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The hunters got your mother,
baby eagle.

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But you're gonna be okay.

3
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[Gasps]
[Shrieks]

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Mount Brickleberry
is a volcano?

5
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[Rustling]

6
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There's much about Brickleberry

7
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you do not know,
Ethel Anderson.

8
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How did you know
my name?

9
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Our Gods tell us
many things.

10
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Also, once we google

11
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"Spring break 2008
anal creampie,"

12
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safe search off.
Your picture come up.

13
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Nice to meet you
in person.

14
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Can we get back to the part
about the volcano, please?

15
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Our tribe has legend.

16
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One day Brickleberry
will be no more.

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Volcano is sign.

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Come with us to our
people's most holy place.

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Gods create Brickleberry.
Hope it last many season.

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But one day,
Gods tire of Brickleberry.

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Say, once people
of Brickleberry entertain us,

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make us laugh.

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Now, no one watch
their adventures.

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Seasons end,
Gods not renew.

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People say, Gods,
bring back Brickleberry.

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Start online petition.

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Gods not listen.

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If our world's about to end,
why don't you look worried?

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Because we're looking at this.

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Whoo! Spring break,
mother[bleep]!

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[Donkey brays]

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[Screams]

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♪ Brickleberry ♪

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So I surveyed the volcano,
and, scientifically speaking,

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it is very unlikely
to erupt.

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I just wanna say
if that thing does erupt,

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we will not evacuate!

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Well, we'll kinda have to.

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I... Don't... Evacuate.

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I didn't evacuate
during the forest fires of '96,

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the flood of '01,
or the...

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Wait, I thought you said
you evacuated during Katrina.

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No I said I evacuated on Katrina.

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Great girl, Katrina.

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I would've married her

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if she wasn't such a prude
in the bedroom.

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"No anal"
blah, blah, blah.

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Sorry to interrupt,

49
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But I'm gonna need
a half day off tomorrow

50
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to give birth.

51
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- [gasps]
- Wha-wha-wha-wha-what!

52
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- You're pregnant?
- Yeah, for nine months.

53
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I can't believe none of you
noticed my baby bump.

54
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Your body has a lotta bumps.

55
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We can't keep track
of what they all are.

56
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Well, this one's a baby.
Wait.

57
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No, this one's a baby.

58
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Uh, I think.

59
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I'd like to meet the guy
that had sex with you.

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Is he still in there?

61
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I'm a surrogate mother, silly.

62
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Helping a nice gay couple
have a baby.

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Hang on! Y'all are ignorin'
the elephant in the room.

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What? Connie never gets
this much attention.

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How is everybody so calm?
A volcano's about to go off,

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and Connie's obviously
giving birth to the antichrist.

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It's the end
of the mother[bleep] world!

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- Here he goes again.
- Yeah.

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Denzel, last year, you saw
the face of the antichrist

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in 12 different slices
of burnt toast.

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Yeah, maybe the toaster
was set on "anti-crust".

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[Laughing]
[Bleep] you, toaster!

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Laugh all you want,
but I know the antichrist.

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When I was young,
i spent a lotta time in church,

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and my preacher said
the antichrist was real.

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[Speaking in tongues]

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Abba abba foray
seba doo-dah sah dah dey dey.

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Oohra suli rah-dah-dah-diddy!

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Aah dah da oh!

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At least,
that's what I think he said.

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Denzel, you're being ridiculous.

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All I'm saying is,
virgin birth, nice-looking...

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Jesus christ.

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Virgin birth, Connie-looking?
antichrist.

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Uh, guys?
I think my...

86
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Yep, my water broke.

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All: ugh!

88
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Your baby's gay parents
should be

89
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on their way
to the hospital now.

90
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- Oh, good.
- Uh, they should be,

91
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But they just
died in a hilarious car accident.

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What? Oh, no.

93
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Don't fret, Connie.

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It's very easy
to sell a white baby.

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- Ka-Ching!
- No, I'm keeping it.

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Well, good for you.

97
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And bad for Dubai's
open air baby-slave market.

98
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Now, Connie, labor can sometimes
take 24 to 48 hours.

99
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So prepare yourself
for a long...

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Whoa!
[Baby crying]

101
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Damn it, Bodean.

102
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I told you to pack our shit,
not our sheep!

103
00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,038
Oh hey Woody,
what are you doing here?

104
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Ain't you supposed
to be evacuating like us?

105
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Boys, you know
I don't evacuate.

106
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I laugh in the face
of hurricanes, earthquakes,

107
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Godzilla, even Nicki Minaj.

108
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But just between us,
I'm terrified of volcanoes.

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- Why's that?
- Have you ever heard of Pompeii?

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Yeah, I caught that
by screwing Bobby's sister.

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Yeah.
She gave it to me too.

112
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No, you idiots.

113
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Pompeii was an ancient city
that was destroyed by a volcano.

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The people were all covered with lava,

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frozen forever doing whatever
they were doing when they died.

116
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What if I get covered
with lava

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While I'm doing
something embarrassing?

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- Like this guy.
- That's how my daddy went.

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We had to have
a closed casket.

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Focus, hillbillies!

121
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Now I can't have
no archaeologist of the future

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finding me and thinking
I'm some kind of perv

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just 'cause a volcano got me
while I was milking my prostate.

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For health reasons.

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Boys, can you build me
a secret volcano-proof bunker?

126
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We already got one.

127
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We built it to survive
the Obama-lypse.

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This is my beautiful baby.
His name is Donnie.

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- Aww!
- What a pretty name!

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Thanks.
I got it out of a book.

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I didn't have time to
go through the other book.

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"Bacardi, Listerine, Arugula."

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Oh! There's my shopping list.
[laughs]

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Now, Connie,
I'm sorry about this,

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but federal guidelines dictate

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that I don't have
to let you breastfeed at work

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unless you got a real sweet set
of milkies.

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What's wrong with my boobs?

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Besides the fact that you also
have a back set?

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Aah! Antichrist!
Antichrist!

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This is going too far,
Denzel!

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That baby's evil.
I'll prove it!

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- How?
- Through science.

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If I shoot it in the face
and it lives, it's the devil.

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Okay!
Okay!

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Shoot it
if it will shut you up.

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No!

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I thought you were
my friend, Denzel!

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How could you say those
horrible things about my baby?

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[Crying]

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It's just a baby, Denzel.

152
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This has got to stop.
You really upset Connie.

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Next time don't hesitate.
Aim for the fontanelle.

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00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,238
Alright! Enough with
the black baby names.

155
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I guess I should apologize
to Connie and Donnie.

156
00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,409
- Leave the gun!
- Fine!

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Connie, I'm sorry...

158
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[Farts]

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Uh, Donnie, I'm not good
at this apology stuff, but...

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I'm sorry I said
you were the antichrist.

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Maybe when you grow up a little,
you and I can...

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Apology accepted.

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Oh, thanks, Donnie.
You're pretty cool.

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Wait, you can talk?

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Denzel, I'm going
to rip out your dick

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and feed it
to the demons of hell!

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[Growling]

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[Screaming]

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♪ Oh, who's my cute baby? ♪

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♪ You're my cute baby! ♪

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♪ I love my cute baby ♪

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♪ 'cause he's a cute baby!
♪

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♪ cute, cute, cute, cute,
baby, baby, cute! ♪

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00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:52,912
♪ love him! Cute! ♪

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He said he was going
to rip my dick off

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and feed it to a demon.

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He the goddamn
antichrist!

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Seriously?
That sounds horrifying!

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I'm about
to eat a hot pocket.

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00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,505
You want to double-check
it's not beelzebub

181
00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:03,631
before I pop it in
the microwave?

182
00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:05,425
Hot pocket!
[All laughing]

183
00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,717
You're fat!

184
00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,262
Okay! Then why does
that happen?

185
00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:12,807
[Humming]

186
00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:16,727
There's a simple scientific
explanation, Denzel.

187
00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:19,272
Clearly, pesticides
built up in the groundwater.

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00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:21,274
[Donnie crying]

189
00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:22,400
[Birds chirping]

190
00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:23,985
[Birds shrieking]

191
00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:25,987
And how does science
explain that shit?

192
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There are several
avian disorders

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00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,574
that can cause birds
to die mid-flight.

194
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Oh, yeah?
well, what about that?

195
00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:35,663
Hey, look!

196
00:07:35,746 --> 00:07:37,832
It's a sunny circle
and a happy star!

197
00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:38,791
- Aww.
- Yep.

198
00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:41,252
- That sounds about right.
- Aw, come on!

199
00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,424
You can stay with me
in the bunker, cubsie wubsie.

200
00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:49,218
Everyone else will
die in a firestorm of lava.

201
00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,220
Why don't we just move,
you [bleep] maniac!

202
00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:55,725
And voo-la!
Our top secret bunker.

203
00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,229
So is this the elevator
to the bunker?

204
00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,315
Are you sure this thing
is volcano-proof?

205
00:08:02,398 --> 00:08:03,566
Oh, it's everything-proof.

206
00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:06,027
Keeps out zombies,
draculas, dragons...

207
00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:08,029
And jews.

208
00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:10,114
Hot dog!
It's like a dream come true!

209
00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,782
And once this door
is closed,

210
00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:14,285
It can't ever be opened
from the outside.

211
00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:17,121
Ever.
I mean, ev-er.

212
00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:19,081
Uh-Oh, Bobby.

213
00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,750
I think we put the door
on backwards.

214
00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:21,959
Holy shit!

215
00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,878
You mean we're trapped
in here forever?

216
00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:26,422
Oh, no, not forever.
Just till we die.

217
00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:30,343
Well, thanks for boosting
my spirits, [bleep]face!

218
00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,472
Steve,
you're my best friend.

219
00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:36,933
Just give me a chance to prove
what that baby really is.

220
00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:38,392
[Groans]
Not this again.

221
00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:39,894
Come on, Steve!
This volcano...

222
00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:41,812
blew its top on the day
Donnie was born.

223
00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,397
It's a sign
of the apocalypse!

224
00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:44,732
Look at the clouds
around it!

225
00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:46,901
[Ominous music]

226
00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:49,362
All I see is an elephant
flying an airplane and...

227
00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:53,574
Wait, what's that?
a giraffe with titties.

228
00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:55,993
Damn, you stupid, Steve.

229
00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,120
Hey, Connie.
How's the baby?

230
00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,747
I've come to realize
that Donnie...

231
00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,165
is different
from other babies.

232
00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,459
It's about time!
We gotta kill...

233
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,211
He's gifted!
He's so smart,

234
00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:07,588
He likes watching baby Einstein
videos backwards.

235
00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:08,798
Look.

236
00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:11,092
Kill, kill, kill.

237
00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:12,760
Sa...Sa-Tan.

238
00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:15,263
Satan.
My sweet satan.

239
00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:16,597
It's weird.

240
00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,849
I learn as much from Donnie
as he learns from me.

241
00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,978
Like today, he's been
teaching me biblical aramaic!

242
00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:26,607
Al Es-bataar Qumran Iskatu Rakanoth!

243
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,734
Isn't he the cutie-wutest?

244
00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,861
So, um, Connie?

245
00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:33,948
How exactly
was this baby conceived?

246
00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:37,034
It was a pretty standard
artificial insemination.

247
00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:39,745
Okay, my dear,
this won't take a minute.

248
00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:44,500
[All chanting] Ave Satanas!
Sanguis Bibimus!

249
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,877
[Roaring]

250
00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,212
Oh, hell, no.

251
00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,256
You guys are messing
with me, right?

252
00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:52,925
Thanks for coming by.
But I gotta feed Donnie now.

253
00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,934
So we're stuck down here
the rest of our lives?

254
00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,728
At least you're old
and near death.

255
00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:05,146
- Think of me.
- Great!

256
00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:06,731
What are we
supposed to do now?

257
00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,774
Repopulate the earth!
Who wants some?

258
00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,192
Anything else we can do?

259
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,486
I may have installed
an activity center.

260
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,030
Who wants to play Sorry?

261
00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,490
Uh Bobby,
all the pieces are missing.

262
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,075
Damn you, Goodwill!

263
00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:20,828
Oh, you two morons
are really firing up

264
00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:22,330
my irritable bowel syndrome.

265
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,291
Now where's the shitter
in this tooting common tool shed?

266
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:29,670
Oh it's right over...
uh, uh, eh...

267
00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,922
Shit. Where is the bathroom?

268
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,049
Well, remember, Bobby,

269
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,634
You decided to go
with the crown molding

270
00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,093
Instead of the toilet.

271
00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,304
Well, somebody's gotta think
about resale value.

272
00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:40,431
No bathroom?
I've got to go!

273
00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:42,058
Try to take your mind
off of it.

274
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,559
Here, have a snack.

275
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,144
We got prunes, coffee,
refried beans.

276
00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,438
And for dessert we got them
chocolate ex-lax candies.

277
00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:48,814
[Grunts]

278
00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,568
- Sorry I doubted you, Denzel.
- Don't sweat it.

279
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,070
We just need some help from...

280
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,571
- Preacher Vernon?
- Eh?

281
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,615
The antichrist has come.
Just like you said.

282
00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,533
- I said that?
- Uh, kind of.

283
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:00,618
What should we do?

284
00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,495
Let me see
what the snakes say.

285
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,247
[Snakes hissing]

286
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,708
Oh, he like to bite.
Gotta put him back.

287
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:11,003
They say, we got to do a exorcism.

288
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,839
- Did you say "exorcism"?
- I don't know.

289
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,467
I got a lot of snake venom-
related brain malfunction.

290
00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:17,426
Where am i?

291
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,303
Who put these snakes
in my pants?

292
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:24,183
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm,
e-i-e-i-o! ♪

293
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,019
♪ and on his farm,he had a... ♪

294
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:30,481
- Cacodaemon.
- Cacodaemon? Okay.

295
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,233
♪ with a... ♪
[demonic growl]

296
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,984
- ♪ here, and a... ♪
- [demonic growl]

297
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,319
- ♪ there. Here a... ♪
- [demonic growl]

298
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:36,570
[Demonic growl]

299
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:38,280
- ♪ everywhere a... ♪
- [demonic growl]

300
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,700
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪

301
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:45,371
Both: ♪ e-i-e-i-o! ♪

302
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,957
Oh, antichrists love
old macdonald.

303
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,375
Just like it say
in the bible.

304
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,669
Okay. We got holy water,
sharpened stakes,

305
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,921
And a DVD of 'Evil Dead 3'
for him to sign.

306
00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:55,047
We ready.

307
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,674
What chance
do the three of us have

308
00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,092
Against the prince of evil?

309
00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:00,052
The four of us.
I'm in.

310
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,637
I thought
you only believed in science.

311
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,639
Oh, I did,
then I baby-sat little Donnie.

312
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,141
He puked up a giant lizard bat,

313
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,934
Then said something about
sucking [bleep] in hell.

314
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:09,812
[Bleep] science.
let's exorcise that bitch!

315
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,273
All right!
Everybody grab a snake!

316
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:15,693
Now lady, feel free to grab
the one-eyed black one,

317
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:18,279
But don't you dare
touch my penis.

318
00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,030
That belong to Jesus.

319
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,454
Hi, Connie, i...

320
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,456
Shh!
It's little Donnie's nap time.

321
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,875
He can't sleep
unless I play classical music.

322
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:33,753
[Ominous music]

323
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,630
♪ ♪

324
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,467
It's because
he's so intelligent.

325
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:40,885
Do you want to hold him?

326
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,094
[Demonic growl]

327
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,262
No!

328
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:44,180
[Music stops]

329
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,182
I mean,
I just came to tell you

330
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,893
The whole gang sprang
for a spa day for you!

331
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,854
Because you must be so tired
from taking care of a newborn,

332
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,314
Not evil baby.

333
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:55,441
I am pretty worn out.

334
00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:57,860
Donnie drank most
of my blood for lunch.

335
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,195
Mmm!

336
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,614
Well, Steve and Denzel
and their friend

337
00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:03,949
can't wait to take care
of Donnie.

338
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,951
Well, maybe
for a few minutes.

339
00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,872
I'm so excited!

340
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,041
I can't believe Kate Upton
has a side business

341
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,794
where she gives
erotic massages to completion.

342
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,962
Yep.
She'Ll be here any minute.

343
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,214
Just relax.

344
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,091
Let's get rid of those
puffy bags under your eyes!

345
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,518
[Light saber sound effects]

346
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,311
- Zap, boom, boom, boom.
- Zzzzz!

347
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,730
Zibby zap zap zap.

348
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:37,525
- Shoom. boom!
- Boom, zam.

349
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,402
Bring it on, Darth,
you big black son of a bitch.

350
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,906
[Mimicking filtered breathing]

351
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:47,201
Luke, I am your daddy.

352
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,745
No. Wait.
Are you serious, Bobby?

353
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,163
I'ma kill you!

354
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,456
[Bleep] you!

355
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,416
Get off me!

356
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:58,003
This is definitely better
than those horrible prequels.

357
00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,339
[Grunts]
I'm prairie dogging.

358
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:03,217
Quiet! Luke's about
to bite Anakin's nose off.

359
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,094
Oh, I gotta
take a shit so big

360
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,221
Kim Kardashian may try to marry it.

361
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:08,931
I gotta get outta here.

362
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,684
[Yelling]

363
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:14,687
Ha ha ha ha ha!

364
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,898
Uh-Oh.

365
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:28,951
This is it? You four think
you can stop me?

366
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,286
Don't listen to him.

367
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,913
He use his lies to make us
turn on each other.

368
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,456
The preacher said
you're a pussy.

369
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,624
What?

370
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,710
- What's wrong with you?
- Like that.

371
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,379
That's a good example
of what we shouldn't let him do.

372
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:42,006
[Laughing]

373
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:45,301
Oh, laugh now, antichrist.
Because surprise!

374
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,970
We've assembled an exorcism
dream team!

375
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,221
Father quinn!

376
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,432
I'm going to need to be alone
with the child.

377
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:52,975
You don't have
a nanny cam, right?

378
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,226
- Rabbi Maltzman!
- No, no.

379
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,229
You stay in there, demon.
As long as you're comfortable.

380
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,732
I schlepped all the way here from
Brooklyn.

381
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,150
But don't worry about me.

382
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,776
And witch doctor Kuzniak!

383
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,613
Lucky for us, I went to
medical school in Haiti.

384
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:08,282
And Jorge,
who's seen the exorcist

385
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,576
7 1/2 times
and let us use his car.

386
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,620
I'm not with them!
I'm on your side!

387
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,079
Jorge, shut up.

388
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,749
Come on,
let me sell you my soul.

389
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,001
I'll sign whatever contract
Ben Affleck signed.

390
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,002
Whatever!

391
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,754
I was up for a challenge.

392
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:23,964
This is going to be
far too easy.

393
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,883
The power of christ
compels you!

394
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,593
The power of Christ compels you!

395
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:28,761
Shut up.

396
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,346
[All exclaim]

397
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:34,725
So who wants to choose
how I will kill the rest of you?

398
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,937
Blowjobbed to death?

399
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,522
You got it.
By rabid hell hounds.

400
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,608
And here we...

401
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,319
[Crying]

402
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:48,405
I'm going to write Kate Upton
a not-so-nice yelp review.

403
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,532
Ethel, what the hell's
going on here?

404
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,160
We're doing an exorcism
on your crazy-ass devil baby!

405
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:56,330
And we almost got blowjobs,
until you showed up!

406
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,290
Connie, we've got
to trust the lord.

407
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,250
Just like it say
in the bible:

408
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:03,379
"If the exorcism don't go so bueno,
throw that goddamn baby

409
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,172
In a volcano." ha!

410
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,799
What? no!

411
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,342
Sorry, Connie,
But it's the only way

412
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:09,468
to stop the apocalypse.

413
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,220
You're lucky
we got a volcano right here.

414
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,596
Most people with
devil babies gotta

415
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,139
pay for a plane
ticket to Hawaii.

416
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,350
Screw you guys!
Come on, Donnie.

417
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,185
I'll protect you,
I promise!

418
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,230
Get her!
That baby owes us blowjobs!

419
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:26,694
♪ Run away with cute baby! ♪

420
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,654
♪ They trying to kill my cute baby! ♪

421
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:32,241
♪ cute, cute, cute, cute ♪
♪ shit, shit, shit, shit ♪

422
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:35,828
I bet they'll never find me
here at the top of the volcano.

423
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,165
Ah, crap.

424
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,084
You'Ve got to throw
the baby in, Connie.

425
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,585
- He's the devil!
- Never!

426
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,671
Donnie is a perfectly
normal baby!

427
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,548
- Mom.
- What is it, honey?

428
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:50,134
I've got something that's kind
of hard for me to tell you.

429
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,969
- I'm...
- Gay?

430
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,013
No, I'm the son of Satan.

431
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,515
- Oh, that's a relief.
- I was afraid you'd...

432
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:57,975
get mad and throw you
in a volcano?

433
00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:00,561
Donnie, I love you no
matter what you are.

434
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,062
I'm your mother.

435
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,815
Connie, he just told you
he's satan's son!

436
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,400
What does it take, lady?

437
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,901
I got this.

438
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:11,697
Aww.

439
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,199
How could I separate
a mama and her baby?

440
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,076
Like this!

441
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,120
[Grunts]

442
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,663
Ahhh!

443
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,166
[Gulps]

444
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:27,337
Noooo!

445
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:36,013
[Crying]

446
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,978
[Satanic laughter]

447
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,189
Okay, here's what happened.

448
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,815
It actually says here,

449
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,610
"Do not throw a devil baby
in a volcano."

450
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,111
Do not.

451
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,905
Okay, I'm gonna be honest.

452
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,156
Ain't no words
in this book.

453
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,365
Damn it, vernon!

454
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,576
Never listen to a man
drunk on snake venom.

455
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,162
Just like it say right
here in the bible.

456
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,915
Let the apocalypse begin!

457
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,250
[Laughing]

458
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,586
Oh, shit!

459
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,507
[Satanic laughter]

460
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:16,512
[All growling]

461
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,813
[Both screaming]

462
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,776
No, no, no!

463
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:34,196
I said, "put it in her cooter,
then her pooter."

464
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,494
Ohhh!

465
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,372
There!

466
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:46,250
Thank you, prunes.
I think we're okay.

467
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,711
[All yelling]

468
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,383
Oh, well.

469
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,261
Brickleberry last more season
than I thought it would.

470
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,556
I guess this is it, guys.

471
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,183
Denzel, I have something
to confess.

472
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,394
I ate one of your kit
kats a couple of weeks ago.

473
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,979
Oh, we even.
I [bleep] your grandmother.

474
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:08,230
Ethel, I have to confess.

475
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,108
I may give few unnecessary pelvic exams.

476
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,652
Every stripper
in my club has a dong.

477
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,238
Even the one that give me
a tug job on my birthday?

478
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,698
[Laughing]

479
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,200
Especially that one!
Hoo! she's got a biggy!

480
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,202
I love you guys.

481
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:26,331
Donald Sutherland Cunaman!

482
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:29,376
What do you think you're doing,
young man?

483
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,045
I do not raise you to end creation!

484
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,882
- Mom!
- You cut it out, right now!

485
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,384
You're embarrassing me
in front of my friends!

486
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,969
Well, if they only like you

487
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,387
Because you causing the apocalypse,

488
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,681
They're not real friends,
are they?

489
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:43,724
Mom!

490
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,852
I'm going to count to three.
One... two...

491
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,313
[Sighs] Fine!
Whatever!

492
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,565
Sorry guys, my mom is being lame.

493
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:52,482
We'Ll do this later,

494
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:56,028
Like after she dies
on august 30, 2042.

495
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,119
I'm proud of you, son.

496
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,706
I got to go mom.
I kinda belong down there.

497
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,418
My baby's all grown up.

498
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:15,088
- See you in hell, Ma.
- See you in hell, Son.

499
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,762
[Growls]

500
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,474
The apocalypse is over!
We're saved!

501
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,392
[All cheering]

502
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,810
Where're Woody and Malloy?

503
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This next exhibit was found

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In the
ancient ruins of Brickleberry park.

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These three people
and a small bear

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Were covered by lava
when a volcano erupted

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While they were having what
appears to be a gay orgy.

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The Brickleberry four-way is all we know

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About what life was like
in the 21st century.

510
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,334
It must have been a paradise.

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00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,545
We believe it was.
We believe it was.

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00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,506
Ow!

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[Upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪