1 00:00:02,235 --> 00:00:04,903 - Welcome to a narrowly focused "can I finish?" 2 00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:07,072 We are talking about one topic today: 3 00:00:07,074 --> 00:00:08,240 The trial of dr. Armond. 4 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:11,577 We're gonna start right away with the prosecutor. 5 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:12,344 Ruth diamond phillips, 6 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:13,846 Lay out the case against dr. Armond. 7 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:16,548 From what I understand, it's a very compelling case. 8 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,617 Go! No one interrupt her. 9 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,586 - So I think that you will see that the case is... 10 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:22,521 - I'm not listening, I'm not listening. 11 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:23,822 - Compelling and deeply disturbing. 12 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,024 - Thank you. Now we're gonna move over 13 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:27,993 To the defense attorney ron funches. 14 00:00:27,995 --> 00:00:29,194 Go ahead, ron. What do you say 15 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:30,562 On behalf of your client dr. Armond? 16 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:32,965 Tell me, convince me he didn't murder her. 17 00:00:32,967 --> 00:00:35,701 - I'm not here to say... - This is a--can I-- 18 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:36,902 - He didn't murder her. - Mm. 19 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:38,570 - Actually, yes, I'm here to say she-- 20 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:41,006 He didn't murder her. - And we'll see about that. 21 00:00:41,008 --> 00:00:41,807 - You have done a poor job 22 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:42,908 Of defending your client, mr. Funches. 23 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:45,010 - Can I at least finish? - We're gonna go to dana hawke. 24 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:47,479 Dana, weigh in on this. What do we need to know? 25 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:49,081 - The case is extremely complicated, 26 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:50,616 With a lot of different characters. 27 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:52,217 - So hang on now. We're gonna throw now 28 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:55,154 To men's rights advocate bob ducca. Go, bob. 29 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:58,957 - Nobody has been speaking about women who murder men. 30 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:00,325 Lizzie borden-- 31 00:01:00,327 --> 00:01:01,260 We find it okay to make 32 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:03,395 Children's rhymes out of the exploits 33 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,631 Of female murderers, but nobody 34 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:08,200 At a slumber party invokes john wayne gacy. 35 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:09,301 - Bob, it's hard to listen to you. 36 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:11,603 There's something about you that's just so incredibly sad. 37 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:13,372 - But can he finish? - You know, today for-- 38 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:14,506 - This woman is dead. - Can I finish? 39 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:16,842 - She made a video tribute to her husband. 40 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,778 Let's watch it now, and maybe watching this 41 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,547 Will allow the gravity of this situation 42 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:24,183 To sink in so that somebody can finish. 43 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:26,318 - ♪ you're my special lover man ♪ 44 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,787 ♪ the most wonderful kind 45 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:29,955 ♪ you make me feel love 46 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:31,824 - Ah... - ♪ exploding out of my mind 47 00:01:31,826 --> 00:01:33,025 - This is tough to watch. 48 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:34,593 - ♪ so tall and handsome 49 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:35,227 - Get rid of it. 50 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,462 That's a rough thing to watch. 51 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:37,596 That's horrible. It cannot finish. 52 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,666 - And in this case, shannon, the beautiful shannon, 53 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:45,404 Murdered by a fan who was also her husband, 54 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:47,372 A fan till death did they part. 55 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:49,308 - Ruth diamond phillips... - Can I--can I finish? 56 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:51,443 - Has had it out for me-- - the thing is is that-- 57 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,212 - Can I finish what I was gonna say? 58 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:56,081 - It's "may I finish?" 59 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:58,617 The proper grammar is "may I finish?" 60 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,385 - Let the man tell us from his own words 61 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:03,489 What happened and how it is from his perspective. 62 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:04,990 Dr. Armond, go. And everybody, shut up. 63 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:08,527 - My life till this point has been based on appearances. 64 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:11,830 I appear guilty, but I'm anything but. 65 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:12,965 I'm not a murderer. 66 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:15,934 I'm a man who's had bad luck, 67 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:17,503 Who's had his heart broken. 68 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,238 I just have to let it hurt. 69 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,073 - Oh, that's the passion of an innocent man. 70 00:02:21,075 --> 00:02:23,509 - Dr. Armond, that was an incredibly eloquent 71 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:24,543 And persuasive speech. 72 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:27,479 If you ask me, it was too eloquent and too persuasive. 73 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:30,349 An innocent man doesn't need a well-rehearsed speech. 74 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:32,117 Folks, I am ready to issue a verdict here, 75 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:33,552 Just because I've got it all figured--excuse me? 76 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,821 We're out of time? You got to be kidding me. 77 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:39,591 - My neck was injured in a sneezing thrash. 78 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:42,694 [dubstep music] 79 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:51,003 ♪ 80 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:56,241 - I took karate class with a group of-- 81 00:02:56,243 --> 00:02:58,310 With a group of cops in my town. 82 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:00,078 It was like a self-defense class. 83 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,647 Sounds--it's a crazy thought to you? 84 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:02,781 - Yeah. Well, it's just that-- 85 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,583 - We come from very different backgrounds. 86 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:08,854 - We do. [both laugh] 87 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,656 - So I was working with the cops 88 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:12,024 In a self-defense class... - Okay. 89 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:13,325 - 'cause we were on the same team. 90 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:14,760 - I was calling them, hoping they'd 91 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:17,563 Show up in time for things. They never did. 92 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:19,264 [both laugh] 93 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:21,266 - Yo, what's up, tv? I'm c-czar. 94 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:23,035 Blap, blap, blap. And if I ever want 95 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:23,735 To meet my baby, 96 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:26,004 I got to learn a whole new set of skills. 97 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:27,773 And I'm not allowed to see my-- 98 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:29,308 The mom until I do that. 99 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:33,145 Welcome to this is dad academy. 100 00:03:33,147 --> 00:03:36,048 I'll straight up sock you out, baby. 101 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:37,583 Yo, fair enough. You gave me a shot, 102 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:41,186 And I'm grateful for it, tiny professor. 103 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:44,389 So who's today's expert? Where he at? 104 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,358 - [baby talk] 105 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,628 Finding ladybugs in the grass. 106 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:50,429 [baby talk] 107 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:52,231 - I could've sworn tiny professor 108 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,098 Told me to go to the beach 109 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,234 For my new lesson, and nobody's there. 110 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:57,936 It was like our first misunderstanding. 111 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,738 [hip-hop music] 112 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,340 - ♪ you're now rocking with the best ♪ 113 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,108 - Sorry I'm late, c-czar. 114 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,310 I'm lactic acid. 115 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:06,378 I'm here to get you in shape. 116 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:08,614 I want to whip you up. You want to be a father? 117 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:09,948 - Yeah! - Pushing the stroller, 118 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:12,184 Taking them to school, soccer practice. 119 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:15,354 - I'ma make my kid proud by getting all jacked up. 120 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:15,921 - Get jacked up! 121 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,656 - Yeah. Let's do this! - Let's do this! 122 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,124 - Blap, blap, blap, blap, blap! 123 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:20,826 - No, no, no, no, no! Don't shoot the surfboard. 124 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,027 - Okay, I got carried away, 125 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,128 Lactic c-czar. - You got carried away. 126 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:26,131 - Yo, this crazy-ass dude seems to be matching my energy. 127 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:28,066 I'm responding. - Oh, I can handle it. 128 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:31,069 I'm dedicated to being the best trainer 129 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:32,971 I can be in long beach. 130 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,206 Blap, blap! - [laughs] 131 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:35,741 - What am I doing? - I love it. 132 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:37,309 You the first dad on dad academy 133 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:39,211 That I'm ready to listen to. 134 00:04:39,213 --> 00:04:41,046 Let's get ripped. 135 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:41,680 - One... 136 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:42,948 Getting him a souvenir cup. 137 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:43,515 Both: Two... 138 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:44,549 - Getting him a real sugary drink. 139 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:46,885 Now, switch it up. - Paramore's, like, a cool band. 140 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:49,554 - They're great. Paramore--coming out on tour. 141 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,590 If your child is giving you a hard time-- 142 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,058 And it's gonna happen. 143 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:56,028 You're gonna have ups and downs. 144 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:58,230 Do it for your son! - For my son, son! 145 00:04:58,232 --> 00:05:00,198 I'm gonna get ripped like 50 cent. 146 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:00,866 - 50 cent! 147 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:03,802 So, c-czar, tell me what you know about surfing. 148 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,570 - Surfers get crazy [bleep]. 149 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:06,571 - They get chicks. They get women. 150 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,740 Kelly slater was with pamela anderson. 151 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,509 - Oh, snap. That old-ass bitch 152 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:11,843 With that crazy-ass face? 153 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,745 - You know what? She works hard. 154 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:14,646 She does weights. 155 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,615 She lives out in malibu. - Okay. 156 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:17,716 - She cares about the ocean. 157 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,818 - We done did done that dad [bleep]. 158 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,387 - That's a lot of "d"-- where you going? 159 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:23,188 Listen to me, c-czar. 160 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:25,057 - What? - Let's do a push-up. 161 00:05:25,059 --> 00:05:29,428 One, two, three, four. 162 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,164 Are you smoking? 163 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:33,398 - I don't know. 164 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,167 - Get that out of your face. 165 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:36,802 Son of a bi-- 166 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:38,337 - ♪ you say your boyfriend 167 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:39,938 ♪ was a jerk again today 168 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,341 - I'm a straight-up villain! 169 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:43,542 - ♪ what do you see? 170 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:44,976 - Blap, blap, blap, blap, blap! 171 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,111 - You've been good all day, 172 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:47,779 And now you're beginning to act up. 173 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:50,682 I can tell by your body language that you're upset. 174 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,651 - I don't know how to swim. - Okay. 175 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:54,686 - It's just ironic because I was born 176 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,489 In the toilet water, and then I couldn't 177 00:05:57,491 --> 00:06:00,258 Been done had be able to go swimming. 178 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:03,061 I feel stupid and embarrassed like that time 179 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:05,197 I left a dookie in my pants. 180 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:05,964 - We've all been there. 181 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:11,870 C-czar, I took a dookie in my pants in first grade... 182 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,138 And they were corduroys. 183 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,172 Look, I'll hold your hand. 184 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,574 We'll walk out there and get our feet wet. 185 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:19,611 We don't have to jump in, just real easy. 186 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,014 Just dipping our toes in. 187 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,883 - [laughs] it's not so bad. 188 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,451 - It's not bad. - No. 189 00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:27,386 All right, let's go back. 190 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:30,055 - C-czar, there's no turning back. 191 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:33,125 [rock music] 192 00:06:33,127 --> 00:06:33,992 ♪ 193 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:39,798 C-czar will remember this day as the day that he learned to swim. 194 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,467 [rapping gavel] 195 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:43,535 - Dr. Armond, please rise. 196 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:47,506 You stand here accused of murder in the second degree. 197 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:48,740 How do you plead? 198 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:51,309 - Guilty...Of loving my wife. 199 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:52,444 - [laughs] 200 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:54,679 - Hmm, well, we'll see about that. 201 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:55,547 I think the court will decide 202 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:59,184 That probably you're guilty of murder. 203 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:00,819 [hawk screeches] 204 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:01,987 [intense music] 205 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:04,289 - Opening arguments were an absolute slaughter 206 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,758 As friendly defense attorney ron funches 207 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,226 Couldn't cope with the onslaught 208 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:11,897 From hard-charging prosecutor ruth diamond phillips. 209 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,765 - A lot can happen in ten seconds. 210 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,400 You'd be surprised. 211 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,536 Let me surprise you. 212 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:20,005 One, he busts into the room. 213 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:22,107 Two, "shut up," he probably said. 214 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:22,841 Who knows? 215 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:25,610 Three, he takes out a large needle 216 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:29,981 To put down horses that have hurt their feet 217 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,651 Because they run too fast in races 218 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:35,220 And actually, they can't even live anymore 219 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:36,888 And they have to put them down. 220 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:40,559 He puts the needle into her forehead, 221 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:42,227 Throws her across the room 222 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:46,298 With the brute strength of a veterinarian. 223 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:49,000 - While ron funches seems to be playing a game, 224 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,702 The rules of which we do not know. 225 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:56,141 - Would a murderer wear that hilarious apron? 226 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,943 [snickering] 227 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,744 Look at that apron. 228 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:01,980 - As for the witnesses, detective smart's testimony 229 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,182 Should've been enough to convince anyone. 230 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,517 The forensics were dazzling. 231 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:06,718 - At that point, I would imagine 232 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,221 That his torso was right up against that-- 233 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:10,555 That heaving bosom. - Mm. 234 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:13,558 - I'm surprised he was able to get the syringe kind of past... 235 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:16,328 - Past just how the breasts would probably 236 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:19,464 Almost stand at attention. 237 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:20,699 - Like, uh... 238 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:22,300 Dominique wilkins back in the day, 239 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:23,902 That tomahawk slam he used to do? 240 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:25,370 - Yeah. - Yeah, so put like a syringe 241 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:28,974 Right through her forehead. - The human highlight film. 242 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:30,909 - That is true. 243 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:33,945 - Even his own son couldn't say he didn't do it. 244 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,213 - You're not cool at all. 245 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,916 You're completely the opposite of cool. 246 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:41,686 - He's the opposite of cool. - Yup. 247 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:45,524 - Might that be... A murderer? 248 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,292 - Yeah. [courtroom murmuring] 249 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:48,493 - Go get 'em, ruth. 250 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:51,863 [intense music] 251 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:57,002 [mellow music] 252 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:59,971 ♪ 253 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:02,073 - ♪ I tried 254 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,975 ♪ I tried 255 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:08,413 - [grunting, water running] 256 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:09,614 [doorbell rings] 257 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:15,387 Who would dare to interrupt one of my nighttime workout showers? 258 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:20,659 I'm [bleep]. I'm [bleep]. 259 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:25,463 - Hey, it's me, farley. 260 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:28,233 - I thought I told you I never wanted to see your face again. 261 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:31,469 And yet here it is, your face again. 262 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,972 No offense-- you look very beautiful. 263 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,474 - [talk/rapping] I like your face too. 264 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:37,375 Pretty eyeballs. 265 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:41,212 Love your facial hair, your chest is glisten-y. 266 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:43,148 - [talk/rapping] let me stop you there. 267 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,616 What are you here for? 268 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:45,250 - To make a demo. 269 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,485 I need you to make a music demo for me. 270 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,688 - Okay, dell computer in full effect, 271 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,823 State-of-the-heart microphone. 272 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:53,491 - I don't know. I'm nervous. 273 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:55,427 - Then you just need to "relas" a little bit. 274 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:59,030 - But how could I do that? I told you I'm nervous, stupid. 275 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:02,334 - Let me help you feel the sexy. 276 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:06,404 - That's nice. 277 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:09,007 ♪ that feels so good 278 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:12,944 ♪ that feels so good, bobby ♪ 279 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:16,348 ♪ ooh, bobby, ooh, bobby ♪ 280 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:19,851 ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, bobby 281 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:20,919 Oh, my god! Wow. 282 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:24,456 It's like your kisses activated my voice. 283 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,157 - No doubt. 284 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,826 - ♪ I feel so 285 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,594 ♪ ready for love 286 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,129 ♪ yeah [woman moaning, beeping] 287 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,530 What the [bleep] is that? 288 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:36,167 - No, it's nothing. Just--your beautiful voice 289 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,168 Crashed my hard drive. 290 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,770 - Yeah, right. You got one of those viruses? 291 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,905 I told you. Get a second computer. 292 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:41,773 - I got a second computer. 293 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,875 I gave it to my mom for her email. 294 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:47,445 - Oh, here we go. Goddamn, you're a bitch. 295 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:48,213 - I swear to god, farley. 296 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,649 Nothing's more important to me than business. 297 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,183 - Oh, really? Then what's happening right now 298 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,252 With this rinky-dink ass microphone? 299 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:57,422 - Don't you ever make fun of my microphone. 300 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,891 - You think mariah carey sings into this? 301 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,626 - I wish I could be nick cannon to you. 302 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:04,329 - Who do you know? What do you bring to the table? 303 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,463 - Trippy d. 304 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,931 - Yo, who the [bleep] is that? 305 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:13,204 - Trippy d works with mgmt, lmfao, rudtf. 306 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,572 - Rudtf? 307 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,408 - Most definitely. 308 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:17,575 [both laughing] 309 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,244 - You got me, you devil. 310 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,311 [both laughing] 311 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,013 - Ho ho! Bobby b! How you doing, baby? 312 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,349 - Trippy d, how you doing, my brother? 313 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,284 - Really good. 314 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,119 Who is that beautiful mama? 315 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:32,023 - Oh, that? That's farley. 316 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,725 Turn around. - Yeah. 317 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,427 - Turn around! 318 00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:36,361 Turn around! 319 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,963 - She looks like she can sing real good. 320 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,299 - Oh, come on in, girl. - I see she got the talent. 321 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:44,335 - Hey, I'm farley. Hi. 322 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:47,439 - Hey, pleased to meet your acquiescence. 323 00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:49,174 - So, farley, come stand by me. 324 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:52,510 - No, trippy d is a music industry professional. 325 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,412 - Yeah, but let me kiss on her neck. 326 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,313 That makes her sing good. 327 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,448 - We trying to do some work right here, man. 328 00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:57,582 Why don't you step out for a minute? 329 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,918 - Thanks for dropping me off, though. 330 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:00,985 [giggles] 331 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,721 - You like my microphone? 332 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,189 - It's so big. 333 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,790 ♪ bigger than bobby's ♪ 334 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,325 ♪ so big - uh. 335 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,626 - ♪ bigger than bobby's ♪ 336 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:11,396 - Don't you ever make fun of my microphone. 337 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,799 Both: Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, 338 00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:17,135 Bounce, bounce... - No disrespect. 339 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:20,472 I think I've heard and seen enough. 340 00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:22,207 - Oh! 341 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,943 - I love violence. 342 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:28,279 - Are we cool, brother? 343 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:31,216 - No, we're not brothers. 344 00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:35,687 Bobby b... 345 00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:37,155 You my [bleep]. 346 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,758 - [exhales] total respect, bro. 347 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,793 - ♪ he loves jesus 348 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,428 ♪ he loves his mama 349 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,297 ♪ he loves vodka, he loves drama ♪ 350 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:50,068 ♪ he good at business, he wears tight clothes ♪ 351 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,971 ♪ who am I speaking 'bout? ♪ 352 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,105 ♪ you know it's bobby b ♪ 353 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,475 - Miss collabelli, do you have a stage name? 354 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,376 - I just go by farley. 355 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,746 - Were you a friend of the victim's? 356 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,948 - Where do I know shannon? 357 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,583 [sighs] 358 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,185 You know what? 359 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,554 I just remembered it was at the studio for sure. 360 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:13,691 I was just putting finishing touches on my new single bounce, 361 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,393 Which basically is about to be, like, 362 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,329 Whatever the most platinums you can get is. 363 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:21,599 - I-I'm sorry, the name of the single was bounce? 364 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,535 - What kind of costumes do you wear? 365 00:13:23,537 --> 00:13:24,736 - I love, like, bangles. 366 00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:26,905 I'm not doing it today, 'cause court. 367 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,540 - Were you the victim's friend? 368 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:32,310 - Yes, she was my dearest and closest friend. 369 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,846 She was so scared. When he came around, 370 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,915 It's like she would almost tremble, 371 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,751 And she'd be so stricken with fear. 372 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:41,519 And I'd say, "what is it, girl? 373 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:42,887 What's up?" 374 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,256 - She was afraid... 375 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,090 Of this man right here? 376 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,725 - [gulps] - this is the man 377 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:48,960 That murdered shannon. 378 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,461 - Objection. - Ladies and gentlemen 379 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:53,264 Of the jury, you know in your heart. 380 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,265 It's like that feeling, 381 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,669 And that's how law should work: Feelings. 382 00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,305 - Into the specifics of you and shannon 383 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,207 As a pair of acquaintances. - Right. 384 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,541 Here's the thing that's crazy. 385 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,443 Shannon--like the day that she died, 386 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:09,147 She sent me a pic of her dead face. 387 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,283 I was like, "what's happening?" 388 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,818 - Do you feel like that did happen? 389 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:17,555 - That's a stone-cold murderer. It didn't matter if he's rich. 390 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:20,325 Those are the main mother[bleep] that kill people. 391 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:23,528 And he killed my friend [muttering] shannon. 392 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,664 'cause he's a [bleep] psycho like me. 393 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,132 That's why I know he did it. 394 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:33,805 Put this little crazy orange jackal behind bars. 395 00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:34,873 He deserves death. 396 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,308 - All right, so that's bounce, dropping April 15th. 397 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:40,645 - Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. 398 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,313 - To quickly talk about the time 399 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,415 That you threw a packet of ranch. 400 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,284 - Oh, yeah. Well, me and nick were on a tour. 401 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,052 Donald and nick were doing an interview. 402 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,821 This is before donald was a rapper. 403 00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:52,056 And what I did was, from across the room, 404 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,892 There was a little crudites setup. 405 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,995 And so one of those dips was a ranch packet. 406 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,129 I threw it. 407 00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:01,599 I knocked nick's glasses askew just slightly. 408 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,867 - Straight head shot. 409 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,436 - What was that? - That was a ranch dressing. 410 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,005 Puh-pow! Outta nowh--[belches] 411 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,673 Oh, man. [both laughing] 412 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,608 What happened there? I got excited. 413 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,243 - That's a keeper. 414 00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,313 - Dr. Armond. - He's your favorite? 415 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,582 - That's my favorite. His inner monologue-- 416 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,852 Whatever's going on, he just takes one look 417 00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:22,954 And he communicates a whole lot. 418 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:26,691 Just--mm-hmm. Just one eyebrow. 419 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,026 No one loves him. 420 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,861 No one cares about him. 421 00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,162 I would date both lizzes easily. 422 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,664 - Yeah? - Are you kidding me? 423 00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:34,032 - Yeah? - What? 424 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,734 - We're going to dr. Armond's publicist. 425 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,903 Pretty liz, how can you possibly spin this 426 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:42,440 To make your client look anything other than guilty? 427 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,275 Go. - Honestly, who's to say? 428 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,944 Like, fiddle-dee-dee, honestly. 429 00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:47,478 - Oh, pretty liz, I have some questions. 430 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,613 Forgive me. - Can I finish? 431 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,950 'cause, like, I'm pregnant. - Pretty liz, who's the father? 432 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,052 Obviously, you let somebody finish inside of you. 433 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,955 That's a sex joke. It's a dirty, off-color joke. 434 00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:57,622 It won't happen. 435 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,357 - That question has been asked to me a lot. 436 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,659 Also, I did let someone finish inside of me, 437 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:02,493 And I'm proud of that 438 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,395 'cause usually it just goes all over my stomach. 439 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,563 But that information will be revealed 440 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:09,434 On the season finale of publizity and dad academy. 441 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,737 Those are not linked in any way. 442 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,406 - Welcome to dad academy. 443 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:21,346 Yo, straight up, let's get drunk, baby. 444 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:24,749 - Okay. 445 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,217 Yo, that tiny professor was right. 446 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:29,120 How am I gonna be a dad if I don't even know my own? 447 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:32,190 And there was only one person who knew who he was. 448 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,092 I found my mommy in a halfway house, 449 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:37,729 But her answer was not as simple as I had hoped. 450 00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:39,263 - You got a girl pregnant. You didn't even 451 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:40,765 Bring a girl over for your mother 452 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,367 To meet the girl before you get her knocked up? 453 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,435 - I'm not allowed to see her. It's part of the show. 454 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,204 It's part of-- that's what's dad academy. 455 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,338 That's why I'm here is to-- 456 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,973 - Oh, that's good. That's good. 457 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,074 Let the dads get their own show. 458 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:53,111 I had to take care of you all by myself, 459 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:57,382 And it was the greatest moment of my life, my boy. 460 00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,518 I'm living in a halfway house. I'm doing great. 461 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,420 - I wish I could just stay here with you. 462 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,188 I don't want to go back out there. 463 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,391 But dad academy says I got to find my daddy. 464 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,092 - I could help you. - Really? 465 00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:09,227 - Yeah, let's talk about it, 466 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,294 But I think we should get out of here. 467 00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,597 - But aren't we--are you allowed to leave here? 468 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,333 - Fortunately, c-czar is very distractible. 469 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,902 This is my place, okay? - Really? 470 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,337 - I own this halfway house. 471 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:22,240 Mama is doing good. - Mama's a baller, huh? 472 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,509 - C-czar came at a really good time for me. 473 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,378 Okay, watch the door, and mama's gonna go out the window. 474 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,148 - Wait, why are you going out the window? 475 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,717 Holy crap, we're straight-up villains. 476 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,585 [exciting music] 477 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:38,289 Yo, we outside. Like, tell me who my dad is now. 478 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,891 - There were a lot of men, c-czar. 479 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,359 I don't know who your daddy is. 480 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,561 - Well, what about your patients, mom? 481 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,897 - I am a patient, you idiot. 482 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,999 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 483 00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:49,267 Baby, mama's got to fly. 484 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,969 Do whatever you got to do. Find him, c-czar. 485 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,071 - Blap, blap, blap, blap! 486 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:56,474 I'm the only villain in this neighborhood! 487 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:57,341 Mom, I'm coming for you. 488 00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:00,778 I just can't run fast 'cause my pants are so low. 489 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,247 - Pull them up, baby! 490 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,949 I'm sorry I lie a little. 491 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:07,752 - It was disappointing not to know who my dad was, 492 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,854 But it was great to reconnect with my mom. 493 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,690 And that meant it was time for another sweet tattoo. 494 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,626 The producer said that this tattoo says, 495 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,229 "sort of coming to terms with my dad," 496 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,764 Which I almost did. 497 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,799 I still can't read. 498 00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:27,939 What's your million-dollar idea, joe? 499 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,740 - Oh, I have a few of them, obviously. 500 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,309 - Okay. Obviously? 501 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,444 - Yeah. There is a hurdle involved. 502 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,948 And the first part of my business 503 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,816 Would be that everyone in america 504 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,252 Would have to put a picture of their [bleep] 505 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,454 Or their [bleep]... - [laughing] yeah? 506 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,689 - Password-protected or something. 507 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,492 It's not like it's on there for everyone's viewing. 508 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,092 It's safe. 509 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,495 It's in a, you know, an internet lockbox. 510 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:51,796 And then it'd be like itunes. 511 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,565 For, like, 99¢, anyone could look at them. 512 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,501 - If someone was like, "you know what? 513 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:57,335 "I need to spend a dollar 514 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,570 To see what joe mande's [bleep] looks like"? 515 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,605 - Yeah, I'd get a dollar. 516 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,440 - And is everybody forced to do this? 517 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,975 - Mm-hmm. Yeah, by the government. 518 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,377 That's my--that's my main hurdle. 519 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,945 - That's the main hurdle. 520 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,280 - Yeah, my mom's a federal judge. 521 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,115 - I know who your mom is. - I should go. 522 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:12,450 - And for the first time, 523 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,552 You can see the armond murder trial 524 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,187 Uncensored as [bleep]! 525 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,089 - I swear I wish I could shoot you. 526 00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:19,390 - Strike that from the record. 527 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,691 - Strike it right to the dvd! 528 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,861 - That's 'cause she [bleep] [bleep] on me [bleep]. 529 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:24,362 - [bleep]. 530 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,664 - They'd never show this on television. 531 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,900 - 'cause even though my father's a total ass[bleep], 532 00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:29,867 I know he can't kill anyone. 533 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,002 - I'm gonna cut you off right there, 534 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,538 'cause you don't disrespect your father in this courtroom, 535 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,073 You little piece of [bleep]. - Can I go, dad? 536 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,675 - I'll pick up chikk klub on the way home 537 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,144 As long as I'm not convicted of murder. 538 00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:43,681 - Quick update from the "I can finish!" news desk: 539 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,350 A surprising development in the murder trial 540 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,685 Of dr. Armond. 541 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,320 Dr. Armond took the stand and, once again, 542 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,489 Failed to convince anyone he isn't a murderer. 543 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,391 - She's one of the most beautiful victims 544 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,025 I've ever seen. 545 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:57,295 - Ruth diamond phillips rose to the deliver the knockout blow, 546 00:19:57,297 --> 00:20:00,064 But the disgraced prosecutor overplayed her hand. 547 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,265 - I have a question. 548 00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:05,636 What would you do if you saw shannon again? 549 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,837 - Is that her actual dress? 550 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:10,007 - Is she wearing evidence? [courtroom murmuring] 551 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,542 - Where have those clothes been? 552 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,944 - First, what happ--he was-- 553 00:20:12,946 --> 00:20:13,911 He went into the room, 554 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:17,014 And the clothes were in the room, and I-I-- 555 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,884 - Took them... - To my home to do role-- 556 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,285 To study role-play. 557 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,254 And I haven't got it down pat, 558 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,556 Which is why some of this was rather rough, 559 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,092 But I felt the feelings. I felt good about it. 560 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,026 - You're free to go. 561 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,161 - What do you have to say to that, dana? 562 00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:32,797 - She's not the one on trial. Armond is the murderer. 563 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:36,200 - It's really unfair, you know, how this is being played. 564 00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:38,369 And it's interesting how it's being spun, 565 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,004 You know, by a group of men-- 566 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,772 - To see dr. Armond celebrate 567 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,875 With the luckiest lawyer in the world, ron funches, 568 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,244 Is to be sick to my stomach. 569 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,879 - Even though I won on a mistrial, 570 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,881 I did not murder my wife. 571 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,416 [laughter] 572 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:56,287 For the first time, I wasn't telling one of my "hit" jokes. 573 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:57,622 - [laughs] 574 00:20:57,624 --> 00:21:01,626 - ♪ if I can do it, anyone can ♪ 575 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:04,762 - Ha ha. Good at bizness. 576 00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:08,332 - We go now to bob ducca, men's rights advocate. 577 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,101 - Can I--can I finish? - I wanted to speak about 578 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:13,037 Chris brown. A lot of people don't know 579 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,339 That rihanna hit chris as well. 580 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:18,376 And, you know, when you go after breezy, 581 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,878 Breezy goes after you.