 --> 01:58:52,088 I once was lost 2713 01:58:52,751 --> 01:58:57,006 But now I'm found... 2714 01:58:59,174 --> 01:59:00,926 ED: Daniel Lugo and Adrian Doorbal 2715 01:59:01,009 --> 01:59:04,229 were found guilty of double murder, racketeering, 2716 01:59:04,304 --> 01:59:06,477 attempted extortion, theft, 2717 01:59:06,556 --> 01:59:08,274 attempted murder, armed robbery, 2718 01:59:08,350 --> 01:59:10,523 burglary, money laundering and forgery. 2719 01:59:10,602 --> 01:59:12,730 In fact, the only thing they weren't found guilty of 2720 01:59:12,812 --> 01:59:15,235 was the one thing they were most guilty of, 2721 01:59:15,523 --> 01:59:17,491 being dumb stupid fucks. 2722 01:59:17,859 --> 01:59:20,203 It took the jury only 14 minutes 2723 01:59:20,278 --> 01:59:22,076 to sentence them both to death. 2724 01:59:35,126 --> 01:59:36,298 (SIGHS) 2725 01:59:40,131 --> 01:59:42,350 This seems like such a waste. 2726 01:59:43,301 --> 01:59:44,848 People's lives. 2727 01:59:45,804 --> 01:59:47,101 You know? 2728 01:59:49,182 --> 01:59:50,900 Some people just don't know a good thing 2729 01:59:50,975 --> 01:59:53,194 when it's staring them in the face. 2730 01:59:53,561 --> 01:59:54,813 (SIGHS) 2731 01:59:57,232 --> 01:59:59,655 ED: It really is the simple things in life. 2732 02:00:01,444 --> 02:00:03,321 Daniel just wanted to be like everyone. 2733 02:00:03,780 --> 02:00:06,158 Everyone that wants the American dream. 2734 02:00:07,659 --> 02:00:09,036 DANIEL: All I ever wanted out of life 2735 02:00:09,119 --> 02:00:10,746 was what everyone else had. 2736 02:00:10,829 --> 02:00:13,799 Not more. Just not the less I was used to. 2737 02:00:14,290 --> 02:00:16,918 Well, I took a real swing for it, you know? 2738 02:00:17,293 --> 02:00:20,843 And for a while, it was like I always thought it would be. 2739 02:00:20,922 --> 02:00:22,299 I was one of you. 2740 02:00:22,382 --> 02:00:24,009 And it felt good. 2741 02:00:24,217 --> 02:00:26,561 People finally saw me like I saw myself 2742 02:00:26,636 --> 02:00:28,309 and you can't ask for more than that. 2743 02:00:29,222 --> 02:00:30,974 Maybe I did, though. 2744 02:00:31,182 --> 02:00:34,311 Maybe it got so I didn't want to be "equal to" anymore. 2745 02:00:34,394 --> 02:00:36,692 I wanted to be "better than." 2746 02:00:36,813 --> 02:00:38,907 And that's a recipe for injury. 2747 02:00:38,982 --> 02:00:41,076 That doesn't mean you give up, though. 2748 02:00:41,151 --> 02:00:44,371 You rest, you heal and you get back on that bench. 2749 02:00:44,863 --> 02:00:46,740 Life is going to give me another set. 2750 02:00:46,823 --> 02:00:48,120 And I am going to rock it. 2751 02:00:48,199 --> 02:00:49,826 Because my name is Daniel Lugo, 2752 02:00:49,909 --> 02:00:51,911 and I believe in fitness. 2753 02:00:52,162 --> 02:00:53,835 (CAMERA CLICKING) 2754 02:01:40,794 --> 02:01:42,754 DANIEL: (VOICE ECHOING) That's the American dream.