1 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:21,980 [Tires screech] 2 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:23,732 [Gunshot, thud] 3 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:29,320 Oh, where those your parents? 4 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,573 Poor little guy. Oh, well. 5 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:33,825 Traumatic memories. 6 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:35,493 At least that's what my scout leader told me 7 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:38,329 when he made me suck his... Hmm... 8 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:40,415 Huh. It does work. 9 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:43,168 Don't worry, little cub. I'll take care of you. 10 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:46,046 Son, never forget us. 11 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,465 Never forget where you came from. 12 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,425 Goo-Goo, gaa... 13 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:52,135 God damn, I'm good. 14 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:53,303 [Gunshots] 15 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:54,471 Malloy, what do you say 16 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:56,556 and connect with nature? 17 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:58,725 I have all the nature I need right here. 18 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,310 Die, you worthless animals! 19 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,437 [Gunshots] 20 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,981 [Beeping, bomb whistles] 21 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,274 [Explosion] 22 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:09,027 Extinction achieved! 23 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:12,947 So this shit was rated "E" for everyone, huh? 24 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:17,911 Aah! 25 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:22,415 ♪ Brickleberry ♪ 26 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,213 Oh, God. It's that day again. 27 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:30,715 It's Malloy's parents' murderversary. 28 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,133 [Gulps] 29 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,595 Don't look guilty. Don't look guilty. 30 00:01:35,678 --> 00:01:37,639 - Steve? - Aah! I'm sorry! 31 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:38,556 Uh, for what? 32 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,141 Uh, uh... 33 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,142 [Grunts] Oh! 34 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,310 For that. 35 00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:43,353 Just wanted to apologize beforehand. 36 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,480 Apology accepted, Steve. 37 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:48,024 Steve, don't you ever hit Connie with a chair! 38 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,317 Use the Connie club. 39 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,652 That's what it's there for. 40 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:52,278 Now listen up, rangers. 41 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:54,739 It's april 22nd. Also known as... 42 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:56,616 The day that Malloy's parents were killed! 43 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:58,409 No. Earth Day. 44 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,246 Why would you bring that up? 45 00:02:01,329 --> 00:02:02,914 Well, not because there's a horrible memory 46 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:04,124 or crushing guilt weighing on me. 47 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:05,291 Oh, look at the time. 48 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,168 Ah! 49 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:11,422 [Pounding on glass] 50 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:16,386 Woody, since when do you care about Earth Day? 51 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,555 Since always, Ethel. 52 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,557 Earth is my planet. 53 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,059 And my planet is full of soupy dipshits 54 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,228 who go to national parks on Earth Day 55 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:28,481 to pretend to give a flying sheep's queef about nature. 56 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:31,484 AKA, this is the day we makes Da Mad Benjamins. 57 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,069 Am I right, Denzel? 58 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,737 Yeah, you would be, if this was the early '90s 59 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:35,738 and you were black. 60 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,365 Actually, Denzel, 61 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:38,616 it wasn't until the late '90s 62 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:39,826 when "Benjamins" entered the black Verna... 63 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:41,369 Oh! 64 00:02:41,452 --> 00:02:44,164 Denzel! It's three steps away! 65 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,006 [Farts] 66 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,177 Ooh, almost had it. 67 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,512 My God! What is the point of this? 68 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:00,847 It's for the environment, Ethel. 69 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,390 I'm trying to return this trout 70 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:04,934 to its natural habitat... that deep fryer. 71 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,436 [Splash] 72 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:07,729 Jackpot! 73 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:09,230 Woody, this is a joke. 74 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:12,233 Your "celebration of nature" is destroying our park. 75 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:17,947 Ethel, that offends me. 76 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:21,034 Now shut up and help me oil up these pelicans. 77 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,121 Malloy! 78 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,873 There's my best little orphaned friend. 79 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:28,499 What is up with you? 80 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:29,709 Every year, around this time, 81 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:31,002 you start acting weirder than usual. 82 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:32,837 Nonsense. [Nervous laugh] 83 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,672 Here, I got you a card. 84 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:38,009 "So your parents died in a gruesome accident. 85 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:42,805 ♪ ♪ 86 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,849 Better luck next time." 87 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,976 Uh, how is this supposed to cheer me up? 88 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,353 What else can I do? 89 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:49,729 How about stick your dick in a beehive? 90 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:50,939 On it. 91 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:52,523 Honeybee or yellow jacket? 92 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:53,858 Whichever one's more aggressive. 93 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,235 Yellow jacket it is. 94 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,820 Huh, [insects buzzing]. 95 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:58,738 It kind of tickles. 96 00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:00,615 Aagh! 97 00:04:00,698 --> 00:04:01,699 Now it's bad! 98 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:04,035 Aah! They're stinging my penis. 99 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:07,121 They are really stinging my penis! 100 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,999 Something must have pissed them off. Oh! 101 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,000 Wow, that actually cheered me up 102 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,543 more than I thought it would. 103 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:14,420 Okay. I'll stick with it. 104 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:16,798 [Groans] 105 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:20,593 Well, time to do my part for the environment. 106 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,011 Well, not only is it quiet, 107 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,472 it's the safest car on the ro... aah! 108 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:36,901 [Moose snorts] 109 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,236 This really is quiet. 110 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:39,737 They can't even hear me coming. 111 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,823 [Bison bellows] 112 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:46,577 [Cell phone rings] 113 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:47,578 What? 114 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:48,830 Malloy, it's Steve. 115 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:50,248 I'm calling from the hospital. 116 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:52,375 Turns out I'm allergic to yellow jackets. 117 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:56,254 The good news is, my penis is now 13 inches... Wide. 118 00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:58,840 Feel free to never call me again, okay? 119 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,384 [Sighs] This is the life. 120 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:04,387 Hello, bear. We need to talk. 121 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:06,389 Jessica Simpson? 122 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:07,473 [Smack] 123 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,728 Oh, so this is the animal 124 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,604 that thinks he is a human. 125 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:15,356 Hello, human. 126 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,443 Can we get you some answering machine? 127 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:20,987 [Laughter] 128 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:23,740 Or perhaps a mcburger king? 129 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:26,743 [Loud laughter] 130 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:29,120 Is this, like, a... Is this Tyler Perry humor? 131 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:31,289 - Because I do not get it. - Silence! 132 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:33,916 Look at these animals that you drove upon 133 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,002 with your fuel-efficient death machine. 134 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:37,795 I didn't see a single animal crossing sign. 135 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,505 So whose fault's that? 136 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:40,798 Screw you, human lover. 137 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,467 Let me eat this pussy, boss. 138 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:43,718 Easy, Joe Wolf. 139 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:44,969 No one will be eating pussy today. 140 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:46,763 Ah, man. 141 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,598 The bear is not to blame. 142 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,433 The humans made him this way. 143 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:54,645 I am Moose Nazir, leader of the animals. 144 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,606 Welcome to my humble home. 145 00:05:56,689 --> 00:06:00,109 Please, bring this honored guest our finest foods. 146 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,944 [Flies buzzing] 147 00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:04,614 So all your other foods are worse than this? 148 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:07,700 Come now, this is a great delicacy for an animal. 149 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,619 I harvest these larvae myself, 150 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:12,705 from the anus of a magnificent elk carcass. 151 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,207 I just had the bottomless bowl 152 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:16,042 of ass maggots at the olive garden. 153 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:19,045 Sorry, I am gonna... Oh, I gotta go home. 154 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:20,797 To the human world? 155 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,131 You don't belong there. 156 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,758 What is so wrong with this place? 157 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:25,760 Um, ass maggots. 158 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:28,388 Fair enough. You are free to go. 159 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:30,348 I just thought you might want to know 160 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:33,267 what really happened to your parents. 161 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:36,229 My parents were accidentally killed by a tourist. 162 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:38,106 Huh? Killed by a tortoise? 163 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,774 No, a tourist. 164 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:42,235 Who you calling a tourist, you uppity little bitch? 165 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:45,071 I've lived here for 273 years. 166 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:48,074 I did blow off Sacagawea's ass! 167 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:52,120 Oh, you poor, misguided bear. 168 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:54,914 You live, eat, sleep among the human rangers. 169 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:58,376 And yet you don't know that one of your beloved rangers 170 00:06:58,459 --> 00:07:00,294 Murdered your parents! 171 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,838 What? That's impossible. 172 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,881 I saw it with my own eyes. 173 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:06,426 Holy shit. Who was it? 174 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,136 I don't know. They all look the same to me. 175 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:10,138 I know which one it was. 176 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,722 The purple one. 177 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,808 Wolves are color-blind, Joe Wolf! 178 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,017 You don't know what the [bleep] you're talking about. 179 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,811 He sounded purple. 180 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:18,146 How could they? 181 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:20,273 Feel the anger surge through your veins. 182 00:07:20,356 --> 00:07:22,483 Let it overtake you. 183 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,318 I want blood. 184 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,737 As dipping sauce for ass maggots, right? 185 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:28,030 No, for revenge. 186 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,783 Well, revenge is a dish best served with ass maggots. 187 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,160 With ass maggots. 188 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:34,203 Seriously, just try one of these ass maggots. 189 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,168 I just don't get it. 190 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,211 Why would a ranger kill my parents? 191 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,297 Because humans are evil. 192 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:47,425 These injuries are just from the Earth Day celebration. 193 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:50,094 Our doctors have been working around the clock. 194 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,846 Dr. Gooseniak. Eport 195 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:54,849 Hmm, this fox has a serious head wound. 196 00:07:54,932 --> 00:07:57,059 Lick it. 197 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,979 This skunk has a severely broken leg. 198 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:01,522 Lick it. 199 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:04,066 And this raccoon has a sprained penis. 200 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,444 Gary, you've sprained your penis every day this week. 201 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:09,197 What can I say? I lead an active life. 202 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,449 Now make with the licking. 203 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:14,035 Humans have always mistreated animals. 204 00:08:14,118 --> 00:08:15,244 What can I do to help? 205 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,663 Malloy, You are the only one 206 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,708 That can communicate our demands to those filthy humans. 207 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:23,878 Take up our cause, and I promise you vengeance 208 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:24,879 for your parents. 209 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:26,380 I'll do it. 210 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:30,593 Oh, I just remembered. I also sprained my balls. 211 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,263 The bad news is, the yellow jackets 212 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,264 that burrowed up my pee hole 213 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,099 made a nest out of my prostate. 214 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,976 Jesus, what's the good news? 215 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,853 I'm pissing honey. 216 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,313 Wow, Malloy. 217 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:44,815 You look so serious. Everything all... 218 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,067 Silence, human. 219 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:47,777 Malloy, what's wrong? 220 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:50,238 You've never called Connie human before. 221 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,156 Because that's what you all are. 222 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,284 And we have a lot of problems with humans. 223 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,578 Oh, yeah? Who's "we"? 224 00:08:57,662 --> 00:09:00,748 Did you make some new furry friends? 225 00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:01,749 Good for you. 226 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,085 Here's a list of all of our demands. 227 00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:05,753 Aw, that's cute. 228 00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:09,131 "Stop polluting. No more motor vehicles. 229 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,342 And more hot, wet goat cooter"? 230 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:12,802 Hell, yeah! 231 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:15,096 I mean, how did that get on there? 232 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:17,139 I mean, baa. 233 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,349 Malloy, that is a bunch 234 00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:20,309 of adorable, time-wasting nonsense. 235 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,311 - Anything else? - Yes. 236 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,897 Turn over the ranger who killed my parents. 237 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,983 - [gasps] - A ranger killed your parents? 238 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,484 Impossible! 239 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,111 No ranger could do something so cruel. 240 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:31,237 Right, Steve? 241 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,989 Steve, shut up. 242 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:35,491 You sound like adele walking up a flight of stairs. 243 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,827 - Sorry. - So Woody, do we have a deal? 244 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:40,788 Aw, daddy's little fuzzy wuzzy wants to be a commie. 245 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:42,707 What're you gonna do if we don't comply 246 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:45,251 with your wittle bittie demands? 247 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:46,669 Strike? 248 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:49,046 How the hell do animals go on strike? 249 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,881 Uh, yeah, I probably should have offered 250 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,633 to help with those signs. 251 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,803 Hey! You! 252 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:57,805 Where are you going? You just got here. 253 00:09:57,888 --> 00:10:00,308 Hey, no one wants to go to a park without animals. 254 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,476 Yeah, it's like going to a lakers game 255 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:03,853 and not getting gangbanged by the team 256 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,688 while my husband pulls the car around. 257 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:08,274 Yeah! What'd she say? 258 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:09,609 [Glass shatters] You two! 259 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,444 Go round us up some animals 260 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,195 who aren't afraid to cross a picket line. 261 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,530 Scabs? 262 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,365 You want us to get you scab animals? 263 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,326 Don't think of them as scabs. 264 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,577 Think of them as improvements. 265 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,037 You know, like when Jar Jar 266 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,331 kicked that star wars franchise into hyperspace. 267 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:24,874 [Laughs] 268 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:27,043 Swims like a fish, talks like a slave. 269 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,210 It's brilliant! 270 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,587 How did george come up with that? 271 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,631 Oh, he's a [bleep] genius. 272 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,719 Oops. My bad. 273 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,012 I didn't mean to kill an animal. 274 00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:40,222 It's okay. Fish are assholes. 275 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,223 [Spits] 276 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,225 You are learning well, young cub. 277 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,646 And for that, I want to give you a gift. 278 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,606 Awesome. Lay it on me, naz. 279 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,524 Oh, what is happening right now? 280 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:51,692 You gotta be kidding me! 281 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,987 Moose Nazir has never let another animal sniff his butt. 282 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,657 Do you have any idea what a big honor this is? 283 00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,743 - No? - You ungrateful bastard. 284 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,495 Let me get in there, boss. I'll sniff you good. 285 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:03,913 I'll get in so deep, 286 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,539 You'll be shittin' boogers for a month. 287 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:06,499 No, Joe Wolf. 288 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:08,292 This honor is reserved 289 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,379 for the son I never had. 290 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,301 I'm an animal. This is what animals do. 291 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,512 Just do it. [Sniffs] 292 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:22,014 Oh... What an honor. 293 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,599 Oh. [Gags] 294 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,059 Oh, you like it? Please. 295 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,727 Grab a sniff for the road. 296 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,857 Scab animals? Has Woody lost his Goddamn mind? 297 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,235 Yes, but this is an opportunity 298 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:35,945 to help neglected and abused animals. 299 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,572 We can give them the life they deserve. 300 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,282 Like this hungry little kitty. 301 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,868 [Cat yowls] Ow! Bastard! 302 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:46,205 [Rat squeaking distinctly] 303 00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:48,582 [Cat screeches] 304 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,460 Look at that man just abusing his dog. 305 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,671 Making him wear an Arizona cardinals jersey. 306 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,423 Excuse me, sir. 307 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,049 Would you happen to have the time? 308 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,843 - Why, yes, it's... - Your dog's a frozen turkey. 309 00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:00,177 Oh, my God! 310 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,304 Then what did I put in the oven? 311 00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:06,642 What's all this? 312 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,936 I'm going through all the old park's security footage 313 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,020 to prove our innocence. 314 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,188 Well, good luck making your way 315 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,399 through countless hours of... Hey, look at this. 316 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:14,942 It's a tape from the same day 317 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:16,485 Malloy ended up on our doorstep. 318 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,696 - [gasps] - Wow, Steve. 319 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,406 You sound like adele going down on me. 320 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:21,449 Is everything okay? 321 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,325 No, it's not. 322 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,452 The jig is up, Connie. 323 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:25,911 There's something I need to admit. 324 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,831 Jar Jar Binks, what are you doing in my room? 325 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,040 [As Jar Jar Binks] Meesa like. 326 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,709 Meesa like you. 327 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,336 Oh Jar Jar, what are you doing? 328 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,504 Jar Jar, this is crazy! 329 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,298 Stop. Stop. Don't stop. 330 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,175 Don't...Oh. Ah. 331 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,342 Oh, that feels good. 332 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,136 [Cat meows weakly] 333 00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:43,179 Jesus Christ! 334 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,097 When I said "scab animals," 335 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,600 I didn't mean animals with scabs on 'em! 336 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,477 Does that cat have feline aids? 337 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:51,937 Nah, just regular aids. [Cat croaks] 338 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,606 Well, there's nothing wrong with the poodle. 339 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,441 He's over there picketing! 340 00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:57,610 [Poodle barks] 341 00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,361 This is a disaster! 342 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,696 The tourists are all gone! 343 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,198 The strike is working. 344 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,741 Soon, they'll give into our demands 345 00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:05,534 and turn over the prick who killed my parents. 346 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,245 [Laughs] Patience, my son. 347 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,747 The strike was just a device 348 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,624 to get the rangers alone and vulnerable. 349 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:15,211 It's time for phase two. 350 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,378 Make them smell your ass? 351 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,673 No. Kill them. All of them! 352 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:20,633 [Chokes] 353 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,259 You know what will help that cough? 354 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,261 A quick butt sniff. [Sniffs] 355 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,596 What the [bleep], Joe Wolf? 356 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,473 You trying to sneak a sniff? 357 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:30,601 No, boss. I just lost my car keys. 358 00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:32,311 I thought I saw 'em in your butt. 359 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,402 All right, Ethel. We tried it your way. 360 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,238 Now we're gonna try it my way. 361 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,365 Give me 100 unmarked, non-consecutive puppies. 362 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,492 And don't try to give me the ones with the dye packs, 363 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:49,119 I'm onto you, mother[bleep]! 364 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,581 Wow, crime does pay. 365 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,041 - You think we have enough? - We should. 366 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:56,168 We knocked over 2 zoos, 12 pet stores, 367 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,419 and a Chuck E. Cheese. 368 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:01,423 ♪ ♪ 369 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,300 Goddamn puppy dye pack! 370 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,474 We will kill the humans, you will have your revenge, 371 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,434 but we won't stop there. 372 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,978 We will punish any animal 373 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,313 who associates with human things. 374 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,606 Ah, Neil. 375 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,441 How are you, my friend? 376 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,277 Just chillin' like a motherbucker. 377 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,903 What's up with you, Moose N? 378 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:26,115 You haven't been enjoying any human food, have you? 379 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,909 Maybe rooting around in the trash can? 380 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,287 You know this is against our rules. 381 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,330 No way. I hate human food. 382 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,582 Ah, shit! Kill him. 383 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,333 Oh, no! Oh! Oh, it hurts! 384 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,794 Whoa, I did not realize you guys were this intense. 385 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,255 That's right. I even ordered the tiger hit 386 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,173 - on Siegfried and Roy. - Wow. 387 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:47,219 I thought that tiger just hated magicians like everyone else. 388 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,804 I cannot believe they killed Neil 389 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,389 for eating a doughnut. 390 00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:52,433 I just need to calm down, relax. 391 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,351 No more human stuff. 392 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,687 Right after I beat gears of war... 393 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,564 And eat a king-sized snicker bar... 394 00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,232 And this buffalo chicken pizza... 395 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,360 And get a happy ending from this filipino hooker. 396 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,154 [Laughs] 397 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,240 Looks like someone's sniffed his last moose ass. 398 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,075 Nice. 399 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,037 [Groans] 400 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,582 "The key to being a safe driver..." 401 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,334 [Thud, tires screech] 402 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,085 Oh, my God! 403 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,254 Wait. You're both still alive. 404 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,839 I'll go call for help. [Groans] 405 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,341 [Gunshot] 406 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,842 [Gunshot] 407 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,177 [Gunshot] 408 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,678 Aah! 409 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,598 Ugh, I can't keep living like this. 410 00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:33,807 I'm gonna do something 411 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,185 I should have done a long time ago. 412 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,397 [Snores] 413 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,690 Connie, wake up. 414 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,275 Aah! [Glass shatters] 415 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,694 Ugh! 416 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,322 Sorry. What's going on, Steve? 417 00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,949 There's something I need to show you. 418 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,700 Steve, that's so sweet, but this is something 419 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,661 I've never told anyone before. 420 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,205 I'm gay. Oh, my God. 421 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,915 It feels so good to finally say it. 422 00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,625 What a burden lifted. 423 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,502 That's not why I'm here. It's this. 424 00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,381 [As Connie] Look at me. I'm Connie. 425 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,590 I'm driving. 426 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,051 Oops! I hit something. 427 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,345 Dum dee dum dum dum dum. 428 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,389 Bang! Shot Malloy's parents. 429 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,515 I'm so stupid. 430 00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:17,226 It was me. 431 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,894 I killed Malloy's parents. 432 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,397 I need to confess to him right now! 433 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,107 But those animals might kill you. 434 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,733 It's what I deserve. 435 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,986 Unless there's some other piece of information 436 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,238 that could clear my name and save my life. 437 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,115 Hmm, not that I'm aware of. 438 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:33,325 [Screams] 439 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:36,912 What have I done? 440 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,831 They're gonna kill Connie. 441 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,792 Screw that fat bitch. Who cares if they kill her? 442 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:42,918 What about you? 443 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,462 Hello? Is anyone there? 444 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,090 I don't know, man. Just do what he said. 445 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:49,925 [Sighs] 446 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,593 What up, my brethren? 447 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,888 I can't believe you would hurt me like this. 448 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,933 Uh oh. Somebody's in trouble. 449 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,310 I have no idea what you're talking about. 450 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:02,521 So you didn't spend all day 451 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,149 on your boxed "x" playing queers of whore? 452 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,401 I can honestly say no to that. 453 00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:10,154 And to think I opened my anus to you. 454 00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,447 I'm sorry, Moose Nazir. 455 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,032 It will never happen again. 456 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,950 Attention, animals. 457 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,786 - I am... - A bloated, ginger she-beast! 458 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,872 But also completely innocent. 459 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,540 That first part was kind of mean. 460 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:23,625 No, Connie, it was honesty, 461 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:24,918 What we need right now. 462 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,296 Malloy, I did it. 463 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,131 I killed your parents. 464 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,466 I should have known. 465 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,468 You're dead, Steve. 466 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,720 Good. Redeem yourself. 467 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,973 Allow your animal instincts to take control. 468 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,601 Eat his face off. 469 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,144 [Laughs] I'm sorry. 470 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,521 It just sounded like you said, "eat his face off". 471 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,565 - I did. - [laughs] I'm sorry. 472 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,984 It just sounded like you said, "I did." 473 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,695 What? Wait, wait, wait. This is crazy. 474 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,989 - Did you just nod? - Do it! 475 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,450 Hey, this might not be the right time, 476 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,203 but are you Khloe Kardashian? 477 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:02,081 You're nowhere near as ugly as you are on television. 478 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,044 And that's the whole story Malloy. 479 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,879 You expect me to believe that you tripped, 480 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:11,131 shot two bears through the head with one bullet? 481 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,424 I know. 482 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,802 Imagine how surprised your parents were. 483 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,678 Come on, Malloy bear. Do it. 484 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,514 Show us you are a true animal. 485 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,600 For once you eat his face, you can never go back! 486 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:22,893 Do it! 487 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,395 Malloy, I deserve to be eaten alive. 488 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,064 Here's some arby's horsey sauce packets 489 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,357 that I think would go great with my face. 490 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,526 Do it now! 491 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,444 Uh, uh. .. 492 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,697 Uh, ah, uh. .. 493 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,533 Ugh, I can't eat his face. 494 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:38,784 You sure I should eat him raw? 495 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,160 Can't I get salmonella? 496 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,538 Proof you are a human lover! 497 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,414 So what if I am? I like my life. 498 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:45,791 I belong with the humans. 499 00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:47,042 And if that bothers you, 500 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,836 I guess you'll just have to kill all of us. 501 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,587 All right. Let's kill all of them. 502 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,173 Ooh, I suck at ultimatums. 503 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,092 Look! Johnny Depp! 504 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,552 Where? Where is Johnny Depp? 505 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,471 ♪ ♪ 506 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,890 Connie, do something! 507 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:02,891 Here. 508 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,727 What should we do now? 509 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,354 Let's start with Connie putting a shirt back on. 510 00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:12,943 ♪ ♪ 511 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,239 Where the hell did all those stupid animals go? 512 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,824 Hey, I'm ready to negotiate! 513 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,285 - Here they are! - Where? Aah! Ow! 514 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,662 ♪ ♪ 515 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:26,623 Now, my little furry friend. 516 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,877 This is how you eat a face. 517 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,087 Ah... 518 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,464 Stop! I didn't want it to come to this, 519 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,508 but you've left me with no choice. 520 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,511 Attack, my children! 521 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:40,637 [Insects buzzing] 522 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,598 No, no, them! 523 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,850 Aah! Them! Attack them! 524 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,226 [Gunshot] 525 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,313 [Bullet ricocheting] 526 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,533 Ha! You missed! 527 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,784 [Ricochet] 528 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,287 You had a gun the whole time? 529 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:10,834 ♪ ♪ 530 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,669 Well, I gotta say, Ethel. 531 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,631 You do put on a better Earth Day celebration than me. 532 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,674 I hope we all learned a valuable lesson... 533 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,635 That everyone needs to respect nature 534 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,470 and be nicer to animals. 535 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,013 Or, when you do kill an animal, 536 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:24,514 replace it with a robot. 537 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:28,268 ♪ ♪ 538 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,519 [Camera shutter snaps] 539 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,313 [Men grunting] 540 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,649 Well, it's that day again, Malloy. 541 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,692 I wanted to say I'm sorry for what I did. 542 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,569 Ah, don't worry about it, Steve. 543 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:38,946 After all, if you didn't kill my parents, 544 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,572 I wouldn't be watching bum fights, 545 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,157 eating this microwave corn dog right now. 546 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,659 Animals don't know what they're missing. 547 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,078 Well, I guess I did you a favor, huh? 548 00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:49,248 Sure. And as a thank you, I got you a surprise. 549 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,501 Mom? Dad? 550 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,086 [Gunshot] 551 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,921 And now we're even. 552 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:57,297 [Laughs] 553 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,721 [Tapping keys, bell dings] 554 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:11,812 ♪ ♪ 555 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:15,899 ♪ ♪