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- Hey, man,
what's up?
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- Not too much.
- Cool.
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My name's bee-czar.
You like carnivals?
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- They're okay.
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- You should try blisteritos.
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They'll blow your mi-I-ind!
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Eating a blisterito
is like having
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A thousand bees sting
the inside of your body.
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Yo, I'm a straight-up bee.
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It's real.
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[monitor beeps]
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- Hi.
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So what's the problem?
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- He ate a blisteritos,
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And now he has ended up
stuck like this.
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- There is
a class action lawsuit
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Being brought
against blisteritos.
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And you and your son
are eligible to participate,
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But your son would have to never
eat blisteritos ever again.
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- Uh-uh.
No.
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- Blisteritos--
they'll blow your mi-I-ind.
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- Next.
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[dubstep music]
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♪
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- I'm liz.
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- And I'm liz.
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This year I'm gonna discover
who I am.
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- I love to have fun, but now
I'm having fun for two.
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Our p.R. Firm is called
publizity.
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[both slurping]
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- It plays off our name.
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We have a meeting
with the ceo of blisteritos,
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A company under fire.
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Blisteritos is in need
of a makeover.
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- I'm sure you've heard
we're in the middle
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Of a class-action lawsuit.
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- I know.
Congratulations.
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- No, it's bad.
- Oh.
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- It's really bad.
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Due to blisteritos
causing facial
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And head damage
to everyone
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Who eats it,
volcano head.
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- I think you're looking
on, like,
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A negative side of things,
and, like,
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Let's look at the positive
aspect of your product.
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- Okay.
- This is, like,
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A healthy product,
and it's, like, delicious.
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- Mm-hmm.
- It is not healthy.
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I can't say if it's delicious.
I've never eaten it.
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- Yeah, but, like, any press
is good press.
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- No, this is
unanimously terrible press.
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- Really?
- Oh, it's bad.
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- So the heads got,
like, ruined?
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- 400 fatalities.
- Wow.
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- That's it?
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How about we just, like,
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Dig into some ideas?
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- Love it.
- How does that sound?
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Like, 'cause, like, we put
together a binder
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With the name
of our company on it.
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It's, like, not a big deal.
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Okay, here's the idea.
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It's called the blisteritos bus,
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And we send it
to the inner city.
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Like, that's where, like,
the black kids are
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Whose faces have all been
[bleep] up by blisteritos.
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- I don't think we want show
a lot of the kids
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With the volcano heads.
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We tried that in a campaign.
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People hated seeing them.
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- Fyi, like, in college
my nickname was,
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Like, volcano head.
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Because, like,
I would suck guys off,
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And their--well,
they would just erupt.
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- Great.
We should go out sometime.
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- Oh, my god.
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- Am I, like, stroking out
right now?
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When I first met trav,
I was, like, repulsed by him,
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But, like, as he became
more interested in liz,
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I was like, "this guy's
actually gorgeous."
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- We really need
to just seem fun.
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Blisteritos are fun.
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They don't kill children.
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- Right. Ooh, we could do, like,
an app that counts,
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Like, the deaths.
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- Oh, my god.
Okay, okay, how about this?
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Okay...
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- That's good.
We already sponsor their show.
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So that's--
that's perfect actually.
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- Oh, my god.
- Wait, is this, like,
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Graduation, like,
actually gonna happen?
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Like, do you know if, like,
c-czar will be there?
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- Oh, c-czar will be there.
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- Really?
- Yeah, and you guys
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Will be there.
- Really?
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- And I want to know
whatever that,
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Like, trash ride is
that got him pregnant
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By that toilet baby.
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- I know. Who would sleep
with a toilet baby?
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- Honestly, though, like,
if you actually look at it,
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Like, it could be, like,
a businesswoman
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Who, like, loves to have fun.
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- As a sponsor,
I know for a fact
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They're revealing the mother.
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- [screams]
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- Yo, what's up, tv,
I'm c-czar.
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Blah, blah, blah.
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I'm about to become
a teenage dad.
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And now if I want
to be in my baby's life,
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I need to learn
a whole new set of skills.
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Welcome...
- To dad academy graduation.
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I'm walter, but you know me
better as the wallet.
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- Why are you talking
to me like this?
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- It's your graduation.
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- Yo, it's graduation day.
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I'm excited
I'm gonna see my baby mama,
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But first I gotta get
through this ceremony.
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- You know, the headmaster's
done such a great job,
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It's hard to remember
he's a baby.
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- I want to go home.
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- Kevin, those weird-ass bangs
make you look
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Like a weirdo gay marine now.
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- Don't call me a gay marine.
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My mother was in the marines.
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She was stationed
on the u.S.S. Malibu.
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Have some respect.
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- You don't have to prove
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Anything to me, c-czar.
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- I don't even
remember getting
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Any lessons from you.
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- I love you no matter what.
- Awesome!
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- You can play video games
all day.
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- Cool.
- You can get hooked
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On methamphetamines.
- Good.
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- I still care about you.
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I'm unconditional love.
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- He's my favorite.
He's my favorite.
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- Well, hear me out.
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Unconditional love
is just one member
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Of your team here.
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Were you to follow his advice
exclusively,
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It could lead you
down some dangerous roads.
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- Okay.
Graduations are boring.
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I'm out.
[bleep] you, c-czar.
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- What do you want, c-czar?
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- Let's go destroy stuff.
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- I won't love you any less
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If you do.
- Oh, snap.
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Now pretty liz
and c-czar
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Are having a baby.
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People don't know that
on this show.
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- No one knows.
- Nobody knows.
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Was that hard
to keep that a secret?
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[laughter]
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For pretty liz.
- It was, like, probably
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The hardest thing that liz
has ever had to do in her life.
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- Do you think pretty liz
likes liz?
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- I think that beefy liz has--
[laughter]
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- Her name is just liz.
Her name is liz.
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She's got feelings.
- Has way more of a heart
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Than pretty liz,
but I don't think
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Pretty liz is a bad person.
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I think she's just a dumbass.
- Yeah.
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- A deep, deep, deep dumbass.
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- Tell me--listen
so I don't make any mistakes.
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Tell me, what am I allowed
to say, and what can I not say
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If I write a blog post
about being out in l.A.?
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- Uh-huh.
- I don't ever want
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To say the wrong thing.
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Can I say I did the red carpet,
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There was a lot of big stars?
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- Yeah, I wouldn't mention
the product.
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I would keep the details
a little vague.
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- Yeah, okay.
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[dance music]
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♪
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- The blisteritos
presents dad academy
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Congraduritos red carpet
viewing party
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Is off to a blistering start.
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There were so many amazing
guests at the red carpet--
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A guy from pawnsylvania came.
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- What's up, weirdo?
Yeah!
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- Keith shawn was there.
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- So I became a fashion designer
this week,
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And I made
these really cool bags.
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- These are amazing.
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- Yeah, they're really great.
They're not reversible,
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And they light
on fire very quickly.
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- Oh, my god.
That's perfect for blisteritos.
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Oh, my god, it's katy perry.
Oh, my god.
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Nice to see you again.
Liz from publizity.
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Sorry my hands are so cold.
- That's okay.
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- It's like, oh, my god,
katy perry showing up?
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Yeah, okay,
not a big deal.
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Huge deal.
- I've been hearing a lot
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Of things about blisteritos,
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That they really, like,
are painful
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When people put them
in their mouths.
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- Those are, like, rumors, and
they've been, like, debunked.
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Like, completely,
like, debunked.
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So there's nothing to, like,
really worry about.
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So what we're gonna have you do
is just, like,
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Walk the red carpet--
- you know what, I really can't.
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I didn't want to
make a big deal out of it,
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But I actually have my own
flamin' hot pop chip coming out.
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- Congraduritos.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Blisteritos are really good.
You should try one.
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They're, like, actually, like--
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They're actually really good.
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- Are you okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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It's really nice.
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- So there's no other way out,
right?
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- Did you get one of these?
- Excuse me.
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- Did you get one
of these to hold?
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- No, sorry, I can't.
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I can't.
This is a conflict of interest.
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- Liz is pregnant,
and she's being, like,
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A real bitch right now,
and I met this guy,
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And he's, like, the guy
from blisteritos,
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And, like, he's really nice,
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But it's like...
[babbling incoherently]
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If you don't walk
the red carpet--
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- I'm sorry. Ruth!
Both: Ruth!
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Ruth!
- Ruth.
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- Who's ruth?
- Excuse me, I have to go.
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I can't answer any more
of your questions.
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- Oh, my god, please, katy,
please.
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Katy, no, katy.
- No, no, no, no.
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- Katy, come here.
Katy.
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- Katy perry!
I'm c-czar's mom.
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Hi.
- Hi.
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Jeffrey gurian
from comedy matters tv.
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- Hey.
- Hey, how are you?
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- C-czar's mom.
- Wow.
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- Yeah.
- You must be so proud.
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- So proud and a star
on dad academy.
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You saw me on dad academy.
- Incredible.
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Oh, what a night for c-czar.
- Such a night.
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My baby's here. Has he told you
about mom academy?
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- No, he hasn't said a word.
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- He's probably not come down
the red carpet yet.
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- It's incredible for a toilet
baby to come this far.
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- There's really nothing wrong
with this stuff.
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- You know, he's brave,
he's powerful.
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- [groans]
where's liz?
247
00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:18,663
- ♪ I'll treat you right ♪
248
00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:19,931
- So I was, like,
walking by the pool,
249
00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,199
But, as I was walking,
I fell asleep,
250
00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:23,168
And, when I fell into the pool,
I hit the water super hard,
251
00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,469
But I still didn't even wake up,
252
00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:27,105
And, like,
I could have died away.
253
00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,441
- And that's why you didn't go
to the viewing party?
254
00:08:29,443 --> 00:08:30,575
- What?
No, oh, I thought
255
00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:33,178
We were talking about why
I'm afraid for summer.
256
00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,913
I'm not going
to the viewing party
257
00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:38,483
Because blisteritos dust
causes miscarriages.
258
00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:40,819
And, like, also I, like,
can't see the mystery dad.
259
00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,354
- Oh.
Who's the mystery dad?
260
00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:44,990
- This has to stay
just between us.
261
00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:45,991
- Okay, I promise.
262
00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:49,594
- The father of my child is...
263
00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,335
[slurps]
264
00:08:58,104 --> 00:08:59,237
C-czar.
265
00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,640
- [squeals]
266
00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:07,979
First of all,
like, what the [bleep]
267
00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:08,847
Is going on here?
268
00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,849
- You got new lips
without me?
269
00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:12,450
- No, these are
blisterito lips,
270
00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,586
Which you would have known
if you had been
271
00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:15,720
At the red carpet,
but you weren't,
272
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:16,955
Because you were here telling
cassandra
273
00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:19,190
That your baby daddy
is c-czar?
274
00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:22,027
- I'm being here held hostages
by cassandra,
275
00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,729
Who basically snuck up to me
like a poisonous snake
276
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,031
And, like, grappled her arms
around me
277
00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,732
And just, like, twisted
the truth out of me.
278
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,834
Like, she tried to, like,
murder me!
279
00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:31,469
- Like, she might be, like,
a murderer,
280
00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:34,439
But, like, I thought we were,
like, best friends.
281
00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:36,207
- Liz, it was hard
for me to share it,
282
00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,710
Because, like, he's,
like, disgusting.
283
00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,445
And, like, believe it or not,
284
00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,713
I love to have fun.
285
00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,315
- Well, it looks like
you've been having all the fun
286
00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:45,784
By not telling me
the truth about things.
287
00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:46,885
- Like, I'm having a baby.
288
00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,453
- I know you're having a baby!
- [screams]
289
00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:49,387
- I know you're having a baby.
290
00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:50,722
Everybody knows
you're having a baby.
291
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,023
Like, we agreed upon it
with everybody,
292
00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:54,259
Including the producers,
that this was gonna be my year.
293
00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:57,028
And now you've
just [bleep] me over, okay?
294
00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,264
I went to this red carpet event
all by myself,
295
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,398
And it was a disaster.
296
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,967
Trav wasn't even there.
297
00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,668
Nothing good happens
for me ever,
298
00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:05,470
And all of a sudden
you're pregnant
299
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:06,338
By, like, a hot toilet baby?
300
00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:08,073
I was supposed
to be happy for you--
301
00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,575
- Liz, honestly,
I am not gonna stand here
302
00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:13,411
And get beasted into
if you don't simmer down.
303
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:17,082
- No, no, no, I don't accept it!
I don't accept it anymore!
304
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:21,720
- [gasps]
you lost my niece denise!
305
00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,389
My niece denise is coming
to visit me in los angeles.
306
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:27,959
I'm aunt elizabeth's,
um, niece denise.
307
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,161
- You know what,
I just have to take this call.
308
00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,229
You guys sit down
and figure it out.
309
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,897
- Wait, um, liz?
- No, I gotta take this call.
310
00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,799
- Liz?
- I'll see you guys in a minute.
311
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,701
- You're my niece now.
312
00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:40,205
[muffled chatter]
313
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:45,577
[people chattering]
314
00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:50,148
- What the--
hey, that's perverted.
315
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,450
Quit--what are you--quit--
316
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,052
Quit it!
317
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:57,756
Holy smokes.
318
00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:58,456
Get--
319
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,025
- Oh, denise.
- Denise.
320
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,259
- What's going on?
321
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,193
- Hey, aspen, hey, wendall.
322
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:06,331
I'm just wondering if you've got
my aunt elizabeth at this point.
323
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:06,765
- Oh.
324
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,167
- What's the situation again?
- Yeah.
325
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,435
- Okay, I came to california
326
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,469
To visit my aunt elizabeth.
327
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,505
By some sort of mix-up
I wound up with a photographer
328
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,907
Who left me here and then I went
into the doghouse to rest.
329
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:18,943
- You're our rescue girl.
- Right, you're the doghouse--
330
00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:20,045
- But not because
I'm in trouble.
331
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,746
- I just want you to know
that you're our rescue girl
332
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:26,117
Because the [bleep] aspca won't
let us take pitbulls anymore.
333
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,652
- Yeah, they think
we're fighting them.
334
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:30,188
All we're doing
is just drowning them.
335
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,025
[glass dinging]
- everybody in. 'suela?
336
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,661
- Wendy and I would
like to say a few words.
337
00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:37,062
- Okay.
338
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,697
Now, you're probably
all wondering
339
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,132
Why you're dressed
as movies, right?
340
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:44,869
So this is a celebration
of aspy and I's
341
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,806
Exit from the film industry.
342
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,741
- You see,
we started as fans.
343
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:53,044
And then we became
very active filmmakers.
344
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,614
But we've decided
to return to our roots
345
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:57,115
As fans.
346
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,717
And we want to
do it with you,
347
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,386
Our closest current
drug-using friends.
348
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,687
Let's have fun tonight.
349
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:05,857
Guys, this isn't a funeral,
this is a rebirth.
350
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:06,524
- A phoenix.
351
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,726
[applause]
- do drugs and be merry.
352
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,528
- Have a great time.
Boogie nights.
353
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,663
Whoa, you wigging out?
354
00:12:11,665 --> 00:12:13,231
- I'm just gonna
go to the chill room
355
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,133
And smoke opium
legend of the fall style.
356
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:19,671
What's up, chill room?
Aspy brucks in the hizzle.
357
00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:22,273
- Hey.
- How's it going, man?
358
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,341
- Oh, my god,
no, sit, sit, sit, sit.
359
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:26,945
Dude.
Jon heder is "jon here-r."
360
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,347
- Yeah.
361
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,616
- Dude, check it out.
362
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:32,650
"vote for pedro."
363
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:35,420
- Yeah, no, it never gets old.
It's awesome.
364
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,689
- Is everybody, like, glomming
onto you and being crazy?
365
00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:40,191
- No, not really.
- 'cause if they are you sh--
366
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,259
Feel free to leave.
367
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,827
- Oh, no, I mean it's cool.
368
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,863
I mean, people
are being really great.
369
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,598
- Oh, you should
just get outta here, then.
370
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,465
- Yeah, um...
371
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,034
- You know, I'm dressed
as your character,
372
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,003
And I feel like
you're kind of, maybe, like,
373
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,738
Biting a little of my style.
374
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,474
- I'll get out of your hair.
I mean, I don't wanna--
375
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,276
- Oh, cheers.
Thank you so much.
376
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:58,810
Cheers, cheers.
377
00:12:58,812 --> 00:12:59,978
- Yeah, I don't want
to hurt the party.
378
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,147
- No, cheers, then.
- Yeah, I'll get out.
379
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:02,914
Are you--okay.
380
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,015
- Thank you so much for coming.
381
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:07,685
- I don't think there's
an un-awkward way of doing that.
382
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:08,853
- No. Cheers.
383
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,488
- But yeah, man.
- Yeah, man, totally.
384
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,391
- I just--
I wanted to thank you--
385
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,794
- Do you wanna smoke opium
out of my dick?
386
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:19,130
Welcome
to dad academy after dark:
387
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,032
C-czar's fall from grace.
388
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,101
- Now, c-czar needs
to blow off some steam.
389
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:25,436
So I'm taking him
to some rich guy's party
390
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,437
In the hollywood hills.
391
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,506
- Ron funches,
tiny professor--
392
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,942
Those are two mother[bleep]
I can trust.
393
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,777
- Sometimes
you gotta be tested
394
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,779
To find out
what type of man you are.
395
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:35,847
I'll take you right back.
396
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,283
- I'm not going back
to no graduation, man.
397
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,384
I'm running away from that.
398
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,386
I don't need
that kind of [bleep].
399
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:44,989
Oh, snap! It's charlie
from the chocolate factory!
400
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:48,960
Jabba the slut!
Oh, no, it's kung fu panda!
401
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,628
Get the [bleep]
outta my way, man!
402
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:54,065
Oh, snap.
What's going on, ladies?
403
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,201
How you feeling?
- O.M.G.!
404
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,602
- Ladies and gentlemen,
405
00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,672
It's james franco
from spring brockers!
406
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:03,842
Bro, check it.
Gosling from drive.
407
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:04,375
How are you?
408
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,477
- I don't know what
you're talking about, man.
409
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:10,081
- Oh--[laughs] you're the best,
dude. You're hilarious. Hi.
410
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:13,618
Oh, my god, ron funches,
my favorite tv lawyer.
411
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,619
Dude, you totally rule.
412
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:15,954
- Well, you're very scary to me.
413
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,389
- You're like a big couch.
I love you.
414
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,023
Here's costumes
415
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,191
From the original motion picture
dick tracy.
416
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,428
So just put those on. We kinda
got a film thing going on.
417
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,698
But film's dead to us,
so just keep that in mind, okay?
418
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,399
- I'm rejecting my tv show.
419
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,636
- Cool.
Do you want some crank?
420
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:32,704
You're the vip of this party
421
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,239
And I want you
to do cocaine right now.
422
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:34,873
This is terrible.
423
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,709
- I don't know, man,
I'm about to become a father.
424
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,611
And now I got this tv show.
425
00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:41,246
And I'm supposed
to graduate dad academy.
426
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:44,682
But I also want to reject
all those responsibilities!
427
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:45,617
- Here's what I'm hearing.
428
00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:50,054
"I'm angry, I'm good-looking,
I'm famous, let's party."
429
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,523
- Yeah, let's party.
- Yeah. Yeah.
430
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,792
- I don't care
what the wallet says.
431
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,662
- Cool. Yes!
[laughs]
432
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,530
That was a lot.
433
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,966
[glass shatters]
- [groans]
434
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:02,500
- Amazing.
435
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,802
Yeah, good.
Good, good, good.
436
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,437
[laughs]
- [screams]
437
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:07,772
Yeah! Yeah!
438
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:11,042
- Letting c-czar snort crank
was a mistake.
439
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,645
- There might be a lot
of movie villains in here,
440
00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:16,447
But I'm the only real-life
villain in this party!
441
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,950
Blap-blap-blap-blap-
blap-blap-blap!
442
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:19,984
- At this point
I'm not so sure
443
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:23,321
If c-czar's gonna
come back to the graduation.
444
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,355
- Oh, snap, a doghouse.
445
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,992
Yo, lemme get in that doghouse.
- No, sorry, it's taken.
446
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:28,927
- Come on.
447
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:29,661
- No, I don't want--
448
00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:31,896
I'm in this doghouse right now.
Please leave.
449
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:32,563
- I'm c-czar.
450
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:36,768
- My name is--I'm denise.
I'm just--I'm denise.
451
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,437
- Can I tell you a secret?
- Sure.
452
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,905
- I was crate trained.
453
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,006
- Well, that's cool.
454
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,108
- Yo, that's a cool
katniss costume.
455
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,777
- Yeah, I'm katniss
from the movie kat--
456
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:50,281
- Yeah, from hunger games.
- That's what I meant.
457
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,683
I miss my real clothes,
though.
458
00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:54,919
Believe it or not I'm not
normally dressed like katniss.
459
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:55,820
- Then why don't you go home?
460
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,556
- I don't even know how to get
here, I'm not even from here.
461
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:02,894
I flew on an airplane to come
meet my aunt elizabeth.
462
00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:05,029
But she didn't even come
meet me at the airport.
463
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,497
Now I'm living in a doghouse.
464
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,233
- Right? It's like
you can't trust adults.
465
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:12,170
- You can't crush the dolt?
466
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,671
- You can't trust adults.
467
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,807
- Oh, you--
well, yeah, you can.
468
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,575
You just have to
trust the right ones.
469
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:18,876
- Are you scared?
470
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,079
- I need, like,
a parent or a guardian
471
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:21,779
To get me out of here.
472
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,716
- I wanna be wild and
run away from responsibility,
473
00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:28,619
But at the same time I'm like,
"this girl needs my help."
474
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,389
- I think you know what to do.
475
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,591
- Denise, this is my friend
ron funches.
476
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,960
- Are you from the original
motion picture dick tracy
477
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:39,030
Starring warren beatty and his
girlfriend at the time madonna?
478
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,532
- You're good at movies.
- Thank you.
479
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:45,536
- Ron funches, what should I do?
This poor girl needs help.
480
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,138
- Answer's on your arm, man.
481
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,640
Why do you think
we tattooed you?
482
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,310
- "making good choices,
setting limits."
483
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,879
I'm gonna get you
outta here, denise.
484
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,180
You trust me?
485
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,783
- Yes, c-czar.
486
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,085
- All right, denise.
- Okay.
487
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,688
- I can feel my parental
instincts kicking in.
488
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,523
[triumphant synthesizer music]
489
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,091
And I see
a little girl in need
490
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:10,561
And I wanna straight-up
help you.
491
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,765
Because I'm a villain.
492
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:17,368
But I'm a good villain.
493
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:23,708
- Do you like c-czar?
- I love c-czar.
494
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,511
And he breaks my heart
into a million pieces.
495
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:27,845
- Mm-hmm.
496
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,847
- And he chokes me up.
497
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:30,648
He's so innocent.
498
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:31,949
And he just
really needs love.
499
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,052
- But he d--he does
have a garbage brain.
500
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:34,752
- I don't care.
501
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,855
- ♪ I'll treat you right ♪
502
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:42,493
- [scoffs]
503
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,862
Just cleaning up here
in the kitchen.
504
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,432
'cause someone
doesn't like to work.
505
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:52,470
Or tell her friends ideas
about who the father is.
506
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,604
[doorbell rings]
507
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,440
Can you get the door,
please?
508
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,041
- Liz, I'm pregnant!
509
00:17:57,043 --> 00:18:00,244
- Fine, I'll get the door.
510
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:07,018
- Hey.
511
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,454
- Oh, my god.
It's your niece denise.
512
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,155
- Oh, my god.
My niece denise.
513
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:11,956
Hi, aunt elizabeth.
514
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:15,993
- Are you okay? Oh, my god.
We were so worried about you.
515
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,795
- What happened to your lips?
516
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,130
- I ate blisteritos.
517
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,565
- You're not
supposed to eat those.
518
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,433
Eight kids at our school
died of volcano head.
519
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,335
- No, they're fine.
Everything's fine.
520
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,003
- They're not fine,
they died.
521
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,472
I had--
we had a group funeral.
522
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,307
- Are you okay?
Did anybody, like, touch you?
523
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,976
Like, where were you?
- I'm fine.
524
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,778
I was at wendy
and aspen's house.
525
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,579
I was at a costume party.
526
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,714
That's why I'm dressed up
like katniss
527
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:37,448
From the hunger games.
528
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,051
- No, I know what it is.
Like, I'm very cool.
529
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:42,153
I know about--yeah, I get it.
530
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:42,820
Oh, my god.
531
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,755
You have a hand-written letter
around your neck.
532
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:49,760
I think letters are,
like, so charming.
533
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:53,564
"I found your girl
and brought her back
534
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,334
"'cause that's
what a daddy do.
535
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,735
"stay wild.
536
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,138
Blap, blap, blap, blap."
537
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,239
[gasps]
538
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,308
It's from c-czar.
539
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,844
- Oh, my god.
540
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,579
C-czar.
541
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:12,316
- C-czar brought her back.
542
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,551
Why didn't he come in?
543
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:16,821
- I think he probably
had an appointment.
544
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,689
- Go to him, liz.
545
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,125
Saying I'm sorry
is really difficult for me
546
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,127
'cause it's, like,
my main pet peeve.
547
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:25,496
I know I've been gone
for a number of hours,
548
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,632
But my life has
really changed in that time.
549
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:32,069
I love you all, and I hope I can
be a good man like you all are.
550
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,172
- C-czar.
551
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:34,872
- Liz.
552
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,008
- Oh, my god,
I love your golden hat.
553
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:37,408
Mm.
554
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:41,712
But listen, like, hats aside,
I heard the note
555
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,614
That you tied
to my niece denise.
556
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,349
You proved to, like,
the entire world
557
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,653
And the television audience
that, like,
558
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,555
You're more than a dad.
559
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,122
- I love you.
560
00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:53,958
- Well, I basically have,
like, deep feelings for you.
561
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,826
And, like, I want you
to know that, like,
562
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,261
At this point--
[farts]
563
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:57,929
[clears throat]
564
00:19:57,931 --> 00:19:59,397
- What?
- Like, at this point--
565
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,598
[farts, squeals]
566
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,000
Like, at this point--[farts]
oh, my god.
567
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,468
I think I'm going into labor
at this point.
568
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,637
That wasn't how
the sentence was gonna end,
569
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,139
But like, I do think I'm going
into labor at this point.
570
00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:10,942
'scuse me for one moment.
- Oh, snap. No, I'll come with.
571
00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:12,610
- I need to push it out
like a doodie.
572
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:17,782
[toilet flushing, baby crying]
oh, my god, thank you.
573
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:21,419
- Well? What is it?
574
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,622
- It's a toilet baby.
575
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,257
- So I know it's mine!
576
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,326
- Born into the toilet.
577
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,361
- Let's smoke blunts!
578
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:33,898
[piano music]
579
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:37,301
- ♪ hoo...
580
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,603
[doorbell rings]
581
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,704
- Hey, gorgeous.
582
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:40,871
- Hi.
583
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:45,009
- ♪ thank you
for being my daddy ♪
584
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:51,482
♪ thank you
for being my father ♪
585
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,919
♪ I thank you
586
00:20:54,921 --> 00:21:00,791
♪
587
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,060
- Haha--
588
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:06,764
- [chomps]
589
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:07,331
- [buzzing]
590
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,966
Hey, stupid,
your bun's too boring.
591
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:12,169
Now blow up your bun
with some blisteritos!
592
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,038
- Blisterito bun?
593
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,140
- Also try the cool ranch
blisterito sauce!
594
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:17,575
It'll cool your mouth.
595
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,143
- Ooh, that's cool!