1 00:00:02,969 --> 00:00:04,503 - Hey, there. 2 00:00:04,537 --> 00:00:07,873 Oh, hello, I'm nash rickey from the hit band sloppysecondz. 3 00:00:07,907 --> 00:00:11,443 - ♪ l.A. Deli 4 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:13,012 There are a few things that I truly love: 5 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:15,614 Being sober, my lord and savior jesus christ, 6 00:00:15,648 --> 00:00:17,616 Performing cunnilingus, and of course, 7 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:21,020 Selling smoked meats to the greater los angeles area. 8 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:23,956 ♪ l.A. Deli 9 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:27,459 So experience the vibe of party hit l.A. Deli 10 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:29,628 Right here at the del rey deli, 11 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:32,364 The l.A. Deli in marina del ray. 12 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:33,999 Technically, it's mar vista. 13 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,769 With the southland's biggest virgin daiquiri bar, 14 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:38,904 You can always has fun at del rey deli 15 00:00:38,938 --> 00:00:40,239 Without losing control. 16 00:00:40,273 --> 00:00:41,540 Bottom's up. 17 00:00:41,574 --> 00:00:43,175 You sure there's no booze in this? 18 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:45,477 No, no, no, I want to-- re-pour these again. 19 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:47,079 I didn't see the process. 20 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:48,347 [clears throat] where's my purell? 21 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,649 All of our waitstaff is in recovery, 22 00:00:50,683 --> 00:00:51,950 And we're taking it one day at a time, 23 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:53,085 Isn't that right, sweetie? 24 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:55,654 I want you to know, your tits look amazing. 25 00:00:55,688 --> 00:00:57,222 'kay. 26 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:58,657 We're making our way through this crazy world, 27 00:00:58,691 --> 00:01:01,060 Controlling it, taking meetings, 28 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:03,062 And making delicious sandwiches and coffee. 29 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:04,596 48, 49. 30 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:06,098 Okay, there's supposed to be 50 here. 31 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:07,766 With bathrooms cleaned every 10 minutes, 32 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,568 Tables cleaned every 15 minutes, 33 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:11,370 And the kitchen cleaned in the quarter hour, 34 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:15,074 Nothing is more important than hygiene here at del rey deli. 35 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:17,342 Let me just clear out some of this, um-- 36 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:18,811 - Oh! Sorry. - Okay. 37 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:20,646 You know what, meal's on me. Get up, just-- 38 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:21,713 - Can we get a to-go box? 39 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,048 - No, there's no to-go boxes here. 40 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,550 The styrofoam doesn't stack right. 41 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:25,884 Please get up. - Come on, varla. 42 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,119 - Could I get a waitstaff here? 43 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:29,088 No more food today. It's been corrupted. 44 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:30,989 Shut down the kitchen! We're done for the day. 45 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:33,992 [dubstep music] 46 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:42,034 ♪ 47 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:47,005 John, you got a million-dollar idea? 48 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,040 - I do have a million-dollar idea. 49 00:01:48,074 --> 00:01:49,441 Okay, here it is. 50 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:51,076 You go into a car, right? - Mm-hmm. 51 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,479 - You've got the umbrella, but you can't close it really 52 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:54,913 And get into the car easily, 53 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,349 So the umbrella should close out. 54 00:01:57,383 --> 00:01:59,618 - [whooshing] and it goes out that way... 55 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:01,153 - Yeah. - And then I can slip it 56 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:03,388 Right in, 'cause otherwise, I get it stuck in the door. 57 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:05,624 - Yeah, there you go. - Oh--[laughs] 58 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:06,758 That's it? 59 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,026 Male narrator: After making millions 60 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,495 As professional athletes, these stars are seeing 61 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:11,497 Just how fast they can spend it, 62 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:13,665 Fielding business proposals from amateur entrepreneurs. 63 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:14,967 - You want to invest in this? 64 00:02:15,001 --> 00:02:16,535 - I've had just about enough of it! 65 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:17,970 - Tell me what the freakin' pitch is. 66 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:21,140 Narrator: Who will be the first to spend his signing bonus? 67 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:22,541 Let's meet the jocks. 68 00:02:22,575 --> 00:02:25,210 Cal culvers is a harvard-educated pitcher 69 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:26,845 With a serious gambling addiction. 70 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:30,883 After dumping gatorade on his coach, 71 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,684 Offensive lineman dante levante 72 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:35,387 Dumps $100 bills on nightclub crowds. 73 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,458 Argentinean soccer phenom matteus soto 74 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,393 Moved to seattle for a higher salary, 75 00:02:41,427 --> 00:02:44,730 But is unable to say no to anyone asking him for money. 76 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:50,335 Entrepreneur tony bell is seeking $1 million 77 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:51,803 For his new invention. 78 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:55,140 - It's good, y'all. Like, greetings and salutations. 79 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,042 Yo, yo, but let me, like, ask you this, though. 80 00:02:57,076 --> 00:02:59,311 Like, what keeps you from getting wet in the rain 81 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,346 When it's, like, wet? 82 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:02,781 - Umbrella. - An umbrella. 83 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:03,949 - Right, I [bleep] with that, but, like, 84 00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:08,120 What keeps the umbrella from getting wet? 85 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:10,622 Boom, you see that? That's the top umbrella, 86 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:14,059 And it--it keep the bottom umbrella nice and dry 87 00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:16,528 So you're, like, not wet with the--you know what I mean? 88 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:19,131 - The second umbrella is gonna be wet. 89 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:20,365 - Right. 90 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,635 - Why do you need to keep the under umbrella dry? 91 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:26,338 - Honestly, like, imagine you're with a bitch, right? 92 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:28,273 She got the mother[bleep] clap and all that. 93 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:29,675 My [bleep] steve caught that, 94 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,244 But like, had he had two condoms, 95 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:33,412 The first one woulda broke, 96 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:35,113 Second one, he woulda been all good. 97 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:37,716 - Okay, so this is a cumbersome physical metaphor 98 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:38,917 For sexual misfortune? 99 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,619 - Like, honestly, like, that's how I feel. 100 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:44,089 - I am prepared to invest the full 5 million. 101 00:03:44,123 --> 00:03:45,190 - That's what's up, man. 102 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:52,731 Narrator: Next up is jeff, a disgraced nba referee. 103 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:54,366 - Okay. 104 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,536 You guys having fun today? 105 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,004 - Yeah. - Lot of good pitches. 106 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:00,439 - Yes, yes. - Yeah. 107 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:03,342 - You guys lock in plans for afterwards, or... 108 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:04,409 Oof. 109 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:06,345 - Uh, I'm sorry? 110 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:07,946 - Did you guys lock in plans for-- 111 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,381 You know, when you're done shooting, or-- 112 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:10,849 - I'm probably just gonna go home. 113 00:04:10,883 --> 00:04:12,251 - This is not nerves. 114 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:15,821 I'm completely comfortable in this situation. 115 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:17,956 - It appears exactly like nerves. 116 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:20,425 - Yeah. 117 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,661 A lot of pro athletes get out there, 118 00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:24,663 They're big brothers, big sisters, 119 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:27,332 Stuff like that, okay, 120 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:30,836 But there's no money in that, right? 121 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:32,971 So here's the pitch. 122 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:35,540 It's like a-- so here's the pitch. 123 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:38,176 It's called "hang time," okay? 124 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:41,913 You guys, professional athletes go and hang out, 125 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:46,785 Not with kids, but with cool adults. 126 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:48,420 - Uh, I'm a hard "no." 127 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:49,988 - Dante? 128 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:53,425 - No way in hell, or hell no. Take it either way you want it. 129 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:56,561 - All right, I'll choose that one on my--on my own time. 130 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:57,996 - All right, all right. - Matteus? 131 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:02,601 - You seem terrible and your body confuses me. 132 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:04,169 - All right. 133 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:07,906 No. 134 00:05:11,577 --> 00:05:13,879 - Life is all about making choices, 135 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:16,648 And I had chosen to attend upper peninsula state, 136 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:19,618 But I was starting to wonder, would anybody choose me? 137 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,454 - Hey, madison. - Oh, hey, elliot. 138 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:24,589 - What's going on? - You really like fruit, huh? 139 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:26,925 - Oh, yeah, I guess I just take 'em back to my room 140 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:28,093 For in-between meal snacks. 141 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:29,728 That way, I never have to pay for food. 142 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:31,229 - Wow, that's really smart. 143 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:33,632 - Yeah, I'm on the flex-450 semester meal plan, 144 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,634 So as long as I don't go over 17 meals a week, 145 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:36,802 I am golden. 146 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,804 - What up? Mind if I cut? 147 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,340 I'm just getting chips using all points. 148 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:42,841 The meal plan's kind of for suckers. 149 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,509 Did you know the peninsula pit's 150 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:46,278 Taking points at all those restaurants now? 151 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:47,679 - Really? - I don't know, 152 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:49,514 Would you maybe want to go check it out some Friday night? 153 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:51,016 - What--what time? 154 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:54,386 - That's the beauty of points, whenever we want. 155 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:55,854 - Okay. 156 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:58,890 - Well, I'll see you then, red. 157 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,827 - You were saying something. 158 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,829 - I'll see you later, madison. 159 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:08,333 - ♪ today I am thankful 160 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:13,872 ♪ I pray to be thankful 'cause of you ♪ 161 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:15,907 - ♪ thankful for each day 162 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:18,577 - ♪ god, 'cause of you 163 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:22,714 - And so I started spending points, 164 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:24,950 Hoping to run into the guy who told me about them 165 00:06:24,984 --> 00:06:26,051 In the first place. 166 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:28,854 Logan, it's so funny seeing you here. 167 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:32,057 So this hamburger is 300 points. 168 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:33,692 How much is that in dollars? 169 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,193 - $3. 170 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,628 - Well, how much do these fries cost? 171 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:38,730 - 175 points, red. 172 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:41,133 - How much is that in dollars? 173 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:42,834 -$1.75. 174 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:45,237 - How do you keep it all straight? 175 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:48,140 - Maybe it'd be easier if I showed you. 176 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:53,845 Let's say these fries were 111 points. 177 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:57,549 You just have to move the decimal point. 178 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:59,418 You get it now? 179 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:01,686 - ♪ I could never walk on water ♪ 180 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:03,822 ♪ the way you did as the bible says ♪ 181 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:05,424 - This is great, huh? 182 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:08,360 - You know what you should do is throw a party. 183 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:11,463 We could go to the deer deli, maybe pick up some nacho chips, 184 00:07:11,497 --> 00:07:13,832 Cola, couple magazines. 185 00:07:13,866 --> 00:07:15,600 You can buy all that with points. 186 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:17,869 ♪ mm-hmm 187 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:20,639 ♪ 188 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:26,611 [upbeat synthesizer music] 189 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:28,346 - Pardon. 190 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:29,681 Do you have seasonal depression there? 191 00:07:29,715 --> 00:07:31,349 Oh, don't change the channel. 192 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:33,785 You get out. 193 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:37,055 Hey there, canadian youngsters. I'm gene creemers, 194 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:39,090 And I'm here to gently prod canada's youth to... 195 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,959 All: Get out! 196 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:42,394 - [whispering] get out. - Pardon? 197 00:07:42,428 --> 00:07:43,628 - Get "oot"! 198 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:51,069 - Great wagonwheels, ladies. 199 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:52,871 - What "aboot" safety? 200 00:07:52,905 --> 00:07:54,673 - [blows whistle] safety first, eh? 201 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:56,475 All: Safety rules! 202 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,076 - Remember, tie those trainers. 203 00:07:58,110 --> 00:07:59,077 - Double knot. 204 00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:01,279 - Is this exercise? 205 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,280 - Yeah. 206 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,949 - What if I need energy? 207 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,951 - Well, try some g.O.R.P. - What's g.O.R.P.? 208 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,986 It's a cereal that you eat with your hands. 209 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:10,722 Remember, kids, just 1/4 of an hour a day, that's it. 210 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:12,491 Don't quit, and remember... 211 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:14,893 All: Get out! - Okay. 212 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:21,733 [dramatic music] 213 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:24,135 - Ciao. How's it going? 214 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,204 I'm a european. 215 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:29,241 So cool, very cool. This is a very cool scene here. 216 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:33,645 So this is, for example, a bracelet that is a magnet. 217 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,814 - Oh. - Okay, is that your pitch? 218 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:38,583 - Hey, hold your horses, roy rogers. 219 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:40,218 [both chuckles] 220 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:44,089 The pitch is that I like to smoke marlboro cigarettes. 221 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:46,424 You know, the coolest car to have is a tiny car. 222 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:49,594 - Is that connected to your product? 223 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:53,365 - In europe, the product is not as important as the process. 224 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:54,533 - Yes. - So where 225 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:55,867 Is your process taking you? 226 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:58,570 - The process is taking us throughout the globe, 227 00:08:58,604 --> 00:09:01,139 Wherever they be, in the americas, or in africa, 228 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:03,475 Or--uh, ching-- [mumbles] 229 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:05,744 - Ching who? - I'm sorry, did you just do-- 230 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:07,979 - Oh, I'm sorry, we can't make these jokes? 231 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:11,550 In the states they can't-- they will get angry? 232 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:13,351 I can't be funny like "zeinfeld" here? 233 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,086 - What is your pitch? 234 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:19,491 - It's dinner at 11:45, it's toddlers who drink wine, 235 00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:22,761 It's 7 to 12 sausages per meal. - Okay. 236 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:26,298 - So let--let's start with 15,000 euro? 237 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:27,732 - This is a steal. 238 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,935 I don't know why you guys are sitting on your hands, 239 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:33,305 But I will bid 15,000 euros, without problem. 240 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:39,044 Narrator: Next up is men's rights activist, bob ducca. 241 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,279 Let's see if he can wow the judges. 242 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,814 - Thank you, honorable judges. 243 00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:47,619 My first product that I have is a grabber grabber. 244 00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:49,921 Now, this is a grabber 245 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:52,257 For when somebody drops their other grabber, 246 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:55,026 And they have a bad back, and you can just reach down 247 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,062 And grab it. 248 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,565 Moving on. 249 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,100 You know what, I have a list of things. 250 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:03,535 You just tell me which catches your fancy. 251 00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:05,937 - Okay, are you just gonna keep pitching stuff 252 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:08,039 Until we go for something? - Mm-hmm. 253 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,341 - All right, uh-- 254 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:11,276 - A planned parenthoodie. 255 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:13,912 If you want to cover your face when you're getting an abortion. 256 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,480 - Bob, what's that on your hand? 257 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:17,282 - Uh, mega carpal tunnel wrist guard. 258 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:18,783 - Okay, and what about your neck? 259 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:20,352 - That's a neck brace. 260 00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:21,886 - From-- what happened to you? 261 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:23,655 - Hmm? - What happened to you 262 00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:25,190 Besides a life of tragedy? - I was thrashed. 263 00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:26,625 - What? - I was thrashed. 264 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,727 - You were thrashed? - Mm-hmm. 265 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,395 I don't know what it was. There was a creature. 266 00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:32,897 I was sleeping in a cul de sac, and I woke up. 267 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:35,233 Some creature had me by the scruff of my neck 268 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:39,104 And was thrashing me around like a rag doll. 269 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:42,574 - Was it just a man, or-- - I don't know. 270 00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:45,076 I woke up in a veterinary emergency room. 271 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:48,780 - They brought you to a vet to be treated? 272 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:49,981 - My hair was longer then. 273 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:51,816 - Okay, you know, 274 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:53,485 I feel like this is just gonna continue... 275 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,186 - Oh, sure. - Until somebody 276 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,788 Jumps on one of these ideas. - I have nowhere to go. 277 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:59,824 - Okay, I'll give you $100 for the scooper. 278 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:03,595 - Oh, wow. Okay, excellent. 279 00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:05,997 - Terrific. - Do I get paid now? 280 00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:09,768 - You need the $100 right now? - I don't know how it works. 281 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:13,405 - Uh, the production's gonna send you money down the road. 282 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:14,406 I mean, if you need-- 283 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,442 - Oh, are we on television? 284 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:22,580 - Tell us about your million-dollar idea. 285 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:25,550 - My million-dollar idea is this: 286 00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:27,152 Everyday heroes. 287 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,220 - I love it. 288 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:32,157 - The paramedic, saving the life. 289 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,592 The janitor, making it clean. 290 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,828 The cop on the corner helping a kid, 291 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:40,031 Giving him a football card for-- with trivia on it. 292 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,700 - [laughs] - good luck. 293 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:44,335 - If you're not wearing shoes and you're not wearing socks, 294 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,704 You're barefoot. 295 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:48,339 I didn't know fred flintstone was flying today. 296 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,408 How are you? Nice to see you. 297 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,610 You know what movie actually scares me? 298 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,646 I'm gonna git you sucka. 299 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:57,048 I gotta go through here, let 'em use the x-ray machine, 300 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,750 See what's slopping around inside. 301 00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:00,919 - It'll just be a minute folks, then he's taking a break. 302 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:02,420 He promised me himself. Didn't you, jeff? 303 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,489 - I think I swallowed a whistle about 12 years ago 304 00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:05,857 During a basketball. 305 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:09,394 - One, two, three. - I'm locked in, hold on. 306 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:11,296 All right, okay. 307 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:12,430 - [grunts] - give uncle jeff 308 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:13,865 A push in the tush. 309 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,834 If they'd let me, I'd take twice as many. 310 00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:19,604 - [laughs] you're so strong. 311 00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:21,606 - Uh, hold on. Uh, hold on. 312 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,641 [beeping] 313 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:26,077 [beeping] 314 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:27,412 - Okay, I'm gonna reach on your stomach. 315 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:28,580 You okay with that? - Mm-hmm. 316 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:31,349 - Okay, okay. Oh, jeez louise. 317 00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:32,817 I don't even need to get online tonight. 318 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:33,885 - You like this? This is hot, right? 319 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,720 [both laughing] 320 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,156 - Is--I-I feel like she wouldn't be interested 321 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:40,325 In a guy like me, right? She's probably got 322 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:42,994 Some big, black boyfriend, or something like that. 323 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:44,929 What would I say to a girl like that? 324 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,464 - [laughs] - I don't know. 325 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,166 Try not to say "lock down plans," though. 326 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,534 Maybe something more casual. 327 00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:51,636 - "you want to lock down sex?" something like that? 328 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:54,305 "you want to lock down... My--" 329 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,007 Really? You don't have a boyfriend? 330 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,742 - Mm-mmm. - I can't imagine that. 331 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,345 You're always-- you're always "d-d-d-d-d." 332 00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:02,647 - Oh, I'm just making plans with my girls, you know? 333 00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:04,716 - Ah. - Trying to find a man. 334 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,584 - Trying to find a man? - Trying to lock it down. 335 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,619 - Right? Trying to lock it down? 336 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:10,655 - [laughs] 337 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,458 - 'kay. 338 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,532 - Hello, european person. 339 00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:21,833 Are you going to the states for a holiday? 340 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,601 Well, there's a lot of rubbish there. 341 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,471 Let me tell you the coolest things and places to be. 342 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,006 [techno music] 343 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,442 District of columbia is cool for a class trip, 344 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,512 To buy a baseball hat, a baseball pant. 345 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,014 They only have two days for the weekend, 346 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:38,883 Which is cool, 'cause you pack in lots of fun stuff 347 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,820 Like beach volleyball and hamburgers. 348 00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:44,422 U.S. Has, like, totally defined sexualities, 349 00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:47,258 And you can tell which is man and which is woman. 350 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,761 Little wayne is a little man with a big voice. 351 00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:51,129 He is the king of new orleans. 352 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,898 Royalty in the u.S. Is people like hulk hogan, 353 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:57,035 His daughter brook hogan, ben affleck, 354 00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:58,770 A cat who can play piano. 355 00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:02,473 By law, the only rental car you can get is a pt cruiser. 356 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,276 Jesus is, like, the coolest person in the u.S. 357 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:08,279 Like, how frankenstein is the coolest person in europe. 358 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:11,716 The coolest museums are the m&m store in times square. 359 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,685 [techno music] 360 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:16,688 [party music and chatter] 361 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:21,626 ♪ 362 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,328 - Can't believe we've been roommates this long 363 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,896 And we've never thrown a party. 364 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,898 Where'd you get all this stuff? 365 00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:30,435 - Let's just say I made a life change. 366 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,337 - I use points, I fill up at the beginning 367 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,539 Of the semester, do about 5,000. 368 00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:37,075 I actually told this girl here who's room it is, 369 00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:38,509 Madison over there. 370 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:42,247 She bought all this chips and stuff and soda, but like, 371 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,549 She seems, like, a little green, you know? 372 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,251 [sad music] 373 00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:48,820 - Do you guys just want to get outta here? 374 00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:52,690 Say good-bye to madison. Bye, madison. 375 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,194 - To say the least, last night did not go like I planned. 376 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:59,364 I was so confused. Did logan like me, or not? 377 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,865 Was I just another swipe on his deer dollars card? 378 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,866 [alert beep] 379 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,569 - Sorry, you have a zero balance. 380 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:05,770 - What? 381 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:07,238 - Looks like somebody had a pretzel party. 382 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,807 - What am I gonna do? 383 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,477 - Well, I can get you breakfast. I'll use one of my guest passes. 384 00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:14,379 - Elliot, are you sure? [beep] 385 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,813 I mean, you only get five per semester, 386 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,081 And people usually like to save them 387 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:19,083 For off-campus guests. - Yeah, I don't mind. 388 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:21,753 - That's really nice. 389 00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:23,454 - Well, it's not that big of a deal. 390 00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,723 I have a friend of mine who hacked into the deer net 391 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,692 And put a bunch of points on his girlfriend's account. 392 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:29,761 - Could you do that for me? 393 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,963 - Um, yeah. Sure. 394 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:35,767 - Oh, my god, I'd love you forever. 395 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:39,470 - Cool. [chuckles] I could do that. 396 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:46,444 - I mean, you've been on it since the beginning. 397 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,947 I wanted to call it "the nick show kroll." 398 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,315 You were never onboard. - No, I wanted. 399 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,649 "krolling around with nick clown." 400 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,217 - Yes, that was-- that was the name 401 00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:54,686 That you were supporting. - Yeah. 402 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,554 - And you did not like "the krollsby show," 403 00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,456 Another pitch of mine. - [sighs] 404 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:01,793 I liked that as, like, one of 100 interchangeable titles 405 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:04,228 More as-- more than the only title. 406 00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:07,065 - Versus "krolling around with nick clown." 407 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,367 - That would have worked as the only title for the show. 408 00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:11,302 [both laughing] 409 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,438 Yes, and we'd be a hit-- we'd be a hit by now 410 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,672 If you'd let me. - [laughs] 411 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:18,242 [dubstep music] 412 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:20,178 All: Get out! - [whispering] get out. 413 00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:21,612 - Pardon? - Get "oot"! 414 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,715 - What happened to the kids of get out!? 415 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:24,782 - This is... - Get out!... 416 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,818 - 20 years later. 417 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,689 - I'm angela mackenzie. I played sharon in get out! 418 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:35,460 After get out! Came out, it was explosive, you know. 419 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:39,130 After things settled down, I started to feel pretty alone. 420 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,666 Yeah, next thing you know, I'm strung out on heroin 421 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,602 In vancouver, british columbia, on hastings and main there. 422 00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:46,938 - After get out!, I mean, things spiraled, 423 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:50,241 And, you know, a lot of girls back then. 424 00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:53,277 Yeah. We called them "the get out! Girls." 425 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:55,046 That's what we'd say when we were done, 426 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,414 "get out," you know? 427 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:58,116 Hi, I'm quentin brian, and I played 428 00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,918 One of the dancing kids in the get out! Psa. 429 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:04,355 But I did end up turning my back on my parents. 430 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,757 - Hey, there, pal. 431 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,625 You auditioning for cirque du soleil? 432 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,027 - Look, you know, gene creemer said to me, 433 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,461 "you could be in cirque du soleil," 434 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:13,564 And I took him at his word, and, well, I never made it. 435 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:14,899 I never even came close to making it. 436 00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:16,934 I can barely touch my toes. 437 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,303 Sorry for disappointing you. 438 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,239 - I'm a bit bigger now. 439 00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:25,343 - It's tough when I see me saying my famous line up here, 440 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,980 "is this exercise?" the director was asking me 441 00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:32,517 To say "is--" put the emphasis on "this," 442 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,052 And as a kid, I didn't really understand. 443 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:35,386 I said, "is this exercise?" 444 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:37,588 Is this exercise? 445 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:41,959 But now I know I should've been, like, "is this exercise?" 446 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,094 - Yeah. 447 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,896 Since get out!, well, 448 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,964 I've been on some version of wheels ontario 449 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,700 For my entire adult life. 450 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,637 You know, get out! Actually inspired me to come out. 451 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:55,973 I'm a gay man and I live with my husband in banff. 452 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,109 Got a little cottage there, we got dogs and cats, 453 00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:01,145 And we got a black child, so... 454 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,586 - [sighs] 455 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,589 [sad pop music] 456 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,491 ♪ 457 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:16,794 - ♪ kid, where you been? 458 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,397 ♪ who are you hiding from? 459 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,499 ♪ if you need someone to talk to ♪ 460 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:22,600 [alert chimes] 461 00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:23,868 - [computer voice] access granted. 462 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,369 - Yes, I'm in. 463 00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:28,806 - You going home for break? - Nah, not this time. 464 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,441 - Yeah, me neither. 465 00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:33,211 Ain't got nobody waiting there for me. 466 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,813 Both my parents passed. 467 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,882 - Really? - Yeah, freshman year. 468 00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:39,417 But forget about that. 469 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,452 Let's go see the "d" beat the gophers tonight. 470 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,421 - [laughs] - you know you can use points 471 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,455 To get concessions. 472 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,656 [alert chimes] 473 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,091 - [computer voice] you have added 500 points 474 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,460 To madison's account. - Cool. 475 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,062 - Hey, what are you doing in here? 476 00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:52,263 - I-- - you're in a lot of trouble, 477 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,264 Mister. 478 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,566 - Can I use my meal plan to make a call? 479 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:56,734 [walkie beeps] 480 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:59,203 - Caught a trespasser in the cafeteria. 481 00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,606 - Hey, I got caught. 482 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,007 - I'll be right there. 483 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,977 You gonna call our parents? - Well, we can call your parents 484 00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,079 And deal with this within the u.P.S. System, 485 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:09,614 Or I can turn you over to the police 486 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,415 Where you'll be charged as adults. 487 00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,451 It's your choice. 488 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,221 Narrator: On the next... 489 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,890 - Madison, do you want to spend spring break with me 490 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,158 Doing habitat for humanity? 491 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:24,061 - Or you could come see u2 with me in san diego. 492 00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,498 [horn blast] - if you guys wanted to lock in 493 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:28,900 Plans for after the game, I would-- 494 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,668 You know, nothing alcohol. 495 00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,370 What's the story with the on-campus restaurant? 496 00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:35,006 Is it a list situation? They take money? 497 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,074 Is there points? Can you use points? 498 00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:40,678 I got--I got...$2. 499 00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:44,215 Narrator: Catch all the highs... 500 00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:46,184 - My product is called "acc-you-puncture." 501 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:47,618 It's not supposed to hurt. 502 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:48,686 - God. - Oh, what the hell? 503 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,354 Narrator: And the lows. - Oh, god. 504 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,390 - One side, you got your liquids, 505 00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:54,358 Flip is over, the other side, you got your dry foods. 506 00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,494 - Um, no. [chuckles] 507 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,496 - Oh! You've ruined it! 508 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,665 - You can pelt me with all the questions you want, 509 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,467 But the one thing you don't have the answer to 510 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:07,405 Is what I'm about to say next. 511 00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:10,908 When I befriended a group of aliens just three years ago, 512 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,710 I was lost. - Okay, there it is. 513 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:14,011 - There's the answer. 514 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,247 - Well, I had a feeling something like that was coming. 515 00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:18,216 - Do you believe in yourself, cal? 516 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,184 - Yeah. 517 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,721 - Do you believe in a cool group of down-to-earth aliens 518 00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:26,257 Who love to hang out, have fun, and have great ideas 519 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,825 About what kind of food you can eat? 520 00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:29,293 - No, that's crazy. 521 00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:30,761 - [whispering] that's what I thought. 522 00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:33,464 Narrator: With a special visit from rock legend, nash rickey. 523 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:37,068 - ♪ l.A. Deli 524 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:38,703 [rock fanfare] 525 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,371 - I'm here to pitch you an idea today 526 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:41,939 For the del rey deli, 527 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:45,042 The l.A. Deli near marina del rey. 528 00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:48,746 - That already exists. - Yeah. 529 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:49,914 - I've--I've eaten there. 530 00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:52,216 - You're ineligible. 531 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,752 - Fair enough. Love you guys. 532 00:20:54,786 --> 00:21:01,359 - ♪ I'm gonna ride that winged beauty on home ♪ 533 00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:02,994 - Ha ha. Good at bizness. 534 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,099 - Some of them aren't doing too good, you know. 535 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,467 They got out a little bit too far, 536 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:12,169 They didn't reel it back in, you know. 537 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:17,141 I guess brian eggers is dead. He's in a lake somewhere. 538 00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:18,843 Got himself involved in the mafia 539 00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:20,278 And couldn't get out.