1 00:00:01,018 --> 00:01:47,018 Fixed & Synced by ♪ ♪ bozxphd.Enjoy the Movie 2 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,573 Shit. It's under. 3 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,781 He doesn't know that. 4 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:40,710 Yes! 5 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,266 Oh, yeah. 6 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,040 G'day. 7 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,381 Get out of the vehicle. 8 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:14,471 No worries. 9 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,443 Know how fast you were going? 10 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:31,196 Faster than I was supposed to, if you blokes pulled me up. 11 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,356 You shoot pigs for a living? 12 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:35,992 Bet your life. 13 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,030 Can you read? 14 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:44,417 Well, get a bit stuck on the big words every now and then, but you know. 15 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:46,582 Yeah, I can read pretty good. 16 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,255 Then you'd be able to read the sign back there 17 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:52,126 with the big one-fuckin'-double-zero on it, wouldn't you? 18 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:57,757 You know, I could've sworn I was, you know, sittin' under 100 there. You know. 19 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,643 You think I'm talking shit? 20 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:06,561 Struth no. No, sorry, mate. No. 21 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,900 No, look, won't happen again, all right? 22 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,239 Where the fuck you think you're going? 23 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:22,080 You bastards. You're putting me on, aren't you? 24 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,082 You're not really going to book me, are you? 25 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,212 Can I see your license, please? 26 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,562 You're a long way from home, aren't ya? 27 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:55,114 Look, always travel up north when I'm doing a bit of hunting, you know. 28 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:58,863 Get away from it all. Not a lot of pigs down south. 29 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:02,737 Ooh! 30 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,830 This, plus a speeding ticket. 31 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:10,791 It's an order to take this car off the road 32 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:12,747 for good. 33 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,802 - Tires are as bald as a baby's ass. 34 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,424 Amazed it's even running. 35 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:22,132 Body looks like you've thrown it off a fuckin' cliff! 36 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,133 Aw... 37 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:26,303 Come on. 38 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:30,686 Now you take this piece of shit back to town, 39 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,651 and then you get the fuck back where you came from. 40 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:37,944 I don't want to see your ugly mug around here ever again. 41 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,318 You understand? 42 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,616 Or is that too many big words for you? 43 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,088 Mate, you sure you want to give me this? 44 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,211 Bet your life. 45 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:05,641 You have a nice day. 46 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,302 Ta! 47 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:41,378 You fuckin' asshole. Oh, man. 48 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,551 That's how we keep our quotas up out here, son. 49 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,219 Oh, man. "You sure you want to give me this?" 50 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:49,477 Yeah. Pretty sure you just got that rusted piece of shit taken off the road, too. 51 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:50,895 Fuckin' dickhead. 52 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:53,561 Oh, man, did you see the look on his face? 53 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:56,525 What a redneck moron. 54 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:04,451 Jesus! Fuck! Fuck! 55 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:05,948 Fuck, the... 56 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:10,240 Fuck! 57 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:58,621 Shot! 58 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:23,108 Where the bloody hell do you think you're going? 59 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,193 You're crazy, mate! 60 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,612 Not me leg. I think it's broken. 61 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,284 Yeah. 62 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,915 Ah, shut up, you big crybaby. 63 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,383 That'll do, pig. 64 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,797 What do you think you're fuckin' doing? 65 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,974 You know, your little mate's right. 66 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:53,768 I am a pig shooter. 67 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:57,597 You know what I do to pigs who won't stop squealing? 68 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,610 I make 'em stop! 69 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,660 Fuck me. 70 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:22,046 You stupid pair of bastards. 71 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:27,047 Look at the fuckin' mess you made, huh? Now, I gotta clean it up. 72 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,305 They'll fuckin' find us! 73 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,804 They'll find the fuckin' car and then they'll... 74 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,016 Fuck. 75 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:53,911 I want to see my kids. 76 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:00,743 Why? 77 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:07,250 Mate... Mate, wait. 78 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,552 I can make the ticket go away, mate. 79 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:14,258 Or I can make you go away. 80 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,841 Let's go! You are seriously a hero. 81 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:04,905 Hello. 82 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,046 Cool. 83 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:49,492 Hey! Thank you! Thank you! 84 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,561 Have a good trip. 85 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,267 Awesome. 86 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,485 They are so cute. I love them. 87 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:45,648 What are they called again? 88 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,113 The little black one's called Nutella. 89 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,402 Yeah, we have that in Europe, too. 90 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,830 I know it's brown, but it's my little daughter's idea of a joke. 91 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:56,000 And the little one with the broken horn is called Casper. 92 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,669 And, uh, the other one, that's Marley. 93 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,289 - Okay. - Thank you so much. 94 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,420 - It's all right. - Here we are. 95 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,673 Bye-bye, kids. 96 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,176 - Thank you. Auf Wiedersehen. - See ya. Okay. 97 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,853 - See ya, love. - Thank you very much. 98 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,808 So cool. 99 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,621 Oops. 100 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,465 - Hello, and, uh, goodbye. 101 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:18,434 All right, if you keep fighting you're gonna go back to the car. 102 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,240 Motherfucker! 103 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,088 What's wrong with you people'? You afraid to stop or something? 104 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,112 Yahtzee. 105 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:57,038 What the bloody hell are you buggers doing out here? 106 00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:00,044 This is a national park. You can't camp here, mate. 107 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:03,877 Uh... 108 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:08,883 Sorry, we did not know that was the case. About national parks, I mean. 109 00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:10,718 No signs here. 110 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,928 Oh, well, don't get your knickers in a knot, 111 00:25:13,954 --> 00:25:15,881 mate, I'm not a ranger or anything. Eh? 112 00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:19,519 Look at this bloody fire, mate. You haven't put it out properly. 113 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:22,946 All this bloody saltbush around here is dry as a nun's nasty. 114 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,445 You know, one spark, the whole bloody place will go up! 115 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,110 Ah. I... 116 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,785 I did put some water on it. 117 00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:30,279 Yeah? 118 00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:34,117 Well, for all the good you've done, you may as well have pissed on it, eh? 119 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,415 It was a good thing I found you, huh? 120 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,254 Name's Mick. 121 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:40,622 Rutger. 122 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,667 Rutger. Rutger! Eh? 123 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:45,627 Kraut, are ya? 124 00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:48,138 I'm, um... From Germany. 125 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,056 They usually are. 126 00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:54,428 Okay- 127 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:55,971 Oh... 128 00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:59,225 Heii, Fréulein. 129 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:00,726 Hi. 130 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,313 Little bit of German for you. 131 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,315 It's good, Fréulein. 132 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:09,739 As I was saying, mate, if the rangers did find you, 133 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,992 you'd be charged, right'? You wouldn't want that, would you? 134 00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:15,491 No. 135 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,997 As a matter of fact, mate, I'm going back through town, 136 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,836 so I can give you a lift, okay? 137 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:23,048 You know, and set you up in a caravan park for the night. 138 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,759 Right? Yeah? 139 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:28,587 You wouldn't want to be hiking back into town, would you'? 140 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:32,262 No, we were hoping to get lift tomorrow. 141 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:37,101 Like I said, there's no signs here, so did not think we were doing anything wrong. 142 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,229 Well, I'm offering you a lift, mate, you know. 143 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:42,602 So you won't get caught. 144 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:44,686 Um... 145 00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:47,527 Are you sure there's no camping here? I checked on the map. 146 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,862 I just said so, didn't I? 147 00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:57,249 Well, yes, but... 148 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:01,500 Well, you calling me a liar? 149 00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:04,540 Um... 150 00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:09,262 Look, I'm gonna give you one last chance to help you out. 151 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:10,712 All right? 152 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:20,230 Thank you, but, um, we will stay. 153 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:24,105 Sorry about the fire and for making you come out of your way. 154 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:27,275 Don't you turn your back on me, you Nazi bastard! 155 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:40,701 So, let me hear you talk back now, you dopey cunt. 156 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,420 Rutger! 157 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:44,997 Rutger! 158 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:46,915 Rutger! 159 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,251 Rutger! 160 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,217 Let me go! 161 00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:53,923 Let me go! 162 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:02,893 Eh? 163 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:12,358 Keep still. Keep still. Keep fucking still! 164 00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:14,826 Now put your hands together. 165 00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:21,034 Put your fucking hands together, or I'll spread your nose all over your face. 166 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:23,202 Huh? 167 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,663 Now look, I didn't want to do you here, 168 00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:30,634 but your stupid fucking boyfriend forced me. 169 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,716 And now, why wait, eh? 170 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,348 Anyways, my name's Mick Taylor. 171 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:47,484 Pleased to meet you. 172 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,063 You know... 173 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:55,610 I still don't know what you friggin' tourists see in this place. 174 00:28:57,486 --> 00:29:01,286 I mean, is this the way you spend your life, Fréulein? 175 00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:02,366 Eh? 176 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,670 Coming out here and shitting in our backyard? 177 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:09,790 Is that what it's all about, eh? 178 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:11,875 Is it, eh? 179 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,001 I'm talking to you. 180 00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:14,629 Talking to you! 181 00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:19,220 - On... 182 00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:22,010 Oh, look at that, eh? 183 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:41,780 Cookies! 184 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:46,910 Rutger! 185 00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:58,885 Rutger! 186 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:02,388 Rutger, no! 187 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:25,240 Eh? 188 00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:46,470 Shit! 189 00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:48,931 He's tougher than a pig. 190 00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:52,184 Where you crawling off to, Fréulein? 191 00:30:58,774 --> 00:30:59,991 Now, 192 00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:02,823 I promise you. 193 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:10,295 We're gonna spend a nice, long, few months together. 194 00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:12,063 There we go! 195 00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:15,351 Non-smoker. 196 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,689 Gutless Kraut now, huh? 197 00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:25,402 Jesus! 198 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:29,202 Rutger, what are you, part bloody donkey? 199 00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:33,077 Who's the lucky girl, then? That'd make your eyes water, wouldn't it? 200 00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:37,210 Here's a little piggy, here's his snout. 201 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:40,300 Slit him open and his guts fail out. 202 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,551 Get your fucking head out of there. 203 00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:53,313 All good. 204 00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:54,727 The dogs'll like that. 205 00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,393 Oh, you mongrel bastard. 206 00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:02,947 Oh, Jesus. 207 00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:04,987 Come on! 208 00:33:05,275 --> 00:33:06,276 Come on. 209 00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:10,910 Quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest, eh? 210 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,710 Doesn't look fucking easy getting through that fucking breastplate, does it? 211 00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:18,706 Can you fucking believe it? There we are. 212 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:24,048 Oh, no. Rip your heart out. 213 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,171 There we go! 214 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:03,626 Hide and seek, is it? 215 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:27,782 Hey, come on, girly. 216 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,652 Up the ass. 217 00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:38,790 Wait, wait. 218 00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:45,550 You have to run faster than that. 219 00:34:57,804 --> 00:34:59,181 Clever bitch, eh? 220 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:47,154 - Beck? 221 00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:49,072 Becky? 222 00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:50,361 Hello, Angel? 223 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:55,741 I can't hear you, babe. 224 00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,531 Um... 225 00:35:58,698 --> 00:35:59,699 Becky. 226 00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:05,918 Bollocks. 227 00:36:11,211 --> 00:36:12,679 Holy shit! 228 00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:17,100 Help me! 229 00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:20,929 Hey. hey, hey, hey! 230 00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:23,060 What happened? 231 00:36:23,556 --> 00:36:24,557 Did you get hit? 232 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,481 What? 233 00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:29,696 It's all right. Come on! We're gonna get you out of here, all right? 234 00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:34,359 All right. 235 00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:35,819 Whoa. 236 00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:39,872 Hey, is there anyone else? ls there anyone... 237 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:43,042 Who did this shit to you? 238 00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:44,836 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on! 239 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:46,921 Give me your hand, all right? 240 00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:49,131 I don't understand you! 241 00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:55,889 Who's this fucking maggot? 242 00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,650 Who was that? Who was that? 243 00:37:12,272 --> 00:37:14,491 What the fuck is going on here? 244 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:57,491 You'll have to do better than that, asshole! 245 00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:22,850 Oh, shit! It's all right! 246 00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:27,898 Hey, little pigs, little pigs! Let me come in! 247 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:32,651 It's all right! 248 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:40,735 Come on, you fucker! 249 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:45,740 Whoa! 250 00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:50,916 Fuck! Fuck! 251 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:10,431 Hold on! 252 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:20,859 Oh, God! 253 00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:39,882 It's all right. Hang on. It's all right. 254 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:46,100 See you in hell, cunt! 255 00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:48,970 Jesus. 256 00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:50,763 Yeah! 257 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,273 Oh, shit! 258 00:39:58,688 --> 00:39:59,689 Are you all right? 259 00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:07,864 Oh, shit! 260 00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:28,176 Fuck! 261 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:29,852 For fuck's sake, Mick! 262 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,281 Don't! 263 00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:08,049 Fuck! 264 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:20,765 I\\ 265 00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,190 I'm sorry. 266 00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:55,294 Shit! 267 00:45:55,795 --> 00:45:58,969 Shit, shit, shit! 268 00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:01,884 Uh... 269 00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:17,942 Hey! 270 00:46:22,488 --> 00:46:23,740 -- Oh, shit! 271 00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:36,837 What the fuck's wrong with you, you pricks? 272 00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:40,048 Stop, you fucking bastards! 273 00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:53,477 Okay- 274 00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:01,902 Okay- 275 00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:26,510 Hey! 276 00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:28,763 Hey! 277 00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:31,932 Stop! 278 00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:36,771 Here! Hey! 279 00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:51,710 Oh, fuck me. 280 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:00,837 Oh, shit! 281 00:48:22,441 --> 00:48:24,614 Thanks for the truck, blubber guts. 282 00:48:24,985 --> 00:48:26,157 Let's play, eh? 283 00:48:34,286 --> 00:48:35,788 Come on! 284 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:16,954 Oh, shit! 285 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:22,751 Whoops. 286 00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:32,720 Bit of music, eh? 287 00:50:09,298 --> 00:50:10,800 Oh, shit! 288 00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:18,599 Oh, shit! 289 00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:24,697 Hey! Shit! Flying kangaroo! 290 00:50:26,815 --> 00:50:29,910 Oh! Sorry, Skippy. 291 00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:35,578 Hey! 292 00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:45,592 Welcome to Australia, cocksucker. 293 00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:00,975 Come on. 294 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:31,338 Oh! 295 00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:35,573 Come on! 296 00:53:00,469 --> 00:53:02,221 Shit! 297 00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:56,484 You'll have to do better than that! 298 01:00:59,781 --> 01:01:01,749 He's got to be hungry, I know that. 299 01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:04,582 We didn't know whether to wake you. 300 01:01:05,245 --> 01:01:09,125 We're heading to town as soon as you've eaten something. 301 01:01:16,423 --> 01:01:17,595 Phone? 302 01:01:17,591 --> 01:01:19,593 No phones. 303 01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,553 We got shortwave if it was working. 304 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:26,309 It's the magnets. Something weird in the ground. 305 01:01:26,308 --> 01:01:29,403 Even the TV goes on the blink now and again. 306 01:01:29,853 --> 01:01:32,026 Ah, you got to be self-sufficient out here. 307 01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:36,113 It's all right. 308 01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:39,826 You're safe now. 309 01:02:39,172 --> 01:02:40,515 I'm Lil. 310 01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:43,719 This is Jack. 311 01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:46,684 Paul. 312 01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:55,860 Come on, son. Eat up. You'll need your strength. 313 01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:19,926 I made it special for you. 314 01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:29,223 You in there, hero? 315 01:03:32,976 --> 01:03:34,978 You don't want anyone else to get hurt, do you, eh? 316 01:03:36,730 --> 01:03:38,027 He's here. 317 01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:46,540 Don't you worry, mate. I'll see to it. 318 01:04:14,601 --> 01:04:16,274 Get off my property. 319 01:04:16,895 --> 01:04:19,944 Hey, mate. The boy. Hand him over. 320 01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:25,079 I said get the hell away from here. 321 01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:31,580 Now get. 322 01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:56,142 He's gone. 323 01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:58,194 No. No, he's... 324 01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:00,818 He's not. 325 01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:03,946 He will be if I see him again. 326 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:07,203 The car's at the front. 327 01:05:07,278 --> 01:05:09,246 We'll all go out together. 328 01:05:09,781 --> 01:05:10,828 You got the keys, no? 329 01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:12,158 I can't. 330 01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:26,760 Shit. 331 01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:18,604 Hey, baby. 332 01:06:18,683 --> 01:06:21,232 We could have had a good time, you and me. 333 01:09:57,110 --> 01:09:58,453 Please! 334 01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:00,781 Just leave me alone. 335 01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:04,784 Fucking Pommy, eh? 336 01:10:04,867 --> 01:10:06,119 - L... 337 01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:11,628 - Huh. Definitely a Pommy. - Weak as piss. 338 01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:25,407 Obviously don't know the first rule of the Outback, hero. 339 01:11:26,741 --> 01:11:30,837 You never, ever stop. 340 01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:36,217 Could have saved yourself a whole lot of trouble. 341 01:11:42,381 --> 01:11:44,383 Why you here, Pommy? 342 01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:50,557 Please... 343 01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:55,486 I asked you a question. 344 01:11:55,937 --> 01:11:58,565 - Why are you here? - Please... 345 01:11:59,982 --> 01:12:01,859 Please... I didn't... 346 01:12:02,693 --> 01:12:05,116 I didn't mean to interfere. 347 01:12:06,739 --> 01:12:10,209 I should have just left her there and minded my own business. 348 01:12:11,786 --> 01:12:14,790 Well, maybe I can answer it for you, huh? 349 01:12:15,248 --> 01:12:17,501 - You're here for an adventure. 350 01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:21,261 You're here for a bit of excitement, hmm? 351 01:12:23,172 --> 01:12:26,096 - For the thrill, hey? Hey? - Yes. Yes! Yes! 352 01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:27,643 - Something a bit different! - Please. 353 01:12:27,635 --> 01:12:31,265 Please! Just let me out of here. 354 01:12:31,931 --> 01:12:34,229 - And I'll just walk away. 355 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,318 That's a good one. 356 01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:40,107 You expect to come to my fucking country, 357 01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:43,280 waltz around like you own the bloody place, 358 01:12:43,276 --> 01:12:47,452 come between a man and his meal and "just walk away," eh? 359 01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:48,789 Just like that? 360 01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:51,288 Please! Don't! 361 01:12:54,495 --> 01:12:56,589 You owe me, boy. 362 01:12:57,498 --> 01:13:00,217 What made you think you could just take her away from me, huh? 363 01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:01,966 Just wanted to... 364 01:13:01,961 --> 01:13:03,679 Hey? Hey, hey, hey? 365 01:13:03,838 --> 01:13:07,308 Where's your famous English wit, now? Huh? 366 01:13:08,301 --> 01:13:12,898 Even harder to be a smartass with no fucking tongue. 367 01:13:14,181 --> 01:13:16,479 There once was a lad from York, 368 01:13:16,767 --> 01:13:18,861 who picked his nose with a fork. 369 01:13:18,853 --> 01:13:21,481 And when it got stuck, he cried, "I don't give a fuck," 370 01:13:21,647 --> 01:13:24,400 and walked around looking like a dork. 371 01:13:25,985 --> 01:13:29,535 There once was a man, uh, from Kansas, 372 01:13:29,614 --> 01:13:32,083 whose nuts were made of brass. 373 01:13:32,158 --> 01:13:34,060 In stormy weather, he'd clack them together, 374 01:13:34,086 --> 01:13:35,733 and lightning would shoot out his ass. 375 01:13:37,496 --> 01:13:39,874 What are you doing, Pom? Hmm? 376 01:13:41,208 --> 01:13:44,587 There once was an old lady from Wheeling, who had a peculiar feeling. 377 01:13:44,670 --> 01:13:48,265 And she lied on her back, and tickled her crack, 378 01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:50,680 and pissed all over the ceiling. 379 01:13:55,389 --> 01:13:57,483 "Pissed all over the ceiling." 380 01:13:57,558 --> 01:13:59,526 You're a funny little fuck, aren't ya, eh? 381 01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:01,863 English wit, mate. 382 01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:04,028 Where'd you learn those? 383 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,862 Boarding school. 384 01:14:06,567 --> 01:14:07,784 Boarding school, huh? 385 01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:09,783 Pants-down, botty-whackers, eh? 386 01:14:09,862 --> 01:14:12,365 - Only on weekends. 387 01:14:13,908 --> 01:14:16,127 You still know fuck all about my country, 388 01:14:16,202 --> 01:14:18,500 eh, you little Pommy ponce? 389 01:14:18,746 --> 01:14:21,966 There once was an Australian stockman, 390 01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:25,212 lying, dying- 391 01:14:27,088 --> 01:14:29,762 And he got up on one elbow 392 01:14:29,757 --> 01:14:33,853 and he turned to his mates who had all gathered around and he said... 393 01:14:34,804 --> 01:14:37,182 Watch me Wallabies feed, mate 394 01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:39,896 Watch me Wallabies feed 395 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:42,482 They're a dangerous breed, mate 396 01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:43,778 So watch me Wallabies feed 397 01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:45,106 All together now! 398 01:14:45,106 --> 01:14:47,575 Tie me kangaroo down, sport 399 01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:49,573 Tie me kangaroo down 400 01:14:49,986 --> 01:14:52,455 Tie me kangaroo down, sport 401 01:14:52,446 --> 01:14:54,073 Tie me kangaroo down 402 01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:57,080 Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl 403 01:14:57,076 --> 01:14:58,794 Keep me cockatoo cool 404 01:14:59,203 --> 01:15:01,752 Don't go acting a fool, Curl 405 01:15:01,747 --> 01:15:04,296 Just keep me cockatoo cool AH together now! 406 01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:06,377 Tie me kangaroo down, sport 407 01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:08,387 Tie me kangaroo down 408 01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:11,508 Tie me kangaroo down, sport 409 01:15:11,590 --> 01:15:13,137 Tie me kangaroo down 410 01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:16,096 Take me koala back, Jack 411 01:15:16,095 --> 01:15:17,813 Take me koala back 412 01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:20,266 He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac 413 01:15:20,266 --> 01:15:21,859 So take me koala back 414 01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:23,106 All together now! 415 01:15:23,185 --> 01:15:25,153 Tie me kangaroo down, sport 416 01:15:25,229 --> 01:15:26,981 Tie me kangaroo down 417 01:15:27,481 --> 01:15:29,825 Tie me kangaroo down, sport 418 01:15:29,817 --> 01:15:31,615 Tie me kangaroo down 419 01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:34,497 Play your didgeridoo, Blue 420 01:15:34,572 --> 01:15:36,324 Play your didgeridoo 421 01:15:36,323 --> 01:15:38,872 Keep playing 'til I shoot through, Blue 422 01:15:38,951 --> 01:15:40,294 Play your didgeridoo 423 01:15:40,286 --> 01:15:41,629 All together... 424 01:15:43,998 --> 01:15:48,094 Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred 425 01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:51,973 Tan me hide when I'm dead 426 01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:55,555 So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde 427 01:15:55,634 --> 01:15:57,728 And that's it hanging on the shed! Hey! 428 01:16:03,476 --> 01:16:04,819 Fuck me. 429 01:16:07,354 --> 01:16:10,153 You mad little British bastard. 430 01:16:10,608 --> 01:16:11,825 Well, you know... 431 01:16:12,109 --> 01:16:14,032 Where do you know that song from? 432 01:16:14,028 --> 01:16:15,951 Uh... My mother had the record. 433 01:16:16,447 --> 01:16:18,620 - Oh. - We'd listen to it endlessly as kids. 434 01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:22,461 My word, eh? 435 01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:27,004 You are a knowledgeable little prick, eh? 436 01:16:38,844 --> 01:16:39,936 I'll tell you what, mate. 437 01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:43,566 Let's have a fucking drink, eh? 438 01:16:45,226 --> 01:16:47,354 I thought you'd never fucking ask, mate. 439 01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:50,030 "I thought you'd never fucking ask." 440 01:17:19,385 --> 01:17:23,435 Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down 441 01:17:26,517 --> 01:17:28,940 There you are, son. Let's wrap the laughing gear around this one, eh? 442 01:17:29,562 --> 01:17:31,735 Oh. Thanks. It'd be better to have a free hand. 443 01:17:32,273 --> 01:17:35,322 Oh. Thanks for mentioning that. I would never have thought. You know. 444 01:17:35,693 --> 01:17:36,694 There we go. 445 01:17:39,029 --> 01:17:40,531 - Thank you. - Okay. 446 01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:50,962 - Get that up, son. - Thank you. 447 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:52,175 Please. 448 01:17:58,007 --> 01:18:00,009 Here's looking up ya bum. 449 01:18:05,222 --> 01:18:06,269 Whoo... 450 01:18:06,765 --> 01:18:08,108 All right, isn't it? 451 01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:11,775 Tastes like camel's piss but, Jesus, it gives a man a fuckin' buzz. 452 01:18:11,770 --> 01:18:14,489 Rum. It's all me and my mates used to drink back home. 453 01:18:14,565 --> 01:18:16,818 Yeah? Rum, eh? Here's a good one. 454 01:18:16,817 --> 01:18:19,946 My name is old Jack Palmer I once dug for gold 455 01:18:19,945 --> 01:18:22,619 The song I'm 'bout to sing ya Recalls the days of old 456 01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:25,372 When I'd plenty mates around me and the mates would fairly hum 457 01:18:25,451 --> 01:18:28,455 As we all sat together round the old keg of rum 458 01:18:28,913 --> 01:18:32,133 The old keg of rum, the old keg of rum 459 01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:35,594 As we all sat together round the old keg of rum 460 01:18:36,503 --> 01:18:38,301 The old keg of rum... 461 01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:44,638 Australians all, let us rejoice 462 01:18:44,970 --> 01:18:49,851 For we are young and free 463 01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:55,778 With golden soil and wealth for toil 464 01:18:56,148 --> 01:19:00,028 Our home is girt by sea 465 01:19:02,446 --> 01:19:05,165 I hate that fucking song. 466 01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:06,868 "Girt by sea." 467 01:19:06,867 --> 01:19:07,868 Who's "Gert"? 468 01:19:07,952 --> 01:19:10,046 Some fucking big butch lesbian 469 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:12,498 standing astride Sydney fucking heads or something. 470 01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,003 It's a fucking shit song. 471 01:19:17,002 --> 01:19:18,003 Hmm... 472 01:19:18,295 --> 01:19:19,547 Oh, shit. 473 01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:31,439 Now, seeing as you're such an amusing fucking Einstein know-it-all bastard, 474 01:19:32,017 --> 01:19:34,236 I got this little game we can play, huh? 475 01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:36,313 - Kind of like a quiz. Yeah. - Right. 476 01:19:36,397 --> 01:19:40,027 I call it Aussie history. 477 01:19:41,527 --> 01:19:44,747 I ask you 10 questions, you get half of 'em right, so, five, 478 01:19:44,863 --> 01:19:46,581 and then I'll let you go. 479 01:19:46,573 --> 01:19:48,325 Does that sound all right to you? 480 01:19:50,703 --> 01:19:53,923 That's... That sounds fucking brilliant. 481 01:19:53,998 --> 01:19:55,341 Really? 482 01:19:56,583 --> 01:19:58,381 Sorry. I didn't get your name, mate. 483 01:19:58,669 --> 01:20:00,387 Ah. Mick Taylor's the name. 484 01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:03,890 Pig-shooter and general fuckin' Outback legend. 485 01:20:03,966 --> 01:20:05,889 Right. Cheers. 486 01:20:05,884 --> 01:20:08,728 - You ready to rock 'n' roll? - Yeah. 487 01:20:17,896 --> 01:20:19,944 What's that for, Mick? 488 01:20:20,399 --> 01:20:22,151 Oh, I forgot to mention. 489 01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:27,915 For each one that you get wrong, I get to grind off a finger. 490 01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:35,131 So, 1 O questions, 10 fingers. Kind of fitting, you know what I mean? 491 01:20:35,414 --> 01:20:36,757 Of course. 492 01:20:40,502 --> 01:20:42,596 So it's sort of like Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? 493 01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:43,805 Yeah! 494 01:20:43,797 --> 01:20:46,346 Except you don't get to phone a friend if you get one wrong 495 01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:50,020 because you'll be too busy screaming in fucking agony. 496 01:20:55,726 --> 01:20:57,103 All right. 497 01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:00,155 Let's rock 'n' roll then. 498 01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:04,284 All right. We'll start off with an easy one. 499 01:21:04,985 --> 01:21:08,831 What Aboriginal term meaning "waterhole" 500 01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:13,624 is also the name of an Australian surf clothing company? 501 01:21:23,462 --> 01:21:24,463 Billabong. 502 01:21:26,298 --> 01:21:27,299 Very good. 503 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:30,018 - Next one's a bit harder. - Right. 504 01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:32,012 But you're a stinkin' Pom, so you'll be all right. 505 01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:37,819 In what year did the British settle in Australia? 506 01:21:44,066 --> 01:21:45,067 Oh, um... 507 01:21:49,696 --> 01:21:53,496 After Lieutenant James Cook discovered the east coast 508 01:21:53,575 --> 01:21:55,828 and mapped it in 1770, 509 01:21:57,079 --> 01:21:59,832 the First Fleet arrived and settled on 510 01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:04,345 26th of January, 1788. 511 01:22:07,673 --> 01:22:09,516 Does that answer your question? 512 01:22:09,883 --> 01:22:13,353 Jesus! You are a smart cunt. 513 01:22:13,971 --> 01:22:17,066 I might have to let you go on that answer alone. 514 01:22:18,892 --> 01:22:21,236 Where'd you learn all that shit? 515 01:22:21,311 --> 01:22:22,563 I'm majoring in history. 516 01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:26,025 Majoring in history? That's a fucking coincidence, isn't it, eh? 517 01:22:29,027 --> 01:22:31,906 But I am a man of my word, and either way, you know, 518 01:22:31,905 --> 01:22:34,784 I did say 10... 519 01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:36,785 Here we go. 520 01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:42,712 Okay- 521 01:22:47,087 --> 01:22:48,134 Mmm. 522 01:22:49,339 --> 01:22:50,841 Rightio. 523 01:22:51,008 --> 01:22:57,766 In what year did the British start deporting convicts to Australia? 524 01:22:59,766 --> 01:23:02,986 The first 11 ships of the First Fleet arrived with their cargo 525 01:23:03,061 --> 01:23:07,282 of around 780 British convicts in Botany Bay, New South Wales. 526 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:12,906 And a further two convict fleets arrived in 1790 and 1791. 527 01:23:14,823 --> 01:23:18,043 The first free settlers arrived in 1793. 528 01:23:20,204 --> 01:23:21,421 Mick? 529 01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:24,504 Mick? 530 01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:26,252 That's right. Isn't it? 531 01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:28,129 I know it is. 532 01:23:30,339 --> 01:23:31,511 Why? 533 01:23:34,176 --> 01:23:35,177 Um... 534 01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:40,516 I'm not really sure I understand the question. 535 01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:46,989 Why did the British deport convicts to Australia? 536 01:23:48,774 --> 01:23:49,991 Why? Um... 537 01:23:51,610 --> 01:23:52,611 Uh... 538 01:23:54,238 --> 01:23:57,117 Come on, you dumb fuck. 539 01:23:57,115 --> 01:23:58,662 Time waits for no man. 540 01:23:58,742 --> 01:24:01,461 - No, no, no! -Tick, took, tick, took, tick... 541 01:24:01,995 --> 01:24:03,963 First, first... First of all, 542 01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:06,713 after the British lost the 13 colonies 543 01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:10,046 they'd lost their penal settlements in Virginia, in the United States. 544 01:24:10,128 --> 01:24:13,177 And they needed somewhere to put all the criminals 545 01:24:13,173 --> 01:24:14,470 that were stacking up in England. 546 01:24:14,466 --> 01:24:16,685 There were... There were just too many of these people, 547 01:24:16,677 --> 01:24:19,977 and they were just spreading disease and wasting resources. 548 01:24:20,097 --> 01:24:22,191 And, second of all, they... 549 01:24:22,766 --> 01:24:25,690 And just, Australia looked to be as rich in resources 550 01:24:25,686 --> 01:24:26,858 as the Americas. 551 01:24:26,937 --> 01:24:29,736 And obviously the British wanted to settle this before the French did. 552 01:24:30,649 --> 01:24:32,117 Or the Dutch. 553 01:24:33,151 --> 01:24:35,153 Something like that? 554 01:24:36,196 --> 01:24:38,324 Mick, no. What the fuck, man? That's right! 555 01:24:38,407 --> 01:24:42,002 What are you doing? Mick! Fuck! That's the right fucking answer! 556 01:24:42,619 --> 01:24:44,496 What do you want me to fucking... 557 01:24:44,830 --> 01:24:46,958 Fuck! Mick, that's right! 558 01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:50,052 Fuck! That's the right fucking answer, Mick! 559 01:24:50,043 --> 01:24:53,297 Mick! Jesus Christ! No! I got two. Come on! 560 01:24:53,672 --> 01:24:56,221 You don't need to fucking do this! I got them all right. 561 01:24:56,300 --> 01:24:58,598 It's the right fucking answer! 562 01:25:15,068 --> 01:25:16,866 It was fucking right! 563 01:25:16,945 --> 01:25:19,949 - No, it wasn't. - Yes, it was the right fucking... 564 01:25:20,032 --> 01:25:21,375 No, it wasn't. 565 01:25:22,909 --> 01:25:25,082 The right answer is 566 01:25:25,162 --> 01:25:30,589 because they are a pack of Pommy cunts. 567 01:25:36,715 --> 01:25:40,219 No, seriously, you're right, you know, technically. 568 01:25:41,720 --> 01:25:45,224 And that gives me the shits. 569 01:25:51,897 --> 01:25:54,446 Come on. Calm down. Calm down. 570 01:25:54,983 --> 01:25:57,327 Jesus Christ, you're going on like a big girl. 571 01:25:57,444 --> 01:25:58,741 It fucking hurt. 572 01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:02,533 Knock those tears off. Knock 'em off, you bloody suck. 573 01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:08,793 - You all right? - Yeah. 574 01:26:08,872 --> 01:26:12,593 Jesus H. Christ, boy. You all right? You all right? 575 01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:14,218 Yeah. 576 01:26:15,253 --> 01:26:17,381 Right? All right? 577 01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:22,511 All right. 578 01:26:23,428 --> 01:26:28,309 Just one more quick one. An easy one and then I'll get us another drink. 579 01:26:28,308 --> 01:26:30,231 And you can be on your way. Eh? 580 01:26:31,103 --> 01:26:34,607 You're doing real well, mate. You're doing real well. 581 01:26:38,068 --> 01:26:39,570 Cheers. 582 01:26:43,573 --> 01:26:49,125 Now, who's Australia's most famous cricketer? 583 01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:52,166 And not Shane fucking Warne. 584 01:26:57,003 --> 01:26:58,004 Come on. 585 01:27:07,013 --> 01:27:08,105 Come on. 586 01:27:10,350 --> 01:27:13,604 I don't know anything about fucking cricket. 587 01:27:14,938 --> 01:27:17,236 Can you ask me a football question? 588 01:27:17,649 --> 01:27:21,153 You don't have to know about cricket to know who this bloke is. 589 01:27:21,153 --> 01:27:22,905 Just give me a clue. 590 01:27:22,988 --> 01:27:25,707 Well, he's the greatest cricketer of all time. 591 01:27:25,699 --> 01:27:28,043 The Muhammad Ali of fucking cricket! 592 01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:30,208 Oh, shit. Come on, Paul. 593 01:27:30,579 --> 01:27:32,547 It's on the tip of my fucking tongue! 594 01:27:32,539 --> 01:27:35,713 Yeah, well, look. This will be on the tip of your bloody tongue in a minute! 595 01:27:35,709 --> 01:27:38,337 What kind of a bloody idiot you take me for? 596 01:27:38,336 --> 01:27:40,509 What letter does it fucking start with? 597 01:27:40,839 --> 01:27:42,341 CID-II 598 01:27:42,507 --> 01:27:45,511 D... D... D... 599 01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:48,727 - Douglas Jardine. - Fucking Pommy, you idiot. 600 01:27:53,685 --> 01:27:55,687 Dennis... Dennis Lillee. 601 01:27:55,687 --> 01:27:56,779 Not fucking Dennis Lillee. 602 01:27:56,855 --> 01:27:58,698 -It's Dennis fucking Lillee. -It's not Dennis Lillee. 603 01:27:58,690 --> 01:27:59,862 A famous cricketer that starts with "D." 604 01:27:59,941 --> 01:28:02,990 It's not fucking Dennis fucking Lillee. 605 01:28:03,487 --> 01:28:06,036 What the fuck is it then if it's not... 606 01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:08,116 Fuck this! Fuck you! 607 01:28:08,366 --> 01:28:11,415 No, no, no! Please! Please! Jesus Christ, the other hand! 608 01:28:11,411 --> 01:28:13,880 - Eh'? - Use the fucking other hand, Mick! 609 01:28:13,955 --> 01:28:16,799 Is that your wanking hand, is it? 610 01:28:17,834 --> 01:28:19,256 Please yourself. 611 01:28:19,336 --> 01:28:21,714 Mick, it's Dennis fucking Lillee! 612 01:28:22,047 --> 01:28:24,470 Dennis fucking Lillee! Please! 613 01:28:24,549 --> 01:28:28,053 Please! Please! Mick! Mick! Mick! 614 01:28:28,345 --> 01:28:30,222 It's Dennis Lillee... 615 01:28:30,806 --> 01:28:32,103 Give me that fucking hand 616 01:28:32,182 --> 01:28:36,232 or I'll knock your fucking teeth right down your fucking throat. 617 01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:38,363 You understand me? Eh? Eh? 618 01:28:49,157 --> 01:28:51,034 Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! 619 01:28:52,035 --> 01:28:53,161 Oh, no! 620 01:29:30,490 --> 01:29:31,912 Please. 621 01:29:32,617 --> 01:29:34,836 Just let me out of here. 622 01:29:35,078 --> 01:29:36,751 Of course I am going to let you out of there, mate. 623 01:29:36,913 --> 01:29:38,961 You've been a real good sport. 624 01:29:39,749 --> 01:29:43,094 But first I'm going to grab us another drink. All right? 625 01:30:20,498 --> 01:30:22,842 You're going to let me go now? 626 01:30:23,001 --> 01:30:24,719 Yeah, of course I will. 627 01:30:24,711 --> 01:30:27,214 Yeah, I'm going to let you out of here 628 01:30:27,756 --> 01:30:29,850 and then I'm going to take you somewhere else. 629 01:30:29,925 --> 01:30:32,178 - Down there. - No! 630 01:30:33,637 --> 01:30:37,141 'Cause you see, no one really gets out of here. 631 01:30:37,933 --> 01:30:40,186 Well, not in one piece, you know. 632 01:30:41,853 --> 01:30:43,855 Figuratively speaking. 633 01:30:55,825 --> 01:30:57,793 That would just be crazy. 634 01:30:57,869 --> 01:31:00,247 What the fuck is this? 635 01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:06,633 You said you were a man of your word. 636 01:31:06,711 --> 01:31:08,213 I am. I am, mate. 637 01:31:09,881 --> 01:31:13,385 As I said, you owe me, boy. 638 01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:16,555 You took away my plaything. 639 01:31:16,554 --> 01:31:20,980 And so, you'rejust going to have to stand in for a bit. 640 01:31:21,059 --> 01:31:22,561 Okey dokey? 641 01:31:23,728 --> 01:31:27,653 No. You're some fucking faggot freak. 642 01:31:27,857 --> 01:31:29,074 You... 643 01:31:30,527 --> 01:31:32,325 Don't you ever fucking say that! 644 01:31:32,404 --> 01:31:34,998 Don't you ever say that! 645 01:31:35,073 --> 01:31:36,120 Hey! 646 01:31:38,326 --> 01:31:40,749 This will turn you into a woman. 647 01:31:40,745 --> 01:31:45,091 I didn't mean it like that. 648 01:31:47,627 --> 01:31:50,096 - Hey, Mick. 649 01:31:59,514 --> 01:32:00,811 It's Don Bradman, bitch. 650 01:32:09,190 --> 01:32:10,908 You'll have to do better than that, 651 01:32:11,276 --> 01:32:14,029 you Pommy cunt! 652 01:32:32,964 --> 01:32:35,968 Oi! That really bloody hurt! 653 01:32:36,426 --> 01:32:37,928 I think you cracked me skull! 654 01:32:38,511 --> 01:32:41,811 I got claret coming out of me bloody skull, all over the place! 655 01:32:41,890 --> 01:32:43,312 There's blood everywhere! 656 01:32:43,433 --> 01:32:45,811 I hope you're happy with yourself, mate! 657 01:33:01,618 --> 01:33:05,088 Yeah, I reckon by now you ought to have found the dead end. 658 01:33:06,039 --> 01:33:08,963 People have been dying to get out of here. 659 01:33:14,339 --> 01:33:15,431 Fuck! 660 01:33:18,843 --> 01:33:20,436 Oh, Danny boy 661 01:33:21,346 --> 01:33:25,146 The pipes, the pipes are calling 662 01:33:26,267 --> 01:33:28,645 From glen to glen 663 01:33:29,229 --> 01:33:31,152 And down the mountain side 664 01:33:31,439 --> 01:33:36,366 The summer's gone and all the flowers are dying 665 01:33:40,698 --> 01:33:43,167 You've got to be fucking joking. 666 01:34:00,844 --> 01:34:03,267 Here comes Uncle Mick! 667 01:34:07,100 --> 01:34:09,853 Make it stop! Please! 668 01:34:10,270 --> 01:34:12,568 Please, don't leave me! 669 01:34:13,231 --> 01:34:15,154 I'll come back! I'll come back! 670 01:34:16,025 --> 01:34:17,322 Please! 671 01:34:18,945 --> 01:34:21,494 Help me! 672 01:35:17,962 --> 01:35:20,966 Now, about all them bodies. 673 01:35:21,925 --> 01:35:23,427 They deserved it. 674 01:35:23,801 --> 01:35:25,303 All of 'em. 675 01:35:25,303 --> 01:35:26,930 Foreign bastards! 676 01:35:29,807 --> 01:35:32,026 Noxious, bloody weak. 677 01:35:43,905 --> 01:35:46,658 Somebody's gotta keep Australia beautiful! 678 01:35:49,494 --> 01:35:50,495 Fuck! 679 01:35:58,503 --> 01:36:00,426 We're having such a good time. 680 01:36:00,505 --> 01:36:04,351 Singing, and drinking, and carrying on. 681 01:36:04,676 --> 01:36:06,849 Tie me kangaroo down, sport 682 01:36:06,844 --> 01:36:09,347 Tie me kangaroo down Tie me... 683 01:36:09,430 --> 01:36:11,182 - Ah, fuck ya! 684 01:36:11,724 --> 01:36:13,692 Come on! Come on! 685 01:36:13,768 --> 01:36:17,773 Get out of here! Get him! Go on, get away up there. Get on him! 686 01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:43,881 No! 687 01:36:59,022 --> 01:37:01,400 Come on, mate. Where do you think you're going? 688 01:37:01,399 --> 01:37:04,744 I told ya, there's no way out of here. 689 01:37:28,176 --> 01:37:30,770 Fee-fi-fo-fum 690 01:37:31,679 --> 01:37:34,728 I smell the blood of a stinkin' Porn! 691 01:38:07,507 --> 01:38:08,554 Bit rough, ain't it? 692 01:38:12,387 --> 01:38:14,890 Now, where were we? 693 01:38:16,349 --> 01:38:18,647 Yeah, that's right. 694 01:38:20,103 --> 01:38:22,606 You see, in this world, 695 01:38:23,147 --> 01:38:27,118 there's people like me and there's people like you. 696 01:38:27,985 --> 01:38:32,536 And people like me eat people like you for breakfast 697 01:38:32,532 --> 01:38:34,250 and shit 'em out. 698 01:38:36,160 --> 01:38:39,585 You're nothing but foreign vermin. 699 01:38:40,289 --> 01:38:43,543 A stinking introduced species. 700 01:38:44,085 --> 01:38:48,181 And it's up to my kind to wipe your kind out. 701 01:38:51,008 --> 01:38:53,978 And that makes me the winner. 702 01:38:55,179 --> 01:38:56,601 Which makes you... 703 01:40:09,462 --> 01:40:10,679 You got to help me. 704 01:40:11,672 --> 01:40:12,798 You got to help me. 705 01:40:12,823 --> 01:42:12,823 SDH -English - Hope it helped -> bozxphd