1 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:13,400 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 2 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:14,800 Hello there. 3 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,400 Hello. 4 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,320 Thank you very much. Hello, everybody. 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,200 Hello to you at home as well. 6 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,640 Good evening and welcome to The Jonathan Ross Show. 7 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,520 Are you ready for a great night of Saturday television? 8 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:31,240 I hope so, because we've got a great show for you this evening. 9 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,320 Let's have a look at who's in my green room. 10 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:36,400 First up, a couple who made their names in sport and modelling, 11 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,800 they've gone on to take over TV 12 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,520 and now rule the world of podcasting, 13 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:43,080 it's Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 14 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,120 Hello, Peter. Hello, Abbey. 15 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:48,120 Alongside them, one of my favourite guests 16 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,640 and one of the nicest and funniest men in showbiz, 17 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,560 it's only Alan Carr, ladies and gentlemen. 18 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,480 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Alan in the building. 19 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:57,520 I love Alan Carr. 20 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,240 And we have the brilliant comedian 21 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,720 and star of last year's I'm A Celeb, it's Babatunde Aleshe! 22 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 23 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,040 Big things happening for Babatunde. 24 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:11,720 Also on the show, we've got an actor who's been CGI'd so many times, 25 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,160 I'm not even sure if this is really him, 26 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,120 it's Andy Serkis! 27 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 28 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,080 Andy's in the big new Luther movie with Idris Elba, 29 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,680 we'll find out all about that. 30 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,960 And also this evening, I want to introduce you to someone, 31 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,680 I want you to meet a fantastic up-and-coming stand-up comedian - 32 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,200 she's had an incredible year, it's Amy Gledhill! 33 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,080 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 34 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,600 Very funny young woman. 35 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:37,480 And finally on the show, 36 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:39,640 wow, we have some fabulous music for you tonight 37 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,520 from the man whose last three albums 38 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,320 have all gone straight to number one, 39 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:46,440 I'm so excited he's back on the programme, it's Paolo Nutini! 40 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,240 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 41 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:50,960 Look at that lovely hair on Paolo. 42 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,840 CHEERING So... 43 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,880 It's gonna be a great show. 44 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,080 Just before I get my guests out, what a week it's been. 45 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,240 It was World Book Day this week. Do we have any parents in? 46 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,760 Did you have to dress up your kids? 47 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,120 CHEERING 48 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,240 No parents in. LAUGHTER 49 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,040 Or we've got some really horrible parents 50 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,440 who don't want to get involved. 51 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:09,840 Every year, kids dress up 52 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,680 as a character from their favourite books, 53 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,200 which can be a nightmare for the mums and dads, 54 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,640 but this year, there was one particular book 55 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:16,240 that seemed to inspire a lot of young people, 56 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:19,000 and it surprised me, I mean, here's one, look at this little boy. 57 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,880 LAUGHTER 58 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:24,680 APPLAUSE 59 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,320 That's a genuine photograph. 60 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:28,640 APPLAUSE 61 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:30,600 I mean, am I the only one who's surprised that 62 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,760 his favourite book is Spare? 63 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:36,160 Parents were relieved this week when TikTok said 64 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:39,160 it was going to introduce time limits for teenage users, 65 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,920 OK, it makes sense. I feel like TikTok is for younger people, 66 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:44,040 although sometimes oldies get involved as well. 67 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,800 Take a look at this dad 68 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,920 who's helping out his daughter by filming her TikTok dance. 69 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:50,960 MUSIC: 'Love Story' by Taylor Swift 70 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:55,320 # He knelt to the ground And pulled out a ring and said 71 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:58,920 # Marry me, Juliet You'll never have to be alone... # 72 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:01,600 That's lovely, isn't that cute? 73 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,000 APPLAUSE 74 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,000 That's so lovely, isn't it, seeing a dad put in some effort there, 75 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,600 have a really special moment bonding with his daughter. 76 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:13,120 But if we play back what he filmed, you can see what a great job he did. 77 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,400 LAUGHTER 78 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:20,840 # He knelt to the ground And pulled out a ring and said 79 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:25,840 # Marry me, Juliet You'll never have to be alone 80 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,320 # I love you... # 81 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:31,120 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 82 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,400 That was so lovely, he's so pleased with himself. 83 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:37,200 He's thinking, "I've really nailed this for her." 84 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,600 Let's get some people out, shall we get on with the show? 85 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 86 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,720 Let's get my first guests out to join me on the couch, 87 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,400 it's Babatunde Aleshe, Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy! 88 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,480 Here they come. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 89 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:55,040 You look amazing. 90 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:58,320 Hello. Nice to see you. 91 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,520 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 92 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,160 Hello. Come here, come here. 93 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:10,840 So, thank you all for being here. It's great to have you here. 94 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,520 It's great to have them here, isn't it, ladies and gentlemen? 95 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,640 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thanks for having us. 96 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,440 Let's start with Peter and Abbey, you've been together now for, 97 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,760 is it 16 years you've been together, 17 years? 98 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,560 16. Yeah. 99 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:24,760 And married for 12? 100 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,160 Yep. Is that right? 101 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,920 Am I right that you recently renewed your vows? 102 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,240 Yes, correct, yeah. And where was it? In the UK? 103 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,840 In the Maldives. The Maldives. 104 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,640 Yeah. AUDIENCE: Ooh! 105 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,720 Pete, did you get involved in organising this, 106 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,640 or did you just let Abbey do it? I was there. 107 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,280 LAUGHTER 108 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,640 You organised it, didn't you, for me? Kind of like a surprise. 109 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,280 So you organised it, Pete? Can I just say, 110 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:46,920 it was supposed to be on a certain day, 111 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,320 and it was the World Cup final, 112 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:51,160 so he was like, "I'm not marrying you again 113 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,080 "on the day of the World Cup final," so we had to change the day. 114 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,280 Third and fourth play-off, no-one watches that. 115 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:57,840 LAUGHTER 116 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,640 Babatunde, you've been married for how long now? Seven years now. 117 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,880 Seven years, to Leonie, is that right? Yes. 118 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,760 Congratulations. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 119 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,680 So, a whirlwind romance? What was your first date, for example? 120 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,160 We went Nando's. 121 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:14,160 LAUGHTER, CHEERING Can't go wrong with Nando's. 122 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,320 Keeping it real. What was it, peri-peri? 123 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,720 Yeah, peri-peri. I went for hot. My wife, you know, 124 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,760 she got the normal peri-peri. Think she went... 125 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,840 I think she's a weakling, she went for lemon and herb. 126 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:25,080 That's still spicy, though. 127 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:26,720 For who? For me. 128 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,920 ALL: Lemon and herb? Lemon and herb is still spicy. 129 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,200 Lemon? Yeah. 130 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,040 And herb? LAUGHTER 131 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,720 I'm like that... 132 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,640 OK, so you guys are working together now. 133 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,600 I don't know if you've heard it, it's called The Therapy Crouch, 134 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:43,080 and it's you two talking through your issues 135 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,240 and your kind of joys as well, your highs and lows as a married couple. 136 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:46,800 And helping other people. 137 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,080 How did it come about? Whose idea was it? 138 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:52,320 Well, listen, I've got a podcast that I absolutely love doing. 139 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,400 Really successful as well. Been really successful, you know, 140 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,760 but that was talking about football. 141 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,640 But for me and Ab to do one together, 142 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,720 it was something that we can do at home, 143 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,400 and I think everyone sees, you know, 144 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:06,480 we're modelling, or in pictures, and maybe has a, 145 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,680 you know, a misconception. Think I'm a bitch or something. 146 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,920 LAUGHTER 147 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,760 No, I think it's easy to judge, you know, 148 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:15,200 someone by a couple of pictures, you know, 149 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,480 but I think when you hear Ab speaking, 150 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,120 she's incredibly funny, she's warm, 151 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,480 and our dynamic's quite nice as well, so... 152 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:22,840 And it seems to have gone quite well, 153 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,920 so we're pleased we've done it. 154 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,040 Well, it's lovely, I mean, it's very authentic, 155 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,320 it comes across as very honest and you're very... 156 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,120 I'm actually surprised at how open you are. 157 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:32,920 Cos you have the Weekly Whine, 158 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:34,920 this is where you come in with a different... 159 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,560 It's not a complaint, it's a little thing 160 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:39,440 that's been niggling you about the other person in the relationship. 161 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,960 And I think a lot of men in the relationship would understand. 162 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:44,520 You were complaining about some of the presents 163 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,440 that Pete had bought you. 164 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:50,080 You know, once a year, he'll get me a special gift and, you know... 165 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:52,560 Would that be for your birthday? For Christmas. Christmas, OK. 166 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,920 And, erm, he's the only person who can go into Chanel 167 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,840 and get it wrong. Like, I'm nearly 40 years old 168 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:00,240 and he buys me a friggin' bum bag. Yeah. 169 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,480 I'm like, "When am I gonna wear a bum bag?!" 170 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,360 So I've noticed the kids are wearing them now. 171 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,680 LAUGHTER 172 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,960 What annoys me about Ab, if you don't mind, is... 173 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,320 LAUGHTER 174 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:12,360 ..in the car, you know the middle bit there with the drinks holder? 175 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:15,640 And she'll have, like, it's just got everything in it, 176 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,480 like, it's got fruit in it, it's got lipsticks, 177 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,200 it's got, erm, just make-up. Yeah. 178 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,840 COVID masks, that kind of thing. A hairbrush, a peeled orange. 179 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:26,000 There was one time when there was coffee 180 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,600 and it was floating, the lipstick was floating like a boat. 181 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,480 Wow, in the car? That is disgusting. 182 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,200 But I had to slam on and all the coffee went everywhere. 183 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,080 But then you left it in there. LAUGHTER 184 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,480 Do you share problems with your wife like this? 185 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:39,240 Do you talk openly, or...? 186 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,640 I can see from your expression, possibly not. 187 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,400 Listen, my wife is Jamaican, I don't share no problems. 188 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,920 LAUGHTER 189 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,880 You know what I'm saying? 190 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,240 APPLAUSE 191 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,560 None. 192 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:56,600 I know you guys talk about your kids and the family a lot, 193 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,440 and you talk about, in your act at the moment, Babatunde, 194 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,200 you talk about your son, Judah, is that right? Judah. 195 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,320 How old is Judah? He is six years old. 196 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:05,320 Young man. OK. I imagine, though, having somewhat of a different 197 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,920 kind of life to the one you... 198 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,000 Growing up with a father who's in media. 199 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,720 My son, like, he's grown up with this middle-class lifestyle... 200 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:15,120 that I've provided for him, you know? 201 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,360 But I think he's spoilt to the point where it's like now, 202 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:21,280 when he asks me, "Dad, let's go Disney World," 203 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:24,200 and I'm just like, "Nah, you're way too privileged. 204 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:26,560 "You know what we'll do? We'll go Tottenham." 205 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:28,120 LAUGHTER 206 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,120 So instead of a roller coaster, I take him on a bus ride, 207 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,920 you know what I'm saying? Mix it up, 208 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:34,640 try and add the working class back into him. 209 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:37,200 Although a bus ride in Tottenham is a bit like a roller coaster. It is. 210 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,680 LAUGHTER 211 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:40,800 And so, has he got a bit of a posh accent? 212 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,920 He has, man. I don't like the way he talks. 213 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,200 He embarrasses me every day when, like, 214 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,800 especially when my friends come over, my son will be like, 215 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,120 "Oh, hello!" That's like us! 216 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,400 I don't like it. Ours... 217 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,640 My kids don't even understand my accent. 218 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,200 I was like, when we went on the tube, I'm like, 219 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,680 "Sophia, don't touch that pole, it's full of germs." 220 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:02,280 And she's like, "Mummy, what's 'gems'?" 221 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,520 She went, "Oh, you mean germs?" 222 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,480 I was like, "Yeah." She's so posh! 223 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:11,080 Baba's touring in his big new show at the moment, 224 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:13,640 you're doing a run of that, it's called Babahood. 225 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,840 He's on tour until October, so there's still tickets available, 226 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,080 for the later dates? Yeah. 227 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:19,120 What's your audience? Has it changed since I'm A Celebrity? 228 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:22,000 It has, man. I get, like, there's way more white people now, 229 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,920 which lets me know I'm doing good in life, you know what I mean? 230 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:27,000 LAUGHTER 231 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,040 And it's just changed, like, it's just from all ages, 232 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:31,640 like, I get, you know, from 16 all the way up to 70. 233 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,640 So you get the older fans in? Yeah, I do, man. 234 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,520 The old people like me. Some comedians I know 235 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:37,320 do a meet-and-greet afterwards, 236 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:39,440 where the audience can come and see you. Do you do that? I do. 237 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,640 What kind of interactions do you have? 238 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,840 Er, I get a lot of, erm... 239 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,440 elderly women hitting on me. LAUGHTER 240 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:49,880 Yeah, elderly women like me a lot, and, erm... 241 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,720 they're freaks, I'm not gonna lie. LAUGHTER 242 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:56,040 They say some stuff I'm not gonna repeat on TV. 243 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,320 So what kind of things do they say? 244 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,200 I'll say one thing, so one woman, she was just like... 245 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,600 HE EXHALES All right. 246 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,040 She was like, "I want you to come to my house 247 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,720 "and I'm just gonna rub your body with butter." 248 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,560 And I said to her, 249 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:13,360 "Who rubs whose body with butter?" You know what I'm saying? 250 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,800 I'm lactose intolerant, you can't rub my body... 251 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,040 with no butter. LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 252 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,160 That's a crime. 253 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,320 That's a crime. That is a crime. 254 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,960 What you talk about on tour? What other things do you do in your act? 255 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,400 What things do you enjoy sharing with the audience? 256 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,640 My, er, experience in the jungle. Of course. 257 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,760 You made some good friends? Yeah. 258 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:35,000 Mike Tindall, I believe you became really close friends with. 259 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,520 Yeah. Scarlette Douglas, Mike Tindall, 260 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:41,760 erm, yeah, everyone, everyone. Everyone? 261 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,440 Everyone. LAUGHTER 262 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,440 I mean... 263 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:48,440 All right, look, look, look... I'm just saying, everyone? 264 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,800 Look, with Matt, yeah... 265 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:56,080 BOOING 266 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,640 APPLAUSE 267 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:59,000 You know what it is? 268 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,160 I'll be real. For me, erm... 269 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,680 I won't lie, it was tough. 270 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:06,440 But at the end of the day, I do believe in second chances 271 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,960 and I was just like, 272 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:11,280 let me, you know, at least try to be the nice person. 273 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,760 That's really nice. That's a lovely attitude, isn't it? 274 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:18,280 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 275 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,520 But I believe 276 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:22,040 he's the only one who's left the WhatsApp group, is that right? 277 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,560 Yeah, I checked, I checked today and I was like, 278 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,440 "Oh, he's not in the group any more." 279 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:30,200 I don't know if he's been kicked out or if he left on his own accord, 280 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,880 but he isn't in there, you know. 281 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,560 I bet that's when all the memes started flying in. 282 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,600 LAUGHTER 283 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,560 No comment, no comment. 284 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,680 I'd love to... 285 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:41,080 Let us join for a day so we can see those memes. 286 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,000 Hell, no. Nah, I would not let... 287 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,800 I mean, we're good in there, but no. 288 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,320 But he kind of really seemed to want to bond with you. 289 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:51,920 He was kind of sitting next to you all the time, getting close to you. 290 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,160 Yeah, he was, man, like, early in the morning. 291 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,720 I had to tell him to go away from me, like... 292 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,080 No, cos I'm a very introverted person, 293 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,560 as much as I do my comedy and stuff like that. 294 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:05,200 First thing in the morning, he would come and just, like, sit here. 295 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,200 I'm like, "Brother, move, man!" 296 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,600 You know what I'm saying? "What's all of this?" 297 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,360 First thing, as soon as I open my eyes, Matt's right there. 298 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,720 It's like, "Hey! I don't want to see your face." 299 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,960 LAUGHTER 300 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,760 Would you do Strictly? Cos Abbey did amazing on Strictly. 301 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,960 They must have asked you, Baba, I bet they've asked you. 302 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,680 They have. I can't dance, man. 303 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,200 You can dance. But I couldn't dance. 304 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:28,280 I mean, I can, I can shake a leg, I can do a little two-step. 305 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,160 I saw you do the dance in the jungle, 306 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,120 you did the dance to Candy. Yeah, the Candy dance, that's about it. 307 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,840 You did that well, you taught Matt Hancock. 308 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,160 Well, you nearly taught him. 309 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,520 Yeah, nearly. I don't know what he was doing. 310 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,560 I thought we might play a game with Peter and Abbey 311 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,560 and I thought you and I could join in as well, certainly you could. 312 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,880 Do you remember the show which they used to call Mr And Mrs, 313 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,440 but I'm not gonna say that on the show 314 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,520 cos we'll get sued. So, do you remember a show... 315 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,880 LAUGHTER ..when they had married couples 316 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:54,120 and they'd ask them how much they knew about each other? 317 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,880 We thought we'd do that with Pete and Abbey 318 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,960 and I thought it might be fun if you guessed what the answer would be. 319 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:02,360 So, unofficially, for the next few minutes, you're a threesome. 320 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,080 LAUGHTER 321 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,640 It's all the rage now, innit? 322 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:06,960 Yeah. LAUGHTER 323 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,640 Is it? You tell me. 324 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,040 Er... LAUGHTER 325 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,760 Who's married to a pervert? Me. 326 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,640 Can you pass that down to Baba, please? 327 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:18,240 And then there's two for Pete. You can see the way it goes, 328 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,960 we've got Abbey on one, Peter on the other, 329 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,240 and you hold up the one... 330 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,960 And I'm gonna give you some questions 331 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,920 and we'll see which ones are which and we'll find out some information. 332 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:30,760 Which of you has the weirdest pet name? 333 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:35,800 LAUGHTER 334 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,120 We haven't got one, have we? No, we're crap at that. 335 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,720 You don't have pet names for each other? You don't have a pet name? 336 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,840 No, I call her babe and she calls me Pete. 337 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:46,840 LAUGHTER 338 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,440 Wow. That is boring. 339 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:51,640 Even I've got a pet name for my wife. 340 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,560 Babe and Pete? 341 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:56,080 Baba, do you have a pet name for your wife? Yeah. 342 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,160 Pony. Pony? Yeah. 343 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,280 Pony, and her name for you? Uhh, that's... Let's not... 344 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,120 LAUGHTER 345 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:06,560 I can't repeat that on TV, you know what I'm trying to say, bruv. OK! 346 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:10,760 Who do you think your kids like the most? 347 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,120 What was... 348 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,160 Who the kids like the most. Like the most? 349 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,520 Yeah, simple. 350 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,000 LAUGHTER 351 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,360 Yeah, yeah, that's... But you're bound to say that. 352 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,000 So are they. LAUGHTER 353 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 I'm the favourite, without a doubt. 354 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,040 Really? But you're the tougher parent? 355 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,840 Ab's more strict, you know, the schoolwork, 356 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,040 and I'm like, "Forget all that, we'll have fun." 357 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,720 LAUGHTER 358 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,040 You went with Abbey, why did you go with Abbey? 359 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,840 I'm trying to make the right choice, I'm always... 360 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,800 Always side with the woman. 361 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,760 It's his Jamaican wife. 362 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,560 Very similar to Scouse, darling. 363 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,440 I think I know what you're gonna say here. 364 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:50,880 Who holds grudges for the longest? 365 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:51,800 Wow! LAUGHTER 366 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,560 Hold on. 367 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,360 Huh? What happened? Straight up. 368 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,480 That was by accident. I'm not a grudge hold... 369 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,920 That's actually one of my best traits, I think. 370 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:02,240 Yeah, it's good, it's good. What Ab will do is blow out, 371 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,240 blow out at me, and then it's over quick. 372 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,560 Which I got from listening to your podcast, 373 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,120 but I think if I hadn't heard you say it, 374 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,200 I would've thought you were a grudge-holder. Oh, no. 375 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,560 But you're not. I can't stand it. 376 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,440 You get it out of your system and move on. Yeah. 377 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,160 I would like to say, right, this is the issue, let's work through it, 378 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,360 put it to bed, over. Forget it. 379 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,720 The only reason I don't... The only reason I hold a grudge 380 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,240 is because I can't get a fucking word in... 381 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,000 LAUGHTER 382 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:28,120 ..in the first place. 383 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,760 You are so horrible to me, you know that? 384 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,000 Who has the worst bedtime habits? 385 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:38,000 So, getting ready for bed or in bed. 386 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,520 LAUGHTER Wow. 387 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,720 All three of you went straight in. How did you know? 388 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,800 Because, like, I'm just going off what MY wife does, 389 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:48,680 and it takes her so long to get ready just to go to bed. 390 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,560 So I'm assuming that must be the same? It's a similar thing. 391 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,680 And also, she'll go up, like, before me, 392 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,960 and she likes a cup of tea in bed, so I'll make her a cup of tea, 393 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,240 and I'll bring it up, and then she's on my side. 394 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,920 And I'm like, I don't know how to navigate that. You know, so... 395 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,040 You are on his side of the bed? Always. Yeah. 396 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,520 It's always. That's not allowed. Exactly. 397 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:09,720 I drink my cup of tea and eat my biscuits on his side of the bed. 398 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,640 LAUGHTER That's a scandal, right? 399 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,640 That is outrageous. An absolute scandal. 400 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,400 Yeah, but you don't want a crumb on your side. 401 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,840 Well, I don't know. I can't sleep in a crumb. 402 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,720 But what I'm saying, right... Well, don't eat a biscuit in bed! 403 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,800 I know, but I like it. I have to have biscuits in bed every night. 404 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,440 Yeah, so I've got crumbs, I've got an empty cup of tea on the side. 405 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,360 Wow. And then also, I don't know how to, like, 406 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,120 cos I'm knackered now, I'm knackered. 407 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,360 It's a really hot tea, it's gonna be a long time, 408 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,800 and I'm like, just... 409 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,920 You're hovering. ..sort of hovering near it. 410 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,280 Pretty much paces up and down. So, I'm pacing, like... 411 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:44,280 Is this every night? It's most. 412 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,680 What time roughly is this? 413 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:48,360 Erm... Half-eight. We go up early, like... Half-eight?! 414 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,400 We've got four kids! We're exhausted. 415 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,960 I think we can all have a moment at half-eight tomorrow evening 416 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,920 and just think about the suffering this poor man is going through. 417 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,440 It's outrageous. 418 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,000 I've gotta say, I think this threesome unit is working well. 419 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,120 Because he's on my side all the time. Yeah. 420 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,600 Give me some skin. Come on. 421 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,960 We'll take a break. Don't go away because in a few minutes, 422 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,000 we'll be joined by Alan Carr. See you after the break. 423 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:19,571 APPLAUSE 424 00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:22,131 APPLAUSE 425 00:17:22,131 --> 00:17:25,131 Welcome back to the show. Let's get my next guest out. 426 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:28,851 It is the always hilarious Mr Alan Carr. 427 00:17:28,851 --> 00:17:35,691 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 428 00:17:35,691 --> 00:17:40,091 A ray of sunshine. Mwah! Mwah! Come on in. 429 00:17:40,091 --> 00:17:42,851 You want to sit next to Abbey, there? Oh, lovely! 430 00:17:42,851 --> 00:17:44,491 Love having you here. 431 00:17:44,491 --> 00:17:46,931 You look great. You look very glammed up. 432 00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:49,811 Since you have been doing Drag Race, you've got more glitzy? 433 00:17:49,811 --> 00:17:52,571 Yeah, I like it. Oh, why not? Yes, yes. It's nice, innit? 434 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,171 It looks lovely, you look lovely. Love, love, lovely. Thank you. 435 00:17:55,171 --> 00:17:57,891 Here's the thing - Alan has quite a lot in common with Peter 436 00:17:57,891 --> 00:18:00,211 cos Alan grew up in a footballing family cos your dad, 437 00:18:00,211 --> 00:18:03,931 was he the manager? Manager of the Cobblers. 438 00:18:03,931 --> 00:18:06,571 CHANTING: Graham, Graham Carr got nowhere, we don't care. 439 00:18:06,571 --> 00:18:09,251 Graham, Graham Carr. Oh-ah! That's what they used to sing. 440 00:18:09,251 --> 00:18:13,051 And he was a scout for Newcastle? Yeah, and Man City, yeah. 441 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:20,371 And then... wherever he was manager, we'd go and move there. 442 00:18:20,371 --> 00:18:23,011 So you moved around a lot? It's a kind of transient life, isn't it? 443 00:18:23,011 --> 00:18:25,131 You must know that as well. So you have moved around a fair bit? 444 00:18:25,131 --> 00:18:28,291 Yeah. We've moved round loads. I know his dad well. 445 00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:29,811 He was incredible for Newcastle. 446 00:18:29,811 --> 00:18:32,371 All the French players that they signed, it was your dad, 447 00:18:32,371 --> 00:18:34,571 and is that right is cos he didn't like flying, wasn't it? 448 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,331 Oh, he hated flying. Hated flying. 449 00:18:36,331 --> 00:18:38,091 He'd be like, "Oh, bloody hell, 450 00:18:38,091 --> 00:18:40,971 "I gotta go to Argentina today, bloody hell." 451 00:18:40,971 --> 00:18:43,851 Honestly, he was so miserable about flying. 452 00:18:43,851 --> 00:18:45,731 You sound very different to him, then. 453 00:18:45,731 --> 00:18:47,891 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. BURSTS OUT LAUGHING 454 00:18:47,891 --> 00:18:50,331 I don't know where this voice comes from. 455 00:18:50,331 --> 00:18:51,731 You know, you speak to Americans, they go, 456 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,611 "Oh, my God, where are you from?" And I go, "Northampton," 457 00:18:53,611 --> 00:18:56,011 and they think everyone in Northampton sounds like this! 458 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,771 LAUGHTER 459 00:18:57,771 --> 00:19:01,971 Like a seagull operating a fax machine, 460 00:19:01,971 --> 00:19:03,771 SQUAWKING: "Hello, how're you doing?" 461 00:19:03,771 --> 00:19:04,851 LAUGHTER 462 00:19:04,851 --> 00:19:07,291 But then, he was manager of Blackpool, 463 00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:09,091 so we had to move all up to Blackpool. 464 00:19:09,091 --> 00:19:11,931 My brother played for them. Did he? Was my dad manager then? 465 00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:14,531 Oh, I don't... He was the youngest player to play for Blackpool. 466 00:19:14,531 --> 00:19:17,411 Is that right, or have I just made that up? I think you made it up. 467 00:19:17,411 --> 00:19:19,971 He did play for them anyway, but, yeah... We did move there. 468 00:19:19,971 --> 00:19:22,891 I'm sorry, when people talk about football, my brain just goes into, 469 00:19:22,891 --> 00:19:25,051 # La, la, la. # Same. 470 00:19:25,051 --> 00:19:28,651 But did you like being in Blackpool? How old were you then? 471 00:19:28,651 --> 00:19:31,251 Oh, I was about, I was about 14, 15. 472 00:19:31,251 --> 00:19:34,051 And then we lived above a launderette on the seafront. Nice. 473 00:19:34,051 --> 00:19:35,531 HE STAMMERS 474 00:19:35,531 --> 00:19:38,331 When it was, like, winter, and all the Christmas decorations were up. 475 00:19:38,331 --> 00:19:41,611 You know, the illuminations? The lights. Yeah, famous for it. 476 00:19:41,611 --> 00:19:44,011 I know, and I was there, me and my brother in my bedroom, 477 00:19:44,011 --> 00:19:47,851 and there was this, like, giant Santa swinging in the window, 478 00:19:47,851 --> 00:19:50,771 like, I swear that Santa's sack was gonna come through and kill me. 479 00:19:50,771 --> 00:19:53,571 LAUGHTER Honestly, it was... 480 00:19:53,571 --> 00:19:55,931 But I've always been fascinated by that period in your life, 481 00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:57,051 which is why I'm excited 482 00:19:57,051 --> 00:19:58,851 about the new project you're working on now. 483 00:19:58,851 --> 00:20:00,771 We won't see it for a while. It'll be on ITV, 484 00:20:00,771 --> 00:20:02,651 called Changing Ends, and it's your story? 485 00:20:02,651 --> 00:20:06,971 Yeah, yeah. It's about me growing up, like, a camp kid in Northampton, 486 00:20:06,971 --> 00:20:10,331 and my dad's football. My dad was the football manager. 487 00:20:10,331 --> 00:20:14,491 And we've wrapped today. Finished today, and it's so... 488 00:20:14,491 --> 00:20:16,931 Ollie, who plays me,... This is Ollie Savile, isn't it? 489 00:20:16,931 --> 00:20:19,931 Ollie Savile - he is such a star, and he plays me. 490 00:20:19,931 --> 00:20:22,851 He's so intelligent and lovely, and he's got funny bones. 491 00:20:22,851 --> 00:20:23,971 It is absolutely... 492 00:20:23,971 --> 00:20:26,291 It's quite hard to find a kid who is a bit like you, 493 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,131 but a younger version of you, I imagine. 494 00:20:28,131 --> 00:20:30,411 Did you look far and wide? Well, yeah. 495 00:20:30,411 --> 00:20:34,131 We sent out an open audition, so I got over 500 children 496 00:20:34,131 --> 00:20:36,291 sending me impressions of me as a kid, 497 00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:38,211 and some of them were so lovely. 498 00:20:38,211 --> 00:20:40,171 Some of them were downright offensive. 499 00:20:40,171 --> 00:20:42,251 LAUGHTER 500 00:20:42,251 --> 00:20:44,611 I don't know... Bastard. You know what I mean? 501 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,411 I mean, who wants to see a kid in a fat suit? 502 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,571 And what kind of things were they saying? 503 00:20:48,571 --> 00:20:51,691 What had they picked up on thinking this was an Alan Carr thing? 504 00:20:51,691 --> 00:20:53,571 "Hello, how are you doing?" 505 00:20:53,571 --> 00:20:57,011 I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can you imagine? 506 00:20:57,011 --> 00:20:58,771 500 kids basically going, "Hello!" 507 00:20:58,771 --> 00:21:00,251 It's like being back in the playground. 508 00:21:00,251 --> 00:21:02,491 LAUGHTER 509 00:21:02,491 --> 00:21:05,291 We were talking to Baba about being on I'm A Celeb, of course, 510 00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:06,731 and Abbey was on Strictly. 511 00:21:06,731 --> 00:21:09,291 You haven't done any of those sort of shows, I think, have you? 512 00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:12,011 They've asked me. I'm not eating crocodile cock, I'm not. 513 00:21:12,011 --> 00:21:13,171 LAUGHTER 514 00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:16,811 Have you been offered any other reality shows apart from those ones? 515 00:21:16,811 --> 00:21:20,131 This happened... Now, there was that show called The Farm. 516 00:21:20,131 --> 00:21:22,611 Oh, yeah. Oh, God, yes. Well, yeah, but... 517 00:21:22,611 --> 00:21:24,731 You know when the woman wanked off the pig? Oh, sorry. 518 00:21:24,731 --> 00:21:28,291 The lady masturbated a pig. No, you can say that. 519 00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:30,891 That doesn't make it any better. LAUGHTER 520 00:21:30,891 --> 00:21:33,451 The lady who masturbated the offal. 521 00:21:33,451 --> 00:21:36,611 Just in case the pig's watching. Excuse me. LAUGHTER 522 00:21:36,611 --> 00:21:39,931 She did what people have to do on farms, 523 00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:41,371 which she enabled the animal 524 00:21:41,371 --> 00:21:43,651 to produce the necessary goods for... Wanked a pig off! 525 00:21:43,651 --> 00:21:47,491 Yeah, but that makes it sound like it was a fun thing she was doing. 526 00:21:47,491 --> 00:21:48,571 Can you imagine that? 527 00:21:48,571 --> 00:21:50,531 What an episode of Countryfile that would be. 528 00:21:50,531 --> 00:21:53,491 LAUGHTER 529 00:21:53,491 --> 00:21:54,851 Anyway, we remember The Farm. 530 00:21:54,851 --> 00:21:59,651 The Farm, well, that initially was 2005, 2006. 531 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,531 They wanted ten gays on a farm - 532 00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:04,571 me, Christopher Biggins, 533 00:22:04,571 --> 00:22:06,531 the late, great Dale Winton, 534 00:22:06,531 --> 00:22:09,171 Julian Clary, all on a farm, 535 00:22:09,171 --> 00:22:12,331 and then people would vote us off one by one. 536 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,331 And of course, I was naive back then. 537 00:22:14,331 --> 00:22:15,531 I was thinking, "Wow." 538 00:22:15,531 --> 00:22:18,131 I spoke to my agent, "I'd love to be on The Farm. 539 00:22:18,131 --> 00:22:20,771 "I'd love to drive a tractor, learn how to plant the veg." 540 00:22:20,771 --> 00:22:22,811 But of course, they just want me going, "Oh, my God, 541 00:22:22,811 --> 00:22:25,891 "how do you milk this thing?" You know? 542 00:22:25,891 --> 00:22:28,371 Did they have a title for this show? It's called The Farm! 543 00:22:28,371 --> 00:22:31,291 That was gonna be called The Farm? SING-SONG: Ten gays on a farm. 544 00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:33,291 LAUGHTER 545 00:22:33,291 --> 00:22:36,211 I've got to be honest, with that cast, I'd've watched. I would watch. 546 00:22:36,211 --> 00:22:39,091 Me and Christopher Biggins milking a cow? I would've watched. 547 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:41,731 You had a farm for a while, didn't you? And Paul O'Grady has a farm. 548 00:22:41,731 --> 00:22:44,651 Julian Clary has a farm. John Bishop's got a farm. 549 00:22:44,651 --> 00:22:47,331 Well, he couldn't be on the show. No, no. Oh, no. Well... 550 00:22:47,331 --> 00:22:50,531 There's a John Bishop YOU know, and... 551 00:22:50,531 --> 00:22:52,771 LAUGHTER 552 00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:55,691 All I'm saying... 553 00:22:55,691 --> 00:22:58,611 Or Joan Bishop, as I like to call her... 554 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,611 in the bedroom. 555 00:23:00,611 --> 00:23:03,091 Joan Bishop! LAUGHTER 556 00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:04,931 So, anyway, the reason why Alan's on, 557 00:23:04,931 --> 00:23:07,651 is not cos of the sitcom you're not gonna see for about a year, 558 00:23:07,651 --> 00:23:09,131 but... June the second! 559 00:23:09,131 --> 00:23:11,931 Is it June the second this year? Yeah, for three months. 560 00:23:11,931 --> 00:23:13,971 It's... all working. It's fast, then. 561 00:23:13,971 --> 00:23:16,051 It's fast, yeah. OK, so we will see that, 562 00:23:16,051 --> 00:23:17,651 but you've got a new series on right now. 563 00:23:17,651 --> 00:23:20,371 AFTER LONG PAUSE: Yes, I have, yes. LAUGHTER 564 00:23:20,371 --> 00:23:23,011 I've been so busy recently, I can't... 565 00:23:23,011 --> 00:23:24,891 It looked like that was a surprise to you! 566 00:23:24,891 --> 00:23:27,811 No, I know, I know, it's Interior Design Masters. 567 00:23:27,811 --> 00:23:30,411 Interior Design Masters starts on Tuesday, is it? 568 00:23:30,411 --> 00:23:32,971 On BBC One at 8pm. And you've been... 569 00:23:32,971 --> 00:23:35,851 This has been a great success. You really enjoyed this, haven't you? 570 00:23:35,851 --> 00:23:38,051 I could just tell. Yeah. I really loved it. 571 00:23:38,051 --> 00:23:41,971 I mean, it's all about interior design, you know the format. 572 00:23:41,971 --> 00:23:45,731 Ten amazing designers doing up either hair salons or hotels. 573 00:23:45,731 --> 00:23:48,451 It is always a commercial venture, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. 574 00:23:48,451 --> 00:23:50,931 Bars, something like that? Yeah, and then they all go home. 575 00:23:50,931 --> 00:23:52,771 You know, the worst one goes home and all that, 576 00:23:52,771 --> 00:23:54,691 but it's just really, really interesting. 577 00:23:54,691 --> 00:23:56,931 This starts on Tuesday, BBC One, 8pm, 578 00:23:56,931 --> 00:23:59,651 and you know with Alan on, it's great fun. Have a look at this. 579 00:23:59,651 --> 00:24:03,371 White spaces are great, but a touch like this adds a bit more luxe. 580 00:24:03,371 --> 00:24:04,851 HIGH-PITCHED: Ooh! Ooh! 581 00:24:04,851 --> 00:24:07,811 Hi, Alan. Hiya. Is this the Ibiza room? 582 00:24:07,811 --> 00:24:09,611 I love this. Whoo! 583 00:24:09,611 --> 00:24:11,251 Yeah! Have you ever done that before? 584 00:24:11,251 --> 00:24:14,851 Yeah. If I'm not going round a pole, I haven't had a good night. 585 00:24:14,851 --> 00:24:18,211 I'm worried I'll get a rusty crutch. LAUGHTER 586 00:24:18,211 --> 00:24:21,091 Remind me of your clientele again. Postgraduates, 21 to 25. 587 00:24:21,091 --> 00:24:23,651 That why I wanted to do something youthful and quite modern. 588 00:24:23,651 --> 00:24:28,011 My vibe is escapism, that Ibiza, Mediterranean kind of thing. 589 00:24:28,011 --> 00:24:30,611 It's giving really peaceful vibes. That's exactly it. 590 00:24:30,611 --> 00:24:34,691 No clutter, no stress. Except that massive, brown drainpipe. 591 00:24:34,691 --> 00:24:38,091 Yeah, and I mean, all I had to do was pay a fiver for that. 592 00:24:38,091 --> 00:24:40,451 You were robbed. LAUGHTER 593 00:24:40,451 --> 00:24:44,011 APPLAUSE 594 00:24:44,011 --> 00:24:49,411 Interior Design Masters, BBC One, Tuesday, 8pm. 595 00:24:49,411 --> 00:24:50,891 But have you learned much? 596 00:24:50,891 --> 00:24:52,851 Do you think you'd be a good interior designer now? 597 00:24:52,851 --> 00:24:54,731 I think... I mean, listen. 598 00:24:54,731 --> 00:24:56,611 The first series, I was so out of my depth. 599 00:24:56,611 --> 00:24:57,931 Check it out because, like, 600 00:24:57,931 --> 00:24:59,531 I'm there, and you gotta sit in the room, 601 00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:01,491 and they're talking about their designs. 602 00:25:01,491 --> 00:25:02,691 And the woman's going, 603 00:25:02,691 --> 00:25:05,491 "Does your settee talk to your table? 604 00:25:05,491 --> 00:25:08,451 "What's the vocabulary in your downstairs toilet?" 605 00:25:08,451 --> 00:25:10,251 I thought everyone was on acid. 606 00:25:10,251 --> 00:25:11,971 LAUGHTER 607 00:25:11,971 --> 00:25:13,771 I was like, "What the hell?!" 608 00:25:13,771 --> 00:25:17,051 But I mean, you get better with it, you know. 609 00:25:17,051 --> 00:25:21,091 And then, I've recently done The Italian Job, as you know. 610 00:25:21,091 --> 00:25:23,091 With Amanda, which has been a great success. 611 00:25:23,091 --> 00:25:24,851 APPLAUSE I loved that, yeah. 612 00:25:24,851 --> 00:25:27,651 And there's a lovely chemistry between the two of you. 613 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:31,371 Yeah, we lived as man and wife for, like, three months in Sicily. 614 00:25:31,371 --> 00:25:33,691 It was amazing. The sex was shit. 615 00:25:33,691 --> 00:25:37,011 LAUGHTER 616 00:25:37,011 --> 00:25:39,411 But it was so amazing cos I love Amanda. 617 00:25:39,411 --> 00:25:41,891 Our friendship has just really grown and grown, 618 00:25:41,891 --> 00:25:43,491 you know, with her, 619 00:25:43,491 --> 00:25:47,811 and the thing is as well, cos I'm single now, 620 00:25:47,811 --> 00:25:51,371 she was trying to get me in with a man, a Sicilian man, up there. 621 00:25:51,371 --> 00:25:53,451 And I'm not gonna lie, and I know I'm no looker, 622 00:25:53,451 --> 00:25:55,211 but some of those men were ropey. 623 00:25:55,211 --> 00:25:56,651 LAUGHTER 624 00:25:56,651 --> 00:25:58,531 Were they? Sicilian men? 625 00:25:58,531 --> 00:26:01,731 I gave her a list of qualities I wanted in a man, 626 00:26:01,731 --> 00:26:04,251 and I'm pretty sure teeth was at the top. 627 00:26:04,251 --> 00:26:05,531 LAUGHTER 628 00:26:05,531 --> 00:26:08,171 Don't go away. We're gonna take a break, but afterwards, 629 00:26:08,171 --> 00:26:10,531 we'll be joined by Andy Serkis. See you in a few minutes. 630 00:26:10,531 --> 00:26:18,976 APPLAUSE 631 00:26:18,976 --> 00:26:24,936 APPLAUSE 632 00:26:24,936 --> 00:26:28,696 Welcome back to the show. Let's get my next guest out here right now. 633 00:26:28,696 --> 00:26:31,016 You know him from some of the most successful film franchises 634 00:26:31,016 --> 00:26:32,816 of recent years, such as Lord Of The Rings, 635 00:26:32,816 --> 00:26:34,176 Star Wars, and Planet Of The Apes. 636 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:36,816 It is of course, Andy Serkis! 637 00:26:36,816 --> 00:26:44,376 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 638 00:26:44,376 --> 00:26:47,696 There you are. A bit of showbiz. 639 00:26:47,696 --> 00:26:57,416 Have you met everyone? 640 00:26:57,416 --> 00:26:59,056 Great to have you back on the show, Andy. 641 00:26:59,056 --> 00:27:01,176 Lovely to have you here. It's lovely to see you, mate. 642 00:27:01,176 --> 00:27:02,536 We've been talking about relationships. 643 00:27:02,536 --> 00:27:04,016 Your wife is an actor as well? 644 00:27:04,016 --> 00:27:06,736 Yeah, Lorraine Ashbourne, yeah. And you met via work, didn't you? 645 00:27:06,736 --> 00:27:10,616 We met, yeah, we've been married for 32 years. Wow. Wow. 646 00:27:10,616 --> 00:27:12,456 APPLAUSE 647 00:27:12,456 --> 00:27:15,696 '88, '89? 648 00:27:15,696 --> 00:27:18,536 So, how did you meet? What was your first date like? 649 00:27:18,536 --> 00:27:22,456 Well, actually... So, we got together in character. 650 00:27:22,456 --> 00:27:25,296 We met properly, our first date... 651 00:27:25,296 --> 00:27:27,776 We both split up from other partners, 652 00:27:27,776 --> 00:27:30,256 and we had started rehearsing this play 653 00:27:30,256 --> 00:27:33,176 where the couple that we were playing were about to break up, 654 00:27:33,176 --> 00:27:35,936 and we thought, it would be really good to improvise the moment 655 00:27:35,936 --> 00:27:37,616 where they all get together, 656 00:27:37,616 --> 00:27:40,216 which was a veiled excuse for getting off with each other, and... 657 00:27:40,216 --> 00:27:43,296 So we agreed to meet at the back of Manchester Piccadilly station 658 00:27:43,296 --> 00:27:45,136 at this pub called the Moulders Arms, 659 00:27:45,136 --> 00:27:49,056 and, yeah, and we arrived, and we stayed in character. 660 00:27:49,056 --> 00:27:51,896 She was playing a hooker from Newcastle, 661 00:27:51,896 --> 00:27:55,456 I was playing this gambler, this kind of rakish gambler. 662 00:27:55,456 --> 00:27:58,136 We've all had dates like that. LAUGHTER 663 00:27:58,136 --> 00:28:01,256 So, you were both staying in the character you were gonna play? 664 00:28:01,256 --> 00:28:05,296 We arrived in character. She was there, I arrived a bit late, 665 00:28:05,296 --> 00:28:06,456 and we sat down, 666 00:28:06,456 --> 00:28:08,976 and we started interacting as the characters we were playing, 667 00:28:08,976 --> 00:28:10,856 and it just went on, and it carried on all night. 668 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,976 And we never broke character. All night long? 669 00:28:12,976 --> 00:28:15,976 We were immersed in our characters. 670 00:28:15,976 --> 00:28:18,776 Got to about 12 o'clock, we had our first kiss in character. 671 00:28:18,776 --> 00:28:20,376 In character? Totally in character. 672 00:28:20,376 --> 00:28:22,896 So, what was her character's name that you were kissing? Jean. 673 00:28:22,896 --> 00:28:26,016 Jean, and what was your name that she was kissing? I've forgotten now. 674 00:28:26,016 --> 00:28:27,296 LAUGHTER 675 00:28:27,296 --> 00:28:29,776 Sean! Sean. So, Jean and Sean had a kiss, 676 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:31,136 but it was you and your missus? 677 00:28:31,136 --> 00:28:32,416 It was me and Lorraine. 678 00:28:32,416 --> 00:28:34,296 And it went on until about three in the morning. 679 00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:37,016 We were both very, you know, out of it by then, 680 00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:39,776 and then I threw up. So you spent the night together? 681 00:28:39,776 --> 00:28:42,736 No! We didn't, no. But we had a romantic in character kiss, 682 00:28:42,736 --> 00:28:46,456 and then I got on the bus and went home. 683 00:28:46,456 --> 00:28:50,176 Was there ever a moment... When you kissed her as her... Yes. 684 00:28:50,176 --> 00:28:52,536 ..was it not as good as when she was a hooker? 685 00:28:52,536 --> 00:28:53,936 LAUGHTER 686 00:28:53,936 --> 00:28:55,376 It all went downhill when we started, 687 00:28:55,376 --> 00:28:57,096 when we came out of character. 688 00:28:57,096 --> 00:28:59,776 What is so weird about that is, it's quite a strange story, 689 00:28:59,776 --> 00:29:01,816 a lovely story, but in a way, on your first date 690 00:29:01,816 --> 00:29:03,336 or in the early stage of a relationship, 691 00:29:03,336 --> 00:29:04,856 you are all playing a character. 692 00:29:04,856 --> 00:29:06,696 Cos you're never fully relaxed, are you? 693 00:29:06,696 --> 00:29:09,456 And you're trying to project in a certain way. Absolutely right. 694 00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,536 Perhaps it's an honest thing? I think so. 695 00:29:11,536 --> 00:29:12,696 Do you guys ever role-play 696 00:29:12,696 --> 00:29:14,536 where you pretend to be other people? Mm-hm. 697 00:29:14,536 --> 00:29:16,816 She asks me to be Jamie Redknapp all the time. 698 00:29:16,816 --> 00:29:19,616 LAUGHTER 699 00:29:19,616 --> 00:29:21,336 It's David Beckham! 700 00:29:21,336 --> 00:29:27,816 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 701 00:29:27,816 --> 00:29:30,216 I've never asked her, funnily enough, but... 702 00:29:30,216 --> 00:29:32,616 Baba, you ever add a bit of spice 703 00:29:32,616 --> 00:29:34,736 or bit of lemon herb to your relationship? 704 00:29:34,736 --> 00:29:37,056 Yeah, man. Who do you pretend to be? 705 00:29:37,056 --> 00:29:40,776 My wife's Jamaican, so I was like, I'll be Usain Bolt. 706 00:29:40,776 --> 00:29:43,096 And my wife was just like, "You'd better not come fast." 707 00:29:43,096 --> 00:29:45,856 I was just like, "Hey." 708 00:29:45,856 --> 00:29:48,256 It means I'm a winner, you know what I'm saying? 709 00:29:48,256 --> 00:29:50,016 Anyway, the new Netflix, 710 00:29:50,016 --> 00:29:53,976 it's a feature-length Luther with Idris Elba. 711 00:29:53,976 --> 00:29:56,136 Who didn't love the Luther TV series? It was amazing. 712 00:29:56,136 --> 00:29:57,696 And this is the feature-length version 713 00:29:57,696 --> 00:29:59,056 called Luther: The Fallen Sun, 714 00:29:59,056 --> 00:30:01,296 and you play his nemesis in this, don't you? Yeah. 715 00:30:01,296 --> 00:30:03,016 You are a nasty piece of work. 716 00:30:03,016 --> 00:30:04,816 Yeah, for a change. 717 00:30:04,816 --> 00:30:09,896 So, no, I play this very twisted kind of psycho, 718 00:30:09,896 --> 00:30:13,936 who basically, he gets into everyone's homes 719 00:30:13,936 --> 00:30:16,216 through their Alexas, through their computers. 720 00:30:16,216 --> 00:30:20,016 He's a tech whiz, and made a lot of money out of tech, 721 00:30:20,016 --> 00:30:23,736 and he basically is able to watch all of you out there... 722 00:30:23,736 --> 00:30:25,896 And he uses that information, doesn't he? 723 00:30:25,896 --> 00:30:28,896 He uses all that information to bribe people and to manipulate them. 724 00:30:28,896 --> 00:30:30,656 It's a really nasty character. 725 00:30:30,656 --> 00:30:32,296 What's the name of this guy you play? 726 00:30:32,296 --> 00:30:33,856 He's called David Robey. 727 00:30:33,856 --> 00:30:36,816 Remember that name, David Robey. He will be inside your heads. 728 00:30:36,816 --> 00:30:40,496 David Robey coming up against the great Idris in the new feature, 729 00:30:40,496 --> 00:30:42,656 which is in cinemas now, and on Netflix from Friday. 730 00:30:42,656 --> 00:30:54,056 Have a look at this. 731 00:30:54,056 --> 00:30:59,776 PHONE RINGS 732 00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:03,136 'Subject one is using a mobile. Standing by. Over.' 733 00:31:03,136 --> 00:31:11,496 RINGTONE 734 00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:12,856 Who's this? 735 00:31:12,856 --> 00:31:15,856 'You know who it is.' 736 00:31:15,856 --> 00:31:19,136 Move! Excuse me. 737 00:31:19,136 --> 00:31:20,936 Move, police. 738 00:31:20,936 --> 00:31:22,736 Go, go, go, go. Let's go. 739 00:31:22,736 --> 00:31:25,456 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 740 00:31:25,456 --> 00:31:28,256 Stop, stop! 741 00:31:28,256 --> 00:31:31,096 Back. Look at me, look at me. Back! 742 00:31:31,096 --> 00:31:34,456 Go, go, go, go. 743 00:31:34,456 --> 00:31:36,056 Back, back. All right. OK, just relax. 744 00:31:36,056 --> 00:31:37,736 Back, back. Stop. 745 00:31:37,736 --> 00:31:39,856 It's over now, all right? 746 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:42,016 It's over now. 747 00:31:42,016 --> 00:31:44,336 Why would you say that? 748 00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:46,496 It's just about to get started. 749 00:31:46,496 --> 00:31:50,656 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 750 00:31:50,656 --> 00:31:52,776 I've seen you in so many things that I've loved. 751 00:31:52,776 --> 00:31:54,856 Obviously, Lord Of The Rings. Loved you as Gollum. 752 00:31:54,856 --> 00:31:58,296 Loved you in the Planet Of The Apes movies, in the Star Wars films, 753 00:31:58,296 --> 00:32:00,616 loved you as Ian Dury in the movie you made about his work. 754 00:32:00,616 --> 00:32:03,016 But presumably the one that people talk about the most, 755 00:32:03,016 --> 00:32:05,496 would it be Lord Of The Rings that people mostly come to you? 756 00:32:05,496 --> 00:32:08,296 I would say that's probably fair, yes, absolutely. 757 00:32:08,296 --> 00:32:10,616 And would you do Gollum, is that what they're asking? 758 00:32:10,616 --> 00:32:13,816 Yeah, I get asked to do Gollum practically every day, 759 00:32:13,816 --> 00:32:15,216 on the whole, for people. 760 00:32:15,216 --> 00:32:17,656 If I'm on the Tube or walking up the road or whatever. 761 00:32:17,656 --> 00:32:20,416 And so how do they build up to that? 762 00:32:20,416 --> 00:32:23,416 Do they come straight in, or do they chat to you first about other stuff? 763 00:32:23,416 --> 00:32:25,776 They chat to you first about other stuff, and then they say, 764 00:32:25,776 --> 00:32:27,856 "By the way, my brother's a really big fan. 765 00:32:27,856 --> 00:32:30,416 "Could you say, could you do an answerphone message for me?" 766 00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:32,856 And this has been how many years since you played Gollum? 767 00:32:32,856 --> 00:32:35,576 20. Because you did him first in Lord Of The Rings, 768 00:32:35,576 --> 00:32:38,216 then in the Hobbit films. That's 20 years ago. 769 00:32:38,216 --> 00:32:42,296 20 years. 770 00:32:42,296 --> 00:32:45,216 Can I say, have you ever been in a situation 771 00:32:45,216 --> 00:32:47,456 where you've had to, like, buy a ring 772 00:32:47,456 --> 00:32:50,256 or get an onion ring or some kind of ring, 773 00:32:50,256 --> 00:32:52,976 and then you've gone, "Oh, no..."? 774 00:32:52,976 --> 00:32:55,576 Have you ever been in a situation where you've gone, 775 00:32:55,576 --> 00:32:57,496 "I'm gonna have to do it"? Have you ever? 776 00:32:57,496 --> 00:32:59,696 Have you ever had an onion ring? I've not... 777 00:32:59,696 --> 00:33:02,896 I ask the questions people wanna hear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 778 00:33:02,896 --> 00:33:05,056 Have you ever bought a ring and gone, "Oh, here we go"? 779 00:33:05,056 --> 00:33:08,056 I've never bought an onion ring in my life, no. You're missing out. 780 00:33:08,056 --> 00:33:10,136 You can't really buy them individually, can you? 781 00:33:10,136 --> 00:33:12,936 But if you were to buy an onion ring... Yes. 782 00:33:12,936 --> 00:33:15,656 ..and someone wanted to take the onion ring off you... 783 00:33:15,656 --> 00:33:18,816 LAUGHTER 784 00:33:18,816 --> 00:33:21,096 ..what would you say? 785 00:33:21,096 --> 00:33:23,376 Let's pretend you've got an onion ring... 786 00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:26,976 So cheap, the way you're getting me to do this. Such a cheap way... 787 00:33:26,976 --> 00:33:28,696 Come on, it's got to be better than that. 788 00:33:28,696 --> 00:33:30,216 I'm not asking you to do it, 789 00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:32,776 I was genuinely interested about onion rings. 790 00:33:32,776 --> 00:33:36,616 You know what? I believe you got that voice from hearing your cat? 791 00:33:36,616 --> 00:33:38,376 Yeah. Which is amazing. 792 00:33:38,376 --> 00:33:40,296 It's true, it's absolutely true. 793 00:33:40,296 --> 00:33:44,456 We lived in Hackney and we had a cat called Dizz, 794 00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:48,136 and I was looking for something that connected the voice 795 00:33:48,136 --> 00:33:50,176 to kind of the physicality of the part. 796 00:33:50,176 --> 00:33:51,296 A weird, feral... 797 00:33:51,296 --> 00:33:54,496 Yeah, and something that kind of, like, was an involuntary action, 798 00:33:54,496 --> 00:33:57,936 and then Dizz literally came in and coughed up fur balls on the floor, 799 00:33:57,936 --> 00:34:00,656 and that sound of... 800 00:34:00,656 --> 00:34:02,416 RETCHES 801 00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:05,176 That came up. "Gollum, Gollum." 802 00:34:05,176 --> 00:34:07,136 That's how that sort of... 803 00:34:07,136 --> 00:34:12,136 You know what? When you start doing it, it is amazing. 804 00:34:12,136 --> 00:34:14,696 It is amazing. Incredible. 805 00:34:14,696 --> 00:34:17,336 Because when you sort of think, "Oh, he's an actor," 806 00:34:17,336 --> 00:34:21,976 but there's something about the way you did that, it's so unique 807 00:34:21,976 --> 00:34:23,976 and so works for the character. 808 00:34:23,976 --> 00:34:27,096 Well, you kind of use, I don't know whether this is fair, 809 00:34:27,096 --> 00:34:29,296 but it's sort of the method acting process, 810 00:34:29,296 --> 00:34:32,456 it's where you actually inhabit that life as much as possible, 811 00:34:32,456 --> 00:34:34,256 without actually doing anything illegal, 812 00:34:34,256 --> 00:34:36,856 but you inhabit the life of your characters as much as you can, 813 00:34:36,856 --> 00:34:39,016 and you've gone to some extreme lengths for that. 814 00:34:39,016 --> 00:34:40,616 Yeah, yeah. Tell us about some of them. 815 00:34:40,616 --> 00:34:42,176 For example, when you played Ian Dury, 816 00:34:42,176 --> 00:34:44,536 is it true you wore a calliper on your leg? 817 00:34:44,536 --> 00:34:47,376 Yeah, yeah, and also, Ian, he had polio, 818 00:34:47,376 --> 00:34:50,856 so the left side of himself was quite withered 819 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:54,536 and the right side was very strong, and he was quite muscular, 820 00:34:54,536 --> 00:34:57,736 so I did train literally on one side of my body, 821 00:34:57,736 --> 00:35:00,496 and then had a calliper on this side, 822 00:35:00,496 --> 00:35:04,576 and that, over months and months and months, 823 00:35:04,576 --> 00:35:07,616 to the way he used to swing his hip and so on and so forth, you know? 824 00:35:07,616 --> 00:35:12,416 He had no hair on his body, and so I did have my whole body waxed, 825 00:35:12,416 --> 00:35:15,416 which is literally the most painful thing that anyone's ever done to me, 826 00:35:15,416 --> 00:35:17,856 and especially because the girl who was doing it to me, 827 00:35:17,856 --> 00:35:20,616 bless her, it was her first time. GROANING 828 00:35:20,616 --> 00:35:23,336 And she didn't quite heat the wax up enough, 829 00:35:23,336 --> 00:35:24,936 and when it went onto my chest, 830 00:35:24,936 --> 00:35:28,936 she literally had her foot up on the thing, and she was, like... 831 00:35:28,936 --> 00:35:29,896 Oh, no! Oh! 832 00:35:29,896 --> 00:35:32,456 You know, and it was, like, 833 00:35:32,456 --> 00:35:35,656 I was practically passing out from the pain. 834 00:35:35,656 --> 00:35:38,536 You had the whole body done in one session? Yeah. 835 00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:40,696 One session? It was brutal. I was covered. 836 00:35:40,696 --> 00:35:42,576 I was purple. Purple from head to toe. 837 00:35:42,576 --> 00:35:46,536 Like an aubergine. Yeah, a shiny aubergine. 838 00:35:46,536 --> 00:35:49,416 It did look, yeah, absolutely. 839 00:35:49,416 --> 00:35:51,016 But one thing I was thinking about, 840 00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:52,696 you know, I was talking about Gollum, 841 00:35:52,696 --> 00:35:55,656 and you do get people coming up to you, and I know you do all the time. 842 00:35:55,656 --> 00:35:56,856 Peter has a similar thing, 843 00:35:56,856 --> 00:35:59,416 cos I've been with him when people have come up to him and said, 844 00:35:59,416 --> 00:36:01,096 "Oh, Crouchy, could you do the robot?" 845 00:36:01,096 --> 00:36:04,136 Oh, yeah. You get asked to do the robot all the time. 846 00:36:04,136 --> 00:36:07,896 Yeah, it's mad. I did it on a football pitch in 2006. 847 00:36:07,896 --> 00:36:11,976 Even kids who weren't born when I did that, 848 00:36:11,976 --> 00:36:13,576 they come up to me and ask me to do it. 849 00:36:13,576 --> 00:36:15,896 And do you do it for people? Yeah. 850 00:36:15,896 --> 00:36:20,456 With the kids, they love it, they seem to love it, so you've got to. 851 00:36:20,456 --> 00:36:22,616 It can... 852 00:36:22,616 --> 00:36:25,456 Wherever, on the Tube, I can't just dance on the Tube! 853 00:36:25,456 --> 00:36:28,296 LAUGHTER 854 00:36:28,296 --> 00:36:30,576 We might ask you before the end of the show. Oh, no. 855 00:36:30,576 --> 00:36:32,536 I do it on every show I go on, so... 856 00:36:32,536 --> 00:36:34,896 CHEERING 857 00:36:34,896 --> 00:36:38,536 Maybe we have to do it now. I'm sorry, Pete. Do it, do it! 858 00:36:38,536 --> 00:36:41,256 We've got to give the people what they want. 859 00:36:41,256 --> 00:36:44,456 I don't know why they want it. It's crap! 860 00:36:44,456 --> 00:36:47,816 Well, hold it. Baba, you taught Hancock how to do the candy dance. 861 00:36:47,816 --> 00:36:50,456 Yeah, I did, yeah. Do you do any locking and popping? 862 00:36:50,456 --> 00:36:54,256 I used to do body popping. He's far better than me. 863 00:36:54,256 --> 00:36:56,096 You could maybe broaden Pete's repertoire, 864 00:36:56,096 --> 00:36:58,616 give him a few extra moves. Yeah, bro, let's do it. 865 00:36:58,616 --> 00:37:00,136 Let's save this till the end of the show. 866 00:37:00,136 --> 00:37:01,576 So, later on... 867 00:37:01,576 --> 00:37:03,856 Gollum, Crouchy and... 868 00:37:03,856 --> 00:37:05,256 LAUGHTER 869 00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:07,496 We're gonna take a break, but don't go away 870 00:37:07,496 --> 00:37:10,176 because we'll be joined by the brilliant comedian Amy Gledhill, 871 00:37:10,176 --> 00:37:12,896 and Paolo Nutini performing live here in the studio. 872 00:37:12,896 --> 00:37:25,096 See you in a couple of minutes. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 873 00:37:25,096 --> 00:37:26,576 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 874 00:37:26,576 --> 00:37:28,616 Welcome back to the show. Let's get my next guest out here. 875 00:37:28,616 --> 00:37:31,496 She's a brilliant comedian who's making waves on the circuit. 876 00:37:31,496 --> 00:37:33,616 It's the very funny Amy Gledhill! 877 00:37:33,616 --> 00:37:38,696 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 878 00:37:38,696 --> 00:37:42,336 Hello! 879 00:37:42,336 --> 00:37:44,256 Take it easy on those stairs! Hi! 880 00:37:44,256 --> 00:37:46,576 You don't want to tumble. Hello. 881 00:37:46,576 --> 00:37:48,296 Hi, mate. Hello. 882 00:37:48,296 --> 00:37:49,736 Oh, hi! How are you? Hi! 883 00:37:49,736 --> 00:37:51,216 Lovely to meet you. Hi! 884 00:37:51,216 --> 00:37:52,496 GUESTS LAUGH 885 00:37:52,496 --> 00:37:55,376 Hello! 886 00:37:55,376 --> 00:37:58,416 Hiya! It's like a royal line-up for you there. 887 00:37:58,416 --> 00:38:00,616 Oh, it's so exciting! Amy, lovely to have you on. 888 00:38:00,616 --> 00:38:02,696 Thank you for joining us. Thank you for having me. 889 00:38:02,696 --> 00:38:04,616 This is crazy good. Tell us a bit about yourself. 890 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:06,216 Where are you from originally? 891 00:38:06,216 --> 00:38:09,616 Originally, I'm from a little place I like to call York... 892 00:38:09,616 --> 00:38:10,896 AUDIENCE WHOOPS 893 00:38:10,896 --> 00:38:13,176 But I shouldn't, because it is pronounced Hull. 894 00:38:13,176 --> 00:38:16,216 LAUGHTER 895 00:38:16,216 --> 00:38:18,216 It's not the same, is it? It's not the same. 896 00:38:18,216 --> 00:38:19,496 Close enough. It's close enough. 897 00:38:19,496 --> 00:38:21,056 It's been a fantastic year for you. 898 00:38:21,056 --> 00:38:23,896 And you have a tour at the moment. What's the tour called? 899 00:38:23,896 --> 00:38:27,816 It's called The Girl Before The Girl You Marry. OK. 900 00:38:27,816 --> 00:38:29,456 LAUGHTER Nobody gets it. 901 00:38:29,456 --> 00:38:33,416 I've noticed a pattern, and that is, erm... 902 00:38:33,416 --> 00:38:35,936 I fall in love, we date, we break up, 903 00:38:35,936 --> 00:38:38,736 and then they get married super quick. Yeah. 904 00:38:38,736 --> 00:38:41,776 So quick. And I was really sad about it at first, 905 00:38:41,776 --> 00:38:44,696 but I've realised I've got a skill. 906 00:38:44,696 --> 00:38:49,016 I get men ready for marriage. I'm like a human property developer. 907 00:38:49,016 --> 00:38:51,536 LAUGHTER I actually think it's quite good. 908 00:38:51,536 --> 00:38:53,896 So, it's a doer-upper, and then you flip it. 909 00:38:53,896 --> 00:38:56,376 Yeah! Yeah. Whoa! 910 00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:59,576 And so... And so what kind of things do you teach the men, do you think? 911 00:38:59,576 --> 00:39:01,336 How do you sort of, like, get them better? 912 00:39:01,336 --> 00:39:02,976 Do you improve them? Is that what you do? 913 00:39:02,976 --> 00:39:07,416 I try to. I think... I think, being a human property developer, 914 00:39:07,416 --> 00:39:09,736 you sort of see the good in people. Yeah. 915 00:39:09,736 --> 00:39:11,096 And you see the potential. 916 00:39:11,096 --> 00:39:14,696 And you know, with just a little bit of all of your time, 917 00:39:14,696 --> 00:39:18,416 energy and money, you can improve them a bit. 918 00:39:18,416 --> 00:39:21,336 And it's just things like, erm... 919 00:39:21,336 --> 00:39:24,736 Like, there was a guy who wanted to give his mum, 920 00:39:24,736 --> 00:39:26,976 for her birthday... I said, like, flowers. 921 00:39:26,976 --> 00:39:32,296 And then he got her a limited-edition Batman mug. 922 00:39:32,296 --> 00:39:34,216 LAUGHTER I'd be like, "No, don't... 923 00:39:34,216 --> 00:39:36,576 "No, that's bad." 924 00:39:36,576 --> 00:39:40,016 That sort of thing. And, like, empathy and compassion. 925 00:39:40,016 --> 00:39:41,296 Yeah, yeah! 926 00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:44,096 Just, like, general, just general things. Yeah, yeah! 927 00:39:44,096 --> 00:39:45,936 Abbey, did you improve Peter, do you think? 928 00:39:45,936 --> 00:39:48,336 We actually talked about this on our podcast. Oh, yeah! 929 00:39:48,336 --> 00:39:51,056 I think there's a fine line of doing a man up. 930 00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:52,896 You need to make them to about a six, 931 00:39:52,896 --> 00:39:54,896 or they'll run off with someone else. 932 00:39:54,896 --> 00:39:57,536 Yeah, yeah. LAUGHTER 933 00:39:57,536 --> 00:39:58,976 Strong six there! 934 00:39:58,976 --> 00:40:00,776 Baba, has Leonie given you the once-over? 935 00:40:00,776 --> 00:40:03,496 Do you think you're a better man for being with her? 936 00:40:03,496 --> 00:40:07,256 Er, I'm gonna say yes. LAUGHTER 937 00:40:07,256 --> 00:40:12,176 My wife is gonna watch this, and so, yeah, yes! Yeah! 938 00:40:12,176 --> 00:40:13,976 Baba, do you need rescuing? 939 00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:16,216 LAUGHTER 940 00:40:16,216 --> 00:40:19,576 I've been watching the show, and I feel really concerned for you! 941 00:40:19,576 --> 00:40:24,856 APPLAUSE It's a hostage situation! 942 00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:27,696 So, you talk... Presumably, do you talk about real relationships, then? 943 00:40:27,696 --> 00:40:29,016 Are these based on...? 944 00:40:29,016 --> 00:40:31,856 Is it more of a kind of creation or things that happen to you? 945 00:40:31,856 --> 00:40:34,296 No, it's all real. It's all very, very real. 946 00:40:34,296 --> 00:40:38,656 Erm... There was one guy who... 947 00:40:38,656 --> 00:40:41,856 His only downfall was that he was a younger man, 948 00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:45,096 so I think he just didn't have the finesse of romance, 949 00:40:45,096 --> 00:40:48,456 and my back always hurts... 950 00:40:48,456 --> 00:40:51,416 I think cos I'm top-heavy, you know? 951 00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:53,376 AWKWARDLY: Sorry! 952 00:40:53,376 --> 00:40:56,176 It's awkward, isn't it? It's like, "I'm so sorry about this." 953 00:40:56,176 --> 00:40:57,496 LAUGHTER 954 00:40:57,496 --> 00:41:01,096 And when my back'd go, cos he was young and stuff, 955 00:41:01,096 --> 00:41:03,056 he'd panic, and he didn't know what to do. 956 00:41:03,056 --> 00:41:05,256 The first time it happened in front of me, he just went, 957 00:41:05,256 --> 00:41:07,176 "Oh, God, erm... 958 00:41:07,176 --> 00:41:09,136 "do you want me to hold your tits up?" 959 00:41:09,136 --> 00:41:13,056 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 960 00:41:13,056 --> 00:41:16,936 And I was... 961 00:41:16,936 --> 00:41:19,056 I was like... "What do you mean?" 962 00:41:19,056 --> 00:41:20,776 I was in agony. I was like, "What do you mean?" 963 00:41:20,776 --> 00:41:23,536 And he did it, and it was brilliant! 964 00:41:23,536 --> 00:41:25,616 LAUGHTER It was so good. 965 00:41:25,616 --> 00:41:28,256 But that became his go-to move. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 966 00:41:28,256 --> 00:41:30,576 So if I, like, didn't get a job or something, 967 00:41:30,576 --> 00:41:33,576 he'd be like, "Oh, come here, let me hold your tits up." "No! No, no!" 968 00:41:33,576 --> 00:41:37,336 I mean, we should point out Amy also used to work, 969 00:41:37,336 --> 00:41:40,896 and still does, occasionally, work as an actor, don't you? Yeah. 970 00:41:40,896 --> 00:41:43,576 Your parents must be pleased to see you doing so well, aren't they? 971 00:41:43,576 --> 00:41:46,816 Oh, yeah, they are now. Yeah! 972 00:41:46,816 --> 00:41:50,896 I think they was a bit sad about me moving to London. 973 00:41:50,896 --> 00:41:56,416 My mum... When I said I was moving, she was like, "Oh, Amy, why?" 974 00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:58,936 And I thought, "I wonder what her problem with London is. 975 00:41:58,936 --> 00:42:01,456 "Is it the cost or the crime?" 976 00:42:01,456 --> 00:42:05,096 And she had one reason not to move to London, and she said, 977 00:42:05,096 --> 00:42:07,936 "They all walk so fast." 978 00:42:07,936 --> 00:42:10,456 LAUGHTER She said, "They all walk so fast. 979 00:42:10,456 --> 00:42:13,176 "Where are they going at such a speed?" 980 00:42:13,176 --> 00:42:15,456 "Jobs, Mum. They've got jobs down there!" 981 00:42:15,456 --> 00:42:21,016 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 982 00:42:21,016 --> 00:42:23,696 You can never go home again after that, you know that? I know! 983 00:42:23,696 --> 00:42:27,456 Erm, how's your... how's your body popping? 984 00:42:27,456 --> 00:42:29,816 Your popping, your locking, your robot - how's that? 985 00:42:29,816 --> 00:42:31,856 I feel like I'd give it a go. 986 00:42:31,856 --> 00:42:34,376 I mean, I wouldn't set your hopes too high. 987 00:42:34,376 --> 00:42:36,296 This is not gonna be a definitive class, 988 00:42:36,296 --> 00:42:38,496 but we do have someone who is known for the robot, 989 00:42:38,496 --> 00:42:41,056 we have someone who's done a little bit in the past, 990 00:42:41,056 --> 00:42:43,816 we've got someone who can inhabit almost any character... 991 00:42:43,816 --> 00:42:46,016 alongside me and Alan. LAUGHTER 992 00:42:46,016 --> 00:42:48,296 So, shall we see a bit of popping and locking? 993 00:42:48,296 --> 00:42:50,696 ABBEY: Yeah. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 994 00:42:50,696 --> 00:42:53,096 OK. 995 00:42:53,096 --> 00:42:55,616 Babatunde, stand up. BABATUNDE: Oh, Lord! 996 00:42:55,616 --> 00:42:58,336 OK, you gotta wave. You gotta wave. 997 00:42:58,336 --> 00:43:01,376 The wave? Can I go over this side? 998 00:43:01,376 --> 00:43:03,696 Cos we'll do it... we'll do it going down there. 999 00:43:03,696 --> 00:43:05,616 It's easier going from your right to your left. 1000 00:43:05,616 --> 00:43:08,896 So... I'll teach you the basics. So, when you're doing a wave, so... 1001 00:43:08,896 --> 00:43:11,696 All right, so hands out like this. All right? 1002 00:43:11,696 --> 00:43:14,976 I'm gonna be over there! LAUGHTER 1003 00:43:14,976 --> 00:43:17,416 I'll show you guys, yeah? Hands out like this. 1004 00:43:17,416 --> 00:43:19,016 First move. 1005 00:43:19,016 --> 00:43:21,656 Hand up? Yeah. Second. Wow. 1006 00:43:21,656 --> 00:43:22,896 Bang. Bang. 1007 00:43:22,896 --> 00:43:25,936 Then shoulder. Forward. My shoulder's... Hold it. 1008 00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:28,256 Yeah, and then straighten that, straighten that. 1009 00:43:28,256 --> 00:43:29,936 And then this shoulder goes, 1010 00:43:29,936 --> 00:43:32,536 then the elbow, then the wrist, then the hand. 1011 00:43:32,536 --> 00:43:33,816 Hm! See? 1012 00:43:33,816 --> 00:43:34,856 It's a lot... That's it! 1013 00:43:34,856 --> 00:43:36,576 But when you do it fast, when you do it fast, 1014 00:43:36,576 --> 00:43:38,856 it literally looks... 1015 00:43:38,856 --> 00:43:40,936 ABBEY: Oh, my God! PETER: Ohhhh! 1016 00:43:40,936 --> 00:43:44,256 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1017 00:43:44,256 --> 00:43:46,896 Is there something we could finish with a flourish after that? 1018 00:43:46,896 --> 00:43:48,696 After, I think... Well, I can send it back. 1019 00:43:48,696 --> 00:43:51,056 What about that? LAUGHTER 1020 00:43:51,056 --> 00:43:53,096 I think once you send it... ALAN: Send it back?! 1021 00:43:53,096 --> 00:43:55,016 Once we send it, I think we can end, honestly, 1022 00:43:55,016 --> 00:43:57,216 with Crouch doing his famous... 1023 00:43:57,216 --> 00:43:59,096 Yeah, OK, good plan. Know what I mean? 1024 00:43:59,096 --> 00:44:02,056 So, do we hold hands for this? No, we don't hold hands! 1025 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,816 Let go of my hand! 1026 00:44:03,816 --> 00:44:05,456 You've gotta... No, no! 1027 00:44:05,456 --> 00:44:09,096 Because I pass it on to you. It's like electricity. 1028 00:44:09,096 --> 00:44:12,336 I pass it on to you, and then you take it, and then... 1029 00:44:12,336 --> 00:44:14,016 I take it... Yeah. You see? 1030 00:44:14,016 --> 00:44:15,736 LAUGHTER OK! 1031 00:44:15,736 --> 00:44:19,216 All right, let's go! 1032 00:44:19,216 --> 00:44:21,416 Why are you holding my hand?! You don't hold hands! 1033 00:44:21,416 --> 00:44:23,376 Where's the music, where's the music? 1034 00:44:23,376 --> 00:44:25,016 They bring it in. A bit of Herbie Hancock. 1035 00:44:25,016 --> 00:44:26,496 All right, cool. UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS 1036 00:44:26,496 --> 00:44:29,096 ALAN: Ooh! AUDIENCE WHOOP 1037 00:44:29,096 --> 00:44:30,696 Ready? Yeah? 1038 00:44:30,696 --> 00:44:32,936 Ready? Yeah? Ah... 1039 00:44:32,936 --> 00:44:34,616 Oh... 1040 00:44:34,616 --> 00:44:49,096 CHEERING 1041 00:44:49,096 --> 00:44:50,696 ABBEY: Whoo! 1042 00:44:50,696 --> 00:44:53,496 Great job. Thank you. Wow! Amazing. 1043 00:44:53,496 --> 00:45:00,896 Amazing work! You were amazing! 1044 00:45:00,896 --> 00:45:02,336 Well, you see, Alan, 1045 00:45:02,336 --> 00:45:05,016 we're never too old to learn something new. 1046 00:45:05,016 --> 00:45:07,056 Ohh! 1047 00:45:07,056 --> 00:45:09,576 In my head, we all are great, but I know, looking back, 1048 00:45:09,576 --> 00:45:11,416 two of us didn't look so great. 1049 00:45:11,416 --> 00:45:14,696 OK, will you join me in saying thank you to all my guests tonight, 1050 00:45:14,696 --> 00:45:16,736 ladies and gentlemen? Been so much fun. 1051 00:45:16,736 --> 00:45:19,816 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you for being here. 1052 00:45:19,816 --> 00:45:23,096 We'll be back next week with Maya Jama, Prue Leith, 1053 00:45:23,096 --> 00:45:24,856 James Acaster and Niall Horan, 1054 00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:26,656 who'll be here chatting and giving us 1055 00:45:26,656 --> 00:45:28,416 the first UK performance of his new single. 1056 00:45:28,416 --> 00:45:31,696 But now, from his current album, with Shine A Light, 1057 00:45:31,696 --> 00:45:33,016 it's Paolo Nutini. 1058 00:45:33,016 --> 00:45:52,856 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1059 00:45:52,856 --> 00:46:00,936 # You say you want a lover And you need them now 1060 00:46:00,936 --> 00:46:07,376 # Someone or other From the lost and found 1061 00:46:07,376 --> 00:46:09,816 # You're dancing with the devil 1062 00:46:09,816 --> 00:46:15,656 # With your long, dark hair 1063 00:46:15,656 --> 00:46:17,696 # How are you? 1064 00:46:17,696 --> 00:46:19,376 # Let's dance, baby 1065 00:46:19,376 --> 00:46:23,016 # Oh, let's dance, baby Oh, let's dance, baby 1066 00:46:23,016 --> 00:46:25,296 # On your own 1067 00:46:25,296 --> 00:46:29,376 # Are you feeling so alone? 1068 00:46:29,376 --> 00:46:32,936 # Shine a light 1069 00:46:32,936 --> 00:46:37,736 # Shine a light 1070 00:46:37,736 --> 00:46:40,616 # On your own 1071 00:46:40,616 --> 00:46:43,536 # Are you dreaming so alone? 1072 00:46:43,536 --> 00:46:48,016 # Shine a light 1073 00:46:48,016 --> 00:46:52,176 # Shine a light 1074 00:46:52,176 --> 00:46:59,736 # You say you want somebody Who can hear you scream 1075 00:46:59,736 --> 00:47:07,416 # Heal your heart And, baby, dream, dream, dream 1076 00:47:07,416 --> 00:47:14,816 # You're dancing with the devil With your heart like stone 1077 00:47:14,816 --> 00:47:18,736 # Together, you're not gone 1078 00:47:18,736 --> 00:47:22,496 # You're not gone No, you're not gone, you're not 1079 00:47:22,496 --> 00:47:24,776 # On your own 1080 00:47:24,776 --> 00:47:28,176 # Are you feeling so alone? 1081 00:47:28,176 --> 00:47:31,736 # Shine a light 1082 00:47:31,736 --> 00:47:37,976 # Shine a light 1083 00:47:37,976 --> 00:47:39,496 # On your own 1084 00:47:39,496 --> 00:47:43,096 # Are you dreaming so alone? 1085 00:47:43,096 --> 00:47:46,736 # Shine a light 1086 00:47:46,736 --> 00:47:52,776 # Shine a light 1087 00:47:52,776 --> 00:47:59,656 # Shine 1088 00:47:59,656 --> 00:48:02,896 # Tonight, as I lay in your arms 1089 00:48:02,896 --> 00:48:07,056 # I don't know what to do Or say any more 1090 00:48:07,056 --> 00:48:10,336 # As I lay in your arms 1091 00:48:10,336 --> 00:48:14,296 # I don't know what to do Or say any more 1092 00:48:14,296 --> 00:48:16,656 # On your own 1093 00:48:16,656 --> 00:48:20,216 # Are you dreaming so alone? 1094 00:48:20,216 --> 00:48:24,296 # Shine a light 1095 00:48:24,296 --> 00:48:29,136 # Shine a light 1096 00:48:29,136 --> 00:48:31,816 # On your own 1097 00:48:31,816 --> 00:48:35,856 # Are you dreaming so alone? 1098 00:48:35,856 --> 00:48:39,576 # Shine a light 1099 00:48:39,576 --> 00:48:58,416 # Shine a light 1100 00:48:58,416 --> 00:49:01,576 # You're not on your own 1101 00:49:01,576 --> 00:49:05,856 # You're not on your own 1102 00:49:05,856 --> 00:49:10,536 # You're not on your own 1103 00:49:10,536 --> 00:49:23,176 # Shine a light. # 1104 00:49:23,176 --> 00:49:28,016 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE