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[Howling]

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[Screeching]

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Native american news,

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your source for news
on and off the reservation.

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How.
Bad news today.

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Casino profits down.
Liquor prices up.

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Offensive native american
stereotypes at all-time high.

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Now for weather.

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Look like sun.

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[Warbling]

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[Thunder]

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Make that rain.

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Now for few good news.
Go to pale face reporter.

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How, chief.

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I'm live here at Yellowstone
national park,

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where a rare white buffalo
was born this morning.

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Tourists are pouring in
to see the adorable animal.

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This is just another example
of why Yellowstone

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is our country's greatest national park.

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Son of a bitch!

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[Crash]

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[Bleep]
Technology!

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[Grunts]
Ha ha!

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♪ Brickleberry ♪

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Yellowstone!
Yellowstone! Hmmph!

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They've got a cute animal.

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They didn't have 25 campers
die in their park this month.

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Blah blah blah.

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We shouldn't worry about Yellowstone.

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We could just make some improvements.

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Here's one.

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We are done playing second fiddle

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to that bastard Yellowstone!

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Ah Malloy, if you'de only wear your
little birthday present,

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I'll bet tourists
would flock to see you too.

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I bet you like to see
my tight ass in that,

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you creepy pervert.

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Fine.
Do you know what we're gonna do?

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Drown a homeless man?

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No, we're going to find something
even more adorable

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than their shitty white buffalo.

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We shouldn't loit animals
for monetary gain

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just because Yellowstone is.

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I agree with Ethel.

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So, who's gonna find me an animal

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this dopee tourist can't resist?

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Not me.
I hate animals.

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To be fair, most animals
hate black people.

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And Mexicans.

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Ooh, I would like to volunteer to

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find the cutest animal ever.

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Shit. Anybody else?

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Anybody?

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Okay, Steve, just don't screw it up.

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Remember when you "volunteered"
at the retirement home?

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[People screaming]

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[Mountain lion roaring]

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[Tranquilizer gun firing]

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[People groaning]

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[Breezy music]

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I'll show Woody.

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How hard it could be
to find a cute animal?

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Let's see.

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Ugly, fat, too ethnic.

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Bingo.

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Excuse me, folks.

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[Clatter]
Official park business.

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- Come here, you rascal.
- Oh!

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Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry.

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- Sorry, Sorry.
- Oh! Get away from me!

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[Grunts]
Almost got it.

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Goit it! Luckyly it got
caught in your panties.

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You folks have a nice day.

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Woody is going to love you.

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This is the most adorable animal ever.

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Aw, look at you.

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Aah!

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Oh, my God, you are cute!

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Which is cuter? I don't know.

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The tourist loved the squirrel.

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The hiker, God rest her soul,
loved the rabbit.

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If only I could have both.

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But how?

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[Inspirational music]

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♪ ♪

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That's it!

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You guys just need to [bleep] each other.

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[Playing classical music]

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♪ ♪

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Okay, enough foreplay.

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[Liquid sloshing]

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Yes!
Work it! Get in balls deep!

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Pound it!
Pump it!

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[Breezy music]

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All right, everybody, listen up.

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I have an important announcement.

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This box I hold before you

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contains the cutest animal on the planet.

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It's half squirrel, half rabbit.

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I call it,

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the squabbit!

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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!

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So cute, I can't take my eyes off him.

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Have you ever seen a cuter animal?

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Look at that.

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Oh I just want to cuddle him.

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It's not that cute.

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It's got those taylor swift teeth.

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How do you make a squirrel
and rabbit to mate?

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The same way you get laid.

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I dressed the squirrel up like a whore.

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Dumbass ho!

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Shut your mouth, Denzel.

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Listen, this whole thing
seems very wrong, Steve.

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She's got a point.
It's not natural.

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It's like a freak of nature or something.

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Nah, that one's too easy.

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Woody now I know what you're thinking,

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but please don't make
a spectacle of this poor animal.

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I would never do that.

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[Stars and stripes forever playing]

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♪ ♪

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[Keyboard music]

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♪ ♪

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Wow!
40 million views.

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The squabbit is the best idea
I've ever had.

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Well, actually, I kind of had the idea.

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Oh, come on, Steve.

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There's this new thing called modesty.
You should try it sometime.

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Look, I get it.

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You want to be a part of team squabbit,

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well, I got a special job for you.

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Picking up squabbit shit.

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Oh it's everywhere.
Check under the bed.

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Some of it's mine, but most of it's his.

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Hey fellow, who likes video games?

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[Laughs]
Here, you can have Malloy's.

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Gotta keep our new star
happy and entertained.

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What's that F.U. To God doing here?

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Who? oh!
He lives here.

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Oh, now you have a choice to make,

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because I'm not gonna sleep

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under the same roof as that thing.

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[Crickets chirping]

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[Warbling]

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[Thunder]

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[The circle of life plays]

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♪ ♪

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[Horns honking]

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♪ ♪

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[Cheering]

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Denzel, what the hell are you doing?

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I printed some squabbit merchandise
to make some extra money.

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You can't sell that stuff!

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The squabbit is the sole property

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of Brickleberry national park.

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What? You got child support
payments or something?

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Man, that's racist.

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As a matter of fact, I've been saving up
for tickets to the symphony.

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- Really?
- Nah! I'm just messing with you.

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I got child support payments.

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[Woody snoring]

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Psst!
Come here.

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I'm the cute guy here.

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[Beeps]

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[Microwave running]

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[Long beeps]

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What the...

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You won this round, squabbit.

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Let's see how you handle, "baked potato!"

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[Microwave running]

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I don't get it.
This worked on Woody's hamster.

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[Electric drill running]

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Why won't you die?

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[Door opens]
Huh. It was that easy.

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My squabbit.
What did you do?

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You killed my squabbit!

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I did not mean to kill him that time.

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Get out of my sight!

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You're dead to me, bear cub!

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Get out!

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Oh, God.

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My little squabbit.

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[Sobs]
Why?

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Answer me, God!

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Why?

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Why do bad things happen
to good squabbits?

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[Crackling]

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[Squeaking]

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[Alarm clock beeping]

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[Grumbles]

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What the? It's a miracle!

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Thanks, Jesus.

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Baby squabbits?

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The lord taketh and then
he giveth a shitload.

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Hallelujah!

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So you woke up and
there were six squabbits?

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And this all started
after Malloy cut the first one in half?

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- Exactly!
- Where's Malloy?

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Oh, he's like my dead wife.

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In the woods somewhere.

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[Laughs]

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What a rapid gestation period.

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It must be their mutant dna combin...

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[Mocking stammer]
Deh-deh-deh! Science!

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Shut up!

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Ethel's right.

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Aren't you concerned about
how fast they're reproducing?

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Yeah, of course you agree
with your girlfriend.

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I'm not concerned at all.

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More squabbits, more tourists.

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More tourist more money, right, Denzel?

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Where's Denzel?

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All right, which one you want?

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I got, "I heart squabbits,"

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Squabbitude, "rasta squabbits,"

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Squabbit pissing on a Jesus fish,

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Squabbits [bleep] longer.

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What you want? I got it.

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Oh, I'll take that one in white.

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- Denzel!
- Oh, shit!

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Aah!

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Yo, be cool.
It's my boss man.

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Look, more squabbits!

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We're gonna need extra crowd
control for tomorrow.

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Uh, that's cool, man.

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Yeah, I was just about to give
these folks a tour of, um...

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That dirt road that's too small for cars.

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You mean the hiking trail?

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Yeah, the hypersail.
Whatever.

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Ok. Get back to work then.

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[Crunches]
Oh! Don't worry, I'll take care of that.

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So, let's see, you owe me a 10 for
the shirt and 5 for the finger.

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[Thud]

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Who needs Woody?

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I can make it in the forest.

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I'm a bear!

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[Iphone chimes]

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Siri, I need to schedule
a hot stone massage.

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[Chimes]

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[Laughs]
Hey there, brother bear.

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Looks like I found myself a new friend.

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New record. Three seconds,
and I already hate you.

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Gosh, are you having a bad day
or something?

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Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Yes, we do.

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Huh.

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I always thought that was
just an expression.

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I hope to God you guys have baby wipes.

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Uh, no.

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So you just use dry toilet paper?

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Now, what the heck is toilet paper?

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You are a nasty bastard.

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[Guitar music]

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♪ ♪

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[Birds singing]

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[Thwap]

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Isn't this great?

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We're charging double for admission,
and they're paying it!

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[Laughs]

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Stupid suckers!

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[Thud]

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Woody, these squabbits have eaten

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nearly all the vegetation in the park.

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- We have to...
- Look at this.

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[Toy squeaks]
20 bucks at the gift shop.

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- Oh, man, I sell those for 10.
- 10?

268
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:52,318
Overpopulation of one species
is a problem, Woody.

269
00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:53,235
[Thud]

270
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,071
Yeah, I know.
So is your camel toe.

271
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,531
[Horn honks]

272
00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,575
[Ominous music]

273
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,911
I'm standing here with Woody johnson,

274
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,371
creator of the squabbit.

275
00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:04,997
As far as I'm concerned,

276
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,083
there can never be too many squabbits.

277
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,669
And I like you to make love to me,

278
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,545
right now, on the air.

279
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:12,963
Well, all right.

280
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,924
[Kiss]

281
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,676
Oh!
What the...

282
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:17,593
[Thunderous approach]

283
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,471
You are the smartest man on earth.

284
00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:22,056
[Cheering]

285
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:24,100
Here's $3 million in pennies.

286
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,976
And a nobel prize.

287
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,854
I know. I'm great!
See, Malloy?

288
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:32,066
I was right, you were wrong. Admit it!

289
00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:34,110
[Crunch]

290
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:37,321
[Screaming]

291
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,531
Ow!

292
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:39,615
Aah!

293
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,909
Uhh!
I'm okay.

294
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,911
It was just another wet dream.

295
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:44,995
Aah!

296
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,957
[Dramatic music]

297
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,041
♪ ♪

298
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,876
[Gasps]

299
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:55,631
♪ ♪

300
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,050
[Screaming]

301
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,301
[Squabbits chittering]

302
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:00,886
Listen up.

303
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,347
We've got too many Goddamn squabbits!

304
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,474
The tourist can't even get to the gate.

305
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,269
Damn you Steve this was all
your stupid idea!

306
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,438
Thank you.
It's about time I got a little credit.

307
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:13,441
I am declaring open season on squabbits!

308
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,234
I want every poucher in the state here

309
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,903
to shoot, stab, run over, decapitate,

310
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,989
Eat, kick, or fist those little bastards.

311
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,074
Or we could just relocate them.

312
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,451
We're going to relocate 'em, all right.

313
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,869
[Gun clicks]
To hell!

314
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,830
Everybody grabs some ammo.
It's killing time!

315
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:30,958
Pssh, I'm great at killin' time.
Hee hee.

316
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,126
No you can't just kill them.

317
00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:33,252
Yeah, Woody.

318
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:35,880
Spoken like a couple of
dopey liberal broads.

319
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:39,133
I don't know what bleeds more...
your hearts or your parts.

320
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,844
We have to stop that maniac.

321
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:46,098
How? He doesn't like to be
bothered during killing time.

322
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,602
[Dramatic music]

323
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,479
Are you sure that's a good idea?

324
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:55,149
I mean, it's your idea,
so it... It's gotta be good.

325
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:56,567
You're pretty.
What?

326
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:59,278
I wanna wear your ass like a fake beard.

327
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,322
- What?
- Uh, nothing.

328
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:07,244
[Munching]

329
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:10,414
[Baby panda sneezes]

330
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,126
Who's ready for dinner?

331
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,629
No way!
Honey!

332
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:20,007
Guys, I'm allergic to bees
and I didn't bring my epipen.

333
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,675
Yummy to my bear tummy!

334
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,803
You're having honey for dinner?

335
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,388
It's a Goddamn condiment!

336
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,057
[Gunshot]

337
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,309
[Gunfire in background]

338
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,269
Wow, these things are hard to kill.

339
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,855
We'll see about that.

340
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:38,442
- Stop in the name of pita!
- Oh, great, pita.

341
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,778
- Peta?
- No, pita with an "I."

342
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,988
It's a completely different organization.

343
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,657
I don't know what you heard,

344
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,951
but we haven't harmed a single squabbit.

345
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:49,954
[Funky music]

346
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:52,832
♪ ♪

347
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,166
What, you like the duds?

348
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,709
I could give you a good deal.

349
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:59,713
♪ ♪

350
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:00,673
I knew it!

351
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:03,175
We forbid you from harming
one more squabbit!

352
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,635
And who's gonna stop us?

353
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:08,722
You and a bunch of
picketing pita pussies? Puhh!

354
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,308
Commence operation: Squabbit storm.

355
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,311
[Wagner's Ride
of the Valkyries playing]

356
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:20,025
♪ ♪

357
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,360
You have a whole army?

358
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,945
What do you think we spend our money on?

359
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,406
Starving children? That would be a waste.

360
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:26,407
[Clicks]

361
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,242
Now, just stay cool.

362
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:31,120
Nobodys gonna hurt any animals here.

363
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,038
[Crunch]

364
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,082
Hoo!
It was just a cockroach.

365
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:39,545
[Automatic gunfire]
Aah!

366
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:40,880
[Thud]

367
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,339
Nooooo!

368
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,758
Wait, who the hell was that guy?

369
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:48,804
[Thuds]

370
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,474
You have sin against the animal kingdom,
an act punishable by death.

371
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,559
We're park rangers.

372
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:56,395
Everything we do at this park
is to keep animals safe.

373
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,856
[Bleep]
Bite that mother!

374
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:00,065
[Crunch]
Whoo! I won!

375
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,483
Give me my Goddamn money.

376
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:05,571
[Sentimental piano music]

377
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:11,869
♪ ♪

378
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,997
[Munching]

379
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,124
This ain't that bad.
What is this?

380
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,251
A beaver's asshole.

381
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:22,046
[Vomits]

382
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:24,340
[Water splashes]

383
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,092
This is a low point.

384
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,011
[Moose bellows]

385
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,137
[Bear roars]

386
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,263
[Moose whimpers]

387
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,349
Thank you.
You saved my life.

388
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,142
[Iphone chimes]
I do not know how I could repa...

389
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,937
- Hold on.
- O-M-F-G. I miss u.

390
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,105
Emoticon sad face.

391
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:44,526
I never R-O-T-F-L-M-F-A-O anymore.

392
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,196
I less-than sign three you.

393
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,199
If you want to make out,
I'm gay if you are.

394
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:51,533
[Iphone chimes]

395
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,328
No! I mean, if you want to
make up, I'm game if you are.

396
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:55,704
Goddamn autocorrect!

397
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:59,208
[Suspenseful music]

398
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:04,964
♪ ♪

399
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:21,021
[Dramatic music]

400
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,690
♪ ♪

401
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,733
Okay, you lowlife humans!

402
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:28,320
Prepare to meet your demise in
the most unethical way possible.

403
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,322
Death by cosmetic testing!

404
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,741
What are you gonna do?
Put makeup on us?

405
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,201
[Cell door hinges creak]

406
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:37,496
- Oh, my God!
- That was horrible!

407
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,206
Everythings fuzzy.
Can you see?

408
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:40,332
I can't feel my lips.

409
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,085
Oh, it stings. Oh.

410
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,503
I don't think it was that bad.

411
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:46,839
They shoved lipstick
up my Goddamn dick hole!

412
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:50,050
Me too. Normally I have to
pay 50 bucks for that.

413
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,344
All right, it's time to finish you off.

414
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,849
[Dramatic music]

415
00:16:56,932 --> 00:17:03,188
♪ ♪

416
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,859
I am honored to die
to give you sustenance.

417
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,277
I still love you.

418
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,320
Aah!

419
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,825
[Dramatic music]

420
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,869
[Thud]

421
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:18,203
Now's our chance to get out of here!

422
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,872
Anyone know how to pick a lock?

423
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,290
Allow me.

424
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:25,919
[Moaning, groaning]

425
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,838
Ah-Ahhhh-Ah.

426
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:29,923
[Click]

427
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,050
[Dramatic music]

428
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,887
[All grunting]

429
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,638
We'll be safe up here.

430
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,308
Those stupid squabbits can't climb.

431
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,853
What are they doing?

432
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:43,979
Learning.

433
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,982
[Dramatic music]

434
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:51,612
♪ ♪

435
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:52,529
Screw it.

436
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:53,614
Connie, what are you doing?

437
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,783
I thought you love animals
as much as I do!

438
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:56,825
Uh, not really.

439
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,786
I thought it will make you go down on me.

440
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,662
Uh, I mean, like me.

441
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,623
We can talk about it later.

442
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:07,920
It didn't kill them!

443
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,421
It didn't kill a single one of them!

444
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,590
They're impenetratable from the outside.

445
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,842
Maybe we need to attack
them from the inside.

446
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,095
Like feeding them poisoned food.

447
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,513
They ain't touching those dead bodies.

448
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,015
They only eat living things, like us.

449
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,977
Where are we gonna find
a living thing so toxic,

450
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:27,231
so vile, so afflicted by a disease,

451
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,359
that it could wipe out
an entire population?

452
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:33,862
Hello!
Sorry I'm late, guys.

453
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,614
Pamela Anderson? Jackpot!

454
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:39,118
What's that skinny old man
with the tit job doing here?

455
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,329
[Harmonica music]

456
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,455
♪ ♪

457
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,498
[Birds singing]

458
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,251
Winnie the pooh never had to
deal with this bullshit.

459
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:50,129
[Squabbits snarling]

460
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,673
You can do this.
You're a bear.

461
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:55,300
Just remember those jamboree
bumpkins taught you

462
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,593
out in the woods.

463
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,847
Grrr-Owwwww.

464
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,643
Okay, who ordered the hot stone massage?

465
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:05,727
[Sizzling]

466
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,980
[Kiss]
Thank you, siri.

467
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:11,108
That will be $80.

468
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:15,445
[Lotion sloshing]

469
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,406
So, how are we gonna trick here

470
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,032
into feeding herself to the squabbits?

471
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:22,536
Can we get through one emergency
were you guys don't put on a drag show?

472
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:25,622
Malloy!
Oh, sweet dick eisenhower!

473
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,208
Thank God you're here, little buddy.

474
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:29,376
Ok.
I'm ignoring ziggy stardust.

475
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,128
Somebody else want to
tell me what's going on?

476
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,838
I know it's crazy.
But hear me out.

477
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,882
We have to kill Pam Anderson because...

478
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,008
- I'm in.
- Ok.

479
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:38,343
We know she's infatuated
with cute animals,

480
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,761
but in order for this to work,

481
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,847
we need something extraordinarily cute.

482
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,974
[Singsong]
I've got an idea.

483
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:47,019
[Anchors aweigh playing]

484
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:50,939
So cute. Need to hug.

485
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,525
♪ ♪

486
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:57,029
[Squabbits chittering]

487
00:19:57,112 --> 00:20:01,033
Aah!

488
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,452
[Chittering fades]

489
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:06,288
Oh, Malloy, you did it!

490
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,748
Though we can't forget to thank Steve,

491
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:10,918
the fat moron who made these
things in the first place.

492
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,045
[Fishing line whirrs]

493
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,005
Steve, O-M-F-G!

494
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,882
[Reeling]

495
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,968
[Leaf blower running]

496
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:30,771
[Runs blower at high speed]

497
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,064
Congratulations, rangers.

498
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,399
Killin' time was a huge success.

499
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,901
All the squabbits are dead.

500
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,487
Well, too bad we don't have an animal

501
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,155
to attract tourists anymore.

502
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,281
Don't worry, Woody.

503
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,408
I've created a much safer animal.

504
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,869
I give you the wolverinigator.

505
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:46,912
[Chomps]

506
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,080
Ow!

507
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,164
[All shouting]

508
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,332
[Hissing]

509
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,084
Uhh! Oh!

510
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,252
Aah!
Don't move!

511
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:56,004
He smells fear!

512
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,714
Aah!

513
00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:01,927
[Breezy music]

514
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,428
[Typewriter keys clacking]

515
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:04,846
[Typewriter bell dings]

516
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,020
[Breezy music]

517
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:18,610
♪ ♪