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I, Henrietta Varnadoe,

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hereby bequeath
all of my wealthy

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and worldly possessions
to Denzel Jackson.

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Jackpot!

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Don't worry,
I promise not to spend

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your dead mama's fortune
on anything frivolous.

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Whoo!
Jet pack, mother[bleep]!

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♪ ♪

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[Winces and screams]

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♪ Brickleberry ♪

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Whoo!

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I love you, Woody.
[Chuckles]

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Love you too, Malloy.

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I'll bet you'll be sweet
forever.

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Ai! Ah! ah! ah!

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Will you stop
shootin' at me?

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You're so old and cranky.

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Rangers,
Time for morning inspection...

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What the hell
happened here?

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I organized your desk
for you.

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What?
Where's my expense reports

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and the envelope
full of petty cash?

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It's in the paper shredder.

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You have to let go
of the clutter.

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Oh, God damn it, Ethel.

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You shredded a picture
of my dead mother?

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Clutter.

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I was supposed to shred that.

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It's called "closure"!

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[Panting]
Sorry...Sorry I'm late, Woody.

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Jesus, Williams you are a slob!

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You look like a turd
in a tie.

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And what is that stain
on your Goddamn uniform?

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It's, uh...
It's lasagna.

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Wait.
No, bird shit.

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[Car crashing]

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Woody, I had
a little accident.

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Connie man, you ride
your patrol car again?

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What is this,
the fourth time this month?

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It's not my fault.
You know I have that blind spot.

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That's your neck.

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Woody,
All this screaming and yelling

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is not good for morale.

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Ooh, little miss O.C.D.
thinks she can do my job!

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I could definitely do it.

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Yeah, well, this job's not
as easy as you are, princess.

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Jeez, you're being
a real dick today.

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You wanna see
a real dick?

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[Blows whistle]
Will you stop

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Blowing that
[bleep] rape whistle?

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You know what I mean!
You rangers are a disgrace

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to those national
park service-issued uniforms!

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Woody, you're stressed.

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I mean, isn't Malloy
supposed to be your therapy pet?

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Why don't you go
snuggle with him or something?

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He only gets snuggle
on his birthday,

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and I don't know or give a shit
when his birthday is.

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You people are all
driving me nuts!

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I don't know which one
of you is worse!

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Well, I'm better than Connie.
No, you're not.

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Steve, you're
way worse than me.

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Well, I'm better
than all of you.

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Really? Oh, really?
Steve, you are an idiot.

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[Overlapping dialogue]

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Shut up, shut up.
Shut up! Enough!

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You're all no-good, worthless,
shit-for-brains, lazy...

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Hey, speaking lazy,
where the hell is Denzel?

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What is that Goddamn thing?

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What?
I can't hear you

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Over this badass jet pack.

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Get it outta here!

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Oh, okay.

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Ow!

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My roof!
My Goddamn roof!

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Who's gonna pay
for all this shit?

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I swear to God,
you guys'll be the death...

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[Gasps]

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And Woody had a stroke.

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Uh, what happened?

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Woody,
You had a mini-stroke.

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A mini-stroke is like
a regular stroke, but fun-sized.

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Fun-Sized?

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Whoa, let's not
make light here, Woody.

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This is serious.

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Your blood presure
is the highest I've ever seen.

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Let me just draw some blood.

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Mm.
Oh, dear.

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You know this brings back
memories of that bukkake film

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I did to pay
for medical school.

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Woody, you must cut out
every bit of stress in your life

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or you're going to die,
probably today.

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Die? what can I do, doc?

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Well, do you own
a therapy pet?

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Yeah.
But he won't let me pet him.

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Well, then, Woody, I'm afraid
your only option is suicide.

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Suicide?
[Laughs] No.

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Soothe-inside.

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It's a meditation class
they offer at the clinic.

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Do you think
I'm some kind of new age fairy

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that's gonna sit around
in Indian garb

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and chant, "om, om"?

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I would rather...
[Gasps]

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Oh, darn,
another mini-stroke.

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Woody, I'm sure you won't mind
if I get a few up-skirt shots

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for my private collection.

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Say, "cheese."

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All: Om.
My God, this is gay.

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Hello, travelers.
I'm Astral, your new instructor.

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Hey, buddy,

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I'd like to position myself in her lotus,
you know what I mean?

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Okay, everyone,
close your eyes,

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Inhale a long, deep breath,

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Imagine a calm, serene scene.

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♪ ♪

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Oh!
Up yours, cracker!

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[All complaining at once]

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Nooo!

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Woody, calm down.
Here, pet me.

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I'm kidding.
Attack!

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[All grunting]

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I am gonna choke the life
outta all of you's!

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You can't bitch it if you can't breathe!

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[Groans]

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- Oopsie.
- Woody,

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I have never seen
such a display of raw passion.

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I suggest
a private session.

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I can help you channel
that rage and find inner peace.

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Well, okay.
If it'll help me relax.

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Oh, my God!
What happened here?

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It was a black guy.
I think he had a jet pack.

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Woody, I was driving
and eating lasagna,

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and Connie
crashed into me

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and made me spill it
all over myself.

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But Steve rammed me.

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A man rammed Connie?
What is this, bullshit day?

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I didn't ram her!
Yes, you did, you liar.

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[Both grunting]

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Break it up, you two.

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It is a beautiful morning,
isn't it, rangers?

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You're not gonna
yell at us?

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No, my child.
My anger has flown.

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It's true, I've been trying
to piss him off all morning.

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Cut it out, Denzel.
That thing's dangerous.

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Nah, gettin' between you

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and a bag of Cheetos
is dangerous.

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This is fun.

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Attention, my friends.

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I'd like everyone
to meet the woman

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who saved my life,

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my harbinger of love, peace,
and inner healing.

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Say hello to the new love
of my life.

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New love of your life?

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It'll be that rubber fist down easy.

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Hello, sweet spirits.
My name is Astral.

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Of course it is.

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I have an announcement.

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I am taking a voluntary
leave of absence,

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and I am passing on
my executive duties to Ethel.

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Ethel?

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Woody, I am
more than capable of...

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Great choice, Woody.

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The park will be
so much more efficient,

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and I won't
mini-stroke out

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Because I can actually deal
with the pressures of the job.

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What?
I can deal with it!

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I can deal with anything, you...
[bowl humming]

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Mind your chakras, Woody.

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Don't stray
from your cosmic pathway.

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[Bowl humming]

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Ahh, this is the most
relaxing poop I have ever taken.

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[Video game gunshots]

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Any chance you could do that
somewhere else?

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Astral says this spot
has the best energy.

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Malloy, I'm hoping
that we can be friends.

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[Bleep] Off, weirdo.

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- Malloy!
- Sorry!

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Please [bleep] off, weirdo.

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[Giggles]

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I really like you, Malloy,

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and as a gesture
of our new friendship,

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I painted this for you.

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That look like someone
took a shit on a canvas.

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Bingo, Malloy.
You got a good eye.

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But this scat art isn't the only
new addition to our home.

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Astral's moving in with us.
What?

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Don't worry, you won't even
notice she's here.

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[Both grunting and moaning]
Oh, boy!

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[Both grunting and moaning]

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[Both yelling]

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Woah, isn't...She...Great?

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[Panting]
Guess what.

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She's a squirter.

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Like on a fire hydrant in harlem.

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She could break up a riot
with that thing.

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See you later, squirt.
[Laughs]

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[Door opening and closing]

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[Both grunting and moaning]

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[Both yelling]

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[Bowl humming]

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What are you doing here?
Is the chubby chase over?

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Woody is asleep.

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I just wanted to let you know
that I'm part of his life now.

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We are soulmates
and you should accept that.

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Oh, you think
you're his first girlfriend.

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That's cute.
See, he's had many,

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But it always ends
the same way.

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Malloy, isn't this a nice meal
that Jolene made?

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[Whimpers]

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Mwah.
See you later, honey.

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[Screams]

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Where did she touch you?
point it out on the doll!

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Right there.
[Whistles]

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A lot.

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And you'll be history
soon too, asshole.

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That is how you pronounce
your name right? "Asshole."

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Well I'm not like the others.

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You won't get rid of me
so easily.

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[Chuckling]
And why is that?

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Destiny brought
Woody and I together!

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Nobody's can get in the way of our love,

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and if you try, I will [bleep] kill you!

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Ah!

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Well, I'm glad
we had this talk.

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I'll show that psycho bitch.

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00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,129
What did you say?

226
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I said I love you, mom.

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Ooh, beautiful,
stress-free day.

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I'm starving.

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Must have been from burning
all those calories last night.

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[Laughs]

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Oh, good morning, Malloy.

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Hey, what happened
to your eye?

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Your girlfriend hit...

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The nail on the head
when she told me

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I shouldn't punch myself
in the eye.

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Well, my little honey pot
gives good advice.

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Oh, eggs are done.

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- Woody, your girlfriend's a...
- Squirter?

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Don't I know it.

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It's like a lick Moby Dick's blowhole.

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Yes, your girlfriend's
a squirter.

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That's what I was
trying to say.

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No, she's insane.
She threatened to kill me.

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- Insane?
- Shut up.

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[Chuckles]
I know what you're doing.

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You want your daddy
all to yourself.

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That's not what I'm doing.

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She told me she's gonna
come into my room

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in the middle of the night...

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And tuck me in,
like a real mom.

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00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:11,360
Wow, mister.
That is so cool!

252
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,238
Oh you think that's cool?
Check this out.

253
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,368
[Geese honking]
whoa...ho...whoa...ah!

254
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,954
Oh!

255
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,957
Whoa...Ah! Ah!

256
00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:30,171
Wow!
I-I told you it was cool.

257
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:38,262
Pre-School field trip,
and not a single fatality?

258
00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:41,265
Oh how refreshing.
Just doing my job..

259
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,267
Head Ranger Ethel, over and out.

260
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,478
[Sighs]
Good job, Ethel.

261
00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:47,271
Oh, thank you, Ethel.

262
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,898
Connie, I need your help!

263
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,150
Woody's girlfriend
is bat-shit crazy.

264
00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:54,028
She seemed nice to me.
Maybe you're just jealous.

265
00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:55,905
Yeah, and maybe you're just...

266
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,281
Ugh, I don't even have
the energy to insult you.

267
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,617
Just step on a scale.

268
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,911
Hey! Where's all the danish?
It's bear claw Wednesday!

269
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:05,289
Now it's fresh fruit
Wednesday.

270
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,791
[Spits] Ugh!

271
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,709
This doesn't taste
anything like a donut!

272
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:09,710
I hate it!

273
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:10,961
[Grunts]

274
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,713
Hey, I didn't get
to eat yet!

275
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,090
Uh, but it's okay.

276
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:17,635
My motto is
"efficiency through positivity."

277
00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:20,721
By working together,
we can achieve greatness.

278
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:21,847
[Phone ringing]

279
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,600
Sorry,
Probably really important.

280
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,853
Brickleberry national park.
Head ranger Ethel speaking.

281
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,772
The park expense reports
are late?

282
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,066
We have those?
I'll get right on that.

283
00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,943
[Beep]
Sorry, can you hold?

284
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,820
Hello,
Head Ranger Eth...

285
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,488
Oh, what do you mean
the lake's on fire?

286
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:38,948
[Phone ringing]
Oh, my God, hold on.

287
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:41,117
Ethel, I can't come
to work today, I'm sick.

288
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:45,079
Denzel, I need you here.
Hey, are you on your jet pack?

289
00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:46,497
[Phone ringing]
No.

290
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,874
Hey, look,
it's a flying Black guy!

291
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,251
Maybe.
[Phones ringing]

292
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:53,713
Calm down.
A badger ate your baby's face?

293
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:54,964
[Beeping and ringing]
hold on.

294
00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,966
My emergency scanner's
going off!

295
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,467
This is Ethel!
What's your emergency?

296
00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,677
Ethel, it's Steve.

297
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,804
Did you know that Connie
is afraid of raw fish?

298
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:02,805
What?

299
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:09,395
[Screaming]

300
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,565
I don't want to say,
"I told you so."

301
00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:13,941
Great,
then don't say it,

302
00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:16,152
cause this jet pack
is still awesome.

303
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,362
Oh, shit!

304
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,947
[Screams]

305
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,242
[Siren blaring]

306
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,704
Still awesome.

307
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,581
Denzel, what the hell did you do?

308
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,583
Damn, Ethel.
What happened to being positive?

309
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:35,629
I'm positive. You are...
yeah, right, right, positivity.

310
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,339
Maybe you can't
handle this, Ethel.

311
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,091
Maybe I can't
handle this?

312
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,177
Running this park is a piece of cake!

313
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,344
[Gasps] Oh, no!

314
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,972
I brought up cake
in front of the baby elephant!

315
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:46,390
Run!

316
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:47,892
[Sobs]

317
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:51,228
Wait, Connie,
I didn't mean it.

318
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,986
Oh, God.
Not Steve.

319
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:00,529
[Tires screeching]

320
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:06,160
[Shudders]
Oh, God, you had me worried.

321
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:08,037
I thought you were gonna do
something stupid.

322
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,247
Sorry to disappoint you,
"boss."

323
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:13,042
I don't think a stupid person
saves tourists

324
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,252
or rescues rabid wolves.

325
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:18,047
[Wolves growl]
The wolves! Ah!

326
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,423
Oh, my God!

327
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,303
Malloy, why are you
following me around?

328
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,847
Because I don't want to be alone
with your insane girlfriend.

329
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,766
You have got to stop
acting weird, Malloy.

330
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,059
We're having a dinner party.

331
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,061
This is the first time
daddy's gonna meet

332
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,938
all of mommy's friends.

333
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:37,525
All: O qua tangin wa.

334
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:40,611
O qua tangin wa.

335
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,863
And she's in a cult.

336
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,952
[Speaking in tongues]

337
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,287
Oh, come on, Malloy,
it's not a cult.

338
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,540
It's just Astral's church friends.

339
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,583
They just a little quirky.

340
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,670
Pray to Lord Targissian,
God of the Universe.

341
00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:01,298
May he fill our vessels
with his alien seed.

342
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,343
Hey, makes more sense than Catholicism

343
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,558
Tourism numbers, park budget,
safety inspection,

344
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:14,645
jet pack, Connie's neck,
Steve's fat face,

345
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:16,313
Steve, steve...

346
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:19,066
Steve, you stupid
son of a bitch!

347
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:23,028
[Drums beating]

348
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:26,407
Do you swear loyalty
to Lord Targissian?

349
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,117
Hey, better him
than Obama.

350
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,077
What the hell is going on?

351
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,996
Oh, Malloy, good.
You got the e-vite.

352
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:32,913
Guess what?

353
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,207
They're make me
a full member of the church.

354
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,669
Now, Woody,
there's one last step:

355
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,588
Your sacrificial offering.

356
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,339
Hey, Malloy, could you
grab my checkbook?

357
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,632
Now you're giving them money?

358
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,010
Oh, don't act like
all churches don't have

359
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:49,471
a one-time membership fee
of your entire life savings.

360
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,185
Hey, what the hell
are you doing?

361
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,645
Stealing me
some jet fuel.

362
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,355
They don't sell this shit
at the Exxon station.

363
00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,857
You're under arrest.

364
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,567
Uh, okay.
I'll come with you quietly.

365
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:02,693
Psych!

366
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,320
Hey!
We got a fuel thief!

367
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,530
Go, go, go!
Move, move, move, move!

368
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,699
[Screaming]

369
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:16,415
♪ ♪

370
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,462
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!

371
00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:24,673
♪ ♪

372
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,425
[Empty gun clicking]

373
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,557
♪ ♪

374
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,563
Woah, I lost em.
Good thing I...

375
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,610
Listen to me.
I'm not afraid of you anymore.

376
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:46,028
I'm a bear.

377
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,780
God damn, ow...who does that?

378
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,490
Why don't you
get out of my house?

379
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,075
- Okay.
- Huh.

380
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,077
That was easy.
Wait, what's the catch?

381
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,287
No catch.
Tonight, Woody and I

382
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,331
are jumping
off Brickleberry cliff

383
00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:00,584
and traveling
to a new world.

384
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:04,088
Could you hold on one second,
you crazy bitch?

385
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:06,715
It turns out your little
fun club's a suicide cult.

386
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,093
Do you know that you're gonna
jump off a cliff tonight?

387
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:12,513
Nonsense, tonight is just
the secret church field trip.

388
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,974
Do not go anywhere
with that maniac.

389
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,350
She has you brainwashed.

390
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,394
Oh, no,
not this time, Malloy.

391
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,188
You've run off
every girlfriend I've ever had.

392
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,773
Why can't you
let me be happy?

393
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:25,985
Is this about the petting?
Fine, you can pet me.

394
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,653
But you have to break up
with her.

395
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,196
I don't want
your pity pet!

396
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,323
Look, Woody,
you have gotta believe me.

397
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,409
You are a liar!
Astral's right!

398
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,452
You don't give a shit
about me!

399
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,621
You know what, Woody?
I'm done with you! It's over!

400
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,999
I hope you kill yourself
you ignorant, gullible ass...

401
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,417
[Gasps]

402
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,753
Ahh, that's the cutest stroke
I've ever seen.

403
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,804
Woody...Ethel,
You don't look so good.

404
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:56,223
I been stress eating.

405
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,433
And look who's talking.

406
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,351
You look like
a bucket of hog shit!

407
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,936
Sorry.
You haven't called

408
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,813
the maintenance guy
to repair the washing machines.

409
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,524
I'll get to it.
Connie, tuck in that camel toe

410
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,068
before a plane
tries to land on it.

411
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,194
Sorry.

412
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,529
Ugh!
Denzel!

413
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,114
What the hell
is the matter with you?

414
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,240
Are you drunk again?

415
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:14,992
You drinkin' the 40s

416
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,910
and spillin' out our White women?

417
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,455
Kiss my ass, Ethel.
I'm getting my earth legs back.

418
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,915
Where's your jet pack?
I sold that shit on ebay.

419
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,584
I tried to tell you there's nothing,
but trouble.

420
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,961
No, I tried to tell you
and you didn't listen...

421
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:30,424
[All arguing at once]

422
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,217
Shut up!

423
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,053
God damn it!

424
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:37,806
[Gasps]
Oh...My...God!

425
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,768
Woody was right,
I can't do this job.

426
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,728
I had no idea how much
he had to deal with.

427
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:45,522
We gotta get him back.

428
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,316
- Malloy.
- Yes, Connie?

429
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,484
Where the hell
is Woody?

430
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,319
We need him
to take his job back.

431
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,404
He's gonna jump to his death
off Brickleberry cliff

432
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,281
with his psycho
squirter girlfriend.

433
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,158
Tried to tell ya.

434
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,659
We gotta get
over there fast!

435
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:58,744
Okay, I'll drive.

436
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,287
All: No!

437
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:03,207
So Malloy was right?
We're killing ourselves?

438
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,833
I'm not sure about this.

439
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,170
Nonsense.
It is merely a leap of faith.

440
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,339
Oblivion mother ship will arrive

441
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,050
and take us
to our cosmic paradise.

442
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:16,095
We will be together forever,
living in bliss

443
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,388
with anything
you could ever desire.

444
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,099
Jumbo shrimp?
All you can eat.

445
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,476
[Bleep] it,
okay, let's jump.

446
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:25,229
Oh, man, it's almost time.
We're running late.

447
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:27,564
We can't let anything
stop us.

448
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,358
[Tires screeching]

449
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,444
Right after I get me
some driving lasagna.

450
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,988
All: O qua tangin wa.

451
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:38,492
[Breathing excitedly]
It is almost time, my soul mate.

452
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:41,620
Mmm, mmm.
What I tell You?

453
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,580
Mmm,
you're right, Steve.

454
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:46,750
"Driving lasagna"
does taste better.

455
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,252
Okay.

456
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:49,503
We still got time if we hurry.

457
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,213
Wait, is that a hitchhiker?

458
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,798
[Tires screeching]

459
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:57,219
Well, that was the last
of the disciples.

460
00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:00,389
I guess we're next?
Yes.

461
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,640
Eyes on the prize, Woody.

462
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:04,393
Jumbo shrimp, jumbo shrimp,
jumbo shrimp.

463
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,353
No...No, that's right.

464
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,437
You're turning right!

465
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,856
My left or your left?

466
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,899
Man, we've got to hurry up
and save Woody.

467
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,152
Oh snap!
Is that a two-for-one putt-putt?

468
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,168
Yes!

469
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,004
[Tires screeching]
Wait!

470
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,464
We came
as quick as we could.

471
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,759
Don't do it, Woody!
The park needs you.

472
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,887
Wait, where's Malloy?

473
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,514
He didn't come.

474
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,684
Wow.
[Sniffs]

475
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,395
I guess he really
doesn't care about me.

476
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:50,314
But I do.

477
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:53,859
I've loved you since
the first moment I saw you.

478
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:56,778
[Grunts]

479
00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,616
Nooo!
Woody!

480
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:08,498
Oh, so he's "Malloy,
the talking bear 12" on ebay.

481
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,418
Well, you saved me.

482
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:13,462
You saved my life, Malloy.

483
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,422
I knew you cared about me!

484
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,591
Shut up before I drop you.

485
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,551
What was I thinking?

486
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,428
I don't know how to thank you,
little buddy.

487
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:22,930
And all you rangers,

488
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,474
thank you for always
being there for me.

489
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,476
[Eerie humming]

490
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,644
♪ ♪

491
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,729
The ship!
It's real!

492
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:32,689
I could have been on that ship!

493
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,816
They're partying on there!

494
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,693
Wait, is that Astral?

495
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,779
Is...Is she blowing that guy?

496
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,656
And he's eating
jumbo shrimp?

497
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,408
Jumbo shrimp!
They got jumbo shrimp!

498
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,245
Damn it!
Wait! come back!

499
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,335
I will never forgive you,
Malloy!

500
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,420
As long as I...
[gasps]