1
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[jazzy piano music playing]

2
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[clears throat]

3
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Are you okay?

4
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Yeah. Yeah. Just...
just a little hungry.

5
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Well, I'm glad we could
get together tonight.

6
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New Year's Eve is getting
closer and closer.

7
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When we're getting married.

8
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Come here.

9
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Mwah.

10
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And I have terrific news.

11
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I've managed to clear my
schedule between now and then,

12
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so I'm available to help
you two lovebirds

13
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with every aspect
of your wedding planning.

14
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Oh, thank you, Mama.

15
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Oh, sweetheart.

16
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- Mwah!
- Mwah!

17
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Lizzie, why don't you pass
by the house on Saturday

18
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so I can hear all
your wonderful ideas.

19
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All my wonderful ideas.

20
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Yay..

21
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<i>♪ You better watch out ♪</i>

22
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<i>♪ You better not cry ♪</i>

23
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<i>- ♪ You better not pout ♪</i>
- [sighs]

24
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<i>♪ I'm telling you why ♪</i>

25
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<i>♪ Santa Claus
Is coming to town ♪</i>

26
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<i>♪ He's making a list ♪</i>

27
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<i>♪ And checking it twice ♪</i>

28
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<i>♪ Going to find out
Who's naughty and nice ♪</i>

29
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<i>♪ Santa Claus
Is coming to town ♪</i>

30
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<i>♪ He sees you when
You're sleeping ♪</i>

31
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<i>♪ He knows when you're awake ♪</i>

32
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[grunts]

33
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<i>♪ He knows if you've been
Bad or good ♪</i>

34
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<i>♪ So be good
For goodness' sake ♪</i>

35
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142 sheep, 143 sheep, 144 sheep.

36
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<i>♪ You better not cry ♪</i>

37
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<i>♪ Better not pout
I'm telling you why ♪</i>

38
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Maybe we should try
switching sides.

39
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<i>♪ Santa Claus
Is coming to town ♪</i>

40
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<i>♪ He sees you when
You're sleeping ♪</i>

41
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<i>♪ He knows when you're awake ♪</i>

42
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<i>♪ He knows if you've been
Bad or good ♪</i>

43
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<i>♪ So be good, be good
For goodness' sake ♪</i>

44
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<i>♪ Oh, you better watch out ♪</i>

45
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<i>♪ You better not cry ♪</i>

46
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Ah!

47
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<i>♪ You better not pout ♪</i>

48
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<i>I'm telling you why ♪</i>

49
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<i>♪ Santa Claus
Is coming to town ♪</i>

50
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[sobbing]

51
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<i>♪ Yes, he's on his way ♪</i>

52
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<i>♪ He's got toys
All over the sleigh ♪</i>

53
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You never know.

54
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<i>♪ Santa ♪</i>

55
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<i>♪ Santa's coming to town ♪</i>

56
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- [knock on door]
- [Kristina] Lizzie?

57
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Lizzie?

58
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A cute delivery girl
just dropped these off for you.

59
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Shall I read the note?

60
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- Hmm.
- "To my darling fiancée."

61
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Oh, I still love that word.

62
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"Happy Thanksgiving.

63
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"I know you're tired,

64
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"and I can't believe
you have to work today,

65
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but that's also
why I love you so much." Aww.

66
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"Only six weeks
before we get married,

67
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"and I can't wait.

68
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Love you, Josh.
Kiss, kiss, kiss."

69
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- Mm.
- Seriously?

70
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"Ugh"?

71
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I would die for this.

72
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Sorry, I'm just...

73
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oh, wow,
they're so beautiful.

74
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[sighs]

75
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God, they're so beautiful.
I'm so horrible.

76
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Lizzie, babe, are you okay?

77
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fine. I'm just tired.

78
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I'm so tired. But I'm fine.

79
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I'm fine!

80
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Wow, we have a lot
of work to do.

81
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Let's do this. Let's do this.
Oh, my God, I need coffee.

82
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Yeah, I'm going to bring
some crystals,

83
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just to kind of change
this vibe too.

84
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[sighs]

85
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Wow, they're so beautiful.

86
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[announcer] <i>Welcome to Chicago's
Thanksgiving Day parade</i>

87
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<i>On the day when America
just loves to gobble up</i>

88
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<i>-44 million juicy turkeys.</i>
- [smoke alarm beeping]

89
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- Oh...
- Hey!

90
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Oh, I thought I set
the timer lower,

91
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but it should be all right.

92
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Come on. Come on.

93
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God, it's so loud.

94
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- [beeping stops]
- [sighs]

95
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Oh!

96
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Come on.

97
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I love sweet potatoes.

98
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Hi. Happy Thanksgiving.

99
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How are you?

100
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You know...

101
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I don't think
this is working.

102
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Yeah, you're right.
We'll just get some Chinese.

103
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No, it's not the food.
It's this. It's us.

104
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What are you talking about?
We're great together.

105
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No. We want to be
great together.

106
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But if we were
great together,

107
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first of all you'd be able
to sleep with me.

108
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We do it all the time.

109
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Not sex, Billy. Sleep.

110
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Oh, Nic, I...

111
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I haven't been able
to sleep properly in years.

112
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You know that. If I didn't
want to be with you,

113
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- then...
- You what, Billy?

114
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You're way too much of a mess
to have any idea what you want.

115
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Look at this place.
Where do we even...

116
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The T-shirts, okay?
You wanted to sell them,

117
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and you've never
even printed them.

118
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And you wanted to do something
cool with the crates,

119
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but they're just
sitting there.

120
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And you want to be with me.

121
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Guess what?

122
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It doesn't mean anything.

123
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I'm sorry, Billy.

124
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[laughs]

125
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Happy Thanksgiving.

126
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[door opens]

127
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I am going to do something great
with those crates.

128
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[door closes]

129
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[groans]

130
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- Lizzie?
- Sorry. Sorry, babe.

131
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I didn't mean
to wake you up. I just...

132
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I think I'm going to go
for a drive.

133
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- Why? Was I snoring?
- No.

134
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No, it's just...
my mind is spinning.

135
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I can't think of a wonderful
idea I had for the wedding.

136
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And, I mean,
you know how your mom is.

137
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Yeah, she's great, right?

138
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Yeah.

139
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Yeah, she's...

140
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Hey, listen,

141
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if you're stressing out
about the wedding, please don't.

142
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It's going to be great.

143
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You're going to be great.

144
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Thank you.

145
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I know. I'm fine.
I just...

146
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I need to get some sleep.

147
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You want me to come with you?

148
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No, no, no.
You sleep, okay?

149
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My sexy surgeon.

150
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I'll crack this, I promise.

151
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- I love you.
- I love you too.

152
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I'm working nights
this week,

153
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but I will call you tomorrow
at work,

154
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and we can brainstorm.

155
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Table plan.

156
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We need to make
a table plan.

157
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[Andy]
It's a shame, man.

158
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She was the best thing
you got going for you.

159
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I know. I'm surprised
she stayed with me that long.

160
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Yeah, man, you just need
to learn how to sleep.

161
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Billy, get your ass into gear.
Drink on your own time.

162
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Look at poor Vivian.

163
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She's sweating her cute
tush off.

164
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- Screw you, Mark.
- Hey, listen,

165
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when she passes the bar,
I hope she sues your sexist ass.

166
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I think you mean
sexy ass.

167
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Thank you,
but he's right, though.

168
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I was sweating
my tush off.

169
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Now she's got to sue herself.

170
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[laughs]

171
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I can't wait to get
my own place.

172
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How long you been saying that?

173
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Oh, I'm sorry,
do you have money I can borrow?

174
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Because the bank doesn't want to
give me any.

175
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Really? Man, you such a good,
reliable bet too.

176
00:07:01,571 --> 00:07:02,812
[mock laughter]

177
00:07:02,814 --> 00:07:04,648
[glass shatters]

178
00:07:04,650 --> 00:07:08,501
This is wild, man.
All right, I'm going to bounce.

179
00:07:08,578 --> 00:07:09,928
All right.
Catch the game later?

180
00:07:10,005 --> 00:07:11,004
I really can't.
Got to plan for Rosie's party.

181
00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,338
You haven't forgotten,
have you?

182
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Of course I haven't forgotten.
She's my goddaughter.

183
00:07:14,159 --> 00:07:15,508
When is it again?

184
00:07:19,831 --> 00:07:20,680
You were driving at night
in sunglasses?

185
00:07:20,757 --> 00:07:22,089
- Did that work?
- No!

186
00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:23,942
But it might if I keep trying.

187
00:07:24,019 --> 00:07:25,351
I don't know, Krissie. This is
getting serious.

188
00:07:25,428 --> 00:07:26,427
I've always slept well.

189
00:07:26,505 --> 00:07:28,930
Like, lots of lovely
deep sleep.

190
00:07:29,007 --> 00:07:30,449
Now I get an hour at best.

191
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And I have tried everything.

192
00:07:32,769 --> 00:07:34,602
Okay, how about
acupuncture?

193
00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,680
Acupuncture, acupressure,
hypnosis.

194
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- Drugs.
- Doxepin.

195
00:07:37,849 --> 00:07:40,107
Doxylamine. Diphenhydramine.

196
00:07:40,185 --> 00:07:41,518
Quazepam. Zolpidem.

197
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That's a lot of drugs.

198
00:07:42,854 --> 00:07:44,354
Krissie, what am I
going to do?

199
00:07:44,356 --> 00:07:46,690
I don't know, and to be honest,
your timing really sucks.

200
00:07:46,692 --> 00:07:48,692
We're entering Christmas party
season, and we're supposed to be

201
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one of Chicago's leading
event planning companies.

202
00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:53,379
I know. I'm sorry.
I just...

203
00:07:53,456 --> 00:07:55,048
You know what?
This is Josh's mother's fault.

204
00:07:55,124 --> 00:07:57,701
I swear to God, this only
started when she decided

205
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to turn our wedding
into the New Year's Eve

206
00:07:59,054 --> 00:08:00,979
social event of the year.

207
00:08:01,056 --> 00:08:02,147
But you always wanted
a big wedding.

208
00:08:02,224 --> 00:08:03,297
And if anyone
can pull it off...

209
00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:05,800
It should be me, I know.

210
00:08:05,877 --> 00:08:07,319
But right now,
if I don't get any sleep,

211
00:08:07,395 --> 00:08:08,970
it's going to ruin everything.

212
00:08:09,047 --> 00:08:11,439
[screams]

213
00:08:13,552 --> 00:08:15,494
I am so excited
about planning

214
00:08:15,570 --> 00:08:17,070
all of these amazing events!

215
00:08:17,146 --> 00:08:19,239
Okay.

216
00:08:19,315 --> 00:08:21,683
Well, Lindstech's marketing team
is downstairs.

217
00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:22,817
Let's go say hi, huh?

218
00:08:22,894 --> 00:08:23,743
Okay.

219
00:08:26,064 --> 00:08:27,897
It'll be fine.

220
00:08:27,899 --> 00:08:30,825
Just don't call their boss
Mr. Ballsack again.

221
00:08:30,902 --> 00:08:32,919
God. Though to be fair,

222
00:08:32,996 --> 00:08:34,087
his head does look
like a testicle.

223
00:08:35,574 --> 00:08:37,832
Hold up. No--

224
00:08:37,909 --> 00:08:39,092
[all laugh]

225
00:08:39,168 --> 00:08:40,593
I win.

226
00:08:40,670 --> 00:08:42,095
You did.

227
00:08:42,171 --> 00:08:44,189
Speaking of winning,

228
00:08:44,266 --> 00:08:46,266
Andy says that the Winning Post
finally closed.

229
00:08:46,342 --> 00:08:48,342
Great place for Billy's bar.
Just saying.

230
00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:49,677
Okay, Mom and Dad,
I see what you're doing.

231
00:08:49,755 --> 00:08:52,364
Guys, my life's great.
I got no stress, no overhead.

232
00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,107
I make a mean cocktail.

233
00:08:54,183 --> 00:08:56,426
- Yeah, actually, it's good.
- It is pretty mean.

234
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You're welcome.

235
00:08:58,263 --> 00:08:59,520
And you have an awesome
goddaughter.

236
00:08:59,598 --> 00:09:00,613
I do have an awesome
goddaughter

237
00:09:00,690 --> 00:09:02,615
who's about to get a face
full of cream.

238
00:09:02,692 --> 00:09:04,376
Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

239
00:09:04,452 --> 00:09:05,952
[both laugh]

240
00:09:07,606 --> 00:09:09,548
997 sheep.

241
00:09:09,624 --> 00:09:12,942
998 sheep. 999 sheep.

242
00:09:12,944 --> 00:09:15,211
1,000 sheep.

243
00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,799
1,000 sheep?

244
00:09:21,136 --> 00:09:22,802
[sighs]

245
00:09:29,311 --> 00:09:30,885
[announcer]
<i>You're out!</i>

246
00:09:30,962 --> 00:09:31,894
[snaps fingers]

247
00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:39,578
[exhales]

248
00:09:43,141 --> 00:09:44,416
[radio announcer] <i>You're
listening to Late Night on WZU.</i>

249
00:09:44,492 --> 00:09:47,660
<i>Music next. But first,
as Christmas is coming up,</i>

250
00:09:47,737 --> 00:09:51,314
<i>I wanted to read you a poem.
It's called "Snowball."</i>

251
00:09:51,316 --> 00:09:53,091
- [yawns]
<i>- I made myself a snowball.</i>

252
00:09:53,168 --> 00:09:55,409
<i>As perfect as could be.</i>

253
00:09:55,487 --> 00:09:56,928
<i>I thought I'd keep it as a pet
and let it sleep with me.</i>

254
00:09:58,915 --> 00:10:00,432
[gasps]

255
00:10:00,508 --> 00:10:02,083
Oh.

256
00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,010
Oh, my God.

257
00:10:10,335 --> 00:10:12,018
Oh, what the hell?

258
00:10:12,095 --> 00:10:14,170
- I'm so sorry.
- Ow!

259
00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:15,505
Are you okay?

260
00:10:15,507 --> 00:10:17,173
Oh, I'm fine.

261
00:10:17,175 --> 00:10:19,451
You need to get checked out.
I'll take you to the hospital.

262
00:10:19,527 --> 00:10:20,677
I'm fine, really.

263
00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:21,944
Actually...

264
00:10:25,684 --> 00:10:26,683
no wonder
you didn't see me.

265
00:10:26,685 --> 00:10:30,353
Well, no wonder
you didn't hear me.

266
00:10:30,355 --> 00:10:31,129
- Come on, let's go.
- Ow!

267
00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:36,301
- [groans]
- I'm really sorry about that.

268
00:10:38,864 --> 00:10:40,955
Yeah, that looked like
it really hurt.

269
00:10:41,032 --> 00:10:42,456
Oh, yeah, well, you had a great
vantage point.

270
00:10:42,534 --> 00:10:44,458
Contact me if you need to file a
claim with my insurance.

271
00:10:44,536 --> 00:10:46,645
- I'll say it was my fault.
- Well, it was your fault.

272
00:10:48,707 --> 00:10:52,725
I'm kidding. It was my fault.
It was my fault for jogging.

273
00:10:52,802 --> 00:10:55,302
Lizzie Hinnell, event planner,

274
00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:56,979
- "Rendez-vous"?
- It's "Rendezvous."

275
00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:00,641
Never heard of it.

276
00:11:00,719 --> 00:11:02,494
Okay, well,
what do you do, then?

277
00:11:02,570 --> 00:11:04,311
Billy Wilson,
barman, McVeigh's.

278
00:11:04,389 --> 00:11:05,722
We pronounce it "McVoix."

279
00:11:05,724 --> 00:11:07,573
- Mm, never heard of it.
- You probably wouldn't have.

280
00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:10,560
It doesn't seem
like your kind of place.

281
00:11:10,562 --> 00:11:12,729
Oh, yeah?
Well, what's my kind of place?

282
00:11:12,731 --> 00:11:14,898
Let me take a stab
in the dark here.

283
00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:17,233
Someplace that serve
chilled rosé on a terrace

284
00:11:17,235 --> 00:11:18,826
with little fairy lights
overlooking the city.

285
00:11:18,904 --> 00:11:19,844
That sounds amazing,
actually, yeah.

286
00:11:19,921 --> 00:11:21,905
Someplace that plays music
like this.

287
00:11:21,907 --> 00:11:23,497
- You like this song?
- I do.

288
00:11:23,575 --> 00:11:25,517
Is there something wrong
with that?

289
00:11:25,593 --> 00:11:27,852
- Yeah, the music and the lyrics.
- That's not funny. That's rude.

290
00:11:27,929 --> 00:11:29,187
Can you just stop touching
my stuff, please?

291
00:11:29,264 --> 00:11:30,355
- It's hot in here.
- Thank you.

292
00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:31,931
Take your hoodie off, then.

293
00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:33,099
Hoodie? What are you, 12?

294
00:11:36,012 --> 00:11:38,179
[engine shuts off, car beeps]

295
00:11:38,256 --> 00:11:38,938
[romantic pop music playing
on radio]

296
00:11:42,610 --> 00:11:44,035
[sighs and groans]

297
00:11:44,112 --> 00:11:45,945
Are we going to get out?

298
00:11:46,022 --> 00:11:47,706
Well, I mean, you know, aren't
you going to finish this song?

299
00:11:47,782 --> 00:11:48,489
You like it so much.

300
00:11:50,618 --> 00:11:52,618
That's a great idea.

301
00:11:52,695 --> 00:11:54,528
Really? I was kidding.
But...

302
00:11:54,606 --> 00:11:55,880
No, I'm happy to stay here.

303
00:11:57,792 --> 00:11:59,718
Well, I'm happy
to stay here too.

304
00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:07,041
♪ Turn the lights
Turn the lights down low ♪

305
00:12:07,118 --> 00:12:09,043
Hmm, tone-deaf, huh?

306
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,562
Well, I wasn't trying
to sing it

307
00:12:10,638 --> 00:12:12,397
like I'd normally sing, but--

308
00:12:12,474 --> 00:12:13,556
No, I'm sure.

309
00:12:15,143 --> 00:12:16,234
Why don't you sing it?

310
00:12:16,311 --> 00:12:17,185
Oh, I'm good.

311
00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:28,562
[ambulance siren blaring]

312
00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,582
[police radio squawking]

313
00:12:30,658 --> 00:12:33,567
[indistinct chattering]

314
00:12:33,645 --> 00:12:34,978
It's fine. There's nothing wrong
with me.

315
00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:36,254
All right, try to calm down. You
were unconscious.

316
00:12:36,331 --> 00:12:39,482
Had a report of two unconscious
patients in a vehicle.

317
00:12:39,484 --> 00:12:41,242
[laughs]
I wasn't unconscious.

318
00:12:41,319 --> 00:12:43,669
- We were sleeping.
- What's going on?

319
00:12:43,746 --> 00:12:45,154
Easy, ma'am.
You seem confused.

320
00:12:45,156 --> 00:12:46,097
Yeah. I am confused.

321
00:12:47,993 --> 00:12:49,934
Did I just sleep?

322
00:12:50,011 --> 00:12:51,936
Oh, my God. Yes.

323
00:12:52,013 --> 00:12:54,088
Yes. I slept.

324
00:12:54,165 --> 00:12:55,422
Yeah?

325
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,184
Thank you, Dwayne,
for making sure we weren't dead.

326
00:12:58,261 --> 00:13:00,670
What time is it?

327
00:13:00,672 --> 00:13:02,113
1:30.

328
00:13:02,190 --> 00:13:03,597
In the afternoon?

329
00:13:03,675 --> 00:13:05,266
I got to go. Are you okay?

330
00:13:05,343 --> 00:13:07,710
Yeah, I'm okay. I mean,
you ran me over last night.

331
00:13:07,712 --> 00:13:09,012
Get checked out.

332
00:13:09,014 --> 00:13:13,182
Oh, and let's not tell anyone
about this, okay?

333
00:13:13,184 --> 00:13:14,033
Sure.

334
00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:20,581
[car engine starts]

335
00:13:22,861 --> 00:13:23,918
Oh, you're just going
to leave me here?

336
00:13:26,881 --> 00:13:29,532
Dwayne, what happened here?

337
00:13:29,534 --> 00:13:30,958
I'll just call a lift.

338
00:13:31,036 --> 00:13:33,594
Well, I don't have my phone,
which is awesome.

339
00:13:35,056 --> 00:13:37,464
Okay, let's talk place names.

340
00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:38,966
I'm thinking aqua motif,

341
00:13:39,044 --> 00:13:41,802
scented with rose water,
made with hemp-and-seed paper,

342
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,229
so guests can plant them later

343
00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:46,157
and remind themselves
of our big day.

344
00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:47,383
We can hire a calligraphist to
write the names.

345
00:13:47,385 --> 00:13:49,310
Well, we could do that,

346
00:13:49,387 --> 00:13:50,386
but it's not just about the
looks, honey.

347
00:13:50,388 --> 00:13:51,404
It's about personalizing the
message.

348
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,147
We'll be writing the names
ourselves.

349
00:13:53,224 --> 00:13:54,073
- Boom.
- Boom.

350
00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:55,558
Bam.

351
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,393
This is all so lovely,
Lizzie.

352
00:13:57,395 --> 00:14:01,080
To be honest, I was getting
a little worried about you.

353
00:14:01,157 --> 00:14:03,232
Thought you were too busy,
had too much on your plate.

354
00:14:03,234 --> 00:14:06,010
You know, the cobbler's children
not getting any shoes.

355
00:14:06,087 --> 00:14:10,256
But this is all exciting.
And it's all coming together.

356
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,850
Okay, Fiona, I have no idea

357
00:14:11,926 --> 00:14:13,426
what that whole cobbler's
children thing means.

358
00:14:13,502 --> 00:14:14,927
Although thinking about it,
it probably has something to do

359
00:14:15,004 --> 00:14:17,430
with me being very good
at planning events at work

360
00:14:17,506 --> 00:14:20,099
but not very good at planning
my own personal events,

361
00:14:20,176 --> 00:14:21,601
in which case that is a very
good expression.

362
00:14:21,677 --> 00:14:25,530
But, yes, it is exciting.
And, yes, it is coming together.

363
00:14:25,607 --> 00:14:27,031
And we have so much work to do.

364
00:14:27,108 --> 00:14:30,702
What about Thursday morning
for wedding dress shopping?

365
00:14:30,778 --> 00:14:32,428
- [gasps]
- Can you do that?

366
00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:34,780
Because I can.
I'm excited. I'm so excited.

367
00:14:34,857 --> 00:14:36,357
[sighs]

368
00:14:36,434 --> 00:14:37,992
This place is a mess.

369
00:14:40,622 --> 00:14:43,106
You okay? You seem kind of
on edge.

370
00:14:43,108 --> 00:14:44,440
Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.

371
00:14:44,442 --> 00:14:46,217
I just...

372
00:14:46,294 --> 00:14:47,701
I got a good night's sleep, so--

373
00:14:47,779 --> 00:14:48,720
- You did?
- Yeah.

374
00:14:48,796 --> 00:14:50,889
Everything just feels
like it's--

375
00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:51,380
- [crash, bottle clatters]
- What the...?

376
00:14:52,951 --> 00:14:54,726
[laughs]

377
00:14:54,802 --> 00:14:56,060
Oh, that's funny.

378
00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:58,062
Yeah.

379
00:14:58,139 --> 00:14:59,305
Seriously,
being this alert sucks.

380
00:15:01,126 --> 00:15:03,902
Oh, you were amazing.
What got into you?

381
00:15:03,978 --> 00:15:05,144
I don't know,
but I'm back and I love it.

382
00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:07,572
Although not as much
as I love you.

383
00:15:14,305 --> 00:15:15,738
[sighs]

384
00:15:46,171 --> 00:15:47,561
Damn it.

385
00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:52,733
[ambulance siren wailing
distantly]

386
00:16:21,723 --> 00:16:22,814
[video game beeps]

387
00:16:34,736 --> 00:16:36,643
[Ed]
Merry Christmas, everybody.

388
00:16:36,721 --> 00:16:38,054
Good to see you.
We think we've got

389
00:16:38,056 --> 00:16:41,648
the perfect venue for your
Christmas party, Mr. Balzac.

390
00:16:41,726 --> 00:16:43,484
Great.

391
00:16:43,561 --> 00:16:45,061
Lizzie's going to show you
some pictures.

392
00:16:45,063 --> 00:16:46,320
Thank you, Ed.

393
00:16:46,397 --> 00:16:47,839
Okay.

394
00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:51,083
Yeah, forgot my laptop.
Be right back.

395
00:16:59,244 --> 00:16:59,967
You think it might
snow later?

396
00:17:16,277 --> 00:17:18,594
Where is McVeigh's bar?

397
00:17:18,596 --> 00:17:20,020
[door opens]

398
00:17:20,098 --> 00:17:22,448
[computerized voice]
<i>There are two entries for--</i>

399
00:17:22,525 --> 00:17:24,375
- Hey. Any sleep?
- Hey.

400
00:17:24,452 --> 00:17:27,528
Um, yeah. Yeah, actually,
a little.

401
00:17:27,605 --> 00:17:28,529
All right, good.

402
00:17:28,606 --> 00:17:30,790
I knew you'd crack it. Come
here.

403
00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:32,550
Mwah. I'm working nights
this next stretch.

404
00:17:32,627 --> 00:17:34,886
The new schedule's
in our calendar. Sorry.

405
00:17:34,962 --> 00:17:35,961
Mm.

406
00:17:39,634 --> 00:17:41,801
You know, I really don't
want you to stress out

407
00:17:41,877 --> 00:17:43,619
about organizing
a big wedding,

408
00:17:43,621 --> 00:17:45,471
but sometimes you seem
so excited.

409
00:17:45,548 --> 00:17:47,456
I am, Josh.

410
00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,625
I'm... yay!

411
00:17:49,627 --> 00:17:50,717
[both laugh]

412
00:17:50,795 --> 00:17:52,052
All right, well, good.

413
00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:55,722
Have fun wedding dress shopping,
and say hi to Mom.

414
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,317
I will.

415
00:17:58,394 --> 00:17:59,635
- Bye, babe.
- Bye.

416
00:17:59,637 --> 00:18:01,245
[door closes]

417
00:18:01,322 --> 00:18:02,863
[inhales and exhales deeply]

418
00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:08,586
Hello. I'm Mrs. Wright.

419
00:18:08,663 --> 00:18:09,420
Welcome to Blushing Bride,
Mrs. Wright.

420
00:18:09,497 --> 00:18:11,163
How may we help you?

421
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:15,093
I know I'm a little bit early,
but I wanted to discuss veils.

422
00:18:15,169 --> 00:18:16,928
I know a lot of brides nowadays,
they don't want to wear them.

423
00:18:17,004 --> 00:18:18,671
But I like them.

424
00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:31,058
[yawns]

425
00:18:36,023 --> 00:18:37,898
No!

426
00:18:41,679 --> 00:18:43,846
Ugh!

427
00:18:43,848 --> 00:18:45,364
- No!
- [door lock beeps]

428
00:18:45,441 --> 00:18:47,449
Oh! Come on! Hello?

429
00:18:52,707 --> 00:18:54,948
Wait! Wait!

430
00:18:55,026 --> 00:18:56,375
Stop!

431
00:18:56,452 --> 00:18:57,802
Stop! No!

432
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,308
Oh, thank you!

433
00:19:04,385 --> 00:19:06,644
You okay, love?

434
00:19:06,721 --> 00:19:08,462
I locked my car keys
and my phone in my house,

435
00:19:08,539 --> 00:19:09,647
and I urgently need
to get to town,

436
00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:10,890
so can you please
take me?

437
00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:13,317
- Yes, of course.
- Oh, my God, thank you.

438
00:19:13,394 --> 00:19:16,654
- For $2.50.
- No, I don't have any money.

439
00:19:16,731 --> 00:19:19,139
Okay, look, I'm meeting
my future mother-in-law.

440
00:19:19,217 --> 00:19:20,566
And I'm going wedding dress
shopping.

441
00:19:20,643 --> 00:19:21,901
It's kind of a big deal,
so...

442
00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:24,162
Can't you call and tell her
you're gonna be late?

443
00:19:24,238 --> 00:19:25,571
No, I don't have a phone.

444
00:19:25,648 --> 00:19:28,666
- Well, then she'll have to wait.
- Oh, my God, please.

445
00:19:28,743 --> 00:19:30,743
You don't understand.
She's crazy, so I can't do that.

446
00:19:30,819 --> 00:19:32,670
- Come on.
- If you think about it,

447
00:19:32,747 --> 00:19:35,564
you'll see that statement
is not logically true.

448
00:19:35,566 --> 00:19:37,842
You can keep her waiting,

449
00:19:37,919 --> 00:19:39,585
but you're afraid
of her disapproval,

450
00:19:39,662 --> 00:19:41,253
because you've allowed the
balance of power

451
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,680
to be skewed
in her favor.

452
00:19:42,757 --> 00:19:45,241
I'm just guessing,
but it looks to me

453
00:19:45,243 --> 00:19:46,759
like you've allowed yourself
to be drawn into what Sartre

454
00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:51,096
would describe as an inauthentic
relationship with this person.

455
00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:53,265
Cool. That was awesome.

456
00:19:53,342 --> 00:19:54,025
Can I-- Can I just please...?

457
00:19:54,101 --> 00:19:55,918
No.

458
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,436
Whoa!

459
00:19:57,513 --> 00:19:59,030
I hate you.

460
00:19:59,106 --> 00:20:00,031
No, you hate yourself.

461
00:20:00,107 --> 00:20:03,367
No, I hate you,
you British twit.

462
00:20:03,444 --> 00:20:05,444
You are acting
from a place of fear,

463
00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:06,362
and this is clearly
not the bus for you.

464
00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:09,690
[sighs]

465
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,784
Ha! Got it.

466
00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,936
- What's she got in her hand?
- No, no...

467
00:20:13,938 --> 00:20:14,828
- [all scream]
- It's just a shoe.

468
00:20:16,532 --> 00:20:18,883
[classical music playing]

469
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,051
[phone rings]

470
00:20:24,131 --> 00:20:26,373
Hi, this is Blushing Bride.
How may we help you?

471
00:20:26,451 --> 00:20:30,286
Yes, madam. She is here.

472
00:20:30,288 --> 00:20:32,730
Yes, madam,
a little mad, perhaps.

473
00:20:34,141 --> 00:20:36,125
Okay.

474
00:20:36,127 --> 00:20:36,901
But will you be here soon?

475
00:20:36,978 --> 00:20:39,812
You're where? Oh, God.

476
00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:44,891
Fiona, I'm so sorry.

477
00:20:44,969 --> 00:20:46,986
Thank you so much
for bailing me out.

478
00:20:47,062 --> 00:20:48,821
Did you see
any nice dresses?

479
00:20:55,162 --> 00:20:55,869
Good talk.

480
00:20:58,649 --> 00:21:00,541
All right, that's it.

481
00:21:03,412 --> 00:21:04,920
[Christmas rock music playing]

482
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,851
[indistinct chatter]

483
00:21:27,512 --> 00:21:28,736
[sniffs]

484
00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:34,016
Hi, one second.

485
00:21:34,018 --> 00:21:36,109
So if you get him to move
by Friday, paint them,

486
00:21:36,187 --> 00:21:37,778
have them to me
by Saturday afternoon.

487
00:21:37,855 --> 00:21:38,871
Think about it.
Boom, what do you want?

488
00:21:42,193 --> 00:21:44,785
Oh, yeah.

489
00:21:44,862 --> 00:21:47,696
My head still hurts.
Lucy? Lily?

490
00:21:47,698 --> 00:21:49,698
It's Lizzie. Vodka, please.

491
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:50,799
Your name's Lizzie Vodka Please?

492
00:21:53,371 --> 00:21:54,461
Tough crowd. Okay.

493
00:21:54,539 --> 00:21:56,722
Ouch.

494
00:21:56,799 --> 00:22:00,133
So, Lizzie Not Vodka Please,

495
00:22:00,211 --> 00:22:01,544
is this a coincidence
you're in my bar?

496
00:22:01,546 --> 00:22:04,396
Here? Now that is funny.

497
00:22:04,473 --> 00:22:06,732
No, you told me
where you worked in the car

498
00:22:06,809 --> 00:22:08,884
the night we...

499
00:22:08,886 --> 00:22:10,811
- Slept together?
- Right.

500
00:22:10,888 --> 00:22:12,054
So apart from that night,
I haven't slept

501
00:22:12,056 --> 00:22:13,331
for more than two hours
in the last month,

502
00:22:13,407 --> 00:22:16,334
and I have tried everything
but nothing has worked.

503
00:22:16,410 --> 00:22:19,061
So the only possible conclusion
that I can come up with

504
00:22:19,063 --> 00:22:19,995
is that maybe...

505
00:22:22,233 --> 00:22:23,507
I only slept like that
because you were there.

506
00:22:23,584 --> 00:22:25,084
[laughs]

507
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,420
You serious? That's ridiculous.
Why would I make you sleep?

508
00:22:28,497 --> 00:22:31,015
I don't know.
But you slept too.

509
00:22:31,092 --> 00:22:32,508
Do you normally
sleep like that?

510
00:22:33,928 --> 00:22:35,335
You don't, do you?
I knew it.

511
00:22:35,413 --> 00:22:38,171
Why else would you be jogging
at 3:00 in the morning?

512
00:22:38,249 --> 00:22:40,841
Why would you look like that
or work in a place like this?

513
00:22:40,918 --> 00:22:43,527
- Whoa, that's offensive.
- That was mean. I'm sorry.

514
00:22:43,604 --> 00:22:46,179
Maybe I was sleeping
because you ran me over

515
00:22:46,257 --> 00:22:47,756
- and knocked me unconscious--
- [Lizzie] Okay!

516
00:22:47,758 --> 00:22:51,610
You literally ran into my car.
That has nothing to do with it.

517
00:22:51,687 --> 00:22:53,537
It's beside the point.
We slept. We slept.

518
00:22:53,614 --> 00:22:54,279
And afterward,
didn't it feel amazing?

519
00:22:54,356 --> 00:22:55,931
Like you were alive?

520
00:22:55,933 --> 00:22:58,525
No, actually, it felt real weird
and I didn't feel like myself.

521
00:22:58,603 --> 00:23:01,027
Okay, well, not for me,
because when I haven't slept,

522
00:23:01,105 --> 00:23:02,529
I'm a nightmare.

523
00:23:02,607 --> 00:23:04,106
But when I have, I'm nice.

524
00:23:04,108 --> 00:23:06,867
I'm organized.
I am good at my job,

525
00:23:06,944 --> 00:23:08,201
which is what I want to be
all the time,

526
00:23:08,279 --> 00:23:09,795
but especially right now.

527
00:23:09,872 --> 00:23:10,704
- Because it's Christmas?
- Yes.

528
00:23:10,781 --> 00:23:12,038
But, no, not like that,

529
00:23:12,116 --> 00:23:14,374
because Christmas is my busiest
time of the year.

530
00:23:14,452 --> 00:23:16,376
And on top of that,

531
00:23:16,454 --> 00:23:17,895
I'm getting married
on New Year's Eve,

532
00:23:17,972 --> 00:23:20,139
which means I have
all of that to plan,

533
00:23:20,215 --> 00:23:21,899
which is impossible
when I'm like this.

534
00:23:21,976 --> 00:23:23,383
So, Billy, I guess
what I'm trying to ask is...

535
00:23:23,461 --> 00:23:24,518
oh, God.

536
00:23:27,222 --> 00:23:27,855
Will you please try
to sleep with me again?

537
00:23:32,803 --> 00:23:34,486
Are you a cop?

538
00:23:34,563 --> 00:23:36,822
What? No, why would I
be a cop?

539
00:23:36,899 --> 00:23:38,082
Okay, I'm sorry.
You're...

540
00:23:38,159 --> 00:23:39,900
I'm catching up.

541
00:23:39,977 --> 00:23:40,976
You're asking me
to sleep with you

542
00:23:40,978 --> 00:23:42,920
because you're getting married?

543
00:23:42,997 --> 00:23:44,980
- Yes.
- But with no sex.

544
00:23:44,982 --> 00:23:46,757
- No. No, ugh! Please.
- Bye-bye.

545
00:23:46,834 --> 00:23:48,575
[Lizzie]
Dude, just hear me out, okay?

546
00:23:48,653 --> 00:23:51,320
If it works, and if I actually
get some sleep,

547
00:23:51,322 --> 00:23:52,763
maybe that'll be a habit
and maybe I'll be cured.

548
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,599
Lizzie, I'm sorry, I don't know
what type of meds you're on.

549
00:23:55,676 --> 00:23:58,827
- I'm not gonna sleep with you.
- Please! What if I paid you?

550
00:23:58,829 --> 00:24:01,421
What if we came up with some
kind of financial agreement--

551
00:24:01,499 --> 00:24:03,682
I'm not that type of girl.
I'm very sorry.

552
00:24:03,759 --> 00:24:05,091
I'm not going
to sleep with you.

553
00:24:05,169 --> 00:24:07,019
That is bananas.
What can I get you?

554
00:24:07,095 --> 00:24:09,021
Another beer? You look good.
You do something with your hair?

555
00:24:09,097 --> 00:24:11,840
- All right, I'll get you a beer.
- Call if you change your mind.

556
00:24:11,842 --> 00:24:13,676
- Anytime.
- Okay.

557
00:24:13,678 --> 00:24:15,194
You don't have to worry
about waking me up.

558
00:24:15,270 --> 00:24:16,862
Sounds good. Oh, I'll take care
of this one.

559
00:24:16,939 --> 00:24:17,621
Don't you worry.

560
00:24:24,355 --> 00:24:25,963
And her fiancé
is okay with that?

561
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,190
I have no idea,
but this girl's a nutjob.

562
00:24:28,192 --> 00:24:29,633
[laughs]

563
00:24:29,710 --> 00:24:31,860
You and your schemes.

564
00:24:31,862 --> 00:24:33,471
No, no, not a scheme.
Not a scheme.

565
00:24:33,547 --> 00:24:34,805
Well, maybe it should be.

566
00:24:34,882 --> 00:24:36,307
No, Andy, she's crazy.

567
00:24:36,383 --> 00:24:39,643
You were the one who told me,
enough with the crazy chicks.

568
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,386
Okay, well, yeah, I agree,
it's a little weird that,

569
00:24:41,463 --> 00:24:42,313
you know, she thinks
you made her sleep.

570
00:24:42,389 --> 00:24:44,982
But she seems
a little desperate.

571
00:24:45,059 --> 00:24:46,542
So? I know a lot
of desperate girls.

572
00:24:46,544 --> 00:24:48,486
Not desperate girls
offering money,

573
00:24:48,562 --> 00:24:50,562
which you can use
to open up Billy's Bar,

574
00:24:50,639 --> 00:24:52,731
which is your lifelong dream.

575
00:24:52,808 --> 00:24:54,399
Are you not getting
any of this?

576
00:24:54,476 --> 00:24:55,659
What are you-- ?

577
00:24:55,736 --> 00:24:56,827
Really, Billy?

578
00:25:02,317 --> 00:25:04,059
[honks horn]

579
00:25:04,061 --> 00:25:05,661
[scooter ignition turns off]

580
00:25:14,496 --> 00:25:16,013
- Ah!
- No! Asshole!

581
00:25:17,742 --> 00:25:19,183
Oh, my God!

582
00:25:19,260 --> 00:25:20,518
You should have seen
your face.

583
00:25:20,594 --> 00:25:24,263
You got to relax.
Well, I guess you don't know me.

584
00:25:24,339 --> 00:25:25,597
I could be a horrible person.

585
00:25:25,674 --> 00:25:27,099
I mean, you're not, right?

586
00:25:27,175 --> 00:25:29,268
Although you do drive that.

587
00:25:29,344 --> 00:25:30,602
I guess you're not
the brightest spark.

588
00:25:30,679 --> 00:25:33,197
Um, cars crash too.

589
00:25:33,274 --> 00:25:35,424
But, no, I'm not
a horrible person.

590
00:25:35,426 --> 00:25:37,684
- I got a few speeding tickets--
- Yeah, I know.

591
00:25:37,762 --> 00:25:39,762
I had a friend run
a background check on you.

592
00:25:39,764 --> 00:25:40,153
Oh, so you're
the horrible person.

593
00:25:42,024 --> 00:25:43,282
All right, let's just...

594
00:25:43,358 --> 00:25:45,934
let's just go over
what we agreed to on the phone.

595
00:25:45,936 --> 00:25:47,619
- Sure.
- If this works,

596
00:25:47,696 --> 00:25:49,362
which we both know
it almost certainly won't,

597
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,032
then I'm going to sleep with you
until your wedding day.

598
00:25:52,109 --> 00:25:53,366
- December 31st.
- And in return,

599
00:25:53,444 --> 00:25:54,943
you're going to loan me
the money to start my bar.

600
00:25:54,945 --> 00:25:57,629
In exchange for 10%
of your new business venture,

601
00:25:57,706 --> 00:25:59,448
subject to a fully signed and
ratified contract.

602
00:25:59,450 --> 00:26:03,452
In anticipation, I had my lawyer
draw something up.

603
00:26:03,454 --> 00:26:04,061
Here you go.

604
00:26:06,048 --> 00:26:06,897
- Wow.
- What?

605
00:26:08,459 --> 00:26:11,143
Nothing. You're just a very
determined person.

606
00:26:11,219 --> 00:26:12,477
All this planning
is kind of scaring me.

607
00:26:12,554 --> 00:26:17,316
Okay, solving problems
and making plans isn't scary.

608
00:26:17,392 --> 00:26:19,301
It's grown-up.

609
00:26:19,303 --> 00:26:20,469
If you find growing up
threatening,

610
00:26:20,471 --> 00:26:22,971
then I feel sorry for you.

611
00:26:22,973 --> 00:26:24,415
Well, I feel sorry
for your fiancé.

612
00:26:24,491 --> 00:26:26,750
- Speaking of--
- Josh?

613
00:26:26,827 --> 00:26:28,902
Yeah. He's a lovely
and very trusting man

614
00:26:28,979 --> 00:26:31,146
who would agree with me.

615
00:26:31,148 --> 00:26:32,981
Although he is a surgeon
who works strange hours,

616
00:26:32,983 --> 00:26:34,333
so he will never need to know.

617
00:26:34,409 --> 00:26:37,077
Wow, that's beautiful.
Are those your wedding vows?

618
00:26:37,154 --> 00:26:38,670
Oh, yeah.
They are, actually.

619
00:26:42,509 --> 00:26:45,510
Okay, well, let's just see
if this crazy idea works.

620
00:26:47,589 --> 00:26:49,164
Seriously?

621
00:26:49,166 --> 00:26:50,015
Yeah.

622
00:26:53,170 --> 00:26:54,019
[sighs]

623
00:26:56,340 --> 00:26:57,522
How close do you think-- ?

624
00:26:57,599 --> 00:26:59,766
Yeah, I don't think we need
to be close at all.

625
00:26:59,844 --> 00:27:00,776
Just how we were last time.

626
00:27:03,939 --> 00:27:05,772
Well, do you want a drink?

627
00:27:05,850 --> 00:27:07,349
I made my own
sloe gin.

628
00:27:07,351 --> 00:27:08,684
No, thank you.
I'm good.

629
00:27:08,686 --> 00:27:10,202
Don't mind if I do.

630
00:27:13,190 --> 00:27:13,914
[Billy sighs]

631
00:27:19,287 --> 00:27:20,712
[sighs]

632
00:27:36,380 --> 00:27:37,988
- It's not working, is it?
- Nope.

633
00:27:38,065 --> 00:27:39,323
Oh, well.

634
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,233
"Oh, well"?

635
00:27:41,309 --> 00:27:42,567
Well, if you relax,
maybe it would work.

636
00:27:42,644 --> 00:27:45,829
Oh, right, because nothing
is ever your fault.

637
00:27:48,392 --> 00:27:50,000
You know what?
You're right. It is my fault.

638
00:27:50,077 --> 00:27:52,318
Normally I can
satisfy a woman,

639
00:27:52,396 --> 00:27:54,004
but I'm getting
a little bit older.

640
00:27:54,081 --> 00:27:56,340
It's a little bit embarrassing,
to be honest.

641
00:27:56,417 --> 00:28:00,493
Well, Billy, if you can't
satisfy me, then it is all over.

642
00:28:00,571 --> 00:28:02,754
Well, I will do my best,
Your Highness.

643
00:28:06,744 --> 00:28:07,926
Good night.

644
00:28:08,003 --> 00:28:08,844
Good night.

645
00:28:23,594 --> 00:28:24,443
[cell phone vibrating]

646
00:28:30,951 --> 00:28:33,359
Oh, my God. It worked.

647
00:28:33,437 --> 00:28:34,861
It worked.

648
00:28:34,939 --> 00:28:36,329
Billy.

649
00:28:37,791 --> 00:28:39,291
- Billy.
- Aah!

650
00:28:39,367 --> 00:28:40,834
It's okay.

651
00:28:42,947 --> 00:28:44,780
I slept. We slept.
It worked.

652
00:28:44,782 --> 00:28:45,881
It did.

653
00:28:47,284 --> 00:28:48,133
It did. Why?

654
00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:51,544
I have no idea,
but it worked.

655
00:28:51,622 --> 00:28:53,564
Can you just never wake me up
like that again, please?

656
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:57,125
Okay, can you just move
your little scooter thingy.

657
00:28:57,127 --> 00:28:58,293
[sighs]

658
00:28:58,295 --> 00:29:00,462
Let's go.

659
00:29:00,464 --> 00:29:01,964
[Revered Peter laughing]

660
00:29:01,966 --> 00:29:04,516
So will you be using traditional
vows or writing your own?

661
00:29:04,593 --> 00:29:06,818
- Writing our own. Right, honey?
- Yes.

662
00:29:06,895 --> 00:29:08,579
Actually, I've been researching
a few options.

663
00:29:08,655 --> 00:29:11,081
Hold on.
Hold your horses.

664
00:29:11,158 --> 00:29:12,732
Some people find it more
pleasant

665
00:29:12,810 --> 00:29:14,918
to hear each other's vows
as surprise.

666
00:29:14,995 --> 00:29:16,736
Oh, no, we don't like
surprises.

667
00:29:16,814 --> 00:29:18,830
- Oh, yeah.
- We like plans.

668
00:29:18,907 --> 00:29:20,257
We like plans, yeah.
I mean, it wasn't raining

669
00:29:20,334 --> 00:29:21,708
when Noah built the arc,
am I right?

670
00:29:23,487 --> 00:29:24,336
Delightful.

671
00:29:24,412 --> 00:29:26,746
[laughs]

672
00:29:26,824 --> 00:29:29,157
So let me get this straight.
You're like a gigolo,

673
00:29:29,159 --> 00:29:30,267
but without the sex.
I get it.

674
00:29:30,344 --> 00:29:31,751
Yeah, well, I don't get it.

675
00:29:31,829 --> 00:29:34,938
I mean, I haven't been able
to sleep properly in years.

676
00:29:35,015 --> 00:29:37,090
Decades, actually.
Now, all of a sudden, I can.

677
00:29:37,167 --> 00:29:38,776
And on top of that,

678
00:29:38,852 --> 00:29:40,093
Andy's bullying me
into borrowing money,

679
00:29:40,170 --> 00:29:41,353
rushing me to open
my own bar...

680
00:29:41,429 --> 00:29:43,021
Dude, she offered you money,

681
00:29:43,098 --> 00:29:45,449
and you've talked about opening
your own place for 10 years.

682
00:29:45,526 --> 00:29:49,177
It's hardly rushing.
And this spot is perfect.

683
00:29:49,179 --> 00:29:52,956
So, look, calm down.
You've slipped. You're paranoid.

684
00:29:53,033 --> 00:29:55,033
You're right.
You're right, 100%.

685
00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:56,293
It's so much easier
to think clearly when I'm tired.

686
00:29:58,689 --> 00:29:59,538
That's not good, is it?

687
00:29:59,614 --> 00:30:01,690
No, it's not good.

688
00:30:01,692 --> 00:30:03,133
This is a really bad idea,
Lizzie.

689
00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:04,876
Like, literally the worst idea
I have ever heard.

690
00:30:04,953 --> 00:30:08,305
It's really, really bad.
I just need you to know that.

691
00:30:08,382 --> 00:30:10,048
- Yeah, thanks.
- And even if it works now,

692
00:30:10,125 --> 00:30:11,475
what happens
after you're married?

693
00:30:11,552 --> 00:30:13,960
Are you just going to keep
sleeping with this other guy?

694
00:30:14,038 --> 00:30:15,704
Like, are you and Josh
just going to end up

695
00:30:15,706 --> 00:30:18,040
in some weird kind of threesome
with this other guy, like,

696
00:30:18,042 --> 00:30:20,058
curled up in a cot
beside your bed?

697
00:30:20,135 --> 00:30:22,044
What are you even
talking about?

698
00:30:22,046 --> 00:30:23,712
No, no, this is just
the wedding pressure

699
00:30:23,714 --> 00:30:24,971
causing me not to sleep, okay?

700
00:30:25,049 --> 00:30:26,472
Come on.

701
00:30:26,550 --> 00:30:27,883
And if you're wrong?

702
00:30:27,885 --> 00:30:30,052
If this barman
turns out to be

703
00:30:30,054 --> 00:30:30,494
the only person
you can sleep with?

704
00:30:30,571 --> 00:30:32,830
Then I...

705
00:30:47,571 --> 00:30:49,179
This girl is nuts.

706
00:30:52,242 --> 00:30:53,333
[grunts]

707
00:30:53,410 --> 00:30:54,426
[phone line rings]

708
00:31:00,342 --> 00:31:01,583
- [yells]
- Aah!

709
00:31:01,585 --> 00:31:03,768
- [laughs]
- Asshole.

710
00:31:03,845 --> 00:31:05,186
Come on, let's go.

711
00:31:07,107 --> 00:31:08,940
Give me a sec.

712
00:31:09,017 --> 00:31:12,777
All right, had my lawyers look
it over. Seems good to me.

713
00:31:12,854 --> 00:31:13,778
- You have lawyers?
- Yes, I have lawyers.

714
00:31:13,855 --> 00:31:15,855
I have good lawyers.

715
00:31:15,933 --> 00:31:17,875
Actually, I have
great lawyers.

716
00:31:17,951 --> 00:31:19,784
Billy, I'm only
in my second semester.

717
00:31:19,861 --> 00:31:21,620
Whatever, that's fine.
What do you think?

718
00:31:21,696 --> 00:31:23,438
Yeah, this is a really
good deal for you.

719
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:24,381
I mean, she's crazy.

720
00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:26,049
Yeah.

721
00:31:26,126 --> 00:31:28,886
So anyway,
I was thinking of names.

722
00:31:28,962 --> 00:31:30,203
And what do you think
about, like, Bartini's?

723
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,447
- [laughs]
- Barcelona?

724
00:31:32,449 --> 00:31:33,557
Billy's Bar?

725
00:31:33,634 --> 00:31:34,799
Sure. Whatever you want.

726
00:31:34,876 --> 00:31:36,301
Let's sleep.

727
00:31:36,378 --> 00:31:38,228
Bar and Away.

728
00:31:38,305 --> 00:31:39,804
Bar-B-Cue's good too.

729
00:31:39,881 --> 00:31:41,456
Billy's Bar.

730
00:31:41,458 --> 00:31:42,474
Nice ring.

731
00:31:52,302 --> 00:31:53,985
Listen, do you think we have
to be in here for this to work?

732
00:31:56,398 --> 00:31:58,248
Are you serious?
Where are we?

733
00:31:58,325 --> 00:32:00,066
Really?

734
00:32:00,144 --> 00:32:01,476
I'm not going anywhere
I might know anyone.

735
00:32:01,478 --> 00:32:04,404
Fine. They're going to think
we're having an affair.

736
00:32:04,481 --> 00:32:07,073
Only if we behave
like we are.

737
00:32:07,151 --> 00:32:08,425
How do you behave
like you're having an affair?

738
00:32:08,502 --> 00:32:09,927
- I don't know. I never had one.
- Me neither.

739
00:32:10,003 --> 00:32:13,246
Please. Let's just pretend
like we're an ordinary couple.

740
00:32:13,323 --> 00:32:15,173
Well, you did book it
for today, right?

741
00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:16,749
Yeah, could have sworn
I did, honey.

742
00:32:16,827 --> 00:32:18,326
Well, that wouldn't be the first
time you screwed that up.

743
00:32:18,328 --> 00:32:20,086
I'm sorry, dear.

744
00:32:20,164 --> 00:32:21,939
Let me get your name.

745
00:32:22,015 --> 00:32:24,349
Sure, it's Mr. and Mrs.
Wilp... son.

746
00:32:26,170 --> 00:32:27,519
Wilpson?

747
00:32:27,595 --> 00:32:29,762
Yes. Wilpson.
You got it.

748
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:33,675
W-I-L-P-S-O-N.

749
00:32:33,677 --> 00:32:35,026
- [typing]
- Wilpson.

750
00:32:37,347 --> 00:32:39,347
[computer beeps]

751
00:32:39,349 --> 00:32:41,441
I'm afraid I can't find it.

752
00:32:41,518 --> 00:32:43,794
- I...
- Well, what a surprise.

753
00:32:43,870 --> 00:32:46,371
That is so strange.

754
00:32:46,448 --> 00:32:47,965
Do you have any rooms available
for tonight?

755
00:32:48,041 --> 00:32:50,875
Yes. King?

756
00:32:50,952 --> 00:32:51,951
Actually, do you have
two twins?

757
00:32:52,029 --> 00:32:53,619
Sorry, he snores.

758
00:32:53,697 --> 00:32:54,454
- I don't snore.
- Hmm, and lies.

759
00:32:54,531 --> 00:32:55,973
I...

760
00:32:56,049 --> 00:32:56,974
Sorry, only kings left.

761
00:32:57,050 --> 00:32:58,533
Okay.

762
00:32:58,535 --> 00:32:59,959
Room 532.

763
00:33:00,037 --> 00:33:01,294
Thank you very much.

764
00:33:01,371 --> 00:33:02,595
Oh, Billy.

765
00:33:05,726 --> 00:33:06,984
Sorry, dear.

766
00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:10,545
Treat them mean, keep them keen.
Know what I mean?

767
00:33:10,547 --> 00:33:11,655
Exactly.

768
00:33:14,901 --> 00:33:16,234
Well, that came
quite naturally to you.

769
00:33:16,311 --> 00:33:19,904
Made it much easier being
with you, Mr. "Wilpson"?

770
00:33:19,981 --> 00:33:20,813
Is that it?

771
00:33:20,891 --> 00:33:22,157
[door closes]

772
00:33:24,911 --> 00:33:27,245
Okay.

773
00:33:27,322 --> 00:33:28,580
I mean, who needs
that many cushions?

774
00:33:28,656 --> 00:33:31,583
They're not cushions.
They're called throw pillows.

775
00:33:31,659 --> 00:33:32,342
And, honestly, you can never
have too many.

776
00:33:34,071 --> 00:33:36,680
Oh! Do you want a beer?

777
00:33:36,757 --> 00:33:38,664
Do you know how expensive
mini bars are?

778
00:33:38,742 --> 00:33:40,008
Yeah. But I'm not paying.

779
00:33:42,003 --> 00:33:43,178
[bottle hisses open]

780
00:33:49,436 --> 00:33:50,977
[sighs]

781
00:34:01,431 --> 00:34:04,374
So, what are we thinking?
We thinking lights on? Off?

782
00:34:04,451 --> 00:34:05,825
- On.
- On.

783
00:34:08,121 --> 00:34:08,995
- [snaps fingers]
- That was a test. You passed.

784
00:34:11,199 --> 00:34:12,040
That's perfect.

785
00:34:15,796 --> 00:34:16,878
[sighs]

786
00:34:22,119 --> 00:34:23,301
Jeez.

787
00:34:23,378 --> 00:34:25,287
Sorry, sorry.

788
00:34:25,289 --> 00:34:26,554
So aggressive.

789
00:34:29,217 --> 00:34:30,734
[both sigh]

790
00:34:32,296 --> 00:34:34,053
[snores]

791
00:34:34,131 --> 00:34:35,797
No. Mm-mm.

792
00:34:35,799 --> 00:34:36,898
I thought I was
a snorer.

793
00:34:57,337 --> 00:34:58,503
- Yes!
- Aah!

794
00:34:58,580 --> 00:35:00,764
- Sorry.
- Jeez!

795
00:35:00,841 --> 00:35:03,174
- Psycho. What is that about?
- I'm sorry.

796
00:35:03,251 --> 00:35:04,601
I told you not to wake me up
like that again.

797
00:35:06,346 --> 00:35:07,329
We slept.

798
00:35:07,331 --> 00:35:08,939
[sighs]

799
00:35:09,015 --> 00:35:11,257
Yes.

800
00:35:11,335 --> 00:35:13,001
All right, I got to go.
I got to go.

801
00:35:13,003 --> 00:35:15,019
You go to--

802
00:35:15,096 --> 00:35:16,613
Are we going to order
some breakfast?

803
00:35:16,690 --> 00:35:17,772
Don't even think about it.

804
00:35:19,676 --> 00:35:20,951
[playing jazzy music]

805
00:35:23,363 --> 00:35:25,438
What do you think?

806
00:35:25,515 --> 00:35:27,273
- I like it.
- Me too.

807
00:35:27,351 --> 00:35:28,032
Okay, let's try another one.

808
00:35:30,278 --> 00:35:31,795
Sign that lease, baby.

809
00:35:31,872 --> 00:35:33,855
[laughs]
Here's the keys!

810
00:35:33,857 --> 00:35:35,690
Yes. Let's do this.

811
00:35:35,692 --> 00:35:36,782
- One more!
- What?

812
00:35:36,860 --> 00:35:37,876
[laughs]

813
00:35:40,697 --> 00:35:41,546
Thank you.

814
00:35:49,706 --> 00:35:50,221
- [yelps]
- [laughs]

815
00:35:53,801 --> 00:35:55,318
And has your father decided
whether he's coming or not?

816
00:35:55,395 --> 00:35:58,971
His last e-mail said he would,
but you know him.

817
00:35:59,049 --> 00:36:01,316
Well, I guess you don't,
but I do.

818
00:36:04,145 --> 00:36:07,480
<i>♪ Little bit of naughty
Little bit of nice ♪</i>

819
00:36:07,557 --> 00:36:09,891
<i>♪ Got a lot of sugar
Got a lot of spice ♪</i>

820
00:36:09,893 --> 00:36:11,817
<i>♪ Check that list twice ♪</i>

821
00:36:11,895 --> 00:36:14,171
<i>♪ Show up in a hoodie
Good enough for me ♪</i>

822
00:36:14,247 --> 00:36:15,914
<i>♪ Thinking up some goodies
Underneath the tree ♪</i>

823
00:36:16,991 --> 00:36:20,735
<i>♪ Stay up all night ♪</i>

824
00:36:20,737 --> 00:36:22,003
Just to make you feel
comfortable.

825
00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:28,167
Wow. That actually
felt really good.

826
00:36:28,245 --> 00:36:30,595
Mark, I'm starting my own bar,
and Vivian's coming with me.

827
00:36:32,098 --> 00:36:33,023
[laughs]

828
00:36:34,918 --> 00:36:39,604
Hey, Billy, so I'm in charge
of this huge Christmas...

829
00:36:39,681 --> 00:36:41,256
party tonight,
and I was wondering

830
00:36:41,258 --> 00:36:45,109
if we could get together in the
afternoon for, like, a quickie?

831
00:36:45,186 --> 00:36:46,277
At yours.

832
00:36:46,354 --> 00:36:48,020
Um...

833
00:36:48,098 --> 00:36:49,689
uh, yeah.

834
00:36:49,766 --> 00:36:52,375
Yeah, I can do that.

835
00:36:52,452 --> 00:36:53,710
Where did you
get this thing?

836
00:36:53,787 --> 00:36:56,955
- I saw someone throwing it away.
- Oh, I wonder why.

837
00:36:57,031 --> 00:37:00,775
And you thought this would make
a good Christmas tree?

838
00:37:00,777 --> 00:37:01,960
I'm sorry it's not all
perfectly measured

839
00:37:02,036 --> 00:37:03,795
and covered
in Christmas balls,

840
00:37:03,871 --> 00:37:05,780
but if I spray-paint it,
it could be cool.

841
00:37:05,782 --> 00:37:07,540
Yeah. Could be cool.

842
00:37:07,617 --> 00:37:08,892
Really cool.

843
00:37:08,969 --> 00:37:12,303
Listen, could you just stop
laughing and give me a hand?

844
00:37:12,380 --> 00:37:13,179
Oh, my God!

845
00:37:19,296 --> 00:37:20,237
[cell phone vibrates]

846
00:37:28,472 --> 00:37:29,579
Hey, Billy.

847
00:37:33,977 --> 00:37:34,734
Wow, you didn't punch me
this time.

848
00:37:34,811 --> 00:37:37,479
Oh, yeah. I forgot.

849
00:37:37,481 --> 00:37:38,830
- Oh!
- Come here.

850
00:37:38,906 --> 00:37:40,415
I'm going to catch you.

851
00:37:42,986 --> 00:37:44,544
- You think she likes you?
- Who, Viv?

852
00:37:47,007 --> 00:37:48,581
- No, she likes girls.
- Not Vivian. Lizzie.

853
00:37:48,658 --> 00:37:50,825
Oh. No. She likes sleep.

854
00:37:50,827 --> 00:37:51,843
Do you like her?

855
00:37:51,919 --> 00:37:53,419
No.

856
00:37:53,497 --> 00:37:54,662
Is she attractive?

857
00:37:54,664 --> 00:37:56,756
I mean, yeah.

858
00:37:56,833 --> 00:37:59,276
- Then why don't you like her?
- Because she's engaged, Andy.

859
00:37:59,352 --> 00:38:01,686
That doesn't answer
the question.

860
00:38:01,763 --> 00:38:03,338
What about when you get a boner?

861
00:38:03,340 --> 00:38:05,431
Oh, no. That hasn't
happened in years.

862
00:38:05,509 --> 00:38:06,950
[both scream]

863
00:38:07,027 --> 00:38:09,435
- Aah!
- Aah!

864
00:38:09,513 --> 00:38:10,120
- Put it down!
- I can't!

865
00:38:12,682 --> 00:38:14,032
Okay, so maybe
it happened again.

866
00:38:14,108 --> 00:38:16,960
- Well, there you go.
- I looked it up on the Internet.

867
00:38:17,037 --> 00:38:18,353
That only happens
from rapid eye movement sleep.

868
00:38:18,355 --> 00:38:21,706
I'm only getting REM sleep
when I'm next to her.

869
00:38:21,783 --> 00:38:23,875
So you get a boner
because she gives you REM sleep?

870
00:38:23,951 --> 00:38:26,136
Yes. Exactly.

871
00:38:26,212 --> 00:38:27,695
Makes sense, right?

872
00:38:27,697 --> 00:38:28,471
Are you kidding me?

873
00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:32,550
Are you sure this isn't
getting out of hand?

874
00:38:32,627 --> 00:38:36,204
What are you talking about?
We're just sleeping together.

875
00:38:36,206 --> 00:38:37,296
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

876
00:38:37,374 --> 00:38:38,481
Okay, deep breaths.

877
00:38:38,558 --> 00:38:41,059
[exhales]
It's okay.

878
00:38:41,135 --> 00:38:43,895
It's just Josh is so gorgeous,
and lovely,

879
00:38:43,971 --> 00:38:45,488
and he's a surgeon
who saves lives,

880
00:38:45,565 --> 00:38:47,899
and he likes making plans
even more than you do.

881
00:38:47,975 --> 00:38:49,717
It's like you're two peas
in a pod.

882
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,495
Exactly. And Billy is none
of those things.

883
00:38:52,572 --> 00:38:53,813
Okay.

884
00:38:53,890 --> 00:38:56,482
Well, I'm glad
you feel that way,

885
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,834
because I've been there,
remember?

886
00:38:57,911 --> 00:39:01,654
Emily dumped my sorry ass
when we were engaged,

887
00:39:01,731 --> 00:39:03,006
and it was not pretty,
and I would just, like,

888
00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,156
hate for that
to happen to you.

889
00:39:04,234 --> 00:39:06,009
Krissie, I hear you.

890
00:39:06,086 --> 00:39:07,752
And I know this is
an odd situation.

891
00:39:07,829 --> 00:39:09,070
But not sleeping
is really bad.

892
00:39:09,072 --> 00:39:10,162
You know that, right?

893
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:11,831
Yeah, I actually do know.
I looked it up.

894
00:39:11,908 --> 00:39:13,241
It, like, demolishes
your immune system

895
00:39:13,243 --> 00:39:15,743
and it makes it more likely
you'll have Alzheimer's.

896
00:39:15,745 --> 00:39:18,413
It, like, doubles your risk
of cancer, which is insane.

897
00:39:18,415 --> 00:39:19,839
Exactly. See?
So there you go.

898
00:39:19,916 --> 00:39:22,433
I mean, all of that should
be way more concerning to you

899
00:39:22,510 --> 00:39:23,585
than what I'm doing
about it,

900
00:39:23,587 --> 00:39:25,103
which, by the way,
is working wonders.

901
00:39:25,179 --> 00:39:27,864
I mean, not only do I feel and
look a thousand times better,

902
00:39:27,941 --> 00:39:30,608
but you and I are crushing
these Christmas parties.

903
00:39:30,685 --> 00:39:33,111
Yeah, we are.
It's, like, really impressive.

904
00:39:33,187 --> 00:39:34,278
- Yeah!
- And your wedding planning

905
00:39:34,355 --> 00:39:36,039
- is back on track.
- Yes!

906
00:39:36,116 --> 00:39:37,523
And I haven't killed my future
mother-in-law yet.

907
00:39:37,601 --> 00:39:41,044
So you should be looking
for someone to sleep with too.

908
00:39:41,121 --> 00:39:42,770
Okay, okay, so when
is your next sleep sesh?

909
00:39:42,772 --> 00:39:44,381
Tomorrow morning.

910
00:39:44,457 --> 00:39:45,940
I need a quick one before
I choose wedding place settings.

911
00:39:45,942 --> 00:39:48,443
But he's being Santa at his
goddaughter's school play,

912
00:39:48,445 --> 00:39:50,369
so I'm just going to go there
and drag him out.

913
00:39:50,447 --> 00:39:53,890
So that means you're going
to be meeting his friends.

914
00:39:53,967 --> 00:39:56,134
I mean, I don't know.
It's...

915
00:39:56,210 --> 00:39:57,560
It's not a big deal, okay?

916
00:39:57,637 --> 00:39:59,720
It's not like I'm going to go
and hang out with them.

917
00:40:01,791 --> 00:40:02,473
[camera shutters click]

918
00:40:04,794 --> 00:40:05,551
I cannot believe
she made me dress like this.

919
00:40:05,629 --> 00:40:06,886
- You look awesome.
- Sorry.

920
00:40:06,963 --> 00:40:10,131
She can be very persuasive.
But you do look dope.

921
00:40:10,133 --> 00:40:14,244
Elf! Little Charlie here wants
us to take a picture together.

922
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,303
Ho, ho, ho, ho.

923
00:40:15,305 --> 00:40:17,155
Sure.

924
00:40:17,231 --> 00:40:19,749
Sorry. I just didn't think
that we'd be here this long.

925
00:40:22,570 --> 00:40:23,903
- [camera shutter clicks]
- Thank you.

926
00:40:23,980 --> 00:40:25,663
Ooh, can I have
some pictures too?

927
00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:27,924
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

928
00:40:28,001 --> 00:40:29,759
Can you sit
on Uncle Billy's lap?

929
00:40:31,488 --> 00:40:33,337
Oh, I don't...

930
00:40:33,414 --> 00:40:35,339
- Please?
- How do you say no to that?

931
00:40:35,416 --> 00:40:36,174
She's going to go
very far.

932
00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:37,842
Anything you want, kid.

933
00:40:37,919 --> 00:40:40,011
Ho, ho, ho.

934
00:40:40,087 --> 00:40:43,347
So, Lizzie, Billy says
you're getting married.

935
00:40:43,424 --> 00:40:45,591
Yes, I am.
In two weeks, actually.

936
00:40:45,669 --> 00:40:47,835
Super stressful.

937
00:40:47,837 --> 00:40:49,779
I have so much to do,
as I'm sure you know.

938
00:40:49,856 --> 00:40:51,597
Oh, no, no. We don't know.
We're not married.

939
00:40:51,675 --> 00:40:52,523
Oh. That's cool.

940
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,267
So weddings just
aren't your thing?

941
00:40:55,345 --> 00:40:56,619
No, we'd love a nice wedding,

942
00:40:56,696 --> 00:41:00,364
it's just Rosie surprised us
by coming along,

943
00:41:00,441 --> 00:41:01,699
then... well,
you know what they say.

944
00:41:01,776 --> 00:41:03,626
Man plans and God laughs.

945
00:41:03,703 --> 00:41:04,794
Never heard that before.

946
00:41:04,871 --> 00:41:07,522
And, luckily, you don't
need a certificate

947
00:41:07,524 --> 00:41:08,948
to have the S-E-X anymore,
right?

948
00:41:09,025 --> 00:41:10,374
- Right.
- Oh, no.

949
00:41:10,451 --> 00:41:10,875
What's the S-E-X?

950
00:41:13,029 --> 00:41:14,862
[laughs]
Baby...

951
00:41:14,864 --> 00:41:17,122
Nothing. I'm so sorry.

952
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,051
Why do you need
a certificate for it, then?

953
00:41:20,127 --> 00:41:21,219
No, sweetheart, you don't.
That's the point.

954
00:41:21,295 --> 00:41:22,870
[Rosie] Billy, have you had
the S-E-X too?

955
00:41:22,872 --> 00:41:24,630
Lizzie? Lizzie.

956
00:41:24,708 --> 00:41:26,649
[Rosie]
Why not?

957
00:41:26,726 --> 00:41:29,393
Yeah, it is you.
Simon. Simon Mousley.

958
00:41:29,470 --> 00:41:31,379
I play golf with Josh.
I beat him. I'm that guy.

959
00:41:31,381 --> 00:41:33,490
He owes me money.

960
00:41:33,566 --> 00:41:36,976
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Simon, how could I...?

961
00:41:37,053 --> 00:41:38,569
- Hi.
- I love this outfit.

962
00:41:38,646 --> 00:41:40,238
Everything, top to bottom.

963
00:41:40,314 --> 00:41:41,664
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's so good, right?

964
00:41:41,741 --> 00:41:44,817
I know. What are you doing here?

965
00:41:44,894 --> 00:41:47,245
Oh, ugh,
my nephew goes here,

966
00:41:47,321 --> 00:41:49,580
and I just couldn't think
of an excuse to get out of it.

967
00:41:49,657 --> 00:41:51,174
So are these guys
your friends?

968
00:41:51,251 --> 00:41:54,068
Um...

969
00:41:54,070 --> 00:41:57,071
No, actually.
I'm just organizing the event.

970
00:41:57,073 --> 00:41:59,907
Yeah, I'm an event planner.

971
00:41:59,909 --> 00:42:01,743
So just doing
this charity thing.

972
00:42:01,745 --> 00:42:03,594
You know, like giving back
to the community.

973
00:42:03,671 --> 00:42:05,522
Actually, when I got here
it was a really big mess.

974
00:42:05,598 --> 00:42:07,749
I mean, they're very
disorganized.

975
00:42:07,751 --> 00:42:08,858
I mean, I know they're not
professionals, but really.

976
00:42:08,935 --> 00:42:10,418
It's no excuse.

977
00:42:10,420 --> 00:42:11,694
- Just here, just helping out.
- Good for you.

978
00:42:11,771 --> 00:42:14,513
And I just can't wait to tell
Josh I ran into you--

979
00:42:14,591 --> 00:42:17,200
No! No, no, no.
Don't tell Josh, please,

980
00:42:17,277 --> 00:42:18,535
because it's actually a secret.

981
00:42:18,611 --> 00:42:20,611
He thinks I'm doing
way too much for free,

982
00:42:20,688 --> 00:42:22,688
and I promised him
that I would cut back.

983
00:42:22,766 --> 00:42:26,100
So let's just keep it between
you and me.

984
00:42:26,102 --> 00:42:28,119
- Locked. Thrown. Got it.
- Awesome. Great.

985
00:42:28,195 --> 00:42:29,437
Good to see you.
Merry Christmas.

986
00:42:29,439 --> 00:42:30,788
Merry Christmas.

987
00:42:30,865 --> 00:42:33,866
- See you at the wedding.
- You will see me at the wedding.

988
00:42:33,943 --> 00:42:34,959
- See you.
- Oh, my God. Bye.

989
00:42:42,619 --> 00:42:44,209
I'm sorry.

990
00:42:44,287 --> 00:42:46,062
No, it's all good.

991
00:42:46,139 --> 00:42:47,288
You know, we'll just go do
that sleeping thing.

992
00:42:47,290 --> 00:42:50,716
Us disorganized amateurs.

993
00:42:50,794 --> 00:42:52,018
They're real tired.

994
00:42:53,980 --> 00:42:55,405
Bye, friends.

995
00:42:55,481 --> 00:42:56,856
[Rosie]
Bye.

996
00:43:03,656 --> 00:43:06,082
You're not still mad at me,
are you?

997
00:43:06,159 --> 00:43:07,733
No, no.
Look, it's all good.

998
00:43:07,811 --> 00:43:10,235
But just so you know,

999
00:43:10,313 --> 00:43:11,754
not everyone loves planning
as much as you do.

1000
00:43:11,831 --> 00:43:14,239
Some people like things
a little bit freer,

1001
00:43:14,317 --> 00:43:15,983
where they can have this thing
called fun.

1002
00:43:15,985 --> 00:43:17,985
I know, I know. I'm sorry.
I just--

1003
00:43:17,987 --> 00:43:19,929
What I meant was,

1004
00:43:20,006 --> 00:43:21,922
a little organization
can be a good thing.

1005
00:43:23,676 --> 00:43:26,010
God!

1006
00:43:26,087 --> 00:43:28,179
I just want this sleeping
problem to be over.

1007
00:43:28,255 --> 00:43:30,440
Listen, you can't blame that
on being tired.

1008
00:43:30,516 --> 00:43:32,275
Yes, I can, because it affects
everything.

1009
00:43:32,352 --> 00:43:36,428
I guess it just doesn't
bother you as much.

1010
00:43:36,506 --> 00:43:37,947
Just because I handle things
differently

1011
00:43:38,024 --> 00:43:38,856
doesn't mean I'm not
bothered by it.

1012
00:43:38,933 --> 00:43:40,450
Okay, well, go on, then.

1013
00:43:40,526 --> 00:43:41,934
Why aren't you
trying everything

1014
00:43:42,011 --> 00:43:43,861
to figure out
why you can't sleep?

1015
00:43:43,938 --> 00:43:45,437
- I know why I can't sleep
- Okay.

1016
00:43:45,515 --> 00:43:46,848
Do you want to tell me?

1017
00:43:46,850 --> 00:43:48,032
- No, it's stupid.
- Come on, Billy.

1018
00:43:51,037 --> 00:43:51,952
Okay, sure, yeah.

1019
00:43:56,542 --> 00:43:58,283
I'm 13 years old.
I go to bed one night.

1020
00:43:58,361 --> 00:43:59,802
Just a normal night.

1021
00:43:59,879 --> 00:44:02,363
And I wake up in the morning,

1022
00:44:02,365 --> 00:44:04,790
and I see my mom crying

1023
00:44:04,868 --> 00:44:07,218
because my dad
had disappeared.

1024
00:44:07,294 --> 00:44:09,595
Like, totally gone.

1025
00:44:12,225 --> 00:44:16,135
Turns out he had another girl
that he decided to live with.

1026
00:44:16,212 --> 00:44:18,562
He did call me months later,
months later,

1027
00:44:18,639 --> 00:44:20,548
to try and apologize,

1028
00:44:20,550 --> 00:44:21,382
but I'm not going
to talk to him again.

1029
00:44:21,384 --> 00:44:22,325
So...

1030
00:44:27,481 --> 00:44:29,407
that's why I can't sleep.

1031
00:44:29,483 --> 00:44:31,000
Because who knows what might
happen when I do.

1032
00:44:32,745 --> 00:44:33,953
Boy, that...

1033
00:44:36,157 --> 00:44:37,899
I'm so sorry.

1034
00:44:37,901 --> 00:44:38,958
Yeah, well,
I told you it was stupid, so...

1035
00:44:40,403 --> 00:44:41,252
good night.

1036
00:44:46,759 --> 00:44:48,743
[Billy sighs]

1037
00:44:48,745 --> 00:44:49,593
I don't think
it's stupid at all.

1038
00:44:52,506 --> 00:44:54,682
For what it's worth,
I get it.

1039
00:44:57,253 --> 00:44:58,310
My dad was never
really there for me either.

1040
00:45:01,941 --> 00:45:03,515
Yeah, he's a pilot.

1041
00:45:03,593 --> 00:45:06,369
Great at being up in the air,

1042
00:45:06,446 --> 00:45:10,281
but not so good
at being on the ground.

1043
00:45:10,357 --> 00:45:14,210
I thought that I would
see a lot more of him

1044
00:45:14,287 --> 00:45:15,269
after my mom died,

1045
00:45:15,271 --> 00:45:18,122
but, no.

1046
00:45:18,199 --> 00:45:21,884
I mean, he always makes these
big promises to come visit me,

1047
00:45:21,961 --> 00:45:24,036
but...

1048
00:45:24,113 --> 00:45:26,222
anyway...

1049
00:45:26,299 --> 00:45:28,282
I guess that's why
I like making plans

1050
00:45:28,284 --> 00:45:30,226
and sticking to them.

1051
00:45:33,456 --> 00:45:34,305
Yeah, it's odd.

1052
00:45:39,312 --> 00:45:40,811
Good night.

1053
00:45:42,298 --> 00:45:42,855
Good night.

1054
00:46:01,985 --> 00:46:05,653
Lizzie, I think this
is my favorite.

1055
00:46:05,655 --> 00:46:06,763
Sure.

1056
00:46:08,157 --> 00:46:09,414
What?

1057
00:46:09,492 --> 00:46:10,582
You don't like it?

1058
00:46:10,660 --> 00:46:12,101
Hmm?

1059
00:46:12,178 --> 00:46:13,752
Oh, yeah.

1060
00:46:13,830 --> 00:46:15,179
No, they're...
they're lovely.

1061
00:46:19,018 --> 00:46:20,610
Are you feeling
a bit tired again?

1062
00:46:20,686 --> 00:46:23,020
No, no, no. I'm fine.

1063
00:46:23,097 --> 00:46:26,765
Just looking at all of this,
and...

1064
00:46:26,843 --> 00:46:27,950
And?

1065
00:46:30,179 --> 00:46:32,613
Thinking how wonderful
it all is.

1066
00:46:34,867 --> 00:46:35,792
It is wonderful,
isn't it?

1067
00:46:35,868 --> 00:46:38,019
[laughs]

1068
00:46:38,021 --> 00:46:39,945
You know, when Mr. Wright and I
got married,

1069
00:46:40,023 --> 00:46:41,539
we couldn't afford
all of this.

1070
00:46:41,615 --> 00:46:42,857
We had paper plates.

1071
00:46:42,859 --> 00:46:44,041
[laughs]

1072
00:46:44,118 --> 00:46:45,860
And plastic cups.

1073
00:46:45,862 --> 00:46:47,711
Ha!

1074
00:46:47,788 --> 00:46:50,047
<i>♪ Caught up in Christmas... ♪</i>

1075
00:46:50,124 --> 00:46:54,368
Okay, building inspector's
coming at 2:00 p.m. tomorrow.

1076
00:46:54,370 --> 00:46:56,370
Health board, 3:00.
Beer delivery, 3:30.

1077
00:46:56,372 --> 00:46:57,972
Wow. Listen to you.

1078
00:47:00,059 --> 00:47:02,209
I'm impressed.

1079
00:47:02,211 --> 00:47:04,487
- Hey. What's up, Nic?
- Hey.

1080
00:47:04,564 --> 00:47:06,305
So, you're finally
doing it, huh?

1081
00:47:06,382 --> 00:47:08,399
Uh, yeah.

1082
00:47:08,475 --> 00:47:10,809
I'm trying.
I have help, so...

1083
00:47:10,887 --> 00:47:12,662
I'm getting super high
right now.

1084
00:47:12,738 --> 00:47:16,057
[both laugh]

1085
00:47:16,059 --> 00:47:18,059
And look at you.
I mean, you look amazing.

1086
00:47:18,061 --> 00:47:20,670
Oh, thank you.
So do you.

1087
00:47:20,746 --> 00:47:22,487
Yeah, the gym gave me
six new classes to teach,

1088
00:47:22,565 --> 00:47:24,656
so I'm head Zumba
instructor now.

1089
00:47:24,734 --> 00:47:25,066
There you go.
Congratulations.

1090
00:47:25,068 --> 00:47:27,659
[laughs]

1091
00:47:27,737 --> 00:47:29,086
So, who's responsible
for this new Billy, then?

1092
00:47:29,163 --> 00:47:31,347
Did you meet someone, or...?

1093
00:47:31,424 --> 00:47:34,592
No, not quite. It's--

1094
00:47:34,668 --> 00:47:36,260
He's sleeping with someone,
but he's not seeing her.

1095
00:47:37,930 --> 00:47:39,246
[drill whirs]

1096
00:47:39,248 --> 00:47:40,764
Thank you, Andy.

1097
00:47:40,841 --> 00:47:42,841
It's complicated.

1098
00:47:42,919 --> 00:47:45,510
It's a whole-- Do you mind
if I show you around my bar?

1099
00:47:45,588 --> 00:47:48,255
- Come on, let's go. Here you go.
- Sure.

1100
00:47:48,257 --> 00:47:50,682
How about this
for after the band?

1101
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,684
[soulful music plays
over laptop]

1102
00:47:52,762 --> 00:47:55,279
Mm... maybe wait
to plan it.

1103
00:47:55,356 --> 00:47:57,281
What if we kept things
just a little more free?

1104
00:47:57,358 --> 00:47:58,982
What do you mean?

1105
00:47:59,060 --> 00:48:00,434
You don't want to make
a playlist?

1106
00:48:00,436 --> 00:48:01,860
Well, what if people
plugged in their phones,

1107
00:48:01,938 --> 00:48:03,454
played whatever they wanted?

1108
00:48:03,530 --> 00:48:04,714
That'd be cool.

1109
00:48:04,790 --> 00:48:05,956
[phone rings]

1110
00:48:06,033 --> 00:48:08,700
Hello?

1111
00:48:08,778 --> 00:48:09,501
<i>- Party time!
- [all shouting]</i>

1112
00:48:12,131 --> 00:48:14,131
<i>We got your stuff.</i>

1113
00:48:14,208 --> 00:48:17,618
<i>- Come on, we're out front.</i>
- Okay, I'll be right there.

1114
00:48:17,620 --> 00:48:19,044
I'm going to go do this.

1115
00:48:19,122 --> 00:48:20,721
All right.

1116
00:48:23,459 --> 00:48:24,901
[door opens]

1117
00:48:28,798 --> 00:48:30,406
[all laughing]

1118
00:48:30,483 --> 00:48:32,241
Okay, okay, where to next?

1119
00:48:32,318 --> 00:48:33,651
We're guest-listed
at Smartbar.

1120
00:48:33,727 --> 00:48:34,577
- Polly's.
- Drop Lounge.

1121
00:48:34,654 --> 00:48:36,987
- No, no, no. Cuckoo.
- [all] Oh!

1122
00:48:37,064 --> 00:48:38,563
Actually, guys,

1123
00:48:38,641 --> 00:48:41,492
there's this cool bar opening
tonight that I heard about.

1124
00:48:41,568 --> 00:48:43,661
- Should we do that?
- Really, Lizzie?

1125
00:48:43,737 --> 00:48:45,996
Yeah. Why not?

1126
00:48:46,073 --> 00:48:48,090
- Sure. Sure.
- You know what? It's your night.

1127
00:48:48,167 --> 00:48:51,001
It's my night.
Here we go. Thank you.

1128
00:48:51,078 --> 00:48:52,836
<i>♪ This is the season
For loving ♪</i>

1129
00:48:55,158 --> 00:48:57,416
<i>♪ This is the season
For caring ♪</i>

1130
00:48:57,493 --> 00:48:59,176
One, two. One, two.

1131
00:48:59,253 --> 00:49:00,937
Right.

1132
00:49:01,013 --> 00:49:03,255
Let's get shots.

1133
00:49:03,332 --> 00:49:04,056
[all]
Yes

1134
00:49:06,686 --> 00:49:08,169
Lizzie?

1135
00:49:08,171 --> 00:49:09,503
Oh, my God! Hi!

1136
00:49:09,505 --> 00:49:11,505
Hi.

1137
00:49:11,507 --> 00:49:12,690
This place is awesome.

1138
00:49:12,766 --> 00:49:14,433
All right, hey.

1139
00:49:14,510 --> 00:49:15,600
Won a pageant
or something?

1140
00:49:15,678 --> 00:49:17,528
- [laughs]
- We didn't know you were coming.

1141
00:49:17,604 --> 00:49:21,624
Well, we weren't going to,
but you know what they say.

1142
00:49:21,701 --> 00:49:23,459
Man plans and God laughs.

1143
00:49:23,536 --> 00:49:25,294
- That's right.
- Yup.

1144
00:49:25,371 --> 00:49:29,206
I really wanted to apologize
to you guys about the other day.

1145
00:49:29,283 --> 00:49:32,026
I didn't get to, and it hasn't
been sitting right.

1146
00:49:32,028 --> 00:49:34,044
I... I honestly didn't mean
to say it.

1147
00:49:34,121 --> 00:49:36,030
She surprised me,
and I just panicked.

1148
00:49:36,032 --> 00:49:37,881
It's okay. We get it.

1149
00:49:37,958 --> 00:49:39,550
It's cool. It's super stressful
being an elf.

1150
00:49:39,626 --> 00:49:41,143
It is. It actually is.

1151
00:49:41,220 --> 00:49:43,128
[laughs]
Yeah.

1152
00:49:43,206 --> 00:49:44,296
Thank you.
I appreciate that.

1153
00:49:44,373 --> 00:49:45,723
I mean, I don't know
if Billy gets it.

1154
00:49:45,799 --> 00:49:47,057
I tried to explain it to him,

1155
00:49:47,134 --> 00:49:50,469
but then he started talking
about his dad leaving.

1156
00:49:50,546 --> 00:49:52,471
Billy hardly ever talks
about that.

1157
00:49:52,548 --> 00:49:54,548
He must really trust you.

1158
00:49:54,550 --> 00:49:56,233
- Really?
- Yeah.

1159
00:49:56,310 --> 00:49:57,660
He gets it, trust me.

1160
00:49:57,737 --> 00:49:59,220
Speaking of...
hey, Billy.

1161
00:49:59,222 --> 00:50:00,645
Look who's here.

1162
00:50:00,723 --> 00:50:02,647
[Billy]
Oh.

1163
00:50:02,725 --> 00:50:04,391
Well, hello.

1164
00:50:04,393 --> 00:50:06,560
Well, hello.

1165
00:50:06,562 --> 00:50:08,671
I-- I didn't think
you'd want to see me.

1166
00:50:08,748 --> 00:50:11,915
Are you kidding? I'm delighted.
Didn't think you'd slum it here.

1167
00:50:11,992 --> 00:50:12,916
What? I always love
to party on--

1168
00:50:12,993 --> 00:50:14,585
Wait, where the hell
are we again?

1169
00:50:14,661 --> 00:50:16,754
[laughs]

1170
00:50:16,830 --> 00:50:18,497
No, I'm joking, I'm joking.

1171
00:50:18,574 --> 00:50:20,074
Seriously, this place is--
I mean, it's legit.

1172
00:50:20,076 --> 00:50:23,352
Well, you might make some money
on your investment after all.

1173
00:50:23,429 --> 00:50:24,928
No, I still have faith in you
to screw it up.

1174
00:50:25,005 --> 00:50:26,838
Fair. That's fair.

1175
00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:28,357
I just--
I got to give it to you, okay?

1176
00:50:28,434 --> 00:50:32,086
I really need your addresses,

1177
00:50:32,088 --> 00:50:33,362
because I want to invite you all
to the wedding.

1178
00:50:33,439 --> 00:50:36,440
- And Rosie too.
- Wow, thank you. We'd love to.

1179
00:50:36,517 --> 00:50:37,516
- Yeah?
- All right. Yeah, yeah.

1180
00:50:37,593 --> 00:50:39,851
- Nice.
- So, bachelorette,

1181
00:50:39,929 --> 00:50:40,703
you going to sing us
a song?

1182
00:50:40,780 --> 00:50:42,187
Song? No, no, no.

1183
00:50:42,265 --> 00:50:44,782
Yes!

1184
00:50:44,858 --> 00:50:45,766
That's a great idea.
Are you kidding me?

1185
00:50:45,768 --> 00:50:47,451
- No.
- [Billy] Oh, I'm sorry,

1186
00:50:47,528 --> 00:50:49,787
did you not plan to sing,
so I guess you can't?

1187
00:50:49,863 --> 00:50:52,697
Suzanne, we ready to rock?

1188
00:50:52,775 --> 00:50:54,958
- Yes! You're doing it.
- No! Billy!

1189
00:50:55,035 --> 00:50:56,460
Think of it as
my wedding gift to you.

1190
00:50:56,537 --> 00:50:59,613
- Don't leave me up here alone.
- I'm not. I'll stay here.

1191
00:50:59,615 --> 00:51:01,390
Oh, it's perfect.
You know this one?

1192
00:51:01,467 --> 00:51:03,467
I actually do this song.
You know this song?

1193
00:51:03,544 --> 00:51:04,709
Yeah, but I'm not a singer.

1194
00:51:04,787 --> 00:51:05,895
Okay, let's see.

1195
00:51:08,549 --> 00:51:10,232
♪ The boys in the NYPD choir ♪

1196
00:51:10,309 --> 00:51:12,384
♪ Still singing "Galway Bay" ♪

1197
00:51:12,461 --> 00:51:14,219
Oh, wow. He's bad.

1198
00:51:14,297 --> 00:51:17,481
♪ And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas-- ♪

1199
00:51:17,558 --> 00:51:18,407
I'm terrible.
Come on. I need help.

1200
00:51:18,484 --> 00:51:20,242
- All right.
- [Billy] Okay.

1201
00:51:20,319 --> 00:51:22,636
[all cheer]

1202
00:51:22,638 --> 00:51:24,246
Give her a round
of applause.

1203
00:51:26,733 --> 00:51:28,900
You don't think
I know this one?

1204
00:51:28,978 --> 00:51:30,811
♪ You're a bum
You're a punk ♪

1205
00:51:30,813 --> 00:51:32,162
♪ You're an old slut on junk ♪

1206
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:35,666
♪ Lying there almost dead
With a drip in that bed ♪

1207
00:51:35,742 --> 00:51:36,817
♪ You scumbag, you maggot ♪

1208
00:51:36,819 --> 00:51:38,168
♪ You're cheap
And you're haggard ♪

1209
00:51:38,245 --> 00:51:41,597
♪ Happy Christmas your ass
I pray God it's our last ♪

1210
00:51:41,674 --> 00:51:43,081
♪ The boys of the NYPD choir ♪

1211
00:51:43,159 --> 00:51:46,510
♪ Still singing "Galway Bay" ♪

1212
00:51:46,587 --> 00:51:50,940
♪ And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas Day ♪

1213
00:51:51,016 --> 00:51:52,683
[cheers and applause]

1214
00:51:55,354 --> 00:51:57,688
I'm terrible.
I'm more of a dancer.

1215
00:51:57,764 --> 00:51:59,115
- Are you?
- I actually just figured that.

1216
00:52:02,178 --> 00:52:04,769
♪ I could have
Been someone ♪

1217
00:52:04,847 --> 00:52:07,681
♪ Well, so could anyone ♪

1218
00:52:07,683 --> 00:52:11,127
♪ You took my dreams
From me ♪

1219
00:52:11,203 --> 00:52:14,237
♪ When I first found you ♪

1220
00:52:14,315 --> 00:52:17,299
♪ I kept them with me, babe ♪

1221
00:52:17,376 --> 00:52:19,877
♪ I put them with my own ♪

1222
00:52:19,953 --> 00:52:23,697
♪ Can't make it all alone ♪

1223
00:52:23,699 --> 00:52:25,975
♪ I've built my dreams
Around you ♪

1224
00:52:40,399 --> 00:52:42,716
♪ The boys of the NYPD choir ♪

1225
00:52:42,718 --> 00:52:45,886
♪ Still singing "Galway Bay" ♪

1226
00:52:45,888 --> 00:52:48,071
♪ And the bells
Were ringing out ♪

1227
00:52:48,148 --> 00:52:49,656
♪ For Christmas Day ♪

1228
00:52:55,155 --> 00:52:56,747
Hey, guys. Guys, you're doing
an amazing job.

1229
00:52:56,823 --> 00:52:59,324
But Vivian needs you
by the bar.

1230
00:52:59,402 --> 00:53:00,843
- Oh, uh...
- Yeah, of course. Go, go, go.

1231
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:02,011
Yeah, I'll just-- Sorry.

1232
00:53:05,074 --> 00:53:07,424
Oh, Lizzie, this is Nic.

1233
00:53:07,501 --> 00:53:09,018
Nicola, this is Lizzie.

1234
00:53:09,094 --> 00:53:11,520
- Hey. It's nice to meet you.
- Hi. You too.

1235
00:53:11,597 --> 00:53:12,763
I've heard all about you.

1236
00:53:12,839 --> 00:53:14,506
Great.

1237
00:53:14,583 --> 00:53:16,750
Um...

1238
00:53:16,752 --> 00:53:18,752
I'm sorry about...

1239
00:53:18,754 --> 00:53:21,422
I'll see if I can find you
some penis-shaped ice cubes

1240
00:53:21,424 --> 00:53:23,257
or something.

1241
00:53:23,259 --> 00:53:25,442
Your bachelorette.

1242
00:53:25,519 --> 00:53:27,594
Oh, yeah.
That's right.

1243
00:53:27,596 --> 00:53:29,029
Please, that'd be great.

1244
00:53:34,937 --> 00:53:36,361
- [laughs]
- A shot for the rock star.

1245
00:53:36,439 --> 00:53:38,038
Okay.

1246
00:53:39,866 --> 00:53:41,458
Let's do this.

1247
00:53:41,535 --> 00:53:42,709
[all]
Cheers.

1248
00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:45,554
[Kristina]
Oh, wow, girl.

1249
00:53:45,631 --> 00:53:47,205
[laughter]

1250
00:53:47,283 --> 00:53:49,132
So good.

1251
00:53:49,209 --> 00:53:51,452
I'm getting married,
so let's have another.

1252
00:53:51,454 --> 00:53:53,454
[groaning]

1253
00:53:53,456 --> 00:53:54,563
[toilet flushes]

1254
00:53:57,884 --> 00:53:59,401
[sighs]

1255
00:54:04,967 --> 00:54:06,817
I'm sorry.
It was my bachelorette party.

1256
00:54:06,893 --> 00:54:09,245
But people get drunk
on their bachelorette parties.

1257
00:54:09,321 --> 00:54:10,895
You got drunk
on your bachelor night.

1258
00:54:10,973 --> 00:54:12,990
Not that drunk.

1259
00:54:13,066 --> 00:54:14,750
Not my problem you don't like
to lose control.

1260
00:54:14,827 --> 00:54:15,742
What is that
supposed to mean?

1261
00:54:17,329 --> 00:54:19,088
I'm sorry.

1262
00:54:19,164 --> 00:54:20,756
I'm just... I'm just tired.

1263
00:54:20,833 --> 00:54:21,757
Okay?

1264
00:54:24,745 --> 00:54:25,928
[sighs]

1265
00:54:32,661 --> 00:54:34,103
Sorry I'm late.
We're off to a great start.

1266
00:54:34,179 --> 00:54:36,830
Drinks are pouring out,
money's pouring in.

1267
00:54:36,832 --> 00:54:37,922
Congratulations.
That sounds awesome.

1268
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:38,932
Yeah.

1269
00:54:40,853 --> 00:54:45,114
So it was really nice
meeting your... new girlfriend?

1270
00:54:45,190 --> 00:54:48,008
Ex, actually.
She dumped me.

1271
00:54:48,010 --> 00:54:49,952
But we're giving it
another shot.

1272
00:54:50,029 --> 00:54:51,770
Right.

1273
00:54:51,847 --> 00:54:52,788
Well, I'm happy
for you.

1274
00:54:52,865 --> 00:54:54,681
And me.

1275
00:54:54,683 --> 00:54:57,034
I feel much better
about sleeping with you

1276
00:54:57,110 --> 00:54:58,961
now that you're seeing
somebody else.

1277
00:55:00,372 --> 00:55:01,955
Awesome.

1278
00:55:05,878 --> 00:55:07,127
Thank you.

1279
00:55:09,865 --> 00:55:10,973
Talk to me.
What'd you think of the bar?

1280
00:55:11,050 --> 00:55:13,809
- Any feedback?
- Really. I thought it was good.

1281
00:55:13,886 --> 00:55:15,126
I mean, once you iron out
the kinks,

1282
00:55:15,204 --> 00:55:17,479
it's going to be great.

1283
00:55:17,556 --> 00:55:19,148
Oh, yeah? What kinks?

1284
00:55:19,224 --> 00:55:22,133
Well, I mean, the service
was a little bumpy.

1285
00:55:22,211 --> 00:55:23,301
Music was all over the place.

1286
00:55:23,379 --> 00:55:24,378
Champagne was kind of warm.

1287
00:55:24,380 --> 00:55:25,729
No, no, that didn't seem
to stop you

1288
00:55:25,806 --> 00:55:28,215
when you tried to get the entire
bar to do the Macarena.

1289
00:55:28,217 --> 00:55:29,550
[laughs]
Relax.

1290
00:55:29,552 --> 00:55:32,494
I mean, you asked.
I was just pointing things out.

1291
00:55:32,571 --> 00:55:33,978
Yeah, well,
maybe I shouldn't have.

1292
00:55:34,056 --> 00:55:35,572
- [cell phone vibrates]
- Glad you're a silent partner.

1293
00:55:35,649 --> 00:55:37,574
Silent doesn't mean dumb.

1294
00:55:37,651 --> 00:55:39,226
Hello?

1295
00:55:39,228 --> 00:55:40,744
Hey, babe.

1296
00:55:43,415 --> 00:55:46,175
At home? Yeah, of course.

1297
00:55:46,251 --> 00:55:47,843
Why aren't you at work?

1298
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,011
[whispering]
Wait, he's at your house?

1299
00:55:49,088 --> 00:55:50,662
Cycling.

1300
00:55:50,739 --> 00:55:51,996
- Yeah, I...
- Who cycles?

1301
00:55:52,074 --> 00:55:53,682
No, I can't hear you
ringing the doorbell.

1302
00:55:53,759 --> 00:55:57,502
That's weird. Why don't you try
ringing that again.

1303
00:55:57,580 --> 00:55:58,854
- [stammering]
- Still can't hear it ringing.

1304
00:56:00,249 --> 00:56:02,507
[mouthing]

1305
00:56:02,585 --> 00:56:03,842
I can't come down
right now, because I'm...

1306
00:56:03,919 --> 00:56:06,362
- [whispering] Help me.
- [whispering] Just hang up.

1307
00:56:06,438 --> 00:56:08,088
[both mouthing]

1308
00:56:08,090 --> 00:56:10,440
Because I'm in the bath.

1309
00:56:10,517 --> 00:56:11,182
- What?
- Yeah. Just soaking it up.

1310
00:56:11,260 --> 00:56:12,859
Um...

1311
00:56:15,355 --> 00:56:18,765
Yeah, no, you're
absolutely right.

1312
00:56:18,767 --> 00:56:21,359
I'm in the Hotel Racine,
Room 532.

1313
00:56:21,437 --> 00:56:22,694
No, no.

1314
00:56:22,771 --> 00:56:24,454
Okay, bye.

1315
00:56:24,531 --> 00:56:26,048
He's coming over.

1316
00:56:26,125 --> 00:56:28,442
- He's...
- Stop. What are you doing?

1317
00:56:28,444 --> 00:56:30,368
- What do you think I'm doing?
- You can't go, okay?

1318
00:56:30,446 --> 00:56:32,888
He's not going to believe it
if it just comes from me.

1319
00:56:32,965 --> 00:56:35,465
Oh, right, because he's going
to believe me.

1320
00:56:35,542 --> 00:56:37,041
I don't know, maybe.
I mean, look, if you stay,

1321
00:56:37,119 --> 00:56:39,210
it proves you've got
nothing to hide, okay?

1322
00:56:39,288 --> 00:56:40,637
It's so ridiculous,
he's got to believe us.

1323
00:56:40,714 --> 00:56:41,880
- Does he got a gun?
- No!

1324
00:56:41,957 --> 00:56:43,974
- [sighs]
- Yes.

1325
00:56:44,050 --> 00:56:45,292
But he only uses it
for skeet shooting.

1326
00:56:45,294 --> 00:56:48,145
Oh, skeet shooting.
I'm fine, then.

1327
00:56:48,221 --> 00:56:49,312
- I'm out of here.
- Oh, my God, stop. Don't go.

1328
00:56:49,389 --> 00:56:50,797
Oh, my God,
what if he shoots me?

1329
00:56:50,799 --> 00:56:53,467
Frankly, you deserve it,
if only for answering the phone.

1330
00:56:53,469 --> 00:56:55,560
- Josh!
- Aah! How the hell?

1331
00:56:55,638 --> 00:56:56,319
I don't know, dude.
Maybe I got suspicious

1332
00:56:56,396 --> 00:56:57,487
and used Find my Phone.

1333
00:56:57,564 --> 00:57:00,474
No, Josh, just stop.
Let me explain, okay?

1334
00:57:00,476 --> 00:57:01,642
- It's not what you think.
- Of course it's not.

1335
00:57:01,644 --> 00:57:03,735
Men and women meet secretly
in hotel rooms

1336
00:57:03,812 --> 00:57:05,495
for all sorts of things.

1337
00:57:05,572 --> 00:57:07,147
I just can't think
of any offhand.

1338
00:57:07,149 --> 00:57:09,258
Oh, yeah, here's one:
banging each other senseless.

1339
00:57:09,334 --> 00:57:10,575
That is quite popular.

1340
00:57:10,653 --> 00:57:12,669
No, no. Okay, look.

1341
00:57:12,746 --> 00:57:14,930
Billy makes me sleep.

1342
00:57:15,007 --> 00:57:16,490
- What?
- It's true. It's true.

1343
00:57:16,492 --> 00:57:19,268
I can't sleep either, and then
one night I went for a run

1344
00:57:19,344 --> 00:57:22,086
- and she ran me over--
- No, he ran in front of me

1345
00:57:22,164 --> 00:57:23,497
and I hit him,
so I drove us to the hospital.

1346
00:57:23,499 --> 00:57:25,515
- That's what happened.
- She ran me over, and then--

1347
00:57:25,592 --> 00:57:28,685
Anyway, that's when we found out
when we're next to each other,

1348
00:57:28,762 --> 00:57:30,187
- we can sleep.
- Yes, exactly.

1349
00:57:30,263 --> 00:57:32,172
Which is all we do, okay?

1350
00:57:32,174 --> 00:57:33,607
We get together
and we sleep.

1351
00:57:37,846 --> 00:57:39,621
Are you being serious
right now?

1352
00:57:39,698 --> 00:57:41,198
- You expect me to believe this?
- [both] Yes!

1353
00:57:41,274 --> 00:57:44,275
Oh, if you shout it together
like that in unison, of course.

1354
00:57:44,353 --> 00:57:45,777
No, it's true, Josh.

1355
00:57:45,854 --> 00:57:48,538
Okay, look, I know I should
have told you, I know that.

1356
00:57:48,615 --> 00:57:50,114
But I didn't want you
to worry.

1357
00:57:50,192 --> 00:57:52,134
I didn't want you to think that
anything was wrong. It's not.

1358
00:57:52,211 --> 00:57:56,530
Okay? I was just so desperate
to get some sleep

1359
00:57:56,532 --> 00:57:58,307
so that I could wake up each day
and stay focused

1360
00:57:58,383 --> 00:58:01,718
on organizing us
an amazing wedding.

1361
00:58:01,795 --> 00:58:02,978
Oh, I see, so you were
doing it for us.

1362
00:58:03,055 --> 00:58:04,796
Yes, exactly.

1363
00:58:04,873 --> 00:58:06,297
I mean, I know
that sounds crazy,

1364
00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:09,651
but you can't really believe
that I would want to be here.

1365
00:58:09,728 --> 00:58:11,228
Right? With that guy.
Come on.

1366
00:58:11,304 --> 00:58:14,656
[Billy]
Yeah, and I can assure you

1367
00:58:14,733 --> 00:58:15,732
that I'm not at all
interested in her.

1368
00:58:17,886 --> 00:58:19,402
That's not to say
that I can't see

1369
00:58:19,479 --> 00:58:22,146
why she would
be attractive to you.

1370
00:58:22,224 --> 00:58:23,165
She just doesn't do it for me,
you know.

1371
00:58:23,242 --> 00:58:25,058
She's not my type.

1372
00:58:25,060 --> 00:58:27,503
Because I'm not some ditzy
aerobics instructor.

1373
00:58:27,579 --> 00:58:28,670
It's Zumba, and I'm not into
control freaks

1374
00:58:28,747 --> 00:58:30,321
who lose their mind
when a plan changes.

1375
00:58:30,399 --> 00:58:33,157
Yeah, I'm not into lazy slobs
who still think farting's funny.

1376
00:58:33,235 --> 00:58:35,660
Farting is funny. Who doesn't
think farting is funny?

1377
00:58:35,738 --> 00:58:36,169
Okay, okay, that's enough.

1378
00:58:38,407 --> 00:58:39,848
I'm not saying
I believe you.

1379
00:58:39,925 --> 00:58:43,410
But go on, then.
Prove it.

1380
00:58:43,412 --> 00:58:45,579
Prove what?

1381
00:58:45,581 --> 00:58:48,098
Prove that even though you say
you don't like each other,

1382
00:58:48,174 --> 00:58:49,750
that you make each other sleep.

1383
00:58:49,752 --> 00:58:51,418
- Okay, fine. We will.
- Great. Go on. then.

1384
00:58:51,420 --> 00:58:52,252
You good?

1385
00:58:52,254 --> 00:58:54,512
Sure.

1386
00:58:54,590 --> 00:58:56,089
Okay, I have a question, though.

1387
00:58:56,091 --> 00:58:59,593
How are you going to know we're
not pretending to be asleep?

1388
00:58:59,595 --> 00:59:01,111
- Lizzie--
- I just want to know the plan.

1389
00:59:01,187 --> 00:59:02,687
That's a good point.

1390
00:59:02,765 --> 00:59:03,780
Because...

1391
00:59:07,436 --> 00:59:08,544
I am going to take you both
back to my friend

1392
00:59:08,620 --> 00:59:11,438
at the sleep clinic
and have you monitored.

1393
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:12,697
That's a great idea.

1394
00:59:12,775 --> 00:59:15,275
Wait, what the hell's
a sleep clinic?

1395
00:59:15,277 --> 00:59:16,626
What the hell's
a sleep clinic?

1396
00:59:16,703 --> 00:59:20,447
It's actually very legit,
and you're coming with us.

1397
00:59:20,449 --> 00:59:22,040
- No, I'm not going.
- Yeah, you are.

1398
00:59:22,117 --> 00:59:23,392
- No, I'm not.
- Actually, you're coming.

1399
00:59:23,468 --> 00:59:26,228
Okay, listen, you guys expect me
to take the night off

1400
00:59:26,305 --> 00:59:27,971
from my new bar
at Christmastime

1401
00:59:28,048 --> 00:59:29,122
so we can go to a clinic

1402
00:59:29,124 --> 00:59:31,124
to prove that we make each other
sleep?

1403
00:59:31,126 --> 00:59:33,143
- Yes!
- Yes!

1404
00:59:33,219 --> 00:59:34,903
When you shout it
together like that, then...

1405
00:59:39,468 --> 00:59:40,066
I'll make some calls.

1406
00:59:55,818 --> 00:59:57,167
[whispering]
"Control freak"?

1407
00:59:57,243 --> 00:59:59,820
Oh, "Lazy slob"?

1408
00:59:59,822 --> 01:00:02,580
I know. I know.
I'm sorry for all of this.

1409
01:00:02,658 --> 01:00:03,915
It's fine.

1410
01:00:03,992 --> 01:00:05,992
Jeez, you never told me
he looked like that. Wow.

1411
01:00:05,994 --> 01:00:07,269
What is he,
a Chippendale?

1412
01:00:10,090 --> 01:00:12,107
If I were any dumber,
I'd think you're jealous

1413
01:00:12,184 --> 01:00:13,942
that I'm getting back together
with Nicola.

1414
01:00:14,019 --> 01:00:15,277
Trust me, you couldn't be
any dumber.

1415
01:00:15,354 --> 01:00:16,778
(Scoffing)

1416
01:00:16,855 --> 01:00:18,188
Okay, all done.

1417
01:00:18,264 --> 01:00:22,342
I've never tested two people
at the same time before.

1418
01:00:22,344 --> 01:00:24,102
Lizzie, you know the drill.

1419
01:00:24,179 --> 01:00:25,120
[door closes]

1420
01:00:25,197 --> 01:00:26,237
[sighs]

1421
01:00:30,110 --> 01:00:32,369
[doctor, over intercom]
<i>Okay, good night, you two.</i>

1422
01:00:32,445 --> 01:00:33,128
<i>Sleep well.</i>

1423
01:00:36,041 --> 01:00:37,540
What if we can't sleep?

1424
01:00:37,617 --> 01:00:40,210
Then Josh will conclude that
we've been screwing each other.

1425
01:00:40,286 --> 01:00:41,862
My life is over.

1426
01:00:41,864 --> 01:00:43,530
Oh. Good.

1427
01:00:43,532 --> 01:00:44,714
No pressure.

1428
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:48,385
We got this.

1429
01:00:48,461 --> 01:00:50,479
Yeah. Yeah. Do we?

1430
01:00:59,047 --> 01:01:00,822
♪ Turn the lights
Turn the lights down low ♪

1431
01:01:02,885 --> 01:01:05,068
♪ Yeah ♪

1432
01:01:05,145 --> 01:01:07,329
♪ Girl, I can feel you
Breathing slow ♪

1433
01:01:07,406 --> 01:01:08,830
I mean, thank you
for trying,

1434
01:01:08,907 --> 01:01:11,825
but I think that's actually
going to keep me awake.

1435
01:01:15,580 --> 01:01:17,172
[whispers]
Just shut it down.

1436
01:01:20,752 --> 01:01:22,836
[inhales and exhales]

1437
01:01:26,925 --> 01:01:28,508
Well, they're asleep.

1438
01:01:31,246 --> 01:01:33,012
Don't worry.
She'll be awake in half an hour.

1439
01:01:48,855 --> 01:01:49,946
Wait.

1440
01:02:04,613 --> 01:02:06,112
Josh.

1441
01:02:06,114 --> 01:02:07,705
- Josh.
- Hmm?

1442
01:02:07,783 --> 01:02:08,798
It's Christmas Eve,

1443
01:02:08,875 --> 01:02:10,617
and I still have to drive
to Cedar Rapids

1444
01:02:10,619 --> 01:02:12,877
so I can spend the next
24 hours arguing with my dad

1445
01:02:12,955 --> 01:02:16,231
about whatever it was
he saw on Fox News this morning.

1446
01:02:16,308 --> 01:02:17,899
So...

1447
01:02:19,644 --> 01:02:20,643
All right.

1448
01:02:22,647 --> 01:02:23,964
All right.

1449
01:02:23,966 --> 01:02:25,815
[door opens]

1450
01:02:30,655 --> 01:02:31,988
There's nothing here that shows
abnormal activity.

1451
01:02:32,065 --> 01:02:34,975
Okay, then why can't they sleep
without each other?

1452
01:02:34,977 --> 01:02:39,087
It's hard to say.
Could be an outside disturbance.

1453
01:02:39,164 --> 01:02:40,830
Another person moving
or snoring, for example.

1454
01:02:40,907 --> 01:02:43,074
Could be an inner disturbance.
Anxiety.

1455
01:02:43,151 --> 01:02:44,484
So you're saying
that they're anxious

1456
01:02:44,486 --> 01:02:45,668
when they're not
near each other.

1457
01:02:45,745 --> 01:02:48,004
- Possibly.
- But they're not when they are.

1458
01:02:48,081 --> 01:02:48,922
Possibly.

1459
01:02:51,251 --> 01:02:51,883
Can we go do my paperwork
so I can go?

1460
01:02:58,834 --> 01:03:00,558
[zipper rasps]

1461
01:03:03,263 --> 01:03:04,020
Merry Christmas.

1462
01:03:07,433 --> 01:03:08,784
And this stops right now.

1463
01:03:18,854 --> 01:03:20,295
Ed, thank you for being
so understanding.

1464
01:03:20,372 --> 01:03:22,280
I feel a huge weight
has been lifted.

1465
01:03:22,357 --> 01:03:24,524
Good.

1466
01:03:24,526 --> 01:03:26,968
And I think the doctor
might be right.

1467
01:03:27,045 --> 01:03:28,545
Now that I know
there's nothing scientific,

1468
01:03:28,621 --> 01:03:32,215
I feel like I might be able
to get some sleep.

1469
01:03:32,292 --> 01:03:34,309
Well, let's just hope
Santa doesn't wake you

1470
01:03:34,386 --> 01:03:36,052
when he comes down
the chimney tonight.

1471
01:03:36,129 --> 01:03:36,928
Thank you.

1472
01:03:40,876 --> 01:03:43,301
<i>♪ Have yourself ♪</i>

1473
01:03:43,378 --> 01:03:46,822
<i>♪ A merry little Christmas ♪</i>

1474
01:03:49,067 --> 01:03:52,994
<i>♪ Let your heart be light ♪</i>

1475
01:03:55,815 --> 01:03:59,150
<i>♪ From now on ♪</i>

1476
01:03:59,227 --> 01:04:02,829
<i>♪ Our troubles
Will be out of sight ♪</i>

1477
01:04:10,330 --> 01:04:12,496
<i>♪ Have yourself ♪</i>

1478
01:04:12,574 --> 01:04:16,743
<i>♪ A merry little Christmas ♪</i>

1479
01:04:16,745 --> 01:04:20,847
<i>♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪</i>

1480
01:04:24,344 --> 01:04:25,861
<i>♪ From now on ♪</i>

1481
01:04:25,937 --> 01:04:29,272
<i>♪ Our troubles
Will be miles... ♪</i>

1482
01:04:29,349 --> 01:04:31,867
Open this one
from Uncle Billy.

1483
01:04:34,112 --> 01:04:36,204
Do it. Do it. Just rip it.

1484
01:04:36,281 --> 01:04:37,447
Rip it.

1485
01:04:38,950 --> 01:04:40,116
A baseball game.

1486
01:04:40,193 --> 01:04:41,618
I love it.

1487
01:04:41,694 --> 01:04:43,620
Uncle Billy,
can we play it now.

1488
01:04:43,696 --> 01:04:46,047
Uh, maybe later, kiddo.

1489
01:04:46,124 --> 01:04:46,873
I'm a little tired.

1490
01:04:50,536 --> 01:04:52,295
[Lizzie]
No, Kris, you don't understand.

1491
01:04:52,372 --> 01:04:55,724
He thought I was sleeping,
but I was totally faking it.

1492
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:56,616
And when he asked me
how it was this morning,

1493
01:04:56,618 --> 01:04:57,951
I told him it was velvety.

1494
01:04:57,953 --> 01:05:01,137
Well, maybe it's time
to think about calling it off.

1495
01:05:01,214 --> 01:05:02,731
- You still have a week to go.
- Are you insane?

1496
01:05:02,807 --> 01:05:04,548
I'm calling you to talk me
off the ledge,

1497
01:05:04,626 --> 01:05:06,309
not push me off of it.

1498
01:05:06,386 --> 01:05:08,236
I'm just saying that I saw
you and Billy

1499
01:05:08,313 --> 01:05:10,221
- singing up there at the bar...
- Krissy!

1500
01:05:10,298 --> 01:05:12,390
Josh and I are two peas
in a pod. You said that.

1501
01:05:12,467 --> 01:05:13,909
Yeah, but maybe those two peas
should just be friends.

1502
01:05:13,985 --> 01:05:17,804
Maybe those two peas shouldn't
be living in the same pea pod

1503
01:05:17,806 --> 01:05:18,805
<i>for the rest
of their pea lives.</i>

1504
01:05:18,807 --> 01:05:20,582
<i>Besides, Josh will be fine.</i>

1505
01:05:20,659 --> 01:05:22,066
He's like a super-hot surgeon
with amazing taste in flowers,

1506
01:05:22,144 --> 01:05:24,753
and I know that I'm gay,
but I would totally... you know.

1507
01:05:24,829 --> 01:05:27,330
Well, I wouldn't totally,
because he's your fiancé.

1508
01:05:27,407 --> 01:05:28,572
Okay, yeah, I get it.

1509
01:05:28,650 --> 01:05:29,907
<i>These are just normal
wedding jitters.</i>

1510
01:05:29,985 --> 01:05:33,002
Okay, I'm just going
to trust my thought process

1511
01:05:33,079 --> 01:05:35,505
when I was sleeping properly and
excited about getting married.

1512
01:05:35,581 --> 01:05:37,432
Not now, when I'm so tired
I can barely stand.

1513
01:05:37,509 --> 01:05:39,659
So, please.

1514
01:05:39,661 --> 01:05:41,419
<i>Just help me get through
these next six days.</i>

1515
01:05:41,496 --> 01:05:42,345
Of course. I got you.

1516
01:05:42,422 --> 01:05:43,754
You're my ride or die.

1517
01:05:43,832 --> 01:05:47,183
Thank you. I love you,
because I am a wreck right now.

1518
01:05:47,260 --> 01:05:47,776
<i>Well, we all know
the cure for that.</i>

1519
01:05:47,852 --> 01:05:49,852
- We do?
<i>- Sure.</i>

1520
01:05:49,929 --> 01:05:51,095
It's concealer.

1521
01:05:51,173 --> 01:05:52,430
[sighs]

1522
01:05:52,507 --> 01:05:53,856
Okay, bye.

1523
01:05:56,528 --> 01:05:57,844
[sighs]

1524
01:05:57,846 --> 01:05:58,954
[laughs]

1525
01:06:00,682 --> 01:06:02,273
Sorry.

1526
01:06:02,350 --> 01:06:03,741
- Hi.
- Hi.

1527
01:06:07,522 --> 01:06:09,539
Yo. How's it going?

1528
01:06:09,615 --> 01:06:10,873
Well, I'm trying to be happy
that he's here,

1529
01:06:10,950 --> 01:06:13,802
but even though he's here,
he's not really here.

1530
01:06:16,122 --> 01:06:17,130
Ah.

1531
01:06:18,867 --> 01:06:20,550
Yo, Billy!

1532
01:06:20,626 --> 01:06:22,535
What's going on, man?

1533
01:06:22,537 --> 01:06:24,646
Oh, nothing. Just...

1534
01:06:24,723 --> 01:06:26,297
just trying to make a decision
about something.

1535
01:06:26,374 --> 01:06:27,874
Mm. That's fine.

1536
01:06:27,876 --> 01:06:28,766
You know what?

1537
01:06:30,228 --> 01:06:31,820
Toss a coin.

1538
01:06:31,896 --> 01:06:32,821
If you think it's going
the wrong way,

1539
01:06:32,897 --> 01:06:35,898
then you know
what you really want.

1540
01:06:35,975 --> 01:06:36,974
That makes no sense.

1541
01:06:37,052 --> 01:06:39,385
It makes sense in my head.

1542
01:06:39,387 --> 01:06:40,996
- I'll toss it.
- Okay.

1543
01:06:41,072 --> 01:06:42,163
- You want to call it?
- [snaps fingers]

1544
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:42,989
Heads.

1545
01:06:44,817 --> 01:06:46,484
- Tails.
- No.

1546
01:06:46,561 --> 01:06:48,169
Hey, at least you know.

1547
01:06:48,246 --> 01:06:49,170
So, what was the question?

1548
01:06:49,247 --> 01:06:51,155
[sighs]

1549
01:06:51,233 --> 01:06:52,899
Whether or not to break it off
with Nicola

1550
01:06:52,901 --> 01:06:53,675
and tell Lizzie
I'm madly in love with her.

1551
01:06:56,071 --> 01:06:57,295
You want a drink?
Let me make you a drink quick.

1552
01:07:01,167 --> 01:07:02,742
- Thanks for coming.
- Yeah, no problem.

1553
01:07:02,744 --> 01:07:04,577
Sorry it had to wait
so long.

1554
01:07:04,579 --> 01:07:07,597
So we've almost made it.

1555
01:07:07,673 --> 01:07:09,357
Wedding is tomorrow.

1556
01:07:09,434 --> 01:07:12,360
- Yeah.
- Oh, wow.

1557
01:07:12,437 --> 01:07:13,844
Bottle top openers.

1558
01:07:13,922 --> 01:07:15,363
Classy touch.

1559
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:19,367
Listen, jerk, you know how many
beers I had to drink for that?

1560
01:07:19,444 --> 01:07:21,944
[laughs]

1561
01:07:22,021 --> 01:07:24,855
Okay, so I wanted you
to have something.

1562
01:07:24,933 --> 01:07:26,115
I bought it for you earlier.

1563
01:07:26,192 --> 01:07:28,376
But... close your eyes.

1564
01:07:28,453 --> 01:07:29,160
- Really?
- Yeah.

1565
01:07:33,958 --> 01:07:35,275
Wrapped it myself
in a bag, so...

1566
01:07:35,277 --> 01:07:37,443
- Really? Thank you.
- Okay.

1567
01:07:37,445 --> 01:07:39,003
- Should I open it?
- Yeah, if you want to see it.

1568
01:07:42,450 --> 01:07:43,874
Huh?
[laughs]

1569
01:07:43,952 --> 01:07:46,561
It's a throw pillow.
You can never have too many.

1570
01:07:46,638 --> 01:07:47,896
- Yeah, exactly.
- Right? Yeah.

1571
01:07:47,972 --> 01:07:49,305
Rosie took it.
It's stupid.

1572
01:07:49,382 --> 01:07:51,624
[laughs]

1573
01:07:51,626 --> 01:07:52,350
That's awesome.
Thank you.

1574
01:07:54,462 --> 01:07:56,479
- So--
- So, listen...

1575
01:07:56,556 --> 01:07:58,314
- Oh, sorry. You go.
- No, please.

1576
01:07:58,391 --> 01:08:00,483
- No, no, no. You go first.
- Okay.

1577
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:01,859
[sighs]

1578
01:08:05,657 --> 01:08:07,064
I've been thinking about us.

1579
01:08:07,142 --> 01:08:12,662
And Josh still wants everybody
to come to the wedding.

1580
01:08:12,738 --> 01:08:16,240
But we'd rather you pay off
the loan as soon as possible.

1581
01:08:16,318 --> 01:08:18,093
Oh.

1582
01:08:18,169 --> 01:08:21,262
And he would prefer it

1583
01:08:21,339 --> 01:08:24,173
if you and I were not
business partners.

1584
01:08:24,250 --> 01:08:26,993
Yeah, that makes sense.

1585
01:08:26,995 --> 01:08:29,329
- I'll see what I can do with--
- Thank you.

1586
01:08:29,331 --> 01:08:30,930
Yeah, that--
I'd really appreciate it.

1587
01:08:32,851 --> 01:08:34,667
[sighs]

1588
01:08:34,669 --> 01:08:37,612
- So, your turn.
- Huh?

1589
01:08:37,689 --> 01:08:38,020
You wanted to say
something?

1590
01:08:44,012 --> 01:08:45,444
Doesn't matter.
It's... it was stupid.

1591
01:08:47,940 --> 01:08:50,199
- You sure?
- Yeah, no, I'm totally sure.

1592
01:08:50,276 --> 01:08:51,775
- It feels like--
- Yeah, sure.

1593
01:08:51,853 --> 01:08:53,277
- Thank you.
- I'll take this, yeah.

1594
01:08:53,355 --> 01:08:54,629
Okay.

1595
01:08:57,359 --> 01:08:59,134
Hey, just one more thing.

1596
01:09:02,121 --> 01:09:03,363
I was thinking about your dad
leaving,

1597
01:09:03,365 --> 01:09:05,789
and that wasn't your fault.

1598
01:09:05,867 --> 01:09:06,474
You know that, right?

1599
01:09:08,036 --> 01:09:10,311
Yeah.

1600
01:09:10,388 --> 01:09:12,630
No. Really.
It wasn't, Billy.

1601
01:09:12,707 --> 01:09:15,708
He may have screwed up,
but you're not like him.

1602
01:09:15,710 --> 01:09:16,309
You're an amazing guy.

1603
01:09:17,970 --> 01:09:18,987
And, unlike him...

1604
01:09:20,882 --> 01:09:22,991
I bet you'd be
an incredible dad.

1605
01:09:28,481 --> 01:09:30,056
Uh, yeah, I'm going to get
back to work.

1606
01:09:30,058 --> 01:09:30,823
Yeah.

1607
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:38,339
All right.
Take care of that pillow.

1608
01:09:38,416 --> 01:09:40,082
Don't drool on that.

1609
01:09:40,159 --> 01:09:41,325
You dick.

1610
01:09:41,403 --> 01:09:42,001
[laughs]

1611
01:09:44,088 --> 01:09:45,346
Bye.

1612
01:09:45,423 --> 01:09:49,242
[door opens and closes]

1613
01:09:49,244 --> 01:09:51,019
[sighs]

1614
01:09:51,095 --> 01:09:52,578
Billy.

1615
01:09:52,580 --> 01:09:54,580
Oh! Whoopsie.

1616
01:09:54,582 --> 01:09:56,432
- Who's next?
- Billy!

1617
01:09:56,509 --> 01:09:59,194
Come on, who wants some shots?
It's New Year's Eve tomorrow.

1618
01:09:59,270 --> 01:10:01,029
You want one? Yeah, I do!

1619
01:10:01,105 --> 01:10:01,938
- Whoo!
- [glass shatters]

1620
01:10:03,758 --> 01:10:05,182
Okay, I can do that better.

1621
01:10:05,260 --> 01:10:06,442
Watch this.

1622
01:10:06,519 --> 01:10:07,777
Whoo!

1623
01:10:09,188 --> 01:10:10,872
Andy?

1624
01:10:10,949 --> 01:10:12,040
We need help.

1625
01:10:19,699 --> 01:10:21,774
Oh.

1626
01:10:21,776 --> 01:10:22,884
Those go on the upstairs
balcony.

1627
01:10:30,952 --> 01:10:32,009
Lizzie.

1628
01:10:34,622 --> 01:10:36,714
Here.

1629
01:10:36,791 --> 01:10:38,566
Okay, let's go over
the plan, shall we?

1630
01:10:38,643 --> 01:10:40,643
Shower now.
Hair starts at 10:00.

1631
01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:41,627
Makeup at 11:00.
Dress on at 12:00.

1632
01:10:41,629 --> 01:10:42,853
And pictures at 12:30.

1633
01:10:44,299 --> 01:10:45,481
[sighs]

1634
01:10:45,558 --> 01:10:46,816
Sounds good.

1635
01:10:46,892 --> 01:10:48,301
We're doing it.

1636
01:10:48,303 --> 01:10:50,152
Let's do it.

1637
01:10:50,229 --> 01:10:51,362
[groans]

1638
01:11:26,007 --> 01:11:27,840
Whoa. What are you doing?

1639
01:11:27,842 --> 01:11:30,176
Hey, where'd you come from?

1640
01:11:30,178 --> 01:11:33,771
I slept on the floor after
we carried you home last night.

1641
01:11:33,848 --> 01:11:35,515
Thought I'd keep Andy company

1642
01:11:35,517 --> 01:11:36,516
in case you try to fight
anyone again.

1643
01:11:36,518 --> 01:11:38,293
Oh.

1644
01:11:38,369 --> 01:11:39,943
What are you doing?

1645
01:11:40,021 --> 01:11:41,537
I'm cleaning up my act.

1646
01:11:41,614 --> 01:11:43,781
- [laughs]
- Right.

1647
01:11:43,858 --> 01:11:45,967
Very literal.

1648
01:11:46,044 --> 01:11:47,451
Are you sure you need
to pour it all away?

1649
01:11:47,529 --> 01:11:49,304
No. Good point.

1650
01:11:49,380 --> 01:11:50,921
Here, take it.

1651
01:11:53,217 --> 01:11:53,975
Thank you.

1652
01:11:54,052 --> 01:11:55,459
I'm sorry.

1653
01:11:55,537 --> 01:11:59,129
You trusted me, you left
your job, and I let you down.

1654
01:11:59,207 --> 01:12:00,556
- I won't do it again.
- It's okay.

1655
01:12:00,633 --> 01:12:02,141
That's what friends are for.

1656
01:12:04,712 --> 01:12:06,487
Look, there's something
I need to do,

1657
01:12:06,564 --> 01:12:08,731
so just take everything I got,

1658
01:12:08,808 --> 01:12:10,140
especially the tequila
and the vodka.

1659
01:12:10,218 --> 01:12:12,160
I heard that!

1660
01:12:16,724 --> 01:12:17,990
[phone line ringing]

1661
01:12:21,896 --> 01:12:23,245
Dad.

1662
01:12:23,322 --> 01:12:25,122
Hey, it's Billy.

1663
01:12:31,072 --> 01:12:32,463
I know, I know. It's...

1664
01:12:35,334 --> 01:12:37,352
Yeah.

1665
01:12:37,428 --> 01:12:39,261
It's nice to hear
your voice.

1666
01:12:45,678 --> 01:12:47,103
Where's my princess?

1667
01:12:48,756 --> 01:12:49,755
Dad?

1668
01:12:49,757 --> 01:12:51,515
Lizzie?

1669
01:12:51,593 --> 01:12:53,534
Oh!

1670
01:12:53,611 --> 01:12:56,095
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm late.

1671
01:12:56,097 --> 01:12:57,930
Look at you.

1672
01:12:57,932 --> 01:13:00,875
Oh! Short story long:
a guy got sick in Dubai,

1673
01:13:00,952 --> 01:13:02,025
I had to take his route
to Paris,

1674
01:13:02,103 --> 01:13:04,270
I missed my connection
in Amsterdam.

1675
01:13:04,272 --> 01:13:06,047
It's okay.
It's so good to see you.

1676
01:13:06,124 --> 01:13:07,865
[sighs]

1677
01:13:07,942 --> 01:13:09,275
Hey, babe,
are you showered yet?

1678
01:13:09,277 --> 01:13:11,368
Yeah, I hit the hot spots.

1679
01:13:11,446 --> 01:13:13,554
Knock, knock.

1680
01:13:13,631 --> 01:13:16,057
- Uncle Billy!
- [Billy] Yay!

1681
01:13:16,134 --> 01:13:18,208
Hey, are we going
to this wedding, or what?

1682
01:13:18,286 --> 01:13:19,710
- Sure.
- Great. But first,

1683
01:13:19,787 --> 01:13:22,379
Gemma, I'm sorry for being
grumpy on Christmas Day.

1684
01:13:22,457 --> 01:13:23,806
- It's okay.
- Thank you.

1685
01:13:23,883 --> 01:13:27,551
Rosie, I'm sorry for being
grumpy on Christmas Day.

1686
01:13:27,629 --> 01:13:28,961
- It's okay.
- Thank you.

1687
01:13:28,963 --> 01:13:30,238
You can bring
your baseball game.

1688
01:13:30,314 --> 01:13:31,555
We'll play it in the car.
All right?

1689
01:13:31,633 --> 01:13:32,523
Andy...

1690
01:13:34,802 --> 01:13:35,901
thanks for being
such a good friend.

1691
01:13:37,655 --> 01:13:38,821
It's all good.

1692
01:13:38,898 --> 01:13:41,824
Great. Now, do you have
a suit I can borrow?

1693
01:13:41,901 --> 01:13:44,477
I knew it.
I knew that's what--

1694
01:13:44,479 --> 01:13:45,870
You need something,
didn't you?

1695
01:13:53,078 --> 01:13:54,670
[indistinct chatter]

1696
01:14:04,207 --> 01:14:06,149
Wow.

1697
01:14:06,225 --> 01:14:07,892
Oh, man. That's nice.

1698
01:14:10,971 --> 01:14:13,214
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

1699
01:14:13,216 --> 01:14:15,474
I just think my hangover
is finally kicking in.

1700
01:14:15,552 --> 01:14:17,809
Hey.

1701
01:14:17,887 --> 01:14:19,311
Are you the guys from the...

1702
01:14:19,389 --> 01:14:19,887
Lizzie's friends.

1703
01:14:19,922 --> 01:14:22,723
It's you guys.

1704
01:14:22,725 --> 01:14:23,908
- Is that Santa?
- No. Wrong guy.

1705
01:14:23,984 --> 01:14:25,668
You're Santa, aren't you?

1706
01:14:25,745 --> 01:14:27,319
- No.
- Santa would do that.

1707
01:14:27,397 --> 01:14:28,171
It is you.

1708
01:14:29,566 --> 01:14:32,066
Santa!

1709
01:14:32,068 --> 01:14:33,584
I am so sorry.

1710
01:14:33,661 --> 01:14:35,069
I completely forgot.

1711
01:14:35,071 --> 01:14:37,013
Do not tell Josh.

1712
01:14:37,089 --> 01:14:37,796
My man.

1713
01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:48,507
I can't do this.
I'm sorry, I can't do this.

1714
01:14:48,585 --> 01:14:50,100
- You stay. I got to go.
- Where are you going?

1715
01:14:50,177 --> 01:14:52,177
- Got to go home.
- [Andy grunts]

1716
01:14:52,255 --> 01:14:54,146
Are you crazy?
That's so far.

1717
01:14:58,261 --> 01:14:59,202
[Lizzie's dad]
So the turbulence gets worse,

1718
01:14:59,278 --> 01:15:00,536
and the passengers
are freaking out.

1719
01:15:00,613 --> 01:15:02,763
I mean, screaming, crying,
throwing up. I think,

1720
01:15:02,765 --> 01:15:05,875
"I got to calm them down.
I know, I'll tell them a joke."

1721
01:15:05,952 --> 01:15:07,359
So I get on the intercom
and I go,

1722
01:15:07,437 --> 01:15:10,213
"Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.

1723
01:15:10,289 --> 01:15:12,623
"A man goes to a zoo.

1724
01:15:12,700 --> 01:15:15,610
The zoo is so bad that it only
has one dog."

1725
01:15:15,612 --> 01:15:17,553
Know what kind it was?

1726
01:15:17,630 --> 01:15:19,555
Lizzie?

1727
01:15:19,632 --> 01:15:20,798
What kind do you
think it was?

1728
01:15:22,285 --> 01:15:23,375
What what was?

1729
01:15:23,453 --> 01:15:25,377
The dog.

1730
01:15:25,455 --> 01:15:27,221
What dog?

1731
01:15:29,049 --> 01:15:31,976
Oh, we're here.

1732
01:15:32,052 --> 01:15:33,236
Let's get you hitched.

1733
01:15:33,312 --> 01:15:34,061
Okay.

1734
01:15:35,632 --> 01:15:36,405
[exhales]

1735
01:15:38,968 --> 01:15:40,317
[bells tolling]

1736
01:15:46,142 --> 01:15:47,733
[car door closes]

1737
01:15:47,810 --> 01:15:49,477
Lizzie, you look wonderful.

1738
01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:50,586
You ready for this?

1739
01:15:57,670 --> 01:15:59,595
Excellent.
Okay, let's go.

1740
01:16:01,824 --> 01:16:03,424
["Bridal Chorus" playing]

1741
01:16:46,869 --> 01:16:49,203
Now before we begin,
it is my obligation

1742
01:16:49,205 --> 01:16:52,540
to ask if there's anyone present
who knows of any legal reason

1743
01:16:52,542 --> 01:16:55,934
why these two should not be wed
in holy matrimony?

1744
01:17:01,217 --> 01:17:02,316
Okay, let's begin.

1745
01:17:04,570 --> 01:17:06,220
Joshua George Wright,

1746
01:17:06,222 --> 01:17:09,981
do you give yourself to
Elizabeth Jasmine Skye Hinnell

1747
01:17:10,059 --> 01:17:11,392
to be her husband,

1748
01:17:11,394 --> 01:17:13,318
to love her, care for her,

1749
01:17:13,396 --> 01:17:16,731
honor and protect her
as long as you both shall live?

1750
01:17:16,733 --> 01:17:17,748
I do.

1751
01:17:19,585 --> 01:17:22,086
Elizabeth Jasmine
Skye Hinnell,

1752
01:17:22,162 --> 01:17:24,680
do you give yourself
to Joshua George Wright,

1753
01:17:24,757 --> 01:17:27,074
- to be his wife...
- [camera clicks]

1754
01:17:27,076 --> 01:17:28,759
...to love him, care for him,

1755
01:17:28,836 --> 01:17:30,411
honor and protect him

1756
01:17:30,413 --> 01:17:31,595
as long as you both
shall live?

1757
01:17:46,946 --> 01:17:48,529
Uh, Lizzie?

1758
01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:52,282
Lizzie?

1759
01:17:52,359 --> 01:17:53,826
[whispering]
Lizzie?

1760
01:17:55,195 --> 01:17:55,869
Lizzie?

1761
01:17:57,607 --> 01:17:59,865
Lizzie? Lizzie?

1762
01:17:59,942 --> 01:18:00,883
[gasps]

1763
01:18:03,036 --> 01:18:04,553
Oh, wow, did I just...?

1764
01:18:04,630 --> 01:18:06,055
[clears throat]

1765
01:18:06,132 --> 01:18:07,281
Yeah, I did.

1766
01:18:07,283 --> 01:18:08,707
Uh...

1767
01:18:08,785 --> 01:18:11,894
sorry, I just haven't
been sleeping well.

1768
01:18:11,971 --> 01:18:13,804
Overexcited, I guess.
Please, continue.

1769
01:18:13,881 --> 01:18:16,473
[laughs]

1770
01:18:16,550 --> 01:18:18,793
Elizabeth Jasmine
Skye Hinnell,

1771
01:18:18,795 --> 01:18:20,978
- do you give yourself to-- ?
- Hold on.

1772
01:18:21,054 --> 01:18:23,388
What do you mean
you haven't been sleeping well?

1773
01:18:23,466 --> 01:18:24,573
I thought you've been
sleeping fine.

1774
01:18:24,650 --> 01:18:25,741
You said it was velvety.

1775
01:18:25,818 --> 01:18:27,893
Josh, please, not now.

1776
01:18:27,970 --> 01:18:29,153
Not now?

1777
01:18:29,229 --> 01:18:31,572
You just nodded off
in the middle of our vows.

1778
01:18:33,309 --> 01:18:36,401
Lizzie, have you been
faking it?

1779
01:18:36,479 --> 01:18:39,371
No! No.

1780
01:18:41,241 --> 01:18:41,874
Well, maybe.

1781
01:18:44,077 --> 01:18:45,094
[sighs]

1782
01:18:45,171 --> 01:18:46,912
Yes.

1783
01:18:46,989 --> 01:18:48,764
- Mm.
- I'm so sorry, Josh.

1784
01:18:48,841 --> 01:18:49,598
I really...

1785
01:18:49,675 --> 01:18:51,508
[sighs]

1786
01:18:51,585 --> 01:18:52,593
...I wanted to tell you.

1787
01:18:53,830 --> 01:18:55,938
Oh, God, I should
have told you.

1788
01:18:56,015 --> 01:18:59,257
Okay, and what else
haven't you been telling me?

1789
01:18:59,335 --> 01:19:00,851
I mean, this may not be
the right time to ask this,

1790
01:19:00,928 --> 01:19:03,687
or maybe this is exactly
the right time to ask this.

1791
01:19:06,099 --> 01:19:08,284
Do you love me?

1792
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:10,177
Do you really love me
and want to marry me?

1793
01:19:10,179 --> 01:19:12,863
Josh, honey,
that's enough.

1794
01:19:12,940 --> 01:19:14,198
No, Mom.

1795
01:19:14,274 --> 01:19:16,292
This isn't just about today.

1796
01:19:16,368 --> 01:19:17,367
This is about the rest
of our lives.

1797
01:19:19,780 --> 01:19:22,298
Lizzie, I love you more than
anything in the world,

1798
01:19:22,374 --> 01:19:23,858
and I want to be with you
forever.

1799
01:19:23,860 --> 01:19:27,953
But if you're not sure
about wanting to be with me,

1800
01:19:28,030 --> 01:19:29,463
then I think I deserve
to know the truth.

1801
01:19:33,369 --> 01:19:34,643
It's okay.

1802
01:19:36,222 --> 01:19:37,429
I...

1803
01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:41,058
I don't know, Josh.

1804
01:19:47,049 --> 01:19:48,649
I really thought I did.

1805
01:19:50,052 --> 01:19:54,071
But then this whole sleeping
thing happened, and...

1806
01:19:58,728 --> 01:19:59,952
I guess the honest answer is,
no.

1807
01:20:02,732 --> 01:20:03,339
[Lizzie]
I'm so sorry.

1808
01:20:03,415 --> 01:20:05,674
This is not your fault.

1809
01:20:05,751 --> 01:20:07,492
You did nothing wrong.
You're amazing.

1810
01:20:07,570 --> 01:20:09,737
You're so amazing.

1811
01:20:09,739 --> 01:20:10,846
[laughs]
Okay.

1812
01:20:15,745 --> 01:20:17,520
This wasn't really
the plan, huh?

1813
01:20:20,917 --> 01:20:22,015
No. It really wasn't.

1814
01:20:25,254 --> 01:20:25,978
I'm sorry.

1815
01:20:31,518 --> 01:20:32,851
Oh, hey, no, no, no.

1816
01:20:32,929 --> 01:20:34,537
No, I-- Let me just--

1817
01:20:34,613 --> 01:20:37,522
- It's okay.
- It's stuck.

1818
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,524
Yeah, I can't get it off.

1819
01:20:39,602 --> 01:20:41,118
You'll give it to me later.

1820
01:20:41,194 --> 01:20:42,545
I'm sorry.

1821
01:20:48,127 --> 01:20:49,552
Krissy, you were right.

1822
01:20:49,628 --> 01:20:51,036
However much it hurt,

1823
01:20:51,113 --> 01:20:53,948
it's so much better that Emily
called off the wedding

1824
01:20:53,950 --> 01:20:55,724
before you found out

1825
01:20:55,801 --> 01:20:56,633
she wanted to do something else
with her life.

1826
01:20:56,710 --> 01:20:59,286
Yeah.

1827
01:20:59,288 --> 01:21:00,788
Like have sex with men.

1828
01:21:00,790 --> 01:21:02,398
What?

1829
01:21:02,474 --> 01:21:04,716
Yeah, she's...

1830
01:21:04,794 --> 01:21:06,902
dating some farmer
named Brian.

1831
01:21:06,979 --> 01:21:09,980
Really? Wow, I did not
see that coming.

1832
01:21:10,057 --> 01:21:11,389
I mean, are you sure?
Because I feel--

1833
01:21:11,467 --> 01:21:13,242
I just feel like you're getting
a little distracted.

1834
01:21:16,488 --> 01:21:17,805
You're right.

1835
01:21:17,807 --> 01:21:19,748
Yeah.

1836
01:21:19,825 --> 01:21:20,975
I'm so sorry
for the wasted trip, Dad.

1837
01:21:21,010 --> 01:21:22,585
Oh, honey.

1838
01:21:22,661 --> 01:21:24,661
And the dog,
it was a shih tzu.

1839
01:21:26,315 --> 01:21:27,998
Yes, it was.

1840
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:32,878
Fiona, I'm sorry.

1841
01:21:35,825 --> 01:21:37,215
I really wish
I'd left you in jail.

1842
01:21:41,180 --> 01:21:42,179
Yeah...

1843
01:21:45,668 --> 01:21:47,109
I'm sorry.

1844
01:21:47,186 --> 01:21:48,936
It's okay.

1845
01:21:55,102 --> 01:21:56,768
[indistinct chatter]

1846
01:21:56,846 --> 01:21:58,103
Where'd he go?

1847
01:21:58,180 --> 01:22:00,122
Home, I think.

1848
01:22:00,199 --> 01:22:02,124
Wish me luck.

1849
01:22:02,201 --> 01:22:06,277
<i>♪ Give me some time
Let me learn how to speak ♪</i>

1850
01:22:06,355 --> 01:22:08,956
It must really hurt
to run in those shoes.

1851
01:22:11,543 --> 01:22:14,086
<i>♪ I never mind
About bothering you ♪</i>

1852
01:22:20,036 --> 01:22:23,479
<i>♪ I'm trying to decide
If I'll bother with you ♪</i>

1853
01:22:23,555 --> 01:22:26,390
<i>♪ So feed me your wisdom ♪</i>

1854
01:22:26,466 --> 01:22:27,875
<i>♪ And breathe me
Your truth ♪</i>

1855
01:22:27,877 --> 01:22:29,710
<i>♪ I'm amazing ♪</i>

1856
01:22:29,712 --> 01:22:30,986
Stupid British cars.

1857
01:22:36,309 --> 01:22:39,277
<i>♪ Wish me a wonder
And wish me to sleep ♪</i>

1858
01:22:41,481 --> 01:22:44,224
[engine starts]

1859
01:22:44,226 --> 01:22:46,317
<i>♪ You don't have to wander ♪</i>

1860
01:22:46,395 --> 01:22:48,729
<i>♪ To hear when I speak ♪</i>

1861
01:22:48,731 --> 01:22:50,655
<i>♪ There is nothing I've got ♪</i>

1862
01:22:50,733 --> 01:22:52,566
<i>♪ When I die that I keep ♪</i>

1863
01:22:52,568 --> 01:22:54,084
<i>♪ It's amazing ♪</i>

1864
01:23:01,077 --> 01:23:04,302
<i>♪ Somebody said
It's unspeakable love ♪</i>

1865
01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:13,178
<i>♪ Somebody said
It's unspeakable love ♪</i>

1866
01:23:13,255 --> 01:23:17,774
<i>♪ You don't believe
I can speak well at all ♪</i>

1867
01:23:17,851 --> 01:23:20,369
<i>♪ You're a maze to me ♪</i>

1868
01:23:25,101 --> 01:23:26,691
[tires screech]

1869
01:23:26,769 --> 01:23:28,193
- Oh!
- [Billy grunts]

1870
01:23:28,270 --> 01:23:29,211
Seriously?

1871
01:23:29,288 --> 01:23:30,379
Oh, my God.

1872
01:23:32,699 --> 01:23:34,866
Ow!

1873
01:23:34,944 --> 01:23:36,443
Oh, my God.
Are you okay?

1874
01:23:36,445 --> 01:23:37,836
Can you stop running me over?

1875
01:23:41,541 --> 01:23:42,841
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.

1876
01:23:54,296 --> 01:23:56,521
<i>♪ You lift that burden
Off of me ♪</i>

1877
01:24:02,471 --> 01:24:04,988
<i>♪ You lift that burden
Off of me ♪</i>

1878
01:24:07,476 --> 01:24:10,568
<i>♪ You lift that burden
Off of me ♪</i>

1879
01:24:10,646 --> 01:24:12,254
- Hi, babe.
- Hey.

1880
01:24:12,331 --> 01:24:14,481
That was a good day.

1881
01:24:14,483 --> 01:24:17,334
That was a long day,
but it was a good day.

1882
01:24:17,410 --> 01:24:19,244
Yeah. Now for
a good night's sleep.

1883
01:24:19,321 --> 01:24:19,928
Mm-hmm.

1884
01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:25,509
Good night, Mr. Wilpson.

1885
01:24:25,585 --> 01:24:27,177
Good night,
Mrs. Wilpson.

1886
01:24:27,254 --> 01:24:28,845
I love you.

1887
01:24:28,922 --> 01:24:30,013
I love you too.

1888
01:24:34,503 --> 01:24:36,111
[both sigh]

1889
01:24:39,691 --> 01:24:41,441
[baby shrieks and cries]

1890
01:24:45,531 --> 01:24:46,363
- Not it.
- Not it.

1891
01:24:53,038 --> 01:24:55,798
<i>♪ Little bit of naughty
Little bit of nice ♪</i>

1892
01:24:55,874 --> 01:24:57,949
<i>♪ Got a lot of sugar
Got a lot of spice ♪</i>

1893
01:24:58,027 --> 01:25:00,302
<i>♪ Check that list twice ♪</i>

1894
01:25:00,379 --> 01:25:02,137
<i>♪ Show up in a hoodie
Good enough for me ♪</i>

1895
01:25:02,214 --> 01:25:05,790
<i>♪ Thinking up some goodies
Underneath the tree ♪</i>

1896
01:25:05,868 --> 01:25:08,310
<i>♪ Stay up all night ♪</i>

1897
01:25:08,387 --> 01:25:10,554
<i>♪ Fa-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪</i>

1898
01:25:10,630 --> 01:25:12,481
<i>♪ Uh-huh, you know ♪</i>

1899
01:25:12,558 --> 01:25:14,541
<i>♪ Fa-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪</i>

1900
01:25:14,543 --> 01:25:19,396
<i>♪ Oh, yeah, let's go ♪</i>